July 10, 2026 • 30 mins
HOUR 3 (07/10) - Gary & Shannon cover today's biggest stories during #WhatsHappening, including the growing race to replace Graham Platner in Maine, fallout from the contentious Boyle Heights town hall, tonight's planned SpaceX Falcon 9 launch, Huntington Beach's "End of Summer Party," and the mysterious spread of the Cyclospora parasite.
During #SwampWatch, they discuss Platner's looming resignation deadline, newly released video involving Mitch McConnell following last month's medical emergency, and newly released Pentagon files related to UFOs.
The week wraps up with #NNNYNTK (Nine News Nuggets You Need To Know) featuring Berlin drug dealers mailing free samples, a DoorDash driver's shocking encounter with an indecent customer, a robber whose own truck was stolen mid-crime, and other bizarre stories you probably missed.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon, and you're listening to KFI
AM six forty the Gary and Shannon Show on demand
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Friday. It's July tenth. I realize as I say that
it's someone's birthday that I know, and I can't figure who.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I haven't eaten fast food at least twice a day
for the past forty five years. I consider myself an
expert on fast food, French fries, and quite honestly, Burger King,
Oh makes a mean French fries.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Really, that's what I haven't heard.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You know what, I don't even I can't even pull
that up in my taste memory. I don't remember the
last time I had French fries from Burger King. I
remember a whopper. I remember that tastes like.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Sure, I'm sure you had French fries with it. I
don't be almost criminal not to Hey, guys, are tots
considered French?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
No, don't be ridiculous, let's discuss that, because there's nothing
to discuss. It's a firm no.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
His interesting. We talked about off the air breakfast potatoes.
You wouldn't eat French fries for breakfast, but you would
eat hash browns or home fries or you know, something
like that part of a scramble. But I agree with you.
I do not think tater tous it's a different because
the ones that sonic are really good. Everything else that
(01:19):
Sonic sucks.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But yeah, I'm not gonna go somewhere specifically for tato.
I don't know, I don't mean to remember. You remember
the total hot hater.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You remember Taco Time up in the Northwest Pacific. Absolutely
everybody loves Taco Time. They used to serve Mexi tots,
Mexi fried Mexi fries. Yeah, they were just covered with stuff, right, No, No,
they were just they were just kind of lightly Mexi seasoned. Really.
I don't think they call them Mexi fries anymore though,
because that was somehow offensive to some cultural appropriation. Not
(01:52):
the Taco Time the rest, but the Mexi fries were.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Uh that's fry man, five guys, those Cajun fries.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
That sounds good.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Those things are to die for. Chris call him from
hunting to thanks, Chris peaks Happy birthday. The it's his birthday. No,
but I just said, why did you say that? Well, again,
there's somebody at July tenth.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Ten Champo's birthday.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I don't like it might be my brother in law's birthday,
and I'm going to see him tomorrow, so I should
know that.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Why you just shoot him a text to cover the bases.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
They can just say that it's in May. His birthdays
in May. We've already celebrated his birthday. Weird.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, it's your niece's birthday, isn't that why you're going
to a birthday party? I think it's their anniversary. How
do you remember somebody else's anniversary, sister's anniversary. It's a
hard lift to remember your own. That's what it is,
your sister's anniversary.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, so I'll see them tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Well that's nice. You could send a text today, that
would be very nice.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That'd be awkward, Like you said, if it's do you
remember your brother's anniversary? Which one the scene? Now, that's
what I'm just kidding. He was only married with What
else is going on? I think what's happening. We'll talk
a little bit more about this. We get to swamp
Watch because it is very swampy. But Democrats who are
(03:21):
vying to replace Graham Plattner as the Democratic candidate for
Senate in Maine are quickly gathering steam. We have heard
that he is going to officially file paperwork on Monday
to drop out of that race. He's got to do
it by then if in fact Democrats are going to
be able to replace him.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
On the lt TO got to Boyle Heightstown Hall erupted
on Karen Bass last night. We played it for you
at the top of the show. People there who have
lived in this awful environment for days now after this
warehouse burned up, leaving hundreds of pounds of rotting food.
The company's not doing a great job of clearing this
(03:58):
all out. Certainly not a time fashion. This thing went
up in June seventeenth. It's July tenth, the heat of
the summer, and this food is just rotting.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
As you can imagine. It's awful to live nearby from them.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
From the kickoff, she was booed.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Everyone. And you want to know the number.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
One that's not going to do it like you said,
the number one way to piss off people who already
pissed off, treat them like five year olds.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Want to say.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
If you run to listen clap once. Where in the
world would she have ever thought that was a good
way to get the attention of the audience. That blew
me away.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
That would piss me off. As a kindergartener.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I could see that. I could see five year old you.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
We will get into.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Doing your teacher after Yeah, totally coming up next as
well with the Platinir stuff. We'll get into the Pentagon stuff.
New batch of UFO files released today.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
SpaceX tarting targeting and launch again tonight for Starlink satellites.
This is always fun to watch. They said. The window
is between seven o'clock and eleven o'clock tonight for another
Starlink sorry, another Falcon nine rocket that's carrying Starlink satellites
to lift off. That would be fun. I I may
(05:30):
be sitting on a porch where I can see that.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Well, that sounds wonderful.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's about to get real East Germany down in Orange
County after what happened in Newport on the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, Huntington is now suggesting that they are catching wind
of some plans, potentially for an end of summer party,
and Huntington Beach does not play around. Dear Beach Bash organizers,
thanks for the flyer. We've seen it too. We have
no intention of allowing that to happen here.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Oh yeah, good luck.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
They'll put the police officers on horseback two days before
the event just to get ready. Let's see here, we've
got a problem, guys, with this cyclosporiasis, the diarrhea. More
than two thousand Americans have been sickened by this microscopic
parasite that contaminates fresh produce, can cause days of diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
It's a huge.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Outbreak, and they say that they don't know a lot
of what causes it because there's a lag between when
people consume the parasite and when symptoms appear. So people
who are infected are having hard time remembering what they ate,
and so the authorities are having a hard time pinpointing
the problem. They have not yet identified a specific produce grower,
(06:52):
a supplier, even a type of produce responsible.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Just swear off of fruits and vegetables for a while. No, no,
do not do that. That would be bad.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Whatever you want, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
So the reason they say to definitely wash your berries
wash well day. You know, the new Louis c. K
Special does a whole bit on balls that I feel
like is vindication for me for you?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, I was mentioning earlier.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All my questions about them balls because I don't have them.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I get a hard time from people about we care
about people's balls.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Because I'm curious because I don't have them. And Louis
c k does this whole bit about them that kind of.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Clears a lot of it up. Tickle your lizard brain.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Well, it's putting a lot of things to bed.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You know, you live with a man who has them.
