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Like that plausible deniability and boom boom, like this is
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Not gonna act different. She already wrote something down.
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Yeah, alright, King at the Mark, King at Denmark brought
due by that mortgage guy down from that mortgage guy
don dot Com. More on him later, but today, oh man,
I got a special guest in with me today because
we are doing a show as the first night of
it is actually tonight at five point thirty, and it's
psych a diagnostic stand up therapy, comedy show.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Therapy comedy show and words I never thought i'd hear together.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, absolutely so or words we should hear together.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So I brought in licensed mental health counselor Amael La Cours.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I'm saying that right.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I've never actually said her last name out loud. Yeah,
it's whatever you want, okay. Amla le Cours is here
and she has put this show together and she has
some of the biggest heavy hitters in Orlando stand up
and we're talking on these different shows because there's there's
four different shows, but Miguel Cologne's on one, Ken Miller,
Roth Pageant, myself and a lot of other people from
that you've heard and have come through.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
James John as well tonight, yeall, and yes, one of.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Those guys is gonna be really a lot of trouble.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yeah, so the Miguel Cologne one should be. And that
guy he's had a life. He's had a life. Now
the show tonight is I'm not on this one. This
one is Miguel James John and who else Alina Sidiki,
who's amazing on hilarious, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What's the given?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
So Miguel gets up and does some stand up comedy
and then you're a to tell his psychological profile from that.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is that what it is? So I am a licensed therapist.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
So what I do first, I do therapeutic crowd work first,
So instead of mean crowd work, I do therapy with
the crowd and we make it fun and silly and great.
And then they come up, they do their stand up,
they do their set, they do their tight seven. Then
they come up, we do a session, the whole audience
ask questions. They're my psych support, and then I give
them a diagnosis and treatment recommendations based on their set.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Yeah, and she and we're not messing around. She's been
doing this for about fifteen years. Yes, and she said
she can can do everything. But prescribe medicine.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
I can't give you any meds. Like I can refer
you for medication, but I can't give you medication.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
That's really cool. Actually, I kind of want to go
see what.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It's a fantastic show idea. And you've done this for
how many years now?
Speaker 2 (03:47):
The psych show? About two years now. I've toured with it.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
We did it at the Fringe last year and sold
it out, and then I got four shows this year
the Yellow Venue at Orlando Shakes.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Have you ever had like a I have a really
bad prognosis here, but you know you clean it up
a little bit to not embarrass him?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Or do you just flat out and say everything?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
So I asked them before they go on, so I say,
do you, on a scale of one to ten, how
real do you want to get okay?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
And most of them say ten, they want to get
really real? What did Ryan say? I have to look
at his profile.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I think he's he doesn't mean that.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, he's very sensitive, is he?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Yeah? I'm so sensitive?
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Well, I am a therapist first, so I do try
to lock into it, and if I see him sweat
and too hard, I do pull back. But the hard
part is when my psych support, which is the audience
asked questions and can get kind of dicey with.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
That, right right. I had Donald Evans. I don't know
if you know him.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
He's kind of wild on stage, and he has a
whole bit about a mobile mammogram and one of the
women's like, how do you feel about sexual assault? And
he got really mad about it and he yelled at
her and he did it in character and so but
we talked through it and it was pretty therapeutic and
it was hilarious. So I try to be I try
not to be a jerk about it, but I also
do try to push like I would as a therapist
in real therapy.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Do you deal with fetishes at all?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
People?
Speaker 2 (05:12):
We got James on on today, okay, because he wears
his thong. He wears his little think.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
If you see James John out in public, just know
he's wearing a throat the ladies the big Lady's thong.
But like, okay, so we're talking earlier, Russ has a
fush foot fetish trew No, okay, licensed mental health counselor
am course you heard the show?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Then today I listen on the way would you what
would you call that? Thing.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
Yeah, that's a foot fetish. It's only a diagnosis if
it's ruining your life, right if you can't so, if
you I won't get to grabbing, if it's the only
way you can get your jollies is my feet, then
it's a problem.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I don't even have that. There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, so this is of women we had ugly.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
This is not a foot fetish. It's a foot hobby. Ryan, Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I'm glad you came in straightened them out of issues.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
I guess right. Like it's like it's something that you
care about. But if it doesn't keep you from loving,
would it keep you from loving the person that you're
with that they have bad feet?
