May 8, 2026 • 31 mins
The Gary & Shannon Show Hour 3 (05.08) – Iran tensions escalate, schools get hit by a massive cyberattack, and humanity officially enters the robot monk timeline.• #WhatsHappening → the latest on Iran as U.S. forces reportedly disable Iranian vessels during ongoing negotiations• Hantavirus cruise update → Spain prepares to accept stranded passengers while the CDC upgrades the outbreak response — then the segment completely derails thanks to Producer Matt’s excitement over Shania Twain releasing new music and hosting the ACM Awards• Pentagon UFO dump continues → new Unidentified Aerial Object files released• Massive cyberattack hits Canvas → thousands of schools and universities knocked offline• Also: LA’s new D Line officially opens and Target recalls snack mixes over salmonella concerns• #SWAMPWATCH → new jobs numbers, political infighting around Kamala Harris, and a major Virginia court ruling with possible national implications• #NNNYNTK → a CPR instructor suddenly needs CPR, South Korea unveils the world’s first humanoid robot monk, a driver crashes into a mural thinking it was a real tunnel, and police arrest a man wearing prosthetic breasts… with a hidden gun underneath
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to KFI
A M six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
This is fruit. It's not a pop tart. It's not
a good friend.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You took a picture of me eating a pop tart
and sent it to my wife.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It wasn't just about the pop tart.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
The what was it how I was eating the pop tart?
Was it that I was eating the pop tart in
front of Michael Monks?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's the sweats. I'm wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants. I
argue about backwards. They're comfortable pants. I wouldn't call them sweatpants.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So you have something called a job just epically. I
get to see my brother tomorrow, so you're warming up.
There's what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
This is just this is you on the driving range right.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I get it, and I can fully I accept that.
What else? I should text him and tell him to.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Time for what's happening.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
She's really crushing these uh these three?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
So, the latest video released by Scentcom shows American forces
disabling a couple of Iranian flagged oil tankers that were
attempting to get into an Iranian port in the Gulf
of Oman in violation of the ongoing US blockade. Marco Marco,
Marcus Marco, he's our secretary of State. He's in Italy
(01:41):
right now. He said that he does expect a response
today from Iran on that fourteen point proposal that was
made by the United States. The President said that this
exchange of fire that we saw yesterday and these two
Iranian vessels that have been disabled, his quote is I
(02:02):
call that a trifle.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
A trifle.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
There was a confidential CIA analysis also that showed that
Iran could probably survive a naval blockade for three to
four months before facing the most severe economic hardgaine.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
This has got to be the most action I ever
remember during an alleged ceasefire.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, and it's hard to determine what the point of
waiting is. If they're launching missiles, drones and aircraft at US.
What is the level at which the ceasefire is broken
and we launch another wave of attacks.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Spanish authorities are preparing to receive more than one hundred
and forty passengers and crew members on board that Haunt
of Virus cruise ship. The level of emergency activation, according
to the CDC is level three. What do you think
about that, Well, it's the lowest level of emergency activation.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
That's the CDC telling you that, that's the pump yo
brakes level.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The US has agreed to send a plane to the
Canary Islands to repatriate its seventeen citizens from the cruise ship.
British government said it will charter a plane to evacuate
the nearly two dozen British citizens aboard three Top three
passengers have died.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Pentagon made headlines. They released a bunch of UFO files,
the never before seen files relating to unidentified Anomalist phenomena
previously more infamously known of course as UFOs. The government's
been sitting on some of these things for decades. And
the first batch of the files that the government is
(03:45):
calling unidentified anomalist phenomenon, you say it phenomena, phenomena, something
like phenomena. The UAPs, they call them. Additional files they
said would be added on a rolling base. According to
Pentagon Public Affairs.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
There was a big hack that affected thousands of schools
and universities. This was a system that these colleges use,
Your schools use it was offline yesterday following the cyber attack.
More than nine thousand schools worldwide were affected.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
My daughter said that she doesn't use this specifically, but
that their university postponed finals today.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, this is the time. This is finals time.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And it also underscores educations dependence on technology.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Obviously we know how prevalent that has become.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
The learning management system is known as Canvas, and they
were able to hack in to that.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Get that D line? Ho, the long awaited metro line
purple line. Why don't they just call it the purple
line instead of Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Then you don't get to say things like get that
D HOWE get that D line? Oh? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yes, begins A passenger service will start about an hour
and fifteen hour in twenty minutes away from now four
mile addition will take downtown all the way out through
Museum Row and LaBrea Targi.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Ah boy, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I usually don't like recall news, but this is a
big one. Snacks sold it Target being recalled. Snacks at Target.
This is where you get your snacks. They say it's
possible salmonila. It is a voluntary recall. It's a variety
of SAX snack mixes. You have to narrow it down.
(05:31):
I will, but I mean if you go to the
trail mix aisle at Target, I think there's two aisles
now there is the most It is a plethora myriad
trail mixes. Like it's insane how many trail mixes there are,
bless you, and most of them not even trail mix.
They're like just chocolate on chocolate and throwing a couple peanuts.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
They said.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
The problem is a seasoning that was made by a
third party supplier. So if you had the good and
gathered Mexican street Corn, the Squirrel brand Town and Country Mix,
the Travelers Mix, Stopping text Mix, trail mix, the Southern
Style Nuts Hunter Mix, or the Southern Style Nuts Gourmet Hunter.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Mix, you see what I mean with the amount of mixes.
