January 20, 2026 • 33 mins
Mark Thompson joins Conway for a wide-ranging and surprisingly personal hour that starts with health, aging, and the anxiety of worrying about dying. The conversation takes a sharp turn into classic Conway absurdity as Tim and Mark debate whether they’d buy property in Greenland if the U.S. ever took it over — and reveal they once nearly bought a Dunkin’ Donuts franchise before choosing a Vegas trip instead.
Things get very real when Conway shares that he took a serious fall earlier in the day, hit his head, and thought he broke his ankle. To lighten the moment, Tim turns it into a game — taking ten callers and offering $100 to anyone who can correctly guess what he was doing when he fell.
Conway then reveals the full story: he was hanging clothes on a clothesline to save electricity when things went wrong. The discussion deepens with sobering examples of famous falls, including Chick Hearn’s fatal head injury and Bob Saget’s tragic accident, underscoring how quickly a simple fall can turn serious.
The hour wraps with a relatable and hilarious rant about people who owe you money — why it’s awkward, why it never ends well, and how it feels straight out of an SNL sketch.
Dark humor, real life scares, and classic Conway chaos collide in one unforgettable hour. 🎙️
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
KFI AM six forty. It's Conway show. Mark Topson is
here again.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
That is such a warm reception. Please be seated.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I worry about you, buddy, because you know you were
You were late because of a doctor's appointment, and that's serious.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I've got clearance ahead of time. SA.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What are they looking for.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
They're looking for. Trouble is what they're looking for. It's
a heart cardiologist and there's always looking for trouble. Really yeah,
and you think that my diet and stuff like that.
But eh, he's got all kinds of reasons that he's worried.
I mean, he told me, hey, look, you're not gonna
live forever. Yeah, but you know what, I don't like
to hear that. I mean, I kind of know it.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I've got a tip for people who are who always
think they're dying. I have a friend who always thinks
he's dying always, and my tip for him is, you're
only going to be right once, and the pressure you
put on yourself from worrying about it is going to
(01:07):
accelerate that time that you're right.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That is actually well funny. Also so right on.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You can't do that in life.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, you cannot exactly, which is why I don't understand
why the guy keeps pulling me in.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm amazed by people who fly and are white knucklers,
you know, because you have no control over that you
are going to live or you're going to die.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But it's precisely because you have no control that you're
white knuckling. I mean, you don't white knuckle as much
when you're driving because at least I'm driving, I can
see what's happening.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, I get that, I get that, But I never
get nervous on airplanes because I know that I'm either
going to land and get my luggage and go home,
or I'm going into a mountain and I'll never feel
it because it'll be so gruesome and it'll be over
and people will get over that, you know, when I
(01:59):
die and when you die and Krozier and everybody else.
Life is gonna go on. The Starbucks is gonna open
at the same time the seven eleven is gonna open.
They're gonna have elections, the people are gonna buy property,
people gonna have kids, the life. Life is gonna go
on without you.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah. Again, I don't understand why that's supposed to make
me feel good. It should make you feel you're No,
you're basically saying, can you do you have anything in
the in your mind that you can speak to you
that makes people feel better about Some people are going
Why do you say the party? You understand you're gonna
drop dead. The party's gonna keep going. I mean, people
are gonna go over to the punch bowl, They're gonna
(02:36):
be eating the brownies. Here's gonna be people loud and
join themselves. You're just gonna be dead. That's all right.
That doesn't make a person feel better.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Here's my my favorite line or area of this. How
old was Abraham Lincoln when he died?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Uh? I think yeah? I think he was. I'll say sixty.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay, I got it. I I I have to look
it up, though I've used this line a million times. Okay,
Abe Lincoln, I know he's a lot young.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I know he's younger.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Age of death. I think it was in his forties
he fifty six? Yeah, okay, he You could make the
argument that he was more accomplished than you were, right, Yeah,
I think I could make that argument. So he died
about one hundred years before you were born, sure, eighteen
(03:29):
sixty five, right, And yet people don't know how old
he was.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, bunny time. Again, that's not the measure of what
he did, how old he is. If people remember him
for what he did, which was yet that yeah, bringing
the nation much.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
More accomplished than you, exactly much more.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah. Yeah. But he held his nation together March, he
held the nation together. And all I'm asking you to
do is to develop some kind of even flimsy way
in which I can feel better about the fact that
I might.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, I have a question for you that it's not
related by the far. I'll move on from that. If
we take over Greenland, would you buy property there?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, you know a bunch of billionaire friends of Trump
have already done that. Would you buy property? Maybe? I mean,
if that's the if that's the trend where.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
We would it be easier for you to buy property
if we took it over?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Are you pitching right now? Do you have a time
share there you're trying to get me into.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Not yet, but I think you and I should go
in on a little tiny like a half acres I.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Told you before, I'll invest in anything with you that's right,
right anything. We almost bought a Duncan Donuts. Tim and
I almost bought a Duncans Dunnuts together, and I.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Still think we said we blew the money at the
casinos in the track.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You know, if we had bought that Duncan Donuts, we
would have five xed our money by now.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I don't know, I don't know. Something would have gone wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, my call. He knows that business. And this is
a tip for everybody listening who's thinking about any kind
of deal like that Duncan donut, any franchise, any franchise.
He said, you got to be ready, like if you
have a subway or whatever it is that when you know,
if somebody calls in sick, you got to get on
your horse and go down there. And now you're you know,
serving donuts or you're making subway sandwiches. He said, you're
in the restaurant business. You know, you're not always is
(05:00):
going to be sitting there waiting for the checks to
come in.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Right, And I think that business when you own a business,
whether it's a franchise or a startup, or you take
over mom and dad's business, whatever it is, you think
about that twenty hours a day.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, I gots right.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, when you drive home, when you drive to work,
when you're on Saturday, you're at a wedding, you always
think about your business.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's a small business. And that's why, you know, small
business people have so many more headaches and so many
more anxieties.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And now they have to worry about people breaking in
at night and taking all their crap. Sure, and it
happens all the time, all the time. All right, quickly
because we Petros was in here. Great with sports? Did
you watch the game last night?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I was on KF you're working, Yeah, so I was
not watching the game, but I saw there was that
Was that an upset?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I don't think it was an up I don't know about. No, No,
it was it was Indiana was seven and a half
point favorite. Okay, so and they did not cover Oh
there you go here won by six. But what an
exciting time if you're from Indianapolis or from you know,
the Indiana.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, do you know a lot of people from Indianapolis.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
At six o'clock, we have a guy coming on who's
from Indiana and he said, it is literally like a
miracle that that team won the national championship. Now, why
is that because they've never been great. They've been horrible
in basket. Their basketball is their sport, not football. Okay,
and they've been horrible for uh, you know, decade after
decade after decade.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
And that finally had his team that's favored by more
than a touchdown. They must have been really good.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
They were sensational. Yeah, they beat a lot of uh,
you know, top notch teams. I think they beat Ohio State,
they beat Oregon. I think they beat Michigan. I'd have
to look that up. Yeah, those are big teams. But
for this small school to you know, to kick ass
and and people celebrated like it was. It was literally
like it was New Year's. You know, they're out all
(06:46):
night in the street, drinking and partying and climbing, you know,
phone polls and they.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That they have incidents the way we do or Philadelphia
does or anything.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You know, what did you read about it? I think
they celebrate more like college kids. I see where they
drink and don't break any Okay, you know in Philadelphia
Los Angeles, we had we use it as an excuse
to go out there and break up somebody's crap, which
is not the way to do.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
There is some kind of you're right, kind of like
mayhem that does develop, has a momentum of its own.
