April 20, 2026 • 34 mins
MONDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness was the judge of a Mac & Cheese contest. Best trailer park foods! Hands free driving. Waymo all over Orlando. Technology. Do you need a toliet in the car? Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:09):
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on it and I want to wear it, but I
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Speaker 4 (01:50):
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Speaker 3 (01:55):
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Speaker 1 (02:12):
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Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, but I don't have a bet technically on the
Eastern Conference championship.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Are you counting the money yet? Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
The money is spent in my head to getting Angels,
getting a PS five Angelic is getting a you know,
I'll buy a palette of her books. H huh uh, Ambernova,
I'll buy buy a T shirt?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What do I get?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Just my respect general general.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Boat? Some doesn't seem right about that.
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Now I'll get you something. You're the man who has everything.
You know what I mean? You're hard to shop for.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Does your boat have a spotlight?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Angel got me a really cool uh uh the vinyl
record of the Kiss Dynasty album.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
But that's the thing like you, technically, even though you're
hard to you're hard to shop for.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
For real. You're one of those people that are easy.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
To shop for in a surface level because I know
what you like, right Like, I know that you like
you like kiss, you like boating, stuff, you got, you got.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Things, But that Batman, it.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Feels very surface level. I want to get you something,
you know a little bit more. What what's your battery Daddy?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Like the gift that you don't know you need until
you have it, and you're like, oh wow, I love
the battery Daddy. I love I love that it's called
the battery Daddy. It's for the listeners. It's it's just
it's like a briefcase that holds batteries and it's all like,
you know, it's got.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
All the slots for a's, c's, d's, all of them.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And there you go the things to see if they're
dead or not.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, yeah, it checksas seas are dead. And I like it.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I like to open it, look in there and close
and I go, thank you, battery daddy. It's just it's
just a little fun thing that I do.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
When I gave it to you, you threw it in the
corner and you didn't even.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Take it home for like three weeks because it's on paper.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Stupid gift it was. It was not not a good
looking gift, it turned out. But that's my life, right,
Like as you get older, you get more uh, practical gifts,
you know, like when you're a kid, you want to
you want the Nintendo or whatever, but as an adult,
like get me a good set of knives.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah. But so to that point, the Russ is in
that position where he gets to buy his all his toys. Yes,
so it makes it more difficult to find true you know.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, he has everything. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I can't wait to be a millionaire. Come on, magic,
I need you to need you to pull it through.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I had a fun weekend, though, I got to judge
a macaroni and cheese contest.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh yeah, you told us about that. Where where was this?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That was an hour Glass Brewing And how'd you get
bet at that?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
When I happened there?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Well, okay, so we talked about it on the show.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's actually Angel's segment where you and he took what
it was. He brought that up and I was like, oh,
that sounds like fun. And that's down the street from me.
Uh and my friend Lexi works there as a bartender.
So we went there and I'm like, I don't know
what to think about mac and cheese, you know, Oh
my gods, and it was there was There was eleven competitors,
(05:03):
I think, and I thought, like, I guess they're replacing
their chili cookoff that they normally do once a year.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
And they replaced it with mac and cheese this year.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
And I'm thinking, much like the Monster's Chili Cookoff or
the Crimeline Chili cook Off, I thought there was gonna be.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Like Kangaroo and like all these different kinds. It turns
out what a lot of these people did. Most of
the people went with a standard mac and cheese, like
just what when.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
You think they didn't take any chances.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
No chances taken, but it was What was really surprising
was how many variations of the standard mac and cheese
there can be a right like one one team didn't
even go noodle. They went shells, which was a good
move in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
They didn't want to do the lobster mac and cheese. No, no, any.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Want to do a spicy mac and chees.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yes, there was a jalapeno mac and cheese.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Sounds delicious, it was.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
But one guy went and tried to go outside of
the box.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I mean they were there was a hubbub about this
mac and cheese before we even started. People were like,
there's a French onion soup mac and cheese.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
And I'm like, I don't think that goes And I
was like, that's probably gonna be amazing, And it turns
out no, it was the worst one.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Don't go outside the.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Box, right And so like you know, they give you
two coins like basically the jut you pick your top
two trying all of them, and honestly, the one that
won for me was just like that standard like family
cookout Sunday after church mac and cheese.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
There you go take a nap right after you've eaten
a bowl of it.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah. The closest place that has this kind of mac
and cheese is like Sonny's. Yeah, It's like it's just
that basic mac and cheese.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And when people were trying to fancy it up where
they went like kind of like a crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Noodle like a rotini or something, I'm like, ye, don't it.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Just because that's what I was gonna say. I'm not
like I get the shells and stuff like that, but
I like the standard macaroni noodle. Where you use it
up really is the level of cheese or how many
cheeses or.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
What one was a memory that reminded me that I'm
always just going to be a poor kid at heart.
And that was the mac and cheese that took cut
up hot dog and put it in there.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
You ever had a hot dog mac and cheese?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You know, I'm not a big mac and cheese guy.
What you look like?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Your name would be big mac and chees.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
You were raised on trailer park food.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
This is the trailer park food of all trailer park foods.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And I agree with everything you're all saying. For some
of my mom never. We never did mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh dude, Like my whole childhood was mac and cheese.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And now being an adult looking back and realizing single mom, bam, yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
The leader of the little of the middle. Many hot dogs, yeah,
Beanna sausages.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
My mom would just take straight up regular ass hot dogs.
