January 13, 2026 • 30 mins
The show kicks off with a look at the future of golf as the crew breaks down TGL (The Golf League), a high-tech, studio-based version of the sport where players tee off into massive simulator screens that recreate real courses. It’s a whole new way to play — and watch — golf.
The crew reminds listeners to follow @ConwayShow on social media and subscribe on YouTube at Official Tim Conway Jr. before diving into a shocking airline story involving ground crew members reportedly trapped in a baggage compartment on a commercial flight.
Pop culture takes over as talk turns to Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift wedding rumors, Taylor Swift’s chart dominance with “The Fate of Ophelia” becoming her first 10-week No. 1, and why kids today seem to know classic music better than ever. Conway shares his longtime love for Tom Petty along the way.
The hour wraps with a bigger-picture conversation about whether Happy Hour is officially dead, as changing work schedules and evolving work-life rhythms reshape how — and when — people unwind. 🍸🎙️
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI Am sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Mark Thompson is
in the house. Yes, sir, we're watching golf on TV.
You know golf nowadays, I can be played in this arena.
I think this is in New York or in Florida,
(00:22):
and they built a studio with fans and it looks
like well, it looks like a stadium that you would
see the Kings play out of the Lakers, and it's
all grass and they tee off into a big screen,
so you see the ball being teed off and it's
going like towards New York or Paris or whatever, and
then the short game is played right there in front
of everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I've never had a great idea. It's really cool.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And I used to play golf until I never got
even one percent better. I never ever improved, And so
the last time I played was about twenty twenty five
years ago, and I would I played at Westlake with
a buddy of mine and I was driving back to
the valley. I was halfway home, and I said, oh
(01:08):
f I left my golf clubs at the clubhouse. And
I never slowed down. I said, there's somebody else's problem now,
And that was that was the last time I played.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That is wild.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But before that, there's three lawyers in Orange County, very
wealthy guys, and I met them through an appearance that
I did down there at at the Huntington Beach Parade
and had lunch with them. They're very nice guys, and
they kept saying, Hey, you got to come down and
play Dana Point with us. There's a beautiful golf course
right there on the bluffs. I think it's the Saint
(01:41):
Regis Hotel.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Sure that one?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And I said no.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I said, guys, I'm not that kind of golfer. I'm
like a one to twenty guy. If I get lucky,
you know, I'm I just hack up the course. I
would never play on a beautiful course like that. I
feel horrible. So they kept calling and calling and calling
and calling, you got to play. You gotta play with us.
We got a tea time, you got to play. And
they kept calling for and I finally said, okay, I
got Saturday off. My wife's in Dana Point anyway, I
(02:06):
gotta go down with her. She's seeing her dad. I'll
play on Saturday noon tea off, which is good for me.
I'm not a morning guy, and we tea off. These
guys are all three or four handicaps. I shoot one
thirty three, one hundred and thirty three shots. I shoot
(02:27):
fifty shots more than some of the guys. And they
never called me again. They never called me again, not once,
and they're still They might be listening right now thinking, oh,
thank god, we don't call that guy anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I shot.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I swung fifty times or fifty more swings than they did.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
When you were on the course to just feel like, wow,
you're holding things up.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I was, Yeah, I was in lakes, I was hitting
across other fairways. I was hitting up on people or
you know, it was you know, rattling around the car
when the ball.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Would you know you ever do that work?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You hit a ball and then it goes off the
side and it goes but b b by by buying
all over the cart.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
That's me. That was me. Did you ever play?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
So?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I never played? I played Part three a little putt
putt stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
But I got a call into the newsroom when I
was in San Francisco, I was a weather guy there.
Pretty kind of well known personality around town just at
that particular instant.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know, sometimes you get to the right spot. So
that kind of explains I'm not trying to brag. I'm
trying to explain why I would even be considered for
this next thing that happens.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So I get a call from the people who are
running the AT and T Classic that was called the Crosby.
It's a pebble beach. Oh wow, that's cue. They have
a celebrity. It's one of the events, right, they have
a celebrity. It's a pro am right with celebrities, and.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I think it major celebrities in Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Bill Murray and you know, you know, Bill Murray always
makes fun of you know, it has a fun time
with it. And there's always some fun stuff with Murray
in there. And and as you say, a lot of
other a lot of apps lead. It's a lot of
very high profile people. So I got a call into
the newsroom again in San Francisco and they say, we're
calling from you know, the AT and T Classic, and
(04:11):
we're we've got a situation where we had a major
league pitcher who was assigned to a duo and he's
had to drop out, and we're wondering if you'd be
interested in playing. Oh my god, this is like this
is the treasure, like the crown jewels of golf. And
I said, without missing a beat, I said, it sounds
(04:32):
it's incredible. I don't play golf. And she said no, no, no, no,
all the all the amateurs are no good. It's just
you just have to be there. You know, we play
closest ball. You always be with the pro. You don't
have to worry. And I said no, no, I really I
really don't play. And I said, but wait one second,
because I'm in this in my mind, I'm going, dude,
(04:54):
is there any way you could like step up somehow,
like immerse yourself with a pro and somehow step up
game because this is going to be like the greatest
brag ever play on this. So I said, hold on
one second. So I turned to our sports guy guy
named Gary Radmanship there Raddy, I used to call him.
I said, Raddy, tell me, if I spend thirty days,
all day except for the time I had to come
(05:15):
here to work all day working on golf, I don't
golf at all. Right now, could I show up to
the at and t classic and not embarrass myself. And
he said, no, you could not, and I jumped back
on the line and I said, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I just I wish I could do it. Oh that's great.
So I had to say no.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Hey, you know these celebrity tournaments, you know, you'll pay
a lot of people will pay money, and then you
show up at the golf course and you get a
celebrity that is in your fourthsome, sure you know. So
it's or three or four guys and then a celebrity.
So Norm MacDonald was the celebrity. He went to a
golf tournament and I think they paid him or he
(05:57):
got you know, some I don't know, maybe free chip
sit in Vegas or whatever to go. And he goes
to a thousand Oaks in or West Westlake golf course
and he shows up and he meets the three guys
and he says, no, I'm I'm Norm McDonald, and the
four guys I'm you know, he's gonna play with these
(06:18):
four guys. And so they're sitting there, they're waiting, they're waiting,
the waiting, and one of the guys says to Norm,
he goes, hey, I wonder who are celebrity is gonna be.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Great? Is that?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I wish that was a bust on. In other words,
I wish that guy met it as a joke.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
He didn't, he had no idea. He didn't. Yeah, I
know he didn't, which makes it funny.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
But boy, it's a great bust Oh man, Oh that's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It is unbelieved watching old Norm mcdonald' stuff is great.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Anyway, This was tg L. Is that what it's called?
