Lock Your Ladders: The Break-Ins 2nd Floors, Lindsey Vonn Defies Injury to Chase Olympic Glory Again
February 4, 2026 • 30 mins
Conway kicks things off by decorating the studio, including an absinthe flower that quickly proves to be a bad idea as it gives everyone a headache.
Reporter Michael Monks joins the show as officials call for the L.A. Olympics leader to step down following the release of emails with Ghislaine Maxwell, raising serious questions and backlash.
A warning for homeowners: lock your ladders. An elderly man recounts the terrifying moment he came face-to-face with a burglar who had snuck into his West Hollywood condo.
An incredible comeback story — Lindsey Vonn plans to ski in the Winter Olympics after tearing her MCL, defying the odds once again.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM sixty and you're listening to the Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app AM I Am six.
It is the Conway Show, Dig and Dog. All right,
let's get started. I brought a flower arrangement, or I
(00:21):
guess a potted plant. What would you call that bellio?
A potted plant? I guess a potted flower.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, I'm going to decorate the studio and give it more,
you know, a warmer feel. And so I thought maybe
a plant would be good.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What's what's going on with you?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I just thought, you know, it's it's where we all
work all day and it's cold in here. There's no
plants studios.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
But I also want to bring like pictures like two
birds on a on a on a tree and underneath
it says forever. You know. I want to decorate the
place up.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Maybe bring a quilt in.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh I bring a quilt in and hang it on
the wall.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
No, you put it over the chairs, like warm so
if someone gets a chill.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, I can do that. I could definitely do that. Yeah,
let's do that.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's nice. That's nice. What is the flower you brought?
What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't know. I think it's well, I know it's
not a tuber rose because I bought it, all right,
Belly always always has the pry, she can't just take
the wind.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Well, there's always a reason for the.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Reason, a reason for the season. I always say that
whenever I'm looking at meat at a grocery store that's
pre season, I always say, there's a reason for the season.
You know that meat went bad four years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
And since flowers and the flowers looks healthy, is very healthy?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Stale? It's not stale.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, I bought it last night around why did.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You bring it in? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
All right? So I bought it. I thought it was
a tuber rose. And my wife loves tuburrows. It's a
very fragrant, fragrant flower. And I smelled it, and my
sense of smell, after you know, smoking and drinking and
not eating right and not sleeping right, not working out,
is that enough has gone to the toilet. So I
(02:20):
brought it home and I said to my wife, I go, hey,
I got you ye tuber rows. And she's a florist,
and from across the room she said, that's not a
tub berros. That's like absence or something like that, aspens
absences or so. I don't know. She called it something
and I said, oh, I said, do you like it?
She goes, ah, it gives me a headache.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
There it is, there it is. So you brought it
in to give us headaches.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
No, no, I'm hoping that you guys don't get headaches
from it, so my nine ninety nine doesn't go to waste.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I actually do if it's really strong.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Really yeah, all right, well we'll move it out then,
God Almighty, you can't do anything nice for anybody anymore.
You know, it's just screw it, you know, just as
my dad used to stay, say, just stay in your circle,
just stay.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Did you bring any stale snacks in as well?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I did not. I did not. Bellio always accuses me
of buying bulk snacks at Costco and then bringing them
in for two reasons, either A through stale or B
I don't like them.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And am I right? That is the only reason you
bring us snacks.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You're pretty on pretty close, okay, okay, pretty.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Close, And now you bring us a stinking flower.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, no, no, this is a great smelling flower. As a
matter of fact, stephush, could you do me a favor. Yeah,
you're a sensitive man. Sure could you come in here
and smell this?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The flower?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Wait, let me get video of this.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, and we're gonna get Steph Fusch's opinion of if
if this is a great flower to have around, or
if it's gonna give everybody, you know, headaches. These are
sensitive people around here. It's right over there on the
on the on the round table. It's it's beautiful though.
Huh yeah, it's nice. Yeah, it's pretty. It comes in
(04:14):
a all right, he's smelling it now. Did that crash
knock the smell out of you?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
All right, ding dog. The guys like the flowers, and
the girls all get headaches from it. Winner, total winner, right,
and look at it. The sun's out. It's gonna get
some sun. It's gonna smell great. And that's the first
thing I'm doing to spruce up. It's gonna look like
a college apartment in here. I'm gonna put up a
(04:43):
football helmet on the wall, a jersey. You know, it's
gonna look great in here. It's gonna look like a
sports bar.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Poster's a chicks and bikinis.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, I gotta get what's a good one,
like a fair or faucet? Is that still a popular one?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Any of the Heathers, Thomas Locklear.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm gonna get. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna get
a either Heather Thomas or Heather Locklear or maybe all three,
you know, and and get I don't know, I don't know,
but I think or maybe a Charlie's Angels poster. Those
are always great, or maybe just go for it and
just get centerfolds and you know, and calendars. Yeah, and
(05:20):
see how long it before we're in HR.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
You gotta be an equal opportunity to get one of
those fireman calendars, is okay?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
You know where they're justin suspenders.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
We'll get a fireman calendar that. It's a long story,
but I was once asked to be in one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Lot your face watching or leave the room.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm speechless with this one. Drives me up a wall.
This one, all right, and and all the other shows.
If anybody's listening, feel free to start sprucing this place up,
make it look like a dorm room or a college apartment.
And I think, yeah, like Shannon or Gary or I
(06:16):
don't know, I'm a handle can bring something in John
cole Belt, Amy King. Amy King would probably be great
at this. That's setting up a shop here and making
Amy King will take care of it. Yeah, make it
look more home. Well, but but I think we are
like when you go down to five seventy am. As
a matter of fact, Bellio, let's do a let's do
(06:38):
a walk during the commercial break. I'm going to show
you what this sports station looks like during the break here.
And it has so much character. It has you know wall,
It has coverings on the wall. Yea, all the money
that there's art on the wall. There's stickers. I like stickers,
like stickers, just stickers. They may have a bumper sticker
(06:58):
on their car or is that over?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I don't know if it's over, But.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You seem like a bumper stick Absolutely not really No,
I will not ruin my car for that. You have
to ruin it. I mean there, you could take him
on and off. They're magnetic now that that stickiness does
not come off. No, they got magnetic ones. You can
you know, I'll put them on the side of your car. Well,
give me one, Okay. If this vans are rocking, don't
come knocking? How about that one? Okay? Yeah, oh you
(07:26):
mean physically give you one? Yeah? Oh I see, I
thought you may just give you an idea for one.
