October 2, 2025 • 29 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
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an hour of this show, how would I download it
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
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Speaker 1 (00:36):
I forgot you wouldn't hear feedback because your hearing's going
so well.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
We're right, Shannon, you're right, Thank you? Does it pot open?
Old man river over here doesn't hear anymore, so you
have good hearing. That's discrimination.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I was just doing my training here. It's not just
about sex, it's about discrimination as well. This is my
workplace training for the tars and I didn't know this,
but the federal law protects people from discrimination over the
age of forty forty not crazy. So if you're forty
and get canned, you can be like it was age.
(01:13):
They're discriminating against me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What well, I mean forty nothing prove it right, But
forty is nothing anymore. She said, it's true, and I
talked to you. Forty was a long time ago.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
There was a new Pole New York Times Siena poll
that shows that we are divided and it's not getting
any better. That Americans have less faith in our ability
to solve problems than we had five years ago. A
large majority now believe the country is incapable of overcoming
deep divisions. Now, think about what happened during coronavirus. Right
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we're fighting over masks, and fighting over schools opening and
racial inequality and all of these things. A majority of
voters still agreed that the country was capable of solving
its political problems. Today, a third believe that we are
still capable of solving our political problems one third.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
This is extremely troubling.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You're looking at the biggest sex abuse case ever for
La County. Lawsuits that led to a record four billion
dollars in a settlement for the victims. This was kind
of a blanket lawsuit, and now an La Times investigation
has found that plaintiffs in this settlement thousands of people.
(02:34):
By the way, there were about eleven thousand plaintiffs, and
at times investigation found that there were a number of
them who said that they were paid to sue. They
were paid to use for this firm to use their
name in the lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Now why you might ask, Well, we've said many times,
and especially these large lawsuits like this, the law firms
themselves usually get about half of the money for each client.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
If you watched.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Aaron Brockovich or any other Scott Tureau novel turn movie,
you know that class action lawsuits you get more money
when you have more victims.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's just the way it works.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
This was all about sex abuse inside juvenile halls run
by the county, foster homes run by the county, and
nearly one fourth of the plaintiffs were represented by the
firm in question. One man, Marlon Brand, thirty one years old.
He said he got two hundred dollars half in cash
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outside the County Social Services office, in the other half
when he went to go meet with lawyers from this
firm in downtown.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
And he even said that the receptionist was the one
who handed him one hundred dollars check.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
They're just giving them pocket money essentially, which makes it
even dirtier.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Kevin Richardson, nine years old. His suit was also filed
last October fifteenth. He said he got fifty bucks outside
the Social Services office. Quintavia Smith, thirty eight, got five, Sorry,
got two hundred dollars. But some of them are even
less than that. Some people are offered a phone in
exchange for the attaching their names to these allegations, which
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then get written up into the lawsuit and get added
into the bin and, like you said, drive up the
final cost of whatever settlement the county is going to
be on the hook for.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The attorneys have declined to be interviewed. As you would imagine.
The law firm in question, Downtown LA Law Group, has
strongly denied paying people to sue, said no representative of
the firm had been authorized to make payments. California law
bans a practice known as capping, in which non attorneys
directly solicit or procure clients to sign up for lawsuits
(04:54):
with the law firm. It's basically like sending out like
concert promoters, like party promoters, right to get people in
the or. It was kind of the same thing for
a long time with class action lawsuits, where you just
hire people to go get people to sign up for
the lawsuit, because then, as you mentioned, the firm makes
more money.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well in the times, they dotted their eyes and crossed
their t's on this one. And there's some of the
suspect things that they're accusing this law firm of doing.
We'll talk about in just a second, because there's something's
going on here. Something is going on here. Either all
these people are lying about this story or there's a
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missing step that hasn't been identified yet, but it does
not look good.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Furthermore, what did the county do to investigate all these plaintiffs?
Or did they just settle and did somebody with the
county know something?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Was there a kickback there?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I know that that's following my chemtrail, but you got
to ask the question, don't you?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But there is a chemtrail. You're damn right there is.
Gary and Shannon will continue.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What are we gonna wear tomorrow? And then it started
into chest hair. Richie shows off chest hair sometimes I
was making jokes like it's, you know, maybe maybe we're
a tank top. You show off some chest hair, but
bring a sweater because we're at the beach. It's gonna
be a little chilly, right, And then we talked about
women with chest hair, and then it evolved into what
(06:21):
would you do if your wife decided to grow out
her armpit hair?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
My wife?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Really everyone's wife? Yeah, like you love your wife. She's
a smoke show. But she just decides that she's gonna
not shave her armpits anymore. What do you do? Do
you embrace it and just you love her. She's hot,
it's cool whatever whatever she wants to do.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Do you I'm assuming you don't like the look. You're
not into it?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It would be your first choice for your wife's armpit,
But there it is.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Does you have a glandular problem? Now? She's just decided.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
She's just deciding she's tired of the daily maintenance. She
doesn't even really talk about it. It's just this thing
that she started doing. Like, yeah, she didn't bring it up.
It's not a thing. It's just like, this is what
this is.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You're into it?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Elmer?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, okay, Elmer's into it. Gary's face says he is
not into it. But what are you going to do?
It's your wife, You love her. She wants to live
free of razors. Now here's the thing. She's still shaving
her legs but not the armpits. So it's kind of
something you want to ask follow up questions on, but
(07:35):
you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
How do you make one decision? So what do you do?
