June 19, 2026 • 47 mins
Father's Day Weekend is already off to a bad start for Lunchbox because a neighbor made the promise of a lifetime and then ended up canceling the celebration. Ray is ready to kill Scuba after their trip to Chicago because Scuba made Ray stay in a very interesting hotel where strange things kept happening to Ray. Plus Lunchbox went to the computer store for an appointment but ended up waiting for over an hour because they screwed up big time. Happy Father's Day to all the fathers out there and enjoy the weekend!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome in, dude, it feels good to be here. You
are looking live at Nashville, Tennessee Lower Broadway or are
we upper Broadway? This is mid Broadway, Mid broad I
was on Lower broad when I lived in the apartments
that got demolished for the four seasons.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh, they didn't just renovate those and add on, they
tore it all the way down.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Damn that hit beat this. We might already need to
repeat this one page. Where is our page? No, don't don't,
it's there. Oh my gosh, I almost lost it, you fools,
and you'd come over to my old apartment. It definitely
(00:47):
smelled because, oh dude, it reaked. It reaked like musty mildew. Dude,
it was so weird. It survived the flood, bro, what
do you want from the apartment?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I understand, but you would think that they would bleach
it all and rip it down to the studs and
come back.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
But I guess they didn't bleach at all. What was
it a murder scene? You bleached the walls, so the
mold you kill the mold. Well, and also the lady
at the front desk fell asleep. She was a narcoleptic,
so like what did you expect? Oh, I hate to
get into that. I have to say this. They came
and said, hey, we're gonna paint your door because this
(01:24):
one drunk boyfriend ex boyfriend of our one roommate came
and broke down the door. Nice he tried, which was
cowboy boots. So hey, we're gonna replace the door of
paint it. The lady sent her brother, I think, and
paid him twenty dollars in a pack of beer. And
one night he painted our door, and I mean it
was slot. I don't know if he'd even put masking
tape up. He just came with red paint in a
(01:46):
bucket and paint because all the doors were red. I
didn't remember that. But it wasn't the same version of
red as the other people's. He didn't realize there's different
hues of red. He didn't paint match, dude, it was
fire engine red. For the final six months we lived there. Well, yeah,
he swung by, thank you, looks great, and I mean
like paint on the wall, like it put some points
he missed by an inch. Just slathered it all over
(02:08):
the place. Man, so interesting. The place was great. Paid.
Each of us paid six hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I will say it was a legit spot, like absolutely legit,
so cool, so fun, convenient, especially for the lifestyle you
were living. It was in the center of everything.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Everybody should be able to live in the center of
a city for five years, and we did that. Check Mark.
I've never done it, and I mean, it's like a
story for another day, but I always thought about it sometimes.
Dutter guy, he's fascinated with this other guy, the midday
guy that lives downtown, always ask him about the bars man,
what was it like this weekend? What was it like? Well,
(02:52):
that guy lives in midtown. He doesn't even live on Broadway. Correct.
I lived on Broadway from twenty fourteen until two nineteen,
and nobody gave a flying I never got questions, Hey,
what was the city like this weekend? Nobody asked me anything.
There should have a bit on the show. Hey, Ray,
(03:13):
what's the weekend report? Ray Mundo, what's the weekend report?
Man from Broadway? I lived at the center of the
universe for five years, and not one person was fascinated
with my life, which tells me everybody's infatuated with their
own lives and doesn't give a crap about anybody else.
It's not that.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I just don't think you would have a great story
every weekend. There's not a great story from every weekend.
It's pretty monotonous. Wherever you live. It's like, oh man,
the bars were crowded, Okay, next weekend, bars were crowded.
Next weekend bars were crowded. There was a fight, Okay,
now we got something. Next weekend. Oh man, we didn't
(03:49):
go out. We went and saw Baser's parents and we
hung out in the country.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay. Cool.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So I mean, as much as you want to make
it like it was the most exciting thing and you
were swinging from barstools and the raps every weekend, that's
not what happens.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Maybe it wasn't that that, Maybe it wasn't a bit
every Monday. But why was nobody fascinated with my life
that I've lived downtown in a major city, in the
one of the biggest tourist capitals in America where the
Sore Losers Convention one hundred and seventy five days away
presented by Free and Chevrolet. Not in the heart of downtown,
(04:24):
but they're just outside of Nashville. Hell yeah, And there's
a Tanger outlets, so you can. There's Tiger Woods Golf. No,
there is that Papa Stroke Pop Stroke. Uh, Starbucks around
the corner. Nice. It's so nice out there. I actually
may swing by today, all right, as because I gotta
check it on my vehicle. That's a good idea. Trying
to help me on prices. Good. I can't afford six
(04:46):
thousand dollars. Yep, whoa why'd you say that was the
original price. I think they're gonna put a chrome muffler
on it or something. And I said, guys, scale it
back a little bit. But it's been it's been a month,
and we are still negotiating. We're still deciding if I'm
going to go with that vehicle, get the work done,
or just get an all new vehicle. Dude, you could
(05:07):
get a Chevrolet Caprice. Richard found me a fifty thousand
dollars four Runner.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh you're looking to be a matching vehicles with Baser
And I said, basis, I mean you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Looks so sick, they last so well and hold up,
so no, no.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
No, no, you can't have a matching vehicle as your chick.
There was a couple in my neighborhood growing up. And
I don't even know what these cars are, but a
three thousand GT.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yes from Fast and Furious.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Nah, this is pre Fast and Furious. And they were green.
They had the exact same color and exact same model
three thousand GT. Maybe the dude worked at a dealership.
I don't even know, like if that's a Chevy, if
that's a Ford, if I have no idea what that is.
But let me tell you what they did not like.
They did not like their car getting hit by tennis ball.
(05:59):
And they did not like it when you fake throw
a tennis ball at their car. We did fake throw
all the time, where you have a ball in your hand,
act like you chunk it at them. And I don't
know what it was, but they and they would start
chasing us in the three thousand GT.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Let's go go, no fans go, no fans. Hurry r
run run ride.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Oh they're still coming, They're still coming that three thousand GT.
It was a freaking sucker for everything. Love to chase us.
You gotta get the new kids on that. Well, we're
working on it. They're ready. But I don't know what
a three thousand GT is. But you can't get the
matching vehicle.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
As your wife. Well, I told him I can't also
manage the fifty thousand dollars price tag. I think he
was trying to get me one of the best vehicles
in the South, and I said, you got anything out back.
Let's go, guys, We're gonna do it live, ar nol.
What's up? Hey, guys, I'm on Broadway this weekend, but
nobody cares, and Abby and me are getting married. WHOA
(07:01):
thought it was a different guy, But congratulations, whoa hoping, mata?
We get married right after Morgan. In between Abby and
her new dude trying to dovetail our marriage in there,
So go Margan, Abby, Arnold, Abby and herky Jason. Hey, so,
are you a little jealous that he bought a ring?
(07:22):
Or no? I about thring? You lill Oh? Sorry? Arnold?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
All right, man, have fun on Broadway this weekend. Dude,
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
We oh the one, two, three sore losers? What up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Genius, y'all. It's says and I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Baser my wife. I'm also from Wyoming. Bringing
that to the show now kind of my new history
historical knowlogy of my life. We live on two point
three acres. We also have two kids at Vanderbilt. Justin
hasn't checked on him in months. He lives in Michigan Cascade, Michigan.
(08:09):
He's a traveling r end no idea what he does.
I just rage texted him the other day. None of
these are gonna be appropriate. Before I kick it over
to you, I want to just read a couple of them.
I would love to hear it. I said, uh, we're
talking about beat the streak and he said, I don't
care until six And I said, when are you gonna care?
At fifty six fifty seven? Good morning, sir. He just
won five point six million. Where should we wire that
(08:32):
sum of money? Are you gonna care? Then? Dummy? Dummy?
He's still not responding this all me. Then again, I mean,
nobody has broke forty yet. These guys are playing strategic
or they're just horrible me this morning, you have been
de robed because he was. His top score was twelve,
and I got thirteen. So I beat his top score,
starting the music bet again. So I said, you have
been de robed, essentially naked. You are trusted in a man. Oh,
(08:57):
you trusted in a man with a churro for a wanker,
Andy Q he picture O the guy for the bruis.
I said, the Crown resides in Cascade South because he
lives in Cascade South of Cascade, I just call it
Cascade South of Nashville. Smart, I rage texted him this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I love it, and I love that you're up to thirteen.
It really means a lot to our listeners. I beat
the streak, and I just want to say, I want
to get this out of the way. Happy Father's Day
weekend to all the dads out there that are listening,
the ones that are present in their kids' lives and
absentee dads. Happy Father's Day to you, coacher. I'd like
to say Happy Father's Day to you as your kids
(09:35):
are over at Vanderbilt enjoying the weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Kids at home. Kat Oh, Piper, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Okay, good you getting it. See another thing you guys
screwed up is giving them both p first names. I
want to call it Pablo every time.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Pablo, Piper, and Scully his real name is Scully. What
the old one? Yeah? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, Okay, anyway, and happy Father's Day to meet weekend.
It's gonna be an amazing weekend because one of the
neighbors he texted on Monday textually like five dads and
he's like, Yo, dude, what day do you guys want
me to rent this? Sucker gonna put it up in
the backyard for the kids to play all barbecue and
(10:19):
you guys we can have some drinks. And we're like, wow, dude,
this is what he was gonna rent. Ray, He's gonna
rent this for the kids, saying it it's like a
blow up inflatable with three slides into water, like it
was gonna be a fantastic thing. And I said, Saturday
doesn't really work for us. Sunday is better for us.
Another dad text Sunday is perfect for us. Another dad,
(10:44):
I'd prefer Sunday, but I could still make Saturday work.
So that's three Sundays from three dads out of the five.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Warning grass will die, but continue.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yes, it will die. But then another dad said, hey,
either day works for me. It's up to y'all.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
My name's Paul.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
No fifth dad never responded, so we're all just like,
heck yeah. I told my wife, Hey, Sunday, we're going
over here. They got the inflatable making plans. I said,
we should probably bring some, you know, appetizers or some sides.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I wouldn't call it the inflatable. Pause why that has
sexual connotations? It does. Yeah, inflatable guys back at would
always get inflatable girls. Oh hey, got it, when's the
inflatable ready? Those aren't called inflatory, are called blow up.
That's right, They're called blow up. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Hey, you're welcome anyway. Not that I've had one or
used one or anything like that. I've just known the terminology,
so thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
So I'm excited. Told my wife, hey, don't make plans Sunday.
