April 15, 2026 • 33 mins
WEDNESDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness working on spicing up Tuna Tim. Angelique helps with the official dance for Fish Wiggle! Do you walk around in Super Hero mode? Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
I went and grabbed a couple of sandwiches to take
that as soon as I do, I told them to.
I got two sandwiches ready for me.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Uh and I want to.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Pop Belly Sandwich Company.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
They were very nice yea, and.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
They were very glad I came over there, which was
I'm glad. I'm glad you told me to go.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
That's right. If anybody needs to meet the sandwich people's you.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh MC sandwich came.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Which is uh just mayo. Yeah, yeah, welcome back. I'm
Russ Rowlands along with Angelique, the Dancing Queen. Angel Boom
says it right there above and now it's sign for
the Kingdom. I ride homes make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Fish what their fishing? That's what's called fish in the air.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Fight the powersh fair is fair boom boom.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Than all lives matter.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Let's all wait, are we.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Day?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah yeah, king of thatmark brought to you by that
mortgage guy Don from that mortgage guy don Dot Come more.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
On him later.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Okay, First of all, real quick, Pop Belly Sandwich Shop.
You do a thing that not a lot of places do,
but it's literally one of my favorite foods and I
always forget that this is a.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Favorite food, not mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
They do pot pie, soup, pipe pie, poie soup.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You said bye hop bye soup.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Hoop bye bye soup.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
There's another place in town that does it too, and
not a lot of places had this. I'm a big
fan of pop pie, but you can't have pop pie.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
All the time.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I used to love chicken pop pie.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh, I love chicken pop pie. But it is a
nap first of all. If you eat it like as
a pie.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's so good.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
What was that chicken place in Sandford, Russ That was?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I used to get pop pies for Angel all the
time because his daughter loved him.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's a chicken place.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Take a place.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh, he was so nice too. Was such a nice time.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
No, no, no, it was something recipe.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh my gosh, shame on me.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It was on same big client of ours, Sandford, downtown Sandford.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
The owner was so sweet and.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
He would bring chicken pop pies and I would always
grab two and give him the Angel.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
My daughter was Pip when she was young.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
She would sit in her high chair and crush one
of those all by herself.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Like you.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Yeah, like you said right though, but we why I
loved it was that it right after she was done
with that guaranteed good two hours of hell yeah no.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
But like, okay, pop Elly, I know you're pop Belly
Sandwich Shop, but you should be called pop Belly's pop
Pie Delicious Soup plays because it's fantastic, Like one of
the best things I've ever eaten, hands down. I love
a pot pie soup. H that being sad, that's not
what this is supposed to be about. So that's so dope. Rush,
thank you for getting me a marching band in Leesburg
(03:25):
or Tuna Tim and marching band in Leesburg. I hope,
I hope to work with them and they can play,
because that would make a dream come true that I
didn't know I had until today, which is what which
is to like have a marching band play the Tuna
Tim song while I'm at the front of the marching band.
Allix is in front of me with a motorcycle in
front of the band, and we're marching and we're reving.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's so awesome. Uh.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
But the other thing is there's a couple of things missing.
I've got to up the character of Tuna Tim a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, it didn't have enough.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It doesn't. It doesn't have enough that I learned from
the school of Russ.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Okay, you throw everything at something and see what stick
and and that's what we're doing. So I got, I
got gimmicks already planned. I got some fun stuff that
we're gonna do as well. Uh, and Onyx is gonna
be there, so I gotta remember like I gotta put
Onyx first, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But that's the way. That's not what this is about
right now. So I got I'm a guy.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
That likes to use all of the talented people around
me for things. A lot of people call it muchin
I call it using my talented friends.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Now, the last thing that Tuna Tim is missing. The
tune of Tim's song the Fish Wiggle is an actual
it's a dance anthem.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
First of all, if you're a DJ out there, you
want to remix that song, please do that.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Make it an EDM hit. That would make me.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
You could debut it on what the hell's a listening to?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Oh, that would make New Dream Dream. Yeah. If you're DJ,
I'll send you the song. We'll remix it.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Oh so good.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
But the other thing is it needs a dance.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
It needs a real like much like Superman, that hoe,
much like the Wobble, much like the electrics.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I want people to do this at weddings, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Now?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Angelique is a dancer, She's the dancing queen, and you
do You've done a lot of different dancing over time,
I have.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I mean you did. Do you do hip hop?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
You do freestyle dancing, you do salsa, merengue?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Tap? Really okay? I do point you ever been a ballerina?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
That's what I started off as?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Jazz?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Hell yeah does hip hop?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Telling you she's no joke?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Done Bollywood several times?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Bollywood? Okay, aren't you tired? Angel Hey, now I need
you to think of like you've heard the tune of
tim song obviously.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Right, huh?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah, you need to hear it again. But yes, I've heard.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It, Okay, I don't think first he's got it.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
He got it? Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's our eating song now, and I need.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
The shortest one ever. Rustling said, that's like a four
minute epic song.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
That's yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Under two minutes, all to be easy enough that someone
can you know, because like right now, it's literally just
put your right find in, you put your right find out,
which sounds it sounds simple, much like in the DJ
Cupid kind of way. Because as a white, as a white,
as a standard white, I like when a song tells
me what to do. Yeah, oh I love it because
I know you know, like put you know, you put
(06:25):
your right hand in, you put your right hand.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Hockey pokey, boy.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
About saying the hockey pokey.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I am sad that we never got the Cupid Shuffle
part two where we find out the mysteries all that
we were wondering in Cupid Shuffle Part one.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
But we never got that. But I need something like that,
you know what I mean, Like like.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
When you do fish wiggle, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
What I'm doing right now? When I wiggle, I just
I just wiggle and kind of go love. You can't turn.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Fish.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You need a body of fish.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
So okay, wait, you wanted a body a fish?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
What do you want to watch this on YouTube? She's
gonna work.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
It's gonna body of choreography.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Choreography from Angeley the fish Wiggle song.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Yeah, so you guys got the tipping things set up
on the YouTube page.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Temper temper.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, send a super chat if you like the dance.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You know what I mean, we get paid for doing this.
That to rub it at everybody, but go ahead.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I mean you guys are saying you do.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Like yeah, basically that's even better than what I'm doing. Okay, sure,
So do.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
You want it like a little wiggle like a butt wiggle?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah? Easy.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I don't want it to be like because the video,
I mean there's brob.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
More yeah that thrust. I needed to be family friendly,
like I want I want to whole. I want mom's,
dad's kids, everybody to be able to do this.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You know you can also like, oh that's.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Better.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Cool basically put your hands by your by your side.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Maybe that's better.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Wiggle, No, put your put your hands up again?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Like that better?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
I like that better, bros.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Body dancer though she's right, Okay, what about like like
you have your hands with the stide like like little
little little fin.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Like little fins here?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Can you do a fin flip while doing that fin
like like a fin flip, like a fin flip.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Like Yeah, I think that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I think that's it.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I think that's the dance. Like that could go viral.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Turning around ye.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Whole crowd of people doing that.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Everybody can do that.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah that's fish wig fish wiggle. Hell yeah, thank you
so much.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Now I'm going to need to you and my feeling
like we've accomplished so much to ye.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Now, can you get six girls to dress like fishes for.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Fish wiggle? You get it by the audience to do that?
