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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KBP I and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's right through stories brought you by Valentine's Day two
weeks from today.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Sweet, you gotta set for Valencein's Day.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Reservations have been made, all right.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
You mmm, no, m hm. I'm gonna work on it though.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
Let's get to a study found that mentioning vegetarianism on
your dating profile. Yeah, it smashes your chance to find
a partner, just saying nobody wants to hear about that.
You know, even look as a secondhand vegetarian scoop, people
don't want to.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Hear about it.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Secondhand vegetarian.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, cowsy grass and night cows. So look,
secondhand vegetarian. Just just leave that word it is. They
don't hear about that. Police in Oklahoma arrested a man
after he allegedly broke into an escape room business.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Oh okay, that's a bad place to break into. I
feel like was he able to break out? He he
did make it out in cuffs, So.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Kind of funny, dude, I imagine. Well, firefighters in Florida
Wednesday they had to deal with a truck that flipped
over and spilled about four thousand gallons of milk on
the highway.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
And oh cool, I'd be like.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I had to be a little stinky.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
Yeah, once it starts to sour a little bit right, slid.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Off picking up kind of go to lumpy milk.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Was arrested. I had to throw it a brick through
her husband's window. She tried to deny it, but she
was caught on video doing and the brick. Coincidentally, it
had a message on it that commemorated their first date back.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
In twenty twenty.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
So yeah, she chose the brick that had their date
on it, and she hucked it through her ex boyfriend's
window and then tried to deny it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Cauz women are crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Hey, check out this story from Blackhawk. For the first
time ever Monarch Casino oh.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
And Resorts paw in their twelve year history.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
One lucky player one a million dollar jackpot on a
slot machine.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Wow, what dude, that is crazy.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Now here's what's a little more interesting. It happened on
January twenty third. It was a progressive jackpot on the
Dragon Link slot machine.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
She dude, is a fifty dollars poll.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Ooh ooh that is a big one. That's like, my
budget for the day is fifty bucks.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
It one poll, a fifty dollars pool, man, damn.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
And it's the first time it happened in twelve years.
She won.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
One million, or this person won one million, eighty five thousand,
four hundred and thirty five dollars and eighty nine cents.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (03:34):
Wow, Monarch Casino said. The lucky winner chose to remain anonymous.
You bet your ass, dude. That's wow man. I hope
it's my buddy, Louie.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Fifty dollars pole, that is. I wonder how many fifty
dollar polls they get a day on that thing.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
I don't. I couldn't imagine. I mean, yeah, that's not
my deal.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I have enough anxiety over like a dollar a poll.
Couldn't imagine fifty Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Look, I got car parks to waste my money on.
I'm not doing it a slot machine, no way.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
All right, speaking of car parts, maybe making your car
go a little faster, Would you like to know the
top counties for speed violations in twenty twenty four?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Sure, all right, drum roll.
Speaker 5 (04:21):
That's us to do our own drum roll, because we
do our own side effects here because that's how big
time shows do it.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
The top five counties to receive speeding citations by Colorado
State Troopers last year were number five, Mason County, Number four,
Fremont County.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Number three. What's up Jefferson County? Oh that pretty ass
courthous got paid for it?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Number two Douglas County.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Oh, oh that's.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Too close to home. That's just what's up?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Parker Oh, Castle Rock?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Oh you know what it is?
Speaker 5 (05:03):
I twenty five, Curse you, I twenty five in the gap,
curse you, and by a long shot. So just put
things in perspective. Jefferson County, by the way, eight hundred
and thirty one citations. Doug with eight hundred and sixty
two for a full year. Yeah, coming in at over
two thousand, one hundred and sixty citations.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
El Paso County.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Wow, what up? Springs caught on a spring leadfoot? What's up?