This is what we're doing. It's gonna be great. Kids
are gonna have so much fun. And all the other
dads saw one dad at the police, I dude, you
ready for Sunday.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'm like, can't wait.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Gassing it up, dure, We are gassing it up, catsing
it up, man, because.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
See the chicks and bikinis, right, moms.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Moms and bikinis, moms going down the slides. You know,
it's just gonna be a fun day.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Has Sarah been working on her summer body?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Gotta walk? You know, five houses down, it's gonna be fantastic.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Do the women do they throw on bikinis? What are
they wearing to these?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
We haven't really done the slide in the backyard. They
at the pool, dude, they wear bikinis. There was a
woman the other day with a string bikini with it
going up the crack.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh, that'll get the neighborhood talking. It was getting devoured
by the butt. It work. Wow o zempiic congrats man.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, she was there with her two little dude boys,
and then I guess the husband showed up. I'm gonna
assume it's the husband. They hung out for like thirty
more minutes than they bailed out. But she definitely had
the string bikini right up the booty.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
They're proud of it. So what are we doing? Are
we gearing up for this or we're gearing up? Man?
I'm like, hey, we need to interesting to talk about
this because it hasn't happened yet. Yeah, So how do
we get the end of the story. I'm gonna get
to the end of the story right now.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And then last night he texted, he goes, oh, guys,
actually my wife had plans for us.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'm not renting it. Last second cancelation after everybody's committed.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
And I'm like what, He goes, Yeah, I guess I
should have checked with my wife first, but apparently she
has plans for me.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
And so I'm booked all day Sunday to be really
lost money gambling. He can't rent it anymore. I mean,
that might be it.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
He might have done something online, or he went to
a poker game and got cleaned out. I have no idea,
but the fact that he is the one that brought
this to the table and has been talking about it
all week, having everybody in the neighborhood excited, texting five
other families, the plans, everything, the excitement, how he's going
to do the meat, you know what I mean, like, hey,
(13:47):
don't worry, I'll have some brisket.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I'll have it.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
And then he cancels on Thursday night at nine thirty pm.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That doesn't sit well that that, I mean, like that
definitely put in time out card the friendship right now
is on the rocks. It was like, what in the hell.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
So now I got to go back to my wife
and be like, hey, actually, we got to figure out
what we're gonna do Sonday.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
And that's what I'm saying. People then start making their
own plans. You're sarting, Hey, you know, honey, I might
get a tomahawk take it over there. And then women
are already thinking about the bikinis they're gonna wear. The
kids already have it in their heads. Oh, they're already excited. Dude.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I showed them picture. I was like, you guys want
to go down that? I heck, yeah, dad, can I
go face first? I don't care, do whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Man, that thing's easily o ka to rent. I don't
know how No, those things are the size of a
mini mountain. I feel like inflatables are a couple hundred
bucks for a couple hours. I don't know if you
can rent that for a couple hundred dollars. I will
get one this weekend for me and Baser. There's no way.
It's a it's a once a year birthday type thing,
(14:48):
and Buddy's gonna just do it on a random weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
No, he was gonna do it on Father's Day weekend.
It was gonna be a celebration, like I could get
all the dads together. And what's crazy is one of
the people is like, hey, my parents are gonna be
a town. Is it cool if they call me goes?
Oh yeah absolutely, I got plenty of chairs.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I mean, dude, people already starting to make plans on
top of plans, So I'm just like, what the hell,
I don't even understand it. Yeah, that's on him. Not
a good look, I believe. Once we start stuff with
the friend group, at almost one hundred percent of the
time happens Jessica, Hey we're gonna play go tee. We're
gonna go driving range. Sound like a non golfer. We're
(15:23):
gonna go to the driving range on Saturday. Even though
we're hungover, we all still go do it. So yeah,
for somebody to back out on plans cause for concern.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Also kind of weird that he sent it at nine
to thirty at night on a Thursday. He's hoping that
it was just gonna slide in there and we weren't
gonna be like mad. I think he does it at
nine thirty, so that way, you don't send the angry
text back like, hey, man, what I thought we were on.
I've told my whole family, I've told everybody, So there
it is, man. So the weekend is starting out great.
(15:52):
I was all excited about a party in the backyard
and guess where it is. Party has been canceled, just
like this podcast. We'll take a break. Hey, we will
be right back.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
This is gonna be the one we repeat we started hot.
That was a hell of a segment. I think this
really is the one that we repeat. And that's just
Inside Baseball, So okay, I mean Wednesdays was a banger too.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It was yeah, the old people getting lost on the
trip and running out of gas and it was not bad.
But let me talk about something else. Susan coacher. My
wife decided, uh to knock the computer, the laptop off
the couch yours. Yeah, screen, you know, you pick it up,
(16:38):
you open it and it's not cracked or anything, right,
but it's like fuzzy lines, fuzzy lines, like all distorted
and everything. And I'm like, son of a gun. So
got to go to Apple, right because got a little MacBook.
This is not a commercial for Apple. This is a
this is what happened.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh, somebody got a discount. No, no one got a discount.
No one got a discount. We'll make sure we fit
it into the podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Nope, didn't say anything like that. And they said what
time would you like your appointment? And I said, oh,
there's an eleven thirty. Can you go at eleven thirty
and take my computer? She said absolutely. I said, then
I'll meet you down there. We can grab lunch at
fitth and Broadway with the boys, eat some lunch.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's the one you're talking about. Always right next to
the convention. If any of our losers need a charge.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, they need a charge, they need a new phone,
they need a laptop, they need what do you call them,
think AirPods?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yep, they have them all at that location. Typically the
sore losers for the convention pass out and their phone
needs charging the next day.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
It's a great fuel up. Yeah, and it's got AC
and they validate parking. So it's very very convenient. So
my wife gets there at eleven thirty two, checks in.
Someone will be right with you, and she's like, Hey,
how much longer til you're done?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I'll be there in a little bit, even forty five.
One's gonna be right with you, okay. I walk in
at eleven fifty four. She's like, oh, they said they'll
be right with us, So all right.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Got the three boys there and they have these like cubes,
wooden cubes that you can sit on, and they have like,
I don't know what, they're kind of like baskets underneath them.
They're like, I don't know what kind of material is pleather?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Fake pleather?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yes, So they're taking those out of there and they're
making tunnels and making you know, mazes, and so they're
crawling through it. And this lady comes over and loses
her I can't have them doing that. I can't have
them doing that. That is going to they're gonna get hurt.
I'm like, they're just crawling through the blocks. It ain't
(18:45):
a big deal. She's like, how about I give them
some iPads? And this is what's wrong with America?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
What an up cell? That lady needs a raise.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
This is what is wrong with America right here in
a nutshell. Because the kids are using their mind, they're
being creative, they're building something, they're making amaze where they
can crawl through it, and they add like they're taking
a napped it. They were acting like it's their house
or their underground bunker, whatever you want to call it.
(19:16):
And she comes and shuts down the creativity for a
kid to stare at a freaking screen.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Have they ever had one before? No, this is amazing day.
I love that lady. They've never had an iPad to
play on. She used technology to tell you to shut
your pile. That's exactly what she did.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Hey, free ranger, Hey, you want your kids to be
creative and be engineers and architects and build things. No,
sit down and look at a computer screen and rot
your brain.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Thank you. That way we can get more sales here.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
You're like no, And I said, boys, why don't we
just go walk Broadway and check some music out.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Now we're talking, They're.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Like, no, Dad, I want an iPad. Oh my god, Dad,
we get an iPad. So my whole thing is, hey, lady,
how about you have your appointments running on time so
we don't have to sit here and build tunnels and
fortresses and underground bunkers that we are exploring because you
(20:17):
guys are running thirty minutes behind now, because now it
is noon o'clock and here she comes like, oh, you're
the iPads and my kids are like, how do I
work it?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
And she's like, here, here's how you can draw.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Here are the games, and they want to play the games. Dad,
how do I play this game? I don't know how
to play the game? Man, I've never played that crap.
I don't care what your business is. Go find that
lady at the Apple store and hire her. She is
worth every penny she's making. And so they're playing the game,
and now it is twelve twelve and someone comes over
(20:52):
and goes, are you guys just hanging out?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, we're sobering up.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And my wife's like, no, we had an eleven thirty
points met with the geek squad and they're like, oh,
let me go check what's going on with that. And
they come back and they're all right, do you already
assigned to somebody? They should just be with you any minute.
I'm like, okay, great, we've been assigned to someone. What
the hell does that mean? I don't know what that means.
(21:18):
But we got here. She got there at eleven thirty two, Like,
what's going on? It's been forty five minutes and my
kids have already gotten in trouble for being creative, and
another seven minutes goes by. So at twelve twenty two,
the dude comes back, goes, you know what, I'm just
gonna take you over to Sally over here, takes her
(21:39):
over to Sally.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
From Southern Charm. How'd you know? Also the geek squad
I went to there with our laptop their quick That's
odd that they weren't right on top of it, very odd,
very odd. And she goes.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Sally goes, I'm with another customer, but I guess I
can help you guys. At the same time, she's like,
what time was your appointment? And my wife's like, oh,
eleven thirty Just oh, I didn't I wouldn't schedule to
work till noon.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
So somehow.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They let us make an appointment for a department that
wasn't even opening until noon, the entire department, or just Sally, no,
the entire department, because she was the only one working
that day. She's like, I don't know, and the lady
that was at the same time goes, oh, my appointment
was eleven fifteen.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, see the Broadway. I don't think there's gonna be
a lot of people rolling in there with laptops. It's basically, hey,
I got drunk last night and I need a phone charger. Oh,
here you go on the wall. Yeah, but how in
the world that is funny? They only had two people No.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
No, no, they had one person not scheduled to noon,
but they had two people appointment eleven fifteen, eleven thirty.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And instead of saying, oh my god, we messed up.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Your person's not coming in till noon, Like the person's
not gonna be here for another thirty minutes, they kept going.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh, yes, someone will be right with you, rigamarole them.
Someone will be right with you. Don't have your kids
enjoy themselves. Someone will be right with you. What do
you think we tell them on the phones on the
big show, we'll be right with you. We ain't gonna
be right with them. The dumbest topic we've ever heard of. Bro,
you got rigamarolled, Oh we got rigamaroles a you're playing
(23:20):
on iPads. Kids are addicted? Now, Oh, kids are really addicted.
I mean they're like rolling their neck out because they're
sitting there. Oh my god, dad, I'm tired of looking down.