You could ask him.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I don't bother him with my ridiculous questions.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm glad you bring him.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I'd like to stay in the relationship.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You know why tomorrow is the Los Angeles French Fry
Festival because today is National French Fry Day. I did
not realize.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Oh my god, how did we not know that? Matt
put this on the calendar for next year? We're going
to do a whole thing. Done. Deal.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I'll uh, I'll get all the frozen French fries and
I'll bake them.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I'm not going to make them.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
There's an oven upstairs, you can. We can do it here.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Oh we can. Where's the oven upstairs? How did I
know over there?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And around the corner.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh, I'm gonna go there, kitchen.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Why are you going to go up there?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Right now, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand
from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
It's Gary and Shannon Show tonight. By the way, Dodgers
take on the Diamondbacks first game of the weekend series.
First pitch, I had seven listen on AM five seven
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(09:07):
and final Well, it's time for swamp watch.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar,
and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Here we got the real problem is that our leaders
are done.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The other side never quits what what, I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So now you train the squat, I can imagine what
can be and be unburdened by what has been. You know,
Americans have always been gone with a president, but they're
not stupid. A political flunder is when a politician actually
tells the truth. Why have the people voted for you
were not swamp watch. They're all counona. So Democrats who
are trying to replace Graham Platner as the Democrat candidate
(09:49):
for Senate in Maine now have less than three weeks
to make their case. The sprint comes because on Monday
he has announced that he's going to or at least
he's told people within his campaign he's going to file
the paperwork to officially drop out of the race. That
opens the door for the Democratic Party in Maine to
come up with a candidate before the twenty seventh. How
(10:12):
they do that still not yet clear. Do they have
delegates to it, Do they have a small group of
people at the top of the party do it? Do
they reopen and do a full sort of primary truncated
if you will.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You know, there's been a lot made, a lot of
haymade over his parting words, his step down video. How
they told him he should talk about gratitude to strike
a conciliatory tone in his announcement. His advisors pleaded with him,
to which I kind of say, why what does it matter?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
What is he trying to save? Yeah, his image is gone,
it's all done.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I mean, if you want to just give a big
middle finger and say I got railroaded, I got screwed.
Why don't you just do that? I mean, what are
you preserving at this point? A future in what well?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And I wonder if if it was the party trying
to smooth over.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Definitely the party trying to smooth it over, like he's
not a total monster. Look at him and his goodbye video,
because that must be it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I wonder if there are people in Maine who say, well,
if the Democratic Party is going to put this guy
up as their main guy, I don't want to have
anything to do with.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Them, right right, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Some new video shows Senator Mitch McConnell's body, we think,
being taken out of his house. I mean, this video
that was obtained by CNN shows first responders wheeling somebody
into an ambulance outside of a hill near Capitol home.
Of course, it's listed as Mitch McConnell's home, so we
assume that's what it was. Back on June fourteenth, we
(11:42):
indicated that or the nine to one one call indicated
that somebody at the scene was unconscious. Another nine to
one one call said someone was in cardiac arrest, and
Mitch McConnell's office has said yes, he's in the hospital.
We've had several people say that they've spoken to Mitch McConnell,
at some times as much as twenty minutes in length.
(12:02):
They've held phone conversations with the guy. But we don't
know where he is and we don't know if he's alive.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
This morning, the Pentagon released a new batch of files
related to UFOs. That's right, including one report from a
military aviator who said a mysterious object was unlike anything
I had seen in twenty eight years of service. The
(12:31):
release today includes a total of forty files, fourteen documents
in nineteen videos, four audio files, and three images. And
they come from everywhere the Pentagon, NASA, CIA, FBI, Energy Department.
You can check them out. They're on the UFO website
connected to the Pentagon that houses the material that's been
released under the executive order that Trump signed earlier this year.
(12:55):
They say that this release today is similar to pass releases,
mostly of unreject acted historical documents and videos. Other files
detail more recent events, but the one that the aviator found,
it's from the Energy Department. An intrusion by an unidentified
(13:16):
object into the airspace over a nuclear weapons facility known
as PANTECHS. This is near Amarillo, Texas, and it happened
in September of twenty fifteen. The document includes the account
of two officers who chased the object as a nuclear
facility was placed on lockdown. They were unable to catch
(13:36):
up to the object, but they stopped their vehicle and
got out. Once outside, they noted that the object did
not make any sound. Furthermore, the officer stated that they
were unable to identify any type of propulsion system on
the object. While using binoculars to assess the object, they
(13:59):
viewed it for about one into two minutes, and then
the object continued north off site.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
How do you explain that?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's how I explain it. I don't know. How did
they explain it?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
They couldn't.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That makes me more scared.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Okay, we've got the nuggets to make you feel better
about society and will not happen.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
That will not happen with these nuggets.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
No, but we've got a zebra, We've got an emu,
we've got an alpacket, we've got cannibalism. We've got genitals
in the wild and in the wind. Something for everybody.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Morning Gary, Good morning, Shannon, Shannon. Hi. Hi, this is
Mark from Los Angeles. You mentioned a couple of weeks
ago a book called Yesteryear, and from the couple of
sentences as you said, I got it and I'm in
like chapter twenty something loving it so far, but they
haven't had the big reveal yet of what's going on.
