Kangaroo Vs Car

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I've had the newish car for about a month now.
Of course two of our cars are written off about
six weeks before that. So we've got this mad It's
a Honda Civic. It's fabulous and it works. What was
the name we ended up on again because we spun
the week for ba Alphaba because it's screen from Wicked. Okay,

(00:21):
I'm still going with mcwomble. We can go with mcwomble
if you want to. So driving this car is very exciting,
a everything works in it. Have you had one of
that third like forever to manual? So I feel like
a race card. Then when we call you, what do
you say? The cafe, the car, the caf, the car,
the car, because I've never had one of those before

(00:43):
as well. The other cars that I've had have not
had calf It's so exciting and I do it every
single time. She's not kidding. I'm actually not kidding because
I rang was on the weekends. Guess hello. I was like,
I was at soccer. Yeah, you were trying to make
me screen car phone anyway, Yeah, and you would to
the middle of the underten's game. So leaving Westfield Helens,

(01:04):
I have about four point thirty on Sunday afternoon with
Eli in the front seat. We were going along through
past Helensville School up to Helensville Road, heading towards the
Hope Island Marketplace. I'm going to pop in there to
get some stuff. And as I came through that area,
that's sixty through there. And as I came through that area,
I headed over a couple of the bridges because before

(01:26):
I got to the big roundabout and looked to my
right and there was the biggest kangaroo I have ever
seen you serious like, And I spoke to Whippy, here's
I boss. He lives in Hope Island two and he
said he knows of this kangaroo. It is flipping huge.

(01:46):
W It's built like Arnold's Like, it's huge. What was
he driving? He wasn't driving. He was heading straight towards
my card. What did you So I've slammed the brakes
on because and Eli's going, whoa, I'm going and he
literally it would have he was going to hit the
side of it. Wow, Like just I knew that. I

(02:07):
was like, that's it, We're done. We had a great
time with the car for six weeks. So I slammed
the brakes on. Luckily, I don't even know how, but
there was no one behind me, so I've slammed it
on and then he's just he's kind of brushed the
front of the car and went straight across and over
into the parklands. He was like, yeah, you know the

(02:32):
image of that one that's got muscles and stuff. Yet
he that mustleg. I made him look like whoa, I've
never been I was so scary. It's weird that Whippy
our boss has seen this kangaroo and does live in
the area. I'm not hungry around around that area. We
see kangaroos all the time. So up around the Hopeland

(02:54):
Marketplace we see them all the time, just in the
middle of the roundabout. They'll just sort of pop across. Literally.
It was if I hadn't been paying attention, which thank
god I was always always officers, I reckon, it would
have been see you later, car, possibly see you later
to both of us, because he was huge and he

(03:14):
was flying, Oh good fly, Yeah, he flew as well.
It was a quantus. It was the jumping kangaroo. You've
got bad luck. I know what. You're never borrowing your car, Okay, ever,
I'm serious, don't even look at him, Moira and big
trans bits