No Stupid Questions: Dogs and Crying

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now there are no stupid questions on this show. Okay,
So we've got my dog Boston in the studio.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
With us, can I boss? Yeah? Very quiet does not bark.
This dog does not bark. I haven't mad it Buck once.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Never. Once when there was a possum outside.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
That is it.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
That is the only time we've heard him snoring.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
He's been snoring mostly when Trevor was telling story.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
There's something in that. Okay, I got thinking about this.
Do you have a name for him? Which is Boston
Murphy McKay Major. That's his full name. So we always
named our dogs with full names, Boston Murphy, mckaye, Major, Murphy,
mackay drop kick Murphy's mackay was hiding. McKay was the
one who beautifullet will she organized the breeding and Major's

(00:47):
my last name. Anyway, do you think your pet has
a name for you? Like when we're at home, When
I arrive, it's like Mum's home.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
And then are they all name? Do they think I'm Mum?
Like do they think that's my name? Do you reckon?
They no names? No, but they would associate kids saying
mum as you yes, and then go yeah, because I
do that with like I'll say Roxy wears Cami and
she'll go to Cami. Wow. I wonder what my dog

(01:22):
thought of me? I mean a lot, no great deal.
Do you reckon? You could cry underwater? Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I've done it, cried everywhere I have. Did you not
drown or I don't think the tears really came out?
Like I've screamed underwater?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, but that's a crying I cry in the shower.
That's different underwater? Not well? Okay? And why don't birds
fall out of trees when they're asleep? M They're very stable,
aren't they. Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Like you watch a bird sitting on a perch in
a tree on telephone wires?

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Nothing, they just sit there.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
And why does she sell seashells on the seashore when
you can just pick them up?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Maybe they're different shells. Yeah, it's not a great business.
It's no great there's not a lot of profit in there,
is there that you're selling this for a dollar? You
can go and pick it up? All right? What is
your not so stupid question? Please? Or if you have
answers to any of those? Can you cry underwater? Very interesting?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yes, we may need to try that. Fan from Ocxford
what's your not so stupid question?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Please, Well, we were driving home on the N one
when they were just starting the roadworks down there, and
remember they suddenly put up all those yellow men. Oh yeah, yeah,
on the side anyway, the kids are in the back mobe.
The kids says, oh my god, you didn't tell me
about putting a shooting range on the end one and

(03:04):
convincing that's great.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I've gotta bought my slug gun.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
It's like the ones, they're hilarious, the.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Ones they hang from the telephone was have you seen
those ones? They look like little targets, do they?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes? They certainly, yes.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
They look like targets. And I'm going and I was
sitting there going that to show that they're there, as in,
don't I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
They look like little rifle range targets like you got
the lettle yellow man.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
That friend was talking about.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
The pink ones as well, the pink people pointing up
and they're putting.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Up and the ones they hang over the roads when
they you know, with the strings and the little flags.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Their puppets and.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's some sneakers that someone flicked up there. I think
you can buy drugs in that area.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Oh I think.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Well, hopefully that helps in some way. Oh my god,
I'm Gontaly.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Time with Moira and.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I'm fday too.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Nine it's Tom