Episode 3.11

On this episode we find out why one of our league mates has not been setting their lineup every week!

Episode Transcript

(00:11):
President Putin, you have urgentcall from American President
Donald Trump. Yet he probably wants me to
agree to another ceasefire with Ukraine.
Fine, now patch him in. Yet I said patch him in.
Bad buddy, we got to talk. Listen, Christian McCaffrey, you

(00:35):
don't need him. You're already stacked at
running back. Let's make a deal.
But he's cause points, many points.
Why would I give him away? President Putin, you have
another urgent call from ChinesePresident Xi Jinping.
What did he say? Is that Bing calling?
Don't answer it. Flat don't answer it.

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Patch him in. You have a trade me a Christian
macabre right now. We propose fair trade offer
ioffer tire rig here in Travis Kersey 2 for one very strong
very fast. I'll throw in my homes all

(01:19):
right, plus a lifetime. Mar Lago access Vladdy.
Think about it, Golf Sun, no sanctions.
Stunting. But McCaffrey?
He's like a Siberian tiger. Rare, Powerful.
Elusive. He is also a injured, often not

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reliable like Western promises. That's true.
Very smart G, but let's be real.Glad you're not making the
playoffs with that quarterback room.
Take the deal. Be aware President Putin, French
President Emmanuel Macron is on the line with an urgent call.
Patchman. Oh, we, we, President Putin.

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I need a Salin running back. Karishi Mccabri looks very
enticing. You're too late, puss puss.
Go back to your croissants and leave the trades to the men.
You have a call from your cousinraping with original rules from
a primary podcast. I have a goal now.

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If he gives Macavory to Trump, Iwill bomb Taiwan's most popular
children's school bearing. Whoa, that escalated fast.
Suck it round me, Mama. Yet oh I love this fantasy
league da da da yet. 740 Prime League forecast.

(03:25):
Clutch kicker, the defensive grind sets the QB forces
turnovers like this ball mine. Who gonna win it all?
I'm not quite sure. Don't know.
Is it in your girls guts? A-Team Succeedo team Donkey
puncher humps a Snoop Balone andwe have grateful Zed squaring
off and let it rain Improved versus Small Lebowski.

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Who gonna feel the pain? Spider Man versus Waldo.
Rockets who gonna do their thingin that prime time?
Slow down that completes this race.
Fantasy football team first teamteam face prime time.

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All right, guys, welcome in It'sseason 3, episode 11, week nine
of the Prime League podcast. I'm one of your Co host, Justin
Humphreys, owner of the CarnegieCookie Monsters, and I'm joined
by he's ghoulish, he's ghastly, and he raps very fastly.

(04:46):
The voice of the Prime League Podcast, Justin Biggs.
What's up, gang? It's been a nice couple of weeks
on the show with you guys. There's been a lot going on
between the presidents and, you know, these United Nations and,
you know, dating shows and and all that, man, things of that
nature and, you know, your traditional fantasy football

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man. So I'm glad to be.
Here. Thanks, big.
It's always a pleasure to have you also joining us tonight.
He's big, he's scary and his balls are really hairy.
The Co Commission self, Jason Ryan, owner of a team.
I forget the name of his team though.
Jason, welcome in, buddy. Niet, duh, niet.

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Jason, there is a striking resemblance to Vladimir Putin
also joining us tonight. You know him.
He's big, he's small and his head is bald.
He is the Commish Shane McClain,owner of the Sanford Scrubbers,
the Scrub Daddies. Owner of a team.

(05:54):
Owner of a. Team welcome, Shane.
Welcome. Also what I mean, what would we
do without him? We'd probably save a lot of time
on unnecessary steps, but he's he's he's always in.
He never quits in his beard. It always splits.
He's the producer. He's he's the producer of the

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Prime League podcast. Tim O Halleck, Tim, welcome in.
The gays are on the right side of history.
And also we also have a special guest.

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I think he, I think he's, I think he's in with us now.
We have a special guest this evening, owner of Team Jay
Sestito, Jim Jam Jimmy Sestito joins us via FaceTime.
Jim, how's it going? Shop everybody.
What's up? Hey, awesome.
Jim, what up Jim? What's what's going on?

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Were you trick or treating tonight or what's what's going
on? Nah, man, that's tomorrow, OK?
Awesome. Well the only reason I asked we
were we trick or treated. Tonight we're out trick or
treating. It's very Halloweeny.
What about you guys? Any Halloween festivities going
on around your corners of the world today?

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No, nothing here. Our Halloween is Saturday.
Just another October night over in these parts.
That's spider Man here, Panda. Nice.
Anybody watching any scary movies?
I watched Halloween H2O and Halloween Resurrection
back-to-back the other day and Ididn't realize how corny.

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You know, we watched them back in the day.
They were like vaguely scary, but watching them back now,
they're so corny. H2O.
Is too. Rough.
Doesn't H2O have LL Cool J in it?
Yeah, H2O doesn't say enough. Right there.
The rhymes. Too.
Yeah, Busta Rhymes, but. Wait, wait, wait.
That. Was that was during LL Cool J's

(08:09):
resurrection? He had a few dope movie features
around that time. If you remember he was in deep
blue sea. Remember with Thomas Jane he
played that. Was actually a good movie.
Yeah, too deep. A2D what else was around that
time? I think he was in SWAT as well
around. SWAT That was actually a good
movie, him and Colin. Farrell yes, right.

(08:30):
Great. SWAT was one of my favorites
back then. They tried to turn into ATV
show. It was terrible.
It was, but it was originally ATV show back in the day.
Back. Oh, was it?
Well, they tried to turn it backinto ATV show.
It was terrible. So yeah, any how about you guys?
Any scary movies? Anybody watching scary movies
recently? We've been watching scary movies
relentlessly since like mid-september, dude.

(08:52):
What's the scariest? You guys have seen?
I haven't seen anything that's really chilled me to the bone
this year, which is really driving me crazy honestly,
because I've been watching certain things I thought would
do it and it hasn't done it. Watched all three Terror Fires.
They weren't good movies. Dude, they're terrible.
Gore we. Gave up.
We gave up. We watched 20 minutes of the
first one and quit. I watched a girl get cut in

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half. I watched a dude get cut in
half. Dude, you, you want to know
what's scary? All right, so we watched.
The right, but it is a lot of gore.
Like it's not, you know? It's just nonsense.
We watched the Ed Gein monster, watched the first Halloween, Rob
Zombie Halloween. That's a good one.

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I don't see neither of those yet.
The first ones good, the second one reaches too far I.
Agree the second. 1 is a little off.
First one is definitely no question solid solid.
Film. Biggs, do you remember we
watched House with 1000 Corpses at Jacqueline's house like
fucking 23 years ago? Yes. 1000 corpses.
That's a classic right there, Weapons.

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Yeah, Weapons is out on HBO. I watched.
Weapons last night, dude. Weapons is good.
It's not particularly scary, butit's a good movie.
It's a thinker. It's definitely weird.
I liked it. It's not my ally.
It. I don't know, it's not about the
ending. Rubbed me the wrong way.
Anybody watch it? Welcome to Derry yet.
No, I'm waiting for it, dude, dude.

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First episode banger. Good.
Nice, want to check that out. You know another movie that
slipped under the radar that came out recently?
That chick that's in Weapons? The blonde haired curly chick
that looks like Justin Timberlake.
She does. She's in a werewolf movie with
John Snow where he plays the husband and he's turning into a

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this came out like last year, maybe in theaters, but it
slipped under the radar. He's he's turning into a
werewolf and it's her and her daughter and and they're they're
trying to like lock him, you know, like keep him locked.
Oh. I read about this.
Aren't they're trying to decide whether or not to like, kill him
or whatever, but while trying toprotect themselves, right?
Right, right. I wanted to see it.
I never saw it so I'm going to have to lock.

