July 3, 2026 • 29 mins
HOUR 3 (07/03) – Gary & Shannon discuss the most trending topics for today’s #WhatsHappening including: The Great American State Fair in the national mall has had to close because of dangerous heat; President Trump will be at Mount Rushmore where he says he’ll deliver there is a ‘very long speech’ despite dangerous, heatwave temperatures
Gary & Shannon discuss the most trending political stories in today’s #SwampWatch including: The America 250th event in the national mall has been shut down because of the heat; the pyrotechnics fireworks display in D.C. is expected to be the largest in history, containing 850,000 fireworks in just one display; Mitch McConnell still in the hospital and probably had a heart attack, but the details as to what led him to the hospital have still not been disclosed
The show wraps up finishing out the News Nuggets You Need To Know (but most certainly missed) this week.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
A M. Six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. All right, what else?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You just take a picture of them?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
What else is going on?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Time four? What's happening? We start with just a lot
of people want to know what happened to that just happened?
This just in out of d C. The Great American
State Fair on the National Mall has had to close
because of because of what's that movie? Nell Dangerous heat
(00:37):
tie in a win Yes event, organizers announced that the
fair is going to close to the public and asking
people to leave the grounds. Temperatures reach into the triple
digits there in DC. They said they reopened later this
evening the five weather conditions permitting.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Right five pm. Yeah, one hundred and eight degrees.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So Benjamin and Yahoo called on Trump today just to
say happy Birthday to America two hundred and fifty. There
is also a speech planned. President Trump is going to
go to Mount Rushmore. He's gonna deliver a speech today
and then tomorrow He's got a big, long speech. I
already told you that he's got a speech that he
has planned. He says, it's okay if it's one hundred
(01:21):
and seven, I'm gonna talk for a very long time.
I also have to throw this in there. President Trump
is the latest guest on story Time with the Second Lady,
where he sits down with Oosha Vance and discusses a
new book that was written by the White House Historical Association.
(01:42):
It's called Presidents at Play, Little Children's Book, and it
describes each of our presidents and the hobbies that they
had and things that they would do, some of them
around the White House, like Barack Obama playing basketball or
in this case, Gerald Ford swimming, or.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Bill Clinton doing in.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Let's play for President Jerald Ford. And that's right on
the side of the house. I don't get to use it.
I don't know if I look good in a bathing suit.
I haven't had a bathing suit in a long children.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'm too busy. I never that may be nice. I'm
looking at these pictures of people swimming.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
What that's he goes, it's uh.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
If you're the Second Lady, you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
There's one about William Taft, who apparently was a huge
baseball fans, A big guy, also huge.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Others like President William Taft throw out the first pitch
of baseball. He was a large man, very large, and
he loved baseball games.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I love the hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
At the baseball Who doesn't.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
He was our heaviest president.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And I have to be careful because I don't want
to supersede his record, and anything like that would be
possible if I allowed it to happen.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
For all of you out there watching, keep yourself in
good shape, right like you like you?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And he points to Usha Van, that's great Kennedy. Don't
forget Kennedy like to sail.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
And here's another John Kennedy. He was a great guy.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Women around the White House is.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
The second most good looking president, they say, oh.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
My gosh, the second most. Gary funny. He does like
to have a good time, doesn't he.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He's funny. Yeah, he's funny.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Massive sewage spill in Laguna Beach has closed to Talia
Beach for the fourth of July. What do you want to.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Talk about diarrhea on my birthday?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, it's a sewage spill.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Gary, What do you think is going to happen when
you go swimming in that and you get a little well.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You're not drinking the water. You shouldn't be drinking the water.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Though.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You're gonna get a tense in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Jump start on your weight loss plan as you head
into summer, A.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Tiny little bit of mystery meat, and then.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Boom, we don't need to relive that.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I wasn't talking about you, Okay, I'm talking about other
people who get.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, I think we're out of time.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't know if that's the case.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yes, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey, it's happening. Is it
happening right now?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They keep showing shots.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, it's it's it's New York, right, it's a gonna
happen during John Show.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I think I.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Mark Thompson's in where do you actually care?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I was just gonna say where you think John is?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You think John scored an invite?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I think his wife did? She chose the plus one?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Tavis? Is that what they're calling it? Tavis?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, whoever says those words should not be allowed. They
should not say things.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Let me check TMZ here for the latest. Ooh, here
comes the bride. They say she started officially started her
wedding day. She just got snapped heading out of her
NYC apartment. It's being reported Taylor arrived at Gigi Hadeed's pad.
They usually start their wedding day with their bridesmaids, so
it could be a sign that Gigi is in the
wedding party. Plus we know Tailor I went to Gigi's
(05:00):
earlier this week. The wheels literally are in motion, y'all.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
He was the second most good looking president. Did they say?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
They had their rehearsal dinner last night at the Garden
and they're headed back for their wedding bash. They've turned
MSG into Fort Knox with all the security. We don't
know what's going on. Maybe if they know exactly. There
was a report too that they're already married, which I
would be That's what I think should have happened, is
that they they got married, they had a nice intimate
(05:31):
ceremony alone without the craziness, and now they're just having
the party.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That's what I would choose for them them. Donna, Donna, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
They got Donna at the airport yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
All right, swamp watch and don't forget our Nine News
Nuggets Birthday edition of the Nine News Nuggets. Really, when
we come back Gary and Shannon will continue.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Shannon, it's your birthday. Have a happy mother birthday, Shannon,
is your birthday? Have a very happy mother for birthday?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
What up?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Shannon is Herman from Catalina Island, just want to wish
you a happy mother birthday, Chaca chaka, Happy birthday America.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Herman. What a gift he is? What ams a gift?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Somebody also had a suggestion for you. Let me make
sure I got the right one. Here you go.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Thank morning, Gas, Shannon. My birthday gift to you is this.
