May 11, 2026 • 27 mins
The Gary & Shannon Show Hour 1 (05.11) – Comedy gets savage again, hantavirus panic ramps up, and Shannon uncovers evidence of Gary surviving unsupervised on junk food.• Kevin Hart’s debate special sparks a bigger conversation → are comedians finally being offensive again without apologizing for it?
• Gary & Shannon break down why truly brutal comedy only works when it’s actually smart• Shannon checks in after Gary spent the weekend alone → immediately discovering pizza boxes, Cheez-Its, and signs of nutritional collapse• Iran ceasefire tensions continue → while President Trump holds firm on nuclear red lines• Hantavirus fears escalate → infected passengers return to the U.S. in biocontainment units while global tracking efforts continue
• Officials insist this is NOT another COVID situation… but hazmat imagery and quarantine flights are making people uneasy• Gary & Shannon question why part of the public almost seems eager for another pandemic-style crisis
• Is it fear? Comfort in being told what to do? Or just collective trauma leftover from 2020?• Plus: NFL schedule leaks begin, Savannah Guthrie lands a new primetime game show, and a horrifying #TerrorInTheSkies story out of Denver somehow gets even worse once the engine catches fire
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty the Gary and Shannon Show on demand on.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
The iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Got about twenty minutes into it and texted you and
my brother and said, this roast is excellent.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I didn't start until like, so, I only got about
an hour and maybe an hour and fifteen hour and
a half through it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
To me too, I only watched about it almost three
hours long. Yeah, I knew it was gonna be three hours.
I got an hour and a half into it and
then wanted to save it for later. It was ruthless.
A comedy is back. All of the sensibilities.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Be damned.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We are being offensive again, at least in comedy. And man,
it feels good.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Unapologetically. It was very cool.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But like a couple of those you're.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Like, ooh, should I be laughing? Get this? You're I'm
like kind of looking around the room, and my husband
he's laughing, like, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well would you Here's the question I have is you
get into it and some of those people, whether it's
Tony Hinchcliffe, Chelsea Handler, someone getting picked on, I mean, yeah,
picked on repeatedly.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
But comics getting picked on is also fun to watch.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well, would would I be able to take it? Would
I be able to be picked on that much? I
had that thought as well. But then again, these people
are the.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Best at what they do, right, And like I was
thinking about that too. I'm like, well, I was putting
it in like, well, if Gary did this well, if
he was really creative about how he went after me, like,
I think I could really appreciate it. And that's the
way I think they look it at at it as
because it's like, sure, it's easy, we're all easy targets.
If you know somebody, you can pick something that they're
(01:35):
an easy target for. But can you be creative and
just cut throat at the same time. And I think
if you're a comic, you respect that talent and somebody
else to be that way.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, I mean you should.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
That's the way comics spend time to eat with each other.
I mean that's what That's what they do. That's a
normal conversation for them, is to rip on each other
so much to do it in public is what is.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Makes it so entertaining. I guess I don't know. Well,
Welcome Gary and Shannon Live from the Cellarer's Advantage studio today,
on this Monday, May eleventh hot day. Today, it's gonna
be a good, good old fashioned May temperatures like it's supposed.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
To do ninety degrees at my house, and I think
it's already eighty.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
So gorgeous. Yesterday so gorgeous. I was working doing the
whole laundry room thing. So I was putting stuff together,
and I was working in the garage, and I just
had every door open. Every door flies in the house. Right,
it's going to be super pissed, but the door the
garage doors open. The door of the backyard is open. Yeah,
dogs just lounging around, nice and warm.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Dude's day at the house. Man, you had all weekend
by yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Good thing. I wore pants. Do you like that?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I sent your reminders like eat something, make sure you
wipe well enough.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I that one, with that one made me laugh.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I was.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Surprisingly dormant. It felt like my dog was you were.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You were a dude on your own for a weekend.
You're not gonna go set the world on fire. You're
gonna laze about, put your hand on your pants.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But I had these plans. I was like, you know what,
I'm gonna I'm gonna read and then I'm going to
work out for like six hours and then I'm gonna
eat right, And none of that happened, Not one ounce
of that happened.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I do have those ideas sometimes where I'm like, I
am gonna have a healthy day, I'm gonna work, I'm
gonna go for a run, and then I'm gonna do
this and I'm gonna eat grilled chicken. It's like, no,
you're not, No, you're not. You're gonna sit on your ass.
You're gonna watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City for
six seasons and then you're gonna order a pizza to
be delivered because you're too lazy to go get your pizza.
(03:47):
That's exactly what you're gonna do. And you know it.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I was this close to pizza, this close. I know
you were, and I actually I was thinking, well, if
my son's in town, i'll just have him come over
that way. I'm not eating it alone. Sure you needed
to get alone, Yes, eating it alone would be an
absolute cry for help yourself, a conspiracy. Yeah, but he
didn't answer.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He didn't answer, So you didn't get the pizza because
you could not rationalize the pizza on your own.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You came over later.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now do you ever I've done this, I'm not ashamed
of it. Have you ever hidden the evidence? Now, I'm
not talking about my husband leaves town for a weekend
and I start smoking crack and then I start hiding
the tinfoil. No, no, no, the evidence of just simply the
pizza box or like the empty cheese it's box, or
(04:37):
you know something that is.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I clearly was a glutton.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I clearly sat and took in a large portion of
something really bad. I have honestly hidden the evidence. Like
I've taken like thrown something in the trash and then
been like, eh, I'm gonna take that downstairs to the
bigger trash can or take it to the dumpster or whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Put it in the neighbor's trash can. Yeah, I don't.
