November 28, 2025 • 33 mins
In this wild ride of the Best of Tim Conway Jr. Show, we’re asking the tough questions: How can you grow up in L.A. and not know who Vin Scully is — especially if you work at a Dodgers station?! Tim breaks it down. Then we go deep (and maybe too personal) with hilarious stories about getting hit on, plus a debate over whether birth order actually shapes your personality. And don’t miss the showdown of the century — it’s Dueling Don Pardos as Mark Thompson and Michael Crozier go head-to-head with their best announcer’s impressions.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's KMF I am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Pretension Bellio.
Are you with us? There's no camera on Billio? No
right now? Can okay? How old is Richie? Do you
think Richie who works with us on I don't know
Wednesday and Thursday? How old is Richie?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
He's in his early thirties.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Early thirties. Wow, General Dana, you know who Vin Scully is?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Of course he do?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay? Well, Richie who works with us as a producer,
he'd never heard that name before yesterday. You never heard
the name Vin Scully never. Do you know how many
different all right areas in life that you have to
avoid not to have heard that name, You had to
(00:52):
have avoided baseball sports professionally, right, because Vin Scully translates
every sport. People in basketball talk about him, people in hockey,
people in football. He called football games for a while,
and he was the voice of the Dodgers for I
(01:13):
don't know sixty years, sixty plus years, seventy years. He
was ninety four ninety five when he passed away. There's
the street down near Dodger Stadium is called Vin Scully Avenue.
Vin Scully is probably the best known sportscaster maybe in
the world, in the history of the world. And this guy, Richie,
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had never heard that name before. There are five huge
oversized photos of Vin Scully where Richie preps the show.
There's one behind him. We're Richie's mailboxes. There's a six
or seven foot huge shot of there is okay, Richie
(01:59):
is Richie's producing bellio has a photo of Richie producing
the show and he's looking at a computer screen, and
behind that computer computer screen there's a twelve foot picture
of Vin Scully. He looks at him every days and
never asked who that was? That is? What could we
put that on social medium?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You got to see this photo. This is a guy
who stared at Vin Scully for the last two or
three years every day, A twelve foot picture of him
sitting right there, and he'd never heard that name before.
So we had to make a promo out of it.
Good catch, stefu'sh good catch, Good catch. I had all
these baseball cards. Ben Scully would call the game, and
(02:41):
I moved my baseball cards around.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Here you learning the game from Vin Scully's.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Vin Scully was great man, Richie, you ever heard of
Vin Scully? No idea who that is? Moe Kelly just
put his head down.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
There's a huge picture of him down the hall.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
There's five of them.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
The Tim Conway Junior Show.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's great, Reggie Don't Change, that's great.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
For the radio Live four to seven pm on KFI.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
There you go. Mo Kelly came in because we're doing
the cross talk with Mo Kelly. I've never seen Mo
do this before, and I've known Mo for ten years.
When Richie said he had never heard that name before,
Mo Kelly put his head down on the desk on
the counter here in the studio, just right down and
just rested his head there for thirty seconds. I thought
(03:28):
he passed out. Never heard that name before. Richie's producing
a radio show, not in not only in Los Angeles
where Vin Scully called the games for hit MO more
than my lifetime, but our sister station down the hall
five seventy AM ran the Dodgers for Vin Scully's last
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three or four years, and so every time he came
in the building, he heard that noise, he heard that voice,
and that was Vin Scully. Twenty feet from that door
is where he currently works. Yeah, And you have to
avoid not only professional sports, but you have to avoid entertainment.
You have to avoid the internet. You have to avoid
that sports station because he's still on that sports station.
(04:11):
You have to avoid avoid a lot of things in
life to not know who Vin Scully is. I mean
actively avoid them. Like, for instance, I know a little
bit about who's a Rod used to be dating j
lood right, And I don't follow j Lo at all,
(04:33):
but I've heard stories that she's kind of difficult to
to get along with or difficult to work with. And
I just heard these, you know, crazy stories. But and
I and I'd avoid a lot of j Loo's stuff.
And I know that about her, you know, because you
just hear it, you file it, and you know. And
as a matter of fact, their nickname was a Rod
(04:53):
and a hole for a while when they were dating,
and I knew that. But man, no, man, I find it.
I find it really refreshing that this richie didn't know
who Vin Scully was. I really do, because he's not
clogging up his mind with all this you know nonsense.
(05:15):
I like that. I don't know, you know, the happiest
people I've ever met in my life are the people
who are not are not cluttering their brain with all
kinds of crazy information. We had a guy who he
used to work with over the radio station, and we
used to do a bit called Stump the Monkey. And
(05:39):
I'm not gonna say his name or anything, because he's
a good guy and he's moved on. But we'd asked
this guy simple questions like where he thought the Mile
High City was. I said, where do you think the
Mile High City is? You ever heard that?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Ter?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
He goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, buddy, I've
heard it a lot, Buddy, I love it. Buddy. I said,
where do you think the Mile High City is? And
he says, uh, I don't know. Uh see, like oh no, no, no, See,
the Mile High City is a mile and the altitude
of the city is a mile. It's like over fifty
like fifty four hundred feet or so. So unless there's
(06:13):
a fifty four hundred foot cliff in Seattle and then
Seattle sits above that, that's the wrong answer. And we'd
ask him simple questions like that, like where did you
think where do you think ivory comes from? What do
you think ivory? Where does that come from? When somebody
has an ivory statue or an ivory ash Treverer. Where
is ivory from? He goes, I think that's a plant, buddy, Right,
(06:36):
they grow ivy, I mean ivory ivory, they grow ivory rights.
We also asked him these are some of the just
the some of the better ones. What he thought the
Denver football team was called. What do you think the
Denver football team is called? And he said, I think
it's the Seahawks, buddy, And Doug Steckler put his head
(06:57):
down and he said, there may have never been a
seahawk in the history of Denver. Seahawks usually hang out
on the coast. I don't think there's ever been a
seahawk that has flown fifteen hundred miles to hang out
in Denver. The Seahawks, I think Denver, Buddy, I think wrong.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I think you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand
from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
My mom and dad would take us to Disneyland once
a year, and they would tell us three months or
four months in advance, you know, right around Christmas, Hey,
we're going in on April ninth. She got to behave
and one of my brothers decided not to behave. He
bought itching powder and spread it all over the desks
of all the kids, and they all know And I'm
(07:44):
ninety nine percent sure this happened where the kids, all
the kids' parents had to come pick them up because
they were all itching like crazy, know what it was,
They didn't know what it was, and they're breaking out
in like hives and stuff. And I I'm about ninety
nine ensure that the fire department was called as well
because they were next door, and the paramedics came over
(08:05):
to see to try to figure out what happened, and
they found a box of itching powder in my brother's desk.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I'm starting to understand the three day suspension.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, he's lucky he didn't get expelled.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yeah, I mean that turned into a big deal, right,
because what if those what if one of those kids
was allergic or had a condition or something and you know,
they got swollen eyes or whatever it was or exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And got their lungs and you know it was It's
a big deal, a big deal. So I'm with the
principal and the teacher that there had to be some action. Right,
Normally I'd pick I'd support my brother, but I think
he crossed the line, okay, just barely. So he was
told by my dad, you did this, you got in trouble,
you got caught. You're not going to Disneyland this year.
