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December 5, 2025 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Welcome back to the Monsters of the Morning. We're Radio
one on four point one, broadcast in live on iHeartRadio,
also live on our YouTube channel, Rail Radio Monsters on YouTube.
Hope you're having a great Friday so far. Join us
tonight for a big party. We'll be at downtown Orlando
at the Abbey.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Join us, gonna be great.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
We've got Miss Monster Burlesques happening, Daisy, Angelie, Amber Angel,
Ryan myself all day there and we got five contests
who want to be the next Miss Monster Burlesson's a
great date night and you will enjoy it. So join
us tonight at the Abbey. Now it's signed for the
King of Denmark. Ryan Holmes making his daily proclamation.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
And boom boom, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
It's time from the Daily Proclamation of the nation.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Let's wait win.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
Angel, funny.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
That Mortgang's guide done, from that mortgage guide done?

Speaker 4 (01:28):
Come what are you?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Angel usually yells that and it's really funny.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Can you believe we do that on radio?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
It's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Ambered a special girl and you can see her dance tonight,
Oh my god, at the Abbey.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I few tickets are still available. Go to Real Radio.
Monket gonna be the party.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Listen you listen to her talk at the break, you know, listen,
she was she kept about how she's gonna have a whiskey.
She's not gonna have a whiskey. She's gonna have some whiskey.
I'm not gonna have whiskey. I have whiskey. I think
I'm gonna have wiskey. You know, I think about half
a whiskey rush that made a little bit of whiskey. Now,
I just no, no, no, no whiskey. Yeah no, I'll
just maybe I'll just put the whiskey to side.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
And I'm like, oh my god, I know what. Ryan
has his damn headphones on.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, just if you let her, she'll just say the
same thing over and over and over without it beut.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Yeah my god, I'm just thinking out loud and talking
a Joel. I wish you were in here.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
It's okay.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
You like a three legged cat is in circles all
the time. That's how you're doing it.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
But where'd you get that from?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'm not made that up. But you can't see Amber tonight.
Get those tickets.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
It's gonna be a fun show. It's the monsters were
partying on Friday night, out at the abbey, uh, just
outside of downtown Orlando a little bit.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
And uh, it's gonna it's gonna be good. Amber's excited,
I know Angelak's excited. I know Daisy's might be on
life support.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I'm unclear on how she's gonna do tonight, but well
we will see.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
And here's the thing, guys, Uh, we it's been. It's
been a fun year. We just got our most recent
set of ratings and we're number one again.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Baby take that.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Everybody move down to number two with women, oddly enough,
but come on, ladies, come on back. Uh. But it's been,
it's been cool. It's and and at the end of
the year, you get a lot of analytics for stuff.
You get a lot of stuff, and I was looking
over our YouTube analytics. Very interesting. But I want to
talk about something that YouTube did for the first time,

(03:36):
and that's Uh. They've always done a YouTube recap where
it talks about your music, and but this is the
first year where they actually added in just your standard
ass YouTube channels like ours, uh and made it part
of your like YouTube recap. It's the interesting thing because
I'm actually like and I think a lot of people
are very concerned about how their data is being used

(03:57):
and how much data is being collected. But whenever Spotify
to YouTube app comes around, we love it.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
No, it's crazy how that works.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Wait, so it'll show you like what you watched on YouTube.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah, you can open your if you now you have
to update your app. I didn't updated my app in
a minute, so I had to update mine.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
For this to work.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
But if you open your YouTube app, you go down
to the bottom right corner where it clicks it says you,
and then it'll a little thing will pop up near
the top. It says your twenty twenty five YouTube recap.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
It'll give you.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Ryan just made me show him showing mind.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Did he give you the name that they call you?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
The name that they call it?

Speaker 6 (04:32):
So it gives you.

Speaker 8 (04:33):
So it does this whole breakdown, right, like a little breakdown,
like what they're the music? So your top interests and yeah,
all that kind of stuff. For example, my top my
number one was BMW car Restoration because there's a guy
that I watch all the time.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Okay, it was your top watch channel top one.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
I can I can get that for you. Give you
a second.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I think it's like the third or fourth one in Yeah, but.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
It so it labeled me this. This is what it
labeled me, so that it does your whole thing. It'll
give you this name, and it says that the type
of user that I I am, I am the wonder seeker. Yeah,
you're drawing to on inspiring content that shows extraordinary skills.
You watch music documentaries and videos about it, and uh,
and videos about amazing car restorations.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
You love to be amazed.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Okay, Russ is also a wonder seeker.