That'd be funny.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, that's that looks like a viral.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's like a stupid viral dance of kids.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Do all right, I mean I have to finish it,
but yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I love this.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, So I mean you give it ANGELI for coming
up with the choreography for fish Wiggle.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I'll give you a hundred bucks. I was going to
give the crime line.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Okay, No, no, you can't get them crime line and
give it to Angel.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
You're already proverbally on the hook.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
At all the things today.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's what gets the Angel does a fish.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
He said on the hook, that gets.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
A lot. He was using the drumstick for that.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
That was crazy, no hands.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, well okay, well that that works out. Now, if
I could just get the DJ remix of the two
to ten week people.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
That already asking for they just we need to figure
out how a cappella they need?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Acapella's okay, the stams, I can get that for him,
all right, Cool?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
No seats either, No seats.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
You want to wiggle out of the current quote of
the mortgage.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
That you have? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Are you fishing for a new mortgage? That mortgage guy
Don is the one you want to work with. That's right,
you don't want to miss the boat. Compare your quote
with that mortgage guy Don. It's already fish based. I
feel like I feel like Don knew that the two
to ten would happen one day, so he has a
he has an ocean based quote anyways. Okay, traditional mortages, refics,
(10:49):
he locks whatever it might be, small business loans, the
man does it. Oh, that's how I'm gonna pay hands
Leak for dancing and pull money out of my house.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
And I'll pay her under the table, not give her
a ten ninety nine like Russ does Nerd.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
Hey, well, the tax has changed anyway, so you don't
have to claim it for two grand.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
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Speaker 3 (11:40):
Hey hey, hey, hey, no, what am out.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Of the Monster this morning for Radio one oh four
point one. By the way, if you guys were listening
earlier and we I just added the blue Someone somehow
called me on my Facebook and he told me his
story and I'm like, okay, you know what, We'll give
you a shot. Buddy, come on in. H named Big Country.
Big Country came in here from if a lot of
people loved him, uh on on our texting service and everything.
(12:06):
So I just had a contact with our buddy monster
music man, Matt, and Matt is willing to let him
come in and record a song.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
So always amazing.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Matt is absolutely one of the sweetest, nicest guys in
the world. So, uh, he's going to record a song
with Big Country, and who knows what that can do. Uh,
maybe that'll help him out a little bit. And I thought,
that's that's pretty cool. Did you guys see the story.
And and I'm always okay, I have reoccurring dreams.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Okay, I really do.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I've never had that dream about that, just had that
one dream about you.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
But that one dream you know about you've had many.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
But I mean that she should be wrestling, so she should,
Oh she should.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, I dream, all right, I dream about you all
the time anyway. But another reoccurring dream I have, Well, first,
I had this reoccurring dream that I can't I can't
get hold of Mary Ellen.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
My cell phone won't work and I can't get hold
of it.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Do you have it where you can't hit the buttons correctly? Yes,
I have that dream all the time. Drives me crazy,
and I'm like, I need a dial nine one one,
and I'm hitting like a two and a seven and
I'm trying to go back to delete it and start over.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Oh man, Well I'm just trying to.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Get hold of Mary Ellen and I can't and I'm
driving me nuts. And another one I always have is
that that I'm that I'm a hero and I saved
the day that someone's going to shoot somebody and I
pack him and I beat him up, and I'm on
the news, and like, I dream about that a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I dream about being a hero.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
I you know what, you hang out with local celebrity
slash hero Ryan Holks.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
It could be I don't know, but this guy, I
don't know, if you've seen this happen in Oklahoma, this
principle of this this school. You might want to pull
it up, Brian, if you guys haven't seen it. This
this kid who used to go to school there. He's
older now, I think he's twenty three or whatever, comes
in with a gun and the principle opens the door
(14:01):
and tackles this guy and he and he and he
holds the gun, but I guess he actually got shot
doing it and basically saves the day.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And I'm like, that's the drug.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I dream about doing that all the time, hoping I'd
be brave enough to do it. So here's it comes,
the the bad guys coming into the well.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
You just you got it after the tackle, but.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It starts, yeah, this video starts right at the.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Right at the tackle.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, but he he opens the door, sees the gun
and tackles him right away.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Hein't He's no spring chicken either, I know.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I know he's an older guy. But he there, he
walks in, he's he pulls the gun out. So as
he pulls the gun out, that dude tackles him.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Oh wow, that is some superhero something.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Now they say that he got shot, but I don't
know where he got shot.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I don't know if it was in the.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Arm big Red to slightly help, but.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, I would have got that coming in afterwards. Uh yeah,
I've always wanted to do that. That's that's pretty cool.
Congratulations to that guy. He's an actual business.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Of women have it like this, Angelina.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
You can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think
all men have like the heroes, uh, fantasy playing out
at their head at any given moment, a like like
I'm walking through and I'm like, I'm like, well, if
this happens, and this will happen, I'll do this and
I'll do this and I'll save the day.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I think a lot of people have that. You don't
have that going into your brain.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
It's a culture things, right, and I'm this is the
thing that.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
You guys like to do.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
The whites love it, right, and other.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Cultures were taught to mind our own business.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So hold, I was typing something today what a white
people do on.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Hold on, I was actively ignoring you. I was doing something.
Brown was talking.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I was talking, I was talking to I was talking,
monster music, man mad. What was it again? Now? Right? People?
Speaker 7 (15:53):
First, Ryan, Ryan is jumping out the window with that.
