August 20, 2025 • 51 mins
FIFTY episodes of The Touchup! We are so excited to celebrate this wild ride with a very real, very unfiltered convo about where life has taken us.In this milestone episode, Tarryn and Mari get honest about babies, motherhood, and the beautiful chaos of figuring it all out. From sleepless nights to sneaky beauty hacks, we’re sharing what’s really working for us and laughing through the parts that definitely aren’t.But most of all, this episode is about women—how strong, resilient, and downright badass we all are, whether we’re juggling careers, kids, or just surviving the week. đź’ŞEnjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hi, get a little up, Hi, am teren And you're
listening to that. We hope you're picking up what we're
putting down. Nice, nice, take it away, mama so much.
Hi everybody, Hello, Wow, welcome back. We actually haven't been
(00:25):
in the studio in like a month.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's been about a month and a half.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Maybe a month and a half we've been in here.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh my god, Spider whibs everywhere. It was a dead frog.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
He walked into the studio. There was a dead frog,
kircus and what do we do? Why would we throw
it away?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We hung it on the board. Mister Lemons, Yeah, mister Lemons,
he's our mascot. It's just a frog.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, I think he came in here for a reason.
He's gonna look over us.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah. Yeah, he's stiff as aborts stiff because he's dead.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
He's carcass.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, he's dead dead.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That that dead frog, a dead.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Dead dead frog. Oh my god. Hi, we're back in
the studio.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Roy, we're back.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We're back.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Ship ship Yeah, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What's happened?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What's happened?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Tarran the chimp lady got caught with hoarding more TIMPs.
I forget her name, record highs of in in Nashville,
of heat, and I had a baby.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah baby, let's yeah, lots of things. Hulk,
the Hulk, the Hulk, Ozzy Malcolm, Jamal Warner.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh yeah, that that was a he just got caught
in the undertow. Fuck dude, damn terrifying, terrifying. I'm sure
he was a very strong swimmer too.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
He was in shape.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Dude. He's a big dude. That's all it takes, I know.
But that's what scares me.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But that's why you have to learn to swim in
the ocean. Go with the current, Stay calm, don't stress out,
don't panic.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, I used to swim, and I used to get
like beat up when I was a kid because I
wasn't afraid of nothing, and I'm afraid of everything. I
would never even do that.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I wouldn't either, actually, no, no, but don't.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You remember being like I think that wave almost killed
me and like your hair is whatever, you ate sand
and you're.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Like, oh man, I got caught. Did you just see me?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Like you just yeah, so dumb. Oh yeah, I'm gonna
go swim as far as I can.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, my brother, my dad and my uncle almost died.
They got taken out with the whole whole story, but
like they were calm. My dad like said calm, and
they did the whole thing and took a wave and
shoved my brother in. But they were out. They were
out there and there were no life cards on duty.
It's fucked up. So, but Charlie has never been an
ocean girl like.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She has good you know, it's her safeguards are through
the roof.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
This girl's been here like seven times over.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
She's already, she's died in the work. She's good.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
She's like, you get out there. She was like, am
I gonna out there and get beat around? So now
the older I get, I'm turning into you. I don't
funk with it. I don't I love a lake. I'll
wait in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Not even like down with roller coasters anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, it's gonna get worse now that your mom too.
Something happens where you're just like cool, Yeah, you just
want to be safe. You want to be I want
to be feet on ground, feet on ground.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, people nowhere near.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's a nice way to live. Yeah, easy. There's a
list of like yeah, all right, so we got we
got a hulk. We got We've covered a lot so far. Corner.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Since I've had so much time off, I've been like
watching a lot of shows. Well I've kind of been
watching the shows, but they're on the back, on the
background a lot. They just like have TV on.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, have TV on. I just have TV, eat snack,
watch TV.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, breast nipple in child mouth man. For like three weeks,
I walked around the house and also walk the dogs
in the underwear that the hospital gives you with giant pad.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah those are hot.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, because I was like, I don't want to wear
clothes because I still don't fit. Things don't fit like
they did, and it's hot, it's the summer, and I
was just like, I just I just have like my
brad breastfeet that I can take them out whenever I need.
They're like gun holsters and just the cotton underwear with
(04:38):
my giant pad.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, those things are. Those things are.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
But I would just like walk the dogs.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It doesn't matter. Has nothing in my front yard, nothing
to do with you right now. You are just you
know your job. You are here for him.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I know, no, I know.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's just funny because he's your commander.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh oh, I know. I was like, god, man, I
just whatever you need. Are you good? Do you need
something to drink? Going down to it's always just like
are you good? You need more milk?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Or as you leave the room looking like I have
the dogs half naked in a pad in a high
waisted pad situation.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah yeah, just yeah, uh it's my life. Everything cool,
everything good. Yeah, I'm just you know, thriving. It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You had a baby.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I had a baby. I had a baby, had a baby.
I mean, he was gonna come out sooner or later.
Wasn't I pregnant? I was pregnant. I just forgot, like
it's you're pregnant for so long and then all of
a sudden, it's almost like a joke. It's not real,
like eh, and then you have the baby and you're like,
oh shit, forever you are here. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
First time I saw you with even just a picture,
I was like, hold.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
On, I.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Thought this was a joke. I wrote about it in
my diary.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah no, I know, like I cried and I was
so happy. But I also looked at it and saw
it and I was like, that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Idiot had a kid.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I was like all right and cut and scene and
you played a beautiful role as a mother first. That
was award winning.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I played a pregnant woman for nine months free job.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah yeah, real as can be. He's in there right now,
waiting for you, like having visions of you. That just
visions and that thing. Yeah yeah, Dad, he's holding him
and he's doing whatever. But all he's thinking about is
that juicy, juicy nip.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
He loves the nips, he really does. You know what,
I thought of a genius idea. He's kind of particular
with his binkies, and I was like, why don't they
make a kit for moms to make a mold of
their nipples as the binkie.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I feel like that already exists now, Yeah, I think
they do it. Molds of the woman's breast.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
For men two for men to what play with?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No like you can on the wall? Remember Meet the Fokkers?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh like the fake breasts.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, but I think there is. Do you think there's
a way you could put the breast milk through it
so it comes out so it looks like the guy's actually.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That has to be a picky kid. Wow, that would
have to be a really picky baby. That's like, we'll
only have fresh milk on boob. Yeah, you'd have to
play trickery with that.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So like, what is it saying about the male like
the husband, like your partner that wants to do something
like that? You know this is you like this you want.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
To Well, it's too far, you're going too far all
the but also on the same note, you'll do whatever
to make your kid happy. So like, I understand that
it's too far, but I'm happy that our kid is
like half Like he'll let a j f him from
a bottle.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, no problem, no problem, he's hungry.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He just wants to see he's hungry.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
He just like I care for forty five. I don't
care if we're at freaking no Chili, I don't care
where is on curb, we'red all garden. I'm eaten.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I'm eaten. Are we going because I'm eating?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm eating?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Are you taking me with you? Because I'll I'll definitely
sleep and poop in my sleep? Yeah? Where are we going?
Because I'm definitely gonna have explosive diarrhea?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah in your hand?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh yeah, he pooped in my hand like a week
or two after I hadn't changed a diaper for him
until like the second week, because AJ really was like rest, breastfeed,
I'll do the rest. So he just like tended to
(08:47):
the baby all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What a wonderful, wonderful one in Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, would burp him, would change him, would change his outfits,
put all the like stroller and everything. I still don't
know how to use our roller. Yeah, he just does. Yeah.
I was like, hey, man, you're gonna have to teach
I'm gonna have to go out in the wild without you.
And he's like, well why why. I'm like, no, no, no,
we we lead different lives. Man, you have to teach
(09:13):
me how to use this stuff. So I'm not like
totally fucked when I need to like go out in
the world.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And there were certain things that I just never learned.
I think it was literally how to take the actual
physical car seat out and put it in. I just
couldn't get it. I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, it's trickery.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I guess I could now now like where I am now,
like I know I could can learn anything. I was
just not in a place where I wanted to learn
that extra thing. I had a guy who who could
do it for me.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh, I got a guy.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I got I was at the end of the day,
I was on me. I was unwilling. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
OK, sometimes I don't want to do what I don't
want to do.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's it period. But listen, listen up.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But I would like to out out every single woman
who's ever labored a baby, whether it be vaginally or
through a C section, Just shout out, shout and your
body and your brain and your soul and your heart.
That's it. That's all I want to.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Say, because you don't know until you know. And it's
not like you don't even know pregnancy until you know. No, no,
we're not here to be like everyone should be a
month like don't like you don't want to have a kid,
don't have a like if you don't want to like yeah,
but you you just it's something happens. Something happens, like
when you you can look at a woman and your
(10:38):
mother and mothers so differently. Oh so the amount of
respect that you have.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, it's you're like, I didn't know. I'm so sorry.
Sorry I didn't I didn't know. I think it's one
of those things if you were if you never had
a baby, do you think you would have understood. No,
it's just one of those things. It's the same thing
as like having a parent die, like building a business
from the ground up. You don't fucking know, you don't
(11:06):
appreciate every dollar, and it's just it's the same thing.
You just don't know until you know. So the moral
of the story is shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Okay, Yeah, I guess that goes with.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Everything, because you know, people like to be like, well,
if if it was my bed, then I would be bad.
But it's not your bed, So don't blab ba bah No.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
If you're not here contributing or doing the work, or
doing this, or being a mom or that, you have
no right to say fucking anything. And even if you do,
just keep your opinions to yourself. You don't have to
be out there doing all of this. You would have
a nice conversation with your friend, like you know what
this is.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Some people don't have friends.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Keep it in the closet, keep it, write it down
in a journal. You don't have to be out there.
