August 7, 2026 • 45 mins
Ray found out someone from his past is now listening to the podcast and now he's nervous to talk about certain things with them listening. Lunchbox is confused on why the dentist, the doctors, and other offices make you fill out the same information multiple times after they have all of our information already. Plus Ray had to run to BAE when some 13 year old kids were walking through his yard and BAE took care of business. Also Lunchbox and Ray saw a smoke show on Broadway and we fill our listeners in on where she ended up in life.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We are exactly to the minute, one hundred and sixty
two days, twelve hours, thirty six minutes, and twelve seconds
away from the twenty twenty seven Sore Losers Convention, presented
by our good friends in Nashville, Freeland Chevroleay, and boy
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did they make this convention possible. Also, Nashville is home
of the two thousand and thirty Super Bowl, brought to
you by the NFL. Yeah, forgot that part.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's okay, I just made that part up.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Guys, let's get it started. This is a spinoff podcast
of The Bobby Bone Show, and we are wildly popular.
They came out with the Top thirty podcast. As aforementioned,
we were just out of the top thirty. You saw
Forbes mentioned it. We had the Wall Street Journal. We
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were very close to me in that top thirty.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's why we need you to tell at least one
friend a day at work, one person at the grocery store,
wherever you go. You go to eat at Wendy's, tell
the cashier. Hey, you should listen to the Sore Losers podcast.
Just tell somebody. I'm glad you said that.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I can't believe I haven't told the story of a
new person very close to me at some point in
my life that listens religiously now really yes, And it
has all the feels of awkwardness and hilarious and filters
you put stuff through before you let certain people hear stuff.
It has it all. Oh, I would love to hear it,
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and I can probably tell it in of probably ten seconds.
I mean, I'd love to hear it, But we can
do that in a minute after we start the show.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Can I tell you that before we start the show?
You know, yesterday or the day before, we saw that
smoke show. Sauntering over the bridge, dude, I mean, we're
looking out the windows downtown Nashville, and here comes this girl.
And I'm I mean girl, I'm talking. She's probably twenty
five years old. She's got a black tank top on
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black pants, and she's got a mountain range that you
want to explore, the nice brown tan skin. I mean,
just sauntering over the bridge. Pray, a rocket, I would say,
a rocket. You can call her a smoke show, you
call her whatever you want. But the homeless dudes were
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sitting up taking notice. Cars were rubber neck and looking
at this chick. And we're looking out the windows and
I said, you know where she's going. She's going to
Whole Foods. She's going the Whole Foods. Guys here, and
she got to the corner. She looked both ways, left,
then right back left. She crossed the intersection.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
How did she cross? Jogging?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
So the mountains were bouncing And I'm not trying listening
guys like this is not in a creepy way. We
just happened to be looking out the window talking about
the weather and a ray of sunshine happened to be
in our view. I am sorry, that is what happened.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It was a diamond in the rough for all the
unhoused people we have to see where a guy flinging
his feces at the wall, or we've seen the construction workers,
and then you've also got the guys honking, you know,
trying to head to their jobs. At least we had
a smiling face to look at for once.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's all we cared about. It didn't matter that she
was probably a ten out of ten, and she did
stay on one side of the street. The unhoused unhomed,
they are usually on the other side of the street
by the gas station and by the McDonald's, so she
was on the safe side of the street.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
But what is your point in talking about the mountains? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I mean they were jumped, the mountains were moving. I
was like, oh my gosh, it's an avalanche when she
was running across the street. And then she disappeared, and
we were like, Wow, that's the last time we're gonna
see her. That's it. Don't know what she's going to buy,
don't know why she's going to Whole Foods right now
at noon on a Wednesday. And that was the end
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of the story.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And then I come out of the building.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You stalked her.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, I'm leaving, start to cry music, I am leaving.
And who do I run into on the corner heading
back towards downtown.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You hit her there she is scaring the hood of
my car.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Standing at the crosswalk waiting for her turn to cross.
She's got her shades on, she's got the smile on.
She's hugging that grocery bag.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well was in it one thing? She's on ozembic.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Nope, all she bought was a bunch of flowers for herself.
I don't know if she was decorating a conference room.
I don't know if she was just trying to have
some flower in her downtown Skyrise high rise whatever you
call it, but that is what she had was a
paper bag from Whole Foods and a bunch of flowers
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sticking out the top.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And she could have been three hundred pounds for all
we know, because she was a football field away. But
that football field away, you could tell she was wearing
whatever the girls are wearing. Yeah, I'm gonna sound like
an unk, but I mean it's like skin tight paper mache.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah. She was definitely flaunting her figure. She was showing
it off, saying, look, I work hard for this and
I'm gonna, you know, be comfortable.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
My ath leisure is what they call it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yes, man, I am glad they did not have that
when I was in college. I would have never been
able to pay attention to the teacher.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Or when you have daughters, I mean, how some of
y'all let your kids go outside like this? And he
used to I remember the first time I saw a
girl in those shorts that are like a single at
and wrestling, but they're girls shorts, their biker shorts. Yeah,
I thought, wow, that's revealing, Like probably wouldn't wear that
every chick in America wears those shorts now and the
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skirts that tennis players wear.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The tennis skirts are the most popular thing on the
planet right now.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
When did it just take over the world. I don't know,
when we got old. You know what it happens. Imagine
if it took over with men too.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm good now think I'll pazzle that. But you know
that only happens because we're married, right, the nice tennis skirts,
it's like, oh, you know what I mean, Like, all right,
you're married now, so we're gonna make this really tight
stuff that you can't enjoy.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
You get your wife to wear it.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh, good point. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I was like, Beazer, did you just take up tennis?
And she goes, no, it's in style. I was like,
I love it. So you just don't even play tennis
and you can wear the stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah. That's the difference between you and I is I
have three kids, and so the wife's not worried about
what's in style. She's worried about just getting dressed.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Well, that's when you go pick it out for her.
You send her a little article in the email. There
just a nudge. Maybe I got to do some shopping
out of the pod. We better start the show man,
and I gotta talk about this person.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's gonna be even more awkward. Now. Oh all right, y'all,
we're gonna do it live from Nashville. We oh the
one too, so loser.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
What's up, everybody. I am Lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Y'all. It is Susan may actually listen back to this one.
Been funny so far. I'm from the North Alpha Male
also lived out West. I've never included this in my intro,
but my first place living in Nashville was actually with
Lunchbox on the East Side. Then I moved downtown in
Lower Broadway. Then I moved to the West Side. Now
I move north to the country. So I've been all
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over Nashville. But anyways, it's two point three acres in
the country. I got two kids at Vanderbilt defrosting. Justin
should be checking on him. He's on a dinghy on
Gun Lake, probably gonna gamble, probably gonna do a ten
team player parlay where he picks ten guys to get
over zero point five bases, and he always goes like
seven to two and never wins.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Hey, I almost did it, Yeah, but you didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
The casino took another forty of your dollars. Or the
time he sent me the two hundred dollars ticket. This
is about a week ago. I missed it by one hitter,
and I really then looked into it, and I go, dude,
the team you picked was was it the Mariners? And
they got shut out? It wasn't recent, it was like
a week ago, and I go, dude, you got lucky.
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Any of those guys got to hit. The team scored
zero runs. So sure you won four of the five,
but wow, you almost went zero for five on a
two hundred dollars parlay. But the thing with parlays, you
don't win them all. You don't win any of them all.
They all small. Yeah, win them all. When I'm small.
You can miss one, you can two, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It's the same result. It's an l and.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I'm taking one or two dollars and I go to
Vegas in a month and I'm doing the all tall,
all small. You need to do it, man, we'll be
a fun one though, right, oh to it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's the best bet in the world.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Will you explain it?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Okay? So on a craps table, you have the all small,
which is two, three, four, five, six, all tall, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Hit them all is if you get all those, you
put five dollars on each of those, and before the
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before the dice go out, before the roll stars, before
there's the pass line is set the come out roll,
and you want the shooter to roll all those numbers
before they hit the seven, and you win a lot
of freaking money. On a fifteen dollars bet, you win
like twelve hundred bucks. You know how many rolls that
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is a lot?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Ten rolls? Well in theory.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
In theory it's ten rolls. And if you do the math,
you have like I think it was fifty rolls to
break even if it's on the fiftieth role and you
hit him, if you've been betting it every time, you
break even.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
And for my bachelor party, I was there, it was
me backpack and.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You, dude, John, tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And you actually hit the all tall, all small me,
I know, Oh, what are the odds that I actually
saw you hit it?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Dude, it's the most exciting bet in the world.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And me and Backpacker jumping up and down, and he
had a full on backpack on.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
And we saw Backpack.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I know he was on the cruise. The backpack shut
up out of nowhere. It's put on solid ten pounds
of muscle. It took me a second to recognize it,
and I was like, yeah, I know who you are. Backpack.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I will say, I feel bad because I don't remember
Backpack's name.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Actually a really nice guy.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Really nice guy. I met his wife. Absolutely, she's even nicer.
I would agree with that. I would one hundred percent
agree with that. But Backpack, I forgot his name, dude,
and I forgot it again. I was like, oh my gosh,
I told him on the cruise. I'm never for gonna
get I forgot.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
And his wife goes, she explained the story. She goes, yeah,
so I'll just say for the sake of the story, Backpack.