What is the h I don't know, but but bigger
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Anyway, this some the golfing things amazing, the new kind
of golfing.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
They're under the arena.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh, the Golf League is what a golf league? Okay
they call? Are they still open? You need the menu
for the Golf League. The new way to play golf
and studio where players tee off into a big screen
is called TGL The Golf League. It's an innovative league
combines tradition golf traditional golf with advanced technology featuring massive
(07:26):
simulator screen that replicates real golf courses. Players tee off
into the screen and then the technology captures their swing
and shots for dynamic viewing experience. Then the short game
is played right there in front of everybody. It's a
great idea, that's what And you know, I think that's
the future of golf. When you know, when we run
(07:46):
out of water and you know we'd have no more.
You know, people don't want nine acres taken up by
fourteen wealthy guys.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Sure that's coming, Yeah, that's coming.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
These golf courses in the city apartments in forty years.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, these golf courses in the city are going away,
and this is going to take them away. The Golf
League is going to be the end of the rich guys.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You've seen in the future. Yes, it sounds like the
rich guys get what they want, but you think they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
They're on their way out, all right, yeah, all right?
Conway and and Thompson. Yeah, who's a rich guy?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyo from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Bellio, you are the queen of social media? Is she
in there?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I didn't realize this for you guys are dominant in
the social Well, it's not me, it's all Bellio.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And let me tell you how great Bellio is because
she won't I mean she will tell you that people
refer to her as the Carol Burnett of radio.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
She'll lay that on you, not say that, but she
won't true. But I don't say it.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I know, I know, but but she won't tell you
how great she is on social media. Let me tell
you how great she is. Okay, every show here has
tick talk, Instagram, Facebook, YouTube x threads, everybody, with the
exception Bill Handle. He doesn't have YouTube x or threads,
but he has all the rest. So if you take
(09:14):
all of the social media from KFI, because KFI has
their own page two, KFI has their own TikTok, KFI
have hisr own Instagram, Facebook, YouTube x threads, and they
have a total of two hundred and forty five thousand
people following KFI.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That's a lot. That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And John Colebel has one hundred and fifteen, Garian Shannon
fifty four thousand amongst all across all platforms, and Bill
Handle fifty one. So there's a lot. But if you
add all of those up, we have more than all
the other shows. And KFI canbine and that's all belly off.
(09:51):
We're seven thousand away from a half million.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
So if anyone wants to help us get to that half,
that's right. Follow us at Conway Show and we're on
YouTube at the Tim Official Tim Conway Junior Show and
also on TikTok threads.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Let's just do one because then people aren't going to
do all of them.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Well, they could pick the one that they're on. I'm
just letting them know you're on all of those.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh. I wouldn't argue with her. She seems to be
the secret sauce.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, but Facebook is where you kick dans. We have
three hundred and thirty thousand on Facebook and that's about
three times more than the entire station.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
No, it's four four times, sorry, four times sports station.
It's a lot. It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Belly Oh is the queen and she's not recognized for
her social media skills here like she should be.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
They should be throwing money at her. They should compensate
her in some way.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, no, they should make her the head of social
media and she can work from home.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yeah, she get pulled off our show at that point.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yes, Oh, you say it kind of in an excited way.
Now I like him. Bell Run. We're were zip Tie
Brothers Zip tizzed.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
All right, I'm a worker was trapped. This is not
a good story. Here a worker trapped and let's find
out what happened.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Air Canada Rouge flight fifteen oh two was taxiing down
the runway at Pearson International Airport about to take off
from Moncton when some passengers heard frantic banging and yelling
from the floor beneath them.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Hurt Pearson and Moncton.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Pearson's in Toronto and Moncdon is just a little bit
south of monk A team.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I have no idea that when some passengers unkton.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I have no idea whe that I've never heard that report.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
About to take off from Moncton when some passengers heard
frantic banging and yelling from the floor beneath them, and
some of.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
The people that were sitting towards the back of the
plane heard the person screaming and banging trying to get
their attention. One of the persons even said that they
called nine one one.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Gabrielle Carl says the pilots soon announced take off was
delayed because a ground crew member was trapped in the
baggage hole.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Oh my God, they closed the baggage department with a
compartment with him in it.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
He's in the baggage that's not pressurized. It's definitely against protocol.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
We're noticing the flight attendants are kind of running back
and forth in the airplane and on the ground. We
can see the crew gathering around the plane, so we
know something's happening.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh, that's that sounds like a reporter here, BELLYO. You
know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Plane, So we know something's happening.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Something's happening.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yes, we had a reporter here and we're watching TV
and there was like a fire or shots fired or something.
And we asked the reporter, Hey, what's going on at
this scene there with the fireman and the cops and
the sheriff and the FBI and secret serves.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
What's going on? And she said, there's something going on,
something's happening. No that she said, there's something happening.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
That's exactly, Yes, it's something things happening.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Something's happening. That was classic. I don't think he's still here.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Something's happening.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
The person is perfect finance. The plane taxi back to
the terminal, and the crew member was rescued.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Did you look up Monkedon, Yeah, it's Maryland.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Monkedon Maryland Air Canada declined to answer questions from CBC News.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
But okay, so that's not a long flight. He could
have made that Toronto to Maryland. Let's see complaining a
couple of hours in Canada. Let me shif there's one
in Canada's firm that.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
The aircraft cargo doors were inadvertently closed while a member
of the ground crew was inside, adding that there were
no injuries and the incident is under investigation in.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
New Brunswick, Canada. Oh I say so it may be
quite some distance. Yeah, monked in from Pearson probably what
two hours? Three hours? Well, the crew members and it's
called as hell up there.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
You know, it's probably minus fifty degrees when you're at
at altitude or more, it's minus seventy degrees up there.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Well, the crew members experience would have been terrifying. Making
that flight would not have caused serious harms since three minutes.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay, did you hear what he said here? It would
not have caused real cars. What he said, which can't
possibly be true, he would have enjoyed.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
It would have been terrifying making that flight would not
have caused serious harms.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So I guess they do pressurize the luggage compartment freezing cold?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It would be cold, Yeah, it would be chilly.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
This aviation expert.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
So there was no danger of you hypothermia or any
or assyxiation.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Then why is he complaining? Why is the guy in
the baggage complaining? Why don't they let the baggage people
right in there, that's right all the time. Why don't
they fill that up with people go second or third class? Yeah,
you're not supposed you're under the plane. You know it's
forty bucks, but you're gonna be at the luggage.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You're not supposed to be in there.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
We're not supposed to be carrying no individuals, you know,
human beings in that can in that that hole.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, we get that.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
He suspects normal procedures were not followed, and investigators we
get that too.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You think, god, my, it's three D house of obvious
comments by these Canadians. It's not supposed to be traveling
in that hole. You know, something went wrong in that one.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yes, he suspects normal procedures were not followed.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So do I.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh, the golf league is what a Golf League. They
call are they still open? You need the menu for
the Golf League. The new way to play golf in
studio where players tee off into a big screen is
called TGL the Golf League. It's an innovative league combines
tradition traditional golf with advanced technology featuring massive simulator screen
(15:37):
that replicates real golf courses. Players tee off into the
screen and then the technology captures their swing and shots
for dynamic viewing experience. Then the short game is played
right there in front of everybody. It's a great idea,
and you know, I think that's the future of golf.