I can't. I'm sure I have. But my bigger problem
is I leave a mess. If I'm if I sit
and eat chips or something like that on the couch,
I'll get up and I'll first of all be surprised
that I made it all the way through the bag.
And then the next day I'll go back and there's
(05:16):
like a perfect outline of my butt. Yeah, surrounded by
chip crumbs except for where the butt was, because it's
just all over me. It's just falling like an hand.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, chips are great, and then you know, and they
just go by in a blink of an eye. Sometimes
I hide the evidence from myself. A couple of years ago,
we were on a road trip with the Chargers and
I ordered a pizza for myself, ate the pizza, and
then took the pizza box and put it in front
of the door of the hotel room across the hall
from me, because I didn't want to be associated with it.
(05:50):
Like I'm just hiding it from myself at that point,
Like I know, I ate the pizza, Like what am
I trying to pretend? But I didn't want to, like
wake up and have a reminder in the room like
you did that.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You're gonna feel it. You don't need to be seen.
You don't need to see it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The next day, I'm like leaving the hotel room and
across the hall from me was the offensive line coach
at the time. I won't name names, but this is
a big dude. This guy's a big guy. He's an
offensive line coach and He's like, did you leave that
pizza box outside my door? And I was like, yeah, haha,
(06:26):
like I thought thought it was a big funny thing.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
He's like that wasn't cool like that. He was this big.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Old dude, like a rugged old offensive line coach, and
he was like he held that over my head for
the whole season. He was like, are you gonna get
pizza this trip? Make sure you don't put it out
in front of my door. Like the pizza box that
I tried to hide came back and bit me in
the ass all season long by a six four three
and fifty pound dude.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
You gotta go. You gotta go to a different floor.
It feels like, yeah, I mean next time, all right.
So President Trump called the latest Iranian response to his
piece play and unacceptable, and he said basically that the
ceasefire is on kind of its last legs, so we
(07:14):
might start dropping bombs again.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
We'll talk about this ceasefire. Hasn't been much of a ceasefire,
has it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well, there has been a trifle. There has been a
bit of a skirmish down on the straight of hor Moves.
But we'll see where this goes. Also, don't let anybody
tell you about that guy in Denver got hit by
the airplane. He got sucked through the engine. When the
fire department showed up, they literally said, there are limbs
(07:40):
on the runway. Oh, so don't don't don't, don't let
anybody sanitize it for you and go, oh, I must
have got hit by tire.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Also, don't let anybody set your hauntavirus on fire. The
haunt of virus hysteria is very premature, folks.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's like this, I have to it's like this need
to return to the pandemic for some people.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, I e.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
The media who just loves you clicking on those same
three dead people.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Poke the bruise, baby.
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Speaker 1 (08:46):
We will get an update coming up next on the
seventeen Americans from the hauntavirus cruise ship that are now
back in the US.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
All right, welcome home.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
They were transported in bio containment units. Apparent lee in
quarantine facilities in Nebraska. Why did Nebraska get the short straw.
We'll get into all that coming up next.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
President Trump says Iran's response to the latest US proposal
to end the war is totally unacceptable. He also, at
an event at the White House this morning, suggested that
the ceasefire with Iran is on massive life support. That's
the term that he used in a truth social post.
He said, I have just read the response from Iran's
(09:29):
so called representatives. I don't like it, and then all
caps totally unacceptable. Thank you for your attention to this
matter that has driven oil prices up, that drives gas
prices up. We all know this cycle that we have
found ourselves in ever since the ceasefire started.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah, international oil benchmark Brent rose by more than four
percent to one hundred and five, well nearly one hundred
and six dollars a barrel at one point before falling
back to one three. As you know, the straight or
for moves is is the issue there, and it has
been essentially blocked for quite some time now, effectively shut
down since we began this frucus February late February.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Can you say that frucus?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, I invented that word on the John and Ken Show.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
It's a good one. Iran's news outlets said that this
proposal was similar to Tehran's position during the other negotiations.
They want an official end to the war. They want
to reopen the Strait. They want to withdraw all naval
vessels that are enforcing the US blockade, lift the US sanctions,
an effective ceasefire in Lebanon, and additional thirty days of
talks to iron out the details. And a pony, A pony, yes,
(10:42):
and a pony. Oh, and that's just on the wish
list something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I saw a screen grab, not from the media, but
from somebody's Instagram story that showed a gas station on
Nineteenth Avenue. I don't know how much this has to
do with construction on Nineteenth Avenue in the city. It
was shut down over the weekend, but nine dollars in
San Francisco, nine dollars a gallon. So in summer's are coming,
(11:08):
and it's a it's gonna be a quarantine summer everybody.
It's gonna be stay at home, stay indoors, lock it
down summer. If price if gas prices are at nine
dollars a gallon, because that's just a sign of things
to come in California. Yeah, and I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna pay that kind of money to go.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You know, to your house.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
So what are you gonna do.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I'm gonna not see any friends. I'm not gonna go anywhere.
I'm gonna sit at home in my sweat.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You could still FaceTime people.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That's true. That's what we did in the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Remember that was fun.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It was I hated it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I hate the way I It was like the most
depressing era because you just had to look at yourself
and who looks good on a FaceTime like I don't know,
I don't I know that, And uh it was awful.
Like I didn't like fate. I would rather have just
been on the phone with people. The whole face timing thing.
