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February 11, 2026 39 mins

The Conway Show is officially heading back to where it belongs: nights! Starting Monday, February 17, Tim moves to 6–10PM — and the whole crew is fired up because that’s the vibe. Think classic Conway energy… a little “bi-winning” audio, and a whole lot of chaos. 

The show hits hard with headlines and heartbreak, including news involving former Dodger Terrance Gore (34) and Dawson’s Creek star James Van Der Beek (48), plus an infuriating story out of L.A. where a thief steals an adaptive tricycle from a 9-year-old special needs boy

Michael Monks jumps on at 4:20 with a preview of his new show “Monks & Merrill,” also debuting on the 17th — and breaks down the streetlights tax proposal at City Hall that would impact City of L.A. property owners

Then it’s time to open the toy box: Dead GiveawayPuppet Heist, and Dilly’s World Open return, followed by Jay Leno stories (including a very NoHo strip club mention) and a warm trip back to Burbank in the ’80s

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KFI AM six forty and you're listening to The
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app camp I
AMS sixty. It is The Conway Show. And man, oh man,
did it rain last night? God almighty, I have I
always say I've never seen a rain like that before,

(00:20):
but man, it came down in buckets in Burbank. It
was radical, and it lasted for like a half hour
forty five minutes, and it felt like it sounded like
there was a truck outside. That's why I went outside
to see what the hell it was. It sounded like
a freight train coming by so outside, and it's absolutely
pouring outside, and and that's great. We needed that. We

(00:44):
needed that shot of weather. We needed that shot of
rain because it's getting a little crazy with the eighty
eight degrees and sunny every day, so we needed that.
And there's another storm coming as well, so you gotta
be aware of that. But anyway, the time change, I
got a lot of text and a lot of emails

(01:05):
about the time change, all positive, which I thought was odd.
I thought somebody, would, you know, throw a wrench into it.
But we're moving time slots. We're going from six to
ten PM starting next Tuesday, so we're we're packing up
and moving to a new time slot. I don't know
how much packing this is going to be. I think

(01:26):
we just stay late, but we'll have a lot more.
You know, when we were on in the evenings, we
did a lot more, a lot of fun stuff that
we didn't really have time to do during the day.
And you know all the Charlie Sheen stuff that we
got a hold of that I guess everybody did. But

(01:48):
to play that every day was great. And you can't
really do that between four and seven, let me see,
because you know, there's too much news going on during
the day that you got to cover. And so when
we go on in the evenings, we'll be able to
do stuff like that again, like the Charlie Sheen, like
this song, uh.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Machine, it's not alf you try it once, you will
die your face.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
What's not to love?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
And but you look like Jody ide arms Joe.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
That's how I parted. That's how I parted.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
I was banging seven Grand Rocks.

Speaker 6 (02:34):
That's how I wrote.

Speaker 7 (02:39):
You.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
That's the greatest line ever. Are you by Polar asking
this guy who's been up for nine days, he's gotten
fired from a job. He's making four million dollars a
week and he's smoking a cigarette inside and she lays
on him, are you bi polar? And he has the

(03:00):
greatest response ever. I'm by winning. That is the greatest
comeback in the history of the world to are you bipolar?

Speaker 6 (03:25):
Question?

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Oh what a song. So we'll be doing a lot
more stuff like that, and and it's gonna be it's
gonna be great. It's gonna be six to ten pm.
Hope you can come by and uh visit for a while.
We'll have guests on for longer. We'll we're toying with
going back to uh stump the monkey. We're in negotiations

(03:52):
for that. And if people don't know what that is,
very good friend of mine, Malibu Dan. We used to
have him command and ask him fairly simple questions. It
wasn't a man that did a lot of homework in
high school or really any work. And he never got
his high school diploma because he didn't hand his football

(04:15):
helmet in. He still doesn't have his high school diploma
because he still has his football helmet that was more
valuable than his diploma. So his diploma is sitting in
some high school in Orange County and his side. His
football helmet is on a shelf somewhere in his house.
So imagine when people ask her, hey, is that from

(04:36):
high school? Imagine there's a story that comes along with that.
But anyway, six to ten pm starting next Tuesday, a
week from yesterday. So that's a huge deal. Got to come, Bine,
got to come by. A former Dodgers player has passed away.
This is sad news. Maybe you know who this is, right.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
A former Dodgers player has passed away. Terrence Goore, known
for his base running special, he has died. The eight
year MLB player reportedly died Friday due to complications from
an unspecified surgical procedure. He was on the Dodger's twenty
twenty World Series team and also one rings.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
You know, he was on the Dodgers twenty twenty World
Series team. I don't remember him at all, and I
hate to say it because he's passed away, but I
was a big Dodger fan. Never I don't remember this
guy's name.

