October 22, 2025 • 50 mins
This week, it’s just Tarryn and Mari — catching up, cracking up, and keeping it very real.
Between working nonstop, mom life chaos, and singing to our babies like they’re pop stars, we somehow found time to share the products, routines, and brands we’re loving right now.
It’s part beauty breakdown, part therapy session, part “are we okay?” — and we’re okay with that. 💄👶
We talk about:
✨ The beauty + lifestyle brands we’re currently obsessed with
💪 How to balance working nonstop (and when to not balance at all)
🎤 The lullabies that turned into accidental concerts
Listen if you’ve ever:
• Tried to get glam with a baby monitor in one hand
• Needed a laugh between work calls and bedtime routines
• Wanted to feel less alone in the chaos
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Get a little that up. I am Terren, I'm Mari,
and you're listening to the Touchup.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We hope you're picking up or we're putting down.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Welcome back to the touch Up Podcast. Welcome as always.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm Terran, as always, I'm Mari. Nothing's changed, nothing's changed.
A lot has change, but our names have stayed the same.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm a completely different person.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah you are, Oh you really are. It's crazy. Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
This podcast is not sponsored by Izzy, but I wish
it was.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
I just chugged my green apple.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
How good was it?
Speaker 2 (00:39):
That was delicious? Cash Go Cash. I gotta make a
cash Go run. I know, so do I actually I
think my Cashcow membership has ran out.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I'll go with you. We can use some min can
I use yours?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'd like to use your membership? Okay, great. I'd like
to buy Bulk. I love buying Bulk and just anything Kirkland.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh anything Kirk and absolutely send me up. Their coffee
is actually great.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Cook can bring coffee. Yeah it's really nice. I love
the chicken strips.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I still can't do chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, still doing meat though, huh.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Still doing meat no chicken?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We have so many things to talk about Mario went
to Italy. We've been working a lot. I feel like
I recently have acquired so many products. Yeah, so I
love some, I don't. I love some.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't. Ok One that I love right now is this?
Do you a lip gloss?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's got jewelry. Wow, it's got an ear ring? How
much earring? Look it's a little gay lipstick. It's got
a left.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Piercing cute How much was that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Five hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I would think that checks out not cheap. I love
the chanel. It's just a bomb, but it's beautiful and
I use it on my lips and then I put
it as a little highlight. I guess you could. You
want to switch a tiny pinkish I don't want that color.
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It doesn't like you. Good, okay, good, cool? No, it
doesn't like you.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Is it like a pinky?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's like it's my kind of color? Yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah,
you don't. No, I don't look good in those kind
of color. Like if I put this on, it would
look like I'm freezing and about to die.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's like no color, it feels exactly Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Because I suffer from nude lip.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So I need color, not nude lip. Dead lip, dead lip,
nude dead lip, flush. I suffer from flush lip. My pink,
my my pink. My lips are pink. Opposities, opp cities, opposities.
So I recently we're talking about work. I recently went
to the Dove Awards. I did Miss Natalie Grant, who
(02:45):
apparently is the Queen of Christmas, and I asked her
to come do our podcast and she said absolutely, So
we should do it around Christmas time because she is
known for being the Queen of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And we can sing some Christmas songs and we can.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Sing some well maybe we just let her sing them
because she's actual singer. But I discovered.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
This, this a brightly shine.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Your feet now fall on your feet fall You can't
fall on your feet, or I guess you can. You're
always falling on your feet, which is called walking.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I stole a bunch of these waters from the Devil Words,
and it's called freebird Southern spring water. And there's something
about water in a can that is delightful. Cold water
in a can.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Cold water can, Yeah, kind of like so good liquid death.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yes, genius I'm happy for them and all their success
for the past couple of years. Yeah, I just I
don't think I drank their like just spring water, just
non flavored spring water.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Lat liquid DoSM.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, I'm sure they do. I just didn't know. And
it's just divine.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh yeah, I love that sound.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh yeah, oh thursta ASMR.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
It's so good see that. Yeah, I left that all
over Italy on every wine glass. Yeah, Kate, I had
a glass of wine in her apartment. She could not
get it off. This is like, the stuff does not move.
What is it? It's the Milani. No, I put it
on top of my Milani.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh Malani stay.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So if you're looking Devin day where that's not what
it's called should be. She had a she was like,
what is this? She could not She had to wash
it like five times over. So we laughed because everywhere
in Italy.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Mari left Malani, Mari left Malani Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah wow, Like, I'm sorry. This is gonna suck for
you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
So if you need something that really stays, the Malani
lipstains lip lip. Look at your tiny leather big that
was only forty five year ros.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I'm a lady, I'm a lady. Oh sorry, this one Mlani.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
So it's like a liquid lipsticks.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It says liquid lip Yeah, it's a liquid lipstick.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Remember when those were like so big?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I really like them though. They stay so nice on me,
so nice.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't they crusting it weird?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, then I gotta put a lipgloss on top. The
color always remains.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You know, the only thing about being a fancy lady
and having a fancy lady bag is you gotta.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh yeah, you gotta put a whole to do. I know,
but it's so cute.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's so really cute.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Give me fifteen minutes and I'll get my wallet out.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Excuse me one second. And real It says made in Italy,
real Italian leather. Yeah, for forty five.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah. When I was in Spain, I got we went
down to the little Time, the little like public square,
and I bought a ba egg and a wallet. Real
cowskin leather. Yeah, is that what leather? Yeah, cowskin, real leather,
real cowskin leather. And it was very cheap.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Mine's made of pigeon skin.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh that kind of leather.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Pigeons, different kind of leather. There's pigeons all over Italy.
Oh they're so cute. They're like gotsia. Oh my god.
The food. Everyone knows, we all talk about the food
in Italy, but it is I actually cried a little
tear because it's it does tastes like nothing. The sauce, oh,
(06:50):
the sauce. The pizza. Oh, there's a buffalo that apparently
the buffalo has more flavor than the regular cowsdel.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Why is it? Buffalo?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Buffalo? Mozdell buffalo cheese, Buffuffalo, Buffalo's milk from buffalo's milk?
That buffalo? Whatzel?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
For some reason is this not? No, No, just for
some reason, I just think buffalo they're only men. They're
only male. There's no dainty female buffalo. So how is
the milk quane?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
This is a trick question because this has me thinking,
of course, there's no female buffalo. They're all men. They're
all burly, dude, burley. They're like, what's up, bro, that's buffalo.
They're not like they're they're looking at day to cow. Yeah,
look at those those tiny little broods over there.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, I know, I can't wrap my brain around it. Yeah,
so like these butch buffalo broads are making the milk
are there Buffalo. I'm but it's buffalo. Okay, yeah, we
(08:12):
do major cheese.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Hello, we're just on the other side of the fence. Yeah,
we've been here the whole time. But you guys are
so like stupid masculine, like masculine energy. It's like that,
like big buff, big buff big buff boy, big buff
boy energy, big.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Buff boy energy. I keep knocking my chin on this
fuck and mic.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So anyway, well if I didn't have a chin, But
what if you didn't have a chin, then you would
be not not cute. It would like a turtle love it.
Hold on, let me snap. I'm gonna show you what
it would look like. And there it is. Oh god
(08:57):
it is. Ye yeah, that's why chins are so important. Man. Yeah,
so don't Yeah, I'm really sad for anybodyho doesn't have Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well oh yeah yeah, Okay, tell me what have you had?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
What's okay?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Bufo?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah? So on their pizza, it just tastes like nothing
you've ever have you had the pizza? Did you go?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I went to Lake Como. I went
so I guess trolleyed about, yes, drinking apparel sprits after
apperol sprits.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
After wine after wine after wine, and we wandered and
we shopped. We met friends, Agostino, Agostino, uh, Maria, Roberta,
all the rest of them. Okay, yeah great, and they
(09:52):
were so lovely, so lovely.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I just went into like their little like we met
at a bar and then they own other places. And
one night we all just went there and drank wine
and laughed. I danced and I sang and they loved it.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, they loved it.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
They did. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I saw you brought back the song.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I had to bring it back one more time. Yeah,
for the Italians, I brought the house down.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
So obviously everybody's like, what are they talking about? Mari's
go to karaoke song is.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
What I'm alves too?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, yeah, And that was it for years and years.
You sang it at your wedding. I've been with you
like probably thirty times where you sing it. I mean,
everybody has a go to song. My song is effor
gently yes, so I mean I get it. But and
then one day you just said, this is the last
time I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah it was. It was time.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I and even when we went and did karaoke, you
did Lionel Richie's.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, and I sound like Sebastian from the Little Mermaid
when I sing it. You truly do.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Anyway, So I saw a story that you posted, and
you brought the you brought the song back. I'm glad
you got good feedback.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I did. And I love when Italian sing American songs
because they have their little accents. Yeah yeah, they're like hey, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Like it's just special. It's so cute. I lost a
shoe on a moped.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Okay, that's okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I lost I lost a really special shoe on a scooter.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I was on the back of it. Kate was sandwiched
in between. We made it are three person scooter.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well there's your red flag, right And I was.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
You know, free, feeling free, little loosey goosey if you will.
My legs were just out like this. I had a
pair of cowp speaking of cowskin, cowskin mules. They were
so cute, so cute. And it hit a garbage can
or something around and go back. We did. It flew
off to never to be seen again.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Somebody somewhere found is gonna find that hill.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
We turned around and looked everywhere it was gone, and
then I was asking there was a garbage man. I
was like, excuse the excuse me, I've lost my shoe.
He's like, I don't care. I think he dumped it.