She goes, I was talking to Backpack and he goes, yeah,
this guy from the Bobby Bone Show invited me to
his bachelor party. And she goes, oh, that's funny. And
she's like, he didn't really actually invite you, and then
he goes, yeah, yeah, so he invited me to his
bachelor party, so I'm gonna go and it's in Vegas,
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and she goes, you're actually gonna go meet up with him?
You think he's inviting you to his bachelor party. There's
no way. And then he actually showed up and came
and went and it was fun and he hung out
with us.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, and b Hans was living in Vegas at the time.
He showed up, yep. And then he's never come to
a convention.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
He did show up. B Hans was there also there,
Michael Michael, and you slept in his bed because he
had a suite at Paris. It was very weird because
I didn't have a room at MGM.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Very weird, very weird. But now are you gonna tell
me who listens to the show, and it's gonna make
this very awkward and uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah. So in high school, my favorite teacher, her name
was miss Souring. It's been twenty years, guys, it was
missus Soaring and then she that was when she got married.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Soaring, like soaring to excellence, like s O A R E.
I n G.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Sure, it's soaring. I just never called her her married name.
She got married after I think she was dating while
I was there. Okay, that makes sense, and so so yeah,
so my favorite teacher loved her. It was computer class,
and I mean it doesn't matter for the story, but
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attractive hot, yes, like favorite teacher gons down, okay, And.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I like my second grade teacher, Miss Butler, absolutely smoke show.
I used to slap her on the butt every single day.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Okay every day. And so I took the computer class
with her, and I believe that was the only class.
But she was so cool. I wasn't even a host, really,
I don't even know how it got around that I
liked hosting things. So we'd go to an assembly and
she'd be like, hey, you're a host, why don't you
come help me? But I wouldn't really do anything. I
would just go out there and one type she'd be like, hey,
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tell everybody they can like go, the assembly's over, And
so I just get on the mic and I'm like, hey, guys,
they're having titchnical difficulties. So the assembly's over and everybody's like, yeah,
you're awesome. They thought it was like me just saying that,
And I was known as the guy that led everybody
out of the assembly that legit. But I wasn't a host,
but she'd be like, hey, come help me with this.
So cool. Well found out through Maria through Aaron that
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she my favorite teacher in high school listens to the podcast,
and she said she loves it because it reminds her
of the times that we all had classes together in
high school in the good old days. Wow, but how
weird is it? Also weird teacher from twenty years ago
listens to us at times talking about smut, times talking
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about women in paper mache outfits. Yeah, a little weird.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I think she understands that you're a human and that
you have attraction to people. I think she has attraction
to people.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Also.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I think she is a human and she is attracted
to people, and she understands that everybody sees different things
with their eyes. It's not like you're a twelve year
old kid and she's listening to it. You're a grown adult.
You're forty years old. So she's probably what fifty five
mm hmm, and there you go.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
But even though we've changed, whatever it is we're talking
about takes her back to those days in high school
and it's all nostalgic.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, I do wonder if my my second grade teacher,
at least her son used to listen. I don't know
if he still does. But he came up to me
one day at h G B in Austin back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He's like, dude, what's up. What's up.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
He's like, I'm and he said her name son, and
I was like, I don't know who that is. He goes, yeah,
my mom used to be your teacher. Her name is
miss I'm like, I don't know that last name man,
and he goes, oh, probably when you were in her class,
her name was Miss Butler. Oh my, that's your mom.
That's your mom. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
The different last name will get you every time.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Different last name. I looked at that kid like I
had I had never heard that name of my life,
and so I know he listened, but I don't know.
It's been, you know, years now, so I don't know
if he still listens to the pod.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's great, yeah, just with last names and stuff. Just
don't be like my mom. Dude, Oh you know you
know missus Bell from down the street. Mom, I lived
there for four years. We never talked to Miss Bell
down the street much less even know their first name.
But my mom acts like I knew all these people,
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and she and I should know their names immediately, just
right now. It took you and me seconds to reminisce
and think of the up the people's names. Yes, and
then my mom and be like, I can't believe you
don't remember them, Mom. They were a blip on the earth,
and I was there for four years, maybe saw them
four times in four years, and haven't been home in
twenty five years. How would I know miss Bell from
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four houses down that we never went over to her house.
You could be like, well, well, Raymond, she died. Oh
oh well, I'm sorry for missus Bell. I never really
met her.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
You could be like my dad a.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Moment of silence for missus Bell.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Continue. You could be like my dad, man, whatever happened
to Watkins? What?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
That guy used to play summer ball with Watkins?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You know you played with them when you were talking
to my brother, You played based summer ball with them.
Odd was your coach. You know Watkins. He was a
guy who played center field. He played with him for
like two summer Watkins. And my brother's like, you mean Watson, Oh,
that was it, Watson. Oh god, my dad is so
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good at wrong names. It is unbelievable how wrong name
good he is. He does it all the time. I mean,
he has every name wrong. He tells you a story
and then he gets so frustrated when you don't know
who he's talking about. You have to pick through the
clues and come up with the real name, and he goes, oh,
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that's it, that's it.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And it happens the same with me and my wife.
Everybody remembers things differently. Typically, I will remember the stories
that involved chicks probably. She remembers the stories that involved guys,
probably probably. So she'll tell me a story and I'm like,
I don't know, and then I'll tell her my version
of story and she you remember it. That's so weird.
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Do you remember that random moment? And I'm like, why
would I not remember a random moment of us getting
massages on the beach in Cancun? Like, what of course
I'm gonna remember.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That, man, that would be nice.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
It was great, but hot. I'd love to go I mean,
I just love to go on vacation.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That'd be nice. That'd be nice. Man. We'll take a break,
We'll right back.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
The worst people talking about a vacation.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Man oh man Like I was talking to Garrett yesterday.
He gave me a call. He was driving northbound. He
was had to go eat dinner with his parents and
then him his brother and his son.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
We're gonna go to the Austin FC soccer game. I
didn't know hb Now had cafes in them.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
And he said, he said, manow's where, how's everything? I
was like, man, good. He was like we were talking
about traveling or whatever, and he goes, you want to
know where all I've been this year? And he goes,
I've been to Grin, I've been to Scottsdale.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
We were gonna get honeymoon. That was gonna be a Ruba.
Really pandemic canceled it and then we were able to
do a Ruba.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah. He went to Vegas, He's been to somewhere. He
names all these places for work, no for vacation. I'm like,
how have you been all these places? And it's just
now beginning August. He goes, dude, I have seven weeks
of vacation every year. I'm like, oh nice, yeah, nice.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
And they can take weekends.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
He can take weekends like short weekends, long weekends. He
can just take a day off here, a day off there,
make it a three day, four day weekend. Or he
just makes this without taking a vacation day. He can
work the first five days of a week, then not
work two of so that's seven days, and then the
first two days of the next week just be off
and work five days straights again, four day weekend. He
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can go on vacation again.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You know where I messed up Walmart distribution center when
I worked there during the summer in college. Three days on,
four days off. You can take a vacation every week. Oh,
I could have gone to a different city in America
every single you work, though you missed football. Yeah, so
it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and
you're off Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Oh. It's like my roommate Mark, he was a firefighter.
He'd be on twenty four off forty eight, so he
would take one day off. He'd have a five day week,
all right, he'd just have five days ago somewhere. It's like,
what the heck?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, And I think if there's no fires, I mean,
I believe they're resting up.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh they're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Father in law was the chef. He would cook a meals.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
They all got fatter in hell, dude, they all alternate
who cook at the firehouse. It was like, all right,
you're gonna be Wednesday night next week. I'll get you
when I come in. It's amazing the camarderie camaraderie that
they have at a firehouse. But what if you don't
know how too, you're kind of screwed. I'm sure it's
it's the grill, you the trial and error. Oh that
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burns it? Okay, cool, I won't put it on for
five minutes anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
The grill. That's one of those where you just see
it with your own eyes. Oh that burns. That doesn't cool.
I'm sure there's better guys that can make it more
tender meat.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
But probably, yeah, I mean probably nowadays they probably have
a smoker at the firehouse where they just put the
meat in and they go battlefires, come back and the
meat's ready because they don't even have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
One of those George Foreman's, Yeah, oh George, do they
still sell those? I don't know. I had one in college,
but I haven't seen one in a while.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I had one in college too. I am not seeing
an advertisement for a George Foreman grill in my life
because now kids are starting to move back to college.
Because like my goddaughter, she is leaving Corpus Christie, Texas
in one week. She is gonna get on an airplane
from Corpus Christie, Texas, never been very far in her life,
and she is flying with her mother, her father, and
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I assume her brother is gonna fly with him, and
they are flying to Boston, Massachusetts. I t Simmons College,
sesh and they will be dropping her off. Move in
day is the eighteenth, but next Friday is when they leave.
I wonder if they have a George Foreman packed in
her stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
South Beach George Foreman was perfect because South Beach didn't
have a job in college. So I think his dad
gave him maybe one hundred for the whole month. Oh,
so South Beach would buy his meat for the week,
go out on our patio because it smoked so much
and set off the fire alarm. Yeah, and he'd put
up two chairs from at the dining room. Billy'd like
come hungover trying to eat breakfast, be like, hey, guys,
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where's the dining room chairs? Oh, South Beach is cooking
on them. And so South Beach would have like all
those coals and grease and stuff on the chairs of
the dining room and he'd be out there for every
Sunday for an hour making his meat for the week.