When you know, when we run out of water and
(15:58):
you know we'd have no more. You know, people don't
want in nine hundred acres taken up by fourteen wealthy guys.
Sure that's coming, Yeah, that's coming. These golf courses in
the city apartments in forty years.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah, these golf courses in the city are going away,
and this is going to take them away. The Golf
League is going to be the end of the rich guys.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
You've seen the future. Yes, it sounds like the rich
guys get what they want, but you think they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
They're on their way out, all right, Yeah, all right,
Conway and and Thompson, who's a rich guy.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
In fact, that's also true.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
And investigators will want to know why.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, that's right, because they're investigators. They're going to want
to know why.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
What was his state of mind, what was his work content?
Speaker 5 (16:44):
You know, was he fully alert throughout the process.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
I'm just very grateful that, you know, we have a
positive outcome.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Everybody's everybody's grateful.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
God, Canadians are just so obvious with what they say nowadays.
Three D House of Obvious comments is what they should
rename that country, not Canada.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
They're engaged, I felly, Are they engaged?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
They're engaged. I believe the wedding will be June thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You don't think they'll break up before then, not at all.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
They haven't even had a fight.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Really, I heard now that he's not, you know, going
to be in that rough and tumble world of the NFL.
He might have you know, needs to take out that
aggression somewhere, not saying not physically, but emotionally.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You know, he should have retired after he won that
second Super Bowl, you know, before they played Philadelphia and
before they missed the playoffs this year.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Maybe I mean he likes to play. I don't know, yeah,
but I mean, you don't go out on top. I
guess he didn't go out on top. No, I'm saying
you're in your plan. He would have been out on top.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I understand. But I heard that she busts his balls
in that relation. Is that right? That's right? Did you
hear that? I read between the lines, and I think
I'm right. I think uh. I think she's uh.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I think that there might be a traditional kind of
relationship that she seeks. Also, I think she's going to
move to Ohio with him.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Hey, bet Belly, do you like that song? I sort
of got into it that Ophelia is that.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah? How's that go? He goes, o' it's not how
it goes?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Yeah? I like that song goes something like this.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Wow, how handy. It's like the sun, the sea, the sky.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
You want to see me.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You're playing this on a transistor radio. We have an
old school field to it.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Well, you think the foushe would pick up what.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Was going down and he's busy.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
With his ice cream.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
He's got a bum hand. Yeah, he's still healing.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
But it is a great song though, by the way,
and it was I think it knocked her other. It
was on the top of the charts for like.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Eight weeks, is that right?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Wow, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
It's harder to be on top of the charts now
than it used to be because they're just like, you know,
back in the real old days, there used to just
be the radio stations, and you know, pop radio or
Top forty radio played all the different genres and it
was everywhere whatever the song was. Now there's sub genres,
very specific things. There's hip hop, there's country, there's pop.
(19:43):
To really make the top of the pop charts, you
have to, you know, really have a breakthrough song.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
And yet she has, right, thank you, thank you, I
tell you a quick story.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
But my wife, I didn't, you know, Like I'm I'm
the kind of guy that if my daughter her friends
were in the car, whatever they wanted to listen to,
I just dealt with it. But my wife is not
that type of person. If she's driving, you're gonna listen
to what she wants on the radio. Sure, So I
respect that. So my daughter now then knows all the
(20:15):
Eagles songs, the Rolling Stones, all those songs, because that's
what my wife was listening. So my wife is driving
with my daughter in Burbank and my daughter asked, who
sings this song? And they were on Buena Vista and Verdugo.
It's important to the story. They're on Verdugo and Buena Vista.
(20:37):
And my daughter, who's five or six, said, who sings
this song? And my wife said Lincoln Park. And my
daughter says, I know that's Lincoln Park, but who does
this song? They were right at the corner where that
park is called Lincoln Park while that song was playing
on the air, and my daughter asked about it.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
What are the odds that's eerie? What are the odds
that's heeri, that's eerie.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Strange.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
But I think that these these kids nowadays, because of
you know, parents, they know all these old songs. Sure
like when we were growing up, we didn't listen to
what our parents listened to. You know, maybe a little
bit of Elvis, maybe a little bit of Beatles, but
that was about it. And but now these kids today
(21:24):
they know all the Eagles, all the you know, elo
Rolling stones.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Uh, you know all those old bands.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Because the boomers also, and those are all Boomer bands, yeah,
Billy Joel. Yeah, they are so substantial, I mean, and
they're great songwriters, sure, and and the boomers are such
big consumers and a big kind of footprint on society
I think, and the culture. The Yeah, that all those
classic rock things, they just are far, They're there. They
(21:53):
permeate the music scape. So you did many more of
those types concerts, many more of those type radio stations.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
You know.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I was the biggest Tom Petty fan of the world.
I loved every one of his songs. I could listen
Tom Petty forever and still today. You know, if I'm
driving a cross country I could listen to his stuff
all the way cross country. So a buddy mine called
and said he had an extra ticket to see Tom
Petty at the Hollywood Bowl on a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I said, oh, I'd love to go. I'll meet you there.
We'll go to it.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
And then something came up and I couldn't go. And
I said, late, look, I know it's a week before
the concert. Can you find somebody else? He goes, Yeah, yeah,
my brother will go. I said, oh great, Okay, I
can't make it. The concert happens on it, I think
on a Sunday, and he dies on Tuesday or Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I remember it because I thought, oh, you know what,
I'll catch the next one for sure, because I have
the same Is that horrible? Yeah, almost the exact same
scenario with me. And he was dead three days later. Yeah, yeah,
the worst.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
And I feel the same way about Petty so great.
I was just saying it was the one album I
would buy without a Herber hearing a note from it.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I would just buy it blind. And I have a
connection to it.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
My sister Kelly did the wardrobe for his song free Falling.
Oh that's that's a great brag. That's surely did all
the wardrobe for that. Oras Mondo would call it free balling.