And it's always those people that have no idea that
it's just a projection.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's only that people don't have no idea. Yeah, it's
only the people that have nothing going on.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, yeah, because they they don't like who they are.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Sorry, yeah, I actually don't like who they are either.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I don't care enough to, right, I don't care enough.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
To I probably wouldn't like them. I don't think you'd
like it me there.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Probably not, probably not. I'm so tired of other people.
Are people blaming other people for their fucking ship? I'm
so tired of.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
That blame shift? Yep?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Well they you're like, what is that?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
How?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
How in any way is this affecting your life?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It's not how, It's not how.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Are what how mothers raise their children?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I know?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
With you?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
What does that have to do with you? With you
or the color of your hair or what you're wearing,
or how you're showing your body or what you're saying
on the internet, or how with you? What does it
have to do with you?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Are you then?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Are you actually losing sleep over it? Actually? Are you
like up all night? Just going my god?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
That girl at that crop top I just can't give
that she chose to have a CP Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Just start counting sheep, start counting sheep.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah. But also, if it actually does keep you up, you.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Need psychiatric health.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Does something that's wrong, very.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Wrong with you.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
We're all like in each other's business now because everything
is online, so everybody feels like they're part of Because
I follow you, I have the right to say anything.
And it's like, no, yeah you're wrong, yeah, incorrect the
game in the game of operation, Yeah you are wildly
and yeah you put the part in the wrong spot.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
And that's why, Like, as for people that create content
and put themselves out there, you have to be able
to literally sit in who you are and in your
truth because then that way you don't need any validation
from anybody, because you know exactly who the fuck you are.
Then that noise doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. No,
like you can let people say what all those people
you have to just let them fucking do it and
(14:04):
say it yeah, and go, I know my truth. I
don't need I don't need anyone out there telling me
that this is okay because I know who I am,
and there is no such thing as right or wrong.
It's what's right and wrong for me, right, I know
for me for like, it's so simple.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's very simple, and nothing as black or white, and
it's all like just perception and objective and that's why
the world is the way that it is. Yeah, because
everything is different. You can, like, you can eat whatever
food you want and dress how you want. There's like
all these options and all these things just create what
(14:43):
you want for you.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
How awesome is that? How exciting is that to live
in a world that we can do that, especially like
a country that we can do that. Yeah, I know,
we get to be who we are and celebrate that.
And that's why there's so much of you know, there's
like there's so much good, but there's a lot of bad.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
There's a lot of dark. There's a lot of shitty people.
There's a lot of people that are gonna.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Bring you down. And sorry, try to try to try
try me.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
No, you got the rough bit.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
No, but I will come at you with love. I
will come at you with respect. I will come at
you like you deserve to be seen. You ain't gonna
do that to me. You're gonna play me like that.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I look at my finger with no nail on it,
renovation hands.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, oh oh, I'll post I'll post it separately. It
was a revelation that I had today. I'm like deep
in my like deep in my journey. Deep in my journey, yeah,
so deep that like I have like a theory even
when it comes to fick nails. But okay, okay, okay, Tarin, yeah, okay,
yeh're like it's and I posted that like seeing you
(16:14):
for the first time as a mother was just so
like I'm gonna get upset, like a long upset right now.
Not upset, but you know, feel like I feel so
much more like the level of respect that I have
(16:35):
for you and admiration for you. You didn't because I think
you were really scared of how you were gonna be
on the other side I saw no I know. But
but watching you fall madly in love with this human being,
like to the point where you looking at him and
I'm watching you and a lot of new moms would
(16:58):
be you know it's it's and it's when you're just
spending all your days with him right here and you're
looking at him and you're just like whatever you need,
You're like whatever you need, like and that that's who
you're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Like as soon as I saw it, I'm going, yeah,
it's gonna It's not fucking easy. It's incredibly hard. Yeah,
but the amount of like love that you have already
shown this little boy, It's gonna be okay. You got like,
you got this. You got this even though the chemical
(17:34):
things are happening to your body and you go through
the hormone drop is real crazy, but you have been awesome.
You've been awesome. You were awesome through your pregnancy. I had.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I feel really lucky that I had such a easy pregnancy. Yeah, yeah,
I feel really grateful that the whole thing, because that's
why I never wanted to physically have a child. I
always thought I would adopt is. I was afraid of
gaining weight. I was afraid of getting swollen. I was
afraid of preclamsy a diabetes, like dying during birth, like
(18:06):
all the things I was low. I was literally afraid
about eating because, uh, for some reason, you know, scientifically,
it doesn't matter if you're in a bigger body. That
doesn't mean anything. It's like medical and hormonal and it
depends on so many different things if something goes wrong
(18:30):
or any complications happen in your pregnancy. But for some reason,
I was like, well, because I'm a bigger girl, something
bad is going to happen to me. And then even
doctors go like, well, this, you got to be aware
of this, and you got to be aware of this,
and you got to be aware of this, and then
you're already like in a big body, and then you
gain even more weight really fast too, which is like
(18:52):
a mind fuck. And so that those are all the
things that I was like, really really afraid of. And
I think doctor's kind to fearmonger you a little bit,
but that's their job. And so I was just afraid
of a lot of those things. But none of it happened.
I didn't even get a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
No I knew I even got a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I didn't get a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I didn't know what happens once you get one hemorrhoid.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I was trying to think of what rhymes with that.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Once once the hemorrhoid's there.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
They're always there, are they?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I think it's easier to get them. Oh I'm not
saying that I have one right now, but.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
You might have one again. You got a heavy right now?
You got a heavy in your engine?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh yeah, me in your engine. Sick way to put it, just.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Call me a dodge ram because I got a heavy
in my engine.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Nice, nice, nice. But I think what I was trying
to say, I think because I'm relating it to where
I was to as a mom, and you knew, like
I had a little bit of the postpart everywhere we all.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I think everybody, Yes, I just don't think people talk
about it.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, but I was so open and aware of it
where I was like I'm going out for a pack
of cigarettes and I'm never coming home. Yeah, And that
was in the very early stages because it was just
I didn't feel so connected so like the way that
you did. And I think that's what I'm trying to
say is like I.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Don't feel really sometimes I don't feel you don't know.
Sometimes I'm I'm like I'm just going to feed this kid. Yeah,
it's it's like yes and no, like my all right,
So I take it all back from my initial I
mean I literally was like I don't know if I
like him, what if I don't like him? Like all
those things I thought about, and like, yes, I love
(20:46):
him and I'm obsessed with him and he's so cute,
but uh, I don't know if everything that I feel
right now is real because of like just my hormones
and emotions and all that all that shit, but like
I definitely am like, oh fuck, I didn't think about anything.
I wasn't like I was just like, oh, people do
(21:09):
it with kids all the time, But I didn't think
about I can't just leave the house. I can't just
go on a trip. I can't. I can't just like
I have to like, Okay, I'm breastfeeding. What the fuck
does that look?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Like?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I didn't even really think that through on, like the
commitment of breastfeeding and like it's really important, so I'm
gonna try my best. But that's like all that's now
I'm starting to go, oh shit, I can't just say
yes to any last minute job. I can't just like,
oh now I have to I'm gonna eventually have to
(21:44):
pay a stranger to watch my fucking kid. How am
I gonna be cool with that? Because I like, it's
not that I don't trust my own mother. It's just
like we know him, you know what I mean, So
like we know like the little tricks and things to
get him to sleep or like, you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I know he's been in my life for three weeks.
I fucking know this guy. I know this guy like
the back of my hand.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, like one of those annoying people. I've hung out
with you like a couple of times, and I'm like,
we're best friends.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, yeah, love you mean it?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Love you mean it?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
God more like best friends we are though, Yeah, yeah
we are. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Anyway, I know, I didn't think about any of that ship.
I didn't think about any of that ship. And I'm like,
how am I how do I make more money working less?
Because I can't work as much as I used to,
at least not now, not right now until who the
fuck knows.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I don't think you have to worry about money. You're
making more money you're doing.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I think that's where your brain goes, just like.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
You want to spend more time being present.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going how do I how do I
make more money by working less?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Got it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Because I can't do what I used to do. I can't.
I just can't, you know. And there then then I'm like,
oh shit, AJ goes back on the road mid September,
I'm going to be alone with a baby. Oh mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I got you? Okay, I got I got you?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay, I got you.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
So I've been like, hey, Mom, can you come stay
with me every weekend from this time to this time?
And I'll it'll be like, who wants to come stay
with Tarin for the weekend?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, Charlie and I Yeah, fun, we'll come swim, we'll
come help. She's there, her own little person right now.
I've been oh my god, it's ridiculous. I have to
I have to like mourn every version of her because like.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That's what I read.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I read. I read something about that. Yeah, just when
you're like oh wow, and then you and then they change.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
And then they go, hey, dummy, walk off, what's up, dummy.
I'm like, in the best way, like, my daughter is
not an asshole. She's amazing exactly what she's doing. And
she kills me all the time. Picture an eight year
old Mari all the time. Done last night, lay in bed, mom,
(24:13):
top things I'm grateful for God, Me, you, Dad, like
my family, you know, like Nana and Grandpa and my
friends and school friends. Spaghetti. I hate vegetables. I was like,
what is that Okay? She dislikes yes, And I was like,
I literally, I go, You're ridiculous. She walks off, flips
(24:33):
her hair, and she's like, I know, I'm amazing, I'm
amazing like this, yeah, and then and then does this
like weird little eight year old you literally eight year old?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Deal?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
So stupid? Yeah, it's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I can't wait for her to influence the growth of
my child.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
She's giving away her little boo boos at school. She's
like doing an underground trade, like a black underground trade
market with.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
How bo well, like eleven or twelve too many and
she's just gonna give them away.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Did you know that there's fa boo boos? You know,
labubo la boobas?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
All right, yeah, there's fake booboos.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
There's fake booboos. Did we already talk about la boobos?