And he would eat chicken every day of the week
to make the one hundred dollars last for the month.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
So you're telling me that South Beach will the head
of the trend of meal prep. He's the one that
kind of started that trend.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yes, and it was usually solid the first day of
eating it. But I'm sure by about Thursday or Friday,
not only was he getting salmonilla, he had to have
been eating straight rubber.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Also has to get tired of eating the same meal
over and over and over again.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Right, And then he learned about spices, so he started
he would use my other roommate, Chance Jeremy chance Na Chance.
What's his last name, man, I don't know, but it
was such a unique name.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Chance Mock. Yeah, Oh, that's the former ut quarterback. It
wouldn't Chance Mock ray MOUs. There was a kid that
lived across the street from me when I was growing up.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
His name was Chance, same age as Mike Miller and Billy.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I don't know how Chance was, but I know that
we would play baseball in my sideyard and his roof
above the pipe was a home run and if it
went his backyard, home run obviously. And his mom and
dad were super cool because most people they make it
mad when you're hitting tennis balls into their backyard off
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their roof and you're hearing dunt, dunt dump, and they
would just tell us, oh, just go in the back
guard and get it. And Chance was younger than us,
and he would just come sit on the curb and
watch us play man.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
And you realized as a homeowner a first year, I
would have never let something hit my house. Second year,
I would have never let something hit my house. Bub
Boomer was over this past summer and we were playing
the yard golf. Yeah, and it's basically whiffleballs. We were
drawing the house. I didn't care. You loose enough and
you realize it's not really doing any damage to the house.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, it's just hitting the roof. Bunk ball gets hitting
the side of the house, bouncing off. That's what the
houses are built for.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
But I guess Baser said, what it would hit the window.
It sounded like like now windows is a little different, right,
But she said inside, especially when she was sleeping right
next to the window, scares her. Like she almost said,
it sounded like a bullet. She comes outside, she goes,
you guys are done with yard golf? Just lit the
window right next to her ear.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It's like people like, oh no, oh no, no running
the yard. Don't run in the yard. No, no, no, that's
the point of the yard. The kids are supposed to
run in the yard. They're supposed to wear the grass out.
They're supposed to be big old spots where they home
plate is because they've been playing so much baseball though
grass is worn out.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We yelled at kids for that.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah. Why they were freshmen in high school, I would say,
age wise, and I was out there, didn't care, and
they walked through the far corner of our yard. But
we started to care because then they were also riding
their bikes and going through our neighbor's yard where they're
a little bit older people. So we didn't want them
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taking advantage of them. And so I didn't say anything, obviously,
And so they go and they were fishing. They were
cutting through our yard fishing and then cutting back through
our yard because they were shaving off probably five minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Did they catching fish? No?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Fish, got it? And so I go maybe I went
to the store and I came back and I see
them on on on her bike. The other ones walk.
They're both biking. They were biking, and I go, Baser,
I go inside, Hey saw these guys earlier. Kids. They're fishing,
but they're cutting through our yard, cutting through the neighbor's yard.
And she goes, are they really And I go, yeah,
I didn't say anything, but I know exactly what they're
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gonna do. Again. Baser goes out on the patio. If
I could have pulled this photage, it would have been hilarious.
She's in her pajamas. It's like eight o'clock at night.
It's just a summer night. They just want to fish.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
They're just trying to kids.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Man, Hey, hey, don't cut through our yard. Oh and
then you're cutting through their yard too with your bikes.
These are people's property. You can't just cut through the yards.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
It's a bad look.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And then they're still just walking and she goes, go around,
go around, so they get off their bikes and go
all the way around to the road. They couldn't do.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That's a bad look, man.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
They were taking advantage of the old neighbors. Dude it
We didn't care about our yard.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
The old neighbors don't need their yard either, but they
have dogs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
So they bark. No the dogs, No, they can't get out.
Now they're out. They're just invisible fence dogs. Ah, so
they're they're they're playing with fire. We weren't worrying about
our yard, but we were, but we were just making
sure no dogs attacked these.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Oh man, that's a bad look.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Even worse. I didn't yell at them. I watched them
do it, told my wife, and then she went and
yelled at him. You went and told Baser, Yes, because
I knew what they were doing. I saw him from
when I was getting grocery. I was like, dang it,
they're going through our yard, Basil. I'm tony. In five minutes,
these two dang kids on their bikes are gonna be
ripping it up through our yard. And she timed it
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and went right out there, and the Pj's yelling at him.
I was like, oh my gosh, I'm such an unk, dude.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's just I'm It's just like when we were kids
and we went through that. We would cut through this
guy's corner yard because that's where chess Day lived. He lit,
and we if you go around the curve, it takes
an extra three seconds, so we would cut through his yard.
We don't have three seconds to waste because three seconds
to chess Days and three seconds back that's six seconds
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round trip. We ain't got time for that six seconds.
And man, he got on his bicycle one time and
chased us all through the neighborhood and finally he knocks
on my parents' door and he was like, hey, where
I come from. In San Antonio, we shoot people for that,
like for that, And my dad's like, well, this ain't
San Antonio, and that ain't This ain't your old neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh this is upper class.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
No, he's like, so whatever, they're they're just going over
the chess Day's house, and he goes, they shouldn't be
doing it. They're looking in my windows. And my dad's like, no,
they're not. I promise they're not looking in your window.
And we weren't looking in his window. But yeah, he
hated us. Man, God, he hated us. He was a
really nice guy man, really nice guy, happened to be
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very anal about everything and what's weirdness.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
His name was Ray, I mean, it is an old
person's name.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
And he was anal just like you, and just so
uptight and like a freaking strung out. I don't know
what was I wonder what happened to him. I wish
I could look up his last name.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Most of the people we talked about from back then
are probably dead.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh, I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
The only reason Miss Soriing's still alive is because she
was like one year older than us. Yeah, teaching our
class with this Hey yeah, miss Butler, it was the
best computer class you've ever imagined.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I can imagine, I can imagine you were really dialed in. Yeah,
miss Butler, like she was young too. She was probably
twenty three twenty four when she was teaching me second grade.
They're all gone, No, I think she's still around.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I mean, mister VIVI smoked when I was in second
grade and was coughing and had a bad leg like that.
Dude's been six feet under for twenty years. Probably he
would get in trouble because he would smoke too close
to the middle school. Really, he lived across the street
from the middle school, so he'd smoke the whole time.
Somebody busted him and they'd say, hey, you got to
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make sure you're not still on school property when you're smoking.
I love smoking.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Were you allowed to smoke on your high school campus?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I never made it to high school or there, I guess,
mister vivv in that same town. But in mine, well,
we had open campus and then they found needles in
the parking lot. Yeah, open campus was closed, so kids
then before school would hide in the bushes and smoke.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay, because we were not allowed to smoke on our
high school campus. Some schools, I guess they have a
designated smoking area. We did not.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
So there was a street Sima Serena.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I think that's how you say it. I may not
say it right, but all the smokers would line up
on the sidewalk across the street from the school. Same
so you could drive down that road in the morning
and they're all just over there. They are smoking away, dude,
and whoever lived over there, I felt so bad, whoever's
houses they were, because you had one hundred high school
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students just standing on the sidewalk smoking their cigarettes, throwing
them down and walking across the.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Street to school. Not anymore with the vapes invisible killer.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Oh man, we'll take a break, we'll br it back.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Well, they told me what the vapes, Boomer said. It's
a good story here. He said, what did they do
in the bathroom so people couldn't vape?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
There couldn't be cameras in the bathrooms.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
That would be highly illegal.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
He told me. There's something they do. I think it's
vape detectors, like a smoke detector, but it's like highly sensitive.
Otherwise you can the vape sends up. Seems like it
goes away before it even reaches the air.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Really that vape dude, Like if you're any like a
concert or a sporting event or anything like. And we
went to see who did we go see? The Harlem Globetrotters.
I don't know who he went to see, but they
freaking people vaping behind you. It's like, I mean, you
can smell it and you can see the cloud of
smoke come over your shoulder.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
It's like, guys, really that's what it is. Boomer said.
They installed vape detectors. That's impressive because kids were going
into the bathrooms. I would assume they have to or
they have you can't see. That's that's one you always
got to pay attention. I bet I was playing on
my phone when he was telling me that story. He said,
there's something installed in the bathrooms that immediately tells teachers
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if there's a vape.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah, it can't be. They can't have a teacher just
stand in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Does a teacher go with it? No?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
No, I was like that, that's too weird. You can't
have a teacher just standing in the bathroom. Hey, what's
your job at the school?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I stand in the bathroom? What?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
No, it's not like that. It's up just to make
sure kids aren't vaping.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And most high schools have more than one bathroom, so
you'd have to jump bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
That's quite the expense though for I guess. I mean,
it's just the same as a smoke detector. But taptain that.