I feel like is unnecessary.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You know, I know interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I don't need to see your face on that.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
You can imagine the way my face is making faces
when I know.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
What face you're saying.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
You can hear the face I make. I can in
just the tone of voice. Okay, all right, But I
do like facetiming like my daughter to see what she's doing.
She's always it's funny to watch her cook dinner while
she's facetiming us.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, she's young and sweet and exciting and has a
fun life going on, and that's good for you. It's like,
what does she want to see? You on the couch
in my in your chip shadow, you and your crumbs?
All right, we'll get an update on the haunt of.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
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Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
That was a big sign, I know. And what do
we owe that to? A four game series between the
Dodgers and Giants. Dodgers did lose to the Brave seven
to two yesterday, but they will host the Giants starting tonight,
a four game series.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
The Lakers had no chance against the thunder Right.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
They play tonight but that could. Yeah, the thunders up,
are up, thunder are up three nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But they're like they're like the Kansas City Chiefs of
the NBA right right now?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, So Ducks did beat the Golden Knights
four to three, so they tied that series in the
Stanley Cup playoffs at two games apiece. They'll play again
tomorrow night and Vegas Angels beat the Blue Jay six
to one in Toronto and they'll move on to Cleveland
to take on the Guardians subnavirus.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Hunt of Virus.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Seventeen Americans who were aboard the Hunt of Virus cruise
ship have now arrived home in the United States.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Well to their new home in the United States.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Right A State Apartment plane carrying them landed in Omaha
at an airfield there in Nebraska at about two thirty
this morning. Passengers were due to be assessed, you know,
you either get on the green tarp, the yellow tarp,
or the red tarp, not really, and then monitored at
a nearby medical center.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
They're actually going to be treated at the Administration for
Strategic Preparedness and Response Regional Emerging Special Pathogen Treatment Center.
Why Nebraska, because that's where the strategic preparedness in response.
Regional Emerging Special Pathogen Treatment Center is a University of
Nebraska medical center in Omaha.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I guess it's because there's a lot of space there.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Or virus is to die.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
If the racist monkey comes in and bites one of
these people and it converts into some sort of monkey
flu hauntavirus, it's got a long ways to go before
it hits anybody else. I suppose Medical ten had to
be set up officials wearing full body protective clothing. Locals
in Tenerife, where this thing had actually docked. We're raising
(15:08):
fears that hauntavirus could spread beyond the crew and the gas,
but the Spanish government said that is not the case.
Let's remember you keep this in perspective.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Good morning, Gary and Shannon. You are more likely to
be struck twice in your lifetime by lightning than you
are to contract antivirus.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah, excellent point.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
And trying to talk about this is not another COVID
And the media is milking this thing because you it's
your human nature to want to get more information about
something that could potentially kill you, Right, That's why we
click on all those things.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Fear tactics and all of that.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It works, but the problem is there's nothing to fear here.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
The three people that died are the three people that died.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, that's funny that you mentioned that, because that headline
keeps coming up and it keeps the gosh, another three
people died. Three more people die another three Yeah, no, no,
the original three died. That guy makes a great point.
You're about seven times more likely to be struck by
lightning than to catch haunt a virus.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But don't that doesn't mean you see a rat and
you go play in its poop, you know, I mean,
don't get crazy. Just know that you're probably okay living
your life. There's nothing.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
But there is an aspect of this that you touched
on right before we went to the break, which is
there's a weird I don't know if desire is the
right word, but there's a want for people to be
told to do certain things. Like people almost want there
(16:48):
to be something to be scared of. I love, so
they could go back to what the things were in
twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Right, I'd love to know the psychology of that. Is
it just because we were just we had been through it,
so they feel prepared and they're ready to tackle something
else with the skills that they learned in the pandemic.
And it's a very specific set of skills, like what's
the human nature thing that make the segment of the
population ready for another pandemic in terms of like Okay,
(17:18):
let's go, I'll get the masks, I'll get the disinfectant.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I wonder if part of it is that people need
to be told what to do. Some people need to
be told what to do, and that's why so many
people just blankly agreed with what was being told to
them and felt like they were better people because they
(17:42):
were doing the things like standing on the spot on
the floor in the grocery store that said it was
six feet away from the other spot.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
We do do well when we're given rules in a
set of rules usually. I mean it goes back to
like you know, look at the military, you know, look
at you know, even kids in athletic training, like you
thrive sometimes being told what to do and how to
do it. And it's good for us to have some
sort of order and routine like that.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
But but when we see what happened as a result
of it, I mean, I don't know why anybody wants
to go back there.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, my problem is, like I'll have a drill sergeant
tell me what to do. That's fine, But when the
government starts telling me what to do, it it triggers
a different human And maybe I just read too many
or well books, but like it gives me a different
like hunches up like no, no, no, no, no no, I'm
(18:41):
not listening to what the government's telling me to do
because there's ulterior motives there.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
When when someone who looks and acts like Barbara Ferrer
tells you what's healthy and what's not.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
We didn't need to bring that.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
We need to bring that in the closet and feed
it some meat. Not really, she's I think she's a vegan,
so that's not cool. But maybe some tofu you know,
some legos, something with some high protein. How about some beans.
