December 5, 2025 • 42 mins
In today’s What’s Happening, Gary and Shannon run through the biggest stories of the day. Then Matt “Money” Smith joins the show to talk all things Chargers, from game breakdowns to what’s ahead for the team. We wrap up with Nine News Nuggets You Need to Know, a fast, fun roundup of the quirkiest and most surprising stories you might’ve missed.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. How did it get to
be the noon hour? I feel like I've said that
all week, but today specifically it flew on by because
you're having fun. I am having fun Friday and the
(00:21):
body knows it. That's right. See see commente. Sorry, I
don't know what else is going on? Time for what's happening?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Wow? Fun?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, what's happening is Monday night. Football is in Los Angeles.
It is happening Monday night. I'll be doing the show
from Sofi Stadium on Monday because I will be there
for the Chargers when they take on the Eagles. Eagles
looking awfully desperate as they come to town, your Super Bowl
champion Eagles, and they have had a rough go of
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things so far. They've got a couple key elements out
on Monday Night, but the Eagles always play physical. They'll
be taken on the Chargers and Justin Herbert without broken
left hand. It is going to be a great night,
a great event. And so you can be there with
me live at Sofi Stadium. You can get your tickets
at Chargers dot com slash tickets. Listen to all your
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pair of tickets for Monday night football Chargers Eagles. All right,
we told you at the top of the show. Biggest
story of the day is this massive merger acquisition, whatever
you want to call it, Netflix to buy Warner Brothers
study and streaming business for seventy two billion dollars at
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least two of the industry's biggest players in film and
TV Under one roof. Of course, Netflix has risen to
dominance as a household name right up there with Warner Brothers.
You know, when you think about the history of Warner
Brothers and just the back lots across the street and
all the movies made there. We talked earlier with an
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executive with the cinema industry. But what this means in
terms of, well, we see fewer feature films in the theaters.
What's going to happen to theaters. It's very early to
make any sort of assumptions about that. Of course, if
you're a cynic, you're thinking, oh, here we go, well,
you know, there goes going to the movies. Not necessarily
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the case. It may just be more of a partnership.
One of the ideas that I floated was, you know,
does this mean that Netflix gets those feature films quicker?
And maybe you pay an extra two ninety nine or
whatever on top of your monthly streaming fees to watch
a movie that was just released in the theaters sooner
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than you would normal, you know, the normal transition from
the theater to this to this streaming platform. So we'll
just have to wait and see. But huge deal, huge
merger of two massive names. There. A federal judge in
Florida has ordered the release today of grand jury transcripts
from the federal sex traffick cases of Jeffrey Epstein and
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Gallaine Maxwell. Why do I feel like this is the
story that's never gonna die, that we're all going to
be eighty years old, and every other week Jeffrey Epstein's
name will be floating around the news in some way.
It was earlier this week that we saw those bizarre
photos from the home on the or the island that
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he called home in the Caribbean. The one with the
dentist's chair was the most troubling. You're like, what the
what and why and all the things. And it wasn't
as dark as where our minds went because they've been
conditioned to go that dark. It was just that he
had somebody working for him that was using the property
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as kind of a shell company, and that person was
in the dental industry, so they could write off a
bunch of things by saying they did dental work there.
I think it was just for tax purposes. But we
all saw that dentist chair and we're like, what what's
this guy doing with that?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
My mind definitely went to dark places. I was like,
why are they doing dental work.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
On these young.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Totally? I think it was just for shell company tax
purposes rules. I hope that is that is the reason. Okay,
a Lego Land, California is announcing a Lego Galaxy opening
date during the Christmas tree lighting ceremony. This is Legos
on Legos, It's a lot. Have you ever been to
Lego Land? It is a very sweet experience. I went
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when my nephew, my two youngest nephews came to visit
one year and it was a great time. I mean,
if you love Legos, you're just The kids are just
in awe the whole time, you know, walking around with
their with their jaws agape. But let's see here they
had their tree lighting ceremony on Monday. There's so much
to do in terms of places to go in southern
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California for special holiday situations, whether it's lights or neighborhoods
or Lego Land or California Adventure or Disneyland. It seems
like around every corner there's a special Universal Studios as
well as a special holiday. Everything is just remastered to holidays.
Amy King is a big holiday girl and she's got
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like a whole She has had a whole week of
activities surrounding holiday things to do. And I think tonight
she's going to Santa Anita and there's an ice skating
rink there, which makes me want to go there because
I can't ice skate to save my life. But around
the holidays, it's kind of fun. It's a fun novelty
in southern California when it's sixty five and then you
get to go to the ice skating rink. Now, there's
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a place in San Diego.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I don't know if you've ever been, but the Hotel
del Coronado, sure where they set up an ice skating rink.
I don't know if they still do this, but I'm
pretty sure they do. They set up an ice skating
rink on the beach, so it's right between the hotel
and the beach, so you can ice skate while looking
at the ocean and the beach on one side.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Ala.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's nothing more like California than that. It's such a
wild experience.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I used to go to the one in Santa Monica
all the time, and then downtown Pershing Square. It's kind
of shady, you know, you're rolling the dice with the
Pershing squa. I don't know if they do that anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I don't know either.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It was a while ago.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
We're trying to get these little holiday magic moments here
in so cal It's just a little little more challenging.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, there is a startup called slate. It is taking
a different approach to EV's man. If you thought the
leaf was ugly, look at this truck. This is awful.
Their first model is called the Blank Slate and it's
an Evy truck. And this is the proof that ev
trucks are not going to survive the head of this
as we've taken one hundred thousand reservations from the truck
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since we revealed. It's a single color slate, gray and
it's awful. It is awful. And I don't even want
to post a picture of it because I don't I
don't want to ruin your weekend. Now, there is what
they're calling a bear invasion going on in Alta Dina,
to which I say, no, no, no, no, it's a people invasion.
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Have you all seen this five hundred and fifty pound
black bear that has been videoed? Yes, it's so cute.
It's very cute. I do too. I have them in
my backyard. I've got the bears in my street, in
my backyard. It used to be it was scary for
the first couple of bears, and now it's just kind
of like, Eh, they're not going to hurt me. They're
just living their lives. We're the ones that moved into
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their homes. Essentially, It's not like the bears just found
Altadena and decided to move in. They've been there. The
residents in this article La Times say that Altadena's bear
problem has been escalating for years. Has it? Maybe just
more people are moving in and the bears are getting
less scared of people, so they're wandering around like they
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do now. Remember one time we went to go I
live in the San Gabriel Valley there, and we went
to go grab ice cream or something or walking back home,
and there was a bear on the other side of
the street, just walking along the sidewalk, just in a
residential neighborhood RUNNNS. And my husband looked over. He's like, oh,
there's a bear right there. I look over, O m
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A hey what. But the bear took no notice of it.
He was just out there. But anyway, somebody asked me
from another part of the country when I said I
had bears in my neighborhood, oh do you have a
you have a gun? And I said, if I shot
a bear in my neighbor hood, I would be put
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in prison. That's how much the people where I live
Altadena area love the bears, you know, they can write
it up in the La Times all they say it's
an increasing problem. Nobody feels that way. Most people do
not feel that way. They love that they live where
there are bears in the backyard. It's cool. And I
think that if you harmed one of these bears, what
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you're supposed to do, if it's really a problem, is
call you know, the animal services or the city or
what have you, and they'll come out and relocate the
bear of it's a situation. But could you imagine if
somebody shot one of those bears. I mean, that person
would be vilified. It would be a disaster. But that's
just what happens in this part of the country. We
let the bears live among us, and they're cool about
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it because they're not Grizzlies are the ones that want
to eat you. They don't want anything to do with you.
All right, well we come back. We will get into
the NFL week ahead. It's weird having a Monday night
game usually at this time of day. We're having two
back to back home games for the Chargers because usually
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it's been this season a home game and away game.
A home game and away game. So Matt money Smith
is going to join me when we come back. Usually
we are flying somewhere today to watch the Chargers, and
it is crazy out there. If you're watching football the
AFC alone, it is a wild ride from week to week.