Speaker 8 (05:18):
My YouTube award was most likely to have the perfect
playlist for any road trip adventure.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
There you go, There you go.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
YouTube knows you Google. No one knows more about you
than Google, not even your own mother, Angel.

Speaker 6 (05:31):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
What if I let other people use my account? Because
this is kind of funny. Okay, what are you talking about?
What you got on yours? That's so out of it
or not?

Speaker 7 (05:40):
I just opened it, so I'm just going through it,
so I'm not done yet.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
Oh okay, well, thank you for telling you.

Speaker 2 (05:46):
Real Radio Monsters is number two on my YouTube, which
I thought.

Speaker 9 (05:50):
Was going to be number one.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Well, I didn't know this is the thing and uh
until yesterday and then people were posted, we have a
Facebook by the way, if you're not if you're not
in our Facebook group, join it. It's not just for
the YouTubers, by the way, but it is called the
YouTube Monsters Facebook group. Uh, it's just easy to find
that way. It's the official Monsters in the Morning Facebook group.
And some people that posted in there about their stats

(06:13):
and I found that to be very interesting. Gotta hate
the Facebook refreshers every time.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
I am also a wonder Seeker angel look at us.

Speaker 8 (06:22):
Yeah, Wonderseekers my number one channel. It's this dude that
I follow for Grand Theft Auto stuff stuff.

Speaker 6 (06:28):
His name's a harm.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Nuns, some kind of Franken kiss things.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's Frankenstein and he takes all the he he takes
all it's actual guys from the band, but he puts
it together and makes the songs different.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
And it's kiss songs.

Speaker 8 (06:46):
Mine was a harm harm None, which is like I said,
Grand Thefto Guy M five three nine Restorations BMW Guy
my third guy subscribe for Tacos, Grand theft at of
Real Radio Mos and then first Wee Feast.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
Okay, mine is a Corridor Crew. Chill Dude explains and.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Kirgish, I don't know how to say it, Kurgis, Kurgis,
krat I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:12):
It's a it's a thing that teaches you about science.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
But shout out to our we have one percent, we
have top point one percent viewers. Guys, they should be recognized.
They started posting in our chat.

Speaker 2 (07:25):
I saw that that means.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
So to be a top one percenter, you have to
watch around four hundred of our videos this year. Oh
my god, that's more videos than we've put out on
the Live. That that counts our shorts, that counts our
other stuff. And if you're a top one percent viewer,
I love you. And that person is Rick Bollinger, Okay, yeah,
Rick Bollinger. And man, he's a top one percenter. Now

(07:50):
there's some people that are close. We got some two
and four percenters, like I'm really surprised. Sport Johnson Sport,
he always leaves hot takes. He's a top point four
percent of viewer. Okay, so he's he's watching a lot
as well. Alicia Bulwer, our moderator, is a two percenter.
She should be watching more.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
She's the moderator, Kayla, top two percent viewer. There you go,
can you play on there? You're not on here because
you're on the show Brandon Blandford as well.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
So shout out to you guys and anybody else if
you want to post your screenshots of this and what
you watch the most, which should be the Monsters.

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Okay, post it in our Facebook group. I want to.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
I want to see it. I want to hear from you,
and I appreciate all of you. Somebody even broke down
their time. There's a man, let me just find his
name here. There's a man named Richard Young and he
has he has listened to us for thirty two thousand
minutes in twenty twenty five. Nice, that is twenty two

(08:49):
straight days.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Are we sure he's still lived? He just turn it
on Richard and die. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
I think that's Richard the math guy. If I'm ninety percent.

Speaker 6 (09:00):
Sure it might be.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
But that means for twenty two days out of twenty
twenty five straight twenty If it was twenty four hours,
twenty four hours, four hours, that means for almost a
full month. This man has had us in his ears.
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
God bless him, God bless all of y'all that listen
on YouTube. I know I make fun of y'all and
we have fun together. But we also play word on
we do some cross words, right, you play world we
have and you don't.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Get in And I say, you guys don't have jobs,
And I'm sure like two percent of y'all do.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
I'm assuming some of y'all are retired as well.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
I do wonder these people I just have all the
time in the world, Like, look on the YouTube.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
What do you do for work?