He thinks all men walk around constantly thinking, looking for
a situation that they can be a hero in. That's
Ryan's assertations. Yeah, and Russ just admitted to it. That's
why I'm watching this right. And my rebuttal rebut to
that is that, uh, that's probably a cultural or culture
(16:16):
kind of thing, because a flag on that Black and
browns have been taught to mind their own business.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Angel Rivera, from the second I've met you, I used
to remember you going to downtown Orlando and when there's
fights happen and you break it up, fights and helping
people who are smaller. You've done that on more than
four cases I can remember.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Okay, no, no, But he's not differing for it, actively
looking for those situations. Typically, I usually my mind my
own business. The video getting involved with you know, but
the video that became famous, that ended up on World
Star that I broke up was it was just two
dudes that were just I mean, I felt I felt
bad for both of.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Them, I know, but you it was broking up other
fights ANDLF but that happened.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
And so you don't have it where you're sitting like if.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I'm sitting like I'm thinking, I'm saying, you got some
white in you.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
That's what I'm saying. Pray are we not? Are we
not going to do that anymore? Arasy?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
You've never had it where you're like you're sitting on
the on the couch with with your girl or whatever,
and you're like, Okay, well, if somebody were to break
in here right now, here's what I would grab this, this,
and this, and it's just a Wednesday at four pm.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You don't have that. No interesting, No, I don't like
but but.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
And I say this to you because I've had you know,
you guys are my friends, and I've had other white friends.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
And they have this.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
We don't have it being on my white friends discussing. Yeah,
there's two things to discussed, the white people, what would
we do if something happened right now? And also what
animals could you legitimately fight and win against?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Within the sword?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Angel just said, I have a white friend.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
I've had other white friends, That's what I was saying.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
But what I'm saying is like, and that's the stable
of lights, and that's in that'sitel Ryan. It's like again,
I you know, I have my my my work at
home and if something is to pop off, I got
I know it. Like I don't sit there and be like,
oh if I hear this, not at the door. No,
if someone comes to the door, that is not expected,
you know.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Here.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Okay, So the video the guy that was like knocking
on the door and he's like, he's like, where's your daughter? Yeah,
and the guy on the other end of the ring
is like, hey, dude, I don't know you you and
so And in that situation, all I'm doing is thinking
what would I do in that scenario?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Would I be do it?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Be cool?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
This guy's clearly crazy. Would I make that guy Swiss cheese?
Speaker 11 (18:22):
For?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
That's what I think.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
For people that haven't seen, explain the whole thing again,
and maybe Angeliae does. There's a guy and he walks
up to a door and he they said he was
dressed like some character from some stupid video game or whatever.
But but he's knocking on the r and he goes,
is your daughter home. It's a ring cam and I
want to see your daughter. And the guy's like, hey, man,
I don't know you. And the guy starts ringing the
(18:43):
bell and then he starts freaking out and like slamming
the bell and he's like.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Let man, he's crazy. He ends up.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Getting in the house and I guess they this is
the guy right here. So this guy, uh and he
looks normal kind of yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
So you're asked me what I would have done way
before that.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
I would have I would have already put the call in.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
And as it continues to ring the bell, as it
continues to escalate, my response is him hearing me rack
my shotgun.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
See I'm dumb enough. I would have just opened up
the door.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
And that's the hero thing.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
You want to.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Confront this I would have confronted him.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I'm not trying to confront this dude. I did that
the other day. Someone was at the front door that
shouldn't have been in. The guy watches and then he.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Starts, Okay, now he has no connection to this guy whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
The man in the house does not even have a daughter.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
But he gets into the house and the guy's got
a shovel, and I guess both of them had head injuries.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Was he going through an episode?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Yeah, So he gets into the house, this guy hit
him with a shovel in the head.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
You know, there's nobody.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
It's not the shovel I would have grabbed, though.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, you just imagine Russ same thing, because rest is
a man who keeps you on a buyer's door sometimes,
you know what I mean. I ran through at least
seven different scenarios of what I would do.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
To this guy. You know, like and I'm like, Okay,
well is my wife there? Is she not there?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
If she is there, I'm definitely like you can't shoot
through the door in Florida for some reason.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Not But like the second that dude comes in, I'm
I'm I'm like, okay, I've got gun right by the door.
Here we go? Or or is he having a mental episode?
What do I do? Could I take them? What would
I do?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
You just run these scenarios all day long, from from
regular scenarios like that to like what if it's a ninja,
what if it's a Viking, what if it's a pirate?
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Question?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
You questioned whether you'd be brave enough to confront it though,
because I'm always like I hope I'll be brave enough
to do it right.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Like I think I think I could in danger, if
my wife was in danger, I could definitely shoot somebody
to stop them.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Would it haunt me for the rest of my life?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yes, I don't think I'm shooting someone. I think tackling
them and choking them out, that's my thing. See, I'm
too old for that, and you're what I probably am too,
But I still think I can do it.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yeah, well, I mean you saw that old man principal
he was he was a white haired gentleman.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah, you know, so, I guess.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
But like, I know how easy it is for me
at this age to throw my neck out.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
So I'm going, I'm going, I'm not going to shoot you. No,
he's not wrong, though.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
I cannot answer for all women, but I can say
that something similar to this adjacent happened to me one time,
and I left when I knew that it was going
to be a lot. So I left the house and
the person still ended up breaking into the house and
then had to call the police and stuff like that.
(21:38):
So I had that happen as an ex boyfriend doing that.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
But that was you know, was just playing all fairy
tale here and then you got a realized Ye, well,
but I'm.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Like, we want to pretend to be superheroes. That's all
sad because your boyfriend tried to beat you up.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
That sucks.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
He did once, but that's okay, that wasn't that time.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
So it is.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Life happens and you move on and you learn.
Speaker 9 (22:13):
And you know, what I learned very quickly was.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
What I.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
What I do in kind of what you were saying,
is when I go somewhere, I know my exit. I
know where the bathroom is first of all, and then
I know where all my exits are.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
And that's the only thing that I think of.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Okay, Hey, if something happens, where am I situated, and
how can I best get out of the situation, and
like do it in like the most orderly way possible.
That's how I think about it. But again, I grew
up differently in a different location. For me, what I've
been through, what I have experienced.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Almost like like my wife has this where like she
almost has like a spider sense for like a certain
type of danger when stuff starts.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I mean, I won't even.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Noticed, and she'd be like we should just go and
get out of here. And I'm like, what are you talk
We're having fun. She's like, no, no, no, it's time.
It's time.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
Very quickly, I know how to start to remove myself
or move away and watch make sure it's not.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
You never want to fight him mentally, You're never like
I could kung fu this guy. I'm angeliue dancer. I
could throw my leg above my head. I could do
one twis on his face.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Heck yeah, you gotta be careful when they come back.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
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Just now, Hey Ryan, Ryan Ran, can we play that
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you try.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
To feel what they're going to sound.
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Like you impersonated them before we hear them. Uh, it's
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Like you're you're kind of getting a feel on them
just by what they say. See if you can impersonate
them beforehand, we'll see all close.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
You get Okay, let's go, uh hot take number one,
it's time for the hot tags.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
That's right, we got to play the song important.
Speaker 6 (26:00):
He literally told you how to do this segment.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, no, it's fine, Yeah, it's my segment.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
But whatever, I'll tell him how to Triviua next time.
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Well, first hot take.
Speaker 4 (26:16):
So I had something like this happened to me about
two years ago, where crackhead was trying to break through
the window and one of the windows in my house. Man,
my firearm was in the truck because we've been camping,
so I could get that.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
My wife's got hurt though, so I knew i'd cover fire.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I decided, since it was a little before seven on Saturday,
I'd go out and confront the guy in my under
rouge turns out portly white guys in underwear scare crack
heads away good times.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
Okay, so you think he sounds like that, like that,
let's go.