I don't even I think she cooked the hot dogs
in the mac and cheese and like that would be
dinner for like three days.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
But then if we were being.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Fancy, we had tuna noodle cash role and it was
just and cheese.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
And like.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I was eating the mac and cheese, excuse me, the hot.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Dogs, and I was instantly brought back to being like
seven years old. It was like a warm, fuzzy feeling
and I'm like, I can't explain why, but this one
definitely wins.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And it did.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And it was just standard maca cheese with hot dogs.
And I think I'm gonna go. I want to kind
of make my wife make it, like, like have my
wife make me some really trashy food.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
From when I was a child, I.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Was the one that was out of a box that
was San Francisco's treat Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Rice no Ris, San franciscore No.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
You're thinking Hamburger helper.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I also had Hamburger helper and then and race any I.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Remember Hamburger helped. My neighbors had Hamburger helper and these.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Have Hamburger helper and toaster shootls, and I was like,
these people are rich.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Hamburger helper was good. Yeah, it's still good.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
It is, but it's the last time you had some
habigger helper.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Right, it's been a while, but I boy, I remember
liking it.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I lots of burger.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, no, I remember.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
We should do Ryan, You're I think you're hitting the
nail on heavy. We should do a monstrous event where
we bring all everybody bring these uh trailer park foods.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh yeah, bring your trashy food.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, screw the crimeline cookout. Like if you don't, Barbie's
not gonna run with it. We'll do the We'll do
the crime line trash dunking.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
On Detective bar right now.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Harp said she was gonna do it, right, we got
to do a whole other fan So we do spam,
Hamburger helper, mac and cheese, Vianna sausages, the canned meats.
We have the whole canned meat division.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I remember the Vienna sausages.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I wasn't allowed to eat them as a kid because
that was like the expensive food and it was like
it was my mom would keep them like way high
top on the top shelves so I couldn't get to them.
So even then today, to this day, I was still like,
ooh Vienna sausages.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Like when I see it plate, I'm like, wow, this party.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Is How did you eat your Vanna sauses?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Just gobbled them down, cut it in half.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Put them on on bread and salmon.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
They little tiny ones, right.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But he's but you cut them in half so they
fit on the sandwich.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
But how many sausages? So you're putting the whole.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Guys, we need to do trashy food day here on
the Monsters. You're absolutely right, Angel. We all need to
bring in our own dish like a potluck, but like
of like terrible uh poor people food that we would
eat growing up.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Are you rustle? You're gonna do Hamburger helper? If you
if you're picking one, is that the one you do?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I probably would?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
All right, I think spam.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But people might think we're trashy guys God for being
rush Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well look I love making memories. That was a lot
of fun. Uh So I really enjoyed that. And you
know what else, I enjoy getting my goat, just going
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Speaker 4 (11:08):
And so it shall be all.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Right, more big dumb fun when we come back. Don't
go anywhere. You're listening to the Monsters in the Morning, Paul.
(11:30):
Just when I thought everything had been invented, Welcome back
to the Monsters in the Morning on Real Radio one
oh four point one. I'm Russ Rollins along with Angel
and Ryan, and the keyword this hour was deposit.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
You still can try to win that thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Go over to Real Radio FM and plug that in
all day long, keep trying. We'd love to see you
when a grand from the station. You got to answer
the phone about an hour afterwards, because if you don't
pick up, they're not going to give you the money.
They'll move on to the Yeah, I'll move on to
call somebody else. So I will say that, you know,
I got just got this new vehicle twenty twenty six Hummer,
you know, EV. And it's got all these features I've
(12:09):
never had on a vehicle before, you know, and some
features I'm like, I don't know why I needed that,
but you know whatever, Like like like the the thing
with not putting your hands on the steering wheel. I
will sit there and go, I don't know why I'm
doing this because like, just as easy keep my hands
on the steering wheel. I've been doing it for you know,
fifty some odd year whateverever I've been doing it. But
I'll sit there just because the novelty of it, all right,
(12:31):
And then it'll switch lanes by itself I'm like, I
don't know why I need this, but you know, but just.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Reminded me of a video of Song for the Week,
and that was just tearing up the internet. This young
lady takes her grandpa and his best friend, these dudes,
like we're in World War two, they're older, older guys,
and they go for their first ride in a waymo
Russ and I don't know if you guys saw the
story also with Waimo. So they've opened Weaimo to all
of Orlando now, yeah, so they can go everywhere. But
(12:58):
so it's her and her grandpa and his best bud
and like again, uh, you know military guy, old school
military guys. I think they're in their our late eighties
or something like that, and just seeing their minds explode. Yeah,
that's it, right, Yeah, that's the video. It's the most
adorable thing that you've ever seen with these two old
guys getting in there and just like marveling, like what
you said, at the technology, how's it doing? I forget
(13:20):
the name of the of the Waimo quote unquote driver.
It was the ladies, but they're like, where's so and so?
Where she at? How's this happening? And the ones. The
dad is the guy in the red shirt Russ and
he's like, I will never forget this moment.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh really, yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
It's it's probably one of the like cuter you know.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I felt the same way when I got into Weimo
the first time when I was in Texas. It's it's
shocking and it's weird and it feels wrong, and then
you just get used to it very fast.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's the thing, is getting used to it, like me
getting used to not having my hands on the steering
wheel and I don't have to have my you know,
poot on the gas because it's going the right. Uh,
you're getting used to it. But this is uh, this
is something. Tell me if you could have this in
your vehicle, would you want it?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Now a Chinese car company has now patent oh the toilet.