(15:11):
Have you passed it now? Are you loving it? Tell
me about it? Bye, guys, Love you guys.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I started it and was feeling suffocated from having all
them kids and no electricity and having to make the
home and all of that. It was exhausting listening to it. Well,
first of all, the woman is super unlikable. Who is
the If you don't know the gist of it, it
(15:37):
is a woman who's one of these trad wife influencers,
has a bunch of money, but lives on like a
comfortable farm that they've like retrofitted into make it look
like it's like it's a farm, but it's really sta
It's an Instagram farm perfectly put. Yeah, but then she
wakes up and she's actually living the lifestyle of in
(15:59):
a farm eighteen hundred's with all these kids that she
actually has to take care of, doesn't have the nannies,
doesn't have the automatic cow milker, you know, all the
things that she has paid for to show off this
trad wife life on Instagram. And I'm making my way
through it. I know that she's probably gonna end up
being a likable character after actually having to do the work.
(16:21):
I'm assuming that's where the book is headed, but I
haven't gotten that much into it.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
I am listening. I'm reading.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
The Calamity Club and I'm listening to Culpability, which is
about AI. There's calling it very in the moment meeting
the moment. Book about this family that's in a driver
assisted AI assisted vehicle when they get in a collision.
It's about how AI shapes our lives and the culpability
of AI behind decisions that are made or not made
(16:50):
by us, and things like that.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
So you're not reading like World War two.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
No baseball, No, I'm sorry, Jack, Sure no, But that
was a man who's reading Yesteryear.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I'll point out that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I will read it when my wife is done with it.
She's reading it right now, it's time for our nine
news nuggets. You need to know. These are the stories
that fell through the cracks. I mean, we were so
busy with other stuff we're talking about, well, like hot
dogs and well, here's our Honorable Mention, Honorable Mention serving with.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
You, great and honorable mode is.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
So today we're holding auditions to become the nearest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
The drug dealer in my town was nicknamed Pooky, and
Pookie would always tell you that the first one was free.
That way he could hook you on whatever the sauce was.
And in Berlin they're following Pooky's lead. Did you really
know the drug deal come seriously?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Drug Tayler was one of my best friends.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Of course. It turns out that Berlin's drug dealers have
upgraded their customer acquisition strategy. Instead of doing like lamp
post stickers with QR codes or something like that, they've
taken the next step just put a sample of your
drug in someone's mailbox.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh that's a great idea. It's like a circular but drugs. Yeah,
what kind of drugs are we talking about? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Cocaine, Oh, listen to you, A little violent cocaine a
little butt of weed, maybe some ketamine, a little hasheesh,
maybe just a Rando yellow pill. Everybody knows those are four,
number nine, number nine. I did ninth places.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
If a cock's dirty, nine times out of tennis partners
dirty two can I speak nine languages?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Drink basically everybody at table nning? I'd feel ready to
go another.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Nine and niner?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Did I get you a niner?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
In there where you're calling from alwalkie talkie.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
A man has been as did after he exposed himself
to a door dash delivery driver.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Now, I think this happens quite a bit. I would
wager a guess that three out.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Of ten times a door dash driver will be leaving
the food off at the door and somebody answers the
door or knows that they're there and opens the door,
sands pants.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Or shirt or what have you.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I bet it happens all the time, because if you're
at home and you live in a naked house, one
of the things you don't want to do is put
on close and go out and get food.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Right, That's why you order the door dash.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
So you're sitting there nude, and you know the doorbell
rings or you get the alert on your phone that
your DoorDash driver's close, and you're like, let me go
to the front door.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I had a delivery job at one point, were you
nude Handton restaurant downtown Pelma. I was delivering their food.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
That's right, the Chinese food restaurant you'll listen worked for
I did.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I love that part about you?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, I think that's my favorite job right there, with
the Christmas tree farm yep, and the kennel job.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
The councel. You know, you're like Ryan Seacrest, you do
not turn away hard work.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
But there were many times when people would answer the
door without a shirt. Dudes would answer the door without
a shirt on, and women they're also they're also pretty
high most of the time if they didn't have shirts on,
they're pretty high because they're ordering Chinese food.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Did you get did you ever get propositioned?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Like that movie Lover Boy with Patrick Dempsey, Allegedly there.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Was the guy that was also delivering. He and I
were switching off. He trained me. He would tell me
there were certain houses that would order once or twice
a week, and that they would the women there would
answer the door with the bathrobboll see and he was
all of nineteen years old, so he claimed that it
was something.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Oh yeah, he was getting in there.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Did they have a specific order they would make so
that you knew they wanted the sexy time, Like if
it was the mooshoe pork, you knew that there was
you know, hot in other pork at pleasure.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Was always hot, So hot sor soup? That was the indicator.
What are you eight got? How about eight?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
We just eight nice in the mon.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
We only got eight words for smooke.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
No it oh no, people are gonna lose their minds
that you playing a new nugget like that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Well we just gotta we gotta work them in. The
old one is out for repairs.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
A man was in the middle of robbing a Verizon
store in Maryland when his truck was stolen.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oops. The police officer said, well sorry sir, that's karma.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah. He went and he found a police officer outside
of seven eleven. He's like, someone jacked my truck. I
was at McDonald's and they're like, were you or were
you robbing that store?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Here's number seven. The seventh son of the seventh son
was seventh days would have gone on a secter.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Seventh seven eight seven years.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Seven seven days.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Here's another very simple explanation for when things go wrong.
Palm Harbor, Florida woman arrested after she was accused accused
of threatening to kill a man via text message.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Where's the crime here?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
She wrote quote, I will kill you. I have a
gun and a bullet with your name on it.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Oh, come on.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
When confronted about the texts, the woman said, that's just
what girls do.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I threatened so many different crimes via text, I can't
even keep track, But.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Is murder one of them?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh, here's number six. I got six, You.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Got six, She got six, number six.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
There's six more weeks of later. What do you have
a picture of me?