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Fuck, what is it called? God damn it.
I forget, but I'm a sucker for werewolf.
I love werewolf. Maybe.
Sorry. Same here real quick everyone.
Has everyone seen the Strangers?I've seen strangers, yeah.
So Saturday when I was working at the bar there was the
Townhouse. Another bar in Mingo was hosting

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a Halloween party and two a couple came in dressed as the
strangers, one with the the bag over his head and one girl with
the mask on. They said nothing.
He. Handed.
Most of for a solid 15 minutes he handed me they didn't even
order verbally. He handed me a piece of paper

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that said two Coors lights on itspelled with AK.
He was drinking through his maskand she she was also drinking
through her mask but with a straw.
I I I was close to just closing the bar and said.
You know you got to. Take those, a little water or
something. Saturday last weekend.

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Oh my, good. That's pretty wild, Jack.
Well, I hope, I hope, you know, I hope you guys get into some
Halloween festivities tomorrow. Halloween's.
It's a, it's a, it's a crowd favorite for sure.
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Weekly Review. Hurricane Shane, the Commission

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rains out on fence with 168 points.
OK, Jimmy, you're new to the program.
The fake news headline. What we're doing is I've
disguised the voice of somebody in the league and they're
reading a news headline and yourjob is to try to figure out who

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the voice is. Don't guess right now.
Keep in and guess at the end of the segment.
So here it is again. Hurricane Shane, The Commission
rains out on fence with 168 points.
That's a tough one, man. What that is What?

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Happened. Bam.
All right, we want to move on. All right, yeah, let's set up
the week. Eight games this week Spider Man
Parts were given the stiffest oftiny Little Stiffies, losing to
the Little Labos 61 to 88 in theupset of the week.

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And the poor Little Puppy award goes to both Spider Man Parts
and the Lola Bows for putting upa combined 149 points.
T Ranch and the Grateful Deads defeated by the Eskimo Brothers
or excuse me, Brothers 135 to one O 5.
The carnated Cookie Monsters were spanked but with tender

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love and care by the Rosebuds 121 to 83, with the ABIW award
going to the Rosebuds this week.That means I get free root beer,
right? And team Mctheen Phase showed up
with his B team but still managed to drop the beleaguered

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teams to Sita one O 2 to 92. The Scrub Daddies dropped us
Snook 169 to 126. Try hard, fail easy award goes
to Snook, and the highest combined point total this week
goes to this game at 295. And finally, the Hilltop Gaze
handle. Business as usual.
No rubbers, no Lube, Hammer in the dark side Diddlers 152 to 96

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receiving once again the raping award goes to the Hilltop Gaze.
Nobody knows. Will he be upset that I brought
it up? Probably.
Jinx, jinx. Jinx, Jinx, Jinx, Jinx, jinx,
jinx. So, Tim, where are you eating
that? He's eating that now.

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Wow. Holy shit.
How does it feel? Well, the gays are on the
hilltop right now, and we've been there since the start of
the season. We don't plan on leaving.
Jimmy looks very confused right now.
He's looking at the the fantasy standings the first time he's
logged on in three weeks. Now I've been logged on.

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Damn. All right, you are undefeated.
Damn. I wish you guys would have seen
his face. He was like.
All right. Do good, Jimmy.
You could have like two or threeless losses if you'd pick up

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anyone. Anyone.
I keep looking around. I'm like, you know, like
basically what I say, basically what I have is like, like, all
right, I don't know. I just don't want to make any
crazy trades. You didn't.
Didn't you have a bunch of people on by that you played
last week? It was a bold strategy, Cotton.

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No, I the Steelers had the late,the Steelers had the night game.
So I just kind of like put football out of my mind for that
morning. I'm waiting in line with the
deli. I'm like 5 numbers away.
I realized it's like 1:00. I'm like, shit, I said it out
loud in front of like everyone'slooking at me.
I look, I have two guys on by. Oh.

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You silly bastard. Well, yeah, expect, expect a lot
of ragging this episode, Jimmy. Unfortunately, after last week,
it's it's it's only just begun. But we love you and we love you,
and we're glad you're you're here.
I got spanked. You know, Jason's team really

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just unzipped their trow and dropped it on my face.
I mean, it was bad. DAC Prescott bigs.
What happened to DAC Prescott? He put up like eight points.
What the hell happened? Big Bigs is gone.
Ah, damn it, Joe, Joe Flacco andtwo of two of both had like 35
points on my bench and I'm hearing, I'm hearing Joe

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Flacco's hurt now. Is that right?
Yeah, he has a AC joint sprain. Is that what I read?
I heard he said he's age too old.
Age too old. It's your your AC joints are
shoulder but it's not a throwingshoulder.
But the problem is like if he falls on it the wrong way or
someone hits on the wrong way, he's done for the season.

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Yeah, he's old and brittle. He's their only hope right now
for the next like 19 weeks or whatever, whatever Joe Burrows
diagnosis was. All right.
Well, what, what other, what other matchups stood out to you
guys? I mean, obviously Tim, Tim's
undefeatedness continues. That's crazy.
Yeah, it's insane. Jay or Shane your your game with

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with Vidney. He was a banger. 295 combined
point total is pretty crazy. Yeah, my team's starting to come
together a little bit here finally.
Maybe not too late, maybe too late.
We'll see. They're they're starting to show
up. Got a lot of young guys.
It's going to be flashes. I got to pick, I got to, I got
to make the right choices because it's not going to be any

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consistency from anybody. Well, you do have the the most
points against you at the moment, so.
Yeah, and I have like the 5th or6th most points for so I mean,
in terms of my team and and points scored, it's not the
worst. I've I've had a rough schedule,
which I knew was going to happen.
When I saw the schedule come out, I was facing a lot of
beasts. And then as the the league

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unfolded, it got worse because people I thought were were
medium threats became heavy threats.
So, but I I haven't seen the rest of my schedule yet.
I don't know how that's going togo, but hopefully I don't have
to just rerun that gauntlet again.
But we'll see what happens. So, so Kamesh, I have a quick
question because I think I know the answer, but I'm not sure.
So right now the one in the the two best records are both in the

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Ralph League. So let's say it finishes up
those two could not, would they end up facing each other?
Do they get the both? Do those two get the byes?
Yeah, those two get the bys, which means they'll take the the
opposite sides of the tree. So even though Tim and Mike are
in the same division, they couldstill both end up with the by.

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Yeah, it's because because it's not about the vision with the
1st 2 picks, it's about the first.
It's about the sketch like the first two.
What is it records? OK.
After that it comes down to your, your division and
schedules, which we decided after what was a couple years
ago we made that switch. I didn't know that.
I'm glad because I was worried because I mean.

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With with the record. That I'm sitting at right now.
Obviously you should feel comfortable, but whenever the
next person in your division is only one loss behind you, you
know. Yeah, and you 2 have some.
You got some room behind you too.
I mean, Zach. Is behind you with. 5:00 and
3:00. Pretty sure that should be set
up like that if you look at likethe estimated playoffs so that.

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Yeah, no. I'm not going to fight before
right now, but. Yeah, no estimated right now has
Tim and Zach with the bye. OK.
The old bye. We'll have to look at the we'll
have to look at the, the, the actual rules.
I, I, I'll be honest with you right now, I can't remember
exactly how we broke down all the specialties and shit and the

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specialties, but all the intricacies.
Excuse me? Well, it's a lot of action,
guys. Are we officially halfway
through the season? I think we're past halfway,
yeah. Because what, it's seven games
left and we've played 8. So yeah, I think we're over the
hump. Pretty crazy, Pretty crazy.

