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January 21, 2026 31 mins

The Dodgers make headlines with a blockbuster signing, locking up Tucker on a massive four-year, $240 million deal. We also have breaking news out of Glendale, where an off-duty firefighter has been detained in connection with an active homicide investigation. Plus, SpaceX Crew 11 speaks publicly for the first time after an incident forced an early return to Earth, and we look at the weather extremes hitting the country—from rain in Southern California to a brutal polar vortex elsewhere. And finally, travelers are sounding off as hotels ditch traditional bathroom doors, sparking backlash over privacy and comfort. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's camp I am six forty and you're listening to
The Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
CAMF.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I am at six forty.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
It is The Conway Show and we starred with David
Vasse and your Los Angeles Dodgers buddy.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Nice to see him, Hey, great to see you too.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
But Tim, can you please address me as the IRV
case Best Sports Talk Show Host winner? That happened a
couple of weeks ago. Who did you beat out? A
guy by the name of Petros Papadakis and Matt Money
Smith his sidekick, you know, Killigan and the skipper kind
of thing, and Kates Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, Well, I
mean j Kates isn't important enough to mention? No really, okay,

(00:45):
he's beneath me to mention, honestly, So please address me
that way.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Are you doing sports talk tonight seven o'clock on AM
five seventy Dodger Talk, Dodger Talk, and.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I have the newest Dodger, Kyle Tucker joining the show.
Sixty million dollar Man joining us on the show tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
He got I got a nickname for him, King Talk.
That's my nickname. No, get out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I gave that to you, Boudy, Ye'll say that dar
hashtag King Tuck is gonna be on the show tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
All right, King Talk. Is his lifetime batting averages to
sixty six. That's sixty million.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Hey, supplying to man Conway.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I can hit one sixty six, that's it's one eighty
eight in the playoffs and he has not. Well, he
won eighty eight in the playoffs. That's his career average
in the playoffs. Wow, and he gets sixty million. He's
very talented, very talent.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
What's the roub on him? Somebody said that he is
not as enthusiastic as some of the other Dodgers.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Well, here it is the baseball culture is you do
it my way or the way you're doing it is
completely wrong. Okay, so he's a different type of guy.
There was a lot of perception out there that his
enthusiasm for baseball is not as high as Tim Conway's.
It can't be. It cannot be. But he's extremely talented.

(02:07):
And I'm from he is. I actually, I don't know
where he's from. I don't really care. I care whether
or not he helps the Dodgers handle things this year,
and he is going to make them more athletic, and
they are going to be better defensively in the outfield.
He's going to play right field, and Taoscar Hernandez is
going back to left field because he was very limited

(02:29):
defensively in right field. What happened to Keik Key? K
had surgery on his left elbow. Will not be able
to play until June or July. So he will be back,
but he's not officially signed yet. And what about It's
amazing you're asking Kyle Tucker signs and you're asking about
a role player like Hernandez.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
I want to know what happened to my favorite human being, Rojas.
I know he signed a five point five million dollar deal.
He's my favorite human being. Without him, the Dodgers do
not win the World Series. He played a pivotal part
in twice. I mean he got the game tying home
run and then he threw a guy out at home plate.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
He was big in that ninth inning. He had not
played in twenty five days before Game six of the
World Series and hadn't had hit never hadn't had a
hit in twenty five games before that game tying home run.
That was his first home run of the year by
the way against a right handed pitcher at storybook storybook
stuff for a guy that loves baseball. So they basically

