September 8, 2026 • 33 mins
TUESDAY HR 5
Ryan Holmes: The King of Denmark. Ryan Holmes makes the call, and books a room on the Burt Kreeischer cruise. What could possibly go wrong?
Miss Monster Burlesque Dreama Little hanging with The Monsters. Russ stresses to Dreama the importance of a "burlesque victory" for her upcoming trip to Las Vegas.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Young man are you begging for tommy bahama stuff online
like if people want to.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Give me stuff i always will take stuff but like.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh man i'm booking this cruise right now like it's
bad you know why the tommy bahama thing came up
why uh uh ryan there was a moment in friday's
broadcast where i think angelique even pointed it out where
we realized that uh ryan was uh.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Becoming you.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 7 (00:26):
I went through a Tommy Bahama phase for a little while.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
That's why that came up.
Speaker 8 (00:29):
Those shirts were $ 100 a pop, man.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
This shirt I'm wearing right now is 90s.
Speaker 7 (00:33):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm just wearing nerdy Bahama shirts.
Speaker 7 (00:37):
There's all those discount Tommy Bahama places up in Palm
Coast I used to go to. And, you know, I
can get them for, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
That was the hustle. It wasn't really a discount. Yeah, well,
I guess it said brand new.
Speaker 7 (00:48):
They were 175. You get them for 100 there, so
let me get as many as I can. They were
always 95. I got out of that phase. Anyway, maybe
I can go back to that. That's not a bad
thing to go back to. You and I can match.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
He already became hat guy now, too. We're slowly emerging
into one individual. That's what we learned on Friday.
Speaker 7 (01:10):
You weren't hat guy. You were never hat guy. Guys.
He was never a hat guy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I've always been a hat guy. You're 100% hat guy.
Speaker 8 (01:17):
Yeah, he has.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Always hat guy.
Speaker 8 (01:19):
He gets all the free stuff. Remember, he wears all
the free things. The shirts, the hats.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
This hat is free.
Speaker 8 (01:24):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's true. Yeah, and I'm a hat guy.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But we learned on Friday, I realized before going out
to Halloween Horror Nights, I realized, where do you want
to eat, honey?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Go to Margaritaville Resort.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
It's a good place.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm drinking Landsharks waiting for the volcano to go off
and I'm like, oh my God, I'm turning into rust.
Speaker 9 (01:45):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
It could be worse. All right, now it's time for
the King of Denmark, Ryan Holmes, to make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
Okay. That changed what.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
I'm talking about.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Look at this.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I didn't mean to spend this much money this morning.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
K.O.D. K.O.D.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
K.O.D. K.O.D. K.O.D. K.O.D.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I didn't know we were going to do a whole thing.
That's very fun. And now I have to do this.
And now I got to make this open mic thing happen.
And then now I have to crush it at the
open mic so I become best friends with everybody.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Listen, you manifested this.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I did manifest. I thought about it. I was sitting here.
If you go back and watch me on the camera,
it's me going.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Like, should I do it? I feel like I shouldn't
do it. There's probably too much to do it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And then I'm like, no, I'm going to do it manifested.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It is good for me. But now I'm at the point,
so I'm on the website.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
To book the cruise.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
And here's where the real thing comes.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Money.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You have to pay. Monies, monies, monies. And do I
go big? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Like, I'm not going interior room. I hate an interior
room on a cruise. You never know what time it is.
It's dark in there. Is this a cruise line that
you're familiar with?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
This is Norwegian. I've actually never been on Norwegian.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Okay. That's a goodie.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
So it's like an actual cruise, not the river cruise
that he talked about.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
No, no, no.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
This is a cruise cruise.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
This is a big, big cruise.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Okay. That makes more sense.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You should come too.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah!
Speaker 2 (03:44):
All right.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
So, yeah. So, you didn't do anything for your wife, really,
for anniversary. She was a little perturbed about that.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I took her to Universal Studios.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Halloween, all right.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Like I said, that was a work thing that you
kind of finagled. So, what if you just go ahead
and spend a little extra and do it right?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, I mean, like, there's a lot of stuff is gone. Like, balcony, balcony, balcony, gone,
sold out, sold out, sold out.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Midship balcony still available.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Club balcony suite. Here we go.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Penthouse romance suite.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Oh, how much is that?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Only three grand.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Per person. Yeah, I was going to say per person.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Now here's the other problem. Do I have to like.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
I got to get the other half from my wife, right?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Like still like a thing or.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Wait, what?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
You're going to ask her to go Dutch with you?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Like, hey, whoa, whoa. Just because you got a Dutch boyfriend,
you can't use that word. You're going to have her
pay half?
Speaker 11 (04:38):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
No, not. No.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
Of course not.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
This is your work, Chris. This is your write-off.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm looking at this penthouse suite right here, and it
looks nice. But, you know, there's one left. I can
get it while I'm on air. It comes with a
full bed, a table, a chair.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Oh, a table and a chair, huh?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Well, they call it the cook chair.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
Wait, are you talking about the penthouse suite?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, the romance penthouse suite.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Okay, I think your wife said yes, and she was
really excited about that. I think you're going to get,
you know, maybe not as much excitement if you just
decide to just.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Hey, you got to pay half.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Or ask her to pay half.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Okay, so like- Isn't that the arrangement, though? Like, once
you're hitched like that, like, everything's 50-50, no?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, yeah, getting the milk for free, baby.
Speaker 12 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
No, no.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Well, I mean, again, I'm probably the worst person to
be commenting on this.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I feel like most vacations we actually do split, okay? And, like,
I've talked about this before. My wife is doing better
financially than me by a lot, okay? But this one
I feel like right now because I just kind of
sprung it on her.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Shout out to Peisenberg making the brilliant observation here. You
really chose poorly because that's the weekend that GTA 6 drops.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh, I already took the days off then.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, I want to go play Grand Theft Auto, obviously,
but sometimes I've got to do stuff for my career.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, you can buy the Wi-Fi packet.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Good job, Heisenberg, for that observation. So the rest of
the world is going to be days ahead of you.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Yeah, don't play GTA on a cruise, though.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, what, can I bring a PlayStation? Yeah, you can.
You can connect a PlayStation to a TV.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
I'm the worst person... What a waste of time.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I'm the worst.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Person to ask, guys.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You bring your
wife on a cruise in order to play a game.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
This sounds like a series of bad decisions, Ryan.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
And you ask her to pay half?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, I do this stuff in the daytime. In the nighttime,
I played Grand Theft Auto all night, and then I just.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
stay awake for three days.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
No, that's when you're supposed to be like, you know, hobnobbing.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Romantic with your wife.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
No, hobnobbing with people. Like, this is your time.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
What better than like, hey guys, hey guys, why don't
you come to my room?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I got friggin Grand Theft Auto. We can all play.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Didn't you just get the romantic suite and you're going
to invite a bunch of dudes?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, that's what the cup chair's for. We talked about it.
Of course, my wife would love to be.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Surrounded by comedians that would like while we play Grand
Theft Auto.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
She's cool like that, guys. You guys don't know my wife.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I think Christina is very cool, but I think that's
where you lose her.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
We got plenty of text messages saying that it's nothing
wrong with us splitting the bill.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
OK, good.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
On a normal. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
On a normal day. Vacation. There's nothing wrong with splitting
the bill. This is not a normal vacation.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
What's not normal about it?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
This is Ryan's thing. Ryan is doing it for work. Yeah,
but it's still a cruise.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
No, but he's still doing it for work. I'm still
going to be cruise mode. You set this out to
be a work cruise.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
That's what you said. I'm all down for putting the
screws to Ryan anytime, any place, but this seems like
she's still getting the benefit. She's not going to this
and being like, oh, this sucks. Oh, I'm not participating.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
She's not excited, yeah. So if you decide to go
with the $ 3, 000 one, that's the Jimmy Jern.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
I think I got to do it. If she's paying half,
what the hell?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I can put it on a credit card.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Who do you want your neighbors to be on the cruise?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That's the thing.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Who do you want your neighbors to be on the cruise?