I don't know what you were talking about. Oh my god,
what is going on? She's allergic to this effing flower.
She's allergic to this. It's really it's really you're you're
going huh, Oh my god. Why do they sell it? Then?
(07:50):
Why do they sell it? If everybody is allergic to it?
Why do they sell it? Oh my god? Call it
ground links? Is there anybuddy it does? Fake?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
These work?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah? Belly? Oh yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Okay, Thursday
at eight o'clock. Okay, yeah, put on my credit card. Okay,
thank you. Okay, you're the best day.
Speaker 8 (08:23):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Welcome to Bowling Green State University. I'm Tim, and we
have a guy named Michael who's in my third period class.
Michael high How are you.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Always happy to be in Bowling Grand Ohio?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Remember the college radio high school radio? It's like him.
I'm Tim, that's Michael. What are we discussing today?
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It was fun? Did you take radio in high school.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Accouge my bachelor's degrees in radio and television.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Mine too, Mine too, Mine too. But we had a
radio station in Bowl Green that you could literally had
to be in the building to hear Sam.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
The same was true at Northern Kentucky University. That right, Yeah,
you could never hear it in the parking lot on
the car radios. You had to be in the university center,
or you were hearing none of my Shania Twain remixes.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
That's so great, all right, the Olympics is run into
a snag?
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Well, look, do you think los Angeles? I have a
couple questions. Actually, the first question, do you think Los
Angeles is ready for the Olympics?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't think so, but I think they're getting closer.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
My next question is, how would you react if I
emailed you and said, hey, Tim, I'd really like to
see you in a tight leather outfit.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Really? Oh oh that's from the email.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
Oh sorry, Well I'm just saying, I mean, would you
consider that flirtatious?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, yes, yes, you know I think it's be a
compliment from anybody who sent it to me.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Yeah, well, apparently that is the type of relationship that
one Casey Wasserman had with one Galan. Casey Wasserman, the
chairman of LA twenty eighth, the local organizing committee at
the Olympics. He has turned up in the Epstein files
because of these very flirtatious and salacious emails that he
exchanged with Jeffrey Epstein's partner, Ghlaine Maxwell, who's in prison
(10:14):
for these sex crimes and the grandson of Lou Wasserman,
the famous Hollywood agent guy ran Hollywood forever, big big
time guy. Yeah, and so Casey Wasserman is one of
those high level guys in America who was running around
in this orbit. Now, wait year is this The email
came out in two thousand and three, so we're more
than twenty years ago. And this was also before we've
(10:36):
learned about the first crimes that Jeffrey Epstein was convicted of.
So there is some gray area here. Yeah, you had
a both adult relationship your adults, you can talk dirty
to each other. But these incidents and these emails have
raised questions about a lot of people about what did
you know, when did you know it? And the question
about Casey Wasserman and his relationship with the Epstein inner
(10:59):
circle has been raised by some prominent individuals here locally
who are calling for him to step down. Okay, Three
things here come to mind. A even in two thousand
and three, who is emailing another woman while you're married?
(11:19):
That's number one? I mean who does that? Number two?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I know him because he used to commit a kalis
X and he's a really great guy who's a really
good family man and a good.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
Day dig dog with you, guys.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
We welcome it over here. We welcome this stuff. Good
to see you guys. Thank you very much. Yeah, ding
dong with you, buddy. Nice to say it. Man, you
guys are the best? Is this Booker and Striker? Who
are these guys?
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Mark and Kim?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Is that Booker and Striker?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Mark and Kim?
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Mark and Kim?
Speaker 9 (12:16):
Thanks man, you guys are And you see that's why
we have degrees in radio on television Okay, because where
else could we behave this way and still be employed?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Okay? Number three, getting back to Wasserman is I don't
think the Olympics would be in la if it wasn't
for him, Bingo.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
He's been instrumental to this and one other thing that
Casey Wasserman has done that is directly different than the
behavior that you have seen from local elected officials in
relation to the federal government. Is he is cosied up
to the Trump administration because he can put two and
two together and get four and say right, America is
hosting the Olympics in twenty twenty eight, not just Los Angeles,
(12:54):
and President Trump has taken a special interest in these games,
and so Casey Wasserman has appeared with Trump. He has
complemented Trump and local officials I think probably did not
like that gesture.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Probably not.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
And now this has played into the motivation. You've got
multiple members of the LA City Council, the LA City Controller, Supervisor,
County Supervisor jenis Hahn, a state lawmaker, all calling for
Casey Washerman to step down. Mayor bas says this will
be up to the LA twenty eight board. Let me
ask you a question. Yeah, the people calling for his removal,
the LA City Council members. Would LA be better off
(13:29):
without them or Casey Washerman in what respect? I guess
it overall gets specific overall.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
I mean, it's hard for me to say, I gotta
cover these people, so I can't opine, you know, I
get it as freely.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
But I'll tell you the Olympics.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Part of the Olympics has gone rather smoothly. That's where
I moved along in the people forget about this in
a week rate that you expect, where as the city itself,
let's just say, is not government effectively.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay. Look, if he was, you know, emailing a fourteen
year old girl, it's a no brainer, right, Okay, But
he's not. He's emailing a woman who is probably in
her thirties or forties, maybe even at that time, maybe thirties.
I think she was in her thirties and did nothing illegal.
I don't even know if they ever even hooked up,
and if they did, who cares he's even if he's married.
Speaker 9 (14:21):
This is one of those things that we all are
going to have to do as we consider the Epstein
files in the aggregate, because there are a lot of
people who are in these things. So who are we
choosing to show grace to? Who are we pouncing on
because of this relationship. We have learned through these files
that Jeffrey Epstein knew everybody and every body, and there
(14:41):
were a lot of powerful people in his orbit. Some
of these folks may have legitimately borrowed the plane to
go do whatever they were doing and really knew nothing.