(03:35):
rewarded him with not only a contract for this year,
but also gave him a contract to stay in the
organization as a coach good when he's done playing, which
this will be his final year.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
I think he's eventually going to manage that team when
Dave Roberts steps down.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
I could see him managing or being a coach. Yeh.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I still have hopes that one day Justin Turner will
be the manager of the Dodgers after Dave Roberts.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Is Amalfa tiven't seen I've met a Dodgers datum. While
is Amalfatano still the third base.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Coach close, his protege Dino Ebel is, oh, you know,
Joe Amalfatano was still alive. Wow, and lives in Sedona, Arizona.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Is that right? Yes?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
And he was on deck when Sandy Kofax struck out
Harvey Keane to complete his perfect game. Won an only
perfect game in nineteen sixty five.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
My first UH Dodger game that I went to with
my dad and my brothers and my sister was nineteen
sixty nine.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
M that wasn't a good year. No, it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
That was after Cofax and Drysdale had retired. That was
the beginning of Don Sutton. They were still waiting for
the dream infield to come up.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
And it was not a good year.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
No.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
But I remember being way up in the prison section
interesting and I said to my dad, I'm like, you know, Dan.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I don't know how much you're making, but I mean,
these seats are two dollars. We can't move up a
little closer than this. I mean, gotam in sixty nine
a bad team too. You would think you could get
better tickets.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
The load seats the Yellow Seeds back in nineteen sixty
nine were three dollars in a quarter.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
When I was growing up in the eighties they were
ten dollars. Yeah, it's incredible. That's what the O'Malleys were about, right.
And they never spent on the big free agents the
way Guggenheim is spending on them. But they kept the
prices in check for fans to show up. So there's
a give and take.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Okay, David Vassa's with us for the LA Dodgers. We
have some you know, new announcements the brand new Dodger Tucker.
But I also I was listening to you with Rodney
and Rogan this afternoon. You're the one yes, and somebody
asked you, what is your response to people who say,
Dodgers the organization is ruining baseball and you had the

(05:44):
greatest response ever.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Well, it's fact, Tim. The reality is twenty of the
thirty teams in Major League Baseball reinvest less than less
than fifty percent of their revenue back in to their players.
That's incredible player roster.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
That's outrageous.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
And the Dodgers have to be up in the what
one hundred and fifty percent?

Speaker 4 (06:08):
They are them and the Mets are the two highest,
the Mets ninety percent, Dodgers seventy three percent. But here's
the catch. The Dodgers are over this so called luxury tax.
It's a tax if you go over a certain number,
which is two hundred and twenty two million dollars, it
gets redistributed to all these other teams in baseball, which

(06:28):
the spirit of that was for these teams to put
it back into their roster. Instead, teams like the Pirates
the Marlins have just been pocketing that money, pocketing Dodger money,
Dodger Yankee Red Sox. That's right for years, right, and
you know what, and if that was going on in
the business world, somebody would be arrested for that.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
Well.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
There has been some grievance since, grievances filed against the
Pirates and the Marlins by the players union, and it
doesn't seem like it's going anywhere. It's going to be
contentious because the collective bargaining agreement is ending at the
end of this year. Many people are talking about a
lockout in twenty twenty seven. There will be a lockout

(07:10):
because that triggers some urgency and negotiations. But I refuse
to believe the players and the owners would compromise what
I believe is the best time to be a baseball fan,
and the industry itself is multi billion dollar industry.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
I was watching the Dodge. I have two things on DVR.
I watch now. I watch the Rams and the Bears
from Sunday, yeah, and I watch Game seven about from
about the fourth end, third ending on against Toronto. And
my wife said to me last night, it was midnight,
she was going to bed, and she said, when you
watch this Dodger game, do you pick up something new

(07:48):
every time you watch it. I'm like, I'm a you know,
I'm not a I'm not I haven't been touched. I'm
not slow. No, I don't pick. It's not like I
watched and go oh. I didn't see Smith hit a
home run to tell to go ahead in the eleventh
I didn't see that.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
This goes back to our wives not wanting us to
be happy. That's right. You just want to be happy
when you go to sleep. Good vibes.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
I watched that Rams fourth quarter now every night, and
or the Dodgers Game seven.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I can't wait for this Sunday Buddy games.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
The Dodgers Bears, I mean the Rams Bears was is
one of my favorite nights of my life.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
You're really torturing me, Conway, because I am a huge
Rams fan. I'm part of the Ramley right. But my
daughter was the lead in her school play on Sunday.
Can you believe these people scheduled to play at six o'clock.
I missed the second half in overtime in my daughter's play,