That's high?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Twenty five man?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah, that says, stretched by twenty five between Springs and
Pueblo and there's nothing but three billboards and sixteen cops.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Man. Denver didn't make the list, though, huh No, I
would have thought Denver or Adams being a pretty big population.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
Here you go the roadways, Oh you thirty bastards, the
roadways where all the speeding tickets were issued.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Number one? Is that I twenty five or I seventy?
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Ooh, let me look here. I seventy is significantly longer,
but a lot more people live on twenty five. I'll
go with twenty five.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
It's ice seventy. Really yeah, I seventy is first, I
twenty five second. Highway fifty is third.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Where's fifty yet? Do you know?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Isn't that the one coming out of isn't it coming
out of Golden there?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Highway twenty five, by the way, is fifth.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Highway fifty belong begins in Colorado at the Utah state line,
runs alongside Ice seventy, So it looks like it's just
a parallel with Ice seventy out there.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Highway twenty four. Where was that one? It's got it
be a southern Mountain highway.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Probably men turned a lineman. Oh, people out in the
middle of nowhere, just.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Opening it up right, You know what I see?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I'll see me blowing her out, Officer, I was just
blowing her out.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
This is the thing we used to say, what are
you doing out here?
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Going up?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
I just blowing it out? And the hell does that mean?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
All right?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
This is probably better than daty naps? But is it
a little I don't know desperate. A woman in Australia
went to a freaking rugby match, hud up a big
ass poster board sign and said, I'm singing with an
arrow pointing down. Apparently your Instagram handle was on it
and now she got all the dms you could handle. Okay,
I mean, I don't know that screams attention or.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
All right?
Speaker 5 (08:01):
So check out his wild story Man, a Detroit priest
who also builds himself as an exorcist, was charged in
Illinois this week in connection with this incident in late
November where he too he floss his teeth with a
hair of a teenage girl like Carlos Martin's. Is this
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guy and he's surrendered to police in Illinois's facing misdemeanor
battery charges. So he did this back in November while
working as a listen to this traveling priest. Now, while there,
he allegedly approached a thirteen year old girl and he
asked her about her hair, asked her if she ever
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flost her teeth with her own hair. And then this
weirdo he plucked a bunch of her hair out right
there on the spot, like all right, so.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
First and foremost, that's that's that's an ass.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Who as a priest beat down. I don't care, man,
what hell? No?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
You plugging like hairs at my thirteen year old's head. Yeah,
you that's ass whooping.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And I think you gave him the benefit of the
doubt with how you voiced him. I think he needs
a much creepier hey. If you ever eh, yeah, with
your own hair?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Damn you a.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
So uh.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Other witnesses who claim to have seen this incident, uh,
it's seen it happen. He apparently works at the Companion's
Across church in Detroit, represented his other church that confirms
he is unable to work with the public until this
case get.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Is handled or it blows over.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
He's apparently got a podcast called The Exorcist Files too.
But yeah, this guy is weirdo man, and he grabs it.
He where's it at? Thirteen year old girl ask hers
he ever lost her teeth with her own hair. He
then picked plucked some of her own hair out, placed
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it in his mouth, made a flossying motion with it.
A short time later, he sat in a pew behind
the girl and began growling at her.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
All right, this dude, this dude is an e fing
weirdough dude. You imagine seeing some crazy lunatic doing that
to your twelve or thirteen year old daughter.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Oh, you'd be like, uh huh, you're asking to be hard,
to growl and flash your teeth.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
With the mouth wired shut. All right, the FBI, I'm agent.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
They're searching for patients of a woman who allegedly well
posed as a medical professional and operated clinics in several states,
including here in Colorado.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Mary Blackly is her name. She goes by doctor Mary.
Speaker 5 (10:54):
She operated body scan clinics throughout the United States from
two thousand through twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Wow, long time.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah, she operated clinks with her husband, Floyd Fred Blackley Fred.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
And here's what's crazy.