It's in vehicle toilet which can be built into the
passenger seat.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Which okay, that's so the passenger can go. I guess
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
You would move so basically where the passenger quote unquote
seat would be, that's where it's gonna be, so that
you would move to that seat.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Man, is that really necessary?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
I have so many questions, like ventilation questions.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, because listen, like I had an V right in
RV it never smelled and it doesn't smell good.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I mean that was exactly because like, for example, you know,
you get into an uber, know you hate it when
you get into the fart uber and you know it's
just the driver and you're like, oh, dude, come on, So.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
This will not really take off, right, I bet you.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
It's crazy popular us, you think, because you got to
imagine that the first one they're saying this toilet technology
and that part of the world. It's through the roof
a ready, so they're you know, if I'm going to guess,
or taking the top level of the toilet technology and
putting it in one of their cars.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
See it from the drawings.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It seems like it slides out from under the seat
and you hit a button and it pops up and
you can do what you gotta do, you know why?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah? Where do you?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Where are you dispose of all this?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Where does that want to go? You can't be throwing
that out on the highway.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Ryan Angel doesn't even want to eat in his car. Definitely,
you definitely don't want to do that in your car.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Not for me.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, you're never eating on the toilet? Is that a
crazy thing?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I do not?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
No one eats on the toilet?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Disgusting?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, right, yours ever done that?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Why would you mix those?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Like you know you no never had food? And they
ryan hitting hitting.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I was so like I remember like when I first
like had my first beer, and like I go into
the bathroom and I would like drink the beer while
i'd go number one, and they'll be like, look, I'm
just like, I'm like doing it right away.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Okay, I've done that.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I want to share that.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't even know why I shared that just now anyway, moving, Yeah,
that's that's one of those I should kept to myself.
I like, I've seen not that, but this guy who
made a motorized scooter that is a toilet, which is
very fun.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
H's not a toilet too, Yeah, but he's not dropping trial.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah okay, well look people have ibs, guys. I think
that it's more of a practical invention, like there are
people out there. My buddy and I like crones and
he it was it was much like that commercial where
they show you on TV where the lady's driving in
a van and.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Her seat is a toilet.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Some people just gotta go when they got to go,
and there's not restrooms everywhere, it's not always easy to
get to. So as much as I want to make
fun of it, I could see it being a thing
in a very useful way. But imagine you're driving and
you look over and you see, like, you know how
when babies you hold a baby and then they poop
their pants and they make that face. Right, You're just
looking over the car next to you and you see
that face. Yeah, like whoa, hey.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
This is gross. What see I'm seeing the inmage. So
the company is called Series S E R E. S.
Ryan Okay, and yeah, this is so rudimental. I was thinking,
like super fancy. Oh this is this is awful.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
And that's the toilet in the car.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yeah, and the is a built in fan and exhaust
piper are designed to remove the odors from the cabin.
That's not gonna work.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
No, no, yeah, look at that.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
That's the end.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
That's this is a goof It lies bad.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, that's from the BBC.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Yeah, this is a goof story.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Nobody wants it interesting.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I wouldn't even Yeah, no, I wouldn't even if they
added that to the hummer, I'd say, no, thank you, No,
don't need it. No, Hey, I me answering this question
because Angel, you're going through this right now, you're going
through you know, your favorite band has now been inducted
or will be inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
So, as a fan, does that excite you to that
make you happy?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Is it like? As a fan it does because it's
a culmination of again, because you've known me long enough.
So I never thought that they were going to get
back together. They got back to together. Not only did
they tour, but they did a world tour that were
crazy successful, seeing the outpouring of goodwill to the band
and particularly from the United States of America. For the
biggest dates were dates that they did here in the
United States, which were which was bigger than all the
(18:22):
other times that they toured. Yeah, and then now the
Move the concert movie that's getting ready to come out,
which is like something they've already shot there, it's like
sixty hours long. They're trying to figure that out. There's
going to be a live album. The rumor is that
they're recording a new album. So and so so all
the good will. It makes me excited for the band.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
So would say it is good will if you're if
you're a fan of sort of validation, like, yeah, I
told you this band was, you know, gonna make it
one day. I knew you know, I knew it because
that's how I felt when Kiss got in right the
same way. So, uh, Iron Maiden has said, and Iron
Maiden has been pissed off for years because they weren't inducted,
because they weren't considered and everything, and now that they're
(19:02):
going to be inducted, you know, you would think they'd
just drop everything to come and be a part of
this induction. They said, no, they're not even gonna go.
They're like, listen, we're on tour. Our fans always come first.