(08:44):
Susical Wow.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
It was torture, that's why.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
But after the intermission, that's when the Rams kicked the
winning field goal and I announced it to the crowd
for you, and my mother in law is like condescendingly saying, see,
it's good karma.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
You came to the play, they won. Good thing. She's
still alive. But I was, I can't.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
I went to the racetrack and I was it was crazy,
and I was driving home. I didn't want to listen
to it on I listened a little bit on radio,
but I got home and I set the DVR up,
so I'm about forty thirty five minutes behind, and my
daughter says to me, she goes, hey, did you did
you hear what happened in the range game? I'm like, sweete,
your mom does this to me, and you're not going

(09:28):
to start eating too. I said, you guys have both
got to leave the house for about a half hour,
forty five minutes while I watched this game. And I
feel like a lunatic because I didn't know until thirty
five minutes after that game was over that they won.
And I go out screaming and whistling people like that
happened forty minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (09:44):
How do you avoid that? With text people?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Why I do not answer? I look at the phone
at all. I shut it down. Great discipline right there.
Easily shut it down and turn it off and bury
it and not not. And I'd say to my wife,
my daughter, do not give me the ending this way?

Speaker 3 (09:59):
Oh please?

Speaker 1 (10:00):
I love it all right, seven o'clock tonight, Yes, on
AM five seventy.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Dodger Talk, the newest Dodger Kyle Tucker is going to
join us and the Dodgers President of Baseball Operations, Andrew Friedman.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
He's coming in.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
He's coming on the show. Really, yes, nice, okay, buddy.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
The Dodgers have made my life about seventy five percent
better than it would have been without him.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
Oh and you make our lives and fifteen percent better.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
And when the Rams win, if the Rams win the
Super Bowl, they've got to have the parade in the
valley Warner Center Park, that's right, that's where they have
Center Rams, as you said, that's right, that's where their
facility is.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Right. It's not the La Rams, No Warner Center Ram.
They belong to the eight one eight.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
You know, Burbank is the exact same size as green Bay.
Green Bay has a team and the valley has nothing.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
We have the Rams now nothing, We've got the Rams.
But they don't play in their valley. No, No, they
practice in the valley.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
They would have been smart to open up that facility
in the vent.

Speaker 4 (10:55):
Why don't they ever go eat dinner at Monty's? Where
do these people go eat?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
They got to eat?

Speaker 1 (11:00):
That's great, dude, all right, David, I say, tonight, seven
o'clock on a five seventy, thank you. Nice to see
about you of the best.

Speaker 6 (11:06):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
All right, we had breaking news earlier. I don't know
if you consider it breaking anymore. What's the rule of
thumb on that crouch with breaking? Is there like a
clock on it?

Speaker 3 (11:25):
All right? Clock on it?

Speaker 5 (11:27):
There?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
There's a clock on it?

Speaker 5 (11:28):
All right?

Speaker 1 (11:28):
All right, here's breaking. Off duty Glendale firefighter looks like
he's in trouble here, gang, what's going on?

Speaker 7 (11:36):
At the coroner arriving just a few minutes ago. Detectives
at this home for hours and hours. Now, this is
where the tragedy unfolded. The city of Glendale informing I
win this news that the Glendale Fire Department has been
notified by the Los Angeles Police Department that an off
duty Glendale firefighter has been detained the connection with an

(11:57):
active homicide investigation taking place at this home on St.
Suma Avenue near Burbank Boulevard in North Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Aright, Satsuma, I have no idea where that is, but
now where Burbank is?

Speaker 5 (12:08):
On St.

Speaker 7 (12:08):
Suma Avenue near Burbank Boulevard in North Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
And you know the Glendale PA again, Glendale Fire Department
awfully tight, nick group of guys.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
They all know who this is.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
We don't have the name, but everybody on that fire
department knows who did this or who's accused of this.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
Detectives working the crime scene say inside of the home
they found the body of a woman in her fifties
with injuries from blunt force trauma. They say the victim's
romantic partner who shared their home with her, alerting police
to the gruesome scene. Despite the Glendale Fire Department confirming
the suspect detained.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Okay, so this is what it sounds like. It sounds
like they the couple was divorced and that she was
dating another guy and the guy couldn't get a hold
of her, so called on a welfare check, and now
they've traced it back to the ex husband who may
have killed this woman.

