February 6, 2026 • 31 mins
It’s a full-speed Conway & Petros hour: USC memories and “The P!” (and no—Petros was not a fraternity brother), plus the latest twist on the Vincent Thomas Bridge. Then it turns into a full-on jingle sing-off—from classic commercials to Stater Bros’ “We are here!”—before the guys dig into the Gabrielino/Tongva tribe’s response to Billie Eilish’s Grammys “stolen land” moment, including why naming the tribe matters and how LA is still Tongva territory. And because it’s this show, you also get Conway’s best sodium jokes, Craig’s Restaurant talk, Petros hating basically everyone, Super Bowl predictions, and one absolutely unhinged quote from new Patriots coach Mike Vrabel about what he’d “probably” do to win another ring.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's camp. I am sixty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. And we
have every Friday to entertain you, make you laugh, make
you think, the very funny, the very talented. Petros Papadakis,
Petrol's how you bot Tim?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hello, Happy to be here. How's it going? I got
a question.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I got a question for you. When you drive back
to USC, and you probably don't do it often, not often,
but when you drive back and you drive around campus,
do you ever think to yourself when you look at
a building, Oh, I had sex with a chicken there.
I bought pot in that building. I fought a guy
from that fraternity.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Sometimes.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yes, there must be a lot of memories there for you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
There are. I spent a lot of time. Were you
played there too?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, you seem like a fraternity guy?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, And it was not a thing like if you're
a white guy on the USC football team, that's kind
of a no. No, at least it wasn't my time.
But to join a frow, you know, because you're already
separated enough, because you're already a white guy, and the
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culture of the team is a black culture. So that's
especially in a time where people were a little less
racially sensitive. That was kind of a no.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That doesn't mean that the prettiest of the white guys
weren't in fraternities. They were like a star quarterback people
like that. But when you're a short yardage running back,
who makes us living in the a gap? And the
entire room other than you is filled with black people?
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Best I thought to stay out of the Greek system.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Did they treat you the same though as everybody else?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
They love you the guys on the team after numerous fistfights. Yeah,
Well when my brother was on the team before I
was right, So I spent a lot of time there
with guys who are on the team. You know what's
not like college football is now. I mean, guys would
play for four or five years and then that was it,
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and there was very little transferring. You're more likely to
be kicked off the team or just have your career
fizzle out and then what the hell are you doing
in college? Then you would be to not be there.
So the teams today are like remade every single year,
sometimes with fifty sixty new players. That's unheard of from
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my time. You'd lose your senior class of you know,
fifteen twenty guys, and you'd get your freshman class of
fifteen twenty guys. So I got to know a lot
of people and when on before my first spring football
at USC, and spring football in college back then was
a blood bath, full pads. There's defense versus offense and
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full death really just just physical death that that you'd
really go after each other hard and you're playing against
the same people every day and a lot of animosity
builds up and there's a lot of fights and things
like that, and it was a lot tougher back then.
The way practice was there was no rules as to
what we could or couldn't do or what they could
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couldn't do to us. And my brother, who was the
middle linebacker, said, don't let any of these guys punk you.
You know, if they tackle you and try to stand
over you or something, you've got to fight. So I
got in like thirty fights one spring. But the first
one I got in, I was scared because I got
into the locker room. I was like, am I going
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to have to fight like naked here? You know? And
and there was no fight in the locker room. It
was it was just a field thing. So once I
figured that out, I said, I'll punch everybody in the
nuts out here. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Did you when you were in com and you transferred
back then, didn't you have to sit out a year?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I transferred from cal and that was within conference and
you were supposed to sit out two years?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Is that? I had to fight for an exemption and
it was all kinds of rigamarole. So it's a very
different world now where you could transfer without cause, you know,
from any place conference in conference, out of conference, no
one can block you unless you've signed some kind of contract.
The NCAA has lost a great deal of its.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Power, right, And that's also the reason why Indiana University
won the championship because of the lax rules when it
comes to transferring.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And well, I mean you could say that about anybody
in the last you know, five years. As the reason
they won the championship is because they paid the players.
You could say that for a lot of.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Time, right, Mark Cuban is bankrolling that team? Does USC
have a Mark Cuban on.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That USC has got as much money as Indiana? I mean,
the thing about Indiana, it's like, yeah, they've all has
never been broke. It's never I mean, you went to
college in that air and they don't have any problem
as far as their athletic budget. They were just the
least successful football program one of in the history of
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the sport of college football. Them in Northwestern would go
back and forth every year as far as who's the
most unsuccessful.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
And both have improved immensely.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Both have improved immensely. And I used to think the
job that the guy did, Gary Barnett in like nineteen
ninety five in Northwestern where he took them to the
Rose Bowl. I thought that with Pat Fitzgerald who ended
up being their coach and then getting fired for the
hazing thing and all that that I thought was the
most impressive thing I'd ever seen in college football. And
that is not the case. It's what Indiana has done
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with Kurt Signetti that I don't care about the transfer
rules or how much people are getting paid. You do
that in Indiana football. I don't care what era it is.
That's the That's the greatest, most impressive feat I've ever
seen in college football from a.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Coach, maybe in college sports of all time, perhaps.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I mean, you got the Jimmy Valvano, North Carolina State
is pretty damn special. There's you know, right off the
top of my head, I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You know, I was shocked Petros' Withather from Petros and
money over on a five seventy. I was shocked by
the fact that if Sam Darnold wins this Super Bowl
on Sunday, it'll be the first USC quarterback to win
a Super Bowl. That shocked me.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, well, it'll be the first USC quarterback to ever
start a Super Bowl. Wow. And there was a guy
Bethard from the family I think Pete Bethard is his
first name, and he played in the very He was
a USC guy from El Segundo, from the Bethard family
of gms and quarterbacks and stuff like that still around today.
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And Bethard, who who played at SC, was in the
Kansas City Chiefs Super on and played some garbage time
at the quarterback position. But USC. The interesting thing is
USC has had more players in the Super Bowl at
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any position than any other college football team in the
history of the.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Sport, but never a quarterback, never starting.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Never started a quarterback, and more USC quarterbacks have been
drafted in the NFL Draft than any other any other
quarterback from any other school.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
So maybe bet against Seattle. Maybe it's a jinx.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, I don't know. Sam Darnold's has been pretty great
and I loved him at USC. And you know a
lot of people don't accept it and they don't understand
the sport in that way.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But did you play with them at USC or you.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Quickly? You was at SC at like twenty fifteen and
I was started calling now national games in two thousand
and four. Okay, my last year was two thousand. Did
you know that I'm forty eight years old. I hope
he'd be the older he'd be like Brady or by
Brady playing was kind of weird because he was my age.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
How about Stafford winning MVP at at fifty five years old?