They already had two shows planned in Australia, ones on
the fourth see the induction ceremonies on the fourteenth. They
(19:23):
had a show already planned for the thirteenth and the fifteenth,
and they're like, yeah, we won't be enough time and
we're not going to go. But insiders are saying they
weren't going to go anyway because they're just they're pissed
off that they got ignored. And my only thing is
if you if you're saying that the fans come first,
I think the fans would get a big kick out
of you going and performing at the Rock and Roll
(19:46):
Hall of Fame, showing everybody how it's done and being
a part of history.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Like that, you can.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Reschedule one of those other concerts for like the sixteenth
or something, and still do something that would ultimately make
the fans.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Happy, shoul educating in their fans what a terrible institution
the actual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is and
how shady and weird and corrupt it is. And you
go about your life and you perform to the fans
that paid the money to be there. I'd be so
pissed it Like it's like, oh, we had to reschedule
this concert because we're gonna do the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
And I'm like, well, okay, I guess I'm not fan
of you guys anymore. Have a good death.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I would not feel I feel the exact opposite, because
what I think by going and they're being inducted to
perform it is for the fans.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
It makes the fans super happy.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
And proud fans it's for the institution.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You're getting all deep into it most on surface gee,
on surface level. Most people don't look at it like
you look deep into it like that. It's it's it's
an honor for the band. They finally got it in.
I think most iron made their.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Argument though, Resta are not going because I didn't. I
wasn't aware of this. But this is the their fifty
year anniversary of the band, right so the tour right now,
being fifty year anniversary of the for the band, is
kind of a big thank you to the fans. So
you're gonna get and I get it. Yes, they can
schedule clivery, schedule, but then you're you're you're putting off
you know, let's say thirty thousand fans, forty thousand fans
(21:09):
for you know, ten thousand and five. However many people
get to attend.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
This show, Well, it's not for who attends the show.
It's also broadcast nationally. And also it's it's it's around forever.
You know, it's the it's the Dutch.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
They're not going to get it taken away.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
And I think I think most people hate their rock
and roll Hall of Fame. I would say the contingent
out there. If you do that to go just do
like a look at Me show when you've got to
set between fifty and seventy thousand people in an audience.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Will you want to be offended by that?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I think it's an honor to be inducted and it'll
go down in history.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Don't.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
But they don't lose. They don't how about this rest.
They don't lose anything. They're still going to be inducted,
They're still be included. The only thing that you don't
get is the quote unquote Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame performance. But they're on tour right now for the
fiftieth anniversary. Right as a fan, I think I'd rather
see them on tour than have them do this. I'm
just saying, do you think Oasis will perform?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
No? No, you don't think they will either. So you
won't have Oasis.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You won't have Iron Maiden, Billy Idol probably will.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Billy Idols Bell later.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Wu Tang will not right, They're not gonna perform, absolutely
will Oh they will.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Okay tour right now? Okay, so they because of the
significance of it, So you think.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
They will okay? Joy Division New Order they will. They
ain't got any.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
That would that would I think they. I think they'll
have they'll bring in some other artists to help them
pull that off.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yet, right, that's what they're gonna have to do, bringing
another artists for this one, because you got several of
the acts that probably won't perform for the for the
induction ceremony.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Good burn it down, you know.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
What, Right, I'm kind of with you. I would like
in general, I would love to see what, like how
most people receive the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
Like what their thoughts on, like if do they like
because as of the last few years, when we cover this,
when we've exposed how kind of FRAUDU went the voting
is or how kind of scammy it is. Yeah, there's
(23:08):
that part of it. Are are people able to separate
that part of it and still like dig it because
of their band? And then how many people have actually
been to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
I don't think Yeah and said it was a cool experience.
You know the people the.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
People I know who have gone, they I love it
was cool and I still want to go. But then
you got to go to Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah, that's the problem and you're just stuck in Cleveland.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, So we've talked about it, and Mary Ellen knows
that I want to go, but to make a to
actually get the air flight everything and make a trip
to Cleveland a while, it seems.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Like there's got to be something, you know what else.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Was going on there. That's the true story. She looked
and she saw this thing. She was, look, they're doing
a talk show host even one of those uh talk
show hosts conventions, and she's like, it's it's in Cleveland, Ohio,
near the Rock and a Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
You want to go to it? And I'm like, Eh,
the last.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
I don't know to do homework?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, I don't need. What are they gonna tell me?
I don't know. I don't need.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I don't need to go to the morning show, you know,
boot camp?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Boot camp.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah, we lost a guy over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Who Bob and Tom. Bob right, Bob and Bob and Tom.
I think it was Tom.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, you know what, I've heard of Bob and Tom
for many, many years, but I never actually heard their show.
I've always heard from the comedians that come in here.
They would say things, you know, about Bob and Tom
God hated.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Yeah, I remember about that, and they.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Didn't like them because they would they would go in
on their show and they were like, be funny, Yeah, funny.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Hast be the way that I have taking those guys in.
I've seen a couple of clips here, but I've always
enjoyed when all the other comments to come in and
run them down.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
That's what they did feel about that. My friend I
didn't know.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
It is the first time I learned radio shows had writers.
I didn't know, Like because my friend Mark Gagna used
to be a writer for them.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well, Howard's got writers soon?
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Really?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yeah, that boils my mind.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah, all right, my writers, you're my writer.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You're writing all my jokes.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Thanks, You're welcome body.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
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Gonna be a big party.
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Pretty much all of us are going, added folks. I
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I think we got good.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
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All of us are going. It's gonna be a great time.
Going to three locations and warn to Tiffany's Bar. Remember
Tiffany was on the show for many many years. She's
got her own place in Cocoa Beach, and she's welcome
(26:45):
all of the Monster fans to come out there. We've
sold out one bus, like one and a half buses.