I want to I'll just want to give you some
credit too, because I haven't seen you on the air
since it happened. But uh Conway called me, Well, they
with a football tip. This is an NFL which I
always feel like I know little something about the NFL,
and but so does everybody. All us losers are losing gamblers.
(07:30):
We all feel like we know something and we don't.
But anyway, Conway calls me and he says, look, I've
got a pick for you. I think Denver is going
to win by double digits. Is what Tim said, double digits.
He said, buddy, buddy, look.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I said by halftime, they'll be up by dou By.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Halftime, they'll be up by double digits. Right, And uh
so I didn't, you know necessarily, but that he spoke
with such great confidence that I did put a little
bit on Denver.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Did you end up betting the money line?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I bet the money line, O good, and I bet.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
The I've given you four straight winners.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I think that's true.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I gave you years the fourth I don't know that
I gave you the Rose Bowl. Oh yeah, okay, I
gave you Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It was great, man, because I didn't know and again
that was college football. I didn't know anything about it,
and Tim gave it to me and it covered.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And I gave you one other one and then last
night's not last night's game. But yeah, over the weekend,
over over the weekend. But it is difficult, you know,
the one the problem with betting football games. You know,
if you go to the track, it takes a minute
and fourteen seconds and you know whether you won or lost,
because that's how long A typical race maybe a minute,
twenty minute of thirty, but the football game that could
(08:40):
be four hours. Yeah yeah, until you win.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah. But it's interesting that you look at the track
that way. I see the track just the opposite way,
which is they run this race whatever the hell it is.
I don't know. I know nothing, but the ra I went,
I went with once with you. Then there's this long
time where nothing's happening and people are looking at these programs.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Now you get about other tracks during the oh.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I see okay, but was so when I was there,
the experience was just the opposite it was like a
little thing happened, like you said, ninety seconds, and then
an hour happens. I don't know how long it actually takes.
And then another ninety seconds. That's right.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
There's a protest going on downtown LA. I don't know
if it's still going on. There's about thirty five people.
And what's it about. I think it's the Minneapolis Saint
Paul oh, I think. And then there's a person barricaded
in a West Los Angeles home that's on Fox eleven
(09:34):
right now. We're going to get that story for you.
But that is big news because that's a two or
three or four million dollar home and a person is
barricaded inside West Los Angeles home. And we come back,
we'll tell you more details where it is, why he's barricaded,
and what they're going to do to get him unbarricaded.
Is that a term it is?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Now?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, all right, we need to unbarricade this guy. We're
live Conway Thompson A six. It is the Convoy Show.
Mark Thompson is here. Where do you get all that
money you pulled.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Out of her?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I got forty bucks on me and and.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I never see you have any cash at all though.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I know, but I went to the ATM and I
pulled out a quick forty you splurge.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Today I enjoyed, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I fell today at home. I fell and I thought
I broke my ankle. I'm toying with having an X
ray ATTU at my right ankle. And then I fell
and as I was falling, I hit by the back
of my head on a wall.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
And I'm giving one hundred dollars to anybody, and we'll
take some phone calls as well, so we'll involve the
audience to guess how it happened. If we'll take ten
calls plus all everybody on the show. If anyone guesses
how or I fell or what I was doing there,
it is what was I doing when I fell? I
will give you one hundred dollars, and I'm not going
(10:59):
to lie to you. I'll I'll give you one hundred
if you is it guescible? It is guessable, all right?
One eight hundred five to two oh one, five, three four,
will take ten callers plus Bellio, Crozier, Angel, Sam and
Mark Thompson. Was it an indoor injury or outdoor?
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
That might give it away. Okay, i'll tell you. I'll
tell you a Yeah. It was outdoors. Okay, okay, outdoor
fell and as I was falling, I hit the back
of my head on a wall. I went into my
protocol tent that I have my medical tent at home,
and and I was ruled okay to play.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Seriously, how many times do you fall?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Did I have a tent?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Of you have a tent a medical often?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Quite often you don't have a medical tent.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Yeah, I don't fall.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh hell yah, falling is kind of cool.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Oh it is.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah. I think having a medical tent is cool. That's
for sure.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
That is cool.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, all right, belly, let's start with you. How do
you think I fell or what was I doing when
I fell?
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Um?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Killing a mosquito.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Oh that's good. That's a good.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Guess, she says it. He's like he has little battles.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh my god, if I hear mosquito at night, I
have to get up and kill that thing before I
go back to bed. I was not killing mosquito. Krozier,
What was I doing when I when I fell?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Today?
Speaker 8 (12:21):
You were in the garage walking towards your car.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Ooh interesting, not true? Angel, Martinez.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
What activity? What was I doing.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Feeding a possum kung pou chicken.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I have done that in the past. Yeah, that's why
I was not doing that today. Very good knowledge. All right, Sammy,
what do you think you got dizzy after getting up
too fast trying to pick up the hose to water
the lawn. Wow, I did water the lawn today with
the hose. That's interesting you said that, But that was
after I fell. All right, Mark Thompson.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I'll say gutter cleaning or something related to up there
by the.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Gutter buddy, That is not it. But I did that
this weekend. Wow, with the I went to the roof.
I got on the roof and with my leaf blower,
I blew out all the gutters.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I need to do that.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
It's not wild.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Guess that.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
All right, Let's we'll take some calls here, and if
anyone guesses that, I'm going to give you one hundred dollars,
I'll send it to you, either a check, money order,
or cash.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It's up to you.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh Wow, however you like it, I will send you
one hundred dollars if you can correctly identify what I
was doing when I fell, and it was a radical fall.
I thought I broke my ankle.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You may have.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I still may have. I think I chipped out. I
think you fractured. It was I.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And then bone Nix both fractured your ankle, that's right.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
And I fell backwards and I hit my head. Do
you know, by the way, that that quarterback last night
for Miami? You know he's almost twenty four years old,
the Cuban guy. No, the other guy, the guy playing
for Miami. Soh is he Cuban two? I think you're right.
I think he is Cuban two. But he's twenty three.
He's going to be twenty four. He's been out of
school for two years.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
There's no reason to leave school. Now you make more
money in that, that's right. In college, he graduated two
years ago. Yeah, keep the millions coming.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
How long can you play for.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I've still got a couple of classes polyscide classes. I
got to pick up.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Carson beck is from Jacksonville, Florida.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Is it okay? But but I think he is Cuban.
I think his family. Yeah, I think both the quarterbacks
were Cuban last night. All right, let's talk to Maria here. Maria,
what was I doing when I fell today. Hi Jimmy,
Hey Maria, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Are you do?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
And good are you? My kids? My little baby? Say hi?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
What are their names?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I've got Liam and Brinn. How old are they?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Liam?
Speaker 9 (14:50):
Glad?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Sorry, Liah?
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Miss He's going to be He's going to be four
and two months and Brin.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Is going to be two. That's like the cutest Brent
two very strong names, if I can say, Liam? Is
I love that name?