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It's going by quick. Or am I am I calculating that
wrong? Jake, no, you're right.
You're right. Yeah, you're right.
OK. In the regular season because we
because we go through week 17 ofthe rate of the actual like, you
know, NFL season. But two or three of those were
playoff games. Yeah.
Right. Well, Tim, what's going on with
the waivers? The Lil Labos snagged Kirk

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Cousins, the Gays added Michael Wilson and Chris Rodriguez, and
the Spidermans added Daniel Jefferson.
Leave it to the Leave it to the Labos to add a quarterback who
started for the first time and fell on his face.
And now he wants a new, did you guys see he wanted a new high
rate contract for a team next year?

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Kirk. Yeah.
Kirk, yeah, I feel bad for him. They fucking screwed him in
Atlanta not. Saying it was no answer.
I don't feel bad for him becausehe he didn't get screwed in
Atlanta. He went for the money.
He should have stayed in Minnesota with a cushy job with
Justin Jefferson and Jordan Addison, but he went that new.
The way he operated and all. That it's the same reason I

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don't feel bad for Miles Garrettsucking at the Browns because he
also went for the money. So it is what it is.
You go for the money, that's fine, but accept your position
now. Accept your fate.
I mean, if I was to the NFL, I'dgo for the money too.
I'm just saying fuck. Yeah, but I wouldn't even pay.
I wouldn't play. As long as they're playing, I'd

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play for six years and get the fuck out.
This is true. This is true.
The little Labos added MarquisioMariota for 5 bucks.
The brothers added Devon Singletariat for $3.
The gays ran through poor Chris Rodriguez real quick and
sloppily dumping him for Sam JP Rhyme in a $7.00 bid doesn't

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lose any trades. No trades.
Did you guys like how I suddenlychanged all the players names
just a little bit? Yep, Vanu I love.
That's my favorite Vanu. Dude I like Devin Singletary.
It sounds like a like a horse you would put a bet on.

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You caught me off guard. You didn't change Rodriguez.
Nah, I left some of them alone. Oh, C Rod, by the way, something
that we haven't touched on much this season have been something
that we built this podcast on. And that's the the proverbial
egg, if you will, Egg alert, eggalert, egg alert.

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So I got a few eggs to lay real quick.
Let's talk about this this past week.
Excuse me, guys. I don't know what's going with
my voice right now, but last week let's take a look around
the league and when you not look, you don't have to look too
hard to find guys like Quinton Johnston.
He's the wide receiver for the San Diego Chargers.
Sorry, the the San Diego Dischargers.

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He was not targeted in the Dischargers 37 to 10 win over
Minnesota. This future wide receiver one
maybe Wide receiver done 0 catches, 0 yards, 0 total yards,
0 rushes, 0 catches. Did I mention 0 yards and one?
I count it one absolute egg. Egg alert, egg alert, egg alert.

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Let's hop across the fantasy team.
The fantasy matchup, because that was Wayne's wide receiver
last week. Let's take a look at my team
who's was playing against Wayne?My tight end, Jake Ferguson.
Great season so far. Jake, your tight end #1 going
into week #8 let's take a look at the game.
Dallas Cowboys wide receipt or Dallas Cowboys tight end zero of

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one receptions 44 to 24 loss to the Denver Broncos.
The Denver Broncos guys, the Joey Philby effect is real and
no. And so are the eggs in week 8.
Egg alert 0 It catches egg. Alert.
Way too big alert. Whole bunch of eggs for Jake

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Ferguson, Jerry Judy, wide receiver of the Bleeveland
Browns. Zero of two receptions, 32 to 13
loss in New England. All the clowns offense did last
week was shit all over the field.
And since they left their toiletpaper back in Cleveland, they
use every use their very own Double J to wipe their own ass.

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The Clover Valley version of Indian Creeks.
Jeremy James. We got Jerry James.
Remember when, Remember when, Remember when double J?
Take his pads and helmet off andwas on the field and Coach Lucas
was like listen, I don't care ifyou sit on the field, just give

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me the pads and helmets. Well, Jeremy, James, Jerry,
Judy, it's all the same. 0 catches, 0 rushes, 0 total yards
and one absolute egg. Egg alert.
Egg alert, Egg alert I do have one honorable mention to get to

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Cavante Turpin, wide receiver for the Cowboys.
This guy missed out on being a first team all egg this week,
but it wasn't by much. One catch on five, count them 5
targets. And this dildo forgot which team
he was going for because whenever he caught the ball, his
only pass, he turned around and ran the wrong way, resulting in
a -2 completion. Hey Turpin, you're going.

(27:48):
Turpin, you're going the wrong way.
You've avoided the award by .8 points this week, but we'll be
watching Kevonte, Turpin and Jimmy.
You hear that Jimmy? Yes, team.

(28:09):
Team Jay Sesito, only 9.9 pointsaway from sending Teamie McPhee
face into premature experience the likes of which that he is
hasn't experienced since his freshman year of college. 9.9
points. I'm talking about ending his
season early. 9.9 points. Jimmy went into the week 8
needing a quarterback since Marmar was still faking A hammy

(28:31):
injury and Geno Smith was on a bye. 9.9 With space on his
roster and in his underwear, Jimmy decided to say fuck. 9.9
inches, No 9.9 points and Andy Dalton and Marcus Mariota, they

(28:52):
were both available Sunday morning. 9.9 points with either
Mariota or Dalton combined with Dylan Sampson, you would have
had more than 9.9 points, Jimmy.That's all I got to say about
that. I love that.
I love that. The exit, do you have two two, I

(29:15):
do have two comments slash questions one, I love that the
eggs are back and we need we definitely need more eggs as the
season goes on. But what's been going on I've
been seeing on the sleeper app alot Shane and Jason, especially
since you guys are the administration lots of commish
powers being thrown around. What's what's going on with that
I keep? Seeing this, that's for

(29:37):
administrated administration purposes only.
We might need a civilian review board to come in and investigate
this. That's too bad because we don't
have one. Also, it's on a need to know
basis and 11 out 12 of you don'tneed to know.
Paid for by the Shane McLean forChairman of the UW WPF The

(30:00):
Underpaid Women in the WorkplaceFoundation.
I know you're a stickler for this kind of complicated
information, So what do you think the the commissions have
been doing? I have an idea and I'm going to
keep it to myself. All right, all right, all right.

(30:22):
Well, just. Just know that the
administration is fair and just in everything that they do.
OK. And we only care about you.
Exactly. I like the rhyme.
Who specifically though? I mean like me.
Or you, just you, you all. Right.

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The second thing I, the second thing I wanted to mention, Jay,
didn't Jeremy James work at the Country Club for a little bit?
Yes, he did. He did.
It was miserable. Dude, I vaguely remember working
there one day and he came outside and saw me and I think
we were like smoking cigarettes in the dock.
And he was like, hey, man, I want to talk to you after work.

(31:04):
And then and then I was like, all right, he's real awkward
about it. And then, and then I never saw
him again. Like I'd be like, I don't want
to talk to you after work. He he was just as strange there
as he was in high school. Do you?
Remember when he worked at Speedway and he was real awkward
every time he would go in there?Oh God, dude, I don't, but I'm

(31:28):
glad I don't. Jimmy what?
What's your experience with Jeremy James like?
You know what, I think I remember him saying something
like in the locker room one time, but that that's about it,
man. And we wasn't.
Wasn't he a referee at like a high school game?
Oh God. Wait a minute, wasn't he the
leader? Of your.
Guys's team like, didn't it? Wasn't he the the heart and

(31:49):
soul, the spirit of Indian Creekfootball for four years?
He's running routes back down the practice field, throwing
himself the ball. Oh.
This is ready to throw himself off a Cliff, right?
Dude did. Did wait, didn't you going to
play with Coach Lucas or something in a bad basketball
game? Yeah, and he won.
Yeah. No Of.
Course, and he won. Did what?