Speaker 4 (09:35):
I know a lot of them work from home.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
I have seen Alicia Buler's office, so she does have
an office in her home.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
I don't know what she uses it for.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
I've been friends with Alisia for about six years now.
Don't even know what she does. But it's gonna be
a fun weekend, guys, So thank you everybody. I hope
to see everybody tonight for the Bless Show. If you
haven't gotten tickets yet, Real Radios Monsters, Realradiomonsters dot Com
will get you.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
There link in and then can you do walk ups
at the abbey?

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Yes, so you could walk up.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
To the abbey, okay and get yourself to but I
get them yeah, okay, so do that and then you
could Oh god, Saturday is gonna suck.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I gotta do the Farmer's market, and I'm not holding
back tonight, you know what I mean, Like, I'm not
gonna like pump any.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
Breakdown drinking man.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
It's also my wife's birthday, so, like what her Birthday's
technically on Sunday, but we're celebrating the you know birthday.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Winning, Yeah for sure, I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
Happy birthday, Christina hole.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
Oh yeah, it's gonna it's gonna be. It's a big weekend,
so I got that.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Tomorrow it's the winter Park farmers Market, but it's also
the winter Park Christmas Parade. If you got nothing to
do in the morning, you want to check out a
little little small town Christmas parade that's happened at the
same time as the farmer's markets. All be there doing
that surday this Saturday. All right, bring your jingle bells,
so it's gonna be a fun time. I'm super excited

(10:55):
for tonight. I'm super excited to see whatever Amber does
because Angel crushed it last year. Okay, that's a lead
that will live on forever that you missed it.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
You missed it, Angel, Yeah, no pressure. I bet Amber
will make more money, though, that is my bed.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
I think I think Angel was like a fun knockoff
and it was fun to see Angel do that.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
But I think I know, I know these dudes in
our audience, bro, they well, they thought it was fun
and cool to see Angel.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Somebody, somebody said, having Amber Nobo on the show is
like letting your little sister come into your playhouse, to
your to.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
Your ever since we took the no Girls a loud
son your clubhouse.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Yeah, you got a clubhouse for your boy and then
and then you let your little sister in.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, I don't lie accurate. Yeah, so if you want
to see your little sister do burless. Nope, that doesn't
sound good. So let's not bill it that way.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Little sissy is doing lest night.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
It's gonna be fun.

Speaker 3 (11:53):
And shout out to all our sponsors and who are
like helping us out with all this and whatnot. But
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Speaker 4 (12:03):
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Speaker 3 (12:04):
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Speaker 4 (12:14):
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Speaker 3 (12:16):
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He does small business loans. He's got a thousand five
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don they love them And check out a show on
Saturday from nine to ten thirty here on Real Radio,
and remember to post your stuff in the Facebook group.
I want to see where you guys are at as
far as monster fan goes on YouTube and so it shall.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Be all right.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, it will play your hot takes and your messages
when we come back. If you want to leave one,
you can click on the microphone. Leave us some messages.
And we got a guess that's going to come in.
A buddy of angels who's at DJ right, yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:43):
Dizzle Dizzel Funk is going to be in the house.
He's got a charitable thing that he does. It's a
sock and shoe drive. Give him some light and.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
His group has dropped this album and we'll tell you
more about it.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
That's cool looking out Yeah, oh yeah, we'll talk to
Dizzel then when we come back. Don't go anywhere you're
listening to the Mantra in the morning. Hey, thanks for

(13:16):
listening to the Mantras mornings for a Radio one O
four point one broadcasting live and iHeartRadio. Someone just asked
me like, hey, Russ, uh, how much cash should.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
We bring tonight? Listen?

Speaker 10 (13:27):
I say bring ones. I know Amber's gonna say Frank
hundreds though break funny. Yeah, bring some ones so you
can have fun and make it rain for the for
the ladies.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
There's also gonna be QR codes you can digitally send.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
It's more fun to have cast.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
It's more fun.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
You have more fun that cast because you have to
tip the tip the Burless dancers and and let's see
what amber Nova can do.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Every time I've talked about it, I laugh because I
think about you. Burless Dancy makes me giggle.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Welcome back.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
I'm so along with Ryan Ambernova, Angeler and angel You
got a buddy here that you want to introduce us to.