Speaker 8 (05:24):
He was on the Dodger's twenty twenty World Series team.
Also won rings with the.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
Well, you know that was a pandemic going on, so
maybe some of us were otherwise occupied with, I don't know,
trying to stay alive.

Speaker 8 (05:36):
One rings with the Kansas City Royals and Atlanta Braves.
The speedy outfielder appeared in one hundred and twelve regular
season games that in two sixteen and had forty three
stolen bases. Gore was just thirty four years old.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh that's horrible. Thirty four years old. Oh that's the worst.
Who is that other guy that died? Vanderbiet died too, right.

Speaker 9 (05:56):
That was a shocker. H yeah, cancer. So did you
know he had cancer they were talking about Did you
know who that was?

Speaker 10 (06:02):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, I saw that name for the first time today.

Speaker 9 (06:06):
Sorry, well it was out of year demographic because he
was he was big in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh oh wow, okay, okay, all right, okay, I see
where this is going. Steph Ouche. What is it?

Speaker 9 (06:17):
What was he on vander vander Bleak Rules? Now, it
was on Dawson's Creek. That was like his massive role that,
you know, where he took off essentially. And then Dawson's Creek. Yeah,
I've heard that name before. Yeah, he was Dawnson's Creek.
He was Dawson it was it was his creek.

Speaker 11 (06:33):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
That was a hit show. It was a huge show.
Did you watch it? I did? Oh, okay, I gotta
I gotta look at that. How long did that lasts?

Speaker 12 (06:41):
For?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Four years? I think it was like six or seven?
Six or seven years? Oh okay, all right, but it's
not Vanderbeek rules. Is that something else in my screwen?
Two things up?

Speaker 6 (06:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (06:49):
I think you're combining something else.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, well that's what you're going again. From six to ten.
Guy who's losing his memory, but guy that can report
on crime pretty good. So don't don't steal crap around
here because I will air you on KFI. If you're
out there stealing and making people's lives miserable, I will

(07:13):
hold you accountable. Like this idiot, a thief steals at
a tricycle, an adaptive tricycle from a nine year old.

Speaker 13 (07:24):
A great finish to a usually heartbreaking story. But really,
that boy, this wasn't just a toy for him. That
bike really meant independence. So when it was stolen from
his family's backyard, obviously it was heartbreaking for so many,
but it's what's happened since then that has restored their
faith in humanity.

Speaker 1 (07:41):
We'll say bike bike bike.

Speaker 13 (07:43):
One week ago, someone stole Jack's adaptive tricycle from behind
his family's apartment in Los Felez.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Look, the kid needs the trips, right, he's need he
needs to get around on this adaptive bicycle tricycle designed
for whatever ailment is going on with this kid. And
somebody steals that. Somebody takes that for.

Speaker 13 (08:07):
Jack who has Down syndrome and autism.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, down syndrome and autism. Down syndrome and autism, And
they steal his tricycle.

Speaker 13 (08:19):
For Jack who has Down syndrome and autism. That bike
is one of his main ways of getting around.

Speaker 6 (08:26):
Anyone who walks by, he waves and says hello, and
everyone you can see they just like light up, you know,
and they wave back and they go, hey, what a
great bike. And he's like so proud of himself.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Unlike a say and somebody steals that bike.

Speaker 13 (08:37):
Unlike a standard one. Jack's tricycle is custom built with
back support, safety straps, steering handles, and a pedal system
designed to make riding easier.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Actually sounds pretty good, Pretty good, I like one of
those suckers.

Speaker 6 (08:51):
We can steer for him, we can help it go
to where he's not having to do all the pressure himself.