Get some beans up in that woman?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Which you want to do the guy getting sucked into
the engine or Kevin Hart roast.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
The other thing is like sunlight. Sunlight is so good
for you.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
There's a reason why it's good for us and not
for Superman.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, sure, what did you what was the question?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
A guy gets sucked into engine or Kevin Hart gets
raked over the coals.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Well, we got to do both of those, so we'll
just have to find spaces.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Call hey, Matt, called Monks and Merrill, tell him we're
taking the hour back just for to day.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
We're gonna need to push him back and just an hour.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
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Speaker 1 (19:58):
NFL schedule will be released on Thursday. I believe it
is five pm Pacific time.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Is that right? Or is it five pm Eastern?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
You don't get a leak.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I think it's Pacific.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Well we got a little leak.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
This morning.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Will be the Cowboys at the Giants for the first
Sunday night football game to welcome John Harbaugh to.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
The NFC East. That'll be exciting, nice little division rivalry.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Good start.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
The Hall of Fame game is like the Panthers and
another team no one cares about.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Well, it's also the end of July. Yeah, well it
was last year.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
The second heat wave of the year is underway. We
are going to see temperatures probably right around eighty five
ninety degrees in most areas in southern California. If you're
out in desert parts. You're looking at one hundred and
ten ish in Palm Springs area, Phoenix. Also, Savannah Guthrie
got another job.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
This was an interesting announcement that I saw on Instagram.
It was Savannah Gethrie gets new hosting job at NVC
and the quote was, this is something I've been holding
on to for a long time. The subscript of that is,
the secret script of that is this didn't happen because
I got a notoriety of my mother getting missing, being
(21:20):
missing and probably dead. Like, this isn't a bump in
career because I got so much publicity out of my
mother dying on the front page of everybody's newspaper for
four months, right, like it was obviously something that they
wanted to say, Oh, this was already in motion, which
it probably was. But it's unfortunate they have to say that,
(21:42):
but you kind of do.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
The New York Times and Jimmy Fallon are getting together
to produce a show based on wordle, a game show
based on wordle. Okay, so she'll be the host of it.
I say, here's the thing. It's going to be a
prime time game show.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You know how that's gonna work because she also, I mean,
I don't know, I like my game show host to
have a bit of edge to them.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Pat say Jack did it really well.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Alex Trebek did it really well in that they were
both likable, but they could be cutting and they could
poke fun at people and it just a little bit
just condescending enough, just condescending enough, a little bit more
for Alex in the later years. But they were playful
and could have that aspect of the personality as well.
She's too nice of a person to be a game
(22:31):
show host. There's nothing offensive or provocative about Savannah Guthrie.
She's perfect as a morning news person. I mean that,
that's why she's a morning newsprits. She's perfect fit for that.
I feel like the game show you gotta have a
little edge.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
What was the name of the quiz show where the
British woman was the host?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Wants to be a Millionaire?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
No, the Weakest Link's perfect.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
That was a good one.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
That is one of the few game shows hosted by
a woman that also had that some biting aspect to
her personality. Right, it just doesn't well, it's time for
terror in the sky.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Rodger, get off my plane.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
PRODGERI Rogers, Victor.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Enough is enough?
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I have handed with these mucky pipe snakes on this money.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
It's Gary and Shannon's terror in the skies on.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
A couple of things. This is a technically terror on
the runway Denver International Airport. Frontier flight forty three forty
five bound for Los Angeles Saturday night hit a pedestrian.
How does that possibly happen?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
When does that possibly happen?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
I climbed over the security fence that was designed to
prevent people from climbing over it and was walking across
the runway when this plane was taking off. That's Darwin.
Here's the call from an accident from the fire crew
that responded to the accident.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
And command, Sorry about the day runner one is closed.
I do have limbs on the runway. I believe they
are crass struck in individual.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Okay, so we have a plane into an individual that, yeah,
I've got.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
It's like now, yeah. So the people on the plane
said that the fire broke out, fire in the engine.
How does that happen? Fire? And the engine broke out
after the plane's wheels had just barely lifted off the
ground before coming back down. Now the people on that
side of the plane said that the engine immediately blew
(24:39):
up or exploded or had flames come out of it.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
I have limbs on the runway.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
That firefighter said he had limbs on the runway. So
at least a portion of this guy got sucked into
and spit out of the engine.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
What the hell do you think is going to happen?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Well, no one's saying that. They're all talking about a
plane struck a pedestrian.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Why is it necessary to talk about the fact that
he got sucked in the end, because I.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Don't want this. You're not supposed to be on the runway.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
If you want to jump the fence at of an
airport and get on a runway, I want you to
do that, because that's what Darwinism was made for. Let's
let's thin the herd. Let's get rid of the idiots.
If that's what you want to do, I'm not going
to stop you. Isn't that awful and unfeeling? Don't you
(25:29):
think this guy was probably stoned out of his mind
because he wasn't running, he was walking.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
They said he'd never he was kind of nonchalantly walking.
I think he was dumb. I think he was a
dumb dumb Can I say that you can?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, I think you're dumb if you're high and jump
the fence, if you're drunk, if you're you know whatever,
if you're just a daredevil. All of these things go
in line with you getting sucked into an engine. If
he was having a mental health X episode, that's awful
and I wish he had gotten the help that he needed.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Also, people, I don't know if you saw the video
of people leaving on the the exit shoots, the slides
that inflate the one side. Everybody took their carry on.
