A tree trimmer tragically fell to his death after landing on a fence in Canoga Park as strong Santa Ana winds approach the region. The 15th Annual Pastathon is happening at the Anaheim White House Restaurant, with special gift bags available for auction. Listeners are encouraged to donate online at KFIAM640.com/pastathon.
Meanwhile, a homeowner in Altadena made a wild discovery—a 500-pound bear living underneath his house. As the saying goes, “A 500-pound bear lives anywhere he wants.” Alongside the chaos, the Powerball jackpot has surged to $740 million, inspiring hopeful dreams of winning.
The show is gearing up for the big Pastathon event, teasing Conway Show Gift Bags with starting bids as low as five cents.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Camp I Am six and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. It's It's
Conway Show, all right, ding Dog straight up my headphoneson rehab.
Breaking news, and it's not good. A tree trimmer has
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fallen to his death on top of a fence in
Canoga Park. It's one of the it's probably the biggest
nightmare for tree trimmers. They probably have two two nightmares.
One of them is falling on a fence that has
spikes on the top of it, and the other one
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is slipping into a branch or a tree grinder, and
that happens about every three years in Los Angeles. A
guy doesn't take the precautions, the cage isn't set up
properly to protect him, the tether on him is not on,
and he slides into a trunk or a branch, branch grinder.
(01:08):
What are those things called crows?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
They're not branch grinder, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Wood and and the the wood chipper doesn't have the
same safety guard as a you know, some of these
table saws they can detect whether your finger is next
to it and they shut off immediately. The wood chippers
don't have that technology yet and it's just that is
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a wrap a little hang up here there. But it's
probably the quickest way to go, you know, depending on
which in they go. But there's not a lot of
a lot of shock, I imagine, but it's that is
probably one of the quickest ways to go. Also in
a submersible going down to see the type you die
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if that explodes, you know, the little submarine you go
down in. If that implodes, you go before you feel it,
you're done. So bad news in Canoga Park. This is
horrible for this man's family, right for Thanksgiving. He probably
spent Thanksgiving with his family, and now somebody's got to
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tell his wife, his kids, his brother, his mom and
dad of this horrible, horrible news coming out of Canoga Park.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I can tell you that the fire department got to
call around three twenty four this afternoon of a person
that fell from a tree. When they arrived, they found
an adult male tree tremor had taken a very tall
fall here and unfortunately has landed on a metal fence here.
Now we can't go in too tight. The body of
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the man is on the fence right now and uncovered.
But I could tell you that the fire department pronounced
that man dad when they arrived on scene, and now
they have to work to recover his body. This is
all happening in the seventy four hundred block of Canoga Avenue.
The cross street here is Valerio Street. But again one
tree turmer has taken a fall to his death here unfortunately,
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at this intersection here in Kenoga Park. That's the latest
overhead up in sky five. I'll send it back to
you in the studio.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Ah, but a quick way to go about a horrible, horrible.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Way to go. And his body's still on the fence,
or was it, you know when.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The cop showed up and they pronounced him dead on
the fence, And that's not a good way to go,
very very own, very painful, quick, I guess. But I
think you know it's coming when you're falling, you know,
you know it's uh, you can see those spikes And.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Would you want, like, if you had the option and
you're in the middle of falling, would you want to
be facing down or up?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Probably up, so you never know when it's coming. Yeah,
and right through the body. But I don't know why
that fence wasn't protected. They usually put wood over those
fences before they start trimming, they take two by fours
put them in a V shape, and I've seen him
do this, and they put it over the entire length
of the fence. And so even if you do fall,
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you fall onto plywood, you break your back, maybe your neck,
but you can survive. Yeah, but this guy was impaled
and now.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
His family.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Has to deal with that, and you know, oh, it's
just a mess. If we have any more information on
this poor guy, we will have that for you. We
do want to tell you, though, that we're getting our
first decent Santa Ana winds coming in and you've got
to be aware of this. We saw what happened earlier
this year on January seventh. If you live in Alta Dina,
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the Eaton Fire area, Palisades, Malibu, you are extremely aware
of how dangerous these Santa Ana wins can be.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Now doors we go. Now, we can feel by tonight
little chill in the air and there you can see
some clouds starting to move it and it's really going
to change our weather conditions, but just ever so briefly
for that one day. So we'll be watching for that,
certainly over the next few hours. So there's a great
shot here. The inland spot's going a nice miles seventy
degree temperature range right now in Van Eyes Dad, a
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long beach ago. How about down there where the Queen
resides and we see beautiful blue skies, marine layer lurking
in the distance. Seventy two degrees under the sunny skies
right now, how about that we approach now at the
end of the day, a little snow in the mountain peaks.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Is this Danny Romero doing this?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Sounds like it.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah, he's great man. He's got a lot of energy,
that kind, Danny Romero.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
And forty three degrees for right wood a nice fall
number there. The numbers are staying on the cooler side
for another day or so.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
All Right, it's gonna be cool and maybe windy tomorrow
at Catarina's Club at the White House restaurant will be there, well,
the station will be there. I won't be there at
five am, but five am until eight pm.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
It's a long, long day, but no excuse not to
go down.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I mean you're gonna have five, you know, twelve to
fifteen hours to slide in there. And we prefer do
you arrive at four and leave it eight. That's my preference.
You come at four and you leave it eight, and
we're gonna have a silent auction. My wife is put
together I think ten gift bags. Ten gift I don't know,
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there's there's memorabilia in them. Okay, it's crap I don't
want anymore, but I can't say that.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
So when you were cleaning out the garage.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
That's right. This is this is all the crap that
I don't want anymore.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Oh, that'll be fun.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, that's what it's called, all the crap that I
want it.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
You know, I don't know if you notice it smart
and final. You last pastathon had given out some of
your head, auctioned off some of your items from your garage.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Someone brought it back and offered for you to it
off again. So you're junk leaving. It's now coming back.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
It's on its way back.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I wonder did they use it in some manner or
did they just just sat there?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I think it sat there. They cleaned out there.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Right, do I do with this?
Speaker 7 (07:06):
I know I'll give it back to Conway.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And auction off again for next to nothing. But we
have ten baskets. Uh and there's a list of what's
inn each basket. I don't have that with me unfortunately.
But the starting bid on all of those baskets is
five cents. Five cents, so there's no minimum. Well, I
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guess there's a minimum five cents, but you there's gonna
be there's gonna be ten baskets on a table. You
can write down your name how much you want to bid.
And some of them are cool. Some of them have
trophies in that I've won for best float in the
Huntington Beach Parade, which I worked my ass off to
get that, you know that trophy? Oh yeah, you know
I worked with the float makers for like six months.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
You designed design.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, colors, you know, a lot of yelling late nights,
you know, putting, uh, putting streamers on myself the whole run.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
You know we need more streamers, Yes, more red, white
and blue. That's the original idea for that, for the joy.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Six months to come up with that.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, we worked on a lot, though, a lot, I
would say, uh, three months of design, three months of
hard you know, sweat tears, and we put it. We
put it together and we won a trophy for it.
