Rats With Udders

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now, of course we've all followed the story of Mary
the Tazzy Devil who escaped from Paradise Country. You've been
returned there and is still recovering. I wouldn't know if
there would be a worse animal than what's just happened
in China. Now, there's a lot of severe flooding in
China at the moment, and up to nine hundred snakes,

(00:25):
including venomous cobras, have escaped from a breeding farm in China. Now,
think of the water, think of the flooding, right, and
then think of a snake coming up out of it
and looks like a pat like a stand up paddle border. Yeah,
nine hundred.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Of them of them?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Oh my, it's like what you think of loch ness,
but venomous and can kill you, and cranky and angry
and wet and don't like the water.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Oh my lord.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
So there's videos everywhere and it is actually quite frightening
just the eyes of these snakes as well.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Look at it.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
That sounds it was a breeding farm in China and
after the flooding, I just got.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Out of God, and they're all out of there.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
What would be a worse animal than nine hundred venomous snakes.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Oh, those spiders that walk on water. You can't spiders
at walk on water. And they're just running across water,
especially in the flood. If they're just running, they'll just
need somewhere to try to hang out. Angry badgers, angry badges.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Even just rats.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Oh mice, like nine hundred of them coming at you.
See my I don't mind rat, said the esky. They're
just big and horrendous and nibbly.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
That tall would work well as an udder too, like
a like a rudder. Not there's no milk coming out
of there.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Have you ever tried to milk a rat?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I mean really, at the end of the day, it's
like you just jumped into my bright I went, this.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Isn't like to go back now and nominate myself and
not of the week saying instead of the others on
those rats.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Rats awful and you've only got one bucket. You guys,
you're gonna have to wait in line. I can't milk
all you just everybody's chilling former line guys, alphabetical order.
I know you're all called rats. Fine, you don't have.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
To help yourselves a bit. Oh, I mean I feel
like I should tell you to stop talking about.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
This is just it's going so well. Mora and Big
tred off the radio and into your podcast singo