May 13, 2026 • 50 mins
In this episode Lunchbox talks about the hardship of being a parent and how biking home from school turned into Lunchbox being assaulted by random kids he didn't know. We open some emails that have messages for Ray to put him in his place when it comes to the San Antonio Spurs and the Texas State golf course and we celebrate a Spurs win thanks to Victor Wembanyama! Plus Lunchbox's kids want to bring friends with them to watch him play soccer and the Box Boys get to experience a Spurs game live!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
I'm gonna just slowly bring up the mics.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
That's how we're gonna do. It's gonna be a slow intro,
so when they hit play, it's gonna be dead hair.
That sounds like a great idea. Hey, let's listen to
this great podcast. Are they there? Hello?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
There they are. Slowly they come into play.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I always wonder when people are gonna get sick of us,
because I say this Baser used to love Veil, Nick Vile.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Vile podcast, Viile Files, Files, Files Files.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Maybe you got political. Maybe that's the reason. But she
doesn't listen to it anymore. But now she's listening to
these two. They're phenomenal. They really are great. And I'm
not promoting them because I actually don't even know their names,
but I listen to them every day.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I love coming on here, and we have like at
least three new listeners in the last month. And the
first thing we do is say, hey, man, there's this
great podcast out there.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
And they break down pop news and they talk to
attorneys after case. They talked to the attorney after the
Baldoni Blake Lively trial, and it was just phenomenal podcasting.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Hold on, what is interesting about the Blake Lively and
Baldoni situation. We have no idea what happened. Who settled
with who? Who got what money? Right? Wasn't it all
like up? It's just settled? Great?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Who won? Baldoni won because Blake had to pay for
everything and she also tried to get Baldoni to pay
for her court fees and she lost that. And I
guess it's the onus is on from what I listened
that Blake Lively has to further the trial and it's
it's over now like if unless she keeps furthering it,
the trial's over with me and she lost. There's there's
(01:43):
nothing there for them to go to this huge civil.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That was like two years of wasted time.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But I'm wondering, when is she gonna get sick of
these two podcasts hosts. It's a girl and a guy.
They do them separately and sometimes they do podcasts together,
and and so that I wonder about us, When are
people gonna get sick of us? And I had a
podcast I listened to, Back to the Beach. I can
promote it because I know nobody'll ever listen to it.
They broke down Laguna Beach. Kristin Cavalari and Stephen Coyetti.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I didn't realize Stephen Coletti was an actor. He is,
he's in some show. It popped up on my feed
yesterday and it said, oh, season two is out of
whatever it is?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Will they do that with TV or something? Let them
smile at us or something?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Or how are you?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
How are you doing there?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It is?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I would never watch it. That's why I never memorized it.
And so I did season one with them, and season
two started, got it and I'd heard all the information
I needed about Laguna Beach. So I wasn't really gonna
listen to season two. I just couldn't do it anymore.
It was nails on a chalkboard. I was like, I
can't do Cavalari anymore. I can't do Colletti. I was obsessed,
(02:56):
and I'm out. Maybe the topic just ran its course.
Maybe that's it, but I'm out. I will never listen
to one of their podcasts again. So I wonder is
do people have that moment with us a trucker? Yeah,
he's in a lizard lot.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
We actually have that. I'm glad you asked, because we
got a message from Joshua says, I don't listen to
you guys anymore because it's not a sports podcast. But
anytime a player gets a hit into the stanchion, I
get a kick out of the announcer saying stanchion.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
But that means he still listens.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, no, no, he listened back when we were sports. He
heard the stanchion story and that was the last straw.
I guess because that wasn't a sports story that we
were saying. And he's getting a kick out of a
non sports story. You're gonna get more of a kick
out of the non sports stories than the sports stories.
I guarantee it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, Billy, we gotta put up these stanchions. If you're
gonna party in nash on a Friday night, these people
gotta get back. Hey, we gotta get up these stanchions.
Whard of random bar he's putting up stanchions making VIP
phenomenal story if you can find it somewhere in our
podcast archive.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Dude, phenomenal story. And you know what's phenomenal as being
a dad? I mean, maybe maybe one day you're going
to experience that. I don't know. I don't know what
you and Bay's plan is, but having kids is amazing.
It's really fun, right. And the other day it was
Monday and it was beautiful. Was it not beautiful? Here?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yes, I'm trying to go back in my head. There
was a rainy day, but I guess Monday was the one.
It wasn't I believe there were storms on Monday. You're
getting your days mixed now. No, no, no, there was
not a storm on Monday. Rained on Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Maybe it rained. I don't think it rained on Tuesday either.
Maybe overnight, overnight, okay, at night. I'm talking during the
day and Monday it was absolutely beautiful, and I said,
oh my gosh, I am gonna ride bikes home with
the kids from school because it is so beautiful outside.
So I drove there bi bikes up to the school
(05:02):
and I told my wife, Hey, do you think you
could email their teachers and say they're gonna be bike
riders today after school instead of getting on the bus.
She said, I'm on it. So I'm all right. So me,
the four year old ride bikes up to the school.
(05:22):
We wait in the line out in front of the
school to say who we need. We see we say
we need baby walks one and baby box two. They
call them baby box one, baby box two to the front,
and I'm sitting out there and here comes baby box two.
And granted we were about five minutes late, so the
kids that the kids that were riding the bus, they
(05:44):
already got on the bus. Bus is gone, and baby
box two comes out and I'm like, hey, man, where's
your brother? He goes, oh, he didn't come. He went
on bikers. I guess he rode the bus. I'm like, oh, crap,
because guess who's not at home. Nobody, nobody. Nobody's at home,
(06:07):
so he's on the bus.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Bus driver doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Bus driver, hey, bus driver does not care. Bus driver
is gonna drop him at the corner and he's gonna
walk a block to the house and there's gonna be
no one there but the dog.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
See that bus get plowed into by that truck. And
the one kid just about got hit, but he packed
up at the right time. Him and his dad clutch
on the patio. Thanks dad, I say, you saved my life.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Then I saw the truck. It never stopped, never hit
the brakes, and it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Said buses are built to do damage. If you crash
into a bus, you're the one that's gonna die, not
the school bus.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, you go underneath yep. Yeah, I mean they're higher up.
So I'm like, oh crap, we gotta go. Boys, we
gotta go. But I'm like, how are we gonna get
baby boxes bike home? I was like, we'll just go home,
get him, come back and ride bikes home. Mmm, seems
very difficult. Amazing race kid edition, Yeah exactly. And so
(07:01):
then I called my wife. I'm like, hey, are you
gonna be home because we're at school and baby Box
got on the bus. I was late, didn't see him
getting on the bus, so I missed him. She said, yes,
I should be home in five minutes. I'll be able
to get him off the bus. I said, oh, I said,
then will you drive him up here so he can
(07:22):
ride bikes home with us? Absolutely? And I'm like, what
a fine wife? What this is? This is what I like.
So i'm she was gonna say yes, it's right. I
mean I would assume she was gonna say yes, and uh.
I was like, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I'm glad I married you your ability to hit the
gas pedal.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So then I'm sitting there and we're hanging out and
the boys like tag, let me play tag.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So you're at school and nobody else is there.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well, there are some kids that they hang out after
school with some parents out front, you know, some kids
run around as parents talk. And my two boys they
want to play tag. So baby Box two, baby Box three,
they want to play tag.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Well, are some of those kids that are there unhoused? Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No, they all have houses. It's just uh after school,
the parents want them to get some energy out. So
the parents stand around for a little bit while they
run around.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Why not use the teachers for a couple more minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Well, no, no, there's no teachers. The teachers aren't out there.
The teachers stay in the school. The kids are outside
the school. Free daycare, is what I hear. I understand
what you're saying. And my baby Box two is like, Dad,
this is my buddy. And I'm like, oh nice, it
meets you. He wants to play tag with us, all right,
So we're playing tag, playing tag. All of a sudden,
these random kids that I've never met start playing tag
(08:37):
with me always and I'm like, well, this is awkward
ghost toucher. And I'm like, I don't know if I'm
allowed to tag these kids. I'm like go and no,
you know, like it's a little weird, like, oh, he's
hiding me out a bush and I'm trying to grab
him from inside the bush.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Hey, get away from my kid.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Feels a little weird, But you know what I mean.
I'm in the game of tag. I'm not gonna, you know, discriminate.
If you're playing, you're gonna get tagged. And so I'm
tagging kids, tagging kids. Then it turns into they're gonna
put me in jail. Okay, And here's the problem. I
don't know these kids, and they're grabbing me by the leg.
They're grabbing me and grab me by the shirt, and well,
(09:18):
I can see you pull up your pants. I'm like,
oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Your pants are falling. They're pulling on my legs and
I'm a decent exposure on a playground.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
So we got reports. Wave had a slow news day.
I always swim by this school looking for something like that.
We got our guy.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So I'm like, oh crap, like I uh so they
put me in jail. Right, And it's at a picnic
table and I'm sitting there and there's a couple other parents.
I start talking to them and I'm like, all right, guys,
I'm gonna take a time ound. I need a rest,
you know. And I call call the wife and I'm like, hey,
did you get them off the bus? She goes, I
got him. I said, all right, see you on your way.
She goes, well, he said he needs a five minute breather.
(10:04):
I'm like, what does he need a breather from? He
was on the freaking bus.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm in jail. This is my one collect call.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm like, I am getting the crap beat out of
me by these random kids. Like I need him to
get up here so we can bike our butts home.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
What are he in for? I got de pants? Yeah,
it's crazy. What internet fraud? Gotcha? Gotcha bitcoin? M yes?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yes? And so I'm like, all right, you know, yeah,
okay cool. So then they start like coming up and
scaring me from behind. Okay cool. And then they grab
some leaves from the trees and they sneak up and
they're shower me with leaves from the tree. Then there's
this kid. I have never seen him in my life.
(10:50):
In my life, he might be a third grader. No
idea who this kid is. He has taken his chips
or goldfish or whatever in a plastic bagging and he
has smoshed him up to fairy dust and he starts
throwing that on me. So I'm getting crumbs thrown on me.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Man, you win Dad of the Year award, but at
what cost?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And I'm like, hey, man, let's not do the crumbs.
Let's not do the crumbs. I don't really like that's
kind of gross, Like I don't I don't want that
on me.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh they take my belt off and arrest me.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Okay, So then this kid he doesn't want to do
I said no to the crumbs. So what's he doing?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
What?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
What's after crumbs? We've already done leaves from the tree.
What are we going to do next?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Peeing on you?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, they added like they were feeding me pee and poop,
like here here, here's some lemonade night like I drink it.
That was pee.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Hopefully it's not a rodent pee.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And I'm like, you know, he begins to pick up
dirt and mulch and sprinkle it over my head.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's where I'm talking to parents.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't know the kid's parents. I don't know who
this kid is. I've never and I don't know how
aggressive I can be.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
With him, well, are you physically or in jail or
can you break out?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I could probably break out, but I don't have a key.
In hypothetical hypothetical, I'm sitting at a picnic table break out.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But then they're just gonna chase me, okay, being escaped felon,
I don't care. You're getting mulch in your hair.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And I'm and dirt and I'm like, all right, man,
I let's let's no on the dirt. No on the dirt,
Like I don't want the dirt. Like everything. We're having fun,
but let's not do the dirt. Come here cool? So
I turned back around. They run away and I'm sitting there.