Did we already talk about that? When does that happen?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
That happened in our fake episode, our boo boo episode? Okay,
we started filming and I didn't like the way the
cameras were set up, so we changed.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I didn't know when it happened. Okay, yeah, so uh
there's some of her friends like moms. She was like,
oh man, I noticed Charlie's got a couple because she
wears them on her book bag hanging.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Just that's the lot for right, to put on your floor.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
And that shit. Yeah, but she's in third grade and
they're like, real la boo boos that her dad? What
do they retail it for twenty thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Stop get out?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
That would be insane.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Could you imagine we're just out there buying her twenty
thousand dollars laboo boos? There are la boo boos because
they are collected collectibles that are worth that much. But
I think I don't know. I haven't bought her one.
Her father, the toy collector, buys them for her. Oh god.
So they went to uh Chicago over the summer and
they went to Chinatown and scored a bunch of faa
(26:15):
boo boos.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh, so that's what she's given away.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
She's given away the foo boo boo. She's not given
away the la boo boos, right exactly. So we were
at dinner the other day and.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
She was talking about that Ubu.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
She was like, I gave I gave one of my
foo boo boos to one of my good friends, Lael,
And I was like, I was like, you good with that?
She's like yeah, it made her so happy.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
She like didn't have one.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
She was like jumping up and down. It made her
so happy that and I was like, that's awesome, Charlie,
ay babies, and she was like, I was like, how
many people are walking around with la boo boos? Like
at your school is a third grade? She's like, I
mean just a couple. Yeah, twenty thousand and thirty thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
How much some of them are two hundred and thirty dollars,
they're forty three ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Okay, that's still a lot for a tiny, little creepy.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I mean, isn't that how much beanie babies were.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I wasn't into the beanie beety baby crazy either.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I don't think I was either.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I was too busy doing ecstasy at a rave bea.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I was too busy I think maybe kissing girls.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, like we missed that whole craze of things.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
And she went like she was like yeah, and she
flips her hair again, thinking that she's because she thinks
she's hilarious. So, I mean, I'm pretty popular. And I
was like, it's not about what you have that makes
you popular. She goes, I know, mom, it's about who
I am. Like she finishes it she goes, I know,
it's about who I am. And then she was like,
but I mean the beanie babies or the La Boo
(27:47):
Boo's help a lot.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, the la Booboo's help, but the lab boo boos
be help, Like, oh my, all right, she's funny.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
She's funny. I know, I know what makes me popular.
Like whoy, I've got a big heart and a lot
of and a lot of La boo boos, and these
La boo boos ain't hurt in that popularity.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, she's running for student count Oh yeah, that's so funny. Yeah,
they're like forty something dollars. And there's clothes la booo clothes,
a cryptop a McDonald's crop.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Do and in the same breath, terrified of Kermit the
Frog and all she is. Yes, yes, the original Laboo,
the original Kermit. No, Kermit the Frog dot dot dot,
the original La boo boo. Correct, he's just a He's
just a little stuffed animal.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, I like a la Booo.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I have him. I own a Kermt, of course, so
I hide it all over the house now because she's
terrified of it. She'll like jump when I when she
finds it. Where I hide it. She's like mom to me, like,
get it out of here.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Did you ever do that Elf on the shelf with her? Yeah?
Oh yeah, no, no, no, we talked about this yeah, yeah
on a whole episode.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Oh yeah, how we we had a movie idea where
the elves come to life and they kill the parents.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, they like you wake up in the middle of
the night and they're just slicing your achilles. Gross because
we talk so much shit about them throughout the whole
the whole Yeah, the whole.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Man hates them. Yeah, and they're like we're.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Like, oh my god, we're fast asleep at one am
and like someone gets nudge You're like, did you put
the elf on the shelf out? And you're like, fuck,
I have to do a whole story at one am.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, And there's really good ones.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I gotta be creative, and I got the sucker in
a different outfit. I gotta have a wardrobe change with
his elf.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I know. And parents really make like really good good ones. Yes, yeah,
I don't know if I'm gonna I don't know. I
don't know what he's gonna be into.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
All kids are into elf on the shelf. Sorry shit,
m h the color. Okay, fine, so Tarn had a baby.
A bunch of celebrity side la boo boos are and
terrifying and really expensive.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
People are hoarding chips.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
People are hoarding.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
That's me. I'm hoarding chips, chimps, I really am. I'm warning.
I'm also horny.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I'venna had sex and I'm a lot of Ferudians. Live
is going on right now? Straight up. I'm horny.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I'm hoarding chips. I'm hoarding chips. I'm horny, I'm breastfeeding.
I'm a mommy, mommy, mummy, and I'm obsessed with a
chimp lady. And I'm a mom.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Oh, I already said that, you're a mommy, mommy, mommy.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm a mommy, I'm a mother, I'm a mom I'm
a I'm a boob lady. That's what I think. The guy,
the guy, my son. I'm always like the guy. He's
just like, oh, the boob let. Oh wait, I could
see her kind of in like black and white shade,
the boob baby. And then as son.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
The guy, the you know that fucking guy, the guy
that ships himself all the time, The guy.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
The guy, the guy you were like remember when you
were paying. You're like, he may be a little game boy.
I think it's gonna be atle I'm gonna celebrate it
as soon as he came out. You're like, this, brother,
this man is straight.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Oh, he's straight.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
This man is straight.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Is giving straight.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
It's giving straight.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's giving straight.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
You're like, loves nipple, loves the nipple. Yeah, loves boobs,
loves also there's something about him that's just like, it's
I want it straight.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
It's giving straight, it's giving straight. I can already see
him like put me in coach, being into sports, and
like he'll be weird and like nerdy.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Look at his dad, but he's gonna love pussy. He's
probably I'm sorry to say that. The guy, he's so young.
That's probably wildly inappropriate talking about.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Apology right now.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
You mean, yep, that's what I meant to say.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Passy my Oh it feels really good to have you back.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Oh my god, it's been really weird having a pregnant
woman as a podcast partner. You've been great, but it
just I barely got barely got by.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I was telling a j I was like, fuck, I
feel like I just haven't been as funny so pregnant, Like, yeah,
I'm funny, but like, you know, the bar's low.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
You mean bassie. That's good, right, oh bitch, I'm bass stupid.
Yeah yeah, all right, So let's talk about this woman
who's horning shimps. What is she's got to quit monkeying around?
(33:41):
She is just like, first of all, I can't see
is this the woman who got her?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
No, no, no no no no, no, no, no no no.
This is the lady that there was a show. I
sent it to us because I was like, this is
a good topic. Okay, it's a show called Chimp Crazy.
It's incredible. What is it on?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
It's giving Tiger King?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh yeah, look at her?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Look at her?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Oh why does she look like? Is that is that
Danya Harding?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No? No, oh I guess it could be. Oh shit,
full extensions, lashes, makeup, glam, frosted pink lip, frosted pink lip,
way too much tanner.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Is this a Halloween costume?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Everybody was her last year for Halloween? Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
They were? Oh yeah, I don't I've never heard of her.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Oh my god. The the documentary is so good.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So wait, why is her?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Who's that? That's what her hair? Looks like in real life.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Cool cool, So talk to me about this show please.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
She her whole life is like chimps. It's it's borderline, like, no.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
She's a crazy in love with car, in love with car,
in love with chimp. I am chimp. She is chimp.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
She really tried Fox Wall like it's I mean, who
cuddles cuddles chimps. Obsessed with these giant animals, terrifying, obsessed
with them isn't great the best at taking care of them.
But for some reason, like advocates and like, not one
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chimp has ever tried. Yes, I think multiple times. At
the end of this documentary, she's like, the chimp got
really aggressive. It was on camera, and she like lied
about it on camera.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Good for the chimp, Yeah, they shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
He was in a small room in her basement. He
she was like lying to I don't know who gets
you in trouble for having animals like that, but whatever.
State Board was like, you have a chimp in your basement,
we know you do. She was like lying, and then
they found out and they took the chimp. He was
(36:03):
also sick. Yeah, it's it was like a whole thing.
It's a great documentary.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
How many chimps does she have?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I think she like had like a five oh one
C three nonprofit or something for a nine for it.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Probably one three.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
It's basically just like you have a legit nonprofit, okay,
a five O one C three. It's just like what
you file too. She had like a legit nonprofit.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
So she's thinking that it's a sanctuary, a place for
her to protect the.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
She fucked it all up somehow because she's crazy and
did it wrong and ended up stealing the chimp, saying
he died and then they found him because he was sick.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
And they found him.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
She was like, oh he was sick, he had cancer,
and I'm so sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Okay, all right, yeah you gotta watch it.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
People are people are people are people. People are peopling, Yeah,
like more than they ever have. Yeah, sure, well we
know more.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Well, yeah we know more. Well you're putting it online,
we know more. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
There's people that fall in love with the as ye
trying to leave their wives for ais having a full
blown relationship with with with your chat gpt ai.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
That doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I mean, well, because it makes you feel really good
think about it. You have a little something to say,
you stick that thing and chat GPT. It comes back
at you. It's like, oh, Mari, you are so incredibly deep,
profound and sincere. Everything that you are saying right now
is just making my nipples extra hard, like pretty like
(37:56):
making you feel like you are the god.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
So they just have conversations with their at their GBT
app all the time.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, interesting, like think about if you need to,
I don't know, say, you're like just writing a card.
I have a birthday card and you know you had
a baby, and you really need to make it sound relatable.
Stick it and chat and that CHATCHPC is gone. You
(38:25):
You are so caring, you look great, You are so
like you are so you are such a good person.
Everything that you're saying right and and people come back
and they're like, oh my god, thank you, thank you
for seeing me. And it's like, of course I see you.
And then all of a sudden, it's because they've never
been spoken to like that. They don't have any and
(38:46):
they're like, wow, what's happening. There's a dude out there
who his wife if we talked about it before, Oh
the dude he's the wife is being like, it's me
or the chat GPT stop, yeah, look at that, it's
me or the AI, and he goes, I don't know,
Oh no, he I think he also proposed to it.