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OK, Who was straight? Who was the other?
Who was the other older kid? I think it was a great above us.
It was on the JV team that was real big in Burley, and they
used to do that kind of weird shit too.
Tim, you know who I'm talking about.
Dark hair, taller. He was like a tight end or like,
like that size. Marty Williams.
Marty Williams, Yes. Yeah, dude, Marty Williamson and

(32:39):
Jeremy James in a awkward showdown.
Would, would, would sell some tickets.
Yeah. Oh yeah.
I don't remember Marty saying Marty saying anything.
Marty acted real weird when it came time to hang up the cleats.
I just remember it just being real awkward.

(33:00):
All right. Well you guys been watching any
TV lately? Fantasy Cops is filmed on

(33:30):
location with degenerates of thePNGPL.
All suspects are guilty of collusion, trade, fraud and
crime so vile they make the Commission blush.
These are the fantasy felons. The rule breaking, waiver wire
busting, trash talk and no line up set and scumbags of the
league. Viewer discretion is advised.

(33:56):
Yeah, been controlling these streets of the Papua New Guinea
Prime League for about 11 years now.
Got promoted to ATTC about 3 years ago.
Boy I tell you I love it. Collecting league dues, making
sure there's no collusion going on, keeping Vince under control.
It's a great job and boy it brings a lot of fulfilment to my

(34:19):
life and enjoyable league of theowners, manage and managers.
And of course, what can I say, working side by side with the
Commission's great, you really been showing me the ropes around
here. I'm Shane.
Shane McClain. I'm the commissioner.
Got elected commissioner back in2015.

(34:43):
I remember like it was yesterday, back when I still
loved this league for the years of abuse swore me down.
Now let's hope that Wayne gets his dues in by December.
I can make it home to my family at night in one piece.
Patch of 34. Patch of 34 come in Patch of 34.

(35:05):
Go ahead, dispatch. We got a report of a neglect of
lineup. Suspect is a brown male, 6 foot
1 inches tall, history of a thick mustache and drafting.
Too many Steeler players last seen at the PNGPL.
Planet Fitness. Can you respond?
Open that dispatch weren't hurt to the incident.

(35:26):
It's here 5 minutes. Commish hit it.
All right, guys, so we just got a call about a neglected lineup
report. Basically, somebody couldn't
take two minutes out of their week to make sure the starting
lineup was correct, to make surethat the matchups are fair for

(35:47):
the people that actually care about this league.
Man, if there's one thing, one crime that the Commission really
hates, it's a neglected lineup. God damn slackers dispatch,
we're on scene in the Info and Reporting party.
Pasty white male, about 115 lbs sucking wet real serial killing

(36:09):
vines guys. Oh yeah, we got eyes on them.
We're pulling up now. Sir, are you the one that called
in about the neglect the lineup?That's right, officers.

(36:29):
I jumped on the Sleeper app and noticed that two of Team JS
Estito's players weren't even active this week.
Then I saw him here at Planet Fitness, flexing the mere
shirtless like he didn't even. Care.
Typical fucking slacker. Sounds like he's more worried
about his picks than he has about his picks.

(36:50):
Let's go find this piece of shitand deal with him.
Oh, yeah, you you did the right thing, Sir.
We'll take it from here. Commish.
Commish. I see him.
He's over there by the free weights.
Let's go. Excuse me, Sir, could you put

(37:17):
down the Kiel's oil and dumbbells?
Down. Talk to us for a second.
There's been a report that you neglected your fantasy lineup
this week and had two players inyour lineup that weren't even

(37:39):
playing. Sir, what's your side of the
story? Call me.
Yeah. Completely blank.
Steelers had the night game. I put football on my mind.
I was running around. I don't care, don't care.
I've heard enough. It's scum like you that give

(38:01):
this league a bad name. I dedicate my life, clean up
this league and you just shit all over it.
Not on my watch. Cuff, MJ.
Dispatch, Dispatch, We got a runner last seen eastbound
through the tanning section of Planet Fitness.

(38:22):
We're in pursuit. We can't let him get away.
Taser Taser Taser. Hands behind your back.
You picked the wrong partners torun.
Let's get him back up to the squad car.

(38:47):
I'd sight to see another team owner that doesn't care about
the league. We've put away plenty of
scumbags in the past for the same crime.
Hilti, Bryce and now this musclebattle beef cake.
I like to think this will be thelast we see this kind of crime,
but something tells me there will be more.

(39:09):
Yeah, feels like really made a difference in the league today.
Days like this are really what make it worth it.
I can feel like the league is a little bit better because of
this arrest. I mean run this league is like
wiping your ass with Swiss cheese.
You always end up with more shiton your hands.

(39:56):
Props is filmed on location withthe degenerates of the PNGPL.
All suspects are guilty of collusion, trade, fraud and
crime so vile they'd make the Commission blush.
These are fantasy felons. The rule breaking, waiver wire
abusing, trash talk and no lineup sentence scumbags of the
league like Jimmy. Viewer discretion is advised.

(40:20):
Bravo. Damn dude.
Oh, Jim Bell, thanks for participating, brother.
Thanks for putting me at six oneman.
I'm 511 but I'll take it. You're not 511.
No, you're definitely not 511. Easy person.

(40:43):
Last I was measured, I don't know what.
Dude, is that what you're putting on your Tinder profile?
It's all my license, damn it. Oh my God it's so hot.
Milk is a bad choice. Listen, I'm I'm going to say I

(41:05):
looked up and saw the commish. No, no, what?
No, Shane said. Milk was a bad choice, dude.
We didn't do the fake news headline though.
I looked up at the commish and saw his aviator sunglasses on
about lost it in his handlebar mustache.

(41:27):
Dude, I'll tell you this right now.
Tay was not happy about it. I was like, I have to do what I
have to do. She was like, the guys just run
everything. I was like this is my idea.
She's mad. No, honey, I make my own.

(41:48):
Choices. She's like, I waited for your
beer to come back. I was like, and guess what?
It'll come back again. Shane, you have to take a selfie
with the with the glasses on posted to the Prime League
website. I'll do it.
I wish I had like a fucking sweet hat.
Like a cop style hat or something.
Then why don't you do an AI mockup of of Shane and Jay as

(42:10):
partners? As police partners.
OK dude, back-to-back dude like old school like 70s style like
fucking we have our fingers up like no guns though.
I just want fingers like. Do you think, do you think we
could do dating AI pictures of of all the episodes we've done
dating game cops and what else? What's the other one we did?
Oh. Man, dude, put us all up there.

(42:31):
Unsolved mysteries unsolved. Mysteries, dude.
Oh, that would be great to add to the.
That would be great to add to the gallery online.
All right, so I have my pick forthe Yeah.
I do too. I do too.
OK, here, I'm going to play it again.

(42:58):
Hurricane Shane, the Commission rains out on fence with 168
points OK, Jimmy, you go first. Who do you think that is?
What's up, man? Who?
Who do you think the. All early on the thing I I think
it was Humphreys. OK.
Me too, me too, damn you for taking it.

(43:20):
I wanted to say it first all. Right.
Yeah. I'm going.
I'm going out on a lemon St. Wayne.
Cool, that's a good one. There wasn't enough drag on any
of those words. He Wayne's never sober enough to
complete that full sentence without dragging at least one of
those words. Yeah, it wasn't nasally enough.
I'm going, I'm going. I got to I always default to

(43:42):
Mike, but I'm going to go Mike since he he wasn't wasn't here
and was supposed to be and and sending some other records.
Since you recorded it. This was the last minute.
I realized like an hour before Icame over here and sat down that
oh shit, I didn't have a fake news headline.
So I I sent it out to three people.
Just definitely not Wayne then. I sent it out to three people.