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yes, yes, that would be a problem. There you go.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
You're if your partner started to have bad feet, would
you get no?
Speaker 1 (06:25):
No, no, no, no no not my wife.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Grandfather did their grandfather?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I can just remember her feet when they were hot. Yeah,
she had good feet.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, Mary Anna lost to I still love her, right,
that's nice of you. I love that. That is uh,
that's love.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
But you're not evaluating me right now, are you?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Okay, never you find it like people like like do
what like Russ does though, like just kind of did
there where you tell somebody you're a mental health counselor
and their immediate like.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
A little bit more like one.
Speaker 5 (07:02):
And I have like nice old lady face, so people
will like come out librarian face face, guidance counselor face.
People just see me and they're like, oh, I want
to cry in front of you. So yeah, I get
that every single day.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
It's a glasses is it. Yeah? Yeah, they are. They
are a bit disarming, for sure.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
She's a smart lady. She got big glasses, right.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
But like foot fetish one though not like that. Not
to harp on this, but I like the diagnosis. I
want to I wanted this.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Classic rhyme misdirection. We'll focus on him exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
But that's like, is that the most common one is?
Speaker 2 (07:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
I would say like textures are a big one, right,
Like people that really care about like nylons or textures
or leather and I can only get their jollys off
with the textures.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
That's a pretty big one. Interesting, but nowadays it's different though.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
We used to say that was a disorder and now
it's like you know, kink non shaming and stuff like that.
It's kind of like blurring the lines of what's a
problem and what's not a problem.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
How do you keep up with it?
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Because it is it is a job that's constantly changing.
You're constantly getting new information. It's it's not like your
planet scientists, where like one day they took out Pluto,
but everything else could remain the same, you know what
I mean. So how do you keep up with it?
Do you have to renews every so long?
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Yeah, you have to.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
License a k email that comes out every day.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
She's not just the same person really, Oh might just
be a sex therapist.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
So you as a licensed therapist, I have to keep
up my credits every single year. And then yeah, you
have to make sure you're keeping them up every four
years and taking not a test, but all your Yeah,
you have to re up at every single four years.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Let me ask you this because I was going to
a licensed mental health counselor for like a while.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I was.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
I went every week for about a year. But then
one day I'm talking to her and she and I'm
like telling her a real problem, right, and she goes,
when were you born? And gave her my birthday and
she goes, oh, that makes sense you're a virgo.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Oh no, I'm sorry, I go he instantly like, he
instantly stopped going.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
He stopped respecting them immediately immediately.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
I couldn't. I couldn't go back because I'm like, oh,
we're doing like astrological charts. I didn't know that was
part that's what That's not part of therapy, right, it's.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Whatever framework that person wants to work with. Right, And
so you might like, so we were talking about kinks.
If someone really likes kinks, and we're gonna work in
that framework.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
But if if you.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Don't, not a kink but it is licensed mental health
counselor just told you it was.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Some people that could be really therapeutic with because the
any way you're talking about your feelings is good.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Some people want to talk about it in that framework.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Some people want to talk about it with feet, some
people want to talk about it with wrestling.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Whatever works for you is what's gonna work.
Speaker 5 (09:38):
But if you don't respect that person or you don't
respect your therapist, it can harm you.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Let me ask you this because russ I liked I wrestling.
I like to find he said, like anyone, but rust
is always it gets on me. He makes fun of
me because he's like, oh, you got the A D
D to get the sprinkle of theism whatever. But I
like to out about myself right because it's helpful for
(10:02):
me to find to have the diagnosis and then like
know that like A, there's other people like me and
b there like if there are other people like me,
they've already gone down these paths before. Sure, how important
is an actual diagnosis? Most of the time, it's really helpful.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Like think about it.
Speaker 5 (10:20):
When you go look at your car, if you have
an issue with your car, do you want to just
have a gist of what's wrong with it?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:26):
You know everything that's going on?