Save it?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Like it's time for sexy time and she puts her
arm above her head and then you're like, whoa, but
you can't make that face that you're making right now
because it's sexy time.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
What if? What if? What if you shave all of
your hair? So it's like, if you're going to grow hair,
then I'll shave on and then you know, we'll just
switch rolls.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
So you're telling Gary to shave his armpits. I don't
think she cares about what his armpits do.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You know, as long as they're clean, right or not clean?
Sometimes it's nice for them to not be clean. Say
that again, I mean sometimes it's nice to have a scent.
I mean channel would you grow your armpit hair?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I am pretty particular about making sure that is taken
care of, sometimes twice a day because I don't I'm not.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I'm not into women with.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Pit hair or chest or chest hair? If that's a thing?
Is that a thing? Now?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Is that on TikTok? I think so? Let's disgusted? So
what would you would you say anything? Your wife? Yes,
what would you say?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What's going on there? Okay? That's good? And she says no, no,
just just something I'm doing? Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Well, if I have a vote in just something you're doing,
I would vote no.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Really, yes, wow, I don't think my husband would say
anything to me.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
He's afraid of you, I know. Duh.
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at one thousand bucks. I'm telling you about this La
Times analysis, this big deep dive that they did into
a sex abuse settlement, the four billion dollar settlement on
behalf of LA County to the victims of what is
(10:11):
at least claimed victims who were sexually abused, assaulted, molested
in some ways in the juvenile detention facility throughout LA County.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Now, one of the firms that was responsible for signing
up a massive amount of plaintiffs in this case is
the Downtown La Law Group And according to the La Times,
this law group a mass more than twenty seven hundred
people to sue LA County, more than nearly any other
law firm involved in the settlement.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Now the firm gets.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Nearly half the payout for each client per retainer agreements,
again reviewed by The Times. Like you said, they did
a really good job of dotting their eyes and crossing
their t's with this one. Two legal experts were spoken
with and they said offering people to sue, particularly the
vulnerable population, people who are financially on the brink, would
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invite fraud into this historic sex abuse settlement. So pretty
much pointing out, yes, the water is wet here. Plaintiffs
say plaintiffs told The La Times that in some cases
they were explicitly told to make up claims. Carl Sean
Stovall is forty three years old. He said, they tell
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you what to say. He was given about twenty bucks
by a vendor outside the benefits office to sue. He said,
you're supposed to make it up. He gave the vendor
his cell phone number and was told a lawyer would
call him soon and ask him a few questions. What
facility were you in, what year? How were you abused? Remember,
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this is a case that is all about sex abuse
inside the county's juvenile halls and foster homes, and according
to Carl Sean, you just made it out up. He
said the vendor in fact handed him a postcard size
script of how to respond, and that the vendor told
him you don't need to worry about getting fact checked.
(12:10):
The county has no records of who was in its
facilities decades ago.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
He said to the La Times, it seemed like a
good way to get some quick money.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
So by the time the call came, he actually had
lost that script and came up with a story on
his own that probation officers watched him masturbate in the shower.
He said the call lasted less than ten minutes and
he never heard from them again. But a lawsuit was
filed on his behalf, alleging that he was sexually harassed
and abused by staff in Central Juvenile Hall. He said
(12:41):
he's never been there. In fact, he's never been in
juvenile Hall at all. He was a good kid.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He's never even been in juvenile Hall, clean record as
a juvenile, but said that guards watched him masturbate while
he was there.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It gets written down, sent off and stamped.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
One man who talks of The Times and eventually didn't
want his name published, called the La Times the morning
of September eleventh and said that this law firm had
ordered him a ride from the broken down car that
he was living out of in South Central to the
office to the lawyer's office. Said an attorney had warned
him that The Times was doing a quote smear article
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and they didn't want any plaintiffs like him receiving any
money from the settlement. I'm sorry. The La Times didn't
want him receiving any money. So a defamation lawyer comes
in and sends the newspaper a sworn declaration from the
man later that day, accusing the reporter of pretending to
be a representative of the law firm. But that guy
(13:42):
had saved the reporter's number in his phone as a
representative of the La Times, and had his picture taken
by an La Times photographer, and had sent emails to
the La Times email account and texted asking when the
story was going to run an the paper, So he
clearly knew, at least according to the La Times, that
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in fact, he was talking with a reporter, not a
representative that was trying or not faking that they were
a lawyer trying to get him to speak freely.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
One guy, one Fjardo, was downtown.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
He used to sell phones next to the lawsuit vendors,
and he saw the people handing out cash to potential plaintiffs.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
He said, well, I want some easy cash. So he
just made up a story, he said.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
One of the guys told him, you you can make
up a story to say you got touched and then
you get fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
He's like, all right, I'll do that. He took the
fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Later gets a call from the law firm telling him
his case had been accepted.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Now again, the law firm itself strongly denies paying people
to sue. They said, no representative of any firm has
been author raised to make any payments. We do not
pay our clients to file lawsuits. We strongly oppose such actions,
and said if we became of anyone aware, sorry, we
became aware of that anyone associated with us in any
capacity did such a thing, we would end our relationship
(15:01):
with them immediately. We want justice for real victims. So,
but a well done story on behalf of the La Times.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
Yeah, okay, I have to share this a little creepy.
I feel like I know you guys really well, but
you have no idea who I am, which is fine.
