May 11, 2026 • 29 mins
Gary & Shannon Overtime Hour 2 (05.09) - Gary & Shannon wrap up the week with some of the strangest stories floating around the internet — and somehow they only get weirder from there.
• A Florida woman describes a chaotic backyard showdown involving multiple alligators on her lanai
• A German tourist gets a $1,000 payout after failing to secure a poolside sun lounger on vacation
• South Korea introduces a humanoid robot monk… which immediately sends the show into an existential spiral
• Plus: a heavily intoxicated man gets arrested and repeatedly attempts to call family members using his shoe — fully believing it was his cellphone
• Somewhere between the chaos, Gary & Shannon stumble into a conversation about being present in the moment… before immediately getting distracted again
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I AM six forty the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
And we go to over to Gary and Shannon. Gary Hoffman,
we want to work some over time this weekend, Shannon
Farren and choose the reason.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
There are directions on the shampoo ball.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
You know, I expect more from mute, hoping for something
a little more Monday Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
With Gary and Shannon.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
You're getting something special right now. This is original content
you won't hear anywhere else.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
I think there are three basic motivations for humans.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Sex, money, No, no, See, that's where you go wrong
every time. You never understand that people are driven in
the most awful ways by money.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You always are altruistic.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
When it comes to money and humans being driven to
kill for it. Well, you know you are set and
I love that about you. But people will kill for money.
It happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Okay, I'll put that in my top four.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Okay, what else you got?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I got sex, fear, and hunger. Okay, for money, because money,
I mean just being the top.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Money is kind of the umbrella of all those things.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I think if people think they they have money, then
all that will disappear. Now we know, as grown adults
who have lived life, that's a complete fallacy. That money
does not take care of anything other than your basic
needs of like keep the lights on, food, rent. It
doesn't make you happy, you know. And I know that
only people that have money say that. No, no, no, it's true.
(01:47):
It's been proven time and time again. As long as
your basic needs are met, money in terms of making
you happy is not a thing.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
And I know this is anecdotal, but look at lottery winners.
There's an entire television show based on people who get
money and then blow their lives apart based on money.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It may make you happy in the moment, like a
bottle of really good champagne makes me happy in the moment,
But in terms of like pay true happiness, Yeah, like
true happiness and like that happiness that doesn't leave you,
that comes from the inside, money means nothing.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Well, there's a guy who actually used to work for
Fox Television and talks about this era of artificial intelligence
that we find ourselves in when it comes to creativity.
And this is a guy who grew up under like
Brandon Tartakoff, in the eighties for NBC, he saw a
bunch of the incredible shows thirty Rock, The Office, Glee.
(02:40):
I mean not to mention all of the great dramatic
shows that were made in that same time, and he
describes a lot of that obviously came out of human creativity.
These were great stories put together by incredible storytellers, great actors,
and all of that stuff with AI kind of nudging
its way in, you know, of its foot in the
(03:00):
door of writer's rooms around Hollywood. Now, there is still
a thing that he says that is very common among
all of it, and that is that sex is going
to sell when it comes to these creative entertainment endeavors, which.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I say, of course, I'm surprised Forbes dot com wrote
this article. To me, it's coming from the water is
Wet file of course, sex cells.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I mean, it's like seven reasons why sex sells. Okay,
I could come up with a lot more than seven,
But have that at Forbes Number one. Human nature hasn't changed,
Thank you, Thank you. Obviously. You know, I'm more fascinated
in if they could do this article next week. I mean,
we'll go through these, but you know, the sex when
(03:47):
it comes to real sex versus AI sex. I don't
take in porn. It's not that I'm judging people who do.
It's just not my thing.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Okay, judge people.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
But but I think that AI is probably becoming a
large portion of that. And I'm saying that completely uneducated.
And does that Is that going to sell as much
as the real stuff or equally or are people going
to you know, as it goes?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Interesting question because there's nothing more natural natural than that,
that kind of literal, intimate physical contact.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yes, And.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Maybe that's the place where the disconnect is more evident.
If you put together a scene, if you put together
a scene of Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise fighting on
a cliff face something like that, it looks real because
it's far away, it's you know, they're punching.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
And there's a lot of action and movement and all
that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It doesn't give you the same feeling, right if it
was real. You know, like intrinsically you know that that
was fake. And I'm wondering with sex and that's the question.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That's what you're getting through, right, is like do does.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Is it as good if you know it's fate? Well, listen.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But that's the difference between real sex and masturbation.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, sorry to turn it's trying.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I know what you meant. It's weekend, but you know.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What I mean, like real versus fake, Like your body
knows the difference.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Sure, So I'm just close your eyes. I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'm like, I close my eyes, like, I don't know
you did.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't know what am I supposed to be doing?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
That is, But that's an interesting way to look at it.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
The idea that there even if on the surface some
of the things that we have seen created by AI
were like I don't know if that's real or not,
but something that is as real, as intimate, as natural
as that that if you see it, you're like that
it's not hit in the same way exactly because I
think also to your point, the stuff that you do
(05:56):
see now that is literally two humans getting it on
is probably not.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I mean, it does, it does move the needle, right
to use the term.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
But you know, these people are getting paid for you know,
they're they're you know, get into the streaking.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Tales of the whole money exchanged.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Well, these people are are they're in love.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
No, No, they're real and they're having sex, And I
just wonder if it's different when you know that they're
it's all fake and computer generated. Let's see here it
does say that in show commerce is coming, according to Forbes, I.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Just feel like this is going to be one of
those things where if if you watch Emily in Paris,
or you watch some show Devilware's productue, and you look
at the clothes that they're they have.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
On, or the shoes, or the food or.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
The something or this or that, that in show commerce
is going to be so overwhelmingly easy to get.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
They use the example of he Man. He Man was
a toy and they developed the cartoon to sell the toy. Sure, now,
if my kid is going to sit down and watch
a show that's devoted to selling him stuff, I'm not
gonna let my kid watch that show.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Lissa, I didn't you, as a parent may have that
ability to make that distinction. I remember when he Man
came out. I just thought it was a logical extension
of the toy, like for example, g I Joe. G
I Joe's existed in the sixties. I think the cartoon
didn't come out until the eighties. And I thought, well, of.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Course they have all these great stories. Why wouldn't they.
