Things That Make You Go Blurghhh: Bicycle Thumb Thigh

Brace yourself and don't say we didn't warn you, but this one is one of the grossest Things That Make You Go Blurghs that Moyra and Big Trev have ever had....

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now every week we do a segment called Things that
make You Go Blare. Now, these are stories a like
injury stories, stories that people have eaten something or digested something.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Do I have a story for you? I have a
friend called John. He's from Komberba.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm gonna let John speak now, Hey, John, give us
that story that'll make us go black.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Oh. This would have been about seven or eight years ago.
I was riding home from work on my pushbike, went
off the footpath trying to get back on the wheel,
got stuck between the grass and the concrete on the footpath,
so I was tracking. I looked up, hit a telegraph pole.
The handlebars spun. I went over the handle bars, knocked

(00:41):
myself out, came to, jumped on my bike to ride off,
dusted myself off, and my sum went into my leg.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
What you what?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
My thumb went into my upper thigh?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Your thumb? How?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
What?

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Why?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Because the handlebars ripped a hole in my upper fly
And I believe I believe Trevor's got some photo.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah I do. I'm just about to post them. Now,
what's that group? That's the only way I could do this.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
You can message ready, I'm just posting the photos. Now,
I'll warn everybody a little bit later. Have a look
on at WhatsApp page.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
They are, oh good, and then I'll erase them later. Ah,
have you got them there to show you? Oh my god.
So I've sent it a photo of the cut.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
And then there's a needle that's going into the injury,
and then the hole that.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
They put that needle in after they were saying to
clean it. So it was it wasn't even numbing. It
wasn't numb when they were cleaning it.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
It looks like it.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Looks like your legs coming out of itself. I don't
think it's us to be like that.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh my god, I'm going to raise everybody.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
You're not allowed on the show again. Thanks very much, John,
thanks for that.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Toilet drunk gets some more coll Yeah, let's get some
more callers.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Let's not okay. Things that make it go blue? What's
your sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
So years ago, we had a dog. We've had a
few dogs, but this particular dog like to eat things.
And it was back when, you know, in the nineties,
and the dog ate a cassette tape. Wow, what were
we putting that? Pulling out of the dog.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh my god, Oh my god, oh god, that's horrendous.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Using a pencil to you could have put it back
in the tape. Oh my gosh, what was the tape?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I can't remember.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
A Haas take on me? Yeah, tree Blue, Oh my god?
How old? How long would it that it would have taken?
He would have kept on going and going and you
couldn't pull to the tune would come out. Oh, oh

(03:31):
my god. That is absolutely horrendous. Thank you. Where's the dog?
Just follow the tape, idiot, we're going to take When
was that? I don't know. Oh my gosh, I think
it's Kenny Roners got on your kate.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Exactly what we wanted, thank you

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Alan, like sized bas and big dress.