Speaker 7 (13:01):
They say, the victim's romantic partner who shared their home
with her, alerting police to the gruesome scene.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Oh man, it's always always tough to date a woman
who has a crazy ex husband.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Oh it is always.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
One eye open man, and a lot of guys say
screw it, you know they if they know there's an
ex husband who is really still pissed and wants to
settle the score, that's enough for them to put on
the hockey skates and.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Skate away.

Speaker 7 (13:35):
Despite the Glendale Fire Department confirming the suspect.

Speaker 3 (13:38):
You've got to really be a love.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
You've got to be an unbelievable like high school love
to date somebody whose ex husband is still after him.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Despite the Glendale Fire Department confirming the suspect attained, it's
one of their own, LAPD detectives have yet to id
the suspect, saying they will not do so they side
whether to book him on charges.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
I wonder if the cops are harder on other cops
and firefighters who step over the line, or if they
give them sort of a break because they know the
pressures that have come along with fighting fires and saving
lives and being cops.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I don't know, not the I've never been a cop,
so I don't know. And I would think they would
probably be tougher on the guy because you know they
are out there. It makes them look horrible as well,
And so I think.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I go back and forth. Are the easier on the
guy because he's a brother? Are they harder on the
guy because he them? It makes everybody look bad.

Speaker 8 (14:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (14:40):
What can you tell us about what happened here and
who your suspect is?

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Sure?

Speaker 9 (14:44):
So, around four o'clock this morning, a mail in his
forties went to the LAPD Northeast Police Station and he
asked the officers there to check in on his significant other.

Speaker 7 (14:54):
Detectives say the tragedy appears to be connected to domestic violence.

Speaker 9 (14:58):
From what we've determined very preliminarily at the stage, this
was an isolated incident of domestic violence between cohabitating adults.
There's no threat to public safety at this time. The
individual who is in custody at Northeast Station we believe
is responsible for the incident. However, they have not been
formally booked yet, so we cannot release any information.

Speaker 7 (15:18):
Yeah, And as the detective mentioned, the suspect remains in custody.
He has yet to be booked on any charges. Live
in the Hollywood Leal Store with ABC seven Eyewitness.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
News, Crazy Day, Crazy Day in North Hollywood. Man, oh boy,
all right, that was breaking news. And if we get
the guy's name or any more information on that, we
will have that for you.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
Am sixty.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Well, we videoed the return of SpaceX eleven the crew
members that came back.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
Was it last week? I think it was last week?
Sometimes that's Thursday Thursday?

Speaker 1 (15:58):
And I stayed up late till twelve thirty in the morning,
not late for me, but late for most people. And
I took out my camera and we caught that spacecraft
coming almost literally over.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Burbick over our house.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
And I sent it to Bellio immediately and she packaged
it up and threw it out onto social media.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
And how did that do? Bellio? Did that do? Okay?
It did okay? It got two point eight million yoes?
Is that right?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Holy smokes, And we'd love for it to hit three.
So if you want to head on over to Conway
show on Instagram. Happy we want to have you over.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, come on over and follow or
like or smash that like button comment.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Comment follow yes, do everything engage yes, yes, Why leave
us out here in the cold.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
But the crew members are now talking about returning to
Earth and we still don't know which one was sick though,
Which one had, you know, a bad liver or kidney
or whatever and had to come back to Earth for treatment.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
The astronauts part of NASA's SpaceX crew eleven today speaking
out about the incident that caused them to return back
to Earth.