I'm like, I'm in jail, and the kid does it again.
He does the dirt and mulch again, and I'm just like, hey,
(12:44):
I said no dirt and mulch.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
His dad at home must let him dirt mulch him.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Like, no, let's not do that, and I'm gonna hit
you you a little. Then he does it for a
third time. That's a spanking, and now I'm ready to
just like, I'm like, you're gonna go sit timeout.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, he's going to Alcatraz and you know what, there's
a paddle monster.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Here's the problem. I don't have that authority because he's
not my kid. But luckily, from across the way, here
comes this lady marching, marching, her hair in curlers, rey
and she's like, Nick, Nick, do not put dirt in
this man's hair. And he's like, I didn't do it.
(13:27):
It was Oliver. She goes, I saw you do it.
Don't do it. He's been nice enough to let you
harass him for the last thirty minutes. What's not putting
dirt in his hair?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
He's a battered man.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Okay, okay, mom.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
This nice homeless man.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
That's what I feel like. So then the wife pulls
up with baby box one. He gets out of the car.
So obviously the teacher had missed the email, right, She
had missed the email that said, hey, he's going to
be a walker, and she put him in the bus,
so he doesn't know. So he gets in the bus line,
he gets out and we're sitting at the picnic table
and his teacher walks out of the school.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Is it understandable that maybe the email was sent late
since you were also late?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
No, No, it was probably sent about one o'clock, so
it was later in the day. I'm not arguing that so.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
The teachers need to have email on their phones.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I'm not even blaming the teacher, But what this next
part that happened. I feel kind of bad. I feel
like I did something wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Next you and Oliver.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, Nick was the one that was doing it, and.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Then Oliver was the other person getting blamed.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, and Nick blamed Oliver, and Nick's baum said no,
I saw you. So then the teacher comes why his
teacher comes walking out of school and he goes, hi,
missus Smith, and she goes, oh, hi, she goes, oh,
I'm glad to see he didn't get on the bus.
I'm sorry I missed the email. And I should have
(14:56):
left it at that, right. I should have just been like, oh,
it's no big deal. But in my dirty, crumb dirt
infested hair, I go, oh, actually he did ride the
bus home. The wife just brought him back. You know,
I've been waiting for him, Like, why did I need
to tell her that? Why did I let her know that, Yeah,
(15:16):
you screwed up, and I've been sitting here for thirty minutes.
Why did I just let her go about her day?
I felt really bad.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
She doesn't really care though she probably had thirty kids
to manage. She messed up one. It's not her kid.
You're right, it's not even her care. After three pm,
she was probably already on wine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You think she was headed happy hour?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Ready? To say that they had in their desk at
school is quite a statement, Ray, Are you prepared to
make that? No, but I'm just saying she had happy
hour on the mind. I think you're fine.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, And then the kids started dispersing. Nick left, so
my hair was dirt free. Other kids left and it
was just us and I said, boys, are we fine?
Ready to go?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Was the teacher our age?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, yeah, she was heading to drink.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Ah. Maybe there's how many.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Emails she gets. You think you're the ly parent that
emails her this bus request? Every day? She has five
to ten bus requests Sarah, this Jane, that John, Matt Jack,
this bus not buzz You know what? Put them on
the bus. Worst thing that happens. They're on a bus,
(16:32):
They're going home to their safe house. Who cares if
they don't get this little curveball dad through my way?
It's one of blame it on one of the parents
blame it on Wi Fi. I would I would say
that might be one of the more annoying things of
their job is the parent requests and schedules. I've always
talked to people doctors. They always say it's the scheduling.
(16:54):
It's people that change stuff. Change an appointment, canceling appointment,
change a bus time, cancel a bus time. I would say,
that's the most annoying thing about the job. So what
you did was the reason she hates teaching.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Correct right there, correct, especially at one o'clock in the afternoon,
and she probably checks her email in the morning. That's it.
Move on. We screwed up, but I felt bad. But
it's tough being a dad.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You gotta let kids put dirt and chips and whatever
else in your hair, and it's really amazing. So luckily
one day you maybe I'll experience that, maybe not, I
don't know. We'll take a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
So did did you all ride bikes home? Then?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, we ended up riding bikes home.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
How did you get the one bike to school?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I had taken their bikes in the vehicle and dropped
them off at school, and then I ride up there
when school gets out.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Geez, you take all the bikes up there, put them down,
go get another kid.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It's really not that hard.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
But you're bringing all the bikes in. You don't even
have a bike vehicle. You don't even have a truck.
Get a van.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
But you just stick them in the back and you
just I mean, it's two bikes you got to put
in the car. It's really not hard.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I just didn't think that fit.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I just they're not bit Listen, kids, bikes are a
lot smaller than you realize. Okay, I mean you you
literally just stick them in there, one in the trunk.
One you just scoot the seats up and you slide
it in. It's not hard.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I mean, I can tell you the times I bike
to school. On one hand, I believe because it was
such a nuisance because my mom and dad probably had
to do the same thing with our bikes.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Uh yeah, we I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You live closer to your school, though. It's memorable. These
are the times they'll remember, yes, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
They wanted to climb the tree for like ten minutes
and I'm my guys, can we go now? There's no
other kids. We were the last ones here. It's an
hour after school has gotten out. I've got dirt, I've
got chips, I've got everything in my hair.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You're too nice.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I've got dirt inside my shirt. I got furt in
the dirt. The furt from the dirt in your hair
is itching my back. I'm like, I need to get
out of here and get out of there. We did,
but we should probably start the show.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Yeah, let's get it underway. Guys. If you're just tuning in,
we're gonna do it live. We are from a country
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(19:31):
and also in trucker lots across America at Flying Jays.
We are the voice of the lot lizards and the
truckers who keep America running.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
We're gonna do it live. Woo oh it was too
too so loser, What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I
known the most about sports, suck eve it, the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Sports genius, y'all. It's sison. I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male more on that in a second. I
live with Bazer. We got two point three three three
three acres. We got two kids at Vanderbilt. They are eggs.
They're not yet embryos. They have not been fertilized yet.
We also got fur in the dirt. The yard looks amazing.
Our landscaper guide not really ours, but phenomenal man. He
(20:19):
told us the dandelions were gonna go away, and that
they did. He told us the flying ants were gonna
go away, and that they did. There are still a
couple lingering ants, though. I may have to go underneath
the house and deal with that or call the bug people.
I said, more on that in a second.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
So over to me, but back to you.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Over to you, but not so fast. They're building these
sixteen lanes up to my house. Dude.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
There is traffic, like I mean, the road construction going
north of here is maybe the most annoying thing ever.
I don't go north here anymore. It's gotten better, though,
has it.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah? I deal with it every day. So there was
a time when it was standstill. Now now they I mean,
eventually it's gonna be eight lanes each direct. So if
a lane gets opened Wednesday, should improve in the morning, Bro,
they're closing the on ramps. I drove through every small
town in America today. What yeah, so you'll just you'll
(21:13):
drive up to an on ramp and they'll just be
orange cones. Awesome. So then I drive to the next
city or little community. There's all these towns right next
to the little towns. Then there's an on ramp orange cones. Okay, cool,
next on ramp. Now we're about five miles down the
road in another little small farming town on ramp orange cones.
(21:35):
And it's not like I can break through them. I
physically could, but it could be wet asphalt, it could
be quicksand.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
They could be painting the road, and then you would
have paint all over your car.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
My car is seen worse days. But I went I'd
say five or six on ramps down the road until
I could finally get on it. But once I did,
Semis must have given up. I was the only car
on the road this morning. There were no semis. They do.
A Semis pulled off next to the orange cones, like,
screw it, I'm gonna take a sleep, Like I'm not
(22:05):
messing with any more of these orange cones. So they
had driven and though it's not worth it to keep
driving through these communities going ten fifteen miles an hour.
I'm gonna sleep until they open this on ramp. But
I'll get my nap right now.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah, because they're only allowed to drive a certain amount
of hours consecutively, and if you're wasting it. Because the
thing about here, here's the thing about Tennessee, guys. I
don't know if you know this, but we don't have
frontage roads in Texas. You have roads that run right
next to the highway. So it's easy if the highway's closed,
you just go on the frontage road and you're right
next to the highway. Here, you have to go in
(22:40):
to the like off the road a mile or two
into the city and take these side roads and then
cut back over to the highway. Oh it's closed. Still
all right, we're gonna go that way. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Frontage roads in Texas. That was the first time I'd
ever seen those. They're not in Michigan. Yeah, well, Michigan's don't.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Wait wait, Michigan doesn't have frontge roads either.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Michigan doesn't have roads. Illinois doesn't have frontage roads. Texas
was the first one I was like, what are these
roads that run underneath the interstate?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Dude, It's the only state I've ever lived in. So
when we moved here, I was like, all they have
is loop Delouse. They have no frontage roads, so annoying.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
And they're called I remember our address when I went
to San Marcos, it was IH or something means it
was a frontage road. You live on the interstate, but
it's a frontage road. See, your address isn't interstate drive,
it's IH frontage road. Huh. Almost every one of my
apartments was right on the interstate, but it was a
frontage road, so you could actually go in and out
of it. It's not like you're immediately getting on an
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on ramp.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And then in Michigan it's known for huge bike lanes. Really, oh,
the bike lanes are as big as the actual roads.
So when my parents come on my road in Tennessee,
my Dad's.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Like, oh, my gosh, how do you drive on this road?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Kid? These cars are coming at you. I'm like, Dad,
there's no bike lanes really on these country roads. Sure,
once you get to Nashville, they paint the green. You
get kind of a little bit if you have one
of the pedal things, if you have the scooters, if
you have the electric bikes.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
They have been putting in a lot more bike lanes
around where we work, and like in this area. I
mean it's beautiful. They have bike lanes all down the
way and they got the I mean, I'm not sure
what those things are gonna do, but they have those white, little, tall,
little poles.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I don't know if they're gonna stop a car, but
maybe it alerts a car that, hey, you're about to
hit a biker. It makes you feel a little bit
safer when you're cycling.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah. So the shoulders and wait, if you ever go
to Michigan, the shoulders are gonna blow you away. You're
gonna think it's almost the road. They're that big. It's
a biker state. If you bike with your kids, move
to Michigan. Shoulders are bigger in the road.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I didn't realize Michigan was so into biking. I thought
with all the snow there would not be much biking.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I don't know if it's really four biking, but it's massive.
Shoulders massive all the time in Michigan. If it's a dick,
he'll drop. They'll drive the shoulder and pass you.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I've seen people do that.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Which is like so illegal, but they're that big.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I've seen people do that. And you know what else.
I used to think and as I mean, whenever they
would say man like, you'd be listening to the radio
and they'd be like, oh, there's a disabled vehicle on
the shoulder at mopak and whatever, mopack and stack. I
would think in my head, I cannot believe so many
handicap people's cars break down because they say disabled vehicle
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and I thought that was a disabled person's vehicle.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Same exact vein the new license plates that shows a
handicap personal if it is a handicap driver. Yeah, they
show the wheelchair going fast. So I thought it was
like an Olympian handicapped person until I saw about fifty
of them and I was like, oh, the new license
plates have the handicapped person looking like they're going really fast.
(25:46):
That doesn't mean they're in the Olympics. They're not Nagano,
they're not in Tokyo, they're not in Atlanta. They're just handicap.