There are so many trail.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Mix Target Nuts about it as well. All right, when
we come back, we do this.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I mean, just mention it now before we go, just
because it's a good ideas.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Just about Shania Twain, right her first single and three years.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Is that really in here? Why we're doing the tippany
or whatever. Well, we'll get to that. We should play
part of it. I have a question about it.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yes, I saw Matt is our Shania Twain correspondent. I
saw her post a tease about this is Matt with us? Yes, okay,
so I saw her post a tease about this. I
think you reposted it, yes, and your caption was something
like not when the kids are around or something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
What. Oh, yeah, it was just an attempted humor.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I just thought that maybe it was racy or something. Okay, interesting.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So in the video is this it clip.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
There's there's a different there's a newor clip.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
From today, but there's a for her, including my personal
stuff in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No No, I Love It.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
She's sporting in the video a white fringe outfit in
cowboy boots love. She's carrying an axe, yes, And she's
walking through a field and you can hear the twang
of the guitar and the bass as well. And you
heard her and she approaches a pile of wood and
takes a big swing to chop one of the logs
before it cuts to black as the words don't touch
(07:43):
that dial, I'll be right back flash.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
On the screen. She's summoning me, She is summoning you.
Have you ever tried to work on that outfit. Get
a job with Twain? Yeah, not not any I feel
like it's too close to home.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's kind of like, I love working in football, but
I think if I worked for the forty nine ers,
it would be too much, Like I couldn't handle it.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
She is hosting the Academy of Country Music Awards coming
up next weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's great she's hosted that. She's perfect. I can't believe
she's You're not coming into work that the next day,
are you? I am? Are you sure?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay, we wouldn't hold Wait are you going you should
go to this?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
No, I'm going to the She's uh, she's playing a
tour though next month?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Or yeah, I have not used this exciting a while.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Well, it's been kind of for your excitement. If it
was a dark season for the Dolphins, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
This is what he's got to look forward to before.
This is all he has. Now it's fine.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The Dolphins, well, you never know what's going to happen
this season. They might surprise you.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, he saw that first pitch the quarterback Malik Willis. Yeah,
I wasn't good. Yeah, it wasn't good.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Matt, I will do swamp watch. Oh, here's the big deal.
We're going to be a Bravery Brewing right two weeks
from today for our latest news and bruis to help
kick off Memorial Day. We always have a great time
out there and we want to make sure.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That we continue that tradition. So come on out. We'll
be out there.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Again Friday, May twenty second, Bravery Brewing in Lancaster.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Can you believe that it's already Friday? It is a
week flew by for me.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh that's so cute.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, I'm here all week next week we'll see, we
shall Oh we find out the NFL schedule. Oh yeah,
it's going to be on Thursday the fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I just saw. That's exciting.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Nobody, as I mentioned, is more excited for the schedule
release than my crable. This is like, Gary, give us
something else to talk about.
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Speaker 2 (10:32):
What were you going to say?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Well, it was just it was a bad was the
only person who was happy on September eleventh was Gary Condit?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That that was all going on?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Oh I forgot significantly dominating the headlines.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Wow, yeah, I don't think he was.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It's a light attempted humor. So please don't. People are
going to lose their minds.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh come on, we've said much worse today. You could
say that again.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Stocks are up, Stocks are doing pretty well, the latest
sign that the nation's job market is doing better than
anybody expected. Wait, I thought we were at war. I
thought oil prices were at one hundred dollars a barrel.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
What is going on? Did you ever find that girl?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Oh? Yeah, she was murdered in a park. Oh who
did it? I want to say a painter?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
So it was, and he's not get acted, not.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
At all, although her parents recently came out and said
that she because Gary Kandit was working on intelligence committee,
that he had access to UFO files that others that
didn't and then she knew about it, so that she
was killed to keep her quiet so she wouldn't call
the UFO.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And how topical is that, because it just turns out
S and P five hundred was up eight tenths of
a percent.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
We've seen the major indices, all of them in the positive. Today,
Dow is only up about twenty five points, but it
had been up a couple hundred earlier. Today, gold is
still up man gold continues to soar. Gold an ounce
of gold four thousand, seven hundred and thirty eight dollars
as of right now. All of this comes with the
(12:13):
job postings that came out. Like I said, job market
doing better than expected. And I think the unemployment rate
is at four point three percent, that is steady. But
the economy added one hundred and fifteen thousand jobs in April.
That's almost well, that's more than twice what economists were expecting.
(12:33):
Four to three ruling. You may have heard this earlier
in the news. Rulings in the Virginia Supreme Court today
invalidated is state referendum that would have allowed Democrats to
pick up to five blue seats in that state's redistricting push.
Just last month voters approved a redistricting referendum that would
have diluted the voting power of rural areas and actually
(12:55):
given the state ten to one advantage in congressional representation,
very similar to the percentage that we're going to see
here in California. It looks like when we get to
the general election coming up in.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
November, Kamala Harris is apparently fighting with her party ahead
of her potential twenty twenty eight comeback tour. The DNC
chairman is a guy by the name of Ken Martin,
and he says that he has that two hundred page autopsy,
(13:34):
the autopsy of the Democrats election defeat in twenty twenty four,
and he wants to keep it private. She says she
wants it to be public, so she wants to sandbag
the DNC, and they're trying to allegedly protect her.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
But why do they want to keep it private?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Probably because there's some missteps of the DNC that you know,
has been plagued, most recently by the Bernie Sanders sandbagging
in favor of Hillary Clinton that didn't go overwell in
the own party of the Democrats.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
And I wonder what I mean. She was a flawed candidate.
I think everybody can kind of agree she was not
the best candidate simply she didn't have the experience for it.