So it was a cool deal. That's in one of
the gift bags. There's some DVDs in another way. There's
a John and Ken autographed DVD with them in the bullhorn,
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you know, yelling at piece. Yeah, that's in one of
the packages. So I'm gonna I'm gonna text my wife.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Let me do that right now.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Let's say, Hey, I'm going to text her and say, hey,
give me an idea. What's in these baskets? Hold on,
wait a minute, let me see you. Okay, there she is, Jen, Jen?
What in those baskets?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Thank you, your beautiful husband here you all right, we're live.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Welcome back, and talk about a little more with the
weather when this sant Anne is coming in, and also
some more information on tomorrow with the big, huge day
at the White House Restaurant eight eight seven South Anaheim Boulevard.
Hopefully you get there at four and we'll be there
at all eight. We're going an extra hour four to
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eight pm tomorrow right here on KFI and at the
White House Restaurant with our buddy Bruno.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Yeah, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
We can't stress enough.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We were going to be out there tomorrow for the
pastathon that is going to be great. It's going to
start with Amy King and then Bill Handle will be
out there live, followed by Gary and Shannon and then
John Colevelt and then us till eight o'clock from five
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am until eight pm eight eight seven South Anaheim Boulevard.
You can donate at KFI AM six forty dot com
slash Pastathon. One hundred percent of your donation goes to
Katerina's Club.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
That's cool. Here.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You can go to any Wendy's and donate five bucks.
You're gonna get a coupon book and that money goes
to those feeding those kids. So we'll be out there,
you know, yelling, drinking, smoking, fighting, I don't know, making
fun of people that out there.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
If you go to Wild Fork Foods and they have
eleven southern California locations and you say KFI Postathon at checkout,
fifteen percent of your purchase goes to Katerina's Club. But
you have to say pastathon at checkout. That's all you
gotta do. And then a giving machine. There's a lot
of those out there, there's four of them. One the
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closest one I thing is in Huntington Beach, or there's
one in Tyler maulin Riverside as well, so you can
find out all the information. Got a CAFI AM six
forty dot com slash pastathon ding dog with that pastaton.
All right, let's finish up with the weather here. When
is it going to be windy? Let's go back with
Danny Romero over there with ABC News. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Daddy seventy one and him?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
It's same for Tamaka. Right now we're showing a seventy
two and OHI along the coastline, a very cool sixty
four for Avon out there in Santa Catalina, and also
at sixty three Malibu with sixty five Seal Beach, and
a few spots in the seventies like Kobina and Chino
Hills with Van Eyes and Women Hills right there at
seventy and seventy four. Now the air quality with that
cooler air in place, Tessa, keep us in that good
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green yellow moderate range. And there it is showing up
just that way in southern California.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You know, there was a do not burn warning over
the weekend over Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
That was good timing.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You know people at fireplaces and I can't put a
fire in their fireplace because you can get a ticket
for that. And I wonder how many people ignored that
and lit a fire anyway. I would say thousands of people.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Thousands in southern California right now. So here's the west
coast again.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Let me ask you, Croage, is your fireplace? Is that
wood burning?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Or is it gas? That's with fake logs? Wow? In
all three fireplaces.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
One of them doesn't have anything in it. We don't
we generally don't use it.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
But you have a fireplace in your bedroom. Yes? How
romantic is this guy?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
You know? Got him fired up every once in a while.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
That knocks it out.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You got a shorty rope, You're a free ball in
a shorty robe in front of that fireplace.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Only the silky once.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Lucky woman out there, lucky woman out there in claremont
Hey's home.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Christ, I don't want to get started.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Do you have a bear skin rug near the fireplace?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Not a real one?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You might have one if they shoot that bear in
our Kadie have five pounds? Yeah, that big brown bear
that's sleeping under somebody's house.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
She'll get how the guy says, it's leaving during the
day and coming back at night.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah, then shut the what do you do? Shut the door?
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Exactly, shut the door.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
But that is I mean, to have a five hundred
pound bear living under your home.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
That's a big deal. That's a big deal. We'll get
to that. We'll get to that. We got that story.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
There's a story about that.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Oh yeah, we got story on that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Oh, you'll see the absence of cloud cover the off
short flow giving us that. However, that will change. You
move ahead a couple of days now, sayose cloud's going
back in place. Another little trough moves in what's called
an inside slider. So kind of dry on this one,
but it will Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
So the takeaway there is just watch out for the winds.
Or we have a five hundred pound bear living under
a house in Altadena. Right, just when you thought Altadena,
how much more can they take, there's a five hundred pound,
big ass brown bear walking back. We will tell you
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where that bear is and what this guy is doing
or not doing for that bear. But five hundred pounds
that's a big and you know what his biggest fear
is that it goes under the house and eats and
gets stuck and he can't come out of that little
hole and he's going to die under there, or he's
just gonna that's his new home, you know. But that's
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the that's the problem with living near the mountains is
that you're going to have wild animals around your house.
Do you get coyotes around your house?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, yeah, we get them all the time, yes, sir, Yeah,
and they're getting more.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Aggressive.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
One of our neighbors three doors down they put on
they put those red lights up.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Have you those boies that completely work?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Really?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, she says, never pick up coyotes now. The red
lights scare them away.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
So it's a it's a like a strobe red light.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
It's a slow blinking red light.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Oh that's great. I got to do that.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, yeah, because we have we have I see him
maybe three nights a week walking down our street.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Yeah, they said.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
She says she doesn't even see him anywhere in the neighborhood,
much less walking in front of our house.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Now, and they don't run from us anymore. They just
will casually walk away with those stereotos.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I don't know if the red light thing is like
a break light, you know, sort of thing it scares
them away or what.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
But she says they work like crazy. She never thought
they would, but they absolutely did.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I gotta do that, I gotta do it. All right,
We'll come back and tell you where this bear is.
Five hundred pounds bear in Altadena and the homeowner is
he doesn't know what to do, and he's called nobody
was home, nobody was at work because of Thanksgiving. He
couldn't get a home a hold of you know, wild
animal shelter people or what was that wild game animal.
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I guess they deal with it, the wild game beneficient widlamb.
They deal with that, and they I think, he says,
he's waiting for them to get back to him, and
then they got to relocate it. And if it comes back,
I think they kill it.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I think yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
If they have a certain amount of times where they're
like no, it's just.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, then they wipe it out.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
So, hi, bear, if you're listening, you got one shot here, Bob.