Oh yeah, everybody, despite the fact that the flight attendants
yell at them leave everything, get out of the airplane
because I guess it had started to fill with smoke
(26:22):
and all that.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I'd probably take my carry on. Well, like I have
my purse, I take my purse. I wouldn't take my
overhead bag, but I'd grab my carry on. Okay, my purse,
I mean my lip glosses in there. I got my
snacks in there.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Karen Bass did she chicken out? She's not going to
be in this upcoming debate?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Is this the one that Pratt's not going to be in?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Exactly? Give me that pen. Give me the pen. I
knew I made the wrong decision.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I asked you for a pen, and you gave me
one that.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I gave you one that clicks, and I should not
have done that. And I apologize to everything.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I have a history with these.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
This is KFI.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
You've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
The iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Got about twenty minutes into it and texted you and
my brother and said, this roast is excellent.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I didn't start until like, so, I only got about
an hour and maybe an hour and fifteen hour and
a half through it.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
To me too, I only watched about it almost three
hours long. Yeah, I knew it was gonna be three hours.
I got an hour and a half into it and
then wanted to save it for later. It was ruthless.
A comedy is back. All of the sensibilities.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Be damned.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
We are being offensive again, at least in comedy. And man,
it feels good.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Unapologetically. It was very cool.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But like a couple of those you're.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Like, ooh, should I be laughing? Get this? You're I'm
like kind of looking around the room, and my husband
he's laughing, like, okay.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well would you Here's the question I have is you
get into it and some of those people, whether it's
Tony Hinchcliffe, Chelsea Handler, someone getting picked on, I mean, yeah,
picked on repeatedly.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
But comics getting picked on is also fun to watch.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Well, would would I be able to take it? Would
I be able to be picked on that much? I
had that thought as well. But then again, these people
are the.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Best at what they do, right, And like I was
thinking about that too. I'm like, well, I was putting
it in like, well, if Gary did this well, if
he was really creative about how he went after me, like,
I think I could really appreciate it. And that's the
way I think they look it at at it as
because it's like, sure, it's easy, we're all easy targets.
If you know somebody, you can pick something that they're
(01:35):
an easy target for. But can you be creative and
just cut throat at the same time. And I think
if you're a comic, you respect that talent and somebody
else to be that way.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Yeah, I mean you should.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
That's the way comics spend time to eat with each other.
I mean that's what That's what they do. That's a
normal conversation for them, is to rip on each other
so much to do it in public is what is.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Makes it so entertaining. I guess I don't know. Well,
Welcome Gary and Shannon Live from the Cellarer's Advantage studio today,
on this Monday, May eleventh hot day. Today, it's gonna
be a good, good old fashioned May temperatures like it's supposed.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
To do ninety degrees at my house, and I think
it's already eighty.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
So gorgeous. Yesterday so gorgeous. I was working doing the
whole laundry room thing. So I was putting stuff together,
and I was working in the garage, and I just
had every door open. Every door flies in the house. Right,
it's going to be super pissed, but the door the
garage doors open. The door of the backyard is open. Yeah,
dogs just lounging around, nice and warm.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Dude's day at the house. Man, you had all weekend
by yourself.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Good thing. I wore pants. Do you like that?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I sent your reminders like eat something, make sure you
wipe well enough.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
I that one, with that one made me laugh.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I was.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Surprisingly dormant. It felt like my dog was you were.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
You were a dude on your own for a weekend.
You're not gonna go set the world on fire. You're
gonna laze about, put your hand on your pants.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
But I had these plans. I was like, you know what,
I'm gonna I'm gonna read and then I'm going to
work out for like six hours and then I'm gonna
eat right, And none of that happened, Not one ounce
of that happened.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
I do have those ideas sometimes where I'm like, I
am gonna have a healthy day, I'm gonna work, I'm
gonna go for a run, and then I'm gonna do
this and I'm gonna eat grilled chicken. It's like, no,
you're not, No, you're not. You're gonna sit on your ass.
You're gonna watch Real Housewives of Salt Lake City for
six seasons and then you're gonna order a pizza to
be delivered because you're too lazy to go get your pizza.
(03:47):
That's exactly what you're gonna do. And you know it.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I was this close to pizza, this close. I know
you were, and I actually I was thinking, well, if
my son's in town, i'll just have him come over
that way. I'm not eating it alone. Sure you needed
to get alone, Yes, eating it alone would be an
absolute cry for help yourself, a conspiracy. Yeah, but he
didn't answer.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He didn't answer, So you didn't get the pizza because
you could not rationalize the pizza on your own.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
You came over later.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Now do you ever I've done this, I'm not ashamed
of it. Have you ever hidden the evidence? Now, I'm
not talking about my husband leaves town for a weekend
and I start smoking crack and then I start hiding
the tinfoil. No, no, no, the evidence of just simply the
pizza box or like the empty cheese it's box, or
(04:37):
you know something that is.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
I clearly was a glutton.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I clearly sat and took in a large portion of
something really bad. I have honestly hidden the evidence. Like
I've taken like thrown something in the trash and then
been like, eh, I'm gonna take that downstairs to the
bigger trash can or take it to the dumpster or whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Put it in the neighbor's trash can. Yeah, I don't.
I can't. I'm sure I have. But my bigger problem
is I leave a mess. If I'm if I sit
and eat chips or something like that on the couch,
I'll get up and I'll first of all be surprised
that I made it all the way through the bag.
And then the next day I'll go back and there's
(05:16):
like a perfect outline of my butt. Yeah, surrounded by
chip crumbs except for where the butt was, because it's
just all over me. It's just falling like an hand.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, chips are great, and then you know, and they
just go by in a blink of an eye. Sometimes
I hide the evidence from myself. A couple of years ago,
we were on a road trip with the Chargers and
I ordered a pizza for myself, ate the pizza, and
then took the pizza box and put it in front
of the door of the hotel room across the hall
from me, because I didn't want to be associated with it.