I mean, they can't be cheap. Smoke detector can't be cheap.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Right, the wiring all that, and maybe the vape detector
doesn't require wires, just something you stick on the wall. Yeah,
and maybe it's not even real. Maybe they just do
it to scare the student.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
No, he said his friends get busted. Oh yeah, he's like,
you can't even not even close to vaping anymore. They're
so strict.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Well, Boomer better not be vaping.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
No, he doesn't do that. He doesn't do the lip
pillows either.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Good. I'm proud of him for that. But can I
ask you a question something that's like on my mind,
that's I'm very frustrated by.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
So I went to the dentist this week, right, first
time going to the net two years. So it's a
brand new dentist. And I call him up and they say, hey,
thank you for going the dental office. How can I
help you? And I'm like, oh yeah, I'm just wondering
if you're accepting new patients.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Is this deja vu?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
No, just let me get to my story. And they say, yeah,
would you like to come in. I'm like, yeah, I
haven't been in about two years. Okay, let me get
some information from me. Do you have insurance? Let me
go over that. Your name, your address? Uh, who's your
insurance with Blue Cross, Blue Shield cool of a different state,
of a different state. Which I don't understand. Makes no sense,
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makes no sense. We're blue cross, blue shield of Illinois.
What I live in Tennessee, but anyway makes I wish
I could understand it, but I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I thought I was like our word. The first time
I told the dentis that or even a doctor that?
I was like, I'm not stupid. But I got this
from work, and for some reason it says Illinois.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, because they do it, and they're like, wait, I
can't find Illinois on there?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Like what Illinois? They never can find mine. It's a
good fifteen minute search. I'm like, great, always always.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Can you give me your member? Is there a member
ide on there? Yeah? Is there a group number? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Six one two eight four six okay? Cool? And your
sure it's of Illinois. Yeah, I don't know. The company
gave me the card.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah cool, all right, I got everything in and we
will see you Tuesday at two o'clock. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
And then you show up Tuesday at two o'clock. Oh,
welcome in. Since your first time. There's some paperwork we
need you to fill out, and it asks the same
damn questions that they asked me over the phone. Insurance
group number member. I need them. You already entered that
in the computer when I called you. Why do I
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need to fill out this paperwork with the exact same information.
Why did we go over this for fifteen minutes on
the phone if when I get here, you're gonna fill
out the same information on a sheet of paper. Can
you explain to me why they take all the information
over the phone, put it in the computer, and then
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I get there and I have to fill out a
piece of paper that has the same information they asked
for on the phone. Why do they do this?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
It drives me nuts? Is this your point right here
of saying this? Yes, I go to the dermatologists. They
send me an email, Hey, fill out this information. So
for ten minutes, I fill out information and I'm like, dang,
I am good to go to the dermatologist. Bazer thought
I had back cancer from me and in the sun
I was cleared six months ago. I go to the
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dermatologist after getting the email, and the lady says, did
you get our email and fill out all the information?
I said yes, and she goes, here's an iPad. There's
gonna be some questions you got to answer. Just go
sit down and fill it out. So I'm for ten
minutes sitting in a chair filling out on the iPad stuff.
I just said. It was definitely overlap. I for sure
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responded about my name. I for sure did the insurance crap.
I for sure said the history of my family and
skin issues all. There was some differential, but there was
a lot of overlap. Why did I have to do
the iPad if I already did it online?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yes? And here's the funny part. Three different sheets of paper.
First of paper, who's the insurer? Who's the main party? Me? Okay? Cool?
Name of the insurance company Blue Cross, Blue Shield of Illinois.
Boom boom. Next sheet of paper? Are you in? Do
you have insurance?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Why is it the same crap over and over? No?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I'm glad you feel this because it drives me nuts.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Why do I take the time to fill out the
paperwork early online? If when I get there, you're gonna
hand me an iPad or a sheet of paper with
the exact same.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Questions or for business for internal use only? Cool? Why
even give me that sheet? Why can't you just keep
that in the back. I don't need to see what's
for internal purposes only. Don't even include that in my paperwork?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah? Oh, now that you filled that out, can I
get a copy of your driver's license and your insurance? Well?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Why do you need a copy of it? Because I
just filled it out and didn't we submit it online.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
It drives me crazy if someone could tell me why
why that is same thing at our physical when we
go do that and that?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
And also why is it not easy to know if
you pay or not?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Oh my god, everything.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Else is cut and dried. Name this. They're they're doing
checks and balances. That's why we're filling out papers. But
then I go to the lady. This isn't even dermatologist.
This is the physical lady. So then I go, do
I owe you any money? Which they're taking notes? How
would they not know? And she goes, oh, we don't
know that. You'll just get it in the mail. So
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I you just had me do all this official paperwork
and you can't tell me if I owe you money
or not. They'll bill you. Oh cool, So I'll just
look for a bill that's floated to my way in
like two months. Cool. Thank you. You have nothing in
your system that says the amount that I owe you
or not.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
When I get it the mail too, I think, oh
this is spam. Is sit in real? Because then I
go to the pediatrician with the kids. You know, they
sick visit. Uh who you got here? Yeah, I got
babybox one. Okay, well we got y'all checked in. Then
you're sitting there.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Uh, baby box, baby box.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
They call you to the back and look, oh, yeah,
I'm gonna be an ear infection. We'll call in drops
to the to the pharmacy. You're gonna do the drops
two times a day.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And then uh, all right, that's it. Here's your paperwork.
Head on out and you walk up to the counter
and they hand you the sheet. You hand them the
sheet of paper.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
All right, you're good to go. Cool.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Cool. Three weeks later, another baby Box two get sick,
go to the pediatrician. Yeah, we're here to check in
baby box two. Okay, Well I'm showing you have a
balance of seventy two dollars. What last time I was here,
you told me I was good to go, So why
was there not a charge when I was here? You
just wait and then decide, now that they're gone, we'll
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just put a seventy two dollars charge on there make
it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
And the dentist, so we've covered now dermatologist, my fit place,
which is doctor h I think, and then my dentist.
I go to them and there's never anything. There's no charge.
There was a time I got a retainer for nighttime. Yeah,
I don't even use it. Three hundred dollars that time. No,
you don't know it's anything. Got billed like two months later.
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But then they send a bill and it's in three
different colors, a blue, yellow, and red, and it says
the amount you were, the amount that what you got costs,
the amount you may get charged, and the amount that
possibly could possibly get charged from your insure. And so
I get it in the mail and I'm like, so
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why wouldn't it like what do I pay? The amount
that I'm supposed to get charged, the amount that could
possibly not get charged. So there's three different categories and
it says, we don't really know what your insurance is
going to cover, but if you want to be safe,
you can pay this amount or you can just wait
another two months and it'll all like flesh out what
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is with the three different colors of three different fees
And you gotta find out like.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Hey, dude, you're just guessing. You're just guessing.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
And so then I take it into them and then
they did a pretty good job actually of explaining it.
But it was something like, well, if you pay overpay,
you can just have money on credit. Okay, cool, but
we don't really know how much your insurer is gonna pay.
But this should be dude, the three different color system,
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this stock.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Hey, the guestimation of what you could Oh well, then
I just make it up. They literally just make it up.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
My lady was good, though, because if she actually does
listen to this, I don't want her to think I
was criticizing her, because she's like at the dentist, she's
like sixty. She just straight up she knows her crap.
But I'm like, still though, that three color coded system
a little confusing.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah, all right, guys, have a great weekend. Don't forget
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We will draw names Monday. Monday dreams come true, Monday
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Speaker 1 (42:18):
How many people have signed up?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I haven't even looked. I've been so busy, man, I
got three kids. Sorry, I mean we sound like the
insurance company. Yeah, I have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Ray, I couldn't tell if you have had one person
or a thousand people? Can you give me a guess
of it? Of how much I owe? Doc?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
I apologize literally in your all mail search fantasy and
just see how many results it says.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Dude, just I'm sorry. There's been well here, it is here,
it is all right, twenty seven people, which isn't true.
Wasn't true because I haven't pulled it up.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
All right.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, I have a good weekend. But that was a
good one.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
This might be the replay.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I think it's got to be the replay, man, Yeah,
all right, what are you doing speaking? Man?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Can you hear the music? I hear it, man, I
wanted to end on an upbeat bed. What do we all?
We're going downtown. We're partying all day Saturday with BJ
and David. Oh for what?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Just for fun?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
The occasion is celebrating life, all right, cool? Ray, get ready.
The prices are up fifteen to twenty dollars at most restaurants.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
They are, dude, everything's more expensive. Man, they are more expensive,
more expensive? Right?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Or BJ and David? Good now they're back together. You
never know what those two. They're either mortal enemies or
best friends that stay the night together.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Got it? And I did not watch the game last night. No,
I did not.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I hear Carson Beck you're gonna want to draft him
first round?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Oh? Really? That good?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I didn't watch it. Sorry. The high scoring game, though,
Hayes King laid out for a touchdown. I guess to win.
I don't know who won, what team.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Won, I don't care, but the Carolinas dead. But Hayes
King was top six in Heisman. He was on my
board the entire season, A dual threat at Georgia Tech.
Kid can really play. All right, see you guys later.
We're out. By Miss Souring. If you're still listening, what
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was her maiden name? I don't know, Mann Rob Soaring,
Miss Souring.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Man Soaring, dude. It just reminds me of Summit Elementary
some of Eagles, Soaring, Soaring, too excellence. I can't sing,
but that was our song, dude. I remember jamming that song.
We used to sing it all the time. Man, we
gotta go though. All right, that's good, that's really good.
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That's the playback.
