What's Not A Crime (but should be...)

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Things that aren't a crime but actually should be. Like
when your son turns up from school and he eats
a cheese sandwich right next to you when you can't
actually eat geese sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Who would do that? That's what I thought. That is
a crime?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Crime?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Is it yummy?

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Eat? Like?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
Will you enjoy it? Because I cannot?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
That smells delicious?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hit twenty eight kilos today? Wow, get away in because
the dog would actually wet on the scales and had
broken the scales. So we've got a new set and waited.
Losing twenty eight kilos a crime? What did EJ say
on your stories? Though I saw that I basically have
lost his son because she weighed Teddy yesterday and he
weighs twenty eight kilo.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
You've lost an eight year old.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I've lost an eight year old child.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Crime.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
But I was out for a walk this morning, and
I think when you're walking, I walked my headphones on
and I don't want anyone to talk to me. I
don't go with other people because I don't want people
to talk to me. A guy decided to try to
have a conversation with me.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
That's a crime. Crime, crime, absolute crime.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Did not take into consideration a I was running, which
do not talk to me. You can barely breathe or function,
and I haven't wet my.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
Pants as yet.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
He started talking about something and I was trying to
take my headphone off to not be rude. But then
by the end of I just went, I don't, I don't.
We're not No, we're on the same path. We are
not friends.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm on a different path.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I'm on a different path, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
She would have spoken to Cody Simpson.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
I mean I chased him when he was and googled
his tattoos at the same time. So I'll go.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Faster my train at my gym at lux When she
goes to say high five, and I've just finished like
skiing or doing something on a bike, and I can't
lift my arm off crime, high five, high five, trying
high five.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I just try to live. I'm trying to live.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Stop taking it.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
From me, Stop speaking. We want to know what is
not technically a crime, but it should be a stell
from Hollywell, what have you got for it?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
Well, it's when I lived in Sydney and I was
down at the Rocks for a Christmas party and we
all decided we'd order champagne the same as Laura just
in champagne. But when we got the billet, demned it
was the clickoa we've been drinking.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I think by Morris's face, it's really expensive, is it?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
How much was the bill? Astell?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I handed over to my husband because it was his
company paying, so I just handed over to him.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
And then you only drink from now on exactly, and
at the rocks at Sydney. That would serious. That would
probably be like forty dollars a glass, forty dollars You
want strawberries?

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Said no, no, no, we just have the share pain where.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
The strawberries from from the lens. We just have to
wait for the yaks to bring them down.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
Hand raised.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
O.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Holy crap.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, that was That was a bit of an eye opener.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
That was rhyme crime, crime and crime.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
But Clencher campaign was No, I'm sure Buddy should.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Have ruined you for all other ships but Moira and
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