Take, These Broken Things....

Moyra accidentally broke someone's cup from our Hot Tomato office and had to fess up.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a crime and happened here at Hot Tomato. Someone
has committed the most horrendous crime in this team. And
it's not me and Ben. Christo's left there, Madame Dakin's
not even here. Could be off doing other crimes, but
not right now. What happened yesterday?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
I made coffee. Ben and I have a coffee at
four o'clock every afternoon. I grabbed some cups, went down
to the coffee machine, made the coffee. Ben was making
the almond milk, and then drank said cup of coffee
and then went to go and take it and put
it into the dishwasher and the handle fell off the
big keV cup that was made for you. Yes, and

(00:42):
it broke in my hand. So technically did I break
it or did it just break in my hand?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
YEA broke it?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Okay, sure, I didn't think i'd have a lot of support,
but I gave it a go.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
But you walked in here and went on, what did
you do?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Yeah, it's like, I don't.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Think I've actually used that cup.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Do you want me to try to glue it back on?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
We can try to glue it back on, but then
it just might be broken in your mind. They wouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Everything's broken in my mind. You know if you hadn't
said anything, he wouldn't it even know? Yeah, you're probably
could have just jucked it away.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I didn't even think about that because.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
My favorite cup is the Fano's cup that I've got
out there. Okay, the purple one. Good to know I
haven't seen in a while. Have you broken that one?
How many cups? If you broken?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Just broken that one? Am not a cup breakut? I
just broke that one yesterday, broke in my hand.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
We want to know what did you break? I broke
my little brother's car after having it for half an hour.
Spoke about this last week he was away in Adelaide.
He said I could borrow his car for the very
first time. I took it for a drive no longer
than half an hour to go pick up my sister's boyfriend,
and then drove back to the house where I was
just going to park the car and leave it, and

(01:55):
someone sideswipped it and rode his car off. But if
you broken beside cups and half.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I don't think I ever broke a heart.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
I don't know if Mora's broaken your heart.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Col or if you broke one of your cups, Yes,
cups or hearts.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
We've got a cereal breaker here. We want to know.
Is there something that you've broken, or is there something
that you've broken and you've never owned up to.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I owned up to it straight away.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I wasn't talking. I'm talking to the listener. Sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
I broke my dad's air rifle. When I was about sixteen.
We had chickens and there were cane toads on the
We lived out at the back of Ashmore and we
would use the air ruffle to scare the toads away. Yes,
and I broke it. I was, did you No? I was,
what do you do when you open it up and

(02:47):
you put the palets in it and all that kind
of stuff and pomed it back up and I whooped
it back up and it whooped And yes, I broke that.
And he didn't believe me. He goes, there's no way
you did that. It has to be your brother. And
I was like, because, okay, you as a kid, I'm
pretty I whomped it.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
We want to know what did you break? Michelle and
krumbin what did you break?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, it was when I was four, but I broke
my cousin's toilet, so I actually smashed it. So let
me tell you this story please. So I was four,
my cousin was five, and she was in the bath
and I was in there chatting to her as you

(03:32):
do when you're little kid. Now, her dad was a
builder and he was about to do a renovation on
their bathroom. So they had bought a brand new toilet
and it was just sitting uninstalled in the corner of
the room. And then next to the toilet was the chair,
and then the chair was looking at the bath. Okay, well,

(03:56):
I was talking to my cousin, so all along the
same wall. So I was standing on the chair being
very clever. And then I thought, I'm going to walk
around the toilet. So I did. I walked all the
way around the rim of the toilet back to the chair,
and I thought, yes, I'm going to do that again.

(04:18):
So the second time it wobbled, it fell its smash.
It cut my foot. I had to get stitches. The
first thing my auntie said was my parents need to
pay for the time.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Did they have to pay for it?

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, they did. They had to buy a new toilet.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Understandable, Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
So, yeah, I broke their toilet. Y.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
It has such an interesting mental image when you first
started that sentence with I broke my cousin's toilet, and
it was just like there was so many but I'm
glad to clarify it.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah, it was totally brand new, uninstalled, christened, yes, why oh.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
What did you gristen? Moira and Big Traps Bits