Never know who's going to show up. We'll see what
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Matt thinks when we come back.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Week thirteen is upon us and what a wild while
AFC certainly it is. Matt money Smith is host of
the Petros and Money Show along with Petros Papa Dakas,
and he is the voice of your Los Angeles Chargers
and unfortunately has to deal with me for half a year,
has been kind enough to join us. Matt, Welcome to
the show.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It was that was kind of like a fun little
connection where you're doing football talk but you've got slow
jams behind you and you kind of had a feel
like delivery, so it's.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Just well, slow jam.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, I was well, I was like trying to rip
the band aid off slowly, like for Cowboys fans, you know,
and it was you know, they're in the sad love song.
Kind of realm today I think, and uh them here
in La there are there are a lot of them.
In fact, I was talking to a guy the other
night who he and his wife got into it Cowboys
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Raiders game. Yeah, And I said, what are you doing?
He's a Cowboys fan. I said, what are you doing
taking your wife to the Cowboys Raiders game?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
How does that not end in an argument?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
House divided? Man?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That's La, right, I assume that's where Yeah, like Baldwin
Park or something.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah about about Yeah, all right, it's like, what are
you doing? I mean, marrying that person alone is trouble
and then you go to the game together. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
They say, you're supposed to get everything out there, you know,
never go to bed angry.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So you they did not. They did not.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
And by the way, I don't have.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
To put up with you half the year. I am
fortunate to work with you. I think this week not
to blow smoke, but I do think this was your pinnacle.
You were You were the person that broke the news
that Herbert was going into the tunnel. And if you
watch all the NFL film stuff like this week in
the NFL or NFL the mini movies and stuff, it's
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all you. It's like, hey, Herbert's in the tunnel, so,
oh wow, you for always being on top.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Wow. So I broke the worst news of the season
to Charters fans. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
You've got the access, man.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Some people don't have to, don't have the guts to
tip the mic on and say this is what's going on.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
But I mean, you were the one that did it.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
We love our jobs. We have you and I have
two of the coolest jobs. I mean, it does not
get any better than this, and it's a lot of fun.
It's funny because this is the first week, I think, Matt,
because we've had a home game and then away game,
and then a home game and an away game pretty
much the whole season for the Chargers, and we've had
we've been home for two weeks in a row. It's
kind of weird, and I think, you know, that's why
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I reached out to you today. We should be on
a plane somewhere, you know, I should be terrorizing you
at the scrabble game over the Middle States at this point.
End of that, we won't get into that.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
A scar tissue for me.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, so Week thirteen crazy, We've been blessed with a
lot of good games. I mean, thank god for the
NFL on Thanksgiving those three games were awesome. But here
we are. What are the games you think this weekend
we should spend our time watching? What are the games
that mean something where players teams are fighting to stay
in the playoff conversation, Well.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
If I can, if I can, can I order off
the menu? Is that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Whatever you want?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
So I think it starts.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Tomorrow, right even though you know the college Football Playoff
has minimized these conference championship games. When you have the
number one and the number two team in the nation
and Indiana has not won the Big Ten since nineteen
fifty eight, that is something if you're not doing anything
on Saturday at five pm that I would highly recommend
checking into because even though they're both going to be
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in the top four and they're both going to have
a bye, like, that's going to be a highly charged
game and that's going to mean a lot to Indiana
to try to win that game and to set a
tone for what might be the two best teams in
football and college football, you know, and just kind of
sending a message for their their next meeting. If that's
what it comes down to. So that's that's where I
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would start. If that's okay, I don't know if you're
you're into the college football or if the people listening
are into the college football, because we don't have great
teams here in UCLA who's not been great, and obviously
USC who's been disappointing. But for NFL, look, it's you
set it the end. There are going to be ten
win teams that don't make the playoffs. And that's just crazy, right,
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I Mean, typically you win ten and you're in. So
the fact that that's going to probably happen to one,
if not maybe two teams.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Especially when you look at like the AFC North right
and you've got six win teams.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, exactly, And those teams are going to host a game,
which has always been one of my big issues.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's I know, it goes back to that Seahawks. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
So you look Bears, Packers huge Texans Chiefs on Sunday night.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Massive.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
That could be an elimination game for the Chiefs if
they lose that game and they're down half of their
offensive line against the best defensive front.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Would that be an elimination game for the Texans too?
I mean, there are seven wins. O when you think
about it, there they're currently out of the wild card.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It would be their sixth loss. But then the remaining
games they have are Cardinals, Raiders, Chargers Kilts at home.
So it's kind of like it could make the Charger
Texan game an elimination game for either team.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So there's so much left to go, even though where Yeah,
aren't it?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
So you work?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You're like me, right, we work in football. We typically
lose our weekends to football. Do you watch football on
Sunday or do you take it as a I got
a Monday night or I'm getting the help?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Well, I watched I My ass will be firmly planted
on the couch all Sunday.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
And do you do red zone or do you do individuals?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I dabble. It depends on what teams. You know, what
games will be on network because I don't have the
package anymore. When I had the NFL package, you know,
when I would when I didn't work for the Chargers,
and I want to see all the forty nine Ers games,
and I had every game of the Sunday take. Oh man,
what a great time in my life that was. I mean,
I wouldn't trade this for anything, but but that was
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a great time.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Will you whip up something? Will you?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Uh? Will you kind of commemorate the occasion where you
don't have to eat sofi cafeteria food.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I will whip up nothing. I will whip up a
door dash order. Potentially, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I didn't know if it was like because it happened
so rarely for us, I mean stadium foods. So it
was especially because I'm the one that's going to just
probably zip out on Sunday and be like, you know what.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, You're going to do nothing for a couple hours.
I know, I know, I Yeah, No, I will watch
football because I just enjoy it too much, you know,
and because there are good games on this week. Uh,
and there is something nice with just sitting on the couch,
you know. And you're in your dirty sweats and uh,
that sounds weird. That sounds weird.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You're out at the y w c A throwing on
that iron around the stage. So maybe that's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Our boss is standing outside the studio right now, Matt,
and he's like, yeah, belongs outside. He's upset because he's
a Chiefs fan, and he's trying to wave me off.
He wants no part in this map. But know him.
The Chiefs are. They're done. They're done.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
It's a big that's a big it that that's that's
an interesting one.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Come on in, Brian, grab a microphone. I mean, defend yourself.
That's sports talk on what happened this week with the
with the Chiefs.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
It was bad, That's what happened. Are you ready to
put your name on it that they're done?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I'm sorry, I'm Matt. He can't hear you because he'd
have headphones.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
But that's why I just stopped talking.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, so tell me the tell me, well, you tell
him they may be they may be, And I'll tell
you why.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
I think that they're they're in serious trouble because I
think three of their starting offensive linemen are out.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Uh, that's not going to be good.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
No, you know, I mean the whole key to this
team is Mahomes doing Mahomes type things.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
He can improvise. He doesn't need a line.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Did you see the two Super Bowls? They lost no line,
no line, no line whatsoever. That was a problem. But
you know what I mean, do I think that they're
dead I'm not ready to say they're dead.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
You're not well, are you? What do you think happens
if they wink? I'll let you take this one. He
can hear you. He's got headphones now.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Oh good. So I don't want to tell you. I
don't want to tell you what I think. And I
want to tell you this story about what Chiefs fans
are like I did the Stanford Notre Dame game last weekend.
Was Steve Burline, the Great Steve Burlines Servite Friar California
Football Player of the Year in the mid eighties when
they won the CIF championship. Those surveyed Friars and and
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he calls games for the Cowboys the National radio network
and had some friends in town or he had some
friends that live in Texas. He lives in Orange County.
He was in Texas call in the game, and had
some friends that are Chiefs fans in Texas and they
and I hope he doesn't mind me sharing this story
on the air, But they were like, Hey, it's Thanksgiving,
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you're in town all night. Why don't you come to
the house. We're going to have Thanksgiving dinner after the game.
We'd love to have you, we had seen you in
a while. You shouldn't be spent in Thanksgiving alone, great cowboy.
It was never in the realm of possibility to them
that the Chiefs were going to lose this game. The
Chiefs lose and he's like, hey, you know still okay
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to come over, like you know what, we're not really
in the mood for it. Basically invited him so that
all Chiefs fans. That to me, that encapsulates Chiefs fans perfect.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Wow out how they behave or or there's an expectation
of great.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I loved I loved the Chiefs fans when they had
won nothing. When I was at the first Super Bowl.