I think he immediately picked up my shoe and threw
it away. I said, the only damn I know.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Where'd you get them?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
DJ Max?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh you like just got them?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, it was Jessica Simpson Special. Maybe you can find them, damn.
And then that so I ate a lot. I drank
a lot, bought some nice Italian threads, a lot of
bedazzles on it. Wow, I have a dazzled pair of
hot pink shoes that I bought.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, it's because all the salesmen there, they're they're so good.
That's all they do. So in these towns in Italy,
they they don't like that's how they everybody earns money.
They have restaurants or shops or like Airbnb's that's it.
That's how they earn a living. Everybody influencers and no
like everybody works in red bars or restaurants or clothing.
(13:15):
So they're all so good at it. So everything's just like, oh, yes,
you have to come. It's so special. Oh, they're so
special for you. Look at them. Sit down. Oh it's beautiful.
Oh look it. Oh look how special this looks on you?
This was yes, yeah, And also what is this is
special too? This with this would be so nice. Come
over here, let me show you, and they like dress
(13:36):
you and everything's so special and they make you think
that it is very special.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
And now you're just stuck with some pink sparsually issues.
In seventeen cases of wine you had shipped.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's very special, though, that is special. I didn't have
that shift chipped. I didn't, Elizabeth. Yeah, wrong, person, I
didn't our last.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh I could just see you shipping wine.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh oh oh I didn't even think that was a
thing I should have. Yeah, yeah, because the wine is
spec tac.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You loud, Yeah, of course everything, yeah, oh my god. Everything.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
And London's nice. They have a Sunday roast, which is
like Thanksgiving every Sunday at all bars, every home. What
is that just making a Sunday roast.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Bro Okay, yeah, cute, Yeah, that's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It was delicious. Okay, it's a nice big chicken breast.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
And yeah, I remember London being really fun.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
London was very fun, just a lot of pea coats.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And then again I just I got bored. Like a
couple of days later, I was like, man, I'm bored.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Time to go. Yeah, I'm ready to get I I
really am, like I identify as Italian, Like I love
I loved it so very much. Also when I went
to as soon as we got to Capri, because it's
an island, so all the waters filled her, like through
the sea. Kate is dry naturally, so her skin like
(15:10):
started flaking and drying up. Her hair wasn't great, it
was flat. I looked gorgeous that day. My hair was
so shiny, my skin was so plump and moisturized. I
was like, well, this is the Motherland. This is this
is where I this is where I thrive.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
See that's how I feel about, like like a kind
of a hot humid.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I bet I would thrive and bolly, yeah, you'd probably
come alive there.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, and there couldn't be enough time. Yeah, I mean
I'd want to stay there forever.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah. Yeah, I just uh, I can't. Like Kate went
and I went, it was in a store, and she goes,
I'll be right back, and she was like, I'm just
gonna go to the store right down here. I walked
in the street. It's mobbed with people, all Italian signs
and everything. I walked out and I froze and I
was like, I don't know much way shen and I
(16:07):
tried to text her and I couldn't get in touch
with her, and I thought like I was lost for
a second, and I like, shut down. I don't do
well on my own in foreign countries. I need a person, Okay,
I could never you know those people that are like
I'm going to go backpacking my mind? Yeah, yeah, money, Yeah,
I would make it four minutes before I started crying
(16:29):
because I didn't couldn't read the signs, couldn't understand anybody. Yeah,
I don't do well.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'd probably be a little similar. Yeah, I'd give it
a good college try, though, I'd like, I'll find it.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah. I just froze.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
How did Why did she leave?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
She had to go to the store and then and
then when she found me, she was like, I'm so
sorry I didn't know this about you. She's like, were
you left as a child? Were you lost? And I
was like, maybe I don't know. I was fine in London.
I walked around by myself a bunch there, but I
had like the map, and it's more like I can
understand like the like we speak the same language.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's like it well right ba bah yeah pub babe pub. Yeah,
you're like, well I could read that.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I can read that. But the aunt day, the aunt
threw me off.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Okay, well all right, dually noted that is scary though,
being lost.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
It is, and I wasn't really lost, but you know, no,
in my head, I was like I could be somebody
I don't know, I don't know. Yeah yeah, and then
Italian man just uh not it.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, okay, right yeah, and now you're glad you're home.
But you worked while you were there. You did a
little cardiod I did.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I went to in London, the Albert Royal Hole. Okay,
am I not saying it right? It's an Albert Royal
hole right there we go.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
It's so funny you guys are in London at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
H right, yeah, yeah, it worked out perfectly, so I
kind of stepped in for that.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
That was a really beautiful arena. Everyone's played there, Like
I think Adele you've probably seen clips of Adele oh
play there. It's quite an honor. They have a booth
way up yonder for the Royales. Oh oh for the Royales.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh did you get to go up there?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
You just see it? Oh cool? Cool, But there's a
lot of history there. So she just performed there. She
performed there. Yeah cool.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah for just one one night, one night, one night.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
It was her, Ashley McBride, Darius Ruckert. Oh, Mumford what
wait Mumford and sons. Yes, that's right. I love them
so much, so much. Guess who I missed perform? I
was devastated.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Why did you miss him?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I don't know. We just wound up going back to
the green room and I was like, wait they already
went on, damn it. Yeah, I was really sad. I
don't want to talk about it. Ah will oh will you? Oh? Man,
I know, I think I cried.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
They're just so like I want to like that.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I want to see But it wasn't like the hole.
I think it was just like him and maybe like
a couple other guys. It wasn't the big relevant irrelevant
to me, Like, yes, but I want to go see
them as a hole. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I want to wear khakis and Doc Martin's and a
wife beater and suspenders, and I want to go see them.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Is that what you think that the fans look like?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That's just what I envision one of their music videos. Okay,
that's what I want to wear.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
That's a good look. It's a great look. That's a
great look.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Grew up dressing. Yeah, yeah, sick like ring it back
like a little rude girl.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, a little kind of like when I had my
little my little chain, my chain. I gotta bring that back,
to bring that back. That only lasted a little bit, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Not long enough. Bring that back and we will go
see Mumford and something.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
What's funny is I only know like four of their songs.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
You would know a lot more. I would sleep, Little
lion Man, you never never mind never little lion Man. Sleep,
Little line Man.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I think I know that long, but you do?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, go here, sleep little line man. Yeah what you
keep talking? What?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I feel like I've been working so much. I don't
even know like i'd be so tired, and I've been
working so much. Age has been gone, so I've been
doing everything. I've been doing everything. Baby duty, Uh testing
out Nanni's Oh my god, I asked a girl to
leave yesterday because I did not like her.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Walk me through this story.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
The second she got she was like, what's the WiFi?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
And I was like, she's gonna be on our what's
our age range twenty eight? Okay?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And I'm like, okay, So I get her on the
wi fi. She's like on her.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Phone while she's talking to you, while.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
She's watching my son, and so.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
You were watching her watch Woodie on her on her phone.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
And I was like, what the fuck, Maybe she'll be
maybe this will get better. And I wasn't leaving. I
was there. I'm like trying people out while I'm here,
so if I do have to, like go to work,
I feel confident that they're sure. At home with my kid,
she barely talked to him, like I know he doesn't
talk and can't understand, but you got to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Are you kidding me? He's down for everything you have
to He's looking into your eyes for you to have conversations.
So that she.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I tried to walk her through making a bottle, but
she wasn't really paying attention, and then she fed him
put the battle down, and then didn't every nurse or
babysitter that I've been encounter with or I've had what
that doesn't sound grammatically correct?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You got this?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Okay, cleans the bottles that they use. She just left
it and on her phone and she put his diaper on. Weird.
I was like, girl, what is happening.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You're a nurse? Did she put it on like on
his chest?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
She put it on way too big, so like when
he peeded, it just went everywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
She didn't tighten it fast.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh, it was so weird. I was like, dude, and
I was like, you know, you don't need to stay
the whole time, you can leave. She was like okay,
and I was like yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
And so I was like, what's your like, I'll pay
you and then she was like, hey, I think I
got the payment. Thanks, let me know if you needed anything.
And I was like shit, I say to her, I
will not be using you and here's why. Or just
keep it as a thumbs up and just never talk
to her.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, I just keep it as a thumb up, and
I'm a.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Job to be like what are you doing? She babysits
for like a bunch of people, does she though? I
mean one year olds that still need diapers. I mean
I just I'm like, that's crazy. Yeah, because a couple
of days before I had this awesome girl named Lauren
who was like, she works in the pick you, which
(23:31):
is pediatrics, I see you, So she just sees sick
kids all the time and she's like, I babysit for
like some people's kids when I'm I mean, I have
a full time job, but like, you know whatever. And
she was just so great and just so like sending
me photos like talking to him. She was like, I'm
obsessed with him. He's so cute, He's this he's that
(23:51):
just honed in. I didn't see her on her phone.
She was like, I don't have my phone on me,
but I have my watch. Yeah, if you need me, great,
And I'm like that's how it.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
So are you going to use her? Then?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna use her, But I still need like
a couple people. Okay in Rota, you're right, twenty five
an hour.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Great, I'll take it. I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You'll come watch Whatdy for twenty five an hour?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Should we have an interview first? You're hired? Okay, No,
let's just walk through okay.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Hi, oh oh oh oh yeah what what are your certifications.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I have a CPR certification. Do you soon?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I have. I took a trapeze class one time.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Good, that's a requirement.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I have makeup skills, oh okay, good. I am a
expert at finger puppets. Expert finger puppet Tier.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Great, that's on my list.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Okay. I can strap on a diaper like nobody's business. Okay.