Get doors closed, don't knock and go out of that house, dude,
because you're going to see the business end of one
of those rifles.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
That's not going to end well for you.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
We have another bear. It always seems to be an arcadia,
Alta Dina, Sierra Madre in that area. I think those
bears enjoy that area. There's a lot of people who
live up there. There's a lot of food, there's a
lot of trash, and they don't have to hunt for
wild animals. They can just eat old dominoes and pize
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the hut and straw hat and enjoy themselves. There's a
five hundred pound bear living under this guy's house. Five
hundred pounds. It could wipe him out in a heartbeat.
And he wants it out. And he called fishing game
or game and wildfish or fish and chips or something,
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and they were closed for the holidays, and he doesn't
know what to do. So they sent the reporter out
there and let's find out what's going on there in
Alta Dina.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
It's a big deal though.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Five hundred pounds now outa Dina man it set up
a home security camera right outside this crawl space right here,
because you can see that brick that's just one of
many items he noticed was moved and then even destroyed
so you can imagine his surprise when he saw a
five hundred pound black bear living right under his home.
It started Monday night when Ken Johnson's outdoor camera picked
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up movement in the driveway.
Speaker 10 (17:55):
It was really big. I've seen him before, but he
was going through the trash. He's never done that before.
And then the next morning, I look and he's coming
out from underneath my head.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Since then, that's his impression of the bear.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Since then, the bear hasn't just visited, it's moved in.
Ken says he sees it every day on cameras, slipping
in and out like he owns the place. But on Friday,
things turned a little too close for comfort, so I.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
Had to go around and change the batteries. So I
went around there and I just glanced at the hole
from standing up, and I heard this horrible growl like,
oh a hiss I.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Like, and I just ran God, that sounds like something.
What does that sound like? Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I know what it sounds like. It sounds like every
twenty two years, every twenty one year old that goes
to Vegas with five buddies and they party all night Friday,
and this is what they hear on Saturday from all
the other guys.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
And I just ran.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Then's now living on edge, unsure when this uninvited house
guest will pop up next. So naturally I asked if
we could go see it?
Speaker 7 (19:02):
See it, I see it, I see it, And you and.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
This reporter got really close to this bear. I mean
literally like within feet of this bear. Unbelievable. What's this
reporter's name, A smugglers her name.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
We're gonna let's see here, Jillian Smuggler.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Jillian Smuckler. Yeah, she's got khonas Man. She got really
close to this bear, really close.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I got the.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Audience, Yes, I see.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Yeare are you okay?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
This bears chasing him away, running after these two.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
I dropped.
Speaker 10 (19:45):
Animal control and.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I'm gonna pant.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
He says, it's unsettling knowing he's sharing the property with
a five hundred pound bear living just feet below.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
Him, And it looked like a like a month's because
the eyes are like close together, and then his big
wide head and I wasn't even sure what I was
looking at.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Law enforcement told him staying inside will keep him safe,
but he wants this tenant, gaune, We're you going to
start charging him?
Speaker 10 (20:10):
Rang, Yeah, it'd be nice.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
If I don't know what the rules are with the bear.
You know, I think you have to give him three warnings.
I have the sheriff come out and talk to him.
I think it's the same for humans as it is
for bears. You know, they'll side with the bear. He'll
be there forever Section B housing or eight or whatever
it is.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
But he's going to be there quite some time.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
He reached out to California Fish and Wildlife to see
if they can help evict this enormous squatter before things escalate.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
I got a recording that said they're close for the holidays.
I don't need a bear for Christmas. I want to
get rid of the bear for Christmas.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Until Ken can get some help. He tells me he's
going to continue staying indoors and of course keep those
cameras rolling.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
But you know, a five hundred pound bear can break
right through the floor. They'll come after you at night,
right through the.
Speaker 9 (20:58):
Floor in Alta. Dina Juline Smuckler KTLA five News.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
All right, there he is.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I would say the impression is maybe a two out
of ten. You know, I'm not quite there yet, but
guy's got a bear in his uh in his house,
right underneath his kitchen right there.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Unbelievable? Are we at time to do this?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
I think we do.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
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and forty million dollars.
Speaker 11 (21:31):
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if they've got a little luck on their side. The
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Speaker 4 (21:38):
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Speaker 11 (21:39):
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Speaker 5 (21:44):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 11 (21:44):
That is the eleventh largest jackpot in the game's history.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Now, no one has.
Speaker 11 (21:49):
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has been growing ever since. The next drawing good Luck
is tonight.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I'm in a couple of different pools for I got
one pool of Burbank dads that I'm involved with. I'm
with the office pool. I got another pool that I'm
with five or six guys I've known since seventh grade.
I mean, I'm in five different pools.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Do you think this is?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
And we all buy ten dollars worth of tickets, you know,
when it goes over five hundred million or so, by croze,
I'll ask you this, Do you think it's unethical that
I'm in five different pools, but I use the same
ticket to get into all five different pools. Like, I
don't buy five different tickets. I'd see it bruin. But look,
(22:35):
I if I hit, that's gonna be a problem. Yes,
that's the problem right there.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
It is.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Then I'm gonna have to share that with thirty people.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
And again, is that really an ethical reason? I just
saw it's going to come up to catch in and
bite you in the air.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
I guess you know what I'm gonna at that point.
I'll just have lawyers deal with that, I guess. But
it's the money for the lawyers after the DV.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Yeah, it's a cheaper way to get involved with five
different pools.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
You know, the same ticket.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Do you see we got an email from our lottery person.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, I got skunked zero. Yeah nothing not uh number
not one. Look, I love Michelle Q or Michelle Kelly,
but she's not doing it for us.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
She does really well when.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
She goes like to to U to the any. Yes
she nails on the slots.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, I'm thinking she probably is won and she's just
keeping the dough.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I don't like to think that about her. But she's
she's not picking good numbers, she's picking horrible numbers.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Right, Well, is she doing random? Do we know?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I think she is?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, but even at random, you would you know, even
a blind chicken gets the kernels.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Something, you get one number.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Nothing, nothing.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
But if we win, it's payday, man, it's payday, seven
hundred and forty million dollars.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Don't take the cash payout?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, because cursus a stickler. Stickler with that. But let's
find out when the next drawing is.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
What is it? Powerball? All right, let's see.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
What is the next what's the next Powerball drawing? Let's
find out here tonight it is to night tonight, you're right, tonight,
seven hundred and forty million dollars. It's going to go
off at eleven pm Eastern eight pm R time. You
can watch it on the Powerball website. I think they
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stop selling tickets at seven.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
It's so crazy to be the cash value is almost
literally half that.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
It's horrible. You got to go with the payments.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Yeah, and that's before taxes.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
So if you take the cash value, you're already gonna
get half of that seven forty take out another half
for the for the taxes.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Right, and it would be nice to have a check
coming in for twenty years, you know, we you know you.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Do and that you need all that money right now
you're not.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Doing anything, you know, and it's it's just but I
don't if it would change your life, Crows, I mean,
what would you do with seven hundred and forty million dollars?