(08:52):
And I thought, whoo, my dad never ever does stuff
like that ever. So all the kids going there is yes.
And so the morning we're going, you know, you always
wake up early and you have breakfast, and he always
took us out of school to go, so it's a
big special day. You know, he didn't have to go
to school, and we're all going to Disneyland on a
day where we're you know, we're supposed to go to school.
(09:13):
And so Disneyland was fairly empty and you could walk
around and enjoy yourself. And we all get in the
car except my brother with the itching powder, and he
was in the house and he wasn't coming, and I thought, wow,
how far is my dad going to drive down the
block here? Until he turns around and picks this kid
back up and he pulls the car around. We're going
(09:34):
out the driveway and my brother Jake says, hey, Dad,
can you will you stop the car? And my dad
stops the car and my brother says, if my brother's
not going I'm not going. Wow, Jake, isn't that great? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That says a lot about his character.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The greatest guy in the world. He says, if I'm
not if my brother's not going, I'm not going. It
was your reaction, I'm my reaction. Was he more room
for me? Why are we sitting still? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Why did you? Why did you stop? Just slow down, Jake,
get the hell out of here. And and he my
dad ended up taking all of us, right he did. Yeah,
he ended up taking all of us. But there was
such a defining moment in my brother's childhood, right, Like,
he's the only kid that said no, no, we're all going,
or I'm not going. It's just so great. He brings
(10:24):
a tear to my eyes. It really, I mean, really
a special that's consistent with who he was.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
And he is a sweet man, sweetest guy.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
In the wood.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Is really sweet man.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I mean he's obviously he was born in the wrong family.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Well, you're all sweet.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Nah, he's over the top. I mean, he rescues dogs
all the time. He's always upbeat, he doesn't hate anybody,
never gets pissed at anybody. He can just hang up
on a good friend, No way he'd go to the
track with the guy. Right, But he's always always upbeat.
And I don't know how he does it, man, but
you know he works. He doesn't have kids, but they
(10:59):
have like five or six dogs and those dogs are
the world to him. And he's and he's just a
really decent human being, like a really good person. And
you know, of all the brothers and sisters, I think
his his character. I don't know where it was formed,
but somebody had an influence on him that we all
(11:21):
didn't catch. No, he's fourth, fourth fifth city. Yeah, he's fourth,
fourth born, so he's close to the middle there. Yeah,
he's a middle kid out of six. Right, the three
and four are the you know, the two medals. Right.
Do you find that, I don't know how much you've
looked into that. Do you find that.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
That the order of births with all your siblings kind
of go true to form from what we've always heard,
the first in the middle and the last and all that.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
You know what, I don't I'm not really sure what
what those theories are like, is it? I know that
my sister got a lot in life. She was the
first born. Oh, she was the first thing. She's the oldest.
She's we have we have one girl, and then my
dad had five boys. My mom and dad. My mom
had something to do with it too.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
I think the girl thing makes sense, but also the
firstborn thing makes sense. So she got she doubled it.
Oh my god, the privilege. I guess you could say
my dad wrote a song about her. My dad has
never written a song in his life. He wrote a
song about her. And there's a million pictures of her
around around, you know, our house growing up. I think
there's one of me, and try to find one of
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the of the youngest.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
So long man, hear some of the characteristics of the
first middle Okay, so first natural leader, high achiever, organized,
on time, know it all, bossy, responsible adult, pleaser, obeys
the rules the middle That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That wait, it goes slowly again. The firstborn is one.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Natural leader, high achiever, very organized.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Very organized, on time, always know it all. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
I think I think she knows that you guys, when
Thursday nights not Friday nights to tapings.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
No, she didn't know that right, so maybe not not
all of it. She knew bossy uh as a kid.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, get in the wheel. Well that's a.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Little yeah, pretty bossy as a.
Speaker 8 (13:10):
Kid, right, yeah, responsible, yes, yes, adult pleaser, yeah, obeys
the rules.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, pretty much. Okay. She had by the way, she
had a massive, massive bedroom. It was supposed to be
like the master bedroom to the house that we lived
in in the valley, and the rest of the boys
were in one room. Five of us in one room.
And she had a fireplace in her room, a walk
in closet fireplace in her room, and had two different exposures,
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like she looked west and north from her windows.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Two different exposures.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Huge ass room, good for her. And we were all piled.
We had two bunk beds and a car bed, you know.
So we had two bunk beds that we lived in
that we slept in, and my brother had one of
those like speed racer car beds.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh stinky boys.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
God, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I don't know why we put up with that, because
you had to.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well, we could have. We could have. I mean, there's
five of us we could have taken over. You should have.
We should have. We couldn't taken her out.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
Middle child, okay, middle child, flexible, easygoing, social peacemakers, independent
secretive may feel like life is unfair strong, negotiator and generous.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Okay, that's like, yeah, my brother yeah, like like Corey
and and and Jake. Yeah, that's that's kind.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
Of them, right, Okay, the babies of the family, right,
this is Sean risk.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Taker, outgoing, creative, self centered.
Speaker 8 (14:37):
Oh yeah, financial, financially irresponsible, not he's not that, but competitive.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
So far, he's like, you know, eight for nine, yeah,
nine for ten.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Bored, easily, very easily, likes to be pampered. I don't know,
I don't know, sense of humor, very funny. And that
was for those Okay, if you're the only child close
to parents, self control, leader, mature, dependable, demanding, unforgiving, private,
and sensitive.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Wow. Man, oh man, that's wild. How I mean, it's
such a generalization, but man, do they nail it. I
hit a lot of Yeah, I hit a lot of those. Yeah,
that's wild. That's crazy, man, that's a you know that
that the youngest one. I mean, you describe my brother
Sean to the tea, except that he's financially he's not irresponsible.