But they want them to look like they're faster in
their wheelchairs.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Also, the handicapped signal is a little weird because then
you assume that every handicap person is supposed to be
in a wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
True, there's other versions of it.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
There's some other versions of handicaps. So when I see
someone get out of the handicap or they park in
the handicap and they have the little placard and they
get out and they're not in a wheelchair, I'm like, em,
do they really deserve to be in the handicap? I
don't know how to tell, and I'm not gonna be
one to say, hey, excuse me, uh, you're in the
because I don't know. But when I see the symbol,
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I assume someone in a wheelchair is getting out of
that vehicle.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
And I know restaurants and stuff, they'll shift sometimes where
the spots are for the handicap. But if it's a
faded sign and it's kind of hard to see and
it almost looks like somebody tried to scrape off the
handicap sign, can you park in it? Or I get
the updated, beautiful blue handicap with the lines. If it's
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just not painted for a couple of years and it's
the weather has faded it, yeah, is it ill handicapped?
Or is it like the business like, Ah, we didn't
really think that really benefited people that much. So we're
just gonna not do that handicap anymore. Just let it
fade with the weather.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
That's like, can you get in trouble if it's faded out.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I've dealt with it because I'm telling you over by me,
with the potholes and the asphalt, I feel like they
repave every couple of years, and so it'll just be
it'll be hard to see. Well, I mean, I guess
if there's just the sign on the ground, does there
also need to be the stick because you can cover
up the sign on the ground with your car. Yeah,
So those those are things I wonder as well. How
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did we get on this when then my parents at
Omega Church, my parents got the handicap placard because my
dad got hip. Yeah for three years. He's good and
his hips are fine. We got to park right up front.
It saves you about a ten minute walk. I mean,
you're parking inside the church with the pastor. It's that
close to the building.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
No, that's how lazy we are as Americans that we're
worried about parking close. Yeah, that's the one My pet
peeve is when you circle a parking lot for ten
minutes looking for a spot, when you could just park
in the back and you'd already be inside.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Won't do it. I'm with you, Beazer says, do another loop,
see if there's something closer. Well, you realize me trying
to go in and out of traffic and go and
then be into the pedestrians again. Yes, by the time
that happens, you're already gonna walk that far. But it's
only five car links. It's not that big of a difference.
(28:24):
If I just kind of park at Walmart where there's
not a car on my right, or if I go
move up five car links that takes us one second
to walk that.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It's not far at all. Because my wife gets so
annoyed that I pull in and first parking spot I
see park it and she's like, I bet you there's
more up there. Who gives a damn. We are here,
we parked, and you're out of the car, and we'll
be in there in just the same amount of time.
It does not make that big a difference. Yes, if
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it's a monsoon rainstorm, I get it. You want to
be as close as possible. If it's hot outside, one
extra drip of sweat going down in your face. Who
gives a crap?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Were you saying at a grocery store sometimes you do that. Yeah,
so that was a version of grocery store stories.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I have not been to the grocery store in a
hot minute.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I go every damn day. It's my favorite place.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Now that you mentioned it, I have not been in
a hot minute. I did go.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Because I do the red light every day. They do
it at the tanning salan. The red light, they say
it heal's your body. It makes is at the grocery store,
at the tanning salon.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
But I thought you said to the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
They are all connected together.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
So it's it's in the shop strip.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Mall got it? So I go do the red light.
No line in the country. I go to the grocery
every day. I'll go in there and get one thing.
I've never filled a cart. I mean it's one or
two things every time I go to the grocery store.
I love the grocery store. That's why I should have
more grocery store stories. Last one I had was when
the kids chased me down at my sunglasses on. They
recognized me. They were going to point to mom and dad.
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Hey says in Bobby Bone Show or neighbor. I believe
they were related to his cousin, third or fourth cousins.
And by the time they were going to get Mom
and dad, I quick went into the express checkout and
was out the door and gone.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh, may ye see like I. The last one was
at the grocery stores. I had to go because we
had a fundraiser for the elementary school and it was
disco theme. So we ordered outfits off of Amazon and
I ordered one outfit. My wife ordered twelve outfits because
she wasn't sure which one she was gonna like, And
(30:38):
of course she wore one of them. And I kept saying, hey,
don't you need to return the other eleven? Don't you
need to return the other eleven? Don't you need to
turn return the other eleven? And finally she was like oh.
She starts sending me QR codes and she's like, don't worry,
you don't have to do anything with those. I'm gonna
return them today. I just needed them on my phone.
I'm like, all right, cool smash cut. Six hours later,
(31:02):
at five forty five at night, she's like, oh, I
have a PTA meeting at the school, and I have
to return these today. Do you think you could run
and do it?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Really, they're easy to return.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh, they're easy to return. But earlier it was, hey,
I'm sending you these because you don't have anything to
do with them. I'm just needing them on my phone.
But she ran out of time that day, and it's
five forty five. We waited till the last day and
we only have four hours left before the store closes.
Then returns closes, then we won't get our money back.
So then I have to pick up all the kids
(31:36):
in the vehicle and drive them through five forty five
pm traffic, come to the grocery store to do the
return and they got to zapp It, which they loved.
But then we're at the grocery store. They're like, Dad,
since we're at the grocery store, can we all get
one thing? So then we gotta walk around the grocery
store and pick out one thing. Each one picked blueberry muffins,
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one pick chocolate chip muffins.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
One beer for dad.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
The other one picked a thing of chocolate milk. And
then we had to go to the checkout and oh
that so then I'm get home and it's already seven o'clock. Well,
let me ask this.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Did they give you the little plastic thing that's already
labeled and stuff that all you have to do and
it's just tape it basically.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Uh you What you do is you go to the
little kiosk downstairs in the grocery store and you scan
your item at prints something. Then you stick it in
a plastic bag and you stick the label on it.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
It's pretty easy, though.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
It is pretty easy. But what I'm saying is I
had been telling my wife for a month, Hey, don't
we need to return that. Don't we need to return that?
Don't we need to return that? And she waited to
the very last day when you it's like thirty days
to return it. And she told me, don't worry, I've
got it. I'm just sending to you the QR codes.
(32:50):
It would have been I'd have rather done it earlier
in the day, so I wasn't fighting five forty five
track of it. At five forty five when she's going
to a meeting at six, she drops the Ah, man,
it looks like I'm not gonna have time. I think
you're gonna have to return those really really, I.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Used to have a good one by me. It was
I believe it was just a box store and you
just go there and the lady go are those Amazon yep?
And you just literally throw it at her and she
handles it all. She was scanning stuff in, taping it,
doing whatever. There's a lot of stuff in this world
that I pay for, and this is free. I can
just throw all these packages at this lady and she
handles it. Cool. Well, we moved from the West Side,
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and so Bezer has sent me on a couple of
those cat and mouth. She goes, Oh, I need you
to send this. It's gotta be FedEx. The other one
was oddly, I believe USPS. I don't know the difference
between any of them.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I always put There's been a couple of times I
have a FedEx and I pull up to UPS and
I go in and like this in Fedx, I'm like, God.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
See, it's never bit me. I guess they both take Amazon,
because it hasn't bit me before. I don't have to
know the difference between them. It's never hurt me. So
but now I found one. I go through five dollars
Generals and the lady goes, no, we don't do that here,
and I go online it says you do, try the
one down the road. I went through six or seven
six seven dollar generals. Everyone looked at me like I
(34:11):
was crazy. I finally get on Google. All right, screw it,
I'll try this Walgreens. I found a Walgreens that randomly
takes all these Amazons. Dude, the ladies in the photo
section nobody gets their photos done, so she has nothing
ever to do. I go in there all the time
because Bezer will order clothes online they don't fit, cool,
(34:31):
send them back. It's free, and Bazer thinks I'm doing
her a huge favor. I'm like, it's so easy. So
the lady sees me coming, she's in the photo department,
I'm just like, Amazon, Yeah, just throw them at her.
She handles it all. I don't know what she does
with them, but she always takes care of it. I'm like,
here's five packages, no idea where they're going to.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Thanks, And then the next time you go in, she's
wearing that blouse. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Now, she's just phenomenal. And there's nobody in the country
ever going to her business. So it's like there's a Walgreens,
a photo department that takes my Amazon and packagesm for me.
Since why should Why is that easy? And everything else
difficult in life?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Very weird. We'll take a break. When we come back,
we're gonna read some emails right back that I got
an email for you, Okay, it says for the love
of God Ray. The Texas State Golf Course closed in
twenty fifteen, and it has been turned into innermural fields.
Now I see them having Ultimate Frisbee tournaments on them
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every once in a while. Then slowly I drive by
Bikini Hill to make sure the grass is still green. Anyways,
that's all I wanted to say, Go Spurs, go cat Dick.
So you keep telling everybody to go play the Texas
State Golf Course, it is no longer there. It has
failed to exist.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, and that also goes for Nashville. If you're gonna
give restaurant or bar recommendations, take a walk down Broadway.
I just found out the Rutledge where me and Beazer
used to live at that apartment complex. Now it's a
four seasons. The restaurant downstairs closed. Really yeah, I it's
in the four seasons and they said just closed. So
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now it's just like a lounge or a lobby. So
I'm telling you before you're giving recommendations people, whether it's
in San Marc's, Texas or in Nashville, go every other
day because these places, if they don't see it turn
a profit, they can't stay above water if it's a
bad quarter.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, don't ask me, Like when you're going to Austin,
don't hit me up for food recommendations, because here's the problem.
I haven't lived there in thirteen years. There are so
many restaurants that have come. There are so many restaurants
that have gone. I don't know wh what is what?
There is so many good restaurants now that I have
no idea.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
There was one me, Billy and Mike Miller would go
to on Sunday Sunday Funday. Back then I didn't have
a job.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
One in a million.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
No, that was a good one. And they had a
It was a buy a frozen bellini. I mean it
was called Veranda or something. I don't damn know, but
it was a frozen bellini.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
And so not only did that place not even open anymore,
it was like closed as hell. Well, I took Baser
out in Austin one time, and I asked three different
brush spots if they had a frozen billini and they'd
never heard of it. So not only did the restaurant
go out of business, apparently the drink went out too.
And to this day, bezers still, hey, are we gonna
get that frozen bllini in Austin. I've followed all these
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TikTokers changed what's popular every other week.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
It's like I had the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas. This
is a chandelier bar. Oh spot, dude, they had this
spicy margarita that was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
It tastes phenomenal right now, talking about nomenal.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
And I go to the bar, go, hey, man, can
I get that spicy margarita? I don't know what you're
talking about, man. Maybe it's on the other floor. All right,
Let's go up to the second floor.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
There's like four seven floors there.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
And I'm like, hey, yeah, what can I get for it?
There's a spicy margarita? I want that. How we don't
do that at this bar? Maybe it's the one above us?
All right, go to the third floor chandelier bar. Hey man, yeah,
I'm looking to get the spicy margarita. That must be
one of the bars downstairs. Okay, so none of them
(38:14):
serve it. It was on the menu. I swear to you,
I'm not an idiot. I ordered it at the freaking bar.
It was absolutely delicious. And I know you want me
to drink your flower drink where it makes my mouth
numb and it changes flavors and you're like, oh my god,
eat the flour. I've done that plenty of times. But
I loved the spicy margarita. Also, don't tell me you
(38:34):
never had a spicy margarita at that bar, because I
know it. I ordered it, and I drank it, and
I drink another one, and then I drink another one.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
And they make me feel crazy sitting there waiting for
the flower drink. It's very popular in the chandelier bar.