It was it was just a way to sell the toy.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
But I gotta I gotta say that we all agree
that nothing meant more to us than Shira Princess of Power.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
She was he was very hot.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
She was really hot. I mean it was Shi a
Princess of power. And then Barbie and the Rockery Rockers.
When Barbie kind of took a turn away from like
being like stay at home, like drive the corvette at
share the high heels, and Barbie with a rock star,
it was like, Okay, I can get on board with this.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I was like second or third wave feminism.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
At that point.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, and a miniskirt with the sparkles on it.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Please please. We're mixed company, So sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
This is one of those This dead Internet theory is
a little bit matrixy to me. It's a little bit advanced,
and it kind of hurts my head every once in
a while when we talk about it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay, I mean, should I summarize what I think it is?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Dead Internet is simply in that, of course, the Internet
is not dead, but the theory is that AI has
taken over so much of what is online that it's
not The Internet is no longer generated by people but AI.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Therefore they're calling it dead.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, that about ten years ago there was a there
was a shift, and whether it's intentional or not may
depend on whether you believe the matrix exists. Matrix exists,
or the governments are trying to turn us all into
big DUMBI zombies. But that the Internet now consists of
(09:14):
this bot activity and automated content that is manipulated by algorithms,
and it depending on what you do on a regular
basis on the Internet. That makes perfect sense. If the
content that most of the content that you see on
the Internet is social media, for example, you can't get
(09:38):
away from the algorithm. That's part of what has made
it as addictive as it is, is the algorithm that
drills it into your brain and wants you to find
ways to spend more time with social media.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
If there's other things that you're doing on.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
The Internet, and I'm to be honest, I can't even
think of examples of what research or something like that.
Whatever people do on the Internet these days, it's still
it's still possible that a lot of what you do
see is generated by these bots.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Nearly a third did you say that?
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Nearly a third of all Internet traffic over the past year,
according to a cloud Flare report, comes from bots.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Well, and again, it's one of those terrifying things that
it could possibly be the truth. And if we're so
dumb and numb to it right now, it's only going
to get worse. There's no evidence of any conspiracy in
any of this, but there are some aspects of this
(10:46):
dead Internet theory that have led to a rise in
generative content throughout social media.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Well.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
And also the results show that as of May of
last year, so twenty twenty five, more than a third
thirty five point three percent of all new websites where
AI generated or AI assisted.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
When we say that it's.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
AI generated, we mean that or do we do we
mean that a person? Sorry, now I'm really Do we
mean that a person used AI to create it? Or
do we mean that it literally appeared because AI made
it up itself.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
That's what it means.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I don't know, So I don't know the difference.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
I mean because it and there may be they don't
make a distinction in that necessarily because you know, Walton
Goggins is making all kinds of money right now on
Go Daddy, for Go Daddy, where it will make your website.
But it's based on what you prompt it to do. Right,
that I think is much less intrusive and much less
(11:57):
dangerous than AI coming up with these things itself.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Right, that's the one.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
And I cannot believe because that's when we get into
the matrix, right, that's we crossed that rubicon and we
are just sausages waiting to be eaten by the machine.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
I couldn't believe that Shannon Shannon had not seen Terminator,
not one.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I've run into that before where she really says that
she hasn't seen it. But then when I tell her
what the movie is, she says, so, of course I've
seen that.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Okay, Okay, yes it did in Seaware's product.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
By the way, it did surprise you, or it did not,
say not it's not for me, No, it's not for me.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
No.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I don't even think I've seen it over my wife's shoulder.
I mean, I've seen a lot of hours of housewife shows.
Those shows over my wife's shoulder, because she'll be she'll
have it on and I'm in the other room. That's
what I consider over her shoulder.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Yeah, paying attention to podcorn with binoculars with the mirror tradition,
so that I trying to play it cool. I digress,
but yeah, it's very terminator esque.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
One of the researchers looking into the dead Internet theory,
Jonas Dolezol, said, I find the sheer spread of the
AI takeover of the webkite quite staggering. Decades of humans
shaping it, A significant portion of the Internet has become
defined by AI in just three years.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
So do you mean that my followers, my people know
they're all bots.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
No, I'm not saying they're all bots sad, but you
should try talking with them and see if that they
can respond. Because you said you could probably tell a
text message designed by AI.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Oh don't you love that the text messages that you
get of late where it says.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I'm going to be in LA would you like to
meet for coffee?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, I'm some random hour. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Women get them the same as men, but they are.