He thought that that the song was called freeballing, and.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm free.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Free balling.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well that's what he was singing one day, and then
we waited to tell him on the air that that
was probably wrong. Bellio rushed in here, you're not gonna
believe this. You're not gonna believe this. He thinks it's
free balling. Okay, well save it for the radio. And
never the same after that, all right, we gotta take
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a break.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I get that you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on
demand from kf I Am sixty.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
It was a big deal when Tom Petty's house caught
on fire.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
He lived off of haven Hurst and he lost everything
in that fire, like original copies of music, guitars, instruments,
all that crap.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
When his house burned down, it was horrible.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
You would have thought that, I guess, you know, you
want to have that stuff around, but you would have
thought that in some way it would be put in
some safe warehouse or something.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
But he was a casual guy that you know from
what I've never met him, but from what I understand,
you just go to his house and he'd have all
the stuff in his house and not really worried about.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Fire, theft or anything. That a great attitude. He was
a real guy, real you know, Tom Penny.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I just learned that there was a big sports awards
banquet today in LA and one of the big winners
was David Vasse. He deserves it with the Dodgers. He
deserves it.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Bellio, did you go to that?
Speaker 6 (24:43):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
You were with the Lakers for a long time, weren't you.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Did you go when you were with the Lakers?
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Yeah, I have been to it in the past, but
I just does.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Everybody show up like Jim Hill and Fred Rogan.
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Anyone who's in the sports world usually is there.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Did Petros and Money go?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Yes, they were up for they were I think they
competed against Vast and Vast Tim Kates.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Wait, Vassa beat Tim Kate's. Petros and Money. Yeah. Wow,
they might must be pissed.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
No, they're happy for him.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I heard the Petros didn't have money for the valet
Parker afterwards.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, I didn't have a change on it, didn't have
cash on him. No, bummed it from some of the winners. Yeah,
I bummed it off Kates. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Hey, listen, congratulations without the war got show. You got
five bucks from the valet.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
What'd you say, bellow?
Speaker 6 (25:31):
I said, that's on brand.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It's on brand. He never has money.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
No, take it from Kate's Oh Kates? Yeah, yeah, but
you know the Kates is not in our lottery pool.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
It doesn't surprise me. People always tend to forget about him.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
No, he says he doesn't want to be in it.
He doesn't have that kind of money to throw forty
bucks at the lottery pool.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
It is basically attacks, but the winning percentage is so
low that it is really attacked.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
There's eighty two people who work it at iHeart that
are in that lottery pool less than that.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Now you're not in it. No, he means that there
have been layoffs. Yeah, oh, but I think they're still
in it.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
They are still in it.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, Oh that's true. That's cool. Well that's cool. I
didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
But so if we hit you know, a billion dollars
or whatever, Sure, Kate's is going to get nothing. Everyone
else is going to get twelve million.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
That's some money.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Shit.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Do the buy in for him?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yes they should. I'll buy in for him.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
That would be really nice of you.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, well you owe me ten, so I'll put in thirty.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
You'll buy in for him, but you won't buy in
for me.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Oh my god, I knew it. Mark.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
What did I say if I said social media? If
I said I'm going to pay for Kates? How quickly
is that going to turn into a shot that I
didn't pay for? I told you that during the break. Yeah,
I said it's going to quickly turn.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
M Yeah, okay, yeah, let's get back to work. A
happy hour is over with remote work and fewer Americans
drinking alcohol. Wow, the happy hour is coming to an end.
(27:13):
It sucks because I love happy hours.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
For decades, the rhythm of professional life included nine to
five at.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
The office, Hey boss man, Yes, a bunch of us
are going to get some drinks you in.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
And five to seven at the local bar. You me
happy hour?
Speaker 8 (27:29):
But is the club running out on happy hour?
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Why would I prolong my work hours and not get
paid to do it?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
You know?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
There was a bar on Normandy and Melrose that closed
about twenty years ago. The name of the bar was
called One for the Road. You never ever hear anybody
use that term anymore. Yeah, now it's a one for
the Road.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
That's yeah, because the implication is you're not supposed to
be driving. Well, yeah, I have one more drink before
I get behind the wheel. Yeh, right, exactly. That's the
name of the bar, One for the Road.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
The Wall Street Journal calls happy hour casualty of a
corporate cultural reset since the pandemic. Doctor Jessica creeed.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Wait who did wait? Who called it? The head the
Wall Street Wall Street Journal.
Speaker 8 (28:11):
The Wall Street Journal calls happy hour casualty of a
corporate cultural reset since the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Okay, I think that it's true. That's probably true.
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Doctor Jessica Kriegel is a workplace culture consultant.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
As we've moved much more towards a hybrid and remote
workplace environment, and so if we're not in the same
physical workspace, well.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Plus, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I mean, look, unless you know where your buzz is,
you don't want to get buzzed around your boss. That's
why you go to college to find out where your
buzz is. I see, you know, and you can determine
it in college. When you come out of college, you
should know your limit, you know, because you spend four
years fine tuning it.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Sure, then it doesn't make any sense to get together.
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Research firm Sircana shows going out to full service restaurants
after work well forty four percent since twenty nineteen, and
Americans are drinking less too.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Americans what's going on with you?
Speaker 8 (29:03):
With hashtag mocktails and alcohol free, accompanying hundreds of thousands
of posts on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
So mocktails is a cocktail with no alcohol, and I
got to say I've tried it because I try to
back off on the booze a little bit.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
But I am. The other night I was in the
valley and had a mocktail margarita. Were you wearing a dress?
And I was thinking, you know, I love tequila. I
love it. I just drink it straight. I don't usually
have it. I don't. I think to put it in
a margarita is almost you know, just ruins it.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
But that's always stretched me as odd when people put
high end tequila in the margarita. Doesn't get lost in
all that margarita mix and all that. Why are you
getting high end anyway? It's more expensive. So the mocktoy,
the mocktail margarita first, and then I had the real thing,
and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I love a little bite. The margarita has a whole bite. Yeah,
it's a real thing. It should taste like gasoline.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I heard you the other day doing a run about
there's a reason that we, you know, we like we
put this jet fuel in our you're doing something, you're
doing a run where you reference.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
The fact that it has to taste like that.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
It should burn your throat yeah, burn your throat because
you do it to get buzz. You don't do it
for the flavor. Well, but you know, there's a there's
a short term for mocktails. They call mocks. Oh really Yeah,
like I'll take a mock or you you want to
get some mocks? Is there a short term for cocktail? No,
(30:38):
it's Conway showing KFI AM six forty but Thompson.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Conway Show on demand on the iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
Now you can always hear us live on kf I
AM six forty four to seven pm Monday through Friday,
and anytime on demand on the iHeart Radio app.