Every time I get cleaned out while we're waiting for
those drinks. Hey, I'm gonna go get us the two
flower drinks you wanteding. No, just hit the floor real quick,
I'll meet you back.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Come back.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
She's got two flower drinks empty pockets.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I will be honest. I never really had much luck
gambling at the cost Pulitan.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
That's where baser turned it around. That's where she won
one point two I know, on the buff Buffalo. Right
as we were leaving, she goes to a guy that
was cleaning the trash can and she goes, hey, I
have twenty dollars left. What's your favorite machine? Well, Missy,
back when I used to gamble, before I became sober,
I would play the Buffalo machine. Bob b dude. She
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pulled out one point two thousand out of that machine
before we left there.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Here's another email Coachers, Go Spurs Go Cody from Texas Here.
First off, I want to say thank you for the
increase in San Antonio Spurs talk. I appreciate it more
than you know, Lunch. Who is your favorite Spur of
all time? Mine is Tim Duncan, the big fundamental dude.
It's easy listen. Tim Duncan's amazing, David Robinson's amazing. The
(39:52):
answer is genoble mo nude gino blee dude. He was
so entertaining. You had no idea what the dude was
gonna do. He was so creative. He was electric to watch.
He was throwing crazy passes. Papovich was ready to ring
his neck. Ninety percent of the time he was phenomenal
(40:16):
and bet the Spurs.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I told Billy this morning, you can still catch him
three times your money.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I'm also here to say the Ray Jinks is for real.
The Spurs and the provide evidence that Ray Jinks is
the real thing timeline for you. On Friday's podcast, Ray says, man,
the Spurs are legit, and I was picked to win
the championship Sunday comes. Wimby throws an elbow ejected thanks Ray,
go Spurs go.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
And I was also being funny. I said on two
K they're a dominant team and I'm the Spurs every time,
vassel Castle, Champagna, Harper and Wemby Ami. I had picked
the Spurs over Boomers, Nuggets every day of the week.
That's the best team on two K, so it should
translate to real life.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yeah, and I mean they did win last night. They
blowed They blowed the doors off. It was a game
of runs, freaking amazing. When they win, we'd love to
talk about it. I had the kids watching, they were
watching the first half with me, and every time they
would score, I'd make baby Box three give me a
high five, He goes, Dad, Are we going to do
that every time it goes in the basket and I
(41:24):
was like yeah, and he goes okay, and then at
one point he didn't want to do it. I was like,
what are you doing. He goes and then gave me
a high five, and we were they were going, come on, Spurs,
Come on Spurs. It was awesome, felt great. Getting them
into the Spurs is what I need. I need them
to love the Spurs. And they were like, Dad, ah,
who's your favorite basketball team? And I was like the Spurs.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
What about Kansas.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Ding ding ding? You read the four year olds of mine?
Baby box three goes, dad, what about the Jayhawks? I said,
their college, son, this is pros two different. Love them
the same.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
So kids think it's all the same court. They think
SC's about to come out and start kicking them all around.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
They do. They think it's all like they think all
basketball is the same league, All football is the same league,
All baseball is the same league. Everything. It's great. Man,
All right, this was a terrible podcast. We'll take a break.
We'll right back.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Are you gonna remember to put commercials in those tail
end ones?
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah? I will? Why would I not?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Is it not the one I listened? There was two
of them that didn't, So I just feel like we're
missing out on commercials.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Uh sorry. My wife is texting me and.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Bezer's like, I heard one of your commercials airing for
that AI website build, and I'm like, I guess they
ran out of people to go to. So yes, they
had me read one really yeah. Yeah. It was one
of my first reads in like two years. Man. I
was like, holy crap, it usually goes bones Amy, you
(42:50):
Morgan ed, He's got his side ones in other cities, Morgan,
Then you got rock Guy, then you got Morning Pop station,
then me. But yeah, they jumped to me and got
me to do that when I was excited.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Hey, I saw a Beza yesterday and I was like, dude,
we got to get you back on the pod. We
haven't heard about your trip to Tampa. We haven't heard
about your trip to San Diego. And he said, oh, Babes,
I'm about to go out of town again. I was
like what. I was like, where are you going? He goes,
I'm going. I forgot where he's going, and he's going
to Chicago.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Hey, Babes. Whenever I booked my travel to Abiza, I
always search engine zeusk y'all need to try it. To babes,
it's the best search engine there is. Zeusk for a
beiza abiza signing off. See you, babes.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
So he's like, you'll just have to look at my schedule.
I'm like, okay, all right, we don't know your schedule.
We're trying to get you back. People want to hear
from you. And yeah, that's it. And hey, big game tonight,
soccer game tonight, and it's at six fifteen, and so
that means the baby Box boys will be in attendance
to see their dad on the pitch. You're back, I mean,
(43:58):
I'm playing, and baby Box one goes, dad, Dad, can
we invite our friends to come watch you play?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
That's when you got to tell them there's a little
thing with family fun and entertaining and outside world fun
and entertaining. Sometimes what we do inside this house is
gonna be viewed is a little bit not as fun
in the outside world.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
I said, all, Bud, you know, i'd let you bring
your friends. But it's a school night, man. I mean
the game will be over sevent fifteen by the time
we get home, it'll be eight. I don't think your
friend's parents want them going out till eight o'clock to
watch some old man play soccer. He goes, but, dada, dada,
maybe you'll score a goal and they'll see you score.
And I'm like, yeah, I mean I'll score about two
goals a season, so the odds of me scoring tonight
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are slim to none, Bud.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Can you imagine them telling one of their friends' parents, Yeah,
we're gonna go see Lunchbox Babybox's dad play. What I'm
forty five, I haven't played soccer in twenty years? What
do you mean, honey?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Give me a heine?
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Kid?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Did you say what? No, that's not real. You're going
to the NSC game? No? No, dad, honey?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Are we doing pizza tonight? You want to go get burgers?
Or what about that in and out? I'll go wait
in line for an hour for a double burger. Why
he's gonna go play sixty minutes of soccer. That's crazy, man,
I mean those parents haven't played in twenty years and
you're still throwing it back.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I know it feels good, all right, I don't know
this pod. It was all right.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
The worst ones end up being fine.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
It was fine.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
It was fine, unless you want to do a thirty
minute prep session.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
No, I don't beforehand.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I'm telling you they're not going to be amazing pods
unless you want to come up, unless you want to
take a trip a weekend. This is all they're getting.
There's not gonna be some huge aha moment. It's gonna
be us talking about a parking lot, us talking about
truck drivers blocking the on ramps, us talking about feeder
roads in Texas. Unless you want producers, unless you want
to create some sort of bit tree where we can
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branch off and talk about different stuff, this is the podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
I did see Russini kissing her husband on Mother's Day?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
How have we waited now three months for that picture?
So they've just been all holed up.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I'm like, what is going on? Like that dude has
no balls none.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Well, now we're learning she traveled a lot with her job.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
So maybe he was okay with it, Maybe he knew
that she was out he was She was like, hey,
I may have to bang some coaches to get some information.
He's like, all that's cool. I may have to bang
some chicks to get burgers. Like I mean, because I
work at Shakeshack, you know, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Some of those some of those X accounts are just phenomenals.
They're like, what's wrong? I mean, listen, she knew she
was gonna have to to get a good report. I mean,
what's wrong with just trying to find the inside news
like some of the ex accounts. But they're acting like
it's totally normal.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
I mean, yeah, hey, man, I thought her husband worked
at a Shakeshack they have burgers, but she was on
Rabel's hot Dog. That's weird, man.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Those dates go all the way back to twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Man, wild Man Wild.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
I haven't seen any new videos come out.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
I think it's kind of died down, man.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
And I don't know if it was fake or AI.
There was a PlayStation two image of Rabel with a
player hilarious and the reporter looks like Rassini hilarious.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
It has to be. I don't play video games, so
do they really? Are there really the people that interview
you in the game?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, I mean it looks yeah. I mean I would
say PlayStation three ish. I mean, now, Ali LaForce. Every
damn time me and Boomer are playing Ali LaForce is
reporting and really, oh and guess what the dancers they're
all guys.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
What.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, every time me and Boomer play, the halftime dancers
are a whole squad of eight guys. I'm like, hey, Boomer,
that's why you wanted a home game. You wanted your
guy dancers. That's cool. There's not one chick. It's eight
dudes for the Denver Nuggets dancing shaking it.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Oh, they do the that's what they do. That's their
funny thing.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
No, but Spurs have girl dancers. I'm like, well, next game,
I'm gonna be home so that we can have a
couple of girl dancers on the court. I was like, dude,
now I get why you want home games. You wanted
your best squad there dancing all these dudes in wind
pants and tank tops every time.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Like, hey, Boom or your dancers are on. I just
saw Caraway, he said. He just hit me up. He's like, hey, dude,
you want to play NBA two K. I'm gonna be
the Nuggets. I'll play at home tonight.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Anytime one of your friends wants to be the Nuggets
at home? You know. But yeah, Ali La Force, get
off the screen, stop interviewing the coaches, Ali La Force,
it's two K. It's PlayStation five. Just Ali La Force,
get off the court, Rossini, get off the field. We
just need to play the games. No more on on
during the game interviews.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, ghos, Spurs goes. We'll see you Friday night in Minnesota.
All right, I have a great Wednesday. Guys. We're out.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Well. I said, they're gonna win it again. What's next?
Double ejection suspension?
Speaker 2 (48:49):
We looked great. I mean we played really well. I
mean there were some passes women's doing. He had like
he's gonna shoot with his left hand and over to
Vassal slammed up. I mean there was one he's dribbling
the fast break. Actually he's going up, hits Champagne in
the corner and he drains it. I mean, what a night. Man.
Caldon Johnson finally showed up. I love my Spurs.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Saw Duncan and saw Tim, Tim Duncan or ten.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Yeah, you saw Duncan and Tim Duncan. That's David Robinson,
Manu Genobli see him. Sewan Elliott was there. It was great. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
After the wimby aliyop, they showed Tim Duncan and but
they're not You're right, they're not sitting next to each other, right, Yeah,
I wish they were like all high five in and act.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah, they got him spread out a little.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Bit, and they look so chill, like I wonder if
they're intense like I am as a fan.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Well, I think they're still caught off guard. How did
this team get this good this quick? Because I know
the odds at the beginning of the season were not Spurs.
It was Nuggets, and Boston was up there a little bit,
and at Thunder were an overwhelming favorite. The no way
the Spurs were anywhere like they are right now. I
mean they're literally run are up to win the whole
thing in odds wise.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Can we beat the Thunder? We gotta keep you up.
I'm not gonna say they got that kid out. We
gotta beat the Timberwolves. Let's not talking about anything else
but the Timberwlves. We got to concentrate on them and
them only. That's it.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
They got that, Williams.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
We're not talking about the Thunder. We're talking about the
Spurs beating the Wolves on Friday. That's it. Goodbye, I'm
going home. Have a great day, beautiful day for soccer.
Man can't wait to kick the ball around. I think
that's ball. That's terrible,
I'm gonna just slowly bring up the mics.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
That's how we're gonna do. It's gonna be a slow intro,
so when they hit play, it's gonna be dead hair.