You got dad staring in Broadway for forty five minutes
wondering why what happened to his life? I mean, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I'm like, dude, I used to be in those bars
and now I'm just standing in an Apple store as
my kids are glued to an iPad, all three of
them with their own separate iPad, not even one iPad
to share. They brought him one iPad per person. And
then the guy comes up. He goes, hey, can I
mark down that they were part of that class that
was over there? We get kind of credit like this,
And I'm like, so, now you're using me to inflate
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your numbers after you yelled at them for being created
if and you assigned us a time to show up
when someone wasn't gonna be here for thirty minutes after
when we got here.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
No, the lady deserves that, though the way she turned
it it was a massive turre pivot. So I say,
she can use your kids as whatever credit and I said, yeah,
go for it. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Write down that you had three extra kids in that class,
baby box one, two, and three.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
You heard me right, I'm lunchbox. No.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
They didn't ask me their names. They just said, okay,
I'm marked down three kids in the class, and that's
what they did. They marked down three kids in the
class and we finally got out of there at twelve
fifty five. And oh, could they fix the screen. They'll
fix the screen for four hundred and fifty dollars, or
you can buy a new computer for five fifty.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So is your computer fixed? No, it's new because they
got knocked off the couch.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, because they could fix it for four fifty. But
you get a new one for five fifty.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
That's all the computers are.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh, when you're not using if you're just using it
for just Internet and just do little stuff like that,
you don't need to get one. With all this memory
and all these cool functions. It's a lot cheaper running
a sale.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh my god, dude, I'm going to Broadway to day
to go get one of those. I'ven't had a laptop.
My other one, my IBM one's like one hundred dollars.
It is so slow. Back in the day when I
used to gamble, I would punch it so like the
mouse thing doesn't work. That's probably bad idea. The fact
that I get a laptop for five hundle, I'm going, Yeah,
it's really cheap and they're really helpful there. They'll they'll
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get you in and out in a matter of minutes,
right Apple Store on Broadway.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
And if you need help and you are waiting, they
will provide you with an iPad to kill your time,
kill your brain cells. And it was just a fantastic day.
I just don't understand how one of the best technology
companies in the world has a glitch in their system
where people are allowed to make appointments before the people
are even scheduled to.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Come into work. They'll explain it to me. Dealt with
the same thing with Wendy's. Go ahead, tell me no,
I already told the story on the Big show. And
they brought free Wendy's for us because they would open
before they even started serving breakfast. Same thing. It's just
a little business thing. We do it, we start, we
maybe we don't do it, but yeah, so it's it's
a thing. Yeah, you open a business and your girl's
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not ready. Stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Man, it was a long day because then the kids
are starving. They've been sitting there for almost two hours.
You didn't take him to peg leg porker or what
is it, tootsies. They can go see the girls at
Rippy's no. Then my middle I'm addicted to something else.
Then Baby Box two was like, Dad, I thought we
were gonna go watch music. I'm like, I gave you
that option to walk up and down Broadway and see music,
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but you chose the iPad.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He goes, oh, I thought we would do it after
the iPad. Dude, you take your kids to the Apple Store.
All of a sudden they're addicted to the Seven Deadly Sins.
That's Broadway.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
But we did walk out and there was a guy
who's laying on the sidewalk. Hey, brother, you got a
couple dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
And they're like, Dad, why is he why? Why is
he on the side.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Guys just walk around him, just walk around him like
their horse playing.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'm like, guys, watch out, watch out. Well, Dad, he
shouldn't be laying on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I'm like, guys, just go go. Oh, take a break.
We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Did you
get my note? He didn't send me in there? I
sent you an email. Oh you did. I said, I
have to tell my hotel story. Oh please do man,
unless you want to talk about the USA World Cup
(27:28):
for thirteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
No, we're not going to talk about that. We're just
gonna say it's a great day. Oh, here it is.
I have to tell my hotel story. So Ray Coacher
over to you.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
It was too inappropriate for the Bobby Big Show, so
I bring it over here.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Oh hotel when you went to Chicagago got it?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I was very confused. So me and Scuba check into
this hotel. This give me a good story. This actually
may make this episode worth repeating. Please tell me. Did
you guys share a room? No? Luckily we had doubles. Wow,
but I didn't. I didn't know going in. But we
go to the hotel and it's one of those where
there's no lobby in the basement, you automatically go up
four floors. Yeah. But so it's just one of the
(28:12):
I just want you to imagine it. Everything in Chicago
goes straight up. It's that's just how it is, every restaurant,
every hotel, everything. And so we check in, we and
you're looking at your seeing stuff. So on the bottom
floor you had a Dennis Rodman picture. You had like
it was a very interesting like, oh, we there's like
tons of books and it's just very artsy okay, so
that you're getting that feel. Chicago, Dennis Rodman. So we
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go up the elevator, we go check in, and the
late we check in and say our birthdays, and the
lady was obsessed with our birthday. She goes, oh, my gosh, September,
you are like such a good guy. And I was
so confusing, like, h she was your a virgo. And
then she goes into Scuba about him being whatever he is,
I uh, Taurus, and she goes, oh, you're you're crazy,
(28:59):
but you're loyal. He goes Scuba obviously apparently knows your
star sign. Oh, and he's into it and he's like, oh, yeah,
it means I'm loyal. But yeah, we're crazy. We're crazy,
but this lady is obsessed with my birthday. No big deal.
We check in, YadA, YadA, YadA. We go the elevator
up to the room and it was so quick that
we're only in our rooms for thirty minutes than to
the basketball thing. Got it so like we're just chilling around,
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sitting around doing nothing. Totally understand. And they got decorations.
It's Pride month, okay, something got some rainbows. Yeah, And
I'm like, dang, like for sure. Progressive. Love it. I
wish we had more rainbows here, love it, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, all four supported Visa, so just
Rainbow Central. I'm like, dang, Chicago loves him. Some Pride month, like,
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take pride in your pride. Take pride in your pride.
Go up the elevator and go into the rooms. This
is after the basketball. Yeah and no, no, before the basketball.
And we're gearing up to go back. Okay, go ahead,
and on the elevator, Scuba's in his room and the
lady at the host she goes, yeah, I put you guys.
She was huh two rooms, like yeah, and she was, Okay,
(30:04):
I put you guys. I put rooms in between you guys.
So you guys are separated, but there's multiple rooms in
between you guys. And I was like, okay, cool. And
so we go up the elevator, and the elevator use
it's uh, men all in dresses. So the wallpaper is
just men that are like like to dress like women.
(30:24):
Got it? And I'm like, listen, I'm all for progressive.
Me and pays are actually in the wallpaper market right now.
Interesting must be in style. I'm like this this hotel
is like cutting edge, cutting edge. Maybe that that's the
cool new art. I saw the bottom basement that when
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we first walk in it's artsy. So we go to
our rooms and the lighting's weird. There's a sink in
the middle of your room. There there's no upper lights,
it's all under the bed. Huh, it's all I mean.
If I was to put a name tag on it,
I would say, it's like lighting.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Got it, and like when you step the lights light up, Yes,
and got it.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
That's what how it was with the w in Austin
for iHeart and it's it's all to make it so
you don't leave the bed, so you just hit a button.
The curtains go up. You hit a button and shower
completely see through, so you have to put to a
curtain or thank god me and Scoob had different rooms
or you'd be able to see the other dude go
to the bathroom and take a shower. That'd be weird.
(31:26):
Then thinking anything of it, thirty minutes we go to
the basketball, Me and Scuba and the uh the getting
the cab and the cab driver's like you guys are
staying there, Like yeah, we're staying there. It's a great place,
so clean. As I was going into my room, the
guy is with wet wipes cleaning off my door handle.
Very nice. One of the top five cleanest hotels I've
(31:48):
ever been in. You like clean, And he goes, how
is that? And we're like, good, go it's awesome. It's
like interesting, all right. So we go to the basketball,
come back from the basketball and Scuba goes, hey, you
want to do the ball. I'm like, yeah, let's do
the bar, and so we go into it. And it
was the same day the USA World Cup had a
World Cup and it says on the little there's a
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post it board and it says who do you want
to win? USA? Boys? Or don't tell me Portugal boys?
And I'm like, I thought it was World Cup? Why
would it be you twenty one under twenty one? I
don't get why it says boys. So I just go
up there and put a sharpie mark USA. And then
Scooby goes, hey, meet up. Let's meet up. And we'ren't
cut offs because we were playing basketball. Yeah, gotta be
(32:30):
able to hoop. Two dudes balling out in our forties
cutoffs on we go sit at the bar. You can
pretty much wear whatever you want, and again, more flags,
Like I'm talking that Super Pride Month. I'm like, Baser
wasn't kidding? Like Chicago is progressive, Like this is great,
this is totally different. I think Nashville needs more flags.
Got it. We sit down at the bar and I
look at the menu and there's no beer. There's not
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one beer, and it says all their drink and the
drinks no beer men. And there was one drink called
Naughty Boy, and there's another drink called like nasty Gal,
And I'm like, I can't even though the Naughty Boy
sounded pretty good because it was similar to a Pina Colada,
(33:13):
I can't order a Naughty Boy. Hi, how's it going?
I'm gonna take a Naughty Boy? So go, hey, do
you have any Seltzers like a white Claw? Truly as
any of those? He goes, I got an off brand
if you want that. But we never have people ask
for it. I'm like, who doesn't order beer? And Seltzer's like, what,
you never have people ask for it? He goes, Yeah,
but it's called neutral. You can have something cool. Get
me four, I'll put them down thirty minutes. I mean,
(33:33):
Ray is neutral So we're sitting there at the bar,
drink some drinks, scuba leaves. He's going to bed, and
I'm talking stock. Obviously, it was the huge SpaceX launch ipo.
It was gonna be a new stock elon stock one
hundred and thirty five dollars. So I get to talk
to this girl. Very nice. She was I don't know
(33:55):
how to say it large, Yeah, so that's how you
say it large hefty? Yeah yeah, but that that wasn't
what I was trying to say, got it. She like
had a deep voice, okay, okay, which was fine. So
I'm telling her, I'm like, hey, SpaceX, get on your
robin hood. And she had three This is a story
for another day. She had three hundred dollars and she
couldn't do options with it, so I told her to
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She needed to deposit two hundred more dollars so that
she could actually do an option on the SpaceX. And
I go, hey, you got to make sure you cash
this out, not cash out, but you got to it expires,
it expire worthless, so you have to do something on
Friday when the SpaceX doot comes out. Hopefully. She did
story for another day, and so she goes on to
her regions and she could she had a deposit more.