Speaker 14 (26:44):
So I had something like this, Uh, no, he's nerdy
two years ago, where crackhead was trying to break through
the window or one of the windows of my house.
My firearm was in my truck because we had been
campaign so.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
I couldn't get that.
Speaker 14 (26:58):
My wife got hurt, so I knew I had cover fire.
I decided, since it was a little before seven on
his day, I'd go out and from front the guy
in my underwear turns out portly white guys an underwear
scare practic.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Way and go wrong on that one.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I've found a bit more nerdy, shaking nerdy, a.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Little more nerdy. But yeah, you kind of nailed with
the inflection a little bit.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Also, never in my hero scenarios am I ever having
cover fire from my wife like I would get for
I love my wife. I would get shot in the
ass so fast.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I need to take her up to shoot straight to
like figure out how to shoot some of these guns
of the house. Yeah, all right, you go to there's
there's one in long Castle bar.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Oh, I don't go to that one.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Go to one that's the one I used to go to.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
But this to the castie. I'll check it off.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Onemor this guy I know, Joe.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Here's my impression of get support from Jacksonville home see
being a fan of yours every morning takes out the
coast of mout ship like this morning, let's see how
well I did.
Speaker 15 (27:58):
Top of the morning boys for Jacksonville, Holmesey.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
It is so fun being a fatires man. Every morning you.
Speaker 15 (28:04):
Take us on this roller coaster of emotion like this morning,
you hit us one of the funniest things you've ever seen.
The show con Air wingis is comedy gold Dude, so funny.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
And then you tell us you ain't never been to
a waffle house.
Speaker 15 (28:17):
You ain't never been to waffle Houselah pass Wolfson will
be rolling his grave known as a monster on the air.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
They ain't never been a waffle house.
Speaker 15 (28:23):
Good point, Get your ass to waffle house, go start
a fight, and play the jukebox man swirl.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
All right, those are all fair critique.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, he's pretty right.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I think this one's gonna be a lady. Okay, I
think this is.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I'll talk like a lady.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Good Morning Monsters.
Speaker 10 (28:40):
So basically, Rust doesn't want to go on the train
with you guys because he's still mad that you guys,
you know, like, haven't gone with him boating probably why
so until you guys do that, he's gonna budge and
a fish wiggle song reminds me of the Goofy Goober
song from the SpongeBob movie.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Y'all Ryan listened to that.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Look up Goofy Goober rock Let's find out hot take
Morning Monsters.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
So basically, Russ doesn't want to go on the train
with you guys because he's still mad that you guys
haven't you know, gone with him.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
On the boating.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
That's probably why I'm til you guys do that. He
ain't got a budget. And that fish wiggle song reminds
me of the Goofy Goober song from the SpongeBob movie.
Ryan should listen to that. Look up goofy Goober rock.
I think that's the way that Ryan wants to fish
song to be.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I've never heard it. I'm sorry, SpongeBob is a little
bit after my time.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
I've seen it. Did that guy?
Speaker 6 (29:35):
H Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
I think, uh okay, this guy's telling a joke. Hey,
why do you do that?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Hey? A woman go A woman goes to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
The doctor says, I'm having morning sickness and cramping and unbloated,
and the doctor goes.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Do you think you might be pregnant?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
She thinks for a minute and goes, well, if I am,
I'm having batteries.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Ross I get.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
It hot take.
Speaker 16 (30:11):
Woman goes to the doctor says, doctor, I'm having morning
sickness and cramping and I'm bloated, And the doctor goes,
do you think you might be pregnant? She thinks for
a minute and goes, well, if I am, I'm having batteries.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
See you said it better your delivery. Deliver people delivery
this one. You get that delivery.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I gotta cover symbol. Uh let's see.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Uh yeah, I can find six girls that smell like fish,
if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh God, what hot tage?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
No, I can find six girls that smell like fish?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
He graged himself up.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Okay, uh, this was just a nice shout out. I'm
gonna let this one.
Speaker 11 (31:08):
What's up, guys, Dave the tank guy here. Like to
give this guy some props.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
A couple of.
Speaker 11 (31:13):
Days ago, a few days ago, I ran into Paramore
in the parking lot of Publics at Mills and Colonial.
All I did was I looked at him and I said,
I know that mustache anywhere. He got a big old
smile on his face and.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Said, what's up, man?
Speaker 11 (31:26):
And I said not much, man, You're the best. And
he had got a big old grin on his face
and he said thank you and walking inside the store.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Good dude, man, a great guy.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Hot take okay this one this one, Hey you guys,
this is Trevor from Oklahoma. Great show this morning, Great shows.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Always.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Just want to let you know that last segment with
Ray Trentley literally made me change my mood, lost my
aunt about a week ago, and you guys have been
keeping me moving forward. Thanks for that, Thank you for
all the laughs.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Ryan deserves Rays you threw that part.
Speaker 17 (32:06):
Hey, guys, it's strive from OKAC. Great shows so far,
this morning, great show as always. I just wanted to
let you know that that last segment with Ray Triendly
literally made me change my mood. Lost my aunt about
a week ago, and you guys have been keeping me
moving forward. Thank you for that, Thank you for all
(32:27):
the laughs. Ryan deserves a race.
Speaker 12 (32:36):
He's crazy with Angelice.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
What you got?
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Give me a follow on Instagram, Angelique Dancer and one
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Mister Angel, Hit me up on any social media platform.
It's official Angel.
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have a meeting today too.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Okay, Iya not gonna do it, got it? Get the meeting.
Ryan's got a whole different meeting.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Get to it today.
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Follow me hold comedy.
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Get your tickets. Stay tuned to the news. Jentke you
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Colbert Show. We're back tomorrow and Daisy, you'll be back
with us tomorrow to do our thing from Angelie Angel
and Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Sandly just mess up, Marymann and Wan awesome dancing Lady Russ.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Hello World through Rock Rollers.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Hey guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
We gotta get.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Schwirls.
Speaker 11 (33:49):
What
I went and grabbed a couple of sandwiches to take
that as soon as I do, I told them to.
I got two sandwiches ready for me.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Uh and I want to.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Pop Belly Sandwich Company.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
They were very nice yea, and.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
They were very glad I came over there, which was
I'm glad. I'm glad you told me to go.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
That's right. If anybody needs to meet the sandwich people's you.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Oh MC sandwich came.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Which is uh just mayo. Yeah, yeah, welcome back. I'm
Russ Rowlands along with Angelique, the Dancing Queen. Angel Boom
says it right there above and now it's sign for
the Kingdom. I ride homes make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Fish what their fishing? That's what's called fish in the air.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Fight the powersh fair is fair boom boom.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Than all lives matter.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Let's all wait, are we.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Day?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah yeah, king of thatmark brought to you by that
mortgage guy Don from that mortgage guy don Dot Come more.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
On him later.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Okay, First of all, real quick, Pop Belly Sandwich Shop.
