March 18, 2025 • 34 mins
Tim kicks off a special Tuesday show with Mark Thompson, covering the dramatic return of stranded astronauts Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore. The guys break down Tracy Morgan’s mid-game mishap at the Knicks game, debate whether food poisoning was to blame, and celebrate the Dodgers’ season-opening win. Plus, Tim shares a classic moment between Larry King and Jerry Seinfeld — and gives a big thank you to Boichik Bagels in Los Feliz for fueling the crew!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's cam If I am six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio apps,
can if I am sixty Conway Show. Mark Thompson is here.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Thank you, Tim, and thank you everyone. Please be seated.
I'm just so humbled and everyone rises.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Like we got a lot going on today. We're gonna
get Alex Stone here in a second.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Then Rick d Weekly, you know, the Astronauts are back,
Tim Rick Rick here in the morning, and.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
John Camuch is coming on with us. He co hosts
Valentine in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Valentine in the Morning. What a four point three my FM.
I only do the one voice, so I don't know
what Valentine sounds like.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
And uh and then I was I was on with
Booker and Striker.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I love Booker, yeah, and I love Striker.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You know Striker I do.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
In fact, I've got a picture of Striker, Jennifer Tilly
and myself.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
They're both very nice.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Dinner in Las Vegas. Yeah, yeah, they're both very cool.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You think like guys like that'd be burned out and
angry and bitter, and they're not at all. No, you know,
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Up there Alex Stone is with us maybe c news Alex,
how you bob ding Dong? Is richy coming on? Y?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Rick Ds loves Alex Stone, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well, So he stopped by a buddy of mine at
l a f D. He stopped by his firehouse the
other day and I got a text and he goes,
do you know Rick D's. I said, well, I know
who rig D's is. I don't know rig D's And
he said he was the nicest guy that they stopped
in and took photos of all the firefighters, and I
think he was. He may have had his grandkids or
somebody with them, selling Girl Scout cookies, but he had
(01:35):
a very nice stop with the l a f D.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I had lunch with him today at Nova Cafe and
Burbank and while we're while waiting to order, he said
to the young lady I think her name is Katie, said, hey,
this guy's a big radio star. He's on KFI in
the afternoon. It's Tim Conway Junior. And she goes, I
don't know who that is. And then I said, hey,
this is Rick D. She goes, I don't know who
that is.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, we have a song at.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Some point Yeah, disko duck.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, that's right, yes, go die.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Rick D's at the height of his powers, was absolutely untouchable.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
He changed LA Radio.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah's you know when when when? And again we'll talk
to him at five o'clock, Rick D. He's coming out
at five. But when he started here in LA, they
were getting thirty five dollars a spot at Kiss FM.
And he said, now, his general manager, I think was
Wally Clark, said, those commercials are now going for one
(02:34):
thousand dollars a minute, and everybody on the station, all
the advertisers canceled. Then the ratings came out three months
later and he was number one, and they all came
back and they were making money hand over the over fist.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
At that kids what time in radio And.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
If you were in sales you were making eighteen percent commission.
So if you sold two million dollars worth of VADs,
which you can do in two months on kids, sure
you can make three hundred and sixty thous and dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, they were all driving in whenever that was the nineties.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
They were all driving you know, high end Mercedes, you
know Maserati's. The sales staff was knocking it out, and
so so I asked him, I said, hey, where is
everybody Big Ron O'Brien and you know, Magic Matt and
all that stuff. And he went through the list and like.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Wow, that guy died. That guy died.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That guy died. A Magic Matt's still around, but a
lot of the other guys have moved on.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Moved on.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh that's said Big Ron O'Brien.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I love that guy.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, he was.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
There are a lot of Big Ron O'Brien's, I think
across the country. I don't know, yeah, but but he was.
He was a special one, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So Alex Stone, ABC News, the astronauts are back, Eh.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
They are, Yeah, a few minutes ago. It's really cool
to see them coming down. It was like the ultimate
uber board SpaceX for Elon Musk. You think that they
got in and went, you know, are you my my
uber driver? Because that they essentially had to hit a
ride on this thing that you remember nine months ago,
and we would talk about it every day of June
and July and August. What are they going to do?
Boeing couldn't get them home. The Boeing star Liner had problems,
(04:05):
and then they debated well, is it safe enough? Could
they fix it remotely? Then they ended up jettising it
and sending it home on its own, empty without them.
And then SpaceX launched in September with two astronauts instead
of four, so there would be two open seats today
at the end of those astronauts who went up their
six month mission which ended today, and they put Sunny
(04:25):
Williams and Butcher Willmore in there. And then over the
blue waters of the Gulf of whatever we're going to
call it America or Mexico, the four giant parachutes sprung open,
slowed the SpaceX Freedom Capsule from seventeen thousand miles an
hour down to sixteen miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
They felt three to five g's, which is equal to
about a high end roller coaster. That that was about it.
And then we heard copy.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Two hundred meters brace for splash down.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Brace for splash down in the golf.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And splashdown nine back on Earth the.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Chairs from SpaceX headquarters here in SoCal and they're safely back.
A few minutes ago, all of the well, the three
astronauts of one cosmonaut, they were lifted out. They looked
a weak but they were waving and smiling and everything
as they were put into kind of wheelchairs and wheeled
away on a ship. But what was cool is is
that we're bobbing around in the gulf waiting for the
(05:21):
ship to get to them. There were dolphins that came
up and started playing around it in the turquoise blue waters,
hopping around and swimming around it that a drone could
see above.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So that was neat.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
They look good, they're smiling. They continue to tell us.
Nasaid that they were never stranded up there and that
this was not them being stranded. Yes, but it's semantics
here and that yes, the SpaceX sent up a capsule
that was attached to them had they needed to get
an emergency exit out of there. But it's not like
they could go home. But the Butch and Sonny said, well,
(05:51):
up there, since.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
We've been here, we've had a way to get home
if we really needed to in an emergency.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
There's many ways to characterize it. Stranded. I don't think
is one of them, because we're on the space station.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Well I don't know of being on the space station
and not being able to get home as stranded or not.
But NASA says that they were not stranded, and they
actually butchered. Sonny gave it thanks to Elon Musk and
President Trump forgetting them home. That the SpaceX was able
to do what Boeing was not able to do.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I heard there are protesters out there banging on the capsule.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Out on the ocean waiting for them to let I mean,
the crazy thing is, if you think many many years ago,
they had to decide what track they were going to
go on, Boeing or SpaceX, and they chose Boeing because
that was a sure thing back when SpaceX was like, no,
they're never going to do they won't get it up there.
And nobody knows this company back then, but Boeing, I mean, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
The sure thing.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
And then years and years of problems with Starliner, and
all of a sudden it was delayed many many years,
and SpaceX was sending people up left and right, and
it was SpaceX it had to rescue them after Boeing
finally got it launched, and then they had problems on
board and couldn't bring them back.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I heard that Elon Mosque offered to rescue them six
months ago, and Joe Biden said, no, is that true.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I don't know. I hadn't heard that they wanted to
stay up there for the Sunday brunches.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, they said, now please there.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
But they did a great job, you know, over the
last eight months of hiding their handicaps because I didn't
know they were both handicapped.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
They do get into those wheelchairs out, Yes they do,
and I mean you can imagine they exercise up there,
but but you're going to be weak. They're going to
go now to Houston where they've got to do medical
checkups and debriefs, and they'll see their families there. But
everything that's changed since they launched. They voted electronically. They've
missed things with their children that they talk about were
big deals. They thought it was gonna be eight days
(07:38):
and imagine how stinky that underwear is now after nine months. No,
they got supply ships up there. They brought them stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
But still is is Trump looking into how they voted.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It was electronics, So I'm sure there's some way that
they can figure that they have a special This was
described to me by our NASA expert at ABC News, Genisenserian.