You know, it's possible to get in your life, are
up to no good and you have no idea about
one hundred percent. But the role that Jeffrey Epstein is
playing in our politics right now is important because right.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Look, but Casey Wasserman needs to have his really good
friends who he's helped over the years come to bat
for him here and tell city council go do your business,
try to run the town, try to pay the street,
try to turn the street light on, and don't worry
about who's running the Olympics.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
He has apologized for the emails. He did indicate that
this happened before we knew all the bad stuff, and
even the International Olympic Committee President Kirsty Coventry said just
today that if Wasserman was still the right person to
oversee the next summer Games, and light of flirtatious emails,
she says that, yeah, from the IOC point of view,
the organizing committee and how they are structured is not
(15:41):
something we are going to get involved with. Right So
not necessarily a ringing endorsement, but it's sort of a
hands off approach, like what mayor Bass is doing on
this issue.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well, a lot of those European countries, the presidents or
the premiers or the European royals, they all have affairs.
They all have affairs, and not always in child sex
abuse rings. Well, look, that's that's unfair that that he's
being labeled with that that's right because the reason we
(16:11):
talk about Jeffrey Epstein is because of the child's abuse ring. Right,
But he was in the orbit of a lot of
powerful people, and so now we're seeing all of these
names pop up and people having to say, look, I
didn't know anything about the bad stuff.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
I was just hanging out with a rich guy, right,
So who are we giving grace to? Who are we not?
Who are we demanding answers from? It's gonna be tough
because are these same folks gonna call for resignations from
anybody they like?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Is that how it's gonna play out. That's exactly that's
gonna play It's gonna be all politics, and it's gonna
be straight down the line. But there are some Democrats
and congressional Democrats who are still calling for Bill Clinton
to testify, which I thought was odd. Because you know
that guy did a lot for the party, and then
to throw him under the bus at the end.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
It's how sticky this situation is.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Which which also leads me to believe that they think
that his power is ending or over and they don't
need him anymore. Are you in the Epstein files? I'm not,
and me neither. I don't know. I'm not in anybody's file.
Me neither. I just sat here. But I wonder if
there's I'd like to go through it though and find
and see if there are a couple of five, you know,
guys that you know well.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Suspect your dad was in Hollywood. You probably you know
a lot of people. It's possible. It's possible you know
people in those files. My dad did a thing, but
I think it was a different island. Dorfon surfing. I
don't think it's at Epstein's island.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I hope not. All right, mugs, you're the best eight
to ten on SOT today. See all right, dig dog
with you.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I have been telling my wife since we moved to
a new house in Burbank about seven years ago. I said,
when there's nobody in the home, please lock and all
the windows and close all the or close all the
doors and close all the windows, lock the doors. And
(18:08):
she agreed because I showed her a video and it's
happened again. If you live on the second floor of
a home, you are no longer safe to keep your
window open at night. So two things. One, we're gonna
do this story here to warn you if you have
a two story or three story, four story, I don't
(18:28):
have any story you, but you can't leave your windows
open anymore. You have to put a one of those
bars where it can be opened like six inches, but
you can't leave it wide open anymore. And number two
and Krozier, I don't know if you do this, but
I've only been doing it recently. I have a probably
I think it's like a twenty foot ladder in the garage,
(18:49):
and I keep it locked. It's chain locked to a
pole in the garage because what I don't want is
someone using my ladder to steal my stuff. Do you
lock your ladders? You don't lock your ladders. That's gonna
be my new bumper sticker. Lock your ladder, you know
my mother.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Said the same thing, because she has ladders in her
garage and she always makes me put them away so
people can't see that you have ladders.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
That's right, Yes, lock your ladders.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
If someone's gonna break into your garage, Why would that
prevent them from breaking into the house.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, because you can't get into the house. There's a
steel door there, one of those fire doors that I
have like three locks on. So if you got in
the garage, you can get in pretty easily. You can't
get into the house.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
What are they gonna do with the ladder?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
They're going to the second floor, which.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Is which means they'll go through like a window.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
An open window. Yeah, that's why I keep them all
closed or just slightly open.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
And just because they're still in your ladder doesn't mean
they're breaking into your house. They might be using your
ladder to break into someone else's head, that's.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Right, and that would be awesome. And one of the
twenty foot ladder doesn't fit in the garage, so it's
in the back, so the guy could easily take the
twenty foot ladder, put it up on the house and
break in, so that one's also padlocked. I'm a crazy
guy and you know what I'm not.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm never gonna come to the station and say, somebody
broke into my house using my ladder and ripped up,
ripped off, ripped off all my stuff.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
Now, if you just stopped that somebody broke into my house.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Ah, maybe that might happen. But I'm not going to
let somebody use my ladder to break into my house.
And and you know, there are people listening right now,
and they're saying, you know, women or guys. They're saying
to their spouse or husband or a bed partner or wife,
or a girlfriend or boyfriend or boyfriend and boyfriend or girlfriend, Oh,
I got to do the whole list. They're saying, Hey,
(20:37):
we've got to get locks for the ladder. Go out
to do it. Center Low's home depot. Get a padlock
and a chain and lock your ladders, lock your ladders.
Speaker 13 (20:48):
Or The victim is in his eighties. His age, though,
was not going to deter him from scaring off these
robbers who surprised him inside his own home.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Kind of out of this world.
Speaker 13 (20:59):
This Hollywood resident victor wants to be anonymous. After he
came face to face with a robber.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I wonder if he learned English from listening to Steve Martin.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Out of the swirled.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
This was wild and crazy guy.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Kind of out of the swirl.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
That's the exact same cadence and everything.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
It's possible that he was watching The Jerk and that's
how he learned English.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Kind of out of the sworled.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
This was Hollywood resident Victor wants to be anonymous after
he came faced.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
That's quite possible. You know, they say a lot of
foreigners come to this country and they learn English by
watching media TV or movies. You big Steve Martin film buff,
That's possible.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Kind of out of the swirled, this was.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Wild and crazy guy tried to break in with the ladder.
Speaker 13 (21:46):
Wants to be anonymous after he came face to face
with a robber inside his condo Sunday night.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
You all of a sudden seat and man who you
don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I can't are that.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
It's Steve Martin breaking into guy's homes.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
The all of a sudden seat and man you.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Don't know he's got the arrow through his hat. Yeah,
I'm here to collect your stuff.
Speaker 12 (22:14):
The all of a sudden seat and man who you
don't know? In your whole way and it's like, when
I speaking to you right now, I see that face.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
It's it's video.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
Yes, Yes, it's wild. Yeah, you doing that voice. Yeah
that's possible. Oh, it's almost a missus sort of thing. Yes,
it's like a dwarf missus wigansvoice.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
In your whole way.