Speaker 10 (17:08):
One of the members of the group experienced a medical
issue on board the International Space Station. NASA and the
astronauts not sharing what the medical issue was or which
crew member it involves, out of concerns for their safety,
but they did say that member is doing okay. The
incident cut the cruise mission nearly six weeks short.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I bet he doesn't get it, or he or she,
because I think there was a woman on board. I
bet that person who came back they've experienced their.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Last space visit.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
I think you get one of those where you have
to return early with the other astronauts to get back
to Earth because you're not feeling well. That's a one off.
You get one of those and then you are landlocked
for the rest of your life. They're not sending you
up again because they don't want to do that again. Sorry,
you knew the rules, you knew the boundaries.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Mahallo getting ready for an EVA. Something happened.

Speaker 11 (18:02):
The team came together and it wasn't just this team,
but the whole team. Like Tina said, around the world,
beautiful re entry and splashed down.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
The dolphins came to visit us.

Speaker 8 (18:13):
I actually enjoyed re entry even more than launch. It
was it was a lot of fun, and I'm very
grateful that I got to experience that.

Speaker 10 (18:20):
The crew splashed down off the coast of San Diego
last Thursday.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Space I think they should change the term. I don't
like that.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
That term. What term rear entry? I don't know. It
sounds odd.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
It's rear entience re entry.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Oh well, I like it less. I like rear entry,
I thought, I thought again, turning in a handle.

Speaker 8 (18:55):
What I actually enjoyed re entry even.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Oh, you're right, it is re entry.

Speaker 8 (19:02):
Sorry, I actually enjoyed re entry even more.

Speaker 10 (19:05):
Than launch.

Speaker 8 (19:06):
It was. It was a lot of fun and I'm
very grateful that I got to experience that.

Speaker 10 (19:11):
The crew splashed down off the coast of San Diego
last Thursday. SpaceX Crew twelve is set to launch next
month to carry on the mission.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Glad, They're all okay. YELP has released its top one
hundred places to.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Eat here you go. Well, I'm glad that who is
this here?

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Glad? They're all okay, do you know who that is? Glad?
They're all okay, I don't know who that.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
I can't tell that. That voice is that ABC belly? Yes, yes,
then that's Jewelry? Is that him?

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Glad? They're all okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Okay, Well he's concerned about the astronauts. Big dong with
that guy. All Right, we got a weather, we got time, Yeah,
I guess we got time for this man. The rest
of the country is freezing. We are experienced a little
bit of cloud cover, a little bit of fog near
the ocean, but the rest of the country is just
getting white out. There might be millions of people wake

(20:03):
up this week at some point without electricity. I mean,
you've got to see some of these temperatures that are
going on around the country. Here's a good example Detroit, Michigan. Detroit, Michigan.
On Friday, the low is going to be minus eight degrees.
It's going to feel like minus twenty. Saturday, the low
in Detroit, Michigan is minus ten degrees. The highest five

(20:27):
five degrees will be your warmest temperature, five coldest, minus ten.
It'll seem like minus twenty five.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
Guess what.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Those people who have money in Detroit, Cleveland, Indiana, Michigan,
you know, Saint Louis, they're coming out here. They've had it.
This is the last straw. They're not going to be
living in an area that's minus ten. Those that those
temperatures are for Eskimos, for like northern Alaska to Eskimos.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Can you still use that term? Is that term it
can use? Yeah? I think so, can you?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Okay, I don't know. That's probably gonna go away next
but right now we can we can use that. Listen
to the Listen to the lows in Detroit minus eight,
minus ten, four five, five four, one, A lot of
single digits.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Yeah, one one. That's gonna be the low on Fridays.
How cold is it today?

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah one, it's h degree oh degree one. Man, oh man,
it's gonna be the coldest season in forty years, the
coldest let me see the Yeah, the coldest season sweep
into Michigan in the last forty years. So don't bring
up global warming to that crew this week you will

(21:47):
get shot.