I know how to talk to babies better than I
do adults.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I am certified hustler, hustler baby certified, hustler certified.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, you're hired.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Great, great, thirty five.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Okay, perfect. You're like, I have none of the medical
certifications or experience, but I'm going to need more than
the people that do.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, there's something about like having a nurse watch my
child that feels. Also, it's just hard finding good people. Yeah,
it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Well, so you don't as long as you're like a
good like a mom, your mom, do you know how
to be well?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Some of them, I mean they're not moms. They just
they love kids and they work in patrix.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah I'll be, I'll be and they're one.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, you'll be the best one. But they're just like
that's their job. They take it serious. Sure, they do
this just to make extra cash. Sure, and they do
a good job. Great, it's still easier than taking care
of like very sick, sick sick kids.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yes, yeah, I couldn't imagine, you know. I was like,
that breaks my heart.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You say, I have a million questions. Oh I don't
want to know everything, and you have.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
A beautiful, healthy, thriving awesome. Yeah, funny Smiley.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
She was like, he's so Smiley's so smiley, he's so
Chilly's such a good boy, such a great Oh my god,
I love him so much.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I love him so.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Much, So grateful that I have a happy, healthy baby.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You know, he's probably going to be so weird. Yeah,
just like mine.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, just like mine.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, I see it, I see it. What was it
last night? In bed? She was like she away says
the best off at nighttime, and she was like, that's
just you know, together again, just the fam. She's like,
just the girls right now. You know, we got this girl,
this girl, this girl right here, Pearl. Yeah, and she's
(26:59):
like and this girl like points at me. She's like
this girl, uh yeah, she smiles a lot, and sometimes
it creeps me. Out because she'll just stare at me
and she'll smile and it sometimes gets creepy. And this
girl is really big teeth. She goes, no, she shows
a lot of teeth when she smiles yes, and then
goes out, and she's like, and she whitens them. She
(27:21):
whitens them a lot. And she's like, this girl, uh,
goes to the bathroom with the door open. This girl, yeah,
this going on, she goes. This girl goes to the
gym a lot, works out a lot, and also drinks
a lot of wine. This girl. Yeah. And this girl,
this girl when she laughs, she doesn't make any sounds.
(27:46):
This girl. This girl loves cheese. She's a lot of cheese.
This girl. And this girl is really patient with me.
And this girl loves her family a whole lot. Oh God.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Then she got yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
And then she was like, this girl changes her clothes anywhere.
This girls, I've seen her boobs a lot. This girl
and just like, I'm listening to this and then she
goes on to Pearl and then her and then Tim
and then does a whole thing. It was so funny.
She was like, and that guy, that guy he goes,
(28:20):
he goes that guy at night says he's gonna lay
down with me. He does, and then that guy sneaks
out and he doesn't lay lay with me all night.
And that guy, I think, goes in the kitchen eats snacks.
He does. I know. I wake up in the morning
and I see that guy's bowls and snacks all over
the kitchen. Like the way she did it, it's.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Like an Indian film. It was.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, it's like you know how she did it. Yeah,
this guy, this guy, Yeah, this guy. That guy wears
a lot of hats. He was so cool.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Maybe her and Woody will hang out one day.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, she'll be sixteen when he's eight. Yeah, they'll have
a little in common. Yeah, well she'll hang with it.
We'll watch him. Yeah perfect, Yeah, yes, yeah, yes, pre babysit.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
No a pair.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
No one will care.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
No, I'll pay her.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh no, i'll pay her. Yeah. Oh sorry, I said
no one will care.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I'm like, no, I'll pay her.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Sorry, she's gonna have to. I still have flights bubbles
in my light. That's a long flight.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Seven hours, it's a long flight. It's nine I did
a direct from Nashville to London.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
That that would be nice. I went to New York
and then London. But on the way back you're in
the past and you come into the future. I think
it works like that, or I'm coming into the past
leaving from the future, one of those things.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
So it's not I don't remember when you called. I
don't remember.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Right now, London is the past, okay, because it already
happened for us.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
It's like midnight, right, it's.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Already happened for us. Okay, Okay, So on the way back,
you're not as tired. You're just like because it's different
because the past and the future in the past. So
on the way there, I slept the whole time. Kate
was like, just go to bed immediately as soon as
you get on, don't eat, just close your eyes, go
to bed and you won't feel I just obeyed her
and I put I was like, yeah, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
On the way back, I just I love I love
uh movie flights.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Movie flights. But also did they have tea and tea
and biscuits for you? No, going, No, oh we did.
It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
They had beautiful, uh, very fresh watermelon with basil. H
It was lovely, nice, really lovely. Yeah. But on the
way back, you know what movie, because I never choose
a new movie. You can't like, if you're gonna watch
a new movie, it has to be it should be
on the couch, comfy, cozy, a lot of sound, okay,
pajamas on snacks. Yeah, like you're the right, you're the
(30:58):
ones you want the snacks want. I started with a
beautiful mind okay mm hmm, and then ended with idiosyncracy, idiocracy, idiocrasy.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh yeah that movie you're like, is that what we're
living in now?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Is that what's happening?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Is that where we're having of Luke Wilson?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, weird, weird a little bit. Anyway. That's ah.
And I have no more to say about my trip.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, great, I didn't go on a trip. I've just
been working so much.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
What what have I been doing?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I did Trishia yesterday. I did a really beautiful blue
ooh smoky eye. Oh yeah, like a navy blue.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I would love to see that.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, she looks great. And I did like really crazy
she wanted like short, curly but crazy. Yeah. It's kind
of in that vibe because I know you're going with
her for something, right.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I was just gonna say, I think in November. They're
going to Yeah, Charlotte, Yeah, it's all right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
They asked if I wanted to do it and wedding.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Keep her up. She needs a nap. I know.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
I'm sorry. I'm so right, and I had already booked something, and.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Well, I'm always happy. She's very grateful to fill in. Yeah,
put me in coach, yeah always.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, she's great.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
What else do I have coming up? TBD?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
TBD to me too, I can't, Yeah, I can't. Oh,
I have something cool.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
But I can't talk about it. Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, I had to sign an NDA.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
You did it. You're gonna tell me.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
After it, obviously. I don't even know what I've been doing. Yeah,
devil Wards, some fun cute re stuff, some fun cute
Natalie Grant stuff. She's so cute. I feel like I've
been working so much. I really some Melissa Jonehart stuff.
Oh we love we did a little pop secret pop.
(33:00):
We're in little commercial thing fun.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, we love Melissa Jones.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I love Melissa Jonhart so much.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
She's so great.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I did. I was doing this New York Times shoot
and the photographer was annoying and he kept calling me,
makeup are you familiar.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
It's more familiar with makeup lady. Oh God, I'm like,
that's my that's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
That's always you want me to call you like photo guy,
the makeup Yeah, the guy hair looked at me and went,
he calls you makeup one more time, like I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Did he call hair hair? Yeah? Really?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
He was like hair makeup.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Were you like Taran?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I was like, yeah, I'm Taran. He's like okay, Yeah,
he didn't care. He was like big New York.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
He's yeah, that's where just you know, you just you know,
so you gotta have a those industry sometimes just.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh, I've dealt with such. I got screamed at once
over a walkie talkie I filled. And this was when
I first moved here, when I would help sometimes with wardrobe,
and I did wardrobe because my friend really needed me
(34:27):
to help, so I did it. I can't remember what
it was even for, but it was like a big
job for her. And I was like, I'll go and
I'll kill it and whatever. And I didn't bring something
for somebody to wear, like a shirt for somebody to
wear in the time that this guy wanted me to
(34:48):
do it, because we were downtown so we were like,
build trailers here, but we're filming here, but we're doing this,
and it like this dude like screamed at me over
the walkie talking. Everyone heard it, and I was like,
(35:08):
I'm walking off set, something I never thought I would do,
but I'm gonna walk off set. And she had to
come and be like, please, don't. This job means everything
to me, blah blah blah. So I ended up not
And then when I saw him at lunch, he acted
like he didn't fucking scream at me, and I was like, oh,
(35:28):
you're the worst kind.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Was he just cool to you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
And I was like, no, don't ever talk to I
was like, I looked at him.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Like yeah, are you kidding? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
You think you can just like scream at somebody and
then pretend it's fine.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Well, best of luck with your career. Then it doesn't
work like that.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I was like, you're married, you have kids.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
People want to be treated with respect, and those are
the people who have longevity in their careers, who are
actually people.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
But like alone somewhere an alley.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Also, don't alone in the alley either, I know, but
it's just like not over a walking to it's so
embarrassing and belittling. Yeah, you're like you just shrugged me
down to this big sir. Oh I felt awful, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
But also I was like, dude, I don't I don't
even do wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, this is not even my job.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Over a shirt, bro Like, relax, relax, that's the thing.
Our job although important because people's confidence is important. But
also there's just like a side to our industry that's
very like it's not that serious. No, it's not sious. No,
(36:46):
we're not really stop.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
We're not putting new legs on a little boy.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You know, we're not creating miracles.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Not creating miracles, be sure. Yeah, there's people out there
that are doing really wild things. Yeah that are probably
not that probably don't speak to people like that ever,
that are like really beautiful kind people that curing things.