It's KFI Am sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Mark Thompson is
in the house. Yes, sir, we're watching golf on TV.
You know golf nowadays, I can be played in this arena.
I think this is in New York or in Florida,
(00:22):
and they built a studio with fans and it looks
like well, it looks like a stadium that you would
see the Kings play out of the Lakers, and it's
all grass and they tee off into a big screen,
so you see the ball being teed off and it's
going like towards New York or Paris or whatever, and
then the short game is played right there in front
of everybody.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I've never had a great idea. It's really cool.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
And I used to play golf until I never got
even one percent better. I never ever improved, And so
the last time I played was about twenty twenty five
years ago, and I would I played at Westlake with
a buddy of mine and I was driving back to
the valley. I was halfway home, and I said, oh
(01:08):
f I left my golf clubs at the clubhouse. And
I never slowed down. I said, there's somebody else's problem now,
And that was that was the last time I played.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
That is wild.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
But before that, there's three lawyers in Orange County, very
wealthy guys, and I met them through an appearance that
I did down there at at the Huntington Beach Parade
and had lunch with them. They're very nice guys, and
they kept saying, Hey, you got to come down and
play Dana Point with us. There's a beautiful golf course
right there on the bluffs. I think it's the Saint
(01:41):
Regis Hotel.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Sure that one?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And I said no.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I said, guys, I'm not that kind of golfer. I'm
like a one to twenty guy. If I get lucky,
you know, I'm I just hack up the course. I
would never play on a beautiful course like that. I
feel horrible. So they kept calling and calling and calling
and calling, you got to play. You gotta play with us.
We got a tea time, you got to play. And
they kept calling for and I finally said, okay, I
got Saturday off. My wife's in Dana Point anyway, I
(02:06):
gotta go down with her. She's seeing her dad. I'll
play on Saturday noon tea off, which is good for me.
I'm not a morning guy, and we tea off. These
guys are all three or four handicaps. I shoot one
thirty three, one hundred and thirty three shots. I shoot
(02:27):
fifty shots more than some of the guys. And they
never called me again. They never called me again, not once,
and they're still They might be listening right now thinking, oh,
thank god, we don't call that guy anymore.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I shot.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I swung fifty times or fifty more swings than they did.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
When you were on the course to just feel like, wow,
you're holding things up.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I was, Yeah, I was in lakes, I was hitting
across other fairways. I was hitting up on people or
you know, it was you know, rattling around the car
when the ball.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Would you know you ever do that work?
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You hit a ball and then it goes off the
side and it goes but b b by by buying
all over the cart.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
That's me. That was me. Did you ever play?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
So?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
I never played? I played Part three a little putt
putt stuff.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
But I got a call into the newsroom when I
was in San Francisco, I was a weather guy there.
Pretty kind of well known personality around town just at
that particular instant.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know, sometimes you get to the right spot. So
that kind of explains I'm not trying to brag. I'm
trying to explain why I would even be considered for
this next thing that happens.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So I get a call from the people who are
running the AT and T Classic that was called the Crosby.
It's a pebble beach. Oh wow, that's cue. They have
a celebrity. It's one of the events, right, they have
a celebrity. It's a pro am right with celebrities, and.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I think it major celebrities in Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
Bill Murray and you know, you know, Bill Murray always
makes fun of you know, it has a fun time
with it. And there's always some fun stuff with Murray
in there. And and as you say, a lot of
other a lot of apps lead. It's a lot of
very high profile people. So I got a call into
the newsroom again in San Francisco and they say, we're
calling from you know, the AT and T Classic, and
(04:11):
we're we've got a situation where we had a major
league pitcher who was assigned to a duo and he's
had to drop out, and we're wondering if you'd be
interested in playing. Oh my god, this is like this
is the treasure, like the crown jewels of golf. And
I said, without missing a beat, I said, it sounds
(04:32):
it's incredible. I don't play golf. And she said no, no, no, no,
all the all the amateurs are no good. It's just
you just have to be there. You know, we play
closest ball. You always be with the pro. You don't
have to worry. And I said no, no, I really I
really don't play. And I said, but wait one second,
because I'm in this in my mind, I'm going, dude,
(04:54):
is there any way you could like step up somehow,
like immerse yourself with a pro and somehow step up
game because this is going to be like the greatest
brag ever play on this. So I said, hold on
one second. So I turned to our sports guy guy
named Gary Radmanship there Raddy, I used to call him.
I said, Raddy, tell me, if I spend thirty days,
all day except for the time I had to come
(05:15):
here to work all day working on golf, I don't
golf at all. Right now, could I show up to
the at and t classic and not embarrass myself. And
he said, no, you could not, and I jumped back
on the line and I said, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
I just I wish I could do it. Oh that's great.
So I had to say no.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Hey, you know these celebrity tournaments, you know, you'll pay
a lot of people will pay money, and then you
show up at the golf course and you get a
celebrity that is in your fourthsome, sure you know. So
it's or three or four guys and then a celebrity.
So Norm MacDonald was the celebrity. He went to a
golf tournament and I think they paid him or he
(05:57):
got you know, some I don't know, maybe free chip
sit in Vegas or whatever to go. And he goes
to a thousand Oaks in or West Westlake golf course
and he shows up and he meets the three guys
and he says, no, I'm I'm Norm McDonald, and the
four guys I'm you know, he's gonna play with these
(06:18):
four guys. And so they're sitting there, they're waiting, they're waiting,
the waiting, and one of the guys says to Norm,
he goes, hey, I wonder who are celebrity is gonna be.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Great? Is that?
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I wish that was a bust on. In other words,
I wish that guy met it as a joke.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
He didn't, he had no idea. He didn't. Yeah, I
know he didn't, which makes it funny.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
But boy, it's a great bust Oh man, Oh that's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It is unbelieved watching old Norm mcdonald' stuff is great.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Anyway, This was tg L. Is that what it's called?
What is the h I don't know, but but bigger
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Anyway, this some the golfing things amazing, the new kind
of golfing.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
They're under the arena.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh, the Golf League is what a golf league? Okay
they call? Are they still open? You need the menu
for the Golf League. The new way to play golf
and studio where players tee off into a big screen
is called TGL The Golf League. It's an innovative league
combines tradition golf traditional golf with advanced technology featuring massive
(07:26):
simulator screen that replicates real golf courses. Players tee off
into the screen and then the technology captures their swing
and shots for dynamic viewing experience. Then the short game
is played right there in front of everybody. It's a
great idea, that's what And you know, I think that's
the future of golf. When you know, when we run
(07:46):
out of water and you know we'd have no more.