(15:29):
He owns two restaurants and Steamboat Springs, Colorado here. Okay, Yeah,
I worked up from nothing. He was like a busboy,
so with six.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
You find those ones that are in the middle, they're
they're sort of like a variance of those things.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah yeah, that pretty much nailed them though.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
So there's six kids, the three and four of the
middle one. Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah, well
that's that's so. That's about right. But that's that's wild.
How you can generalize like that, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Forty, where you know, you get you got hit on
by somebody who's really influential in the business, in show
business or you know, really could make your your life better,
you know, with a job promotion and crap like that.
But there was a big agent in Hollywood, agent slash manager,
(16:21):
and I met him.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh I thought you were gonna say, Judy Denton.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Oh no, no, no, no way, Judy and I dated
for three months. What do you mean? No, I'm just kidding.
But I was at with my dad at God. I
think it was like the Our Senial Hall Show. It
was one of those late night talk shows. I know,
it wasn't the Tonight Show. I think it was Our
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Sinial Hall. And that manager was there. He represented some
other big actor or whatever. And we just talking backstage
in the green room and and I didn't even know
the guy was was gay. I thought, you know, we
were just the chit chatting. And he said he had
a poker game at his house every you know, month
or so. He says, a lot of you know, uh,
(17:09):
you know, big Hollywood types show up and we just
played poker for a couple hours. I said, oh, yeah, poker. Yeah,
barely even know and I and I said, uh, I said, yeah,
you know, if I'm in the area, you're playing, and
you know, stop by. And went over there and sure not.
They're like seven people there, and I ended up knowing
(17:30):
like two of them. I knew one was a writer
and the other guy was an actor, and the other
guys were like producers and you know, Hollywood times. And
so we're playing poker. Everyone's you know, drinking, smoking, having
a good time. And then one guy gets up, he goes,
I got you know, kids to take the soccer in
the morning. Guy got to go, so he splits. Another
guy splits, So we're down to like four people and
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we're playing blackjack. So you know, you know, it's not
poker anymore. He can't play poker with three people. So
we're playing blackjack and you know, other games. And it
was for a lot of money. And so I said,
I gotta use your bathroom. So I go to the
bathroom in there for two minutes and I come out
and all the other players have split and this guy's
(18:11):
on the couch with a glass of wine and nothing on. No. Well, no,
he was fully clothed. You know. He wasn't there. We
weren't there yet. And he said, uh, he says, hey,
why don't you sit down and we'll talk about your career?
(18:35):
Right and and then I remember he goes, he goes,
why don't you sit down and we'll talk about your career.
So where's you going to breakfast? Jesus Christ. He's smoked
by everybody tonight, slammer Moon's over my handing. It was
(19:02):
Beverly Hills Hotel was very good. Look, I'm not I'm
not a cheap breakfast. I'm not a Denny's guy. You
know that, d freshman? No, no, no, no, dude, this
is Mimosa time. You know, if you're gonna you know,
hang with t bones.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Speak if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, but I I you know, I was saying, I split.
Not obviously I did split, and now I and you know,
but I always I always thought I wanted to call
like the all the other guys that were playing that
night and go, hey, you know, that move may work
on some of the guys, but I wasn't into it,
and I was I wanted to like call him and go, hey,
(19:49):
did you guys do this with other guys? I mean,
you gout, you know, you set another guy up to
get the you know, and I don't know. That's what
I was wondering about the process.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
When you went to the bathroom, was there a discussion
to be had or the second the door closed to
the bathroom they all grabbed the.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Coats and ran. Obviously there was there was you know,
this has either happened before or he said, hey, you
guys got to get out of here. You know, I
got the I got young te bones to uh to
tackle here. The smoking lamp has been it. But it
was the elevator ride down. It was on a big
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condo complex, like on a you know, twenty twenty four
or something like that. But on the elevator ride down,
I'm like, man, I wonder if like other guys have
you done this or maybe they hang maybe they don't.
And I felt dirty. I felt like I was like,
you know, if he if you know, maybe if he
just said, hey, you know you went too.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
This, you know, but did you question whether you were
sending him signals here?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I thought maybe I let him down.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
You know, if you've left something upstairs and you realized
it when you got to the bottom of the elevator,
which oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh you're like a jacket or coat or something. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know, leave it there. I don't know. I
don't know. That's that's you didn't have cell phones back
then to text him, call or go back there. Yeah,
I buzz him up. I go, hey, I left my
card again up there. Maybe I was given the wrong
(21:31):
leave behind my penny Lovers and Cardigan are still up there.
Can I slide up the Ascott? Yeah? Maybe I was
given them wrong. It's my fault. It's always the guy,
always the.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
I've got I've never had a I've never had the
let's talk about your sort of career or the implication
that I could advance your card.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I never had any of that. I just had.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Straight out well, you never know what you want I
want life until you try a little bit of everything.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I've had that, Orbadeim said to me. Yeah, like somebody
once said to me. They said, hey, are you gay?
And I said, well, I said not now. But you know,
it's a long life. You know, who knows. You never know.
You had a glimpse of a guy and say, hey,
that's your butterflies, and all of a sudden you're off
to the races. What kind of fun? But you know,
(22:21):
but that's but that has happened before. I know a
woman who was married to a guy and she and
I think she's even told the story on the air
before him. I think we had her on and she
told the story. But she was a heterosexual woman with
a guy. I think she had a daughter. And she
was playing tennis one day with another couple and the
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and the woman like hooked up, not hooked up, but
glanced over the other woman and they both approached the
net and they said, look, I'm married and you're married,
but I think I'm supposed to spend the rest of
my life with you. And the other woman said I
had the exact same feeling, and they they both divorced
their husbands and they got married and they're still together today.
That was twenty years ago. Isn't that wild? That's why
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I say it's a long life. You know, you never
know what you want in life, to try a little
bit of everything. I mean, it's you know, I obviously
you know, you know. I think, Look, I'm fifty eight.
I think you know that you know the clock is
uh run out. But I think when you're younger, you know,
especially nowadays, I don't know. You know, you're in a
(23:28):
bar and you look across the you know, the bar,
and you see another guy, go, wow, what happened? That's
kind of weird feeling, right, But I think as you
get older, you're like, you know what, I think it's
just time to go to bed, you know. I think
as you get older, you're you know, you're you're you know,
you get set in your waist. I use the same
detergent I've used since I was a kid. I get
the same haircut, I get the same shoes. You don't.
(23:51):
You don't expand your life, you don't open yourselves up
for new ideas. But if you're young, if you're like eighteen,
nineteen twenty, and you know, it's not a big thing
anymore to be gay. I think that those that kids
nowadays I have not more. I hate to like misphrase it,
but they have.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
They're more open this generation to like everything and anything.