Here's and they have a special electronic way only for
astronauts to vote that they can vote from up there.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Really, Yeah, what a pain of the ass you imagine that.
I mean, we're so crazy with voting that some guy
to spend a million dollars to figure out how to
how they can vote encrypted.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Way from space.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
And does their vote count if they're not in the
United States, They're not on the planet.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
If they're not floating above the United States in that moment, right,
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well, that's glad. I'm glad they're home. I think they're
going to divorce their husband or significant other and get
divorce and get married, I think to each other. Yeah,
I think when you spend that much time in space,
you sort of just you know, you hook up.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And I'm telling you that's the movie. It's it's Scarlett
Johansson and like Jake Jillenhaal. They're up there and then
they're stranded, right and as.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All the love and it has all the Disney you
know elements the you know, the little divorce is part
of Disney. But okay, well the dolphins at the end, yeh.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Going on?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, man, that's that was cool to see that though.
You know, these guys are guy and Gal or guys
and gal. I guess there were four when they came down.
But to that kind of technology to be in the
space station, you know, on Monday night and then be
on Earth on Tuesday. I remember in the past, you know,
when the when the astronauts were circling the moon or
(09:17):
on the moon, whatever your thoughts are. It used to
take it like a week to get back. And now
now it's very fairly quick.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
And it's all automated. Now it can fly itself. I mean,
it really is like a Tesla on autopilot that they
don't really have to do a whole lot. It can
do it all on its own.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah. I mean when they have the new Dreamliners seven
eighty seven or seventy seven Triple seven Dreamliner, Yeah, seven
eighty seven, up and up in the cockpit, there was
enough room for one pilot and one dog, and the
pilot's job was to feed the dog, and the dog's
job was to bite the pilot if he touches anything.
It's fully automated.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
How many pilots are yelling at you right now?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
No, they love that joke.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
As a matter of fact, that joke is from a
test pilot from Boeing. So stick it in there, crop
ding dong with him, Alex, thanks for coming on with us.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Bub ding dong. The firefighters were very happy.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
All right, we'll tell them that's all right, Alex Stone,
ABC News.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
He's the real thing.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
He's a real deal astronauts back on Earth. That is great.
How long will Butcher be on the couch before his
wife is like, hey, can you give me a hand?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Look at you, mister, I just got back from space.
You don't want to take out the trash.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm trying to watch a little ESPN and have a hamburger.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh excuse me, mister hero.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Give me a break. When will get tired of bringing
him a beer? Oh yeah, yeah? And a cigarette? You know,
I don't know if you know this. They both picked
up smoking of them.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, maybe you should call mission control for a six pack.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
All right, real live, it's Conway's show. Mark Thompson's here.
KFI AM six forty is Conway Show. Mark Thompson is here. Yeah,
ding dong with that?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Did you say Valentine's coming in later?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Not Valentine but somebody from the Valentine Show. I believe
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I just started dating Courtney when we were over there
at that iHeart thing at Universal where they years ago. Yeah,
this is years ago. We just started dating and Valentine
she'd worked with him, I mean she you know, she'd
worked with him her sponsorship thing. He comes up the
escalator and she dropped me like a bad habit ran
over to him, like Hallard was so excited.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It was like, did they know each other?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
This is what exciting? Yes, they did. And then he
started the whole thing about how great she was, and
she tried the whole thing about how great he was,
and I was just standing there. It was pretty So
I look at him with a and he's so talented.
I think he's very good. And but I look at
him with that memory like indelibly imprinted in my brain,
(11:48):
so I can't hear even the mention of bound. There
they were remembering that Courtney really loves him more than
she does me.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Okay, can I ask you a question?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, same scenario. You're at a party iHeart party and
you're good friends with ellen K and ellen K comes
up and you make a bee line to ellen K.
She makes a bee line to you. You guys hug
and talk and talk about great each other. Are is
Courtney cool with that. Courtney's not cool with anything. Yeah,
(12:19):
I'm guessing it wouldn't go. That's a one way street.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Absolutely one way street.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, I've noticed that with all my friend's wives. You know,
if they if they meet an old boyfriend and old husband,
ex husband, old coworkers man, and they want to discuss
and then talk about stuff, guys go out and have
a cigarette. They could care less. But man, you get
a sniff that that that there's a girl another girl around,
and that could be murder.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's even worse than that, Like if I were then
to go, hey, you know what we're gonna do. Ellen
and her husband are going to go out with us
next week. We're gonna go out with the fourth Now
I'm not going out with Ellen K. I'm not going
out with Ellen K. She's your friend, not mine. All Right,
That didn't go over So I played that out many
many times. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Your guy Tracy Morgan, Oh what happened with him? You
know he was at a Knicks basketball game and he
got very very sick.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
He started bleeding from the nose or something.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Right, well, he's he was throwing up all over the court. Oh,
I see, okay? Or the side of the court. You know,
when you have that kind of money, when you have
that kind of Walmart money and you have that kind
of acting money, you can buy court side seats or
they just give him to you. You know, if you're
a big Knicks fan, then you're a celebrity. And so
instead of throwing up like in the eighteenth row or
in the second deck, he's throwing up on the court. Yeah,
(13:41):
on the court now. He said, it's food poisoning.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I see. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I mean, you want to you're throwing you know, the
whole stadium under the bus that they're giving you bad
food when maybe you drank too much or maybe you
did too much of this, too much of that, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I didn't think of that.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I don't know. I've never heard of anybody sitting court
side and getting food poisoning and throwing up on the court.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Well, usually the food you're getting if you're sitting court
side is from that special VIP area too. You know,
there's a whole sure concourse that I wasn't even aware
of because I don't sit the court side right and
one time I did it. Oh my god, this is
like you know, this is heaven. There's a whole buffet
and it's top service. So it's hard to believe that
he got food poisoning there, but it's possible.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
And when food, when you get food poisoning, it usually
takes like four or five six hours to kick in.
You're like, oh, I don't feel good, maybe I'll go home.
You rest for a while, then you throw up. You
don't get food poisoning in eight seconds later you're throwing up.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
At Yeah, that's true. It would certainly be an hour.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's odd.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And then when you feel yourself about to throw up
and you're on the court side, don't you split? Or
do you love the publicity? Now he's in the news again.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I don't know if this is the publicity.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Let's find out more about this guy. Tracy Morgan's thrown
up all over the NBA.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Tracy Morgan's updating fans after throwing up court side on Monday.
The actor all smiles on Instagram from hospital.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Bet, how about the guy that's got to come in
and dust that up for you, you know, coming with
the towels, the green sawdust. Yeah, the disinfection.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Man.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Oh, I'm doing Okay, now and doctor say it was
food poisoning.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Although I gotta say they're undefeated. When he's throwing all
all over the court. I think that was a joke
he made, which is pretty good.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
There is a little delay here.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
They delayed the game because Tracy Morgan's throwing up all
over the NBA. Wow, there is a little delay here.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
They're tweeting up short side.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
I believe a fan.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Lost the contents of their stomach short side.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
That's a nice wedding, said, lost the contents of the stomach.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Lost the contents of their stomach short side.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Oh, I will technically that's what he did.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
The NBA game paused for ten minutes amid Morgan's emergency
after becoming ill. The SNL star left in a wheelchair,
seemingly with a nose lead as well. Now on ex
Ben Stiller's sending good thoughts to his fellow Nicks die Hard.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Okay, I've had food poison before. My wife's had it.
Knock on wood. I don't think my daughter's ever had it.