Those are the first Super Bowl the Niners lost to
the Chiefs, not the second one I went to, but
the first one they lost. I had a couple in
front of me, Chiefs fans, and they were in their seventies,
and they were delightful, and they've been married fifty years,
and they were in tears when the Chiefs one of
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the confetti's coming down, Oh my God, assaulted the earth.
I loved it. And from that moment on, you all
became awful. You're awful to be around. You're wearing your
stupid Travis Kelcey crap, and you know, the Taylor Swift
crap and Andy Reid talking about tonsils. I've had it.
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I've had it with all of you.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
But to be honest, hasn't that just become because they've
had so much success, they're the new Patriots where I
just it's.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
One of a whole fan base decides to pretend that
they won those Super Bowls. Okay, sorry, we're being told
to break, because I'll go. I'll take over the entire
station with this rant. You know what it's like Patriots
fans when they act like they are Tom Brady and
they've gone out won all those rings, and they take
that self confidence into their personal lives and they act
like they've done all that stuff. Cheese fans are starting
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to do that.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Okay, we're not going to break.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
We have to go to break.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry. Thank you for joining me.
I apologize. That is my boss, bad move me. Heather
has the news.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
First of all, I forgot about what you learned on
the Gary and Shannon Show and I forgot we did that,
so I didn't ask for anyone to let us know.
So that I ruined that. It's fine, it's fine, okay.
Do we have any talkbacks that you wanted to play?
Are they all just awful? We're past those. We're past that, okay.
So I ruined that. And then the other thing I
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ruined was I invited our our boss in to talk football,
and then I verbally destroyed his team and his fan base,
which is basically his whole personal life. I destroyed that
and then spent the break trying to talk my way
back into not being fired. So I didn't read any
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of the nuggets. Richie came in here and was like, hey,
some of these nuggets are pretty risky, gnar Lee. So
there's some extra ones. I haven't read any of them.
So we're just gonna raw dog these things and see
what happens. I think I saved my job. I don't
know for sure exactly, but we're all in this together, right,
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We're all here. Our fingerprints are all on this crime scenes.
I love this for us. They might, but you know,
somebody's got the ripcord if this thing goes off the
rails Elmer you've got a button, right, same, I'll have
a button. All right, let's do it. Let's do it.
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Honorable Mention, Honorable Mention, serving with you.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Great and Honorable Moses.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
All right, Like I said, as advertised, I'm just picking
these up and rolling with them. It is news to you,
it is news to me. The headline seagull flies into
reporter's face while she films news segment. Well that's not good. Nope.
I love I love stories like this. When I was
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a reporter, Like if something would go wrong mid report,
I thought it just added to kind of the fun
of the whole thing. This reporter was filming a news
story in New Zealand when she was struck in the
face by a seagull. I kind of think that that's
just the doing business. Yeah, didn't that happen to like
Fabio on a roller coaster or something? You know, I
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wouldn't know that. I wouldn't know about Fabio, but I
trust you and your knowledge of that. She did respond
to the hit and apparently the injury. Oh yeah, her
face got torn up by this bird. With humor she
was doing a segment about fast fashion and the bird
flew straight into her face fast She's a former Miss
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World New Zealand and this is going to leave a scar.
But she is gorgeous, she says in the clip. Holy s.
After the incident, the film crew rushed to check on her.
A man asks her in the video, are you all right?
She says yeah, oh my god, and he says you're bleeding,
and she goes, am, I it's a whole bit. It's
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the beak or the claws. Tippy Hedron. Tippy Hedron was
the actress and the birds, and Alfred Hitchcock liked to
torment his blonde female actresses, and he made heard you
so many takes of that bird, the bird's attacking her
scene that it was a borderline abuse, when some would
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argue not even borderline. But every time I think about
a bird attacking a woman, I think about the fact
that Alfred Hitchcock did that for a sport a dark man.
Here's number nine at number nine.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I did ninth place if the Cops thirty nine times
out of tennis partners thirty two and I.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Speak nine languages.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Actually night, basically everybody at table nning. I'll be all
ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Did I catch you at niner in there? Will you
call him from Milwaukie talkie? Remember the story about the
squirrel we told you about? This? Was it yesterday the
day before? I don't know, it's all blurs, but the
squirrel that broke into the liquor store and did not
discriminate and knocking bottles off and grabbing and drinking them
out of the bottles and then passing out and spluting
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in the bathroom. Well, we've got a twenty six year
old human man from New York accused of using stolen
credit cards to buy more than sixty five thousand dollars
in liquor purchases. Nice, it was, thanks for the invite.
What kind of party, right?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Like?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Sixty five thousand dollars in liquor.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Store nineteen forty two on deck for sure? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Every time two hundred online orders more than sixty five
thousand dollars, I guess if you're going to going to
turn around and sell it. I got to say, when
I like lead, or I get into the stadiums, or
lead the stadiums and the entrepreneurs that have stocked their
coolers with water and sodas. But underneath the ice is
the Don Julio and the Medello. Brilliant, brill yent. And
(26:40):
then last week when I was leaving so Far, I
saw somebody with a cooler and full of ice and
the little baby fireballs, and I thought, brilliant, ma'am, brilliant,
you are an entrepreneur. You should get the FIFA piece price.
But yeah, this guy was using fake identities, stolen credit
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cards to place more than two hundred online orders. We
don't know what kind of liquor, but that's dedication to
sixty five thousand dollars worth to I am assuming resell it.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
You can order liquor online, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
And that squirrel, it was a raccoon.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Oh right.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I keep calling it a squirrel because you have a
lot of squirrel friends. I know it's on top of mind,
all right. Number eight, A.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Child is bold every eight second.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
This is a sweet story. I don't know what you're
talking about, Richie. This is nothing but wholesome fun. A
three year old chess prodigy has become the youngest player
to earn official rating this kid is from any guesses
(27:56):
on the country. This kid is from over this little
overachiever India, India. His name is Singh Kushwaha and Singh
has become the youngest player in chess history to earn
an official FED rating. Is that fee day fied three
years old, seven months and twenty days. He edged out
(28:16):
the previous record by Anish Sarkar, who was three years,
eight months and nineteen days when he reached the milestone
in November of last year. I don't even know if
I have any memories from being three years old, let
alone the ability. I can't play chess now. Are y
all chess player? Definitely not? I am you are?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I'm not that good.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
When did you learn? Were you three?
Speaker 6 (28:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Are you a child prodigy? Elmer?
Speaker 6 (28:41):
I wish now. I learned around like ten.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
I went to like chess club, like in after school activity,
and I just got squashed by my friend like last
week in five moves. So I can't I can't talk.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That was just one game, Elmer. You got to get
back on that horse, get it together. I used to
watch Doogie Howser MD when I was a child and
hope that like one day I would wake up with
some sort of ability that would have made me a prodigy.
Like maybe I am a doctor, like an orthopedic surgeon,
and I'm seven and I just don't know it. Like
when I'm nine, I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna
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know what a patella is. I don't even know what
that is, if that's a part of the body.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
But you know what I mean, Yeah, you got the
gift to gab though, Like it's that that's like the
best gift to have is able to communicate with people.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
You have to keep people entertained, you know. Well, I mean,
I guess being a doctor would be better, but.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, pretty much a lot of things are better, like
being a plumber better anyway. Number seven, the seventh son
of the seventh son, Thank.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
You seven years of college, don d.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Seven days. Oh my goodness, I see Michael Krozer in there.
What a gift. I didn't have this on my Yeah,
Merry Christmas to me, and I have this on my
Bengo card because Debra's not in, so Heather came in
and now Michael Krozer. Michael Krozer is going to work
today from now until eleven thirty pm. Swivensday. Oh, I
(30:17):
see where Richie may be getting us into problems here
on number seven, you have backup stuff pit porn. Never
heard of this, guys, Yes, Krozer's like, what did I
get into? I work for a family friendly program. Yes,
this is. Armpits are having a moment. Apparently there's a name.
(30:42):
It's called Mashalagnia, Michelle Agnia, Marshall agnia. It's known as
armpit licking or sweaty armpits. It's one of the most
requested fetishes of the year. According to new research, it
ranked fourth behind can I say this probably not? Okay,
(31:03):
then I won't also behind feet content, water sports. I'll
let your imaginations run with that one, and other things.