And we're over here screaming at young women through a
(37:15):
walkie talkie over a shirt. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Well, whatever his life turned out to be is, yeah,
he deserves it. Whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
He's probably got really frizzy hair.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I hope you did. That's literally going to be my
new thing.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yeah that's really funny. Yeah, because we don't want to
wish any kind of harm on any.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I think burns are going to be wholesome.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
I love it, wholesome burns. Everything should be wholesome these days.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Well, I hope you were mismatch sucks. Yeah, I don't
realize it until way later.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, yeah, how about that.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, I hope you accidentally put your milk in the
in the pantry instead of the refrigerator. I wake up to.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Bone milk is in the fridge for an hour.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, and you have a collin from your brow? Oh
oh ah, did that hurt? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Because I missed your bus in the morning, but then
another one comes shortly after, and then you miss it too, and.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Then you also miss that one.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yep, I hope your watch stops working and don't know
what time it is all day out out boom boom
boom boom sick.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Well, then let's let me just chop that off to
what we're grateful for then, Okay, grateful for actually trying
to I am really trying to be more of a
positive person and positive towards people. I feel like as
a human, you just naturally you just go fuck you.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
No, You're like a different person. Do I have a kid, Yes,
because I think that's what's making it like that. Like
even our like little conversations, our text message yesterday, I
thought like it would and you're just like I love you.
Like it was like because I wasn't okay yesterday, I
had a moment of yeah it.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I know, but I also I get it because I
I feel the same heaviness. Yeah, and it's it's everything
feels very difficult right now, and transitions, no matter what
the transition is, it's hard. And I think everyone goes
through this where you've been doing the same Marie and
(39:25):
I have been doing makeup and hair for a really
really long time, and at some point you go, what
do I want to continue to do this? Do I
want to flip it into something else? Do I want
to do this? I think every creative person also creative
people are just like they want to do everything. So
it's just it's hard. I've had I know this game,
(39:45):
and I know I know where it's just like I
want to do this, I want to do that, but
the like, the the amount of energy I have right now.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Is little, little, and to focus on it's just I mean,
even this morning when I saw you, I was like,
maybe we should start like a Miss Rachel children's show,
you know, but seriously, guys, I know how we would
be so good at it's.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
So good at it.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Good morning everybody, Good morning Marie. Today, I think we
should talk about the Moon and the stars.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
The Moon and the stars.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, we can't have one without the other.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
It would actually be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
The songs are like.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Stars, Stars, Moon, the Moon. And I watched Miss Rachel
this past weekend and the way she does everything is
actually quite smart because it labels like what age would
maybe respond to what video and whatever, and all the
songs and they sing classic songs and then they also
(40:56):
like mix some of their own songs. But I mean
you just when you have a baby, you just sing
everything to them.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah, And I mean he's gonna sing. Charlie sings everything. Oh.
That was one of her things too. She's like this girl,
this girl's always singing.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I was like, this girl's always singing, yeah forever. It's
all little songs because I always sang to her like
the way that you sing to him.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, because like we're in the bath and it's.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I know, but a lot of people want do that.
That's like normal, Yeah, to sing literally everything to your child.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
It's not oh yeah, he's I mean, he's like and
I'm like, we got hands, yeah man, I got hand hands. Yeah, man,
like just everything is like so cool when he he
usually peas when I put him in the bath and
(41:50):
we've we sing about his penis a lot.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
What's your song about his penis?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I like to pee with my penis. Yeah, yeah, I
like to pee with my pen is.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah, yeah, to peep Be and Louiie and the pee
in Louis like to be with.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
A penis, uh huh. I like to we with mawenas. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Man, I like to we with Mawenas. Yeah. Man, I
like the wee wee and Louen.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
And ween the wee Likeuen.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
That is a good She's so cute, although.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I don't want her to feel weird, I know that's
so cute.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Any peas with us penis so cute. I wrote a
song for Charlie every morning when she woke up. Yeah. Yeah,
good morning, good morning, good morning to you, good morning,
good morning, good morning to you, good morning son, good
morning sky, good morning everyone, good morning, mom, good morning
that good morning Charlie Brown. Good I know, I know,
(42:59):
yeah and she was like about Woodies age. Every morning
I sang it to her and she would just.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Think, yeah, yeah, it's so cute, and I'm like, is
this a good song.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
It's a that's a great song.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
The pete, the weenis the p weenus penis.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yes, that's so good.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I'm like, one day he's gonna be like I be
with my penis.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, we actually have a song about it. Yeah, and
there we go and then we break out into song
and it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
Not normal, Oh like no one else, Yes, they do,
people with like but like you know, the small percentages
of parents out there have a penus song or a
good morning song every morning.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, uh do we have another? What's
your dang boy? What you watch? Your dan?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
What's your dan? Boy?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
What you watch?
Speaker 2 (44:00):
It's light switch? Oh, high light switch? It's light switch?
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Oh high light switch?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
What to dig boy? What boy?
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah, you should write a little album. You should be fun.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
I'll just have like Tricia, I'll have everybody sing on it.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, that's what it's. That's what it's gonna be. It's
gonna be fun songs, not just like.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
I'm a star in the sky. I'm a bar away.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
It's gonna be They're gonna slap Yeah boy, what you
what you tag boy? Mister light switch, mister light.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Switch, yeah, light switch.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Every time I sit in the c richer, he's like,
oh light wit, Like he's just so into certain things.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
It's all the first time. Oh Charliette fan too. Yeah.
I have a video of her in the little shopping
cart where she was like four months old, like sitting
there and she's just like yeah it was it was
a fan, like this is what is that? And it
was blowing her little hand.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
He loves a fan.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, big fan of the fans, big fan of fans.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
I saw on TikTok there's this one song and it's like, hey, bro,
who got you smiling like that? Like and it's just
just like this one trend song. And there's one with
a baby that like you like see at the face
of the baby. It's like, yo, bro, who's got you
smiling like that?
Speaker 2 (45:28):
And then there's it's just a fan, just a fan.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
It's just a fan.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, I gotta sell your picture. Funny the little things
in life and we can all take a little note
from babies like this and like stop and small. The
roses sometimes just look at like a small thing that
you haven't looked at it in a while and made
it'll make a smile.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Just be grateful for the light switch.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
It goes on and it goes off.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Be grateful for the light switches in America. When you
click it up, it goes on, not down for all. Yeah,
but what is it? Don't do that to someone like me.
Oh is the toilet like they We're gonna get used
to it. Yeah, I don't know dry this and that,
and I'm just pressing the things, the plugs, natural hair
(46:09):
the whole time. I'm not I can't. Converters are all
weird and different, and.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
That's to be true, to be real, that's how they feel.
I'm sure coming here. Sure, Like the opposite the.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Did you know this accent? But that was not good.
That was not a good British accent. I don't know
what where? What was that even Norwegian? Yeah? All right,
let's sometimes I'm not right, Okay, do you want to
try it again?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
The opposite.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Card that was.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Flew out and it was too late to catch it.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
I like it was hare.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
I It's like no, this is man.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, yeah, I thought that.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
My particip.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
O.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Oh, it's good.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
British is usually not that bad for man.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, that was terrible. Man, I need so much fun
for me to hear though. So military and well I'll
wrap this up. But do you know why? Because their
time there is like fourteen thirty three? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
do you know why? Do you know?
Speaker 1 (47:48):
What?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Do you know? Do you know the reason for military time? No,
so there's twenty four hours in a day. Oh no,
you didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
No, I knew that. I thought that actually makes sense.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Do they go by? Yeah, they never stop it. We
broke it up. We broke we made it two shifts,
two shift shifts AM PM. They just twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
So they're like, there's nevereen twenty seven, yes.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
To thirty two whatever you said?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Wow, yeah, oh that makes sense. Yeah, so twenty four
is a time? Uh huh twenty four eighteen.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I think twenty four is just.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Twelve twelve twelve am twelve in the morning for us. Yeah,
midnight right then and then it goes one. Yeah, midnight
doesn't exist for them.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
No, midnight still exists. It's just twenty four, so it's
not midnight, yeah, right, would it be twenty four. Is
that where it starts.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
You're you're telling me the information. I don't know the answers.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Right, So so it starts at twenty four, So then one
is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine, ten,
eleven twelve noon, and you don't stop one thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty,
twenty one, twenty two, twenty three is eleven twenty four.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Maybe it stops at twenty three.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
I think it stops at twenty three.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Okay, well, wow, that's something AJ would know because he
was actually in the military.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah, but like, did we did we did? We dumb
it down?
Speaker 1 (49:33):
We just made it easier.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. And then like
kill it kilometers and I nope, I don't know. You
weigh yourself in kilometers? No rocks? Rocks? So many rocks?
Do you weigh something eight nine? Yeah, one hundred?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
What size of the rocks? What?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
I know? We did a lot of weird things. We
like switched a lot of things around. We did or
they I don't know what came first.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
The Pilgrims are the Indians.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
We don't know, Oh we know?
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Oh, okay, not a history, not a history, not a.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Math, not And also Julius Caesar has a palace in Capri.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Cute and in Vegas. Yeah, I'm grateful for you.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Grateful for you.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Okay, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Okay see by
Get a little that up. I am Terren, I'm Mari,
and you're listening to the Touchup.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
We hope you're picking up or we're putting down.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Welcome back to the touch Up Podcast. Welcome as always.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I'm Terran, as always, I'm Mari. Nothing's changed, nothing's changed.
A lot has change, but our names have stayed the same.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I'm a completely different person.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yeah you are, Oh you really are. It's crazy. Wow.
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I just chugged my green apple.