Do you want it to be other comedians?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I want to be like, you know, penthouse level.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
I have a master's degree.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
You know what? She's smarter than she looks.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
My husband said.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
To quit being a weenie and just book it, Ryan.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Yeah, just book it.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
He texted.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I'm going to do it.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
I'm going to do it.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
She's right, though, because if you're down in the gallows,
down in the bottom, bottom, you can just be with
the riffraff. You want to be with the superstars. People
will think you're just trash if you're down there.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Spend the money, Ryan.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Thank you, Russ. Okay.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
See, you get it.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
This is the guy that gets it.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Okay, so I can, okay, yeah, because I'll be up
in the, I'll be on the decks.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
These experiences in life, they only come around, you know,
once or twice.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
You know what, I agree. I agree, Ryan.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Shout out to Brad. He's making the observation, so you're
going to be driving that Santa Fe for a while.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
And you're not getting that Lazy River house.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Or here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
This is how my brain works. I go, oh, I'm
up there on the fancy deck. Everybody sees me. Oh, wow,
what a good hang Ryan is. Oh, my God, we
saw him do comedy at that open mic thing. Hey,
let's make him super friends with us now, too. Now
I'm in the comedy crew. Now I'm world famous doing tours.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
You're opening for Bert. You're opening for Bert.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
There we go.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Done and done.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It's an investment in my future.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
It is.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
So get the most expensive one you can find.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
Done.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Clicking it now. Clicking it now. Change occupancy.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
It's just a credit card.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Wait, but you put in your Wi-Fi, right? You put
the Wi-Fi package in there?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
With the suite, I hope he gets Wi-Fi.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Oh, God.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
They're going to add an alcohol package to this? An
alcohol package. You need to make sure. It's going to
cost you like 10 grand.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You got to reserve her room too, though. You don't
like wait for her to. No, you book both guests
at once.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Yeah, yeah. So you're booking them both together. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So it's six grand.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yes, and an alcohol package.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It wants a $ 4, 000 deposit.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
And the Wi-Fi.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Now, can I borrow $ 4, 000 for us?
Speaker 12 (10:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Come on, it'll be good for the show.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
No, no, I have a whole segment I want to
do about the art of saying no, and there you go.
I just did it.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Hey, listen, the reason he's doing that is because we
don't have the new championship belt.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
He said yes to that, and we still don't have
proof of that yet.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
You want Amber a cool belt? I got screwed once before.
I'm not doing it again.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You'll do it at least four more times in history.
That's a good point. Indicator.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
All right.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, Dad, check.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I guess I'm going on this cruise because I'm about
to hit the pay button during the break. So if
you want to hang out on Burt Chrysler's fully loaded
sea cruise with me, you can do that as well.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
And wow.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
What a fun day.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
You just did it. You're reserved.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Done.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We're done.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Man. I know.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I wonder if Burt would have given you a discount.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh, damn it.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Since you're performing. But whatever. Damn it.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, hey, I save a lot of money every month.
Thanks to that mortgage guy, Don, from thatmortgageguydon.com.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
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Speaker 7 (11:38):
So it shall be hey there's a lot of money
a listener just texted in something i did think but
i would but you know i i like dream a
little thought process like who do you want your neighbors
to be but what i did think was anytime i've
gone on a cruise i spent very little time in
the cabin you know mostly you're out running around doing
stuff so why pay extra for a nicer cabin but
(11:59):
uh i think she's right you know you want to
be you want to be where.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
They're having a thing yeah i want to be i
want to be passing them in the hallways.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Hey burton is there my room yeah you've got a
suite he might not have one.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I also found out I can save $ 300.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
So somebody in the texting service at YouTube, send me
your six-man username, and I can get $ 300 off.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
So that's what I'm going to do, too.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
All right.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Well, I just sent a text to Bert's people. They
haven't gotten back to me yet.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, that's what I'm afraid of. What if we don't
get a hold of them?
Speaker 7 (12:23):
I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Well, try harder.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
It's the only connection I got, but I'll try harder.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
All right.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
All right. So when we come back, dream a little
is here. It's Ms. Monster burlesque and she's got something
that's happening and she owes us. And I'm going to
tell her what she owes us. When we come back,
don't go anywhere. You're listening to the monster of the morning.
This Saturday, pit masters and pours. The monsters in Mount Dora.
It's going to be great, man. Bacon, beer, barbecue. And
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also there's going to be live music and there's no,
no charge. Like to get in. Free attendance. They haven't
done that before. They're doing it this year. You got
live music from Naomi Bradshaw and the.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Coms.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Also featuring the music of Thompson Square. MWO Wrestling will
be happening. And you got Onyx The One defending his
title with Tuna Tim. And he's wrestling Leroy Shogun. Then
you got Amber Nova will be defending her title against
Zondie Lee. Poppy D will be wrestling. And then Angel
and I will bring you all the action. The MWO
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announced team, thanks to Mills Air. We appreciate that. You
also have football on the big screen. They got a
big screen where they'll have college football. It's just a
great time in Mount Dora. Join us this Saturday for
Wrestling Bell Times at 4 o'clock. And the event starts
at like noon, so come on out. It should be
a great time. I'll be out there also with the
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Carly Kay Cancer Screening Fund to try to raise some
money for the cancer screening to get screening for folks
that can't afford it. So come out and say hi.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (13:56):
I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan Angelique. And Dream a
Little is here, Miss Monster Burlesque. And so you are
going to be going to Vegas. Yeah. And it's sort
of like burlesque Olympics, right? Like the burlesque, like it's
a championship. Like it's a competition, right?
Speaker 9 (14:12):
So it's called the Golden Legends Championship Challenge.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
And it's been like a really long process, like 12 weeks.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
So what was it? The Golden Legends.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
So there's a burlesque Hall of Fame.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
And then there are legends within the burlesque Hall of Fame.
So you're trying- very.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Mature ladies that sometimes still perform burlesque. Sometimes, you know,
they're like, I'm retired.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
I'm done. They've done it. They've been around.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Are you considered a golden legend?
Speaker 9 (14:43):
The competition is for the golden legends,
but you're competing. So they have a program and it's
about like 12 weeks long. And we are each assigned
a mentor and we're put on a team of about
like 10 girls.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Oh, so you got an old lady that's going to
be your mentor.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
No, she's not an old lady.
Speaker 9 (15:07):
So there's the legends, the mentors, then, then there's me.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
We're going to take a big step down.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
So, um, so my mentor is actually a performer. She
performs all over as well. And, um, she kind of like, fosters.
We have to create a brand new act, brand new costume, everything.
And then we bring it to Vegas and we debut there.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
And this is in Vegas. I mean, the competition is
pretty tough.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
So what, I mean, I'm just thinking that Miss Monster
Burlesque needs to go there and grab another title.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Do not put that pressure on me.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
No, seriously, you need to do this for us. You
got to go win.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
Just for them.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Just for us.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Just for us.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Just for us.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Have you seen what Ray Gunn did? You know who
Ray Gunn is?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Yeah, yeah. I mean, we don't want that. We want
you to go and crush it.
Speaker 8 (15:58):
Well, I'm going to crush it, but you know, like.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Do you get a belt or anything? Do you get
a ring?
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Do you get- A crown and a sash.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
A crown and a sash.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
A crown and a sash. A belt, come on.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
You never know.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
But you get a crown- Solid gold pasty. There you go.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I mean, it's a pretty solid guess that they're never
going to give burlesque dancers a wrestling belt.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
I mean, it could happen.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I don't know. No, I'm willing to take the bet.
It will never happen.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
I can make it happen for the next Miss Monster Burlesque.
You know what? Then you'd be wrong.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I dare you. I triple dog that. I bet you.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
They're too expensive. The crown. So again, I'm not wrong.
Lady James actually makes those crowns because the crown you
got was really cool when you won Miss Monster Burlesque.
And we are doing it again. It's just that they
pushed us back to February. It just means you got
to be the queen a little bit longer. So you're
(16:53):
going there. So you said you didn't realize this was
a competition.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
I didn't at first. I thought it was just like
a that I sign up for. I get a mentor.
I create a new act. And then I go and
I debut in Vegas. And then I was talking with
my mentor and I was like, so like, is it
a contest?
Speaker 8 (17:07):
I'm like a little confused. And she's like, oh no,
there are awards. And I was like, oh, okay. This
was like two weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Like three weeks ago.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
And when are you going? Thursday.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
So you leave Thursday and it's a competition. Yeah, you
got to win this. I mean, come on.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
I'm going to try.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Who's your competition? Like how many girls are competing against you?
Speaker 8 (17:27):
There's like, 70 girls.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
There's a lot. So like each team is like about
like 10 girls, I think.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
And then there's like six teams. So, I mean, there's
roughly about six, 60 girls.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Oh man.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
You know, and it's all different types of burlesque. It's
not just classic. Like what I do.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
It's neo and nerd-lesque and very themed stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I don't know what those words mean.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
One girl is dressing as a raccoon and like pulling
stuff out of a trash can.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
That's like her act.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Nice.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Oh, I like her.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I like a slutty trash panda.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
With like rhinestones and feathers.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Like it's just, it's very different.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
So here's my question. What's your gimmick? What's your idea?
How are we going to win this?