There are a lot of rando topless people who will
try to sneak into your text mess and It's funny
to me because I always I don't know why they
figured this out. I always get those messages when I'm
sitting next to my wife, so I can immediately go, honey,
this one's for you, or something like that to prove
(14:20):
I'm not out there soliciting those things.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
More from the weekend edition of Gary and Shannon coming
to write up.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
You know what we do on Fridays, We eat pop
tarts and sitting our underweb. Well, in a couple of weeks,
we're going to be doing our news and brews at
Bravery Brewing in Lancaster.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
That's you're not even pots.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
I know you said I'm wearing my underwear today, which
I am, but I'm also wearing other things, so I
know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
What Bravery Brewery?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
What are you going to party? What?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Bravery bird party.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
For three minutes? Yeah, I didn't mention what.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I think somebody's had enough party, Come.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
On, get with it. How are you going to have
people show up?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Well, your dog dog is hungry. Bravery Brewing is in Lancaster.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
There's only one it's Friday, so I think sometimes people
get a little extra giddy up in their party on
a Friday before noon.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Can we pump our brakes please on the drinking before noon.
Here's your Honorable Mention, Honorable Mention serving.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
With you.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Motive so today with holding auditions to become the newest
member of Honorable Mentions.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Do you say Shannon was dressed up like a fairy.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
To be a bravery brewing but you never tell us
where it is. That's just a little bit of what
we've heard of the talk bag.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Sling Blade has been leaping messages for you.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, all right you pictures of your feet are in Florida.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
In Florida, a woman who thought an intruder was trying
to break into her home investigated what was the froucus
all about on her lanai and what did she find? Well,
it's Florida. She found two alligators fighting.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
She was inside her home with her sleeping baby, which
she heard a loud noise on the screen porch that
was steadily getting louder.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Chicken hearts. You know what I'm gonna call chicken heart
from Bill Cosby.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
No, I'm gonna call bs on Kayla's story you know what.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I think this is.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
This is one of those stories women come up with.
And she's got a sleeping baby and the dude's not
home right and you got to take care of the
baby and you're alone, and you're like, or where the
F is that guy? And you call him and you're
like hey, and he's like, well, I just got to
figure out some things. I'm gonna grab a beer with
Fred and I'm gonna be home. And she's like, okay,
well I'm here with the baby. And so she makes
(17:13):
up this big story about alligators fighting on the Lanai
to make him feel bad for not being at home.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Except that she has video of one alligator biting the
other alligator's tail. Oh, which listen, could be an AI
generated video.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's true, that's true, that's true. Number nine, Number nine.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I did nine place. If a CoP's thirty nine times
out of tennis, partner's.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Thirty two and I speak nine languages, can rink basically.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Everybody at table, then I feel ready to going on
the nine.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And niner, did I get you? And you're in there,
Milwaukie Cockie.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I don't know why I don't have the timing on these.
I've only been doing them for fifteen years. You've heard
the fight over champagne, right. Champagne can only be called
champagne if it is grapes grown in the Champagne region
of France. Elsewhere, it is whatever it's called in whatever
wherever you're drinking. It is sparkling wine in California, it
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is spumante in other places like Italy, all of the things.
But now this fight is moving to tomatoes. That's right,
tomato fraud. Two California residents are suing Sento Fine Foods,
alleging that company engaged in tomato fraud. They claim that
the tomatoes Sento Fine Foods were pitching are authentic San
(18:37):
Marzano certified from Italy, and they are not.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
They say it's a false label. Let me ask a
quick question.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, let's assume this two people here in California suing
the fine foods company win.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Do you tell people at parties that you're the.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Ones that sued Cento Fine Foods because they're labeled their
tomatoes wrong?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Is that a brag?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Is that a thing you just you walk around and
you get a I'm gonna throw away my metro ride.
The d T shirt and get one that says I
sued sento find foods and one Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I mean there's people like that, you know, there's people
like I'm proud of the fights that they picked.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Number eight. O.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
My tid is bold every eight.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Second listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Here Carl, this is another Carl with a K was
demonstrating the size of a heart attack. He was teaching
a course on CPR when all of a sudden, Carl
went into cardiac arrest.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
The last thing Carl remembers is feeling dizzy and hearing
one of the students say, uh.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Moster arps, you don't look all right.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
And they woke up an ambulance and he says, from
what I was told, they did everything like we told
him to do in the CPR class.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
That's a pretty good.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
That's very odd. I know it's just coincidence, but it's
odd that the CPR instructor is teaching the kids how
to do CPR and need CPR and they do it
on him and he survives. I don't know, man, I
feel like that's a lie to Here's number seven. I
said seven seven miles an hour on his party in
(20:28):
seven d is seven.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Seven years he couldn't find a job.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Well, here we go game seven seven. Move k wait,
stop the show.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
That is not a traditional nugget. That is a new nugget.
That's like an off brand.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Just wanted to see if anybody was like McDowell's.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
That's like a McDowell's nugget.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
A German tourist has want to payout of about one
thousand bucks after he was unable to get a sun lounge.
You're due to other guests reserving them with towels.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I hate it when people do that. You know who
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
The people that get up at the resort and they
put the towels down of like sixteen chairs close together,
and they do it at six forty five am.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
But don't show up until about three forty five.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah he am, Yeah, you know she is ow Dar.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
You can see her in your mind.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Here's number six.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I got sixty, you got six, she got six.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Number six, there's six. More recent lyater what you picture
of me?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
A rabbi and six drunk and lungshom We just dig.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
In a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I don't have to take that drink another Shix pack.
I've seen images of this today. It's a little disturbing.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
South Korea introduced its first humanoid robot named Gabby is
the first humanoid robot monk.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
They did an.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Initiation ceremony at a temple in the capital city of Seoul.