My name is Brian, I live in Corona, et cetera.
But you start at your ten o'clock o'clock hour with,
oh my goodness, where have you been? You missed so
much and talk about the getting a podcast, which I
will do.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
But I was honestly on a call work call.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
I worked too sometimes at nine o'clock from nine to ten,
and was bombed about missing you, and.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Then you started off to where of you that I
don't work. I'm sorry, I thought you were talking directly
to me. Oh I was, I was, that's good. That's
how personal this medium can be. Well, it's true. I
mean we I was thinking about this the other day.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I mean we are open books, really, and when we
meet people that listen to the show, it's like not
meeting a stranger at all. They know us and they
still decide to be our friend. It's wild. It's nice,
all right. Up next stripping at the school board meeting.
(16:10):
This is why the people like the show.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Did you hear about the snake It? In and Out? Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I mean In and out's pretty good. And you'll deal
with a lot to get your in and out. You'll
you'll wait in that line, you'll spend you know, twenty
two minutes in the drive through. But python it still
doesn't bother me. That is a delicious burger. I haven't
had an in and out burger for so long.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
You know what that is? I have not either.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
We should remedy that maybe next week. Where's our closest
in and out here?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Uh, probably the one that's right over on the other
side of the oh fie, Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's true. I think that's the closest right last Yeah,
that is okay. Next week we're going to do it.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Strange Science is coming up at twelve thirty today. We're
going to be talking about this robotic in vitro fertilization
that robots is now Robots is Robots is now getting
into the baby making business.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Also, a man falls in love with the chat bot
and ends up in the ozarks. Another be careful with
your relationship with your chat bot story.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
How often do you talk to your AI? Very rarely.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I had a question last night, and I tried to
avoid using AI to find the answer to it.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
My question is, wait, let me just stop you right there.
We don't need to know everything. Oh no, it's not
like that. Oh okay.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
It was a question of Alex Bragman for the Red Sox.
Obviously is in the postseason, right and he'd been in
the postseason with the Astros forever. My question was going
to be, I know that it exists somewhere. I just
was still unable to find it. What baseball player holds
the record for most consecutive seasons in the postseason period
(18:18):
with different teams or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Every once in a while, you know in football.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
You'll find somebody who changes from one team to the
next and they've played in three consecutive Super Bowls or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
But it's rare.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
And I was curious who holds the record for the
most consecutive seasons in the postseason, not appearances because that's
Derek Jeter by a month.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
For multiple teams or does it matter or same team
or multiple teams?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Is it? Do you remember the answer?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
No, was never able to even crafting the specifically. I
could not come up with the answer.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I'll find it.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Fifty five year old activists removed most of her clothing
during a school board meeting last month. This is a
group called Mom's for Liberty. Beth Boorn is the woman's name.
She was there to protest the Davis Joint Unified School
District's Board of Education meeting and their plan or their policy,
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which allows transgender students to choose the restroom and the
locker room of the gender that they identify with.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
The school district is saying that depending on a child
transgender identity, now.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
She's taking her sweater off and revealing her bathing suits,
they can.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Pick which bathroom they want. A California school board meeting
descended into chaos. What does she look like?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Chaos? She's blonde, that's all. If the camera angle is
from the back, so you don't even really get to
see her. She has a college aged daughter that identifies
as non binary. She removed her top, revealing a sports bra,
while informing the board that she wanted to give them
an idea of what that looks like. I don't know
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what that might be. Board members looked at one another
while the fifty five year old woman continued removing her
pants and talking about transgender students self identifying into different bathrooms.
When one of the Board of trust board trustees attempted
to intervene, She's standing there in her bikini and sports bra,
bikini bottom and sports sports bra. She said her demonstration
(20:23):
was allowed by law. She tried to put on a
pe uniform when the vice president on the board, Emilick,
quickly called the meeting to recess and everybody left. Everybody
that had been sitting up on the dais left. She said,
you would, of course be more comfortable having people of
the same sex. The whole point, she said, was to
make the board uncomfortable and suggest that changing in locker
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rooms should only be done in the presence of people
of the same gender. The police department in Davis had
to respond to calls about this, but by the time
they showed up, she had already put her close back
on and agreed to lee.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Greg Maddox has fourteen playoff appearances with the Braves from
nineteen ninety one to two thousand and five. Derek Jeter
has thirteen with the Yankees, obviously from ninety five to
two thousand and seven, and tying him is Clayton Kershaw.
When you think about the Dodgers getting into the postseason
throughout Clayton's Kershaw's.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Career, well, they've been in since twenty thirteen, thirteen, they've.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Been in every year.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, So that's that's Clayton Kershaw streak of thirteen right there.
But Greg Maddox at fourteen.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Always with the Braves.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Yeah, I just assumed that there would be somebody who
had switched teams from one to the other and then
went back in. So I do know that Derek Jeter
has played almost an entire season of postseason playoffs one
hundred and fifty eight I think appearances Derek Jeter has
in postseason games.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Who holds the record for most consecutive games played period
in MLB history.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Most consecutive games played.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, think about who is in the good Yeah, that's
the easy one.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Okay, Well not everybody knew that. You know, as the
most one and sixty two game seasons since two thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Everybody the most hundred Oh, who played in every game? Okay?
I like him? He always had flashy color. Yeah, I
like guy. I like flashy. He's a nice guy too.