Speaker 13 (08:58):
His parents Marine and Bobby tell us walking can sometimes
be too difficult or overstimulating for Jack, making that tricycle essential.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Kid's nine years old. Nine, he's a victim of this
crime of la crime, but.

Speaker 13 (09:13):
Instead of focusing on what was taken, the family is
focused on Jack's joy scene right here at Disneyland, meaning
some of his favorite characters and flashing the kiss band
hand sign, two of his favorite things. They tell us
the hardest part wasn't the theft, it was knowing this
would be one of Jack's first major disappointments.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
It is like he's so proud of it, Like we
haven't even We've concentrated on the positive saying we're going
to get you a new bike and that people are
helping you to get a new bike, but we haven't
explained to him that somebody actually would do something so
horrible like that.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Are you excited for your new bike?

Speaker 13 (09:51):
Yeah, that hope became right.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
They stole the bike from this kid. Yeah, that voice,
that beautiful voice. Ass And then at the end at
five o'clock, I'm going to finish that word hat Uh no, No,
It's like if you had a shovel and you were digging,
so he's an ass and then it in forty five minutes,

(10:15):
I'll finish the word.

Speaker 14 (10:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (10:19):
That hope became reality after local moms stepped in offering
help and starting a GoFundMe to replace the stolen tricycle.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
Good. Here we go with the GoFundMe.

Speaker 6 (10:28):
People we don't know donated for people that I haven't
seen since I was a kid donated.

Speaker 13 (10:34):
I was just expecting a little like, oh okay, it's
not like as much.

Speaker 15 (10:37):
And so to see the outpouring and from complete strangers.

Speaker 13 (10:42):
What started as a devastating loss has become a powerful
reminder of how kindness can show up right even from
people you've never met before. And I couldn't let you
go without showing you. The man of the hour joining
us is nine year old jack Hi Jack, what do
you want to say say to everyone who is donating
to replace your stolen tricycle?

Speaker 11 (11:05):
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 13 (11:08):
Jackie is the sweetest little boy, so if you want
to help him replace it, maybe even get a better tricycle.
We have a link to the GoFundMe on our website.
I qtla dot com reporting live and Felez Juliane Smuckler
KEYTLA five News say bye bye.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah that kid man uh a holes in the city
City of a Holes. That's what it should be, Los Angeles,
Los a holes and a big sign when you come
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Speaker 4 (18:36):
We're means testing catchphrases, starts. That's great, buddy, that's great.
Did you hear about that nine year old who had
his tricycle stolen? It's the worst it's the worst, and
they and they went to go fund me. They're gonna
give him a new one. That's the origin story of
a Marvel Comics superhero. Though, my god, somebody you know
who's gonna murder or maybe a villain. They may turn

(18:58):
him sour. I hope it doesn't. You know, he's nine
years old. He seems like he's pretty upbeat.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Still. When did you turn sour? I a little before nine,
like around six. At nine, you're old enough to kind
of get a grasp of the dangers of the world.
You know what. That's funny you say that, because when
I grew up I was extremely almost like medically shy. Yeah.
I would never talk to anybody or ever say anything.

(19:25):
And then I was in in junior high school and
this kid brought this really fat kid brought a lunch
with him and or brought a big grocery bag with him,
and it's like, you know, pe clothes and stuff were
in that. And then he left to go, I don't know,
go get donuts or something. And I said, well, he
was gone. I didn't say in front of him. I said, oh,

(19:47):
it looks like Steve brought his lunch, right. He sends
a big grocery bag, right, and then this girl laughed
at it, and she goes, that's very funny.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
I'm like, oh, gone, now I know same thing. I mean,
once you got that first laugh, it's old.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah. Right, and then you're like, okay, that's how you
talk to me. Yeah, okay. Try to make people.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Laugh about that is you're not really talking to, you're
talking at and that's easier.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I wouldn't have done it with him around. I was
not kind of a whole. But I don't know. Maybe
I am. Now what the hell so taxes in LA
they're trying to propose or they're proposing a new take.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Well, I'm glad we have just a brief moment to
update everybody on the story. I know I came on
to talk about the street lights. I talked about the
streetlights lot all the street light tax. Isn't that a tax?