She couldn't do an option, and she sees and she
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had three hundred dollars. So she deposits two hundred more
dollars and I swear on her regions. It wasn't her name,
it was like a dude's name. It was like Mark something.
I'm like, weird, Like she just logged into her dude's
account like that, wow, So tell her the options. Bar closes.
Security guy at one point had a conversation with him.
He's like, yeah, he's like, you got any security jobs
(35:00):
in Nashville. I'm like, yeah, why what's up? He goes,
They're just two in your face, like everything's all. They're
just so open here. And I'm like, oh, Chicago's like
in your face. I don't know what that means. But
maybe he was talking about the hotel and I was like,
I don't understand what he's talking about. Yeah, Like people
are close talkers, they get in your face when they talk.
So I pass out. I go back to my room.
(35:21):
Weird lighting. I would would never imagine that type of
a lighting at a hotel for like a family, You're
not able to see each other. It's just like you
can't see your hand in front of your face because
it's only floor lighting. Totally understand. Bizarre, but the cleanest
room I've ever been in. Totally get it. And somebody
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was asking me. They're like, oh, maybe a basketball we're
talking about, like, hey, how do you like to play?
And I was like, it was weird that it was
so clean, and it was almost like a cruise ship.
But and there was like weird products that it had
for you, Like there was like butt wipes. That's okay, Yeah,
that's awesome. I loved it. Yeah, and I go, but
(36:02):
it's weird. The TV I don't even think has cable.
All it does is it can only play movies and stuff.
Oh and at the bar. That leads me to I
should have said that at the bar. At the bar,
there was no sports on. All it was was life movies. Weird. Okay,
Let's go back to the room, go to bed, pass out,
wake up in the morning, go back and this is it.
We're leaving. We're leaving this hotel now, go bye bye.
(36:24):
We were there one night. Promise it gets good. And
I'm sitting at the front lobby and it's me I'm
gonna be there for an hour. Scooba wanted him to
sleep in, and so I'm doing the stock trading. Okay,
stock market opens at a eighty thirty. I was like,
I'll be down here for an hour, Scooba, but take
your time. I'm chilling the whole time. And the computer's
right next to the host table, got it. And I'm
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on the computer and I tell the dude at the front,
I'm like, hey, I'm gonna be here for a while.
I'm on doing fidelity stuff, you know, just trying to
figure out this SpaceX ipo at launch day. It's a
big day. And he goes, I don't care what you do, boy,
And I was like, bizarre that he would call me
boy and it and so that was fine. I'd like
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that is a new term, like you and me. I'm like,
boys had a day, yeah, but I'm not gonna be
like you do you boy? Okay? And then I so
I'm seeing all these people entering and exiting, and like
these people exit in the front of the back, they're
coming in the front, okay, and this, and I swear
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I kept thinking it's crazy that all these companies have
send these employees that are of the same sex. It
was rare that it was a guy and a girl.
It was always like two dudes, two chicks. I'm like, smart,
this company's saving on hotel rooms. Yeah. And so the
two dudes are walking out in This guy, this host,
he always is saying to these people, hey, uh, what
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was your room number? Because I think then he gets
it for the housekeeping people, okay, and so it'd be like, hey, boys,
what was your room number? And these guys are in
their forties and he called them boys. And at this
point I'm like, what is with the term boy? Why
is he calling everybody boys? So then a couple other ones,
maybe it would be younger, Hey boys, what was your
(38:08):
room number? Look, I had no idea. I thought it
was dude, bro. I had no idea boy was so
regularly used. Yeah. Then I'm hearing everything. So people are
checking in, checking out, and this host is the front
desk guy. Yeah, pretty funny, like but he was saying
edgy stuff. Okay. So the one guy goes, hey, can
(38:28):
I leave my suitcase down here? And he goes, yeah,
for sure, just leave it for a second. And the
guy goes, you know what, I'm sorry, I got to
get in it for a second, you care, and he
goes and the host goes, well, I mean, unless you
got a vibrator in there, I don't care. And I'm like, dang,
that's funny, But like, I don't know if I would
say that. Yeah, I'm not sure i'd say that to
a guest at hotel. And so then I'm just sitting
(38:50):
there waiting his stock You guys know it. You got
my truck drivers know what the stock market, don't you
do you? It doesn't really move a lot, so it's
a lot of chilling. I'm just seeing what Space says
because ising and it didn't launch right away. You had
to wait like two hours, so I didn't even see
anything what it was going to do market wise. And
so as I'm sitting there, I'm looking at some of
the art and I swear to God, the one of
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the art things was too was like a person bent
over and like the other person was behind him. But
I'm also hungover, and I'm like, there's no way that's
what that art piece is. There's just no way. Okay, Yeah,
that would be weird to be in the lobby of art.
I don't think that they could get away with that
(39:32):
in today's world. So I was like, okay, there's no way. Okay.
So I'm sitting there and I and I like stand up.
And I hadn't stood up to like see the who
the person at the front desk yet? Yeah, and the
dude was behind right behind you. No, the dude was
behind the desk. And when I stood up, he was
wearning a dress. So it was I mean, like, for sure,
(39:55):
address like literally a dress baser Warren Charles Keller a
month ago, like a summer dress okay. And then he
was wearing high heels, so for sure, dude, Hey boys,
when you guys, watch your room number. And then I
went around the and I stood up and I could
see he was running dress okay, and he said, where's
your dress? No? And I was like, okay, there, I'm
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in the major city here. They dressed different. They totally
dressed different. I'm all for that. Another employee comes to work, okay,
got it. And the employee boy or girl girl, and
she has the booty shorts on, but they're so high
you can see her entire booty. Love it. Not that
I looked, And the front desk worker goes, you can
(40:40):
start your day any way, you want, but you better
go in the girls or boy's bathroom and change those
shorts because you're not coming to work. Whoa. And I
was like, why did she say the girls or boy's restroom?
Why would you why would you just say go to
the girls restroom? And so so I'm sitting there, Okay,
I'm doing my stock trader doing that, hitting up Scooba.
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I'm like, hey, dude, let's go. It's been a minute.
SpaceX is doing nothing. Not that it's getting weird. I'm
just so confused all this stuff. And so then we
get into the elevator and again it's the wallpaper that's
dudes and dresses, and I was like, so is that
(41:24):
trendy wallpaper? Or why was the front desk worker in
address too? Like I'm totally fine with it, but I
was so confused. And then we get downstairs and there
was the dentist. I started looking at the art. So
the Dennis Rodman thing, which I thought was for Chicago, Well,
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it's because he was in a dress, wasn't he? Was
it because he was alternative lifestyle, I believe. And then
I started looking at the art and there was a books.
It was library stuff and it wasn't just any books
because we're waiting in the lobby for our uber. It was.
It wasn't like forty Shades of Gray. The book was
(42:05):
like forty Shades of gay okay, which I didn't even
know that was a book. And so then I'm looking
at the art and there's more of the art from upstairs.
Was the last time you had read that? I had? Oh?
So then there was the same statue that was upstairs
and I was looking at it more closely and it
was a dude bent over and a guy behind him
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the art piece got it, And I'm like, whoa, I'm
seeing a theme here. So we go out get the
uber and I go scoob it. Do you did you
notice anything there? And he goes, what do you mean?
His voice is kind of like here, what's Scoopa's voice
is like, uh yeah, uh yeah. The sink was in
the in the living room, or the sink was in
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the main area. What was wrong with that? And I go, no,
did you notice anything else? Uh? Yeah? Like the check
in process was really smooth and everybody was super nice,
and I was like, did you I'll go scuba? Did
you not realize when you booked this that you booked
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us at an LGBQT plus hotel and the entire weekend
people thought that we were gay. And what did he say?
He's like, the wallpaper was men dressed as women, and
I go, yeah, dude, And we were playing in a
(43:29):
basketball tournament and we're He was wearing a Dick Kembe
Mutumbo jersey, and bro I was wearing a Miller High
Life cutoff that said I like it fast Scuba. We
were rolling around all weekend in basketball shirts and miniature basketballs,
(43:51):
looking like we were gay partners. Did you have any
idea when you booked this hotel what it was gonna
look like to every person we met there? I'm gonna
kill him. What a clean, beautiful hotel, But good gosh,
(44:16):
it was just for LGBQT plus people. And then it
made sense that the lady at the beginning goes, I'll
put a couple rooms in between you guys. She thought
we were feuding and that we were gonna have loud
hookups and she didn't want the other partner to hear
the other partner. And then you think back at the bar,
(44:40):
people were like, are you guys staying together? And I'm like,
that's the most bizarre question to ask somebody that's here
on work if they're staying with their coworker. And we
were like, no, no, we're a couple of rooms apart.
And that lad you down to swing and she didn't
want you, the lady that I taught stock dude. She
log I think she was a man transitioning to a
(45:02):
woman because her region's account said mark or or she
just was a cross dresser. She'd had to dress up
and drag. Yeah. And the World cup boys that was
their terminology. That's why it said USA Boys or Portugal Boys.
(45:25):
That's why when every person checked out, he would say,
what was you boy's room number? That's why why would
he be crowing calling forty year old dudes boys?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
That's why it was okay for the woman calling the
guy or the girl's bathroom.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Dude. I had to tell it. It wasn't the story
for the big show. Have a great weekid and then
oh we get home and Kevin kick off. keV he
goes those pictures you posted to that hotel room. He goes,
(46:07):
I've stayed there too. What is kill we? God? What
do you mean you stayed there? Didn't you notice anything? Kevin?
He goes great price. I was able to afford the
magnificent mile. And then we were both talking about how
(46:28):
clean the rooms were and how the guy was sanitation
wipe on my door handle as I was opening it.
Oh Man, and the security guy, yeah, he said, they're
open here. He goes, they're a little too open here.
(46:49):
I'm looking for another security job. And I thought, what
heap the doors open? You guys aren't very secure.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Oh Man. Have a great weekend, guys, and justin Luzina.
We'll get to your email Monday. You don't get here
till the twenty four, so we'll get to your email monday. Man,
have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
We gotta replay it.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
That was great, that was great. We're out, oh Man. Yeah, Man,
we'll replay this one. That was funny. That was really funny,
really funny. Well done, well done.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Bravo, Bravo, bravo.