About that?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Hey, I heard you make a reference. You made a
reference and you didn't go into great detail. But I'd
like for you now because you have more time. Let's
talk about the Vincent Thomas Bridge and Wyatt and why
TV and it's low and we're losing a lot of
the big shipping container ships to Long Beach because that
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bridge is too low. Yeah, people don't know that, that's right.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I think I've explained this numerous times on the show,
and I know where this is going. You know, I
still have more on the se quarterbacks, and I figured
you'd start harassing me later in the hour. You know.
I'm figured during a break, I could go upstairs and
mix myself a drink. But yes, our bridge is very low.
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The higher ships, the bigger, the bigger, higher commercial ships.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Of today, they got to go to Long Beach.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
They can't get under our bridge.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Long Beach had a bridge too, and it was also
too low. Yes, and when the Record Bridge, you know what,
they raised it. For years, you'd be going over Long
Beach be a terminal island and going into downtown Long Beach, right,
and you'd say, it's too high. What are they doing here?
Looks like they're building something. Yes, what are they building?
It's another bridge. Oh. And then next thing you know,
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you're on the other bridge and they've knocked down the
lower bridge, and the Long Beach Harbor is bathing in money,
and Pedro just sat there like, hey, what are they
No one thought to say, like, hey, what are they.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Doing over there? Yes, they need to raise that bridge.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You can't raise it. It's not like the City of Sacramento.
You can't get under it and raise.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
It, and you've got to remove it and rebuild it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
They because they were crippled, crippled by the bureaucracy of
the city of lass Where's John Cobel crippled by the
bureaucracy of the city of Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
We have to take a break. When we come back
more of Petros Papenacas. We'll also talk about Super Bowl
Sunday coming up day aftermorrow.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Petros Papenakas is with us from the Petros and Money Show.
I don't know if you're a big Grammys guy.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
But did you feel incredible.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Because I called one hundred West Medical?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Like that one better than getting you back to your
life suits? Oh got the peedic.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Hog the Pedia. Yeah, that's a good one too. You
know what I like the old one to all beef
patty special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on the sespic
seat bue.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Do you remember the uh the meaty cheesey boys from
the Jack in a Box commercial? The Ultimate Cheeseburger. No, girl,
you know there is one thing that I love, but
it's not you. I'm thinking enough what the ultimate cheese
burger cheese meat, cheese, cheese meat, and that's it, baby.
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You know it's hot and juicy because Chuck don't make
it till you wonter wrint. When I say meat, you
say cheese meat, cheese, meat, cheese.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's great, buddy, Thank you. And you go back far
enough to you remember the supermarket called two Guys. No,
there's a market in the valley called two Guys. There's
like four or five of them, and there there are
jingle was two guys is worth going out of your
way for you get more than your bargain for beep
Beet and Beebee.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't know that one. Yeah, I mean I know
in the South they had the food Lion, and like
their commercials, the food line is like a cartoon lion
that comes on and slashes the prices like wow.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, we don't have that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Do you remember radio bargains, Save on drug store, Save
on drug store? I do remember that, and then radio
bargains where he was, it was only available on the
radio if you heard on radio Golden Store and asked
for it.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And I remember Bill Tavilla from Vaughn's who was like
the kindly Latino manager that was like the spokesman for
Vaughn's for many years.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't remember that guy. I remember Joe Albertson.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Insurance Cross anybody.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, no, I don't know you remember, uh Joe Albertson.
It's Joe Albertson's supermarket. But the prode whose department is mine?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I do? Do you guys remember Stater Brothers song?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
In the hard Land were working hard. In the heart Land,
we're family people stayed brother where the girl next door
can become your wife. Ever friend you make is a
friend for in the Heartland herd in the Heardland.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
State Brothering Tongue. You know that sam Pedro was the
home of the Tongva Indians ten thousand years ago. And
Billie Eilish I think is gonna give away her home
to the Tongue of Indians. That's who owns all the
property here in southern Califora.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Tongueva people are pretty much the people that were in
Southern California. Yes, they really can't think of anybody else
there's different.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And they're still here. Their ancestors are still here.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
In the my favorite Tonguva story.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Your favorite tongue of story.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I sure do.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
We'll have to wow.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Are you ready? Yes? The first one is from Breau.
In that area, the native people were the Tongva, of course,
and in Brea there was bubbling you know, hence the name.
There was bubbling oil out of the ground, oil springs,
and the Tongueva people used the oil black gold as
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a salve like cortisone cream. Really yeah, they grease up
with the oil and they had many uses for it.
And when the Spanish arrived the conquista doors, they pointed
their finger at the Tonguva of the Brea area and
they said, what susio, they're dirty? But they were wrong.
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There smeared with oil. Wow, that's Tongva story. Are you
ready for another?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Sure? We got time.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
One of the legends of the tongue For people is
the White Giants of Catalina Island. Now you can look
on YouTube or Reddit or different things like this, but
the and the Tongueva people, the older ones, they don't
talk about it and they don't like to talk about
it in their tradition. But there used to be reportedly
gigantic white people in on Catalina, on the land's end,
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part across the Isthmus, and they were huge. And there
is a weird deal where the Wrigley family let this
guy who was an amateur archaeologist dig up basically desecrate
a bunch of native graves all over Catalina, which is wrong.
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But he found these gigantic femur bones, like huge, like
gigantic skeletons of people that could not be normal size,
let alone the tongue of people who were relatively diminutive.
And he's like, what the hell are these? And they
opened a bone museum wow, on Catalina Island. Of course,
when Wrigley sold Ian. Once it became public, the public
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saw what this guy was doing. Because he wasn't even
a real archaeologist. They did not see him as a
savory character.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
So where were the bones from? Were they?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
There were graves in Catalina Island, but there were white
giants were buried amongst them.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Who were the giants? Were they like that?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
They were gigantic people who disappeared. According to tong the
legend when the conquistadors.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Arrived, like the larry birds of Catalina, bigger bigger than Larry.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
The giants bigger. Wow, you can look up the white
giants of Catalina Island and the Tongue the people are
the ones that spoke of them. And then this guy
found a bunch of bones. But once they figured out
that this guy, who was not even a real archaeologist,
regally let him dig up the whole island and desecrate
a bunch of native graves, there was no people did
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not look kindly upon that. So they quietly reconsecrated the bones.