Speaker 8 (18:09):
I'm just going to be the sparkliest person out there.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
No, you got to have a thing. You're going up
against a trash taser. Every girl is sparkly.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
You got the trash lady.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
But not, every girl is sparkly.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
I swear to God, I have used 50,000 rhinestones on
this costume.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
My shoes are fully rhinestone.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It sounds like the perfect opportunity to debut live and
in person Lady Jake. How do you feel about being
a lady devil like the.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
One we got on the screen behind you over there?
And then you're like a Lady Jake and you come
out flames.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
I don't know if we want to do that for
this competition. I mean, that's something you might have to
work towards. I can see that. But we wanted to win. Yeah,
she's leaving on Thursday. We just paint her red.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
6 a.m.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
Yeah, I mean, then you got to cover her face
with that mask. I don't know if that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
No, no, no, we'd just paint her red. We'd slap
some horns on her head.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh, so you're saying not let her be a furry.
Speaker 8 (19:11):
We're talking live action.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
We're going to make a live action. Live action.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
This is not, that wasn't good for like The Rock.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
I can name a lot of people that live action
was not good for recently.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
That's a good point. i don't think.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Especially she's leaving thursday so.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
How competitive do you get because i remember when you
won miss monster burlesque you kind of just were giggling
and smiling and showed up and like i just do
my best and you won you didn't seem to be
super competitive is that.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
True by nature i'm not like a super super competitive
person in the burlesque world. play like a game with
me like trivia or something I'm super competitive that's the
thing that's been.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Driving Rush nuts this is understand this this is the
thing that's been driving Rush nuts since he started this
whole thing he is wanting to bring the WWE competitive
nature into burlesque and none of the women none of
the ladies have bitten at it he's tried to.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Pit a good cat fight would really make.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
This point he's tried to pit burlesque dancers against each other.
He tried to get you to go after.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Beanie Caliber?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Beanie Caliber.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
I still can make that happen.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Watch.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
He's been wanting to do this since the inception of this.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
How's Beanie doing? Have you talked to her?
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Beanie's doing good.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
She's got a show coming up at Bookburn Cafe with
the rhinestone review.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Actually, we're going to have Bebe's dad in here pretty soon.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
And I feel like, wasn't it just her birthday or something?
I swear I saw that. I think, yes, she went,
I think it is.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
recently her birthday and then she went early up to
new york for a show yeah she went to go.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
See yeah oh yeah yeah i still can see a
big dance off with you too but that's that's down
the line first off you gotta go to vegas.
Speaker 9 (21:01):
And win and win this championship i'm gonna win it
i'm gonna win it does that make you feel better
me saying that okay.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Great i'm so glad it's on record.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
Now and you have a show tonight or tomorrow night.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
I have a show tonight at Mathers, actually.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
And where's Mathers?
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Downtown, off of Magnolia area.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
It's one of the few awesome rooms that's still left
in downtown. And they do really cool events and stuff
like this.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Burlesque every Tuesday and Saturday. It's super fun.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
And every time you come in, we bring it up.
So it's not her bringing it up. This is me
bringing it up. When do we get the plane? When
your husband bought a plane, it's like a jet, you know?
Speaker 9 (21:39):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Is it like a jet?
Speaker 8 (21:41):
It's not a jet.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
It's a prop.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's a prop. It's not a jet.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
It's a prop plane.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Prop plane, yeah. A little prop plane.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
It's a character.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
Yeah, when do you get the prop? That was funny.
When do you get the prop plane?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Um.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
I think the 21st, 21st, 22nd.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
So they don't deliver it to you. You've got to
go to it.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
You got to go to it.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Cause you got to check it out and make sure
that it's all okay.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Before you drop it off at the house, they would
fly it to the closest. What's the closest airport to
your house?
Speaker 9 (22:12):
Um, it's not where we're keeping it, but we're keeping
it at the Orlando executive airport, but we're actually, I guess,
technically closer to Sanford, but by, few minutes smack dab
in the middle.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Oh when i take it to sanford just uh there's
no room oh wow there's no room probably be cheaper
too yes.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
One would think it was either that or like all
the way on like zellwood or um the good neighborhood
land actually the land yeah but it's actually.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
What's that neighborhood where's like john travolta lived and you
could like fly your plane into the neighborhood I.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Don't know where he lived, but there's one of those
in Port Orange.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
I think it's Ocala.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
He lived up by the horse place.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
That was just 10 houses, though, that were built that way.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Oh, really?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah. The neighborhood isn't as large. They were wanting to
build more houses that way, but it's not as big
as that. I think it's like 10 houses that have
that runway capability.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
The one in Port Orange is big.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
It's big.
Speaker 9 (23:10):
There's like 30, 40 houses, I think, that have the
runway capability. And then you can live in the neighborhood
and have your car.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Garage. Yeah, your hair.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
I saw it with John Travolta. The plane was pulled
up to his house. He can pull it up to
the house, you know. So you leave on Thursday for
the competition and it's the, what is it called again?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
The Golden Legends Championship Challenge.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
So if you win, then are you considered a golden
legend right away or no?
Speaker 8 (23:39):
I don't really know.
Speaker 9 (23:40):
There's a lot of categories too, like It's like, you know,
like when you go to like dance competitions and they're
like the silver elite platinum princess Barbie.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Bow, you know, like it's just like, they just throw
out like, so sometimes it's like that. Like I could
win for like best costume. I could win for being
just the nicest person there.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Oh, Miss congeniality.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
I could be Miss congeniality.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
So does everybody get an award kind of thing?
Speaker 12 (24:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
I don't think it's, I don't think it's that. I
don't think it's that.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
But there's like, again, it's like one of those, like,
how do you compare like Neo burlesque, which is like
completely different.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
What's Neo?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
What is Neo burlesque?
Speaker 8 (24:19):
It's like new burlesque. So it's a different way of moving.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
It's a different costuming, you know, like, and then there's
like nerd less where, you know, someone can dress up
like a raccoon.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Or, you know, like some sort of character.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Like anime stuff. And like, I mean, anything, like really,
I mean, a book character.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Okay, so burlesque ladies, for the most part, would you
consider them wild? Is this gonna be a wild time,
you think?
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
Yeah. I've done, I've, I've gone over and I've met
some of the people on the West coast before when
I did Burley con and Burley con.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Burley con.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
That's in Seattle. That's a wild time.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
Um, they can get a little crazy.
Speaker 9 (25:02):
So I can imagine like Vegas as well. And they
keep warning us things like they're like, do not ride
the giant.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
I don't know if I want to say this. I
don't think I can say this.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:14):
It's like a giant, like, you know, like, yeah, but
it's like a bowl. Like you would write a bowl,
but like, they're like, don't do that. A girl did
that a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
She fell off.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
She got a black eye and she couldn't perform.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
Like, so there's like all these warnings that they're like,
drink lots of water, wear sunscreen.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Like they're warning everyone, all of these things.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
And I'm like, don't ride the giant wiener.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
Function like a normal human.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Function like a normal human while I'm out there.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Got it.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
So are you going by yourself or is your husband
going with you?
Speaker 8 (25:43):
No, my husband's going with me.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
That's good.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
It's going to be fun.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Keep you straight. Keep you out of trouble.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
Yeah, he's got to keep me out of trouble.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
All right.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
If people want to follow you or if they want
to go see you tonight, what do they do?
Speaker 9 (25:55):
So you just show up at Mathers at 8 o'clock.
There's about five of us, I think, performing tonight.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
And then follow me on Instagram at v.dreama.little.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
All right.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Let us know how you do in Vegas. Good luck
to you.
Speaker 8 (26:08):
What do I owe you?
Speaker 7 (26:09):
You owe us a win.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Oh, a win. Oh, okay.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
I was like, what? She's like this whole time just sweating.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
What do I owe you?
Speaker 7 (26:17):
You owe us to go and do your best and
not end up like, don't be Ray Gunn and go
do some silly kangaroo dance.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
Oh, I never do a silly kangaroo dance.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
All right.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
You got to go and win it for the team.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
Oh, yeah. Feathers and all.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
All right. Thanks for coming in. All right, we'll take
a little break. We'll come back. It's time for, what
are we doing?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Hot takes.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
We've got to get the hell out of here, don't we?
We're doing a little hot takes. If you want to
leave a hot take, you can. If you listen on
the iHeartRadio app, you click on the microphone, leave us
a message, and we'll play those next. You're listening to
the March of the Morning. Real radio.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
One had already been nerded out. Let's see. Hot take.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Man, nerd about basketball.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
You too, Vito.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Hey, good morning, Mark.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
So, Russ, earlier you were talking about the FIBA World
Cup for women's basketball.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
The men have actually been doing that for a while,
and one of the cool things about it is it
showcases some of the players in these other foreign leagues,
and it's kind of like a trout in a way
for the WNBA. It's a new way for them to
get good players and better players. So it's a great thing.