The robot, they said, was formally inducted as a disciple
of Buddha.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Did know you could do that to a robot?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Elmer and I have plans to be monks.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, well we'll talk about it on Monday.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
That would take a lot of silence, doesn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I think that's part of his plan to make me oup. Oh,
he's doing it to try to get clever, more clever
than you. More from the weekend edition of Gary and
Shannon coming right up.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Doing our nine newsnuggets to end this week. Here's number
five for five.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I have five rules.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Begin in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Five little monkeys.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
This is the year five point five.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Five will be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Guy arrested in christ Church, New Zealand this week, used
his last moments to puff on an improvised bong right
in front of cops.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I mean, if you're going to be in trouble, you
probably want to.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Start your incarcerated life a little bit high. They captured
the guy drawing from a bong that was made from
an energy drink bottle. As they went to go pick
him up, a lot of yelling and screaming, said one
of the photographers, who's there to catch the whole thing.
He asked pre arrest if he sparked any charges. A
(23:22):
police spokesperson said they couldn't see the man facing charges.
The material was potentially tobacco and they wouldn't been able
to prove otherwise. Here's number four or.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Minute is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now. Commandment
number four the man, this isn't the same world as
you left four years ago.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Speaking of the last things you do before you get arrested.
The guy was arrested for public intoxication in Florida Coral Springs, specifically,
Charles Strom of Saint Augustine, taken into custody, responded to
multiple cause calls about an intoxicated man behaving erratically when
they gave him the opportunity was extremely drunk. When they
(24:00):
found him, they gave him the opportunity to call a
family member and have them come pick him up, take
him out of the situation. He took off his shoe
and tried to call, thinking it was his cell phone.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I'm going to go on on a limb and say
that's not just alcohol. However, phones did used to resemble
the size.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Of a shoe well, and he was a fan of
Get Smart. Maxwell Smart had a shoe phone. Oh really,
by Yeah, here's number three. Topical three shall be the number,
and the number of the counting shall be.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Three players dead within three hours.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
All three three.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I got all three of you guys for the rest
of your not being born live.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Three. You remember the old road Runner cartoon with the
uh I don't know, the character crashing into the.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Wall making the imprint.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Wiley coyote, right. I mean it was others, but it
was the most likely character to do that was Whilakai.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It happened in real life in Scotland earlier this week.
Images as you can imagine, we're circulating online. Single vehicle
crash guy slams into a mural, and that's exactly what
it looked like, a singing ripped from Looney Tunes.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
One Reddit user said it finally happened a Looney Tunes
accident in Glasgow. I was sure it was going to
be between an anville or a fireworks explosion.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Here's number two.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
What's going on YouTube?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
We got two fingers one two.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
People.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
There's two sons and no women ringing. A woman gave
birth in a car.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
That itself is not highly unusual, does happen quite often,
probably four or five times here a year in southern
California at least. But this woman was actually going sixty
miles an hour as her partner was driving through the
flooded road to reach a hospital in Cumbria in the
Great UK. Twenty eight years old. She was just minutes
(26:06):
away from Furness General Hospital when Siena popped out.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
It says, oh boy.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
They had to repeatedly stop their car to check to
make sure that it was going to go through some
of the flooded roads because.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
It was better the middle of the night. Happened so
quickly like that, like boom.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
You know, you have to.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Sit there and go through all the anxiety in the hospital.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
The baby just comes out in the car.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
I think that would be rather fear inducing, not to
mention baby's already there, baby's in the car. You pop
the baby back in the car seat, and off you go.
That car is totaled, Oh is it?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Oh you mean with that?
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I just mean all of it, all of the stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Better Detailer, here's number one.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I'm selling the car, number one.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I decided to look out for number one. Are you
the number one row? Number one?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Number one?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So I wonder if that woman we saw earlier could
hide a gun under her booms and nobody would know
which woman. Oh maybe I stick some stuff underneath there.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I'd put sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
A Florida man get hungry sandwiches?
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Yeah no. A man landed in behind bars in Polk County.
Polk County sheriff the Grady Judd, by the way, he's
one of those guys that is a true cops cop
who just wants to throw everybody in jail. This guy
was sitting at him in a vehicle by himself at
a construction site when deputies show up. They said he
was wearing a red lace bra with prosthetic breasts. Then
(27:44):
we notice he's wearing a G string, showing off the boys,
if you know what I mean, said Sheriff. Judd went
on to explain it's hard to know how dangerous these
situations are because under the prosthesis the deputies found a gun.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Have you ever called your balls the boy?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Probably at some point? Really, yeah, I'm sorry. Are you
disappointed in me now?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
No, I don't know if I've ever heard of that. Like,
in what way would you talk about?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
You like your buddies, your boy boys? Just hanging out
with your boys.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Okay, two weeks from today our next news and Bruce
Bravery Brewing in Lancaster. We're gonna kick off Memorial Day.
We'd love it if you would come on out. We
have a lot of fun that's planned.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
We'll just be hanging out with the boys and bring
your boys.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Bring your boys, your boy hide them hide.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I don't want to see them.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Hide them.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
We've seen some.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
But bring your boy a Bravery before been there, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Every year he's there and they're right out there on display.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
I didn't even know it. I'm showing off.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I mean I could paint a picture of them right now.
It's clear in my mind.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Don't close your eyes.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Don't close your eyes.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
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Farren and choose the reason.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
There are directions on the shampoo ball.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
You know, I expect more from mute, hoping for something
a little more Monday Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
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Speaker 1 (00:30):
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you won't hear anywhere else.