Welcome in, dude, it feels good to be here. You
are looking live at Nashville, Tennessee Lower Broadway or are
we upper Broadway? This is mid Broadway, Mid broad I
was on Lower broad when I lived in the apartments
that got demolished for the four seasons.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh, they didn't just renovate those and add on, they
tore it all the way down.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Damn that hit beat this. We might already need to
repeat this one page. Where is our page? No, don't don't,
it's there. Oh my gosh, I almost lost it, you fools,
and you'd come over to my old apartment. It definitely
(00:47):
smelled because, oh dude, it reaked. It reaked like musty mildew. Dude,
it was so weird. It survived the flood, bro, what
do you want from the apartment?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I understand, but you would think that they would bleach
it all and rip it down to the studs and
come back.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
But I guess they didn't bleach at all. What was
it a murder scene? You bleached the walls, so the
mold you kill the mold. Well, and also the lady
at the front desk fell asleep. She was a narcoleptic,
so like what did you expect? Oh, I hate to
get into that. I have to say this. They came
and said, hey, we're gonna paint your door because this
(01:24):
one drunk boyfriend ex boyfriend of our one roommate came
and broke down the door. Nice he tried, which was
cowboy boots. So hey, we're gonna replace the door of
paint it. The lady sent her brother, I think, and
paid him twenty dollars in a pack of beer. And
one night he painted our door, and I mean it
was slot. I don't know if he'd even put masking
tape up. He just came with red paint in a
(01:46):
bucket and paint because all the doors were red. I
didn't remember that. But it wasn't the same version of
red as the other people's. He didn't realize there's different
hues of red. He didn't paint match, dude, it was
fire engine red. For the final six months we lived there. Well, yeah,
he swung by, thank you, looks great, and I mean
like paint on the wall, like it put some points
he missed by an inch. Just slathered it all over
(02:08):
the place. Man, so interesting. The place was great. Paid.
Each of us paid six hundred dollars a month.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I will say it was a legit spot, like absolutely legit,
so cool, so fun, convenient, especially for the lifestyle you
were living. It was in the center of everything.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Everybody should be able to live in the center of
a city for five years, and we did that. Check Mark.
I've never done it, and I mean, it's like a
story for another day, but I always thought about it sometimes.
Dutter guy, he's fascinated with this other guy, the midday
guy that lives downtown, always ask him about the bars man,
what was it like this weekend? What was it like? Well,
(02:52):
that guy lives in midtown. He doesn't even live on Broadway. Correct.
I lived on Broadway from twenty fourteen until two nineteen,
and nobody gave a flying I never got questions, Hey,
what was the city like this weekend? Nobody asked me anything.
There should have a bit on the show. Hey, Ray,
(03:13):
what's the weekend report? Ray Mundo, what's the weekend report?
Man from Broadway? I lived at the center of the
universe for five years, and not one person was fascinated
with my life, which tells me everybody's infatuated with their
own lives and doesn't give a crap about anybody else.
It's not that.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
I just don't think you would have a great story
every weekend. There's not a great story from every weekend.
It's pretty monotonous. Wherever you live. It's like, oh man,
the bars were crowded, Okay, next weekend, bars were crowded.
Next weekend bars were crowded. There was a fight, Okay,
now we got something. Next weekend. Oh man, we didn't
(03:49):
go out. We went and saw Baser's parents and we
hung out in the country.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay. Cool.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
So I mean, as much as you want to make
it like it was the most exciting thing and you
were swinging from barstools and the raps every weekend, that's
not what happens.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Maybe it wasn't that that, Maybe it wasn't a bit
every Monday. But why was nobody fascinated with my life
that I've lived downtown in a major city, in the
one of the biggest tourist capitals in America where the
Sore Losers Convention one hundred and seventy five days away
presented by Free and Chevrolet. Not in the heart of downtown,
(04:24):
but they're just outside of Nashville. Hell yeah, And there's
a Tanger outlets, so you can. There's Tiger Woods Golf. No,
there is that Papa Stroke Pop Stroke. Uh, Starbucks around
the corner. Nice. It's so nice out there. I actually
may swing by today, all right, as because I gotta
check it on my vehicle. That's a good idea. Trying
to help me on prices. Good. I can't afford six
(04:46):
thousand dollars. Yep, whoa why'd you say that was the
original price. I think they're gonna put a chrome muffler
on it or something. And I said, guys, scale it
back a little bit. But it's been it's been a month,
and we are still negotiating. We're still deciding if I'm
going to go with that vehicle, get the work done,
or just get an all new vehicle. Dude, you could
(05:07):
get a Chevrolet Caprice. Richard found me a fifty thousand
dollars four Runner.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Oh you're looking to be a matching vehicles with Baser
And I said, basis, I mean you can't do that.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Looks so sick, they last so well and hold up,
so no, no.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
No, no, you can't have a matching vehicle as your chick.
There was a couple in my neighborhood growing up. And
I don't even know what these cars are, but a
three thousand GT.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Yes from Fast and Furious.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Nah, this is pre Fast and Furious. And they were green.
They had the exact same color and exact same model
three thousand GT. Maybe the dude worked at a dealership.
I don't even know, like if that's a Chevy, if
that's a Ford, if I have no idea what that is.
But let me tell you what they did not like.
They did not like their car getting hit by tennis ball.
(05:59):
And they did not like it when you fake throw
a tennis ball at their car. We did fake throw
all the time, where you have a ball in your hand,
act like you chunk it at them. And I don't
know what it was, but they and they would start
chasing us in the three thousand GT.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Let's go go, no fans go, no fans. Hurry r
run run ride.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Oh they're still coming, They're still coming that three thousand GT.
It was a freaking sucker for everything. Love to chase us.
You gotta get the new kids on that. Well, we're
working on it. They're ready. But I don't know what
a three thousand GT is. But you can't get the
matching vehicle.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
As your wife. Well, I told him I can't also
manage the fifty thousand dollars price tag. I think he
was trying to get me one of the best vehicles
in the South, and I said, you got anything out back.
Let's go, guys, We're gonna do it live, ar nol.
What's up? Hey, guys, I'm on Broadway this weekend, but
nobody cares, and Abby and me are getting married. WHOA
(07:01):
thought it was a different guy, But congratulations, whoa hoping, mata?
We get married right after Morgan. In between Abby and
her new dude trying to dovetail our marriage in there,
So go Margan, Abby, Arnold, Abby and herky Jason. Hey, so,
are you a little jealous that he bought a ring?
(07:22):
Or no? I about thring? You lill Oh? Sorry? Arnold?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
All right, man, have fun on Broadway this weekend. Dude,
We're gonna do it live.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
We oh the one, two, three sore losers? What up? Everybody?
I am lunchbox.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I know the most about sports, so I'll give you
the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much
a sports.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Genius, y'all. It's says and I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male. I live on the north side of
Nashville with Baser my wife. I'm also from Wyoming. Bringing
that to the show now kind of my new history
historical knowlogy of my life. We live on two point
three acres. We also have two kids at Vanderbilt. Justin
hasn't checked on him in months. He lives in Michigan Cascade, Michigan.
(08:09):
He's a traveling r end no idea what he does.
I just rage texted him the other day. None of
these are gonna be appropriate. Before I kick it over
to you, I want to just read a couple of them.
I would love to hear it. I said, uh, we're
talking about beat the streak and he said, I don't
care until six And I said, when are you gonna care?
At fifty six fifty seven? Good morning, sir. He just
won five point six million. Where should we wire that
(08:32):
sum of money? Are you gonna care? Then? Dummy? Dummy?
He's still not responding this all me. Then again, I mean,
nobody has broke forty yet. These guys are playing strategic
or they're just horrible me this morning, you have been
de robed because he was. His top score was twelve,
and I got thirteen. So I beat his top score,
starting the music bet again. So I said, you have
been de robed, essentially naked. You are trusted in a man. Oh,
(08:57):
you trusted in a man with a churro for a wanker,
Andy Q he picture O the guy for the bruis.
I said, the Crown resides in Cascade South because he
lives in Cascade South of Cascade, I just call it
Cascade South of Nashville. Smart, I rage texted him this morning.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I love it, and I love that you're up to thirteen.
It really means a lot to our listeners. I beat
the streak, and I just want to say, I want
to get this out of the way. Happy Father's Day
weekend to all the dads out there that are listening,
the ones that are present in their kids' lives and
absentee dads. Happy Father's Day to you, coacher. I'd like
to say Happy Father's Day to you as your kids
(09:35):
are over at Vanderbilt enjoying the weekend.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Kids at home. Kat Oh, Piper, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Okay, good you getting it. See another thing you guys
screwed up is giving them both p first names. I
want to call it Pablo every time.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Pablo, Piper, and Scully his real name is Scully. What
the old one? Yeah? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, Okay, anyway, and happy Father's Day to meet weekend.
It's gonna be an amazing weekend because one of the
neighbors he texted on Monday textually like five dads and
he's like, Yo, dude, what day do you guys want
me to rent this? Sucker gonna put it up in
the backyard for the kids to play all barbecue and
(10:19):
you guys we can have some drinks. And we're like, wow, dude,
this is what he was gonna rent. Ray, He's gonna
rent this for the kids, saying it it's like a
blow up inflatable with three slides into water, like it
was gonna be a fantastic thing. And I said, Saturday
doesn't really work for us. Sunday is better for us.
Another dad text Sunday is perfect for us. Another dad,
(10:44):
I'd prefer Sunday, but I could still make Saturday work.
So that's three Sundays from three dads out of the five.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Warning grass will die, but continue.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Yes, it will die. But then another dad said, hey,
either day works for me. It's up to y'all.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
My name's Paul.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
No fifth dad never responded, so we're all just like,
heck yeah. I told my wife, Hey, Sunday, we're going
over here. They got the inflatable making plans. I said,
we should probably bring some, you know, appetizers or some sides.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I wouldn't call it the inflatable. Pause why that has
sexual connotations? It does. Yeah, inflatable guys back at would
always get inflatable girls. Oh hey, got it, when's the
inflatable ready? Those aren't called inflatory, are called blow up.
That's right, They're called blow up. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Hey, you're welcome anyway. Not that I've had one or
used one or anything like that. I've just known the terminology,
so thank you.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Ah.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
So I'm excited. Told my wife, hey, don't make plans Sunday.