When she did run for president, she got stomped. But
I wonder what the difference is, or I wonder what
those smoking guns are for the party itself, that they
(14:30):
should have gone through some sort of a primary process,
that they didn't do enough to support her or to
give her the resources that she needed to run a
campaign in the what was it one hundred and nine
days or whatever. I can't imagine what the party is
on the hook for in all of this, and why
would they be secretive about it?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Well, he's argued that releasing the full report and hold
your lunch would amount to navel gazing and distract Democrats
from the twenty twenty six midterms and the next presidential cycle.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Well, then who does get to see navel gazing? That's weird,
that's weird. You've never heard that term before. I have,
But that's like an antiquated.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I know, But when you think about it, it's such.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
A perfect I love that term. I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Were you're just sitting around on the couch looking at
your own belly button, playing with lint and doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
That's what it is. Yeah, I thought it was a
sex thing. What anyway?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
All right, we'll get into the nine news nuggets. You
need to know how.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't know, like a distraction. I don't know, like
you're looking, I don't listen. I'm not going to get
into the way my mind works. We don't have enough time.
We lost that hour's sitting on the couch looking at
their navl and flag with the linds. What like your
(15:55):
your interpretation of naval gazing is much worse than mine.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Are you possibly on the couch? No, but that's what
it is. That's what the term is. That's what the
term means.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
That's unfortunate, I know, But how don't want you to
do that? Your deepon and get a hobby.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Draw a picture of what you're talking about, because I
don't I can't understand your nuggets.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
When we come back, you're listening to Gary and Shannon
on demand from KFI A M six forty.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
You know what we do on Fridays, We eat pop
tarts and sitting our underweb.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Well, in a couple of weeks we're going to be
doing our news and brewis at Bravery Brewing in Lancaster.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's you're not even paying at I.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Know you said I'm wearing my underwear today, which I am,
but I'm also wearing other things.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So I know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
What Bravery Brewery.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What are you going to party? What Bravery bird I
think for three minutes, yeah what, I think somebody's had
enough party?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Come on, get with it. How are you going to
have people show up?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Well, your dog is hungry. Bravery Brewing is in Lancaster.
There's only one.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's Friday, so I think sometimes people get a little
extra giddy up in their party on a Friday before noon.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Can we pump our brakes please? On the drinking before noon.
Here's your Honorable Mention.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Honorable Mention.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Serving with you.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Is so today holding auditions to become the nearest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You say Shannon was dressed up like a fairy.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Gary, I'm gonna be a Bravery Brewing, but you never
tell us where it is.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's just a little bit of what we've heard.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Of the talkback sling Blade has been leaping messages for you, right,
you don't poach no pictures on your feet in.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Florida.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
In Florida, a woman who thought an intruder was trying
to break into her home investigated what was the frocus
all about on her luni and what did she find?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Well, it's Florida. She found two alligators fighting.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
She was inside her home with her sleeping baby, and
which she heard a loud noise on the screen porch
that was steadily getting louder.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Chicken heart. You know what I'm gonna call chicken heart
from Bill Cosby. No, I'm gonna call bs on Kayla's story.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, you know what I think this is. This is
one of those stories women come up with. And she's
got a sleeping baby and the dude's not home, right,
and you got to take care of the baby and
you're alone, and you're like, MF or where the f
is that guy?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
And you call him and you're like.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Hey, and he's like, well, I just gotta figure out
some things to grab a beer with Fred and I'm
going to be home And she's like, okay, well I'm
here with the baby, and so she makes up this
big story about alligators fighting on the lanai to make
him feel bad for not being at home.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Except that she has video of one alligator biting the
other alligator's tail.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Oh, which listen, could be an AI generated video.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
We don't know. That's true. That's true, that's true. Number nine,
number nine, I did nine place.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
If the CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's
dirty too?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Can I speak nine languages?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Can basically everybody at table thening, I'll feel ready to
go another nine?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
And niner?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Did I get you're in there calling from all walkie talking.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't know why I don't have the timing on these.
I've only been doing them for fifteen years. You've heard
the fight over champagne, right. Champagne can only be called
champagne if it is grapes grown in the Champagne region
of France. Elsewhere, it is whatever it's called in whatever
wherever you're drinking it. It is sparkling wine. In California
(20:04):
it is spamante, and other places like Italy, all of
the things. But now this fight is moving to tomatoes.
That's right, tomato fraud. Two California residents are suing Sento
Fine Foods, alleging that company engaged in tomato fraud. They
claim that the tomatoes Sento Fine Foods were pitching are
(20:29):
authentic San Marzano certified from Italy and they are not.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
They say it's a false label. Let me ask a
quick question.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, let's assume this two people here in California suing
the fine foods company win. Do you tell people at
parties that you're the ones that sued Cento Fine Foods
because they're labeled they're tomatoes wrong?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Is that a brag?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Is that a thing you just you walk around and
you get a I'm gonna throw away my Metro ride
the d T shirt and get one that says I
sued Sento Fine Foods and one.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I mean there's people like that. You know, there's people
like that, and I'm proud of the fights that they pick.
Number eight.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Child his bold every eight second listening to eight different
bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Carl, this is another Carl with a K was demonstrating
the size of a heart attack. He was teaching a
course on CPR when all of a sudden, Carl went
into cardiac arrest.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
The last thing Carl remembers is feeling dizzy and hearing
one of the students say, uh, mister Arps, you don't
look all right, and they woke up in an ambulance.
And he says, from what I was told, they did
everything like we told him to do in the CPR class.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's a pretty good That's very odd. I know it's
just coincidence, but it's odd that the CPR instructor is
teaching the kids how to do CPR and need CPR
and they do it on him and he survives. I
don't know, man, I feel like that's a lie to
Here's number seven.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Said seven seven miles an hour Sun his party in
seven eight.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
It is seven seven years he couldn't find a job.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Well, here we go game seven.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
He was seven move cake, great stop the show. That
is not a traditional nugget. That is a new nugget.