There's still some rooms, so grab it while you can.
Welcome back. I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan and we're
gonna play your hot takes and your messages. But hey,
did you I know you guys like the video games
and stuff. Call of Duty movie is coming. You know,
no one's excited about Call of Duty.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
That franchise ran itself into the ground. I haven't been
excited about anything Call of Duty in a minute, But
I don't know what it would be outside of like
I know, they got kind of weird with black Ops,
but essentially it would just be like a military any
other military movie that we have. You know, you throw
Chris the guy that played Thor in there and you
and you have a movie.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
So it's not like it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
It has sort of memorable characters, but nothing that I
would be like, not in the way like he man
you know goes.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I always think of someone's saying they gotta go to
the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
I got the call of duty.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Call of Duty.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
You saw who you saw who's helming this movie though, right,
this is why this guy's interested.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Okay, no, is it Geene Simmons, but he plays ghost.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Your boy Tyler Shirton.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Oh no, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Oh my god, I watched Marshalls. Oh it's terrible and
it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I agree it's bad.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I thought it was a joke. Like I was like, Okay,
this dialogue has to be like a joke.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
But it's getting great ratings. But I agree it's not good.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
It's so bad because I even though like I make
fun of you for Yellowstone, I.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Have watched it.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It was enjoyable. I watched all of eighteen whatever. This
was laughably bad.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I agree. Now the Madison is great. The Madison is
really really it's probably the best thing he's done, The Madison.
The Madison. Yeah, it's with Michelle Pfeiffer, it's with the
Kurt Russell. It's got a bunch of other people that
are really good. It's it's They've already signed for three.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Seasons because it's so good.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Okay, heavy hitters in there.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Got any hot takes? Some message I do.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go to the iHeartRadio app where you can listen to
us anywhere in the world and even in space probably,
I don't know. I don't quote me on that Alpha
century Alpha century number one, number one, a alficentaur and
you'll hear yourself on the monsters after the.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Song moved again? Where it? Oh my goodness, gracious.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
It's signed for the Hotay.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Where does it go? Where does it ever found it?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It's time.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
You're Ryan. I'm glad you made your money, and I'm
glad the Magic made the playoffs. Of course, yeah, because
somebody tell me why they schedule a big country act
a concert on that Saturday, which is next Saturday, before
the Magic even got into the playoffs. So you're telling
me that someone in the higher ups wasn't anticipating the
(29:28):
Magic making the playoffs because that concert has now got
pushed to the next day. That's the question I have.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Oh here at the at the end, I'm sorry, at
the center, I wonder what the country actor. That's funny.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
I can tell you who is gonna be.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
They got bumped for the Magic. Hardy Hardy got bumped
for the Magic. Hardy got bumped and so sorry. But
one percent the front office was like, there's no way
the magic you're making the playoffs. That's insane. And they
don't believe in magic like I do. And that's why
I am going to be a millionaire before this is over.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
M huh.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Hot day, morning, monsters.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
So this morning with our trivia winner, did anybody else
notice that Russ was trying to get a free ad Arondick.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Chair help for himself. I'm just saying, char hey.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I brought it up because they had a story this
morning about a dude that's a woodworker or whatever and he.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Makes an aerondack chairs for cats. He makes aneradic chairs.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
And fin the end of the year, we've got to
come up with monster and around that chairs and given
away for the Christmas show.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I agree, they're pretty cold.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
High is better?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
How he?
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Good morning, monsters.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
I hope you're having a fabulous Monday.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Is it hellegal toupon your ex boyfriend's expensive watch? I
really hate him, so I don't give a crap and
he's getting surgery and good good for him.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Karma, bitch, damn lad Burn, no way to live, lady.
I did look this up for you. So Florida, you
generally have to give. It has to be left for
about thirty days. But then you have to give notice
to the person. Now how you give notice is very interesting.
If you if so he say he leaves his watch
(31:16):
at her house.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Oh, she could put it at it like one of
those little like she could put it in like the
penny save in the newspaper.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
And you have to give a public notice.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
You have to give him a time to be able
to come and get it, and then after that, not
a lawyer, do what you want to do.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Don't take legal advice.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Don't take legal advice.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
But there is it's called abandoned property, and there are
steps you do legally have to take.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
So no, you can't just sell his expensive watch. Will
and Illy.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
I had a buddy mine explained to me in perfect
detail how you could do that with a truck because
there was an abandoned one that you just saw. We
just keep an eye on it, keep an eye because
it was just was and they put the stickers on it.
And there's a way to do that like legit.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Okay, I like it, So, ma'am, don't just sell it.
Hot tape Mac and cheese hot takee.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Okay, I know that's going to sound weird at first,
but first off, macaroni and cheese. Cabot Cheese Company makes
a macaroni and cheese blend that is just a phenomenal
shredded cheese.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
But here's the trick. When it comes out hot out
of the oven.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
Take some blue cheese right off the block, crumble blue
cheese and put some blue cheese crumbles in the mac
and cheese.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
It's phenomenal, trust me.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
All right, Okay, forgot All I heard there is that
the Monsters need to do Trailer Park Food Day Yeah and.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Last Hot Take Hot Take Morning Monsters.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
All right, Rush, we're talking about old school stuff.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
One Last minus Monster Buddy for us Old Thomas, One
Last minus Monster Daytona. If I can get Jimmy to
say yes, can we do it? Because I will call
him today twenty times, get on that show to make sure.