(44:07):
Mike was one of them. He did not respond.
And I sent it out to two more people and I got a response from
both of them, but I'm only, I only used one.
Here's the one I used. Hurricane Shane.
The Commence rains down on Vincewith 168 points.

(44:27):
I can't even tell who that is inreal.
Time it's R.E.M. Dog.
It's Remy listen to the Louisiana shit in his mouth that
he has. Listen Hurricane Shane right
here. The commence rains down on Vince
with 160. It doesn't.
Sound like he has a huge dip in and like maybe some of his

(44:49):
moustache is caught in his mouth.
Shit in his mouth. I was going to try to do my
impersonation of of R.E.M. But I don't remember how I did,
to be honest, I was just speaking.
It was insanely accurate. Damn, I thought it was Humpy for
sure. All right, so who was the 3rd?
Matt, OH. God damn you, Matt Mattress.

(45:12):
God damn you. Matt, if you, if you, if you
ever do listen to this, we got to get you on the podcast next
week. Matt was all with us.
What? He was all with us Sunday.
Sunday. Oh, yeah.
Bobbin wasn't here very much with us.
Yeah. Sunday.
That's right. I forgot.
I'm sorry. I missed.
It's all good. He'll be back.
I already said it so just hit the B.

(45:41):
All. Right.
So what are we doing this part? Are we just going to go to the
next part? Well, do you have something for?
Did Mikey send it in? He didn't send anything.
Anything. No, he didn't say anything.
Well, we'll hold it off the nextweek then.
When did the? Video hear you there.

(46:05):
Go start to finish. Sorry, was.
That pretty mature. Let's get this tray rolling.
Let's go shit. I got master or disaster ass all
right. I got nothing ready for master
and disaster, so I'm just going to wing it, but somebody else go
first. Yeah, we're so we're back to

(46:26):
tight ends this week. I lead the way for Master and
Disaster with 11. Jumped up pretty big this week.
Jason or excuse me, Humps is in second at 5, Jason's in 3rd at
4:00, and Timmy is officially all the negative with Woon and
I'm going to roll ahead with my picks here.
My master this week is Jake Ferguson, who I know dropped an

(46:48):
egg last week, so sue him. He's coming in in this week in a
big bounce, a big bounce back game.
This week it's Frigga baby. And then my disaster, Evan
Engram. He's facing a strong Houston
defense and plays on an offense with a surprising amount of
options for Beau to throw too. He's next this week for me, Tim.

(47:12):
Oh, this week my master's going to be Tucker Craft Mac and
cheese. The best Mac and cheese, the
best tight end. Did you see what he did last
week to Pittsburgh? A bunch of yards, a bunch of
catches and a bunch of touchdowns.
He's going to do that same thingagain this week.
And then disaster. We got old TJ Hawk 2 up there in
Minnesota. TJ Hawk 2.

(47:40):
You know how many catches he haswith JJ McCarthy?
I think 2. You know how many catches he's
going to have this week with JJ McCarthy?
Maybe .5. We'll see.
But it's going to be a disaster.Not even one.
He's going to catch it with one hand, then drop it all.
Right for my master, I'm taking Mark Andrews with with

(48:04):
Baltimore. I think he's slated for a turn
around. He's had a rough season so far.
Humpy, I'm just going to let youknow you're so lucky you put
this into the dock before this game happened tonight, you piece
of shit. Why is he blowing up?
Is he? Yeah.
He had the game's over. He had two receiving touchdowns
tonight. Did I start him?
Did I start him? I don't know if you started him,
but you put him in the. Did I start him?

(48:26):
Hold on, let me look before. Before I finish my master
disaster. Damn it, dude.
He's on your bench. Yeah, he put up 17 points.
I'm probably going to lose again.
Great. But Mark Andrews, tight end,
Baltimore, he did great. I knew he was going to do great,
so thanks. So and then my disaster.

(48:48):
I'm going with Hunter, Hunter Henry at New England.
He hasn't topped 46 receiving yards since Week 3, and they're
facing the Falcons team that hasallowed just 12 receptions to
tight ends the entire season. There's a chance he could still
catch a touchdown from Drake May, but he's got a pretty low
floor this week and I don't expect him to do anything.

(49:08):
I expect him to get an egg next week when we meet again.
So he's going to be my disaster,I think.
Tim, that leaves it up to you. I'm going to go with old G Spot,
George Kittle G Spot. Much like what's in his pants,
we are unsure about his quarterback situation.

(49:32):
What? George Kittle.
With him you get a Riddle, without him, you get a Skittle.
And whenever he's not around, you think just a little, I'm
going to go with my master beingGeorge Kittle and my disaster
this week and go with Folsom Dawson Knox.

(49:56):
He's my disaster. That's it.
I'm done. How did we do last week?
We didn't go over the scores. Shane, you're up to 11.
You're fucking smashing us. Listen, listen.
Shane is Shane found a workaround and he's not sharing
it with anybody else. When I found the workaround last
year, I shared it with everybody.

(50:18):
We're. All doing the same shit.
I don't know you're doing. Sorry everyone have to pick the
same positions every time. Let's let's just let's just see
here. Let's, let's look back.
Let's take a look. Back.
OK, Hold. On Wait wait look this.
Let me hold on. I did.
Really good this week, that's all.
Look to see look for the time stamps.
I did perfect this week. I did perfect cuz we got 6

(50:40):
points. That's the best you can do.
I printed out last week's doc, so if you change the chain I'll
know. Oh.
Yes, I have so much time on my hands.
While while Jason's looking so Shane's in first place with 11,
I'm in second place with five, Jason's in 3rd place with four,
and Tim's in last place with one.
More than an egg, but one. Yeah.

(51:03):
So I'm looking back on here and I'm looking through the history
of the Google Sheet and I can see it's been changed by Shane
several times. Because I'm the one that updates
it every week you piece of shit.And.
Only by you by twice, huh? Yeah, collusion.
So that's what it looks like. That's what that Google doc
looks like to me. But you know, I'm just one man.

(51:25):
I I just work in IT. But what do I know about Google
Sheets? Biggs, Shane's Shane's throwing
Jay Ferguson in the in the in the the mix to be a master this
week. What do you think about
Ferguson? Do you think he's going to make
a bounce back and and be a master at the tight end position
this week? What do you think?

(51:48):
I think for I think. Ferguson will probably show up
more than not. You know, he was leading the
league going into last week out of NFL tight ends and catches
and other other than the performance last week against
Denver, he didn't blank out. I don't know why it didn't seem
like maybe they, you know, didn't attempt to try to get him

(52:11):
involved more in the game plan. Like not only did he not only
ever catch, but then we threw his way once.
So yeah, I don't see that happening over and over again.
Favored their tight ends even since the J Nova chair.
Then he had to witness 4th all time and NFL has served further
since getting a crazy amount of catches, you know, early in his

(52:34):
career. I think when it comes out of the
con, he's going to have a good game next week.
I am too. I think he'll probably just he
ain't the field much this year. You can get four or five
touchdowns out of you, four or five catches out of even a
touchdown. You know, I think that's solid
enough performance to get from the tight end, especially the

(52:54):
tight end. I feel like this year in general
have been low in fantasy football period, man.
I don't really feel like there'sbeen a whole lot of dominant
professor. I'll tell you what a God, it's
kind of been a bright spot that I wouldn't have expected to be
up in the top tier tight ends. Is that Arande Gadsden for the
Chargers? He's slowly making his way up
the tight end ranks, at least when having consistent

(53:16):
performances and Herbert gettingthe ball.
But Ferguson I think is going tobe a good play.
He's going to be a lock next week game.
Gadsden's had three big games ina row, so I would say he's
quickly moving up the ranks. And I would only disagree with
you in one aspect. B is that the tight end position
is hefty this year. Almost every team in the NFL has

(53:37):
a a tight end that could put up 10 to 15 at least fantasy points
every week. It's kind of.
It's abundant this year, which is not the norm over like the
last five to 10 years. Tim.