Speaker 12 (22:42):
And it's like, when I speaking to you right now,
I see that face, it's it's video.
Speaker 13 (22:51):
Yes, take a good look at this man. Surveillance video
captures him looking up at the balcony together with his
accomplice who's standing watch down below. Oh, he takes the ladder.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He takes this guy's. He takes Steve Martin's ladder and
breaks into Steve Martin's house, climbs up.
Speaker 13 (23:07):
To the second floor very cleanly, cuts the lock off,
and walks inside. He's then startled by Victor, who emerges
from his bedroom.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Right, what is he locked? Did he lock the ladder?
Speaker 13 (23:17):
He locked the door, cleanly cuts the lock off and
walks inside.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Okay, so locked. He cut the lock off the door.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
He's then startled by the lock off.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yes, but he's got to have a bigger chain on
that ladder so they don't get that ladder from him.
Speaker 13 (23:31):
Yes, He's then startled by Victor, who emerges from his bedroom.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
She makes a sign to me, and so I started
screaming at him get out, and.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Victor quo, Okay, you know what that accent is.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
That's who's the guy that that like misrepresented himself all
the time, and he did. Oh, I can't think of
his name, tall guy, curly hair, and he would he
would interview people. Oh, who's the guy? No, the he would.
I'll think of his name during the break. Maybe you
(24:12):
guys already know it, but I'll think of his name
during the break. We'll come back.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
You're listening to Tim conwayjun you're on de Mayo from
KFI AM six forty comedian.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I was thinking of is Bora Sasha Baron Cohen? That's
who he sounds like, this guy who had his home
ripped off or robbed. So a little bit of Steve Martin,
but more Sasha Baron Cohen. Listen to it again and
tell me if I'm not crazy.
Speaker 12 (24:41):
Kind of out of the world. You all of a
sudden see a man who you don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, that's Borat right, who you don't know?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Who you don't know?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
That's exactly the same accent one hundred percent.
Speaker 12 (24:57):
Who you don't know in your alway in this slake
when I speaking to you right now, I see that face.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
It's still wild and crazy guy.
Speaker 13 (25:12):
Yes, take a good look at this man. Surveillance video
captures him looking up at the balcony, right.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
So that's who it is. And the guy got nailed
who robbed the house, and so he's going to be
cool in his heels for a little bit. I don't
know if he's going to, you know, be out tomorrow
and doing the same thing. There's that's there's a chance
of that happening as well. Lindsey Vaughn Winter Olympics. She
had a horrible, horrible accident on the hill. That's what
(25:39):
we call it the Olympics, and so they she didn't
couldn't practice, or they called it off, which is great
because there's more time for her to heal before the
big ski. All right, the big Games. We'd have to
call them the Big Games, the Big Games.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
All right.
Speaker 14 (25:57):
Now, let's go to Italy, where the Winter Olympics begin
in two days in Milan, America.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Do you believe that the Winter Olympics open the day
after tomorrow or tomorrow in in Italy, you know, because
tomorrow would say he's really Thursday in at least so tomorrow,
but the games start Friday. Where is the publicity for it?
Where is it all? We're the next city. This should
(26:26):
be all over the place, Olympic fever Italy, and I
don't see it anywhere. I don't hear anybody talking about it.
Same with the Super Bowl, I don't hear there's no
big Maybe, you know, maybe publicity is too expensive to
buy anymore. You know, you have to buy everything, TV, radio, film, internet,
social media. You have to buy everything, and maybe maybe
(26:48):
they you know, some people can't afford it, some companies
can't afford it. But there should have been all over
the place the Olympics, you know, the day after tomorrow, tomorrow,
the Olympics, because I think the opening ceremonies and the
closing ceremonies is what everybody wants to watch. Not everybody's
into skiing or skating or hockey, but everybody is into
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the opening and closing ceremonies, and especially the Winter Olympics.
It's beautiful. So you want to set your DVR for
Friday and watch them, maybe with the family.
Speaker 14 (27:20):
Who knows hear Lindsay Vaughn says she will be there
to compete despite a serious knee injury during a race
less than a week ago, when she was airlifted to
a hospital. The three time Olympic medalist is forty one
years old, and my CBA Saturday Morning co host Kelly
Ogrady reports on Vaughn's amazing comeback story.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
I've been working really hard to come into these games
in a much different position.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
Lindsay Vaughan's Olympic swoon song has taken an unexpected twist.
Speaker 10 (27:47):
It feels stable, I feel strong, My knee is not swollen,
and with the help of a knee brace, I am
confident that I can Oh.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I thought she was going to say, perk is.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Said here, my knee is not swollen, and with the
help of knee brace, I am confident that I can compete.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
On Hey bellio?
Speaker 8 (28:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Can Can you have a woman's voice? Right? All right?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
App and with the help of.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
With the help of I need you to do Lindsey
Vaughan impersonation of percocet. Okay, ready, all right, take one,
here we go.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
My knee is not swollen, and with the help of percoset,
I am confident.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Okay, I'm a little soft, yeah, soft and a little long.
Let's regroup here, Okay, take two. Here we go.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
My knee is not swollen, and with the help of percoset,
I am confident that I can compete on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That is perfect.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Thank you only take pitch perfect? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
All right, that is so great. Let's do it again.
We'll roll again.
Speaker 10 (28:59):
Okay, my knee is not swollen, and with the help
of percosette, I am confident that I can compete on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Because she has You have that sort of I'm addicted
to it sort of vibe. Yeah, a little too heavy
with a percise. That's classic bellio. You are the Carol
Burnette radio.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Didn't somebody call you and tell you that? Kelly Conway, Yes,
you're You're the Carol Burnette of radio.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Kelly.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
You know you've been saying that of yourself the whole
all this time.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
But I think, no, no, no, no, no, no no no,
But I think you're right.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
No, I say thank you if someone says that, But
I've never referred to myself.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Although I am there.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
It is there, It is all right, We're live. It's
Conway and Burnette on kf I AM six forty Conway
Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now, you can
always hear us live on kf I am six forty
four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on
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Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app AM I Am six.
It is the Conway Show, Dig and Dog. All right,
let's get started. I brought a flower arrangement, or I
(00:21):
guess a potted plant. What would you call that bellio?