And back when I was growing up, you know, that
just wasn't the case, you know, at all. So nice
to see progress. We weren't part of it, but it's
nice to see, you know, society progressed. You weren't part
of it. Yes, right, I wasn't part of it. You
evidently were church part Yeah, that's right. Did you turn
(24:36):
it all down?
Speaker 9 (24:36):
Cross?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (24:37):
Yeah, yeah, when he had when he said, you never
know what you want, like to try a little, but
everything my responsible since he because he just prior to that,
he had asked me if I was dating anybody, and
I wasn't, but he said because you know, And then
afterwards I said.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yes, it's pretty serious between me and this one girl.
I'm not seeing anybody at the time. That's wild. Everybody
loves Krozier. That's the name of the name of the
new name of the Showbody loves. Everybody loves Cruisier because
everybody loves cruise.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
At one point in the in the industry here in
La the radio industry exects new of me because of
my tight white jeans.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Oh my god, telling you got why why do we
just know this? I've been here for ten years. I've
never explored your tight white gene. Apparently it got around
all right.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
A M six forty the.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Don Pardo competition offsh Have you found the music without lyrics? Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Wow, you want to give us a little of music showing?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
All right? All right, let's you know what's the music
go to sound like? Let's have it in their cans?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Man, all right, yeah you want to that music? Pot,
that's right, it comes on hot buddy, Come on, you
got to bring it on the hot good all right?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Okay, Now we're gonna flip a coin.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Very exciting, see you, very exciting.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, give a coin on you.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I don't think I do.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Nobody has coin on them anymore. Right now, I'm gonna
write on a piece of paper one to ten, and
the closest to it gets to pick, all right, one
to ten? Who goes first? Oh you're asking me, Well, no,
I'm writing a number one to ten. Whoever gets closest
(26:19):
to the number gets to pick whether they go first
or second. All right, all right, to get to pick
who gets the number first. I'm gonna write another number.
So this is the number to get to the number.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
To be able to to be able to get for
the next night.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
All right, mark number one, team one and ten?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
All right? Four?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Four? Krozer? What five? Okay? It was three? So Mark
goes first and picking one one to ten. Okay, okay,
all right, now mark one to ten? And what number
am I writing down?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Six?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Six? Is wrong? Crozier? Three? Oh it's seven. Mark, got it?
Speaker 10 (27:00):
So it's gonna be let Crouch, dude, go first.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
No, no, no, no, no, I get the choice. I
get the choice.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Last. The rule was you get a choice?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
You do?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Didn't hear that part? Yeah, well we can roll it back.
All right here it is good luck Crouch. Alright, music
starts here, I don Crozer.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
It's Saturday Night Long with Danaccarvey, still Harder, Nor McDonald,
Lorraine Newman.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
Eddie Murphy, MYA Rudolph with musical guests who.
Speaker 12 (27:59):
Were and your host Steve Martin, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Steve Martin. That was really good, dude, That really was
you really stuck the landing.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
That was so cool, man, dude.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
That was really good.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Hey, I learned from the best. All right, Wow, that's Crozier.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
I don't have any water or anything. This is tough.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
And he was good doing his Don pardell Man and
now it's Mark Pardo. All right, you ready, you're ready?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, who.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Bring that music on the hot trying to bury my
bury me under the music. It'll be better that way.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Music starts, and here it is Mark Thompson is Don Pardo.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
It's Saturday Night with Tana Carvey, Phil Hartman McDonald, Ally Newman.
Speaker 10 (29:12):
And Morti, Michael Rudolph, with musical guest Queen.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
And the host Steve Martin. Old ladies and gentlemen. Steve Martin.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
All right, Mark, I really love what I loved about
it was your professionals some shows because you had the just.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
The slight little nuances that Don used.
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Yeah, he's got that little when he does live, he'll
go live.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
You know like that that little thing.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, very good. All right, now we all get to vote.
All right, all right, let's start with the Steph Erni
who knocked it out. Krozier or Mark Thompson. I liked Krozier.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Crozier, Yeah, you're sweet. I think you stuck the landing.
I liked it too.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Somebody who knows there's only a guy who's here one
night a week, and a guy here is five nights,
five nights a week. It would be a long week,
all right, Bellio Crozier or Mark Thompson.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm going with Mark, Mark.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Angel Martinez. I'm going with CROWL. Crozier, all right, and
I'm going with Mark Thompson. So it's so it's it's
a dead heat. It's a dead heat, as it should be.
So the audience has to this, oh my god, all right, yeah,
(30:55):
let's put up on Twitter. All right, but it's up
on Twitter. Okay. We put the audio up as well, or.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Or just as soon as I get it, we will, right.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
So the audience will decide. We'll know by ten o'clock
who is the better? Don pardoh well, and I thought they.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Were both, Yeah, but it's neither better.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
There was a cool individual take each of us had
on the thing.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I thought it was great, and Krozer, for you not
to have ever done that before tonight exactly. That's wild. Dude, man,
that is crazy. You got an ear for that. You
got to quit radio, make some money. I mean you
can do impressions, dude, Yeah, you got the other. What
is the other one you do? Felix the cat, Felix
the Cat, Yeah, somebody else.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I don't even know what. Phelix the cat sounds.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Like, he goes we lasted. Yeah, no, no, but no
you do. Who's the Martin and Lewis? Jerry Lewis right, right,
Jerry Lewis right, that's a hot one. Right, Yeah, go
out there, Don Pardo and Jerry Lewis factory.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Have Don Pardo introduced Jerry Lewis.
Speaker 10 (32:02):
You come up that impressions do they turn around and
they know you're Jerry.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Lewis, right, you had a cigarette, now you're Jerry Lewe.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Play maybe older demos on that though, thought.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, I think it's a cruise. I think you're a
you know, Alaska cruise after summer when the old people
come out. Yeah. Yeah, oh that's great though. Congratulations of
both you. You both sounded hotter and hell. I know
it is a fierce competition, but you both showed up.
He went fifteen rounds. Yeah, you know, a good offense
takes care of a good defense. I thought it was
(32:35):
thought you just let him play on the field and
the you know, players will take care of themselves, right. Yeah,
it was hot MANOK.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
The idea of doing anything like that with with Mark
Thompson is is an achievement in my head as far
as I'm concerned.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, that's a street. We're live on kf I AM
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It's KMF I am six forty and you're listening to
the Conway Show on demand on the iHeartRadio app. Pretension Bellio.