That sounds like a great idea. Hey, let's listen to
this great podcast. Are they there? Hello?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
There they are. Slowly they come into play.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
I always wonder when people are gonna get sick of us,
because I say this Baser used to love Veil, Nick Vile.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Vile podcast, Viile Files, Files, Files Files.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Maybe you got political. Maybe that's the reason. But she
doesn't listen to it anymore. But now she's listening to
these two. They're phenomenal. They really are great. And I'm
not promoting them because I actually don't even know their names,
but I listen to them every day.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I love coming on here, and we have like at
least three new listeners in the last month. And the
first thing we do is say, hey, man, there's this
great podcast out there.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
And they break down pop news and they talk to
attorneys after case. They talked to the attorney after the
Baldoni Blake Lively trial, and it was just phenomenal podcasting.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Hold on, what is interesting about the Blake Lively and
Baldoni situation. We have no idea what happened. Who settled
with who? Who got what money? Right? Wasn't it all
like up? It's just settled? Great?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Who won? Baldoni won because Blake had to pay for
everything and she also tried to get Baldoni to pay
for her court fees and she lost that. And I
guess it's the onus is on from what I listened
that Blake Lively has to further the trial and it's
it's over now like if unless she keeps furthering it,
the trial's over with me and she lost. There's there's
(01:43):
nothing there for them to go to this huge civil.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
That was like two years of wasted time.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But I'm wondering, when is she gonna get sick of
these two podcasts hosts. It's a girl and a guy.
They do them separately and sometimes they do podcasts together,
and and so that I wonder about us, When are
people gonna get sick of us? And I had a
podcast I listened to, Back to the Beach. I can
promote it because I know nobody'll ever listen to it.
They broke down Laguna Beach. Kristin Cavalari and Stephen Coyetti.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I didn't realize Stephen Coletti was an actor. He is,
he's in some show. It popped up on my feed
yesterday and it said, oh, season two is out of
whatever it is?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Will they do that with TV or something? Let them
smile at us or something?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Or how are you?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
How are you doing there?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
It is?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I would never watch it. That's why I never memorized it.
And so I did season one with them, and season
two started, got it and I'd heard all the information
I needed about Laguna Beach. So I wasn't really gonna
listen to season two. I just couldn't do it anymore.
It was nails on a chalkboard. I was like, I
can't do Cavalari anymore. I can't do Colletti. I was obsessed,
(02:56):
and I'm out. Maybe the topic just ran its course.
Maybe that's it, but I'm out. I will never listen
to one of their podcasts again. So I wonder is
do people have that moment with us a trucker? Yeah,
he's in a lizard lot.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
We actually have that. I'm glad you asked, because we
got a message from Joshua says, I don't listen to
you guys anymore because it's not a sports podcast. But
anytime a player gets a hit into the stanchion, I
get a kick out of the announcer saying stanchion.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
But that means he still listens.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No, no, no, he listened back when we were sports. He
heard the stanchion story and that was the last straw.
I guess because that wasn't a sports story that we
were saying. And he's getting a kick out of a
non sports story. You're gonna get more of a kick
out of the non sports stories than the sports stories.
I guarantee it.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, Billy, we gotta put up these stanchions. If you're
gonna party in nash on a Friday night, these people
gotta get back. Hey, we gotta get up these stanchions.
Whard of random bar he's putting up stanchions making VIP
phenomenal story if you can find it somewhere in our
podcast archive.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Dude, phenomenal story. And you know what's phenomenal as being
a dad? I mean, maybe maybe one day you're going
to experience that. I don't know. I don't know what
you and Bay's plan is, but having kids is amazing.
It's really fun, right. And the other day it was
Monday and it was beautiful. Was it not beautiful? Here?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yes, I'm trying to go back in my head. There
was a rainy day, but I guess Monday was the one.
It wasn't I believe there were storms on Monday. You're
getting your days mixed now. No, no, no, there was
not a storm on Monday. Rained on Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Maybe it rained. I don't think it rained on Tuesday either.
Maybe overnight, overnight, okay, at night. I'm talking during the
day and Monday it was absolutely beautiful, and I said,
oh my gosh, I am gonna ride bikes home with
the kids from school because it is so beautiful outside.
So I drove there bi bikes up to the school
(05:02):
and I told my wife, Hey, do you think you
could email their teachers and say they're gonna be bike
riders today after school instead of getting on the bus.
She said, I'm on it. So I'm all right. So me,
the four year old ride bikes up to the school.
(05:22):
We wait in the line out in front of the
school to say who we need. We see we say
we need baby walks one and baby box two. They
call them baby box one, baby box two to the front,
and I'm sitting out there and here comes baby box two.
And granted we were about five minutes late, so the
kids that the kids that were riding the bus, they
(05:44):
already got on the bus. Bus is gone, and baby
box two comes out and I'm like, hey, man, where's
your brother? He goes, oh, he didn't come. He went
on bikers. I guess he rode the bus. I'm like, oh, crap,
because guess who's not at home. Nobody, nobody. Nobody's at home,
(06:07):
so he's on the bus.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Bus driver doesn't care.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Bus driver, hey, bus driver does not care. Bus driver
is gonna drop him at the corner and he's gonna
walk a block to the house and there's gonna be
no one there but the dog.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
See that bus get plowed into by that truck. And
the one kid just about got hit, but he packed
up at the right time. Him and his dad clutch
on the patio. Thanks dad, I say, you saved my life.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Then I saw the truck. It never stopped, never hit
the brakes, and it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Said buses are built to do damage. If you crash
into a bus, you're the one that's gonna die, not
the school bus.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, you go underneath yep. Yeah, I mean they're higher up.
So I'm like, oh crap, we gotta go. Boys, we
gotta go. But I'm like, how are we gonna get
baby boxes bike home? I was like, we'll just go home,
get him, come back and ride bikes home. Mmm, seems
very difficult. Amazing race kid edition, Yeah exactly. And so
(07:01):
then I called my wife. I'm like, hey, are you
gonna be home because we're at school and baby Box
got on the bus. I was late, didn't see him
getting on the bus, so I missed him. She said, yes,
I should be home in five minutes. I'll be able
to get him off the bus. I said, oh, I said,
then will you drive him up here so he can
(07:22):
ride bikes home with us? Absolutely? And I'm like, what
a fine wife? What this is? This is what I like.
So i'm she was gonna say yes, it's right. I
mean I would assume she was gonna say yes, and uh.
I was like, okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
I'm glad I married you your ability to hit the
gas pedal.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
So then I'm sitting there and we're hanging out and
the boys like tag, let me play tag.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So you're at school and nobody else is there.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well, there are some kids that they hang out after
school with some parents out front, you know, some kids
run around as parents talk. And my two boys they
want to play tag. So baby Box two, baby Box three,
they want to play tag.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Well, are some of those kids that are there unhoused? Uh?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
No, they all have houses. It's just uh after school,
the parents want them to get some energy out. So
the parents stand around for a little bit while they
run around.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Why not use the teachers for a couple more minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Well, no, no, there's no teachers. The teachers aren't out there.
The teachers stay in the school. The kids are outside
the school. Free daycare, is what I hear. I understand
what you're saying. And my baby Box two is like, Dad,
this is my buddy. And I'm like, oh nice, it
meets you. He wants to play tag with us, all right,
So we're playing tag, playing tag. All of a sudden,
these random kids that I've never met start playing tag
(08:37):
with me always and I'm like, well, this is awkward
ghost toucher. And I'm like, I don't know if I'm
allowed to tag these kids. I'm like go and no,
you know, like it's a little weird, like, oh, he's
hiding me out a bush and I'm trying to grab
him from inside the bush.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Hey, get away from my kid.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Feels a little weird, But you know what I mean.
I'm in the game of tag. I'm not gonna, you know, discriminate.
If you're playing, you're gonna get tagged. And so I'm
tagging kids, tagging kids. Then it turns into they're gonna
put me in jail. Okay, And here's the problem. I
don't know these kids, and they're grabbing me by the leg.
They're grabbing me and grab me by the shirt, and well,
(09:18):
I can see you pull up your pants. I'm like,
oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Your pants are falling. They're pulling on my legs and
I'm a decent exposure on a playground.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Excuse me.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
So we got reports. Wave had a slow news day.
I always swim by this school looking for something like that.
We got our guy.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So I'm like, oh crap, like I uh so they
put me in jail. Right, And it's at a picnic
table and I'm sitting there and there's a couple other parents.
I start talking to them and I'm like, all right, guys,
I'm gonna take a time ound. I need a rest,
you know. And I call call the wife and I'm like, hey,
did you get them off the bus? She goes, I
got him. I said, all right, see you on your way.
She goes, well, he said he needs a five minute breather.
(10:04):
I'm like, what does he need a breather from? He
was on the freaking bus.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
I'm in jail. This is my one collect call.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I'm like, I am getting the crap beat out of
me by these random kids. Like I need him to
get up here so we can bike our butts home.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
What are he in for? I got de pants? Yeah,
it's crazy. What internet fraud? Gotcha? Gotcha bitcoin? M yes?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yes? And so I'm like, all right, you know, yeah,
okay cool. So then they start like coming up and
scaring me from behind. Okay cool. And then they grab
some leaves from the trees and they sneak up and
they're shower me with leaves from the tree. Then there's
this kid. I have never seen him in my life.
(10:50):
In my life, he might be a third grader. No
idea who this kid is. He has taken his chips
or goldfish or whatever in a plastic bagging and he
has smoshed him up to fairy dust and he starts
throwing that on me. So I'm getting crumbs thrown on me.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Man, you win Dad of the Year award, but at
what cost?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
And I'm like, hey, man, let's not do the crumbs.
Let's not do the crumbs. I don't really like that's
kind of gross, Like I don't I don't want that
on me.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh they take my belt off and arrest me.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Okay, So then this kid he doesn't want to do
I said no to the crumbs. So what's he doing?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
What? What?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
What?
Speaker 1 (11:28):
What?
Speaker 2 (11:28):
What's after crumbs? We've already done leaves from the tree.
What are we going to do next?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
Peeing on you?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Well, they added like they were feeding me pee and poop,
like here here, here's some lemonade night like I drink it.
That was pee.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Hopefully it's not a rodent pee.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
And I'm like, you know, he begins to pick up
dirt and mulch and sprinkle it over my head.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
That's where I'm talking to parents.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
I don't know the kid's parents. I don't know who
this kid is. I've never and I don't know how
aggressive I can be.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
With him, well, are you physically or in jail or
can you break out?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I could probably break out, but I don't have a key.
In hypothetical hypothetical, I'm sitting at a picnic table break out.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But then they're just gonna chase me, okay, being escaped felon,
I don't care. You're getting mulch in your hair.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And I'm and dirt and I'm like, all right, man,
I let's let's no on the dirt. No on the dirt,
Like I don't want the dirt. Like everything. We're having fun,
but let's not do the dirt. Come here cool? So
I turned back around. They run away and I'm sitting there.
I'm like, I'm in jail, and the kid does it again.