(05:50):
Like I'm just hiding it from myself at that point,
Like I know, I ate the pizza, Like what am
I trying to pretend? But I didn't want to, like
wake up and have a reminder in the room like
you did that.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
You're gonna feel it. You don't need to be seen.
You don't need to see it.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
The next day, I'm like leaving the hotel room and
across the hall from me was the offensive line coach
at the time. I won't name names, but this is
a big dude. This guy's a big guy. He's an
offensive line coach and He's like, did you leave that
pizza box outside my door? And I was like, yeah, haha,
(06:26):
like I thought thought it was a big funny thing.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
He's like that wasn't cool like that. He was this big.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Old dude, like a rugged old offensive line coach, and
he was like he held that over my head for
the whole season. He was like, are you gonna get
pizza this trip? Make sure you don't put it out
in front of my door. Like the pizza box that
I tried to hide came back and bit me in
the ass all season long by a six four three
and fifty pound dude.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
You gotta go. You gotta go to a different floor.
It feels like, yeah, I mean next time, all right.
So President Trump called the latest Iranian response to his
piece play and unacceptable, and he said basically that the
ceasefire is on kind of its last legs, so we
(07:14):
might start dropping bombs again.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
We'll talk about this ceasefire. Hasn't been much of a ceasefire,
has it.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Well, there has been a trifle. There has been a
bit of a skirmish down on the straight of hor Moves.
But we'll see where this goes. Also, don't let anybody
tell you about that guy in Denver got hit by
the airplane. He got sucked through the engine. When the
fire department showed up, they literally said, there are limbs
(07:40):
on the runway. Oh, so don't don't don't, don't let
anybody sanitize it for you and go, oh, I must
have got hit by tire.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Also, don't let anybody set your hauntavirus on fire. The
haunt of virus hysteria is very premature, folks.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
It's like this, I have to it's like this need
to return to the pandemic for some people.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Yeah, I e.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
The media who just loves you clicking on those same
three dead people.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Poke the bruise, baby.
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Speaker 1 (08:46):
We will get an update coming up next on the
seventeen Americans from the hauntavirus cruise ship that are now
back in the US.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
All right, welcome home.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
They were transported in bio containment units. Apparent lee in
quarantine facilities in Nebraska. Why did Nebraska get the short straw.
We'll get into all that coming up next.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
President Trump says Iran's response to the latest US proposal
to end the war is totally unacceptable. He also, at
an event at the White House this morning, suggested that
the ceasefire with Iran is on massive life support. That's
the term that he used in a truth social post.
He said, I have just read the response from Iran's
(09:29):
so called representatives. I don't like it, and then all
caps totally unacceptable. Thank you for your attention to this
matter that has driven oil prices up, that drives gas
prices up. We all know this cycle that we have
found ourselves in ever since the ceasefire started.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah, international oil benchmark Brent rose by more than four
percent to one hundred and five, well nearly one hundred
and six dollars a barrel at one point before falling
back to one three. As you know, the straight or
for moves is is the issue there, and it has
been essentially blocked for quite some time now, effectively shut
down since we began this frucus February late February.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Can you say that frucus?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, I invented that word on the John and Ken Show.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
It's a good one. Iran's news outlets said that this
proposal was similar to Tehran's position during the other negotiations.
They want an official end to the war. They want
to reopen the Strait. They want to withdraw all naval
vessels that are enforcing the US blockade, lift the US sanctions,
an effective ceasefire in Lebanon, and additional thirty days of
talks to iron out the details. And a pony, A pony, yes,
(10:42):
and a pony. Oh, and that's just on the wish
list something like that.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
I saw a screen grab, not from the media, but
from somebody's Instagram story that showed a gas station on
Nineteenth Avenue. I don't know how much this has to
do with construction on Nineteenth Avenue in the city. It
was shut down over the weekend, but nine dollars in
San Francisco, nine dollars a gallon. So in summer's are coming,
(11:08):
and it's a it's gonna be a quarantine summer everybody.
It's gonna be stay at home, stay indoors, lock it
down summer. If price if gas prices are at nine
dollars a gallon, because that's just a sign of things
to come in California. Yeah, and I'm not gonna I'm
not gonna pay that kind of money to go.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
You know, to your house.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
So what are you gonna do.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I'm gonna not see any friends. I'm not gonna go anywhere.
I'm gonna sit at home in my sweat.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
You could still FaceTime people.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
That's true. That's what we did in the pandemic.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Remember that was fun.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
It was I hated it.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I hate the way I It was like the most
depressing era because you just had to look at yourself
and who looks good on a FaceTime like I don't know,
I don't I know that, And uh it was awful.
Like I didn't like fate. I would rather have just
been on the phone with people. The whole face timing thing.
I feel like is unnecessary.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You know, I know interesting.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I don't need to see your face on that.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
You can imagine the way my face is making faces
when I know.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
What face you're saying.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
You can hear the face I make. I can in
just the tone of voice. Okay, all right, But I
do like facetiming like my daughter to see what she's doing.
She's always it's funny to watch her cook dinner while
she's facetiming us.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well, she's young and sweet and exciting and has a
fun life going on, and that's good for you. It's like,
what does she want to see? You on the couch
in my in your chip shadow, you and your crumbs?