You know, people don't want nine acres taken up by
fourteen wealthy guys.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Sure that's coming, Yeah, that's coming.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
These golf courses in the city apartments in forty years.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, these golf courses in the city are going away,
and this is going to take them away. The Golf
League is going to be the end of the rich guys.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You've seen in the future. Yes, it sounds like the
rich guys get what they want, but you think they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
They're on their way out, all right, yeah, all right?
Conway and and Thompson. Yeah, who's a rich guy?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on Demyo from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Bellio, you are the queen of social media? Is she
in there?
Speaker 5 (08:34):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:34):
I didn't realize this for you guys are dominant in
the social Well, it's not me, it's all Bellio.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
And let me tell you how great Bellio is because
she won't I mean she will tell you that people
refer to her as the Carol Burnett of radio.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
She'll lay that on you, not say that, but she
won't true. But I don't say it.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
I know, I know, but but she won't tell you
how great she is on social media. Let me tell
you how great she is. Okay, every show here has
tick talk, Instagram, Facebook, YouTube x threads, everybody, with the
exception Bill Handle. He doesn't have YouTube x or threads,
but he has all the rest. So if you take
(09:14):
all of the social media from KFI, because KFI has
their own page two, KFI has their own TikTok, KFI
have hisr own Instagram, Facebook, YouTube x threads, and they
have a total of two hundred and forty five thousand
people following KFI.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That's a lot. That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
And John Colebel has one hundred and fifteen, Garian Shannon
fifty four thousand amongst all across all platforms, and Bill
Handle fifty one. So there's a lot. But if you
add all of those up, we have more than all
the other shows. And KFI canbine and that's all belly off.
(09:51):
We're seven thousand away from a half million.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
So if anyone wants to help us get to that half,
that's right. Follow us at Conway Show and we're on
YouTube at the Tim Official Tim Conway Junior Show and
also on TikTok threads.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Let's just do one because then people aren't going to
do all of them.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Well, they could pick the one that they're on. I'm
just letting them know you're on all of those.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh. I wouldn't argue with her. She seems to be
the secret sauce.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, but Facebook is where you kick dans. We have
three hundred and thirty thousand on Facebook and that's about
three times more than the entire station.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
No, it's four four times, sorry, four times sports station.
It's a lot. It's a lot.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Belly Oh is the queen and she's not recognized for
her social media skills here like she should be.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
They should be throwing money at her. They should compensate
her in some way.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Well, no, they should make her the head of social
media and she can work from home.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's a great idea.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Yeah, she get pulled off our show at that point.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Yes, Oh, you say it kind of in an excited way.
Now I like him. Bell Run. We're were zip Tie
Brothers Zip tizzed.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
All right, I'm a worker was trapped. This is not
a good story. Here a worker trapped and let's find
out what happened.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
Air Canada Rouge flight fifteen oh two was taxiing down
the runway at Pearson International Airport about to take off
from Moncton when some passengers heard frantic banging and yelling
from the floor beneath them.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Hurt Pearson and Moncton.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Pearson's in Toronto and Moncdon is just a little bit
south of monk A team.
Speaker 7 (11:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
I have no idea that when some passengers unkton.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
I have no idea whe that I've never heard that report.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
About to take off from Moncton when some passengers heard
frantic banging and yelling from the floor beneath them, and
some of.
Speaker 7 (11:46):
The people that were sitting towards the back of the
plane heard the person screaming and banging trying to get
their attention. One of the persons even said that they
called nine one one.
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Gabrielle Carl says the pilots soon announced take off was
delayed because a ground crew member was trapped in the
baggage hole.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Oh my God, they closed the baggage department with a
compartment with him in it.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
He's in the baggage that's not pressurized. It's definitely against protocol.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
We're noticing the flight attendants are kind of running back
and forth in the airplane and on the ground. We
can see the crew gathering around the plane, so we
know something's happening.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh, that's that sounds like a reporter here, BELLYO. You
know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Plane, So we know something's happening.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Something's happening.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Yes, we had a reporter here and we're watching TV
and there was like a fire or shots fired or something.
And we asked the reporter, Hey, what's going on at
this scene there with the fireman and the cops and
the sheriff and the FBI and secret serves.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
What's going on? And she said, there's something going on,
something's happening. No that she said, there's something happening.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
That's exactly, Yes, it's something things happening.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Something's happening. That was classic. I don't think he's still here.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Something's happening.
Speaker 5 (13:07):
The person is perfect finance. The plane taxi back to
the terminal, and the crew member was rescued.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Did you look up Monkedon, Yeah, it's Maryland.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Monkedon Maryland Air Canada declined to answer questions from CBC News.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
But okay, so that's not a long flight. He could
have made that Toronto to Maryland. Let's see complaining a
couple of hours in Canada. Let me shif there's one
in Canada's firm that.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
The aircraft cargo doors were inadvertently closed while a member
of the ground crew was inside, adding that there were
no injuries and the incident is under investigation in.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
New Brunswick, Canada. Oh I say so it may be
quite some distance. Yeah, monked in from Pearson probably what
two hours? Three hours? Well, the crew members and it's
called as hell up there.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
You know, it's probably minus fifty degrees when you're at
at altitude or more, it's minus seventy degrees up there.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Well, the crew members experience would have been terrifying. Making
that flight would not have caused serious harms since three minutes.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Okay, did you hear what he said here? It would
not have caused real cars. What he said, which can't
possibly be true, he would have enjoyed.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
It would have been terrifying making that flight would not
have caused serious harms.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
So I guess they do pressurize the luggage compartment freezing cold?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It would be cold, Yeah, it would be chilly.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
This aviation expert.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
So there was no danger of you hypothermia or any
or assyxiation.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Then why is he complaining? Why is the guy in
the baggage complaining? Why don't they let the baggage people
right in there, that's right all the time. Why don't
they fill that up with people go second or third class? Yeah,
you're not supposed you're under the plane. You know it's
forty bucks, but you're gonna be at the luggage.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
You're not supposed to be in there.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
We're not supposed to be carrying no individuals, you know,
human beings in that can in that that hole.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yeah, we get that.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
He suspects normal procedures were not followed, and investigators we
get that too.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You think, god, my, it's three D house of obvious
comments by these Canadians. It's not supposed to be traveling
in that hole. You know, something went wrong in that one.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yes, he suspects normal procedures were not followed.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
So do I.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Oh, the golf league is what a Golf League. They
call are they still open? You need the menu for
the Golf League. The new way to play golf in
studio where players tee off into a big screen is
called TGL the Golf League. It's an innovative league combines
tradition traditional golf with advanced technology featuring massive simulator screen
(15:37):
that replicates real golf courses. Players tee off into the
screen and then the technology captures their swing and shots
for dynamic viewing experience. Then the short game is played
right there in front of everybody. It's a great idea,
and you know, I think that's the future of golf.