If you go into your phone and open up your contacts,
open up let's say Gary, and you edit and you
add birthday, his birthday will reappear in your calendar year
after year bye in the contact.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah that makes sense. Okay, That's what I'll have to
do next time at someone's birthday is not to put
it in the calendar, put it in their.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Contact in the context. Ah, thank you for the tip.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
No, we know. All right.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's time for swamp watch, which.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Means I'm a Chu and Elia and when I'm not
kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops here we.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Got the real problem is that our leaders are done.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
The other side never quits.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
So what I'm not going anywhere so that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
The squad I can imagine what can be and be
unburdened by what has been. You know, Americans have always
been gone with a president. But they're not stupid. A
political plunder is when a politician actually tells the truth.
Why have that people voted for You were not swamp watch,
They're all canonaed. Well, we were telling you about the
two hundred and fiftieth America to fifty event that is
going on on the Capitol Mall, the Great American State Fair.
(07:51):
They've actually had to shut it down because of the heat.
They're in Washington, DC. Event organizers announced that this fair
that it's located adjacent to the Salute to America celebration,
is going to be closing to the public for now.
They ask people to leave the grounds. The temperatures, they said,
got too hot triple digits there in DC. But they
did say they expect the fair to reopen at about
(08:14):
five o'clock tonight, d C. Time, of course, weather and
conditions permitting. It's been very very warm there We've talked
about that. It's warm. It's funny Outh the East Coast.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We've had a lot of fairs in our history, our
personal history. Right used to go to the fair Insinoa times.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, fair.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It was always one hundred and five degrees. It felt
like it was always really hot. Maybe not that hot.
But I've never heard of a fair shutting down. I
raised myself. The California State Fair and Sacramento hotter was
one and seven degrees on the ray freaking La County
Fair and Pomona has been one hundred and seven degrees.
I've never heard of a fair shutting down for heat. Yeah, Pansies,
(08:57):
a bunch of woosies. France, nothing more America, Francy to
go drown in a body of waters. Sorry, that was funny.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
That was a little bit funny. The Piro Technico fireworks
displayed tomorrow over Washington, d C. By the way, is
expected to be the largest in the world. They said.
The eight hundred and fifty thousand fireworks in that one
display will shatter a world record previously set by a
(09:30):
church in the Philippines from a decade ago. Said it's
going to be about forty minutes long and By the way,
they had announced that it's going to start very very
late d C. Time. It might not even start until
about eight thirty nine o'clock our time, which is when
a lot of our displays are going to take place
forty minutes. They said, it's going to launch from eight
(09:52):
different barges along the Potomac River and then two places
on land, the West Potomac Park and the Lincoln Memorial
Reflecting Pool. In all, eight hundred and fifty thousand fireworks
amounts to fifty eight thousand pounds of fireworks were transported
from the facility in Western Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You forgot to bring the fireworks today. We were going
to set them off on the balcony.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You haven't opened your present yet. Seventy five people will
be working that show to bring this whole thing to life.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Wait, are there fireworks inside?
Speaker 8 (10:24):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Because I was like, well, we should do it now,
because they're only here till noon.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I know. That's also, why do you think I'd be
so stupid as to give you something combustible?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I thought that we had turned a corner. Frankly, in
what in trust? No, I thought that we turned a corner,
And you were like she's old enough to have fireworks
and set them off on the balcony today. In this
next commercial break.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm not sure i'd give you one of those little
popper things that you wow for New Year's Eve. A
quick health note, because if you're keeping score at home,
Mitch McConnell is still a live but now the word
is that he probably had a heart attack. Mitch McConnell's
(11:10):
still in the hospital three weeks after he was admitted
after an undisclosed medical emergency, and as we've said, June
fourteenth was the day that he went in.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
My first thought when I looked in the mirror this
morning was God, I looked more like Mitch McConnell every
day with these bags under my eyes. And then I
was like, that's not nice. He's may not be with us.
He may not be with us any longer.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
No, he's still with us.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Do you think if he's not, they'd wait for the
holiday to be over before they told this.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I actually think that would be he if if he
died maybe yesterday, they would keep it until the fourth.
They wouldn't wait until after the holiday.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
They do it on the fourth.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Sure. I think there have been three presidents presidents who
died fourth really yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well that's a fun story.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Brow is one of them.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
To stop it with this knowledge for you know this now,
let me ask you this. I was talking to my
mom today and she told me they're going to plan
on setting fireworks off the top of the Golden Gate
Bridge and the worry is that the clouds will mask
the fireworks, because you know San Francisco. And she said,
they've only done it. This is only the third time
they've done this fireworks off the top. And I said, well,
(12:21):
what are the other two times? Could you can name
those times?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Uh? The fiftieth anniversary of the bridge?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I mean, I don't know the answer.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh, but.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Gary sounds good to me.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I don't know. James Monroe, John Adams, and Thomas Jefferson.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Wait, wait, that's interesting. All on the fourth of July
all died on the phone, and they're framers of the Constitution,
and Adams are on the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And Adams and Jefferson died both in eighteen twenty six,
on the fourth of July. What James Munroe died eighteen
thirty one?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Was there some sort of salmonila happened?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Cryptosporidia? Yeah, or also it was eighteen twenty six and
a flea bite could put you.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's what I'm saying. The news nuggets you need to know,
we say need loosely.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Yeah, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
KFI Am six forty.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
You just got a yellow card?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
That means if you get another one, you're kicked out
of here?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
What about if I do this? Oh, red card, red card?
I'll see you Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
All right, Happy birthday?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You're unwrapping the present my wife and I gave it.
Gave you which one is that? Oh? So this is funny.