This is what we're doing. It's gonna be great. Kids
are gonna have so much fun. And all the other
dads saw one dad at the police, I dude, you
ready for Sunday.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'm like, can't wait.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Gassing it up, dure, We are gassing it up, catsing
it up, man, because.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
See the chicks and bikinis, right, moms.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Moms and bikinis, moms going down the slides. You know,
it's just gonna be a fun day.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Has Sarah been working on her summer body?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Gotta walk? You know, five houses down, it's gonna be fantastic.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Do the women do they throw on bikinis? What are
they wearing to these?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
We haven't really done the slide in the backyard. They
at the pool, dude, they wear bikinis. There was a
woman the other day with a string bikini with it
going up the crack.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Oh, that'll get the neighborhood talking. It was getting devoured
by the butt. It work. Wow o zempiic congrats man.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah, she was there with her two little dude boys,
and then I guess the husband showed up. I'm gonna
assume it's the husband. They hung out for like thirty
more minutes than they bailed out. But she definitely had
the string bikini right up the booty.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
They're proud of it. So what are we doing? Are
we gearing up for this or we're gearing up? Man?
I'm like, hey, we need to interesting to talk about
this because it hasn't happened yet. Yeah, So how do
we get the end of the story. I'm gonna get
to the end of the story right now.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
And then last night he texted, he goes, oh, guys,
actually my wife had plans for us.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'm not renting it. Last second cancelation after everybody's committed.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
And I'm like what, He goes, Yeah, I guess I
should have checked with my wife first, but apparently she
has plans for me.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
And so I'm booked all day Sunday to be really
lost money gambling. He can't rent it anymore. I mean,
that might be it.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
He might have done something online, or he went to
a poker game and got cleaned out. I have no idea,
but the fact that he is the one that brought
this to the table and has been talking about it
all week, having everybody in the neighborhood excited, texting five
other families, the plans, everything, the excitement, how he's going
to do the meat, you know what I mean, like, hey,
(13:47):
don't worry, I'll have some brisket.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
I'll have it.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
And then he cancels on Thursday night at nine thirty pm.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
That doesn't sit well that that, I mean, like that
definitely put in time out card the friendship right now
is on the rocks. It was like, what in the hell.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
So now I got to go back to my wife
and be like, hey, actually, we got to figure out
what we're gonna do Sonday.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
And that's what I'm saying. People then start making their
own plans. You're sarting, Hey, you know, honey, I might
get a tomahawk take it over there. And then women
are already thinking about the bikinis they're gonna wear. The
kids already have it in their heads. Oh, they're already excited. Dude.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I showed them picture. I was like, you guys want
to go down that? I heck, yeah, dad, can I
go face first? I don't care, do whatever you want.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Man, that thing's easily o ka to rent. I don't
know how No, those things are the size of a
mini mountain. I feel like inflatables are a couple hundred
bucks for a couple hours. I don't know if you
can rent that for a couple hundred dollars. I will
get one this weekend for me and Baser. There's no way.
It's a it's a once a year birthday type thing,
(14:48):
and Buddy's gonna just do it on a random weekend.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
No, he was gonna do it on Father's Day weekend.
It was gonna be a celebration, like I could get
all the dads together. And what's crazy is one of
the people is like, hey, my parents are gonna be
a town. Is it cool if they call me goes?
Oh yeah absolutely, I got plenty of chairs.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I mean, dude, people already starting to make plans on
top of plans, So I'm just like, what the hell,
I don't even understand it. Yeah, that's on him. Not
a good look, I believe. Once we start stuff with
the friend group, at almost one hundred percent of the
time happens Jessica, Hey we're gonna play go tee. We're
gonna go driving range. Sound like a non golfer. We're
(15:23):
gonna go to the driving range on Saturday. Even though
we're hungover, we all still go do it. So yeah,
for somebody to back out on plans cause for concern.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Also kind of weird that he sent it at nine
to thirty at night on a Thursday. He's hoping that
it was just gonna slide in there and we weren't
gonna be like mad. I think he does it at
nine thirty, so that way, you don't send the angry
text back like, hey, man, what I thought we were on.
I've told my whole family, I've told everybody, So there
it is, man. So the weekend is starting out great.
(15:52):
I was all excited about a party in the backyard
and guess where it is. Party has been canceled, just
like this podcast. We'll take a break. Hey, we will
be right back.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
This is gonna be the one we repeat we started hot.
That was a hell of a segment. I think this
really is the one that we repeat. And that's just
Inside Baseball, So okay, I mean Wednesdays was a banger too.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
It was yeah, the old people getting lost on the
trip and running out of gas and it was not bad.
But let me talk about something else. Susan coacher. My
wife decided, uh to knock the computer, the laptop off
the couch yours. Yeah, screen, you know, you pick it up,
(16:38):
you open it and it's not cracked or anything, right,
but it's like fuzzy lines, fuzzy lines, like all distorted
and everything. And I'm like, son of a gun. So
got to go to Apple, right because got a little MacBook.
This is not a commercial for Apple. This is a
this is what happened.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh, somebody got a discount. No, no one got a discount.
No one got a discount. We'll make sure we fit
it into the podcast.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Nope, didn't say anything like that. And they said what
time would you like your appointment? And I said, oh,
there's an eleven thirty. Can you go at eleven thirty
and take my computer? She said absolutely. I said, then
I'll meet you down there. We can grab lunch at
fitth and Broadway with the boys, eat some lunch.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
That's the one you're talking about. Always right next to
the convention. If any of our losers need a charge.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Yeah, they need a charge, they need a new phone,
they need a laptop, they need what do you call them,
think AirPods?
Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yep, they have them all at that location. Typically the
sore losers for the convention pass out and their phone
needs charging the next day.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
It's a great fuel up. Yeah, and it's got AC
and they validate parking. So it's very very convenient. So
my wife gets there at eleven thirty two, checks in.
Someone will be right with you, and she's like, Hey,
how much longer til you're done?
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
I'll be there in a little bit, even forty five.
One's gonna be right with you, okay. I walk in
at eleven fifty four. She's like, oh, they said they'll
be right with us, So all right.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
Got the three boys there and they have these like cubes,
wooden cubes that you can sit on, and they have like,
I don't know what, they're kind of like baskets underneath them.
They're like, I don't know what kind of material is pleather?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Fake pleather?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yes, So they're taking those out of there and they're
making tunnels and making you know, mazes, and so they're
crawling through it. And this lady comes over and loses
her I can't have them doing that. I can't have
them doing that. That is going to they're gonna get hurt.
I'm like, they're just crawling through the blocks. It ain't
(18:45):
a big deal. She's like, how about I give them
some iPads? And this is what's wrong with America?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
What an up cell? That lady needs a raise.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
This is what is wrong with America right here in
a nutshell. Because the kids are using their mind, they're
being creative, they're building something, they're making amaze where they
can crawl through it, and they add like they're taking
a napped it. They were acting like it's their house
or their underground bunker, whatever you want to call it.
(19:16):
And she comes and shuts down the creativity for a
kid to stare at a freaking screen.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Have they ever had one before? No, this is amazing day.
I love that lady. They've never had an iPad to
play on. She used technology to tell you to shut
your pile. That's exactly what she did.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Hey, free ranger, Hey, you want your kids to be
creative and be engineers and architects and build things. No,
sit down and look at a computer screen and rot
your brain.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Thank you. That way we can get more sales here.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
You're like no, And I said, boys, why don't we
just go walk Broadway and check some music out.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Now we're talking, They're.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Like, no, Dad, I want an iPad. Oh my god, Dad,
we get an iPad. So my whole thing is, hey, lady,
how about you have your appointments running on time so
we don't have to sit here and build tunnels and
fortresses and underground bunkers that we are exploring because you
(20:17):
guys are running thirty minutes behind now, because now it
is noon o'clock and here she comes like, oh, you're
the iPads and my kids are like, how do I
work it?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
And she's like, here, here's how you can draw.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Here are the games, and they want to play the games. Dad,
how do I play this game? I don't know how
to play the game? Man, I've never played that crap.
I don't care what your business is. Go find that
lady at the Apple store and hire her. She is
worth every penny she's making. And so they're playing the game,
and now it is twelve twelve and someone comes over
(20:52):
and goes, are you guys just hanging out?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Yeah, we're sobering up.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And my wife's like, no, we had an eleven thirty
points met with the geek squad and they're like, oh,
let me go check what's going on with that. And
they come back and they're all right, do you already
assigned to somebody? They should just be with you any minute.
I'm like, okay, great, we've been assigned to someone. What
the hell does that mean? I don't know what that means.
(21:18):
But we got here. She got there at eleven thirty two, Like,
what's going on? It's been forty five minutes and my
kids have already gotten in trouble for being creative, and
another seven minutes goes by. So at twelve twenty two,
the dude comes back, goes, you know what, I'm just
gonna take you over to Sally over here, takes her
(21:39):
over to Sally.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
From Southern Charm. How'd you know? Also the geek squad
I went to there with our laptop their quick That's
odd that they weren't right on top of it, very odd,
very odd. And she goes.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Sally goes, I'm with another customer, but I guess I
can help you guys. At the same time, she's like,
what time was your appointment? And my wife's like, oh,
eleven thirty Just oh, I didn't I wouldn't schedule to
work till noon.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
So somehow.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
They let us make an appointment for a department that
wasn't even opening until noon, the entire department, or just Sally, no,
the entire department, because she was the only one working
that day. She's like, I don't know, and the lady
that was at the same time goes, oh, my appointment
was eleven fifteen.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Yeah, see the Broadway. I don't think there's gonna be
a lot of people rolling in there with laptops. It's basically, hey,
I got drunk last night and I need a phone charger. Oh,
here you go on the wall. Yeah, but how in
the world that is funny? They only had two people No.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
No, no, they had one person not scheduled to noon,
but they had two people appointment eleven fifteen, eleven thirty.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
And instead of saying, oh my god, we messed up.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Your person's not coming in till noon, Like the person's
not gonna be here for another thirty minutes, they kept going.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Oh, yes, someone will be right with you, rigamarole them.
Someone will be right with you. Don't have your kids
enjoy themselves. Someone will be right with you. What do
you think we tell them on the phones on the
big show, we'll be right with you. We ain't gonna
be right with them. The dumbest topic we've ever heard of. Bro,
you got rigamarolled, Oh we got rigamaroles a you're playing
(23:20):
on iPads. Kids are addicted? Now, Oh, kids are really addicted.
I mean they're like rolling their neck out because they're
sitting there. Oh my god, dad, I'm tired of looking down.