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That was delicious? Cash Go Cash. I gotta make a
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I use yours?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I'd like to use your membership? Okay, great. I'd like
to buy Bulk. I love buying Bulk and just anything Kirkland.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh anything Kirk and absolutely send me up. Their coffee
is actually great.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Cook can bring coffee. Yeah it's really nice. I love
the chicken strips.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
I still can't do chicken.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
No, still doing meat though, huh.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Still doing meat no chicken?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
We have so many things to talk about Mario went
to Italy. We've been working a lot. I feel like
I recently have acquired so many products. Yeah, so I
love some, I don't. I love some.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
I don't. Ok One that I love right now is this?
Do you a lip gloss?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
It's got jewelry. Wow, it's got an ear ring? How
much earring? Look it's a little gay lipstick. It's got
a left.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Piercing cute How much was that.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Five hundred dollars?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I would think that checks out not cheap. I love
the chanel. It's just a bomb, but it's beautiful and
I use it on my lips and then I put
it as a little highlight. I guess you could. You
want to switch a tiny pinkish I don't want that color.
I don't like it.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
It doesn't like you. Good, okay, good, cool? No, it
doesn't like you.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Is it like a pinky?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
It's like it's my kind of color? Yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah,
you don't. No, I don't look good in those kind
of color. Like if I put this on, it would
look like I'm freezing and about to die.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's like no color, it feels exactly Oh okay.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Because I suffer from nude lip.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
So I need color, not nude lip. Dead lip, dead lip,
nude dead lip, flush. I suffer from flush lip. My pink,
my my pink. My lips are pink. Opposities, opp cities, opposities.
So I recently we're talking about work. I recently went
to the Dove Awards. I did Miss Natalie Grant, who
(02:45):
apparently is the Queen of Christmas, and I asked her
to come do our podcast and she said absolutely, So
we should do it around Christmas time because she is
known for being the Queen of Christmas.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
And we can sing some Christmas songs and we can.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Sing some well maybe we just let her sing them
because she's actual singer. But I discovered.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
This, this a brightly shine.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Your feet now fall on your feet fall You can't
fall on your feet, or I guess you can. You're
always falling on your feet, which is called walking.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I stole a bunch of these waters from the Devil Words,
and it's called freebird Southern spring water. And there's something
about water in a can that is delightful. Cold water
in a can.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Cold water can, Yeah, kind of like so good liquid death.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yes, genius I'm happy for them and all their success
for the past couple of years. Yeah, I just I
don't think I drank their like just spring water, just
non flavored spring water.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Lat liquid DoSM.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah, I'm sure they do. I just didn't know. And
it's just divine.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh yeah, I love that sound.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh yeah, oh thursta ASMR.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
It's so good see that. Yeah, I left that all
over Italy on every wine glass. Yeah, Kate, I had
a glass of wine in her apartment. She could not
get it off. This is like, the stuff does not move.
What is it? It's the Milani. No, I put it
on top of my Milani.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh Malani stay.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So if you're looking Devin day where that's not what
it's called should be. She had a she was like,
what is this? She could not She had to wash
it like five times over. So we laughed because everywhere
in Italy.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Mari left Malani, Mari left Malani Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Yeah wow, Like, I'm sorry. This is gonna suck for
you guys.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
So if you need something that really stays, the Malani
lipstains lip lip. Look at your tiny leather big that
was only forty five year ros.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I'm a lady, I'm a lady. Oh sorry, this one Mlani.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
So it's like a liquid lipsticks.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It says liquid lip Yeah, it's a liquid lipstick.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Remember when those were like so big?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I really like them though. They stay so nice on me,
so nice.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
I don't they crusting it weird?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Well, then I gotta put a lipgloss on top. The
color always remains.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
You know, the only thing about being a fancy lady
and having a fancy lady bag is you gotta.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Oh yeah, you gotta put a whole to do. I know,
but it's so cute.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
It's so really cute.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Give me fifteen minutes and I'll get my wallet out.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Excuse me one second. And real It says made in Italy,
real Italian leather. Yeah, for forty five.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah. When I was in Spain, I got we went
down to the little Time, the little like public square,
and I bought a ba egg and a wallet. Real
cowskin leather. Yeah, is that what leather? Yeah, cowskin, real leather,
real cowskin leather. And it was very cheap.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Mine's made of pigeon skin.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Oh that kind of leather.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Pigeons, different kind of leather. There's pigeons all over Italy.
Oh they're so cute. They're like gotsia. Oh my god.
The food. Everyone knows, we all talk about the food
in Italy, but it is I actually cried a little
tear because it's it does tastes like nothing. The sauce, oh,
(06:50):
the sauce. The pizza. Oh, there's a buffalo that apparently
the buffalo has more flavor than the regular cowsdel.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Why is it? Buffalo?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Buffalo? Mozdell buffalo cheese, Buffuffalo, Buffalo's milk from buffalo's milk?
That buffalo? Whatzel?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
For some reason is this not? No, No, just for
some reason, I just think buffalo they're only men. They're
only male. There's no dainty female buffalo. So how is
the milk quane?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
This is a trick question because this has me thinking,
of course, there's no female buffalo. They're all men. They're
all burly, dude, burley. They're like, what's up, bro, that's buffalo.
They're not like they're they're looking at day to cow. Yeah,
look at those those tiny little broods over there.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Yeah, I know, I can't wrap my brain around it. Yeah,
so like these butch buffalo broads are making the milk
are there Buffalo. I'm but it's buffalo. Okay, yeah, we
(08:12):
do major cheese.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Hello, we're just on the other side of the fence. Yeah,
we've been here the whole time. But you guys are
so like stupid masculine, like masculine energy. It's like that,
like big buff, big buff big buff boy, big buff
boy energy, big.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Buff boy energy. I keep knocking my chin on this
fuck and mic.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
So anyway, well if I didn't have a chin, But
what if you didn't have a chin, then you would
be not not cute. It would like a turtle love it.
Hold on, let me snap. I'm gonna show you what
it would look like. And there it is. Oh god
(08:57):
it is. Ye yeah, that's why chins are so important. Man. Yeah,
so don't Yeah, I'm really sad for anybodyho doesn't have Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Well oh yeah yeah, Okay, tell me what have you had?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
What's okay?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Bufo?
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah? So on their pizza, it just tastes like nothing
you've ever have you had the pizza? Did you go?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I went to Lake Como. I went
so I guess trolleyed about, yes, drinking apparel sprits after
apperol sprits.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
After wine after wine after wine, and we wandered and
we shopped. We met friends, Agostino, Agostino, uh, Maria, Roberta,
all the rest of them. Okay, yeah great, and they
(09:52):
were so lovely, so lovely.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
I just went into like their little like we met
at a bar and then they own other places. And
one night we all just went there and drank wine
and laughed. I danced and I sang and they loved it.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah, they loved it.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
They did. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I saw you brought back the song.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I had to bring it back one more time. Yeah,
for the Italians, I brought the house down.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
So obviously everybody's like, what are they talking about? Mari's
go to karaoke song is.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
What I'm alves too?
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, yeah, And that was it for years and years.
You sang it at your wedding. I've been with you
like probably thirty times where you sing it. I mean,
everybody has a go to song. My song is effor
gently yes, so I mean I get it. But and
then one day you just said, this is the last
time I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
Yeah it was. It was time.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I and even when we went and did karaoke, you
did Lionel Richie's.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, and I sound like Sebastian from the Little Mermaid
when I sing it. You truly do.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Anyway, So I saw a story that you posted, and
you brought the you brought the song back. I'm glad
you got good feedback.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
I did. And I love when Italian sing American songs
because they have their little accents. Yeah yeah, they're like hey, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Like it's just special. It's so cute. I lost a
shoe on a moped.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Okay, that's okay, that's cool.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
I lost I lost a really special shoe on a scooter.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Damn.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
I was on the back of it. Kate was sandwiched
in between. We made it are three person scooter.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Well there's your red flag, right And I was.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
You know, free, feeling free, little loosey goosey if you will.
My legs were just out like this. I had a
pair of cowp speaking of cowskin, cowskin mules. They were
so cute, so cute. And it hit a garbage can
or something around and go back. We did. It flew
off to never to be seen again.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Somebody somewhere found is gonna find that hill.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
We turned around and looked everywhere it was gone, and
then I was asking there was a garbage man. I
was like, excuse the excuse me, I've lost my shoe.
He's like, I don't care. I think he dumped it.
I think he immediately picked up my shoe and threw
it away. I said, the only damn I know.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Where'd you get them?
Speaker 2 (12:27):
DJ Max?
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Oh you like just got them?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, it was Jessica Simpson Special. Maybe you can find them, damn.
And then that so I ate a lot. I drank
a lot, bought some nice Italian threads, a lot of
bedazzles on it. Wow, I have a dazzled pair of
hot pink shoes that I bought.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
That's cute.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
Yeah, it's because all the salesmen there, they're they're so good.
That's all they do. So in these towns in Italy,
they they don't like that's how they everybody earns money.
They have restaurants or shops or like Airbnb's that's it.
That's how they earn a living. Everybody influencers and no
like everybody works in red bars or restaurants or clothing.
(13:15):
So they're all so good at it. So everything's just like, oh, yes,
you have to come. It's so special. Oh, they're so
special for you. Look at them. Sit down. Oh it's beautiful.
Oh look it. Oh look how special this looks on you?
This was yes, yeah, And also what is this is
special too? This with this would be so nice. Come
over here, let me show you, and they like dress
(13:36):
you and everything's so special and they make you think
that it is very special.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
And now you're just stuck with some pink sparsually issues.