And you didn't hear much about the white giants. Nobody
was really ever able to look at the gigantic bones,
that this great knowledge of knowledge right there. Billy s Eilish,
why didn't you take that? Cow?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Is the bone museum still there?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
No, no, no, But there are photographs of it. You
know you could look it up. You know what, Billy,
go lion crows.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
We'll look it up. You know what the Bow believe
Billy Eilish should do. Billie Eilish has enough money, she
has several homes around LA. She should give her Glendale
home back to the Tongue for Indians and say, okay,
I'm doing what I said I would do on the
Grammy stage here it is.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
How come the tongue us can't get a casino going.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
On her property. That's exactly what my wife said.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Oh that would be sweet.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, because it's literally a mile and a half of
my house. I'd be there all the time.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I would.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I would, you know, make that place profitable just by myself.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I could see wild eyed out of the body striding
to the atm at one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
That's right. And you know, sitting in that coffee shop,
you're miserable, Like what did I do?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
What did I used to give myself? I used to
depart it for the I think that's why we've had
such a good relationship with Marango all these years, because
I used to give the tribal elders, long before I
ever worked for them, a two hundred or so dollar
deposit almost every time I went out to the desert. Yeah,
you don't think I've ever won gambling, not once in
my life. Like it is. It's and I believe you did.
(18:19):
I was. It was reported to me by Steffuche that
you called me a loser? Is that true?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I said, Well, somebody called me a loser. I think
it was me. They called me a loser, and I said, hey,
from one loser, we got another one coming up at six.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
And why am I a loser? Well?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I think in just in general and gambling.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And is it because I look like I wear sweats? Look? Yeah,
look you do. I look like a loser. Crow look
like a loser.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Not to me, you are a winner, buddy.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Well, Matt and Kate's like the people I work with
called me a loser the other day because I told
him I don't go to Costco. My wife goes to
Sam's Club.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, well Sam's Club. I'm I was a member of
Sam's Club for an awful long time. I enjoy that
Sam's Club. I'm going to go back to Sam's Club.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
They called me a loser, and people used to call
me a loser because I had the Sega Master System
and not the Nintendo.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Wait is sam Is Sam's Club considered the low end
of Costco apparently? Oh, I don't believe that. I think
it's great, don't They're pretty comparable.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I think I don't ever go to either. It's just
my wife.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, you know, I'm meeting a cup of noodles right now,
so I'm going to ask you do you do you
know of any cut man. I need a cut man
tomorrow before I get up so I can I can
go about my day.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You're fighting.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
No, I'm having a bowl of cup of noodles and
you need a cut man. Yes, because I'm going to
wake up with eyes that are closed. I look like
I'm Muhammad Ali in the twelfth round. Lots of sodium.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh oh yeah, you know that one went right by me.
I'm kind of you know, did you pick up on
that that? Everybody else like, what a hot sodium chip? Us?
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Wait till I hit him with the sodium.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
My belt just popped. All right, we gotta take a break.
We'll come back with pat Jos Papenaka and see if
he has any more Tonga stories. We're live on KFI.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah, yeah, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand
from KFI A M six forty.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's supermarket, but the Produce department.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Apartment is mine.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, department Aburg's triple dollar Bingo. We've got thousands of
prices and people can win in a lot of ways.
All they have to do to play is pick up
a free.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Bingo card at Albertson's where the Bingo department is Milbertson's.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Our low prices, bring you in, our people, bring you bingo.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
What a great time to be in La back when
Joe Albertson ran the town petros Is with us from
Petrose and money.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
You know who I am. I'm Joe Albertson. Yes, I
don't get my table at Spago.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But now it's Craigs. Have you been to Craigs?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'm not. I knew Craig when he was a matre
d at d'antana.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah, dude, all these guys are Diuchebags's sweet man.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
No, he's a good guy. You don't know what he
really is. He's a really cool dude.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
It's because it's the hip place to go now for celect.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I go to those taco places that are filled with
only Latinos wearing belt buckles and giant hats with huge
bright bit like terrible fluorescent lighting.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Do you ever go to Tito sit there alone and
I eat? Do you ever go to Tito's? No, you
never go to Tito's.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
No, there's a fake Tito's in Torrents called Tom's.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
There was all those ripoffs. Remember all the rip boffs
of Tommy's. There were omm I e.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
S Tommy Tommy's too.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's classic.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Hey, did get you back to your life pursuits?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You know a lot of the areas in southern California,
you'll you'll you're familiar with these names Azuza, Kwanga, correct, Rancho, Cucamonga,
and Tipanga, all derived from the original Tongva name places.
How about that?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah? And that's Jack Benny bit with mel Blanc.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yes, the two thousand year old man.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Did you know they moved to the Jack Benny statue
from the street in Rancho Kock? I didn't know that
they moved it into the local museum.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
For protection or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I don't know what was water Jack Benny? I guess
you could Rochester. I suppose.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I uh, the Super Bowl is coming up?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Do you want to talk about the Big Game? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Were you watching the Big Game?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Well? I was actually just so pleased this morning because
I had not been invited anywhere, and I was like,
could I maybe not do anything? No, that would be awesome.
You were kids, don't care.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You were invited to a party that that you're just
not mentioning I did.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I got invited to the rod what oh.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
The Cluebac party like everybody in the building. Yeah, yeah,
I can't do that. I'm going to them.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
You're going to go see Cluebec. That's right.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I want to see clue I want to see what
one hundred million dollar house looks like. I live in
Palace Erni's estates, so you already know.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, I just have to drive over to Lunata Bay
and put my head on a swivel that I can
see all these these freaking guys. I don't want to
go to Kluebec's house. I want to be left alone. Okay,
all right, but but I'm looking forward. I think to
the game. I the game. I really like Sam Darnold.
(24:02):
I know you didn't watch the movie about San Clemente.