This is a new thing that I've never seen before.
It's a butt sweat cover for your seat after you
go running.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Is it big enough? Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
First of all, you don't put it on your box.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
You put it on the couch or something. Okay, because
after I've been I've been doing this recently, especially in
the hot summer, Like I'll go sweat a lot on
the couch and watch some television, eat some food, and
I gotta lay down a towel because my ass is
so sweaty.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
You might hit the showers real quick. Just but that
one is.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It actually hangs over the headrest on your car.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, that's perfect. And then perfect, but I'm gonna put
it on the couch. I'm gonna put this on the couch.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Okay, using it wrong, but you use it how you
want because it's yours.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh that's very cool. Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yes, how did you know?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
This is like a recent problem that I have with
the amount of sweat that goes on and I don't
want to dirty the furniture with my my ass sweat.
So I appreciate that you saw that as an issue
because it is. You're we're on the air. Huh we
still are?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah intentionally.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Wow, that's very cool. It's a Dylan Panther sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yes, Friday Night Lights.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yes, very cool.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
There was a decision I had to make. You're gonna
go old school Dylan Panthers or you're gonna go it's
so cool East Dylan. Was it Lions? Yes, the second
team that a coach wait to.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Wear this during the season. I mean I got a
deep cut. I love that. That's really cool. Thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
All Right, it's time for our honorable mention.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Honorable mention not serving with you, Great Honorable Moses.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of honorable Mention.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
So have you heard of Merlin the Duck? No, Merlin
the Duck is a massive, massive fan of Team Mexico
and the World Cup. Okay, social media giant. Is Merlin
the Duck? They wanted him to go to the match
recently that Mexico played.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Is he a real duck?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
The real duck?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
An actual duck? Okay, no kidden duck. He was granted
access to the Azteca Stadium grounds to film a segment
with Televisa, which is one of their large television networks
there under strict security protocols. He was in a transport
crate because that's what ducks have to be, accompanied by
the owner, Carla and her son Christian. Curious fans gathered around.
(16:36):
They had heard all about this Mexico flag wearing duck
Merlin and how he was a huge supporter of teammate Eco.
But FIFA talk about fun sponges. Regulations pro hit animals
from entering venues in order to self guard safeguard the
well being of fans. A FIFA tournament's folksperson confirmed Merlin
(17:02):
was permitted to enter the perimeter around Esteca but not
into the stadium, and then refused to answer any further
questions from the media.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
His mother, Carla sells the water in the soft drinks
outside the stadium. She said, he's the baby, the sole
heir to all my possessions, and now an idol. Here's
number nine at number nine.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I did ninth place.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
If the CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis partners,
thirty too, and.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I speak nine languages actual nine. Basically everybody at table nine.
I'll be all ready to go into the nine and niner?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Did I catch a niner in there where you're calling from?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Alwakee Talks?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Ps, you were right. It was the fiftieth anniversary of
the Golden gate Bridge in nineteen eighty seven it was
one of the fireworks, and then twenty twelve, for some reason.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Seventy fifth anniversary of the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, yeah, kit chum, All right, we celebrated International Asteroid Day,
did we not? We sure did. There is a unique
study published today in Nature Physics if you haven't picked
up your journal yet, and it says that, yeah, we
can fight a huge asteroid that could wipe us out.
We could fight it with a nuke, a nuclear warhead.
(18:19):
What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I want to know. I want to know who's involved
with these studies and tests and theories, because we won't
know until it's too late. Here's number eight. A child
is bold every eight second listening to eight different bosses
drawn on about mission statements. Okay, first of all, that
(18:52):
town name Fano to Sasa, Florida. Never heard of it,
Fano Sasa.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's a Greek name, is it not?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
It's gotta be. Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office arrested a man
this week after he attempted to pull over an undercover aram.
According to the Sheriff's office, black Chevy suburban appears to
attempt to a traffic stop by activating blue and red
emergency lights. You can't have that unless you're a cop
following under one of their undercover vehicles on Highway three
(19:20):
oh one north of Fano Tasasa.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
The name originates from the Seminole Creek language, combining the
words thanato, which means flint, in Sasa, which means is
there or place of.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
That makes sense. Deputies in turn conducted a traffic stop
on the fake cop and they approached the side of
the vehicle and asked the guy who's in the driver's seat,
what are you doing today? They said they recovered the
illegal emergency lights set up in the vehicle, as well
as two foot emergency light bar and a gun that
the guy has.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I cannot still get over lapd Chief Jim McDonald what
he said to me when he came in here last
when he chatted with us, and I said, hey, I
got pulled over, And he didn't miss a beat and said,
did you let the cop go with a warning?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
We're seven days would government seven years of college?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Don't to drain seven. Sometimes we don't like in other
people what we don't like in ourselves.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
And there was a homeless man in Vietnam who uh
slashed a Vietnamese office worker with a box cutter in Bangkok.
Why in Bangkok? This is in Vietnam. No, it was
a Vietnamese office worker, but in Bangkok, Okay. Apparently the
(20:48):
officers who finally tracked him down using CCTV says he
admitted attacking the woman because he does not like overweight people.
Now he himself is an overweight man.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's too bad.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
So sometimes we need to look.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Inward before we can look outward. Sure number seven six
six second six, you can six number six. There's six
more weeks of water.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Why do you picture of me or rabbi and six
drunken longshore?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Why we just dick you in a nursing home closer
to us.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
I don't have to stake drink another six pack. Number.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I don't know how to say his name. I'll say Cain,
Noah Kin, Noah cahan Uh. The singer he has baked
fans coming to his show, not to do something that
he fears may go viral, may become a trend more
than all the miles. Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
You must have had yourself change.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Men with feelings because you gotta love it. Someone's gotta
love it right.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
There have been debates about this practice of concert goers
wearing diapers in a bid to avoid losing their spot
in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I heard about this yesterday from Chris Merrill that this
is also something that goes on in casinos with the
older crowd, where they don't want to lose their spot
at the pigou table.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Or whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Look at slot They'll just let it go in their pants. Yeah.