All right, we'll get an update on the haunt of.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
That was a big sign, I know. And what do
we owe that to? A four game series between the
Dodgers and Giants. Dodgers did lose to the Brave seven
to two yesterday, but they will host the Giants starting tonight,
a four game series.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
The Lakers had no chance against the thunder Right.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
They play tonight but that could. Yeah, the thunders up,
are up, thunder are up three nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
But they're like they're like the Kansas City Chiefs of
the NBA right right now?
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, So Ducks did beat the Golden Knights
four to three, so they tied that series in the
Stanley Cup playoffs at two games apiece. They'll play again
tomorrow night and Vegas Angels beat the Blue Jay six
to one in Toronto and they'll move on to Cleveland
to take on the Guardians subnavirus.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Hunt of Virus.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Seventeen Americans who were aboard the Hunt of Virus cruise
ship have now arrived home in the United States.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Well to their new home in the United States.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Right A State Apartment plane carrying them landed in Omaha
at an airfield there in Nebraska at about two thirty
this morning. Passengers were due to be assessed, you know,
you either get on the green tarp, the yellow tarp,
or the red tarp, not really, and then monitored at
a nearby medical center.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
They're actually going to be treated at the Administration for
Strategic Preparedness and Response Regional Emerging Special Pathogen Treatment Center.
Why Nebraska, because that's where the strategic preparedness in response.
Regional Emerging Special Pathogen Treatment Center is a University of
Nebraska medical center in Omaha.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
I guess it's because there's a lot of space there.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
Or virus is to die.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
If the racist monkey comes in and bites one of
these people and it converts into some sort of monkey
flu hauntavirus, it's got a long ways to go before
it hits anybody else. I suppose Medical ten had to
be set up officials wearing full body protective clothing. Locals
in Tenerife, where this thing had actually docked. We're raising
(15:08):
fears that hauntavirus could spread beyond the crew and the gas,
but the Spanish government said that is not the case.
Let's remember you keep this in perspective.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Good morning, Gary and Shannon. You are more likely to
be struck twice in your lifetime by lightning than you
are to contract antivirus.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah, excellent point.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
And trying to talk about this is not another COVID
And the media is milking this thing because you it's
your human nature to want to get more information about
something that could potentially kill you, Right, That's why we
click on all those things.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Fear tactics and all of that.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It works, but the problem is there's nothing to fear here.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
The three people that died are the three people that died.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Yeah, that's funny that you mentioned that, because that headline
keeps coming up and it keeps the gosh, another three
people died. Three more people die another three Yeah, no, no,
the original three died. That guy makes a great point.
You're about seven times more likely to be struck by
lightning than to catch haunt a virus.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
But don't that doesn't mean you see a rat and
you go play in its poop, you know, I mean,
don't get crazy. Just know that you're probably okay living
your life. There's nothing.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
But there is an aspect of this that you touched
on right before we went to the break, which is
there's a weird I don't know if desire is the
right word, but there's a want for people to be
told to do certain things. Like people almost want there
(16:48):
to be something to be scared of. I love, so
they could go back to what the things were in
twenty twenty.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Right, I'd love to know the psychology of that. Is
it just because we were just we had been through it,
so they feel prepared and they're ready to tackle something
else with the skills that they learned in the pandemic.
And it's a very specific set of skills, like what's
the human nature thing that make the segment of the
population ready for another pandemic in terms of like Okay,
(17:18):
let's go, I'll get the masks, I'll get the disinfectant.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
I wonder if part of it is that people need
to be told what to do. Some people need to
be told what to do, and that's why so many
people just blankly agreed with what was being told to
them and felt like they were better people because they
(17:42):
were doing the things like standing on the spot on
the floor in the grocery store that said it was
six feet away from the other spot.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
That is true.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
We do do well when we're given rules in a
set of rules usually. I mean it goes back to
like you know, look at the military, you know, look
at you know, even kids in athletic training, like you
thrive sometimes being told what to do and how to
do it. And it's good for us to have some
sort of order and routine like that.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
But but when we see what happened as a result
of it, I mean, I don't know why anybody wants
to go back there.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Yeah, I don't need that.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Well, my problem is, like I'll have a drill sergeant
tell me what to do. That's fine, But when the
government starts telling me what to do, it it triggers
a different human And maybe I just read too many
or well books, but like it gives me a different
like hunches up like no, no, no, no, no no, I'm
(18:41):
not listening to what the government's telling me to do
because there's ulterior motives there.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
When when someone who looks and acts like Barbara Ferrer
tells you what's healthy and what's not.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
We didn't need to bring that.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
We need to bring that in the closet and feed
it some meat. Not really, she's I think she's a vegan,
so that's not cool. But maybe some tofu you know,
some legos, something with some high protein. How about some beans.
Get some beans up in that woman?
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Which you want to do the guy getting sucked into
the engine or Kevin Hart roast.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
The other thing is like sunlight. Sunlight is so good
for you.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
There's a reason why it's good for us and not
for Superman.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Yeah, sure, what did you what was the question?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
A guy gets sucked into engine or Kevin Hart gets
raked over the coals.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Well, we got to do both of those, so we'll
just have to find spaces.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Call hey, Matt, called Monks and Merrill, tell him we're
taking the hour back just for to day.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
We're gonna need to push him back and just an hour.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
NFL schedule will be released on Thursday. I believe it
is five pm Pacific time.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Is that right? Or is it five pm Eastern?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
You don't get a leak.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
I think it's Pacific.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
Well we got a little leak.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
This morning.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Will be the Cowboys at the Giants for the first
Sunday night football game to welcome John Harbaugh to.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
The NFC East. That'll be exciting, nice little division rivalry.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Good start.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
The Hall of Fame game is like the Panthers and
another team no one cares about.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Well, it's also the end of July. Yeah, well it
was last year.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Who knows.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
The second heat wave of the year is underway. We
are going to see temperatures probably right around eighty five
ninety degrees in most areas in southern California. If you're
out in desert parts. You're looking at one hundred and
ten ish in Palm Springs area, Phoenix. Also, Savannah Guthrie
got another job.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
This was an interesting announcement that I saw on Instagram.