But they do say that this pit stuff is becoming mainstream.
That was a study from an ethical porn site, which
(31:25):
sounds not real. It's all over porn hub. Just kidding,
I really know, No, is it for real?
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Though?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I don't know the armpits that's a thing. They say.
There are various reasons that's hurtful to Elmer. There are
very various reasons the armpit, they say, can elicit a
sexual response. They say that it's less about the armpit itself,
but more about feeling vulnerable and less than that. It
(31:57):
can be a form of exerting control. See, this is
this is why we need to shut it all down.
Moving you know what I mean? Oh, we're moving on now.
Bro you put this story in here. You don't get
to pull the bro Yeah, you don't get to pull
the ripcord. You don't get to put porn, porn, pit
porn in front of me. And there's more, there's more,
(32:19):
there's way more in the story. Oh other stories. Oh, okay,
number six, okay, number six, there's six more weeks of
later what you picture of me? Or Rabbi and six
drunken longshom. I would just dig you in a nursing
home closer to us. I don't have to drive stick down,
drink another. Oh this is awful. Don't trust anybody out there.
(32:44):
There's a woman she's eighty four years older, name is
Anne Reid, and she has fallen victims to a sophisticated
scam by fake FBI agents. Awful, awful, there's some awful
people out there that are praying on trustworthy older people.
She thought she was helping the FBI investigate a case. Instead,
it cost her six hundred thousand dollars. It began in
(33:07):
May of this year a phone call from someone claiming
to be an FBI agent. Over the following week, she
receives these daily calls and doctor documents, including fake FBI
warrants and badges, that convinced her she was working on
an official investigation. You guys, She says, I felt for
it because I thought I was working for the FBI.
It was her son who recognized the fraudulent documents when
(33:30):
he saw me, he said, when I first sawhim, I
thought that is fake. But by then she had already
followed the scammer's instructions. She was instructed to move money
from her trust to several banks and then convert the
funds into gold bars. Oh my gosh, just awful. I
would totally fall for this one, by the way, because
(33:52):
I also would be eighty four in a little board
and totally want to get into an FBI investigation. I mean,
think about all the women that are super into true crime,
and we do a good job of our own investigations
all the time, and if the FBI came calling and
they're like, sis, we heard about how you were able
(34:13):
to tell your friend in the senior care facility, that
her boyfriend was no good and was dating all the
other women in the senior memory care facility. And now
we want you to work for us. I believe that.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
If you have a special skill, then I feel like
that's why the police would come to you, if like
you're like an expert, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, there's so.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
Many TV shows about like those types of people being
like brought.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
In, right, just like ordinary people that have a special
skill in you know, horticulture or whatever. Right, I don't
even know number. Where we were. We at five five
the year five point five.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Give me a favorite, loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Now we got people dressing up like Mickey Mouse and
robbing nothing like the holidays. A man and woman dubbed
the Mickey Bandits have been interrupted by Sambord and San
Bernardino County police. They were on a crime street yesterday morning.
It was a burglary in progress at a dental office
near Euclid and Arrow Highway. That's my dentist office. I
(35:28):
am not kidding you. That is my dentist office. That
is so funny. I hope they didn't take all their
dental stuff. I love my dentist barsoom Dental. It's right there. Yeah,
it happened about four point thirty am. Arriving officers spot
a vehicle exiting a nearby alley without its lights on,
(35:48):
attempted to stop it. Search of the car turned up
several stolen items, including a Mickey Mouse stuffed animal. They
also found burglary tools, gloves, meth pipes, and a hoodie
worn during the burglary. I guess the reason that they're
called the Mickey bandits is because they had that one
Mickey mouse stuffed animal. That's wild. I would never think
(36:10):
to knock off a dentist office because what kind of
cash is involved.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
They're not making a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
They're making tons of money, but not cash. My god,
I've built that building, Elmer, I've built that building with
my rotten teeth. Number four more minute.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Commandment number four.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Thirty seven year old woman I thought was a man
based on the mugshot has been arrested in Ocala, Florida.
O'calla Florida police officers saw her walking on a sidewalk
with no pants on. Wow, Florida's really gone upscale, hasn't it.
Did you see the little note that you left on
(36:53):
that for you Florida things? Is what Rechie wrote. Yeah,
this usually would fly though in Florida. This is like
the least of their problems. A naked thirty seven year
old woman with no pants on. That's a Tuesday. That's
not a cause for a rest. Florida's taking the fun
out of Florida now. The woman was actively drinking from
a liquor bottle that was wrapped in a plastic bag.
(37:15):
It was a three hundred and seventy five millimeter bottle
of flashpoint. Flash point that sounds like aftershock or something.
Probably same family, right. They said, seventy five percent of
the liquid inside had been consumed. That's unfortunate. See if
she kept her pants on, would we wouldn't be here today?
Would we keep your pants on? Ladies? Hello? Number three?
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Three shall be the number that count and the number
of the counting shall.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Be Three were dead within three hours three security clearance
level three, all.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Three of three.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I got all three of you guys, for the rest
of your na being born live. After that three days
they both start to stink. Three, oh gosh. Man has
been in troubled seventy three years old. He's from Mississippi.
He attempted to purchase a baby at an auction house.
(38:10):
His name is Howel Jean Penton. He approached a woman
Angie auction house and asked if he could buy her
ten month old daughter. I would like to chalk this
up to mental illness. You can't buy babies in public
like this. You have to do them the way my
parents did through some sort of the agency. Yeah. Number two,
(38:38):
what's going on?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
YouTube?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
People?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
There's two sons and no women who ring. This was
in the other pile and it kind of piqued my interest.
There's a Rockefeller, Yes, that Rockefeller who was reporting reported
missing in nineteen sixty one. It turns out he was
(39:08):
living with cannibals. Yes, I never knew this chapter of
the Rockefeller history that is now getting the documentary treatment.
He went on a trip to the jungle and his
name was Michael Rockefeller and no one ever found him again.
Did he get eaten by the cannibals? November seventeenth, nineteen
(39:32):
sixty one. He was with a Dutch anthropologist and they
something happened with the boat. They ended up on an
island living with cannibals and were seen no more. See,
rich kids get into the weirdest stuff. If you're struggling
and you can't provide the nice life for your kids,
you're doing just fine because you know what's not going
(39:54):
to happen. Your kid's going to be rich and bored
and go on a boat with a Dutchman and end
up being eaten by cannibals. You're not wrong, You're doing fine.
Number one weird number one, number.
Speaker 6 (40:06):
One, We're number one. Then I decided to look out
for number one.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Are you the nine one row? Number one?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Number one? Hey, what what is it with the masturbating
in public? What is the allure of that? It seems
like these stories are creeping into the nuggets more and
more in recent years. I first encountered my public masturbator
on the platform of the gold Line in the middle
(40:35):
of the day. I was headed to Dodger Stadium and
there he was, right in the sunlight doing that thing.
And apparently now there's a story coming out of the
Baltimore County Fire Department where an employee. Allegedly, this is
his thing. It's not a one time thing. He's done
this at multiple firehouses in the county. Apparently people tried
(40:59):
to talk to him about this. It keeps happening. There's
been has Matt called in to clean up the work surfaces.
Did you see the spots where he was No? No,
I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Well the point do you think he's tried to put
out a fire with his own hosts?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Well, this is where he aimed the hose elmer, door handles,
push plates, light switches, bathrooms, all fixtures in bathrooms, water fountains, kitchens, sinks,
appliances inside and out, bunk rooms, beds, furnitures, lockers, floors.
Several vehicles, including the qRT and the MH one Slash two,
(41:37):
all of them got the hose treatment from this gentleman. Insane.
That's a lot. Well, Okay, we're gonna move on. We're
going to Yeah, John Cobalt shows coming up next. We
may see you Monday. Have a great weekend. Love you.
You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
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This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I AM six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. How did it get to
be the noon hour? I feel like I've said that
all week, but today specifically it flew on by because
you're having fun. I am having fun Friday and the
(00:21):
body knows it. That's right. See see commente. Sorry, I
don't know what else is going on? Time for what's happening?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Wow? Fun?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, what's happening is Monday night. Football is in Los Angeles.