I have had bouts of it. I've seen people with it.
I've seen people the station with it. I have never
seen somebody throw up and get a nosebleed from food
poison No. Never, I suspect something else is going Oh,
(16:26):
I suspect there's more to this than food poisoning.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
They're trying to clean it up, but there's a hearty
amount of clean up that has to happen.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
If you stop talking about that.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Much appreciated, wouldn't you ban him from the stadium?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't think so. No, No, I would. But have
you ever had that? This is kind of gross. I
want to apologize events, But have you ever had that
thing where you see somebody or you know where they're
wretching and you smell you everything, and then it causes
you to lose it as well. I've had that. It's bad.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, I think a lot of people did. I think
the whole Lower Bowl was throwing up at one point.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Back in his update, the comedians already got jokes on
his road to recovery. More importantly, the Knicks are now
want to know when I throw up on the court.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
It's a good joke.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's funny. It's a good joke.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
More importantly, the Knicks are now want to know when
I throw up on the court. Maybe I'll have to
break it out again in the playoffs. On that note,
a rep for Madison Square Garden tells ET they look
forward to seeing Tracy back court side.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
There you go. I hope he gets better. No more
food poisoning for that lad. All right, we're live. Conway
and Thompson were live on six.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Caf I Am six Conway Show. Mark Thompson is in
the house. Kids still say that they like that.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh yeah, the end.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
The house is still hot and it's hotter than hell.
At five o'clock, we'll talk a little bit about the Dodgers.
They won their home opener on the road. I guess
that's not their home opener, then, well, maybe it would
know it was their home opener.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Is considered their home opener?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Was, Yeah, because they were I think they were the
home team when they played last night. I don't know, Sam,
do you know whether they were the home team last
night or away team. I think both teams are away
team when you're in Japan. I have no idea who
was Sip added second, I can look that up. Let
me look at the box score for the Dodgers. I'll
(18:29):
tell you who.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Score.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'll tell you who is the home team and who
was the Okay, the Cubs were the home team and
the Cubs lost to the Dodgers. Spoiler alert four to
one Dodgers four Cubs won. So the Dodgers magic number
is one sixty one? Is that Ryan? One sixty one?
(18:57):
A combination of one hundred and sixty one wins or
the other team's losing, and we will have Wow another
well and National League West champion.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, ding dog.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Hey, they are the only undefeated team in the major
leagues right now.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Oh is that right? It's another way to dodge Getta.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
That's great, that's fantastic. Dodger's gonna play again tonight. It'll
be on KLAC five seventy am LA Sports tonight, I
think at three am. So that's a cool deal. iHeart
Radio Awards. I don't know if you went and saw
the iHeart Radio Awards. That was a big deal last Hollywood. Huh, Yeah,
our own John Colbert went to that thing. Yes, So
(19:36):
let's find out more about the iHeart Radio Awards. Go
backstage at the iHeartRadio Wards.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Hey, guys, I'm here at the twelfth annual iHeartRadio Music Awards.
It is absolute man message. But it's okay because right
here GM E three we have an exclusive locations where
all the nominees and the performers are going to be
coming to hang out with us.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Check it out.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Can you just tell us how you feel tonight?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Feel great?
Speaker 7 (20:01):
It is it?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I feel cool when I'm standing next to you doing
in that's right. And it was hosted by ll K
J cool JA. That's the way our former president Joe
Biden introduced them one day or talked about him.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Now, that's right. He was doing l J cool J. Well,
that was his birth name, ll L l L. There
a number of additional l's.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I think, what does that stand for?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
L Ladies love cool Jamestown?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, that's what it stands for.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Thing dong with this guy Like this is about the fans,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
It's nice to see the young artist gets did breakout
moments and.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
See the legendary artist gets celebrated and it's just fun.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
The night was full of big moments.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, huge moments last night at the Warren's show. It
was at the same theater they do the oscars. Sure,
the of the old Kodak now right, Dolby Dolby Theater
and big Winners.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
And just all the support that they've shown me and
just holding it down for music in general.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Radio has been playing with playing playing lesper thirty plus years.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
We just play our little hearts out, We play a
little ihearts out.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Taylor Swift's Era's tour was recognized as the Tour of
the Century and there were some amazing live performances. A
really emotional moment came during the tribute to the LA
community still recovering from the devastating wildfires.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I want to say a big thank you to our
LA firefighters, first responders, and.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Everybody here then probably turned to double to hope during
the product this year, How cool.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Is it to be able to have some of the
first responders that were there in the front lines.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Those are real human beings that had to, you know,
deal with something that they've never seen before. So if
we can fast forward and say today we honor you
and give them the best seats, have them in the audience.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
And two incredible women were top honoring. Mega selling artist
Mariah Carey got the Icon Award.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Do you like the unsoung.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
She's broken down so many barriers. She's iconic and she's
so funny. Like Mariah's so well deserved.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I'm so happy for her.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
And creative genius Lady Gaga received the Innovator Award. On
the one hand, I feel like I've been doing this forever,
and on the other hand, I know I'm just getting started.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Well, they both one way or another advanced music along
and I think it's just fantastic how many sort of
female artists.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
There are today.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Really is sort of doing great work. So that's exciting.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, there you go. It was last night big hit,
the iHeart Music Award.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I guess when Mariah Carey went on stage, she said,
is the lighting okay? Because I don't like bad lighting.
It's just kind of a fun thing to say. Okay. Well,
I mean, you know they have a reputation, yes, exactly,
and she's kind of having fun with it.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
That's right, all right, very good. The Art Music Awards.
I would have gone to it, but I was working.
You know, they started five o'clock. Oh sure, because for
the East Coast that's right. Show, Yeah, that's right. Maybe
I'll go one year.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
You know, at the very beginning of the Dolby Theater
when it was the Kodak Theater. I did one of
the first big events there. Tim Actually I was a
voiceover artist on a big event and Larry King was there.
And here is the what I recall, they didn't yet
have in all of the dressing rooms the cable TV
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hooked up. There was no television reception. It seems incredible
because of the place now, but they were putting on
this big event and there were no There was no
television recepts. So there are all these TV trucks and
stuff because it was done for television and yet no
way to watch TV. And the NFL Playoffs were on.
Oh my god. So I am standing on the loading
(23:50):
dock with Larry King, asking can we set up something
so we can watch a little bit of the game
while you guys are prepping, And they set up a
little It was like a black and white kind of
It was really bad, and there was some kind of
snowy reception, and Larry King and I were the only
ones were hunched over the TV watching. I think it
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was the Raiders playing in the playoffs. Maybe I forget
the exact teams that were playing, but it was really
a funny. It was right on the loading dock at
the Kodak Theater at that time. Meanwhile, everybody's going past
trying to prep up the event.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Is that the time where he went with his crutch
when he said to you, are you a voiceover guy
who's a radio guy? Or radio guy who's a voiceover guy?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I remember asking, so where are you living now? And
he leaned into me and he said Beverly Hills. It
was great like he punched it.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
And he started that with Madonna. He would say to Madonna,
are you a singer who's an actress? Or an actress
is a singer? Are you to Magic Johnson? Are you
a basketball player that's a team owner or a team
owner who's a basketball He has that of everybody that
came on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That's very funny.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Seinfeld, you a stand up comic who's an actor? Or
an actor is a stand up comic? His Uh, he
had just signed a new big deal.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I remember that, and I said congratulations on the new
deal and he said two words aol time Warner. I said,
I guess it's a good deal. Then, huh.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I missed that, dude, Oh yeah, I love that. Larry
kig Man I enjoyed that guy and him interviewing Seinfeld
is still some of the best audio that is. You're right,
we'll play it when we come back if you've missed it.