Speaker 5 (10:27):
Yeah, And why why would you want to know that
the fixer thanks particular?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Same thing with your brain, same thing with your body.
Speaker 5 (10:33):
Like if we look at our bodies and our brains, like, oh,
this is something that's going on and I'm going to
understand it, and oh there's one hundred thousand people that
have the same issue and this has worked for them.
That's going to help you a lot quicker than just
being like, oh, I'm going to stuff this down for
forty years, you know what I mean, and just keep
on like stalling out your car until you die?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Who is the hardest generation to work with?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
I mean, is it the Boomers who, like you know,
they grew up, don't no therapy push it down?
Speaker 2 (10:58):
You got apathetic gen X series?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
You got to lend douchebags from the manisphere?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, I mean who is the hardest like group to
work with? In a real general sense.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
You know, I think it just depends on where they're
at in their journey, because I worked with all the
different ones, and it just depends on how fed up
they are with being sad. Now, if they're really repressed,
and I would say a lot of Boomers might be
really repressed, then those ones are hard to work with.
But then you have like the gen Z Gen Alpha,
who are kind of out in the middle of nowhere
with their brains and can't necessarily ground in. So it
(11:29):
just kind of depends on are you raising your hand,
oh she's.
Speaker 6 (11:33):
In the camera, because I I'm curious how a personal
on yourself takes us in. Dana White famously this past
week was on some other show and he was basically
making fun of men who share the fact that they're sad,
making fun of it like he doesn't understand that and
basically contributing or adding to that level of toxicity that's
out there for men to go seek out mental health. Right, Like,
(11:59):
what is your response to how do you how do
you take something like that from a guy like that?
Speaker 2 (12:03):
I think there's different ways because some men like that.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
Some men like to be made fun of and then
that'll make them go do stuff. I have a husband
and sometimes you have to make fun of them to
do it. But if he is making a big stigma
and like making people feel like they can't do it
or they're not manly because of their emotions, then that's
a problem, right, Because emotions are they're basically.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
Just a part of your body.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
They're your oil, They're they're what's coming out of your
body when you're something's happening. Right, So it's like the
man is filled with anxiety, it's the quicker you deal
with it, the quicker you move on with your life.
Just again, like the car, I'm using cars because your boys,
and I'm sorry that I'm assuming that you like cars.
But with a car, if you fix your oil quickly,
you can get back on the road.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Rights, how many people use their label? Right?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
They got a label or what I use their label
as an excuse to be late or to you know,
they're like, well, listen, I can't help, but I got
add I got this label.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
How many people use their their affliction as an excuse?
Webinar therapy right now, weapinar therapy. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
I feel like more often people that repress their issues,
that don't deal with it are worse at that.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Right someone that oh, I don't have ADHD, but.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Then they have time bindness, and then they they never
are on time, and they're like, oh, that's just me
as a man, you know what I mean. That's way
worse than saying, hey, you know what, I do have
time binydness. I might be a little late. I'm gonna
do my best. We'll work on it. Right A can
just stick around another SI?
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Absolutely?
Speaker 1 (13:32):
You say, okay, cool, we have to go to break
your shows tonight. If they want to get in Tonight's
Miguel Cologne, Yes, oh my god, get tickets?
Speaker 2 (13:40):
How do you get tickets?
Speaker 5 (13:41):
They can go to Florida Comedy Collective dot com and
they get scrolled on scroll down there there's four different shows.
Tonight's five thirty. It's only fifteen dollars. You got to
get a button. And then we have three other shows.
What do you do Ryan, Ryan? We have on Tuesday
May nineteenth, six ten pm.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
I'll just be guess getting back from the cruise exciting.
Who's all that is that?
Speaker 5 (14:05):
That one's Miguel, that one's James and Elena that's tonight okay.