It's been great for men's basketball over the years. It's
going to be a great thing for women's basketball.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
Very cool. Yeah, there were a couple of players. They
pointed out that they weren't playing in the WNBA, but
they might be going to the WNBA. When they played China,
there was a girl that was like seven foot four, Angel.
I don't know if you saw her, but man, dude, big. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
So, Ryan, let me get this straight. You're going to
be on a cruise ship with fellow comedians hanging out
with people you love.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
And be there with your lovely wife in a very
expensive suite. But you would like.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
To play in a virtual world, committing virtual crimes, banging
virtual hookers, having gunfights with virtual police.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Makes no sense to me.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Dude, live in a real world.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
I do live in the real world.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
It makes no sense to me.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
If you're on a cruise ship, you should not be
playing a video game. Why?
Speaker 8 (28:04):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Because there's a thousand other fun things to do that
are real.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
There's nighttime where nothing is happening.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
No, what are you talking about? Everything's happening at nighttime.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
No, there's a time where everything shuts down.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Nothing shuts down on a cruise ship, bro.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Yeah, around midnight, one o'clock, everything's kind of done.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Around three.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Okay, so from three till 8 a.m., I'll play Grand
Theft Auto.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
It'll be fine. I'll figure it out. Angel gets it.
Angel gets it. Hot take. Gar, Captain Black Toe here.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
I only be sailing in them virgin waters because I
don't want to get all that gunk in my pipes.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Play this one too.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Swirls.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Okay, well, I'm going to listen more when you play this.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Thanks for paying attention during the show, Ryan.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Different audience. They didn't hear it.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, they didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I like Captain Black Toe either way.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Hot take.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Good morning, monsters.
Speaker 12 (28:56):
I know you're always looking for good, interesting wrestling events
to throw out there, but how about a blast from
the past wrestling event? Pitting Amber Nova against SoCal Val.
I know she still works with one of the wrestling
networks doing commentating and interviews. How funny would that be
to bring her back to challenge Amber Nova?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
SoCal isn't a.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Wrestler, though.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
She's a personality announcer and interviewer, but she doesn't wrestle.
She doesn't wrestle.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Actually, she was going to come and be a part
of something we were doing a while ago, but then
some other thing. She's traveling the world. Next time she's
in Orlando, I'd love to have SoCalValor.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
She's crazy busy. If you follow her on social media,
she's constantly, whether Vegas, Europe, or LA, she's constantly moving around.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
Hot take!
Speaker 12 (29:45):
Uncle Athanasio's here with another 30 seconds of nonsense.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
Listen, guys, I don't know.
Speaker 12 (29:49):
It might be me and the way my anatomy works,
but is Angelique and her voice much more tolerable now that.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
She eats meat?
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
What a difference a meat eater makes.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
You're welcome. Uncle Off and I'll see us out.
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Wow. I mean, she does seem cooler in a weird way.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
You know what? Now that we have Amber talking so much,
it doesn't seem like Angelique talks all the time like
she used to.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Actually, I think I talk more now. It's just different.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
It's just different. I guess Amber just wore me out.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Let's see. Hot take.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
This is for Angelique.
Speaker 11 (30:33):
Good morning, monsters.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I was wondering.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
I went through a town that was kind of like
timber scam. But all the ladies were trying to swindle
the guys out of their wood.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
And believe me.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
It worked.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Swirled.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
I hate you, and I hate your cicadas in the background.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
I didn't know. I had no idea what that meant.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Hot take.
Speaker 10 (31:01):
So just to let you guys know that John Travolta
lives in Anthony, which is outside of Ocala, which is
right next to Spar, Florida.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Okay, this has been Where's John Travolta Update with that guy.
I've seen a picture of John Travolta's house. He has
a 747 that pulls into, like, it looks like he's
got a garage.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
That's what I said, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, and I thought it was AI or something crazy,
but there's a real-ass photo that is there.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
Let's see. Actually, those are pretty much all the hot takes.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Really?
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Well, good.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
We appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
There's one sad one about Bruce Campbell, but it's a
sad one.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
It's a hot take.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Good morning, Monsters. Bob from Michigan here.
Speaker 10 (31:42):
Just thought I'd let you guys know I just read
a thing online that Bruce Campbell has five years to live.
He has cancer, a cancer that is not curable but treatable,
but says he has about five years left to live.
And I'm only bringing this up because you guys had
just talked about him last week when it came to
(32:04):
burn notice.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Have a great day.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Swirls.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Bruce Campbell, man, is one of those guys I always
think should be way more famous than he is. He
should absolutely have been a movie star.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
He is a movie star, though.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
But like a superstar. Really?
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Why do you think superstar? I think he's pretty much
where he needs to be. I think he's right where
he's supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
See, I hard disagree.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Where do you want to put him? Adjacent to Brad Pitt?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
No, Ben Affleck. He should be at least a Ben Affleck.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Oh but okay but we're so we're talking serious actors
who's uh like a comedy slash series serious.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Ryan reynolds like he's just like a ryan reynolds at
the wrong time you know what i mean like that
he's not as good looking as ryan reynolds he's better
looking than ryan reynolds that's.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Incorrect there's camel back in the day no oh i
did it way before ryan.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Remember uh pitmasters and pourers will be in mount dora
this coming saturday Bell time for wrestling is at 4 o'clock.
You've got live music. Naomi Bradshaw on the dot coms
will be there. You've got professional wrestling with MWO Wrestling. Also,
college football on the big screen. And this year, no
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tuned for the News Jockey right after the Masters. And
at 3 o'clock, it's the Jim Colbert Show. Then you've
got Tom and Dan, Real Laughs, and we're back tomorrow
to do our thing. From Angelique, Angel, and Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
And!
Speaker 4 (33:23):
And the leader of this mess-up, Mary Man, and one
awesome lady, Rush Holder of the World 2 Rock Brothers.
Speaker 7 (33:26):
Hey, guys, thank you so much for listening.
Young man are you begging for tommy bahama stuff online
like if people want to.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Give me stuff i always will take stuff but like.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
Oh man i'm booking this cruise right now like it's
bad you know why the tommy bahama thing came up
why uh uh ryan there was a moment in friday's
broadcast where i think angelique even pointed it out where
we realized that uh ryan was uh.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Becoming you.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Oh.
Speaker 6 (00:26):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 7 (00:26):
I went through a Tommy Bahama phase for a little while.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
That's why that came up.
Speaker 8 (00:29):
Those shirts were $ 100 a pop, man.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
This shirt I'm wearing right now is 90s.
Speaker 7 (00:33):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm just wearing nerdy Bahama shirts.
Speaker 7 (00:37):
There's all those discount Tommy Bahama places up in Palm
Coast I used to go to. And, you know, I
can get them for, you know.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
That was the hustle. It wasn't really a discount. Yeah, well,
I guess it said brand new.
Speaker 7 (00:48):
They were 175. You get them for 100 there, so
let me get as many as I can. They were
always 95. I got out of that phase. Anyway, maybe
I can go back to that. That's not a bad
thing to go back to. You and I can match.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
He already became hat guy now, too. We're slowly emerging
into one individual. That's what we learned on Friday.
Speaker 7 (01:10):
You weren't hat guy. You were never hat guy. Guys.
He was never a hat guy.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I've always been a hat guy. You're 100% hat guy.
Speaker 8 (01:17):
Yeah, he has.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Always hat guy.
Speaker 8 (01:19):
He gets all the free stuff. Remember, he wears all
the free things. The shirts, the hats.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
This hat is free.
Speaker 8 (01:24):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
That's true. Yeah, and I'm a hat guy.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
But we learned on Friday, I realized before going out
to Halloween Horror Nights, I realized, where do you want
to eat, honey?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Go to Margaritaville Resort.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
It's a good place.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
I'm drinking Landsharks waiting for the volcano to go off
and I'm like, oh my God, I'm turning into rust.
Speaker 9 (01:45):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
It could be worse. All right, now it's time for
the King of Denmark, Ryan Holmes, to make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
Okay. That changed what.
Speaker 7 (01:56):
I'm talking about.
Speaker 8 (01:57):
I know.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Look at this.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
I didn't mean to spend this much money this morning.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
K.O.D. K.O.D.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
K.O.D. K.O.D. K.O.D. K.O.D.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I didn't know we were going to do a whole thing.
That's very fun. And now I have to do this.
And now I got to make this open mic thing happen.
And then now I have to crush it at the
open mic so I become best friends with everybody.