Larry King talking to Jerry Seinfeld about Jerry Seinfeld wrapping
up his show. Seinfeld and Larry King asked him, were
(25:45):
you canceled where they cancel you or you cancel them?
He's like, Larry, Larry, I'm number one on the top
of the game. Big difference between being number one and
being canceled. All rely on KFI. It's Townson KFI. I
Am six forty Conway show. Larry King was interviewing Jerry
(26:06):
Seinfeld and this might be the best audio from CNN
ever where. Larry King asked Jerry Seinfeld, who had the
number one show on TV. They cancel you, you cancel them?
And Jerry Seinfeld could not believe how insulting that was.
(26:27):
Big difference from being number one and being canceled. It's
the best audio ever. I'll play without interrupting it. That's
how great it is, lasted how long?
Speaker 9 (26:37):
Nine years, one hundred and eighty episode.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
You gave it up, right, I did?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
They didn't cancel you, You cancel them. You're not aware
of this.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
I'm asking you, do you think I got canceled you
under the impression cancel I hurt you?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Jerry, I thought that was.
Speaker 9 (26:52):
Pretty well documented.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
This is shown, don't most shows go down a little?
Speaker 9 (26:56):
Most people do also, But yeah, no, I went off there.
I was the number one show on television. Larry, you
know who I am, Jewish Guy Brook. Yes, okay, seventy
five million viewers last episode. Well, that's a big difference
(27:17):
between being canceled.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
And being number one.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
We'll be right back. B.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Movie opens, B movie over the rest of my am
hand from movie.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Open, We'll be right back, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
This is so great.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
There's so many different elements of how great this is.
When when he Jerry Seinfeld so quick that when Larry
King said, well, most shows go down without skipping a beat,
he said, yeah, so do some people. So to most people,
And he was talking about Larry King, right, Jewish Guy Brook.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Yes, okay, seventy five million viewers episode, Well, that's a
big difference between being canceled and being number one.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, I'm sorry. And then Larry gets pissed at him
at the end. Here when when Jerry says Hey, can
somebody get a resume in here for this guy? Listen
to Larry King. He looks straight at him and goes, hey,
that's enough, that's enough. And he wasn't.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Larry wasn't smiling the hand for We'll be right back,
younger Larry King would have like pulled up. This is
I'll tell you what keep going.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, but this is the best part of you're not
aware of this.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
No, I'm asking you.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
Do you think I got canceled? Are you wander the impression?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Jerry?
Speaker 9 (28:43):
I thought that was pretty well documented this.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Most shows go down a little, most people do.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Also, without skipping a beat. That insult came out with
less than a second between Larry saying don't most shows
go down? He goes, yeah, most people do too.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Most shows go down a little, most people do also.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Man, is that quick? He just walked all over that guy.
I wanna feel I'm gonna if he feels bad now
that Larry's gone.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I've heard it haunts him, Tim, it does.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I think you're right more than the B movie did.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
The B movie did well?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
It was any good. I've got to say this, and
I'm not bsing you here. Sometimes we fool around and
we joke and we kid. I am a major, major
fan of poppy Seed bagels. I go to the store
and get one or two almost every day. I toast
(29:43):
one in the morning, I toast one at night a
little butter. And I'm the biggest fan in the world
of bagels. I grew up around I enjoy bagels in Encino,
on Balboa and Ventura, Poppy Star was another place that
had great bagels. There was another bagel joint down the
street that was terrific and they made their own. Then
(30:04):
Western Bagel popped up in the valley. They were terrific.
And then for some reason, bagels have been made by
people and they all taste like just bread. And a
good bagel doesn't taste like bread. A good bagel, you know,
you gotta you gotta bake it, you gotta soak it.
(30:26):
There's an art to a good bagel, and I would
go to Western Bagel. I still like Western Bagel, but
I'm telling you that this bagel that I'm eating right
now is the best I've ever had in my life
by a billion light years.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
And where is it from?
Speaker 9 (30:42):
From?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Is it boy?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Chick?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Is that he pronounce?
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Then?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah, yeah, boy Chick Bagels. There's one now in Los Felis.
I'm telling you it's the best. Don't don't second guess
me and go, oh, maybe he's just saying that for
the air. It's got a little bit of that that chewy,
not too much that you need. You have to have
a little bit of that true, but not like super
like gummy or anything like that. And it's just got
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a slight bit of the sweet and salt to that's
exactly right perfect and the outside is hard, the inside
is soft, and there's a flavor to it. It's not
just bread. Boy Chick Bagels is going to dominate Los
Angeles in the next five to ten years. They will
be the only bagel place that you go to. And
all they're cream chees. They got a ton of different ones.
(31:28):
They're all great. They start, I guess up in Berkeley.
They're in Berkeley. They're also in Palo Alto. It's bo
I c Hik, Santa Clara Boy Chick, Sacramento Fillmore, SF Battery.
I don't know where that is. Los Gatto's never been there,
but I've been to Los Felis. Open every day for
(31:49):
Park San Francisco. Is that San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
They come out of the San Francisco Bay Area.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Based on what you're saying, what's battery parks where people
get battered.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
That's where people get batteries.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh, we have a special ark for it up there
with batteries. Los peelis open every day seven thirty am
to two pm, which I don't like, which they were
open later. I'm a late guy. I don't like to
get out of bed and rush over to a bagel place.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, that's that's the inconvenient.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Uh four to six, five to five Hollywood Boulevard is
the best bagel I've ever had in my life period,
and I'm never having another bagel. I'll drive over the
hill to get these four six five five Hollywood Boulevard.
They're not an advertiser, they're not plugging away. They just
dropped them off and I thought I'd eat it like
another bagel. I'm eating it dry with nothing on, no butter,
(32:35):
no toast, no sour cream, no cream cheese, nothing, no pickles,
no locks, nothing on this thing. And it's it's great.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
There was a bunch of cream cheese out there and
saw somebody walked off with all of it, which is
just not cool to.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I think we put it in the frigerator. Oh is
that right? I didn't see them in the fridge. I
just moved it to the fridge. Which one, Which fridge?
I'll bring them back out. Which fridge you're going to?
One in the kitchen?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, the one in the kitchen. You know there's two
small one's right here? Well, yeah, where the bagels.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I'm going to suggest that we bring it and put
it in the smaller fridge closer to where the bagels
are exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Hey, Matt, Krozer is calling you an idiot. Matt has
many things going on.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
You like to respond, that's fair enough.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I should have put them clos That's not the Matt.
I told you you got to fight more for yourself.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
No, Matt, you're your don't your disposition is perfect?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
You got to say, fu Crozer, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Matt?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I've taught you to fight around here, poker. That's the
best bagel. And Krozer loved it too, yes, very much?
So yeah, and now what do you eat? Which one?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
You this? I like, I looks like a loaded up bagel.
Didn't you tell me to take one that's sessed me?
See it? Or something and I.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Told you not to take the pop poppy because they're horrible.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Well, I usually love poppy and you are trying to
save the posty, trying to save the poppy. How dare you?
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna got two poppies. Now you
have to go?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
When to go? Get the cream cheese? We should break, okay,
but please don't eat the pope seeds. Don't f with me,
just leave you light. The other one got a mighty man.
I get no respect around here, none, you know. They
bring him bagels and you heathens just pounce on the ones.
I like, how dare you?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
We're live on KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty
It's cam If I am six forty and you're listening
to the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio apps,
can if I am sixty Conway Show. Mark Thompson is here.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Thank you, Tim, and thank you everyone. Please be seated.