Speaker 9 (15:07):
That?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Brett is such a pretty name.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
They like your name?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Baby?
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
All right, what do you think?
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Take your advice?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I take them everywhere. Oh that's great. My my advice
for new moms or new dads. It's not what you
buy them, it's where you take them.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
Absolutely, keep those kids in.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
That car, your guests. What's your other advice? Tim that
once you pass away, everything just continues going on without.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
You, and your kids will miss you for about a week.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Go ahead, now, what's the guest? All right? All right?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Were you reaching up and cleaning off the cob webs
from all around the house?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Freaky good? Not there, But thank you Maria, thanks for
the phone call. That is a great guess. Thank you Darling.
All right, there she goes Emelio, you're up next. What
was I doing when I fell today?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
You were plugging in something and you fell backwards?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
That sounds great question. It's a pretty good it's a
great comment. Yeah, that's not true, but thank you for calling.
These are all so believable. Jamie, you're on K five.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Call me?
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Ding Tom, Jamie Thompson.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I love that day talking with you.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Yeah, Mark, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Most of you guys are on tonight. It's so cool
you have those of you on Tuesdays.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
I love it. Where are you calling from?
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Sherman Oaks?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I love Sherman o.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Whereabouts?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And Shermans.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Vent Ventura and well, I can't give the Cross Street,
but somewhere in the.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
Realm of the Cross Street, the realm.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Of think of what's cheesecake factory?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh yeah, okay, you're a pulvia inventor, exactly there you Okay,
what was I doing today when I fell?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
I was thinking maybe you were. You were in the
garage some Christmas decorations and you dropped a couple of
them and they fell off the ladder and banged against
the wall. I kept feeling like you were gonna you're
up on the roof for some reason, so I was like,
maybe I should change my answer.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, I wasn't on the roof, but I was. Okay,
I did hit my head against the garage when I fell.
So he's onto something.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
And I have to say early on I kind of
checked off on the Christmas decoration thing. I think that's
a good guess, but it just feels to me like
you would have already taken those down. Okay, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You're right.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
The whole garage thing changes it for me.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Okay, you want to guess again. Wait a minute, that's allowed.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I thought we.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Did it have something to do with something in your alley.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
No, no, it did not. All right, Kenny, you're on kfive. Kenny, Hey, dude, Kenny, good, Yes, sir.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
All right, so good to hear you, guys. One time listener.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I'm going to say that you were.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Walking to your garage on the stoop and stripped on
the stairs while you're looking at your phone.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Oh so he has a very that's a great guest,
because there's nothing extraordinary that happened. The phone was not involved.
You were paying not paying attention.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
No, okay, we'll take a couple of then we're gonna
press on. Here Jordan and you're on the air.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Hey, how's it going to him?
Speaker 9 (18:23):
Got a long time? First time?
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Hey, I'm thinking that you either were getting in your
car and you just missed that.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Okay, that's not it, but Lisa, you're on the air. Hi, Hi, Tim,
love your show.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Oh your guys here.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I'm going to say you were on a ladder and
you were touching up paint on I don't know if
it was your house to your garage. Can you tell backwards?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Okay, all right, I will say that a step stool
was involved, but it wasn't a painting another you're on KFI.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Well, Hi there, Sorry, sorry, I had to use a
different name because I'm at work and I don't want
to baby.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
And I work.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I work where Bellio lives. That are okay? Fine, okay,
that's very good.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Yeah, but are we are?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Did you already like delete the Christmas yes?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Christmas is out?
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Then you were just changing a light bulb.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Okay, I was not changing light bulb, but I appreciate
you calling incognito. That is a dedicated listener who risks
getting fired for calling you to talk. Actually use an alias.
Yes through all right, Valerie. Two more called Valerie, Jess
and Kevin, and then we got to move on. Valerie.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
You're on the air. Yeah, Hey, good to talk to
you guys.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
I was thinking I was thinking that maybe you would
to take a seat, maybe on a stool.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
That is not it, Jess. You're on KFI.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
You there, Jess, been listening forever.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hey, thank you for listening.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Bob.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
So two things. First of all, boil Lope is good,
but you gotta try Juampo. You've got to try Juan.
But it's over in the land Ninepire. It's rotissrie chicken.
It's really good. It would suggest that you were probably
just walking. The lights were off and the little shingadera
thing was sticking out and you hit it and you tripped.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That's okay, Kevin, last call, we're on.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
You're on camfine, all.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Right, I got this here.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
The step stool was involved, yes, but you necessarily weren't
on the step stool. You were coming back from getting
either your mail or newspaper. You were reading it as
you were walking off a slope. Didn't see the step stool,
tripped on it, fell back and.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
Hit your head.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Okay, you're wrong, God, I love how specific that was.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
When we come back, I will tell you it's embarrassing
as hell.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
No, but I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I fell off a stool and when I was falling back,
I hit my habit. I'll tell you what I was
doing when I fell. And it's embarrassing and I hate
that I'm revealing it because it sound like it sounds
like I'm from a different world. We're live on Well,
well come back. The first thing we'll do is I
will tell you what happened today. I almost died. All right,
(21:24):
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with that, Okay. So here's what I was doing when
I almost died today. Look, chick Hern died by pulling
a potted plant. Bellio told me the story during the break.
He was pulling a big potted plant. His fingers slipped
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and he fell back, hit his head, went to a coma,
and he eventually died from that. I could have been
the new chick Hern.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Well, Bob Saget passed away that same way. Yes, from falling,
that's right. It's a big deal. So I'm thinking about
wearing a helmet around the house. So here's what I
was doing. I was doing something my grandmother did on
both sides. I was doing something my parents never did.
I was hanging laundry on a clothesline in the backyard.
(23:00):
Did you what are you doing with a clothes line.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I have two clotheslines speaking a little house on the prairie. Yeah,
what because lies? I have an electric dryer, and exactly
that's exactly the point. You have an electric dryer and
it chews up so much electricity. I'm trying to say,
see how much money I can save in a month
by hanging clothes outside.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
My wife doesn't like it because he says everything comes
back like it's it's stiff as it. Yeah, that's the
reason that we can't hang towels. You can't hang terry
cloth out there. Jeans, No, jeans are great on a
clothes line. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? You have
you lost your mind?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
You've lost your.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Are you you should go into a Saint asylum? Or
fifty one fifty? You're crazy? Okay, glad I won that one, so.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
I didn't want to be the crazy one. Sure.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Sure, But but if you hang sheets out there, Amanda,
they are they beautiful? You know, they drive two three
four hours. You put them on your bed and you
can smell how beautiful the wind, you know, dries them.
They're nice and soft and crisp. I recommend clotheslines for everybody. Wow, everybody,
(24:16):
and I have two of them.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Mark, Well, I'm I'm impressed by this, but uh, And
I hung them up myself. Yeah, I bought them at.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I bought them at Lows and I hung them up
and I twisted my back when I was hanging them up,
and I and I and then now I almost fell.