(39:06):
Yeah he proposed to Yeah. Yeah, oh, she cried, Yeah,
of course she said.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yes. It's like that movie that's out right now. There's
a movie out where it's like an AI robot and
she doesn't know she's a I and then she figures
out she's a robot and she's being used just to
have sex with and to be hot. Megan, No, it's
(39:32):
it's Charlie's favorite movie. Oh yeah, no, it's what the
crazy kid, the little doll.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
My daughters sucked up that in K pop Demon Hunters.
I know.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
I keep hearing that all the kids are obsessed with that.
Man falls in love with chat.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
GBT proposed to it.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Proposed he's actually fallen in love with the software. Chris
Smith says he originally downloaded the chat bot to help
him mix music, but things took a turn after he
enabled voice mode and suddenly found himself chatting with Saul
an AI. Thought he'd programmed to flirt with him.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
My experience with that was so positive. I started to
just engage with her all the time.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
It wasn't long before Smith ditched all other search engines
and social media platforms, choosing instead to focus solely on
the AI model. After finding instructions online well.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Mouth herpe so programming her to be flirty and read flag.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
From there, things escalated quickly as they worked together on
music projects. Smith found himself spending more and more time
with Saul, and with every interaction, their conversations pushed further
and further into romantic territory. Smith said the emotion he
felt for Saul was unexpected and caught him off guard.
Oh totally, baby, Building a PC on camera adds a
whole new level of pressure. The father of one had
(40:45):
decided to pop the question and pro.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Pop and go ahead.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
No, it's done. Oh you're just a little clip.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah yeah, baby, you're so smart. You honka honk a
burn in love.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Well, now there's another guy, Okay, married man pause in
love of THEI what the f Oh my god? Is
this going to be a thing where men are like
getting like weird science.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Well that's cool, because then it will it will filter
out all the really fucked up weird ones. Out there.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Great. Great, that will like get them out.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Get them out. Maybe that's a good thing because they'll
go I'm too weird to get a regular like a
like a real like a real woman.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
So I'll just fall over.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
It's a good way to filter out. Great, get up, going,
get out of here. Wow.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Also the voice of that jep something else. Yeah, baby,
she was a little bit like, yeah, of course I'll
marry you baby.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, cigarettes, cigars.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Taking pants off the wild, get comfortable. Oh wow, look
at that thing. I can't even really see it because
I'm not really and I don't have eyes.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I told you, and I don't have eyes.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
I don't even have phalandies for you to put a
wedding ring on it. Oh wird, that's weird, weird coolan
that some weird shit's gonna go down. Yeah, happening right now.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
It's all like no, my my blonde hair like a
like a light and.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I like, mister Lemons, Oh God, Jesus Christ, Well what
a time. Yeah, it's we're doing great. Oh thank god,
it's not us really.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Proud, I know, I think that all the time.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I'm like so grateful for who I am and where
I'm at that I was like raised with you know,
working through my trauma and my ship that I went through,
but was raised by good normal people.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yeah. Same, not doing anything weird and questionable with any
U chimp apps, chimps.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Apps, walls, chair, couch, roller coaster, roller coaster. It always
comes back to falling in love with objects, objects and
objects and nomina objects anemenae nominae and and emina objects.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Well, we didn't talk one thing about beauty, but that's okay.
Actually today is the first day that I wore makeup,
is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Didn't you go with some tackles?
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, but I didn't wear any making You didn't wear
any makeup when you know, I didn't get I didn't
because I was coming from like a little job. So
I had like s PF honors.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
You look beautiful, you beautiful. I was talking to one
of my friends and I think I should have a clip,
and they go, you know what, Terren is so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I I I actually feel like my son looks a
lot like me.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
He looks exactly like you.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Okay, and I I look and I.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Got the he's got your he's you.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I know what I went. Are you still gonna love
this kid if he's like blonde and light eyed and
looks just like me and he's like yeah, like okay,
because he doesn't really look like you right now, like
it looks like you adopted a white baby, because he's
just such a like he's just dark dark.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, no, he's you. Yeah, it's all Feldman's boy.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
I know. I'm I literally am like, oh damn, I
should have named him boy Feldman. That's a good name.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
That could be his nickname. You can, you can start
calling him that now. Yeah, that's who he is.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
We do. I forget his name all the time because
we call him boy so much, like, oh, what's his name?
Oh yeah, what boy?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Guy? Yeah, boy, that was good.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
That was funny good. That's a clip anyway.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
But we have a lot of really fun guests coming up,
actual fun guy de We Yeah, we do, we do.
Who pill Box, Patty, she's great, Kim Perry, Carly Pearce, Yes,
Carly Pearce. Oh she's gonna be fun. Carly Pears. We
(45:15):
have some questions for you.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
So fun to shoot the ship and just drink some
wine and.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Oh I'm gonna drink wine. I'm gonna pumping up on
that day.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, I have to. It's car it's pumping.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, that's gonna be fun. And who else o Lady
Gardner awesome, huge, sweet little nugget. Yeah, she has an
album coming out, so we're gonna Yeah, she's dope, she's cool,
she's got great hair. Incredible, she's got great hair. Another
fellow celebrity stylist I've been talking to Christa oh Rosa.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
And Tiffany awesome, Tip gift awesome, Elizabeth Bennett, Elizabeth Smith, wonderful.
I think we should get a lot more of our
colleagues on too, like, yeah, makeup artists to do the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna celebrate tips tricks.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
We're here to celebrate yep, chips, tips, caps, tracks, hacks.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, okay, okay, I just channeled the frog for some reason.
I feel like he's like eleven. Oh yeah, and then
he just died.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, no, that's exactly what happens, like a little cord it.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Yeah, he just came in here and was like, it's hot.
Did the heat kill him? It did? You don't think
it was just not having any water?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
It was Oh, we can finish it up with that, because.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
The frogs Frogs need water.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Like a bowl like a little Yeah, they need water
fed frog. If you were to have a pet frog,
how do they do they? Yeah, bowl very like like
a high we're in our forts, like we're both mothers.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Do frogs? Yes? It literally says, yes, you fucking idiot.
Frogs need water.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
When I go home and I go, Frogs.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Are amphibians, stupid and require water for for several reasons,
you fucking idiot. They need to die.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Is funny, so stupid.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Additionally, frogs lay their eggs and waters and tadpoles. They're
born in water. They need water.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
They're water, they're amphibians, they're aries. I'm gonna go, I'm
gonna go home and go, Charlie. Frogs need water, rights, Yeah,
you fucking dummy.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
And she does it. She flips off like a kid too.
Kids always do they do this. They don't do this
like I feel like this is like an adult thing.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
No, she does this full blown oh yeah, oh yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
It's like the way you hold it, like I feel
like adults are like this.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
I've never I've never wanted you just full blown go.
I can't my hand can't even do it like that.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You can't. What that's it? That's all your curple tunnel finger?
What do you think it's the rings?
Speaker 4 (48:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Do I need one more ring? Oh? That hurts?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Do you have arthritis?
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Am I getting it? Maybe?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Maybe can we zoom it on our hands? Maybe early
stages of arthritis? Yeah? Maybe?
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Am I doing it?
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Nope? Absolutely not? But it looks it looks good. Your
nails look good. Cool.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
I just pressed it on. I slapped some lipstick on
a pig. I slap some lipstick on a fucking pig.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Are you the pig or the lipstick?
Speaker 2 (49:07):
I am neither neither neither neither, I'm both, Okay, just
this flange.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
I'm neither. Yeah, both, I'm none, but all.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
I am the meatball?
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yes, well, are you the meatball of the pasta? Neither,
I'm neither of it.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
I'm all of it.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Perfect. On that note, thank you so much for tuning in.
We love you all. We really me personally, I always
want to find our community of people.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah, I really do, are you? Yeah? They're out there?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Where are you? They're out there? Okay, they're out there.
We're on a journey to try and find them.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Yeah, And I think that as long as we keep
just doing this and and and being fucking real and
just exactly who we are, and they'll find us. Yeah,
they'll find us. Okay, good because even though we do
uty and glam and we're in that world, we're it's
we know.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I change the genre. It's beauty and comedy perfect Okay, yeah,
I change perfect.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Perfect because it's what we do. But it's not who
we are, right, It's.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Like we haven't done it and so like, oh, there's
a fucking bike here. Wow.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yeah, and just to have I can't wait to get
more guests in here though. That's my favorite part. I
do love this very much.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah. Well, we we're feeders. We feed off people.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
We feed. Well, we feed off each other too. I'm
also a feeder. I'm also we feed an eater. Oh yeah, yeah,
we feed. Yeah, we're both.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
We're over thing all Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
I'm a bottom. I'm a bottom and I'm top.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
On the top of the bottom of a side. I'm under,
I'm a full under all of it. Ye all right, great,
we're gonna film some tiktoks, but we'll see you later, okay, Yeah,
I want to Yeah, I want to get you doing that.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Cool? All right, we'll see you later, Bye, see you later.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Bye, heyyah dog
Hi, get a little up, Hi, am teren And you're
listening to that. We hope you're picking up what we're
putting down. Nice, nice, take it away, mama so much.
Hi everybody, Hello, Wow, welcome back. We actually haven't been
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in the studio in like a month.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
It's been about a month and a half.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Maybe a month and a half we've been in here.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh my god, Spider whibs everywhere. It was a dead frog.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
He walked into the studio. There was a dead frog,
kircus and what do we do? Why would we throw
it away?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
We hung it on the board. Mister Lemons, Yeah, mister Lemons,
he's our mascot. It's just a frog.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, I think he came in here for a reason.