Speaker 8 (14:04):
Right absolutely again Central Florida.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Him and his band.

Speaker 8 (14:10):
They've been around here for quite some time, very influential.
They've done a lot of really cool music showcases and
shows and this is their latest outing. Okay, Universal Funk
Orchestra Okay, what's the name of the album.

Speaker 7 (14:26):
Dizzel Universal Funk Chust.

Speaker 6 (14:28):
So it is self titled.

Speaker 8 (14:28):
Okay, all right, so this is their latest release and
you can get it on vinyl here through the website,
but you can you get it on.

Speaker 7 (14:36):
Streaming platforms everywhere.

Speaker 8 (14:38):
Right, and so it's some really cool collaborations. I see
the other collaborations with Kaylie Baker. H she's a Central
Florida and Orlando icon as well. So definitely get out
and support and download it or purchase it through their website.

Speaker 7 (14:51):
Website is Universal Funk Orchestra dot com.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
Right.

Speaker 8 (14:54):
And then so we got Dizzel here because every year
he does this charitable endeavor where he does the drive
for socks and Shoes and I'll let him tell you
more about it now.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Yeah. So you know Amber came in and she was
talked You talked her out the.

Speaker 7 (15:06):
Yeah I just met Drizzle sorry, and she goes like this,
yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, yah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Well who's the
fundraiser for?

Speaker 11 (15:16):
Uh So, this year is our eighth Anuel Shoe and
Sock Drive and we're fundraising for a couple of different organizations.
One of them is called Pathways to Care. And Pathways
to New Hope, which is an organization put on my
by my buddy Josh out in Stanford, and they're kind
of like a housing community life coaching. They help people
get on their feet, teach them how to use computers,

(15:37):
you know, get back out into the workforce. Another one
is we're doing Christian Services, which is a homeless community
camp here in central Florida. We also help out communities
and Biflow a good friend of mine, Susie. We always
donate to the schools and the churches out there. Also
out in O'calla, we're doing inter Faith Communities, which is

(15:57):
a you know, families, uh, who have been abused get
back on their feet.

Speaker 7 (16:02):
So a couple of different organizations this year.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
So what just that? Curious your motivation for wanting to
be involved with so many charities.

Speaker 7 (16:09):
I'm just a good guy man. I want to do
good things.

Speaker 8 (16:10):
Okay, So how do people if they want? So, how
do people get involved in? If you get socks and
shoes donated to you, where the drop drop off points?
What's the easiest way to be able to support you
in this and this endeavor?

Speaker 11 (16:25):
So I have different boxes around Central Florida, you know,
the Hideaway Bar. We have them at Ivan Hobrew all
over Park Avenue CDs. But also you can go to
diggitelpunk dot com and visit my GoFundMe and you can
donate online that way.

Speaker 7 (16:37):
That might be the easiest thing for people out there.

Speaker 6 (16:39):
Absolutely, there we go, is it?

Speaker 2 (16:42):
So you got three different charities? What's the first charity
you started working with when you were a young man?

Speaker 7 (16:47):
It was Bithlow So communities and Bithelow need a lot
of help.

Speaker 11 (16:50):
Susie who I mentioned earlier, she works with schools, churches
and actual camps people who live in these homeless camps.

Speaker 7 (16:55):
Right, So that's where we started.

Speaker 11 (16:57):
And then people have slowly reached out to me and said, hey,
can we be a part of this and I said absolutely,
So we just kind of expand and built upon every year.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Very good. Yeah, and then the Albus So people want
to get the album, where do they go?

Speaker 7 (17:09):
You can go to Universal Funk Orchestra dot com.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Okay, yep, yeah. How long did it take you to
put it together?

Speaker 7 (17:15):
That was about two years in the making.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (17:19):
Yeah, that band, you guys have been together for quite
some time, Like how long have that outfit of yours.
Have you got how long have you guys been together?

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Is that that one has been about seven years?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (17:29):
Yeah, yeah, I was gotten to see them a handful
of times. I saw you downtown a handful of times.
It's a really cool, uh mixture of turntablism and and
fonk and live instruments and everything, which makes it a
really fun time to a good party band, you know.