You do a thing that not a lot of places do,
but it's literally one of my favorite foods and I
always forget that this is a.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Favorite food, not mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
They do pot pie, soup, pipe pie, poie soup.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You said bye hop bye soup.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Hoop bye bye soup.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
There's another place in town that does it too, and
not a lot of places had this. I'm a big
fan of pop pie, but you can't have pop pie.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
All the time.
Speaker 5 (02:04):
I used to love chicken pop pie.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Oh, I love chicken pop pie. But it is a
nap first of all. If you eat it like as
a pie.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
It's so good.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
What was that chicken place in Sandford, Russ That was?
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I used to get pop pies for Angel all the
time because his daughter loved him.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
It's a chicken place.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
Take a place.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh, he was so nice too. Was such a nice time.
Speaker 7 (02:26):
No, no, no, it was something recipe.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Oh my gosh, shame on me.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It was on same big client of ours, Sandford, downtown Sandford.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
The owner was so sweet and.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
He would bring chicken pop pies and I would always
grab two and give him the Angel.
Speaker 6 (02:45):
My daughter was Pip when she was young.
Speaker 7 (02:47):
She would sit in her high chair and crush one
of those all by herself.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Like you.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
Yeah, like you said right though, but we why I
loved it was that it right after she was done
with that guaranteed good two hours of hell yeah no.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
But like, okay, pop Elly, I know you're pop Belly
Sandwich Shop, but you should be called pop Belly's pop
Pie Delicious Soup plays because it's fantastic, Like one of
the best things I've ever eaten, hands down. I love
a pot pie soup. H that being sad, that's not
what this is supposed to be about. So that's so dope. Rush,
thank you for getting me a marching band in Leesburg
(03:25):
or Tuna Tim and marching band in Leesburg. I hope,
I hope to work with them and they can play,
because that would make a dream come true that I
didn't know I had until today, which is what which
is to like have a marching band play the Tuna
Tim song while I'm at the front of the marching band.
Allix is in front of me with a motorcycle in
front of the band, and we're marching and we're reving.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
It's so awesome. Uh.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
But the other thing is there's a couple of things missing.
I've got to up the character of Tuna Tim a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah, it didn't have enough.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It doesn't. It doesn't have enough that I learned from
the school of Russ.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Okay, you throw everything at something and see what stick
and and that's what we're doing. So I got, I
got gimmicks already planned. I got some fun stuff that
we're gonna do as well. Uh, and Onyx is gonna
be there, so I gotta remember like I gotta put
Onyx first, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
But that's the way. That's not what this is about
right now. So I got I'm a guy.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
That likes to use all of the talented people around
me for things. A lot of people call it muchin
I call it using my talented friends.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
Now, the last thing that Tuna Tim is missing. The
tune of Tim's song the Fish Wiggle is an actual
it's a dance anthem.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
First of all, if you're a DJ out there, you
want to remix that song, please do that.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Make it an EDM hit. That would make me.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
You could debut it on what the hell's a listening to?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Oh, that would make New Dream Dream. Yeah. If you're DJ,
I'll send you the song. We'll remix it.
Speaker 6 (04:49):
Oh so good.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
But the other thing is it needs a dance.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
It needs a real like much like Superman, that hoe,
much like the Wobble, much like the electrics.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
I want people to do this at weddings, you know
what I mean?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Now?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Angelique is a dancer, She's the dancing queen, and you
do You've done a lot of different dancing over time,
I have.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I mean you did. Do you do hip hop?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yep?
Speaker 4 (05:12):
You do freestyle dancing, you do salsa, merengue?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Tap? Really okay? I do point you ever been a ballerina?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
That's what I started off as?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Jazz?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (05:29):
Hell yeah does hip hop?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Telling you she's no joke?
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Done Bollywood several times?
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Bollywood? Okay, aren't you tired? Angel Hey, now I need
you to think of like you've heard the tune of
tim song obviously.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Right, huh?
Speaker 5 (05:48):
Yeah, you need to hear it again. But yes, I've heard.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
It, Okay, I don't think first he's got it.
Speaker 6 (05:56):
He got it? Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
That's our eating song now, and I need.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
The shortest one ever. Rustling said, that's like a four
minute epic song.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
That's yeah, it's.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
Under two minutes, all to be easy enough that someone
can you know, because like right now, it's literally just
put your right find in, you put your right find out,
which sounds it sounds simple, much like in the DJ
Cupid kind of way. Because as a white, as a white,
as a standard white, I like when a song tells
me what to do. Yeah, oh I love it because
I know you know, like put you know, you put
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your right hand in, you put your right hand.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Hockey pokey, boy.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
About saying the hockey pokey.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I am sad that we never got the Cupid Shuffle
part two where we find out the mysteries all that
we were wondering in Cupid Shuffle Part one.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
But we never got that. But I need something like that,
you know what I mean, Like like.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
When you do fish wiggle, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
What I'm doing right now? When I wiggle, I just
I just wiggle and kind of go love. You can't turn.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Fish.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You need a body of fish.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
So okay, wait, you wanted a body a fish?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
What do you want to watch this on YouTube? She's
gonna work.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
It's gonna body of choreography.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Choreography from Angeley the fish Wiggle song.
Speaker 7 (07:15):
Yeah, so you guys got the tipping things set up
on the YouTube page.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah. Temper temper.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Yeah, send a super chat if you like the dance.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
You know what I mean, we get paid for doing this.
That to rub it at everybody, but go ahead.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
I mean you guys are saying you do.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Like yeah, basically that's even better than what I'm doing. Okay, sure,
So do.
Speaker 5 (07:40):
You want it like a little wiggle like a butt wiggle?
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah? Easy.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I don't want it to be like because the video,
I mean there's brob.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
More yeah that thrust. I needed to be family friendly,
like I want I want to whole. I want mom's,
dad's kids, everybody to be able to do this.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
You know you can also like, oh that's.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Better.
Speaker 9 (08:07):
Cool basically put your hands by your by your side.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Maybe that's better.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Wiggle, No, put your put your hands up again?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Like that better?
Speaker 6 (08:21):
I like that better, bros.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Body dancer though she's right, Okay, what about like like
you have your hands with the stide like like little
little little fin.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Like little fins here?
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Can you do a fin flip while doing that fin
like like a fin flip, like a fin flip.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Like Yeah, I think that's it.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I think that's it.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I think that's the dance. Like that could go viral.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Turning around ye.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Whole crowd of people doing that.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Everybody can do that.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah that's fish wig fish wiggle. Hell yeah, thank you
so much.