I told you to, Yes, I did not. Who's going
to win? I just need to know the outcome. I
need to release. I mean, I think everybody thinks that
the Seahawks are going to win.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, that's why I'm putting money on.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But I would Patriots, Yeah I would not. Oh you
really you think I'm like that?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
No, I'm that I'm that guy.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I think that the Patriots, that everybody talking the Patriots
down and saying Drake may is not okay or whatever,
and that they had a terrible uh schedule and they
were able to circumvent weaker teams and all that that
that stuff may or may not be true. But that
guy is a hell of a coach. And you're they're
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not playing against their whole schedule. They're playing against one
football team. It's a pro football game and in many
ways a battle of wills.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Wait, who is the guy that coaches the Patriots?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Rabel? Okay, Mike Frabel, former Patrio Triots linebacker, Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Linebacker, and didn't coach Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Former Tennessee Titans head coach.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Correct, So he said he's willing to to win the
Super Bowl. He's willing to cut off his penis.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Did he say that?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yes, according to the Duke of Sports.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I don't believe he said that.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You think the Duke of Sports is lying or missing form?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
You know, the Duke of Sports as your sports guy
is a real credibility. I mean, at least I've been
through the wars. When the Rams won that COVID Super
Bowl where Gavin Newsom and Magic Johnson were running around
without masks while our kids were locked in their house house.
Right when that happened, the Duke of Sports had somebody
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film him alone in the dark popping a bottle of
champagne by himself.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I didn't miss that, all right, we gotta take a break.
Welcome back, petros of Us. Petro said, money show.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty, And.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It turns out DUCA Sports is right. Uh. Coach Rabels
said that he would cut his penis in half if
he could win the Super Bowl. Not cut it off,
but cut it in half.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Well what does that mean? I don't know, Like he'll cleave.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It, but which way? Filay it or cut it like
a hot dog? Yeah? Maybe maybe if that's exactly what
he's going to.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Do after he wins the super Bowl. He's gonna if
he won his Super Bowl to his poots.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, but you know, I didn't know that he won
three Super Bowls while playing for the Patriots.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well he did.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, that's that's huge.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I mean, you played for the Patriots for the last
you know, twenty years. You probably Robert.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Kraft must love this guy.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, he hired another guy and then that guy only
lasted a year.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Hey, what do you think about Bill Belichick not making
the Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility?
You think, big slap in the face.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's bad.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It is. Do you think that's because of Jordan Hudson?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
No? I think they changed the voting process to make
it harder. They probably made it too hard. Wow, so
that's what we garnered. Well you actually want to know.
But hey, how about those songs we sang? Was that
pretty good?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
That was great, buddy, I I'll remember that for a
long time.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
And how about the tongue of people?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yes, that's great information with where else do you go
for giant white people?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
The white giant?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yes, the white giants Catalina, that's great information.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Are you an RB's guy? And do you like Arby's?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
No? What I'll go? Does somebody have a gift card? Yes,
they're a gift card.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I had five gift cards.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Will will you district? You know? I went to the
well one too many times today with the gift the
square sandwich.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Box wiped you out. On the way home, I went
to the well. They were right here on Friday. They
gave it to the show the other day. You know,
I took a box home and ate.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
A couple from I don't want to say, because I
think I went over the top today.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, but that's not the sandwich place's fault. That's yours.
Perhaps what sand was.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
A vestie sandwiches. Oh, those are great, Yeah, staffou shade
a whole tray. Yes, it was like he was at
Chuck e Cheese with the square pizza. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
His his eyes rolled back like a shark when he eats.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
It was a slow, very deliberate approach.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You remember on Hot Dog Yielding, unyielding he had he
had nine? How many dogs did you have on Hot
Dog Day? Nine? Uh? The record day record was eleven
eleven hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Have you always been a prolific eater, Steffus?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
I think it became more prolific when I was here,
Is that right? Because it's like, oh, there's food, okay,
I'll take it, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And you just it never stops, so you're like a dog.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You just That's why we worried about Steph Fooh because
he missed Hot Dog Day, and that's a red flag.
The day was missing. That was yes, I believe that
was documented at the local news that I liked that.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Listen, we got a lot of dead beats that work here.
But god, this is hot dog days. I'm wrong, Big
Dog I liked. I thought he was dead. I thought
he was a gunner. I thought he was for sure.
I thought he was dead.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I love that they call him Steph Fush, the big
the sports Well.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
The best part was I was really on the phone
with Tim, like when Tim was driving through Hawthorn. I
know Hawthorn, Yes, that's how it is.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Petro's kept telling me to get the hell out of there.
He's like, Buddy, you got to get out of there.
It's it's after, you know, eight o'clock at night. Get
the hell out of them.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
My favorite is that I know the alley you're talking about,
Like you're with the flashlight, like.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Two guys with a boombox smoking weed, and I'm like,
did you guys know where staff fu Shlims.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
I was in a full f ball uniform taking the
field in nineteen ninety four when a bottle was thrown
at me at Hawthorne High School. WHOA, let's go cougars.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Let's go there, you go, buddy, I got we gotta
get out of here. But I love coming on you
coming on every Friday at six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Well, sometimes the schedule doesn't allow that, but we'll do
it in five we find an hour yes to do
at some point during the week.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Well, maybe I'll change my schedule to accommodate you.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Well, I'm trying my best to accommodate you, but I
can't do an hour of your show while my show
is still on.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Why it just seems is that what don told you?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
No, I just feels wrong.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Okay, all right, well it's not.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
It's right. You know, like if your hand goes dumb
and you touch.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yourself, is that your first move when your hand goes down,
It's called the stranger. That's okay, that's so awesome. All right, buddy,
I'll see you at the Clubecs and Reesmire coming up next.
Thank you, pet Petros really appreciate it. I'll see you, Cluebex,
all right, relyve on Kfi Andy Reespire next with Ronner.
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Are you doing a movie review or not?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
What tonight?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yes, nothing planned for tonight.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Things are kind of in a whole app No, I'm
saving it.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
For you, all right. All right, we're gonna we'll crank
that up. We're gonna, we're gonna work something out. Best
movie reviewer I've ever seen my life. Bless you, Jimmy Mark,
Bless you all right. Relyve on KFI AM six forty
Andy respire next right here on KFI Conway Show on
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It's camp. I am sixty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. And we
have every Friday to entertain you, make you laugh, make
you think, the very funny, the very talented. Petros Papadakis,
Petrol's how you bot Tim?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Hello, Happy to be here. How's it going? I got
a question.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I got a question for you. When you drive back
to USC, and you probably don't do it often, not often,
but when you drive back and you drive around campus,
do you ever think to yourself when you look at
a building, Oh, I had sex with a chicken there.