He does the dirt and mulch again, and I'm just like, hey,
(12:44):
I said no dirt and mulch.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
His dad at home must let him dirt mulch him.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Like, no, let's not do that, and I'm gonna hit
you you a little. Then he does it for a
third time. That's a spanking, and now I'm ready to
just like, I'm like, you're gonna go sit timeout.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Yeah, he's going to Alcatraz and you know what, there's
a paddle monster.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Here's the problem. I don't have that authority because he's
not my kid. But luckily, from across the way, here
comes this lady marching, marching, her hair in curlers, rey
and she's like, Nick, Nick, do not put dirt in
this man's hair. And he's like, I didn't do it.
(13:27):
It was Oliver. She goes, I saw you do it.
Don't do it. He's been nice enough to let you
harass him for the last thirty minutes. What's not putting
dirt in his hair?
Speaker 1 (13:39):
He's a battered man.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Okay, okay, mom.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
This nice homeless man.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
That's what I feel like. So then the wife pulls
up with baby box one. He gets out of the car.
So obviously the teacher had missed the email, right, She
had missed the email that said, hey, he's going to
be a walker, and she put him in the bus,
so he doesn't know. So he gets in the bus line,
he gets out and we're sitting at the picnic table
and his teacher walks out of the school.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Is it understandable that maybe the email was sent late
since you were also late?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
No, No, it was probably sent about one o'clock, so
it was later in the day. I'm not arguing that so.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
The teachers need to have email on their phones.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I'm not even blaming the teacher, But what this next
part that happened. I feel kind of bad. I feel
like I did something wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Next you and Oliver.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
No, Nick was the one that was doing it, and.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Then Oliver was the other person getting blamed.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, and Nick blamed Oliver, and Nick's baum said no,
I saw you. So then the teacher comes why his
teacher comes walking out of school and he goes, hi,
missus Smith, and she goes, oh, hi, she goes, oh,
I'm glad to see he didn't get on the bus.
I'm sorry I missed the email. And I should have
(14:56):
left it at that, right. I should have just been like, oh,
it's no big deal. But in my dirty, crumb dirt
infested hair, I go, oh, actually he did ride the
bus home. The wife just brought him back. You know,
I've been waiting for him, Like, why did I need
to tell her that? Why did I let her know that, Yeah,
(15:16):
you screwed up, and I've been sitting here for thirty minutes.
Why did I just let her go about her day?
I felt really bad.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
She doesn't really care though she probably had thirty kids
to manage. She messed up one. It's not her kid.
You're right, it's not even her care. After three pm,
she was probably already on wine o'clock.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
You think she was headed happy hour?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Ready? To say that they had in their desk at
school is quite a statement, Ray, Are you prepared to
make that? No, but I'm just saying she had happy
hour on the mind. I think you're fine.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Yeah, And then the kids started dispersing. Nick left, so
my hair was dirt free. Other kids left and it
was just us and I said, boys, are we fine?
Ready to go?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Was the teacher our age?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, yeah, she was heading to drink.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Ah. Maybe there's how many.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Emails she gets. You think you're the ly parent that
emails her this bus request? Every day? She has five
to ten bus requests Sarah, this Jane, that John, Matt Jack,
this bus not buzz You know what? Put them on
the bus. Worst thing that happens. They're on a bus,
(16:32):
They're going home to their safe house. Who cares if
they don't get this little curveball dad through my way?
It's one of blame it on one of the parents
blame it on Wi Fi. I would I would say
that might be one of the more annoying things of
their job is the parent requests and schedules. I've always
talked to people doctors. They always say it's the scheduling.
(16:54):
It's people that change stuff. Change an appointment, canceling appointment,
change a bus time, cancel a bus time. I would say,
that's the most annoying thing about the job. So what
you did was the reason she hates teaching.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Correct right there, correct, especially at one o'clock in the afternoon,
and she probably checks her email in the morning. That's it.
Move on. We screwed up, but I felt bad. But
it's tough being a dad.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You gotta let kids put dirt and chips and whatever
else in your hair, and it's really amazing. So luckily
one day you maybe I'll experience that, maybe not, I
don't know. We'll take a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
So did did you all ride bikes home? Then?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yeah, we ended up riding bikes home.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
How did you get the one bike to school?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
I had taken their bikes in the vehicle and dropped
them off at school, and then I ride up there
when school gets out.
Speaker 1 (17:47):
Geez, you take all the bikes up there, put them down,
go get another kid.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It's really not that hard.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
But you're bringing all the bikes in. You don't even
have a bike vehicle. You don't even have a truck.
Get a van.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
But you just stick them in the back and you
just I mean, it's two bikes you got to put
in the car. It's really not hard.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I just didn't think that fit.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I just they're not bit Listen, kids, bikes are a
lot smaller than you realize. Okay, I mean you you
literally just stick them in there, one in the trunk.
One you just scoot the seats up and you slide
it in. It's not hard.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I mean, I can tell you the times I bike
to school. On one hand, I believe because it was
such a nuisance because my mom and dad probably had
to do the same thing with our bikes.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Uh yeah, we I mean.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
You live closer to your school, though. It's memorable. These
are the times they'll remember, yes, yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
They wanted to climb the tree for like ten minutes
and I'm my guys, can we go now? There's no
other kids. We were the last ones here. It's an
hour after school has gotten out. I've got dirt, I've
got chips, I've got everything in my hair.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
You're too nice.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
I've got dirt inside my shirt. I got furt in
the dirt. The furt from the dirt in your hair
is itching my back. I'm like, I need to get
out of here and get out of there. We did,
but we should probably start the show.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
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Speaker 2 (19:40):
We're gonna do it live. Woo oh it was too
too so loser, What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I
known the most about sports, suck eve it, the sports facts,
my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a.
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Sports genius, y'all. It's sison. I'm from the North. I'm
an alpha male more on that in a second. I
live with Bazer. We got two point three three three
three acres. We got two kids at Vanderbilt. They are eggs.
They're not yet embryos. They have not been fertilized yet.
We also got fur in the dirt. The yard looks amazing.
Our landscaper guide not really ours, but phenomenal man. He
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told us the dandelions were gonna go away, and that
they did. He told us the flying ants were gonna
go away, and that they did. There are still a
couple lingering ants, though. I may have to go underneath
the house and deal with that or call the bug people.
I said, more on that in a second.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
So over to me, but back to you.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Over to you, but not so fast. They're building these
sixteen lanes up to my house. Dude.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
There is traffic, like I mean, the road construction going
north of here is maybe the most annoying thing ever.
I don't go north here anymore. It's gotten better, though,
has it.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah? I deal with it every day. So there was
a time when it was standstill. Now now they I mean,
eventually it's gonna be eight lanes each direct. So if
a lane gets opened Wednesday, should improve in the morning, Bro,
they're closing the on ramps. I drove through every small
town in America today. What yeah, so you'll just you'll
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drive up to an on ramp and they'll just be
orange cones. Awesome. So then I drive to the next
city or little community. There's all these towns right next
to the little towns. Then there's an on ramp orange cones. Okay, cool,
next on ramp. Now we're about five miles down the
road in another little small farming town on ramp orange cones.
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And it's not like I can break through them. I
physically could, but it could be wet asphalt, it could
be quicksand.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
They could be painting the road, and then you would
have paint all over your car.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
My car is seen worse days. But I went I'd
say five or six on ramps down the road until
I could finally get on it. But once I did,
Semis must have given up. I was the only car
on the road this morning. There were no semis. They do.
A Semis pulled off next to the orange cones, like,
screw it, I'm gonna take a sleep, Like I'm not
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messing with any more of these orange cones. So they
had driven and though it's not worth it to keep
driving through these communities going ten fifteen miles an hour.
I'm gonna sleep until they open this on ramp. But
I'll get my nap right now.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah, because they're only allowed to drive a certain amount
of hours consecutively, and if you're wasting it. Because the
thing about here, here's the thing about Tennessee, guys. I
don't know if you know this, but we don't have
frontage roads in Texas. You have roads that run right
next to the highway. So it's easy if the highway's closed,
you just go on the frontage road and you're right
next to the highway. Here, you have to go in
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to the like off the road a mile or two
into the city and take these side roads and then
cut back over to the highway. Oh it's closed. Still
all right, we're gonna go that way. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Frontage roads in Texas. That was the first time I'd
ever seen those. They're not in Michigan. Yeah, well, Michigan's don't.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Wait wait, Michigan doesn't have frontge roads either.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Michigan doesn't have roads. Illinois doesn't have frontage roads. Texas
was the first one I was like, what are these
roads that run underneath the interstate?
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Dude, It's the only state I've ever lived in. So
when we moved here, I was like, all they have
is loop Delouse. They have no frontage roads, so annoying.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
And they're called I remember our address when I went
to San Marcos, it was IH or something means it
was a frontage road. You live on the interstate, but
it's a frontage road. See, your address isn't interstate drive,
it's IH frontage road. Huh. Almost every one of my
apartments was right on the interstate, but it was a
frontage road, so you could actually go in and out
of it. It's not like you're immediately getting on an
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on ramp.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Interesting.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
And then in Michigan it's known for huge bike lanes. Really, oh,
the bike lanes are as big as the actual roads.
So when my parents come on my road in Tennessee,
my Dad's.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Like, oh, my gosh, how do you drive on this road?
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Kid? These cars are coming at you. I'm like, Dad,
there's no bike lanes really on these country roads. Sure,
once you get to Nashville, they paint the green. You
get kind of a little bit if you have one
of the pedal things, if you have the scooters, if
you have the electric bikes.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
They have been putting in a lot more bike lanes
around where we work, and like in this area. I
mean it's beautiful. They have bike lanes all down the
way and they got the I mean, I'm not sure
what those things are gonna do, but they have those white, little, tall,
little poles.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
I don't know if they're gonna stop a car, but
maybe it alerts a car that, hey, you're about to
hit a biker. It makes you feel a little bit
safer when you're cycling.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah. So the shoulders and wait, if you ever go
to Michigan, the shoulders are gonna blow you away. You're
gonna think it's almost the road. They're that big. It's
a biker state. If you bike with your kids, move
to Michigan. Shoulders are bigger in the road.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I didn't realize Michigan was so into biking. I thought
with all the snow there would not be much biking.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I don't know if it's really four biking, but it's massive.
Shoulders massive all the time in Michigan. If it's a dick,
he'll drop. They'll drive the shoulder and pass you.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I've seen people do that.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Which is like so illegal, but they're that big.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
I've seen people do that. And you know what else.
I used to think and as I mean, whenever they
would say man like, you'd be listening to the radio
and they'd be like, oh, there's a disabled vehicle on
the shoulder at mopak and whatever, mopack and stack. I
would think in my head, I cannot believe so many
handicap people's cars break down because they say disabled vehicle
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and I thought that was a disabled person's vehicle.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Same exact vein the new license plates that shows a
handicap personal if it is a handicap driver. Yeah, they
show the wheelchair going fast. So I thought it was
like an Olympian handicapped person until I saw about fifty
of them and I was like, oh, the new license
plates have the handicapped person looking like they're going really fast.
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That doesn't mean they're in the Olympics. They're not Nagano,
they're not in Tokyo, they're not in Atlanta. They're just handicap.