That's like an off brand.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Just wanted to see if anybody was like McDowell's. That's
like a McDowell's nugget.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
A German tourist has want to payout of about one
thousand bucks after he was unable to get a sun
lounger due to other guests reserving them with towels.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I hate it when people do that.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You know who I'm talking about the people that get
up at the resort and they put the towels down
in like sixteen chairs close together, and they do it
at six forty five am.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But don't show up until about three forty five. Yeah, am, Yeah,
you know who she is. Oh damn, you can see
her in your mind. Here's number six.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I got six, You got six, she got six, number six.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
There's six more weeks of water.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
What you picture of me?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
A rabbi and six drunken longshore?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Why we just dig in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
I don't have to take that drink another ship pack.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I've seen images of this today. It's a little disturbing.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
South Korea introduced its first humanoid robot named Gabby is
the first humanoid robot monk. They did an initiation ceremony
at a temple in the capital city of Seoul. The robot,
they said, was formally inducted as a disciple of Buddha.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I didn't know you could do that to a robot.
Omer and I plans to be monks. I'm sorry. Yep. Oh,
we'll talk about it on Monday. That would take a
lot of silence, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, I think that's part of his plan to make
me Oh, he's doing it to try to get clever,
more clever than you.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
More news nuggets when we come back.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Doing our nine news nuggets to end this week. Here's
number five.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Five.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I have five rules.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
We begin bombing in five minutes. Five little monkeys.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
This is the year.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Five point five.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Five wid me a favorite, loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Guy arrested in christ Church, New Zealand this week used
his last moments to puff on an improvised bong right
in front of cops. I mean, if you're going to
be in trouble, you probably want to start your incarcerated
life a little bit high. They captured the guy drawing
from a bong that was made from an energy drink bottle.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
As they went to go pick him up.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
A lot of yelling and screaming, said one of the photographers,
who's there to catch the whole thing. He asked pre
arrest if he sparked any charges. A police spokesperson said
they couldn't see the man facing charges. The material was
potentially tobacco and they wouldn't been able to prove otherwise.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Here's number four or minute is.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now, commandment number four.
This isn't the same world as you left four years ago.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
So speaking of the last things you do before you
get arrested. The guy was arrested for public intoxication in
Florida Coral Springs, specifically, Charles Strom of Saint Augustine, taken
into custody, responded to multiple cause calls about an intoxicated
man behaving erradically. When they gave him the opportunity, he
(25:53):
was extremely drunk when they found him. They gave him
the opportunity to call a family member and have them
come pick him up, take him out.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Of the situation.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
He took off his shoe and tried to call, thinking
it was his cell phone.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I'm going to go on on a limb and say
that's not just alcohol. However, phones did used to resemble
the size of.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
A shoe well, and he was a fan of Get
Smart Maxwell Smart had a shoe phone.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Oh really, why yeah, here's number three topical.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Three shall be the number and the number of the
counting shall.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
All three of you three, I got all three of
you guys for the rest of.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Your nast born live. After that three days, they both
start to stink.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Three.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
You remember the old road Runner cartoon with the uh
I don't know, the character crashing into the wall making the.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Imprint Wiley coyote, right, I mean it was others, but
but was the most likely character to do that was Wylachy.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
It happened in real life in Scotland earlier this week
images as you can imagine, and we're circulating online. Single
vehicle crash. Guy slams into a mural and that's exactly
what it looked like, a singing ripped from Looney Tunes.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
One Reddit user said it finally happened a Looney Tunes
accident in Glasgow. I was sure it was going to
be between an anville or a fireworks explosion.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Here's number two.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You two forgot two fingers one two?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
There are two people and there's two sons and no
women ringing ging.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
A woman gave birth in a car.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
That itself is not highly unusual, does happen quite often,
probably four or five times here a year in southern
California at least. But this woman was actually going sixty
miles an hour as her partner was driving through the
flooded roads to reach a hospital in Cumbria in the
Great UK, twenty eight years old. She was just and
(28:00):
it's away from Furnish General Hospital when Siena popped out.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
It says, oh boy.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
They had to repeatedly stop their car to check to
make sure that it was going to go through some
of the flooded roads, because it was.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Better than it happened so quickly like that, like boom.
You know, you have to sit there and go through
all the anxiety in the hospital.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
The baby just comes out in the car.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I don't know. I think that would be rather fear inducing,
not to mention.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Baby's already there, baby's in the car. You pop the
baby back in the car, seating off you go.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
That car is totaled. Oh is it?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You mean with the I just mean all of it,
all of the stuff, the.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Better Detailer, here's number one.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Number one.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Then I took number one.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Are you the number one?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Row? Number one? Number one?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
So I wonder if that woman we saw earlier could
hide a gun under her boobs and nobody would know
which one. Oh, maybe he stick some stuff underneath there.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I'd put sandwiches. A Florida man get hungry sandwiches. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
No, a man landed in behind bars in Polk County.
Polk County Sheriff the Grady Judd, by the way, he's
one of those guys that is a true cops cop
who just wants to throw everybody in jail. This guy
was sitting at him in a vehicle by himself at
a construction site when deputies show up. They said he
was wearing a red lace bra with prosthetic breasts. Then
(29:38):
we notice he's wearing a g string showing off the boys,
if you know what I mean, said Sheriff. Judd went
on to explain it's hard to know how dangerous these
situations are because under the prostesis the deputies found a gun.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Have you ever called your balls the boys?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Probably at some point? Really, yeah, I'm sorry. Are you
disappointed in me now?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
No? I don't know if I've ever heard of that.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Like, in what way would you talk about you like your.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Buddies, your boys just hanging out with your boys?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Two weeks from today, our next news and Bruce Bravery
brewing in Lancaster we're going to kick off Memorial Day.
We'd love it if you would come on out. We
have a lot of fun that's planned.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
We'll just be hanging out with all and bring your boys.
Bring your boys, your boy hide them hide. I don't
want to see them. Hide them. We've seen some. But
bring your boys at Bravery before. Guy's been there. Yeah,
every year, he's there, and they're right out there on display.