Can we get one last miss Monster? And we can
even add Amberannova to do Coachstlaw Wrestling.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I don't even care. One last you get you get
Jimmy to say yes. You call Jimmy, you get him
say yes, I'm in. But all the girls have to
be over fifty.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Just the heads up on that. On the tour thing, Ryan,
it happened in Philly and Boston. So this is not
We weren't the only ones. His tour got bumped everywhere.
You probably grabbed those dates because they were going to
be potentially cheaper dates for him, right, But then those
all those you know, teams qualified where they qualify them takes.
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Speaker 5 (34:12):
Come see us.
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It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Stay tuned for the news junkie right after the Monsters
in at three o'clock. It's the Jim Colbert Show. We're
back tomorrow to do our thing from Angel and Ryan and.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
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Hey guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
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That's me a ca the kyote man.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Shout out to Raphael from We Paint Everything dot com
who stopped by my farmer's market did He brought me
a hat, like a vintage hat for like it was
like for Wiener Schnitzels, And it says I love Wieners
on it and I want to wear it, but I
don't know where.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
And hell, I'm going for to work. It's gonna wear
it to work. It'll be fine.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
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Speaker 3 (02:02):
That's right, kod soon to be a millionaire, all thanks
to the Orlando Magic. Just to just got to get
through the Pistons and then you got to win the
national conference and then Ryant Holmes gets one point eight
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's all you gotta do, Eastern Conference, that's all you got.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, but I don't have a bet technically on the
Eastern Conference championship.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Are you counting the money yet? Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
The money is spent in my head to getting Angels,
getting a PS five Angelic is getting a you know,
I'll buy a palette of her books. H huh uh, Ambernova,
I'll buy buy a T shirt?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What do I get?
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Just my respect general general.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Boat? Some doesn't seem right about that.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Now I'll get you something. You're the man who has everything.
You know what I mean? You're hard to shop for.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Does your boat have a spotlight?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Angel got me a really cool uh uh the vinyl
record of the Kiss Dynasty album.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
But that's the thing like you, technically, even though you're
hard to you're hard to shop for.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
For real. You're one of those people that are easy.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
To shop for in a surface level because I know
what you like, right Like, I know that you like
you like kiss, you like boating, stuff, you got, you got.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Things, But that Batman, it.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Feels very surface level. I want to get you something,
you know a little bit more. What what's your battery Daddy?
Speaker 4 (03:18):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Like the gift that you don't know you need until
you have it, and you're like, oh wow, I love
the battery Daddy. I love I love that it's called
the battery Daddy. It's for the listeners. It's it's just
it's like a briefcase that holds batteries and it's all like,
you know, it's got.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
All the slots for a's, c's, d's, all of them.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
And there you go the things to see if they're
dead or not.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Yeah, yeah, it checksas seas are dead. And I like it.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I like to open it, look in there and close
and I go, thank you, battery daddy. It's just it's
just a little fun thing that I do.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
When I gave it to you, you threw it in the
corner and you didn't even.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Take it home for like three weeks because it's on paper.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Stupid gift it was. It was not not a good
looking gift, it turned out. But that's my life, right,
Like as you get older, you get more uh, practical gifts,
you know, like when you're a kid, you want to
you want the Nintendo or whatever, but as an adult,
like get me a good set of knives.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah. But so to that point, the Russ is in
that position where he gets to buy his all his toys. Yes,
so it makes it more difficult to find true you know.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Yeah, he has everything. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I can't wait to be a millionaire. Come on, magic,
I need you to need you to pull it through.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I had a fun weekend, though, I got to judge
a macaroni and cheese contest.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh yeah, you told us about that. Where where was this?
Speaker 4 (04:35):
That was an hour Glass Brewing And how'd you get
bet at that?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
When I happened there?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Well, okay, so we talked about it on the show.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's actually Angel's segment where you and he took what
it was. He brought that up and I was like, oh,
that sounds like fun. And that's down the street from me.
Uh and my friend Lexi works there as a bartender.
So we went there and I'm like, I don't know
what to think about mac and cheese, you know, Oh
my gods, and it was there was There was eleven competitors,
(05:03):
I think, and I thought, like, I guess they're replacing
their chili cookoff that they normally do once a year.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
And they replaced it with mac and cheese this year.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
And I'm thinking, much like the Monster's Chili Cookoff or
the Crimeline Chili cook Off, I thought there was gonna be.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Like Kangaroo and like all these different kinds. It turns
out what a lot of these people did. Most of
the people went with a standard mac and cheese, like
just what when.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
You think they didn't take any chances.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
No chances taken, but it was What was really surprising
was how many variations of the standard mac and cheese
there can be a right like one one team didn't
even go noodle. They went shells, which was a good
move in my opinion.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
They didn't want to do the lobster mac and cheese. No, no, any.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Want to do a spicy mac and chees.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yes, there was a jalapeno mac and cheese.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Sounds delicious, it was.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
But one guy went and tried to go outside of
the box.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I mean they were there was a hubbub about this
mac and cheese before we even started. People were like,
there's a French onion soup mac and cheese.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
And I'm like, I don't think that goes And I
was like, that's probably gonna be amazing, And it turns
out no, it was the worst one.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Don't go outside the.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Box, right And so like you know, they give you
two coins like basically the jut you pick your top
two trying all of them, and honestly, the one that
won for me was just like that standard like family
cookout Sunday after church mac and cheese.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
There you go take a nap right after you've eaten
a bowl of it.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah. The closest place that has this kind of mac
and cheese is like Sonny's. Yeah, It's like it's just
that basic mac and cheese.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
And when people were trying to fancy it up where
they went like kind of like a crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Noodle like a rotini or something, I'm like, ye, don't it.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Just because that's what I was gonna say. I'm not
like I get the shells and stuff like that, but
I like the standard macaroni noodle. Where you use it
up really is the level of cheese or how many
cheeses or.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
What one was a memory that reminded me that I'm
always just going to be a poor kid at heart.