Speaker 5 (00:35):
I think there are three basic motivations for humans.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Sex, money, No, no, See, that's where you go wrong
every time. You never understand that people are driven in
the most awful ways by money.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
You always are altruistic.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
When it comes to money and humans being driven to
kill for it. Well, you know you are set and
I love that about you. But people will kill for money.
It happens all the time.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Okay, I'll put that in my top four.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Okay, what else you got?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
I got sex, fear, and hunger. Okay, for money, because money,
I mean just being the top.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Money is kind of the umbrella of all those things.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I think if people think they they have money, then
all that will disappear. Now we know, as grown adults
who have lived life, that's a complete fallacy. That money
does not take care of anything other than your basic
needs of like keep the lights on, food, rent. It
doesn't make you happy, you know. And I know that
only people that have money say that. No, no, no, it's true.
(01:47):
It's been proven time and time again. As long as
your basic needs are met, money in terms of making
you happy is not a thing.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
And I know this is anecdotal, but look at lottery winners.
There's an entire television show based on people who get
money and then blow their lives apart based on money.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
It may make you happy in the moment, like a
bottle of really good champagne makes me happy in the moment,
But in terms of like pay true happiness, Yeah, like
true happiness and like that happiness that doesn't leave you,
that comes from the inside, money means nothing.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Well, there's a guy who actually used to work for
Fox Television and talks about this era of artificial intelligence
that we find ourselves in when it comes to creativity.
And this is a guy who grew up under like
Brandon Tartakoff, in the eighties for NBC, he saw a
bunch of the incredible shows thirty Rock, The Office, Glee.
(02:40):
I mean not to mention all of the great dramatic
shows that were made in that same time, and he
describes a lot of that obviously came out of human creativity.
These were great stories put together by incredible storytellers, great actors,
and all of that stuff with AI kind of nudging
its way in, you know, of its foot in the
(03:00):
door of writer's rooms around Hollywood. Now, there is still
a thing that he says that is very common among
all of it, and that is that sex is going
to sell when it comes to these creative entertainment endeavors, which.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I say, of course, I'm surprised Forbes dot com wrote
this article. To me, it's coming from the water is
Wet file of course, sex cells.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Come on.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I mean, it's like seven reasons why sex sells. Okay,
I could come up with a lot more than seven,
But have that at Forbes Number one. Human nature hasn't changed,
Thank you, Thank you. Obviously. You know, I'm more fascinated
in if they could do this article next week. I mean,
we'll go through these, but you know, the sex when
(03:47):
it comes to real sex versus AI sex. I don't
take in porn. It's not that I'm judging people who do.
It's just not my thing.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Okay, judge people.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
But but I think that AI is probably becoming a
large portion of that. And I'm saying that completely uneducated.
And does that Is that going to sell as much
as the real stuff or equally or are people going
to you know, as it goes?
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Interesting question because there's nothing more natural natural than that,
that kind of literal, intimate physical contact.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yes, And.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Maybe that's the place where the disconnect is more evident.
If you put together a scene, if you put together
a scene of Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise fighting on
a cliff face something like that, it looks real because
it's far away, it's you know, they're punching.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
And there's a lot of action and movement and all
that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
It doesn't give you the same feeling, right if it
was real. You know, like intrinsically you know that that
was fake. And I'm wondering with sex and that's the question.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
That's what you're getting through, right, is like do does.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Is it as good if you know it's fate? Well, listen.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
But that's the difference between real sex and masturbation.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, sorry to turn it's trying.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I know what you meant. It's weekend, but you know.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
What I mean, like real versus fake, Like your body
knows the difference.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Sure, So I'm just close your eyes. I'm just kidding.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'm like, I close my eyes, like, I don't know
you did.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I don't know what am I supposed to be doing?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
That is, But that's an interesting way to look at it.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
The idea that there even if on the surface some
of the things that we have seen created by AI
were like I don't know if that's real or not,
but something that is as real, as intimate, as natural
as that that if you see it, you're like that
it's not hit in the same way exactly because I
think also to your point, the stuff that you do
(05:56):
see now that is literally two humans getting it on
is probably not.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I mean, it does, it does move the needle, right
to use the term.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
But you know, these people are getting paid for you know,
they're they're you know, get into the streaking.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Tales of the whole money exchanged.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Well, these people are are they're in love.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
No, No, they're real and they're having sex, And I
just wonder if it's different when you know that they're
it's all fake and computer generated. Let's see here it
does say that in show commerce is coming, according to Forbes, I.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Just feel like this is going to be one of
those things where if if you watch Emily in Paris,
or you watch some show Devilware's productue, and you look
at the clothes that they're they have.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
On, or the shoes, or the food or.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
The something or this or that, that in show commerce
is going to be so overwhelmingly easy to get.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
They use the example of he Man. He Man was
a toy and they developed the cartoon to sell the toy. Sure, now,
if my kid is going to sit down and watch
a show that's devoted to selling him stuff, I'm not
gonna let my kid watch that show.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Lissa, I didn't you, as a parent may have that
ability to make that distinction. I remember when he Man
came out. I just thought it was a logical extension
of the toy, like for example, g I Joe. G
I Joe's existed in the sixties. I think the cartoon
didn't come out until the eighties. And I thought, well, of.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Course they have all these great stories. Why wouldn't they.
It was it was just a way to sell the toy.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
But I gotta I gotta say that we all agree
that nothing meant more to us than Shira Princess of Power.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
She was he was very hot.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
She was really hot. I mean it was Shi a
Princess of power. And then Barbie and the Rockery Rockers.