But they want them to look like they're faster in
their wheelchairs.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Also, the handicapped signal is a little weird because then
you assume that every handicap person is supposed to be
in a wheelchair.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
True, there's other versions of it.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
There's some other versions of handicaps. So when I see
someone get out of the handicap or they park in
the handicap and they have the little placard and they
get out and they're not in a wheelchair, I'm like, em,
do they really deserve to be in the handicap? I
don't know how to tell, and I'm not gonna be
one to say, hey, excuse me, uh, you're in the
because I don't know. But when I see the symbol,
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I assume someone in a wheelchair is getting out of
that vehicle.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
And I know restaurants and stuff, they'll shift sometimes where
the spots are for the handicap. But if it's a
faded sign and it's kind of hard to see and
it almost looks like somebody tried to scrape off the
handicap sign, can you park in it? Or I get
the updated, beautiful blue handicap with the lines. If it's
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just not painted for a couple of years and it's
the weather has faded it, yeah, is it ill handicapped?
Or is it like the business like, Ah, we didn't
really think that really benefited people that much. So we're
just gonna not do that handicap anymore. Just let it
fade with the weather.
Speaker 2 (27:09):
That's like, can you get in trouble if it's faded out.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I've dealt with it because I'm telling you over by me,
with the potholes and the asphalt, I feel like they
repave every couple of years, and so it'll just be
it'll be hard to see. Well, I mean, I guess
if there's just the sign on the ground, does there
also need to be the stick because you can cover
up the sign on the ground with your car. Yeah,
So those those are things I wonder as well. How
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did we get on this when then my parents at
Omega Church, my parents got the handicap placard because my
dad got hip. Yeah for three years. He's good and
his hips are fine. We got to park right up front.
It saves you about a ten minute walk. I mean,
you're parking inside the church with the pastor. It's that
close to the building.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
No, that's how lazy we are as Americans that we're
worried about parking close. Yeah, that's the one My pet
peeve is when you circle a parking lot for ten
minutes looking for a spot, when you could just park
in the back and you'd already be inside.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Won't do it. I'm with you, Beazer says, do another loop,
see if there's something closer. Well, you realize me trying
to go in and out of traffic and go and
then be into the pedestrians again. Yes, by the time
that happens, you're already gonna walk that far. But it's
only five car links. It's not that big of a difference.
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If I just kind of park at Walmart where there's
not a car on my right, or if I go
move up five car links that takes us one second
to walk that.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
It's not far at all. Because my wife gets so
annoyed that I pull in and first parking spot I
see park it and she's like, I bet you there's
more up there. Who gives a damn. We are here,
we parked, and you're out of the car, and we'll
be in there in just the same amount of time.
It does not make that big a difference. Yes, if
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it's a monsoon rainstorm, I get it. You want to
be as close as possible. If it's hot outside, one
extra drip of sweat going down in your face. Who
gives a crap?
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Were you saying at a grocery store sometimes you do that. Yeah,
so that was a version of grocery store stories.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
I have not been to the grocery store in a
hot minute.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I go every damn day. It's my favorite place.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Now that you mentioned it, I have not been in
a hot minute. I did go.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Because I do the red light every day. They do
it at the tanning salan. The red light, they say
it heal's your body. It makes is at the grocery store,
at the tanning salon.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
But I thought you said to the grocery store.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
They are all connected together.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
So it's it's in the shop strip.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
Mall got it? So I go do the red light.
No line in the country. I go to the grocery
every day. I'll go in there and get one thing.
I've never filled a cart. I mean it's one or
two things every time I go to the grocery store.
I love the grocery store. That's why I should have
more grocery store stories. Last one I had was when
the kids chased me down at my sunglasses on. They
recognized me. They were going to point to mom and dad.
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Hey says in Bobby Bone Show or neighbor. I believe
they were related to his cousin, third or fourth cousins.
And by the time they were going to get Mom
and dad, I quick went into the express checkout and
was out the door and gone.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Oh, may ye see like I. The last one was
at the grocery stores. I had to go because we
had a fundraiser for the elementary school and it was
disco theme. So we ordered outfits off of Amazon and
I ordered one outfit. My wife ordered twelve outfits because
she wasn't sure which one she was gonna like, And
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of course she wore one of them. And I kept saying, hey,
don't you need to return the other eleven? Don't you
need to return the other eleven? Don't you need to
turn return the other eleven? And finally she was like oh.
She starts sending me QR codes and she's like, don't worry,
you don't have to do anything with those. I'm gonna
return them today. I just needed them on my phone.
I'm like, all right, cool smash cut. Six hours later,
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at five forty five at night, she's like, oh, I
have a PTA meeting at the school, and I have
to return these today. Do you think you could run
and do it?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Really, they're easy to return.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh, they're easy to return. But earlier it was, hey,
I'm sending you these because you don't have anything to
do with them. I'm just needing them on my phone.
But she ran out of time that day, and it's
five forty five. We waited till the last day and
we only have four hours left before the store closes.
Then returns closes, then we won't get our money back.
So then I have to pick up all the kids
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in the vehicle and drive them through five forty five
pm traffic, come to the grocery store to do the
return and they got to zapp It, which they loved.
But then we're at the grocery store. They're like, Dad,
since we're at the grocery store, can we all get
one thing? So then we gotta walk around the grocery
store and pick out one thing. Each one picked blueberry muffins,
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one pick chocolate chip muffins.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
One beer for dad.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
The other one picked a thing of chocolate milk. And
then we had to go to the checkout and oh
that so then I'm get home and it's already seven o'clock. Well,
let me ask this.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Did they give you the little plastic thing that's already
labeled and stuff that all you have to do and
it's just tape it basically.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Uh you What you do is you go to the
little kiosk downstairs in the grocery store and you scan
your item at prints something. Then you stick it in
a plastic bag and you stick the label on it.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
It's pretty easy, though.
Speaker 2 (32:30):
It is pretty easy. But what I'm saying is I
had been telling my wife for a month, Hey, don't
we need to return that. Don't we need to return that?
Don't we need to return that? And she waited to
the very last day when you it's like thirty days
to return it. And she told me, don't worry, I've
got it. I'm just sending to you the QR codes.
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It would have been I'd have rather done it earlier
in the day, so I wasn't fighting five forty five
track of it. At five forty five when she's going
to a meeting at six, she drops the Ah, man,
it looks like I'm not gonna have time. I think
you're gonna have to return those really really, I.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Used to have a good one by me. It was
I believe it was just a box store and you
just go there and the lady go are those Amazon yep?
And you just literally throw it at her and she
handles it all. She was scanning stuff in, taping it,
doing whatever. There's a lot of stuff in this world
that I pay for, and this is free. I can
just throw all these packages at this lady and she
handles it. Cool. Well, we moved from the West Side,
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and so Bezer has sent me on a couple of
those cat and mouth. She goes, Oh, I need you
to send this. It's gotta be FedEx. The other one
was oddly, I believe USPS. I don't know the difference
between any of them.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
I always put There's been a couple of times I
have a FedEx and I pull up to UPS and
I go in and like this in Fedx, I'm like, God.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
See, it's never bit me. I guess they both take Amazon,
because it hasn't bit me before. I don't have to
know the difference between them. It's never hurt me. So
but now I found one. I go through five dollars
Generals and the lady goes, no, we don't do that here,
and I go online it says you do, try the
one down the road. I went through six or seven
six seven dollar generals. Everyone looked at me like I
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was crazy. I finally get on Google. All right, screw it,
I'll try this Walgreens. I found a Walgreens that randomly
takes all these Amazons. Dude, the ladies in the photo
section nobody gets their photos done, so she has nothing
ever to do. I go in there all the time
because Bezer will order clothes online they don't fit, cool,
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send them back. It's free, and Bazer thinks I'm doing
her a huge favor. I'm like, it's so easy. So
the lady sees me coming, she's in the photo department,
I'm just like, Amazon, Yeah, just throw them at her.
She handles it all. I don't know what she does
with them, but she always takes care of it. I'm like,
here's five packages, no idea where they're going to.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Thanks, And then the next time you go in, she's
wearing that blouse. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:52):
Now, she's just phenomenal. And there's nobody in the country
ever going to her business. So it's like there's a Walgreens,
a photo department that takes my Amazon and packagesm for me.
Since why should Why is that easy? And everything else
difficult in life?
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Very weird. We'll take a break. When we come back,
we're gonna read some emails right back that I got
an email for you, Okay, it says for the love
of God Ray. The Texas State Golf Course closed in
twenty fifteen, and it has been turned into innermural fields.
Now I see them having Ultimate Frisbee tournaments on them
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every once in a while. Then slowly I drive by
Bikini Hill to make sure the grass is still green. Anyways,
that's all I wanted to say, Go Spurs, go cat Dick.
So you keep telling everybody to go play the Texas
State Golf Course, it is no longer there. It has
failed to exist.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, and that also goes for Nashville. If you're gonna
give restaurant or bar recommendations, take a walk down Broadway.
I just found out the Rutledge where me and Beazer
used to live at that apartment complex. Now it's a
four seasons. The restaurant downstairs closed. Really yeah, I it's
in the four seasons and they said just closed. So
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now it's just like a lounge or a lobby. So
I'm telling you before you're giving recommendations people, whether it's
in San Marc's, Texas or in Nashville, go every other
day because these places, if they don't see it turn
a profit, they can't stay above water if it's a
bad quarter.
Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, don't ask me, Like when you're going to Austin,
don't hit me up for food recommendations, because here's the problem.
I haven't lived there in thirteen years. There are so
many restaurants that have come. There are so many restaurants
that have gone. I don't know wh what is what?
There is so many good restaurants now that I have
no idea.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
There was one me, Billy and Mike Miller would go
to on Sunday Sunday Funday. Back then I didn't have
a job.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
One in a million.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
No, that was a good one. And they had a
It was a buy a frozen bellini. I mean it
was called Veranda or something. I don't damn know, but
it was a frozen bellini.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
And so not only did that place not even open anymore,
it was like closed as hell. Well, I took Baser
out in Austin one time, and I asked three different
brush spots if they had a frozen billini and they'd
never heard of it. So not only did the restaurant
go out of business, apparently the drink went out too.
And to this day, bezers still, hey, are we gonna
get that frozen bllini in Austin. I've followed all these
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TikTokers changed what's popular every other week.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
It's like I had the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas. This
is a chandelier bar. Oh spot, dude, they had this
spicy margarita that was phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
It tastes phenomenal right now, talking about nomenal.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
And I go to the bar, go, hey, man, can
I get that spicy margarita? I don't know what you're
talking about, man. Maybe it's on the other floor. All right,
Let's go up to the second floor.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
There's like four seven floors there.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
And I'm like, hey, yeah, what can I get for it?
There's a spicy margarita? I want that. How we don't
do that at this bar? Maybe it's the one above us?
All right, go to the third floor chandelier bar. Hey man, yeah,
I'm looking to get the spicy margarita. That must be
one of the bars downstairs. Okay, so none of them
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serve it. It was on the menu. I swear to you,
I'm not an idiot. I ordered it at the freaking bar.
It was absolutely delicious. And I know you want me
to drink your flower drink where it makes my mouth
numb and it changes flavors and you're like, oh my god,
eat the flour. I've done that plenty of times. But
I loved the spicy margarita. Also, don't tell me you
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never had a spicy margarita at that bar, because I
know it. I ordered it, and I drank it, and
I drink another one, and then I drink another one.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
And they make me feel crazy sitting there waiting for
the flower drink. It's very popular in the chandelier bar.