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Listen, you manifested this.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I did manifest. I thought about it. I was sitting here.
If you go back and watch me on the camera,
it's me going.
Speaker 8 (02:54):
Like, should I do it? I feel like I shouldn't
do it. There's probably too much to do it.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
And then I'm like, no, I'm going to do it manifested.
Speaker 8 (03:00):
Good for you.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
It is good for me. But now I'm at the point,
so I'm on the website.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
To book the cruise.
Speaker 8 (03:08):
And here's where the real thing comes.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
What?
Speaker 6 (03:11):
Money.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
You have to pay. Monies, monies, monies. And do I
go big? You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Like, I'm not going interior room. I hate an interior
room on a cruise. You never know what time it is.
It's dark in there. Is this a cruise line that
you're familiar with?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
This is Norwegian. I've actually never been on Norwegian.
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Okay. That's a goodie.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8 (03:30):
So it's like an actual cruise, not the river cruise
that he talked about.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
No, no, no.
Speaker 8 (03:35):
This is a cruise cruise.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
This is a big, big cruise.
Speaker 8 (03:37):
Okay. That makes more sense.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
You should come too.
Speaker 6 (03:39):
Yeah!
Speaker 2 (03:44):
All right.
Speaker 7 (03:45):
So, yeah. So, you didn't do anything for your wife, really,
for anniversary. She was a little perturbed about that.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I took her to Universal Studios.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 8 (03:53):
Halloween, all right.
Speaker 7 (03:53):
Like I said, that was a work thing that you
kind of finagled. So, what if you just go ahead
and spend a little extra and do it right?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, I mean, like, there's a lot of stuff is gone. Like, balcony, balcony, balcony, gone,
sold out, sold out, sold out.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Midship balcony still available.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Hmm.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Club balcony suite. Here we go.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Penthouse romance suite.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Oh, how much is that?
Speaker 8 (04:16):
Only three grand.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Per person. Yeah, I was going to say per person.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Now here's the other problem. Do I have to like.
Speaker 8 (04:24):
I got to get the other half from my wife, right?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Like still like a thing or.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Wait, what?
Speaker 8 (04:28):
You're going to ask her to go Dutch with you?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Like, hey, whoa, whoa. Just because you got a Dutch boyfriend,
you can't use that word. You're going to have her
pay half?
Speaker 11 (04:38):
Of course.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
No, not. No.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
Of course not.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Why not?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
What?
Speaker 2 (04:45):
This is your work, Chris. This is your write-off.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm looking at this penthouse suite right here, and it
looks nice. But, you know, there's one left. I can
get it while I'm on air. It comes with a
full bed, a table, a chair.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh, my goodness.
Speaker 7 (05:02):
Oh, a table and a chair, huh?
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Well, they call it the cook chair.
Speaker 8 (05:06):
Wait, are you talking about the penthouse suite?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, the romance penthouse suite.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Okay, I think your wife said yes, and she was
really excited about that. I think you're going to get,
you know, maybe not as much excitement if you just
decide to just.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Hey, you got to pay half.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Or ask her to pay half.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Okay, so like- Isn't that the arrangement, though? Like, once
you're hitched like that, like, everything's 50-50, no?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Yeah, yeah, getting the milk for free, baby.
Speaker 12 (05:31):
No.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
No, no.
Speaker 7 (05:33):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Well, I mean, again, I'm probably the worst person to
be commenting on this.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I feel like most vacations we actually do split, okay? And, like,
I've talked about this before. My wife is doing better
financially than me by a lot, okay? But this one
I feel like right now because I just kind of
sprung it on her.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Shout out to Peisenberg making the brilliant observation here. You
really chose poorly because that's the weekend that GTA 6 drops.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Oh, I already took the days off then.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, I want to go play Grand Theft Auto, obviously,
but sometimes I've got to do stuff for my career.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well, you can buy the Wi-Fi packet.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Good job, Heisenberg, for that observation. So the rest of
the world is going to be days ahead of you.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Yeah, don't play GTA on a cruise, though.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, what, can I bring a PlayStation? Yeah, you can.
You can connect a PlayStation to a TV.
Speaker 7 (06:19):
I'm the worst person... What a waste of time.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I'm the worst.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Person to ask, guys.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You bring your
wife on a cruise in order to play a game.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
This sounds like a series of bad decisions, Ryan.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
And you ask her to pay half?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No, I do this stuff in the daytime. In the nighttime,
I played Grand Theft Auto all night, and then I just.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
stay awake for three days.
Speaker 8 (06:37):
No, that's when you're supposed to be like, you know, hobnobbing.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
Romantic with your wife.
Speaker 8 (06:41):
No, hobnobbing with people. Like, this is your time.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
What better than like, hey guys, hey guys, why don't
you come to my room?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I got friggin Grand Theft Auto. We can all play.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Didn't you just get the romantic suite and you're going
to invite a bunch of dudes?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, that's what the cup chair's for. We talked about it.
Of course, my wife would love to be.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Surrounded by comedians that would like while we play Grand
Theft Auto.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
She's cool like that, guys. You guys don't know my wife.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I think Christina is very cool, but I think that's
where you lose her.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
We got plenty of text messages saying that it's nothing
wrong with us splitting the bill.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
OK, good.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
On a normal. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
On a normal day. Vacation. There's nothing wrong with splitting
the bill. This is not a normal vacation.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
What's not normal about it?
Speaker 6 (07:27):
This is Ryan's thing. Ryan is doing it for work. Yeah,
but it's still a cruise.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
No, but he's still doing it for work. I'm still
going to be cruise mode. You set this out to
be a work cruise.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
That's what you said. I'm all down for putting the
screws to Ryan anytime, any place, but this seems like
she's still getting the benefit. She's not going to this
and being like, oh, this sucks. Oh, I'm not participating.
Speaker 7 (07:50):
She's not excited, yeah. So if you decide to go
with the $ 3, 000 one, that's the Jimmy Jern.
Speaker 8 (07:55):
I think I got to do it. If she's paying half,
what the hell?
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I can put it on a credit card.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
Who do you want your neighbors to be on the cruise?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
That's the thing.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Who do you want your neighbors to be on the cruise?
Do you want it to be other comedians?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
I want to be like, you know, penthouse level.
Speaker 8 (08:14):
I have a master's degree.
Speaker 7 (08:17):
You know what? She's smarter than she looks.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
My husband said.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
To quit being a weenie and just book it, Ryan.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Yeah, just book it.
Speaker 8 (08:24):
He texted.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I'm going to do it.
Speaker 8 (08:25):
I'm going to do it.
Speaker 7 (08:26):
She's right, though, because if you're down in the gallows,
down in the bottom, bottom, you can just be with
the riffraff. You want to be with the superstars. People
will think you're just trash if you're down there.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
Spend the money, Ryan.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Thank you, Russ. Okay.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
See, you get it.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
This is the guy that gets it.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Okay, so I can, okay, yeah, because I'll be up
in the, I'll be on the decks.
Speaker 7 (08:48):
These experiences in life, they only come around, you know,
once or twice.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
You know what, I agree. I agree, Ryan.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Shout out to Brad. He's making the observation, so you're
going to be driving that Santa Fe for a while.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
And you're not getting that Lazy River house.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Or here's the thing.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
This is how my brain works. I go, oh, I'm
up there on the fancy deck. Everybody sees me. Oh, wow,
what a good hang Ryan is. Oh, my God, we
saw him do comedy at that open mic thing. Hey,
let's make him super friends with us now, too. Now
I'm in the comedy crew. Now I'm world famous doing tours.
Speaker 7 (09:21):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
You're opening for Bert. You're opening for Bert.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
There you go.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
There we go.
Speaker 7 (09:25):
Done and done.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It's an investment in my future.
Speaker 10 (09:28):
It is.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:29):
So get the most expensive one you can find.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
Done.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Clicking it now. Clicking it now. Change occupancy.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
It's just a credit card.
Speaker 6 (09:41):
Wait, but you put in your Wi-Fi, right? You put
the Wi-Fi package in there?
Speaker 8 (09:46):
With the suite, I hope he gets Wi-Fi.
Speaker 7 (09:48):
Oh, God.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
They're going to add an alcohol package to this? An
alcohol package. You need to make sure. It's going to
cost you like 10 grand.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You got to reserve her room too, though. You don't
like wait for her to. No, you book both guests
at once.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
Yeah, yeah. So you're booking them both together. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
So it's six grand.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yes, and an alcohol package.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
It wants a $ 4, 000 deposit.
Speaker 8 (10:12):
And the Wi-Fi.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Now, can I borrow $ 4, 000 for us?