I'm just so humbled and everyone rises.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Like we got a lot going on today. We're gonna
get Alex Stone here in a second.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Then Rick d Weekly, you know, the Astronauts are back,
Tim Rick Rick here in the morning, and.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
John Camuch is coming on with us. He co hosts
Valentine in the Morning.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Valentine in the Morning. What a four point three my FM.
I only do the one voice, so I don't know
what Valentine sounds like.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
And uh and then I was I was on with
Booker and Striker.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
I love Booker, yeah, and I love Striker.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You know Striker I do.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
In fact, I've got a picture of Striker, Jennifer Tilly
and myself.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
They're both very nice.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Dinner in Las Vegas. Yeah, yeah, they're both very cool.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
You think like guys like that'd be burned out and
angry and bitter, and they're not at all. No, you know,
I don't know what happened.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Up there Alex Stone is with us maybe c news Alex,
how you bob ding Dong? Is richy coming on? Y?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Rick Ds loves Alex Stone, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
Well, So he stopped by a buddy of mine at
l a f D. He stopped by his firehouse the
other day and I got a text and he goes,
do you know Rick D's. I said, well, I know
who rig D's is. I don't know rig D's And
he said he was the nicest guy that they stopped
in and took photos of all the firefighters, and I
think he was. He may have had his grandkids or
somebody with them, selling Girl Scout cookies, but he had
(01:35):
a very nice stop with the l a f D.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I had lunch with him today at Nova Cafe and
Burbank and while we're while waiting to order, he said
to the young lady I think her name is Katie, said, hey,
this guy's a big radio star. He's on KFI in
the afternoon. It's Tim Conway Junior. And she goes, I
don't know who that is. And then I said, hey,
this is Rick D. She goes, I don't know who
that is.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Well, we have a song at.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Some point Yeah, disko duck.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, that's right, yes, go die.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Rick D's at the height of his powers, was absolutely untouchable.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
He changed LA Radio.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's exactly right.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah's you know when when when? And again we'll talk
to him at five o'clock, Rick D. He's coming out
at five. But when he started here in LA, they
were getting thirty five dollars a spot at Kiss FM.
And he said, now, his general manager, I think was
Wally Clark, said, those commercials are now going for one
(02:34):
thousand dollars a minute, and everybody on the station, all
the advertisers canceled. Then the ratings came out three months
later and he was number one, and they all came
back and they were making money hand over the over fist.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
At that kids what time in radio And.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
If you were in sales you were making eighteen percent commission.
So if you sold two million dollars worth of VADs,
which you can do in two months on kids, sure
you can make three hundred and sixty thous and dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, they were all driving in whenever that was the nineties.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
They were all driving you know, high end Mercedes, you
know Maserati's. The sales staff was knocking it out, and
so so I asked him, I said, hey, where is
everybody Big Ron O'Brien and you know, Magic Matt and
all that stuff. And he went through the list and like.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Wow, that guy died. That guy died.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
That guy died. A Magic Matt's still around, but a
lot of the other guys have moved on.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Moved on.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Oh that's said Big Ron O'Brien.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I love that guy.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, yeah, he was.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
There are a lot of Big Ron O'Brien's, I think
across the country. I don't know, yeah, but but he was.
He was a special one, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
So Alex Stone, ABC News, the astronauts are back, Eh.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
They are, Yeah, a few minutes ago. It's really cool
to see them coming down. It was like the ultimate
uber board SpaceX for Elon Musk. You think that they
got in and went, you know, are you my my
uber driver? Because that they essentially had to hit a
ride on this thing that you remember nine months ago,
and we would talk about it every day of June
and July and August. What are they going to do?
Boeing couldn't get them home. The Boeing star Liner had problems,
(04:05):
and then they debated well, is it safe enough? Could
they fix it remotely? Then they ended up jettising it
and sending it home on its own, empty without them.
And then SpaceX launched in September with two astronauts instead
of four, so there would be two open seats today
at the end of those astronauts who went up their
six month mission which ended today, and they put Sunny
(04:25):
Williams and Butcher Willmore in there. And then over the
blue waters of the Gulf of whatever we're going to
call it America or Mexico, the four giant parachutes sprung open,
slowed the SpaceX Freedom Capsule from seventeen thousand miles an
hour down to sixteen miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
They felt three to five g's, which is equal to
about a high end roller coaster. That that was about it.
And then we heard copy.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Two hundred meters brace for splash down.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Brace for splash down in the golf.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
And splashdown nine back on Earth the.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Chairs from SpaceX headquarters here in SoCal and they're safely back.
A few minutes ago, all of the well, the three
astronauts of one cosmonaut, they were lifted out. They looked
a weak but they were waving and smiling and everything
as they were put into kind of wheelchairs and wheeled
away on a ship. But what was cool is is
that we're bobbing around in the gulf waiting for the
(05:21):
ship to get to them. There were dolphins that came
up and started playing around it in the turquoise blue waters,
hopping around and swimming around it that a drone could
see above.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
So that was neat.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
They look good, they're smiling. They continue to tell us.
Nasaid that they were never stranded up there and that
this was not them being stranded. Yes, but it's semantics
here and that yes, the SpaceX sent up a capsule
that was attached to them had they needed to get
an emergency exit out of there. But it's not like
they could go home. But the Butch and Sonny said, well,
(05:51):
up there, since.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
We've been here, we've had a way to get home
if we really needed to in an emergency.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
There's many ways to characterize it. Stranded. I don't think
is one of them, because we're on the space station.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Well I don't know of being on the space station
and not being able to get home as stranded or not.
But NASA says that they were not stranded, and they
actually butchered. Sonny gave it thanks to Elon Musk and
President Trump forgetting them home. That the SpaceX was able
to do what Boeing was not able to do.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I heard there are protesters out there banging on the capsule.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Out on the ocean waiting for them to let I mean,
the crazy thing is, if you think many many years ago,
they had to decide what track they were going to
go on, Boeing or SpaceX, and they chose Boeing because
that was a sure thing back when SpaceX was like, no,
they're never going to do they won't get it up there.
And nobody knows this company back then, but Boeing, I mean, that's.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
The sure thing.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
And then years and years of problems with Starliner, and
all of a sudden it was delayed many many years,
and SpaceX was sending people up left and right, and
it was SpaceX it had to rescue them after Boeing
finally got it launched, and then they had problems on
board and couldn't bring them back.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I heard that Elon Mosque offered to rescue them six
months ago, and Joe Biden said, no, is that true.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
I don't know. I hadn't heard that they wanted to
stay up there for the Sunday brunches.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, they said, now please there.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
But they did a great job, you know, over the
last eight months of hiding their handicaps because I didn't
know they were both handicapped.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
They do get into those wheelchairs out, Yes they do,
and I mean you can imagine they exercise up there,
but but you're going to be weak. They're going to
go now to Houston where they've got to do medical
checkups and debriefs, and they'll see their families there. But
everything that's changed since they launched. They voted electronically. They've
missed things with their children that they talk about were
big deals. They thought it was gonna be eight days
(07:38):
and imagine how stinky that underwear is now after nine months. No,
they got supply ships up there. They brought them stuff.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
But still is is Trump looking into how they voted.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It was electronics, So I'm sure there's some way that
they can figure that they have a special This was
described to me by our NASA expert at ABC News, Genisenserian.
Here's and they have a special electronic way only for
astronauts to vote that they can vote from up there.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Really, Yeah, what a pain of the ass you imagine that.