It is happening Monday night. I'll be doing the show
from Sofi Stadium on Monday because I will be there
for the Chargers when they take on the Eagles. Eagles
looking awfully desperate as they come to town, your Super Bowl
champion Eagles, and they have had a rough go of
(01:01):
things so far. They've got a couple key elements out
on Monday Night, but the Eagles always play physical. They'll
be taken on the Chargers and Justin Herbert without broken
left hand. It is going to be a great night,
a great event. And so you can be there with
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pair of tickets for Monday night football Chargers Eagles. All right,
we told you at the top of the show. Biggest
story of the day is this massive merger acquisition, whatever
you want to call it, Netflix to buy Warner Brothers
study and streaming business for seventy two billion dollars at
(02:04):
least two of the industry's biggest players in film and
TV Under one roof. Of course, Netflix has risen to
dominance as a household name right up there with Warner Brothers.
You know, when you think about the history of Warner
Brothers and just the back lots across the street and
all the movies made there. We talked earlier with an
(02:26):
executive with the cinema industry. But what this means in
terms of, well, we see fewer feature films in the theaters.
What's going to happen to theaters. It's very early to
make any sort of assumptions about that. Of course, if
you're a cynic, you're thinking, oh, here we go, well,
you know, there goes going to the movies. Not necessarily
(02:46):
the case. It may just be more of a partnership.
One of the ideas that I floated was, you know,
does this mean that Netflix gets those feature films quicker?
And maybe you pay an extra two ninety nine or
whatever on top of your monthly streaming fees to watch
a movie that was just released in the theaters sooner
(03:07):
than you would normal, you know, the normal transition from
the theater to this to this streaming platform. So we'll
just have to wait and see. But huge deal, huge
merger of two massive names. There. A federal judge in
Florida has ordered the release today of grand jury transcripts
from the federal sex traffick cases of Jeffrey Epstein and
(03:30):
Gallaine Maxwell. Why do I feel like this is the
story that's never gonna die, that we're all going to
be eighty years old, and every other week Jeffrey Epstein's
name will be floating around the news in some way.
It was earlier this week that we saw those bizarre
photos from the home on the or the island that
(03:52):
he called home in the Caribbean. The one with the
dentist's chair was the most troubling. You're like, what the
what and why and all the things. And it wasn't
as dark as where our minds went because they've been
conditioned to go that dark. It was just that he
had somebody working for him that was using the property
(04:12):
as kind of a shell company, and that person was
in the dental industry, so they could write off a
bunch of things by saying they did dental work there.
I think it was just for tax purposes. But we
all saw that dentist chair and we're like, what what's
this guy doing with that?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
My mind definitely went to dark places. I was like,
why are they doing dental work.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
On these young.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Totally? I think it was just for shell company tax
purposes rules. I hope that is that is the reason. Okay,
a Lego Land, California is announcing a Lego Galaxy opening
date during the Christmas tree lighting ceremony. This is Legos
on Legos, It's a lot. Have you ever been to
Lego Land? It is a very sweet experience. I went
(04:57):
when my nephew, my two youngest nephews came to visit
one year and it was a great time. I mean,
if you love Legos, you're just The kids are just
in awe the whole time, you know, walking around with
their with their jaws agape. But let's see here they
had their tree lighting ceremony on Monday. There's so much
to do in terms of places to go in southern
(05:19):
California for special holiday situations, whether it's lights or neighborhoods
or Lego Land or California Adventure or Disneyland. It seems
like around every corner there's a special Universal Studios as
well as a special holiday. Everything is just remastered to holidays.
Amy King is a big holiday girl and she's got
(05:41):
like a whole She has had a whole week of
activities surrounding holiday things to do. And I think tonight
she's going to Santa Anita and there's an ice skating
rink there, which makes me want to go there because
I can't ice skate to save my life. But around
the holidays, it's kind of fun. It's a fun novelty
in southern California when it's sixty five and then you
get to go to the ice skating rink. Now, there's
(06:03):
a place in San Diego.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I don't know if you've ever been, but the Hotel
del Coronado, sure where they set up an ice skating rink.
I don't know if they still do this, but I'm
pretty sure they do. They set up an ice skating
rink on the beach, so it's right between the hotel
and the beach, so you can ice skate while looking
at the ocean and the beach on one side.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Ala.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
It's nothing more like California than that. It's such a
wild experience.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
I used to go to the one in Santa Monica
all the time, and then downtown Pershing Square. It's kind
of shady, you know, you're rolling the dice with the
Pershing squa. I don't know if they do that anymore.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
I don't know either.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
It was a while ago.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
We're trying to get these little holiday magic moments here
in so cal It's just a little little more challenging.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Okay, there is a startup called slate. It is taking
a different approach to EV's man. If you thought the
leaf was ugly, look at this truck. This is awful.
Their first model is called the Blank Slate and it's
an Evy truck. And this is the proof that ev
trucks are not going to survive the head of this
as we've taken one hundred thousand reservations from the truck
(07:13):
since we revealed. It's a single color slate, gray and
it's awful. It is awful. And I don't even want
to post a picture of it because I don't I
don't want to ruin your weekend. Now, there is what
they're calling a bear invasion going on in Alta Dina,
to which I say, no, no, no, no, it's a people invasion.
(07:36):
Have you all seen this five hundred and fifty pound
black bear that has been videoed? Yes, it's so cute.
It's very cute. I do too. I have them in
my backyard. I've got the bears in my street, in
my backyard. It used to be it was scary for
the first couple of bears, and now it's just kind
of like, Eh, they're not going to hurt me. They're
just living their lives. We're the ones that moved into
(07:57):
their homes. Essentially, It's not like the bears just found
Altadena and decided to move in. They've been there. The
residents in this article La Times say that Altadena's bear
problem has been escalating for years. Has it? Maybe just
more people are moving in and the bears are getting
less scared of people, so they're wandering around like they
(08:21):
do now. Remember one time we went to go I
live in the San Gabriel Valley there, and we went
to go grab ice cream or something or walking back home,
and there was a bear on the other side of
the street, just walking along the sidewalk, just in a
residential neighborhood RUNNNS. And my husband looked over. He's like, oh,
there's a bear right there. I look over, O m
(08:41):
A hey what. But the bear took no notice of it.
He was just out there. But anyway, somebody asked me
from another part of the country when I said I
had bears in my neighborhood, oh do you have a
you have a gun? And I said, if I shot
a bear in my neighbor hood, I would be put
(09:01):
in prison. That's how much the people where I live
Altadena area love the bears, you know, they can write
it up in the La Times all they say it's
an increasing problem. Nobody feels that way. Most people do
not feel that way. They love that they live where
there are bears in the backyard. It's cool. And I
think that if you harmed one of these bears, what
(09:22):
you're supposed to do, if it's really a problem, is
call you know, the animal services or the city or
what have you, and they'll come out and relocate the
bear of it's a situation. But could you imagine if
somebody shot one of those bears. I mean, that person
would be vilified. It would be a disaster. But that's
just what happens in this part of the country. We
let the bears live among us, and they're cool about
(09:42):
it because they're not Grizzlies are the ones that want
to eat you. They don't want anything to do with you.
All right, well we come back. We will get into
the NFL week ahead. It's weird having a Monday night
game usually at this time of day. We're having two
back to back home games for the Chargers because usually
(10:04):
it's been this season a home game and away game.
A home game and away game. So Matt money Smith
is going to join me when we come back. Usually
we are flying somewhere today to watch the Chargers, and
it is crazy out there. If you're watching football the
AFC alone, it is a wild ride from week to week.
Never know who's going to show up. We'll see what
(10:25):
Matt thinks when we come back.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Week thirteen is upon us and what a wild while
AFC certainly it is. Matt money Smith is host of
the Petros and Money Show along with Petros Papa Dakas,
and he is the voice of your Los Angeles Chargers
and unfortunately has to deal with me for half a year,
has been kind enough to join us. Matt, Welcome to
the show.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It was that was kind of like a fun little
connection where you're doing football talk but you've got slow
jams behind you and you kind of had a feel
like delivery, so it's.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Just well, slow jam.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Yeah, I was well, I was like trying to rip
the band aid off slowly, like for Cowboys fans, you know,
and it was you know, they're in the sad love song.
Kind of realm today I think, and uh them here
in La there are there are a lot of them.