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Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's okay, I just made that part up.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
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They came out with the Top thirty podcast. As aforementioned,
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Speaker 1 (01:15):
I can't believe I haven't told the story of a
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my life that listens religiously now really yes, And it
has all the feels of awkwardness and hilarious and filters
you put stuff through before you let certain people hear stuff.
It has it all. Oh, I would love to hear it,
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and I can probably tell it in of probably ten seconds.
I mean, I'd love to hear it, But we can
do that in a minute after we start the show.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Can I tell you that before we start the show?
You know, yesterday or the day before, we saw that
smoke show. Sauntering over the bridge, dude, I mean, we're
looking out the windows downtown Nashville, and here comes this girl.
And I'm I mean girl, I'm talking. She's probably twenty
five years old. She's got a black tank top on
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black pants, and she's got a mountain range that you
want to explore, the nice brown tan skin. I mean,
just sauntering over the bridge. Pray, a rocket, I would say,
a rocket. You can call her a smoke show, you
call her whatever you want. But the homeless dudes were
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sitting up taking notice. Cars were rubber neck and looking
at this chick. And we're looking out the windows and
I said, you know where she's going. She's going to
Whole Foods. She's going the Whole Foods. Guys here, and
she got to the corner. She looked both ways, left,
then right back left. She crossed the intersection.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
How did she cross? Jogging?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
So the mountains were bouncing And I'm not trying listening
guys like this is not in a creepy way. We
just happened to be looking out the window talking about
the weather and a ray of sunshine happened to be
in our view. I am sorry, that is what happened.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
It was a diamond in the rough for all the
unhoused people we have to see where a guy flinging
his feces at the wall, or we've seen the construction workers,
and then you've also got the guys honking, you know,
trying to head to their jobs. At least we had
a smiling face to look at for once.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
That's all we cared about. It didn't matter that she
was probably a ten out of ten, and she did
stay on one side of the street. The unhoused unhomed,
they are usually on the other side of the street
by the gas station and by the McDonald's, so she
was on the safe side of the street.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
But what is your point in talking about the mountains? Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I mean they were jumped, the mountains were moving. I
was like, oh my gosh, it's an avalanche when she
was running across the street. And then she disappeared, and
we were like, Wow, that's the last time we're gonna
see her. That's it. Don't know what she's going to buy,
don't know why she's going to Whole Foods right now
at noon on a Wednesday. And that was the end
(04:06):
of the story.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Ray.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
And then I come out of the building.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You stalked her.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
No, I'm leaving, start to cry music, I am leaving.
And who do I run into on the corner heading
back towards downtown.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
You hit her there she is scaring the hood of
my car.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Standing at the crosswalk waiting for her turn to cross.
She's got her shades on, she's got the smile on.
She's hugging that grocery bag.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Well was in it one thing? She's on ozembic.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Nope, all she bought was a bunch of flowers for herself.
I don't know if she was decorating a conference room.
I don't know if she was just trying to have
some flower in her downtown Skyrise high rise whatever you
call it, but that is what she had was a
paper bag from Whole Foods and a bunch of flowers
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sticking out the top.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And she could have been three hundred pounds for all
we know, because she was a football field away. But
that football field away, you could tell she was wearing
whatever the girls are wearing. Yeah, I'm gonna sound like
an unk, but I mean it's like skin tight paper mache.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah. She was definitely flaunting her figure. She was showing
it off, saying, look, I work hard for this and
I'm gonna, you know, be comfortable.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
My ath leisure is what they call it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yes, man, I am glad they did not have that
when I was in college. I would have never been
able to pay attention to the teacher.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Or when you have daughters, I mean, how some of
y'all let your kids go outside like this? And he
used to I remember the first time I saw a
girl in those shorts that are like a single at
and wrestling, but they're girls shorts, their biker shorts. Yeah,
I thought, wow, that's revealing, Like probably wouldn't wear that
every chick in America wears those shorts now and the
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skirts that tennis players wear.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
The tennis skirts are the most popular thing on the
planet right now.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
When did it just take over the world. I don't know,
when we got old. You know what it happens. Imagine
if it took over with men too.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
I'm good now think I'll pazzle that. But you know
that only happens because we're married, right, the nice tennis skirts,
it's like, oh, you know what I mean, Like, all right,
you're married now, so we're gonna make this really tight
stuff that you can't enjoy.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
You get your wife to wear it.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Oh, good point. I didn't think about that.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
I was like, Beazer, did you just take up tennis?
And she goes, no, it's in style. I was like,
I love it. So you just don't even play tennis
and you can wear the stuff.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah. That's the difference between you and I is I
have three kids, and so the wife's not worried about
what's in style. She's worried about just getting dressed.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Well, that's when you go pick it out for her.
You send her a little article in the email. There
just a nudge. Maybe I got to do some shopping
out of the pod. We better start the show man,
and I gotta talk about this person.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I can't wait to hear it.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's gonna be even more awkward. Now. Oh all right, y'all,
we're gonna do it live from Nashville. We oh the
one too, so loser.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
What's up, everybody. I am Lunchbox. I know the most
about sports, so I give you the sports facts, my
sports opinions because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Y'all. It is Susan may actually listen back to this one.
Been funny so far. I'm from the North Alpha Male
also lived out West. I've never included this in my intro,
but my first place living in Nashville was actually with
Lunchbox on the East Side. Then I moved downtown in
Lower Broadway. Then I moved to the West Side. Now
I move north to the country. So I've been all
(07:58):
over Nashville. But anyways, it's two point three acres in
the country. I got two kids at Vanderbilt defrosting. Justin
should be checking on him. He's on a dinghy on
Gun Lake, probably gonna gamble, probably gonna do a ten
team player parlay where he picks ten guys to get
over zero point five bases, and he always goes like
seven to two and never wins.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Hey, I almost did it, Yeah, but you didn't.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
The casino took another forty of your dollars. Or the
time he sent me the two hundred dollars ticket. This
is about a week ago. I missed it by one hitter,
and I really then looked into it, and I go, dude,
the team you picked was was it the Mariners? And
they got shut out? It wasn't recent, it was like
a week ago, and I go, dude, you got lucky.
(08:40):
Any of those guys got to hit. The team scored
zero runs. So sure you won four of the five,
but wow, you almost went zero for five on a
two hundred dollars parlay. But the thing with parlays, you
don't win them all. You don't win any of them all.
They all small. Yeah, win them all. When I'm small.
You can miss one, you can two, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
It's the same result. It's an l and.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
I'm taking one or two dollars and I go to
Vegas in a month and I'm doing the all tall,
all small. You need to do it, man, we'll be
a fun one though, right, oh to it.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's the best bet in the world.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Will you explain it?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Okay? So on a craps table, you have the all small,
which is two, three, four, five, six, all tall, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Hit them all is if you get all those, you
put five dollars on each of those, and before the
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before the dice go out, before the roll stars, before
there's the pass line is set the come out roll,
and you want the shooter to roll all those numbers
before they hit the seven, and you win a lot
of freaking money. On a fifteen dollars bet, you win
like twelve hundred bucks. You know how many rolls that
(09:57):
is a lot?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Ten rolls? Well in theory.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
In theory it's ten rolls. And if you do the math,
you have like I think it was fifty rolls to
break even if it's on the fiftieth role and you
hit him, if you've been betting it every time, you
break even.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
And for my bachelor party, I was there, it was
me backpack and.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
You, dude, John, tell you.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
And you actually hit the all tall, all small me,
I know, Oh, what are the odds that I actually
saw you hit it?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Dude, it's the most exciting bet in the world.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
And me and Backpacker jumping up and down, and he
had a full on backpack on.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
And we saw Backpack.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I know he was on the cruise. The backpack shut
up out of nowhere. It's put on solid ten pounds
of muscle. It took me a second to recognize it,
and I was like, yeah, I know who you are. Backpack.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I will say, I feel bad because I don't remember
Backpack's name.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Actually a really nice guy.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Really nice guy. I met his wife. Absolutely, she's even nicer.
I would agree with that. I would one hundred percent
agree with that. But Backpack, I forgot his name, dude,
and I forgot it again. I was like, oh my gosh,
I told him on the cruise. I'm never for gonna
get I forgot.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
And his wife goes, she explained the story. She goes, yeah,
so I'll just say for the sake of the story, Backpack.
She goes, I was talking to Backpack and he goes, yeah,
this guy from the Bobby Bone Show invited me to
his bachelor party. And she goes, oh, that's funny. And
she's like, he didn't really actually invite you, and then
he goes, yeah, yeah, so he invited me to his
bachelor party, so I'm gonna go and it's in Vegas,
(11:36):
and she goes, you're actually gonna go meet up with him?
You think he's inviting you to his bachelor party. There's
no way. And then he actually showed up and came
and went and it was fun and he hung out
with us.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Yeah, and b Hans was living in Vegas at the time.
He showed up, yep. And then he's never come to
a convention.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
He did show up. B Hans was there also there,
Michael Michael, and you slept in his bed because he
had a suite at Paris. It was very weird because
I didn't have a room at MGM.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Very weird, very weird. But now are you gonna tell
me who listens to the show, and it's gonna make
this very awkward and uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah. So in high school, my favorite teacher, her name
was miss Souring. It's been twenty years, guys, it was
missus Soaring and then she that was when she got married.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Soaring, like soaring to excellence, like s O A R E.
I n G.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Sure, it's soaring. I just never called her her married name.