Speaker 7 (09:05):
Now I'm going to need to you and my feeling
like we've accomplished so much to ye.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Now, can you get six girls to dress like fishes for.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Fish wiggle? You get it by the audience to do that?
That'd be funny.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, that's that looks like a viral.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
It's like a stupid viral dance of kids.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Do all right, I mean I have to finish it,
but yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
I love this.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, So I mean you give it ANGELI for coming
up with the choreography for fish Wiggle.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I'll give you a hundred bucks. I was going to
give the crime line.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Okay, No, no, you can't get them crime line and
give it to Angel.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
You're already proverbally on the hook.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
At all the things today.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
That's what gets the Angel does a fish.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
He said on the hook, that gets.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
A lot. He was using the drumstick for that.
Speaker 6 (09:58):
That was crazy, no hands.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Yeah, well okay, well that that works out. Now, if
I could just get the DJ remix of the two
to ten week people.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
That already asking for they just we need to figure
out how a cappella they need?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Acapella's okay, the stams, I can get that for him,
all right, Cool?
Speaker 3 (10:19):
No seats either, No seats.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (10:23):
You want to wiggle out of the current quote of
the mortgage.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
That you have? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Are you fishing for a new mortgage? That mortgage guy
Don is the one you want to work with. That's right,
you don't want to miss the boat. Compare your quote
with that mortgage guy Don. It's already fish based. I
feel like I feel like Don knew that the two
to ten would happen one day, so he has a
he has an ocean based quote anyways. Okay, traditional mortages, refics,
(10:49):
he locks whatever it might be, small business loans, the
man does it. Oh, that's how I'm gonna pay hands
Leak for dancing and pull money out of my house.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
And I'll pay her under the table, not give her
a ten ninety nine like Russ does Nerd.
Speaker 9 (11:00):
Hey, well, the tax has changed anyway, so you don't
have to claim it for two grand.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
There you go and check out a show on Saturdays
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Hey hey, hey, hey, no, what am out.
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Of the Monster this morning for Radio one oh four
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earlier and we I just added the blue Someone somehow
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Big Country came in here from if a lot of
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Speaker 5 (12:14):
So always amazing.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Matt is absolutely one of the sweetest, nicest guys in
the world. So, uh, he's going to record a song
with Big Country, and who knows what that can do. Uh,
maybe that'll help him out a little bit. And I thought,
that's that's pretty cool. Did you guys see the story.
And and I'm always okay, I have reoccurring dreams.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Okay, I really do.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I've never had that dream about that, just had that
one dream about you.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
But that one dream you know about you've had many.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Oh that's true.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
But I mean that she should be wrestling, so she should,
Oh she should.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, I dream, all right, I dream about you all
the time anyway. But another reoccurring dream I have, Well, first,
I had this reoccurring dream that I can't I can't
get hold of Mary Ellen.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
My cell phone won't work and I can't get hold
of it.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Do you have it where you can't hit the buttons correctly? Yes,
I have that dream all the time. Drives me crazy,
and I'm like, I need a dial nine one one,
and I'm hitting like a two and a seven and
I'm trying to go back to delete it and start over.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Oh man, Well I'm just trying to.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Get hold of Mary Ellen and I can't and I'm
driving me nuts. And another one I always have is
that that I'm that I'm a hero and I saved
the day that someone's going to shoot somebody and I
pack him and I beat him up, and I'm on
the news, and like, I dream about that a lot.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I dream about being a hero.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
I you know what, you hang out with local celebrity
slash hero Ryan Holks.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
It could be I don't know, but this guy, I
don't know, if you've seen this happen in Oklahoma, this
principle of this this school. You might want to pull
it up, Brian, if you guys haven't seen it. This
this kid who used to go to school there. He's
older now, I think he's twenty three or whatever, comes
in with a gun and the principle opens the door
(14:01):
and tackles this guy and he and he and he
holds the gun, but I guess he actually got shot
doing it and basically saves the day.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And I'm like, that's the drug.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I dream about doing that all the time, hoping I'd
be brave enough to do it. So here's it comes,
the the bad guys coming into the well.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
You just you got it after the tackle, but.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
It starts, yeah, this video starts right at the.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Right at the tackle.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, but he he opens the door, sees the gun
and tackles him right away.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
Hein't He's no spring chicken either, I know.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I know he's an older guy. But he there, he
walks in, he's he pulls the gun out. So as
he pulls the gun out, that dude tackles him.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Oh wow, that is some superhero something.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Now they say that he got shot, but I don't
know where he got shot.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I don't know if it was in the.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Arm big Red to slightly help, but.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
No, I would have got that coming in afterwards. Uh yeah,
I've always wanted to do that. That's that's pretty cool.
Congratulations to that guy. He's an actual business.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Of women have it like this, Angelina.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
You can correct me if I'm wrong, but I think
all men have like the heroes, uh, fantasy playing out
at their head at any given moment, a like like
I'm walking through and I'm like, I'm like, well, if
this happens, and this will happen, I'll do this and
I'll do this and I'll save the day.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
I think a lot of people have that. You don't
have that going into your brain.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
It's a culture things, right, and I'm this is the
thing that.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
You guys like to do.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
The whites love it, right, and other.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Cultures were taught to mind our own business.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
So hold, I was typing something today what a white
people do on.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Hold on, I was actively ignoring you. I was doing something.
Brown was talking.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
I was talking, I was talking to I was talking,
monster music, man mad. What was it again? Now? Right? People?
Speaker 7 (15:53):
First, Ryan, Ryan is jumping out the window with that.
He thinks all men walk around constantly thinking, looking for
a situation that they can be a hero in. That's
Ryan's assertations. Yeah, and Russ just admitted to it. That's
why I'm watching this right. And my rebuttal rebut to
that is that, uh, that's probably a cultural or culture
(16:16):
kind of thing, because a flag on that Black and
browns have been taught to mind their own business.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Angel Rivera, from the second I've met you, I used
to remember you going to downtown Orlando and when there's
fights happen and you break it up, fights and helping
people who are smaller. You've done that on more than
four cases I can remember.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
Okay, no, no, But he's not differing for it, actively
looking for those situations. Typically, I usually my mind my
own business. The video getting involved with you know, but
the video that became famous, that ended up on World
Star that I broke up was it was just two
dudes that were just I mean, I felt I felt
bad for both of.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Them, I know, but you it was broking up other
fights ANDLF but that happened.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
And so you don't have it where you're sitting like if.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I'm sitting like I'm thinking, I'm saying, you got some
white in you.
Speaker 6 (17:05):
That's what I'm saying. Pray are we not? Are we
not going to do that anymore? Arasy?