Pythons it in and out.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
When we come back, Gary and Shannon will continue.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I'm trying to remember the name of the gun that
you guys were talking about. Was really good and safe
and everything doesn't shoot bullets. Trying to figure it out.
I want to buy one. He gave us his number.
You want to call him?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Would you just tell him what it is? Oh, it's
the Burner.
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By r NA dot com Berna check it out burna
dot com. He drives from Irvine to Venice every day. David,
that is a rough man.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Hey top in the morning. Gary Shannon is your boy?
Tony up here in the I E some shit quick
oh why, I love Shannon so much? And yehyeah, you're
pretty cool too, But it's all about Shannon. Number one,
she loves Jersey Mike sandwiches like I do. Number two
she loves the coach called the movie just like I do.
And number three she hated that whack ass Superman movie
(23:29):
just like I did, Worst Superman.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Thank you, thanks Tony. It was an awful movie, though,
hy Gary and Chamon.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I've always wondered why men don't shave their armpits.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
I mean, it's just gross. I don't see why they.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Can't point, won't or don't a good point.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Should be an issue?
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Is there a lot of time when guys walk around
like this? There are a lot of time when women
do excellent point. I'm just trying to think of when
you would notice what are you working with? Let's see
your arm hair, my arm hair, or my underarm hair. Why.
I don't know. Is it a giant Ritchie comes in
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with the camera. He's like, we will let no crisis
go unused. Come on, I think people want to see
my armpit hair.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
That's the weirdest thing you've asked, and you've asked weird things.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I don't think we're going to get it. Sorry for
Bakersfield guys.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Hey, you know I can hang with the hairy legs,
but I don't think I could hang with the hairy
arm bits.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Why one but not the other? So you could handle
you couldn't handle either one? I couldn't. I just I've
never had to. Does that make sense if you went
home today? Dilemma that I don't.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I mean, well, okay, listen, I'm putting you in this Dielemma.
You get home today, your wife says, I'm letting something go.
Either it's my legs or my arm pits. I'm not
shaving both anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
You gotta pick. What do you pick? What do you pick?
Shave the legs? Okay? So she can have her Harry pitts.
Because again, I I'll ask that question.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
How often is this happening where you just walking around
in the air like you're signaling a touchdown?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Right, but in sexy time? You know, there's very little
that's going to turn me off at that point. So
she could have hairy legs, is what I'm saying. She could.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
You know, I probably could have gone my whole life
without hearing Shannon have an iron pit smell.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Fetish. I don't good Lord, Yeah, I don't. You did
kind of let that one come out, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I do like the way my husband spells after he
works out ros.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Good morning Gary and Shannon. Hey Gary. In the unlikely
event that your wife stops shaving, I think it would
be a good idea to show your enthusiasm and support
by using a nickname instead of like sweetheart or darling.
Just start calling her sasquatch. She'll be charmed, have.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
A good day, Charmed. That guy must listen to a
different show. Charmed.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
A python was found in and out in Monrovia. And
just like my argument and statement a few seconds ago,
which is, once you get that ball rolling, it's hard
to put the brakes on it.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I thought you were gonna quote sir mix a lot
once again this week.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
No, Once you're in in and out and you smell
it and you've ordered it.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
And you're waiting, what's done is done.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
There is no python, could be could be in your car,
wrapped around your throat and you're not moving. Once you
smell in and out, the mission is critical. You have
to get the in and out agreed.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
In the French Fries, thepascity the humans is something said.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Nike's family recognized the snake on television after it had
escaped from their home. They said the python Henny, had
escaped from their San Bernardino home back in August and
told the passing in a humane society. They had no
clue how the snake got all the way to Monrovia.
(27:20):
From San Bernardino to Monrovia, uber an in and outworker
found Henny at the drive through this week and brought
her to the humane society there in.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Henny named after Hennessy, No doubt, right, What does a
snake have to do with Hennessy? How else do you
arrive at a name Henny without Hennessy? Henny Youngman?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Do you think Henny Youngman was not named after Hennessy?
I would beg to differ. I don't even know what
it would be short for. What would Hennessy? No, I mean,
that's the only thing. It's short for, Henny, Henny Youngman.
His real name was Henry.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Well, I'm sure every Henny is short for Henry. I've
never heard shorten Henry, hen sure me or Hank. Why
it's not even shortening, You're just changing it down.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
But I would argue that Henny is used more often
to describe Hennessy than it is to describe a Henry.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Gary, can you repeat the python's name again? Henny? Say
it again? Why? Just do it? Why? What's happening?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Just do it?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Henny. I don't get it. Get Is this a TikTok joke?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Is this on TikTok? Is this on that blue sky thing?
Blue sky?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
That's a new one? I mean it's not new, but
it's another one. Blues guys for old people. No, it's not,
it's not. No threads. Threads might be for old Yeah, Facebook,
is this a Facebook joke? That's definitely people that are
on Facebook?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Henny, Yeah, Honny, heygirl, Henny, Henny, Henny, Henny. Hey, I'm lost.
All right, let's break and everyone can just calm themselves.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Old.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You are old. You're fifty two years old. Listen, your jackasses,
get off my lawn. You've been listening to The Gary
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Old man river over here doesn't hear anymore, so you
have good hearing. That's discrimination.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I was just doing my training here. It's not just
about sex, it's about discrimination as well. This is my
workplace training for the tars and I didn't know this,
but the federal law protects people from discrimination over the
age of forty forty not crazy. So if you're forty
and get canned, you can be like it was age.