I didn't even know what showing off.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I mean, I could paint a picture of them right now.
It's clear in my mind.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Don't close your eyes.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Don't close your eyes.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Monks and Meryl coming up next to your Monday, stay dry, everybody, blessings.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
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Speaker 1 (30:57):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
This is fruit. It's not a pop tart. It's not
a good friend.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
You took a picture of me eating a pop tart
and sent it to my wife.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It wasn't just about the pop tart.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
The what was it how I was eating the pop tart?
Was it that I was eating the pop tart in
front of Michael Monks?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
It's the sweats. I'm wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants. I
argue about backwards. They're comfortable pants. I wouldn't call them sweatpants.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So you have something called a job just epically. I
get to see my brother tomorrow, so you're warming up.
There's what you're doing.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
This is just this is you on the driving range right.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
I get it, and I can fully I accept that.
What else? I should text him and tell him to.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Time for what's happening.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
She's really crushing these uh these three?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
So, the latest video released by Scentcom shows American forces
disabling a couple of Iranian flagged oil tankers that were
attempting to get into an Iranian port in the Gulf
of Oman in violation of the ongoing US blockade. Marco Marco,
Marcus Marco, he's our secretary of State. He's in Italy
(01:41):
right now. He said that he does expect a response
today from Iran on that fourteen point proposal that was
made by the United States. The President said that this
exchange of fire that we saw yesterday and these two
Iranian vessels that have been disabled, his quote is I
(02:02):
call that a trifle.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
A trifle.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
There was a confidential CIA analysis also that showed that
Iran could probably survive a naval blockade for three to
four months before facing the most severe economic hardgaine.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
This has got to be the most action I ever
remember during an alleged ceasefire.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, and it's hard to determine what the point of
waiting is. If they're launching missiles, drones and aircraft at US.
What is the level at which the ceasefire is broken
and we launch another wave of attacks.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Spanish authorities are preparing to receive more than one hundred
and forty passengers and crew members on board that Haunt
of Virus cruise ship. The level of emergency activation, according
to the CDC is level three. What do you think
about that, Well, it's the lowest level of emergency activation.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
That's the CDC telling you that, that's the pump yo
brakes level.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
The US has agreed to send a plane to the
Canary Islands to repatriate its seventeen citizens from the cruise ship.
British government said it will charter a plane to evacuate
the nearly two dozen British citizens aboard three Top three
passengers have died.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Pentagon made headlines. They released a bunch of UFO files,
the never before seen files relating to unidentified Anomalist phenomena
previously more infamously known of course as UFOs. The government's
been sitting on some of these things for decades. And
the first batch of the files that the government is
(03:45):
calling unidentified anomalist phenomenon, you say it phenomena, phenomena, something
like phenomena. The UAPs, they call them. Additional files they
said would be added on a rolling base. According to
Pentagon Public Affairs.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
There was a big hack that affected thousands of schools
and universities. This was a system that these colleges use,
Your schools use it was offline yesterday following the cyber attack.
More than nine thousand schools worldwide were affected.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
My daughter said that she doesn't use this specifically, but
that their university postponed finals today.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Yeah, this is the time. This is finals time.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And it also underscores educations dependence on technology.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Obviously we know how prevalent that has become.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
The learning management system is known as Canvas, and they
were able to hack in to that.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Get that D line? Ho, the long awaited metro line
purple line. Why don't they just call it the purple
line instead of Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Then you don't get to say things like get that
D HOWE get that D line? Oh? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yes, begins A passenger service will start about an hour
and fifteen hour in twenty minutes away from now four
mile addition will take downtown all the way out through
Museum Row and LaBrea Targi.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Ah boy, all right.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I usually don't like recall news, but this is a
big one. Snacks sold it Target being recalled. Snacks at Target.
This is where you get your snacks. They say it's
possible salmonila. It is a voluntary recall. It's a variety
of SAX snack mixes. You have to narrow it down.
(05:31):
I will, but I mean if you go to the
trail mix aisle at Target, I think there's two aisles
now there is the most It is a plethora myriad
trail mixes. Like it's insane how many trail mixes there are,
bless you, and most of them not even trail mix.
They're like just chocolate on chocolate and throwing a couple peanuts.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
They said.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
The problem is a seasoning that was made by a
third party supplier. So if you had the good and
gathered Mexican street Corn, the Squirrel brand Town and Country Mix,
the Travelers Mix, Stopping text Mix, trail mix, the Southern
Style Nuts Hunter Mix, or the Southern Style Nuts Gourmet Hunter.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Mix, you see what I mean with the amount of mixes.
There are so many trail.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Mix Target Nuts about it as well. All right, when
we come back, we do this.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
I mean, just mention it now before we go, just
because it's a good ideas.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Just about Shania Twain, right her first single and three years.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Is that really in here? Why we're doing the tippany
or whatever. Well, we'll get to that. We should play
part of it. I have a question about it.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yes, I saw Matt is our Shania Twain correspondent. I
saw her post a tease about this is Matt with us? Yes, okay,
so I saw her post a tease about this. I
think you reposted it, yes, and your caption was something
like not when the kids are around or something like that.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
What. Oh, yeah, it was just an attempted humor.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
I just thought that maybe it was racy or something. Okay, interesting.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
So in the video is this it clip.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
There's there's a different there's a newor clip.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
From today, but there's a for her, including my personal
stuff in the podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
No No, I Love It.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
She's sporting in the video a white fringe outfit in
cowboy boots love. She's carrying an axe, yes, And she's
walking through a field and you can hear the twang
of the guitar and the bass as well. And you
heard her and she approaches a pile of wood and
takes a big swing to chop one of the logs
before it cuts to black as the words don't touch
(07:43):
that dial, I'll be right back flash.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
On the screen. She's summoning me, She is summoning you.