You'd be the same guy. You'd have that that masking
tape on your headphones. Maybe get better headphones.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
That's exactly what I do.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Maybe quit my job or buy new headphones. It wouldn't
change it.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
You wouldn't buy a big boat or a plane or anything.
You'd probably buy a house in New Orleans. Right, that
would be it.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
That's pretty much exactly right.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Yeah, And we'd see less of you, that'd be normal.
Less is a good word. That's an optional much less.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You know, every time we don't have Angel and I
think she hit over the weekend, you know, when she's
not here on Mondays because she's a big lottery go
I think she's hit and.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
She's just keeping it from us.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
We got it, we got we got to hit. And
you know, Michelle Q. I'd love her, but she's got
to pick better numbers. All right, we're live. There's eighty
people in that pool. You imagine how many people would
quit here the day after if we won seven hundred
and forty million dollars. There's eighty two people in that pool,
and in a lesson ninety.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Let's see. Yeah, there's no you're right, there's eighty eight.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
So it's seven hundred and forty million divided by eighty
eight that's eight point four million dollars each. This would
be a ghost town here. I'd be the only guy working.
Everybody else would be gone.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I would give you guy here, Hey, you could literally
say what you wanted and still pay the fine.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I would just have a stack of checks made out
to the FCC.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
You could drop out every f bomb you wanted, and
here you go. Here's another one.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I would buy KFI. I would buy kfive, and with
that kind of money you could yep easily yep. I'd
buy KFI And then I would and I'd have people
panicked for a little while as too, if they're staying
or not, although most of them will be in the pool,
so it doesn't matter. That's true, you know, doll of
eight million dollars.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
So I hope we win.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
We got it strategy, we win, we by the station. Yeah, right,
and I think we're gonna I think we're gonna win.
I have a really good feeling about this. Yeah, I really.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
You're gonna change the number picker, I really do.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I think we're in the You know you're gonna be
shocked tomorrow where we win, Like, wow, Like I said,
we're gonna win.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
He was right. He was right, man, he nailed it.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Yeah, you're usually pretty good with your predictions on betting things, right.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, I'll give you an extra forty grand if we
win tonight.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
There you go, you guarantee. And if we don't.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Win, no, we're gonna you know, talk to Michelle of
those numbers.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I got a list from my wife what we are
going to be auctioning off silent auction for the Conway Show.
We've got the number one item is a Fox Sports
basket shirt, hat, golf balls, water bottle, and a book
on the Chicago Cubs. I don't know what that has
to do with Fox Sports, but we stuck that in there.
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The next one is it's the ding Dong basket Hostess
VW bus. It's a little toy car, T shirt, a
beanie that says ding Dong, and a shopping bag. Again,
their opening bit is a nickel on all these things,
and they might go for a nickel. The third one
is a cooler an Kfi cooler bag, T shirt, John
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and Ken CD or DVD, I should say, signed by John.
Then there's another one, a Tim Conway Junior show bag.
It's a shirt, a mug, a Jesse Jackson bobblehead doll,
a ding Dong beanie and a key chain that's hot.
Next one is the c Crane basket Mini solar radio,
(28:47):
Wi Fi Internet radio and my old headphones that I
use for ten years. Signed them and stuck them in
that basket, so that could be yours as well. And
there's another c crane basket, a mini solar radio, Wi
Fi Internet radio and a book. I don't know what
kind of book, it's just a book. There's a racetrack
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bag that's item number eight. Two beer signs Saratoga photo
from Upstate New York, lanyards, Santa Anita, pins and a pin.
The lanyard is from a for the Breeders Cup, so
that'll be cool. And then the ninth basket is the
Huntington Beach Parade. Two trophies and a ribbon. So you
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can bid on these starting tomorrow. I think we'll have
them out there by three point thirty quarter to four.
We'll have them there atill eight o'clock and the silent
auction problem will probably end around seven thirty and they'll
all be displayed on a table and again minimum bid
five cents.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
But there is one rule.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
If you're the winning bidder on any of these baskets,
you have to take them home and you have to
keep them. You can't bring them back. Do not return them, please,
they're yours. It's just confusing when people and insulting when
people bring back crap that we gave them.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
So that's tomorrow, Belly. And what time are you out
there tomorrow?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Oh, I don't know, probably two two o'clock.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
That's pretty close to where you live every night.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Right very close. I love it.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Belly will be in her home. It'll be a home
game for Belly.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I think Angel's coming. I don't hear her on the air.
Tonight had a long Thanksgiving. I guess five days wasn't
enough for her to eat the turkey and enjoy the
family and take another day off.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
And Krozier will be out there. You bring in your wife,
you bring Jen.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
No, probably not. It is working.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh oh that's why she's in school. Yeah, all right,
so we'll be out there all day. Eight eight seven
South Anaheim Boulevard. Come early though, and see Amy King
at five am, you know, get out the round four
thirty and see Ammy King at five and then Bill
Handle at six, then garyon Channon, then John Colebelt, then
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us and that's a wrap five am to eight pm.
Eight eight seven South an I'm Boulevard. That is the
White House Restaurant. And everything you donate is going right
to those kids and to feed those children so they
don't have to, you know, eat a bag of chips
or a candy bar.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Well, that does sound pretty good? Does sound pretty good?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
I had a bag of chips in a candy bar.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Yeah, I like that. I like that meal.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
But he cooks hot pasta and sauce for all these kids,
twenty five thousand meals a week. It's a lot of meals,
and he can do it for a dollar. I don't
know how he does it, but he can whip together
a meal for a buck. I think it's all donated
pasta and sauce, but I don't know how he does with.
You know, some is ragoos, some is reyos, you know,
(31:55):
some is uh, you know, Campbell's soup or whatever, and
he makes it all the other And he's got a
knack for this thing, so it's gonna make it taste good.
So kids come out and have some food, and he's
gonna feat him. That's a great data, maorw great great
day tomorrow. And we could not do without you, the audience.
You always show up for these things, and you always donate,
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probably more than than you can or comfortable with, and
it is We're very proud to be, you know, to
be in the presence of people who are so giving,
very very proud of that Conway show on demand on
the iHeartRadio app. Now you can always hear us live
on kf I Am six forty four to seven pm
(32:37):
Monday through Friday, and anytime on demand on the iHeart
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It's Camp I Am six and you're listening to The
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Conway Show, all right, ding Dog straight up my headphoneson rehab.
Breaking news, and it's not good. A tree trimmer has
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fallen to his death on top of a fence in
Canoga Park. It's one of the it's probably the biggest
nightmare for tree trimmers. They probably have two two nightmares.
One of them is falling on a fence that has
spikes on the top of it, and the other one
(00:44):
is slipping into a branch or a tree grinder, and
that happens about every three years in Los Angeles. A
guy doesn't take the precautions, the cage isn't set up
properly to protect him, the tether on him is not on,
and he slides into a trunk or a branch, branch grinder.