The video that went viral showed the obscene aftermath after
a fan seemingly defecated on the floor near the front
or the front of his recent performance in Philadelphia. He
wrote on Twitter X if you have to poop at
(22:34):
a show, please, Dear God, just go to the bathroom. Lmao.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Official home for Dodger Baseball is AM five seven e
LA Sports, and tonight the back to back world champ
Dodgers take on the Padres first pitches at seven. Listen
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Speaker 1 (22:53):
Coming out or Nuggets.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
In the midst of our nine news Nuggets you need
to know? Why not pick up with number I've.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I have five rules minutes.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
This is the year five point five.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay, all right, this has gotten out to control. People
are now dying pigeons blue for gender reveal parties. People
should be arrested and their pigeons and they're pigeons.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I was saying it is a throwaway, like it's just
a pigeon. I mean, I know people are like, I
don't do the birds, but.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
What do you think. You're the parakeet of humans. You're
probably means well, if we were to translate us into birds,
you and I would probably be pigeons, pretty common.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I'm probably the vulture that's eating the squirrel that just
got hit by a prius. I got real specific number.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Four or minute's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by commandment
number four.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
This isn't the same world he left four years ago.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Well.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
In other bird news, a man has been arrested for
using a seagull as a weapon.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah a guy. In Scotland, police were called at Queen's
Park Place near Station Square after members of the public
saw a guy grabbed two seagulls from the street and
then use one to swing around and attack a member
of the public.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
I like that that you do.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I can get on forward with Here's number three. Three
shall be the number that count and the number of
the counting shall be three players dead within three hours.
Speaker 8 (24:38):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
All three of the three. I got all three of
you guys for the rest of your naturally born live.
After that three days they both start to stink.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Three.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
This is the resourcefulness that just reeks of America, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Specifically Florida, Yes, very American. A Florida man had been
arrested for dui deputy so him driving a tractor to
the scene of his earlier pickup crash in Nassau County.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Crash his truck and uh, he wanted it. He still
wanted the truck, so he went and got his tractor
to tow the to tow it out of the ditch.
The truck Martha, Martha, I did it again.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Martha put the truck in the in the ditch. I'm
gonna go get it.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I like her name is Martha, like a founding member.
They discovered a fifteen pack of cold beer inside the
crash truck. By the way, it was still cold.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It used to be a thirty pack.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
It was still cold.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, it was just a fifteen pack.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, they did. Why find multiple wyn?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
You know why?
Speaker 6 (25:41):
You know why?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I drank twenty five of them?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Number two?
Speaker 8 (25:49):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Drug person?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Speaking of Florida, a woman had her driveway ripped up
and taken away as part of a scam carried out
by our our friendly Nigerian prince. Louz Linzi came home
to her home in Sandford, Florida, about thirty miles north
of Orlando, and found a mountain of rubble where her
driveway once was. Police said someone claiming to be from
(26:20):
a real estate company had hired a contractor to update
the driveway, but the contractor abruptly stopped working on the
driveway when the fifteen thousand dollars check bounced. They eventually
traced the check back to somebody from Nigeria. Authority said
the contractor did not meet with the client, didn't actually
(26:41):
file a permit to do the work on the driveway,
so she's now out one drive.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I love a pretty girl in a mugshot, and that's
what we have at number one.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Weird, number one, number one, we're number one, ben.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Are you the number one rule?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Number one?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
There?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
While there late in my reporting career, when I've got
to cover Lindsay Lohan going through all her court escapades,
and one of her issues was she got caught with
cocaine and a little baggy in her jeans after a
traffic stop, and she said, that's not my cocaine. Okay,
I get it. Girls share pants. I mean, there've been
movies about girls sharing pants. But you don't share your ass,
(27:23):
do ye?
Speaker 8 (27:24):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
A woman in Florida denied ownership of the bag of
cocaine that fell out of her butt while being booked
into custody. She said, it's not mine. That one is
a hard one to believe. Uh, you ever put cocaine
in your butt? Let me think now, Because I've watched euphoria,
(27:48):
I know that not all drugs in your system are
your drugs. Sometimes you're running those drugs.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Oh okay, But I feel like the charge.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
For running drugs is worse than the charge for having
personal cocaine in your butt.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Right, I don't know, question mark, I don't.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
I do not know.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
The explanation that it wasn't her drugs did not prevent
them from charging her with the crime and introducing contraband
into a correctional fatholity, which is a felony. She was
eventually released from custody, as was the cocaine. By the way,
she was arrested a few years ago after a cop
pulled over her speeding Nissan detected several indicators of intoxication.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
We don't need to go through her entire life history. Well,
I'm just just caught with cocaine in her ass. Let's
give her a little dignity on our way out.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Okay, it's your birthday.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Have a happy mother birthy, Shannon, is your birthday, Have a.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Very happy mother.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You guys have made my day.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
It's Herman from Catalina. Iland. Just want to wish you
a happy mother birthday, Choca CHALKA Happy birthday, America.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Happy birthday America.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Be safe.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yes, I want to see all your fingers and toes
in here on Monday, and that goes for all of you,
all of you.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
All right, monks and Merril up next. We'll see you Monday.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Stay drive everybody, blessings.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
This is KFI.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
You've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
You can always hear us live on kf I AM
six forty nine am to noon every Monday through Friday,
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This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
A M. Six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
demand on the iHeartRadio app. All right, what else?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
You just take a picture of them?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
What else is going on?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Time four? What's happening? We start with just a lot
of people want to know what happened to that just happened?