Are you with us? There's no camera on Billio? No
right now? Can okay? How old is Richie? Do you
think Richie who works with us on I don't know
Wednesday and Thursday? How old is Richie?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
He's in his early thirties.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Early thirties. Wow, General Dana, you know who Vin Scully is?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Of course he do?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Okay? Well, Richie who works with us as a producer,
he'd never heard that name before yesterday. You never heard
the name Vin Scully never. Do you know how many
different all right areas in life that you have to
avoid not to have heard that name, You had to
(00:52):
have avoided baseball sports professionally, right, because Vin Scully translates
every sport. People in basketball talk about him, people in hockey,
people in football. He called football games for a while,
and he was the voice of the Dodgers for I
(01:13):
don't know sixty years, sixty plus years, seventy years. He
was ninety four ninety five when he passed away. There's
the street down near Dodger Stadium is called Vin Scully Avenue.
Vin Scully is probably the best known sportscaster maybe in
the world, in the history of the world. And this guy, Richie,
(01:36):
had never heard that name before. There are five huge
oversized photos of Vin Scully where Richie preps the show.
There's one behind him. We're Richie's mailboxes. There's a six
or seven foot huge shot of there is okay, Richie
(01:59):
is Richie's producing bellio has a photo of Richie producing
the show and he's looking at a computer screen, and
behind that computer computer screen there's a twelve foot picture
of Vin Scully. He looks at him every days and
never asked who that was? That is? What could we
put that on social medium?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
You got to see this photo. This is a guy
who stared at Vin Scully for the last two or
three years every day, A twelve foot picture of him
sitting right there, and he'd never heard that name before.
So we had to make a promo out of it.
Good catch, stefu'sh good catch, Good catch. I had all
these baseball cards. Ben Scully would call the game, and
(02:41):
I moved my baseball cards around.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Here you learning the game from Vin Scully's.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Vin Scully was great man, Richie, you ever heard of
Vin Scully? No idea who that is? Moe Kelly just
put his head down.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
There's a huge picture of him down the hall.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
There's five of them.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
The Tim Conway Junior Show.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
That's great, Reggie Don't Change, that's great.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
For the radio Live four to seven pm on KFI.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
There you go. Mo Kelly came in because we're doing
the cross talk with Mo Kelly. I've never seen Mo
do this before, and I've known Mo for ten years.
When Richie said he had never heard that name before,
Mo Kelly put his head down on the desk on
the counter here in the studio, just right down and
just rested his head there for thirty seconds. I thought
(03:28):
he passed out. Never heard that name before. Richie's producing
a radio show, not in not only in Los Angeles
where Vin Scully called the games for hit MO more
than my lifetime, but our sister station down the hall
five seventy AM ran the Dodgers for Vin Scully's last
(03:48):
three or four years, and so every time he came
in the building, he heard that noise, he heard that voice,
and that was Vin Scully. Twenty feet from that door
is where he currently works. Yeah, And you have to
avoid not only professional sports, but you have to avoid entertainment.
You have to avoid the internet. You have to avoid
that sports station because he's still on that sports station.
(04:11):
You have to avoid avoid a lot of things in
life to not know who Vin Scully is. I mean
actively avoid them. Like, for instance, I know a little
bit about who's a Rod used to be dating j
lood right, And I don't follow j Lo at all,
(04:33):
but I've heard stories that she's kind of difficult to
to get along with or difficult to work with. And
I just heard these, you know, crazy stories. But and
I and I'd avoid a lot of j Loo's stuff.
And I know that about her, you know, because you
just hear it, you file it, and you know. And
as a matter of fact, their nickname was a Rod
(04:53):
and a hole for a while when they were dating,
and I knew that. But man, no, man, I find it.
I find it really refreshing that this richie didn't know
who Vin Scully was. I really do, because he's not
clogging up his mind with all this you know nonsense.
(05:15):
I like that. I don't know, you know, the happiest
people I've ever met in my life are the people
who are not are not cluttering their brain with all
kinds of crazy information. We had a guy who he
used to work with over the radio station, and we
used to do a bit called Stump the Monkey. And
(05:39):
I'm not gonna say his name or anything, because he's
a good guy and he's moved on. But we'd asked
this guy simple questions like where he thought the Mile
High City was. I said, where do you think the
Mile High City is? You ever heard that?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Ter?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
He goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey, buddy, I've
heard it a lot, Buddy, I love it. Buddy. I said,
where do you think the Mile High City is? And
he says, uh, I don't know. Uh see, like oh no, no, no, See,
the Mile High City is a mile and the altitude
of the city is a mile. It's like over fifty
like fifty four hundred feet or so. So unless there's
(06:13):
a fifty four hundred foot cliff in Seattle and then
Seattle sits above that, that's the wrong answer. And we'd
ask him simple questions like that, like where did you
think where do you think ivory comes from? What do
you think ivory? Where does that come from? When somebody
has an ivory statue or an ivory ash Treverer. Where
is ivory from? He goes, I think that's a plant, buddy, Right,
(06:36):
they grow ivy, I mean ivory ivory, they grow ivory rights.
We also asked him these are some of the just
the some of the better ones. What he thought the
Denver football team was called. What do you think the
Denver football team is called? And he said, I think
it's the Seahawks, buddy, And Doug Steckler put his head
(06:57):
down and he said, there may have never been a
seahawk in the history of Denver. Seahawks usually hang out
on the coast. I don't think there's ever been a
seahawk that has flown fifteen hundred miles to hang out
in Denver. The Seahawks, I think Denver, Buddy, I think wrong.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
I think you're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand
from KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
My mom and dad would take us to Disneyland once
a year, and they would tell us three months or
four months in advance, you know, right around Christmas, Hey,
we're going in on April ninth. She got to behave
and one of my brothers decided not to behave. He
bought itching powder and spread it all over the desks
of all the kids, and they all know And I'm
(07:44):
ninety nine percent sure this happened where the kids, all
the kids' parents had to come pick them up because
they were all itching like crazy, know what it was,
They didn't know what it was, and they're breaking out
in like hives and stuff. And I I'm about ninety
nine ensure that the fire department was called as well
because they were next door, and the paramedics came over
(08:05):
to see to try to figure out what happened, and
they found a box of itching powder in my brother's desk.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I'm starting to understand the three day suspension.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, he's lucky he didn't get expelled.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Yeah, I mean that turned into a big deal, right,
because what if those what if one of those kids
was allergic or had a condition or something and you know,
they got swollen eyes or whatever it was or exactly.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
And got their lungs and you know it was It's
a big deal, a big deal. So I'm with the
principal and the teacher that there had to be some action. Right,
Normally I'd pick I'd support my brother, but I think
he crossed the line, okay, just barely. So he was
told by my dad, you did this, you got in trouble,
you got caught. You're not going to Disneyland this year.