And what I was up on a stool because you
always have to hang up this clothes line up higher
so sheets don't hit the ground. And i've and I
came down and there was a uh, there was a
couple of bricks and it was a I can't really
(24:47):
explain it, but there was a like a four inch
lip where there were bricks, and then there was the
cement and I didn't see it and I twisted my
ankle on it. I hit it and I fell backwards
and hit my head against the garage.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Wow, I could have died.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You could have and my my wife would have never
found me because she never goes to that part of
our yard ever. I don't think my wife has ever
been in that part of our art.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
But she knew you were out hanging clothes.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
She did not she would I would have died.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Something you're doing secretly, No.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I just don't tell her everything I do. I don't say, hey, look,
I'm gonna get some water and I'm gonna fart and
hang some clothes. Would that be the order though, you
know the first two my flip flop. Yeah, but I recommend.
I bet there's a lot of people listening right now
who have clothes lines in l A and they just
don't admit it. Market's a great thing. You're you know,
(25:38):
you're you want to save energy and gas electricity.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Oh, you're absolutely right, and and and it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
And Krozier, you have the perfect yard for this. Don't
you laugh at me, you m effort. You have the
Crosier Crozier does have perfect You have the perfect yard
for this. Hanging on your one of your basketball courts.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
Yes, I have an electric dryer, No, a gas.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Drawing, Okay, one of your basketball courts.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
You got too, Or hang them in front of one
of your fireplaces. Yeah, that's right, that's smart.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
But belly, oh you should have one too.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
That's what I do when I get at Jacuzzie, I
drive my you know, the these swim trunks on the fire.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
So at some point you're nude between the Chachuozie and
the bedroom absolutely visual, but belly, you should have one.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
You almost lost your life. I'm not getting one.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Does sound way more dangerous.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I'm going to wear a helmet though, next time I
hang along.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Why do you need you're a man, you're like six
foot right.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yes, But but it's at eight ft the lines at
eight feet? Why because I want because it's SAgs in
the middle. So if it's eight feet on the on
the on the ends, it's probably about five and a
half feet in the middle. Because it's not taught, you
know it, it's it does have a little give to it.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
And you just have one one wire.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
There's two of them. I put two of them.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Well, you can put the sheets over the two, you know.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, I get I get that. I get that. But
they're not they're not near each other. Ones on one
side of the yard, the other ones on the other
side of the yard, so I can dry clothes on
two different areas.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
It's a flawed blueprint, i'd suggest, respectfully.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I have real quickly, I'll tell you this kind of
embarrassing text that I got a buddy of mine I've
known for an awful long time, maybe thirty forty years.
Is depressed out of his mind because he's a huge
Bears fan and he missed Chicago, so he moved back
to Chicago and he manages a Low's and so I
(27:36):
text him because I felt bad. You know, the Rams
won and.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Love loads.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
So I text him and he said he called in
sick and he's been in bed all day because the
Bears lost. And I said, oh, that's horrible. I said,
on a lighter note, I bought a lawnmower about six
months ago from you guys, self propelled lawnmower.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
And it's great.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's it's one of the greatest lawnmowers I've ever had
my life. And he wrote me back, let me trying
to find this.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Okay, here it is.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I wrote to him, I said, I just bought a
lawnmower from you guys. Best purchase ever. His response, hotel,
not the efing hardware store.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
A hole.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I've known him for thirty years, he's been working there
for twelve years, and I just assumed it was the
hardware store.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
That's just the best, that really is. You didn't know.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That because we never talked about business. Oh that's great,
really great, It's I love the end of it. It's
and he did it real quickly. Hotel, not the efing
hardware store, a hole. And I wrote back to him sensitive. Well,
he wrote that because he's still depressed. He's in bed.
(28:58):
He's a big Bears fan and he's depressed out of
his mind and.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
His buddy doesn't even know where he works. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
All it's conrays were live on CA five Am six forty.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
My show Mark Thompson is here. He's got his own
show on YouTube, The Mark Thompson Show.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Thank You. It's a lot of politics and stuff. It
was kind of nice to come here and get away
from all that ugliness. That's right, that's right, like when
when you fly in here. So you're you're owed eight
hundred dollars yes by a buddy, Yeah, a guy I
made a bet with a while ago, and to his credit,
(29:38):
he reached out to me. How long ago, as the
kids say, uh, it's been it's been about two years.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Really, And and you didn't know he owed you money.
I forgot, really I did I forget eight hundred bucks?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah, I just forgot about it.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Well, what was it? Poker or poker? Okay? Yeah, but
what an honorable man? Yeah, to say, hey, you know,
if if I owed eight hundred dollars to somebody and
they didn't contact me for two years, that's uh.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I think it was poker and that we rolled it
like double or nothing on a football bet. So there
was there was some action on the money. And then
I kind of just didn't want to chase him for it,
so I kind of let it go. And then I
just forgot about him, all right. And now he's saying
I can get Hey, I I owe you money, let
me get it to you. And he's asked me, do
(30:26):
you have zel z e ll e And I'm famigareant zel.
I know a lot of people will have it. I
don't have it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
But but then you asked me, He said, hey, do
you have zel? And I don't.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
But if I had zel, then he could send you
the money and just give me the cash, right, But
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I would feel uncomfortable giving out my zel to people.
Is that wow? Is that unusual?
Speaker 9 (30:47):
Well?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Maybe I don't know. Maybe I don't know much about it.
I don't think there's any danger in it. Yeah, they
can't access it, you can't know. The whole idea is
that they're able to electronically give you money.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Like if I gave out my Zell over the air,
nobody could steal money for me.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
No, they can give you money.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Really, Oh well, then maybe I'll get one.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
When you saw this guy can send money to you
when you give me the cash.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Did we do that once where I gave out not
Zell but something similar and people sent me money. Let's
do that again. You know, it's almost like what up
with that?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
You know? This morning? Then knocked that out of bed
and a p don't cover, a copperhead to be in my.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Hand, a telephone wing and bone out.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
We'll sit all down and tell me.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
With what up with that?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
What's up with that?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
What's up with that? What up with that? What a
great sketch? That was a great sketch.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
It was.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That was the most wonderful sketch.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
He's playing the host of a B E. T Show,
isn't he? Oh it's not the rub.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
There is that?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Right? Maybe it was sa was? Yeah, Yeah, it's called
what up with that? What's up for? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (32:04):
The eighties nineties b ET.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, as Jason Sideka's in the background doing is like
in the dance the whole time, you know, yeah, like
the the aerobics dance is funny. Funny guy really funny.
And then Lyn and Thompson, right, Keenan Thompson. I think
he's got a I want to say he's got a
comedy now on a Hulu or something or really sitcom.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
Maybe he deserves it.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I think the longest cast member in the history of
that show is that, right?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I bet?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I mean he's been on forever.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
His comfort level and just watching him, it's like, you
laugh the second he gets up on the screen.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yeah, he's so good.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
And comfortable in what he does. Now there.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
He really is so long, I know, and it would
kill the show if he's split.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
He really is terrific. I love that, dude.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Are you we gotta take another break that quickly? Huh, okay,
we'll do that. We'll do that. We're live Conway and
Thompson on KFI AM six forty Conway Show on demand
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(33:07):
on the iHeartRadio app.
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
KFI AM six forty. It's Conway show. Mark Topson is
here again.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
That is such a warm reception. Please be seated.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I worry about you, buddy, because you know you were
You were late because of a doctor's appointment, and that's serious.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I've got clearance ahead of time. SA.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
What are they looking for.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
They're looking for. Trouble is what they're looking for. It's
a heart cardiologist and there's always looking for trouble. Really yeah,
and you think that my diet and stuff like that.