(54:12):
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.
King of the Hill. King of the Hill.

(54:33):
King of the Hill. All right, let's just move on.
Oh, wait, sorry, I was. I was looking at my trash to
commish stuff. I'm really gonna lay into him
here here shortly. But Tim leads at six and two,
Shannon and I are tied at 3:00 and 5:00, and Justin picks Shane

(54:56):
for a second time and won. But that's against the rules, so
he stays three and three we got this week.
Sorry I'm BI try to I usually try to have your back but I
didn't realize it last week whenyou said it and I didn't realize
it until last night when I was doing the the doc so.
So I already picked you and I can't pick you again, right?

(55:16):
The only person you can pick twice is yourself.
Oh fuck, so I don't know, I got to look at the doc to see who I
haven't picked. Sorry.
Go ahead, Timberly to me. OK, I'm going to go with the
Schoenster Open over Bubbin thisweek.

(55:36):
All right. J Bone, who you got?
I got Mike over Wayne Woan, Mikeoverwhown MO go over woan, I was
supposed. To say mok.
Overwhelmed Mok over 1. I'll take one large mok.
Overwhelmed. Sounds like a nice.
Coffee. All right, this week I'm taking

(56:00):
J Sound over Snoke. All right.
And I can't take Tim because I already did.
So who do I, who do I have left that I can?
Take anyone that doesn't have a strike through them.
All right, all right. Which I updated last night so
you should be up to date. Well, I'm can I take myself?
I can take myself twice, right? You should be two humps on there

(56:20):
as one of them have a strike through and the other one
doesn't. There's both of them have
strikes through them. So you can't then let me let me
check the dock real quick just to make sure.
Well, if I can't, it's alright. I'll make it easy on you.
If I can't take myself, I'm going to take, I'm going to take
Matt. I'm going to take Matt and
that's going to be my swami Swami.

(56:44):
Matt and Swami. Oh my goodness.
Alright, I like it. That.
That's all four Swami's. All four Swami's done and we're
only halfway through the season.Normally we have at least one
person with a swami held back atthis.
Point. I don't know.
I still don't know why my doubleand triple Swami didn't like
come through, but whatever. Is Jimmy.
Still on the call, Jimmy's. Yeah.

(57:05):
Yep. Oh.
Yeah, fucking forgot Jimbo's speaker.
What? Do you think the cast?
What are you thinking about Aaron Rodgers so far this year
for the Steelers? Only bright part of the of the
team really. Yeah, I like, I like it a lot.
Unfortunately, man. I mean, who would have thought?

(57:27):
Go ahead, go ahead. No, you go ahead.
No, you, you go ahead. Who would have thought?
Who would have thought Rogers will be the most solid part of
our team. Our defense would be a dumpster
fire. Dude, that's a pretty expensive
dumpster fire, dude. It's like somebody started a
fire with escarole and and king crab and snails and and.

(57:55):
Caviar just on top of it, just for the hell of it.
Oh man, I don't know. They were good, they were good
for two, our defence was good for 2 1/2 games and then all of
a sudden they just shit the bet again.
That's because we were playing trash teams.
Yeah, the Titans and shit, right?

(58:16):
I'm pretty sure we were playing Indian Creek.
Look what The Jets did to him, and look what The Jets have done
since. It's bad, man.
I I don't know. I don't know if they answer on
paper. We should be stopping teams,
man. It should be a Steel Curtain.
But we can't get it together. We can't tackle anybody.

(58:39):
Speaking of steel curtains, what's what's the latest with
Indian Creek? What's going on there?
They host Johnstown tomorrow night at 70.
Johnstown out my way, OK? Yep, tomorrow night at 7 at
Creek. Right #11 match up.
What's that Bubbin? They're they're playing at
Creek, right? Yep.

(59:01):
That's going to be an electrifying atmosphere, to say
the least. I would, I would expect.
Oh yeah. Just a regular season.
No, this is first week of the playoffs.
Last time Cree Cosa playoff game, me J and Bryce went up
there slammed. Watch the game, watch them win.
You guys got slammed up. Oh yeah.

(59:22):
Is that when never? Is that whenever Bryce got?
Fucking in trouble in the park. No, no, this is like 2019.
OK, that was. Way before that.
OK, wait, is that just in the playoffs?
Yeah, I forget who they play though.
Is there any team from Valley not in the playoffs?
Yeah, isn't Harrison Central's not West Virginia's still

(59:46):
playing, but we're high and Brooke, they're not going to
make it. OK.
Yeah. So yeah, that's top 16 teams.
How did Big Red end up faring out?
I knew that they would start it out real shitty.
They're hosting, they have a buythis week and they're hosting
next week. So they're starting off around 2
and now they're 28 and 2. How many children did they

(01:00:08):
sacrifice after Week 2 in the city to bring the God, the
football gods, back to the stadium?
They Chrome to the horse. The horse breathes fire and and
burns. They do a.
They do a ritualistic burning. We must win.

(01:00:31):
Souls of the children keep theirtheir hopes alive.
Hot take guys. Anybody have an opinion on this
other than Eushanks? I'm playing you.
Who do I start, Cortland Sutton or Jacoby Myers?
I think Portland. Sutton, Yeah.
Now it's Sutton, too. Denver's offense is on fire and
Myers, they're they're in trade talks and he's on a terrible

(01:00:52):
offense with Gino Smith throwingmore interceptions and then
completions. Rough.
OK. But don't take my advice.
Please play Myers Illusion. King of the Hill sponsored by
Humphreys Homes. Don't forget about it.
If you need help, let me know. Buy, sell, builder, invest.

(01:01:14):
Guys, I think my butt hole is leaking.
Be continuing. It's from the bomb.

(01:01:48):
All right, Tim, real quick, but play that drop again and think
about Gary. Think about Gary's voice when
you put when, when you hear hitsfrom the ball and play it real
quick. Just one.
Just just a couple seconds. Be continuing heads from the
ball. Sounds like Gary Heads.

(01:02:13):
From the ball, heads from the ball.
I'm just saying to be here again, guys, it's great to be

(01:02:33):
back. Be more of Gary.
Shane, you just texted me on theside like it's a secret.
But Hunter Henry is my Hunter Henry was my guy.
No, I just. Didn't want to.
I didn't want to break up that what you guys were doing.
You're welcome. Last week on the bets, guys, we

(01:02:54):
weren't as great as we wanted tobe.
We went one and three. So we're now 13 and 13 dead even
on the season, which is which asfar as bets goes, not terrible,
but we obviously would like to be a little bit better than
that. Tim, you're our prop bet master.
What you got? All right, I'm going to do what
is on paper should be a shootout.

(01:03:14):
I'm going to take a look at Detroit and Minnesota.
I'm going to go with the over for Justin Jefferson receiving
yards at 73 1/2. It's a -112 bet.
Can you repeat that one more time to me?
Yep, it is Justin Jefferson over73 1/2 yards receiving against

(01:03:38):
the Detroit Tiger Lions. Damn, 73 1/2 is his line.
Yep. Damn, how the mighty have
fallen. Got no QB thrown to him.
Trash trash ass quarterbacks thrown to him, Carson Wentz with
one arm and JJ McCarthy with no scale all.