Speaker 7 (17:45):
Yeah, exactly, thank you.

Speaker 8 (17:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:47):
And what instrument do you play? Bass?

Speaker 2 (17:49):
And DJ?

Speaker 12 (17:50):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Very cool?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Yeah, it's bass hard.

Speaker 7 (17:54):
Yeah, I really don't know how to play, so yeah,
I just sound good, okay.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
And I always want to look what makes someone decided
to pick most people you think I want to play
the guitar, Like.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
What made you pick up the bass?

Speaker 11 (18:07):
Well, I was a guitar player, and then I came
down to Florida and I was like, let me be
a DJ because there's so many guitar players. And then
I started playing with people who are better than me.
Was like, well, I can't play guitar anymore. Let me
pick up something simple the bass.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
So it is.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
It is, and it's more of a percussion thing, right,
Like you got to get in tune with the drummer.

Speaker 11 (18:23):
Yeah, so that's why I think I picked it up
because I'm more you know, as being a DJ.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
Yeah, you're more like a drummer, so right hand in hand.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yeah, I was like that.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
I think the bass players cool. I think that's always
the bass player and the drummer. I think or the coolest.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
This the one's the next time I can either check
out your band or check out you DJ in a set.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
Well, the band is kind of on hiatus.

Speaker 11 (18:42):
You can check me out at December thirteenth for our
shoe drive will be at the Hideaway All perfect.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
Yeah, that would be our official event.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
We go.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Well, good luck with the fundraising event.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
Man.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
Hey guys, thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Hey, right now, do we have any any hot takes today?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
We do. If you want to be a part of
the show, go to the iHeart Radio app. You can
use the talk back function. You hear stuff on the
Monsters with the cord out there you go, you hear
your stuff on the Monsters. After we we we figure
out how to plug a damn cord in.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
There we go.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
God, sometimes you just got to kick it under the table.
A lot of people like Ryan, won't you like to
be big time radio. It's a lot of kicking cords,
a lot of kicking. It's all right, and set us
as the number one preset. That's still a thing that's
very important to this company for some reason.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
So do that. Yeah, that seems to be a big deal.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
And also the fun fact about the iHeart app, it
will tell you kind of it gives you minutes, gives
you how many minutes you listen that we got people
in a ninety thousand minutes. You're above ninety thousand minutes.
I think ninety four or ninety five is the current
head So if you're a one hundred kids post.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
We wondered that yesterday if the iHeartRadio had that thing?
So where do you? Where do you look at it?
Where do you find it? Let's see, I.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
Should definitely know that. Yeah I don't know where to
find it.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, okay, well I'm gonna play around with that. Find
it because I do listen to the iHeartRadio app a lot.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
So and people have been posting in our Facebook group
all their you know, their stuff. So shout out to
Lauren Hall, who's a top one percent viewer as well,
and then people that oh Man, Christopher Mueller listened for
sixty thousand minutes.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
So good on you.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Oh wait, he comes right up. Yeah, as soon as
you go to the messaging center. Welcome to your iHeart
rewind of twenty twenty five, right, and that shows, I say,
four hundred minutes minutes.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
You don't listen to yourself a lot.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
I don't listen to myself a lot. I've heard enough
of me.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Yeah, I get it, I get it. Hot tak.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
All right, it's.

Speaker 12 (20:38):
Finally here, the second annual Miss Monsters Burlessed Contest. Just
a few tickets left, so come and get your tickets
for a great time where you'll see Angelique, the Dancing
Queen Daisy, and new this year, the incredible Amber Nova.
Not only will she pin you down with her beauty,
but she'll make you flip and knock you out with
a stunning bur less dance.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
How much are you paying?

Speaker 2 (21:03):
That guy is another one of your uncles?

Speaker 4 (21:06):
No, I don't know who that is. Is that your
official hype man?

Speaker 2 (21:09):
How much you check out? How much?

Speaker 4 (21:11):
Nothing?

Speaker 6 (21:11):
He only calls in when you're here.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
I don't know who that is?

Speaker 13 (21:16):
All right, Big John checking in post good everybody, looking
forward to seeing you guys, tonight. Yeah, just a little
p s A because I am working at the abbey
tonight doing security.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Good.

