Instantly Unattractive

What makes someone instantly unattractive? Moyra found something that will certainly do it!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We do see a lot of active wear in Hope Island,
not from me, which is a really good thing for
Hope Island. But have you noticed there's a number of
girls now they've been around for a while. It's the
I like to call it the sucking unia pants, which
is the ones where it looks like their butt cheeks
are eating their pants.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
No, no, no idea, no idea.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Please describe it to me.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Okay, essentially that it emphasizes their buttocks. No, I've never
seen them.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
We see them hungry.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
It does look like their bummy is very hungry. Anyway,
gorgeous girl got out of a really cool car today
at Hope Island when I was up there at the shops,
and she was a very very attractive looking lady. And
I was like, good, good on you, good for you, sister,
and the world know because she had hoctor loogie and

(00:56):
I just went in the whole like that and I
just went, what what happens?

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Just then?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
She was she was beautiful. And it's like when you
see like a you know, a really good looking person
and they do something that you just don't, like, pick
their nose or something like that, you just go, let's
just yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
My older sister, Alice, she had a friend who was
like that attractive and then you'd sit there and go
oh wow, and then she'd be like, oh, but we
as being little kids, going oh that was amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
When she became more attractive, she just.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Took out their ground shupper was in mid flight.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
A right, So what's something that instantly makes someone unattractive?
Fucking a loogie? Yes, that would be the one scratching themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yes, why you're talking to them, chatting this sum and
all of a sudden hangars down. They have a bit
of a scratch while they keep eyeicon and I'm like,
are you right?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
But there's some people do not touch my foot. I
cannot stop but do that like asn't. It's a constant thing.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I was standing at the lines dropping into work and
he's standing there with his partner and he was like,
he's down to his deep.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Let's just catch that.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
And the cover has his Traxi fants. I was waiting
for he's gonna put a rabbit? Is this a magician?

Speaker 1 (02:21):
What's he doing? I hope he doesn't pull it in yet?

Speaker 4 (02:24):
All right.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I don't know what makes someone instantly unattractive. We've given
you a good head start there with some of those.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
When you're walking towards someone and all of a sudden
they're good looking or not good looking, but all of
a sudden they put a smoke to their mouth and
then blow it right at you and then hitching the
head so hard that you just choke. Happen and then
you go. You pay thirty bucks for this packet. Why

(02:52):
are you blowing the smoke out? Keep it inside your body,
Eat the cigarette.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
That's what you should be doing.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I think you're very well use.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I'm pretty sure in the eighties and nineties though, when
you could smoke in the clubs, I'm pretty sure that
was a way which you told someone that you were
attracted to them. You sort of took a drag of
your durry and then you at someone and that was
like a sexy thing.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I used to just bore them and drink.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh yeah, that's when no one ever talked back and
people ran away from me.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Ticket for you, the meat trade error.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
David from and gave him what makes someone instantly unattractive?

Speaker 3 (03:30):
I went to a funeral, and now that started being nicely.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
It was a nice This young country girl was there
and she's in a long dress and stuff like that
and very well endowed and all that kind of stuff
until she opened her mouth and it was like, hey,
you're doing what you're doing and when you like you
have a little bit of a poke in them.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh wow, wow, that's.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Funeral and you just kind of looking at it went,
oh my cool.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Can ask is he a.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Question of course?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Again?

Speaker 3 (04:07):
David?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
What accident are you going to use?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
How's foy Foy going?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh my god? How many years ago was that?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
David?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, he's still got the batteries an them or what?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Okay, this needs to be explained, David. That just got me.
Unfortunately David had dropped out. We'll never know what happened.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I want to know what it was?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
A fake rick from Arundel. What instantly makes someone attracted?

Speaker 3 (04:36):
I remember I.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Was in Caring Bar in Sydney anyway, and this girl
walked in. There was a noisy pub and the music
playing it. This girl walked in and everybody went silent.
She was just drop dead gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Yes, And then she.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Spoke and she had the voice like a cockatoo could
take all the noise came back.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Oh that's all the noise came back.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Like in the movies.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh, that's funny. It was a fake baby I had
to have. His name was Phuli Fili.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Oh look, we're gonna do the traffic

Speaker 4 (05:14):
Big tram for the driver on one day tonight tomorrow