Mad For Doughnuts

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right, we want your nominations for Numpty of the week.
There's two numpties. One is myself and another guy who
went to a donut shop, pulled up in his suv,
walked over the doors, doors were closed, tried to knock
on the doors, doors were closed, proceeded to go back
to his suv, grabbed his car and used his car

(00:20):
to open the doors, rammed the donut shop because it
was closed when he wanted a donut then, which.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
We've all been there but they never really went through
with it.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
And then he escaped by doing a U turn, collecting
the building next door and then traveling down with half
the shop on the front of his car.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Right, what sort of donut did he get? He did
a donut and then left. Yeah, y a right in
for Miami. Who's your numpty?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Well, it's got to be Trump.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
He wins every week.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yes, you know, what is it today?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
He's negotiating with the Iranians, so he called them scum.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, and then then you know, pay for during the
week with the red card and the I know this stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
He did of my life.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I don't like you probably never will.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Oh there you go, see, Thank You's mutual Papemo, who
is the NumPy of the week?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Please it's me, Hello Me?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
What's happened Pete? Well for Easter? Getting ready for my
daughter's sixteenth birthday. I thought it'd be a really good idea,
rather than just buying a chocolate was to buy the
Australian driver's hamburg right for a very practice. Okay, she's
only just picked it up yesterday. And when Dad, it's

(01:48):
not Australian, it's Austrian.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Serious, where did you get it? Austria?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
An Amazon? Quick bye? And got the Austrian driving. So
she's got some real problems ahead.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Especially where's that Jurgen Flugen sign?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Not going to find it?

Speaker 2 (02:13):
How do I turn on the Fluggerholen? What did Noonshimune, debun.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Climber and spuming?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Oh dear god, I want to really apologize to all
the Austrian Oh yes.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
If we just wore it, you weird.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
So sorry, so sorry, they said, what We're not sure either,
So listen again to Moira and Big Trev.