Speaker 11 (20:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
And Councilwoman Nythia Rahman had come out with a video
just before announcing her mayoral election, and it's not something
that a politician typically does, saying we should raise your
taxes because don't worry about the criminals who are stealing
all the copper wire and all that and making it dark.
We're going to make you pay more so that we
have more money to fix it, with no real plan
announced to stop all of the criminality right well, and
that money never goes to the street lights or the

(20:54):
fire department or wherever they're trying to raise it. Look,
she does have a point that the assessment has not
been raise, that private property owners pay to support the
street lights in their areas. LA is divided up into
a bunch of lighting districts, and so you pay a
certain amount if you own a property in those districts
to support the street lights. It's not been raised since
ninety six. And we saw similar problems with the sewage

(21:16):
the sewer infrastructure, Like your bill goes up a ton
because they won't raise it incrementally over the course of
the year, so you get shocked fifteen years later with
this huge hike.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
They did it with trash too, exactly.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
They kick the can down the road and they wallop
you over the face with it because there's no avoiding it.
Stuff needs to be fixed now. I would listen to
arguments about why they want to raise the assessment. But again,
in two thousand and six, ten years after the last
time they raised it there were only nine cases of
vandalism at the street lights, and by twenty twenty one,
fifteen years later, there were more than four five hundred cases. Right, yes, wow,

(21:52):
So this issue that the councilwoman suggested should happen actually
came before the city council today and they have advanced
it forward. Now I should say before everybody freaks out,
don't worry about it. If you're a renter or something,
this isn't going to affect you. And the way it
works is it is an election. It's a ballot, but
it's not at the poll. You know, it's not going
to be on the big ballot that everybody gets. It's

(22:14):
the nail to your house that you will decide within
your lighting district assessment should be right and just for
the City of La, just City of La property owners.
And they think it could raise if they get this,
it could raise a one hundred and twenty five million
dollars And they think they could get caught up on
their street light problem within six months pas money.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
That's not true. Do you believe that? I do not.
I don't believe anything. Do you think that nine year
old whose bike was stolen would believe.

Speaker 6 (22:42):
That you know.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
I edited his audio where he says I do this
just for Angel Martinez, where the kid wants to thank everybody,
and I think this kid would appreciate the humor in this.
So here is the nine year old kid saying thank
you for the new bike? Is nine year old Jack?

Speaker 11 (23:00):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (23:01):
Jack?

Speaker 13 (23:01):
What do you want to say to everyone who is
donating to replace your stolen tricycle?

Speaker 5 (23:12):
Jack?

Speaker 15 (23:12):
I love him.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
I can't wait for you to be back at night.
I was about to say the same thing, wait for
you to be back at night. Look, I hate to
do that at four point thirty, but with you, I
love it. Look if that kid could use that word,
he would to that guy who stole his bid. Yeah,
what is that? Okay, I'll play what we're talking.

Speaker 13 (23:37):
What do you want to say to everyone who is
donating to replace your stolen tricycle?

Speaker 12 (23:45):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
You Jack?

Speaker 1 (23:51):
There's nothing funnier than a kid swearing. It's the best.
It's the best.

Speaker 11 (23:54):
Man.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
You know, when you when you are a teacher, occasionally
you have like a kindergartener nursery kid throw out the
F words and they have to reprimand them, but they
go home and tell everybody you know kids fast. It's hilarious.
The word is great Monks noon to three. That's very exciting,
Chris Meryl.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I think we'll be on again soon to talk more
about all of that, because we've got to pound people
over the head with it so that they know that
it's coming. Not, of course, just the new show that
I'm really grateful and excited to host, but I mean
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it's gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Yeah, let's do it tomorrow, Friday and Monday before the
big move. I got nothing else to do, all right,
Monks and Merrill noon to three pm. Yeah, starting Tuesday,
Starting Tuesday. That's great, buddy, huge success for you. I mean,
you know, coming out of Kentucky not really knowing anybody
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(24:49):
anniversary at KFI. Wow, two years and your your own show.
That's very fast, Yeah, very fast. You deserve buddy.