Have you ever tried to work on that outfit. Get
a job with Twain? Yeah, not not any I feel
like it's too close to home.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's kind of like, I love working in football, but
I think if I worked for the forty nine ers,
it would be too much, Like I couldn't handle it.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
She is hosting the Academy of Country Music Awards coming
up next weekend.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
It's great she's hosted that. She's perfect. I can't believe
she's You're not coming into work that the next day,
are you? I am? Are you sure?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Okay, we wouldn't hold Wait are you going you should
go to this?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
No, I'm going to the She's uh, she's playing a
tour though next month?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Or yeah, I have not used this exciting a while.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Well, it's been kind of for your excitement. If it
was a dark season for the Dolphins, you know.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
This is what he's got to look forward to before.
This is all he has. Now it's fine.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
The Dolphins, well, you never know what's going to happen
this season. They might surprise you.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
No, he saw that first pitch the quarterback Malik Willis. Yeah,
I wasn't good. Yeah, it wasn't good.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Matt, I will do swamp watch. Oh, here's the big deal.
We're going to be a Bravery Brewing right two weeks
from today for our latest news and bruis to help
kick off Memorial Day. We always have a great time
out there and we want to make sure.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That we continue that tradition. So come on out. We'll
be out there.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Again Friday, May twenty second, Bravery Brewing in Lancaster.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Can you believe that it's already Friday? It is a
week flew by for me.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Oh that's so cute.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Well, I'm here all week next week we'll see, we
shall Oh we find out the NFL schedule. Oh yeah,
it's going to be on Thursday the fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
I just saw. That's exciting.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Nobody, as I mentioned, is more excited for the schedule
release than my crable. This is like, Gary, give us
something else to talk about.
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Speaker 2 (10:32):
What were you going to say?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Well, it was just it was a bad was the
only person who was happy on September eleventh was Gary Condit?
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:42):
That that was all going on?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Oh I forgot significantly dominating the headlines.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Wow, yeah, I don't think he was.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
It's a light attempted humor. So please don't. People are
going to lose their minds.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Oh come on, we've said much worse today. You could
say that again.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Stocks are up, Stocks are doing pretty well, the latest
sign that the nation's job market is doing better than
anybody expected. Wait, I thought we were at war. I
thought oil prices were at one hundred dollars a barrel.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
What is going on? Did you ever find that girl?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Oh? Yeah, she was murdered in a park. Oh who
did it? I want to say a painter?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
So it was, and he's not get acted, not.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
At all, although her parents recently came out and said
that she because Gary Kandit was working on intelligence committee,
that he had access to UFO files that others that
didn't and then she knew about it, so that she
was killed to keep her quiet so she wouldn't call
the UFO.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
And how topical is that, because it just turns out
S and P five hundred was up eight tenths of
a percent.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
We've seen the major indices, all of them in the positive. Today,
Dow is only up about twenty five points, but it
had been up a couple hundred earlier. Today, gold is
still up man gold continues to soar. Gold an ounce
of gold four thousand, seven hundred and thirty eight dollars
as of right now. All of this comes with the
(12:13):
job postings that came out. Like I said, job market
doing better than expected. And I think the unemployment rate
is at four point three percent, that is steady. But
the economy added one hundred and fifteen thousand jobs in April.
That's almost well, that's more than twice what economists were expecting.
(12:33):
Four to three ruling. You may have heard this earlier
in the news. Rulings in the Virginia Supreme Court today
invalidated is state referendum that would have allowed Democrats to
pick up to five blue seats in that state's redistricting push.
Just last month voters approved a redistricting referendum that would
have diluted the voting power of rural areas and actually
(12:55):
given the state ten to one advantage in congressional representation,
very similar to the percentage that we're going to see
here in California. It looks like when we get to
the general election coming up in.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
November, Kamala Harris is apparently fighting with her party ahead
of her potential twenty twenty eight comeback tour. The DNC
chairman is a guy by the name of Ken Martin,
and he says that he has that two hundred page autopsy,
(13:34):
the autopsy of the Democrats election defeat in twenty twenty four,
and he wants to keep it private. She says she
wants it to be public, so she wants to sandbag
the DNC, and they're trying to allegedly protect her.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
But why do they want to keep it private?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Probably because there's some missteps of the DNC that you know,
has been plagued, most recently by the Bernie Sanders sandbagging
in favor of Hillary Clinton that didn't go overwell in
the own party of the Democrats.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
And I wonder what I mean. She was a flawed candidate.
I think everybody can kind of agree she was not
the best candidate simply she didn't have the experience for it.
When she did run for president, she got stomped. But
I wonder what the difference is, or I wonder what
those smoking guns are for the party itself, that they
(14:30):
should have gone through some sort of a primary process,
that they didn't do enough to support her or to
give her the resources that she needed to run a
campaign in the what was it one hundred and nine
days or whatever. I can't imagine what the party is
on the hook for in all of this, and why
would they be secretive about it?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Well, he's argued that releasing the full report and hold
your lunch would amount to navel gazing and distract Democrats
from the twenty twenty six midterms and the next presidential cycle.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Well, then who does get to see navel gazing? That's weird,
that's weird. You've never heard that term before. I have,
But that's like an antiquated.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I know, But when you think about it, it's such.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
A perfect I love that term. I think it's hilarious.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Were you're just sitting around on the couch looking at
your own belly button, playing with lint and doing nothing.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
That's what it is. Yeah, I thought it was a
sex thing. What anyway?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
All right, we'll get into the nine news nuggets. You
need to know how.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I don't know, like a distraction. I don't know, like
you're looking, I don't listen. I'm not going to get
into the way my mind works. We don't have enough time.