Speaker 6 (21:49):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty Ding Dong.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
With you Pee Boom.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
A lot of hotels are wanting to save money. People
aren't buzzing out there and going out to hotels as
often as they were in the past. Everybody's watching their money,
tightening their budgets, and so they want to save money
everywhere they can, especially when they're building new hotels. So
you may not see many bathtubs anymore. I think the

(22:21):
era of the bathtub is over and you'll see just
you know, showers, And I think in twenty years it'll
be a real mystery and a real treat to get
a bathtub in a hotel room.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
And who the hell's taking a bath in a hotel?

Speaker 5 (22:40):
You know?

Speaker 1 (22:40):
Where are you where you pull into a Clarion or
motel six and you hit that tub?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Oh god, yeah, I mean people have been in that tub.

Speaker 11 (22:49):
When I was too young to know any better, and
I had a girlfriend in my late teens. I'm living
on the East coast of Maryland. I was like, Oh,
we're gonna go away for a weekend, and I looked
up the Poconos in New York. Those resorts in the
tubs and the heart shaped tubs in the room, yeah,
in the room. And then they had the Martini glass
that was a giant jacuzzie that you had to go

(23:10):
up some stairs. On the back side of it to
get in actually had like a stem, a giant stem.
And all the girl that I was with at the
time would say, I'm not getting in those tubs.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Yeah, I'm with her.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
There's too much gross stuff that's happened in those tubs.
And I was like, oh, yeah, I went. I went
with my girlfriend who's now my wife. I think it
was Apen Arrowhead, and we went checked into a room
and there was a hot tub in the middle of
the room right and there was like there was two
beds in the hot tub in the middle of the room,
and then right next to the hot tub.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
A toilet hmm yummy, and in the.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
Middle of the room with nothing around it. And I
said to her. I said, I said, Jen, I promised
you I won't be using that, and I need that
promise back. I need that to do. That's a two
way street here. I need the I need for you
not to throw the deuce in the middle of the room.

(24:08):
And I need and I mean I need that to
come from the heart like you would never even think
of doing.

Speaker 11 (24:15):
I need to know it wouldn't even be a consideration
across your mind.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
She laid that on me, throw the deuce in the
middle of the room.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I mean I would I would respect the person more
if they threw one in the bed.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
You can make the argument that it was an accident.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Was an accident, right, Yeah, I had too much a
drink and I had loted up the sheets.

Speaker 11 (24:37):
Did you ever do the hot tubs at putting Stone?

Speaker 5 (24:39):
No?

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Well, I didn't know what that is putting stone. Putting
stone sounds like a like a term for something you
don't want in the middle of the LA fair grounds
are oh putting stone?

Speaker 5 (24:49):
No? What is is that? It was?

Speaker 11 (24:52):
It was the putting Stone Hot Tub Resort, because that's
a putting stone lake that's right there.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I don't know if that's a man made lake or not.

Speaker 11 (24:57):
Oh the hot spring ut brings over there by the
La Fair and you get individual tubs. It's been closed
now for a couple of years, but yeah, they had
like individual hot tubs that were kind of embedded in
the hill, so you could, you know, be in a
hot tub and it's almost like a little shack and
there's nothing else around except for another hot tub in
in a shack a couple few hundred feet away or whatever. Yeah,

(25:18):
and you could look over the hills there and Pomona
and look overlook putting Stone Lake. I did that once
and that was another one of those.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
Yeah, it does seem odd.

Speaker 11 (25:27):
You could get like roses delivered champagne. It was like, Yeah,
it was a three sided shack because one wall was gone,
so you could look out over the lake.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
But oh, I see, so you couldn't see anybody else
in their hot tub, right, because you wouldn't see.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
You on the hill.

Speaker 11 (25:41):
You were based on a cliff overlooking the lake. So yeah,
people couldn't see in, but you could see out.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
I think the reason it went out of business was
staff infections.

Speaker 11 (25:50):
It might have been, yeah, and either that of COVID
completely shut it down.

Speaker 3 (25:54):
Radical staff infections how.

Speaker 10 (25:56):
Close was the neighboring three walled.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Shed they had him.