A potted plant? I guess a potted flower.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, I'm going to decorate the studio and give it more,
you know, a warmer feel. And so I thought maybe
a plant would be good.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
What's what's going on with you?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
I just thought, you know, it's it's where we all
work all day and it's cold in here. There's no
plants studios.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
I know.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
But I also want to bring like pictures like two
birds on a on a on a tree and underneath
it says forever. You know. I want to decorate the
place up.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Maybe bring a quilt in.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Oh I bring a quilt in and hang it on
the wall.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
No, you put it over the chairs, like warm so
if someone gets a chill.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, I can do that. I could definitely do that. Yeah,
let's do that.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's nice. That's nice. What is the flower you brought?
What is that?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I don't know. I think it's well, I know it's
not a tuber rose because I bought it, all right,
Belly always always has the pry, she can't just take
the wind.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Well, there's always a reason for the.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Reason, a reason for the season. I always say that
whenever I'm looking at meat at a grocery store that's
pre season, I always say, there's a reason for the season.
You know that meat went bad four years ago.
Speaker 4 (01:47):
And since flowers and the flowers looks healthy, is very healthy?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Stale? It's not stale.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
No, I bought it last night around why did.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
You bring it in? What's going on?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
All right? So I bought it. I thought it was
a tuber rose. And my wife loves tuburrows. It's a
very fragrant, fragrant flower. And I smelled it, and my
sense of smell, after you know, smoking and drinking and
not eating right and not sleeping right, not working out,
is that enough has gone to the toilet. So I
(02:20):
brought it home and I said to my wife, I go, hey,
I got you ye tuber rows. And she's a florist,
and from across the room she said, that's not a
tub berros. That's like absence or something like that, aspens
absences or so. I don't know. She called it something
and I said, oh, I said, do you like it?
She goes, ah, it gives me a headache.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
There it is, there it is. So you brought it
in to give us headaches.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
No, no, I'm hoping that you guys don't get headaches
from it, so my nine ninety nine doesn't go to waste.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I actually do if it's really strong.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Really yeah, all right, well we'll move it out then,
God Almighty, you can't do anything nice for anybody anymore.
You know, it's just screw it, you know, just as
my dad used to stay, say, just stay in your circle,
just stay.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Did you bring any stale snacks in as well?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I did not. I did not. Bellio always accuses me
of buying bulk snacks at Costco and then bringing them
in for two reasons, either A through stale or B
I don't like them.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
And am I right? That is the only reason you
bring us snacks.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You're pretty on pretty close, okay, okay, pretty.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Close, And now you bring us a stinking flower.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
No, no, no, this is a great smelling flower. As a
matter of fact, stephush, could you do me a favor. Yeah,
you're a sensitive man. Sure could you come in here
and smell this?
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
The flower?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Wait, let me get video of this.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, and we're gonna get Steph Fusch's opinion of if
if this is a great flower to have around, or
if it's gonna give everybody, you know, headaches. These are
sensitive people around here. It's right over there on the
on the on the round table. It's it's beautiful though.
Huh yeah, it's nice. Yeah, it's pretty. It comes in
(04:14):
a all right, he's smelling it now. Did that crash
knock the smell out of you?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
All right, ding dog. The guys like the flowers, and
the girls all get headaches from it. Winner, total winner, right,
and look at it. The sun's out. It's gonna get
some sun. It's gonna smell great. And that's the first
thing I'm doing to spruce up. It's gonna look like
a college apartment in here. I'm gonna put up a
(04:43):
football helmet on the wall, a jersey. You know, it's
gonna look great in here. It's gonna look like a
sports bar.
Speaker 6 (04:48):
Poster's a chicks and bikinis.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah that's right. Yeah, I gotta get what's a good one,
like a fair or faucet? Is that still a popular one?
Speaker 6 (04:56):
Any of the Heathers, Thomas Locklear.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm gonna get. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna get
a either Heather Thomas or Heather Locklear or maybe all three,
you know, and and get I don't know, I don't know,
but I think or maybe a Charlie's Angels poster. Those
are always great, or maybe just go for it and
just get centerfolds and you know, and calendars. Yeah, and
(05:20):
see how long it before we're in HR.
Speaker 7 (05:23):
You gotta be an equal opportunity to get one of
those fireman calendars, is okay?
Speaker 6 (05:27):
You know where they're justin suspenders.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
We'll get a fireman calendar that. It's a long story,
but I was once asked to be in one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:44):
Lot your face watching or leave the room.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'm speechless with this one. Drives me up a wall.
This one, all right, and and all the other shows.
If anybody's listening, feel free to start sprucing this place up,
make it look like a dorm room or a college apartment.
And I think, yeah, like Shannon or Gary or I
(06:16):
don't know, I'm a handle can bring something in John
cole Belt, Amy King. Amy King would probably be great
at this. That's setting up a shop here and making
Amy King will take care of it. Yeah, make it
look more home. Well, but but I think we are
like when you go down to five seventy am. As
a matter of fact, Bellio, let's do a let's do
(06:38):
a walk during the commercial break. I'm going to show
you what this sports station looks like during the break here.
And it has so much character. It has you know wall,
It has coverings on the wall. Yea, all the money
that there's art on the wall. There's stickers. I like stickers,
like stickers, just stickers. They may have a bumper sticker
(06:58):
on their car or is that over?
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I don't know if it's over, But.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You seem like a bumper stick Absolutely not really No,
I will not ruin my car for that. You have
to ruin it. I mean there, you could take him
on and off. They're magnetic now that that stickiness does
not come off. No, they got magnetic ones. You can
you know, I'll put them on the side of your car. Well,
give me one, Okay. If this vans are rocking, don't
come knocking? How about that one? Okay? Yeah, oh you
(07:26):
mean physically give you one? Yeah? Oh I see, I
thought you may just give you an idea for one.
I don't know what you were talking about. Oh my god,
what is going on? She's allergic to this effing flower.
She's allergic to this. It's really it's really you're you're
going huh, Oh my god. Why do they sell it? Then?
(07:50):
Why do they sell it? If everybody is allergic to it?
Why do they sell it? Oh my god? Call it
ground links? Is there anybuddy it does? Fake?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
These work?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yeah? Belly? Oh yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah. Okay, Thursday
at eight o'clock. Okay, yeah, put on my credit card. Okay,
thank you. Okay, you're the best day.