Speaker 13 (21:30):
Just bring your ideas and uh, just be cool, bro,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Marsh loved all you guys as well, see you.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
I all right, be cool bro a little.

Speaker 3 (21:43):
I like all people named Big Which Big Country? I
haven't seen him in our YouTube chat in a while,
but shout out to you Big Country. Uh let's see
hot take.

Speaker 9 (21:52):
What els It's good. Look, I've said it before and
I say it again. How entertainment's gonna go. We're gonna
go back to cable. Netflix is gonna archive all movies.
Let's call it. Hulu will archive all television. And that's
all we'll need is cable and those two apps. And

(22:14):
people are gonna love it. And maybe it makes it
right to get there, but you'll love it once we
get there, all right.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
All right?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Hot Deck, Hey Monses is Dan instead of Amber doing
a shot of whiskey.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
I think it would be a great idea if she
did a bong head. She had to go to rehab
for that.

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Rehab.

Speaker 4 (22:38):
You guys, it's a bad kid camp.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
It's different poor Weeda Weed exactly, Hot.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Deck, Hey, guys. I hope you guys are doing well.

Speaker 12 (22:48):
So our heart app gives you, like a total of
how many hours you've listened to I guess for the
end of the year, I'm at ninety something. So I
listened from the monsters to what the hell is angel
listening to?

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Like a day like today? They I appreciate your boat.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
There, Uh, there's one texture.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
He says he has one hundred and ninety four thousand
listened in twenty twenty five, and I don't have a
name for him. So send in your name, Jack, I
can send you in there. Let's see hot they tamper.

Speaker 14 (23:20):
What's the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
Christmas alphabet has no l How come a turkey's never
hungry at Christmas dinner? Well, he's already stuffed.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Oh wow, okay, now you gotta catchphraise on the way out.

Speaker 6 (23:37):
Oh first one got dizzle.

Speaker 10 (23:40):
I didn't get the first one, And the second one
I did.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Get that funny you didn't understand the joker the first
say the first one again, I don't think I heard.
What difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?

Speaker 2 (23:51):
The Christmas alphabet has no L. You don't know what
no L means?

Speaker 3 (23:56):
No?

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Well, do you just say elle? You have to say noel?

Speaker 2 (24:03):
He did.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
I get it, Noel.

Speaker 14 (24:06):
What's the difference between and Christmas? I get it now
Christmas it has noel.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Noel. You have to say it like Noel.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
I got That's good.

Speaker 1 (24:22):
He usually has good Ones.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
Morning Monsters Orlando.

Speaker 15 (24:27):
Hey, I know Mark Tremonti is is a friend of
the show the Wife and I went to go see
him sing Frank Sinatra last night. Amazing show. Uh, it's
it's something you gotta go. If you haven't seen it,
go next year. He brought his little girl out. He's
raising money for his charity, Awareness of the National Down

(24:47):
Syndrome Society.

Speaker 7 (24:49):
You got to go see the show.

Speaker 6 (24:52):
I didn't realize it was last night.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
I didn't either.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
I thought it was next week.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
I didn't know shooting.

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Sorry Mark Hot Okay, So I just tuned in for
the very end of the show. What's up Dizzle?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
And Uh.

Speaker 8 (25:06):
Also I checked yesterday evening and I had one hundred
and nineteen thousand, two hundred or six hundred and twenty.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
One minutes as of the Jim Colbert Show last night.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
Wow Love you guys, listen to you all day long,
from time I get up till the time I get home.

Speaker 7 (25:23):
And uh yeah, so there's that happy a great weekend, all.

Speaker 8 (25:26):
Right, tell your friends, right the guy that you're listen, Yeah,
the guy you're looking for.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
His name's Christopher.

Speaker 8 (25:30):
Shout out to Christopher and then shout out to cowboy cowboys.
Got one hundred and fifty thousand minutes on my heart.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Yeah was a cowboy one hundred and fifty thousand minutes.

Speaker 6 (25:39):
Yeah, that dude listens non stop.

Speaker 16 (25:42):
Hot Yo, my things says one hundred and sixty five
thousand minutes.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Damn, that's crazy. Now I wanted to be like the Rent.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Sound like five hundred twenty five thousand, six hundred minutes.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
That sounds long.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
I've been listening to Russ through Amber and Then's Leak
and Daisy's Crazy and Angel and Ryan.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
I hate that guy, and uh, let's see last hot take,
Hot take boom.