Speaker 5 (11:11):
So apparently they would do these full body scans at
their quote clinics, and they used the ultrasound machine to
basically have people striped down and they would just do
a ultrasound over their whole body. And they said, they
said that the scans would detect and treat and cure,
you know, various illnesses and all that snake oil crap
(11:32):
that they say, you know, including cancer. Did a still
sell you know, and prescribe various products to treat or
cure an illness that you know they diagnosed?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
So yeah, man, she's seventy five.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
She posed as a doctor and PhD professional from two
thousand and two through December of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Wow, dude, she had all.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Kinds of clin her clinic. Said well if they all
kind of have the same ring to it. So Sonic
Way's Research, living Well Ministry, living Well Health Club, living
Well Warriors, the Blackley Foundation, Health Screening is for life,
Health scams for life, health screening for life, Health screens
for life, and so on, they had the same kind
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of deal. And apparently, dude, the FBI is now looking
for victims of these particular crimes. They have information about that.
You contact the FBI. But apparently she's been running a scam.
She get booted out of one state. She'd opened the
same clinic up in another state, run the scam until
she got booted out of there, and then so on
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and so on.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
What and look all of it for nothing?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
It wouldn't tell them anything besides, you know, stripping a
person of their dignity. And lastly, here's a good one.
Twenty five year old woman named rihann And Evans. She
became the first person to please guilty.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
It's cyber farting?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Is that the official charge?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Man, this is yeah cyber farting. How funny is this man?
Speaker 3 (13:12):
And there's a girl like you even seeing this with
a guy?
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Oh, guys do it all the time. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
See, here's the problem. A guy who aren't gonna complain
or turn somebody in.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
Guys. Oh man, you got me again.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
He got me with the ass fart video.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Bro.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
So here's how she did it.
Speaker 5 (13:31):
She rasped her boyfriend's ex last month by sending a
series of videos where she would fart into her phone video,
be laughing about it, and send it to this girl
who was her boyfriend's ex. And apparently she sent an
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initial video and then three more on December twenty second,
four more over the next few days.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
COB's got a told her to stop.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
But did she stop?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Oh? She kept going after the cops got the cops.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
Look, the ex girlfriend is calling the cops like she's
sending me videos of her ass farting in the phone.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Could you please tell her to stop? So the cops
get evolved.
Speaker 5 (14:15):
They tell her to stop and that should ended right there,
right like hey, funny, haha, stop sending you.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
Farting in the phone videos?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Right?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Enough is enough?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
They told her to stop, but next day she said
a few more videos, and.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Then she did again on New Year's Day.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
That is hysterical now.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
The X said the videos made her feel unsafe in
her own home. Rihanna's lawyer told to judge that the
two women have bad blood.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah you think, no joke.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
And apparently she's been drinking when she sent the text
messages a couple weekends. She admitted to the rask the
judge sensor of propation. She has to do a series
of rehab sessions.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
I'm embarrassing for her too. Well, all right, tell your
story why you're here.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
I sent my my boyfriend's ex videos of me farten
into the phone and laughed about it and called her names.
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Whole room claps.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
With a bunch of rehab people.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Right, she can't drink for sixty days and attacked on
a two years training order.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
You got admit this morning, man.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Something The twenty five year old you may not regret,
but the forty five year old you, Oh yeah, we'll
definitely regret that.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
That's awesome though.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
I just want to see the look on the other
people in the rehab clinic when they go around talking.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
Oh, that's what you're in here for. I mean, you
know fast, that's gonna spread. Pardon the pun.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Can you demonstrate you were.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Doing like I robbed a bag while I was on Heroin?
Speaker 3 (16:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:04):
She farted right right?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
You should?
Speaker 5 (16:07):
How many part videos though? I mean, you know what,
honestly she should look at the onlyfants. I'm sure there's
dudes that pay for that. Oh yeah, I mean why
send it turn you know, the boyfriend's ex when you
can make money on it.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
She's mildly famous. Now run with it, I go.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
You obviously have it down alright.
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Seven point thirty two? Uh, well, this is Metallica on
the way, Like that one down. A couple of the
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