(01:13):
They're discriminating against me.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
What well, I mean forty nothing prove it right, But
forty is nothing anymore. She said, it's true, and I
talked to you. Forty was a long time ago.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
There was a new Pole New York Times Siena poll
that shows that we are divided and it's not getting
any better. That Americans have less faith in our ability
to solve problems than we had five years ago. A
large majority now believe the country is incapable of overcoming
deep divisions. Now, think about what happened during coronavirus. Right
(01:49):
we're fighting over masks, and fighting over schools opening and
racial inequality and all of these things. A majority of
voters still agreed that the country was capable of solving
its political problems. Today, a third believe that we are
still capable of solving our political problems one third.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
This is extremely troubling.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You're looking at the biggest sex abuse case ever for
La County. Lawsuits that led to a record four billion
dollars in a settlement for the victims. This was kind
of a blanket lawsuit, and now an La Times investigation
has found that plaintiffs in this settlement thousands of people.
(02:34):
By the way, there were about eleven thousand plaintiffs, and
at times investigation found that there were a number of
them who said that they were paid to sue. They
were paid to use for this firm to use their
name in the lawsuit.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Now why you might ask, Well, we've said many times,
and especially these large lawsuits like this, the law firms
themselves usually get about half of the money for each client.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
If you watched.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Aaron Brockovich or any other Scott Tureau novel turn movie,
you know that class action lawsuits you get more money
when you have more victims.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
It's just the way it works.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
This was all about sex abuse inside juvenile halls run
by the county, foster homes run by the county, and
nearly one fourth of the plaintiffs were represented by the
firm in question. One man, Marlon Brand, thirty one years old.
He said he got two hundred dollars half in cash
(03:40):
outside the County Social Services office, in the other half
when he went to go meet with lawyers from this
firm in downtown.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
And he even said that the receptionist was the one
who handed him one hundred dollars check.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
They're just giving them pocket money essentially, which makes it
even dirtier.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Kevin Richardson, nine years old. His suit was also filed
last October fifteenth. He said he got fifty bucks outside
the Social Services office. Quintavia Smith, thirty eight, got five, Sorry,
got two hundred dollars. But some of them are even
less than that. Some people are offered a phone in
exchange for the attaching their names to these allegations, which
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then get written up into the lawsuit and get added
into the bin and, like you said, drive up the
final cost of whatever settlement the county is going to
be on the hook for.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
The attorneys have declined to be interviewed. As you would imagine.
The law firm in question, Downtown LA Law Group, has
strongly denied paying people to sue, said no representative of
the firm had been authorized to make payments. California law
bans a practice known as capping, in which non attorneys
directly solicit or procure clients to sign up for lawsuits
(04:54):
with the law firm. It's basically like sending out like
concert promoters, like party promoters, right to get people in
the or. It was kind of the same thing for
a long time with class action lawsuits, where you just
hire people to go get people to sign up for
the lawsuit, because then, as you mentioned, the firm makes
more money.
Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well in the times, they dotted their eyes and crossed
their t's on this one. And there's some of the
suspect things that they're accusing this law firm of doing.
We'll talk about in just a second, because there's something's
going on here. Something is going on here. Either all
these people are lying about this story or there's a
(05:31):
missing step that hasn't been identified yet, but it does
not look good.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Furthermore, what did the county do to investigate all these plaintiffs?
Or did they just settle and did somebody with the
county know something?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Was there a kickback there?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
I know that that's following my chemtrail, but you got
to ask the question, don't you?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But there is a chemtrail. You're damn right there is.
Gary and Shannon will continue.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What are we gonna wear tomorrow? And then it started
into chest hair. Richie shows off chest hair sometimes I
was making jokes like it's, you know, maybe maybe we're
a tank top. You show off some chest hair, but
bring a sweater because we're at the beach. It's gonna
be a little chilly, right, And then we talked about
women with chest hair, and then it evolved into what
(06:21):
would you do if your wife decided to grow out
her armpit hair?
Speaker 2 (06:25):
My wife?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Really everyone's wife? Yeah, like you love your wife. She's
a smoke show. But she just decides that she's gonna
not shave her armpits anymore. What do you do? Do
you embrace it and just you love her. She's hot,
it's cool whatever whatever she wants to do.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Do you I'm assuming you don't like the look. You're
not into it?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
It would be your first choice for your wife's armpit,
But there it is.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Does you have a glandular problem? Now? She's just decided.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
She's just deciding she's tired of the daily maintenance. She
doesn't even really talk about it. It's just this thing
that she started doing. Like, yeah, she didn't bring it up.
It's not a thing. It's just like, this is what
this is.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
You're into it?
Speaker 5 (07:12):
Elmer?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Yeah, okay, Elmer's into it. Gary's face says he is
not into it. But what are you going to do?
It's your wife, You love her. She wants to live
free of razors. Now here's the thing. She's still shaving
her legs but not the armpits. So it's kind of
something you want to ask follow up questions on, but
(07:35):
you can't.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
How do you make one decision? So what do you do?
Save it?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Like it's time for sexy time and she puts her
arm above her head and then you're like, whoa, but
you can't make that face that you're making right now
because it's sexy time.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
What if? What if? What if you shave all of
your hair? So it's like, if you're going to grow hair,
then I'll shave on and then you know, we'll just
switch rolls.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
So you're telling Gary to shave his armpits. I don't
think she cares about what his armpits do.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
You know, as long as they're clean, right or not clean?