In seventeen cases of wine you had shipped.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
That's very special, though, that is special. I didn't have
that shift chipped. I didn't, Elizabeth. Yeah, wrong, person, I
didn't our last.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
Oh I could just see you shipping wine.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
Oh oh oh I didn't even think that was a
thing I should have. Yeah, yeah, because the wine is
spec tac.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
You loud, Yeah, of course everything, yeah, oh my god. Everything.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
And London's nice. They have a Sunday roast, which is
like Thanksgiving every Sunday at all bars, every home. What
is that just making a Sunday roast.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Bro Okay, yeah, cute, Yeah, that's kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It was delicious. Okay, it's a nice big chicken breast.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
And yeah, I remember London being really fun.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
London was very fun, just a lot of pea coats.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
And then again I just I got bored. Like a
couple of days later, I was like, man, I'm bored.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Time to go. Yeah, I'm ready to get I I
really am, like I identify as Italian, Like I love
I loved it so very much. Also when I went
to as soon as we got to Capri, because it's
an island, so all the waters filled her, like through
the sea. Kate is dry naturally, so her skin like
(15:10):
started flaking and drying up. Her hair wasn't great, it
was flat. I looked gorgeous that day. My hair was
so shiny, my skin was so plump and moisturized. I
was like, well, this is the Motherland. This is this
is where I this is where I thrive.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
See that's how I feel about, like like a kind
of a hot humid.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
I bet I would thrive and bolly, yeah, you'd probably
come alive there.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Yeah, and there couldn't be enough time. Yeah, I mean
I'd want to stay there forever.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah. Yeah, I just uh, I can't. Like Kate went
and I went, it was in a store, and she goes,
I'll be right back, and she was like, I'm just
gonna go to the store right down here. I walked
in the street. It's mobbed with people, all Italian signs
and everything. I walked out and I froze and I
was like, I don't know much way shen and I
(16:07):
tried to text her and I couldn't get in touch
with her, and I thought like I was lost for
a second, and I like, shut down. I don't do
well on my own in foreign countries. I need a person, Okay,
I could never you know those people that are like
I'm going to go backpacking my mind? Yeah, yeah, money, Yeah,
I would make it four minutes before I started crying
(16:29):
because I didn't couldn't read the signs, couldn't understand anybody. Yeah,
I don't do well.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
I'd probably be a little similar. Yeah, I'd give it
a good college try, though, I'd like, I'll find it.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Yeah. I just froze.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
How did Why did she leave?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
She had to go to the store and then and
then when she found me, she was like, I'm so
sorry I didn't know this about you. She's like, were
you left as a child? Were you lost? And I
was like, maybe I don't know. I was fine in London.
I walked around by myself a bunch there, but I
had like the map, and it's more like I can
understand like the like we speak the same language.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It's like it well right ba bah yeah pub babe pub. Yeah,
you're like, well I could read that.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
I can read that. But the aunt day, the aunt
threw me off.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Okay, well all right, dually noted that is scary though,
being lost.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
It is, and I wasn't really lost, but you know, no,
in my head, I was like I could be somebody
I don't know, I don't know. Yeah yeah, and then
Italian man just uh not it.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, okay, right yeah, and now you're glad you're home.
But you worked while you were there. You did a
little cardiod I did.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I went to in London, the Albert Royal Hole. Okay,
am I not saying it right? It's an Albert Royal
hole right there we go.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
It's so funny you guys are in London at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
H right, yeah, yeah, it worked out perfectly, so I
kind of stepped in for that.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
That was a really beautiful arena. Everyone's played there, Like
I think Adele you've probably seen clips of Adele oh
play there. It's quite an honor. They have a booth
way up yonder for the Royales. Oh oh for the Royales.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh did you get to go up there?
Speaker 4 (18:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
You just see it? Oh cool? Cool, But there's a
lot of history there. So she just performed there. She
performed there. Yeah cool.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Yeah for just one one night, one night, one night.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
It was her, Ashley McBride, Darius Ruckert. Oh, Mumford what
wait Mumford and sons. Yes, that's right. I love them
so much, so much. Guess who I missed perform? I
was devastated.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Why did you miss him?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I don't know. We just wound up going back to
the green room and I was like, wait they already
went on, damn it. Yeah, I was really sad. I
don't want to talk about it. Ah will oh will you? Oh? Man,
I know, I think I cried.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
They're just so like I want to like that.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I want to see But it wasn't like the hole.
I think it was just like him and maybe like
a couple other guys. It wasn't the big relevant irrelevant
to me, Like, yes, but I want to go see
them as a hole. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I want to wear khakis and Doc Martin's and a
wife beater and suspenders, and I want to go see them.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Is that what you think that the fans look like?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
That's just what I envision one of their music videos. Okay,
that's what I want to wear.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
That's a good look. It's a great look. That's a
great look.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Grew up dressing. Yeah, yeah, sick like ring it back
like a little rude girl.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yeah, a little kind of like when I had my
little my little chain, my chain. I gotta bring that back,
to bring that back. That only lasted a little bit, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Not long enough. Bring that back and we will go
see Mumford and something.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Okay, So.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
What's funny is I only know like four of their songs.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
You would know a lot more. I would sleep, Little
lion Man, you never never mind never little lion Man. Sleep,
Little line Man.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
I think I know that long, but you do?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Yeah, go here, sleep little line man. Yeah what you
keep talking? What?
Speaker 1 (20:33):
I feel like I've been working so much. I don't
even know like i'd be so tired, and I've been
working so much. Age has been gone, so I've been
doing everything. I've been doing everything. Baby duty, Uh testing
out Nanni's Oh my god, I asked a girl to
leave yesterday because I did not like her.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Walk me through this story.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
The second she got she was like, what's the WiFi?
Speaker 2 (21:01):
And I was like, she's gonna be on our what's
our age range twenty eight? Okay?
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And I'm like, okay, So I get her on the
wi fi. She's like on her.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Phone while she's talking to you, while.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
She's watching my son, and so.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
You were watching her watch Woodie on her on her phone.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
And I was like, what the fuck, Maybe she'll be
maybe this will get better. And I wasn't leaving. I
was there. I'm like trying people out while I'm here,
so if I do have to, like go to work,
I feel confident that they're sure. At home with my kid,
she barely talked to him, like I know he doesn't
talk and can't understand, but you got to talk to him.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Are you kidding me? He's down for everything you have
to He's looking into your eyes for you to have conversations.
So that she.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
I tried to walk her through making a bottle, but
she wasn't really paying attention, and then she fed him
put the battle down, and then didn't every nurse or
babysitter that I've been encounter with or I've had what
that doesn't sound grammatically correct?
Speaker 2 (22:19):
You got this?
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Okay, cleans the bottles that they use. She just left
it and on her phone and she put his diaper on. Weird.
I was like, girl, what is happening.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
You're a nurse? Did she put it on like on
his chest?
Speaker 1 (22:35):
She put it on way too big, so like when
he peeded, it just went everywhere.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
She didn't tighten it fast.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Oh, it was so weird. I was like, dude, and
I was like, you know, you don't need to stay
the whole time, you can leave. She was like okay,
and I was like yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
And so I was like, what's your like, I'll pay
you and then she was like, hey, I think I
got the payment. Thanks, let me know if you needed anything.
And I was like shit, I say to her, I
will not be using you and here's why. Or just
keep it as a thumbs up and just never talk
to her.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Yeah, I just keep it as a thumb up, and
I'm a.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Job to be like what are you doing? She babysits
for like a bunch of people, does she though? I
mean one year olds that still need diapers. I mean
I just I'm like, that's crazy. Yeah, because a couple
of days before I had this awesome girl named Lauren
who was like, she works in the pick you, which
(23:31):
is pediatrics, I see you, So she just sees sick
kids all the time and she's like, I babysit for
like some people's kids when I'm I mean, I have
a full time job, but like, you know whatever. And
she was just so great and just so like sending
me photos like talking to him. She was like, I'm
obsessed with him. He's so cute, He's this he's that
(23:51):
just honed in. I didn't see her on her phone.
She was like, I don't have my phone on me,
but I have my watch. Yeah, if you need me, great,
And I'm like that's how it.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
So are you going to use her? Then?
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, I'm gonna use her, But I still need like
a couple people. Okay in Rota, you're right, twenty five
an hour.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Great, I'll take it. I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You'll come watch Whatdy for twenty five an hour?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh my god, I love that.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Should we have an interview first? You're hired? Okay, No,
let's just walk through okay.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Hi, oh oh oh oh yeah what what are your certifications.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
I have a CPR certification. Do you soon?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
I have. I took a trapeze class one time.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Good, that's a requirement.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
I have makeup skills, oh okay, good. I am a
expert at finger puppets. Expert finger puppet Tier.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Great, that's on my list.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
Okay. I can strap on a diaper like nobody's business. Okay.