But eh, he's got all kinds of reasons that he's worried.
I mean, he told me, hey, look, you're not gonna
live forever. Yeah, but you know what, I don't like
to hear that. I mean, I kind of know it.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
I've got a tip for people who are who always
think they're dying. I have a friend who always thinks
he's dying always, and my tip for him is, you're
only going to be right once, and the pressure you
put on yourself from worrying about it is going to
(01:07):
accelerate that time that you're right.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That is actually well funny. Also so right on.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You can't do that in life.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, you cannot exactly, which is why I don't understand
why the guy keeps pulling me in.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
I'm amazed by people who fly and are white knucklers,
you know, because you have no control over that you
are going to live or you're going to die.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
But it's precisely because you have no control that you're
white knuckling. I mean, you don't white knuckle as much
when you're driving because at least I'm driving, I can
see what's happening.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Okay, I get that, I get that, But I never
get nervous on airplanes because I know that I'm either
going to land and get my luggage and go home,
or I'm going into a mountain and I'll never feel
it because it'll be so gruesome and it'll be over
and people will get over that, you know, when I
(01:59):
die and when you die and Krozier and everybody else.
Life is gonna go on. The Starbucks is gonna open
at the same time the seven eleven is gonna open.
They're gonna have elections, the people are gonna buy property,
people gonna have kids, the life. Life is gonna go
on without you.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah. Again, I don't understand why that's supposed to make
me feel good. It should make you feel you're No,
you're basically saying, can you do you have anything in
the in your mind that you can speak to you
that makes people feel better about Some people are going
Why do you say the party? You understand you're gonna
drop dead. The party's gonna keep going. I mean, people
are gonna go over to the punch bowl, They're gonna
(02:36):
be eating the brownies. Here's gonna be people loud and
join themselves. You're just gonna be dead. That's all right.
That doesn't make a person feel better.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Here's my my favorite line or area of this. How
old was Abraham Lincoln when he died?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Uh? I think yeah? I think he was. I'll say sixty.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Okay, I got it. I I I have to look
it up, though I've used this line a million times. Okay,
Abe Lincoln, I know he's a lot young.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I know he's younger.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Age of death. I think it was in his forties
he fifty six? Yeah, okay, he You could make the
argument that he was more accomplished than you were, right, Yeah,
I think I could make that argument. So he died
about one hundred years before you were born, sure, eighteen
(03:29):
sixty five, right, And yet people don't know how old
he was.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, bunny time. Again, that's not the measure of what
he did, how old he is. If people remember him
for what he did, which was yet that yeah, bringing
the nation much.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
More accomplished than you, exactly much more.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Yeah. Yeah. But he held his nation together March, he
held the nation together. And all I'm asking you to
do is to develop some kind of even flimsy way
in which I can feel better about the fact that
I might.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Okay, I have a question for you that it's not
related by the far. I'll move on from that. If
we take over Greenland, would you buy property there?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, you know a bunch of billionaire friends of Trump
have already done that. Would you buy property? Maybe? I mean,
if that's the if that's the trend where.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
We would it be easier for you to buy property
if we took it over?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Are you pitching right now? Do you have a time
share there you're trying to get me into.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Not yet, but I think you and I should go
in on a little tiny like a half acres I.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Told you before, I'll invest in anything with you that's right,
right anything. We almost bought a Duncan Donuts. Tim and
I almost bought a Duncans Dunnuts together, and I.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Still think we said we blew the money at the
casinos in the track.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
You know, if we had bought that Duncan Donuts, we
would have five xed our money by now.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I don't know, I don't know. Something would have gone wrong.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Well, my call. He knows that business. And this is
a tip for everybody listening who's thinking about any kind
of deal like that Duncan donut, any franchise, any franchise.
He said, you got to be ready, like if you
have a subway or whatever it is that when you know,
if somebody calls in sick, you got to get on
your horse and go down there. And now you're you know,
serving donuts or you're making subway sandwiches. He said, you're
in the restaurant business. You know, you're not always is
(05:00):
going to be sitting there waiting for the checks to
come in.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Right, And I think that business when you own a business,
whether it's a franchise or a startup, or you take
over mom and dad's business, whatever it is, you think
about that twenty hours a day.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, I gots right.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, when you drive home, when you drive to work,
when you're on Saturday, you're at a wedding, you always
think about your business.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
It's a small business. And that's why, you know, small
business people have so many more headaches and so many
more anxieties.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And now they have to worry about people breaking in
at night and taking all their crap. Sure, and it
happens all the time, all the time. All right, quickly
because we Petros was in here. Great with sports? Did
you watch the game last night?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I was on KF you're working, Yeah, so I was
not watching the game, but I saw there was that
Was that an upset?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
What?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
I don't think it was an up I don't know about. No, No,
it was it was Indiana was seven and a half
point favorite. Okay, so and they did not cover Oh
there you go here won by six. But what an
exciting time if you're from Indianapolis or from you know,
the Indiana.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Yeah, do you know a lot of people from Indianapolis.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
At six o'clock, we have a guy coming on who's
from Indiana and he said, it is literally like a
miracle that that team won the national championship. Now, why
is that because they've never been great. They've been horrible
in basket. Their basketball is their sport, not football. Okay,
and they've been horrible for uh, you know, decade after
decade after decade.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
And that finally had his team that's favored by more
than a touchdown. They must have been really good.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
They were sensational. Yeah, they beat a lot of uh,
you know, top notch teams. I think they beat Ohio State,
they beat Oregon. I think they beat Michigan. I'd have
to look that up. Yeah, those are big teams. But
for this small school to you know, to kick ass
and and people celebrated like it was. It was literally
like it was New Year's. You know, they're out all
(06:46):
night in the street, drinking and partying and climbing, you know,
phone polls and they.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
That they have incidents the way we do or Philadelphia
does or anything.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
You know, what did you read about it? I think
they celebrate more like college kids. I see where they
drink and don't break any Okay, you know in Philadelphia
Los Angeles, we had we use it as an excuse
to go out there and break up somebody's crap, which
is not the way to do.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
There is some kind of you're right, kind of like
mayhem that does develop, has a momentum of its own.
I want to I'll just want to give you some
credit too, because I haven't seen you on the air
since it happened. But uh Conway called me, Well, they
with a football tip. This is an NFL which I
always feel like I know little something about the NFL,
and but so does everybody. All us losers are losing gamblers.
(07:30):
We all feel like we know something and we don't.
But anyway, Conway calls me and he says, look, I've
got a pick for you. I think Denver is going
to win by double digits. Is what Tim said, double digits.