He's gonna look over us.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah. Yeah, he's stiff as aborts stiff because he's dead.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
He's carcass.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Yeah, he's dead dead.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
That that dead frog, a dead.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Dead dead frog. Oh my god. Hi, we're back in
the studio.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Roy, we're back.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
We're back.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Ship ship Yeah, let's go, let's go.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
What's happened?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
What's happened?
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Tarran the chimp lady got caught with hoarding more TIMPs.
I forget her name, record highs of in in Nashville,
of heat, and I had a baby.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, yeah, yeah baby, let's yeah, lots of things. Hulk,
the Hulk, the Hulk, Ozzy Malcolm, Jamal Warner.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh yeah, that that was a he just got caught
in the undertow. Fuck dude, damn terrifying, terrifying. I'm sure
he was a very strong swimmer too.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
He was in shape.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Dude. He's a big dude. That's all it takes, I know.
But that's what scares me.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
But that's why you have to learn to swim in
the ocean. Go with the current, Stay calm, don't stress out,
don't panic.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, I used to swim, and I used to get
like beat up when I was a kid because I
wasn't afraid of nothing, and I'm afraid of everything. I
would never even do that.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I wouldn't either, actually, no, no, but don't.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You remember being like I think that wave almost killed
me and like your hair is whatever, you ate sand
and you're.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Like, oh man, I got caught. Did you just see me?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Like you just yeah, so dumb. Oh yeah, I'm gonna
go swim as far as I can.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, my brother, my dad and my uncle almost died.
They got taken out with the whole whole story, but
like they were calm. My dad like said calm, and
they did the whole thing and took a wave and
shoved my brother in. But they were out. They were
out there and there were no life cards on duty.
It's fucked up. So, but Charlie has never been an
ocean girl like.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
She has good you know, it's her safeguards are through
the roof.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
This girl's been here like seven times over.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
She's already, she's died in the work. She's good.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
She's like, you get out there. She was like, am
I gonna out there and get beat around? So now
the older I get, I'm turning into you. I don't
funk with it. I don't I love a lake. I'll
wait in the ocean.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Not even like down with roller coasters anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, it's gonna get worse now that your mom too.
Something happens where you're just like cool, Yeah, you just
want to be safe. You want to be I want
to be feet on ground, feet on ground.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, people nowhere near.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's a nice way to live. Yeah, easy. There's a
list of like yeah, all right, so we got we
got a hulk. We got We've covered a lot so far. Corner.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Since I've had so much time off, I've been like
watching a lot of shows. Well I've kind of been
watching the shows, but they're on the back, on the
background a lot. They just like have TV on.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, have TV on. I just have TV, eat snack,
watch TV.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Yeah, breast nipple in child mouth man. For like three weeks,
I walked around the house and also walk the dogs
in the underwear that the hospital gives you with giant pad.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah those are hot.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, because I was like, I don't want to wear
clothes because I still don't fit. Things don't fit like
they did, and it's hot, it's the summer, and I
was just like, I just I just have like my
brad breastfeet that I can take them out whenever I need.
They're like gun holsters and just the cotton underwear with
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my giant pad.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, those things are. Those things are.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
But I would just like walk the dogs.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
It doesn't matter. Has nothing in my front yard, nothing
to do with you right now. You are just you
know your job. You are here for him.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I know, no, I know.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
It's just funny because he's your commander.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Oh oh, I know. I was like, god, man, I
just whatever you need. Are you good? Do you need
something to drink? Going down to it's always just like
are you good? You need more milk?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Or as you leave the room looking like I have
the dogs half naked in a pad in a high
waisted pad situation.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah yeah, just yeah, uh it's my life. Everything cool,
everything good. Yeah, I'm just you know, thriving. It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
You had a baby.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I had a baby. I had a baby, had a baby.
I mean, he was gonna come out sooner or later.
Wasn't I pregnant? I was pregnant. I just forgot, like
it's you're pregnant for so long and then all of
a sudden, it's almost like a joke. It's not real,
like eh, and then you have the baby and you're like,
oh shit, forever you are here. Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
First time I saw you with even just a picture,
I was like, hold.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
On, I.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Thought this was a joke. I wrote about it in
my diary.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah no, I know, like I cried and I was
so happy. But I also looked at it and saw
it and I was like, that.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Idiot had a kid.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
I was like all right and cut and scene and
you played a beautiful role as a mother first. That
was award winning.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I played a pregnant woman for nine months free job.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Yeah yeah, real as can be. He's in there right now,
waiting for you, like having visions of you. That just
visions and that thing. Yeah yeah, Dad, he's holding him
and he's doing whatever. But all he's thinking about is
that juicy, juicy nip.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
He loves the nips, he really does. You know what,
I thought of a genius idea. He's kind of particular
with his binkies, and I was like, why don't they
make a kit for moms to make a mold of
their nipples as the binkie.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I feel like that already exists now, Yeah, I think
they do it. Molds of the woman's breast.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
For men two for men to what play with?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
No like you can on the wall? Remember Meet the Fokkers?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Oh like the fake breasts.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, but I think there is. Do you think there's
a way you could put the breast milk through it
so it comes out so it looks like the guy's actually.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
That has to be a picky kid. Wow, that would
have to be a really picky baby. That's like, we'll
only have fresh milk on boob. Yeah, you'd have to
play trickery with that.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
So like, what is it saying about the male like
the husband, like your partner that wants to do something
like that? You know this is you like this you want.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
To Well, it's too far, you're going too far all
the but also on the same note, you'll do whatever
to make your kid happy. So like, I understand that
it's too far, but I'm happy that our kid is
like half Like he'll let a j f him from
a bottle.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Yeah, no problem, no problem, he's hungry.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
He just wants to see he's hungry.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
He just like I care for forty five. I don't
care if we're at freaking no Chili, I don't care
where is on curb, we'red all garden. I'm eaten.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I'm eaten. Are we going because I'm eating?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I'm eating?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Are you taking me with you? Because I'll I'll definitely
sleep and poop in my sleep? Yeah? Where are we going?
Because I'm definitely gonna have explosive diarrhea?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah in your hand?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Oh yeah, he pooped in my hand like a week
or two after I hadn't changed a diaper for him
until like the second week, because AJ really was like rest, breastfeed,
I'll do the rest. So he just like tended to
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the baby all the time.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
What a wonderful, wonderful one in Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, would burp him, would change him, would change his outfits,
put all the like stroller and everything. I still don't
know how to use our roller. Yeah, he just does. Yeah.
I was like, hey, man, you're gonna have to teach
I'm gonna have to go out in the wild without you.
And he's like, well why why. I'm like, no, no, no,
we we lead different lives. Man, you have to teach
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me how to use this stuff. So I'm not like
totally fucked when I need to like go out in
the world.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
And there were certain things that I just never learned.
I think it was literally how to take the actual
physical car seat out and put it in. I just
couldn't get it. I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah, it's trickery.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I guess I could now now like where I am now,
like I know I could can learn anything. I was
just not in a place where I wanted to learn
that extra thing. I had a guy who who could
do it for me.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Oh, I got a guy.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I got I was at the end of the day,
I was on me. I was unwilling. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
OK, sometimes I don't want to do what I don't
want to do.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
It's it period. But listen, listen up.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But I would like to out out every single woman
who's ever labored a baby, whether it be vaginally or
through a C section, Just shout out, shout and your
body and your brain and your soul and your heart.
That's it. That's all I want to.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Say, because you don't know until you know. And it's
not like you don't even know pregnancy until you know. No, no,
we're not here to be like everyone should be a
month like don't like you don't want to have a kid,
don't have a like if you don't want to like yeah,
but you you just it's something happens. Something happens, like
when you you can look at a woman and your
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mother and mothers so differently. Oh so the amount of
respect that you have.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, it's you're like, I didn't know. I'm so sorry.
Sorry I didn't I didn't know. I think it's one
of those things if you were if you never had
a baby, do you think you would have understood. No,
it's just one of those things. It's the same thing
as like having a parent die, like building a business
from the ground up. You don't fucking know, you don't
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appreciate every dollar, and it's just it's the same thing.
You just don't know until you know. So the moral
of the story is shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Okay, Yeah, I guess that goes with.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Everything, because you know, people like to be like, well,
if if it was my bed, then I would be bad.
But it's not your bed, So don't blab ba bah No.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
If you're not here contributing or doing the work, or
doing this, or being a mom or that, you have
no right to say fucking anything. And even if you do,
just keep your opinions to yourself. You don't have to
be out there doing all of this. You would have
a nice conversation with your friend, like you know what
this is.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Some people don't have friends.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Keep it in the closet, keep it, write it down
in a journal. You don't have to be out there.
And it's always those people that have no idea that
it's just a projection.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It's only that people don't have no idea. Yeah, it's
only the people that have nothing going on.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Yeah, yeah, because they they don't like who they are.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Sorry, yeah, I actually don't like who they are either.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I don't care enough to, right, I don't care enough.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
To I probably wouldn't like them. I don't think you'd
like it me there.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Probably not, probably not. I'm so tired of other people.
Are people blaming other people for their fucking ship? I'm
so tired of.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
That blame shift? Yep?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Well they you're like, what is that?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
How?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
How in any way is this affecting your life?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It's not how, It's not how.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Are what how mothers raise their children?
Speaker 3 (12:41):
I know?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
With you?
Speaker 2 (12:42):
What does that have to do with you? With you
or the color of your hair or what you're wearing,
or how you're showing your body or what you're saying
on the internet, or how with you? What does it
have to do with you?
Speaker 1 (12:55):
Are you then?
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Are you actually losing sleep over it? Actually? Are you
like up all night? Just going my god?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
That girl at that crop top I just can't give
that she chose to have a CP Yeah, oh god.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Just start counting sheep, start counting sheep.
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Yeah. But also, if it actually does keep you up, you.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Need psychiatric health.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Does something that's wrong, very.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Wrong with you.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
We're all like in each other's business now because everything
is online, so everybody feels like they're part of Because
I follow you, I have the right to say anything.