Speaker 12 (10:16):
No.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Come on, it'll be good for the show.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
No, no, I have a whole segment I want to
do about the art of saying no, and there you go.
I just did it.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Hey, listen, the reason he's doing that is because we
don't have the new championship belt.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
He said yes to that, and we still don't have
proof of that yet.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
You want Amber a cool belt? I got screwed once before.
I'm not doing it again.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
That's not true.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
You'll do it at least four more times in history.
That's a good point. Indicator.
Speaker 7 (10:41):
That's a good point.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
All right.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Well, Dad, check.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I guess I'm going on this cruise because I'm about
to hit the pay button during the break. So if
you want to hang out on Burt Chrysler's fully loaded
sea cruise with me, you can do that as well.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
And wow.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
What a fun day.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
You just did it. You're reserved.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
Done.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
We're done.
Speaker 8 (10:58):
Man. I know.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
I wonder if Burt would have given you a discount.
Speaker 7 (11:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Oh, damn it.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Since you're performing. But whatever. Damn it.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
All right.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Well, hey, I save a lot of money every month.
Thanks to that mortgage guy, Don, from thatmortgageguydon.com.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Uh owning homes actually way cheaper than renting in my
personal experience uh if you're looking to do a small
business loan or a traditional mortgage heloc refi whatever and
if you got a quote compare that quote don't miss
the boat compare quote with that mortgage guide done it's
super easy just to go to that mortgage guide don.com
it's got a thousand five star google reviews my mom's
used them i've used them friends of mine have used
them a bunch of listeners check it out uh and.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
So it shall be hey there's a lot of money
a listener just texted in something i did think but
i would but you know i i like dream a
little thought process like who do you want your neighbors
to be but what i did think was anytime i've
gone on a cruise i spent very little time in
the cabin you know mostly you're out running around doing
stuff so why pay extra for a nicer cabin but
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uh i think she's right you know you want to
be you want to be where.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
They're having a thing yeah i want to be i
want to be passing them in the hallways.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Hey burton is there my room yeah you've got a
suite he might not have one.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
I also found out I can save $ 300.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
So somebody in the texting service at YouTube, send me
your six-man username, and I can get $ 300 off.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
So that's what I'm going to do, too.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 10 (12:16):
All right.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Well, I just sent a text to Bert's people. They
haven't gotten back to me yet.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, that's what I'm afraid of. What if we don't
get a hold of them?
Speaker 7 (12:23):
I'm trying.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
Well, try harder.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
I'm trying.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
It's the only connection I got, but I'll try harder.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
All right.
Speaker 7 (12:30):
All right. So when we come back, dream a little
is here. It's Ms. Monster burlesque and she's got something
that's happening and she owes us. And I'm going to
tell her what she owes us. When we come back,
don't go anywhere. You're listening to the monster of the morning.
This Saturday, pit masters and pours. The monsters in Mount Dora.
It's going to be great, man. Bacon, beer, barbecue. And
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also there's going to be live music and there's no,
no charge. Like to get in. Free attendance. They haven't
done that before. They're doing it this year. You got
live music from Naomi Bradshaw and the.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Coms.
Speaker 7 (13:05):
Also featuring the music of Thompson Square. MWO Wrestling will
be happening. And you got Onyx The One defending his
title with Tuna Tim. And he's wrestling Leroy Shogun. Then
you got Amber Nova will be defending her title against
Zondie Lee. Poppy D will be wrestling. And then Angel
and I will bring you all the action. The MWO
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announced team, thanks to Mills Air. We appreciate that. You
also have football on the big screen. They got a
big screen where they'll have college football. It's just a
great time in Mount Dora. Join us this Saturday for
Wrestling Bell Times at 4 o'clock. And the event starts
at like noon, so come on out. It should be
a great time. I'll be out there also with the
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Carly Kay Cancer Screening Fund to try to raise some
money for the cancer screening to get screening for folks
that can't afford it. So come out and say hi.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
What's up?
Speaker 7 (13:56):
I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan Angelique. And Dream a
Little is here, Miss Monster Burlesque. And so you are
going to be going to Vegas. Yeah. And it's sort
of like burlesque Olympics, right? Like the burlesque, like it's
a championship. Like it's a competition, right?
Speaker 9 (14:12):
So it's called the Golden Legends Championship Challenge.
Speaker 8 (14:15):
And it's been like a really long process, like 12 weeks.
Speaker 7 (14:20):
So what was it? The Golden Legends.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
So there's a burlesque Hall of Fame.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:25):
And then there are legends within the burlesque Hall of Fame.
So you're trying- very.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
Mature ladies that sometimes still perform burlesque. Sometimes, you know,
they're like, I'm retired.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
I'm done. They've done it. They've been around.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
Are you considered a golden legend?
Speaker 9 (14:43):
but you're competing. So they have a program and it's
about like 12 weeks long. And we are each assigned
a mentor and we're put on a team of about
like 10 girls.
Speaker 7 (15:02):
Oh, so you got an old lady that's going to
be your mentor.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
No, she's not an old lady.
Speaker 9 (15:07):
So there's the legends, the mentors, then, then there's me.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
We're going to take a big step down.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
Okay.
Speaker 9 (15:16):
So, um, so my mentor is actually a performer. She
performs all over as well. And, um, she kind of like, fosters.
We have to create a brand new act, brand new costume, everything.
And then we bring it to Vegas and we debut there.
Speaker 7 (15:29):
And this is in Vegas. I mean, the competition is
pretty tough.
Speaker 8 (15:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
So what, I mean, I'm just thinking that Miss Monster
Burlesque needs to go there and grab another title.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Do not put that pressure on me.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
No, seriously, you need to do this for us. You
got to go win.
Speaker 8 (15:44):
Just for them.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Just for us.
Speaker 7 (15:46):
Just for us.
Speaker 8 (15:47):
Just for us.
Speaker 7 (15:48):
Have you seen what Ray Gunn did? You know who
Ray Gunn is?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (15:53):
Yeah, yeah. I mean, we don't want that. We want
you to go and crush it.
Speaker 8 (15:58):
Well, I'm going to crush it, but you know, like.
Speaker 7 (16:01):
Do you get a belt or anything? Do you get
a ring?
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Do you get- A crown and a sash.
Speaker 7 (16:04):
A crown and a sash.
Speaker 8 (16:05):
A crown and a sash. A belt, come on.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
You never know.
Speaker 7 (16:09):
You never know.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
But you get a crown- Solid gold pasty. There you go.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I mean, it's a pretty solid guess that they're never
going to give burlesque dancers a wrestling belt.
Speaker 7 (16:18):
I mean, it could happen.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
I don't know. No, I'm willing to take the bet.
It will never happen.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
I can make it happen for the next Miss Monster Burlesque.
You know what? Then you'd be wrong.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
I dare you. I triple dog that. I bet you.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
They're too expensive. The crown. So again, I'm not wrong.
Lady James actually makes those crowns because the crown you
got was really cool when you won Miss Monster Burlesque.
And we are doing it again. It's just that they
pushed us back to February. It just means you got
to be the queen a little bit longer. So you're
(16:53):
going there. So you said you didn't realize this was
a competition.
Speaker 9 (16:56):
I didn't at first. I thought it was just like
a that I sign up for. I get a mentor.
I create a new act. And then I go and
I debut in Vegas. And then I was talking with
my mentor and I was like, so like, is it
a contest?
Speaker 8 (17:07):
I'm like a little confused. And she's like, oh no,
there are awards. And I was like, oh, okay. This
was like two weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Like three weeks ago.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
And when are you going? Thursday.
Speaker 7 (17:18):
So you leave Thursday and it's a competition. Yeah, you
got to win this. I mean, come on.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
I'm going to try.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Who's your competition? Like how many girls are competing against you?
Speaker 8 (17:27):
There's like, 70 girls.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:31):
There's a lot. So like each team is like about
like 10 girls, I think.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:36):
And then there's like six teams. So, I mean, there's
roughly about six, 60 girls.
Speaker 7 (17:41):
Oh man.
Speaker 8 (17:42):
You know, and it's all different types of burlesque. It's
not just classic. Like what I do.
Speaker 9 (17:46):
It's neo and nerd-lesque and very themed stuff.
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I don't know what those words mean.
Speaker 9 (17:51):
One girl is dressing as a raccoon and like pulling
stuff out of a trash can.
Speaker 8 (17:55):
That's like her act.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Nice.
Speaker 7 (17:57):
Oh, I like her.
Speaker 8 (17:57):
I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I like a slutty trash panda.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
With like rhinestones and feathers.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
Like it's just, it's very different.
Speaker 7 (18:05):
So here's my question. What's your gimmick? What's your idea?