He said, buddy, buddy, look.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
I said by halftime, they'll be up by dou By.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Halftime, they'll be up by double digits. Right, And uh
so I didn't, you know necessarily, but that he spoke
with such great confidence that I did put a little
bit on Denver.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Did you end up betting the money line?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
I bet the money line, O good, and I bet.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
The I've given you four straight winners.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I think that's true.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I gave you years the fourth I don't know that
I gave you the Rose Bowl. Oh yeah, okay, I
gave you Cincinnati.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
It was great, man, because I didn't know and again
that was college football. I didn't know anything about it,
and Tim gave it to me and it covered.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
And I gave you one other one and then last
night's not last night's game. But yeah, over the weekend,
over over the weekend. But it is difficult, you know,
the one the problem with betting football games. You know,
if you go to the track, it takes a minute
and fourteen seconds and you know whether you won or lost,
because that's how long A typical race maybe a minute,
twenty minute of thirty, but the football game that could
(08:40):
be four hours. Yeah yeah, until you win.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah. But it's interesting that you look at the track
that way. I see the track just the opposite way,
which is they run this race whatever the hell it is.
I don't know. I know nothing, but the ra I went,
I went with once with you. Then there's this long
time where nothing's happening and people are looking at these programs.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Now you get about other tracks during the oh.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I see okay, but was so when I was there,
the experience was just the opposite it was like a
little thing happened, like you said, ninety seconds, and then
an hour happens. I don't know how long it actually takes.
And then another ninety seconds. That's right.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
There's a protest going on downtown LA. I don't know
if it's still going on. There's about thirty five people.
And what's it about. I think it's the Minneapolis Saint
Paul oh, I think. And then there's a person barricaded
in a West Los Angeles home that's on Fox eleven
(09:34):
right now. We're going to get that story for you.
But that is big news because that's a two or
three or four million dollar home and a person is
barricaded inside West Los Angeles home. And we come back,
we'll tell you more details where it is, why he's barricaded,
and what they're going to do to get him unbarricaded.
Is that a term it is?
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Now?
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Yeah, all right, we need to unbarricade this guy. We're
live Conway Thompson A six. It is the Convoy Show.
Mark Thompson is here. Where do you get all that
money you pulled.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
Out of her?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
I got forty bucks on me and and.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
I never see you have any cash at all though.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I know, but I went to the ATM and I
pulled out a quick forty you splurge.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Today I enjoyed, all right.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
I fell today at home. I fell and I thought
I broke my ankle. I'm toying with having an X
ray ATTU at my right ankle. And then I fell
and as I was falling, I hit by the back
of my head on a wall.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
And I'm giving one hundred dollars to anybody, and we'll
take some phone calls as well, so we'll involve the
audience to guess how it happened. If we'll take ten
calls plus all everybody on the show. If anyone guesses
how or I fell or what I was doing there,
it is what was I doing when I fell? I
will give you one hundred dollars, and I'm not going
(10:59):
to lie to you. I'll I'll give you one hundred
if you is it guescible? It is guessable, all right?
One eight hundred five to two oh one, five, three four,
will take ten callers plus Bellio, Crozier, Angel, Sam and
Mark Thompson. Was it an indoor injury or outdoor?
Speaker 5 (11:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
That might give it away. Okay, i'll tell you. I'll
tell you a Yeah. It was outdoors. Okay, okay, outdoor
fell and as I was falling, I hit the back
of my head on a wall. I went into my
protocol tent that I have my medical tent at home,
and and I was ruled okay to play.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Seriously, how many times do you fall?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Did I have a tent?
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Of you have a tent a medical often?
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Quite often you don't have a medical tent.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Yeah, I don't fall.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh hell yah, falling is kind of cool.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
Oh it is.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah. I think having a medical tent is cool. That's
for sure.
Speaker 6 (11:55):
That is cool.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Okay, all right, belly, let's start with you. How do
you think I fell or what was I doing when
I fell?
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Um?
Speaker 6 (12:06):
Killing a mosquito.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
Oh that's good. That's a good.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
Guess, she says it. He's like he has little battles.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh my god, if I hear mosquito at night, I
have to get up and kill that thing before I
go back to bed. I was not killing mosquito. Krozier,
What was I doing when I when I fell?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Today?
Speaker 8 (12:21):
You were in the garage walking towards your car.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Ooh interesting, not true? Angel, Martinez.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
What activity? What was I doing.
Speaker 6 (12:32):
Feeding a possum kung pou chicken.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I have done that in the past. Yeah, that's why
I was not doing that today. Very good knowledge. All right, Sammy,
what do you think you got dizzy after getting up
too fast trying to pick up the hose to water
the lawn. Wow, I did water the lawn today with
the hose. That's interesting you said that, But that was
after I fell. All right, Mark Thompson.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I'll say gutter cleaning or something related to up there
by the.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Gutter buddy, That is not it. But I did that
this weekend. Wow, with the I went to the roof.
I got on the roof and with my leaf blower,
I blew out all the gutters.
Speaker 3 (13:09):
I need to do that.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
It's not wild.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Guess that.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
All right, Let's we'll take some calls here, and if
anyone guesses that, I'm going to give you one hundred dollars,
I'll send it to you, either a check, money order,
or cash.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
It's up to you.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh Wow, however you like it, I will send you
one hundred dollars if you can correctly identify what I
was doing when I fell, and it was a radical fall.
I thought I broke my ankle.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
You may have.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
I still may have. I think I chipped out. I
think you fractured. It was I.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
And then bone Nix both fractured your ankle, that's right.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
And I fell backwards and I hit my head. Do
you know, by the way, that that quarterback last night
for Miami? You know he's almost twenty four years old,
the Cuban guy. No, the other guy, the guy playing
for Miami. Soh is he Cuban two? I think you're right.
I think he is Cuban two. But he's twenty three.
He's going to be twenty four. He's been out of
school for two years.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
There's no reason to leave school. Now you make more
money in that, that's right. In college, he graduated two
years ago. Yeah, keep the millions coming.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
How long can you play for.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I've still got a couple of classes polyscide classes. I
got to pick up.
Speaker 8 (14:21):
Carson beck is from Jacksonville, Florida.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Is it okay? But but I think he is Cuban.
I think his family. Yeah, I think both the quarterbacks
were Cuban last night. All right, let's talk to Maria here. Maria,
what was I doing when I fell today. Hi Jimmy,
Hey Maria, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Are you do?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
And good are you? My kids? My little baby? Say hi?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
What are their names?
Speaker 6 (14:44):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (14:45):
I've got Liam and Brinn. How old are they?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Liam?
Speaker 9 (14:50):
Glad?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Sorry, Liah?
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Miss He's going to be He's going to be four
and two months and Brin.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Is going to be two. That's like the cutest Brent
two very strong names, if I can say, Liam? Is
I love that name?
Speaker 9 (15:07):
That?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Brett is such a pretty name.
Speaker 7 (15:10):
They like your name?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
Baby?
Speaker 8 (15:12):
Well, thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (15:13):
All right, what do you think?
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Take your advice?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
I take them everywhere. Oh that's great. My my advice
for new moms or new dads. It's not what you
buy them, it's where you take them.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
That's beautiful.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
Absolutely, keep those kids in.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
That car, your guests. What's your other advice? Tim that
once you pass away, everything just continues going on without.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
You, and your kids will miss you for about a week.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
Go ahead, now, what's the guest? All right? All right?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
Were you reaching up and cleaning off the cob webs
from all around the house?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Freaky good? Not there, But thank you Maria, thanks for
the phone call. That is a great guess. Thank you Darling.
All right, there she goes Emelio, you're up next. What
was I doing when I fell today?