Speaker 10 (24:55):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI AM.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
The program director just came in and said, hey, play
that at night with the kids swearing really and I said,
let me play if I can play one more time.
I won't play it again until night. He goes done. Okay,
so this is a wrap. This is it. This is
the last you hear of Jack swearing. I was able

(25:23):
to negotiate one more play out of it before I
got to shut it down. Here we go, Jack, And
if he were to say anything to the guy who
stole his adaptive tricycle, it would be this to replace.

Speaker 15 (25:34):
Your stolen tricycle.

Speaker 14 (25:38):
Than you you Jack?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
Oh, it's sorry, sorry, all right, all right, I'll erase it.
You know what instead, Well, just don't give me the
stock report. We'll just do that, man. But another thing
we can play at night that we really were at
not to play a lot during the day is audio
like this. I'm talking with Charles Ramsey. He's a neighbor. Uh,

(26:06):
walk me through a game. What happened this afternoon? I
knew something was wrong when a little pretty white girl
ran into a black man's arms. Dad giveaway, gig give away.

Speaker 16 (26:16):
My neighbor got big tests because we see it's doing
every day we eat ribs.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
But we didn't ad a glue.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Hit that girl.

Speaker 1 (26:25):
What's in that house?

Speaker 6 (26:26):
She said?

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Please help me get out? Didn't give him way, didn't
give him when din't give him? Wait, give away, ain't
give away?

Speaker 11 (26:33):
Get it?

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Please get give him wave dad, give jig, giveaway.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
My neighbor got beat.

Speaker 9 (26:41):
Testis because we see it's doing every day we eat ribs.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
But we didn't the glue hit that girl with in
that house, she said, please help to get out. So
I opened the door. We can't get it in that way.
Nobody can't pay through the door. Only a game, so
we can't kicked them. And she comes out and she says,
get some old girls up in that house and ain't

(27:07):
calling him.

Speaker 4 (27:08):
Ain't I knew something was home?

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Went a little pretty white girl ran into a black
man's arms. Give it away, give away? Doctor tests.

Speaker 14 (27:19):
We see still.

Speaker 10 (27:23):
When we did.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
That girl she said, please get out? Did give away?
Oh what a song? What a song with Sir Charles dead,
giveaway man dead, giveaway. So a lot more of that
stuff at night, you know, it'll be a little little
more open, little more, you know, less hard news stories

(27:48):
and more crap like that, and but also concentrating on
crime as well until that goes down, because there's a
lot of it out there. There was a puppet heist,
Is that right? Somebody stole puppet from a guy watching.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
One of the few handmade puppets she still has. Jackie
Smooke says she stepped out on her Beechwood Canyon sidewalk
to discover the props of her life's work. Gone.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Panic, I rose stealing puppets.

Speaker 14 (28:12):
Panic, I write, I took my little socks and I
ran them up and down the street.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
And is she a puppet? Is that what she took
her little socks?

Speaker 14 (28:21):
Panic? I rt I took my little socks and I
ran them up and down the street.

Speaker 15 (28:25):
Sounds like she's a puppet and a little puppet in
her little socks.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I've never heard somebody refer to their socks as little socks.
Only puppets do that? What the hell?

Speaker 14 (28:35):
And I was immediately started thinking about the things that
were inside of the truck.

Speaker 8 (28:39):
Inside a U haul bux like this one. Jackie says
she'd packed tens of thousands of dollars worth of props, puppets,
set pieces, and family heirlooms, all part of her self
created touring show called Dilly's World. P M.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
I'd love to see that called Dilly's World. I would
pay to see Dilly's World let's get those puppets back.

Speaker 14 (28:59):
Dilly's World pieces that a lot of my friend's builts
are in that box. I mean, this isn't just stuff
that you can go buy somewhere. It's stuff that people
put their blood, sweat and tears into.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Well that's not true where she said this.

Speaker 14 (29:11):
I mean, this isn't just stuff that you can go
buy somewhere.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
She can go look on eBay, probably up there by tomorrow.

Speaker 14 (29:18):
Morning to make and make really special for a project
like Dilly's World that is literally about making people feel
good and happy and seeing someone stole it. Then someone
just stole it.

Speaker 8 (29:28):
If you look very closely. A neighbor's surveillance camera shows
the box still on the street at five thirty nine
Monday morning and gone by five forty four am. While
laped investigators search for their stolen creations, Jackie and her
roommate are already back to work, recrafting what they can
from scratch.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Okay, I found Dilly's World. Here's a sampler. This is
a good show. This might be worth watching and worth
going to. Gang Dilly's World.