I know how to talk to babies better than I
do adults.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Uh huh.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
I am certified hustler, hustler baby certified, hustler certified.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah, you're hired.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Great, great, thirty five.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Okay, perfect. You're like, I have none of the medical
certifications or experience, but I'm going to need more than
the people that do.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Yeah, there's something about like having a nurse watch my
child that feels. Also, it's just hard finding good people. Yeah,
it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Well, so you don't as long as you're like a
good like a mom, your mom, do you know how
to be well?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Some of them, I mean they're not moms. They just
they love kids and they work in patrix.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Yeah I'll be, I'll be and they're one.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
Yeah, you'll be the best one. But they're just like
that's their job. They take it serious. Sure, they do
this just to make extra cash. Sure, and they do
a good job. Great, it's still easier than taking care
of like very sick, sick sick kids.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yes, yeah, I couldn't imagine, you know. I was like,
that breaks my heart.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
You say, I have a million questions. Oh I don't
want to know everything, and you have.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
A beautiful, healthy, thriving awesome. Yeah, funny Smiley.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
She was like, he's so Smiley's so smiley, he's so
Chilly's such a good boy, such a great Oh my god,
I love him so much.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I love him so.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Much, So grateful that I have a happy, healthy baby.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
You know, he's probably going to be so weird. Yeah,
just like mine.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Yeah, just like mine.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
Yeah, I see it, I see it. What was it
last night? In bed? She was like she away says
the best off at nighttime, and she was like, that's
just you know, together again, just the fam. She's like,
just the girls right now. You know, we got this girl,
this girl, this girl right here, Pearl. Yeah, and she's
(26:59):
like and this girl like points at me. She's like
this girl, uh yeah, she smiles a lot, and sometimes
it creeps me. Out because she'll just stare at me
and she'll smile and it sometimes gets creepy. And this
girl is really big teeth. She goes, no, she shows
a lot of teeth when she smiles yes, and then
goes out, and she's like, and she whitens them. She
(27:21):
whitens them a lot. And she's like, this girl, uh,
goes to the bathroom with the door open. This girl, yeah,
this going on, she goes. This girl goes to the
gym a lot, works out a lot, and also drinks
a lot of wine. This girl. Yeah. And this girl,
this girl when she laughs, she doesn't make any sounds.
(27:46):
This girl. This girl loves cheese. She's a lot of cheese.
This girl. And this girl is really patient with me.
And this girl loves her family a whole lot. Oh God.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Then she got yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
And then she was like, this girl changes her clothes anywhere.
This girls, I've seen her boobs a lot. This girl
and just like, I'm listening to this and then she
goes on to Pearl and then her and then Tim
and then does a whole thing. It was so funny.
She was like, and that guy, that guy he goes,
(28:20):
he goes that guy at night says he's gonna lay
down with me. He does, and then that guy sneaks
out and he doesn't lay lay with me all night.
And that guy, I think, goes in the kitchen eats snacks.
He does. I know. I wake up in the morning
and I see that guy's bowls and snacks all over
the kitchen. Like the way she did it, it's.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Like an Indian film. It was.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Yeah, it's like you know how she did it. Yeah,
this guy, this guy, Yeah, this guy. That guy wears
a lot of hats. He was so cool.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
Maybe her and Woody will hang out one day.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Yeah, she'll be sixteen when he's eight. Yeah, they'll have
a little in common. Yeah, well she'll hang with it.
We'll watch him. Yeah perfect, Yeah, yes, yeah, yes, pre babysit.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
No a pair.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
No one will care.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
No, I'll pay her.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Oh no, i'll pay her. Yeah. Oh sorry, I said
no one will care.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I'm like, no, I'll pay her.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Sorry, she's gonna have to. I still have flights bubbles
in my light. That's a long flight.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
Seven hours, it's a long flight. It's nine I did
a direct from Nashville to London.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
That that would be nice. I went to New York
and then London. But on the way back you're in
the past and you come into the future. I think
it works like that, or I'm coming into the past
leaving from the future, one of those things.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
So it's not I don't remember when you called. I
don't remember.
Speaker 2 (29:57):
Right now, London is the past, okay, because it already
happened for us.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
It's like midnight, right, it's.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
Already happened for us. Okay, Okay, So on the way back,
you're not as tired. You're just like because it's different
because the past and the future in the past. So
on the way there, I slept the whole time. Kate
was like, just go to bed immediately as soon as
you get on, don't eat, just close your eyes, go
to bed and you won't feel I just obeyed her
and I put I was like, yeah, ma'am.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
On the way back, I just I love I love
uh movie flights.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Movie flights. But also did they have tea and tea
and biscuits for you? No, going, No, oh we did.
It was awesome.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
They had beautiful, uh, very fresh watermelon with basil. H
It was lovely, nice, really lovely. Yeah. But on the
way back, you know what movie, because I never choose
a new movie. You can't like, if you're gonna watch
a new movie, it has to be it should be
on the couch, comfy, cozy, a lot of sound, okay,
pajamas on snacks. Yeah, like you're the right, you're the
(30:58):
ones you want the snacks want. I started with a
beautiful mind okay mm hmm, and then ended with idiosyncracy, idiocracy, idiocrasy.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Oh yeah that movie you're like, is that what we're
living in now?
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Is that what's happening?
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Is that where we're having of Luke Wilson?
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, weird, weird a little bit. Anyway. That's ah.
And I have no more to say about my trip.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Okay, great, I didn't go on a trip. I've just
been working so much.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
What what have I been doing?
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I did Trishia yesterday. I did a really beautiful blue
ooh smoky eye. Oh yeah, like a navy blue.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
I would love to see that.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, she looks great. And I did like really crazy
she wanted like short, curly but crazy. Yeah. It's kind
of in that vibe because I know you're going with
her for something, right.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
I was just gonna say, I think in November. They're
going to Yeah, Charlotte, Yeah, it's all right. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
They asked if I wanted to do it and wedding.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
Keep her up. She needs a nap. I know.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
I'm sorry. I'm so right, and I had already booked something, and.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Well, I'm always happy. She's very grateful to fill in. Yeah,
put me in coach, yeah always.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Yeah, she's great.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
What else do I have coming up? TBD?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
TBD to me too, I can't, Yeah, I can't. Oh,
I have something cool.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
But I can't talk about it. Oh damn.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Yeah, I had to sign an NDA.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
You did it. You're gonna tell me.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
After it, obviously. I don't even know what I've been doing. Yeah,
devil Wards, some fun cute re stuff, some fun cute
Natalie Grant stuff. She's so cute. I feel like I've
been working so much. I really some Melissa Jonehart stuff.
Oh we love we did a little pop secret pop.
(33:00):
We're in little commercial thing fun.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, we love Melissa Jones.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I love Melissa Jonhart so much.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
She's so great.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
I did. I was doing this New York Times shoot
and the photographer was annoying and he kept calling me,
makeup are you familiar.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
It's more familiar with makeup lady. Oh God, I'm like,
that's my that's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
That's always you want me to call you like photo guy,
the makeup Yeah, the guy hair looked at me and went,
he calls you makeup one more time, like I'm gonna.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Did he call hair hair? Yeah? Really?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
He was like hair makeup.
Speaker 2 (33:47):
Were you like Taran?
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I was like, yeah, I'm Taran. He's like okay, Yeah,
he didn't care. He was like big New York.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
He's yeah, that's where just you know, you just you know,
so you gotta have a those industry sometimes just.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Oh, I've dealt with such. I got screamed at once
over a walkie talkie I filled. And this was when
I first moved here, when I would help sometimes with wardrobe,
and I did wardrobe because my friend really needed me
(34:27):
to help, so I did it. I can't remember what
it was even for, but it was like a big
job for her. And I was like, I'll go and
I'll kill it and whatever. And I didn't bring something
for somebody to wear, like a shirt for somebody to
wear in the time that this guy wanted me to
(34:48):
do it, because we were downtown so we were like,
build trailers here, but we're filming here, but we're doing this,
and it like this dude like screamed at me over
the walkie talking. Everyone heard it, and I was like,
(35:08):
I'm walking off set, something I never thought I would do,
but I'm gonna walk off set. And she had to
come and be like, please, don't. This job means everything
to me, blah blah blah. So I ended up not
And then when I saw him at lunch, he acted
like he didn't fucking scream at me, and I was like, oh,
(35:28):
you're the worst kind.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Was he just cool to you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
And I was like, no, don't ever talk to I
was like, I looked at him.
Speaker 2 (35:37):
Like yeah, are you kidding? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
You think you can just like scream at somebody and
then pretend it's fine.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Well, best of luck with your career. Then it doesn't
work like that.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
I was like, you're married, you have kids.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
People want to be treated with respect, and those are
the people who have longevity in their careers, who are
actually people.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
But like alone somewhere an alley.
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Also, don't alone in the alley either, I know, but
it's just like not over a walking to it's so
embarrassing and belittling. Yeah, you're like you just shrugged me
down to this big sir. Oh I felt awful, I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
But also I was like, dude, I don't I don't
even do wardrobe.
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Yeah, this is not even my job.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Over a shirt, bro Like, relax, relax, that's the thing.
Our job although important because people's confidence is important. But
also there's just like a side to our industry that's
very like it's not that serious. No, it's not sious. No,
(36:46):
we're not really stop.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
We're not putting new legs on a little boy.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
You know, we're not creating miracles.
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Not creating miracles, be sure. Yeah, there's people out there
that are doing really wild things. Yeah that are probably
not that probably don't speak to people like that ever,
that are like really beautiful kind people that curing things.
And we're over here screaming at young women through a
(37:15):
walkie talkie over a shirt. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Well, whatever his life turned out to be is, yeah,
he deserves it. Whatever it is.
Speaker 2 (37:24):
He's probably got really frizzy hair.
Speaker 1 (37:25):
I hope you did. That's literally going to be my
new thing.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yeah that's really funny. Yeah, because we don't want to
wish any kind of harm on any.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I think burns are going to be wholesome.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
I love it, wholesome burns. Everything should be wholesome these days.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
Well, I hope you were mismatch sucks. Yeah, I don't
realize it until way later.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
Yeah, yeah, how about that.
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Yeah, I hope you accidentally put your milk in the
in the pantry instead of the refrigerator. I wake up to.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
Bone milk is in the fridge for an hour.