Speaker 17 (26:17):
Good morning from Saint Cloud monsters. I think that the
state bird of Florida should be your middle finger. Riding
down I four or anywhere in Florida during morning or
evening traffic, swirls, swirl a good day.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I appreciate, thank you so much. All Right, we come back.
We got Beer of the week. Don't go anywhere. You're
listening to the Match of the.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Morning look Ahead on Real Radio today with the team
at t K Long.

Speaker 3 (26:50):
We're talking about the Jim Colbert Show and it's Friday
and from three to seven they're on. They're hanging out
for Primetime Kitchen along with all your calls, text and
top look Ahead to your future, which could also include
by the way, hey, I'm gonna do a promo here,
Jack coming to the Monster b Last show tonight at
the Abbey.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
It's a lot of fun look ahead with the team
a t K A lotta plan for your famous future.
Visit one Firm for life dot com. Back to you, Rush.

Speaker 2 (27:20):
If I don't talk to her or the.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Break, thanks give me sir words bands Rush.

Speaker 16 (27:36):
Today, I don't listen brown and done Brown drink might
feel bording.

Speaker 5 (27:47):
Just sign a lot to feel weird like you go.

Speaker 4 (27:52):
I like to keep the sole of the.

Speaker 5 (27:56):
Nowhere the thing. Thank you go to Army. You want
us saying that I can tell you're a barn to
trap sing it last.

Speaker 3 (28:10):
Never.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
I love my beer.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Let it fool like water.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
I love my bear, like all.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Been frank with Sid. He said, beer's fruit that.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Good lord, and he want us all beer yet walk
up all the.

Speaker 10 (28:40):
Outside beer beer beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Off the drink.

Speaker 8 (28:57):
All right, we made it to Friday. We are your
fish kickoff for your entire weekend. We're the pre party
for the burlest Show this evening. Yes, if you haven't
gotten your tickets, please jump online purchase your tickets right now.
You can go to Real Radio Dot FM, Backslash Dance
and get your tickets there. We're gonna give a huge
shout out to Mills Air just call Mo Orlando's injury Attorney,

(29:20):
Premiere Couples, Superstore and Corsets and Q Theies Productions. This
is always a fun event, real good time, real good party,
and we're inviting every one of y'all to come out
and hang out with us. Rush Today's beer. Kind of
excited about this because we haven't ha is this a
Christmas beer? It is not a Christmas beer. I was

(29:40):
going to start doing those next week. Okay, all right,
well we kind of done one already. I don't know
if you remember when we did the Modello that was
their holiday beer that Modela Red. But this is you know,
sometimes the angel gets to work and he forgets that
he needs a beer the week, and then he reaches
out to his buddy Mondo Duke. Mondo Duke doesn't beer
run mission for him and picks them up for us.

(30:02):
Shout out to Black the bookies we haven't had haven't
had their beers in quite some time. This is from
a brewery out of de Berry, Florida, US Central twenty
eight Beer Company, and this is their show, Pigeon I PA.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
It's an American show.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Show Pigeon look a like can dude?

Speaker 2 (30:20):
That's cool kids Florida bird. I don't know, Yeah, so
it's the show.

Speaker 8 (30:28):
Pigeon I PA is an American style IPA clean balance
with big hot aroma and flavor and assertive bitterness for
balance that is not harsh or lingering. Complements a light
malt backbone, notes of grapefruit, sweet and bitter, orange.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Lemon, peel, pine.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
And guava.

Speaker 8 (30:47):
Course through the aggressive hot profile. These are all worse
at rest. I would like to hear, Yeah, that doesn't
sound It's a probably usually flavorful beer. They feel like
it's wells an exceedingly drinkable Russes comes in at a
six point seven.

Speaker 4 (31:09):
The numbers that I like, I get it ABV and.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
Seventy ib us Sea LANs here with.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Us, russody.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
What's happening in monsters?

Speaker 15 (31:17):
Not much?

Speaker 6 (31:19):
All right? So uh three zip rule in effect.

Speaker 8 (31:21):
You can shout out to Central twenty eight Beer company
out of the berry.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
Yes, we're going to toast Ambernova.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Yeah for you tonight.