Speaker 14 (30:02):
You're on Hi, Hi, Welcome to Dilly's World. It's Dilley's World.
And I'm living in it. I'm Dilly, I'm Dilly, I'm Droom.
Welcome to Dilly's World.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Somebody's got to bring those puppets back. I gotta go
see this. I gotta go see Dilly's World. Please bring
those puppets back. If you're listening right now to KFI,
we need this puppets back. I gotta see Dilly's World.
Here's the opening to Dilly's World. Hello, and welcome to
Dilly's World.

Speaker 11 (30:37):
Hello.

Speaker 14 (30:37):
Hi, I am producing and creating a TV show right
here in Chicago, hiring no artists all over the city,
and I need your help. Dilly's World is set in
the sixties and is inspired by mister Rogers.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Her name is Jackie Smoke sm oh okay, not s
m o k e s m oh okay. So, if
you're into Pope's and you want to help by Dilly's
World out or be part of Dilly's World, she's taking
the applications for people that want to do that.

Speaker 10 (31:06):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KF.
I am six forty.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
One of our favorite guests who I hope will come
in more often. When we go back to six to
ten is Jay Leno and he's with us. Jay, how
you Bob?

Speaker 11 (31:21):
Well, that's why I'm calling now, that you're going to
be with your late night new Hollywood friends. I guess
old old regular Burdbank people who who.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Am not that's great, but I hope you come in though.
I mean, you know, when you're not doing anything, we
have four hours to fill now on.

Speaker 11 (31:42):
I don't really sit in with that whole Hollywood crowd now,
you know, you guys, you know, protesting.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
And yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 11 (31:51):
You know how you'll have your new Hollywood friends? Is
that that's right? I guess that's yeah. I'll be the
king of late night like you were, and I will
stand bys. Yeah yeah, Hey, I.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Ran a friend of yours came in the other day,
Barbara Holidays. She's great.

Speaker 11 (32:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, she's siving got that flop. It's a
nice little club. But you know it's nice. You know,
it's so funny. I bought an old car from the forties,
and there was a magazine. There was a newspaper, the
Burgbank Leader in the back in the back and I'm
reading the ads and there used to be a strip
club right on Magnolia Avenue and the Blonde, the Blonde

(32:30):
Bombshell was appearing there in nineteen forty seven and it
was just really funny.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
So wait, that's not a Barbara Holiday story, is it.

Speaker 12 (32:41):
No?

Speaker 11 (32:41):
No, no, that's not she She is blonde and a bombshell,
but not that one.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
She owns Flappers outright, that's unusual.

Speaker 11 (32:53):
Oh you mean for a woman to own somemmer old.

Speaker 1 (32:57):
Well, no, I'm just saying it. She even said.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
So.

Speaker 11 (33:01):
Yeah, a lot of women on nights owned the comedy store.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Right, but outside of MIDSI shore, I don't know anybody
any woman who's ever outright owned a comedy clubes.

Speaker 11 (33:10):
Well, you know those of us from Burbrag we know
seas the way you Hollywood guys, a woman, a woman
holding a nice look.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
That's classic.

Speaker 11 (33:24):
Man.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Hey, but this will give us more opportunity to uh
to have you on uh, you know, four hours a night,
and it's more fun at night. Look when if you
did the today, if you did the tonight show at
five pm, it wouldn't be the same as doing at
eleven thirty.

Speaker 11 (33:39):
You know, Well, we did this Tish run five Dan
for twenty two years.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
That's a bad example. I guess right, No, you couldn't.
You couldn't aird at five o'clock. It just it wouldn't work.
It's a you know, it's a late night show. And
and you were the last show you had, the last
show you and letter Men, where people the next day
talked about what the jokes that you.

Speaker 11 (34:04):
And had, right, right, right? But yeah, now but now
you'll now I imagine you'll. We're just on big Hollywood
and Studio Beverly Hills Hotel. Is that correct?

Speaker 1 (34:16):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 11 (34:18):
Moving on the old hairdressing salon, I think it is, Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Where was that strip bar in Burbank? Was it on Magnolia?