How are we going to win this?
Speaker 8 (18:09):
I'm just going to be the sparkliest person out there.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
No, you got to have a thing. You're going up
against a trash taser. Every girl is sparkly.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
You got the trash lady.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
But not, every girl is sparkly.
Speaker 9 (18:20):
I swear to God, I have used 50,000 rhinestones on
this costume.
Speaker 8 (18:24):
My shoes are fully rhinestone.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
It sounds like the perfect opportunity to debut live and
in person Lady Jake. How do you feel about being
a lady devil like the.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
One we got on the screen behind you over there?
And then you're like a Lady Jake and you come
out flames.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
I don't know if we want to do that for
this competition. I mean, that's something you might have to
work towards. I can see that. But we wanted to win. Yeah,
she's leaving on Thursday. We just paint her red.
Speaker 8 (18:53):
6 a.m.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
Yeah, I mean, then you got to cover her face
with that mask. I don't know if that's a good idea.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
No, no, no, we'd just paint her red. We'd slap
some horns on her head.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh, so you're saying not let her be a furry.
Speaker 8 (19:11):
We're talking live action.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
We're going to make a live action. Live action.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
This is not, that wasn't good for like The Rock.
Speaker 9 (19:19):
I can name a lot of people that live action
was not good for recently.
Speaker 8 (19:22):
That's a good point. i don't think.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Especially she's leaving thursday so.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
How competitive do you get because i remember when you
won miss monster burlesque you kind of just were giggling
and smiling and showed up and like i just do
my best and you won you didn't seem to be
super competitive is that.
Speaker 9 (19:40):
True by nature i'm not like a super super competitive
person in the burlesque world. play like a game with
me like trivia or something I'm super competitive that's the
thing that's been.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Driving Rush nuts this is understand this this is the
thing that's been driving Rush nuts since he started this
whole thing he is wanting to bring the WWE competitive
nature into burlesque and none of the women none of
the ladies have bitten at it he's tried to.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Pit a good cat fight would really make.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
This point he's tried to pit burlesque dancers against each other.
He tried to get you to go after.
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Beanie Caliber?
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Beanie Caliber.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
I still can make that happen.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Watch.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
He's been wanting to do this since the inception of this.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
How's Beanie doing? Have you talked to her?
Speaker 8 (20:32):
Beanie's doing good.
Speaker 9 (20:33):
She's got a show coming up at Bookburn Cafe with
the rhinestone review.
Speaker 7 (20:39):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Actually, we're going to have Bebe's dad in here pretty soon.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
That's right.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
And I feel like, wasn't it just her birthday or something?
I swear I saw that. I think, yes, she went,
I think it is.
Speaker 9 (20:48):
recently her birthday and then she went early up to
new york for a show yeah she went to go.
Speaker 7 (20:53):
See yeah oh yeah yeah i still can see a
big dance off with you too but that's that's down
the line first off you gotta go to vegas.
Speaker 9 (21:01):
And win and win this championship i'm gonna win it
i'm gonna win it does that make you feel better
me saying that okay.
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Great i'm so glad it's on record.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
Now and you have a show tonight or tomorrow night.
Speaker 8 (21:11):
I have a show tonight at Mathers, actually.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
And where's Mathers?
Speaker 8 (21:15):
Downtown, off of Magnolia area.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
It's one of the few awesome rooms that's still left
in downtown. And they do really cool events and stuff
like this.
Speaker 8 (21:25):
Burlesque every Tuesday and Saturday. It's super fun.
Speaker 7 (21:28):
And every time you come in, we bring it up.
So it's not her bringing it up. This is me
bringing it up. When do we get the plane? When
your husband bought a plane, it's like a jet, you know?
Speaker 9 (21:39):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Is it like a jet?
Speaker 8 (21:41):
It's not a jet.
Speaker 7 (21:42):
It's a prop.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
It's a prop. It's not a jet.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
It's a prop plane.
Speaker 7 (21:45):
Prop plane, yeah. A little prop plane.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
It's a character.
Speaker 7 (21:48):
Yeah, when do you get the prop? That was funny.
When do you get the prop plane?
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Um.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
I think the 21st, 21st, 22nd.
Speaker 7 (21:57):
So they don't deliver it to you. You've got to
go to it.
Speaker 8 (21:59):
You got to go to it.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:01):
Cause you got to check it out and make sure
that it's all okay.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Before you drop it off at the house, they would
fly it to the closest. What's the closest airport to
your house?
Speaker 9 (22:12):
Um, it's not where we're keeping it, but we're keeping
it at the Orlando executive airport, but we're actually, I guess,
technically closer to Sanford, but by, few minutes smack dab
in the middle.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
Oh when i take it to sanford just uh there's
no room oh wow there's no room probably be cheaper
too yes.
Speaker 9 (22:32):
One would think it was either that or like all
the way on like zellwood or um the good neighborhood
land actually the land yeah but it's actually.
Speaker 7 (22:40):
What's that neighborhood where's like john travolta lived and you
could like fly your plane into the neighborhood I.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Don't know where he lived, but there's one of those
in Port Orange.
Speaker 7 (22:48):
I think it's Ocala.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:51):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:51):
He lived up by the horse place.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
That was just 10 houses, though, that were built that way.
Speaker 7 (22:57):
Oh, really?
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah. The neighborhood isn't as large. They were wanting to
build more houses that way, but it's not as big
as that. I think it's like 10 houses that have
that runway capability.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
The one in Port Orange is big.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (23:09):
It's big.
Speaker 9 (23:10):
There's like 30, 40 houses, I think, that have the
runway capability. And then you can live in the neighborhood
and have your car.
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Garage. Yeah, your hair.
Speaker 7 (23:19):
I saw it with John Travolta. The plane was pulled
up to his house. He can pull it up to
the house, you know. So you leave on Thursday for
the competition and it's the, what is it called again?
Speaker 8 (23:31):
The Golden Legends Championship Challenge.
Speaker 7 (23:34):
So if you win, then are you considered a golden
legend right away or no?
Speaker 8 (23:39):
I don't really know.
Speaker 9 (23:40):
There's a lot of categories too, like It's like, you know,
like when you go to like dance competitions and they're
like the silver elite platinum princess Barbie.
Speaker 8 (23:50):
Bow, you know, like it's just like, they just throw
out like, so sometimes it's like that. Like I could
win for like best costume. I could win for being
just the nicest person there.
Speaker 7 (23:59):
Oh, Miss congeniality.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:00):
I could be Miss congeniality.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
So does everybody get an award kind of thing?
Speaker 12 (24:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:04):
I don't think it's, I don't think it's that. I
don't think it's that.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
But there's like, again, it's like one of those, like,
how do you compare like Neo burlesque, which is like
completely different.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
What's Neo?
Speaker 2 (24:16):
What is Neo burlesque?
Speaker 8 (24:19):
It's like new burlesque. So it's a different way of moving.
Speaker 9 (24:23):
It's a different costuming, you know, like, and then there's
like nerd less where, you know, someone can dress up
like a raccoon.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
Or, you know, like some sort of character.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:33):
Like anime stuff. And like, I mean, anything, like really,
I mean, a book character.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Okay, so burlesque ladies, for the most part, would you
consider them wild? Is this gonna be a wild time,
you think?
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
Yes.
Speaker 9 (24:46):
Yeah. I've done, I've, I've gone over and I've met
some of the people on the West coast before when
I did Burley con and Burley con.
Speaker 8 (24:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
Burley con.
Speaker 8 (24:57):
That's in Seattle. That's a wild time.
Speaker 7 (24:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
Um, they can get a little crazy.
Speaker 9 (25:02):
So I can imagine like Vegas as well. And they
keep warning us things like they're like, do not ride
the giant.
Speaker 8 (25:11):
I don't know if I want to say this. I
don't think I can say this.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:14):
It's like a giant, like, you know, like, yeah, but
it's like a bowl. Like you would write a bowl,
but like, they're like, don't do that. A girl did
that a couple of years ago.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
She fell off.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
She got a black eye and she couldn't perform.
Speaker 9 (25:24):
Like, so there's like all these warnings that they're like,
drink lots of water, wear sunscreen.
Speaker 8 (25:29):
Like they're warning everyone, all of these things.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
And I'm like, don't ride the giant wiener.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
Function like a normal human.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 8 (25:37):
Function like a normal human while I'm out there.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Got it.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
So are you going by yourself or is your husband
going with you?
Speaker 8 (25:43):
No, my husband's going with me.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
That's good.
Speaker 8 (25:46):
It's going to be fun.
Speaker 7 (25:47):
Keep you straight. Keep you out of trouble.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
Yeah, he's got to keep me out of trouble.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
All right.