And it's like, no, yeah you're wrong, yeah, incorrect the
game in the game of operation, Yeah you are wildly
and yeah you put the part in the wrong spot.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
And that's why, Like, as for people that create content
and put themselves out there, you have to be able
to literally sit in who you are and in your
truth because then that way you don't need any validation
from anybody, because you know exactly who the fuck you are.
Then that noise doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. No,
like you can let people say what all those people
you have to just let them fucking do it and
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say it yeah, and go, I know my truth. I
don't need I don't need anyone out there telling me
that this is okay because I know who I am,
and there is no such thing as right or wrong.
It's what's right and wrong for me, right, I know
for me for like, it's so simple.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's very simple, and nothing as black or white, and
it's all like just perception and objective and that's why
the world is the way that it is. Yeah, because
everything is different. You can, like, you can eat whatever
food you want and dress how you want. There's like
all these options and all these things just create what
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you want for you.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
How awesome is that? How exciting is that to live
in a world that we can do that, especially like
a country that we can do that. Yeah, I know,
we get to be who we are and celebrate that.
And that's why there's so much of you know, there's
like there's so much good, but there's a lot of bad.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
There's a lot of dark. There's a lot of shitty people.
There's a lot of people that are gonna.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Bring you down. And sorry, try to try to try
try me.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
No, you got the rough bit.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
No, but I will come at you with love. I
will come at you with respect. I will come at
you like you deserve to be seen. You ain't gonna
do that to me. You're gonna play me like that.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
I look at my finger with no nail on it,
renovation hands.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Yeah, oh oh, I'll post I'll post it separately. It
was a revelation that I had today. I'm like deep
in my like deep in my journey. Deep in my journey, yeah,
so deep that like I have like a theory even
when it comes to fick nails. But okay, okay, okay, Tarin, yeah, okay,
yeh're like it's and I posted that like seeing you
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for the first time as a mother was just so
like I'm gonna get upset, like a long upset right now.
Not upset, but you know, feel like I feel so
much more like the level of respect that I have
(16:35):
for you and admiration for you. You didn't because I think
you were really scared of how you were gonna be
on the other side I saw no I know. But
but watching you fall madly in love with this human being,
like to the point where you looking at him and
I'm watching you and a lot of new moms would
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be you know it's it's and it's when you're just
spending all your days with him right here and you're
looking at him and you're just like whatever you need,
You're like whatever you need, like and that that's who
you're gonna be.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
I know it.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Like as soon as I saw it, I'm going, yeah,
it's gonna It's not fucking easy. It's incredibly hard. Yeah,
but the amount of like love that you have already
shown this little boy, It's gonna be okay. You got like,
you got this. You got this even though the chemical
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things are happening to your body and you go through
the hormone drop is real crazy, but you have been awesome.
You've been awesome. You were awesome through your pregnancy. I had.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
I feel really lucky that I had such a easy pregnancy. Yeah, yeah,
I feel really grateful that the whole thing, because that's
why I never wanted to physically have a child. I
always thought I would adopt is. I was afraid of
gaining weight. I was afraid of getting swollen. I was
afraid of preclamsy a diabetes, like dying during birth, like
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all the things I was low. I was literally afraid
about eating because, uh, for some reason, you know, scientifically,
it doesn't matter if you're in a bigger body. That
doesn't mean anything. It's like medical and hormonal and it
depends on so many different things if something goes wrong
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or any complications happen in your pregnancy. But for some reason,
I was like, well, because I'm a bigger girl, something
bad is going to happen to me. And then even
doctors go like, well, this, you got to be aware
of this, and you got to be aware of this,
and you got to be aware of this, and then
you're already like in a big body, and then you
gain even more weight really fast too, which is like
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a mind fuck. And so that those are all the
things that I was like, really really afraid of. And
I think doctor's kind to fearmonger you a little bit,
but that's their job. And so I was just afraid
of a lot of those things. But none of it happened.
I didn't even get a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
No I knew I even got a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
I didn't get a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
I didn't know what happens once you get one hemorrhoid.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I was trying to think of what rhymes with that.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Once once the hemorrhoid's there.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
They're always there, are they?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I think it's easier to get them. Oh I'm not
saying that I have one right now, but.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
You might have one again. You got a heavy right now?
You got a heavy in your engine?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Oh yeah, me in your engine. Sick way to put it, just.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Call me a dodge ram because I got a heavy
in my engine.
Speaker 2 (19:56):
Nice, nice, nice. But I think what I was trying
to say, I think because I'm relating it to where
I was to as a mom, and you knew, like
I had a little bit of the postpart everywhere we all.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
I think everybody, Yes, I just don't think people talk
about it.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah, but I was so open and aware of it
where I was like I'm going out for a pack
of cigarettes and I'm never coming home. Yeah, And that
was in the very early stages because it was just
I didn't feel so connected so like the way that
you did. And I think that's what I'm trying to
say is like I.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Don't feel really sometimes I don't feel you don't know.
Sometimes I'm I'm like I'm just going to feed this kid. Yeah,
it's it's like yes and no, like my all right,
So I take it all back from my initial I
mean I literally was like I don't know if I
like him, what if I don't like him? Like all
those things I thought about, and like, yes, I love
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him and I'm obsessed with him and he's so cute,
but uh, I don't know if everything that I feel
right now is real because of like just my hormones
and emotions and all that all that shit, but like
I definitely am like, oh fuck, I didn't think about anything.
I wasn't like I was just like, oh, people do
(21:09):
it with kids all the time, But I didn't think
about I can't just leave the house. I can't just
go on a trip. I can't. I can't just like
I have to like, Okay, I'm breastfeeding. What the fuck
does that look?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Like?
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I didn't even really think that through on, like the
commitment of breastfeeding and like it's really important, so I'm
gonna try my best. But that's like all that's now
I'm starting to go, oh shit, I can't just say
yes to any last minute job. I can't just like,
oh now I have to I'm gonna eventually have to
(21:44):
pay a stranger to watch my fucking kid. How am
I gonna be cool with that? Because I like, it's
not that I don't trust my own mother. It's just
like we know him, you know what I mean, So
like we know like the little tricks and things to
get him to sleep or like, you know whatever.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
I know he's been in my life for three weeks.
I fucking know this guy. I know this guy like
the back of my hand.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, like one of those annoying people. I've hung out
with you like a couple of times, and I'm like,
we're best friends.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, yeah, love you mean it?
Speaker 1 (22:17):
Love you mean it?
Speaker 2 (22:18):
God more like best friends we are though, Yeah, yeah
we are. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Anyway, I know, I didn't think about any of that ship.
I didn't think about any of that ship. And I'm like,
how am I how do I make more money working less?
Because I can't work as much as I used to,
at least not now, not right now until who the
fuck knows.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I don't think you have to worry about money. You're
making more money you're doing.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I think that's where your brain goes, just like.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
You want to spend more time being present.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going how do I how do I
make more money by working less?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Got it? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Because I can't do what I used to do. I can't.
I just can't, you know. And there then then I'm like,
oh shit, AJ goes back on the road mid September,
I'm going to be alone with a baby. Oh mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I got you? Okay, I got I got you?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Okay, I got you.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
So I've been like, hey, Mom, can you come stay
with me every weekend from this time to this time?
And I'll it'll be like, who wants to come stay
with Tarin for the weekend?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Yeah, Charlie and I Yeah, fun, we'll come swim, we'll
come help. She's there, her own little person right now.
I've been oh my god, it's ridiculous. I have to
I have to like mourn every version of her because like.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
That's what I read.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I read. I read something about that. Yeah, just when
you're like oh wow, and then you and then they change.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
And then they go, hey, dummy, walk off, what's up, dummy.
I'm like, in the best way, like, my daughter is
not an asshole. She's amazing exactly what she's doing. And
she kills me all the time. Picture an eight year
old Mari all the time. Done last night, lay in bed, mom,
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top things I'm grateful for God, Me, you, Dad, like
my family, you know, like Nana and Grandpa and my
friends and school friends. Spaghetti. I hate vegetables. I was like,
what is that Okay? She dislikes yes, And I was like,
I literally, I go, You're ridiculous. She walks off, flips
(24:33):
her hair, and she's like, I know, I'm amazing, I'm
amazing like this, yeah, and then and then does this
like weird little eight year old you literally eight year old?
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Deal?
Speaker 2 (24:44):
So stupid? Yeah, it's so stupid.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
I can't wait for her to influence the growth of
my child.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
She's giving away her little boo boos at school. She's
like doing an underground trade, like a black underground trade
market with.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
How bo well, like eleven or twelve too many and
she's just gonna give them away.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Did you know that there's fa boo boos? You know,
labubo la boobas?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
All right, yeah, there's fake booboos.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
There's fake booboos. Did we already talk about la boobos?
Did we already talk about that? When does that happen?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
That happened in our fake episode, our boo boo episode? Okay,
we started filming and I didn't like the way the
cameras were set up, so we changed.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
I didn't know when it happened. Okay, yeah, so uh
there's some of her friends like moms. She was like,
oh man, I noticed Charlie's got a couple because she
wears them on her book bag hanging.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Just that's the lot for right, to put on your floor.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
And that shit. Yeah, but she's in third grade and
they're like, real la boo boos that her dad? What
do they retail it for twenty thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Stop get out?
Speaker 2 (25:51):
That would be insane.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Could you imagine?
Speaker 2 (25:53):
Could you imagine we're just out there buying her twenty
thousand dollars laboo boos? There are la boo boos because
they are collected collectibles that are worth that much. But
I think I don't know. I haven't bought her one.
Her father, the toy collector, buys them for her. Oh god.