She got married after I think she was dating while
I was there. Okay, that makes sense, and so so yeah,
so my favorite teacher loved her. It was computer class,
and I mean it doesn't matter for the story, but
(12:56):
attractive hot, yes, like favorite teacher gons down, okay, And.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
I like my second grade teacher, Miss Butler, absolutely smoke show.
I used to slap her on the butt every single day.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Okay every day. And so I took the computer class
with her, and I believe that was the only class.
But she was so cool. I wasn't even a host, really,
I don't even know how it got around that I
liked hosting things. So we'd go to an assembly and
she'd be like, hey, you're a host, why don't you
come help me? But I wouldn't really do anything. I
would just go out there and one type she'd be like, hey,
(13:29):
tell everybody they can like go, the assembly's over, And
so I just get on the mic and I'm like, hey, guys,
they're having titchnical difficulties. So the assembly's over and everybody's like, yeah,
you're awesome. They thought it was like me just saying that,
And I was known as the guy that led everybody
out of the assembly that legit. But I wasn't a host,
but she'd be like, hey, come help me with this.
So cool. Well found out through Maria through Aaron that
(13:54):
she my favorite teacher in high school listens to the podcast,
and she said she loves it because it reminds her
of the times that we all had classes together in
high school in the good old days. Wow, but how
weird is it? Also weird teacher from twenty years ago
listens to us at times talking about smut, times talking
(14:16):
about women in paper mache outfits. Yeah, a little weird.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I think she understands that you're a human and that
you have attraction to people. I think she has attraction
to people.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Also.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I think she is a human and she is attracted
to people, and she understands that everybody sees different things
with their eyes. It's not like you're a twelve year
old kid and she's listening to it. You're a grown adult.
You're forty years old. So she's probably what fifty five
mm hmm, and there you go.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
But even though we've changed, whatever it is we're talking
about takes her back to those days in high school
and it's all nostalgic.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, I do wonder if my my second grade teacher,
at least her son used to listen. I don't know
if he still does. But he came up to me
one day at h G B in Austin back in
the day.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
He's like, dude, what's up. What's up.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
He's like, I'm and he said her name son, and
I was like, I don't know who that is. He goes, yeah,
my mom used to be your teacher. Her name is
miss I'm like, I don't know that last name man,
and he goes, oh, probably when you were in her class,
her name was Miss Butler. Oh my, that's your mom.
That's your mom. That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
The different last name will get you every time.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
Different last name. I looked at that kid like I
had I had never heard that name of my life,
and so I know he listened, but I don't know.
It's been, you know, years now, so I don't know
if he still listens to the pod.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
It's great, yeah, just with last names and stuff. Just
don't be like my mom. Dude, Oh you know you
know missus Bell from down the street. Mom, I lived
there for four years. We never talked to Miss Bell
down the street much less even know their first name.
But my mom acts like I knew all these people,
(16:07):
and she and I should know their names immediately, just
right now. It took you and me seconds to reminisce
and think of the up the people's names. Yes, and
then my mom and be like, I can't believe you
don't remember them, Mom. They were a blip on the earth,
and I was there for four years, maybe saw them
four times in four years, and haven't been home in
twenty five years. How would I know miss Bell from
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four houses down that we never went over to her house.
You could be like, well, well, Raymond, she died. Oh
oh well, I'm sorry for missus Bell. I never really
met her.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
You could be like my dad a.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Moment of silence for missus Bell.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Continue. You could be like my dad, man, whatever happened
to Watkins? What?
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:50):
That guy used to play summer ball with Watkins?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
You know you played with them when you were talking
to my brother, You played based summer ball with them.
Odd was your coach. You know Watkins. He was a
guy who played center field. He played with him for
like two summer Watkins. And my brother's like, you mean Watson, Oh,
that was it, Watson. Oh god, my dad is so
(17:17):
good at wrong names. It is unbelievable how wrong name
good he is. He does it all the time. I mean,
he has every name wrong. He tells you a story
and then he gets so frustrated when you don't know
who he's talking about. You have to pick through the
clues and come up with the real name, and he goes, oh,
(17:38):
that's it, that's it.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And it happens the same with me and my wife.
Everybody remembers things differently. Typically, I will remember the stories
that involved chicks probably. She remembers the stories that involved guys,
probably probably. So she'll tell me a story and I'm like,
I don't know, and then I'll tell her my version
of story and she you remember it. That's so weird.
(18:00):
Do you remember that random moment? And I'm like, why
would I not remember a random moment of us getting
massages on the beach in Cancun? Like, what of course
I'm gonna remember.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That, man, that would be nice.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
It was great, but hot. I'd love to go I mean,
I just love to go on vacation.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
That'd be nice. That'd be nice. Man. We'll take a break,
We'll right back.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
The worst people talking about a vacation.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Man oh man Like I was talking to Garrett yesterday.
He gave me a call. He was driving northbound. He
was had to go eat dinner with his parents and
then him his brother and his son.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
We're gonna go to the Austin FC soccer game. I
didn't know hb Now had cafes in them.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
And he said, he said, manow's where, how's everything? I
was like, man, good. He was like we were talking
about traveling or whatever, and he goes, you want to
know where all I've been this year? And he goes,
I've been to Grin, I've been to Scottsdale.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
We were gonna get honeymoon. That was gonna be a Ruba.
Really pandemic canceled it and then we were able to
do a Ruba.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah. He went to Vegas, He's been to somewhere. He
names all these places for work, no for vacation. I'm like,
how have you been all these places? And it's just
now beginning August. He goes, dude, I have seven weeks
of vacation every year. I'm like, oh nice, yeah, nice.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
And they can take weekends.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
He can take weekends like short weekends, long weekends. He
can just take a day off here, a day off there,
make it a three day, four day weekend. Or he
just makes this without taking a vacation day. He can
work the first five days of a week, then not
work two of so that's seven days, and then the
first two days of the next week just be off
and work five days straights again, four day weekend. He
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can go on vacation again.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You know where I messed up Walmart distribution center when
I worked there during the summer in college. Three days on,
four days off. You can take a vacation every week. Oh,
I could have gone to a different city in America
every single you work, though you missed football. Yeah, so
it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah, it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday, and
you're off Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Oh. It's like my roommate Mark, he was a firefighter.
He'd be on twenty four off forty eight, so he
would take one day off. He'd have a five day week,
all right, he'd just have five days ago somewhere. It's like,
what the heck?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah, And I think if there's no fires, I mean,
I believe they're resting up.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Oh they're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Father in law was the chef. He would cook a meals.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
They all got fatter in hell, dude, they all alternate
who cook at the firehouse. It was like, all right,
you're gonna be Wednesday night next week. I'll get you
when I come in. It's amazing the camarderie camaraderie that
they have at a firehouse. But what if you don't
know how too, you're kind of screwed. I'm sure it's
it's the grill, you the trial and error. Oh that
(21:06):
burns it? Okay, cool, I won't put it on for
five minutes anymore.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
The grill. That's one of those where you just see
it with your own eyes. Oh that burns. That doesn't cool.
I'm sure there's better guys that can make it more
tender meat.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
But probably, yeah, I mean probably nowadays they probably have
a smoker at the firehouse where they just put the
meat in and they go battlefires, come back and the
meat's ready because they don't even have to watch it.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
One of those George Foreman's, Yeah, oh George, do they
still sell those? I don't know. I had one in college,
but I haven't seen one in a while.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I had one in college too. I am not seeing
an advertisement for a George Foreman grill in my life
because now kids are starting to move back to college.
Because like my goddaughter, she is leaving Corpus Christie, Texas
in one week. She is gonna get on an airplane
from Corpus Christie, Texas, never been very far in her life,
and she is flying with her mother, her father, and
(21:58):
I assume her brother is gonna fly with him, and
they are flying to Boston, Massachusetts. I t Simmons College,
sesh and they will be dropping her off. Move in
day is the eighteenth, but next Friday is when they leave.
I wonder if they have a George Foreman packed in
her stuff.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
South Beach George Foreman was perfect because South Beach didn't
have a job in college. So I think his dad
gave him maybe one hundred for the whole month. Oh,
so South Beach would buy his meat for the week,
go out on our patio because it smoked so much
and set off the fire alarm. Yeah, and he'd put
up two chairs from at the dining room. Billy'd like
come hungover trying to eat breakfast, be like, hey, guys,
(22:40):
where's the dining room chairs? Oh, South Beach is cooking
on them. And so South Beach would have like all
those coals and grease and stuff on the chairs of
the dining room and he'd be out there for every
Sunday for an hour making his meat for the week.
And he would eat chicken every day of the week
to make the one hundred dollars last for the month.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
So you're telling me that South Beach will the head
of the trend of meal prep. He's the one that
kind of started that trend.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yes, and it was usually solid the first day of
eating it. But I'm sure by about Thursday or Friday,
not only was he getting salmonilla, he had to have
been eating straight rubber.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Also has to get tired of eating the same meal
over and over and over again.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Right, And then he learned about spices, so he started
he would use my other roommate, Chance Jeremy chance Na Chance.