Speaker 7 (25:51):
If people want to follow you or if they want
to go see you tonight, what do they do?
Speaker 9 (25:55):
So you just show up at Mathers at 8 o'clock.
There's about five of us, I think, performing tonight.
Speaker 5 (26:00):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 9 (26:01):
And then follow me on Instagram at v.dreama.little.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
All right.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Let us know how you do in Vegas. Good luck
to you.
Speaker 8 (26:08):
What do I owe you?
Speaker 7 (26:09):
You owe us a win.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Oh, a win. Oh, okay.
Speaker 8 (26:12):
I was like, what? She's like this whole time just sweating.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
What do I owe you?
Speaker 7 (26:17):
You owe us to go and do your best and
not end up like, don't be Ray Gunn and go
do some silly kangaroo dance.
Speaker 8 (26:23):
Oh, I never do a silly kangaroo dance.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
All right.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
You got to go and win it for the team.
Speaker 8 (26:27):
Oh, yeah. Feathers and all.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
All right. Thanks for coming in. All right, we'll take
a little break. We'll come back. It's time for, what
are we doing?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Hot takes.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
We've got to get the hell out of here, don't we?
We're doing a little hot takes. If you want to
leave a hot take, you can. If you listen on
the iHeartRadio app, you click on the microphone, leave us
a message, and we'll play those next. You're listening to
the March of the Morning. Real radio.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
One had already been nerded out. Let's see. Hot take.
Speaker 8 (26:52):
Man, nerd about basketball.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
You too, Vito.
Speaker 2 (26:54):
Hey, good morning, Mark.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
So, Russ, earlier you were talking about the FIBA World
Cup for women's basketball.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
The men have actually been doing that for a while,
and one of the cool things about it is it
showcases some of the players in these other foreign leagues,
and it's kind of like a trout in a way
for the WNBA. It's a new way for them to
get good players and better players. So it's a great thing.
It's been great for men's basketball over the years. It's
going to be a great thing for women's basketball.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
Very cool. Yeah, there were a couple of players. They
pointed out that they weren't playing in the WNBA, but
they might be going to the WNBA. When they played China,
there was a girl that was like seven foot four, Angel.
I don't know if you saw her, but man, dude, big. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
So, Ryan, let me get this straight. You're going to
be on a cruise ship with fellow comedians hanging out
with people you love.
Speaker 7 (27:40):
And be there with your lovely wife in a very
expensive suite. But you would like.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
To play in a virtual world, committing virtual crimes, banging
virtual hookers, having gunfights with virtual police.
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Makes no sense to me.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Dude, live in a real world.
Speaker 8 (27:57):
I do live in the real world.
Speaker 7 (27:58):
It makes no sense to me.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
If you're on a cruise ship, you should not be
playing a video game. Why?
Speaker 8 (28:04):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Because there's a thousand other fun things to do that
are real.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
There's nighttime where nothing is happening.
Speaker 7 (28:09):
No, what are you talking about? Everything's happening at nighttime.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
No, there's a time where everything shuts down.
Speaker 7 (28:15):
Nothing shuts down on a cruise ship, bro.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Yeah, around midnight, one o'clock, everything's kind of done.
Speaker 7 (28:20):
Around three.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Okay, so from three till 8 a.m., I'll play Grand
Theft Auto.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
It'll be fine. I'll figure it out. Angel gets it.
Angel gets it. Hot take. Gar, Captain Black Toe here.
Speaker 10 (28:34):
I only be sailing in them virgin waters because I
don't want to get all that gunk in my pipes.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
Play this one too.
Speaker 7 (28:41):
Swirls.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Okay, well, I'm going to listen more when you play this.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (28:45):
Thanks for paying attention during the show, Ryan.
Speaker 7 (28:47):
Different audience. They didn't hear it.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah, they didn't hear it.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
I like Captain Black Toe either way.
Speaker 8 (28:53):
Hot take.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Good morning, monsters.
Speaker 12 (28:56):
I know you're always looking for good, interesting wrestling events
to throw out there, but how about a blast from
the past wrestling event? Pitting Amber Nova against SoCal Val.
I know she still works with one of the wrestling
networks doing commentating and interviews. How funny would that be
to bring her back to challenge Amber Nova?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
SoCal isn't a.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Wrestler, though.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
She's a personality announcer and interviewer, but she doesn't wrestle.
She doesn't wrestle.
Speaker 7 (29:26):
Actually, she was going to come and be a part
of something we were doing a while ago, but then
some other thing. She's traveling the world. Next time she's
in Orlando, I'd love to have SoCalValor.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
She's crazy busy. If you follow her on social media,
she's constantly, whether Vegas, Europe, or LA, she's constantly moving around.
Speaker 8 (29:43):
Hot take!
Speaker 12 (29:45):
Uncle Athanasio's here with another 30 seconds of nonsense.
Speaker 8 (29:48):
Listen, guys, I don't know.
Speaker 12 (29:49):
It might be me and the way my anatomy works,
but is Angelique and her voice much more tolerable now that.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
She eats meat?
Speaker 9 (30:00):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
What a difference a meat eater makes.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
You're welcome. Uncle Off and I'll see us out.
Speaker 8 (30:07):
Wow. I mean, she does seem cooler in a weird way.
Speaker 7 (30:10):
You know what? Now that we have Amber talking so much,
it doesn't seem like Angelique talks all the time like
she used to.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Actually, I think I talk more now. It's just different.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
It's just different. I guess Amber just wore me out.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Let's see. Hot take.
Speaker 7 (30:32):
This is for Angelique.
Speaker 11 (30:33):
Good morning, monsters.
Speaker 8 (30:35):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I was wondering.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
I went through a town that was kind of like
timber scam. But all the ladies were trying to swindle
the guys out of their wood.
Speaker 7 (30:49):
And believe me.
Speaker 11 (30:51):
It worked.
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Swirled.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
I hate you, and I hate your cicadas in the background.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
I didn't know. I had no idea what that meant.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
Hot take.
Speaker 10 (31:01):
So just to let you guys know that John Travolta
lives in Anthony, which is outside of Ocala, which is
right next to Spar, Florida.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Okay, this has been Where's John Travolta Update with that guy.
I've seen a picture of John Travolta's house. He has
a 747 that pulls into, like, it looks like he's
got a garage.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
That's what I said, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, and I thought it was AI or something crazy,
but there's a real-ass photo that is there.
Speaker 8 (31:26):
Let's see. Actually, those are pretty much all the hot takes.
Speaker 7 (31:30):
Really?
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:32):
Well, good.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (31:34):
We appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
There's one sad one about Bruce Campbell, but it's a
sad one.
Speaker 8 (31:37):
It's a hot take.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Good morning, Monsters. Bob from Michigan here.
Speaker 10 (31:42):
Just thought I'd let you guys know I just read
a thing online that Bruce Campbell has five years to live.
He has cancer, a cancer that is not curable but treatable,
but says he has about five years left to live.
And I'm only bringing this up because you guys had
just talked about him last week when it came to
(32:04):
burn notice.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Have a great day.
Speaker 7 (32:06):
Swirls.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Bruce Campbell, man, is one of those guys I always
think should be way more famous than he is. He
should absolutely have been a movie star.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
He is a movie star, though.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
But like a superstar. Really?
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Why do you think superstar? I think he's pretty much
where he needs to be. I think he's right where
he's supposed to be.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
See, I hard disagree.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
Where do you want to put him? Adjacent to Brad Pitt?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
No, Ben Affleck. He should be at least a Ben Affleck.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Oh but okay but we're so we're talking serious actors
who's uh like a comedy slash series serious.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Ryan reynolds like he's just like a ryan reynolds at
the wrong time you know what i mean like that
he's not as good looking as ryan reynolds he's better
looking than ryan reynolds that's.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Incorrect there's camel back in the day no oh i
did it way before ryan.
Speaker 7 (32:52):
Remember uh pitmasters and pourers will be in mount dora
this coming saturday Bell time for wrestling is at 4 o'clock.
You've got live music. Naomi Bradshaw on the dot coms
will be there. You've got professional wrestling with MWO Wrestling. Also,
college football on the big screen. And this year, no
charge for entry. So, join us this coming Saturday. Stay
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tuned for the News Jockey right after the Masters. And
at 3 o'clock, it's the Jim Colbert Show. Then you've
got Tom and Dan, Real Laughs, and we're back tomorrow
to do our thing. From Angelique, Angel, and Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
And!
Speaker 4 (33:23):
And the leader of this mess-up, Mary Man, and one
awesome lady, Rush Holder of the World 2 Rock Brothers.
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