Speaker 4 (17:10):
You've never had it where you're like you're sitting on
the on the couch with with your girl or whatever,
and you're like, Okay, well, if somebody were to break
in here right now, here's what I would grab this, this,
and this, and it's just a Wednesday at four pm.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You don't have that. No interesting, No, I don't like
but but.
Speaker 7 (17:26):
And I say this to you because I've had you know,
you guys are my friends, and I've had other white friends.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
And they have this.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
We don't have it being on my white friends discussing. Yeah,
there's two things to discussed, the white people, what would
we do if something happened right now? And also what
animals could you legitimately fight and win against?
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Within the sword?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Angel just said, I have a white friend.
Speaker 6 (17:44):
I've had other white friends, That's what I was saying.
Speaker 7 (17:46):
But what I'm saying is like, and that's the stable
of lights, and that's in that'sitel Ryan. It's like again,
I you know, I have my my my work at
home and if something is to pop off, I got
I know it. Like I don't sit there and be like,
oh if I hear this, not at the door. No,
if someone comes to the door, that is not expected,
you know.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Here.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Okay, So the video the guy that was like knocking
on the door and he's like, he's like, where's your daughter? Yeah,
and the guy on the other end of the ring
is like, hey, dude, I don't know you you and
so And in that situation, all I'm doing is thinking
what would I do in that scenario?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Would I be do it?
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Be cool?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
This guy's clearly crazy. Would I make that guy Swiss cheese?
Speaker 11 (18:22):
For?
Speaker 3 (18:23):
That's what I think.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
For people that haven't seen, explain the whole thing again,
and maybe Angeliae does. There's a guy and he walks
up to a door and he they said he was
dressed like some character from some stupid video game or whatever.
But but he's knocking on the r and he goes,
is your daughter home. It's a ring cam and I
want to see your daughter. And the guy's like, hey, man,
I don't know you. And the guy starts ringing the
(18:43):
bell and then he starts freaking out and like slamming
the bell and he's like.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Let man, he's crazy. He ends up.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Getting in the house and I guess they this is
the guy right here. So this guy, uh and he
looks normal kind of yeah.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
So you're asked me what I would have done way
before that.
Speaker 6 (19:02):
I would have I would have already put the call in.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
And as it continues to ring the bell, as it
continues to escalate, my response is him hearing me rack
my shotgun.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
See I'm dumb enough. I would have just opened up
the door.
Speaker 6 (19:14):
And that's the hero thing.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
You want to.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Confront this I would have confronted him.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
I'm not trying to confront this dude. I did that
the other day. Someone was at the front door that
shouldn't have been in. The guy watches and then he.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Starts, Okay, now he has no connection to this guy whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
The man in the house does not even have a daughter.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
But he gets into the house and the guy's got
a shovel, and I guess both of them had head injuries.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
Was he going through an episode?
Speaker 3 (19:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Yeah, So he gets into the house, this guy hit
him with a shovel in the head.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
You know, there's nobody.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
It's not the shovel I would have grabbed, though.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Yeah, you just imagine Russ same thing, because rest is
a man who keeps you on a buyer's door sometimes,
you know what I mean. I ran through at least
seven different scenarios of what I would do.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
To this guy. You know, like and I'm like, Okay,
well is my wife there? Is she not there?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
If she is there, I'm definitely like you can't shoot
through the door in Florida for some reason.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Not But like the second that dude comes in, I'm
I'm I'm like, okay, I've got gun right by the door.
Here we go? Or or is he having a mental episode?
What do I do? Could I take them? What would
I do?
Speaker 4 (20:26):
You just run these scenarios all day long, from from
regular scenarios like that to like what if it's a ninja,
what if it's a Viking, what if it's a pirate?
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Question?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
You questioned whether you'd be brave enough to confront it though,
because I'm always like I hope I'll be brave enough
to do it right.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Like I think I think I could in danger, if
my wife was in danger, I could definitely shoot somebody
to stop them.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Would it haunt me for the rest of my life?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yes, I don't think I'm shooting someone. I think tackling
them and choking them out, that's my thing. See, I'm
too old for that, and you're what I probably am too,
But I still think I can do it.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
Yeah, well, I mean you saw that old man principal
he was he was a white haired gentleman.
Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yeah, you know, so, I guess.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
But like, I know how easy it is for me
at this age to throw my neck out.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
So I'm going, I'm going, I'm not going to shoot you. No,
he's not wrong, though.
Speaker 9 (21:17):
I cannot answer for all women, but I can say
that something similar to this adjacent happened to me one time,
and I left when I knew that it was going
to be a lot. So I left the house and
the person still ended up breaking into the house and
then had to call the police and stuff like that.
(21:38):
So I had that happen as an ex boyfriend doing that.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
But that was you know, was just playing all fairy
tale here and then you got a realized Ye, well,
but I'm.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Like, we want to pretend to be superheroes. That's all
sad because your boyfriend tried to beat you up.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
That sucks.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
He did once, but that's okay, that wasn't that time.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
So it is.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Life happens and you move on and you learn.
Speaker 9 (22:13):
And you know, what I learned very quickly was.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
What I.
Speaker 9 (22:18):
What I do in kind of what you were saying,
is when I go somewhere, I know my exit. I
know where the bathroom is first of all, and then
I know where all my exits are.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
And that's the only thing that I think of.
Speaker 9 (22:30):
Okay, Hey, if something happens, where am I situated, and
how can I best get out of the situation, and
like do it in like the most orderly way possible.
That's how I think about it. But again, I grew
up differently in a different location. For me, what I've
been through, what I have experienced.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
Almost like like my wife has this where like she
almost has like a spider sense for like a certain
type of danger when stuff starts.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I mean, I won't even.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Noticed, and she'd be like we should just go and
get out of here. And I'm like, what are you talk
We're having fun. She's like, no, no, no, it's time.
It's time.
Speaker 9 (23:03):
Very quickly, I know how to start to remove myself
or move away and watch make sure it's not.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
You never want to fight him mentally, You're never like
I could kung fu this guy. I'm angeliue dancer. I
could throw my leg above my head. I could do
one twis on his face.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Heck yeah, you gotta be careful when they come back.
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You get Okay, let's go, uh hot take number one,
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So I had something like this happened to me about
two years ago, where crackhead was trying to break through
the window and one of the windows in my house. Man,
my firearm was in the truck because we've been camping,
so I could get that.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
My wife's got hurt though, so I knew i'd cover fire.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
I decided, since it was a little before seven on Saturday,
I'd go out and confront the guy in my under
rouge turns out portly white guys in underwear scare crack
heads away good times.
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Okay, so you think he sounds like that, like that,
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Speaker 14 (26:44):
So I had something like this, Uh, no, he's nerdy
two years ago, where crackhead was trying to break through
the window or one of the windows of my house.
My firearm was in my truck because we had been
campaign so.
Speaker 10 (26:57):
I couldn't get that.