It was Savannah Gethrie gets new hosting job at NVC
and the quote was, this is something I've been holding
on to for a long time. The subscript of that is,
the secret script of that is this didn't happen because
I got a notoriety of my mother getting missing, being
(21:20):
missing and probably dead. Like, this isn't a bump in
career because I got so much publicity out of my
mother dying on the front page of everybody's newspaper for
four months, right, like it was obviously something that they
wanted to say, Oh, this was already in motion, which
it probably was. But it's unfortunate they have to say that,
(21:42):
but you kind of do.
Speaker 3 (21:43):
The New York Times and Jimmy Fallon are getting together
to produce a show based on wordle, a game show
based on wordle. Okay, so she'll be the host of it.
I say, here's the thing. It's going to be a
prime time game show.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
You know how that's gonna work because she also, I mean,
I don't know, I like my game show host to
have a bit of edge to them.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Pat say Jack did it really well.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Alex Trebek did it really well in that they were
both likable, but they could be cutting and they could
poke fun at people and it just a little bit
just condescending enough, just condescending enough, a little bit more
for Alex in the later years. But they were playful
and could have that aspect of the personality as well.
She's too nice of a person to be a game
(22:31):
show host. There's nothing offensive or provocative about Savannah Guthrie.
She's perfect as a morning news person. I mean that,
that's why she's a morning newsprits. She's perfect fit for that.
I feel like the game show you gotta have a
little edge.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
What was the name of the quiz show where the
British woman was the host?
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Wants to be a Millionaire?
Speaker 3 (22:53):
No, the Weakest Link's perfect.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
That was a good one.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
That is one of the few game shows hosted by
a woman that also had that some biting aspect to
her personality. Right, it just doesn't well, it's time for
terror in the sky.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Rodger, get off my plane.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
PRODGERI Rogers, Victor.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Enough is enough?
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I have handed with these mucky pipe snakes on this money.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
It's Gary and Shannon's terror in the skies on.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
A couple of things. This is a technically terror on
the runway Denver International Airport. Frontier flight forty three forty
five bound for Los Angeles Saturday night hit a pedestrian.
How does that possibly happen?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
When does that possibly happen?
Speaker 3 (23:49):
I climbed over the security fence that was designed to
prevent people from climbing over it and was walking across
the runway when this plane was taking off. That's Darwin.
Here's the call from an accident from the fire crew
that responded to the accident.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
And command, Sorry about the day runner one is closed.
I do have limbs on the runway. I believe they
are crass struck in individual.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Okay, so we have a plane into an individual that, yeah,
I've got.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
It's like now, yeah. So the people on the plane
said that the fire broke out, fire in the engine.
How does that happen? Fire? And the engine broke out
after the plane's wheels had just barely lifted off the
ground before coming back down. Now the people on that
side of the plane said that the engine immediately blew
(24:39):
up or exploded or had flames come out of it.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
I have limbs on the runway.
Speaker 3 (24:43):
That firefighter said he had limbs on the runway. So
at least a portion of this guy got sucked into
and spit out of the engine.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
What the hell do you think is going to happen?
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Well, no one's saying that. They're all talking about a
plane struck a pedestrian.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Why is it necessary to talk about the fact that
he got sucked in the end, because I.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Don't want this. You're not supposed to be on the runway.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
If you want to jump the fence at of an
airport and get on a runway, I want you to
do that, because that's what Darwinism was made for. Let's
let's thin the herd. Let's get rid of the idiots.
If that's what you want to do, I'm not going
to stop you. Isn't that awful and unfeeling? Don't you
(25:29):
think this guy was probably stoned out of his mind
because he wasn't running, he was walking.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
They said he'd never he was kind of nonchalantly walking.
I think he was dumb. I think he was a
dumb dumb Can I say that you can?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Yeah, I think you're dumb if you're high and jump
the fence, if you're drunk, if you're you know whatever,
if you're just a daredevil. All of these things go
in line with you getting sucked into an engine. If
he was having a mental health X episode, that's awful
and I wish he had gotten the help that he needed.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Also, people, I don't know if you saw the video
of people leaving on the the exit shoots, the slides
that inflate the one side. Everybody took their carry on.
Oh yeah, everybody, despite the fact that the flight attendants
yell at them leave everything, get out of the airplane
because I guess it had started to fill with smoke
(26:22):
and all that.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I'd probably take my carry on. Well, like I have
my purse, I take my purse. I wouldn't take my
overhead bag, but I'd grab my carry on. Okay, my purse,
I mean my lip glosses in there. I got my
snacks in there.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
Karen Bass did she chicken out? She's not going to
be in this upcoming debate?
Speaker 2 (26:44):
Is this the one that Pratt's not going to be in?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Exactly? Give me that pen. Give me the pen. I
knew I made the wrong decision.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
I asked you for a pen, and you gave me
one that.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
I gave you one that clicks, and I should not
have done that. And I apologize to everything.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
I have a history with these.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
This is KFI.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
You've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty nine am to noon every Monday through Friday, and
anytime on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
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