And then on Ryan's we have Jake Clark, who's so funny,
and Jess Torres who's amazing and hilarious. And then next
one we have Ken Miller, Ross Pageant Joel Warren who
we love. And then the last one we have run
Napasat my Bestie, and then Jason Mantia and Austin Cleman
(14:25):
who's popping up on the internet a lot.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, very good, all right, we'll take a little break.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
We'll have more. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the
Monster of the Morning.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
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Speaker 1 (14:43):
Welcome back Juga Monsters in the Morning on Real Radio
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Speaker 3 (15:00):
Yeah, brought to you by that Mortgage Guy Don's and
that Mortgage Guy don dot com.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Thank you so much. Yeah, we're chill.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
We got so I'm doing, I'm doing Miguel Ross Paget,
We're all doing the psych Comedy Show presented by Amy Lecorse.
It's gonna be at the Orlando Fringe. Now tonight's the
first big night for that. Okay, So Miguel James Jean
is on that one tonight. It's at five point thirty.
It is at the Yellow Venue, which is at the
Orlando Shikes. It's on eight twelve East Robinson Street. If
(15:29):
you want to get tickets the tickets, you can go
to Florida Coomedycollective dot com. If you scroll down, it'll
say get tickets and that is how you get that.
I'll be doing Tuesday night, May nineteenth at six' ten
and the same Thing's Florida Comedy collective dot com is
the best way to do. It i'm also gonna do
An instagram post On Real radio Dot instagram and you
can check that out as. Well, Now, amy, yes you
(15:53):
know you're coming on the show and you did a
lot of, research meaning you actually listened to the show this.
Week And i'm, curious as a actual license mental health
counselor for the last fifteen or so, years would you
be able to give each one of us a quick, diagnosis.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
LIKE i, SAID i can do, it probably For rust and.
You i'd have to talk To Angel. MOORE i. Haven't
he's a black phone screen of a person that was a,
perfect perfect, analysis even on Like rust And Ryan.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Reasy.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
ANGEL i don't, Know.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Angel who talks for a living is somehow still a
mystery to.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
People and that's the. Bread but what deis his screen
on his? Phone it's just? Black maybe avoided?
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Personality MAYBE i think so there's.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
No, picture no picture? Black? Yeah is it for a?
Cause are you doing it? For Black Lives? Matter is still?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
GOING i think it's because he if he looks into,
it he can see. Himself he uses it as a
mirror and he's got an ego and.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
That's very narcissistic that.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
He's the narcissa one one each other in group. THERAPY
i love. THIS i love. It, yeah is that a?
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Thing is?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
THERE i know there's a couple of, therapy but do
three friends come in absolutely we.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Could have you ever seen The metallica?
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Documentary, yeah, YEAH i would love to be a band. Therapist,
yeah because all of the people in the band go
to therapy together and it's.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
Awesome, okay it's really.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
Good, Yes so you, guys if you guys want, to,
YEAH i could do group therapy with you whenever you're.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Ready, boy.
Speaker 5 (17:27):
You need a charge double see each other five hours a.
Day so it's a big relationship with sound LIKE i,
mean can we do an example right?
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Now? Absolutely? Ready?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Sure, Yeah, okay so we're here. Today what's the main
problem the three of you are facing today all the?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Time all the.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Time i'm right all the.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Time, yeah and they're wrong and there.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
SMARTER i hear. THAT i hear.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
That.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Ryan how does that make you?
Speaker 1 (17:53):
FEEL i know that is the? Issue else is that
the is?
Speaker 2 (18:00):
YOU i feel like you're being avoided right. Now you
don't want to talk about, It, Angel.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
No not at. ALL i love talking about the fact
that we're right and he's.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
WRONG i would, say, Yeah i'm. Not i'm never teaming.
Up first of, All i'm never teaming. Up that's not a,
thing a conscious thing me And angel are doing. Right
we just happen to know he's, wrong THEN i.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
End up being, right and they never mentioned you're right
about that he was right one time and the one
time that he was right that he's.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Running what's the age?
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Gap i'm sixty, one sixty, One i'm thirty, Nine, OKAY i.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Fall somewhere in. Between we only learned the other.
Speaker 5 (18:36):
Day sibling issues or daddy issues with these two towards.
Speaker 1 (18:40):
You, maybe oh it's daddy. Issues yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
Yeah problem with authority with these two maybe?