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Or Rabbi and six?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Drunken longshomy would just dig her in a nursing home
closer to I don't have to take that drink another
six pack.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Well, you've ever been to West Omaha.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I've been to East Omaha.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Somewhere in rural America.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
They confiscated the Humane Society there in Nebraska confiscated dozens
of animals, including a zebra, from this West Omaha home.
About sixty animals were confiscated from deplorable conditions to which
I say, if you have sixty animals, how do you
not have deplorable conditions?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I mean, unless you have enough space.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
But even then, even then, cats, dogs, chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, ponies, goats, donkeys,
even in emu alpacas and a zebra.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
That sounds like fun though doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
No, sounds like a petting zoo gone bad, Poor Noah.
More of our nine news nuggets you need to know
After the.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Break, you could get an outpaka.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Are nine news nuggets you need to know in a moment.
But first, tonight, the Dodgers take on the Diamondbacks. First pitch,
seven am, seven pm. That is on AM five seventy.
I like sports, of course, stock up for your Memorial
Day barbecue with packs of Hoffee Premium beef francs. No,
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Speaker 4 (24:10):
Wow, that seems to be something you would do.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It's what it says.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But you could still get hot dogs like you would
go out and bacon wrapped hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
You would go out this weekend and stalk up for
next Memorial day.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
No, what I'm doing is I'm still eating the hot
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That is good.
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Here's number five park five.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
I have five rus begin five.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Five little mone this is the year five point five.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Five would be a favorite.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
When I was in college, I've lived with four other
girls in a in a house, and I think that
we all went through wanting to do this to each
other at various times. Japanese police have arrested a woman
near Tokyo for allegedly sewing shut the lips of her roommate.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Apparently, the woman is forty two.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
The victim, she escaped the house, rushed to a nearby
shop and held up a piece of paper that says,
please help me.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
You're right, it does sound like a horror movie, the
injured woman told police, quote, the suspect became angry over
a trouble, and my lips were sewed.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
How does that happen?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Like?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
How do you not wake up? Or how do you
allow that to happen?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, number four, number four, poor minute is probably on
his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Commandment number four, This isn't the same world you left
four years ago. Deputy Sate a parent twin brothers completed
a pre trial diversion program. They were caught allowing r
vs to dump raw sewage on their property near the
Ever Delight. It's I guess you got to charge people
(26:04):
to dump their tanks.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
This is a world I know nothing about, and I
am very thankful I don't ps. Did you know Leslie
saleswoman Leslie upstairs has a twin.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
What?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, I learned that today.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
How and they're like exactly the same apparently connaways going
on a cruise with them.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Here's number three. I three shall be.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Three were dead within three hours three unty clearance level three.
All three of the three.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I got all three of you guys, and the rest
of your nast be born live.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
After that three days they both start to stink three well,
good news, bad news. University of Warst Law and Charles
University in Prague have used mathematical models to show that
long term practice of cannibalism can lead to population collapse.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Quick question, Yeah, how did they find people that have
engaged in a long term practice of cannibalism?
Speaker 5 (27:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
No, no, no, this was a computer. This was a
computer simulation. From a caloric perspective, a person turns out
to be a pretty average meal. But the risk of
infection is the problem. You're gonna get sick eaten other
people and that's going to lead to population decline, not
the fact that you're eating other people.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Awful.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Here's number two. What's going on?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
You?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Two?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Two fingers one two? There are two people in there's
two sons and no women. Jesus strong number two on
this one.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
This is awful.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Coral Springs man is accused of choking his ex girlfriend
and then later dumping a bunch of stuff on her
out of a backpack they were. Police described infidelity concerns
that this gentleman had with his beautiful, full girlfriend. Suspect
case a twenty year old. Officers received the crime tip
(28:06):
from a relative of the victim.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I knew a girl in high school that found out
this guy was cheating on her, and she went to
his home, his family's home, and she crapped on the driveway.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
This is similar, very similar. In this case, he supposedly
dumped feces, urine and other substances from his backpack onto
his other substance cheating girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I don't understand where people feel that reflex, Like they
cheated on me, I will take a poop on them.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
How does that work? Does that make sense to you
in any way?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I don't know. I'm trying to think of, like if
do animals do that?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Do animals do that? I guess that's my question, Like
is there something in our lizard brain that goes back
to the dawn of time?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
And my side is the yeah, was human fecal matter? Right?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
See, it's the thing.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
It happens.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Here's number one, weird, number one, number one. We're number one.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Then I decided to look out for number one?
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Are you the nine one? Number one? Number one?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Number one? A man from Indiana has been charged with
a felony and I don't know why. I mean, hasn't
he suffered enough? This guy cut off his own genitals
and then use them to start a fire.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
He doused his penis with gasoline and lit it on
fire in the garage of his mom's house. What do
you think life was like? Growing up there for him
with mom.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Let's dig into that relationship. I'd like to read that
book thirty six years old. He's charged with arson. That
sucks because it's perfectly legal, apparently to cut off your
own Johnson. But you can't can set it on fire.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Set it on fire. But you've got to, you.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Know, you've got to contain the fire.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
I'd they put it in like a waste basket or
even like a fire pit on the beach.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
The stove, the stove.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Out, the oven.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I mean, all these things are containers.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
The fireplace.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
What at the fireplace?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Throw another log in.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
There's a great note to end the week on.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
We'll fix it, end it on something better.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I have nothing better exactly.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
The bar is very low.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Monks and merrill up next.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I'm sure you have
something better than that.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
You hurt yourself by it.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Did hurt myself with that.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
So I'll just let that sit and that will make
me happy.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
People.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
We'll see you Monday. Stay drive everybody, blessings. This is
you've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
Friday. It's July tenth. I realize as I say that
it's someone's birthday that I know, and I can't figure who.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
I haven't eaten fast food at least twice a day
for the past forty five years. I consider myself an
expert on fast food, French fries, and quite honestly, Burger King,
Oh makes a mean French fries.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Really, that's what I haven't heard.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You know what, I don't even I can't even pull
that up in my taste memory. I don't remember the
last time I had French fries from Burger King. I
remember a whopper. I remember that tastes like.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Sure, I'm sure you had French fries with it. I
don't be almost criminal not to Hey, guys, are tots
considered French?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
No, don't be ridiculous, let's discuss that, because there's nothing
to discuss. It's a firm no.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
His interesting. We talked about off the air breakfast potatoes.
