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Speaker 1 (00:01):
From the hot smartest studios in Southport, liz Is Moira
and Big Tray.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We wouldn't know if you had a really sad twenty
first birthday or just any birthday. Really, Mayra thought I
had a sad twenty first bath fay, because god.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It did.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
My twenty first bairth fet consisted of dinner with my mum,
my little brother and sister, Scotch and coke, a really
really good steak and they had chips and mushroom sauce.
So that was it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Did you have a cake?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
No cake?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Oh I ain't got time for a cake. Well not
even dessert.
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Gamelads.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Somebody even like a muffin, Like a muffin with a sparkler.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
N you're twenty one?
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Yeah? He really?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
You know, going through the can be.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
A man, can't be? That's sad. Remember our producer Chris.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Yes, I do. That was about fourteen producers.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Hey, we had a producer, Chris, and he was heading
home one day and remember when he told us, oh,
I'm twenty one today before he left. Do you remember
that day?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Oh my god, I do.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
He was sitting here, goes, I'm going out for dinner
tonight and I said, okay, cool, what are you doing?
Just going out for dinner with some friends? It's my birthday? Okay,
go happy birthday. How old are you? Twenty one?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
See twenty one such a shit. I don't know, maybe
it's not anymore. But ten twenty one was like a
huge event.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
It was massive my mates. Twenty first was this next level?
Went to like two days mine?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Was it real pines?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:25):
And it was huge.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I had the worst hair though. I went to this
stupid salmon that I'd never been to before.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Right, what would you do that?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh silly? And I said I want curls, but I
ended up walking out like I wanted them, like Marilyn Monroe,
right yeah, and walking out like Bette Midler.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
What very different Golden Girls Bette Midler. Yeah that era yeah,
purple no, no, it was it's like a yellow. It
wasn't even a blonde.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
So more kind of bishootle.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I was a shot a shoot yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, that's that's actually accurate. My twenty first birthday, I
was a bashoodle and there was another one and I
got broken up be on my at my birthday party.
Thank you, that's all right.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
On your birthday at your party at my party. Wow,
See that's sadder than mine.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
We just had to didn't look like a bashootle that night.
Look a like a malteese that have been stuck in
the rain, teary faced.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Fox area with black circles, your arms.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
A pug just with the bit nude. That's how are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Supported? Supported?
Speaker 2 (02:47):
How sad was your birthday? Rick from a ROUNDEU house
A was yours?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
It was a little bit bad.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
And the weekend we chose for the party, not knowing
the advance, was the weekends that Brandon bread testing was
first introduced in news.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
From what happened? What was the end of the nightlight?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Really only one person had a lot to drink, they
tell me. Nobody else actually didn't drink anything at all.
So we were drinking alcohol of months afterwards, because everybody
stood around with a lemonade.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Oh see what you put on the party at your
own house? And then no one actually.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
Everybody turned up. Nobody had a drink. And when we did,
the host apparently because I were one of the better
works by.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
That clearly not driving yet everyone turned up, but no
one turned up.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Everybody turned up with nobody drink drink for virtually a
year after.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
It was Happy birthday to you a few times.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Thanks Rick Kayla from Marsden. He said his birthday please.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
It was my twenty fifth birthday. We threw a massive party.
It was an epic party. Everybody had gone to bed,
and my sister heard some weird noises, so she went
out the back to investigate. And my partner was sleeping
with my friend.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh okay, how long had you been together?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
About six or seven years at that point.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Ah, where is this in the garden?
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Yeah, I had on the backlorn.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh wow, hoist?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
What the hell?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh my lord?
Speaker 4 (04:44):
It was toxic. So I left soon after that. But yeah,
it was an epic epic end.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Soon after that, I would have left then and there.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Oh yeah, I broke up with him then and then
I moved out. Yeah my god.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
What was excuse?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
What did he did he have any nothing?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Really, everybody sort of woke up. It was pretty epic.
He left pretty soon after, and yeah, she was She
was gone by morning as well.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
By bye morning she set on fire like bits of
her So sorry, no one messes with Taylor.
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Let's go gold coasters.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
It's Moira and Victor on one and two Night on
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