And that was the mac and cheese that took cut
up hot dog and put it in there.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
You ever had a hot dog mac and cheese?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
You know, I'm not a big mac and cheese guy.
What you look like?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Your name would be big mac and chees.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
You were raised on trailer park food.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
This is the trailer park food of all trailer park foods.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And I agree with everything you're all saying. For some
of my mom never. We never did mac and cheese.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Oh dude, Like my whole childhood was mac and cheese.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
And now being an adult looking back and realizing single mom, bam, yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
The leader of the little of the middle. Many hot dogs, yeah,
Beanna sausages.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
My mom would just take straight up regular ass hot dogs.
I don't even I think she cooked the hot dogs
in the mac and cheese and like that would be
dinner for like three days.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
But then if we were being.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
Fancy, we had tuna noodle cash role and it was
just and cheese.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
And like.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I was eating the mac and cheese, excuse me, the hot.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Dogs, and I was instantly brought back to being like
seven years old. It was like a warm, fuzzy feeling
and I'm like, I can't explain why, but this one
definitely wins.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And it did.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
And it was just standard maca cheese with hot dogs.
And I think I'm gonna go. I want to kind
of make my wife make it, like, like have my
wife make me some really trashy food.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
From when I was a child, I.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Was the one that was out of a box that
was San Francisco's treat Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Rice no Ris, San franciscore No.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
You're thinking Hamburger helper.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
I also had Hamburger helper and then and race any I.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Remember Hamburger helped. My neighbors had Hamburger helper and these.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Have Hamburger helper and toaster shootls, and I was like,
these people are rich.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Hamburger helper was good. Yeah, it's still good.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
It is, but it's the last time you had some
habigger helper.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Right, it's been a while, but I boy, I remember
liking it.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I lots of burger.
Speaker 4 (08:52):
Yeah, no, I remember.
Speaker 5 (08:53):
We should do Ryan, You're I think you're hitting the
nail on heavy. We should do a monstrous event where
we bring all everybody bring these uh trailer park foods.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh yeah, bring your trashy food.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Yeah, screw the crimeline cookout. Like if you don't, Barbie's
not gonna run with it. We'll do the We'll do
the crime line trash dunking.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
On Detective bar right now.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
Harp said she was gonna do it, right, we got
to do a whole other fan So we do spam,
Hamburger helper, mac and cheese, Vianna sausages, the canned meats.
We have the whole canned meat division.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
I remember the Vienna sausages.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I wasn't allowed to eat them as a kid because
that was like the expensive food and it was like
it was my mom would keep them like way high
top on the top shelves so I couldn't get to them.
So even then today, to this day, I was still like,
ooh Vienna sausages.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
Like when I see it plate, I'm like, wow, this party.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Is How did you eat your Vanna sauses?
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Just gobbled them down, cut it in half.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Put them on on bread and salmon.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
They little tiny ones, right.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
But he's but you cut them in half so they
fit on the sandwich.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
But how many sausages? So you're putting the whole.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Guys, we need to do trashy food day here on
the Monsters. You're absolutely right, Angel. We all need to
bring in our own dish like a potluck, but like
of like terrible uh poor people food that we would
eat growing up.
Speaker 5 (10:17):
Are you rustle? You're gonna do Hamburger helper? If you
if you're picking one, is that the one you do?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I probably would?
Speaker 5 (10:22):
All right, I think spam.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
But people might think we're trashy guys God for being
rush Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Well look I love making memories. That was a lot
of fun. Uh So I really enjoyed that. And you
know what else, I enjoy getting my goat, just going
home and being in my home with my wife thanks
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Speaker 4 (11:08):
And so it shall be all.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Right, more big dumb fun when we come back. Don't
go anywhere. You're listening to the Monsters in the Morning, Paul.
(11:30):
Just when I thought everything had been invented, Welcome back
to the Monsters in the Morning on Real Radio one
oh four point one. I'm Russ Rollins along with Angel
and Ryan, and the keyword this hour was deposit.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
You still can try to win that thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Go over to Real Radio FM and plug that in
all day long, keep trying. We'd love to see you
when a grand from the station. You got to answer
the phone about an hour afterwards, because if you don't
pick up, they're not going to give you the money.