This just in out of d C. The Great American
State Fair on the National Mall has had to close
because of because of what's that movie? Nell Dangerous heat
(00:37):
tie in a win Yes event, organizers announced that the
fair is going to close to the public and asking
people to leave the grounds. Temperatures reach into the triple
digits there in DC. They said they reopened later this
evening the five weather conditions permitting.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Right five pm. Yeah, one hundred and eight degrees.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
So Benjamin and Yahoo called on Trump today just to
say happy Birthday to America two hundred and fifty. There
is also a speech planned. President Trump is going to
go to Mount Rushmore. He's gonna deliver a speech today
and then tomorrow He's got a big, long speech. I
already told you that he's got a speech that he
has planned. He says, it's okay if it's one hundred
(01:21):
and seven, I'm gonna talk for a very long time.
I also have to throw this in there. President Trump
is the latest guest on story Time with the Second Lady,
where he sits down with Oosha Vance and discusses a
new book that was written by the White House Historical Association.
(01:42):
It's called Presidents at Play, Little Children's Book, and it
describes each of our presidents and the hobbies that they
had and things that they would do, some of them
around the White House, like Barack Obama playing basketball or
in this case, Gerald Ford swimming, or.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Bill Clinton doing in.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Let's play for President Jerald Ford. And that's right on
the side of the house. I don't get to use it.
I don't know if I look good in a bathing suit.
I haven't had a bathing suit in a long children.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I'm too busy. I never that may be nice. I'm
looking at these pictures of people swimming.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
What that's he goes, it's uh.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
If you're the Second Lady, you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
There's one about William Taft, who apparently was a huge
baseball fans, A big guy, also huge.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Others like President William Taft throw out the first pitch
of baseball. He was a large man, very large, and
he loved baseball games.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
I love the hot dogs.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
At the baseball Who doesn't.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
He was our heaviest president.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
And I have to be careful because I don't want
to supersede his record, and anything like that would be
possible if I allowed it to happen.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
For all of you out there watching, keep yourself in
good shape, right like you like you?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And he points to Usha Van, that's great Kennedy. Don't
forget Kennedy like to sail.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
And here's another John Kennedy. He was a great guy.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Women around the White House is.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
The second most good looking president, they say, oh.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
My gosh, the second most. Gary funny. He does like
to have a good time, doesn't he.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
He's funny. Yeah, he's funny.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Massive sewage spill in Laguna Beach has closed to Talia
Beach for the fourth of July. What do you want to.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Talk about diarrhea on my birthday?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Well, it's a sewage spill.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Gary, What do you think is going to happen when
you go swimming in that and you get a little well.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
You're not drinking the water. You shouldn't be drinking the water.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
But that's what's gonna happen.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Though.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You're gonna get a tense in your mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Jump start on your weight loss plan as you head
into summer, A.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Tiny little bit of mystery meat, and then.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Boom, we don't need to relive that.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I wasn't talking about you, Okay, I'm talking about other
people who get.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, I think we're out of time.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't know if that's the case.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Yes, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey, it's happening. Is it
happening right now?
Speaker 2 (04:04):
They keep showing shots.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, it's it's it's New York, right, it's a gonna
happen during John Show.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
I think I.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Mark Thompson's in where do you actually care?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I was just gonna say where you think John is?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You think John scored an invite?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I think his wife did? She chose the plus one?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Tavis? Is that what they're calling it? Tavis?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
No, whoever says those words should not be allowed. They
should not say things.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Let me check TMZ here for the latest. Ooh, here
comes the bride. They say she started officially started her
wedding day. She just got snapped heading out of her
NYC apartment. It's being reported Taylor arrived at Gigi Hadeed's pad.
They usually start their wedding day with their bridesmaids, so
it could be a sign that Gigi is in the
wedding party. Plus we know Tailor I went to Gigi's
(05:00):
earlier this week. The wheels literally are in motion, y'all.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
He was the second most good looking president. Did they say?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
They had their rehearsal dinner last night at the Garden
and they're headed back for their wedding bash. They've turned
MSG into Fort Knox with all the security. We don't
know what's going on. Maybe if they know exactly. There
was a report too that they're already married, which I
would be That's what I think should have happened, is
that they they got married, they had a nice intimate
(05:31):
ceremony alone without the craziness, and now they're just having
the party.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
That's what I would choose for them them. Donna, Donna, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
They got Donna at the airport yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
All right, swamp watch and don't forget our Nine News
Nuggets Birthday edition of the Nine News Nuggets. Really, when
we come back Gary and Shannon will continue.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 7 (05:57):
Shannon, it's your birthday. Have a happy mother birthday, Shannon,
is your birthday? Have a very happy mother for birthday?
Speaker 4 (06:09):
What up?
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Shannon is Herman from Catalina Island, just want to wish
you a happy mother birthday, Chaca chaka, Happy birthday America.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Herman. What a gift he is? What ams a gift?
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Somebody also had a suggestion for you. Let me make
sure I got the right one. Here you go.
Speaker 8 (06:34):
Thank morning, Gas, Shannon. My birthday gift to you is this.
If you go into your phone and open up your contacts,
open up let's say Gary, and you edit and you
add birthday, his birthday will reappear in your calendar year
after year bye in the contact.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah that makes sense. Okay, That's what I'll have to
do next time at someone's birthday is not to put
it in the calendar, put it in their.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Contact in the context. Ah, thank you for the tip.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
No, we know. All right.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
It's time for swamp watch, which.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Means I'm a Chu and Elia and when I'm not
kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops here we.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Got the real problem is that our leaders are done.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
The other side never quits.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
So what I'm not going anywhere so that.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
The squad I can imagine what can be and be
unburdened by what has been. You know, Americans have always
been gone with a president. But they're not stupid. A
political plunder is when a politician actually tells the truth.