Speaker 6 (18:47):
No, no, no, yeah. Yeah he represents the white. Man
it's definitely definitely an authority. ISSUE i feel Like i'm
working through a lot working.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
With him right fifteen years, later it's pretty, GOOD i
will say.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
This.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Amy so for, ME i grew up listening to this
show like literally as a. Child my mom and my
grandma would have it on in the cars we drove.
AROUND i have a single, Mom so there is.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
A version of, LIKE i was sort of raised By
russ and around LIKE i can sort of agree with
that BECAUSE i do have that kind of contentious relationship
with him at.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Times that's not HOW i got into.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
This how did you get into?
Speaker 5 (19:28):
It? Angel, Actually Jim, phillips that was your first Duddy.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Jim SO i don't team up on.
Speaker 3 (19:39):
HIM i look AT i look at it, like here's my,
goal right as far as this show, GOES i am
trying to Make russ grow emotionally and as a. Person
you feel that because you know he's he's the guy
that he, is you, know and and he's been very,
successful but also he's got some learning he could do
kind of.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Growing do you Think russ would benefit from M, yeah
what do you?
Speaker 3 (20:00):
THINK i think HE'S i think over time he's become
much more empathetic than when when you first.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Started you're taking credit for. That huh, yeah oh, yeah
that's in the.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Last fifteen, years that's Been, yes.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
What are you talking?
Speaker 1 (20:17):
About that's the?
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Truth, yeah, yeah but you know it's so you, KNOW
i look at it like as jovial teasing is WHAT
i do To. Russia it's never it's never in, seriousness
it's always in, ingest but it is with the ultimate
goal to make him a better, person and it's been working.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Swimmingly what what what is this noise.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Out of your?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Face, well it sounds Like, ryan you have some control.
Issues may.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Like you're trying to control this atmosphere and his emotions
and his mood for some kind of.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Reason what do you think that is raised by?
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Alcoholics, yeah so you're hypervigil, yes, RIGHT i am as.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
WELL i was raised by alcoholics as.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Well so when you grow up in a house like,
that you want to control every situation that you're, in
especially the, vibes right because.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
And you know what makes them? Mad so you do
you tied it like a song and dance your way
out of?
Speaker 7 (21:12):
It? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah do you do that with women?
Speaker 5 (21:15):
Too that's like what a lot of if a lot
of men do that to get women to talk to them,
later you know WHAT i? Mean SO i don't know
if that's part of, It like when you're mean to
a girl so they think about you and then they
call you.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Later is that what you do with a lot of your? Relationship,
No i'm just, Misogynistus, NO i. DON'T i don't think.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
So IF i really had to think about, IT i don't,
So Jess russ just, Right, yeah because.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
This lady is a.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Pro why do you think that? Is? Why why just?
Me why does She because you're the authority figure in my?
Life you're the, MAN i, guess So i'm the.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
Man just call, me but this Is can you come
in once a? Week we need to do therapy once a. Week,
god you should come. Here oh my, GOD i would love.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
That that's not a bad.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Idea we can make that.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
HAPPEN i would love.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
It, Russ how do you feel about all the things
that he's?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Saying does that matter to? You is it getting to?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
You?
Speaker 2 (22:23):
No, no, no, NO i figured all that was probably.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
It, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, WELL i mean you
get annoyed by him making you? Grow do you get
annoyed by them trying to make you?
Speaker 7 (22:32):
Grow?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
No not at. All matter, Fact i've learned a lot From,
angel to be honest with.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
You, no he's getting perspective from the you, know because He's,
hispanic and you, know a different point of view things
THAT i don't really hear from a lot of other.
People i've learned a lot from Him. RYAN i, listen
know What ryan, says but a lot of it to
me makes no sense because he has more of a
a WHERE i feel LIKE i have like a super
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positive outlook and. Everything he has the total opposite of,
it and it drives me. Nuts and he's more. Pragmatic,
yeah AND i want to see him be, successful And i'm, like,
dude to be, successful you got to think like. This
but he doesn't like to listen to me Because i'm
like the daddy figure and he don't listen to half
the STUFF i say Created Russ. Ryan now he's going
to keep referring TO i don't like, it will end
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up doing WHAT i said a couple of days later
and then pretend.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Like it was his.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Idea, well a LOT.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
I done that if someone on the, spectrum a lot of,
times it takes them time to process information.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Differently SO i know a lot of people that will say.