What's his last name, man, I don't know, but it
was such a unique name.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Chance Mock. Yeah, Oh, that's the former ut quarterback. It
wouldn't Chance Mock ray MOUs. There was a kid that
lived across the street from me when I was growing up.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
His name was Chance, same age as Mike Miller and Billy.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
I don't know how Chance was, but I know that
we would play baseball in my sideyard and his roof
above the pipe was a home run and if it
went his backyard, home run obviously. And his mom and
dad were super cool because most people they make it
mad when you're hitting tennis balls into their backyard off
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their roof and you're hearing dunt, dunt dump, and they
would just tell us, oh, just go in the back
guard and get it. And Chance was younger than us,
and he would just come sit on the curb and
watch us play man.
Speaker 1 (24:11):
And you realized as a homeowner a first year, I
would have never let something hit my house. Second year,
I would have never let something hit my house. Bub
Boomer was over this past summer and we were playing
the yard golf. Yeah, and it's basically whiffleballs. We were
drawing the house. I didn't care. You loose enough and
you realize it's not really doing any damage to the house.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
No, it's just hitting the roof. Bunk ball gets hitting
the side of the house, bouncing off. That's what the
houses are built for.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
But I guess Baser said, what it would hit the window.
It sounded like like now windows is a little different, right,
But she said inside, especially when she was sleeping right
next to the window, scares her. Like she almost said,
it sounded like a bullet. She comes outside, she goes,
you guys are done with yard golf? Just lit the
window right next to her ear.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
It's like people like, oh no, oh no, no running
the yard. Don't run in the yard. No, no, no, that's
the point of the yard. The kids are supposed to
run in the yard. They're supposed to wear the grass out.
They're supposed to be big old spots where they home
plate is because they've been playing so much baseball though
grass is worn out.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
We yelled at kids for that.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah. Why they were freshmen in high school, I would say,
age wise, and I was out there, didn't care, and
they walked through the far corner of our yard. But
we started to care because then they were also riding
their bikes and going through our neighbor's yard where they're
a little bit older people. So we didn't want them
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taking advantage of them. And so I didn't say anything, obviously,
And so they go and they were fishing. They were
cutting through our yard fishing and then cutting back through
our yard because they were shaving off probably five minutes.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Did they catching fish? No?
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Fish, got it? And so I go maybe I went
to the store and I came back and I see
them on on on her bike. The other ones walk.
They're both biking. They were biking, and I go, Baser,
I go inside, Hey saw these guys earlier. Kids. They're fishing,
but they're cutting through our yard, cutting through the neighbor's yard.
And she goes, are they really And I go, yeah,
I didn't say anything, but I know exactly what they're
(26:15):
gonna do. Again. Baser goes out on the patio. If
I could have pulled this photage, it would have been hilarious.
She's in her pajamas. It's like eight o'clock at night.
It's just a summer night. They just want to fish.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
They're just trying to kids.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Man, Hey, hey, don't cut through our yard. Oh and
then you're cutting through their yard too with your bikes.
These are people's property. You can't just cut through the yards.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
It's a bad look.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
And then they're still just walking and she goes, go around,
go around, so they get off their bikes and go
all the way around to the road. They couldn't do.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That's a bad look, man.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
They were taking advantage of the old neighbors. Dude it
We didn't care about our yard.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
The old neighbors don't need their yard either, but they
have dogs and stuff.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
So they bark. No the dogs, No, they can't get out.
Now they're out. They're just invisible fence dogs. Ah, so
they're they're they're playing with fire. We weren't worrying about
our yard, but we were, but we were just making
sure no dogs attacked these.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Oh man, that's a bad look.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
Even worse. I didn't yell at them. I watched them
do it, told my wife, and then she went and
yelled at him. You went and told Baser, Yes, because
I knew what they were doing. I saw him from
when I was getting grocery. I was like, dang it,
they're going through our yard, Basil. I'm tony. In five minutes,
these two dang kids on their bikes are gonna be
ripping it up through our yard. And she timed it
(27:54):
and went right out there, and the Pj's yelling at him.
I was like, oh my gosh, I'm such an unk, dude.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's just I'm It's just like when we were kids
and we went through that. We would cut through this
guy's corner yard because that's where chess Day lived. He lit,
and we if you go around the curve, it takes
an extra three seconds, so we would cut through his yard.
We don't have three seconds to waste because three seconds
to chess Days and three seconds back that's six seconds
(28:20):
round trip. We ain't got time for that six seconds.
And man, he got on his bicycle one time and
chased us all through the neighborhood and finally he knocks
on my parents' door and he was like, hey, where
I come from. In San Antonio, we shoot people for that,
like for that, And my dad's like, well, this ain't
San Antonio, and that ain't This ain't your old neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh this is upper class.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
No, he's like, so whatever, they're they're just going over
the chess Day's house, and he goes, they shouldn't be
doing it. They're looking in my windows. And my dad's like, no,
they're not. I promise they're not looking in your window.
And we weren't looking in his window. But yeah, he
hated us. Man, God, he hated us. He was a
really nice guy man, really nice guy, happened to be
(29:02):
very anal about everything and what's weirdness.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
His name was Ray, I mean, it is an old
person's name.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
And he was anal just like you, and just so
uptight and like a freaking strung out. I don't know
what was I wonder what happened to him. I wish
I could look up his last name.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Most of the people we talked about from back then
are probably dead.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Oh, I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
The only reason Miss Soriing's still alive is because she
was like one year older than us. Yeah, teaching our
class with this Hey yeah, miss Butler, it was the
best computer class you've ever imagined.
Speaker 2 (29:37):
I can imagine, I can imagine you were really dialed in. Yeah,
miss Butler, like she was young too. She was probably
twenty three twenty four when she was teaching me second grade.
They're all gone, No, I think she's still around.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I mean, mister VIVI smoked when I was in second
grade and was coughing and had a bad leg like that.
Dude's been six feet under for twenty years. Probably he
would get in trouble because he would smoke too close
to the middle school. Really, he lived across the street
from the middle school, so he'd smoke the whole time.
Somebody busted him and they'd say, hey, you got to
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make sure you're not still on school property when you're smoking.
I love smoking.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Were you allowed to smoke on your high school campus?
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I never made it to high school or there, I guess,
mister vivv in that same town. But in mine, well,
we had open campus and then they found needles in
the parking lot. Yeah, open campus was closed, so kids
then before school would hide in the bushes and smoke.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Okay, because we were not allowed to smoke on our
high school campus. Some schools, I guess they have a
designated smoking area. We did not.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
So there was a street Sima Serena.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
I think that's how you say it. I may not
say it right, but all the smokers would line up
on the sidewalk across the street from the school. Same
so you could drive down that road in the morning
and they're all just over there. They are smoking away, dude,
and whoever lived over there, I felt so bad, whoever's
houses they were, because you had one hundred high school
(31:08):
students just standing on the sidewalk smoking their cigarettes, throwing
them down and walking across the.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Street to school. Not anymore with the vapes invisible killer.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Oh man, we'll take a break, we'll br it back.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Well, they told me what the vapes, Boomer said. It's
a good story here. He said, what did they do
in the bathroom so people couldn't vape?
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
There couldn't be cameras in the bathrooms.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
That would be highly illegal.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
He told me. There's something they do. I think it's
vape detectors, like a smoke detector, but it's like highly sensitive.
Otherwise you can the vape sends up. Seems like it
goes away before it even reaches the air.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Really that vape dude, Like if you're any like a
concert or a sporting event or anything like. And we
went to see who did we go see? The Harlem Globetrotters.
I don't know who he went to see, but they
freaking people vaping behind you. It's like, I mean, you
can smell it and you can see the cloud of
smoke come over your shoulder.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
It's like, guys, really that's what it is. Boomer said.
They installed vape detectors. That's impressive because kids were going
into the bathrooms. I would assume they have to or
they have you can't see. That's that's one you always
got to pay attention. I bet I was playing on
my phone when he was telling me that story. He said,
there's something installed in the bathrooms that immediately tells teachers
(32:30):
if there's a vape.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Yeah, it can't be. They can't have a teacher just
stand in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Does a teacher go with it? No?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
No, I was like that, that's too weird. You can't
have a teacher just standing in the bathroom. Hey, what's
your job at the school?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:42):
I stand in the bathroom? What?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
No, it's not like that. It's up just to make
sure kids aren't vaping.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
And most high schools have more than one bathroom, so
you'd have to jump bathrooms.
Speaker 1 (32:54):
That's quite the expense though for I guess. I mean,
it's just the same as a smoke detector. But taptain that.
I mean, they can't be cheap. Smoke detector can't be cheap.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Right, the wiring all that, and maybe the vape detector
doesn't require wires, just something you stick on the wall. Yeah,
and maybe it's not even real. Maybe they just do
it to scare the student.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
No, he said his friends get busted. Oh yeah, he's like,
you can't even not even close to vaping anymore. They're
so strict.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Well, Boomer better not be vaping.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
No, he doesn't do that. He doesn't do the lip
pillows either.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
Good. I'm proud of him for that. But can I
ask you a question something that's like on my mind,
that's I'm very frustrated by.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (33:30):
So I went to the dentist this week, right, first
time going to the net two years. So it's a
brand new dentist. And I call him up and they say, hey,
thank you for going the dental office. How can I
help you? And I'm like, oh yeah, I'm just wondering
if you're accepting new patients.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Is this deja vu?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
No, just let me get to my story. And they say, yeah,
would you like to come in. I'm like, yeah, I
haven't been in about two years. Okay, let me get
some information from me. Do you have insurance? Let me
go over that. Your name, your address? Uh, who's your
insurance with Blue Cross, Blue Shield cool of a different state,
of a different state. Which I don't understand. Makes no sense,
(34:09):
makes no sense. We're blue cross, blue shield of Illinois.