Speaker 11 (34:27):
Yeah, set on Magnolia. I forgot to address it. Just
kind of made me laugh, you know, because you think
I don't think of Burbank as a wild town.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
You know, but do you remember? Do you really? I mean,
you're you go back far enough to remember Burbank in
the eighties. It was really run down. It was you know,
a lot of closed stores, and they've really improved the
area and it's a great place to go now for
dinner and a night out.

Speaker 11 (34:50):
Well, you know, wyatt Well got run down because all
the stars left, they'll do late night you know, stars
would be around Burbank.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 11 (35:01):
And now now they're with their you know friends on
the other side of the hill.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
That's right. Well, well I can get you into party still,
you know what the hell?

Speaker 11 (35:11):
All right? Do you want a joke?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
Yeah, let's have a joke. That's good, all right.

Speaker 11 (35:17):
The three rich guys are playing golf. It's in uh
in Miami, like like the most expensive country club in Miami,
Rolls Royce's Mistagman. And they're standing around and they need
a fourth, you know, and they see a plumbing truck
pull up, and the guy gets out. He's got kind
of a ratty golf bag. And how about that guy?
And one of the rich guys goes, I don't know,

(35:38):
he's a plumber. That really are social guys are playing
golf with something. Do you want to join? Oh, that'd
be great. I gotta make a full yeah, go make
your vocal. So the three rich guys start talking. So
the first rich guy says the second one guys, hey,
how's your boy doing? He's all boy, my boy, it's
just like me. He went to the automobile business. He's
now the biggest BMW dealer in South Florida. Uh, here's

(35:59):
a success. He gave his best friend a brand new
BMW every option, insurance, tax like the whole thing, paid
for it for just being his friend. That's unbelievable. How's
your boy doing well? He's well like me. You know,
he went into real estate. In fact, he gave his
best friend a three bedroom condo on Miami and then
Miami on Collins Avenue on the twenty fifth floor ocean views.

(36:23):
Here's how successfully is he gave it to his friend.
He paid the tax, the license, everything. The guy could
just move right in. That's the kind of friend he is. Oh,
that's freaking And third guy, how's your boy doing well?

Speaker 18 (36:34):
Like me?

Speaker 11 (36:35):
He's in stocks and bonds and he gave his best
friend one hundred thousand dollars stock portfolio, all completely free
of charging. Just say see the primer coming bag. Ready
play golf vith him and the three rich guys. So
we just talked about kids. You got eight years, Yeah,
I got a son. He's twenty two. So the three
rich guys, what did he do well? He's a new

(36:55):
dancer at a gay strip club in Fort Lauderdale. So
the three guys go. Really, is there any money in that? Oh? Yeah?
One guy gave a condo, another guy gave it's a
stupid joke. You remember me when you meet me on

(37:19):
the way down.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Please come in. You know every night.

Speaker 11 (37:29):
I just stelling bank.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
I might be in Hollywood. Who knows in Kimmel's theater.

Speaker 11 (37:38):
Yeah, yeah, there you go.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
You're the best appreciate man. All right, j let that's classic.

Speaker 11 (37:45):
Great.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Oh I forgot to give him giveaways. He still on.
Jay just won two tickets to the Pailey Fest as
the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, tickets to the comedy. I
should have given that, or he could have won tickets
to uh oh I real Marid takes On takes the

(38:08):
Pitch at BMO Stadium. Can you call Jay back and
see if he wants the soccer tickets or the pale
Fest tickets. I had to give Hi away before five,
So Jay gibs, Jay gibs both all right, now we'll
give them to somebody else. We'll get them away and
come back we'll have tickets to give away. We came back.
The Pale Pale Fest is great, and then the soccer

(38:29):
giveaway is great too. So somebody's gonna win one or
the other. We'll get both away, maybe one to the
fifth caller and one to the tenth caller when we
come back. One eight hundred five two oh one five
three four. Soccer tickets and Paley Fest tickets are going
out the door. We're live on KFI AM six forty
Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Now, you

(38:53):
can always hear us live on KFI AM six forty
four to seven pm Monday through Friday, and anytime on
demand on the iHeartRadio app

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