Speaker 8 (31:32):
Congratulations for what I don't know yet. This is this
is a note of positivity going going your way.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Yeah, that's right, you're gonna get away.

Speaker 6 (31:46):
Yeah, you're gonna crush this. I'm gonna crush this beer.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
Things way dancer, Okay, yeah this oh.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Oh not a rough beer?

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Okay, Russ Robins.

Speaker 8 (32:13):
This is again Central twenty eight Beer. You can visit
the website Central twenty beer dot com. Yeah, this is
the show. Pigeon American, I.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
P A, what do you give it?

Speaker 2 (32:25):
I don't hate it. I did it. I did not
hate it. I do not have I do not have
God aftertaste?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (32:36):
I'm tired. I am very tired.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
But this isn't No, no, no, no, don't be dismissed.
If this is an evolution, this is your growth in
your podcast.

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Maybe I've yes the whole thing. I sort of liked it.
I'm gonna give that like an eight. I didn't like that.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
This is probably one of.

Speaker 8 (32:57):
The highest scores for an I p A in the
history of this show. So that's fantastic, Holmes, what do
you give it?

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Ironically enough, I'm not a fan.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I'm gonna give it a sixth seven six seven, I know,
But what do you give it?

Speaker 10 (33:16):
It smells nice, It's got a nice aroma, fruity tastes
like an I P A.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
So I kind of like it.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
I'm just gonna give it like a four. I've never
heard of so many commies from such a low score.
It's still good, tastes nice.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
She really didn't taste it, But I don't like.

Speaker 17 (33:38):
I p A s I U.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
It's fine. It's just it's like generic I P A.

Speaker 6 (33:43):
I didn't find much special about it.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
But it's a good beer. It's a seven for me.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
I appreciate the smoothness of it.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
I like the name more than the beer.

Speaker 6 (33:50):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Can't.

Speaker 8 (33:53):
I definitely enjoyed it because of its I p A
nous of it.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
So I like that better.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
Yeah, I like I got a kick.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Out of that.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
So I'll definitely give this eight and a half.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
I'm gonna call this my ex girlfriend because it's got
a nice can, but there ain't nothing inside.

Speaker 2 (34:09):
So you know what, I didn't mind the take. I
don't like the aftertaste thing. And it doesn't have the
after and that's a good.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
That's how I for me, that's how I rate a good.

Speaker 17 (34:19):
I P. A.

Speaker 6 (34:20):
S Said.

Speaker 8 (34:20):
They don't have that real bitter, bitter face that you
make with it. Yeah, so that's why I'm digging it.
So and that's beer the week, Ron.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
All Right, So Amber nov are you prepared for tonight?
It's your We talked you into this. Now you're full,
You've rehearsed, You're ready to burless dance.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
You've never done it before.

Speaker 6 (34:36):
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
All gas, no breaks, We're hitting this. We're hitting it
hard tonight.

Speaker 8 (34:40):
Boys, beans, what a sea Light's gonna try to get
out there, try I'm trying to come out.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
He's gonna break the baby.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
How do you think? How do you think is gonna
do tonight? All gas, no no breaks, right, yeah, break
all gas. People haven't standing down with all gas? Great gas.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Yeah, I got the whole new genre far in the
alask Get your tickets Rail Radio dot FM slash dance
for tonight and hope to see everybody there at the
Abbey's gonna be a great time.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
What do you got to plug quickly?

Speaker 8 (35:17):
Just follow me social media Amber Nova seventy three and
I hope to see you all tonight at.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
The Abby seventh PM. Bring ones, bring five, ten twenties
and you can tipt it the Sea Lane. What you got, buddy?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
See Nashley dot com.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
You can follow me there. How about you, Ryan Holmes?

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Check out my new uh I'm producing Amber Nova's new podcast,
All Ass No Brains.

Speaker 4 (35:38):
Tonight.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
I'm sure there'll be a best of what they recording.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
All right, very good, Stay tuned for the news Junky
right after the Monsters at three o'clock. It's a Jim
Colbert Show. We're back next Monday to do our thing
from Sea Lane.

Speaker 8 (35:50):
Amber Angel and Ryan Holme and the Leader That's messed
Up Mayor Man and one dancing Queen pro last dancing
Queen that's hell out the world to rock.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Probably.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
Hey, guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
We gotta get a head

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Swirls,
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