(08:52):
And I thought, whoo, my dad never ever does stuff
like that ever. So all the kids going there is yes.
And so the morning we're going, you know, you always
wake up early and you have breakfast, and he always
took us out of school to go, so it's a
big special day. You know, he didn't have to go
to school, and we're all going to Disneyland on a
day where we're you know, we're supposed to go to school.
(09:13):
And so Disneyland was fairly empty and you could walk
around and enjoy yourself. And we all get in the
car except my brother with the itching powder, and he
was in the house and he wasn't coming, and I thought, wow,
how far is my dad going to drive down the
block here? Until he turns around and picks this kid
back up and he pulls the car around. We're going
(09:34):
out the driveway and my brother Jake says, hey, Dad,
can you will you stop the car? And my dad
stops the car and my brother says, if my brother's
not going I'm not going. Wow, Jake, isn't that great? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
That says a lot about his character.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
The greatest guy in the world. He says, if I'm
not if my brother's not going, I'm not going. It
was your reaction, I'm my reaction. Was he more room
for me? Why are we sitting still? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Dad?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Why did you? Why did you stop? Just slow down, Jake,
get the hell out of here. And and he my
dad ended up taking all of us, right he did. Yeah,
he ended up taking all of us. But there was
such a defining moment in my brother's childhood, right, Like,
he's the only kid that said no, no, we're all going,
or I'm not going. It's just so great. He brings
(10:24):
a tear to my eyes. It really, I mean, really
a special that's consistent with who he was.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
And he is a sweet man, sweetest guy.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
In the wood.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Is really sweet man.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
I mean he's obviously he was born in the wrong family.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Well, you're all sweet.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Nah, he's over the top. I mean, he rescues dogs
all the time. He's always upbeat, he doesn't hate anybody,
never gets pissed at anybody. He can just hang up
on a good friend, No way he'd go to the
track with the guy. Right, But he's always always upbeat.
And I don't know how he does it, man, but
you know he works. He doesn't have kids, but they
(10:59):
have like five or six dogs and those dogs are
the world to him. And he's and he's just a
really decent human being, like a really good person. And
you know, of all the brothers and sisters, I think
his his character. I don't know where it was formed,
but somebody had an influence on him that we all
(11:21):
didn't catch. No, he's fourth, fourth fifth city. Yeah, he's fourth,
fourth born, so he's close to the middle there. Yeah,
he's a middle kid out of six. Right, the three
and four are the you know, the two medals. Right.
Do you find that, I don't know how much you've
looked into that. Do you find that.
Speaker 7 (11:40):
That the order of births with all your siblings kind
of go true to form from what we've always heard,
the first in the middle and the last and all that.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
You know what, I don't I'm not really sure what
what those theories are like, is it? I know that
my sister got a lot in life. She was the
first born. Oh, she was the first thing. She's the oldest.
She's we have we have one girl, and then my
dad had five boys. My mom and dad. My mom
had something to do with it too.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
I think the girl thing makes sense, but also the
firstborn thing makes sense. So she got she doubled it.
Oh my god, the privilege. I guess you could say
my dad wrote a song about her. My dad has
never written a song in his life. He wrote a
song about her. And there's a million pictures of her
around around, you know, our house growing up. I think
there's one of me, and try to find one of
(12:26):
the of the youngest.
Speaker 8 (12:27):
So long man, hear some of the characteristics of the
first middle Okay, so first natural leader, high achiever, organized,
on time, know it all, bossy, responsible adult, pleaser, obeys
the rules the middle That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
That wait, it goes slowly again. The firstborn is one.
Speaker 8 (12:44):
Natural leader, high achiever, very organized.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Very organized, on time, always know it all. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
I think I think she knows that you guys, when
Thursday nights not Friday nights to tapings.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
No, she didn't know that right, so maybe not not
all of it. She knew bossy uh as a kid.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, get in the wheel. Well that's a.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Little yeah, pretty bossy as a.
Speaker 8 (13:10):
Kid, right, yeah, responsible, yes, yes, adult pleaser, yeah, obeys
the rules.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, pretty much. Okay. She had by the way, she
had a massive, massive bedroom. It was supposed to be
like the master bedroom to the house that we lived
in in the valley, and the rest of the boys
were in one room. Five of us in one room.
And she had a fireplace in her room, a walk
in closet fireplace in her room, and had two different exposures,
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like she looked west and north from her windows.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Two different exposures.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Huge ass room, good for her. And we were all piled.
We had two bunk beds and a car bed, you know.
So we had two bunk beds that we lived in
that we slept in, and my brother had one of
those like speed racer car beds.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Oh stinky boys.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
God, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I don't know why we put up with that, because
you had to.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Well, we could have. We could have. I mean, there's
five of us we could have taken over. You should have.
We should have. We couldn't taken her out.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
Middle child, okay, middle child, flexible, easygoing, social peacemakers, independent
secretive may feel like life is unfair strong, negotiator and generous.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Okay, that's like, yeah, my brother yeah, like like Corey
and and and Jake. Yeah, that's that's kind.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
Of them, right, Okay, the babies of the family, right,
this is Sean risk.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
Taker, outgoing, creative, self centered.
Speaker 8 (14:37):
Oh yeah, financial, financially irresponsible, not he's not that, but competitive.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
So far, he's like, you know, eight for nine, yeah,
nine for ten.
Speaker 8 (14:49):
Bored, easily, very easily, likes to be pampered. I don't know,
I don't know, sense of humor, very funny. And that
was for those Okay, if you're the only child close
to parents, self control, leader, mature, dependable, demanding, unforgiving, private,
and sensitive.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Wow. Man, oh man, that's wild. How I mean, it's
such a generalization, but man, do they nail it. I
hit a lot of Yeah, I hit a lot of those. Yeah,
that's wild. That's crazy, man, that's a you know that
that the youngest one. I mean, you describe my brother
Sean to the tea, except that he's financially he's not irresponsible.
(15:29):
He owns two restaurants and Steamboat Springs, Colorado here. Okay, Yeah,
I worked up from nothing. He was like a busboy,
so with six.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
You find those ones that are in the middle, they're
they're sort of like a variance of those things.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah yeah, that pretty much nailed them though.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
So there's six kids, the three and four of the
middle one. Yeah, yeah, I guess so. Yeah, yeah, well
that's that's so. That's about right. But that's that's wild.
How you can generalize like that, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from kf
I Am six.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Forty, where you know, you get you got hit on
by somebody who's really influential in the business, in show
business or you know, really could make your your life better,
you know, with a job promotion and crap like that.