When you know, when we run out of water and
(15:58):
you know we'd have no more. You know, people don't
want in nine hundred acres taken up by fourteen wealthy guys.
Sure that's coming, Yeah, that's coming. These golf courses in
the city apartments in forty years.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah, these golf courses in the city are going away,
and this is going to take them away. The Golf
League is going to be the end of the rich guys.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
You've seen the future. Yes, it sounds like the rich
guys get what they want, but you think they're gonna.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
They're on their way out, all right, Yeah, all right,
Conway and and Thompson, who's a rich guy.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
In fact, that's also true.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
And investigators will want to know why.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, that's right, because they're investigators. They're going to want
to know why.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
What was his state of mind, what was his work content?
Speaker 5 (16:44):
You know, was he fully alert throughout the process.
Speaker 7 (16:48):
I'm just very grateful that, you know, we have a
positive outcome.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Everybody's everybody's grateful.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
God, Canadians are just so obvious with what they say nowadays.
Three D House of Obvious comments is what they should
rename that country, not Canada.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
They're engaged, I felly, Are they engaged?
Speaker 6 (17:12):
They're engaged. I believe the wedding will be June thirteenth.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You don't think they'll break up before then, not at all.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
They haven't even had a fight.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Really, I heard now that he's not, you know, going
to be in that rough and tumble world of the NFL.
He might have you know, needs to take out that
aggression somewhere, not saying not physically, but emotionally.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
You know, he should have retired after he won that
second Super Bowl, you know, before they played Philadelphia and
before they missed the playoffs this year.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Maybe I mean he likes to play. I don't know, yeah,
but I mean, you don't go out on top. I
guess he didn't go out on top. No, I'm saying
you're in your plan. He would have been out on top.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
I understand. But I heard that she busts his balls
in that relation. Is that right? That's right? Did you
hear that? I read between the lines, and I think
I'm right. I think uh. I think she's uh.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
I think that there might be a traditional kind of
relationship that she seeks. Also, I think she's going to
move to Ohio with him.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Oh there you go.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Hey, bet Belly, do you like that song? I sort
of got into it that Ophelia is that.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah? How's that go? He goes, o' it's not how
it goes?
Speaker 6 (18:29):
Yeah? I like that song goes something like this.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Wow, how handy. It's like the sun, the sea, the sky.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
You want to see me.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You're playing this on a transistor radio. We have an
old school field to it.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Well, you think the foushe would pick up what.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Was going down and he's busy.
Speaker 6 (19:03):
With his ice cream.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
He's got a bum hand. Yeah, he's still healing.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
But it is a great song though, by the way,
and it was I think it knocked her other. It
was on the top of the charts for like.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Eight weeks, is that right?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Wow, that's kind of cool.
Speaker 4 (19:20):
It's harder to be on top of the charts now
than it used to be because they're just like, you know,
back in the real old days, there used to just
be the radio stations, and you know, pop radio or
Top forty radio played all the different genres and it
was everywhere whatever the song was. Now there's sub genres,
very specific things. There's hip hop, there's country, there's pop.
(19:43):
To really make the top of the pop charts, you
have to, you know, really have a breakthrough song.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
And yet she has, right, thank you, thank you, I
tell you a quick story.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
But my wife, I didn't, you know, Like I'm I'm
the kind of guy that if my daughter her friends
were in the car, whatever they wanted to listen to,
I just dealt with it. But my wife is not
that type of person. If she's driving, you're gonna listen
to what she wants on the radio. Sure, So I
respect that. So my daughter now then knows all the
(20:15):
Eagles songs, the Rolling Stones, all those songs, because that's
what my wife was listening. So my wife is driving
with my daughter in Burbank and my daughter asked, who
sings this song? And they were on Buena Vista and Verdugo.
It's important to the story. They're on Verdugo and Buena Vista.
(20:37):
And my daughter, who's five or six, said, who sings
this song? And my wife said Lincoln Park. And my
daughter says, I know that's Lincoln Park, but who does
this song? They were right at the corner where that
park is called Lincoln Park while that song was playing
on the air, and my daughter asked about it.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
What are the odds that's eerie? What are the odds
that's heeri, that's eerie.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Strange.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
But I think that these these kids nowadays, because of
you know, parents, they know all these old songs. Sure
like when we were growing up, we didn't listen to
what our parents listened to. You know, maybe a little
bit of Elvis, maybe a little bit of Beatles, but
that was about it. And but now these kids today
(21:24):
they know all the Eagles, all the you know, elo
Rolling stones.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Uh, you know all those old bands.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Because the boomers also, and those are all Boomer bands, yeah,
Billy Joel. Yeah, they are so substantial, I mean, and
they're great songwriters, sure, and and the boomers are such
big consumers and a big kind of footprint on society
I think, and the culture. The Yeah, that all those
classic rock things, they just are far, They're there. They
(21:53):
permeate the music scape. So you did many more of
those types concerts, many more of those type radio stations.
Speaker 5 (21:58):
You know.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
I was the biggest Tom Petty fan of the world.
I loved every one of his songs. I could listen
Tom Petty forever and still today. You know, if I'm
driving a cross country I could listen to his stuff
all the way cross country. So a buddy mine called
and said he had an extra ticket to see Tom
Petty at the Hollywood Bowl on a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
I said, oh, I'd love to go. I'll meet you there.
We'll go to it.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
And then something came up and I couldn't go. And
I said, late, look, I know it's a week before
the concert. Can you find somebody else? He goes, Yeah, yeah,
my brother will go. I said, oh great, Okay, I
can't make it. The concert happens on it, I think
on a Sunday, and he dies on Tuesday or Wednesday.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
I remember it because I thought, oh, you know what,
I'll catch the next one for sure, because I have
the same Is that horrible? Yeah, almost the exact same
scenario with me. And he was dead three days later. Yeah, yeah,
the worst.
Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
And I feel the same way about Petty so great.
I was just saying it was the one album I
would buy without a Herber hearing a note from it.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I would just buy it blind. And I have a
connection to it.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
My sister Kelly did the wardrobe for his song free Falling.
Oh that's that's a great brag. That's surely did all
the wardrobe for that. Oras Mondo would call it free balling.