In fact, I was talking to a guy the other
night who he and his wife got into it Cowboys
(11:31):
Raiders game. Yeah, And I said, what are you doing?
He's a Cowboys fan. I said, what are you doing
taking your wife to the Cowboys Raiders game?
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Like?
Speaker 1 (11:39):
How does that not end in an argument?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
House divided? Man?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
That's La, right, I assume that's where Yeah, like Baldwin
Park or something.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah about about Yeah, all right, it's like, what are
you doing? I mean, marrying that person alone is trouble
and then you go to the game together. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
They say, you're supposed to get everything out there, you know,
never go to bed angry.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So you they did not. They did not.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
And by the way, I don't have.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
To put up with you half the year. I am
fortunate to work with you. I think this week not
to blow smoke, but I do think this was your pinnacle.
You were You were the person that broke the news
that Herbert was going into the tunnel. And if you
watch all the NFL film stuff like this week in
the NFL or NFL the mini movies and stuff, it's
(12:26):
all you. It's like, hey, Herbert's in the tunnel, so,
oh wow, you for always being on top.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Wow. So I broke the worst news of the season
to Charters fans. That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
You've got the access, man.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Some people don't have to, don't have the guts to
tip the mic on and say this is what's going on.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
But I mean, you were the one that did it.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
We love our jobs. We have you and I have
two of the coolest jobs. I mean, it does not
get any better than this, and it's a lot of fun.
It's funny because this is the first week, I think, Matt,
because we've had a home game and then away game,
and then a home game and an away game pretty
much the whole season for the Chargers, and we've had
we've been home for two weeks in a row. It's
kind of weird, and I think, you know, that's why
(13:04):
I reached out to you today. We should be on
a plane somewhere, you know, I should be terrorizing you
at the scrabble game over the Middle States at this point.
End of that, we won't get into that.
Speaker 4 (13:13):
A scar tissue for me.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, so Week thirteen crazy, We've been blessed with a
lot of good games. I mean, thank god for the
NFL on Thanksgiving those three games were awesome. But here
we are. What are the games you think this weekend
we should spend our time watching? What are the games
that mean something where players teams are fighting to stay
in the playoff conversation, Well.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
If I can, if I can, can I order off
the menu? Is that? Okay?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
Whatever you want?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
So I think it starts.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Tomorrow, right even though you know the college Football Playoff
has minimized these conference championship games. When you have the
number one and the number two team in the nation
and Indiana has not won the Big Ten since nineteen
fifty eight, that is something if you're not doing anything
on Saturday at five pm that I would highly recommend
checking into because even though they're both going to be
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in the top four and they're both going to have
a bye, like, that's going to be a highly charged
game and that's going to mean a lot to Indiana
to try to win that game and to set a
tone for what might be the two best teams in
football and college football, you know, and just kind of
sending a message for their their next meeting. If that's
what it comes down to. So that's that's where I
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would start. If that's okay, I don't know if you're
you're into the college football or if the people listening
are into the college football, because we don't have great
teams here in UCLA who's not been great, and obviously
USC who's been disappointing. But for NFL, look, it's you
set it the end. There are going to be ten
win teams that don't make the playoffs. And that's just crazy, right,
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I Mean, typically you win ten and you're in. So
the fact that that's going to probably happen to one,
if not maybe two teams.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Especially when you look at like the AFC North right
and you've got six win teams.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, exactly, And those teams are going to host a game,
which has always been one of my big issues.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's I know, it goes back to that Seahawks. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
So you look Bears, Packers huge Texans Chiefs on Sunday night.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Massive.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
That could be an elimination game for the Chiefs if
they lose that game and they're down half of their
offensive line against the best defensive front.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Would that be an elimination game for the Texans too?
I mean, there are seven wins. O when you think
about it, there they're currently out of the wild card.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
It would be their sixth loss. But then the remaining
games they have are Cardinals, Raiders, Chargers Kilts at home.
So it's kind of like it could make the Charger
Texan game an elimination game for either team.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So there's so much left to go, even though where Yeah,
aren't it?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
So you work?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
You're like me, right, we work in football. We typically
lose our weekends to football. Do you watch football on
Sunday or do you take it as a I got
a Monday night or I'm getting the help?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Well, I watched I My ass will be firmly planted
on the couch all Sunday.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
And do you do red zone or do you do individuals?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
I dabble. It depends on what teams. You know, what
games will be on network because I don't have the
package anymore. When I had the NFL package, you know,
when I would when I didn't work for the Chargers,
and I want to see all the forty nine Ers games,
and I had every game of the Sunday take. Oh man,
what a great time in my life that was. I mean,
I wouldn't trade this for anything, but but that was
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a great time.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Will you whip up something? Will you?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Uh? Will you kind of commemorate the occasion where you
don't have to eat sofi cafeteria food.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
I will whip up nothing. I will whip up a
door dash order. Potentially, that's fine.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I didn't know if it was like because it happened
so rarely for us, I mean stadium foods. So it
was especially because I'm the one that's going to just
probably zip out on Sunday and be like, you know what.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah, You're going to do nothing for a couple hours.
I know, I know, I Yeah, No, I will watch
football because I just enjoy it too much, you know,
and because there are good games on this week. Uh,
and there is something nice with just sitting on the couch,
you know. And you're in your dirty sweats and uh,
that sounds weird. That sounds weird.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You're out at the y w c A throwing on
that iron around the stage. So maybe that's what's going on.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Our boss is standing outside the studio right now, Matt,
and he's like, yeah, belongs outside. He's upset because he's
a Chiefs fan, and he's trying to wave me off.
He wants no part in this map. But know him.
The Chiefs are. They're done. They're done.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
It's a big that's a big it that that's that's
an interesting one.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Come on in, Brian, grab a microphone. I mean, defend yourself.
That's sports talk on what happened this week with the
with the Chiefs.
Speaker 5 (17:43):
It was bad, That's what happened. Are you ready to
put your name on it that they're done?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I'm sorry, I'm Matt. He can't hear you because he'd
have headphones.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
But that's why I just stopped talking.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, so tell me the tell me, well, you tell
him they may be they may be, And I'll tell
you why.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
I think that they're they're in serious trouble because I
think three of their starting offensive linemen are out.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Uh, that's not going to be good.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
No, you know, I mean the whole key to this
team is Mahomes doing Mahomes type things.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
He can improvise. He doesn't need a line.
Speaker 5 (18:21):
Did you see the two Super Bowls? They lost no line,
no line, no line whatsoever. That was a problem. But
you know what I mean, do I think that they're
dead I'm not ready to say they're dead.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
You're not well, are you? What do you think happens
if they wink? I'll let you take this one. He
can hear you. He's got headphones now.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Oh good. So I don't want to tell you. I
don't want to tell you what I think. And I
want to tell you this story about what Chiefs fans
are like I did the Stanford Notre Dame game last weekend.
Was Steve Burline, the Great Steve Burlines Servite Friar California
Football Player of the Year in the mid eighties when
they won the CIF championship. Those surveyed Friars and and
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he calls games for the Cowboys the National radio network
and had some friends in town or he had some
friends that live in Texas. He lives in Orange County.
He was in Texas call in the game, and had
some friends that are Chiefs fans in Texas and they
and I hope he doesn't mind me sharing this story
on the air, But they were like, Hey, it's Thanksgiving,
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you're in town all night. Why don't you come to
the house. We're going to have Thanksgiving dinner after the game.
We'd love to have you, we had seen you in
a while. You shouldn't be spent in Thanksgiving alone, great cowboy.
It was never in the realm of possibility to them
that the Chiefs were going to lose this game. The
Chiefs lose and he's like, hey, you know still okay
(19:42):
to come over, like you know what, we're not really
in the mood for it. Basically invited him so that
all Chiefs fans. That to me, that encapsulates Chiefs fans perfect.
Speaker 5 (19:54):
Wow out how they behave or or there's an expectation
of great.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I loved I loved the Chiefs fans when they had
won nothing. When I was at the first Super Bowl.
Those are the first Super Bowl the Niners lost to
the Chiefs, not the second one I went to, but
the first one they lost. I had a couple in
front of me, Chiefs fans, and they were in their seventies,
and they were delightful, and they've been married fifty years,
and they were in tears when the Chiefs one of
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the confetti's coming down, Oh my God, assaulted the earth.
