Things That Make You Go Blergh!

Listen at your own peril!! These stories are guaranteed to make your guts turn!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Alrightio, alright, we want your stories. There's the gloria the better,
the ones that will you know, that you think will
make us slow up, things that will make us tend
our stomach. Now I saw some footage on Instagram of
this guy. Now he's stolen something from a shop, okay,

(00:23):
and security are chasing him.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Now they're chasing him through like let's say pack Fair.
That's like pack Fair, but this is over in America,
and it's like a two story thing. And he's running
along and he thought, okay, I'll get away from security.
He'll jump from one level down to the next level.
But the level that he was jumping down to was
an ice drink. He seems like, yeah, I'm gonna get away.

(00:50):
Did that whole hero thing jump over And as he
hits the ground, his legs go apart, and his legs
try to get up, and you just see playing on
the ground and the security guy.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Skates does that whole Tom cruise. Hey, he's like, you're
going to see the guy.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
But the jump from the top down to the bottom
and then his legs both his legs snap and then
he tries to get When he tries to get ligaments
was everything.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
So we want those stories. Yeah, most of these stories
I talk about, I can't put them on because the
two grace. Yeah, so I just sent him to our
WhatsApp page. Ill WhatsApp page. We're so lucky to work with, yes,
aren't we just? But we want those stories that will
make us go. The juicy, are.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
The better, the gloria, the better.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Injuries, Yes, discussing things you've eaten by accident, Yeah, like
I ate lambs, fry, Yeah, any of that sort of stuff.
This is your time week to share your horrendous story
with the rest.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
And I was like, what someone ate their pets? Yeah,
Nikki from the Mermaid Waters, what's the story?

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Well, my husband now hosband, and I were traveling through
Morocco and we were in Marrakesh and we decided we
wanted to buy a Moroccan rug. So we went into
this carpet shop and they do what they do in
Morocco and they try and tell you this and tell
you that we were in their ages. I need to
go to the bathroom, so I asked the store owner
do you have a bathroom and he said yes, it's

(02:35):
behind that curtain in the back corner. I went oh god.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
So I go into the shop, into the back corner
and behind the curtain, and it's one of those toilets
where it's not a long drop, but there's a hole
in the ground. Crouch over beautiful, Yeah, one of those
lovely ones. Then I go it's a really hot day,
I you know, crouched like you have to do. Yeah,

(02:58):
it was absolutely revolting. Anyway, I was looking where my
feet were and making sure I want anything revolted, and
I kind of looked down and my sunglasses. My hands
and my reflexes took over and my hand went straight
down the whole oh, to try to try and retrieve

(03:21):
my sunglasses.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
And it was revolting.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah, didn't touch something, didn't touch everything.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
It touched a lot of fact you did.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Did you adam near your face again? Did you ever
wear them again?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
I actually have to admit I kind of blest them
there kind of behind the toilet area.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh it was.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
How many times did you wash your hands?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Well, was way before COVID and regular hand sanitizer, but
I had been worn to take hand sanitizer with me,
so thankfully I had some in my handbag.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I feel if the sanitizer would have just been moving
it around. Though you needed to bleach, bleach in the
srubbing brush.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
It was revolting that I was so disgusted that I
couldn't I knew I couldn't tell my husband at the time.
For me to tell him, I would.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Have left the sulasses and my hand there

Speaker 2 (04:34):
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