Speaker 14 (26:58):
My wife got hurt, so I knew I had cover fire.
I decided, since it was a little before seven on
his day, I'd go out and from front the guy
in my underwear turns out portly white guys an underwear
scare practic.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Way and go wrong on that one.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
I've found a bit more nerdy, shaking nerdy, a.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Little more nerdy. But yeah, you kind of nailed with
the inflection a little bit.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Also, never in my hero scenarios am I ever having
cover fire from my wife like I would get for
I love my wife. I would get shot in the
ass so fast.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
I need to take her up to shoot straight to
like figure out how to shoot some of these guns
of the house. Yeah, all right, you go to there's
there's one in long Castle bar.
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Oh, I don't go to that one.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Go to one that's the one I used to go to.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
But this to the castie. I'll check it off.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
Onemor this guy I know, Joe.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Here's my impression of get support from Jacksonville home see
being a fan of yours every morning takes out the
coast of mout ship like this morning, let's see how
well I did.
Speaker 15 (27:58):
Top of the morning boys for Jacksonville, Holmesey.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
It is so fun being a fatires man. Every morning you.
Speaker 15 (28:04):
Take us on this roller coaster of emotion like this morning,
you hit us one of the funniest things you've ever seen.
The show con Air wingis is comedy gold Dude, so funny.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
And then you tell us you ain't never been to
a waffle house.
Speaker 15 (28:17):
You ain't never been to waffle Houselah pass Wolfson will
be rolling his grave known as a monster on the air.
Speaker 6 (28:22):
They ain't never been a waffle house.
Speaker 15 (28:23):
Good point, Get your ass to waffle house, go start
a fight, and play the jukebox man swirl.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
All right, those are all fair critique.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Yeah, he's pretty right.
Speaker 3 (28:33):
I think this one's gonna be a lady. Okay, I
think this is.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
I'll talk like a lady.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Good Morning Monsters.
Speaker 10 (28:40):
So basically, Rust doesn't want to go on the train
with you guys because he's still mad that you guys,
you know, like, haven't gone with him boating probably why
so until you guys do that, he's gonna budge and
a fish wiggle song reminds me of the Goofy Goober
song from the SpongeBob movie.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Y'all Ryan listened to that.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Look up Goofy Goober rock Let's find out hot take
Morning Monsters.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
So basically, Russ doesn't want to go on the train
with you guys because he's still mad that you guys
haven't you know, gone with him.
Speaker 3 (29:08):
On the boating.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
That's probably why I'm til you guys do that. He
ain't got a budget. And that fish wiggle song reminds
me of the Goofy Goober song from the SpongeBob movie.
Ryan should listen to that. Look up goofy Goober rock.
I think that's the way that Ryan wants to fish
song to be.
Speaker 4 (29:28):
I've never heard it. I'm sorry, SpongeBob is a little
bit after my time.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
I've seen it. Did that guy?
Speaker 6 (29:35):
H Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
I think, uh okay, this guy's telling a joke. Hey,
why do you do that?
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Hey? A woman go A woman goes to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
The doctor says, I'm having morning sickness and cramping and unbloated,
and the doctor goes.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Do you think you might be pregnant?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
She thinks for a minute and goes, well, if I am,
I'm having batteries.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Ross I get.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
It hot take.
Speaker 16 (30:11):
Woman goes to the doctor says, doctor, I'm having morning
sickness and cramping and I'm bloated, And the doctor goes,
do you think you might be pregnant? She thinks for
a minute and goes, well, if I am, I'm having batteries.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
See you said it better your delivery. Deliver people delivery
this one. You get that delivery.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
I gotta cover symbol. Uh let's see.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Uh yeah, I can find six girls that smell like fish,
if you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (30:46):
Oh God, what hot tage?
Speaker 1 (30:52):
No, I can find six girls that smell like fish?
Speaker 2 (31:01):
He graged himself up.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
Okay, uh, this was just a nice shout out. I'm
gonna let this one.
Speaker 11 (31:08):
What's up, guys, Dave the tank guy here. Like to
give this guy some props.
Speaker 2 (31:13):
A couple of.
Speaker 11 (31:13):
Days ago, a few days ago, I ran into Paramore
in the parking lot of Publics at Mills and Colonial.
All I did was I looked at him and I said,
I know that mustache anywhere. He got a big old
smile on his face and.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Said, what's up, man?
Speaker 11 (31:26):
And I said not much, man, You're the best. And
he had got a big old grin on his face
and he said thank you and walking inside the store.
Speaker 3 (31:33):
Good dude, man, a great guy.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Let's see.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
Hot take okay this one this one, Hey you guys,
this is Trevor from Oklahoma. Great show this morning, Great shows.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Always.
Speaker 4 (31:51):
Just want to let you know that last segment with
Ray Trentley literally made me change my mood, lost my
aunt about a week ago, and you guys have been
keeping me moving forward. Thanks for that, Thank you for
all the laughs.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Ryan deserves Rays you threw that part.
Speaker 17 (32:06):
Hey, guys, it's strive from OKAC. Great shows so far,
this morning, great show as always. I just wanted to
let you know that that last segment with Ray Triendly
literally made me change my mood. Lost my aunt about
a week ago, and you guys have been keeping me
moving forward. Thank you for that, Thank you for all
(32:27):
the laughs. Ryan deserves a race.
Speaker 12 (32:36):
He's crazy with Angelice.
Speaker 2 (32:39):
What you got?
Speaker 9 (32:40):
Give me a follow on Instagram, Angelique Dancer and one
more minute poetry, and then give us a follow Real
Radio one O four one on all social media platforms.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Mister Angel, Hit me up on any social media platform.
It's official Angel.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
Email me Angel at Real Radio dof Remember Ryan, we
have a meeting today too.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Okay, Iya not gonna do it, got it? Get the meeting.
Ryan's got a whole different meeting.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Get to it today.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Follow me hold comedy.
Speaker 1 (33:07):
Hey, if you want to join us with the Monster
brewmus We're going to go on May the second. Three
incredible locations we got Intracoachal Brewing, Playland of Bruin and
Salty Sisters. Get your tickets while you can. We sold
out one bus. The other bus is halfway sold out.
Don't be left out join us. Go to Real Radio
Monsters dot com. I'm sorry, I will you go to
Real radeo Monsters dot com. Or you can go to
Real Radio dot them, Slash brew whatever you want to do.
(33:28):
Get your tickets. Stay tuned to the news. Jentke you
right after the Monsters in at three o'clock. It's Jim
Colbert Show. We're back tomorrow and Daisy, you'll be back
with us tomorrow to do our thing from Angelie Angel
and Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Sandly just mess up, Marymann and Wan awesome dancing Lady Russ.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
Hello World through Rock Rollers.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Hey guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
We gotta get.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Schwirls.
Speaker 11 (33:49):
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