When Barbie kind of took a turn away from like
being like stay at home, like drive the corvette at
share the high heels, and Barbie with a rock star,
it was like, Okay, I can get on board with this.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I was like second or third wave feminism.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
At that point.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, and a miniskirt with the sparkles on it.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Please please. We're mixed company, So sorry.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
This is one of those This dead Internet theory is
a little bit matrixy to me. It's a little bit advanced,
and it kind of hurts my head every once in
a while when we talk about it.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Okay, I mean, should I summarize what I think it is?
Speaker 6 (08:34):
Dead Internet is simply in that, of course, the Internet
is not dead, but the theory is that AI has
taken over so much of what is online that it's
not The Internet is no longer generated by people but AI.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Therefore they're calling it dead.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, that about ten years ago there was a there
was a shift, and whether it's intentional or not may
depend on whether you believe the matrix exists. Matrix exists,
or the governments are trying to turn us all into
big DUMBI zombies. But that the Internet now consists of
(09:14):
this bot activity and automated content that is manipulated by algorithms,
and it depending on what you do on a regular
basis on the Internet. That makes perfect sense. If the
content that most of the content that you see on
the Internet is social media, for example, you can't get
(09:38):
away from the algorithm. That's part of what has made
it as addictive as it is, is the algorithm that
drills it into your brain and wants you to find
ways to spend more time with social media.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
If there's other things that you're doing on.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
The Internet, and I'm to be honest, I can't even
think of examples of what research or something like that.
Whatever people do on the Internet these days, it's still
it's still possible that a lot of what you do
see is generated by these bots.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Nearly a third did you say that?
Speaker 6 (10:14):
Nearly a third of all Internet traffic over the past year,
according to a cloud Flare report, comes from bots.
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Well, and again, it's one of those terrifying things that
it could possibly be the truth. And if we're so
dumb and numb to it right now, it's only going
to get worse. There's no evidence of any conspiracy in
any of this, but there are some aspects of this
(10:46):
dead Internet theory that have led to a rise in
generative content throughout social media.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Well.
Speaker 6 (10:54):
And also the results show that as of May of
last year, so twenty twenty five, more than a third
thirty five point three percent of all new websites where
AI generated or AI assisted.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
When we say that it's.
Speaker 6 (11:13):
AI generated, we mean that or do we do we
mean that a person? Sorry, now I'm really Do we
mean that a person used AI to create it? Or
do we mean that it literally appeared because AI made
it up itself.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
That's what it means.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
I don't know, So I don't know the difference.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
I mean because it and there may be they don't
make a distinction in that necessarily because you know, Walton
Goggins is making all kinds of money right now on
Go Daddy, for Go Daddy, where it will make your website.
But it's based on what you prompt it to do. Right,
that I think is much less intrusive and much less
(11:57):
dangerous than AI coming up with these things itself.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Right, that's the one.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
And I cannot believe because that's when we get into
the matrix, right, that's we crossed that rubicon and we
are just sausages waiting to be eaten by the machine.
Speaker 6 (12:17):
I couldn't believe that Shannon Shannon had not seen Terminator,
not one.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
I've run into that before where she really says that
she hasn't seen it. But then when I tell her
what the movie is, she says, so, of course I've
seen that.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Okay, Okay, yes it did in Seaware's product.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
By the way, it did surprise you, or it did not,
say not it's not for me, No, it's not for me.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
No.
Speaker 5 (12:44):
I don't even think I've seen it over my wife's shoulder.
I mean, I've seen a lot of hours of housewife shows.
Those shows over my wife's shoulder, because she'll be she'll
have it on and I'm in the other room. That's
what I consider over her shoulder.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
Yeah, paying attention to podcorn with binoculars with the mirror tradition,
so that I trying to play it cool. I digress,
but yeah, it's very terminator esque.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
One of the researchers looking into the dead Internet theory,
Jonas Dolezol, said, I find the sheer spread of the
AI takeover of the webkite quite staggering. Decades of humans
shaping it, A significant portion of the Internet has become
defined by AI in just three years.
Speaker 6 (13:30):
So do you mean that my followers, my people know
they're all bots.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
No, I'm not saying they're all bots sad, but you
should try talking with them and see if that they
can respond. Because you said you could probably tell a
text message designed by AI.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
Oh don't you love that the text messages that you
get of late where it says.
Speaker 3 (13:52):
I'm going to be in LA would you like to
meet for coffee?
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Yeah, I'm some random hour. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Women get them the same as men, but they are.
There are a lot of rando topless people who will
try to sneak into your text mess and It's funny
to me because I always I don't know why they
figured this out. I always get those messages when I'm
sitting next to my wife, so I can immediately go, honey,
this one's for you, or something like that to prove
(14:20):
I'm not out there soliciting those things.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
More from the weekend edition of Gary and Shannon coming
to write up.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
You know what we do on Fridays, We eat pop
tarts and sitting our underweb. Well, in a couple of weeks,
we're going to be doing our news and brews at
Bravery Brewing in Lancaster.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
That's you're not even pots.
Speaker 5 (14:46):
I know you said I'm wearing my underwear today, which
I am, but I'm also wearing other things, so I
know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
What Bravery Brewery?
Speaker 4 (14:54):
What are you going to party? What?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Bravery bird party.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
For three minutes? Yeah, I didn't mention what.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I think somebody's had enough party, Come.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
On, get with it. How are you going to have
people show up?