You wouldn't eat French fries for breakfast, but you would
eat hash browns or home fries or you know, something
like that part of a scramble. But I agree with you.
I do not think tater tous it's a different because
the ones that sonic are really good. Everything else that
(01:19):
Sonic sucks.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
But yeah, I'm not gonna go somewhere specifically for tato.
I don't know, I don't mean to remember. You remember
the total hot hater.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
You remember Taco Time up in the Northwest Pacific. Absolutely
everybody loves Taco Time. They used to serve Mexi tots,
Mexi fried Mexi fries. Yeah, they were just covered with stuff, right, No, No,
they were just they were just kind of lightly Mexi seasoned. Really.
I don't think they call them Mexi fries anymore though,
because that was somehow offensive to some cultural appropriation. Not
(01:52):
the Taco Time the rest, but the Mexi fries were.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Uh that's fry man, five guys, those Cajun fries.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Let's go.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
That sounds good.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Those things are to die for. Chris call him from
hunting to thanks, Chris peaks Happy birthday. The it's his birthday. No,
but I just said, why did you say that? Well, again,
there's somebody at July tenth.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Ten Champo's birthday.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I don't like it might be my brother in law's birthday,
and I'm going to see him tomorrow, so I should
know that.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Why you just shoot him a text to cover the bases.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
They can just say that it's in May. His birthdays
in May. We've already celebrated his birthday. Weird.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Well, it's your niece's birthday, isn't that why you're going
to a birthday party? I think it's their anniversary. How
do you remember somebody else's anniversary, sister's anniversary. It's a
hard lift to remember your own. That's what it is,
your sister's anniversary.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Yeah, so I'll see them tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Well that's nice. You could send a text today, that
would be very nice.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
That'd be awkward, Like you said, if it's do you
remember your brother's anniversary? Which one the scene? Now, that's
what I'm just kidding. He was only married with What
else is going on? I think what's happening. We'll talk
a little bit more about this. We get to swamp
Watch because it is very swampy. But Democrats who are
(03:21):
vying to replace Graham Plattner as the Democratic candidate for
Senate in Maine are quickly gathering steam. We have heard
that he is going to officially file paperwork on Monday
to drop out of that race. He's got to do
it by then if in fact Democrats are going to
be able to replace him.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
On the lt TO got to Boyle Heightstown Hall erupted
on Karen Bass last night. We played it for you
at the top of the show. People there who have
lived in this awful environment for days now after this
warehouse burned up, leaving hundreds of pounds of rotting food.
The company's not doing a great job of clearing this
(03:58):
all out. Certainly not a time fashion. This thing went
up in June seventeenth. It's July tenth, the heat of
the summer, and this food is just rotting.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
As you can imagine. It's awful to live nearby from them.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
From the kickoff, she was booed.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Everyone. And you want to know the number.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
One that's not going to do it like you said,
the number one way to piss off people who already
pissed off, treat them like five year olds.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Want to say.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
If you run to listen clap once. Where in the
world would she have ever thought that was a good
way to get the attention of the audience. That blew
me away.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
That would piss me off. As a kindergartener.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I could see that. I could see five year old you.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
We will get into.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Doing your teacher after Yeah, totally coming up next as
well with the Platinir stuff. We'll get into the Pentagon stuff.
New batch of UFO files released today.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
SpaceX tarting targeting and launch again tonight for Starlink satellites.
This is always fun to watch. They said. The window
is between seven o'clock and eleven o'clock tonight for another
Starlink sorry, another Falcon nine rocket that's carrying Starlink satellites
to lift off. That would be fun. I I may
(05:30):
be sitting on a porch where I can see that.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Well, that sounds wonderful.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's about to get real East Germany down in Orange
County after what happened in Newport on the fourth of July.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, Huntington is now suggesting that they are catching wind
of some plans, potentially for an end of summer party,
and Huntington Beach does not play around. Dear Beach Bash organizers,
thanks for the flyer. We've seen it too. We have
no intention of allowing that to happen here.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Oh yeah, good luck.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
They'll put the police officers on horseback two days before
the event just to get ready. Let's see here, we've
got a problem, guys, with this cyclosporiasis, the diarrhea. More
than two thousand Americans have been sickened by this microscopic
parasite that contaminates fresh produce, can cause days of diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
It's a huge.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Outbreak, and they say that they don't know a lot
of what causes it because there's a lag between when
people consume the parasite and when symptoms appear. So people
who are infected are having hard time remembering what they ate,
and so the authorities are having a hard time pinpointing
the problem. They have not yet identified a specific produce grower,
(06:52):
a supplier, even a type of produce responsible.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Just swear off of fruits and vegetables for a while. No, no,
do not do that. That would be bad.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
Whatever you want, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
So the reason they say to definitely wash your berries
wash well day. You know, the new Louis c. K
Special does a whole bit on balls that I feel
like is vindication for me for you?
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Okay, I was mentioning earlier.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All my questions about them balls because I don't have them.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I get a hard time from people about we care
about people's balls.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Because I'm curious because I don't have them. And Louis
c k does this whole bit about them that kind of.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Clears a lot of it up. Tickle your lizard brain.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Well, it's putting a lot of things to bed.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
You know, you live with a man who has them.