But there was a big agent in Hollywood, agent slash manager,
(16:21):
and I met him.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Oh I thought you were gonna say, Judy Denton.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Oh no, no, no, no way, Judy and I dated
for three months. What do you mean? No, I'm just kidding.
But I was at with my dad at God. I
think it was like the Our Senial Hall Show. It
was one of those late night talk shows. I know,
it wasn't the Tonight Show. I think it was Our
(16:47):
Sinial Hall. And that manager was there. He represented some
other big actor or whatever. And we just talking backstage
in the green room and and I didn't even know
the guy was was gay. I thought, you know, we
were just the chit chatting. And he said he had
a poker game at his house every you know, month
or so. He says, a lot of you know, uh,
(17:09):
you know, big Hollywood types show up and we just
played poker for a couple hours. I said, oh, yeah, poker. Yeah,
barely even know and I and I said, uh, I said, yeah,
you know, if I'm in the area, you're playing, and
you know, stop by. And went over there and sure not.
They're like seven people there, and I ended up knowing
(17:30):
like two of them. I knew one was a writer
and the other guy was an actor, and the other
guys were like producers and you know, Hollywood times. And
so we're playing poker. Everyone's you know, drinking, smoking, having
a good time. And then one guy gets up, he goes,
I got you know, kids to take the soccer in
the morning. Guy got to go, so he splits. Another
guy splits, So we're down to like four people and
(17:51):
we're playing blackjack. So you know, you know, it's not
poker anymore. He can't play poker with three people. So
we're playing blackjack and you know, other games. And it
was for a lot of money. And so I said,
I gotta use your bathroom. So I go to the
bathroom in there for two minutes and I come out
and all the other players have split and this guy's
(18:11):
on the couch with a glass of wine and nothing on. No. Well, no,
he was fully clothed. You know. He wasn't there. We
weren't there yet. And he said, uh, he says, hey,
why don't you sit down and we'll talk about your career?
(18:35):
Right and and then I remember he goes, he goes,
why don't you sit down and we'll talk about your career.
So where's you going to breakfast? Jesus Christ. He's smoked
by everybody tonight, slammer Moon's over my handing. It was
(19:02):
Beverly Hills Hotel was very good. Look, I'm not I'm
not a cheap breakfast. I'm not a Denny's guy. You
know that, d freshman? No, no, no, no, dude, this
is Mimosa time. You know, if you're gonna you know,
hang with t bones.
Speaker 3 (19:24):
Speak if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
No, but I I you know, I was saying, I split.
Not obviously I did split, and now I and you know,
but I always I always thought I wanted to call
like the all the other guys that were playing that
night and go, hey, you know, that move may work
on some of the guys, but I wasn't into it,
and I was I wanted to like call him and go, hey,
(19:49):
did you guys do this with other guys? I mean,
you gout, you know, you set another guy up to
get the you know, and I don't know. That's what
I was wondering about the process.
Speaker 7 (19:57):
When you went to the bathroom, was there a discussion
to be had or the second the door closed to
the bathroom they all grabbed the.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Coats and ran. Obviously there was there was you know,
this has either happened before or he said, hey, you
guys got to get out of here. You know, I
got the I got young te bones to uh to
tackle here. The smoking lamp has been it. But it
was the elevator ride down. It was on a big
(20:25):
condo complex, like on a you know, twenty twenty four
or something like that. But on the elevator ride down,
I'm like, man, I wonder if like other guys have
you done this or maybe they hang maybe they don't.
And I felt dirty. I felt like I was like,
you know, if he if you know, maybe if he
just said, hey, you know you went too.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
This, you know, but did you question whether you were
sending him signals here?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
I thought maybe I let him down.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
You know, if you've left something upstairs and you realized
it when you got to the bottom of the elevator,
which oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Oh you're like a jacket or coat or something. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know, leave it there. I don't know. I
don't know. That's that's you didn't have cell phones back
then to text him, call or go back there. Yeah,
I buzz him up. I go, hey, I left my
card again up there. Maybe I was given the wrong
(21:31):
leave behind my penny Lovers and Cardigan are still up there.
Can I slide up the Ascott? Yeah? Maybe I was
given them wrong. It's my fault. It's always the guy,
always the.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
I've got I've never had a I've never had the
let's talk about your sort of career or the implication
that I could advance your card.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
I never had any of that. I just had.
Speaker 7 (21:54):
Straight out well, you never know what you want I
want life until you try a little bit of everything.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I've had that, Orbadeim said to me. Yeah, like somebody
once said to me. They said, hey, are you gay?
And I said, well, I said not now. But you know,
it's a long life. You know, who knows. You never know.
You had a glimpse of a guy and say, hey,
that's your butterflies, and all of a sudden you're off
to the races. What kind of fun? But you know,
(22:21):
but that's but that has happened before. I know a
woman who was married to a guy and she and
I think she's even told the story on the air
before him. I think we had her on and she
told the story. But she was a heterosexual woman with
a guy. I think she had a daughter. And she
was playing tennis one day with another couple and the
(22:44):
and the woman like hooked up, not hooked up, but
glanced over the other woman and they both approached the
net and they said, look, I'm married and you're married,
but I think I'm supposed to spend the rest of
my life with you. And the other woman said I
had the exact same feeling, and they they both divorced
their husbands and they got married and they're still together today.
That was twenty years ago. Isn't that wild? That's why
(23:07):
I say it's a long life. You know, you never
know what you want in life, to try a little
bit of everything. I mean, it's you know, I obviously
you know, you know. I think, Look, I'm fifty eight.
I think you know that you know the clock is
uh run out. But I think when you're younger, you know,
especially nowadays, I don't know. You know, you're in a
(23:28):
bar and you look across the you know, the bar,
and you see another guy, go, wow, what happened? That's
kind of weird feeling, right, But I think as you
get older, you're like, you know what, I think it's
just time to go to bed, you know. I think
as you get older, you're you know, you're you're you know,
you get set in your waist. I use the same
detergent I've used since I was a kid. I get
the same haircut, I get the same shoes. You don't.
(23:51):
You don't expand your life, you don't open yourselves up
for new ideas. But if you're young, if you're like eighteen,
nineteen twenty, and you know, it's not a big thing
anymore to be gay. I think that those that kids
nowadays I have not more. I hate to like misphrase it,
but they have.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
They're more open this generation to like everything and anything.
And back when I was growing up, you know, that
just wasn't the case, you know, at all. So nice
to see progress. We weren't part of it, but it's
nice to see, you know, society progressed. You weren't part
of it. Yes, right, I wasn't part of it. You
evidently were church part Yeah, that's right. Did you turn
(24:36):
it all down?