Sometimes it's nice for them to not be clean. Say
that again, I mean sometimes it's nice to have a scent.
I mean channel would you grow your armpit hair?
Speaker 6 (08:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I would not.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I am pretty particular about making sure that is taken
care of, sometimes twice a day because I don't I'm not.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
I'm not into women with.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Pit hair or chest or chest hair? If that's a thing?
Is that a thing? Now?
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Is that on TikTok? I think so? Let's disgusted? So
what would you would you say anything? Your wife? Yes,
what would you say?
Speaker 5 (08:53):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
What's going on there? Okay? That's good? And she says no, no,
just just something I'm doing? Okay.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Well, if I have a vote in just something you're doing,
I would vote no.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Really, yes, wow, I don't think my husband would say
anything to me.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
He's afraid of you, I know. Duh.
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at one thousand bucks. I'm telling you about this La
Times analysis, this big deep dive that they did into
a sex abuse settlement, the four billion dollar settlement on
behalf of LA County to the victims of what is
(10:11):
at least claimed victims who were sexually abused, assaulted, molested
in some ways in the juvenile detention facility throughout LA County.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Now, one of the firms that was responsible for signing
up a massive amount of plaintiffs in this case is
the Downtown La Law Group And according to the La Times,
this law group a mass more than twenty seven hundred
people to sue LA County, more than nearly any other
law firm involved in the settlement.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Now the firm gets.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Nearly half the payout for each client per retainer agreements,
again reviewed by The Times. Like you said, they did
a really good job of dotting their eyes and crossing
their t's with this one. Two legal experts were spoken
with and they said offering people to sue, particularly the
vulnerable population, people who are financially on the brink, would
(11:06):
invite fraud into this historic sex abuse settlement. So pretty
much pointing out, yes, the water is wet here. Plaintiffs
say plaintiffs told The La Times that in some cases
they were explicitly told to make up claims. Carl Sean
Stovall is forty three years old. He said, they tell
(11:29):
you what to say. He was given about twenty bucks
by a vendor outside the benefits office to sue. He said,
you're supposed to make it up. He gave the vendor
his cell phone number and was told a lawyer would
call him soon and ask him a few questions. What
facility were you in, what year? How were you abused? Remember,
(11:50):
this is a case that is all about sex abuse
inside the county's juvenile halls and foster homes, and according
to Carl Sean, you just made it out up. He
said the vendor in fact handed him a postcard size
script of how to respond, and that the vendor told
him you don't need to worry about getting fact checked.
(12:10):
The county has no records of who was in its
facilities decades ago.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
He said to the La Times, it seemed like a
good way to get some quick money.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
So by the time the call came, he actually had
lost that script and came up with a story on
his own that probation officers watched him masturbate in the shower.
He said the call lasted less than ten minutes and
he never heard from them again. But a lawsuit was
filed on his behalf, alleging that he was sexually harassed
and abused by staff in Central Juvenile Hall. He said
(12:41):
he's never been there. In fact, he's never been in
juvenile Hall at all. He was a good kid.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
He's never even been in juvenile Hall, clean record as
a juvenile, but said that guards watched him masturbate while
he was there.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
It gets written down, sent off and stamped.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
One man who talks of The Times and eventually didn't
want his name published, called the La Times the morning
of September eleventh and said that this law firm had
ordered him a ride from the broken down car that
he was living out of in South Central to the
office to the lawyer's office. Said an attorney had warned
him that The Times was doing a quote smear article
(13:20):
and they didn't want any plaintiffs like him receiving any
money from the settlement. I'm sorry. The La Times didn't
want him receiving any money. So a defamation lawyer comes
in and sends the newspaper a sworn declaration from the
man later that day, accusing the reporter of pretending to
be a representative of the law firm. But that guy
(13:42):
had saved the reporter's number in his phone as a
representative of the La Times, and had his picture taken
by an La Times photographer, and had sent emails to
the La Times email account and texted asking when the
story was going to run an the paper, So he
clearly knew, at least according to the La Times, that
(14:04):
in fact, he was talking with a reporter, not a
representative that was trying or not faking that they were
a lawyer trying to get him to speak freely.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
One guy, one Fjardo, was downtown.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
He used to sell phones next to the lawsuit vendors,
and he saw the people handing out cash to potential plaintiffs.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
He said, well, I want some easy cash. So he
just made up a story, he said.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
One of the guys told him, you you can make
up a story to say you got touched and then
you get fifty bucks.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
He's like, all right, I'll do that. He took the
fifty bucks.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Later gets a call from the law firm telling him
his case had been accepted.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Now again, the law firm itself strongly denies paying people
to sue. They said, no representative of any firm has
been author raised to make any payments. We do not
pay our clients to file lawsuits. We strongly oppose such actions,
and said if we became of anyone aware, sorry, we
became aware of that anyone associated with us in any
capacity did such a thing, we would end our relationship
(15:01):
with them immediately. We want justice for real victims. So,
but a well done story on behalf of the La Times.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
Yeah, okay, I have to share this a little creepy.
I feel like I know you guys really well, but
you have no idea who I am, which is fine.
My name is Brian, I live in Corona, et cetera.