We lost that hour's sitting on the couch looking at
their navl and flag with the linds. What like your
(15:55):
your interpretation of naval gazing is much worse than mine.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
Are you possibly on the couch? No, but that's what
it is. That's what the term is. That's what the
term means.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
That's unfortunate, I know, But how don't want you to
do that? Your deepon and get a hobby.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Draw a picture of what you're talking about, because I
don't I can't understand your nuggets.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
When we come back, you're listening to Gary and Shannon
on demand from KFI A M six forty.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
You know what we do on Fridays, We eat pop
tarts and sitting our underweb.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Well, in a couple of weeks we're going to be
doing our news and brewis at Bravery Brewing in Lancaster.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
That's you're not even paying at I.
Speaker 3 (16:39):
Know you said I'm wearing my underwear today, which I am,
but I'm also wearing other things.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
So I know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
What Bravery Brewery.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
What are you going to party? What Bravery bird I
think for three minutes, yeah what, I think somebody's had
enough party?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Come on, get with it. How are you going to
have people show up?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Well, your dog is hungry. Bravery Brewing is in Lancaster.
There's only one.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
It's Friday, so I think sometimes people get a little
extra giddy up in their party on a Friday before noon.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Can we pump our brakes please? On the drinking before noon.
Here's your Honorable Mention.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Honorable Mention.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Serving with you.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Is so today holding auditions to become the nearest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You say Shannon was dressed up like a fairy.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Gary, I'm gonna be a Bravery Brewing, but you never
tell us where it is.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
That's just a little bit of what we've heard.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Of the talkback sling Blade has been leaping messages for you, right,
you don't poach no pictures on your feet in.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
Florida.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
In Florida, a woman who thought an intruder was trying
to break into her home investigated what was the frocus
all about on her luni and what did she find?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Well, it's Florida. She found two alligators fighting.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
She was inside her home with her sleeping baby, and
which she heard a loud noise on the screen porch
that was steadily getting louder.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Chicken heart. You know what I'm gonna call chicken heart
from Bill Cosby. No, I'm gonna call bs on Kayla's story.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay, you know what I think this is. This is
one of those stories women come up with. And she's
got a sleeping baby and the dude's not home, right,
and you got to take care of the baby and
you're alone, and you're like, MF or where the f
is that guy?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
And you call him and you're like.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Hey, and he's like, well, I just gotta figure out
some things to grab a beer with Fred and I'm
going to be home And she's like, okay, well I'm
here with the baby, and so she makes up this
big story about alligators fighting on the lanai to make
him feel bad for not being at home.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Except that she has video of one alligator biting the
other alligator's tail.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Oh, which listen, could be an AI generated video.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
We don't know. That's true. That's true, that's true. Number nine,
number nine, I did nine place.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
If the CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's
dirty too?
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Can I speak nine languages?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Can basically everybody at table thening, I'll feel ready to
go another nine?
Speaker 4 (19:37):
And niner?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Did I get you're in there calling from all walkie talking.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I don't know why I don't have the timing on these.
I've only been doing them for fifteen years. You've heard
the fight over champagne, right. Champagne can only be called
champagne if it is grapes grown in the Champagne region
of France. Elsewhere, it is whatever it's called in whatever
wherever you're drinking it. It is sparkling wine. In California
(20:04):
it is spamante, and other places like Italy, all of
the things. But now this fight is moving to tomatoes.
That's right, tomato fraud. Two California residents are suing Sento
Fine Foods, alleging that company engaged in tomato fraud. They
claim that the tomatoes Sento Fine Foods were pitching are
(20:29):
authentic San Marzano certified from Italy and they are not.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
They say it's a false label. Let me ask a
quick question.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, let's assume this two people here in California suing
the fine foods company win. Do you tell people at
parties that you're the ones that sued Cento Fine Foods
because they're labeled they're tomatoes wrong?
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Is that a brag?
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Is that a thing you just you walk around and
you get a I'm gonna throw away my Metro ride
the d T shirt and get one that says I
sued Sento Fine Foods and one.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I mean there's people like that. You know, there's people
like that, and I'm proud of the fights that they pick.
Number eight.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Child his bold every eight second listening to eight different
bosses drawn on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Carl, this is another Carl with a K was demonstrating
the size of a heart attack. He was teaching a
course on CPR when all of a sudden, Carl went
into cardiac arrest.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
The last thing Carl remembers is feeling dizzy and hearing
one of the students say, uh, mister Arps, you don't
look all right, and they woke up in an ambulance.
And he says, from what I was told, they did
everything like we told him to do in the CPR class.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's a pretty good That's very odd. I know it's
just coincidence, but it's odd that the CPR instructor is
teaching the kids how to do CPR and need CPR
and they do it on him and he survives. I
don't know, man, I feel like that's a lie to
Here's number seven.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Said seven seven miles an hour Sun his party in
seven eight.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
It is seven seven years he couldn't find a job.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Well, here we go game seven.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
He was seven move cake, great stop the show. That
is not a traditional nugget. That is a new nugget.
That's like an off brand.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Just wanted to see if anybody was like McDowell's. That's
like a McDowell's nugget.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
A German tourist has want to payout of about one
thousand bucks after he was unable to get a sun
lounger due to other guests reserving them with towels.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
I hate it when people do that.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
You know who I'm talking about the people that get
up at the resort and they put the towels down
in like sixteen chairs close together, and they do it
at six forty five am.
Speaker 2 (23:12):
But don't show up until about three forty five. Yeah, am, Yeah,
you know who she is. Oh damn, you can see
her in your mind. Here's number six.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
I got six, You got six, she got six, number six.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
There's six more weeks of water.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
What you picture of me?
Speaker 4 (23:28):
A rabbi and six drunken longshore?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Why we just dig in a nursing home closer to us.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
I don't have to take that drink another ship pack.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
I've seen images of this today. It's a little disturbing.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
South Korea introduced its first humanoid robot named Gabby is
the first humanoid robot monk. They did an initiation ceremony
at a temple in the capital city of Seoul. The robot,
they said, was formally inducted as a disciple of Buddha.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
I didn't know you could do that to a robot.