You got dad staring in Broadway for forty five minutes
wondering why what happened to his life? I mean, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I'm like, dude, I used to be in those bars
and now I'm just standing in an Apple store as
my kids are glued to an iPad, all three of
them with their own separate iPad, not even one iPad
to share. They brought him one iPad per person. And
then the guy comes up. He goes, hey, can I
mark down that they were part of that class that
was over there? We get kind of credit like this,
And I'm like, so, now you're using me to inflate
(23:57):
your numbers after you yelled at them for being created
if and you assigned us a time to show up
when someone wasn't gonna be here for thirty minutes after
when we got here.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
No, the lady deserves that, though the way she turned
it it was a massive turre pivot. So I say,
she can use your kids as whatever credit and I said, yeah,
go for it. Whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Write down that you had three extra kids in that class,
baby box one, two, and three.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
You heard me right, I'm lunchbox. No.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
They didn't ask me their names. They just said, okay,
I'm marked down three kids in the class, and that's
what they did. They marked down three kids in the
class and we finally got out of there at twelve
fifty five. And oh, could they fix the screen. They'll
fix the screen for four hundred and fifty dollars, or
you can buy a new computer for five fifty.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
So is your computer fixed? No, it's new because they
got knocked off the couch.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yeah, because they could fix it for four fifty. But
you get a new one for five fifty.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
That's all the computers are.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh, when you're not using if you're just using it
for just Internet and just do little stuff like that,
you don't need to get one. With all this memory
and all these cool functions. It's a lot cheaper running
a sale.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
Oh my god, dude, I'm going to Broadway to day
to go get one of those. I'ven't had a laptop.
My other one, my IBM one's like one hundred dollars.
It is so slow. Back in the day when I
used to gamble, I would punch it so like the
mouse thing doesn't work. That's probably bad idea. The fact
that I get a laptop for five hundle, I'm going, Yeah,
it's really cheap and they're really helpful there. They'll they'll
(25:29):
get you in and out in a matter of minutes,
right Apple Store on Broadway.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
And if you need help and you are waiting, they
will provide you with an iPad to kill your time,
kill your brain cells. And it was just a fantastic day.
I just don't understand how one of the best technology
companies in the world has a glitch in their system
where people are allowed to make appointments before the people
are even scheduled to.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
Come into work. They'll explain it to me. Dealt with
the same thing with Wendy's. Go ahead, tell me no,
I already told the story on the Big show. And
they brought free Wendy's for us because they would open
before they even started serving breakfast. Same thing. It's just
a little business thing. We do it, we start, we
maybe we don't do it, but yeah, so it's it's
a thing. Yeah, you open a business and your girl's
(26:14):
not ready. Stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Man, it was a long day because then the kids
are starving. They've been sitting there for almost two hours.
You didn't take him to peg leg porker or what
is it, tootsies. They can go see the girls at
Rippy's no. Then my middle I'm addicted to something else.
Then Baby Box two was like, Dad, I thought we
were gonna go watch music. I'm like, I gave you
that option to walk up and down Broadway and see music,
(26:39):
but you chose the iPad.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
He goes, oh, I thought we would do it after
the iPad. Dude, you take your kids to the Apple Store.
All of a sudden they're addicted to the Seven Deadly Sins.
That's Broadway.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
But we did walk out and there was a guy
who's laying on the sidewalk. Hey, brother, you got a
couple dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
And they're like, Dad, why is he why? Why is
he on the side.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Guys just walk around him, just walk around him like
their horse playing.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You know.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
I'm like, guys, watch out, watch out. Well, Dad, he
shouldn't be laying on the sidewalk.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
I'm like, guys, just go go. Oh, take a break.
We'll take a break. We'll be right back. Did you
get my note? He didn't send me in there? I
sent you an email. Oh you did. I said, I
have to tell my hotel story. Oh please do man,
unless you want to talk about the USA World Cup
(27:28):
for thirteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
No, we're not going to talk about that. We're just
gonna say it's a great day. Oh, here it is.
I have to tell my hotel story. So Ray Coacher
over to you.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
It was too inappropriate for the Bobby Big Show, so
I bring it over here.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Oh hotel when you went to Chicagago got it?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
I was very confused. So me and Scuba check into
this hotel. This give me a good story. This actually
may make this episode worth repeating. Please tell me. Did
you guys share a room? No? Luckily we had doubles. Wow,
but I didn't. I didn't know going in. But we
go to the hotel and it's one of those where
there's no lobby in the basement, you automatically go up
four floors. Yeah. But so it's just one of the
(28:12):
I just want you to imagine it. Everything in Chicago
goes straight up. It's that's just how it is, every restaurant,
every hotel, everything. And so we check in, we and
you're looking at your seeing stuff. So on the bottom
floor you had a Dennis Rodman picture. You had like
it was a very interesting like, oh, we there's like
tons of books and it's just very artsy okay, so
that you're getting that feel. Chicago, Dennis Rodman. So we
(28:36):
go up the elevator, we go check in, and the
late we check in and say our birthdays, and the
lady was obsessed with our birthday. She goes, oh, my gosh, September,
you are like such a good guy. And I was
so confusing, like, h she was your a virgo. And
then she goes into Scuba about him being whatever he is,
I uh, Taurus, and she goes, oh, you're you're crazy,
(28:59):
but you're loyal. He goes Scuba obviously apparently knows your
star sign. Oh, and he's into it and he's like, oh, yeah,
it means I'm loyal. But yeah, we're crazy. We're crazy,
but this lady is obsessed with my birthday. No big deal.
We check in, YadA, YadA, YadA. We go the elevator
up to the room and it was so quick that
we're only in our rooms for thirty minutes than to
the basketball thing. Got it so like we're just chilling around,
(29:21):
sitting around doing nothing. Totally understand. And they got decorations.
It's Pride month, okay, something got some rainbows. Yeah, And
I'm like, dang, like for sure. Progressive. Love it. I
wish we had more rainbows here, love it, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, all four supported Visa, so just
Rainbow Central. I'm like, dang, Chicago loves him. Some Pride month, like,
(29:43):
take pride in your pride. Take pride in your pride.
Go up the elevator and go into the rooms. This
is after the basketball. Yeah and no, no, before the basketball.
And we're gearing up to go back. Okay, go ahead,
and on the elevator, Scuba's in his room and the
lady at the host she goes, yeah, I put you guys.
She was huh two rooms, like yeah, and she was, Okay,
(30:04):
I put you guys. I put rooms in between you guys.
So you guys are separated, but there's multiple rooms in
between you guys. And I was like, okay, cool. And
so we go up the elevator, and the elevator use
it's uh, men all in dresses. So the wallpaper is
just men that are like like to dress like women.
(30:24):
Got it? And I'm like, listen, I'm all for progressive.
Me and pays are actually in the wallpaper market right now.
Interesting must be in style. I'm like this this hotel
is like cutting edge, cutting edge. Maybe that that's the
cool new art. I saw the bottom basement that when
(30:45):
we first walk in it's artsy. So we go to
our rooms and the lighting's weird. There's a sink in
the middle of your room. There there's no upper lights,
it's all under the bed. Huh, it's all I mean.
If I was to put a name tag on it,
I would say, it's like lighting.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Got it, and like when you step the lights light up, Yes,
and got it.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
That's what how it was with the w in Austin
for iHeart and it's it's all to make it so
you don't leave the bed, so you just hit a button.
The curtains go up. You hit a button and shower
completely see through, so you have to put to a
curtain or thank god me and Scoob had different rooms
or you'd be able to see the other dude go
to the bathroom and take a shower. That'd be weird.
(31:26):
Then thinking anything of it, thirty minutes we go to
the basketball, Me and Scuba and the uh the getting
the cab and the cab driver's like you guys are
staying there, Like yeah, we're staying there. It's a great place,
so clean. As I was going into my room, the
guy is with wet wipes cleaning off my door handle.
Very nice. One of the top five cleanest hotels I've
(31:48):
ever been in. You like clean, And he goes, how
is that? And we're like, good, go it's awesome. It's
like interesting, all right. So we go to the basketball,
come back from the basketball and Scuba goes, hey, you
want to do the ball. I'm like, yeah, let's do
the bar, and so we go into it. And it
was the same day the USA World Cup had a
World Cup and it says on the little there's a
(32:09):
post it board and it says who do you want
to win? USA? Boys? Or don't tell me Portugal boys?
And I'm like, I thought it was World Cup? Why
would it be you twenty one under twenty one? I
don't get why it says boys. So I just go
up there and put a sharpie mark USA. And then
Scooby goes, hey, meet up. Let's meet up. And we'ren't
cut offs because we were playing basketball. Yeah, gotta be
(32:30):
able to hoop. Two dudes balling out in our forties
cutoffs on we go sit at the bar. You can
pretty much wear whatever you want, and again, more flags,
Like I'm talking that Super Pride Month. I'm like, Baser
wasn't kidding? Like Chicago is progressive, Like this is great,
this is totally different. I think Nashville needs more flags.
Got it. We sit down at the bar and I
look at the menu and there's no beer. There's not
(32:52):
one beer, and it says all their drink and the
drinks no beer men. And there was one drink called
Naughty Boy, and there's another drink called like nasty Gal,
And I'm like, I can't even though the Naughty Boy
sounded pretty good because it was similar to a Pina Colada,
(33:13):
I can't order a Naughty Boy. Hi, how's it going?
I'm gonna take a Naughty Boy? So go, hey, do
you have any Seltzers like a white Claw? Truly as
any of those? He goes, I got an off brand
if you want that. But we never have people ask
for it. I'm like, who doesn't order beer? And Seltzer's like, what,
you never have people ask for it? He goes, Yeah,
but it's called neutral. You can have something cool. Get
me four, I'll put them down thirty minutes. I mean,
(33:33):
Ray is neutral So we're sitting there at the bar,
drink some drinks, scuba leaves. He's going to bed, and
I'm talking stock. Obviously, it was the huge SpaceX launch ipo.
It was gonna be a new stock elon stock one
hundred and thirty five dollars. So I get to talk
to this girl. Very nice. She was I don't know
(33:55):
how to say it large, Yeah, so that's how you
say it large hefty? Yeah yeah, but that that wasn't
what I was trying to say, got it. She like
had a deep voice, okay, okay, which was fine. So
I'm telling her, I'm like, hey, SpaceX, get on your
robin hood. And she had three This is a story
for another day. She had three hundred dollars and she
couldn't do options with it, so I told her to
(34:16):
She needed to deposit two hundred more dollars so that
she could actually do an option on the SpaceX. And
I go, hey, you got to make sure you cash
this out, not cash out, but you got to it expires,
it expire worthless, so you have to do something on
Friday when the SpaceX doot comes out. Hopefully. She did
story for another day, and so she goes on to
her regions and she could she had a deposit more.