I loved it. And from that moment on, you all
became awful. You're awful to be around. You're wearing your
stupid Travis Kelcey crap, and you know, the Taylor Swift
crap and Andy Reid talking about tonsils. I've had it.
(20:42):
I've had it with all of you.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
But to be honest, hasn't that just become because they've
had so much success, they're the new Patriots where I
just it's.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
One of a whole fan base decides to pretend that
they won those Super Bowls. Okay, sorry, we're being told
to break, because I'll go. I'll take over the entire
station with this rant. You know what it's like Patriots
fans when they act like they are Tom Brady and
they've gone out won all those rings, and they take
that self confidence into their personal lives and they act
like they've done all that stuff. Cheese fans are starting
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to do that.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
Okay, we're not going to break.
Speaker 6 (21:18):
We have to go to break.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Okay, I'm sorry, guys, I'm sorry. Thank you for joining me.
I apologize. That is my boss, bad move me. Heather
has the news.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
First of all, I forgot about what you learned on
the Gary and Shannon Show and I forgot we did that,
so I didn't ask for anyone to let us know.
So that I ruined that. It's fine, it's fine, okay.
Do we have any talkbacks that you wanted to play?
Are they all just awful? We're past those. We're past that, okay.
So I ruined that. And then the other thing I
(21:58):
ruined was I invited our our boss in to talk football,
and then I verbally destroyed his team and his fan base,
which is basically his whole personal life. I destroyed that
and then spent the break trying to talk my way
back into not being fired. So I didn't read any
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of the nuggets. Richie came in here and was like, hey,
some of these nuggets are pretty risky, gnar Lee. So
there's some extra ones. I haven't read any of them.
So we're just gonna raw dog these things and see
what happens. I think I saved my job. I don't
know for sure exactly, but we're all in this together, right,
(22:43):
We're all here. Our fingerprints are all on this crime scenes.
I love this for us. They might, but you know,
somebody's got the ripcord if this thing goes off the
rails Elmer you've got a button, right, same, I'll have
a button. All right, let's do it. Let's do it.
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Honorable Mention, Honorable Mention, serving with you.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Great and Honorable Moses.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
All right, Like I said, as advertised, I'm just picking
these up and rolling with them. It is news to you,
it is news to me. The headline seagull flies into
reporter's face while she films news segment. Well that's not good. Nope.
I love I love stories like this. When I was
(23:44):
a reporter, Like if something would go wrong mid report,
I thought it just added to kind of the fun
of the whole thing. This reporter was filming a news
story in New Zealand when she was struck in the
face by a seagull. I kind of think that that's
just the doing business. Yeah, didn't that happen to like
Fabio on a roller coaster or something? You know, I
(24:05):
wouldn't know that. I wouldn't know about Fabio, but I
trust you and your knowledge of that. She did respond
to the hit and apparently the injury. Oh yeah, her
face got torn up by this bird. With humor she
was doing a segment about fast fashion and the bird
flew straight into her face fast She's a former Miss
(24:27):
World New Zealand and this is going to leave a scar.
But she is gorgeous, she says in the clip. Holy s.
After the incident, the film crew rushed to check on her.
A man asks her in the video, are you all right?
She says yeah, oh my god, and he says you're bleeding,
and she goes, am, I it's a whole bit. It's
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the beak or the claws. Tippy Hedron. Tippy Hedron was
the actress and the birds, and Alfred Hitchcock liked to
torment his blonde female actresses, and he made heard you
so many takes of that bird, the bird's attacking her
scene that it was a borderline abuse, when some would
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argue not even borderline. But every time I think about
a bird attacking a woman, I think about the fact
that Alfred Hitchcock did that for a sport a dark man.
Here's number nine at number nine.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I did ninth place if the Cops thirty nine times
out of tennis partners thirty two and I.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
Speak nine languages.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Actually night, basically everybody at table nning. I'll be all
ready to go another nine and niner?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
Did I catch you at niner in there? Will you
call him from Milwaukie talkie? Remember the story about the
squirrel we told you about? This? Was it yesterday the
day before? I don't know, it's all blurs, but the
squirrel that broke into the liquor store and did not
discriminate and knocking bottles off and grabbing and drinking them
out of the bottles and then passing out and spluting
(25:51):
in the bathroom. Well, we've got a twenty six year
old human man from New York accused of using stolen
credit cards to buy more than sixty five thousand dollars
in liquor purchases. Nice, it was, thanks for the invite.
What kind of party, right?
Speaker 4 (26:09):
Like?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Sixty five thousand dollars in liquor.
Speaker 6 (26:11):
Store nineteen forty two on deck for sure? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Every time two hundred online orders more than sixty five
thousand dollars, I guess if you're going to going to
turn around and sell it. I got to say, when
I like lead, or I get into the stadiums, or
lead the stadiums and the entrepreneurs that have stocked their
coolers with water and sodas. But underneath the ice is
the Don Julio and the Medello. Brilliant, brill yent. And
(26:40):
then last week when I was leaving so Far, I
saw somebody with a cooler and full of ice and
the little baby fireballs, and I thought, brilliant, ma'am, brilliant,
you are an entrepreneur. You should get the FIFA piece price.
But yeah, this guy was using fake identities, stolen credit
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cards to place more than two hundred online orders. We
don't know what kind of liquor, but that's dedication to
sixty five thousand dollars worth to I am assuming resell it.
Speaker 6 (27:11):
You can order liquor online, yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
And that squirrel, it was a raccoon.
Speaker 6 (27:16):
Oh right.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I keep calling it a squirrel because you have a
lot of squirrel friends. I know it's on top of mind,
all right. Number eight, A.
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Child is bold every eight second.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
This is a sweet story. I don't know what you're
talking about, Richie. This is nothing but wholesome fun. A
three year old chess prodigy has become the youngest player
to earn official rating this kid is from any guesses
(27:56):
on the country. This kid is from over this little
overachiever India, India. His name is Singh Kushwaha and Singh
has become the youngest player in chess history to earn
an official FED rating. Is that fee day fied three
years old, seven months and twenty days. He edged out
(28:16):
the previous record by Anish Sarkar, who was three years,
eight months and nineteen days when he reached the milestone
in November of last year. I don't even know if
I have any memories from being three years old, let
alone the ability. I can't play chess now. Are y
all chess player? Definitely not? I am you are?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (28:36):
I'm not that good.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
When did you learn? Were you three?
Speaker 6 (28:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Are you a child prodigy? Elmer?
Speaker 6 (28:41):
I wish now. I learned around like ten.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
I went to like chess club, like in after school activity,
and I just got squashed by my friend like last
week in five moves. So I can't I can't talk.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
That was just one game, Elmer. You got to get
back on that horse, get it together. I used to
watch Doogie Howser MD when I was a child and
hope that like one day I would wake up with
some sort of ability that would have made me a prodigy.
Like maybe I am a doctor, like an orthopedic surgeon,
and I'm seven and I just don't know it. Like
when I'm nine, I'm gonna wake up and I'm gonna
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know what a patella is. I don't even know what
that is, if that's a part of the body.
Speaker 7 (29:19):
But you know what I mean, Yeah, you got the
gift to gab though, Like it's that that's like the
best gift to have is able to communicate with people.
Speaker 6 (29:27):
You have to keep people entertained, you know. Well, I mean,
I guess being a doctor would be better, but.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, pretty much a lot of things are better, like
being a plumber better anyway. Number seven, the seventh son
of the seventh son, Thank.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
You seven years of college, don d.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Seven days. Oh my goodness, I see Michael Krozer in there.
What a gift. I didn't have this on my Yeah,
Merry Christmas to me, and I have this on my
Bengo card because Debra's not in, so Heather came in
and now Michael Krozer. Michael Krozer is going to work
today from now until eleven thirty pm. Swivensday. Oh, I
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see where Richie may be getting us into problems here
on number seven, you have backup stuff pit porn. Never
heard of this, guys, Yes, Krozer's like, what did I
get into? I work for a family friendly program. Yes,
this is. Armpits are having a moment. Apparently there's a name.
(30:42):
It's called Mashalagnia, Michelle Agnia, Marshall agnia. It's known as
armpit licking or sweaty armpits. It's one of the most
requested fetishes of the year. According to new research, it
ranked fourth behind can I say this probably not? Okay,
(31:03):
then I won't also behind feet content, water sports. I'll
let your imaginations run with that one, and other things.