But you start at your ten o'clock o'clock hour with,
oh my goodness, where have you been? You missed so
much and talk about the getting a podcast, which I
will do.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
But I was honestly on a call work call.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
I worked too sometimes at nine o'clock from nine to ten,
and was bombed about missing you, and.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Then you started off to where of you that I
don't work. I'm sorry, I thought you were talking directly
to me. Oh I was, I was, that's good. That's
how personal this medium can be. Well, it's true. I
mean we I was thinking about this the other day.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I mean we are open books, really, and when we
meet people that listen to the show, it's like not
meeting a stranger at all. They know us and they
still decide to be our friend. It's wild. It's nice,
all right. Up next stripping at the school board meeting.
(16:10):
This is why the people like the show.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Did you hear about the snake It? In and Out? Oh?
Speaker 1 (16:24):
I mean In and out's pretty good. And you'll deal
with a lot to get your in and out. You'll
you'll wait in that line, you'll spend you know, twenty
two minutes in the drive through. But python it still
doesn't bother me. That is a delicious burger. I haven't
had an in and out burger for so long.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
You know what that is? I have not either.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
We should remedy that maybe next week. Where's our closest
in and out here?
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Uh, probably the one that's right over on the other
side of the oh fie, Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's true. I think that's the closest right last Yeah,
that is okay. Next week we're going to do it.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Strange Science is coming up at twelve thirty today. We're
going to be talking about this robotic in vitro fertilization
that robots is now Robots is Robots is now getting
into the baby making business.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Also, a man falls in love with the chat bot
and ends up in the ozarks. Another be careful with
your relationship with your chat bot story.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
How often do you talk to your AI? Very rarely.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I had a question last night, and I tried to
avoid using AI to find the answer to it.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
My question is, wait, let me just stop you right there.
We don't need to know everything. Oh no, it's not
like that. Oh okay.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
It was a question of Alex Bragman for the Red Sox.
Obviously is in the postseason, right and he'd been in
the postseason with the Astros forever. My question was going
to be, I know that it exists somewhere. I just
was still unable to find it. What baseball player holds
the record for most consecutive seasons in the postseason period
(18:18):
with different teams or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Every once in a while, you know in football.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
You'll find somebody who changes from one team to the
next and they've played in three consecutive Super Bowls or
something like that.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
But it's rare.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
And I was curious who holds the record for the
most consecutive seasons in the postseason, not appearances because that's
Derek Jeter by a month.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
For multiple teams or does it matter or same team
or multiple teams?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Is it? Do you remember the answer?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
No?
Speaker 4 (18:44):
No, was never able to even crafting the specifically. I
could not come up with the answer.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I'll find it.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Fifty five year old activists removed most of her clothing
during a school board meeting last month. This is a
group called Mom's for Liberty. Beth Boorn is the woman's name.
She was there to protest the Davis Joint Unified School
District's Board of Education meeting and their plan or their policy,
(19:14):
which allows transgender students to choose the restroom and the
locker room of the gender that they identify with.
Speaker 8 (19:21):
The school district is saying that depending on a child
transgender identity, now.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
She's taking her sweater off and revealing her bathing suits,
they can.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Pick which bathroom they want. A California school board meeting
descended into chaos. What does she look like?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
Chaos? She's blonde, that's all. If the camera angle is
from the back, so you don't even really get to
see her. She has a college aged daughter that identifies
as non binary. She removed her top, revealing a sports bra,
while informing the board that she wanted to give them
an idea of what that looks like. I don't know
(19:58):
what that might be. Board members looked at one another
while the fifty five year old woman continued removing her
pants and talking about transgender students self identifying into different bathrooms.
When one of the Board of trust board trustees attempted
to intervene, She's standing there in her bikini and sports bra,
bikini bottom and sports sports bra. She said her demonstration
(20:23):
was allowed by law. She tried to put on a
pe uniform when the vice president on the board, Emilick,
quickly called the meeting to recess and everybody left. Everybody
that had been sitting up on the dais left. She said,
you would, of course be more comfortable having people of
the same sex. The whole point, she said, was to
make the board uncomfortable and suggest that changing in locker
(20:46):
rooms should only be done in the presence of people
of the same gender. The police department in Davis had
to respond to calls about this, but by the time
they showed up, she had already put her close back
on and agreed to lee.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Greg Maddox has fourteen playoff appearances with the Braves from
nineteen ninety one to two thousand and five. Derek Jeter
has thirteen with the Yankees, obviously from ninety five to
two thousand and seven, and tying him is Clayton Kershaw.
When you think about the Dodgers getting into the postseason
throughout Clayton's Kershaw's.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Career, well, they've been in since twenty thirteen, thirteen, they've.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Been in every year.
Speaker 1 (21:25):
Yeah, So that's that's Clayton Kershaw streak of thirteen right there.
But Greg Maddox at fourteen.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Always with the Braves.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Yeah, I just assumed that there would be somebody who
had switched teams from one to the other and then
went back in. So I do know that Derek Jeter
has played almost an entire season of postseason playoffs one
hundred and fifty eight I think appearances Derek Jeter has
in postseason games.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Who holds the record for most consecutive games played period
in MLB history.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Most consecutive games played.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Yeah, think about who is in the good Yeah, that's
the easy one.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
Okay, Well not everybody knew that. You know, as the
most one and sixty two game seasons since two thousand.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Everybody the most hundred Oh, who played in every game? Okay?
I like him? He always had flashy color. Yeah, I
like guy. I like flashy. He's a nice guy too.