(01:08):
What are those things called crows?
Speaker 2 (01:10):
They're not branch grinder, Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Wood and and the the wood chipper doesn't have the
same safety guard as a you know, some of these
table saws they can detect whether your finger is next
to it and they shut off immediately. The wood chippers
don't have that technology yet and it's just that is
(01:41):
a wrap a little hang up here there. But it's
probably the quickest way to go, you know, depending on
which in they go. But there's not a lot of
a lot of shock, I imagine, but it's that is
probably one of the quickest ways to go. Also in
a submersible going down to see the type you die
(02:01):
if that explodes, you know, the little submarine you go
down in. If that implodes, you go before you feel it,
you're done. So bad news in Canoga Park. This is
horrible for this man's family, right for Thanksgiving. He probably
spent Thanksgiving with his family, and now somebody's got to
(02:22):
tell his wife, his kids, his brother, his mom and
dad of this horrible, horrible news coming out of Canoga Park.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I can tell you that the fire department got to
call around three twenty four this afternoon of a person
that fell from a tree. When they arrived, they found
an adult male tree tremor had taken a very tall
fall here and unfortunately has landed on a metal fence here.
Now we can't go in too tight. The body of
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the man is on the fence right now and uncovered.
But I could tell you that the fire department pronounced
that man dad when they arrived on scene, and now
they have to work to recover his body. This is
all happening in the seventy four hundred block of Canoga Avenue.
The cross street here is Valerio Street. But again one
tree turmer has taken a fall to his death here unfortunately,
(03:12):
at this intersection here in Kenoga Park. That's the latest
overhead up in sky five. I'll send it back to
you in the studio.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Ah, but a quick way to go about a horrible, horrible.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Way to go. And his body's still on the fence,
or was it, you know when.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
The cop showed up and they pronounced him dead on
the fence, And that's not a good way to go,
very very own, very painful, quick, I guess. But I
think you know it's coming when you're falling, you know,
you know it's uh, you can see those spikes And.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Would you want, like, if you had the option and
you're in the middle of falling, would you want to
be facing down or up?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Probably up, so you never know when it's coming. Yeah,
and right through the body. But I don't know why
that fence wasn't protected. They usually put wood over those
fences before they start trimming, they take two by fours
put them in a V shape, and I've seen him
do this, and they put it over the entire length
of the fence. And so even if you do fall,
(04:14):
you fall onto plywood, you break your back, maybe your neck,
but you can survive. Yeah, but this guy was impaled
and now.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
His family.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Has to deal with that, and you know, oh, it's
just a mess. If we have any more information on
this poor guy, we will have that for you. We
do want to tell you, though, that we're getting our
first decent Santa Ana winds coming in and you've got
to be aware of this. We saw what happened earlier
this year on January seventh. If you live in Alta Dina,
(04:49):
the Eaton Fire area, Palisades, Malibu, you are extremely aware
of how dangerous these Santa Ana wins can be.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Now doors we go. Now, we can feel by tonight
little chill in the air and there you can see
some clouds starting to move it and it's really going
to change our weather conditions, but just ever so briefly
for that one day. So we'll be watching for that,
certainly over the next few hours. So there's a great
shot here. The inland spot's going a nice miles seventy
degree temperature range right now in Van Eyes Dad, a
(05:17):
long beach ago. How about down there where the Queen
resides and we see beautiful blue skies, marine layer lurking
in the distance. Seventy two degrees under the sunny skies
right now, how about that we approach now at the
end of the day, a little snow in the mountain peaks.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Is this Danny Romero doing this?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Sounds like it.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah, he's great man. He's got a lot of energy,
that kind, Danny Romero.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
And forty three degrees for right wood a nice fall
number there. The numbers are staying on the cooler side
for another day or so.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
All Right, it's gonna be cool and maybe windy tomorrow
at Catarina's Club at the White House restaurant will be there, well,
the station will be there. I won't be there at
five am, but five am until eight pm.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
It's a long, long day, but no excuse not to
go down.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I mean you're gonna have five, you know, twelve to
fifteen hours to slide in there. And we prefer do
you arrive at four and leave it eight. That's my preference.
You come at four and you leave it eight, and
we're gonna have a silent auction. My wife is put
together I think ten gift bags. Ten gift I don't know,
(06:22):
there's there's memorabilia in them. Okay, it's crap I don't
want anymore, but I can't say that.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
So when you were cleaning out the garage.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
That's right. This is this is all the crap that
I don't want anymore.
Speaker 7 (06:35):
Oh, that'll be fun.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Yeah, that's what it's called, all the crap that I
want it.
Speaker 7 (06:39):
You know, I don't know if you notice it smart
and final. You last pastathon had given out some of
your head, auctioned off some of your items from your garage.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (06:47):
Someone brought it back and offered for you to it
off again. So you're junk leaving. It's now coming back.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
It's on its way back.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I wonder did they use it in some manner or
did they just just sat there?
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I think it sat there. They cleaned out there.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Right, do I do with this?
Speaker 7 (07:06):
I know I'll give it back to Conway.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
And auction off again for next to nothing. But we
have ten baskets. Uh and there's a list of what's
inn each basket. I don't have that with me unfortunately.
But the starting bid on all of those baskets is
five cents. Five cents, so there's no minimum. Well, I
(07:29):
guess there's a minimum five cents, but you there's gonna
be there's gonna be ten baskets on a table. You
can write down your name how much you want to bid.
And some of them are cool. Some of them have
trophies in that I've won for best float in the
Huntington Beach Parade, which I worked my ass off to
get that, you know that trophy? Oh yeah, you know
I worked with the float makers for like six months.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
You designed design.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, colors, you know, a lot of yelling late nights,
you know, putting, uh, putting streamers on myself the whole run.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
You know we need more streamers, Yes, more red, white
and blue. That's the original idea for that, for the joy.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Six months to come up with that.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
No, we worked on a lot, though, a lot, I
would say, uh, three months of design, three months of
hard you know, sweat tears, and we put it. We
put it together and we won a trophy for it.
So it was a cool deal. That's in one of
the gift bags. There's some DVDs in another way. There's
a John and Ken autographed DVD with them in the bullhorn,
(08:34):
you know, yelling at piece. Yeah, that's in one of
the packages. So I'm gonna I'm gonna text my wife.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Let me do that right now.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Let's say, Hey, I'm going to text her and say, hey,
give me an idea. What's in these baskets? Hold on,
wait a minute, let me see you. Okay, there she is, Jen, Jen?
What in those baskets?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Thank you, your beautiful husband here you all right, we're live.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Welcome back, and talk about a little more with the
weather when this sant Anne is coming in, and also
some more information on tomorrow with the big, huge day
at the White House Restaurant eight eight seven South Anaheim Boulevard.