Speaker 9 (24:36):
Cross?
Speaker 5 (24:36):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (24:37):
Yeah, yeah, when he had when he said, you never
know what you want, like to try a little, but
everything my responsible since he because he just prior to that,
he had asked me if I was dating anybody, and
I wasn't, but he said because you know, And then
afterwards I said.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yes, it's pretty serious between me and this one girl.
I'm not seeing anybody at the time. That's wild. Everybody
loves Krozier. That's the name of the name of the
new name of the Showbody loves. Everybody loves Cruisier because
everybody loves cruise.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
At one point in the in the industry here in
La the radio industry exects new of me because of
my tight white jeans.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Oh my god, telling you got why why do we
just know this? I've been here for ten years. I've
never explored your tight white gene. Apparently it got around
all right.
Speaker 4 (25:26):
You're listening to Tim Conway Junior on demand from KFI
A M six forty the.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
Don Pardo competition offsh Have you found the music without lyrics? Yes, sir?
Speaker 3 (25:36):
Wow, you want to give us a little of music showing?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
All right? All right, let's you know what's the music
go to sound like? Let's have it in their cans?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (25:43):
Man, all right, yeah you want to that music? Pot,
that's right, it comes on hot buddy, Come on, you
got to bring it on the hot good all right?
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Okay, Now we're gonna flip a coin.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Very exciting, see you, very exciting.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, give a coin on you.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I don't think I do.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
Nobody has coin on them anymore. Right now, I'm gonna
write on a piece of paper one to ten, and
the closest to it gets to pick, all right, one
to ten? Who goes first? Oh you're asking me, Well, no,
I'm writing a number one to ten. Whoever gets closest
(26:19):
to the number gets to pick whether they go first
or second. All right, all right, to get to pick
who gets the number first. I'm gonna write another number.
So this is the number to get to the number.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
To be able to to be able to get for
the next night.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
All right, mark number one, team one and ten?
Speaker 3 (26:38):
All right? Four?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Four? Krozer? What five? Okay? It was three? So Mark
goes first and picking one one to ten. Okay, okay,
all right, now mark one to ten? And what number
am I writing down?
Speaker 3 (26:53):
Six?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Six? Is wrong? Crozier? Three? Oh it's seven. Mark, got it?
Speaker 10 (27:00):
So it's gonna be let Crouch, dude, go first.
Speaker 3 (27:07):
No, no, no, no, no, I get the choice. I
get the choice.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Last. The rule was you get a choice?
Speaker 3 (27:13):
You do?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Didn't hear that part? Yeah, well we can roll it back.
All right here it is good luck Crouch. Alright, music
starts here, I don Crozer.
Speaker 9 (27:34):
It's Saturday Night Long with Danaccarvey, still Harder, Nor McDonald,
Lorraine Newman.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
Eddie Murphy, MYA Rudolph with musical guests who.
Speaker 12 (27:59):
Were and your host Steve Martin, Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Steve Martin. That was really good, dude, That really was
you really stuck the landing.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
That was so cool, man, dude.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
That was really good.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Hey, I learned from the best. All right, Wow, that's Crozier.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
I don't have any water or anything. This is tough.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
And he was good doing his Don pardell Man and
now it's Mark Pardo. All right, you ready, you're ready?
Speaker 3 (28:37):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, who.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Bring that music on the hot trying to bury my
bury me under the music. It'll be better that way.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
Music starts, and here it is Mark Thompson is Don Pardo.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
It's Saturday Night with Tana Carvey, Phil Hartman McDonald, Ally Newman.
Speaker 10 (29:12):
And Morti, Michael Rudolph, with musical guest Queen.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
And the host Steve Martin. Old ladies and gentlemen. Steve Martin.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
All right, Mark, I really love what I loved about
it was your professionals some shows because you had the just.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
The slight little nuances that Don used.
Speaker 10 (29:46):
Yeah, he's got that little when he does live, he'll
go live.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
You know like that that little thing.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah, very good. All right, now we all get to vote.
All right, all right, let's start with the Steph Erni
who knocked it out. Krozier or Mark Thompson. I liked Krozier.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
Crozier, Yeah, you're sweet. I think you stuck the landing.
I liked it too.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Somebody who knows there's only a guy who's here one
night a week, and a guy here is five nights,
five nights a week. It would be a long week,
all right, Bellio Crozier or Mark Thompson.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
I'm going with Mark, Mark.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Angel Martinez. I'm going with CROWL. Crozier, all right, and
I'm going with Mark Thompson. So it's so it's it's
a dead heat. It's a dead heat, as it should be.
So the audience has to this, oh my god, all right, yeah,
(30:55):
let's put up on Twitter. All right, but it's up
on Twitter. Okay. We put the audio up as well, or.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Or just as soon as I get it, we will, right.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
So the audience will decide. We'll know by ten o'clock
who is the better? Don pardoh well, and I thought they.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
Were both, Yeah, but it's neither better.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
There was a cool individual take each of us had
on the thing.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I thought it was great, and Krozer, for you not
to have ever done that before tonight exactly. That's wild. Dude, man,
that is crazy. You got an ear for that. You
got to quit radio, make some money. I mean you
can do impressions, dude, Yeah, you got the other. What
is the other one you do? Felix the cat, Felix
the Cat, Yeah, somebody else.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
I don't even know what. Phelix the cat sounds.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Like, he goes we lasted. Yeah, no, no, but no
you do. Who's the Martin and Lewis? Jerry Lewis right, right,
Jerry Lewis right, that's a hot one. Right, Yeah, go
out there, Don Pardo and Jerry Lewis factory.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Have Don Pardo introduced Jerry Lewis.
Speaker 10 (32:02):
You come up that impressions do they turn around and
they know you're Jerry.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Lewis, right, you had a cigarette, now you're Jerry Lewe.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Play maybe older demos on that though, thought.
Speaker 1 (32:13):
Yeah, I think it's a cruise. I think you're a
you know, Alaska cruise after summer when the old people
come out. Yeah. Yeah, oh that's great though. Congratulations of
both you. You both sounded hotter and hell. I know
it is a fierce competition, but you both showed up.
He went fifteen rounds. Yeah, you know, a good offense
takes care of a good defense. I thought it was
(32:35):
thought you just let him play on the field and
the you know, players will take care of themselves, right. Yeah,
it was hot MANOK.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
The idea of doing anything like that with with Mark
Thompson is is an achievement in my head as far
as I'm concerned.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah, that's a street. We're live on kf I AM
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