Speaker 8 (08:23):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I am six forty.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Welcome to Bowling Green State University. I'm Tim, and we
have a guy named Michael who's in my third period class.
Michael high How are you.
Speaker 9 (08:41):
Always happy to be in Bowling Grand Ohio?
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Remember the college radio high school radio? It's like him.
I'm Tim, that's Michael. What are we discussing today?
Speaker 10 (08:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
It was fun? Did you take radio in high school.
Speaker 9 (08:53):
Accouge my bachelor's degrees in radio and television.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Mine too, Mine too, Mine too. But we had a
radio station in Bowl Green that you could literally had
to be in the building to hear Sam.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
The same was true at Northern Kentucky University. That right, Yeah,
you could never hear it in the parking lot on
the car radios. You had to be in the university center,
or you were hearing none of my Shania Twain remixes.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
That's so great, all right, the Olympics is run into
a snag?
Speaker 9 (09:20):
Well, look, do you think los Angeles? I have a
couple questions. Actually, the first question, do you think Los
Angeles is ready for the Olympics?
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't think so, but I think they're getting closer.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
My next question is, how would you react if I
emailed you and said, hey, Tim, I'd really like to
see you in a tight leather outfit.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Really? Oh oh that's from the email.
Speaker 9 (09:44):
Oh sorry, Well I'm just saying, I mean, would you
consider that flirtatious?
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yes, yes, yes, you know I think it's be a
compliment from anybody who sent it to me.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Yeah, well, apparently that is the type of relationship that
one Casey Wasserman had with one Galan. Casey Wasserman, the
chairman of LA twenty eighth, the local organizing committee at
the Olympics. He has turned up in the Epstein files
because of these very flirtatious and salacious emails that he
exchanged with Jeffrey Epstein's partner, Ghlaine Maxwell, who's in prison
(10:14):
for these sex crimes and the grandson of Lou Wasserman,
the famous Hollywood agent guy ran Hollywood forever, big big
time guy. Yeah, and so Casey Wasserman is one of
those high level guys in America who was running around
in this orbit. Now, wait year is this The email
came out in two thousand and three, so we're more
than twenty years ago. And this was also before we've
(10:36):
learned about the first crimes that Jeffrey Epstein was convicted of.
So there is some gray area here. Yeah, you had
a both adult relationship your adults, you can talk dirty
to each other. But these incidents and these emails have
raised questions about a lot of people about what did
you know, when did you know it? And the question
about Casey Wasserman and his relationship with the Epstein inner
(10:59):
circle has been raised by some prominent individuals here locally
who are calling for him to step down. Okay, Three
things here come to mind. A even in two thousand
and three, who is emailing another woman while you're married?
(11:19):
That's number one? I mean who does that? Number two?
Speaker 1 (11:24):
I know him because he used to commit a kalis
X and he's a really great guy who's a really
good family man and a good.
Speaker 11 (11:33):
Day dig dog with you, guys.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
We welcome it over here. We welcome this stuff. Good
to see you guys. Thank you very much. Yeah, ding
dong with you, buddy. Nice to say it. Man, you
guys are the best? Is this Booker and Striker? Who
are these guys?
Speaker 6 (12:02):
Mark and Kim?
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Is that Booker and Striker?
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Mark and Kim?
Speaker 12 (12:06):
Is it?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Mark and Kim?
Speaker 9 (12:16):
Thanks man, you guys are And you see that's why
we have degrees in radio on television Okay, because where
else could we behave this way and still be employed?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Okay? Number three, getting back to Wasserman is I don't
think the Olympics would be in la if it wasn't
for him, Bingo.
Speaker 9 (12:31):
He's been instrumental to this and one other thing that
Casey Wasserman has done that is directly different than the
behavior that you have seen from local elected officials in
relation to the federal government. Is he is cosied up
to the Trump administration because he can put two and
two together and get four and say right, America is
hosting the Olympics in twenty twenty eight, not just Los Angeles,
(12:54):
and President Trump has taken a special interest in these games,
and so Casey Wasserman has appeared with Trump. He has
complemented Trump and local officials I think probably did not
like that gesture.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Probably not.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
And now this has played into the motivation. You've got
multiple members of the LA City Council, the LA City Controller, Supervisor,
County Supervisor jenis Hahn, a state lawmaker, all calling for
Casey Washerman to step down. Mayor bas says this will
be up to the LA twenty eight board. Let me
ask you a question. Yeah, the people calling for his removal,
the LA City Council members. Would LA be better off
(13:29):
without them or Casey Washerman in what respect? I guess
it overall gets specific overall.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
I mean, it's hard for me to say, I gotta
cover these people, so I can't opine, you know, I
get it as freely.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
But I'll tell you the Olympics.
Speaker 9 (13:44):
Part of the Olympics has gone rather smoothly. That's where
I moved along in the people forget about this in
a week rate that you expect, where as the city itself,
let's just say, is not government effectively.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay. Look, if he was, you know, emailing a fourteen
year old girl, it's a no brainer, right, Okay, But
he's not. He's emailing a woman who is probably in
her thirties or forties, maybe even at that time, maybe thirties.
I think she was in her thirties and did nothing illegal.
I don't even know if they ever even hooked up,
and if they did, who cares he's even if he's married.
Speaker 9 (14:21):
This is one of those things that we all are
going to have to do as we consider the Epstein
files in the aggregate, because there are a lot of
people who are in these things. So who are we
choosing to show grace to? Who are we pouncing on
because of this relationship. We have learned through these files
that Jeffrey Epstein knew everybody and every body, and there
(14:41):
were a lot of powerful people in his orbit. Some
of these folks may have legitimately borrowed the plane to
go do whatever they were doing and really knew nothing.
You know, it's possible to get in your life, are
up to no good and you have no idea about
one hundred percent. But the role that Jeffrey Epstein is
playing in our politics right now is important because right.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Look, but Casey Wasserman needs to have his really good
friends who he's helped over the years come to bat
for him here and tell city council go do your business,
try to run the town, try to pay the street,
try to turn the street light on, and don't worry
about who's running the Olympics.
Speaker 9 (15:19):
He has apologized for the emails. He did indicate that
this happened before we knew all the bad stuff, and
even the International Olympic Committee President Kirsty Coventry said just
today that if Wasserman was still the right person to
oversee the next summer Games, and light of flirtatious emails,
she says that, yeah, from the IOC point of view,
the organizing committee and how they are structured is not
(15:41):
something we are going to get involved with. Right So
not necessarily a ringing endorsement, but it's sort of a
hands off approach, like what mayor Bass is doing on
this issue.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Well, a lot of those European countries, the presidents or
the premiers or the European royals, they all have affairs.