I mean, we're so crazy with voting that some guy
to spend a million dollars to figure out how to
how they can vote encrypted.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Way from space.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
And does their vote count if they're not in the
United States, They're not on the planet.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
If they're not floating above the United States in that moment, right,
I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Well, that's glad. I'm glad they're home. I think they're
going to divorce their husband or significant other and get
divorce and get married, I think to each other. Yeah,
I think when you spend that much time in space,
you sort of just you know, you hook up.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
And I'm telling you that's the movie. It's it's Scarlett
Johansson and like Jake Jillenhaal. They're up there and then
they're stranded, right and as.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
All the love and it has all the Disney you
know elements the you know, the little divorce is part
of Disney. But okay, well the dolphins at the end, yeh.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Going on?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, man, that's that was cool to see that though.
You know, these guys are guy and Gal or guys
and gal. I guess there were four when they came down.
But to that kind of technology to be in the
space station, you know, on Monday night and then be
on Earth on Tuesday. I remember in the past, you know,
when the when the astronauts were circling the moon or
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on the moon, whatever your thoughts are. It used to
take it like a week to get back. And now
now it's very fairly quick.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
And it's all automated. Now it can fly itself. I mean,
it really is like a Tesla on autopilot that they
don't really have to do a whole lot. It can
do it all on its own.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah. I mean when they have the new Dreamliners seven
eighty seven or seventy seven Triple seven Dreamliner, Yeah, seven
eighty seven, up and up in the cockpit, there was
enough room for one pilot and one dog, and the
pilot's job was to feed the dog, and the dog's
job was to bite the pilot if he touches anything.
It's fully automated.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
How many pilots are yelling at you right now?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
No, they love that joke.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
As a matter of fact, that joke is from a
test pilot from Boeing. So stick it in there, crop
ding dong with him, Alex, thanks for coming on with us.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Bub ding dong. The firefighters were very happy.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
All right, we'll tell them that's all right, Alex Stone,
ABC News.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
He's the real thing.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
He's a real deal astronauts back on Earth. That is great.
How long will Butcher be on the couch before his
wife is like, hey, can you give me a hand?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Look at you, mister, I just got back from space.
You don't want to take out the trash.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I'm trying to watch a little ESPN and have a hamburger.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Oh excuse me, mister hero.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Give me a break. When will get tired of bringing
him a beer? Oh yeah, yeah? And a cigarette? You know,
I don't know if you know this. They both picked
up smoking of them.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Yeah, maybe you should call mission control for a six pack.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
All right, real live, it's Conway's show. Mark Thompson's here.
KFI AM six forty is Conway Show. Mark Thompson is here. Yeah,
ding dong with that?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Did you say Valentine's coming in later?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Not Valentine but somebody from the Valentine Show. I believe
you know.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
I just started dating Courtney when we were over there
at that iHeart thing at Universal where they years ago. Yeah,
this is years ago. We just started dating and Valentine
she'd worked with him, I mean she you know, she'd
worked with him her sponsorship thing. He comes up the
escalator and she dropped me like a bad habit ran
over to him, like Hallard was so excited.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
It was like, did they know each other?
Speaker 2 (11:27):
This is what exciting? Yes, they did. And then he
started the whole thing about how great she was, and
she tried the whole thing about how great he was,
and I was just standing there. It was pretty So
I look at him with a and he's so talented.
I think he's very good. And but I look at
him with that memory like indelibly imprinted in my brain,
(11:48):
so I can't hear even the mention of bound. There
they were remembering that Courtney really loves him more than
she does me.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Okay, can I ask you a question?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Okay, same scenario. You're at a party iHeart party and
you're good friends with ellen K and ellen K comes
up and you make a bee line to ellen K.
She makes a bee line to you. You guys hug
and talk and talk about great each other. Are is
Courtney cool with that. Courtney's not cool with anything. Yeah,
(12:19):
I'm guessing it wouldn't go. That's a one way street.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Absolutely one way street.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Yeah, I've noticed that with all my friend's wives. You know,
if they if they meet an old boyfriend and old husband,
ex husband, old coworkers man, and they want to discuss
and then talk about stuff, guys go out and have
a cigarette. They could care less. But man, you get
a sniff that that that there's a girl another girl around,
and that could be murder.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
It's even worse than that, Like if I were then
to go, hey, you know what we're gonna do. Ellen
and her husband are going to go out with us
next week. We're gonna go out with the fourth Now
I'm not going out with Ellen K. I'm not going
out with Ellen K. She's your friend, not mine. All Right,
That didn't go over So I played that out many
many times. That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Your guy Tracy Morgan, Oh what happened with him? You
know he was at a Knicks basketball game and he
got very very sick.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
He started bleeding from the nose or something.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
Right, well, he's he was throwing up all over the court. Oh,
I see, okay? Or the side of the court. You know,
when you have that kind of money, when you have
that kind of Walmart money and you have that kind
of acting money, you can buy court side seats or
they just give him to you. You know, if you're
a big Knicks fan, then you're a celebrity. And so
instead of throwing up like in the eighteenth row or
in the second deck, he's throwing up on the court. Yeah,
(13:41):
on the court now. He said, it's food poisoning.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I see. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
I mean, you want to you're throwing you know, the
whole stadium under the bus that they're giving you bad
food when maybe you drank too much or maybe you
did too much of this, too much of that, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
I didn't think of that.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
I don't know. I've never heard of anybody sitting court
side and getting food poisoning and throwing up on the court.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Well, usually the food you're getting if you're sitting court
side is from that special VIP area too. You know,
there's a whole sure concourse that I wasn't even aware
of because I don't sit the court side right and
one time I did it. Oh my god, this is
like you know, this is heaven. There's a whole buffet
and it's top service. So it's hard to believe that
he got food poisoning there, but it's possible.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
And when food, when you get food poisoning, it usually
takes like four or five six hours to kick in.
You're like, oh, I don't feel good, maybe I'll go home.
You rest for a while, then you throw up. You
don't get food poisoning in eight seconds later you're throwing up.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
At Yeah, that's true. It would certainly be an hour.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's odd.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
And then when you feel yourself about to throw up
and you're on the court side, don't you split? Or
do you love the publicity? Now he's in the news again.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
I don't know if this is the publicity.
Speaker 6 (14:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Let's find out more about this guy. Tracy Morgan's thrown
up all over the NBA.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
Tracy Morgan's updating fans after throwing up court side on Monday.
The actor all smiles on Instagram from hospital.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Bet, how about the guy that's got to come in
and dust that up for you, you know, coming with
the towels, the green sawdust. Yeah, the disinfection.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Man.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Oh, I'm doing Okay, now and doctor say it was
food poisoning.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Although I gotta say they're undefeated. When he's throwing all
all over the court. I think that was a joke
he made, which is pretty good.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
There is a little delay here.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
They delayed the game because Tracy Morgan's throwing up all
over the NBA. Wow, there is a little delay here.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
They're tweeting up short side.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
I believe a fan.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Lost the contents of their stomach short side.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
That's a nice wedding, said, lost the contents of the stomach.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Lost the contents of their stomach short side.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Oh, I will technically that's what he did.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
The NBA game paused for ten minutes amid Morgan's emergency
after becoming ill. The SNL star left in a wheelchair,
seemingly with a nose lead as well. Now on ex
Ben Stiller's sending good thoughts to his fellow Nicks die Hard.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Okay, I've had food poison before. My wife's had it.
Knock on wood. I don't think my daughter's ever had it.
I have had bouts of it. I've seen people with it.
I've seen people the station with it. I have never
seen somebody throw up and get a nosebleed from food
poison No. Never, I suspect something else is going Oh,
(16:26):
I suspect there's more to this than food poisoning.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
They're trying to clean it up, but there's a hearty
amount of clean up that has to happen.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
If you stop talking about that.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Much appreciated, wouldn't you ban him from the stadium?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
I don't think so. No, No, I would. But have
you ever had that? This is kind of gross. I
want to apologize events, But have you ever had that
thing where you see somebody or you know where they're
wretching and you smell you everything, and then it causes
you to lose it as well. I've had that. It's bad.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, I think a lot of people did. I think
the whole Lower Bowl was throwing up at one point.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Back in his update, the comedians already got jokes on
his road to recovery. More importantly, the Knicks are now
want to know when I throw up on the court.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
It's a good joke.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's funny. It's a good joke.