I bought pot in that building. I fought a guy
from that fraternity.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Sometimes.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yes, there must be a lot of memories there for you.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
There are. I spent a lot of time. Were you
played there too?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
No, you seem like a fraternity guy?
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh? Really?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
No, And it was not a thing like if you're
a white guy on the USC football team, that's kind
of a no. No, at least it wasn't my time.
But to join a frow, you know, because you're already
separated enough, because you're already a white guy, and the
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culture of the team is a black culture. So that's
especially in a time where people were a little less
racially sensitive. That was kind of a no.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
That doesn't mean that the prettiest of the white guys
weren't in fraternities. They were like a star quarterback people
like that. But when you're a short yardage running back,
who makes us living in the a gap? And the
entire room other than you is filled with black people?
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Best I thought to stay out of the Greek system.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Did they treat you the same though as everybody else?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
They love you the guys on the team after numerous fistfights. Yeah,
Well when my brother was on the team before I
was right, So I spent a lot of time there
with guys who are on the team. You know what's
not like college football is now. I mean, guys would
play for four or five years and then that was it,
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and there was very little transferring. You're more likely to
be kicked off the team or just have your career
fizzle out and then what the hell are you doing
in college? Then you would be to not be there.
So the teams today are like remade every single year,
sometimes with fifty sixty new players. That's unheard of from
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my time. You'd lose your senior class of you know,
fifteen twenty guys, and you'd get your freshman class of
fifteen twenty guys. So I got to know a lot
of people and when on before my first spring football
at USC, and spring football in college back then was
a blood bath, full pads. There's defense versus offense and
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full death really just just physical death that that you'd
really go after each other hard and you're playing against
the same people every day and a lot of animosity
builds up and there's a lot of fights and things
like that, and it was a lot tougher back then.
The way practice was there was no rules as to
what we could or couldn't do or what they could
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couldn't do to us. And my brother, who was the
middle linebacker, said, don't let any of these guys punk you.
You know, if they tackle you and try to stand
over you or something, you've got to fight. So I
got in like thirty fights one spring. But the first
one I got in, I was scared because I got
into the locker room. I was like, am I going
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to have to fight like naked here? You know? And
and there was no fight in the locker room. It
was it was just a field thing. So once I
figured that out, I said, I'll punch everybody in the
nuts out here. Let's go.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Did you when you were in com and you transferred
back then, didn't you have to sit out a year?
Speaker 2 (04:05):
I transferred from cal and that was within conference and
you were supposed to sit out two years?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Is that? I had to fight for an exemption and
it was all kinds of rigamarole. So it's a very
different world now where you could transfer without cause, you know,
from any place conference in conference, out of conference, no
one can block you unless you've signed some kind of contract.
The NCAA has lost a great deal of its.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Power, right, And that's also the reason why Indiana University
won the championship because of the lax rules when it
comes to transferring.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And well, I mean you could say that about anybody
in the last you know, five years. As the reason
they won the championship is because they paid the players.
You could say that for a lot of.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Time, right, Mark Cuban is bankrolling that team? Does USC
have a Mark Cuban on.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
That USC has got as much money as Indiana? I mean,
the thing about Indiana, it's like, yeah, they've all has
never been broke. It's never I mean, you went to
college in that air and they don't have any problem
as far as their athletic budget. They were just the
least successful football program one of in the history of
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the sport of college football. Them in Northwestern would go
back and forth every year as far as who's the
most unsuccessful.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
And both have improved immensely.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Both have improved immensely. And I used to think the
job that the guy did, Gary Barnett in like nineteen
ninety five in Northwestern where he took them to the
Rose Bowl. I thought that with Pat Fitzgerald who ended
up being their coach and then getting fired for the
hazing thing and all that that I thought was the
most impressive thing I'd ever seen in college football. And
that is not the case. It's what Indiana has done
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with Kurt Signetti that I don't care about the transfer
rules or how much people are getting paid. You do
that in Indiana football. I don't care what era it is.
That's the That's the greatest, most impressive feat I've ever
seen in college football from a.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Coach, maybe in college sports of all time, perhaps.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I mean, you got the Jimmy Valvano, North Carolina State
is pretty damn special. There's you know, right off the
top of my head, I'm not sure, but.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
You know, I was shocked Petros' Withather from Petros and
money over on a five seventy. I was shocked by
the fact that if Sam Darnold wins this Super Bowl
on Sunday, it'll be the first USC quarterback to win
a Super Bowl. That shocked me.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, well, it'll be the first USC quarterback to ever
start a Super Bowl. Wow. And there was a guy
Bethard from the family I think Pete Bethard is his
first name, and he played in the very He was
a USC guy from El Segundo, from the Bethard family
of gms and quarterbacks and stuff like that still around today.
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And Bethard, who who played at SC, was in the
Kansas City Chiefs Super on and played some garbage time
at the quarterback position. But USC. The interesting thing is
USC has had more players in the Super Bowl at
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any position than any other college football team in the
history of the.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Sport, but never a quarterback, never starting.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Never started a quarterback, and more USC quarterbacks have been
drafted in the NFL Draft than any other any other
quarterback from any other school.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
So maybe bet against Seattle. Maybe it's a jinx.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, I don't know. Sam Darnold's has been pretty great
and I loved him at USC. And you know a
lot of people don't accept it and they don't understand
the sport in that way.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But did you play with them at USC or you.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Quickly? You was at SC at like twenty fifteen and
I was started calling now national games in two thousand
and four. Okay, my last year was two thousand. Did
you know that I'm forty eight years old. I hope
he'd be the older he'd be like Brady or by
Brady playing was kind of weird because he was my age.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
How about Stafford winning MVP at at fifty five years old?
About that?
Speaker 2 (08:20):
Whatever?