Speaker 11 (26:01):
I want to say, the closest ones could have been
like twenty feet apart.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Oh, as you could hear them. Well, I suppose if
they're loud. No poet hosh.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
But I've never seen a hotel other than that one
with a toilet in the middle of the room. Never
never seen, never ever, And I don't know who designed that.
I bet that person is on death row gave the
thumbs up. Crazy, crazy person. But anyway, they're getting rid
of bathroom doors to save money in hotels.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
The bathroom door is going.

Speaker 10 (26:34):
Away hotels one a hotel luxury, I would argue, not
a luxury of a necessity.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
You say it's starting to go away.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Well, let's put it like this.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Share is that David Lazarus Is that Channel five? I
get him confused with Charles Nelson Riley. Sounds like Charles Oh,
Missus Muller.

Speaker 12 (26:53):
Sharing is caring, they say, but does that really apply
to bathroom doors? And no, I'm not making this up.
According to the Wall Street Journal, the latest trend in
hotels is the removal of bathroom doors that provide a
modicum of privacy and replacing them with glass barriers, great,
great curtains, or even no doors at all.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I like that, no doors at all. You just sit
there and stare at a guy. I'm just still how's
it going. How's it going? You're good?

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:24):
Yeah, good? Okay, when you're done, I'd like to come
in there and you tell them.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
You don't need to ask.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
I'm just standing up. Would you get that shirt? And
as the journals you're looking at the shirt, and.

Speaker 12 (27:38):
As the journal observes, these replacements quote aren't as proficient
in the art of noise and smell containments.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Oh my god, we always have to talk about everything.
That's very people are trying to eat. It's four fifty five.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
That's a very demure way of putting it.

Speaker 12 (27:55):
Or, as one Marriott guest put it to the journal,
I've been married for twenty five years. I love my husband,
but I don't want to see him use the restroom.

Speaker 3 (28:04):
So yeah, I'm with you, right.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I don't want to see him use the restroom.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Yeah's see if we can change that just a little.

Speaker 1 (28:11):
Here one second, okay, here, this might this should shouldn't
be what it sounded like here.

Speaker 12 (28:16):
I've been married for twenty five years. I love my husband,
but I don't want to see him.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah, I mean yeah. Everybody listening immediately thought of the
S word.

Speaker 12 (28:34):
I've been married for twenty five years. I love my husband,
but I don't want to see him. So if you're
wondering what's going.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
On here, hotel, No, we know what's going on here.
It's over for hotels.

Speaker 12 (28:49):
So if you're wondering what's going on here, hotels, especially
mid range hotels, have been scrambling to cut costs since
the pandemic.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Bad place to start.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
In other words, adiosk closets, What is it? Adios closets?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
I think it's audios?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (29:07):
How do you pronounce that? We have a pronunciation key
on this thing? We do ideos audios adios audio.

Speaker 11 (29:17):
Audios hear movie doos on how to pronounce more confusing.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Words and names to it.

Speaker 12 (29:26):
Or audios adios closets, Cyanara bathtubs and now apparently top
top bathroom privacy and one catalyst here and this is
a serious thing is apparently federal rules regarding easy access
for disabled people. And that means wider door frames so
that wheelchairs can get through, and doors that aren't obstacles

(29:48):
and for many hotel owners, one way to save on
costs is to just not have to deal with that
and instead adios door and aadios door.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
And you know, it's not like this guy lives in
Des Moines, where you wouldn't hear that word like, you know,
like but once every two years, listen, La, you hear
that term forty times a day.

Speaker 2 (30:13):
Then it's open to everybody.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Now.

Speaker 12 (30:15):
Getting out of bathroom doors altogether certainly addresses the problem,
there's no question about that. But it forces changes that
not all guests can appreciate, unless, that is, you feel
that a hotel stay is better if the sink is
out near the bed and the toilet comes with a view.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yes, the toilet comes for the door with a door.

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh man, I don't know where we're going as a
society where the first thing we tried to save on
hotels is the guy sitting on the pot and he's
now staring at you.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
That's where we are, everybody.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
I think we should put greenland on hold and get
more doors for toilets. That's pretty good compromise.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
All right.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
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