She couldn't do an option, and she sees and she
(34:37):
had three hundred dollars. So she deposits two hundred more
dollars and I swear on her regions. It wasn't her name,
it was like a dude's name. It was like Mark something.
I'm like, weird, Like she just logged into her dude's
account like that, wow, So tell her the options. Bar closes.
Security guy at one point had a conversation with him.
He's like, yeah, he's like, you got any security jobs
(35:00):
in Nashville. I'm like, yeah, why what's up? He goes,
They're just two in your face, like everything's all. They're
just so open here. And I'm like, oh, Chicago's like
in your face. I don't know what that means. But
maybe he was talking about the hotel and I was like,
I don't understand what he's talking about. Yeah, Like people
are close talkers, they get in your face when they talk.
So I pass out. I go back to my room.
(35:21):
Weird lighting. I would would never imagine that type of
a lighting at a hotel for like a family, You're
not able to see each other. It's just like you
can't see your hand in front of your face because
it's only floor lighting. Totally understand. Bizarre, but the cleanest
room I've ever been in. Totally get it. And somebody
(35:41):
was asking me. They're like, oh, maybe a basketball we're
talking about, like, hey, how do you like to play?
And I was like, it was weird that it was
so clean, and it was almost like a cruise ship.
But and there was like weird products that it had
for you, Like there was like butt wipes. That's okay, Yeah,
that's awesome. I loved it. Yeah, and I go, but
(36:02):
it's weird. The TV I don't even think has cable.
All it does is it can only play movies and stuff.
Oh and at the bar. That leads me to I
should have said that at the bar. At the bar,
there was no sports on. All it was was life movies. Weird. Okay,
Let's go back to the room, go to bed, pass out,
wake up in the morning, go back and this is it.
We're leaving. We're leaving this hotel now, go bye bye.
(36:24):
We were there one night. Promise it gets good. And
I'm sitting at the front lobby and it's me I'm
gonna be there for an hour. Scooba wanted him to
sleep in, and so I'm doing the stock trading. Okay,
stock market opens at a eighty thirty. I was like,
I'll be down here for an hour, Scooba, but take
your time. I'm chilling the whole time. And the computer's
right next to the host table, got it. And I'm
(36:45):
on the computer and I tell the dude at the front,
I'm like, hey, I'm gonna be here for a while.
I'm on doing fidelity stuff, you know, just trying to
figure out this SpaceX ipo at launch day. It's a
big day. And he goes, I don't care what you do, boy,
And I was like, bizarre that he would call me
boy and it and so that was fine. I'd like
(37:05):
that is a new term, like you and me. I'm like,
boys had a day, yeah, but I'm not gonna be
like you do you boy? Okay? And then I so
I'm seeing all these people entering and exiting, and like
these people exit in the front of the back, they're
coming in the front, okay, and this, and I swear
(37:26):
I kept thinking it's crazy that all these companies have
send these employees that are of the same sex. It
was rare that it was a guy and a girl.
It was always like two dudes, two chicks. I'm like, smart,
this company's saving on hotel rooms. Yeah. And so the
two dudes are walking out in This guy, this host,
he always is saying to these people, hey, uh, what
(37:47):
was your room number? Because I think then he gets
it for the housekeeping people, okay, and so it'd be like, hey, boys,
what was your room number? And these guys are in
their forties and he called them boys. And at this
point I'm like, what is with the term boy? Why
is he calling everybody boys? So then a couple other ones,
maybe it would be younger, Hey boys, what was your
(38:08):
room number? Look, I had no idea. I thought it
was dude, bro. I had no idea boy was so
regularly used. Yeah. Then I'm hearing everything. So people are
checking in, checking out, and this host is the front
desk guy. Yeah, pretty funny, like but he was saying
edgy stuff. Okay. So the one guy goes, hey, can
(38:28):
I leave my suitcase down here? And he goes, yeah,
for sure, just leave it for a second. And the
guy goes, you know what, I'm sorry, I got to
get in it for a second, you care, and he
goes and the host goes, well, I mean, unless you
got a vibrator in there, I don't care. And I'm like, dang,
that's funny, But like, I don't know if I would
say that. Yeah, I'm not sure i'd say that to
a guest at hotel. And so then I'm just sitting
(38:50):
there waiting his stock You guys know it. You got
my truck drivers know what the stock market, don't you
do you? It doesn't really move a lot, so it's
a lot of chilling. I'm just seeing what Space says
because ising and it didn't launch right away. You had
to wait like two hours, so I didn't even see
anything what it was going to do market wise. And
so as I'm sitting there, I'm looking at some of
the art and I swear to God, the one of
(39:12):
the art things was too was like a person bent
over and like the other person was behind him. But
I'm also hungover, and I'm like, there's no way that's
what that art piece is. There's just no way. Okay, Yeah,
that would be weird to be in the lobby of art.
I don't think that they could get away with that
(39:32):
in today's world. So I was like, okay, there's no way. Okay.
So I'm sitting there and I and I like stand up.
And I hadn't stood up to like see the who
the person at the front desk yet? Yeah, and the
dude was behind right behind you. No, the dude was
behind the desk. And when I stood up, he was
wearning a dress. So it was I mean, like, for sure,
(39:55):
address like literally a dress baser Warren Charles Keller a
month ago, like a summer dress okay. And then he
was wearing high heels, so for sure, dude, Hey boys,
when you guys, watch your room number. And then I
went around the and I stood up and I could
see he was running dress okay, and he said, where's
your dress? No? And I was like, okay, there, I'm
(40:18):
in the major city here. They dressed different. They totally
dressed different. I'm all for that. Another employee comes to work, okay,
got it. And the employee boy or girl girl, and
she has the booty shorts on, but they're so high
you can see her entire booty. Love it. Not that
I looked, And the front desk worker goes, you can
(40:40):
start your day any way, you want, but you better
go in the girls or boy's bathroom and change those
shorts because you're not coming to work. Whoa. And I
was like, why did she say the girls or boy's restroom?
Why would you why would you just say go to
the girls restroom? And so so I'm sitting there, Okay,
I'm doing my stock trader doing that, hitting up Scooba.
(41:02):
I'm like, hey, dude, let's go. It's been a minute.
SpaceX is doing nothing. Not that it's getting weird. I'm
just so confused all this stuff. And so then we
get into the elevator and again it's the wallpaper that's
dudes and dresses, and I was like, so is that
(41:24):
trendy wallpaper? Or why was the front desk worker in
address too? Like I'm totally fine with it, but I
was so confused. And then we get downstairs and there
was the dentist. I started looking at the art. So
the Dennis Rodman thing, which I thought was for Chicago, Well,
(41:44):
it's because he was in a dress, wasn't he? Was
it because he was alternative lifestyle, I believe. And then
I started looking at the art and there was a books.
It was library stuff and it wasn't just any books
because we're waiting in the lobby for our uber. It was.
It wasn't like forty Shades of Gray. The book was
(42:05):
like forty Shades of gay okay, which I didn't even
know that was a book. And so then I'm looking
at the art and there's more of the art from upstairs.
Was the last time you had read that? I had? Oh?
So then there was the same statue that was upstairs
and I was looking at it more closely and it
was a dude bent over and a guy behind him
(42:27):
the art piece got it, And I'm like, whoa, I'm
seeing a theme here. So we go out get the
uber and I go scoob it. Do you did you
notice anything there? And he goes, what do you mean?
His voice is kind of like here, what's Scoopa's voice
is like, uh yeah, uh yeah. The sink was in
the in the living room, or the sink was in
(42:47):
the main area. What was wrong with that? And I go, no,
did you notice anything else? Uh? Yeah? Like the check
in process was really smooth and everybody was super nice,
and I was like, did you I'll go scuba? Did
you not realize when you booked this that you booked
(43:08):
us at an LGBQT plus hotel and the entire weekend
people thought that we were gay. And what did he say?
He's like, the wallpaper was men dressed as women, and
I go, yeah, dude, And we were playing in a
(43:29):
basketball tournament and we're He was wearing a Dick Kembe
Mutumbo jersey, and bro I was wearing a Miller High
Life cutoff that said I like it fast Scuba. We
were rolling around all weekend in basketball shirts and miniature basketballs,
(43:51):
looking like we were gay partners. Did you have any
idea when you booked this hotel what it was gonna
look like to every person we met there? I'm gonna
kill him. What a clean, beautiful hotel, But good gosh,
(44:16):
it was just for LGBQT plus people. And then it
made sense that the lady at the beginning goes, I'll
put a couple rooms in between you guys. She thought
we were feuding and that we were gonna have loud
hookups and she didn't want the other partner to hear
the other partner. And then you think back at the bar,
(44:40):
people were like, are you guys staying together? And I'm like,
that's the most bizarre question to ask somebody that's here
on work if they're staying with their coworker. And we
were like, no, no, we're a couple of rooms apart.
And that lad you down to swing and she didn't
want you, the lady that I taught stock dude. She
log I think she was a man transitioning to a
(45:02):
woman because her region's account said mark or or she
just was a cross dresser. She'd had to dress up
and drag. Yeah. And the World cup boys that was
their terminology. That's why it said USA Boys or Portugal Boys.
(45:25):
That's why when every person checked out, he would say,
what was you boy's room number? That's why why would
he be crowing calling forty year old dudes boys?
Speaker 2 (45:34):
That's why it was okay for the woman calling the
guy or the girl's bathroom.
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Dude. I had to tell it. It wasn't the story
for the big show. Have a great weekid and then
oh we get home and Kevin kick off. keV he
goes those pictures you posted to that hotel room. He goes,
(46:07):
I've stayed there too. What is kill we? God? What
do you mean you stayed there? Didn't you notice anything? Kevin?
He goes great price. I was able to afford the
magnificent mile. And then we were both talking about how
(46:28):
clean the rooms were and how the guy was sanitation
wipe on my door handle as I was opening it.
Oh Man, and the security guy, yeah, he said, they're
open here. He goes, they're a little too open here.
(46:49):
I'm looking for another security job. And I thought, what
heap the doors open? You guys aren't very secure.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Oh Man. Have a great weekend, guys, and justin Luzina.
We'll get to your email Monday. You don't get here
till the twenty four, so we'll get to your email monday. Man,
have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
We gotta replay it.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
That was great, that was great. We're out, oh Man. Yeah, Man,
we'll replay this one. That was funny. That was really funny,
really funny. Well done, well done.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
Bravo, Bravo, bravo.
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