Hopefully you get there at four and we'll be there
at all eight. We're going an extra hour four to
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eight pm tomorrow right here on KFI and at the
White House Restaurant with our buddy Bruno.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
Yeah, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from
KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
We can't stress enough.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We were going to be out there tomorrow for the
pastathon that is going to be great. It's going to
start with Amy King and then Bill Handle will be
out there live, followed by Gary and Shannon and then
John Colevelt and then us till eight o'clock from five
(10:12):
am until eight pm eight eight seven South Anaheim Boulevard.
You can donate at KFI AM six forty dot com
slash Pastathon. One hundred percent of your donation goes to
Katerina's Club.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
That's cool. Here.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
You can go to any Wendy's and donate five bucks.
You're gonna get a coupon book and that money goes
to those feeding those kids. So we'll be out there,
you know, yelling, drinking, smoking, fighting, I don't know, making
fun of people that out there.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It's gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
If you go to Wild Fork Foods and they have
eleven southern California locations and you say KFI Postathon at checkout,
fifteen percent of your purchase goes to Katerina's Club. But
you have to say pastathon at checkout. That's all you
gotta do. And then a giving machine. There's a lot
of those out there, there's four of them. One the
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closest one I thing is in Huntington Beach, or there's
one in Tyler maulin Riverside as well, so you can
find out all the information. Got a CAFI AM six
forty dot com slash pastathon ding dog with that pastaton.
All right, let's finish up with the weather here. When
is it going to be windy? Let's go back with
Danny Romero over there with ABC News. What's going on?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Daddy seventy one and him?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
It's same for Tamaka. Right now we're showing a seventy
two and OHI along the coastline, a very cool sixty
four for Avon out there in Santa Catalina, and also
at sixty three Malibu with sixty five Seal Beach, and
a few spots in the seventies like Kobina and Chino
Hills with Van Eyes and Women Hills right there at
seventy and seventy four. Now the air quality with that
cooler air in place, Tessa, keep us in that good
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green yellow moderate range. And there it is showing up
just that way in southern California.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
You know, there was a do not burn warning over
the weekend over Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
That was good timing.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You know people at fireplaces and I can't put a
fire in their fireplace because you can get a ticket
for that. And I wonder how many people ignored that
and lit a fire anyway. I would say thousands of people.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Thousands in southern California right now. So here's the west
coast again.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Let me ask you, Croage, is your fireplace? Is that
wood burning?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Or is it gas? That's with fake logs? Wow? In
all three fireplaces.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
One of them doesn't have anything in it. We don't
we generally don't use it.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
But you have a fireplace in your bedroom. Yes? How
romantic is this guy?
Speaker 6 (12:35):
You know? Got him fired up every once in a while.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
That knocks it out.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You got a shorty rope, You're a free ball in
a shorty robe in front of that fireplace.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Only the silky once.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Lucky woman out there, lucky woman out there in claremont
Hey's home.
Speaker 6 (12:54):
Christ, I don't want to get started.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
Do you have a bear skin rug near the fireplace?
Speaker 6 (13:06):
Not a real one?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
You might have one if they shoot that bear in
our Kadie have five pounds? Yeah, that big brown bear
that's sleeping under somebody's house.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
She'll get how the guy says, it's leaving during the
day and coming back at night.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Yeah, then shut the what do you do? Shut the door?
Speaker 8 (13:23):
Exactly, shut the door.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
But that is I mean, to have a five hundred
pound bear living under your home.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
That's a big deal. That's a big deal. We'll get
to that. We'll get to that. We got that story.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
There's a story about that.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Oh yeah, we got story on that. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
Oh, you'll see the absence of cloud cover the off
short flow giving us that. However, that will change. You
move ahead a couple of days now, sayose cloud's going
back in place. Another little trough moves in what's called
an inside slider. So kind of dry on this one,
but it will Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
So the takeaway there is just watch out for the winds.
Or we have a five hundred pound bear living under
a house in Altadena. Right, just when you thought Altadena,
how much more can they take, there's a five hundred pound,
big ass brown bear walking back. We will tell you
(14:13):
where that bear is and what this guy is doing
or not doing for that bear. But five hundred pounds
that's a big and you know what his biggest fear
is that it goes under the house and eats and
gets stuck and he can't come out of that little
hole and he's going to die under there, or he's
just gonna that's his new home, you know. But that's
(14:35):
the that's the problem with living near the mountains is
that you're going to have wild animals around your house.
Do you get coyotes around your house?
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Yeah, yeah, we get them all the time, yes, sir, Yeah,
and they're getting more.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Aggressive.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
One of our neighbors three doors down they put on
they put those red lights up.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Have you those boies that completely work?
Speaker 4 (14:58):
Really?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Yeah, she says, never pick up coyotes now. The red
lights scare them away.
Speaker 4 (15:03):
So it's a it's a like a strobe red light.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
It's a slow blinking red light.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
Oh that's great. I got to do that.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Yeah, yeah, because we have we have I see him
maybe three nights a week walking down our street.
Speaker 6 (15:14):
Yeah, they said.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
She says she doesn't even see him anywhere in the neighborhood,
much less walking in front of our house.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Now, and they don't run from us anymore. They just
will casually walk away with those stereotos.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I don't know if the red light thing is like
a break light, you know, sort of thing it scares
them away or what.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
But she says they work like crazy. She never thought
they would, but they absolutely did.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I gotta do that, I gotta do it. All right,
We'll come back and tell you where this bear is.
Five hundred pounds bear in Altadena and the homeowner is
he doesn't know what to do, and he's called nobody
was home, nobody was at work because of Thanksgiving. He
couldn't get a home a hold of you know, wild
animal shelter people or what was that wild game animal.
(15:55):
I guess they deal with it, the wild game beneficient widlamb.
They deal with that, and they I think, he says,
he's waiting for them to get back to him, and
then they got to relocate it. And if it comes back,
I think they kill it.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
I think yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (16:08):
If they have a certain amount of times where they're
like no, it's just.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, then they wipe it out.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
So, hi, bear, if you're listening, you got one shot here, Bob.
Get doors closed, don't knock and go out of that house, dude,
because you're going to see the business end of one
of those rifles.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
That's not going to end well for you.
Speaker 8 (16:26):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
We have another bear. It always seems to be an arcadia,
Alta Dina, Sierra Madre in that area. I think those
bears enjoy that area. There's a lot of people who
live up there. There's a lot of food, there's a
lot of trash, and they don't have to hunt for
wild animals. They can just eat old dominoes and pize
(17:00):
the hut and straw hat and enjoy themselves. There's a
five hundred pound bear living under this guy's house. Five
hundred pounds. It could wipe him out in a heartbeat.
And he wants it out. And he called fishing game
or game and wildfish or fish and chips or something,
(17:21):
and they were closed for the holidays, and he doesn't
know what to do. So they sent the reporter out
there and let's find out what's going on there in
Alta Dina.