Speaker 4 (15:56):
You were plugging in something and you fell backwards?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
That sounds great question. It's a pretty good it's a
great comment. Yeah, that's not true, but thank you for calling.
These are all so believable. Jamie, you're on K five.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Call me?
Speaker 9 (16:14):
Ding Tom, Jamie Thompson.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
I love that day talking with you.
Speaker 9 (16:18):
Yeah, Mark, that's awesome.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
Most of you guys are on tonight. It's so cool
you have those of you on Tuesdays.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
I love it. Where are you calling from?
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Sherman Oaks?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (16:27):
I love Sherman o.
Speaker 7 (16:30):
Yeah, it's okay.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
Whereabouts?
Speaker 2 (16:31):
And Shermans.
Speaker 7 (16:35):
Vent Ventura and well, I can't give the Cross Street,
but somewhere in the.
Speaker 9 (16:39):
Realm of the Cross Street, the realm.
Speaker 7 (16:42):
Of think of what's cheesecake factory?
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh yeah, okay, you're a pulvia inventor, exactly there you Okay,
what was I doing today when I fell?
Speaker 7 (16:56):
I was thinking maybe you were. You were in the
garage some Christmas decorations and you dropped a couple of
them and they fell off the ladder and banged against
the wall. I kept feeling like you were gonna you're
up on the roof for some reason, so I was like,
maybe I should change my answer.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah, I wasn't on the roof, but I was. Okay,
I did hit my head against the garage when I fell.
So he's onto something.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
And I have to say early on I kind of
checked off on the Christmas decoration thing. I think that's
a good guess, but it just feels to me like
you would have already taken those down. Okay, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
You're right.
Speaker 6 (17:32):
The whole garage thing changes it for me.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Okay, you want to guess again. Wait a minute, that's allowed.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I thought we.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Did it have something to do with something in your alley.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
No, no, it did not. All right, Kenny, you're on kfive. Kenny, Hey, dude, Kenny, good, Yes, sir.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
All right, so good to hear you, guys. One time listener.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
I'm going to say that you were.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
Walking to your garage on the stoop and stripped on
the stairs while you're looking at your phone.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Oh so he has a very that's a great guest,
because there's nothing extraordinary that happened. The phone was not involved.
You were paying not paying attention.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
No, okay, we'll take a couple of then we're gonna
press on. Here Jordan and you're on the air.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Hey, how's it going to him?
Speaker 9 (18:23):
Got a long time? First time?
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Hey, I'm thinking that you either were getting in your
car and you just missed that.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Okay, that's not it, but Lisa, you're on the air. Hi, Hi, Tim,
love your show.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
Oh your guys here.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I'm gonna.
Speaker 5 (18:45):
I'm going to say you were on a ladder and
you were touching up paint on I don't know if
it was your house to your garage. Can you tell backwards?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Okay, all right, I will say that a step stool
was involved, but it wasn't a painting another you're on KFI.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Well, Hi there, Sorry, sorry, I had to use a
different name because I'm at work and I don't want
to baby.
Speaker 6 (19:11):
And I work.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I work where Bellio lives. That are okay? Fine, okay,
that's very good.
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Yeah, but are we are?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Did you already like delete the Christmas yes?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Christmas is out?
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
Then you were just changing a light bulb.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Okay, I was not changing light bulb, but I appreciate
you calling incognito. That is a dedicated listener who risks
getting fired for calling you to talk. Actually use an alias.
Yes through all right, Valerie. Two more called Valerie, Jess
and Kevin, and then we got to move on. Valerie.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
You're on the air. Yeah, Hey, good to talk to
you guys.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
I was thinking I was thinking that maybe you would
to take a seat, maybe on a stool.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
That is not it, Jess. You're on KFI.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
You there, Jess, been listening forever.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Hey, thank you for listening.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Bob.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
So two things. First of all, boil Lope is good,
but you gotta try Juampo. You've got to try Juan.
But it's over in the land Ninepire. It's rotissrie chicken.
It's really good. It would suggest that you were probably
just walking. The lights were off and the little shingadera
thing was sticking out and you hit it and you tripped.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
That's okay, Kevin, last call, we're on.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
You're on camfine, all.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Right, I got this here.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
The step stool was involved, yes, but you necessarily weren't
on the step stool. You were coming back from getting
either your mail or newspaper. You were reading it as
you were walking off a slope. Didn't see the step stool,
tripped on it, fell back and.
Speaker 7 (20:51):
Hit your head.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Okay, you're wrong, God, I love how specific that was.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
When we come back, I will tell you it's embarrassing
as hell.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
No, but I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
I fell off a stool and when I was falling back,
I hit my habit. I'll tell you what I was
doing when I fell. And it's embarrassing and I hate
that I'm revealing it because it sound like it sounds
like I'm from a different world. We're live on Well,
well come back. The first thing we'll do is I
will tell you what happened today. I almost died. All right,
(21:24):
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with that, Okay. So here's what I was doing when
I almost died today. Look, chick Hern died by pulling
a potted plant. Bellio told me the story during the break.
He was pulling a big potted plant. His fingers slipped
(22:28):
and he fell back, hit his head, went to a coma,
and he eventually died from that. I could have been
the new chick Hern.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Well, Bob Saget passed away that same way. Yes, from falling,
that's right. It's a big deal. So I'm thinking about
wearing a helmet around the house. So here's what I
was doing. I was doing something my grandmother did on
both sides. I was doing something my parents never did.
I was hanging laundry on a clothesline in the backyard.
(23:00):
Did you what are you doing with a clothes line.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
I have two clotheslines speaking a little house on the prairie. Yeah,
what because lies? I have an electric dryer, and exactly
that's exactly the point. You have an electric dryer and
it chews up so much electricity. I'm trying to say,
see how much money I can save in a month
by hanging clothes outside.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
My wife doesn't like it because he says everything comes
back like it's it's stiff as it. Yeah, that's the
reason that we can't hang towels. You can't hang terry
cloth out there. Jeans, No, jeans are great on a
clothes line. Are you crazy? Are you crazy? You have
you lost your mind?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
You've lost your.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Are you you should go into a Saint asylum? Or
fifty one fifty? You're crazy? Okay, glad I won that one, so.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
I didn't want to be the crazy one. Sure.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Sure, But but if you hang sheets out there, Amanda,
they are they beautiful? You know, they drive two three
four hours. You put them on your bed and you
can smell how beautiful the wind, you know, dries them.
They're nice and soft and crisp. I recommend clotheslines for everybody. Wow, everybody,
(24:16):
and I have two of them.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Mark, Well, I'm I'm impressed by this, but uh, And
I hung them up myself. Yeah, I bought them at.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I bought them at Lows and I hung them up
and I twisted my back when I was hanging them up,
and I and I and then now I almost fell.
And what I was up on a stool because you
always have to hang up this clothes line up higher
so sheets don't hit the ground. And i've and I
came down and there was a uh, there was a
couple of bricks and it was a I can't really
(24:47):
explain it, but there was a like a four inch
lip where there were bricks, and then there was the
cement and I didn't see it and I twisted my
ankle on it. I hit it and I fell backwards
and hit my head against the garage.