Why have that people voted for You were not swamp watch,
They're all canonaed. Well, we were telling you about the
two hundred and fiftieth America to fifty event that is
going on on the Capitol Mall, the Great American State Fair.
(07:51):
They've actually had to shut it down because of the heat.
They're in Washington, DC. Event organizers announced that this fair
that it's located adjacent to the Salute to America celebration,
is going to be closing to the public for now.
They ask people to leave the grounds. The temperatures, they said,
got too hot triple digits there in DC. But they
did say they expect the fair to reopen at about
(08:14):
five o'clock tonight, d C. Time, of course, weather and
conditions permitting. It's been very very warm there We've talked
about that. It's warm. It's funny Outh the East Coast.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
We've had a lot of fairs in our history, our
personal history. Right used to go to the fair Insinoa times.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Yeah, fair.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
It was always one hundred and five degrees. It felt
like it was always really hot. Maybe not that hot.
But I've never heard of a fair shutting down. I
raised myself. The California State Fair and Sacramento hotter was
one and seven degrees on the ray freaking La County
Fair and Pomona has been one hundred and seven degrees.
I've never heard of a fair shutting down for heat. Yeah, Pansies,
(08:57):
a bunch of woosies. France, nothing more America, Francy to
go drown in a body of waters. Sorry, that was funny.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
That was a little bit funny. The Piro Technico fireworks
displayed tomorrow over Washington, d C. By the way, is
expected to be the largest in the world. They said.
The eight hundred and fifty thousand fireworks in that one
display will shatter a world record previously set by a
(09:30):
church in the Philippines from a decade ago. Said it's
going to be about forty minutes long and By the way,
they had announced that it's going to start very very
late d C. Time. It might not even start until
about eight thirty nine o'clock our time, which is when
a lot of our displays are going to take place
forty minutes. They said, it's going to launch from eight
(09:52):
different barges along the Potomac River and then two places
on land, the West Potomac Park and the Lincoln Memorial
Reflecting Pool. In all, eight hundred and fifty thousand fireworks
amounts to fifty eight thousand pounds of fireworks were transported
from the facility in Western Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
You forgot to bring the fireworks today. We were going
to set them off on the balcony.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You haven't opened your present yet. Seventy five people will
be working that show to bring this whole thing to life.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Wait, are there fireworks inside?
Speaker 8 (10:24):
No?
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Because I was like, well, we should do it now,
because they're only here till noon.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I know. That's also, why do you think I'd be
so stupid as to give you something combustible?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I thought that we had turned a corner. Frankly, in
what in trust? No, I thought that we turned a corner,
And you were like she's old enough to have fireworks
and set them off on the balcony today. In this
next commercial break.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
I'm not sure i'd give you one of those little
popper things that you wow for New Year's Eve. A
quick health note, because if you're keeping score at home,
Mitch McConnell is still a live but now the word
is that he probably had a heart attack. Mitch McConnell's
(11:10):
still in the hospital three weeks after he was admitted
after an undisclosed medical emergency, and as we've said, June
fourteenth was the day that he went in.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
My first thought when I looked in the mirror this
morning was God, I looked more like Mitch McConnell every
day with these bags under my eyes. And then I
was like, that's not nice. He's may not be with us.
He may not be with us any longer.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
No, he's still with us.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Do you think if he's not, they'd wait for the
holiday to be over before they told this.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I actually think that would be he if if he
died maybe yesterday, they would keep it until the fourth.
They wouldn't wait until after the holiday.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
They do it on the fourth.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Sure. I think there have been three presidents presidents who
died fourth really yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Well that's a fun story.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Brow is one of them.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
To stop it with this knowledge for you know this now,
let me ask you this. I was talking to my
mom today and she told me they're going to plan
on setting fireworks off the top of the Golden Gate
Bridge and the worry is that the clouds will mask
the fireworks, because you know San Francisco. And she said,
they've only done it. This is only the third time
they've done this fireworks off the top. And I said, well,
(12:21):
what are the other two times? Could you can name
those times?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Uh? The fiftieth anniversary of the bridge?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I mean, I don't know the answer.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Oh, but.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Gary sounds good to me.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I don't know. James Monroe, John Adams, and Thomas Jefferson.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
Wait, wait, that's interesting. All on the fourth of July
all died on the phone, and they're framers of the Constitution,
and Adams are on the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
And Adams and Jefferson died both in eighteen twenty six,
on the fourth of July. What James Munroe died eighteen
thirty one?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Was there some sort of salmonila happened?
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Cryptosporidia? Yeah, or also it was eighteen twenty six and
a flea bite could put you.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
That's what I'm saying. The news nuggets you need to know,
we say need loosely.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
Yeah, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from
KFI Am six forty.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
You just got a yellow card?
Speaker 1 (13:29):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
That means if you get another one, you're kicked out
of here?
Speaker 4 (13:32):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
What about if I do this? Oh, red card, red card?
I'll see you Tuesday.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
All right, Happy birthday?
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
You're unwrapping the present my wife and I gave it.
Gave you which one is that? Oh? So this is funny.
This is a new thing that I've never seen before.
It's a butt sweat cover for your seat after you
go running.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Is it big enough? Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:01):
First of all, you don't put it on your box.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
You put it on the couch or something. Okay, because
after I've been I've been doing this recently, especially in
the hot summer, Like I'll go sweat a lot on
the couch and watch some television, eat some food, and
I gotta lay down a towel because my ass is
so sweaty.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
You might hit the showers real quick. Just but that
one is.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
It actually hangs over the headrest on your car.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, that's perfect. And then perfect, but I'm gonna put
it on the couch. I'm gonna put this on the couch.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Okay, using it wrong, but you use it how you
want because it's yours.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Oh that's very cool. Thank you guys.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Yes, how did you know?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
This is like a recent problem that I have with
the amount of sweat that goes on and I don't
want to dirty the furniture with my my ass sweat.