He thought that that the song was called freeballing, and.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm free.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Free balling.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Well that's what he was singing one day, and then
we waited to tell him on the air that that
was probably wrong. Bellio rushed in here, you're not gonna
believe this. You're not gonna believe this. He thinks it's
free balling. Okay, well save it for the radio. And
never the same after that, all right, we gotta take
(23:39):
a break.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
I get that you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on
demand from kf I Am sixty.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
It was a big deal when Tom Petty's house caught
on fire.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
He lived off of haven Hurst and he lost everything
in that fire, like original copies of music, guitars, instruments,
all that crap.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
When his house burned down, it was horrible.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
You would have thought that, I guess, you know, you
want to have that stuff around, but you would have
thought that in some way it would be put in
some safe warehouse or something.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
But he was a casual guy that you know from
what I've never met him, but from what I understand,
you just go to his house and he'd have all
the stuff in his house and not really worried about.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Fire, theft or anything. That a great attitude. He was
a real guy, real you know, Tom Penny.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
I just learned that there was a big sports awards
banquet today in LA and one of the big winners
was David Vasse. He deserves it with the Dodgers. He
deserves it.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Bellio, did you go to that?
Speaker 6 (24:43):
I did not.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
You were with the Lakers for a long time, weren't you.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
That's true.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Did you go when you were with the Lakers?
Speaker 6 (24:49):
Yeah, I have been to it in the past, but
I just does.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Everybody show up like Jim Hill and Fred Rogan.
Speaker 6 (24:55):
Anyone who's in the sports world usually is there.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Did Petros and Money go?
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Yes, they were up for they were I think they
competed against Vast and Vast Tim Kates.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Wait, Vassa beat Tim Kate's. Petros and Money. Yeah. Wow,
they might must be pissed.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
No, they're happy for him.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I heard the Petros didn't have money for the valet
Parker afterwards.
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, I didn't have a change on it, didn't have
cash on him. No, bummed it from some of the winners. Yeah,
I bummed it off Kates. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
Hey, listen, congratulations without the war got show. You got
five bucks from the valet.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
What'd you say, bellow?
Speaker 6 (25:31):
I said, that's on brand.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
It's on brand. He never has money.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
No, take it from Kate's Oh Kates? Yeah, yeah, but
you know the Kates is not in our lottery pool.
Speaker 6 (25:41):
It doesn't surprise me. People always tend to forget about him.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
No, he says he doesn't want to be in it.
He doesn't have that kind of money to throw forty
bucks at the lottery pool.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
It is basically attacks, but the winning percentage is so
low that it is really attacked.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
There's eighty two people who work it at iHeart that
are in that lottery pool less than that.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Now you're not in it. No, he means that there
have been layoffs. Yeah, oh, but I think they're still
in it.
Speaker 6 (26:08):
They are still in it.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah, Oh that's true. That's cool. Well that's cool. I
didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
But so if we hit you know, a billion dollars
or whatever, Sure, Kate's is going to get nothing. Everyone
else is going to get twelve million.
Speaker 6 (26:22):
That's some money.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Shit.
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Do the buy in for him?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yes they should. I'll buy in for him.
Speaker 6 (26:28):
That would be really nice of you.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Yeah, well you owe me ten, so I'll put in thirty.
Speaker 6 (26:32):
You'll buy in for him, but you won't buy in
for me.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Oh my god, I knew it. Mark.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
What did I say if I said social media? If
I said I'm going to pay for Kates? How quickly
is that going to turn into a shot that I
didn't pay for? I told you that during the break. Yeah,
I said it's going to quickly turn.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
M Yeah, okay, yeah, let's get back to work. A
happy hour is over with remote work and fewer Americans
drinking alcohol. Wow, the happy hour is coming to an end.
(27:13):
It sucks because I love happy hours.
Speaker 8 (27:15):
For decades, the rhythm of professional life included nine to
five at.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
The office, Hey boss man, Yes, a bunch of us
are going to get some drinks you in.
Speaker 5 (27:24):
And five to seven at the local bar. You me
happy hour?
Speaker 8 (27:29):
But is the club running out on happy hour?
Speaker 5 (27:32):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Why would I prolong my work hours and not get
paid to do it?
Speaker 3 (27:35):
You know?
Speaker 1 (27:36):
There was a bar on Normandy and Melrose that closed
about twenty years ago. The name of the bar was
called One for the Road. You never ever hear anybody
use that term anymore. Yeah, now it's a one for
the Road.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
That's yeah, because the implication is you're not supposed to
be driving. Well, yeah, I have one more drink before
I get behind the wheel. Yeh, right, exactly. That's the
name of the bar, One for the Road.
Speaker 8 (28:01):
The Wall Street Journal calls happy hour casualty of a
corporate cultural reset since the pandemic. Doctor Jessica creeed.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Wait who did wait? Who called it? The head the
Wall Street Wall Street Journal.
Speaker 8 (28:11):
The Wall Street Journal calls happy hour casualty of a
corporate cultural reset since the pandemic.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Okay, I think that it's true. That's probably true.
Speaker 8 (28:19):
Doctor Jessica Kriegel is a workplace culture consultant.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
As we've moved much more towards a hybrid and remote
workplace environment, and so if we're not in the same
physical workspace, well.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Plus, you don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
I mean, look, unless you know where your buzz is,
you don't want to get buzzed around your boss. That's
why you go to college to find out where your
buzz is. I see, you know, and you can determine
it in college. When you come out of college, you
should know your limit, you know, because you spend four
years fine tuning it.
Speaker 5 (28:47):
Sure, then it doesn't make any sense to get together.
Speaker 8 (28:50):
Research firm Sircana shows going out to full service restaurants
after work well forty four percent since twenty nineteen, and
Americans are drinking less too.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Americans what's going on with you?
Speaker 8 (29:03):
With hashtag mocktails and alcohol free, accompanying hundreds of thousands
of posts on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
So mocktails is a cocktail with no alcohol, and I
got to say I've tried it because I try to
back off on the booze a little bit.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
But I am. The other night I was in the
valley and had a mocktail margarita. Were you wearing a dress?
And I was thinking, you know, I love tequila. I
love it. I just drink it straight. I don't usually
have it. I don't. I think to put it in
a margarita is almost you know, just ruins it.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
But that's always stretched me as odd when people put
high end tequila in the margarita. Doesn't get lost in
all that margarita mix and all that. Why are you
getting high end anyway? It's more expensive. So the mocktoy,
the mocktail margarita first, and then I had the real thing,
and I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I love a little bite. The margarita has a whole bite. Yeah,
it's a real thing. It should taste like gasoline.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
I heard you the other day doing a run about
there's a reason that we, you know, we like we
put this jet fuel in our you're doing something, you're
doing a run where you reference.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
The fact that it has to taste like that.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
It should burn your throat yeah, burn your throat because
you do it to get buzz. You don't do it
for the flavor. Well, but you know, there's a there's
a short term for mocktails. They call mocks. Oh really Yeah,
like I'll take a mock or you you want to
get some mocks? Is there a short term for cocktail? No,
(30:38):
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Speaker 2 (30:41):
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