Speaker 4 (17:31):
It's a big deal though.
Speaker 9 (17:32):
Five hundred pounds now outa Dina man it set up
a home security camera right outside this crawl space right here,
because you can see that brick that's just one of
many items he noticed was moved and then even destroyed
so you can imagine his surprise when he saw a
five hundred pound black bear living right under his home.
It started Monday night when Ken Johnson's outdoor camera picked
(17:54):
up movement in the driveway.
Speaker 10 (17:55):
It was really big. I've seen him before, but he
was going through the trash. He's never done that before.
And then the next morning, I look and he's coming
out from underneath my head.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
Since then, that's his impression of the bear.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Since then, the bear hasn't just visited, it's moved in.
Ken says he sees it every day on cameras, slipping
in and out like he owns the place. But on Friday,
things turned a little too close for comfort, so I.
Speaker 10 (18:21):
Had to go around and change the batteries. So I
went around there and I just glanced at the hole
from standing up, and I heard this horrible growl like,
oh a hiss I.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Like, and I just ran God, that sounds like something.
What does that sound like? Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:38):
I know what it sounds like. It sounds like every
twenty two years, every twenty one year old that goes
to Vegas with five buddies and they party all night Friday,
and this is what they hear on Saturday from all
the other guys.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
And I just ran.
Speaker 9 (18:54):
Then's now living on edge, unsure when this uninvited house
guest will pop up next. So naturally I asked if
we could go see it?
Speaker 7 (19:02):
See it, I see it, I see it, And you and.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
This reporter got really close to this bear. I mean
literally like within feet of this bear. Unbelievable. What's this
reporter's name, A smugglers her name.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
We're gonna let's see here, Jillian Smuggler.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Jillian Smuckler. Yeah, she's got khonas Man. She got really
close to this bear, really close.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
I got the.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Audience, Yes, I see.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Yeare are you okay?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
This bears chasing him away, running after these two.
Speaker 8 (19:42):
I dropped.
Speaker 10 (19:45):
Animal control and.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
I'm gonna pant.
Speaker 9 (19:50):
He says, it's unsettling knowing he's sharing the property with
a five hundred pound bear living just feet below.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
Him, And it looked like a like a month's because
the eyes are like close together, and then his big
wide head and I wasn't even sure what I was
looking at.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Law enforcement told him staying inside will keep him safe,
but he wants this tenant, gaune, We're you going to
start charging him?
Speaker 10 (20:10):
Rang, Yeah, it'd be nice.
Speaker 4 (20:12):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
If I don't know what the rules are with the bear.
You know, I think you have to give him three warnings.
I have the sheriff come out and talk to him.
I think it's the same for humans as it is
for bears. You know, they'll side with the bear. He'll
be there forever Section B housing or eight or whatever
it is.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
But he's going to be there quite some time.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
He reached out to California Fish and Wildlife to see
if they can help evict this enormous squatter before things escalate.
Speaker 10 (20:39):
I got a recording that said they're close for the holidays.
I don't need a bear for Christmas. I want to
get rid of the bear for Christmas.
Speaker 9 (20:46):
Until Ken can get some help. He tells me he's
going to continue staying indoors and of course keep those
cameras rolling.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
But you know, a five hundred pound bear can break
right through the floor. They'll come after you at night,
right through the.
Speaker 9 (20:58):
Floor in Alta. Dina Juline Smuckler KTLA five News.
Speaker 4 (21:04):
All right, there he is.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
I would say the impression is maybe a two out
of ten. You know, I'm not quite there yet, but
guy's got a bear in his uh in his house,
right underneath his kitchen right there.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
Unbelievable? Are we at time to do this?
Speaker 3 (21:23):
I think we do.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Powerball is back up to huge, huge numbers, seven hundred
and forty million dollars.
Speaker 11 (21:31):
Someone's holiday could be a whole lot brighter this year
if they've got a little luck on their side. The
Powerball jackpot is soaring.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Look at this.
Speaker 11 (21:39):
It now sits at a cool seven hundred forty million dollars.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Can you imagine?
Speaker 11 (21:44):
That is the eleventh largest jackpot in the game's history.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Now, no one has.
Speaker 11 (21:49):
Hit the big prize since early September, and the jackpot
has been growing ever since. The next drawing good Luck
is tonight.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I'm in a couple of different pools for I got
one pool of Burbank dads that I'm involved with. I'm
with the office pool. I got another pool that I'm
with five or six guys I've known since seventh grade.
I mean, I'm in five different pools.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Do you think this is?
Speaker 1 (22:14):
And we all buy ten dollars worth of tickets, you know,
when it goes over five hundred million or so, by croze,
I'll ask you this, Do you think it's unethical that
I'm in five different pools, but I use the same
ticket to get into all five different pools. Like, I
don't buy five different tickets. I'd see it bruin. But look,
(22:35):
I if I hit, that's gonna be a problem. Yes,
that's the problem right there.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
It is.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Then I'm gonna have to share that with thirty people.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
And again, is that really an ethical reason? I just
saw it's going to come up to catch in and
bite you in the air.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
I guess you know what I'm gonna at that point.
I'll just have lawyers deal with that, I guess. But
it's the money for the lawyers after the DV.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Yeah, it's a cheaper way to get involved with five
different pools.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
You know, the same ticket.
Speaker 6 (23:00):
Do you see we got an email from our lottery person.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Yeah, I got skunked zero. Yeah nothing not uh number
not one. Look, I love Michelle Q or Michelle Kelly,
but she's not doing it for us.
Speaker 6 (23:17):
She does really well when.
Speaker 2 (23:18):
She goes like to to U to the any. Yes
she nails on the slots.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, I'm thinking she probably is won and she's just
keeping the dough.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
I don't like to think that about her. But she's
she's not picking good numbers, she's picking horrible numbers.
Speaker 6 (23:37):
Right, Well, is she doing random? Do we know?
Speaker 4 (23:39):
I think she is?
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, but even at random, you would you know, even
a blind chicken gets the kernels.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
Something, you get one number.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
Nothing, nothing.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
But if we win, it's payday, man, it's payday, seven
hundred and forty million dollars.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
Don't take the cash payout?
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, because cursus a stickler. Stickler with that. But let's
find out when the next drawing is.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
What is it? Powerball? All right, let's see.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
What is the next what's the next Powerball drawing? Let's
find out here tonight it is to night tonight, you're right, tonight,
seven hundred and forty million dollars. It's going to go
off at eleven pm Eastern eight pm R time. You
can watch it on the Powerball website. I think they
(24:31):
stop selling tickets at seven.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
It's so crazy to be the cash value is almost
literally half that.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
It's horrible. You got to go with the payments.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Yeah, and that's before taxes.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
So if you take the cash value, you're already gonna
get half of that seven forty take out another half
for the for the taxes.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Right, and it would be nice to have a check
coming in for twenty years, you know, we you know you.