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Hey, I heard you make a reference. You made a
reference and you didn't go into great detail. But I'd
like for you now because you have more time. Let's
talk about the Vincent Thomas Bridge and Wyatt and why
TV and it's low and we're losing a lot of
the big shipping container ships to Long Beach because that
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bridge is too low. Yeah, people don't know that, that's right.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I think I've explained this numerous times on the show,
and I know where this is going. You know, I
still have more on the se quarterbacks, and I figured
you'd start harassing me later in the hour. You know.
I'm figured during a break, I could go upstairs and
mix myself a drink. But yes, our bridge is very low.
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The higher ships, the bigger, the bigger, higher commercial ships.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Of today, they got to go to Long Beach.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
They can't get under our bridge.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Now.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Long Beach had a bridge too, and it was also
too low. Yes, and when the Record Bridge, you know what,
they raised it. For years, you'd be going over Long
Beach be a terminal island and going into downtown Long Beach, right,
and you'd say, it's too high. What are they doing here?
Looks like they're building something. Yes, what are they building?
It's another bridge. Oh. And then next thing you know,
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you're on the other bridge and they've knocked down the
lower bridge, and the Long Beach Harbor is bathing in money,
and Pedro just sat there like, hey, what are they
No one thought to say, like, hey, what are they.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Doing over there? Yes, they need to raise that bridge.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You can't raise it. It's not like the City of Sacramento.
You can't get under it and raise.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
It, and you've got to remove it and rebuild it.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
They because they were crippled, crippled by the bureaucracy of
the city of lass Where's John Cobel crippled by the
bureaucracy of the city of Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
We have to take a break. When we come back
more of Petros Papenacas. We'll also talk about Super Bowl
Sunday coming up day aftermorrow.
Speaker 4 (10:25):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM sixty.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Petros Papenakas is with us from the Petros and Money Show.
I don't know if you're a big Grammys guy.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
But did you feel incredible.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Because I called one hundred West Medical?
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Like that one better than getting you back to your
life suits? Oh got the peedic.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Hog the Pedia. Yeah, that's a good one too. You
know what I like the old one to all beef
patty special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on the sespic
seat bue.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Do you remember the uh the meaty cheesey boys from
the Jack in a Box commercial? The Ultimate Cheeseburger. No, girl,
you know there is one thing that I love, but
it's not you. I'm thinking enough what the ultimate cheese
burger cheese meat, cheese, cheese meat, and that's it, baby.
(11:27):
You know it's hot and juicy because Chuck don't make
it till you wonter wrint. When I say meat, you
say cheese meat, cheese, meat, cheese.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's great, buddy, Thank you. And you go back far
enough to you remember the supermarket called two Guys. No,
there's a market in the valley called two Guys. There's
like four or five of them, and there there are
jingle was two guys is worth going out of your
way for you get more than your bargain for beep
Beet and Beebee.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
I don't know that one. Yeah, I mean I know
in the South they had the food Lion, and like
their commercials, the food line is like a cartoon lion
that comes on and slashes the prices like wow.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Oh that's great.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Yeah, we don't have that.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Do you remember radio bargains, Save on drug store, Save
on drug store? I do remember that, and then radio
bargains where he was, it was only available on the
radio if you heard on radio Golden Store and asked
for it.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
And I remember Bill Tavilla from Vaughn's who was like
the kindly Latino manager that was like the spokesman for
Vaughn's for many years.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
I don't remember that guy. I remember Joe Albertson.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Insurance Cross anybody.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, no, I don't know you remember, uh Joe Albertson.
It's Joe Albertson's supermarket. But the prode whose department is mine?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
I do? Do you guys remember Stater Brothers song?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
In the hard Land were working hard. In the heart Land,
we're family people stayed brother where the girl next door
can become your wife. Ever friend you make is a
friend for in the Heartland herd in the Heardland.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
State Brothering Tongue. You know that sam Pedro was the
home of the Tongva Indians ten thousand years ago. And
Billie Eilish I think is gonna give away her home
to the Tongue of Indians. That's who owns all the
property here in southern Califora.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Tongueva people are pretty much the people that were in
Southern California. Yes, they really can't think of anybody else
there's different.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
And they're still here. Their ancestors are still here.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
In the my favorite Tonguva story.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Your favorite tongue of story.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
I sure do.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
We'll have to wow.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Are you ready? Yes? The first one is from Breau.
In that area, the native people were the Tongva, of course,
and in Brea there was bubbling you know, hence the name.
There was bubbling oil out of the ground, oil springs,
and the Tongueva people used the oil black gold as
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a salve like cortisone cream. Really yeah, they grease up
with the oil and they had many uses for it.
And when the Spanish arrived the conquista doors, they pointed
their finger at the Tonguva of the Brea area and
they said, what susio, they're dirty? But they were wrong.
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There smeared with oil. Wow, that's Tongva story. Are you
ready for another?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Sure? We got time.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
One of the legends of the tongue For people is
the White Giants of Catalina Island. Now you can look
on YouTube or Reddit or different things like this, but
the and the Tongueva people, the older ones, they don't
talk about it and they don't like to talk about
it in their tradition. But there used to be reportedly
gigantic white people in on Catalina, on the land's end,
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part across the Isthmus, and they were huge. And there
is a weird deal where the Wrigley family let this
guy who was an amateur archaeologist dig up basically desecrate
a bunch of native graves all over Catalina, which is wrong.
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But he found these gigantic femur bones, like huge, like
gigantic skeletons of people that could not be normal size,
let alone the tongue of people who were relatively diminutive.
And he's like, what the hell are these? And they
opened a bone museum wow, on Catalina Island. Of course,
when Wrigley sold Ian. Once it became public, the public
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saw what this guy was doing. Because he wasn't even
a real archaeologist. They did not see him as a
savory character.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
So where were the bones from? Were they?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
There were graves in Catalina Island, but there were white
giants were buried amongst them.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Who were the giants? Were they like that?
Speaker 2 (16:16):
They were gigantic people who disappeared. According to tong the
legend when the conquistadors.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Arrived, like the larry birds of Catalina, bigger bigger than Larry.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
The giants bigger. Wow, you can look up the white
giants of Catalina Island and the Tongue the people are
the ones that spoke of them. And then this guy
found a bunch of bones. But once they figured out
that this guy, who was not even a real archaeologist,
regally let him dig up the whole island and desecrate
a bunch of native graves, there was no people did
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not look kindly upon that. So they quietly reconsecrated the bones.