Every time I get cleaned out while we're waiting for
those drinks. Hey, I'm gonna go get us the two
flower drinks you wanteding. No, just hit the floor real quick,
I'll meet you back.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
Come back.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
She's got two flower drinks empty pockets.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
I will be honest. I never really had much luck
gambling at the cost Pulitan.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
That's where baser turned it around. That's where she won
one point two I know, on the buff Buffalo. Right
as we were leaving, she goes to a guy that
was cleaning the trash can and she goes, hey, I
have twenty dollars left. What's your favorite machine? Well, Missy,
back when I used to gamble, before I became sober,
I would play the Buffalo machine. Bob b dude. She
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pulled out one point two thousand out of that machine
before we left there.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Here's another email Coachers, Go Spurs Go Cody from Texas Here.
First off, I want to say thank you for the
increase in San Antonio Spurs talk. I appreciate it more
than you know, Lunch. Who is your favorite Spur of
all time? Mine is Tim Duncan, the big fundamental dude.
It's easy listen. Tim Duncan's amazing, David Robinson's amazing. The
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answer is genoble mo nude gino blee dude. He was
so entertaining. You had no idea what the dude was
gonna do. He was so creative. He was electric to watch.
He was throwing crazy passes. Papovich was ready to ring
his neck. Ninety percent of the time he was phenomenal
(40:16):
and bet the Spurs.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
I told Billy this morning, you can still catch him
three times your money.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
I'm also here to say the Ray Jinks is for real.
The Spurs and the provide evidence that Ray Jinks is
the real thing timeline for you. On Friday's podcast, Ray says, man,
the Spurs are legit, and I was picked to win
the championship Sunday comes. Wimby throws an elbow ejected thanks Ray,
go Spurs go.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
And I was also being funny. I said on two
K they're a dominant team and I'm the Spurs every time,
vassel Castle, Champagna, Harper and Wemby Ami. I had picked
the Spurs over Boomers, Nuggets every day of the week.
That's the best team on two K, so it should
translate to real life.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Yeah, and I mean they did win last night. They
blowed They blowed the doors off. It was a game
of runs, freaking amazing. When they win, we'd love to
talk about it. I had the kids watching, they were
watching the first half with me, and every time they
would score, I'd make baby Box three give me a
high five, He goes, Dad, Are we going to do
that every time it goes in the basket and I
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was like yeah, and he goes okay, and then at
one point he didn't want to do it. I was like,
what are you doing. He goes and then gave me
a high five, and we were they were going, come on, Spurs,
Come on Spurs. It was awesome, felt great. Getting them
into the Spurs is what I need. I need them
to love the Spurs. And they were like, Dad, ah,
who's your favorite basketball team? And I was like the Spurs.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
What about Kansas.
Speaker 2 (41:46):
Ding ding ding? You read the four year olds of mine?
Baby box three goes, dad, what about the Jayhawks? I said,
their college, son, this is pros two different. Love them
the same.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
So kids think it's all the same court. They think
SC's about to come out and start kicking them all around.
Speaker 2 (42:00):
They do. They think it's all like they think all
basketball is the same league, All football is the same league,
All baseball is the same league. Everything. It's great. Man,
All right, this was a terrible podcast. We'll take a break.
We'll right back.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
Are you gonna remember to put commercials in those tail
end ones?
Speaker 2 (42:18):
Yeah? I will? Why would I not?
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Is it not the one I listened? There was two
of them that didn't, So I just feel like we're
missing out on commercials.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Uh sorry. My wife is texting me and.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Bezer's like, I heard one of your commercials airing for
that AI website build, and I'm like, I guess they
ran out of people to go to. So yes, they
had me read one really yeah. Yeah. It was one
of my first reads in like two years. Man. I
was like, holy crap, it usually goes bones Amy, you
(42:50):
Morgan ed, He's got his side ones in other cities, Morgan,
Then you got rock Guy, then you got Morning Pop station,
then me. But yeah, they jumped to me and got
me to do that when I was excited.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Hey, I saw a Beza yesterday and I was like, dude,
we got to get you back on the pod. We
haven't heard about your trip to Tampa. We haven't heard
about your trip to San Diego. And he said, oh, Babes,
I'm about to go out of town again. I was
like what. I was like, where are you going? He goes,
I'm going. I forgot where he's going, and he's going
to Chicago.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Hey, Babes. Whenever I booked my travel to Abiza, I
always search engine zeusk y'all need to try it. To babes,
it's the best search engine there is. Zeusk for a
beiza abiza signing off. See you, babes.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
So he's like, you'll just have to look at my schedule.
I'm like, okay, all right, we don't know your schedule.
We're trying to get you back. People want to hear
from you. And yeah, that's it. And hey, big game tonight,
soccer game tonight, and it's at six fifteen, and so
that means the baby Box boys will be in attendance
to see their dad on the pitch. You're back, I mean,
(43:58):
I'm playing, and baby Box one goes, dad, Dad, can
we invite our friends to come watch you play?
Speaker 1 (44:07):
That's when you got to tell them there's a little
thing with family fun and entertaining and outside world fun
and entertaining. Sometimes what we do inside this house is
gonna be viewed is a little bit not as fun
in the outside world.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
I said, all, Bud, you know, i'd let you bring
your friends. But it's a school night, man. I mean
the game will be over sevent fifteen by the time
we get home, it'll be eight. I don't think your
friend's parents want them going out till eight o'clock to
watch some old man play soccer. He goes, but, dada, dada,
maybe you'll score a goal and they'll see you score.
And I'm like, yeah, I mean I'll score about two
goals a season, so the odds of me scoring tonight
(44:40):
are slim to none, Bud.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
Can you imagine them telling one of their friends' parents, Yeah,
we're gonna go see Lunchbox Babybox's dad play. What I'm
forty five, I haven't played soccer in twenty years? What
do you mean, honey?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Give me a heine?
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Kid?
Speaker 2 (44:54):
Did you say what? No, that's not real. You're going
to the NSC game? No? No, dad, honey?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Are we doing pizza tonight? You want to go get burgers?
Or what about that in and out? I'll go wait
in line for an hour for a double burger. Why
he's gonna go play sixty minutes of soccer. That's crazy, man,
I mean those parents haven't played in twenty years and
you're still throwing it back.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
I know it feels good, all right, I don't know
this pod. It was all right.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
The worst ones end up being fine.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
It was fine.
Speaker 1 (45:24):
It was fine, unless you want to do a thirty
minute prep session.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
No, I don't beforehand.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
I'm telling you they're not going to be amazing pods
unless you want to come up, unless you want to
take a trip a weekend. This is all they're getting.
There's not gonna be some huge aha moment. It's gonna
be us talking about a parking lot, us talking about
truck drivers blocking the on ramps, us talking about feeder
roads in Texas. Unless you want producers, unless you want
to create some sort of bit tree where we can
(45:51):
branch off and talk about different stuff, this is the podcast.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
I did see Russini kissing her husband on Mother's Day?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
How have we waited now three months for that picture?
So they've just been all holed up.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
I'm like, what is going on? Like that dude has
no balls none.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Well, now we're learning she traveled a lot with her job.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
So maybe he was okay with it, Maybe he knew
that she was out he was She was like, hey,
I may have to bang some coaches to get some information.
He's like, all that's cool. I may have to bang
some chicks to get burgers. Like I mean, because I
work at Shakeshack, you know, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
Some of those some of those X accounts are just phenomenals.
They're like, what's wrong? I mean, listen, she knew she
was gonna have to to get a good report. I mean,
what's wrong with just trying to find the inside news
like some of the ex accounts. But they're acting like
it's totally normal.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
I mean, yeah, hey, man, I thought her husband worked
at a Shakeshack they have burgers, but she was on
Rabel's hot Dog. That's weird, man.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
Those dates go all the way back to twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Man, wild Man Wild.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
I haven't seen any new videos come out.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
I think it's kind of died down, man.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
And I don't know if it was fake or AI.
There was a PlayStation two image of Rabel with a
player hilarious and the reporter looks like Rassini hilarious.
Speaker 2 (47:13):
It has to be. I don't play video games, so
do they really? Are there really the people that interview
you in the game?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Yeah, I mean it looks yeah. I mean I would
say PlayStation three ish. I mean, now, Ali LaForce. Every
damn time me and Boomer are playing Ali LaForce is
reporting and really, oh and guess what the dancers they're
all guys.
Speaker 2 (47:31):
What.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Yeah, every time me and Boomer play, the halftime dancers
are a whole squad of eight guys. I'm like, hey, Boomer,
that's why you wanted a home game. You wanted your
guy dancers. That's cool. There's not one chick. It's eight
dudes for the Denver Nuggets dancing shaking it.
Speaker 2 (47:46):
Oh, they do the that's what they do. That's their
funny thing.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
No, but Spurs have girl dancers. I'm like, well, next game,
I'm gonna be home so that we can have a
couple of girl dancers on the court. I was like, dude,
now I get why you want home games. You wanted
your best squad there dancing all these dudes in wind
pants and tank tops every time.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
Like, hey, Boom or your dancers are on. I just
saw Caraway, he said. He just hit me up. He's like, hey, dude,
you want to play NBA two K. I'm gonna be
the Nuggets. I'll play at home tonight.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Anytime one of your friends wants to be the Nuggets
at home? You know. But yeah, Ali La Force, get
off the screen, stop interviewing the coaches, Ali La Force,
it's two K. It's PlayStation five. Just Ali La Force,
get off the court, Rossini, get off the field. We
just need to play the games. No more on on
during the game interviews.
Speaker 2 (48:37):
Yeah, ghos, Spurs goes. We'll see you Friday night in Minnesota.
All right, I have a great Wednesday. Guys. We're out.
Speaker 1 (48:44):
Well. I said, they're gonna win it again. What's next?
Double ejection suspension?
Speaker 2 (48:49):
We looked great. I mean we played really well. I
mean there were some passes women's doing. He had like
he's gonna shoot with his left hand and over to
Vassal slammed up. I mean there was one he's dribbling
the fast break. Actually he's going up, hits Champagne in
the corner and he drains it. I mean, what a night. Man.
Caldon Johnson finally showed up. I love my Spurs.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Saw Duncan and saw Tim, Tim Duncan or ten.
Speaker 2 (49:18):
Yeah, you saw Duncan and Tim Duncan. That's David Robinson,
Manu Genobli see him. Sewan Elliott was there. It was great. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:26):
After the wimby aliyop, they showed Tim Duncan and but
they're not You're right, they're not sitting next to each other, right, Yeah,
I wish they were like all high five in and act.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:35):
Yeah, they got him spread out a little.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Bit, and they look so chill, like I wonder if
they're intense like I am as a fan.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Well, I think they're still caught off guard. How did
this team get this good this quick? Because I know
the odds at the beginning of the season were not Spurs.
It was Nuggets, and Boston was up there a little bit,
and at Thunder were an overwhelming favorite. The no way
the Spurs were anywhere like they are right now. I
mean they're literally run are up to win the whole
thing in odds wise.
Speaker 2 (50:03):
Can we beat the Thunder? We gotta keep you up.
I'm not gonna say they got that kid out. We
gotta beat the Timberwolves. Let's not talking about anything else
but the Timberwlves. We got to concentrate on them and
them only. That's it.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
They got that, Williams.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
We're not talking about the Thunder. We're talking about the
Spurs beating the Wolves on Friday. That's it. Goodbye, I'm
going home. Have a great day, beautiful day for soccer.
Man can't wait to kick the ball around. I think
that's ball. That's terrible,
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