The Sad Dating Life Of Moyra and Big Trev

If you pulled up to your house and everyone you ever dated was on the verandah, what would you do?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Right o, Monday Monday question right here it is you
come home and everyone that you've dated is sitting on
your verandah, what's the first thing you say, Moisy?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Well, to be there wouldn't be that many. Yeah, it
would only be very short.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
For yeah, same as mine, Same as mine. It's just
everybody who's dated, Not pauls on there, just everyone that
you've dated.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Men avenge, just disassemble. I've been sitting there, going I'd
be really good this year? What is going on? And

(00:46):
thinking to myself? Did I run over a nun in
my past life? What did I do? Did I kick
a priest? Come on? Do you reckon? That will be
like for you?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Would they all be gossiping together and taking about the
worst possible thing he did.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, and then comparing oh no he did this, Oh
no he did this, Yes, oh no, she did this.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Yes, yes. It'd just be a culmination.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
And then when I get there, they'd all have like
four drinks deep into whatever they were drinking.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
And just look at me with disdain, and I'll be like, ah, crap, bugger,
I'm going inside. Yeah, just walk straight through and locked
the door. The door and then the hand. But we
want to know. What would you do? Donna from Palm beate,
what would you do?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I don't think i'd say anything. I think I'd turn
around and walk out the door.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Right. Would it be a busy around her? Donna like
would there be many people there?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Lucky for me, absolutely not. But the people that would
be there, No, I wouldn't want to talk to you,
so close the door and keep walking.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
I sort of rethought it as well. I'd probably also
stand there and go, oh, now you call.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Guys, that's where you.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Went at bit too late, give me back.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I had one that never rocked up to a date,
Like I asked her out and then she was like, yeah, no,
let's go go on a date. And I had a
raise and everything, and then she was like yeah, secured
it in and then rang us up when I was
about to go out and goes yet, No, I've had
a second thought, and I was.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Like, oh, that's really cool. Cool, Yeah, enough with the
bloody music.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
I had one that never called back, like there's never called,
and then about three months later called and I was
like oh hey, and he goes.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Hey, can you get indie tickets?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Can you beat that Donner?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
I can't. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
See, we're way sad at than We're way sadder than you.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
We've got stories and make your usurus crime, bake your
dinner

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Rain big tram for the driver on Monday tundight and
not tomorrow