So I appreciate that you saw that as an issue
because it is. You're we're on the air. Huh we
still are?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah intentionally.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Wow, that's very cool. It's a Dylan Panther sweatshirt.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yes, Friday Night Lights.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yes, very cool.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
There was a decision I had to make. You're gonna
go old school Dylan Panthers or you're gonna go it's
so cool East Dylan. Was it Lions? Yes, the second
team that a coach wait to.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Wear this during the season. I mean I got a
deep cut. I love that. That's really cool. Thank you
very much.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
All Right, it's time for our honorable mention.
Speaker 6 (15:34):
Honorable mention not serving with you, Great Honorable Moses.
Speaker 7 (15:47):
So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member
of honorable Mention.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
So have you heard of Merlin the Duck? No, Merlin
the Duck is a massive, massive fan of Team Mexico
and the World Cup. Okay, social media giant. Is Merlin
the Duck? They wanted him to go to the match
recently that Mexico played.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Is he a real duck?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
The real duck?
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
An actual duck? Okay, no kidden duck. He was granted
access to the Azteca Stadium grounds to film a segment
with Televisa, which is one of their large television networks
there under strict security protocols. He was in a transport
crate because that's what ducks have to be, accompanied by
the owner, Carla and her son Christian. Curious fans gathered around.
(16:36):
They had heard all about this Mexico flag wearing duck
Merlin and how he was a huge supporter of teammate Eco.
But FIFA talk about fun sponges. Regulations pro hit animals
from entering venues in order to self guard safeguard the
well being of fans. A FIFA tournament's folksperson confirmed Merlin
(17:02):
was permitted to enter the perimeter around Esteca but not
into the stadium, and then refused to answer any further
questions from the media.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
His mother, Carla sells the water in the soft drinks
outside the stadium. She said, he's the baby, the sole
heir to all my possessions, and now an idol. Here's
number nine at number nine.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I did ninth place.
Speaker 8 (17:29):
If the CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis partners,
thirty too, and.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
I speak nine languages actual nine. Basically everybody at table nine.
I'll be all ready to go into the nine and niner?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Did I catch a niner in there where you're calling from?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Alwakee Talks?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Ps, you were right. It was the fiftieth anniversary of
the Golden gate Bridge in nineteen eighty seven it was
one of the fireworks, and then twenty twelve, for some reason.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Seventy fifth anniversary of the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, yeah, kit chum, All right, we celebrated International Asteroid Day,
did we not? We sure did. There is a unique
study published today in Nature Physics if you haven't picked
up your journal yet, and it says that, yeah, we
can fight a huge asteroid that could wipe us out.
We could fight it with a nuke, a nuclear warhead.
(18:19):
What could possibly go wrong?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
I want to know. I want to know who's involved
with these studies and tests and theories, because we won't
know until it's too late. Here's number eight. A child
is bold every eight second listening to eight different bosses
drawn on about mission statements. Okay, first of all, that
(18:52):
town name Fano to Sasa, Florida. Never heard of it,
Fano Sasa.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's a Greek name, is it not?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
It's gotta be. Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office arrested a man
this week after he attempted to pull over an undercover aram.
According to the Sheriff's office, black Chevy suburban appears to
attempt to a traffic stop by activating blue and red
emergency lights. You can't have that unless you're a cop
following under one of their undercover vehicles on Highway three
(19:20):
oh one north of Fano Tasasa.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
The name originates from the Seminole Creek language, combining the
words thanato, which means flint, in Sasa, which means is
there or place of.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
That makes sense. Deputies in turn conducted a traffic stop
on the fake cop and they approached the side of
the vehicle and asked the guy who's in the driver's seat,
what are you doing today? They said they recovered the
illegal emergency lights set up in the vehicle, as well
as two foot emergency light bar and a gun that
the guy has.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
I cannot still get over lapd Chief Jim McDonald what
he said to me when he came in here last
when he chatted with us, and I said, hey, I
got pulled over, And he didn't miss a beat and said,
did you let the cop go with a warning?
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
We're seven days would government seven years of college?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Don't to drain seven. Sometimes we don't like in other
people what we don't like in ourselves.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
That's a good point.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
And there was a homeless man in Vietnam who uh
slashed a Vietnamese office worker with a box cutter in Bangkok.
Why in Bangkok? This is in Vietnam. No, it was
a Vietnamese office worker, but in Bangkok, Okay. Apparently the
(20:48):
officers who finally tracked him down using CCTV says he
admitted attacking the woman because he does not like overweight people.
Now he himself is an overweight man.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
That's too bad.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
So sometimes we need to look.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Inward before we can look outward. Sure number seven six
six second six, you can six number six. There's six
more weeks of water.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
Why do you picture of me or rabbi and six
drunken longshore?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Why we just dick you in a nursing home closer
to us.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
I don't have to stake drink another six pack. Number.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
I don't know how to say his name. I'll say Cain,
Noah Kin, Noah cahan Uh. The singer he has baked
fans coming to his show, not to do something that
he fears may go viral, may become a trend more
than all the miles. Goodbye.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
You must have had yourself change.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Men with feelings because you gotta love it. Someone's gotta
love it right.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
There have been debates about this practice of concert goers
wearing diapers in a bid to avoid losing their spot
in the crowd.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I heard about this yesterday from Chris Merrill that this
is also something that goes on in casinos with the
older crowd, where they don't want to lose their spot
at the pigou table.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Or whatever.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Look at slot They'll just let it go in their pants. Yeah.