And you didn't hear much about the white giants. Nobody
was really ever able to look at the gigantic bones,
that this great knowledge of knowledge right there. Billy s Eilish,
why didn't you take that? Cow?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Is the bone museum still there?
Speaker 2 (17:08):
No, no, no, But there are photographs of it. You
know you could look it up. You know what, Billy,
go lion crows.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
We'll look it up. You know what the Bow believe
Billy Eilish should do. Billie Eilish has enough money, she
has several homes around LA. She should give her Glendale
home back to the Tongue for Indians and say, okay,
I'm doing what I said I would do on the
Grammy stage here it is.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
How come the tongue us can't get a casino going.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
On her property. That's exactly what my wife said.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Oh that would be sweet.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Yeah, because it's literally a mile and a half of
my house. I'd be there all the time.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
I would.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I would, you know, make that place profitable just by myself.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I could see wild eyed out of the body striding
to the atm at one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
That's right. And you know, sitting in that coffee shop,
you're miserable, Like what did I do?
Speaker 2 (17:56):
What did I used to give myself? I used to
depart it for the I think that's why we've had
such a good relationship with Marango all these years, because
I used to give the tribal elders, long before I
ever worked for them, a two hundred or so dollar
deposit almost every time I went out to the desert. Yeah,
you don't think I've ever won gambling, not once in
my life. Like it is. It's and I believe you did.
(18:19):
I was. It was reported to me by Steffuche that
you called me a loser? Is that true?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
I said, Well, somebody called me a loser. I think
it was me. They called me a loser, and I said, hey,
from one loser, we got another one coming up at six.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
And why am I a loser? Well?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
I think in just in general and gambling.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
And is it because I look like I wear sweats? Look? Yeah,
look you do. I look like a loser. Crow look
like a loser.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Not to me, you are a winner, buddy.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Well, Matt and Kate's like the people I work with
called me a loser the other day because I told
him I don't go to Costco. My wife goes to
Sam's Club.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
Okay, well Sam's Club. I'm I was a member of
Sam's Club for an awful long time. I enjoy that
Sam's Club. I'm going to go back to Sam's Club.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
They called me a loser, and people used to call
me a loser because I had the Sega Master System
and not the Nintendo.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Wait is sam Is Sam's Club considered the low end
of Costco apparently? Oh, I don't believe that. I think
it's great, don't They're pretty comparable.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I think I don't ever go to either. It's just
my wife.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, you know, I'm meeting a cup of noodles right now,
so I'm going to ask you do you do you
know of any cut man. I need a cut man
tomorrow before I get up so I can I can
go about my day.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
You're fighting.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
No, I'm having a bowl of cup of noodles and
you need a cut man. Yes, because I'm going to
wake up with eyes that are closed. I look like
I'm Muhammad Ali in the twelfth round. Lots of sodium.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Oh oh yeah, you know that one went right by me.
I'm kind of you know, did you pick up on
that that? Everybody else like, what a hot sodium chip? Us?
(20:14):
Wait till I hit him with the sodium.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
My belt just popped. All right, we gotta take a break.
We'll come back with pat Jos Papenaka and see if
he has any more Tonga stories. We're live on KFI.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Yeah, yeah, you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand
from KFI A M six forty.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
It's supermarket, but the Produce department.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Apartment is mine.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, department Aburg's triple dollar Bingo. We've got thousands of
prices and people can win in a lot of ways.
All they have to do to play is pick up
a free.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Bingo card at Albertson's where the Bingo department is Milbertson's.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Our low prices, bring you in, our people, bring you bingo.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
What a great time to be in La back when
Joe Albertson ran the town petros Is with us from
Petrose and money.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
You know who I am. I'm Joe Albertson. Yes, I
don't get my table at Spago.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
But now it's Craigs. Have you been to Craigs?
Speaker 2 (21:25):
I'm not. I knew Craig when he was a matre
d at d'antana.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Oh is that right?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Yeah, dude, all these guys are Diuchebags's sweet man.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
No, he's a good guy. You don't know what he
really is. He's a really cool dude.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
It's because it's the hip place to go now for celect.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
I go to those taco places that are filled with
only Latinos wearing belt buckles and giant hats with huge
bright bit like terrible fluorescent lighting.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Do you ever go to Tito sit there alone and
I eat? Do you ever go to Tito's? No, you
never go to Tito's.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
No, there's a fake Tito's in Torrents called Tom's.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
There was all those ripoffs. Remember all the rip boffs
of Tommy's. There were omm I e.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
S Tommy Tommy's too.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's classic.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Hey, did get you back to your life pursuits?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
You know a lot of the areas in southern California,
you'll you'll you're familiar with these names Azuza, Kwanga, correct, Rancho, Cucamonga,
and Tipanga, all derived from the original Tongva name places.
How about that?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah? And that's Jack Benny bit with mel Blanc.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Yes, the two thousand year old man.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Did you know they moved to the Jack Benny statue
from the street in Rancho Kock? I didn't know that
they moved it into the local museum.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
For protection or I don't know.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I don't know what was water Jack Benny? I guess
you could Rochester. I suppose.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
I uh, the Super Bowl is coming up?
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Do you want to talk about the Big Game? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Were you watching the Big Game?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Well? I was actually just so pleased this morning because
I had not been invited anywhere, and I was like,
could I maybe not do anything? No, that would be awesome.
You were kids, don't care.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
You were invited to a party that that you're just
not mentioning I did.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
I got invited to the rod what oh.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
The Cluebac party like everybody in the building. Yeah, yeah,
I can't do that. I'm going to them.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
You're going to go see Cluebec. That's right.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
I want to see clue I want to see what
one hundred million dollar house looks like. I live in
Palace Erni's estates, so you already know.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, I just have to drive over to Lunata Bay
and put my head on a swivel that I can
see all these these freaking guys. I don't want to
go to Kluebec's house. I want to be left alone. Okay,
all right, but but I'm looking forward. I think to
the game. I the game. I really like Sam Darnold.
(24:02):
I know you didn't watch the movie about San Clemente.