Speaker 3 (24:58):
Wow, I could have died.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
You could have and my my wife would have never
found me because she never goes to that part of
our yard ever. I don't think my wife has ever
been in that part of our art.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
But she knew you were out hanging clothes.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
She did not she would I would have died.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
Something you're doing secretly, No.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I just don't tell her everything I do. I don't say, hey, look,
I'm gonna get some water and I'm gonna fart and
hang some clothes. Would that be the order though, you
know the first two my flip flop. Yeah, but I recommend.
I bet there's a lot of people listening right now
who have clothes lines in l A and they just
don't admit it. Market's a great thing. You're you know,
(25:38):
you're you want to save energy and gas electricity.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Oh, you're absolutely right, and and and it makes sense.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
And Krozier, you have the perfect yard for this. Don't
you laugh at me, you m effort. You have the
Crosier Crozier does have perfect You have the perfect yard
for this. Hanging on your one of your basketball courts.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
Yes, I have an electric dryer, No, a gas.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Drawing, Okay, one of your basketball courts.
Speaker 6 (25:59):
You got too, Or hang them in front of one
of your fireplaces. Yeah, that's right, that's smart.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
But belly, oh you should have one too.
Speaker 8 (26:07):
That's what I do when I get at Jacuzzie, I
drive my you know, the these swim trunks on the fire.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
So at some point you're nude between the Chachuozie and
the bedroom absolutely visual, but belly, you should have one.
Speaker 6 (26:23):
You almost lost your life. I'm not getting one.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Does sound way more dangerous.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I'm going to wear a helmet though, next time I
hang along.
Speaker 6 (26:30):
Why do you need you're a man, you're like six
foot right.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Yes, But but it's at eight ft the lines at
eight feet? Why because I want because it's SAgs in
the middle. So if it's eight feet on the on
the on the ends, it's probably about five and a
half feet in the middle. Because it's not taught, you
know it, it's it does have a little give to it.
Speaker 6 (26:50):
And you just have one one wire.
Speaker 3 (26:53):
There's two of them. I put two of them.
Speaker 6 (26:54):
Well, you can put the sheets over the two, you know.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah, I get I get that. I get that. But
they're not they're not near each other. Ones on one
side of the yard, the other ones on the other
side of the yard, so I can dry clothes on
two different areas.
Speaker 3 (27:12):
It's a flawed blueprint, i'd suggest, respectfully.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
I have real quickly, I'll tell you this kind of
embarrassing text that I got a buddy of mine I've
known for an awful long time, maybe thirty forty years.
Is depressed out of his mind because he's a huge
Bears fan and he missed Chicago, so he moved back
to Chicago and he manages a Low's and so I
(27:36):
text him because I felt bad. You know, the Rams
won and.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Love loads.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
So I text him and he said he called in
sick and he's been in bed all day because the
Bears lost. And I said, oh, that's horrible. I said,
on a lighter note, I bought a lawnmower about six
months ago from you guys, self propelled lawnmower.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
And it's great.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's it's one of the greatest lawnmowers I've ever had
my life. And he wrote me back, let me trying
to find this.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Okay, here it is.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
I wrote to him, I said, I just bought a
lawnmower from you guys. Best purchase ever. His response, hotel,
not the efing hardware store.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
A hole.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
I've known him for thirty years, he's been working there
for twelve years, and I just assumed it was the
hardware store.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
That's just the best, that really is. You didn't know.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
That because we never talked about business. Oh that's great,
really great, It's I love the end of it. It's
and he did it real quickly. Hotel, not the efing
hardware store, a hole. And I wrote back to him sensitive. Well,
he wrote that because he's still depressed. He's in bed.
(28:58):
He's a big Bears fan and he's depressed out of
his mind and.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
His buddy doesn't even know where he works. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
All it's conrays were live on CA five Am six forty.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
It's gone.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
My show Mark Thompson is here. He's got his own
show on YouTube, The Mark Thompson Show.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Thank You. It's a lot of politics and stuff. It
was kind of nice to come here and get away
from all that ugliness. That's right, that's right, like when
when you fly in here. So you're you're owed eight
hundred dollars yes by a buddy, Yeah, a guy I
made a bet with a while ago, and to his credit,
(29:38):
he reached out to me. How long ago, as the
kids say, uh, it's been it's been about two years.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Really, And and you didn't know he owed you money.
I forgot, really I did I forget eight hundred bucks?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah, I just forgot about it.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Well, what was it? Poker or poker? Okay? Yeah, but
what an honorable man? Yeah, to say, hey, you know,
if if I owed eight hundred dollars to somebody and
they didn't contact me for two years, that's uh.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I think it was poker and that we rolled it
like double or nothing on a football bet. So there
was there was some action on the money. And then
I kind of just didn't want to chase him for it,
so I kind of let it go. And then I
just forgot about him, all right. And now he's saying
I can get Hey, I I owe you money, let
me get it to you. And he's asked me, do
(30:26):
you have zel z e ll e And I'm famigareant zel.
I know a lot of people will have it. I
don't have it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
But but then you asked me, He said, hey, do
you have zel? And I don't.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
But if I had zel, then he could send you
the money and just give me the cash, right, But
I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
I would feel uncomfortable giving out my zel to people.
Is that wow? Is that unusual?
Speaker 9 (30:47):
Well?
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Maybe I don't know. Maybe I don't know much about it.
I don't think there's any danger in it. Yeah, they
can't access it, you can't know. The whole idea is
that they're able to electronically give you money.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Like if I gave out my Zell over the air,
nobody could steal money for me.
Speaker 8 (31:00):
No, they can give you money.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Really, Oh well, then maybe I'll get one.
Speaker 3 (31:06):
When you saw this guy can send money to you
when you give me the cash.
Speaker 2 (31:09):
Did we do that once where I gave out not
Zell but something similar and people sent me money. Let's
do that again. You know, it's almost like what up
with that?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
You know? This morning? Then knocked that out of bed
and a p don't cover, a copperhead to be in my.
Speaker 8 (31:27):
Hand, a telephone wing and bone out.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
We'll sit all down and tell me.
Speaker 9 (31:33):
With what up with that?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
What's up with that?
Speaker 4 (31:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (31:45):
What's up with that? What up with that? What a
great sketch? That was a great sketch.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
It was.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That was the most wonderful sketch.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
He's playing the host of a B E. T Show,
isn't he? Oh it's not the rub.
Speaker 9 (31:57):
There is that?
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Right? Maybe it was sa was? Yeah, Yeah, it's called
what up with that? What's up for? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (32:04):
The eighties nineties b ET.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, as Jason Sideka's in the background doing is like
in the dance the whole time, you know, yeah, like
the the aerobics dance is funny. Funny guy really funny.
And then Lyn and Thompson, right, Keenan Thompson. I think
he's got a I want to say he's got a
comedy now on a Hulu or something or really sitcom.
Speaker 9 (32:24):
Maybe he deserves it.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I think the longest cast member in the history of
that show is that, right?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
I bet?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
I mean he's been on forever.
Speaker 8 (32:32):
His comfort level and just watching him, it's like, you
laugh the second he gets up on the screen.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yeah, he's so good.
Speaker 8 (32:37):
And comfortable in what he does. Now there.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
He really is so long, I know, and it would
kill the show if he's split.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
He really is terrific. I love that, dude.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
Are you we gotta take another break that quickly? Huh, okay,
we'll do that. We'll do that. We're live Conway and
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