Speaker 5 (17:17):
More importantly, the Knicks are now want to know when
I throw up on the court. Maybe I'll have to
break it out again in the playoffs. On that note,
a rep for Madison Square Garden tells ET they look
forward to seeing Tracy back court side.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
There you go. I hope he gets better. No more
food poisoning for that lad. All right, we're live. Conway
and Thompson were live on six.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Caf I Am six Conway Show. Mark Thompson is in
the house. Kids still say that they like that.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Oh yeah, the end.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
The house is still hot and it's hotter than hell.
At five o'clock, we'll talk a little bit about the Dodgers.
They won their home opener on the road. I guess
that's not their home opener, then, well, maybe it would
know it was their home opener.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Is considered their home opener?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Was, Yeah, because they were I think they were the
home team when they played last night. I don't know, Sam,
do you know whether they were the home team last
night or away team. I think both teams are away
team when you're in Japan. I have no idea who
was Sip added second, I can look that up. Let
me look at the box score for the Dodgers. I'll
(18:29):
tell you who.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Score.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'll tell you who is the home team and who
was the Okay, the Cubs were the home team and
the Cubs lost to the Dodgers. Spoiler alert four to
one Dodgers four Cubs won. So the Dodgers magic number
is one sixty one? Is that Ryan? One sixty one?
(18:57):
A combination of one hundred and sixty one wins or
the other team's losing, and we will have Wow another
well and National League West champion.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
Yeah, ding dog.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Hey, they are the only undefeated team in the major
leagues right now.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Oh is that right? It's another way to dodge Getta.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
That's great, that's fantastic. Dodger's gonna play again tonight. It'll
be on KLAC five seventy am LA Sports tonight, I
think at three am. So that's a cool deal. iHeart
Radio Awards. I don't know if you went and saw
the iHeart Radio Awards. That was a big deal last Hollywood. Huh, Yeah,
our own John Colbert went to that thing. Yes, So
(19:36):
let's find out more about the iHeart Radio Awards. Go
backstage at the iHeartRadio Wards.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
Hey, guys, I'm here at the twelfth annual iHeartRadio Music Awards.
It is absolute man message. But it's okay because right
here GM E three we have an exclusive locations where
all the nominees and the performers are going to be
coming to hang out with us.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Check it out.
Speaker 7 (19:58):
Can you just tell us how you feel tonight?
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Feel great?
Speaker 7 (20:01):
It is it?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
I feel cool when I'm standing next to you doing
in that's right. And it was hosted by ll K
J cool JA. That's the way our former president Joe
Biden introduced them one day or talked about him.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Now, that's right. He was doing l J cool J. Well,
that was his birth name, ll L l L. There
a number of additional l's.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
I think, what does that stand for?
Speaker 2 (20:25):
L Ladies love cool Jamestown?
Speaker 3 (20:28):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
Yeah, that's what it stands for.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Thing dong with this guy Like this is about the fans,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (20:33):
It's nice to see the young artist gets did breakout
moments and.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
See the legendary artist gets celebrated and it's just fun.
Speaker 3 (20:41):
The night was full of big moments.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Yeah, huge moments last night at the Warren's show. It
was at the same theater they do the oscars. Sure,
the of the old Kodak now right, Dolby Dolby Theater
and big Winners.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
And just all the support that they've shown me and
just holding it down for music in general.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Radio has been playing with playing playing lesper thirty plus years.
Speaker 5 (21:05):
We just play our little hearts out, We play a
little ihearts out.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Taylor Swift's Era's tour was recognized as the Tour of
the Century and there were some amazing live performances. A
really emotional moment came during the tribute to the LA
community still recovering from the devastating wildfires.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
I want to say a big thank you to our
LA firefighters, first responders, and.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Everybody here then probably turned to double to hope during
the product this year, How cool.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Is it to be able to have some of the
first responders that were there in the front lines.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
Those are real human beings that had to, you know,
deal with something that they've never seen before. So if
we can fast forward and say today we honor you
and give them the best seats, have them in the audience.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
And two incredible women were top honoring. Mega selling artist
Mariah Carey got the Icon Award.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
Do you like the unsoung.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
She's broken down so many barriers. She's iconic and she's
so funny. Like Mariah's so well deserved.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I'm so happy for her.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
And creative genius Lady Gaga received the Innovator Award. On
the one hand, I feel like I've been doing this forever,
and on the other hand, I know I'm just getting started.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Well, they both one way or another advanced music along
and I think it's just fantastic how many sort of
female artists.
Speaker 7 (22:33):
There are today.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Really is sort of doing great work. So that's exciting.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, there you go. It was last night big hit,
the iHeart Music Award.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I guess when Mariah Carey went on stage, she said,
is the lighting okay? Because I don't like bad lighting.
It's just kind of a fun thing to say. Okay. Well,
I mean, you know they have a reputation, yes, exactly,
and she's kind of having fun with it.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
That's right, all right, very good. The Art Music Awards.
I would have gone to it, but I was working.
You know, they started five o'clock. Oh sure, because for
the East Coast that's right. Show, Yeah, that's right. Maybe
I'll go one year.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
You know, at the very beginning of the Dolby Theater
when it was the Kodak Theater. I did one of
the first big events there. Tim Actually I was a
voiceover artist on a big event and Larry King was there.
And here is the what I recall, they didn't yet
have in all of the dressing rooms the cable TV
(23:28):
hooked up. There was no television reception. It seems incredible
because of the place now, but they were putting on
this big event and there were no There was no
television recepts. So there are all these TV trucks and
stuff because it was done for television and yet no
way to watch TV. And the NFL Playoffs were on.
Oh my god. So I am standing on the loading
(23:50):
dock with Larry King, asking can we set up something
so we can watch a little bit of the game
while you guys are prepping, And they set up a
little It was like a black and white kind of
It was really bad, and there was some kind of
snowy reception, and Larry King and I were the only
ones were hunched over the TV watching. I think it
(24:11):
was the Raiders playing in the playoffs. Maybe I forget
the exact teams that were playing, but it was really
a funny. It was right on the loading dock at
the Kodak Theater at that time. Meanwhile, everybody's going past
trying to prep up the event.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Is that the time where he went with his crutch
when he said to you, are you a voiceover guy
who's a radio guy? Or radio guy who's a voiceover guy?
Speaker 2 (24:34):
I remember asking, so where are you living now? And
he leaned into me and he said Beverly Hills. It
was great like he punched it.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
And he started that with Madonna. He would say to Madonna,
are you a singer who's an actress? Or an actress
is a singer? Are you to Magic Johnson? Are you
a basketball player that's a team owner or a team
owner who's a basketball He has that of everybody that
came on the show.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
That's very funny.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Seinfeld, you a stand up comic who's an actor? Or
an actor is a stand up comic? His Uh, he
had just signed a new big deal.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
I remember that, and I said congratulations on the new
deal and he said two words aol time Warner. I said,
I guess it's a good deal. Then, huh.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
I missed that, dude, Oh yeah, I love that. Larry
kig Man I enjoyed that guy and him interviewing Seinfeld
is still some of the best audio that is. You're right,
we'll play it when we come back if you've missed it.