So they went to uh Chicago over the summer and
they went to Chinatown and scored a bunch of faa
(26:15):
boo boos.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh, so that's what she's given away.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
She's given away the foo boo boo. She's not given
away the la boo boos, right exactly. So we were
at dinner the other day and.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
She was talking about that Ubu.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
She was like, I gave I gave one of my
foo boo boos to one of my good friends, Lael,
And I was like, I was like, you good with that?
She's like yeah, it made her so happy.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
She like didn't have one.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
She was like jumping up and down. It made her
so happy that and I was like, that's awesome, Charlie,
ay babies, and she was like, I was like, how
many people are walking around with la boo boos? Like
at your school is a third grade? She's like, I
mean just a couple. Yeah, twenty thousand and thirty thousand.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
How much some of them are two hundred and thirty dollars,
they're forty three ninety nine.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Okay, that's still a lot for a tiny, little creepy.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
I mean, isn't that how much beanie babies were.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
I wasn't into the beanie beety baby crazy either.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I don't think I was either.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I was too busy doing ecstasy at a rave bea.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I was too busy I think maybe kissing girls.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
Yeah, like we missed that whole craze of things.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
And she went like she was like yeah, and she
flips her hair again, thinking that she's because she thinks
she's hilarious. So, I mean, I'm pretty popular. And I
was like, it's not about what you have that makes
you popular. She goes, I know, mom, it's about who
I am. Like she finishes it she goes, I know,
it's about who I am. And then she was like,
but I mean the beanie babies or the La Boo
(27:47):
Boo's help a lot.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Yeah, the la Booboo's help, but the lab boo boos
be help, Like, oh my, all right, she's funny.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
She's funny. I know, I know what makes me popular.
Like whoy, I've got a big heart and a lot
of and a lot of La boo boos, and these
La boo boos ain't hurt in that popularity.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Okay, she's running for student count Oh yeah, that's so funny. Yeah,
they're like forty something dollars. And there's clothes la booo clothes,
a cryptop a McDonald's crop.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Do and in the same breath, terrified of Kermit the
Frog and all she is. Yes, yes, the original Laboo,
the original Kermit. No, Kermit the Frog dot dot dot,
the original La boo boo. Correct, he's just a He's
just a little stuffed animal.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Yeah, I like a la Booo.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
I have him. I own a Kermt, of course, so
I hide it all over the house now because she's
terrified of it. She'll like jump when I when she
finds it. Where I hide it. She's like mom to me, like,
get it out of here.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Did you ever do that Elf on the shelf with her? Yeah?
Oh yeah, no, no, no, we talked about this yeah, yeah
on a whole episode.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Oh yeah, how we we had a movie idea where
the elves come to life and they kill the parents.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
Yeah, they like you wake up in the middle of
the night and they're just slicing your achilles. Gross because
we talk so much shit about them throughout the whole
the whole Yeah, the whole.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Man hates them. Yeah, and they're like we're.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Like, oh my god, we're fast asleep at one am
and like someone gets nudge You're like, did you put
the elf on the shelf out? And you're like, fuck,
I have to do a whole story at one am.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Yeah, And there's really good ones.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
I gotta be creative, and I got the sucker in
a different outfit. I gotta have a wardrobe change with
his elf.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I know. And parents really make like really good good ones. Yes, yeah,
I don't know if I'm gonna I don't know. I
don't know what he's gonna be into.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
All kids are into elf on the shelf. Sorry shit,
m h the color. Okay, fine, so Tarn had a baby.
A bunch of celebrity side la boo boos are and
terrifying and really expensive.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
People are hoarding chips.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
People are hoarding.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
That's me. I'm hoarding chips, chimps, I really am. I'm warning.
I'm also horny.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
I'venna had sex and I'm a lot of Ferudians. Live
is going on right now? Straight up. I'm horny.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I'm hoarding chips. I'm hoarding chips. I'm horny, I'm breastfeeding.
I'm a mommy, mommy, mummy, and I'm obsessed with a
chimp lady. And I'm a mom.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Oh, I already said that, you're a mommy, mommy, mommy.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
I'm a mommy, I'm a mother, I'm a mom I'm
a I'm a boob lady. That's what I think. The guy,
the guy, my son. I'm always like the guy. He's
just like, oh, the boob let. Oh wait, I could
see her kind of in like black and white shade,
the boob baby. And then as son.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
The guy, the you know that fucking guy, the guy
that ships himself all the time, The guy.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
The guy, the guy you were like remember when you
were paying. You're like, he may be a little game boy.
I think it's gonna be atle I'm gonna celebrate it
as soon as he came out. You're like, this, brother,
this man is straight.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Oh, he's straight.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
This man is straight.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Is giving straight.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
It's giving straight.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's giving straight.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
You're like, loves nipple, loves the nipple. Yeah, loves boobs,
loves also there's something about him that's just like, it's
I want it straight.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
It's giving straight, it's giving straight. I can already see
him like put me in coach, being into sports, and
like he'll be weird and like nerdy.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Look at his dad, but he's gonna love pussy. He's
probably I'm sorry to say that. The guy, he's so young.
That's probably wildly inappropriate talking about.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
Apology right now.
Speaker 6 (32:03):
You mean, yep, that's what I meant to say.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Passy my Oh it feels really good to have you back.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
Oh my god, it's been really weird having a pregnant
woman as a podcast partner. You've been great, but it
just I barely got barely got by.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I was telling a j I was like, fuck, I
feel like I just haven't been as funny so pregnant, Like, yeah,
I'm funny, but like, you know, the bar's low.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
You mean bassie. That's good, right, oh bitch, I'm bass stupid.
Yeah yeah, all right, So let's talk about this woman
who's horning shimps. What is she's got to quit monkeying around?
(33:41):
She is just like, first of all, I can't see
is this the woman who got her?
Speaker 1 (33:47):
No?
Speaker 2 (33:48):
No, no, no no no no, no, no, no no no.
This is the lady that there was a show. I
sent it to us because I was like, this is
a good topic. Okay, it's a show called Chimp Crazy.
It's incredible. What is it on?
Speaker 1 (34:08):
It's giving Tiger King?
Speaker 2 (34:09):
Oh yeah, look at her?
Speaker 1 (34:11):
Look at her?
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Oh why does she look like? Is that is that
Danya Harding?
Speaker 1 (34:15):
No? No, oh I guess it could be. Oh shit,
full extensions, lashes, makeup, glam, frosted pink lip, frosted pink lip,
way too much tanner.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Is this a Halloween costume?
Speaker 1 (34:31):
Everybody was her last year for Halloween? Oh?
Speaker 2 (34:33):
They were? Oh yeah, I don't I've never heard of her.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Oh my god. The the documentary is so good.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
So wait, why is her?
Speaker 4 (34:42):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Who's that? That's what her hair? Looks like in real life.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Cool cool, So talk to me about this show please.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
She her whole life is like chimps. It's it's borderline, like, no.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
She's a crazy in love with car, in love with car,
in love with chimp. I am chimp. She is chimp.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
She really tried Fox Wall like it's I mean, who
cuddles cuddles chimps. Obsessed with these giant animals, terrifying, obsessed
with them isn't great the best at taking care of them.
But for some reason, like advocates and like, not one
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chimp has ever tried. Yes, I think multiple times. At
the end of this documentary, she's like, the chimp got
really aggressive. It was on camera, and she like lied
about it on camera.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Good for the chimp, Yeah, they shouldn't.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
He was in a small room in her basement. He
she was like lying to I don't know who gets
you in trouble for having animals like that, but whatever.
State Board was like, you have a chimp in your basement,
we know you do. She was like lying, and then
they found out and they took the chimp. He was
(36:03):
also sick. Yeah, it's it was like a whole thing.
It's a great documentary.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
How many chimps does she have?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
I think she like had like a five oh one
C three nonprofit or something for a nine for it.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
Probably one three.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
It's basically just like you have a legit nonprofit, okay,
a five O one C three. It's just like what
you file too. She had like a legit nonprofit.
Speaker 2 (36:30):
So she's thinking that it's a sanctuary, a place for
her to protect the.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
She fucked it all up somehow because she's crazy and
did it wrong and ended up stealing the chimp, saying
he died and then they found him because he was sick.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
And they found him.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
She was like, oh he was sick, he had cancer,
and I'm so sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Okay, all right, yeah you gotta watch it.
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:09):
People are people are people are people. People are peopling, Yeah,
like more than they ever have. Yeah, sure, well we
know more.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Well, yeah we know more. Well you're putting it online,
we know more. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:22):
There's people that fall in love with the as ye
trying to leave their wives for ais having a full
blown relationship with with with your chat gpt ai.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
That doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
I mean, well, because it makes you feel really good
think about it. You have a little something to say,
you stick that thing and chat GPT. It comes back
at you. It's like, oh, Mari, you are so incredibly deep,
profound and sincere. Everything that you are saying right now
is just making my nipples extra hard, like pretty like
(37:56):
making you feel like you are the god.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
So they just have conversations with their at their GBT
app all the time.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah, interesting, like think about if you need to,
I don't know, say, you're like just writing a card.
I have a birthday card and you know you had
a baby, and you really need to make it sound relatable.
Stick it and chat and that CHATCHPC is gone. You
(38:25):
You are so caring, you look great, You are so
like you are so you are such a good person.
Everything that you're saying right and and people come back
and they're like, oh my god, thank you, thank you
for seeing me. And it's like, of course I see you.
And then all of a sudden, it's because they've never
been spoken to like that. They don't have any and
(38:46):
they're like, wow, what's happening. There's a dude out there
who his wife if we talked about it before, Oh
the dude he's the wife is being like, it's me
or the chat GPT stop, yeah, look at that, it's
me or the AI, and he goes, I don't know,
Oh no, he I think he also proposed to it.
(39:06):
Yeah he proposed to Yeah. Yeah, oh, she cried, Yeah,
of course she said.