What I live in Tennessee, but anyway makes I wish
I could understand it, but I don't understand it.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
I thought I was like our word. The first time
I told the dentis that or even a doctor that?
I was like, I'm not stupid. But I got this
from work, and for some reason it says Illinois.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Yeah, because they do it, and they're like, wait, I
can't find Illinois on there?
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Like what Illinois? They never can find mine. It's a
good fifteen minute search. I'm like, great, always always.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Can you give me your member? Is there a member
ide on there? Yeah? Is there a group number? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Six one two eight four six okay? Cool? And your
sure it's of Illinois. Yeah, I don't know. The company
gave me the card.
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Yeah cool, all right, I got everything in and we
will see you Tuesday at two o'clock. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
And then you show up Tuesday at two o'clock. Oh,
welcome in. Since your first time. There's some paperwork we
need you to fill out, and it asks the same
damn questions that they asked me over the phone. Insurance
group number member. I need them. You already entered that
in the computer when I called you. Why do I
(35:25):
need to fill out this paperwork with the exact same information.
Why did we go over this for fifteen minutes on
the phone if when I get here, you're gonna fill
out the same information on a sheet of paper. Can
you explain to me why they take all the information
over the phone, put it in the computer, and then
(35:45):
I get there and I have to fill out a
piece of paper that has the same information they asked
for on the phone. Why do they do this?
Speaker 1 (35:54):
It drives me nuts? Is this your point right here
of saying this? Yes, I go to the dermatologists. They
send me an email, Hey, fill out this information. So
for ten minutes, I fill out information and I'm like, dang,
I am good to go to the dermatologist. Bazer thought
I had back cancer from me and in the sun
I was cleared six months ago. I go to the
(36:16):
dermatologist after getting the email, and the lady says, did
you get our email and fill out all the information?
I said yes, and she goes, here's an iPad. There's
gonna be some questions you got to answer. Just go
sit down and fill it out. So I'm for ten
minutes sitting in a chair filling out on the iPad stuff.
I just said. It was definitely overlap. I for sure
(36:38):
responded about my name. I for sure did the insurance crap.
I for sure said the history of my family and
skin issues all. There was some differential, but there was
a lot of overlap. Why did I have to do
the iPad if I already did it online?
Speaker 2 (36:55):
Yes? And here's the funny part. Three different sheets of paper.
First of paper, who's the insurer? Who's the main party? Me? Okay? Cool?
Name of the insurance company Blue Cross, Blue Shield of Illinois.
Boom boom. Next sheet of paper? Are you in? Do
you have insurance?
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Why is it the same crap over and over? No?
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
I'm glad you feel this because it drives me nuts.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Why do I take the time to fill out the
paperwork early online? If when I get there, you're gonna
hand me an iPad or a sheet of paper with
the exact same.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
Questions or for business for internal use only? Cool? Why
even give me that sheet? Why can't you just keep
that in the back. I don't need to see what's
for internal purposes only. Don't even include that in my paperwork?
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Yeah? Oh, now that you filled that out, can I
get a copy of your driver's license and your insurance? Well?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Why do you need a copy of it? Because I
just filled it out and didn't we submit it online.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
It drives me crazy if someone could tell me why
why that is same thing at our physical when we
go do that and that?
Speaker 1 (38:05):
And also why is it not easy to know if
you pay or not?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Oh my god, everything.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Else is cut and dried. Name this. They're they're doing
checks and balances. That's why we're filling out papers. But
then I go to the lady. This isn't even dermatologist.
This is the physical lady. So then I go, do
I owe you any money? Which they're taking notes? How
would they not know? And she goes, oh, we don't
know that. You'll just get it in the mail. So
(38:34):
I you just had me do all this official paperwork
and you can't tell me if I owe you money
or not. They'll bill you. Oh cool, So I'll just
look for a bill that's floated to my way in
like two months. Cool. Thank you. You have nothing in
your system that says the amount that I owe you
or not.
Speaker 2 (38:52):
When I get it the mail too, I think, oh
this is spam. Is sit in real? Because then I
go to the pediatrician with the kids. You know, they
sick visit. Uh who you got here? Yeah, I got
babybox one. Okay, well we got y'all checked in. Then
you're sitting there.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Uh, baby box, baby box.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
They call you to the back and look, oh, yeah,
I'm gonna be an ear infection. We'll call in drops
to the to the pharmacy. You're gonna do the drops
two times a day.
Speaker 1 (39:19):
Cool?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
And then uh, all right, that's it. Here's your paperwork.
Head on out and you walk up to the counter
and they hand you the sheet. You hand them the
sheet of paper.
Speaker 1 (39:28):
All right, you're good to go. Cool.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
Cool. Three weeks later, another baby Box two get sick,
go to the pediatrician. Yeah, we're here to check in
baby box two. Okay, Well I'm showing you have a
balance of seventy two dollars. What last time I was here,
you told me I was good to go, So why
was there not a charge when I was here? You
just wait and then decide, now that they're gone, we'll
(39:51):
just put a seventy two dollars charge on there make
it makes sense.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
And the dentist, so we've covered now dermatologist, my fit place,
which is doctor h I think, and then my dentist.
I go to them and there's never anything. There's no charge.
There was a time I got a retainer for nighttime. Yeah,
I don't even use it. Three hundred dollars that time. No,
you don't know it's anything. Got billed like two months later.
(40:17):
But then they send a bill and it's in three
different colors, a blue, yellow, and red, and it says
the amount you were, the amount that what you got costs,
the amount you may get charged, and the amount that
possibly could possibly get charged from your insure. And so
I get it in the mail and I'm like, so
(40:37):
why wouldn't it like what do I pay? The amount
that I'm supposed to get charged, the amount that could
possibly not get charged. So there's three different categories and
it says, we don't really know what your insurance is
going to cover, but if you want to be safe,
you can pay this amount or you can just wait
another two months and it'll all like flesh out what
(40:58):
is with the three different colors of three different fees
And you gotta find out like.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Hey, dude, you're just guessing. You're just guessing.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
And so then I take it into them and then
they did a pretty good job actually of explaining it.
But it was something like, well, if you pay overpay,
you can just have money on credit. Okay, cool, but
we don't really know how much your insurer is gonna pay.
But this should be dude, the three different color system,
(41:27):
this stock.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Hey, the guestimation of what you could Oh well, then
I just make it up. They literally just make it up.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
My lady was good, though, because if she actually does
listen to this, I don't want her to think I
was criticizing her, because she's like at the dentist, she's
like sixty. She just straight up she knows her crap.
But I'm like, still though, that three color coded system
a little confusing.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah, all right, guys, have a great weekend. Don't forget
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(42:10):
We will draw names Monday. Monday dreams come true, Monday
dreams will be crushed. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
How many people have signed up?
Speaker 2 (42:20):
I haven't even looked. I've been so busy, man, I
got three kids. Sorry, I mean we sound like the
insurance company. Yeah, I have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Ray, I couldn't tell if you have had one person
or a thousand people? Can you give me a guess
of it? Of how much I owe? Doc?
Speaker 2 (42:36):
I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (42:39):
I apologize literally in your all mail search fantasy and
just see how many results it says.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
Dude, just I'm sorry. There's been well here, it is here,
it is all right, twenty seven people, which isn't true.
Wasn't true because I haven't pulled it up.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
All right.
Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, I have a good weekend. But that was a
good one.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
This might be the replay.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
I think it's got to be the replay, man, Yeah,
all right, what are you doing speaking? Man?
Speaker 1 (43:08):
Can you hear the music? I hear it, man, I
wanted to end on an upbeat bed. What do we all?
We're going downtown. We're partying all day Saturday with BJ
and David. Oh for what?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
Just for fun?
Speaker 1 (43:19):
The occasion is celebrating life, all right, cool? Ray, get ready.
The prices are up fifteen to twenty dollars at most restaurants.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
They are, dude, everything's more expensive. Man, they are more expensive,
more expensive? Right?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
Or BJ and David? Good now they're back together. You
never know what those two. They're either mortal enemies or
best friends that stay the night together.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
Got it? And I did not watch the game last night. No,
I did not.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
I hear Carson Beck you're gonna want to draft him
first round?
Speaker 2 (43:55):
Oh? Really? That good?
Speaker 1 (43:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
I didn't watch it. Sorry. The high scoring game, though,
Hayes King laid out for a touchdown. I guess to win.
I don't know who won, what team.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Won, I don't care, but the Carolinas dead. But Hayes
King was top six in Heisman. He was on my
board the entire season, A dual threat at Georgia Tech.
Kid can really play. All right, see you guys later.
We're out. By Miss Souring. If you're still listening, what
(44:27):
was her maiden name? I don't know, Mann Rob Soaring,
Miss Souring.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Man Soaring, dude. It just reminds me of Summit Elementary
some of Eagles, Soaring, Soaring, too excellence. I can't sing,
but that was our song, dude. I remember jamming that song.
We used to sing it all the time. Man, we
gotta go though. All right, that's good, that's really good.
(45:05):
That's the playback.
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