With Show 3000 rapidly approaching, as well as Mike's 13th anniversary of being on air in San Antonio, we look back on the last 13 years and share some stories of where it all started and how it arrived here.

After yesterday's horrendous ankle injury, we spend almost half an hour ducking some Dak.

We start the podcast by sharing our first memories of seeing porn and in turn hear about Taylor's frisky childhood neighbors. Then we spin off into some murder for hire talk from Mike's high school days.

After revealing his top song of all time on air, Mike and Sam follow up with the other 19 songs that round out Taylor's top 20 songs of all time.

Some unplanned 90s music talk full of heated debate, disagreement, and insults.

Poor decision making from the quarterback of America's Team.

More reasons why San Antonio is the best big, small town.

Taylor waxes poetically, and explicitly, about his genius of a wife.

We call Grandma Becky for the first time in 2020, and needless to say she did not disappoint.

As we round out the year, we find ourselves losing a battle with motivation. We try to find ways to keep us from diving into a rut and being buried by normalcy.

Hutch will inflict ear hole pain as he introduces Taylor to REAL metal music. Music by Arch Enemy, Pantera' Sepultura, Wu-Tang Clan, System Of A Down and Between The Buried And Me. We do not own rights to music.

We were bound to get around to this as we tell you just how much your kid sucks. Just kidding but this kid does. Rule #1, Don't be a dick. Nuff said.