The video that went viral showed the obscene aftermath after
a fan seemingly defecated on the floor near the front
or the front of his recent performance in Philadelphia. He
wrote on Twitter X if you have to poop at
(22:34):
a show, please, Dear God, just go to the bathroom. Lmao.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
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LA Sports, and tonight the back to back world champ
Dodgers take on the Padres first pitches at seven. Listen
on AM five to seven e LA Sports. Stream it
on the iHeartRadio app live from the galpin Ford Broadcast booth.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Coming out or Nuggets.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
In the midst of our nine news Nuggets you need
to know? Why not pick up with number I've.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
I have five rules minutes.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
This is the year five point five.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay, all right, this has gotten out to control. People
are now dying pigeons blue for gender reveal parties. People
should be arrested and their pigeons and they're pigeons.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (23:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
I was saying it is a throwaway, like it's just
a pigeon. I mean, I know people are like, I
don't do the birds, but.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
What do you think. You're the parakeet of humans. You're
probably means well, if we were to translate us into birds,
you and I would probably be pigeons, pretty common.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I'm probably the vulture that's eating the squirrel that just
got hit by a prius. I got real specific number.
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Four or minute's probably on his fourth tranquilizer by commandment
number four.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
This isn't the same world he left four years ago.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Well.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
In other bird news, a man has been arrested for
using a seagull as a weapon.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
Yeah a guy. In Scotland, police were called at Queen's
Park Place near Station Square after members of the public
saw a guy grabbed two seagulls from the street and
then use one to swing around and attack a member
of the public.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
I like that that you do.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
I can get on forward with Here's number three. Three
shall be the number that count and the number of
the counting shall be three players dead within three hours.
Speaker 8 (24:38):
Three security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
All three of the three. I got all three of
you guys for the rest of your naturally born live.
After that three days they both start to stink.
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Three.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
This is the resourcefulness that just reeks of America, doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Specifically Florida, Yes, very American. A Florida man had been
arrested for dui deputy so him driving a tractor to
the scene of his earlier pickup crash in Nassau County.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Crash his truck and uh, he wanted it. He still
wanted the truck, so he went and got his tractor
to tow the to tow it out of the ditch.
The truck Martha, Martha, I did it again.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Martha put the truck in the in the ditch. I'm
gonna go get it.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I like her name is Martha, like a founding member.
They discovered a fifteen pack of cold beer inside the
crash truck. By the way, it was still cold.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It used to be a thirty pack.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
It was still cold.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Yeah, it was just a fifteen pack.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Yeah, they did. Why find multiple wyn?
Speaker 4 (25:40):
You know why?
Speaker 6 (25:41):
You know why?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
I drank twenty five of them?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Number two?
Speaker 8 (25:49):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Drug person?
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Speaking of Florida, a woman had her driveway ripped up
and taken away as part of a scam carried out
by our our friendly Nigerian prince. Louz Linzi came home
to her home in Sandford, Florida, about thirty miles north
of Orlando, and found a mountain of rubble where her
driveway once was. Police said someone claiming to be from
(26:20):
a real estate company had hired a contractor to update
the driveway, but the contractor abruptly stopped working on the
driveway when the fifteen thousand dollars check bounced. They eventually
traced the check back to somebody from Nigeria. Authority said
the contractor did not meet with the client, didn't actually
(26:41):
file a permit to do the work on the driveway,
so she's now out one drive.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I love a pretty girl in a mugshot, and that's
what we have at number one.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Weird, number one, number one, we're number one, ben.
Speaker 7 (26:54):
I decided to look out for number one.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Are you the number one rule?
Speaker 5 (26:58):
Number one?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Number one?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
There?
Speaker 1 (27:00):
While there late in my reporting career, when I've got
to cover Lindsay Lohan going through all her court escapades,
and one of her issues was she got caught with
cocaine and a little baggy in her jeans after a
traffic stop, and she said, that's not my cocaine. Okay,
I get it. Girls share pants. I mean, there've been
movies about girls sharing pants. But you don't share your ass,
(27:23):
do ye?
Speaker 8 (27:24):
What?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
A woman in Florida denied ownership of the bag of
cocaine that fell out of her butt while being booked
into custody. She said, it's not mine. That one is
a hard one to believe. Uh, you ever put cocaine
in your butt? Let me think now, Because I've watched euphoria,
(27:48):
I know that not all drugs in your system are
your drugs. Sometimes you're running those drugs.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Oh okay, But I feel like the charge.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
For running drugs is worse than the charge for having
personal cocaine in your butt.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
Right, I don't know, question mark, I don't.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
I do not know.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
The explanation that it wasn't her drugs did not prevent
them from charging her with the crime and introducing contraband
into a correctional fatholity, which is a felony. She was
eventually released from custody, as was the cocaine. By the way,
she was arrested a few years ago after a cop
pulled over her speeding Nissan detected several indicators of intoxication.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
We don't need to go through her entire life history. Well,
I'm just just caught with cocaine in her ass. Let's
give her a little dignity on our way out.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
Okay, it's your birthday.
Speaker 7 (28:49):
Have a happy mother birthy, Shannon, is your birthday, Have a.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
Very happy mother.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
You guys have made my day.
Speaker 7 (29:00):
It's Herman from Catalina. Iland. Just want to wish you
a happy mother birthday, Choca CHALKA Happy birthday, America.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Happy birthday America.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Be safe.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Yes, I want to see all your fingers and toes
in here on Monday, and that goes for all of you,
all of you.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
All right, monks and Merril up next. We'll see you Monday.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Stay drive everybody, blessings.
Speaker 5 (29:26):
This is KFI.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
You've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
You can always hear us live on kf I AM
six forty nine am to noon every Monday through Friday,
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