Omer and I plans to be monks. I'm sorry. Yep. Oh,
we'll talk about it on Monday. That would take a
lot of silence, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Yeah, I think that's part of his plan to make
me Oh, he's doing it to try to get clever,
more clever than you.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
More news nuggets when we come back.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
Am six forty.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
Doing our nine news nuggets to end this week. Here's
number five.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Five.
Speaker 3 (24:31):
I have five rules.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
We begin bombing in five minutes. Five little monkeys.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
This is the year.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Five point five.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
Five wid me a favorite, loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Guy arrested in christ Church, New Zealand this week used
his last moments to puff on an improvised bong right
in front of cops. I mean, if you're going to
be in trouble, you probably want to start your incarcerated
life a little bit high. They captured the guy drawing
from a bong that was made from an energy drink bottle.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
As they went to go pick him up.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
A lot of yelling and screaming, said one of the photographers,
who's there to catch the whole thing. He asked pre
arrest if he sparked any charges. A police spokesperson said
they couldn't see the man facing charges. The material was
potentially tobacco and they wouldn't been able to prove otherwise.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Here's number four or minute is.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now, commandment number four.
This isn't the same world as you left four years ago.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
So speaking of the last things you do before you
get arrested. The guy was arrested for public intoxication in
Florida Coral Springs, specifically, Charles Strom of Saint Augustine, taken
into custody, responded to multiple cause calls about an intoxicated
man behaving erradically. When they gave him the opportunity, he
(25:53):
was extremely drunk when they found him. They gave him
the opportunity to call a family member and have them
come pick him up, take him out.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Of the situation.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
He took off his shoe and tried to call, thinking
it was his cell phone.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I'm going to go on on a limb and say
that's not just alcohol. However, phones did used to resemble
the size of.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
A shoe well, and he was a fan of Get
Smart Maxwell Smart had a shoe phone.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Oh really, why yeah, here's number three topical.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Three shall be the number and the number of the
counting shall.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Be three were dead within three hours.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
All three of you three, I got all three of
you guys for the rest of.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
Your nast born live. After that three days, they both
start to stink.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Three.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
You remember the old road Runner cartoon with the uh
I don't know, the character crashing into the wall making the.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Imprint Wiley coyote, right, I mean it was others, but
but was the most likely character to do that was Wylachy.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
It happened in real life in Scotland earlier this week
images as you can imagine, and we're circulating online. Single
vehicle crash. Guy slams into a mural and that's exactly
what it looked like, a singing ripped from Looney Tunes.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
One Reddit user said it finally happened a Looney Tunes
accident in Glasgow. I was sure it was going to
be between an anville or a fireworks explosion.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Here's number two.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (27:21):
You two forgot two fingers one two?
Speaker 3 (27:24):
There are two people and there's two sons and no
women ringing ging.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
A woman gave birth in a car.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
That itself is not highly unusual, does happen quite often,
probably four or five times here a year in southern
California at least. But this woman was actually going sixty
miles an hour as her partner was driving through the
flooded roads to reach a hospital in Cumbria in the
Great UK, twenty eight years old. She was just and
(28:00):
it's away from Furnish General Hospital when Siena popped out.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
It says, oh boy.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
They had to repeatedly stop their car to check to
make sure that it was going to go through some
of the flooded roads, because it was.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Better than it happened so quickly like that, like boom.
You know, you have to sit there and go through
all the anxiety in the hospital.
Speaker 2 (28:20):
The baby just comes out in the car.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I don't know. I think that would be rather fear inducing,
not to mention.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Baby's already there, baby's in the car. You pop the
baby back in the car, seating off you go.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
That car is totaled. Oh is it?
Speaker 4 (28:33):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
You mean with the I just mean all of it,
all of the stuff, the.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Better Detailer, here's number one.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Number one.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Then I took number one.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Are you the number one?
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Row? Number one? Number one?
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
So I wonder if that woman we saw earlier could
hide a gun under her boobs and nobody would know
which one. Oh, maybe he stick some stuff underneath there.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
I'd put sandwiches. A Florida man get hungry sandwiches. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
No, a man landed in behind bars in Polk County.
Polk County Sheriff the Grady Judd, by the way, he's
one of those guys that is a true cops cop
who just wants to throw everybody in jail. This guy
was sitting at him in a vehicle by himself at
a construction site when deputies show up. They said he
was wearing a red lace bra with prosthetic breasts. Then
(29:38):
we notice he's wearing a g string showing off the boys,
if you know what I mean, said Sheriff. Judd went
on to explain it's hard to know how dangerous these
situations are because under the prostesis the deputies found a gun.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Have you ever called your balls the boys?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Probably at some point? Really, yeah, I'm sorry. Are you
disappointed in me now?
Speaker 2 (30:01):
No? I don't know if I've ever heard of that.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Like, in what way would you talk about you like your.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Buddies, your boys just hanging out with your boys?
Speaker 2 (30:12):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Two weeks from today, our next news and Bruce Bravery
brewing in Lancaster we're going to kick off Memorial Day.
We'd love it if you would come on out. We
have a lot of fun that's planned.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
We'll just be hanging out with all and bring your boys.
Bring your boys, your boy hide them hide. I don't
want to see them. Hide them. We've seen some. But
bring your boys at Bravery before. Guy's been there. Yeah,
every year, he's there, and they're right out there on display.
I didn't even know what showing off.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I mean, I could paint a picture of them right now.
It's clear in my mind.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Don't close your eyes.
Speaker 3 (30:45):
Don't close your eyes.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Monks and Meryl coming up next to your Monday, stay dry, everybody, blessings.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
This is you've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
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