(01:04:01):
Right as we get through these, I'm putting together a parlay
for all for all the bets, so go ahead.
I'm going San Fran, New York Giants under 48.
The scat man lost his ankle on the field last weekend.
So that that that puts a herd onthe Giants offense.
San Fran. I mean, we're looking like Brock

(01:04:22):
Purdy might be coming back and they got Christian McCaffrey,
but their offense is still hurt and their defenses hurt and
they're hurting. I'm squirting under. 48 you're
squirting is. It a 48 even.
Yeah, OK. Interesting.

(01:04:43):
All right, I like that one for the flake Blake and for flaked
baked and raked lock of the week.
I'm taking Detroit against the spread.
They're giving up 8 1/2 points and I think they're going to
cover and hopefully Justin Jefferson goes way over that
73.5 and Detroit kicks ass so I'm taking.

(01:05:06):
Facing Humpy. Did you say Minnesota?
Yeah, Home. Minnesota.
Detroit's at home. Schwartz at home against
Minnesota 8 1/2 doesn't seem so,so large anymore.
OK. Yeah, I think the the the 8 1/2
is it. Here's the breakdown.
Here's the breakdown I was looking at.
You're the only person I've everheard say that.
Sorry, Buffin. You're good.

(01:05:28):
Here's the breakdown. Vikings.
Vikings are playing with 10 daysrest while the Lions are coming
off a much needed buy. The Lions will be getting some
injured players back on the field while the Vikings, we'll
get JJ McCarthy back at quarterback.
He'll face a tough challenge trying to keep up with the Lions
offense, but look for a big day from Jared Goff as the Lions win

(01:05:50):
it. 31 to 20 is Priska's pick for for that game.
So I like the, I like the soundsof that.
I like I, I think Detroit can beat him by 11.
So I like that. I like that spread.
I like against the spread there.I agree Minnesota doesn't have
anything on offense outside of Justin Jefferson that I mean

(01:06:13):
Addison as well, that they can do any damage to that that Lions
team and they have two weeks to prepare.
Are you kidding me? They got hawk, Tua, TJ Hawk,
Tua. So Tim, I'm looking at Justin
Jefferson on props right now on what you would call it.

(01:06:35):
Can I just follow your bet? Is that what you just put in?
Yep. OK, I'll just go ahead and
follow yours because I couldn't find it correctly.
I never can for some reason. Whenever you guys are ready,
let's bang out the careless Commission's grant.
Whenever you're ready. Shown.
I'm scrolling. When will I stop?
Only the Commission will be trolling.

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All right. Oh, you got a burn burner?
Dallas. No, it's Chicago at Cincinnati.
It's a 1:00 game on Sunday. Burn burner.
Burn Burner. All right, so Cincinnati.
My goodness. Why are you still awake, dude?

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He's like just to make you pay. Chicago -2 1/2.
Over Under is 51 1/2. And we're about to probably
have, we're either going to havea.
Joe 3 point. OA, Joe Flacco, Who if he gets
looked at the wrong way, he's going to collapse into the
cardboard pieces or we're going to have Jacob Browning, who

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can't fucking he. Can't.
Throw the ball to his own kid inhis backyard without missing
him. I'm I'm taking the under
whatever. I don't care what the number is.
51 1/2. Yeah, 51 1/2, I'll take the
under. Put his helmet on backwards
before the game last week I heard.
Couldn't see. Is Jimmy still with us?

(01:08:03):
Yeah. Jimmy, I want to hear your pick.
I want to hear your your bet this this week.
On what? Like just anything.
Yeah, what's, what's your, what are you feeling this week?
NFL. Yeah, one SEC here.
Something you're you're confident in or you're confident

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in not not winning. Jimmy, whenever you after you
announce your pick, tell us the exact gambling laws in Illinois.
Odd. Exact.
I think it's just all the apps. Also, you guys can just bet no
no problem. Yeah, yeah, it's just like every
app, like their game. Oh shit OK I can only bet on one

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app and it's the only app. The app I can bet on is run by
Native Americans. Really I.
Mean that's Rex. It's they're run by the tribe
down here, it's they have the betting rights.
It's not. It's not a lot either.
Go to their casino or bet through there.
It's the tribe that owns Hard Rock down here.
I'm not joking. It's not a lot, it's just

(01:09:06):
Shane's principles. So there's actually like AI
think a FanDuel like like like building by Wrigley where you
can just go in and like that's like a kiosk or something too.
Holy shit. Kamesh, what was your Curtis

(01:09:26):
Graham under 51 1/2 in Chicago and Cincinnati?
Cincinnati. Cincinnati.
Caleb Williams is, I mean, I have just have no confidence in
him even though he has all thoseweapons around that they should
be putting up 40 points every game.
And if Jake Browning gets into that game, all of our fantasy

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hopes on that team are dashed, as well as their their hopes of
winning any actual NFL games. All right, Camish, you got we
got to get Jimmy's pick still too.
Sorry. OK, go ahead.
You got. Give me a SEC.
Give me a SEC. Yep, we're we're giving you time
$12.00 and 42 SEC 42 cents kamish.
How much you want to put on that?

(01:10:09):
Your cram. Oh well, I put 237 last week and
one I want to put 4/16. And give it to me one more time.
I'm so sorry dude. I'm it's been a long night.
I'm sorry, I got to write it down again.
Anyways, Tim, could you hit me with it again?
416 you said? No, it's.
No, not the it's. Under, it's under 4.
It's under 51 1/2. OK.

(01:10:31):
For how much, Shane? 4/16. 416 got it all right, that
pays out 777. The bet is in.
I also did a parlay for all of our picks.
It's a four pick parlay plus like almost 1200 through a $2.00
wager on that two pays out 25. So if anybody wants to bandwagon

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that, feel free to. You know what I like about
Boston or 416? Austin 416 says.
I just spilled your tea. Thought that.
Was a queue. I thought it was a queue.
It's not to go on to his chest. He starts scattering until that

(01:11:15):
Paul Revere. There is no outro queue actually
on this notepad for this well. There will be.
Oh, there will be. Somebody's about to type it
right now. I see somebody lingering over
it. It's yours who's typing.

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Piece of white trash. It's time.
To. Trash the lead.
I mean, don't give Jimmy a pick,that's fine.
It's all good. He doesn't care.
Jimmy yeah, there's not that really feel confident and if
anything, I'll take the under inthe Steeler game.
You're betting on your own team,Jim.

(01:12:03):
He's betting against. The only thing I can't feel
confident in right now. You know what, I like it and
what I'm going to do is I'm going to go back and create
another five leg parlay and add on to that four leg parlay and
add Jimmy's. That's what I'm going to do.
It's 50 1/2 That is. Well, the cultures scoring a
lot. The Steelers aren't.
The Steelers defense has given up a lot.
The Colts aren't. The Colts are putting up 51 by

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themselves. Oh, OK.
I I figured they'd take some mercy and just kind of at the
end, just kind of run it out. No mercy.
How about Danny Dimes though? Yeah, Danny Merciless Jones is
coming for us. The Giants didn't know what they
had. It was in their mouth.
Where did he go after that? Was it Minnesota and he was the

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backup last year? It was.
Yeah. Oh dude that under takes that
parlay to plus 2400 a dollar gets you 25, two dollars gets
you $53, gets you 75. I'm going 3 bucks on that shit.
Oh man, he's trying to retire. Jason, I heard you might have

(01:13:22):
some trash for the commish. Oh, Oh yeah, here we are.
So, you know, the trash segment has been pretty weak this
season. We could all admit it.
All the fans know it. And I think it's because we we
left what we do best. We tried to trash the league.
We thought it was funny, but it's not.
We all need to get back to trashing the one, the only

(01:13:44):
commish piece. Of wine trash.
It's time. To.
Trash the weed. Wow, Tim.
Shane's Bald Spot has its own fan club and mailing list.
You guys did not know Shane's mustache looks like a snack bar.