Speaker 6 (24:53):
Do and that you need all that money right now
you're not.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Doing anything, you know, and it's it's just but I
don't if it would change your life, Crows, I mean,
what would you do with seven hundred and forty million dollars?
You'd be the same guy. You'd have that that masking
tape on your headphones. Maybe get better headphones.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
That's exactly what I do.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
Maybe quit my job or buy new headphones. It wouldn't
change it.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
You wouldn't buy a big boat or a plane or anything.
You'd probably buy a house in New Orleans. Right, that
would be it.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
That's pretty much exactly right.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Yeah, And we'd see less of you, that'd be normal.
Less is a good word. That's an optional much less.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
You know, every time we don't have Angel and I
think she hit over the weekend, you know, when she's
not here on Mondays because she's a big lottery go
I think she's hit and.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
She's just keeping it from us.
Speaker 8 (25:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
We got it, we got we got to hit. And
you know, Michelle Q. I'd love her, but she's got
to pick better numbers. All right, we're live. There's eighty
people in that pool. You imagine how many people would
quit here the day after if we won seven hundred
and forty million dollars. There's eighty two people in that pool,
and in a lesson ninety.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Let's see. Yeah, there's no you're right, there's eighty eight.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
So it's seven hundred and forty million divided by eighty
eight that's eight point four million dollars each. This would
be a ghost town here. I'd be the only guy working.
Everybody else would be gone.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
I would give you guy here, Hey, you could literally
say what you wanted and still pay the fine.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I would just have a stack of checks made out
to the FCC.
Speaker 6 (26:29):
You could drop out every f bomb you wanted, and
here you go. Here's another one.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I would buy KFI. I would buy kfive, and with
that kind of money you could yep easily yep. I'd
buy KFI And then I would and I'd have people
panicked for a little while as too, if they're staying
or not, although most of them will be in the pool,
so it doesn't matter. That's true, you know, doll of
eight million dollars.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
So I hope we win.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
We got it strategy, we win, we by the station. Yeah, right,
and I think we're gonna I think we're gonna win.
I have a really good feeling about this. Yeah, I really.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
You're gonna change the number picker, I really do.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
I think we're in the You know you're gonna be
shocked tomorrow where we win, Like, wow, Like I said,
we're gonna win.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
He was right. He was right, man, he nailed it.
Speaker 6 (27:14):
Yeah, you're usually pretty good with your predictions on betting things, right.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, I'll give you an extra forty grand if we
win tonight.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
There you go, you guarantee. And if we don't.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Win, no, we're gonna you know, talk to Michelle of
those numbers.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I got a list from my wife what we are
going to be auctioning off silent auction for the Conway Show.
We've got the number one item is a Fox Sports
basket shirt, hat, golf balls, water bottle, and a book
on the Chicago Cubs. I don't know what that has
to do with Fox Sports, but we stuck that in there.
(27:59):
The next one is it's the ding Dong basket Hostess
VW bus. It's a little toy car, T shirt, a
beanie that says ding Dong, and a shopping bag. Again,
their opening bit is a nickel on all these things,
and they might go for a nickel. The third one
is a cooler an Kfi cooler bag, T shirt, John
(28:24):
and Ken CD or DVD, I should say, signed by John.
Then there's another one, a Tim Conway Junior show bag.
It's a shirt, a mug, a Jesse Jackson bobblehead doll,
a ding Dong beanie and a key chain that's hot.
Next one is the c Crane basket Mini solar radio,
(28:47):
Wi Fi Internet radio and my old headphones that I
use for ten years. Signed them and stuck them in
that basket, so that could be yours as well. And
there's another c crane basket, a mini solar radio, Wi
Fi Internet radio and a book. I don't know what
kind of book, it's just a book. There's a racetrack
(29:08):
bag that's item number eight. Two beer signs Saratoga photo
from Upstate New York, lanyards, Santa Anita, pins and a pin.
The lanyard is from a for the Breeders Cup, so
that'll be cool. And then the ninth basket is the
Huntington Beach Parade. Two trophies and a ribbon. So you
(29:28):
can bid on these starting tomorrow. I think we'll have
them out there by three point thirty quarter to four.
We'll have them there atill eight o'clock and the silent
auction problem will probably end around seven thirty and they'll
all be displayed on a table and again minimum bid
five cents.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
But there is one rule.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
If you're the winning bidder on any of these baskets,
you have to take them home and you have to
keep them. You can't bring them back. Do not return them, please,
they're yours. It's just confusing when people and insulting when
people bring back crap that we gave them.
Speaker 4 (30:08):
So that's tomorrow, Belly. And what time are you out
there tomorrow?
Speaker 7 (30:11):
Oh, I don't know, probably two two o'clock.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
That's pretty close to where you live every night.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Right very close. I love it.
Speaker 4 (30:21):
That's great.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Belly will be in her home. It'll be a home
game for Belly.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I think Angel's coming. I don't hear her on the air.
Tonight had a long Thanksgiving. I guess five days wasn't
enough for her to eat the turkey and enjoy the
family and take another day off.
Speaker 4 (30:39):
And Krozier will be out there. You bring in your wife,
you bring Jen.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
No, probably not. It is working.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Oh oh that's why she's in school. Yeah, all right,
so we'll be out there all day. Eight eight seven
South Anaheim Boulevard. Come early though, and see Amy King
at five am, you know, get out the round four
thirty and see Ammy King at five and then Bill
Handle at six, then garyon Channon, then John Colebelt, then
(31:09):
us and that's a wrap five am to eight pm.
Eight eight seven South an I'm Boulevard. That is the
White House Restaurant. And everything you donate is going right
to those kids and to feed those children so they
don't have to, you know, eat a bag of chips
or a candy bar.
Speaker 4 (31:27):
Well, that does sound pretty good? Does sound pretty good?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
I had a bag of chips in a candy bar.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Yeah, I like that. I like that meal.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
But he cooks hot pasta and sauce for all these kids,
twenty five thousand meals a week. It's a lot of meals,
and he can do it for a dollar. I don't
know how he does it, but he can whip together
a meal for a buck. I think it's all donated
pasta and sauce, but I don't know how he does with.
You know, some is ragoos, some is reyos, you know,
(31:55):
some is uh, you know, Campbell's soup or whatever, and
he makes it all the other And he's got a
knack for this thing, so it's gonna make it taste good.
So kids come out and have some food, and he's
gonna feat him. That's a great data, maorw great great
day tomorrow. And we could not do without you, the audience.
You always show up for these things, and you always donate,
(32:16):
probably more than than you can or comfortable with, and
it is We're very proud to be, you know, to
be in the presence of people who are so giving,
very very proud of that Conway show on demand on
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on kf I Am six forty four to seven pm
(32:37):
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