They all have affairs, and not always in child sex
abuse rings. Well, look, that's that's unfair that that he's
being labeled with that that's right because the reason we
(16:11):
talk about Jeffrey Epstein is because of the child's abuse ring. Right,
But he was in the orbit of a lot of
powerful people, and so now we're seeing all of these
names pop up and people having to say, look, I
didn't know anything about the bad stuff.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
I was just hanging out with a rich guy, right,
So who are we giving grace to? Who are we not?
Who are we demanding answers from? It's gonna be tough
because are these same folks gonna call for resignations from
anybody they like?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Is that how it's gonna play out. That's exactly that's
gonna play It's gonna be all politics, and it's gonna
be straight down the line. But there are some Democrats
and congressional Democrats who are still calling for Bill Clinton
to testify, which I thought was odd. Because you know
that guy did a lot for the party, and then
to throw him under the bus at the end.
Speaker 9 (16:54):
It's how sticky this situation is.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Which which also leads me to believe that they think
that his power is ending or over and they don't
need him anymore. Are you in the Epstein files? I'm not,
and me neither. I don't know. I'm not in anybody's file.
Me neither. I just sat here. But I wonder if
there's I'd like to go through it though and find
and see if there are a couple of five, you know,
guys that you know well.
Speaker 9 (17:17):
Suspect your dad was in Hollywood. You probably you know
a lot of people. It's possible. It's possible you know
people in those files. My dad did a thing, but
I think it was a different island. Dorfon surfing. I
don't think it's at Epstein's island.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
I hope not. All right, mugs, you're the best eight
to ten on SOT today. See all right, dig dog
with you.
Speaker 8 (17:39):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I have been telling my wife since we moved to
a new house in Burbank about seven years ago. I said,
when there's nobody in the home, please lock and all
the windows and close all the or close all the
doors and close all the windows, lock the doors. And
(18:08):
she agreed because I showed her a video and it's
happened again. If you live on the second floor of
a home, you are no longer safe to keep your
window open at night. So two things. One, we're gonna
do this story here to warn you if you have
a two story or three story, four story, I don't
(18:28):
have any story you, but you can't leave your windows
open anymore. You have to put a one of those
bars where it can be opened like six inches, but
you can't leave it wide open anymore. And number two
and Krozier, I don't know if you do this, but
I've only been doing it recently. I have a probably
I think it's like a twenty foot ladder in the garage,
(18:49):
and I keep it locked. It's chain locked to a
pole in the garage because what I don't want is
someone using my ladder to steal my stuff. Do you
lock your ladders? You don't lock your ladders. That's gonna
be my new bumper sticker. Lock your ladder, you know
my mother.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Said the same thing, because she has ladders in her
garage and she always makes me put them away so
people can't see that you have ladders.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
That's right, Yes, lock your ladders.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
If someone's gonna break into your garage, Why would that
prevent them from breaking into the house.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Well, because you can't get into the house. There's a
steel door there, one of those fire doors that I
have like three locks on. So if you got in
the garage, you can get in pretty easily. You can't
get into the house.
Speaker 6 (19:34):
What are they gonna do with the ladder?
Speaker 1 (19:35):
They're going to the second floor, which.
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Is which means they'll go through like a window.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
An open window. Yeah, that's why I keep them all
closed or just slightly open.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
And just because they're still in your ladder doesn't mean
they're breaking into your house. They might be using your
ladder to break into someone else's head, that's.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Right, and that would be awesome. And one of the
twenty foot ladder doesn't fit in the garage, so it's
in the back, so the guy could easily take the
twenty foot ladder, put it up on the house and
break in, so that one's also padlocked. I'm a crazy
guy and you know what I'm not.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
I'm not.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm never gonna come to the station and say, somebody
broke into my house using my ladder and ripped up,
ripped off, ripped off all my stuff.
Speaker 6 (20:13):
Now, if you just stopped that somebody broke into my house.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Ah, maybe that might happen. But I'm not going to
let somebody use my ladder to break into my house.
And and you know, there are people listening right now,
and they're saying, you know, women or guys. They're saying
to their spouse or husband or a bed partner or wife,
or a girlfriend or boyfriend or boyfriend and boyfriend or girlfriend, Oh,
I got to do the whole list. They're saying, Hey,
(20:37):
we've got to get locks for the ladder. Go out
to do it. Center Low's home depot. Get a padlock
and a chain and lock your ladders, lock your ladders.
Speaker 13 (20:48):
Or The victim is in his eighties. His age, though,
was not going to deter him from scaring off these
robbers who surprised him inside his own home.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Kind of out of this world.
Speaker 13 (20:59):
This Hollywood resident victor wants to be anonymous. After he
came face to face with a robber.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I wonder if he learned English from listening to Steve Martin.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Out of the swirled.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
This was wild and crazy guy.
Speaker 5 (21:11):
Kind of out of the swirl.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
That's the exact same cadence and everything.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
It's possible that he was watching The Jerk and that's
how he learned English.
Speaker 5 (21:22):
Kind of out of the sworled.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
This was Hollywood resident Victor wants to be anonymous after
he came faced.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
That's quite possible. You know, they say a lot of
foreigners come to this country and they learn English by
watching media TV or movies. You big Steve Martin film buff,
That's possible.
Speaker 5 (21:39):
Kind of out of the swirled, this was.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
Wild and crazy guy tried to break in with the ladder.
Speaker 13 (21:46):
Wants to be anonymous after he came face to face
with a robber inside his condo Sunday night.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
You all of a sudden seat and man who you
don't know.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I can't are that.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
It's Steve Martin breaking into guy's homes.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
The all of a sudden seat and man you.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Don't know he's got the arrow through his hat. Yeah,
I'm here to collect your stuff.
Speaker 12 (22:14):
The all of a sudden seat and man who you
don't know? In your whole way and it's like, when
I speaking to you right now, I see that face.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
It's it's video.
Speaker 7 (22:29):
Yes, Yes, it's wild. Yeah, you doing that voice. Yeah
that's possible. Oh, it's almost a missus sort of thing. Yes,
it's like a dwarf missus wigansvoice.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
In your whole way.