But they do say that this pit stuff is becoming mainstream.
That was a study from an ethical porn site, which
(31:25):
sounds not real. It's all over porn hub. Just kidding,
I really know, No, is it for real?
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Though?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
I don't know the armpits that's a thing. They say.
There are various reasons that's hurtful to Elmer. There are
very various reasons the armpit, they say, can elicit a
sexual response. They say that it's less about the armpit itself,
but more about feeling vulnerable and less than that. It
(31:57):
can be a form of exerting control. See, this is
this is why we need to shut it all down.
Moving you know what I mean? Oh, we're moving on now.
Bro you put this story in here. You don't get
to pull the bro Yeah, you don't get to pull
the ripcord. You don't get to put porn, porn, pit
porn in front of me. And there's more, there's more,
(32:19):
there's way more in the story. Oh other stories. Oh, okay,
number six, okay, number six, there's six more weeks of
later what you picture of me? Or Rabbi and six
drunken longshom. I would just dig you in a nursing
home closer to us. I don't have to drive stick down,
drink another. Oh this is awful. Don't trust anybody out there.
(32:44):
There's a woman she's eighty four years older, name is
Anne Reid, and she has fallen victims to a sophisticated
scam by fake FBI agents. Awful, awful, there's some awful
people out there that are praying on trustworthy older people.
She thought she was helping the FBI investigate a case. Instead,
it cost her six hundred thousand dollars. It began in
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May of this year a phone call from someone claiming
to be an FBI agent. Over the following week, she
receives these daily calls and doctor documents, including fake FBI
warrants and badges, that convinced her she was working on
an official investigation. You guys, She says, I felt for
it because I thought I was working for the FBI.
It was her son who recognized the fraudulent documents when
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he saw me, he said, when I first sawhim, I
thought that is fake. But by then she had already
followed the scammer's instructions. She was instructed to move money
from her trust to several banks and then convert the
funds into gold bars. Oh my gosh, just awful. I
would totally fall for this one, by the way, because
(33:52):
I also would be eighty four in a little board
and totally want to get into an FBI investigation. I mean,
think about all the women that are super into true crime,
and we do a good job of our own investigations
all the time, and if the FBI came calling and
they're like, sis, we heard about how you were able
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to tell your friend in the senior care facility, that
her boyfriend was no good and was dating all the
other women in the senior memory care facility. And now
we want you to work for us. I believe that.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
If you have a special skill, then I feel like
that's why the police would come to you, if like
you're like an expert, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Yeah, there's so.
Speaker 7 (34:36):
Many TV shows about like those types of people being
like brought.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
In, right, just like ordinary people that have a special
skill in you know, horticulture or whatever. Right, I don't
even know number. Where we were. We at five five
the year five point five.
Speaker 4 (35:00):
Give me a favorite, loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Now we got people dressing up like Mickey Mouse and
robbing nothing like the holidays. A man and woman dubbed
the Mickey Bandits have been interrupted by Sambord and San
Bernardino County police. They were on a crime street yesterday morning.
It was a burglary in progress at a dental office
near Euclid and Arrow Highway. That's my dentist office. I
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am not kidding you. That is my dentist office. That
is so funny. I hope they didn't take all their
dental stuff. I love my dentist barsoom Dental. It's right there. Yeah,
it happened about four point thirty am. Arriving officers spot
a vehicle exiting a nearby alley without its lights on,
(35:48):
attempted to stop it. Search of the car turned up
several stolen items, including a Mickey Mouse stuffed animal. They
also found burglary tools, gloves, meth pipes, and a hoodie
worn during the burglary. I guess the reason that they're
called the Mickey bandits is because they had that one
Mickey mouse stuffed animal. That's wild. I would never think
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to knock off a dentist office because what kind of
cash is involved.
Speaker 6 (36:14):
They're not making a lot of money.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
They're making tons of money, but not cash. My god,
I've built that building, Elmer, I've built that building with
my rotten teeth. Number four more minute.
Speaker 4 (36:28):
Is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 5 (36:31):
Commandment number four.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
This isn't the same world you left four years ago.
Thirty seven year old woman I thought was a man
based on the mugshot has been arrested in Ocala, Florida.
O'calla Florida police officers saw her walking on a sidewalk
with no pants on. Wow, Florida's really gone upscale, hasn't it.
Did you see the little note that you left on
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that for you Florida things? Is what Rechie wrote. Yeah,
this usually would fly though in Florida. This is like
the least of their problems. A naked thirty seven year
old woman with no pants on. That's a Tuesday. That's
not a cause for a rest. Florida's taking the fun
out of Florida now. The woman was actively drinking from
a liquor bottle that was wrapped in a plastic bag.
(37:15):
It was a three hundred and seventy five millimeter bottle
of flashpoint. Flash point that sounds like aftershock or something.
Probably same family, right. They said, seventy five percent of
the liquid inside had been consumed. That's unfortunate. See if
she kept her pants on, would we wouldn't be here today?
Would we keep your pants on? Ladies? Hello? Number three?
Speaker 6 (37:38):
Three shall be the number that count and the number
of the counting shall.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Be Three were dead within three hours three security clearance
level three, all.
Speaker 4 (37:48):
Three of three.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
I got all three of you guys, for the rest
of your na being born live. After that three days
they both start to stink. Three, oh gosh. Man has
been in troubled seventy three years old. He's from Mississippi.
He attempted to purchase a baby at an auction house.
(38:10):
His name is Howel Jean Penton. He approached a woman
Angie auction house and asked if he could buy her
ten month old daughter. I would like to chalk this
up to mental illness. You can't buy babies in public
like this. You have to do them the way my
parents did through some sort of the agency. Yeah. Number two,
(38:38):
what's going on?
Speaker 6 (38:39):
YouTube?
Speaker 2 (38:43):
People?
Speaker 1 (38:44):
There's two sons and no women who ring. This was
in the other pile and it kind of piqued my interest.
There's a Rockefeller, Yes, that Rockefeller who was reporting reported
missing in nineteen sixty one. It turns out he was
(39:08):
living with cannibals. Yes, I never knew this chapter of
the Rockefeller history that is now getting the documentary treatment.
He went on a trip to the jungle and his
name was Michael Rockefeller and no one ever found him again.
Did he get eaten by the cannibals? November seventeenth, nineteen
(39:32):
sixty one. He was with a Dutch anthropologist and they
something happened with the boat. They ended up on an
island living with cannibals and were seen no more. See,
rich kids get into the weirdest stuff. If you're struggling
and you can't provide the nice life for your kids,
you're doing just fine because you know what's not going
(39:54):
to happen. Your kid's going to be rich and bored
and go on a boat with a Dutchman and end
up being eaten by cannibals. You're not wrong, You're doing fine.
Number one weird number one, number.
Speaker 6 (40:06):
One, We're number one. Then I decided to look out
for number one.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Are you the nine one row? Number one?
Speaker 3 (40:13):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Number one? Hey, what what is it with the masturbating
in public? What is the allure of that? It seems
like these stories are creeping into the nuggets more and
more in recent years. I first encountered my public masturbator
on the platform of the gold Line in the middle
(40:35):
of the day. I was headed to Dodger Stadium and
there he was, right in the sunlight doing that thing.
And apparently now there's a story coming out of the
Baltimore County Fire Department where an employee. Allegedly, this is
his thing. It's not a one time thing. He's done
this at multiple firehouses in the county. Apparently people tried
(40:59):
to talk to him about this. It keeps happening. There's
been has Matt called in to clean up the work surfaces.
Did you see the spots where he was No? No,
I didn't know.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Well the point do you think he's tried to put
out a fire with his own hosts?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Well, this is where he aimed the hose elmer, door handles,
push plates, light switches, bathrooms, all fixtures in bathrooms, water fountains, kitchens, sinks,
appliances inside and out, bunk rooms, beds, furnitures, lockers, floors.
Several vehicles, including the qRT and the MH one Slash two,
(41:37):
all of them got the hose treatment from this gentleman. Insane.
That's a lot. Well, Okay, we're gonna move on. We're
going to Yeah, John Cobalt shows coming up next. We
may see you Monday. Have a great weekend. Love you.
You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
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