I told you to, Yes, I did not. Who's going
to win? I just need to know the outcome. I
need to release. I mean, I think everybody thinks that
the Seahawks are going to win.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Okay, that's why I'm putting money on.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
But I would Patriots, Yeah I would not. Oh you
really you think I'm like that?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
No, I'm that I'm that guy.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I think that the Patriots, that everybody talking the Patriots
down and saying Drake may is not okay or whatever,
and that they had a terrible uh schedule and they
were able to circumvent weaker teams and all that that
that stuff may or may not be true. But that
guy is a hell of a coach. And you're they're
(24:45):
not playing against their whole schedule. They're playing against one
football team. It's a pro football game and in many
ways a battle of wills.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Wait, who is the guy that coaches the Patriots?
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Rabel? Okay, Mike Frabel, former Patrio Triots linebacker, Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Linebacker, and didn't coach Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Former Tennessee Titans head coach.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Correct, So he said he's willing to to win the
Super Bowl. He's willing to cut off his penis.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Did he say that?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Yes, according to the Duke of Sports.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I don't believe he said that.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
You think the Duke of Sports is lying or missing form?
Speaker 2 (25:22):
You know, the Duke of Sports as your sports guy
is a real credibility. I mean, at least I've been
through the wars. When the Rams won that COVID Super
Bowl where Gavin Newsom and Magic Johnson were running around
without masks while our kids were locked in their house house.
Right when that happened, the Duke of Sports had somebody
(25:46):
film him alone in the dark popping a bottle of
champagne by himself.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
I didn't miss that, all right, we gotta take a break.
Welcome back, petros of Us. Petro said, money show.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
AM six forty, And.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It turns out DUCA Sports is right. Uh. Coach Rabels
said that he would cut his penis in half if
he could win the Super Bowl. Not cut it off,
but cut it in half.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Well what does that mean? I don't know, Like he'll cleave.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It, but which way? Filay it or cut it like
a hot dog? Yeah? Maybe maybe if that's exactly what
he's going to.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Do after he wins the super Bowl. He's gonna if
he won his Super Bowl to his poots.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, but you know, I didn't know that he won
three Super Bowls while playing for the Patriots.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Well he did.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Yeah, that's that's huge.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
I mean, you played for the Patriots for the last
you know, twenty years. You probably Robert.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
Kraft must love this guy.
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, he hired another guy and then that guy only
lasted a year.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Hey, what do you think about Bill Belichick not making
the Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility?
You think, big slap in the face.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
It's bad.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
It is. Do you think that's because of Jordan Hudson?
Speaker 2 (27:02):
No? I think they changed the voting process to make
it harder. They probably made it too hard. Wow, so
that's what we garnered. Well you actually want to know.
But hey, how about those songs we sang? Was that
pretty good?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
That was great, buddy, I I'll remember that for a
long time.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
And how about the tongue of people?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Yes, that's great information with where else do you go
for giant white people?
Speaker 2 (27:28):
The white giant?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yes, the white giants Catalina, that's great information.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Are you an RB's guy? And do you like Arby's?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
No? What I'll go? Does somebody have a gift card? Yes,
they're a gift card.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
I had five gift cards.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Will will you district? You know? I went to the
well one too many times today with the gift the
square sandwich.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Box wiped you out. On the way home, I went
to the well. They were right here on Friday. They
gave it to the show the other day. You know,
I took a box home and ate.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
A couple from I don't want to say, because I
think I went over the top today.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Yeah, but that's not the sandwich place's fault. That's yours.
Perhaps what sand was.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
A vestie sandwiches. Oh, those are great, Yeah, staffou shade
a whole tray. Yes, it was like he was at
Chuck e Cheese with the square pizza. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
His his eyes rolled back like a shark when he eats.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
It was a slow, very deliberate approach.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
You remember on Hot Dog Yielding, unyielding he had he
had nine? How many dogs did you have on Hot
Dog Day? Nine? Uh? The record day record was eleven
eleven hot dogs.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Have you always been a prolific eater, Steffus?
Speaker 5 (28:53):
I think it became more prolific when I was here,
Is that right? Because it's like, oh, there's food, okay,
I'll take it, you know.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
And you just it never stops, so you're like a dog.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
You just That's why we worried about Steph Fooh because
he missed Hot Dog Day, and that's a red flag.
The day was missing. That was yes, I believe that
was documented at the local news that I liked that.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Listen, we got a lot of dead beats that work here.
But god, this is hot dog days. I'm wrong, Big
Dog I liked. I thought he was dead. I thought
he was a gunner. I thought he was for sure.
I thought he was dead.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
I love that they call him Steph Fush, the big
the sports Well.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
The best part was I was really on the phone
with Tim, like when Tim was driving through Hawthorn. I
know Hawthorn, Yes, that's how it is.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Petro's kept telling me to get the hell out of there.
He's like, Buddy, you got to get out of there.
It's it's after, you know, eight o'clock at night. Get
the hell out of them.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
My favorite is that I know the alley you're talking about,
Like you're with the flashlight, like.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Two guys with a boombox smoking weed, and I'm like,
did you guys know where staff fu Shlims.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
I was in a full f ball uniform taking the
field in nineteen ninety four when a bottle was thrown
at me at Hawthorne High School. WHOA, let's go cougars.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Let's go there, you go, buddy, I got we gotta
get out of here. But I love coming on you
coming on every Friday at six o'clock.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Well, sometimes the schedule doesn't allow that, but we'll do
it in five we find an hour yes to do
at some point during the week.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Well, maybe I'll change my schedule to accommodate you.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Well, I'm trying my best to accommodate you, but I
can't do an hour of your show while my show
is still on.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Why it just seems is that what don told you?
Speaker 2 (30:38):
No, I just feels wrong.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Okay, all right, well it's not.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
It's right. You know, like if your hand goes dumb
and you touch.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yourself, is that your first move when your hand goes down,
It's called the stranger. That's okay, that's so awesome. All right, buddy,
I'll see you at the Clubecs and Reesmire coming up next.
Thank you, pet Petros really appreciate it. I'll see you, Cluebex,
all right, relyve on Kfi Andy Reespire next with Ronner.
(31:08):
Are you doing a movie review or not?
Speaker 2 (31:10):
What tonight?
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yes, nothing planned for tonight.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
Things are kind of in a whole app No, I'm
saving it.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
For you, all right. All right, we're gonna we'll crank
that up. We're gonna, we're gonna work something out. Best
movie reviewer I've ever seen my life. Bless you, Jimmy Mark,
Bless you all right. Relyve on KFI AM six forty
Andy respire next right here on KFI Conway Show on
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