You could ask him.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I don't bother him with my ridiculous questions.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm glad you bring him.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
I'd like to stay in the relationship.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You know why tomorrow is the Los Angeles French Fry
Festival because today is National French Fry Day. I did
not realize.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Oh my god, how did we not know that? Matt
put this on the calendar for next year? We're going
to do a whole thing. Done. Deal.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I'll uh, I'll get all the frozen French fries and
I'll bake them.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
I'm not going to make them.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
There's an oven upstairs, you can. We can do it here.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Oh we can. Where's the oven upstairs? How did I
know over there?
Speaker 2 (08:34):
And around the corner.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh, I'm gonna go there, kitchen.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Why are you going to go up there?
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Right now, you're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand
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Speaker 2 (08:47):
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(09:07):
and final Well, it's time for swamp watch.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
I'm a politician, which means I'm a cheat and a liar,
and when I'm not kissing babies, I'm stealing their lollipops.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Here we got the real problem is that our leaders
are done.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The other side never quits what what, I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
So now you train the squat, I can imagine what
can be and be unburdened by what has been. You know,
Americans have always been gone with a president, but they're
not stupid. A political flunder is when a politician actually
tells the truth. Why have the people voted for you
were not swamp watch. They're all counona. So Democrats who
are trying to replace Graham Platner as the Democrat candidate
(09:49):
for Senate in Maine now have less than three weeks
to make their case. The sprint comes because on Monday
he has announced that he's going to or at least
he's told people within his campaign he's going to file
the paperwork to officially drop out of the race. That
opens the door for the Democratic Party in Maine to
come up with a candidate before the twenty seventh. How
(10:12):
they do that still not yet clear. Do they have
delegates to it, Do they have a small group of
people at the top of the party do it? Do
they reopen and do a full sort of primary truncated
if you will.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
You know, there's been a lot made, a lot of
haymade over his parting words, his step down video. How
they told him he should talk about gratitude to strike
a conciliatory tone in his announcement. His advisors pleaded with him,
to which I kind of say, why what does it matter?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
What is he trying to save? Yeah, his image is gone,
it's all done.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
I mean, if you want to just give a big
middle finger and say I got railroaded, I got screwed.
Why don't you just do that? I mean, what are
you preserving at this point? A future in what well?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
And I wonder if if it was the party trying
to smooth over.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Definitely the party trying to smooth it over, like he's
not a total monster. Look at him and his goodbye video,
because that must be it.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I wonder if there are people in Maine who say, well,
if the Democratic Party is going to put this guy
up as their main guy, I don't want to have
anything to do with.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Them, right right, that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Some new video shows Senator Mitch McConnell's body, we think,
being taken out of his house. I mean, this video
that was obtained by CNN shows first responders wheeling somebody
into an ambulance outside of a hill near Capitol home.
Of course, it's listed as Mitch McConnell's home, so we
assume that's what it was. Back on June fourteenth, we
(11:42):
indicated that or the nine to one one call indicated
that somebody at the scene was unconscious. Another nine to
one one call said someone was in cardiac arrest, and
Mitch McConnell's office has said yes, he's in the hospital.
We've had several people say that they've spoken to Mitch McConnell,
at some times as much as twenty minutes in length.
(12:02):
They've held phone conversations with the guy. But we don't
know where he is and we don't know if he's alive.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
This morning, the Pentagon released a new batch of files
related to UFOs. That's right, including one report from a
military aviator who said a mysterious object was unlike anything
I had seen in twenty eight years of service. The
(12:31):
release today includes a total of forty files, fourteen documents
in nineteen videos, four audio files, and three images. And
they come from everywhere the Pentagon, NASA, CIA, FBI, Energy Department.
You can check them out. They're on the UFO website
connected to the Pentagon that houses the material that's been
released under the executive order that Trump signed earlier this year.
(12:55):
They say that this release today is similar to pass releases,
mostly of unreject acted historical documents and videos. Other files
detail more recent events, but the one that the aviator found,
it's from the Energy Department. An intrusion by an unidentified
(13:16):
object into the airspace over a nuclear weapons facility known
as PANTECHS. This is near Amarillo, Texas, and it happened
in September of twenty fifteen. The document includes the account
of two officers who chased the object as a nuclear
facility was placed on lockdown. They were unable to catch
(13:36):
up to the object, but they stopped their vehicle and
got out. Once outside, they noted that the object did
not make any sound. Furthermore, the officer stated that they
were unable to identify any type of propulsion system on
the object. While using binoculars to assess the object, they
(13:59):
viewed it for about one into two minutes, and then
the object continued north off site.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
How do you explain that?
Speaker 2 (14:12):
That's how I explain it. I don't know. How did
they explain it?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
They couldn't.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
That makes me more scared.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Okay, we've got the nuggets to make you feel better
about society and will not happen.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
That will not happen with these nuggets.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
No, but we've got a zebra, We've got an emu,
we've got an alpacket, we've got cannibalism. We've got genitals
in the wild and in the wind. Something for everybody.
Speaker 6 (14:44):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Morning Gary, Good morning, Shannon, Shannon. Hi. Hi, this is
Mark from Los Angeles. You mentioned a couple of weeks
ago a book called Yesteryear, and from the couple of
sentences as you said, I got it and I'm in
like chapter twenty something loving it so far, but they
haven't had the big reveal yet of what's going on.
(15:11):
Have you passed it now? Are you loving it? Tell
me about it? Bye, guys, Love you guys.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Man.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I started it and was feeling suffocated from having all
them kids and no electricity and having to make the
home and all of that. It was exhausting listening to it. Well,
first of all, the woman is super unlikable. Who is
the If you don't know the gist of it, it
(15:37):
is a woman who's one of these trad wife influencers,
has a bunch of money, but lives on like a
comfortable farm that they've like retrofitted into make it look
like it's like it's a farm, but it's really sta
It's an Instagram farm perfectly put. Yeah, but then she
wakes up and she's actually living the lifestyle of in
(15:59):
a farm eighteen hundred's with all these kids that she
actually has to take care of, doesn't have the nannies,
doesn't have the automatic cow milker, you know, all the
things that she has paid for to show off this
trad wife life on Instagram. And I'm making my way
through it. I know that she's probably gonna end up
being a likable character after actually having to do the work.