Pythons it in and out.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
When we come back, Gary and Shannon will continue.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
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I'm trying to remember the name of the gun that
you guys were talking about. Was really good and safe
and everything doesn't shoot bullets. Trying to figure it out.
I want to buy one. He gave us his number.
You want to call him?
Speaker 2 (22:47):
Would you just tell him what it is? Oh, it's
the Burner.
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that is a rough man.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
Hey top in the morning. Gary Shannon is your boy?
Tony up here in the I E some shit quick
oh why, I love Shannon so much? And yehyeah, you're
pretty cool too, But it's all about Shannon. Number one,
she loves Jersey Mike sandwiches like I do. Number two
she loves the coach called the movie just like I do.
And number three she hated that whack ass Superman movie
(23:29):
just like I did, Worst Superman.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Thank you, thanks Tony. It was an awful movie, though,
hy Gary and Chamon.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
I've always wondered why men don't shave their armpits.
Speaker 6 (23:42):
I mean, it's just gross. I don't see why they.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Can't point, won't or don't a good point.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Should be an issue?
Speaker 6 (23:51):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Is there a lot of time when guys walk around
like this? There are a lot of time when women
do excellent point. I'm just trying to think of when
you would notice what are you working with? Let's see
your arm hair, my arm hair, or my underarm hair. Why.
I don't know. Is it a giant Ritchie comes in
(24:12):
with the camera. He's like, we will let no crisis
go unused. Come on, I think people want to see
my armpit hair.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
That's the weirdest thing you've asked, and you've asked weird things.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
I don't think we're going to get it. Sorry for
Bakersfield guys.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Hey, you know I can hang with the hairy legs,
but I don't think I could hang with the hairy
arm bits.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
Why one but not the other? So you could handle
you couldn't handle either one? I couldn't. I just I've
never had to. Does that make sense if you went
home today? Dilemma that I don't.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I mean, well, okay, listen, I'm putting you in this Dielemma.
You get home today, your wife says, I'm letting something go.
Either it's my legs or my arm pits. I'm not
shaving both anymore.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
You gotta pick. What do you pick? What do you pick?
Shave the legs? Okay? So she can have her Harry pitts.
Because again, I I'll ask that question.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
How often is this happening where you just walking around
in the air like you're signaling a touchdown?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Right, but in sexy time? You know, there's very little
that's going to turn me off at that point. So
she could have hairy legs, is what I'm saying. She could.
Speaker 6 (25:33):
You know, I probably could have gone my whole life
without hearing Shannon have an iron pit smell.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Fetish. I don't good Lord, Yeah, I don't. You did
kind of let that one come out, didn't you.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
I do like the way my husband spells after he
works out ros.
Speaker 6 (25:48):
Good morning Gary and Shannon. Hey Gary. In the unlikely
event that your wife stops shaving, I think it would
be a good idea to show your enthusiasm and support
by using a nickname instead of like sweetheart or darling.
Just start calling her sasquatch. She'll be charmed, have.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
A good day, Charmed. That guy must listen to a
different show. Charmed.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
A python was found in and out in Monrovia. And
just like my argument and statement a few seconds ago,
which is, once you get that ball rolling, it's hard
to put the brakes on it.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I thought you were gonna quote sir mix a lot
once again this week.
Speaker 4 (26:31):
No, Once you're in in and out and you smell
it and you've ordered it.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
And you're waiting, what's done is done.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
There is no python, could be could be in your car,
wrapped around your throat and you're not moving. Once you
smell in and out, the mission is critical. You have
to get the in and out agreed.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
In the French Fries, thepascity the humans is something said.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Nike's family recognized the snake on television after it had
escaped from their home. They said the python Henny, had
escaped from their San Bernardino home back in August and
told the passing in a humane society. They had no
clue how the snake got all the way to Monrovia.
(27:20):
From San Bernardino to Monrovia, uber an in and outworker
found Henny at the drive through this week and brought
her to the humane society there in.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Henny named after Hennessy, No doubt, right, What does a
snake have to do with Hennessy? How else do you
arrive at a name Henny without Hennessy? Henny Youngman?
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Do you think Henny Youngman was not named after Hennessy?
I would beg to differ. I don't even know what
it would be short for. What would Hennessy? No, I mean,
that's the only thing. It's short for, Henny, Henny Youngman.
His real name was Henry.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Well, I'm sure every Henny is short for Henry. I've
never heard shorten Henry, hen sure me or Hank. Why
it's not even shortening, You're just changing it down.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
But I would argue that Henny is used more often
to describe Hennessy than it is to describe a Henry.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Gary, can you repeat the python's name again? Henny? Say
it again? Why? Just do it? Why? What's happening?
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Just do it?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Henny. I don't get it. Get Is this a TikTok joke?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Is this on TikTok? Is this on that blue sky thing?
Blue sky?
Speaker 4 (28:43):
That's a new one? I mean it's not new, but
it's another one. Blues guys for old people. No, it's not,
it's not. No threads. Threads might be for old Yeah, Facebook,
is this a Facebook joke? That's definitely people that are
on Facebook?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Henny, Yeah, Honny, heygirl, Henny, Henny, Henny, Henny. Hey, I'm lost.
All right, let's break and everyone can just calm themselves.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
Old.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
You are old. You're fifty two years old. Listen, your jackasses,
get off my lawn. You've been listening to The Gary
and Shannon Show.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
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