Larry King talking to Jerry Seinfeld about Jerry Seinfeld wrapping
up his show. Seinfeld and Larry King asked him, were
(25:45):
you canceled where they cancel you or you cancel them?
He's like, Larry, Larry, I'm number one on the top
of the game. Big difference between being number one and
being canceled. All rely on KFI. It's Townson KFI. I
Am six forty Conway show. Larry King was interviewing Jerry
(26:06):
Seinfeld and this might be the best audio from CNN
ever where. Larry King asked Jerry Seinfeld, who had the
number one show on TV. They cancel you, you cancel them?
And Jerry Seinfeld could not believe how insulting that was.
(26:27):
Big difference from being number one and being canceled. It's
the best audio ever. I'll play without interrupting it. That's
how great it is, lasted how long?
Speaker 9 (26:37):
Nine years, one hundred and eighty episode.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
You gave it up, right, I did?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
They didn't cancel you, You cancel them. You're not aware
of this.
Speaker 9 (26:46):
I'm asking you, do you think I got canceled you
under the impression cancel I hurt you?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Jerry, I thought that was.
Speaker 9 (26:52):
Pretty well documented.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
This is shown, don't most shows go down a little?
Speaker 9 (26:56):
Most people do also, But yeah, no, I went off there.
I was the number one show on television. Larry, you
know who I am, Jewish Guy Brook. Yes, okay, seventy
five million viewers last episode. Well, that's a big difference
(27:17):
between being canceled.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
And being number one.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
We'll be right back. B.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Movie opens, B movie over the rest of my am
hand from movie.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Open, We'll be right back, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
This is so great.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
There's so many different elements of how great this is.
When when he Jerry Seinfeld so quick that when Larry
King said, well, most shows go down without skipping a beat,
he said, yeah, so do some people. So to most people,
And he was talking about Larry King, right, Jewish Guy Brook.
Speaker 9 (27:56):
Yes, okay, seventy five million viewers episode, Well, that's a
big difference between being canceled and being number one.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, I'm sorry. And then Larry gets pissed at him
at the end. Here when when Jerry says Hey, can
somebody get a resume in here for this guy? Listen
to Larry King. He looks straight at him and goes, hey,
that's enough, that's enough. And he wasn't.
Speaker 8 (28:20):
Larry wasn't smiling the hand for We'll be right back,
younger Larry King would have like pulled up. This is
I'll tell you what keep going.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah, but this is the best part of you're not
aware of this.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
No, I'm asking you.
Speaker 9 (28:39):
Do you think I got canceled? Are you wander the impression?
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Jerry?
Speaker 9 (28:43):
I thought that was pretty well documented this.
Speaker 4 (28:47):
Most shows go down a little, most people do.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Also, without skipping a beat. That insult came out with
less than a second between Larry saying don't most shows
go down? He goes, yeah, most people do too.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Most shows go down a little, most people do also.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Man, is that quick? He just walked all over that guy.
I wanna feel I'm gonna if he feels bad now
that Larry's gone.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I've heard it haunts him, Tim, it does.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
I think you're right more than the B movie did.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
The B movie did well?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
It was any good. I've got to say this, and
I'm not bsing you here. Sometimes we fool around and
we joke and we kid. I am a major, major
fan of poppy Seed bagels. I go to the store
and get one or two almost every day. I toast
(29:43):
one in the morning, I toast one at night a
little butter. And I'm the biggest fan in the world
of bagels. I grew up around I enjoy bagels in Encino,
on Balboa and Ventura, Poppy Star was another place that
had great bagels. There was another bagel joint down the
street that was terrific and they made their own. Then
(30:04):
Western Bagel popped up in the valley. They were terrific.
And then for some reason, bagels have been made by
people and they all taste like just bread. And a
good bagel doesn't taste like bread. A good bagel, you know,
you gotta you gotta bake it, you gotta soak it.
(30:26):
There's an art to a good bagel, and I would
go to Western Bagel. I still like Western Bagel, but
I'm telling you that this bagel that I'm eating right
now is the best I've ever had in my life
by a billion light years.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
And where is it from?
Speaker 9 (30:42):
From?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Is it boy?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Chick?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Is that he pronounce?
Speaker 9 (30:46):
Then?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Yeah, yeah, boy Chick Bagels. There's one now in Los Felis.
I'm telling you it's the best. Don't don't second guess
me and go, oh, maybe he's just saying that for
the air. It's got a little bit of that that chewy,
not too much that you need. You have to have
a little bit of that true, but not like super
like gummy or anything like that. And it's just got
(31:06):
a slight bit of the sweet and salt to that's
exactly right perfect and the outside is hard, the inside
is soft, and there's a flavor to it. It's not
just bread. Boy Chick Bagels is going to dominate Los
Angeles in the next five to ten years. They will
be the only bagel place that you go to. And
all they're cream chees. They got a ton of different ones.
(31:28):
They're all great. They start, I guess up in Berkeley.
They're in Berkeley. They're also in Palo Alto. It's bo
I c Hik, Santa Clara Boy Chick, Sacramento Fillmore, SF Battery.
I don't know where that is. Los Gatto's never been there,
but I've been to Los Felis. Open every day for
(31:49):
Park San Francisco. Is that San Francisco.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
They come out of the San Francisco Bay Area.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Based on what you're saying, what's battery parks where people
get battered.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
That's where people get batteries.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Oh, we have a special ark for it up there
with batteries. Los peelis open every day seven thirty am
to two pm, which I don't like, which they were
open later. I'm a late guy. I don't like to
get out of bed and rush over to a bagel place.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, that's that's the inconvenient.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Uh four to six, five to five Hollywood Boulevard is
the best bagel I've ever had in my life period,
and I'm never having another bagel. I'll drive over the
hill to get these four six five five Hollywood Boulevard.
They're not an advertiser, they're not plugging away. They just
dropped them off and I thought I'd eat it like
another bagel. I'm eating it dry with nothing on, no butter,
(32:35):
no toast, no sour cream, no cream cheese, nothing, no pickles,
no locks, nothing on this thing. And it's it's great.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
There was a bunch of cream cheese out there and
saw somebody walked off with all of it, which is
just not cool to.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I think we put it in the frigerator. Oh is
that right? I didn't see them in the fridge. I
just moved it to the fridge. Which one, Which fridge?
I'll bring them back out. Which fridge you're going to?
One in the kitchen?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah, the one in the kitchen. You know there's two
small one's right here? Well, yeah, where the bagels.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I'm going to suggest that we bring it and put
it in the smaller fridge closer to where the bagels
are exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Hey, Matt, Krozer is calling you an idiot. Matt has
many things going on.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
You like to respond, that's fair enough.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
I should have put them clos That's not the Matt.
I told you you got to fight more for yourself.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
No, Matt, you're your don't your disposition is perfect?
Speaker 1 (33:25):
You got to say, fu Crozer, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Matt?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
I've taught you to fight around here, poker. That's the
best bagel. And Krozer loved it too, yes, very much?
So yeah, and now what do you eat? Which one?
Speaker 2 (33:38):
You this? I like, I looks like a loaded up bagel.
Didn't you tell me to take one that's sessed me?
See it? Or something and I.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
Told you not to take the pop poppy because they're horrible.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Well, I usually love poppy and you are trying to
save the posty, trying to save the poppy. How dare you?
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna got two poppies. Now you
have to go?
Speaker 1 (33:57):
When to go? Get the cream cheese? We should break, okay,
but please don't eat the pope seeds. Don't f with me,
just leave you light. The other one got a mighty man.
I get no respect around here, none, you know. They
bring him bagels and you heathens just pounce on the ones.
I like, how dare you?
Speaker 2 (34:13):
All right?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
We're live on KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (34:17):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty
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