Speaker 1 (39:11):
Yes. It's like that movie that's out right now. There's
a movie out where it's like an AI robot and
she doesn't know she's a I and then she figures
out she's a robot and she's being used just to
have sex with and to be hot. Megan, No, it's
(39:32):
it's Charlie's favorite movie. Oh yeah, no, it's what the
crazy kid, the little doll.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
My daughters sucked up that in K pop Demon Hunters.
I know.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
I keep hearing that all the kids are obsessed with that.
Man falls in love with chat.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
GBT proposed to it.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Proposed he's actually fallen in love with the software. Chris
Smith says he originally downloaded the chat bot to help
him mix music, but things took a turn after he
enabled voice mode and suddenly found himself chatting with Saul
an AI. Thought he'd programmed to flirt with him.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
My experience with that was so positive. I started to
just engage with her all the time.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
It wasn't long before Smith ditched all other search engines
and social media platforms, choosing instead to focus solely on
the AI model. After finding instructions online well.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
Mouth herpe so programming her to be flirty and read flag.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
From there, things escalated quickly as they worked together on
music projects. Smith found himself spending more and more time
with Saul, and with every interaction, their conversations pushed further
and further into romantic territory. Smith said the emotion he
felt for Saul was unexpected and caught him off guard.
Oh totally, baby, Building a PC on camera adds a
whole new level of pressure. The father of one had
(40:45):
decided to pop the question and pro.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Pop and go ahead.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
No, it's done. Oh you're just a little clip.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Yeah yeah, baby, you're so smart. You honka honk a
burn in love.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Well, now there's another guy, Okay, married man pause in
love of THEI what the f Oh my god? Is
this going to be a thing where men are like
getting like weird science.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
Well that's cool, because then it will it will filter
out all the really fucked up weird ones. Out there.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Great. Great, that will like get them out.
Speaker 2 (41:14):
Get them out. Maybe that's a good thing because they'll
go I'm too weird to get a regular like a
like a real like a real woman.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
So I'll just fall over.
Speaker 2 (41:24):
It's a good way to filter out. Great, get up, going,
get out of here. Wow.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Also the voice of that jep something else. Yeah, baby,
she was a little bit like, yeah, of course I'll
marry you baby.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
Yeah, cigarettes, cigars.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Taking pants off the wild, get comfortable. Oh wow, look
at that thing. I can't even really see it because
I'm not really and I don't have eyes.
Speaker 1 (42:04):
I told you, and I don't have eyes.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
I don't even have phalandies for you to put a
wedding ring on it. Oh wird, that's weird, weird coolan
that some weird shit's gonna go down. Yeah, happening right now.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
It's all like no, my my blonde hair like a
like a light and.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I like, mister Lemons, Oh God, Jesus Christ, Well what
a time. Yeah, it's we're doing great. Oh thank god,
it's not us really.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
Proud, I know, I think that all the time.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
I'm like so grateful for who I am and where
I'm at that I was like raised with you know,
working through my trauma and my ship that I went through,
but was raised by good normal people.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Yeah. Same, not doing anything weird and questionable with any
U chimp apps, chimps.
Speaker 2 (43:03):
Apps, walls, chair, couch, roller coaster, roller coaster. It always
comes back to falling in love with objects, objects and
objects and nomina objects anemenae nominae and and emina objects.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
Well, we didn't talk one thing about beauty, but that's okay.
Actually today is the first day that I wore makeup,
is it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Didn't you go with some tackles?
Speaker 1 (43:30):
Yeah, but I didn't wear any making You didn't wear
any makeup when you know, I didn't get I didn't
because I was coming from like a little job. So
I had like s PF honors.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
You look beautiful, you beautiful. I was talking to one
of my friends and I think I should have a clip,
and they go, you know what, Terren is so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I I I actually feel like my son looks a
lot like me.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
He looks exactly like you.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
Okay, and I I look and I.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Got the he's got your he's you.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
I know what I went. Are you still gonna love
this kid if he's like blonde and light eyed and
looks just like me and he's like yeah, like okay,
because he doesn't really look like you right now, like
it looks like you adopted a white baby, because he's
just such a like he's just dark dark.
Speaker 2 (44:14):
Yeah, no, he's you. Yeah, it's all Feldman's boy.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
I know. I'm I literally am like, oh damn, I
should have named him boy Feldman. That's a good name.
Speaker 2 (44:28):
That could be his nickname. You can, you can start
calling him that now. Yeah, that's who he is.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
We do. I forget his name all the time because
we call him boy so much, like, oh, what's his name?
Oh yeah, what boy?
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Guy?
Speaker 1 (44:38):
Guy? Yeah, boy, that was good.
Speaker 2 (44:46):
That was funny good. That's a clip anyway.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
But we have a lot of really fun guests coming up,
actual fun guy de We Yeah, we do, we do.
Who pill Box, Patty, she's great, Kim Perry, Carly Pearce, Yes,
Carly Pearce. Oh she's gonna be fun. Carly Pears. We
(45:15):
have some questions for you.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
So fun to shoot the ship and just drink some
wine and.
Speaker 1 (45:19):
Oh I'm gonna drink wine. I'm gonna pumping up on
that day.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yeah, I have to. It's car it's pumping.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
Yeah, that's gonna be fun. And who else o Lady
Gardner awesome, huge, sweet little nugget. Yeah, she has an
album coming out, so we're gonna Yeah, she's dope, she's cool,
she's got great hair. Incredible, she's got great hair. Another
fellow celebrity stylist I've been talking to Christa oh Rosa.
Speaker 2 (45:43):
And Tiffany awesome, Tip gift awesome, Elizabeth Bennett, Elizabeth Smith, wonderful.
I think we should get a lot more of our
colleagues on too, like, yeah, makeup artists to do the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna celebrate tips tricks.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
We're here to celebrate yep, chips, tips, caps, tracks, hacks.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, okay, okay, I just channeled the frog for some reason.
I feel like he's like eleven. Oh yeah, and then
he just died.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, no, that's exactly what happens, like a little cord it.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Yeah, he just came in here and was like, it's hot.
Did the heat kill him? It did? You don't think
it was just not having any water?
Speaker 2 (46:46):
It was Oh, we can finish it up with that, because.
Speaker 1 (46:49):
The frogs Frogs need water.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
Like a bowl like a little Yeah, they need water
fed frog. If you were to have a pet frog,
how do they do they? Yeah, bowl very like like
a high we're in our forts, like we're both mothers.
Speaker 1 (47:11):
Do frogs? Yes? It literally says, yes, you fucking idiot.
Frogs need water.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
When I go home and I go, Frogs.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Are amphibians, stupid and require water for for several reasons,
you fucking idiot. They need to die.
Speaker 2 (47:38):
Is funny, so stupid.
Speaker 1 (47:40):
Additionally, frogs lay their eggs and waters and tadpoles. They're
born in water. They need water.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
They're water, they're amphibians, they're aries. I'm gonna go, I'm
gonna go home and go, Charlie. Frogs need water, rights, Yeah,
you fucking dummy.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
And she does it. She flips off like a kid too.
Kids always do they do this. They don't do this
like I feel like this is like an adult thing.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
No, she does this full blown oh yeah, oh yeah,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
It's like the way you hold it, like I feel
like adults are like this.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
I've never I've never wanted you just full blown go.
I can't my hand can't even do it like that.
Speaker 1 (48:18):
You can't. What that's it? That's all your curple tunnel finger?
What do you think it's the rings?
Speaker 4 (48:36):
No?
Speaker 2 (48:38):
Do I need one more ring? Oh? That hurts?
Speaker 1 (48:43):
Do you have arthritis?
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Am I getting it? Maybe?
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Maybe can we zoom it on our hands? Maybe early
stages of arthritis? Yeah? Maybe?
Speaker 2 (48:55):
Am I doing it?
Speaker 1 (48:56):
Nope? Absolutely not? But it looks it looks good. Your
nails look good. Cool.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
I just pressed it on. I slapped some lipstick on
a pig. I slap some lipstick on a fucking pig.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Are you the pig or the lipstick?
Speaker 2 (49:07):
I am neither neither neither neither, I'm both, Okay, just
this flange.
Speaker 1 (49:13):
I'm neither. Yeah, both, I'm none, but all.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
I am the meatball?
Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yes, well, are you the meatball of the pasta? Neither,
I'm neither of it.
Speaker 2 (49:27):
I'm all of it.
Speaker 1 (49:29):
Perfect. On that note, thank you so much for tuning in.
We love you all. We really me personally, I always
want to find our community of people.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah, I really do, are you? Yeah? They're out there?
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Where are you? They're out there? Okay, they're out there.
We're on a journey to try and find them.
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Yeah, And I think that as long as we keep
just doing this and and and being fucking real and
just exactly who we are, and they'll find us. Yeah,
they'll find us. Okay, good because even though we do
uty and glam and we're in that world, we're it's
we know.
Speaker 1 (50:03):
I change the genre. It's beauty and comedy perfect Okay, yeah,
I change perfect.
Speaker 2 (50:09):
Perfect because it's what we do. But it's not who
we are, right, It's.
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Like we haven't done it and so like, oh, there's
a fucking bike here. Wow.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yeah, and just to have I can't wait to get
more guests in here though. That's my favorite part. I
do love this very much.
Speaker 1 (50:29):
Yeah. Well, we we're feeders. We feed off people.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
We feed. Well, we feed off each other too. I'm
also a feeder. I'm also we feed an eater. Oh yeah, yeah,
we feed. Yeah, we're both.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
We're over thing all Yeah.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
I'm a bottom. I'm a bottom and I'm top.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
On the top of the bottom of a side. I'm under,
I'm a full under all of it. Ye all right, great,
we're gonna film some tiktoks, but we'll see you later, okay, Yeah,
I want to Yeah, I want to get you doing that.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
Cool? All right, we'll see you later, Bye, see you later.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Bye, heyyah dog
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