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Well, your dog dog is hungry. Bravery Brewing is in Lancaster.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
There's only one it's Friday, so I think sometimes people
get a little extra giddy up in their party on
a Friday before noon.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Can we pump our brakes please on the drinking before noon.
Here's your Honorable Mention, Honorable Mention serving.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
With you.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
Motive so today with holding auditions to become the newest
member of Honorable Mentions.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
Do you say Shannon was dressed up like a fairy.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
To be a bravery brewing but you never tell us
where it is. That's just a little bit of what
we've heard of the talk bag.
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Sling Blade has been leaping messages for you.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Yeah, all right you pictures of your feet are in Florida.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
In Florida, a woman who thought an intruder was trying
to break into her home investigated what was the froucus
all about on her lanai and what did she find? Well,
it's Florida. She found two alligators fighting.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
She was inside her home with her sleeping baby, which
she heard a loud noise on the screen porch that
was steadily getting louder.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Chicken hearts. You know what I'm gonna call chicken heart
from Bill Cosby.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
No, I'm gonna call bs on Kayla's story you know what.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I think this is.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
This is one of those stories women come up with.
And she's got a sleeping baby and the dude's not
home right and you got to take care of the
baby and you're alone, and you're like, or where the
F is that guy? And you call him and you're
like hey, and he's like, well, I just got to
figure out some things. I'm gonna grab a beer with
Fred and I'm gonna be home. And she's like, okay,
well I'm here with the baby. And so she makes
(17:13):
up this big story about alligators fighting on the Lanai
to make him feel bad for not being at home.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
Except that she has video of one alligator biting the
other alligator's tail. Oh, which listen, could be an AI
generated video.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
We don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
That's true, that's true, that's true. Number nine, Number nine.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
I did nine place. If a CoP's thirty nine times
out of tennis, partner's.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Thirty two and I speak nine languages, can rink basically.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
Everybody at table, then I feel ready to going on
the nine.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
And niner, did I get you? And you're in there,
Milwaukie Cockie.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
I don't know why I don't have the timing on these.
I've only been doing them for fifteen years. You've heard
the fight over champagne, right. Champagne can only be called
champagne if it is grapes grown in the Champagne region
of France. Elsewhere, it is whatever it's called in whatever
wherever you're drinking. It is sparkling wine in California, it
(18:10):
is spumante in other places like Italy, all of the things.
But now this fight is moving to tomatoes. That's right,
tomato fraud. Two California residents are suing Sento Fine Foods,
alleging that company engaged in tomato fraud. They claim that
the tomatoes Sento Fine Foods were pitching are authentic San
(18:37):
Marzano certified from Italy, and they are not.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
They say it's a false label. Let me ask a
quick question.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, let's assume this two people here in California suing
the fine foods company win.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Do you tell people at parties that you're the.
Speaker 5 (18:56):
Ones that sued Cento Fine Foods because they're labeled their
tomatoes wrong?
Speaker 4 (19:01):
Is that a brag?
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Is that a thing you just you walk around and
you get a I'm gonna throw away my metro ride.
The d T shirt and get one that says I
sued sento find foods and one Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
I mean there's people like that, you know, there's people
like I'm proud of the fights that they picked.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Number eight. O.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
My tid is bold every eight.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Second listening to eight different bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Here Carl, this is another Carl with a K was
demonstrating the size of a heart attack. He was teaching
a course on CPR when all of a sudden, Carl
went into cardiac arrest.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
The last thing Carl remembers is feeling dizzy and hearing
one of the students say, uh.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Moster arps, you don't look all right.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
And they woke up an ambulance and he says, from
what I was told, they did everything like we told
him to do in the CPR class.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
That's a pretty good.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
That's very odd. I know it's just coincidence, but it's
odd that the CPR instructor is teaching the kids how
to do CPR and need CPR and they do it
on him and he survives. I don't know, man, I
feel like that's a lie to Here's number seven. I
said seven seven miles an hour on his party in
(20:28):
seven d is seven.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Seven years he couldn't find a job.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Well, here we go game seven seven. Move k wait,
stop the show.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
That is not a traditional nugget. That is a new nugget.
That's like an off brand.
Speaker 4 (20:45):
Just wanted to see if anybody was like McDowell's.
Speaker 3 (20:47):
That's like a McDowell's nugget.
Speaker 5 (20:51):
A German tourist has want to payout of about one
thousand bucks after he was unable to get a sun lounge.
You're due to other guests reserving them with towels.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
I hate it when people do that. You know who
I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
The people that get up at the resort and they
put the towels down of like sixteen chairs close together,
and they do it at six forty five am.
Speaker 4 (21:15):
But don't show up until about three forty five.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah he am, Yeah, you know she is ow Dar.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
You can see her in your mind.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Here's number six.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I got sixty, you got six, she got six.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Number six, there's six. More recent lyater what you picture
of me?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
A rabbi and six drunk and lungshom We just dig.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
In a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I don't have to take that drink another Shix pack.
I've seen images of this today. It's a little disturbing.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
South Korea introduced its first humanoid robot named Gabby is
the first humanoid robot monk.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
They did an.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Initiation ceremony at a temple in the capital city of Seoul.
The robot, they said, was formally inducted as a disciple
of Buddha.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
Did know you could do that to a robot?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Elmer and I have plans to be monks.