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Oh, no, no no immediately and then it'll take them,
time and then they will take it, later and it
took them time to really think it. Through they can't
maybe make that decision right at this moment because there's
a lot of.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Stimuli so does he realize that when he finally makes
it in his, head does it go?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Dead he was? Right does he think you ever have
you ever done?
Speaker 9 (23:54):
That?
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Later first stop for bringing yourself his. Daddy that is not.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Jump out a.
Speaker 3 (24:03):
Window I'm i'm so happy to be.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
Here he solved so many problems or created added way.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
More it is backfired.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Hard after Sure i've learned a. Lot i've learned a
lot From rush as. Well it's financial. Exactly if we're
gonna call him, daddy just call me the.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Teacher, yeah because you get to be behind us like
real and metaphorical.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Glasses.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
Yeah, no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
No you know what she said is one hundred percent
because a lot of this plays out in front of,
me and so it's almost Like i'm talking to A
tv or to a, program you. Know SO i always
do feel left out of. Everything so that he. Stuff
it's not a purpose because he's in another it's because
it's because of the nature of. This there's a lot
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of like inter stuff that, happens AND i can see it,
happening and THEN i try to comment on, that and
they're like arguing with, me AND i was, LIKE i
CAN i just saw how whatever happened there.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Happened, Yeah and that's all comment.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
On do you prefer to be on the outside or
you want to be one HUNDRED i.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Don't want to be in.
Speaker 6 (25:09):
One why is that it gets weird in? Here it
gets weird in. That, yeah it gets weird by their own,
admission it gets.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Weird in the emotions get.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
WEIRD i think so, yeah all, that and SOMETIMES.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
I don't know IF i, Yeah AND i don't know
HOW i would BECAUSE i know HOW i am, yeah
and So i'd probably be more concerned about, like oh,
damn it's always better When angel's over, there BECAUSE i
could get like too, real.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Baby you don't get, lonely not at.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
All, no but that has more to do with me
being An Air force.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Brat being An Air force. Brat, yeah so you're growing.
Up it was easy for you to kind of be
on the. OUTSIDE i don't make real like all my
connections are all. Superficial they're not Really you've been here fifteen.
Years i've been in this. Building i've been in the
building Eighteen i've been his producer.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Fourteen how close would you, say artha daddy to this?
Guy don't? DADDY i keep. GOING i, LIKE i think
with this scale of one to, ten help right, HERE.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
I would say that that's probably the most Connected i've
been in a job setting in. Ever so it would
probably be like a, Six and for, him that's that's.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
High, yeah thank you so. Much we gotta do this
more like, exactly, yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Said tixic is blowing. Out if they want you to
come in at least once In this show needs constant.
Therapy it's this. Show you got to come in.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
Here Oh, mike you got to bring on A thursday With. Daisy,
yeah that'll be. Interesting yeah all.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Right, Well, amy thank you so, Much and you can
check out Her friends show tonight at five point thirty
in too The Yellow. Venue you can get tickets by
going To Florida Comedy collective.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Tickets.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Yeah obviously she's very good at what she. Does, uh
this is a ton of. Fun and then things.
Speaker 5 (26:59):
There even get to the feet, stuff and we didn't
get to the sandwich stuff THAT i wanted to.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Get you're coming, Back there's, always there's always the next,
time for. Sure definitely coming back because that stuff ain't.
Changing where are sandals when you come? Back oh my?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
God, anyways On Tuesday may, Nineteen i'll be doing the.
Show so that'll be A Tuesday may. Nineteenth you can see,
me you can see some other comedy friends of mine
And amy as. Well it's gonna be a ton of.
Fun and you can go To Orlando comedy or excuse,
Me Florida Comedy collective dot com to get the.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Tickets, amy thank you so, Much thank, you thank. You
for coming in when we come, back and time to
play your hot takes in your. Messages don't go. Anywhere
you're listening to The monsters of the. Morning Real radio
is did You Colbert?