(01:14:04):
Every time he walks and talks, he leaves the breadcrumb trail
all the way to the refrigerator.Shane's taste in collectibles is
peak awkward. His house looks like a garage
sale that gave up on life. He's the sort of guy who'd lose
a starting contest to a mirror or staring contest to a mirror.

(01:14:24):
Yeah. There you.
Go If there were a trophy for most likely to be forgotten,
Shane would miss the ceremony. And you know our biggest fan,
He's been bugging me all season.He wanted to come in.
Oh, Jackie Chan from China. He gave me a call.

(01:14:45):
He's been calling me. He's been bugging me.
He's been saying he wants to trash the commish, too.
We all know Jackie Chan obviously is a big fan of China,
but he also says Shane's a big fan of China.
And we all know that's just because their factories produce
the only mirrors that can handlethat bald glare.

(01:15:07):
He orders so much junk from China, his house looks like an
Aliexpress clearance item, his Amazon cart looks like a
political scandal waiting to happen, and every time he makes
a League decision you can practically hear the made in
China sticking sticker peeling right off of his logic.

(01:15:34):
Love it. Oops, OK.
That's. The.
It's time. To trash the.
League. Well, I guess I'll go next.
Thanks, Jay. Back to true form there.

(01:15:55):
Love it. Shane's the kind of guy who
orders a vanilla ice cream then says wild night.
Huh. It was once said that Shane's
spirit animal was a beige Honda Accord with factory wheels.

(01:16:19):
Shane is so good at losing, his Amazon cart sometimes suggests
self help book self help books every time he logs in.
If if being a loser was an Olympic sport, Shane would still
come in second because he can't even win at losing properly.

(01:16:43):
Fuck. Is Shane?
If if, if mediocrity was a talent, Shane would be elite.
But it's not, so he's still justmid.

(01:17:12):
Florida's so hot. The bald guy didn't lose his
hair. It evaporated and I think that's
all I got. Piece of white trash.
It's time. To trash the.
League. Oh.

(01:17:35):
Yeah, I want to hurt my cheek. I I'm going to say I'm not going
to keep up with the same part ofthese guys, but I will give a
little crack at some of the jokes that I have stashed away
here. But it does look.
Like, are they finished this time?
Some of them the Commission didn't make a good decision
today. And yeah, he got up, got out of

(01:17:56):
bed, brushed his teeth. He doesn't always do that, but
it is good to see him using his head for something else other
than a hat rack around here. I'm not sure if you guys have
ever heard us, but we call Shanethe holidays because boy, he's
coming fast. Oh, damn.

(01:18:19):
And and I'm going to I'm going to redirect my aim a little bit
here. We're going to still point it at
the administration, but I'm going to take a real quick shot
at Jay. But seriously, Jay, the.
ATC. Not the ATC.
But seriously Jay, you're cute. I just wanted to say that they
put enough screws in your mouth that you have been nominated for

(01:18:42):
an AVN Award. Piece of white trash, Damn.
It's time to trash the league. You know, Shane does have a bit
of a foot fetish. I don't know if you guys knew
this, but he's into, he's into the downstairs hands, let's put
it that way, right Jimmy? What are your best lines?

(01:19:05):
Downstairs. When Shane walks into a shoe
store, the employees hit the panic button 'cause he usually
asks for the VIP sock. Try on room.
Yeah, gross sounds musty piece of.
White trash. Bro his idea of romance is hey

(01:19:26):
girl you up piece of white and can you send me a pic of those
pinky toes piece of white? You know.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. Down there in Florida tomorrow,
since it is Halloween, most of the kids know that if you turn
on your porch light, that means they're giving away candy.

(01:19:50):
Shane doesn't have a porch light, he just walks outside and
lets the moon glare off his headpiece.
Of white trash. It's only a Half Moon right now,
Jason. That's more than enough.
Piece of what? Shane tried to Bob for Shane

(01:20:14):
tried to Bob for apples, but hisdumb self was tip and toes in
the bucket like it was the fall festival tasting flight.
Piece of what? What?
Kids. Tonight, kids out there
collecting candy chains, collecting used socks like
they're Pokémon cards. What is?

(01:20:34):
What do you do? Type type foot fetish into the
fucking machine. Dracula drinks, blood changes,
whispers. Show me those haunted toes.
Show me those haunted toes. And then disappears into the

(01:20:54):
night. Piece of what?
Dude what what What fucking AI are you using?
Is this from like 4 years ago? Shane's the only guy who can
walk into a Halloween party and gets asked if he's dressed as
disappointment. You know, you know,

(01:21:18):
Thanksgiving's coming up and while everybody else is
thankful, thankful for family and blessings, Shane's grateful
for open toe sandals and a warm gravy scented room piece.
Of white. Trash.
That one got Jimmy. Jimmy got Jimmy.
Open to other sandals and a warmgravy scented room.

(01:21:47):
Oh yeah. Oh man, Shane moved to Florida
because in Ohio people stop wearing open toast sandals
sandals for six months of the year.
In Florida dude, it's fair game 12 months out of the year.

(01:22:10):
Piece of what? Oh man, I think that's all I
got. The gravy treaded room.
I don't know why they caught me.Trash The Commission brought to
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(01:22:30):
Don't forget to like subscribe, leave a comment and tell him
he's cool. That's true.
How do you scent a room in gravy?
Do they still that? Is that a spray you're just

(01:22:56):
leaving? Tim.
Tim is begging for more so I'm going to give it to him.
Shane's out here talking about saving dogs.
Nah bro, he's just creep keepingcreatures around the house that
lick toes. What is wrong with?
You piece of white trash. We tried to let you off the hook
but Tim just let it linger man. Shane adopts dogs the way

(01:23:18):
influencers adopt personality traits.
Fast, chaotic, and the only makehim feel less lonely at
Thanksgiving. I don't know dude, it's just
Christ Justin, it doesn't even make sense anymore.
Prom League podcast, We wrap it up right.
Prom picks drafted his history insight.

(01:23:39):
Shane on the mic with Jason in the mix.
Tim and Justin the owners. The pitch.
Final huddle. The season set for the first
D&G's finest year we drafting. At first storage.
Blades, you know we coming back this prime league where the real
ball is that chief Mitch Steady holding down the zone, assisting

(01:23:59):
with the strategy knowledge fully.
Blown. Anyone.
I keep looking around. I'm like, you know, like
basically the. Stop.
What I say basically what I havelike, all right, I don't know.
I just don't want to make any crazy trades.

(01:24:21):
Well, I don't. Did you guys know that Michael
Myers packs a 12 inch trouser snake?
Second thing, the second thing Iwanted to mention, Jay, didn't
Jeremy James work at the CountryClub for a little bit?
Yes, he did. He did.
It was miserable. Dude, I vaguely remember working

(01:24:42):
there one day and he came outside and saw me and I think
we were like smoking cigarettes in the dock and he was like, hey
man, I want to talk to you afterwork.
It's. Only bright part of the of the
team really. Yeah, I like, I like it a lot.

(01:25:05):
You know, you know, Thanksgiving's coming up and
while everybody else is thankful, thankful for family
and blessings, Shane's grateful for open toe sandals and a warm
gravy scented room piece of. White trash.
If if if mediocrity was a talentShane would be elite, but it's

(01:25:26):
not so he's still just mid. He orders so much junk from
China, his house looks like an Aliexpress clearance aisle.

(01:25:46):
Begging for Morris. I'm going to give it to him.
Shane's out here talking about saving dogs.
Nah bro, he's just keeping creatures around the house that
lick toes. What is wrong with you?
Piece of white trash.