Speaker 4 (22:05):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Yeah, well we'll talk about it on Monday.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
That would take a lot of silence, doesn't it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
I think that's part of his plan to make me oup. Oh,
he's doing it to try to get clever, more clever
than you. More from the weekend edition of Gary and
Shannon coming right up.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 5 (22:32):
Doing our nine newsnuggets to end this week. Here's number
five for five.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
I have five rules.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Begin in five minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Five little monkeys.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
This is the year five point five.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Five will be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Guy arrested in christ Church, New Zealand this week, used
his last moments to puff on an improvised bong right
in front of cops.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
I mean, if you're going to be in trouble, you
probably want to.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Start your incarcerated life a little bit high. They captured
the guy drawing from a bong that was made from
an energy drink bottle. As they went to go pick
him up, a lot of yelling and screaming, said one
of the photographers, who's there to catch the whole thing.
He asked pre arrest if he sparked any charges. A
(23:22):
police spokesperson said they couldn't see the man facing charges.
The material was potentially tobacco and they wouldn't been able
to prove otherwise. Here's number four or.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Minute is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now. Commandment
number four the man, this isn't the same world as
you left four years ago.
Speaker 5 (23:39):
Speaking of the last things you do before you get arrested.
The guy was arrested for public intoxication in Florida Coral Springs, specifically,
Charles Strom of Saint Augustine, taken into custody, responded to
multiple cause calls about an intoxicated man behaving erratically when
they gave him the opportunity was extremely drunk. When they
(24:00):
found him, they gave him the opportunity to call a
family member and have them come pick him up, take
him out of the situation. He took off his shoe
and tried to call, thinking it was his cell phone.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I'm going to go on on a limb and say
that's not just alcohol. However, phones did used to resemble
the size.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Of a shoe well, and he was a fan of
Get Smart. Maxwell Smart had a shoe phone. Oh really,
by Yeah, here's number three. Topical three shall be the number,
and the number of the counting shall be.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Three players dead within three hours.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
All three three.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
I got all three of you guys for the rest
of your not being born live.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
After that three days, they both start to stink.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Three. You remember the old road Runner cartoon with the
uh I don't know, the character crashing into the.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Wall making the imprint.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Wiley coyote, right. I mean it was others, but it
was the most likely character to do that was Whilakai.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
It happened in real life in Scotland earlier this week.
Images as you can imagine, we're circulating online. Single vehicle
crash guy slams into a mural, and that's exactly what
it looked like, a singing ripped from Looney Tunes.
Speaker 5 (25:15):
One Reddit user said it finally happened a Looney Tunes
accident in Glasgow. I was sure it was going to
be between an anville or a fireworks explosion.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Here's number two.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
What's going on YouTube?
Speaker 4 (25:27):
We got two fingers one two.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
People.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
There's two sons and no women ringing. A woman gave
birth in a car.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
That itself is not highly unusual, does happen quite often,
probably four or five times here a year in southern
California at least. But this woman was actually going sixty
miles an hour as her partner was driving through the
flooded road to reach a hospital in Cumbria in the
Great UK. Twenty eight years old. She was just minutes
(26:06):
away from Furness General Hospital when Siena popped out.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
It says, oh boy.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
They had to repeatedly stop their car to check to
make sure that it was going to go through some
of the flooded roads because.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
It was better the middle of the night. Happened so
quickly like that, like boom.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
You know, you have to.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Sit there and go through all the anxiety in the hospital.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
The baby just comes out in the car.
Speaker 4 (26:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
I think that would be rather fear inducing, not to
mention baby's already there, baby's in the car. You pop
the baby back in the car seat, and off you go.
That car is totaled, Oh is it?
Speaker 2 (26:39):
I mean?
Speaker 3 (26:41):
Oh you mean with that?
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I just mean all of it, all of the stuff.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Better Detailer, here's number one.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I'm selling the car, number one.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I decided to look out for number one. Are you
the number one row? Number one?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Number one?
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So I wonder if that woman we saw earlier could
hide a gun under her booms and nobody would know
which woman. Oh maybe I stick some stuff underneath there.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
I'd put sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
A Florida man get hungry sandwiches?
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Yeah no. A man landed in behind bars in Polk County.
Polk County sheriff the Grady Judd, by the way, he's
one of those guys that is a true cops cop
who just wants to throw everybody in jail. This guy
was sitting at him in a vehicle by himself at
a construction site when deputies show up. They said he
was wearing a red lace bra with prosthetic breasts. Then
(27:44):
we notice he's wearing a G string, showing off the boys,
if you know what I mean, said Sheriff. Judd went
on to explain it's hard to know how dangerous these
situations are because under the prosthesis the deputies found a gun.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Have you ever called your balls the boy?
Speaker 5 (28:01):
Probably at some point? Really, yeah, I'm sorry. Are you
disappointed in me now?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
No, I don't know if I've ever heard of that. Like,
in what way would you talk about?
Speaker 4 (28:13):
You like your buddies, your boy boys? Just hanging out
with your boys.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Okay, two weeks from today our next news and Bruce
Bravery Brewing in Lancaster. We're gonna kick off Memorial Day.
We'd love it if you would come on out. We
have a lot of fun that's planned.
Speaker 3 (28:29):
We'll just be hanging out with the boys and bring
your boys.
Speaker 4 (28:32):
Bring your boys, your boy hide them hide.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
I don't want to see them.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
Hide them.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
We've seen some.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
But bring your boy a Bravery before been there, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Every year he's there and they're right out there on display.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
I didn't even know it. I'm showing off.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
I mean I could paint a picture of them right now.
It's clear in my mind.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Don't close your eyes.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Don't close your eyes.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
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