Speaker 2 (27:50):
SHOW i Mean ferrari was always my first love because
Of Tom.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Selleck my next door neighbor In Green bay had that
for lay on it and take a.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Photo, really where's? That how? Old WERE i was like?
Speaker 10 (28:02):
Fourteen Did Jim Colbert show weekdays at three On Real
radio one oh four point one.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
With heavy delaced one four point. One so we talked
To amy and invited her to come back Next. Thursday
Where's daisy is here THAT i want to? See?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
So, uh counseling with us And daisy should be really.
Speaker 6 (28:29):
Fun couldn't that just for everybody hitting up in the? Touching,
yes that instantly made it to best.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Off, yes that will be Best yeah for. Sure. Damn
she was. Great her laugh was. Wonderful she's, yeah that's.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Fantastic that's sharp as attack man.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Risky having her come, IN i really didn't know what
was going to.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
Happen i've only really spoken to her a few times
around and just doing comedy.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
STUFF i didn't realize how. Good she was at her. Job,
yeah so so do you feel left?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Out?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Yeah, boy right in therapy. Mode that is nail nailing.
It that was really.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Great SO i enjoyed. That do we have any hot
takes or? Messages?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Right we. Do if you want to be part of the,
show go The iHeartRadio. App he's the talk back.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Function you can hear yourself on them monsters after this
of the Song, boom hot, Take.
Speaker 11 (29:13):
Good morning, fellas It's brian And Ormond. Russ you gotta
have that girl in every. Week that's a weekly segment
waiting to. Happen, look how good your Boy ryan. Did
he's just please daddy to.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
The don't call him, daddy good Boy, ryan daddy.
Speaker 11 (29:29):
Issues let's see her feet for all of, it.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Don't, Know Uncle russ was bad.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Enough hot.
Speaker 12 (29:38):
Take that was hilarious Having amy in, There but be
careful having her in there too, often because then you
run the risk, of you.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Know fix. Things, yeah we don't want to.
Speaker 12 (29:48):
Watch you guys all in. Harmony that's that's not. Fun,
hey with the girls with the grapes stomping out the,
grapes what if they came out and put their their
footprints on like a post, board a piece of, paper
and each one of them signed their. FOOTPRINTS i like that, Anyways.
Speaker 13 (30:10):
Hot Take Morning monster chantel. Here SO i didn't want
to hop on it to, say you guys really do
feel like coworkers to.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
Me at this.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
POINT i work from, home so every MORNING.
Speaker 13 (30:19):
I just pop you guys on the YouTube, channel and
you guys just make my morning so much. Better for
anybody that doesn't watch on, YouTube you need to get your,
grandchildren your, cousin your daughters or kids to help you
set up the, app because it's just ten times. Funnier
you get to see everybody's real lifetime, reactions gestures and side.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Eyes.
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Amazing that was good.
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Advertising they appreciate. That sometime we're going to make that a.
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Commercial everybody would do. That you got to send that
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she talking about that the side?
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Iron you, KNOW i mean not, me.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
But, yeah yeah it's Not.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
DAD i just did. It, now it's me, said let's
See hot beg your.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Fault all that little therapy session confirmed WHAT i already.
Speaker 2 (31:10):
Suspected russ is an overgrown. Child ryan is somewhere on
The spectrum And, angels the most spiritual deep person on the.
Show i'm, SORRY i call you're a. Proser Hot Take Morning.
Monsters it's The Erica vinel.
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christ autry BECAUSE i snuff backstage At rockville last year
to get him to sign my leg and a fun
fact he.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
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show her.
Speaker 14 (32:28):
FEET i really want to See lucy's, seats Like, LUCY
i love your.
Speaker 7 (32:35):
FEET i never thought.
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Hey Morning, Monsters Robin. MICHIGAN i don't know if my
other dispatch dispatch listened to. ME i don't know my
other hot take went. Through uh so just leaving this
one and be quick about, It russ with defeat. Thing
just just accept. It it's a wonderful. Thing don't let
them bully you say that you love feet and and
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wrong with a good foot during some sexy.
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