(16:21):
I'm assuming that's where the book is headed, but I
haven't gotten that much into it.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
I am listening. I'm reading.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
The Calamity Club and I'm listening to Culpability, which is
about AI. There's calling it very in the moment meeting
the moment. Book about this family that's in a driver
assisted AI assisted vehicle when they get in a collision.
It's about how AI shapes our lives and the culpability
of AI behind decisions that are made or not made
(16:50):
by us, and things like that.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
So you're not reading like World War two.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
No baseball, No, I'm sorry, Jack, Sure no, But that
was a man who's reading Yesteryear.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
I'll point out that's a good point.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
I will read it when my wife is done with it.
She's reading it right now, it's time for our nine
news nuggets. You need to know. These are the stories
that fell through the cracks. I mean, we were so
busy with other stuff we're talking about, well, like hot
dogs and well, here's our Honorable Mention, Honorable Mention serving with.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
You, great and honorable mode is.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
So today we're holding auditions to become the nearest member
of Honorable Mention.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
The drug dealer in my town was nicknamed Pooky, and
Pookie would always tell you that the first one was free.
That way he could hook you on whatever the sauce was.
And in Berlin they're following Pooky's lead. Did you really
know the drug deal come seriously?
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Drug Tayler was one of my best friends.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Of course. It turns out that Berlin's drug dealers have
upgraded their customer acquisition strategy. Instead of doing like lamp
post stickers with QR codes or something like that, they've
taken the next step just put a sample of your
drug in someone's mailbox.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh that's a great idea. It's like a circular but drugs. Yeah,
what kind of drugs are we talking about? Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Cocaine, Oh, listen to you, A little violent cocaine a
little butt of weed, maybe some ketamine, a little hasheesh,
maybe just a Rando yellow pill. Everybody knows those are four,
number nine, number nine. I did ninth places.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
If a cock's dirty, nine times out of tennis partners
dirty two can I speak nine languages?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
Drink basically everybody at table nning? I'd feel ready to
go another.
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Nine and niner?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Did I get you a niner?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
In there where you're calling from alwalkie talkie.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
A man has been as did after he exposed himself
to a door dash delivery driver.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Now, I think this happens quite a bit. I would
wager a guess that three out.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Of ten times a door dash driver will be leaving
the food off at the door and somebody answers the
door or knows that they're there and opens the door,
sands pants.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Or shirt or what have you.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I bet it happens all the time, because if you're
at home and you live in a naked house, one
of the things you don't want to do is put
on close and go out and get food.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Right, That's why you order the door dash.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
So you're sitting there nude, and you know the doorbell
rings or you get the alert on your phone that
your DoorDash driver's close, and you're like, let me go
to the front door.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
I had a delivery job at one point, were you
nude Handton restaurant downtown Pelma. I was delivering their food.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
That's right, the Chinese food restaurant you'll listen worked for
I did.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
I love that part about you?
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, I think that's my favorite job right there, with
the Christmas tree farm yep, and the kennel job.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
The councel. You know, you're like Ryan Seacrest, you do
not turn away hard work.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
But there were many times when people would answer the
door without a shirt. Dudes would answer the door without
a shirt on, and women they're also they're also pretty
high most of the time if they didn't have shirts on,
they're pretty high because they're ordering Chinese food.
Speaker 4 (20:20):
Did you get did you ever get propositioned?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Like that movie Lover Boy with Patrick Dempsey, Allegedly there.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Was the guy that was also delivering. He and I
were switching off. He trained me. He would tell me
there were certain houses that would order once or twice
a week, and that they would the women there would
answer the door with the bathrobboll see and he was
all of nineteen years old, so he claimed that it
was something.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Oh yeah, he was getting in there.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Did they have a specific order they would make so
that you knew they wanted the sexy time, Like if
it was the mooshoe pork, you knew that there was
you know, hot in other pork at pleasure.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Was always hot, So hot sor soup? That was the indicator.
What are you eight got? How about eight?
Speaker 4 (21:06):
We just eight nice in the mon.
Speaker 6 (21:08):
We only got eight words for smooke.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
No it oh no, people are gonna lose their minds
that you playing a new nugget like that.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Well we just gotta we gotta work them in. The
old one is out for repairs.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
A man was in the middle of robbing a Verizon
store in Maryland when his truck was stolen.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oops. The police officer said, well sorry sir, that's karma.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
Yeah. He went and he found a police officer outside
of seven eleven. He's like, someone jacked my truck. I
was at McDonald's and they're like, were you or were
you robbing that store?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Here's number seven. The seventh son of the seventh son
was seventh days would have gone on a secter.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
Seventh seven eight seven years.
Speaker 6 (22:01):
Seven seven days.
Speaker 2 (22:05):
Here's another very simple explanation for when things go wrong.
Palm Harbor, Florida woman arrested after she was accused accused
of threatening to kill a man via text message.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Where's the crime here?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
She wrote quote, I will kill you. I have a
gun and a bullet with your name on it.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Oh, come on.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
When confronted about the texts, the woman said, that's just
what girls do.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
I threatened so many different crimes via text, I can't
even keep track, But.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Is murder one of them?
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Oh, here's number six. I got six, You.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Got six, She got six, number six.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
There's six more weeks of later. What do you have
a picture of me?
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Or Rabbi and six?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Drunken longshomy would just dig her in a nursing home
closer to I don't have to take that drink another
six pack.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Well, you've ever been to West Omaha.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I've been to East Omaha.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Somewhere in rural America.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
They confiscated the Humane Society there in Nebraska confiscated dozens
of animals, including a zebra, from this West Omaha home.
About sixty animals were confiscated from deplorable conditions to which
I say, if you have sixty animals, how do you
not have deplorable conditions?
Speaker 2 (23:19):
I mean, unless you have enough space.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
But even then, even then, cats, dogs, chickens, ducks, geese, pigs, ponies, goats, donkeys,
even in emu alpacas and a zebra.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
That sounds like fun though doesn't it?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
No, sounds like a petting zoo gone bad, Poor Noah.