Speaker 2 (37:56):
Fun.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, and you have a collin from your brow? Oh
oh ah, did that hurt? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Because I missed your bus in the morning, but then
another one comes shortly after, and then you miss it too, and.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Then you also miss that one.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Yep, I hope your watch stops working and don't know
what time it is all day out out boom boom
boom boom sick.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Well, then let's let me just chop that off to
what we're grateful for then, Okay, grateful for actually trying
to I am really trying to be more of a
positive person and positive towards people. I feel like as
a human, you just naturally you just go fuck you.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
No, You're like a different person. Do I have a kid, Yes,
because I think that's what's making it like that. Like
even our like little conversations, our text message yesterday, I
thought like it would and you're just like I love you.
Like it was like because I wasn't okay yesterday, I
had a moment of yeah it.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I know, but I also I get it because I
I feel the same heaviness. Yeah, and it's it's everything
feels very difficult right now, and transitions, no matter what
the transition is, it's hard. And I think everyone goes
through this where you've been doing the same Marie and
(39:25):
I have been doing makeup and hair for a really
really long time, and at some point you go, what
do I want to continue to do this? Do I
want to flip it into something else? Do I want
to do this? I think every creative person also creative
people are just like they want to do everything. So
it's just it's hard. I've had I know this game,
(39:45):
and I know I know where it's just like I
want to do this, I want to do that, but
the like, the the amount of energy I have right now.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Is little, little, and to focus on it's just I mean,
even this morning when I saw you, I was like,
maybe we should start like a Miss Rachel children's show,
you know, but seriously, guys, I know how we would
be so good at it's.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
So good at it.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
Good morning everybody, Good morning Marie. Today, I think we
should talk about the Moon and the stars.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
The Moon and the stars.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Yeah, we can't have one without the other.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
It would actually be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
The songs are like.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Stars, Stars, Moon, the Moon. And I watched Miss Rachel
this past weekend and the way she does everything is
actually quite smart because it labels like what age would
maybe respond to what video and whatever, and all the
songs and they sing classic songs and then they also
(40:56):
like mix some of their own songs. But I mean
you just when you have a baby, you just sing
everything to them.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Yeah, And I mean he's gonna sing. Charlie sings everything. Oh.
That was one of her things too. She's like this girl,
this girl's always singing.
Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:11):
I was like, this girl's always singing, yeah forever. It's
all little songs because I always sang to her like
the way that you sing to him.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, because like we're in the bath and it's.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
I know, but a lot of people want do that.
That's like normal, Yeah, to sing literally everything to your child.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
It's not oh yeah, he's I mean, he's like and
I'm like, we got hands, yeah man, I got hand hands. Yeah, man,
like just everything is like so cool when he he
usually peas when I put him in the bath and
(41:50):
we've we sing about his penis a lot.
Speaker 2 (41:52):
What's your song about his penis?
Speaker 1 (41:54):
I like to pee with my penis. Yeah, yeah, I
like to pee with my pen is.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
Yeah, yeah, to peep Be and Louiie and the pee
in Louis like to be with.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
A penis, uh huh. I like to we with mawenas. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (42:07):
Man, I like to we with Mawenas. Yeah. Man, I
like the wee wee and Louen.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
And ween the wee Likeuen.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
That is a good She's so cute, although.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
I don't want her to feel weird, I know that's
so cute.
Speaker 2 (42:28):
Any peas with us penis so cute. I wrote a
song for Charlie every morning when she woke up. Yeah. Yeah,
good morning, good morning, good morning to you, good morning,
good morning, good morning to you, good morning son, good
morning sky, good morning everyone, good morning, mom, good morning
that good morning Charlie Brown. Good I know, I know,
(42:59):
yeah and she was like about Woodies age. Every morning
I sang it to her and she would just.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Think, yeah, yeah, it's so cute, and I'm like, is
this a good song.
Speaker 2 (43:09):
It's a that's a great song.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
The pete, the weenis the p weenus penis.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yes, that's so good.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I'm like, one day he's gonna be like I be
with my penis.
Speaker 2 (43:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, we actually have a song about it. Yeah, and
there we go and then we break out into song
and it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:33):
Not normal, Oh like no one else, Yes, they do,
people with like but like you know, the small percentages
of parents out there have a penus song or a
good morning song every morning.
Speaker 1 (43:51):
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, uh do we have another? What's
your dang boy? What you watch? Your dan?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
What's your dan? Boy?
Speaker 1 (43:58):
What you watch?
Speaker 2 (44:00):
It's light switch? Oh, high light switch? It's light switch?
Speaker 1 (44:04):
Oh high light switch?
Speaker 2 (44:06):
What to dig boy? What boy?
Speaker 1 (44:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (44:11):
Yeah, you should write a little album. You should be fun.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
I'll just have like Tricia, I'll have everybody sing on it.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Yeah, that's what it's. That's what it's gonna be. It's
gonna be fun songs, not just like.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
I'm a star in the sky. I'm a bar away.
Speaker 2 (44:26):
It's gonna be They're gonna slap Yeah boy, what you
what you tag boy? Mister light switch, mister light.
Speaker 1 (44:36):
Switch, yeah, light switch.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Every time I sit in the c richer, he's like,
oh light wit, Like he's just so into certain things.
Speaker 2 (44:49):
It's all the first time. Oh Charliette fan too. Yeah.
I have a video of her in the little shopping
cart where she was like four months old, like sitting
there and she's just like yeah it was it was
a fan, like this is what is that? And it
was blowing her little hand.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
He loves a fan.
Speaker 2 (45:08):
Yeah, big fan of the fans, big fan of fans.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
I saw on TikTok there's this one song and it's like, hey, bro,
who got you smiling like that? Like and it's just
just like this one trend song. And there's one with
a baby that like you like see at the face
of the baby. It's like, yo, bro, who's got you
smiling like that?
Speaker 2 (45:28):
And then there's it's just a fan, just a fan.
Speaker 1 (45:30):
It's just a fan.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, I gotta sell your picture. Funny the little things
in life and we can all take a little note
from babies like this and like stop and small. The
roses sometimes just look at like a small thing that
you haven't looked at it in a while and made
it'll make a smile.
Speaker 1 (45:44):
Just be grateful for the light switch.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
It goes on and it goes off.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
Be grateful for the light switches in America. When you
click it up, it goes on, not down for all. Yeah,
but what is it? Don't do that to someone like me.
Oh is the toilet like they We're gonna get used
to it. Yeah, I don't know dry this and that,
and I'm just pressing the things, the plugs, natural hair
(46:09):
the whole time. I'm not I can't. Converters are all
weird and different, and.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
That's to be true, to be real, that's how they feel.
I'm sure coming here. Sure, Like the opposite the.
Speaker 2 (46:24):
Did you know this accent? But that was not good.
That was not a good British accent. I don't know
what where? What was that even Norwegian? Yeah? All right,
let's sometimes I'm not right, Okay, do you want to
try it again?
Speaker 1 (46:41):
The opposite.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
Card that was.
Speaker 1 (46:54):
Flew out and it was too late to catch it.
Speaker 2 (47:00):
I like it was hare.
Speaker 1 (47:04):
I It's like no, this is man.
Speaker 2 (47:12):
Yeah, yeah, I thought that.
Speaker 1 (47:18):
My particip.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
O.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
Oh, it's good.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
British is usually not that bad for man.
Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah, that was terrible. Man, I need so much fun
for me to hear though. So military and well I'll
wrap this up. But do you know why? Because their
time there is like fourteen thirty three? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
do you know why? Do you know?
Speaker 1 (47:48):
What?
Speaker 2 (47:48):
Do you know? Do you know the reason for military time? No,
so there's twenty four hours in a day. Oh no,
you didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
No, I knew that. I thought that actually makes sense.
Speaker 2 (48:04):
Do they go by? Yeah, they never stop it. We
broke it up. We broke we made it two shifts,
two shift shifts AM PM. They just twenty four hours.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
So they're like, there's nevereen twenty seven, yes.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
To thirty two whatever you said?
Speaker 1 (48:24):
Wow, yeah, oh that makes sense. Yeah, so twenty four
is a time? Uh huh twenty four eighteen.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I think twenty four is just.
Speaker 1 (48:35):
Twelve twelve twelve am twelve in the morning for us. Yeah,
midnight right then and then it goes one. Yeah, midnight
doesn't exist for them.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
No, midnight still exists. It's just twenty four, so it's
not midnight, yeah, right, would it be twenty four. Is
that where it starts.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
You're you're telling me the information. I don't know the answers.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Right, So so it starts at twenty four, So then one
is one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight nine, ten,
eleven twelve noon, and you don't stop one thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty,
twenty one, twenty two, twenty three is eleven twenty four.
Speaker 1 (49:22):
Maybe it stops at twenty three.
Speaker 2 (49:24):
I think it stops at twenty three.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
Okay, well, wow, that's something AJ would know because he
was actually in the military.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
Yeah, but like, did we did we did? We dumb
it down?
Speaker 1 (49:33):
We just made it easier.
Speaker 2 (49:35):
I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. And then like
kill it kilometers and I nope, I don't know. You
weigh yourself in kilometers? No rocks? Rocks? So many rocks?
Do you weigh something eight nine? Yeah, one hundred?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
What size of the rocks? What?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
I know? We did a lot of weird things. We
like switched a lot of things around. We did or
they I don't know what came first.
Speaker 1 (50:12):
The Pilgrims are the Indians.
Speaker 2 (50:13):
We don't know, Oh we know?
Speaker 1 (50:16):
Oh, okay, not a history, not a history, not a.
Speaker 2 (50:29):
Math, not And also Julius Caesar has a palace in Capri.
Speaker 1 (50:36):
Cute and in Vegas. Yeah, I'm grateful for you.
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Grateful for you.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Okay, we gotta go.
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Okay see by
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