Speaker 12 (22:42):
And it's like, when I speaking to you right now,
I see that face, it's it's video.
Speaker 13 (22:51):
Yes, take a good look at this man. Surveillance video
captures him looking up at the balcony together with his
accomplice who's standing watch down below. Oh, he takes the ladder.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
He takes this guy's. He takes Steve Martin's ladder and
breaks into Steve Martin's house, climbs up.
Speaker 13 (23:07):
To the second floor very cleanly, cuts the lock off,
and walks inside. He's then startled by Victor, who emerges
from his bedroom.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Right, what is he locked? Did he lock the ladder?
Speaker 13 (23:17):
He locked the door, cleanly cuts the lock off and
walks inside.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Okay, so locked. He cut the lock off the door.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
He's then startled by the lock off.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Yes, but he's got to have a bigger chain on
that ladder so they don't get that ladder from him.
Speaker 13 (23:31):
Yes, He's then startled by Victor, who emerges from his bedroom.
Speaker 12 (23:35):
She makes a sign to me, and so I started
screaming at him get out, and.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Victor quo, Okay, you know what that accent is.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
That's who's the guy that that like misrepresented himself all
the time, and he did. Oh, I can't think of
his name, tall guy, curly hair, and he would he
would interview people. Oh, who's the guy? No, the he would.
I'll think of his name during the break. Maybe you
(24:12):
guys already know it, but I'll think of his name
during the break. We'll come back.
Speaker 8 (24:15):
You're listening to Tim conwayjun you're on de Mayo from
KFI AM six forty comedian.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I was thinking of is Bora Sasha Baron Cohen? That's
who he sounds like, this guy who had his home
ripped off or robbed. So a little bit of Steve Martin,
but more Sasha Baron Cohen. Listen to it again and
tell me if I'm not crazy.
Speaker 12 (24:41):
Kind of out of the world. You all of a
sudden see a man who you don't know.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Yeah, that's Borat right, who you don't know?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Who you don't know?
Speaker 1 (24:51):
That's exactly the same accent one hundred percent.
Speaker 12 (24:57):
Who you don't know in your alway in this slake
when I speaking to you right now, I see that face.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
It's still wild and crazy guy.
Speaker 13 (25:12):
Yes, take a good look at this man. Surveillance video
captures him looking up at the balcony, right.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
So that's who it is. And the guy got nailed
who robbed the house, and so he's going to be
cool in his heels for a little bit. I don't
know if he's going to, you know, be out tomorrow
and doing the same thing. There's that's there's a chance
of that happening as well. Lindsey Vaughn Winter Olympics. She
had a horrible, horrible accident on the hill. That's what
(25:39):
we call it the Olympics, and so they she didn't
couldn't practice, or they called it off, which is great
because there's more time for her to heal before the
big ski. All right, the big Games. We'd have to
call them the Big Games, the Big Games.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
All right.
Speaker 14 (25:57):
Now, let's go to Italy, where the Winter Olympics begin
in two days in Milan, America.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Do you believe that the Winter Olympics open the day
after tomorrow or tomorrow in in Italy, you know, because
tomorrow would say he's really Thursday in at least so tomorrow,
but the games start Friday. Where is the publicity for it?
Where is it all? We're the next city. This should
(26:26):
be all over the place, Olympic fever Italy, and I
don't see it anywhere. I don't hear anybody talking about it.
Same with the Super Bowl, I don't hear there's no
big Maybe, you know, maybe publicity is too expensive to
buy anymore. You know, you have to buy everything, TV, radio, film, internet,
social media. You have to buy everything, and maybe maybe
(26:48):
they you know, some people can't afford it, some companies
can't afford it. But there should have been all over
the place the Olympics, you know, the day after tomorrow, tomorrow,
the Olympics, because I think the opening ceremonies and the
closing ceremonies is what everybody wants to watch. Not everybody's
into skiing or skating or hockey, but everybody is into
(27:09):
the opening and closing ceremonies, and especially the Winter Olympics.
It's beautiful. So you want to set your DVR for
Friday and watch them, maybe with the family.
Speaker 14 (27:20):
Who knows hear Lindsay Vaughn says she will be there
to compete despite a serious knee injury during a race
less than a week ago, when she was airlifted to
a hospital. The three time Olympic medalist is forty one
years old, and my CBA Saturday Morning co host Kelly
Ogrady reports on Vaughn's amazing comeback story.
Speaker 10 (27:37):
I've been working really hard to come into these games
in a much different position.
Speaker 13 (27:42):
Lindsay Vaughan's Olympic swoon song has taken an unexpected twist.
Speaker 10 (27:47):
It feels stable, I feel strong, My knee is not swollen,
and with the help of a knee brace, I am
confident that I can Oh.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I thought she was going to say, perk is.
Speaker 10 (27:57):
Said here, my knee is not swollen, and with the
help of knee brace, I am confident that I can compete.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
On Hey bellio?
Speaker 8 (28:07):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Can Can you have a woman's voice? Right? All right?
Speaker 5 (28:11):
App and with the help of.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
With the help of I need you to do Lindsey
Vaughan impersonation of percocet. Okay, ready, all right, take one,
here we go.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
My knee is not swollen, and with the help of percoset,
I am confident.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Okay, I'm a little soft, yeah, soft and a little long.
Let's regroup here, Okay, take two. Here we go.
Speaker 10 (28:37):
My knee is not swollen, and with the help of percoset,
I am confident that I can compete on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
That is perfect.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Thank you only take pitch perfect? Thank you.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
All right, that is so great. Let's do it again.
We'll roll again.
Speaker 10 (28:59):
Okay, my knee is not swollen, and with the help
of percosette, I am confident that I can compete on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Because she has You have that sort of I'm addicted
to it sort of vibe. Yeah, a little too heavy
with a percise. That's classic bellio. You are the Carol
Burnette radio.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Didn't somebody call you and tell you that? Kelly Conway, Yes,
you're You're the Carol Burnette of radio.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Kelly.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
You know you've been saying that of yourself the whole
all this time.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
But I think, no, no, no, no, no, no no no,
But I think you're right.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
No, I say thank you if someone says that, But
I've never referred to myself.
Speaker 3 (29:38):
Although I am there.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
It is there, It is all right, We're live. It's
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