More of our nine news nuggets you need to know
After the.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Break, you could get an outpaka.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
You're listening to Gary and Shannon on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Are nine news nuggets you need to know in a moment.
But first, tonight, the Dodgers take on the Diamondbacks. First pitch,
seven am, seven pm. That is on AM five seventy.
I like sports, of course, stock up for your Memorial
Day barbecue with packs of Hoffee Premium beef francs. No,
don't stalk up for a Memorial Day.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
Wow, that seems to be something you would do.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
It's what it says.
Speaker 6 (24:16):
I know that.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But you could still get hot dogs like you would
go out and bacon wrapped hot dogs.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
You would go out this weekend and stalk up for
next Memorial day.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
No, what I'm doing is I'm still eating the hot
dogs from memorials that too.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
But if you get a good price, you'd get a
bunch of those and just throw them in there and
roll the dice on a.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Good price eight ninety nine each digital coupons. It's smart
and final.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
That is good.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Here's number five park five.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
I have five rus begin five.
Speaker 4 (24:46):
Five little mone this is the year five point five.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Five would be a favorite.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Loose five pounds immediately.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
When I was in college, I've lived with four other
girls in a in a house, and I think that
we all went through wanting to do this to each
other at various times. Japanese police have arrested a woman
near Tokyo for allegedly sewing shut the lips of her roommate.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Apparently, the woman is forty two.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
The victim, she escaped the house, rushed to a nearby
shop and held up a piece of paper that says,
please help me.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
You're right, it does sound like a horror movie, the
injured woman told police, quote, the suspect became angry over
a trouble, and my lips were sewed.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
How does that happen?
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Like?
Speaker 4 (25:33):
How do you not wake up? Or how do you
allow that to happen?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, number four, number four, poor minute is probably on
his fourth tranquilizer by now.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Commandment number four, This isn't the same world you left
four years ago. Deputy Sate a parent twin brothers completed
a pre trial diversion program. They were caught allowing r
vs to dump raw sewage on their property near the
Ever Delight. It's I guess you got to charge people
(26:04):
to dump their tanks.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
This is a world I know nothing about, and I
am very thankful I don't ps. Did you know Leslie
saleswoman Leslie upstairs has a twin.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
What?
Speaker 4 (26:17):
Yeah, I learned that today.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
How and they're like exactly the same apparently connaways going
on a cruise with them.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
Here's number three. I three shall be.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Three were dead within three hours three unty clearance level three.
All three of the three.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I got all three of you guys, and the rest
of your nast be born live.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
After that three days they both start to stink three well,
good news, bad news. University of Warst Law and Charles
University in Prague have used mathematical models to show that
long term practice of cannibalism can lead to population collapse.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Quick question, Yeah, how did they find people that have
engaged in a long term practice of cannibalism?
Speaker 5 (27:06):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
No, no, no, this was a computer. This was a
computer simulation. From a caloric perspective, a person turns out
to be a pretty average meal. But the risk of
infection is the problem. You're gonna get sick eaten other
people and that's going to lead to population decline, not
the fact that you're eating other people.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Awful.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Here's number two. What's going on?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
You?
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Two?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Two fingers one two? There are two people in there's
two sons and no women. Jesus strong number two on
this one.
Speaker 4 (27:40):
This is awful.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Coral Springs man is accused of choking his ex girlfriend
and then later dumping a bunch of stuff on her
out of a backpack they were. Police described infidelity concerns
that this gentleman had with his beautiful, full girlfriend. Suspect
case a twenty year old. Officers received the crime tip
(28:06):
from a relative of the victim.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I knew a girl in high school that found out
this guy was cheating on her, and she went to
his home, his family's home, and she crapped on the driveway.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
This is similar, very similar. In this case, he supposedly
dumped feces, urine and other substances from his backpack onto
his other substance cheating girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
I don't understand where people feel that reflex, Like they
cheated on me, I will take a poop on them.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
How does that work? Does that make sense to you
in any way?
Speaker 2 (28:43):
I don't know. I'm trying to think of, like if
do animals do that?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Do animals do that? I guess that's my question, Like
is there something in our lizard brain that goes back
to the dawn of time?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
And my side is the yeah, was human fecal matter? Right?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
See, it's the thing.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
It happens.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Here's number one, weird, number one, number one. We're number one.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Then I decided to look out for number one?
Speaker 6 (29:08):
Are you the nine one? Number one? Number one?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Number one? A man from Indiana has been charged with
a felony and I don't know why. I mean, hasn't
he suffered enough? This guy cut off his own genitals
and then use them to start a fire.
Speaker 4 (29:25):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
He doused his penis with gasoline and lit it on
fire in the garage of his mom's house. What do
you think life was like? Growing up there for him
with mom.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Let's dig into that relationship. I'd like to read that
book thirty six years old. He's charged with arson. That
sucks because it's perfectly legal, apparently to cut off your
own Johnson. But you can't can set it on fire.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Set it on fire. But you've got to, you.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Know, you've got to contain the fire.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
I'd they put it in like a waste basket or
even like a fire pit on the beach.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
The stove, the stove.
Speaker 4 (29:59):
Out, the oven.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I mean, all these things are containers.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
The fireplace.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
What at the fireplace?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Throw another log in.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
There's a great note to end the week on.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
We'll fix it, end it on something better.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
I have nothing better exactly.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
The bar is very low.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Monks and merrill up next.
Speaker 4 (30:24):
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. I'm sure you have
something better than that.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
You hurt yourself by it.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Did hurt myself with that.
Speaker 2 (30:30):
So I'll just let that sit and that will make
me happy.
Speaker 6 (30:35):
People.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
We'll see you Monday. Stay drive everybody, blessings. This is
you've been listening to the Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 1 (30:42):
You can always hear us live on KFI AM six
forty nine am to noon every Monday through Friday, and
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