They'll move on to the Yeah, I'll move on to
call somebody else. So I will say that, you know,
I got just got this new vehicle twenty twenty six Hummer,
you know, EV. And it's got all these features I've
(12:09):
never had on a vehicle before, you know, and some
features I'm like, I don't know why I needed that,
but you know whatever, Like like like the the thing
with not putting your hands on the steering wheel. I
will sit there and go, I don't know why I'm
doing this because like, just as easy keep my hands
on the steering wheel. I've been doing it for you know,
fifty some odd year whateverever I've been doing it. But
I'll sit there just because the novelty of it, all right,
(12:31):
And then it'll switch lanes by itself I'm like, I
don't know why I need this, but you know, but just.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Reminded me of a video of Song for the Week,
and that was just tearing up the internet. This young
lady takes her grandpa and his best friend, these dudes,
like we're in World War two, they're older, older guys,
and they go for their first ride in a waymo
Russ and I don't know if you guys saw the
story also with Waimo. So they've opened Weaimo to all
of Orlando now, yeah, so they can go everywhere. But
(12:58):
so it's her and her grandpa and his best bud
and like again, uh, you know military guy, old school
military guys. I think they're in their our late eighties
or something like that, and just seeing their minds explode. Yeah,
that's it, right, Yeah, that's the video. It's the most
adorable thing that you've ever seen with these two old
guys getting in there and just like marveling, like what
you said, at the technology, how's it doing? I forget
(13:20):
the name of the of the Waimo quote unquote driver.
It was the ladies, but they're like, where's so and so?
Where she at? How's this happening? And the ones. The
dad is the guy in the red shirt Russ and
he's like, I will never forget this moment.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh really, yeah it was.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
It's it's probably one of the like cuter you know.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
I felt the same way when I got into Weimo
the first time when I was in Texas. It's it's
shocking and it's weird and it feels wrong, and then
you just get used to it very fast.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's the thing, is getting used to it, like me
getting used to not having my hands on the steering
wheel and I don't have to have my you know,
poot on the gas because it's going the right. Uh,
you're getting used to it. But this is uh, this
is something. Tell me if you could have this in
your vehicle, would you want it?
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Absolutely?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Now a Chinese car company has now patent oh the toilet.
It's in vehicle toilet which can be built into the
passenger seat.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Which okay, that's so the passenger can go. I guess
I know.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
You would move so basically where the passenger quote unquote
seat would be, that's where it's gonna be, so that
you would move to that seat.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Man, is that really necessary?
Speaker 5 (14:29):
I have so many questions, like ventilation questions.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah, because listen, like I had an V right in
RV it never smelled and it doesn't smell good.
Speaker 5 (14:39):
I mean that was exactly because like, for example, you know,
you get into an uber, know you hate it when
you get into the fart uber and you know it's
just the driver and you're like, oh, dude, come on, So.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
This will not really take off, right, I bet you.
Speaker 5 (14:52):
It's crazy popular us, you think, because you got to
imagine that the first one they're saying this toilet technology
and that part of the world. It's through the roof
a ready, so they're you know, if I'm going to guess,
or taking the top level of the toilet technology and
putting it in one of their cars.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
See it from the drawings.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
It seems like it slides out from under the seat
and you hit a button and it pops up and
you can do what you gotta do, you know why?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah? Where do you?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Where are you dispose of all this?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Where does that want to go? You can't be throwing
that out on the highway.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Ryan Angel doesn't even want to eat in his car. Definitely,
you definitely don't want to do that in your car.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Not for me.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Yeah, you're never eating on the toilet? Is that a
crazy thing?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
I do not?
Speaker 5 (15:38):
No one eats on the toilet?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Disgusting?
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Yeah, right, yours ever done that?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Why would you mix those?
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Like you know you no never had food? And they
ryan hitting hitting.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I was so like I remember like when I first
like had my first beer, and like I go into
the bathroom and I would like drink the beer while
i'd go number one, and they'll be like, look, I'm
just like, I'm like doing it right away.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
Okay, I've done that.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Why would you do that?
Speaker 4 (16:07):
I want to share that.
Speaker 3 (16:08):
I don't even know why I shared that just now anyway, moving, Yeah,
that's that's one of those I should kept to myself.
I like, I've seen not that, but this guy who
made a motorized scooter that is a toilet, which is
very fun.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
H's not a toilet too, Yeah, but he's not dropping trial.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah okay, well look people have ibs, guys. I think
that it's more of a practical invention, like there are
people out there. My buddy and I like crones and
he it was it was much like that commercial where
they show you on TV where the lady's driving in
a van and.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Her seat is a toilet.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
Some people just gotta go when they got to go,
and there's not restrooms everywhere, it's not always easy to
get to. So as much as I want to make
fun of it, I could see it being a thing
in a very useful way. But imagine you're driving and
you look over and you see, like, you know how
when babies you hold a baby and then they poop
their pants and they make that face. Right, You're just
looking over the car next to you and you see
that face. Yeah, like whoa, hey.
Speaker 5 (17:09):
This is gross. What see I'm seeing the inmage. So
the company is called Series S E R E. S.
Ryan Okay, and yeah, this is so rudimental. I was thinking,
like super fancy. Oh this is this is awful.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
And that's the toilet in the car.
Speaker 5 (17:25):
Yeah, and the is a built in fan and exhaust
piper are designed to remove the odors from the cabin.
That's not gonna work.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
No, no, yeah, look at that.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
That's the end.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
That's this is a goof It lies bad.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, that's from the BBC.
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Yeah, this is a goof story.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Nobody wants it interesting.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
I wouldn't even Yeah, no, I wouldn't even if they
added that to the hummer, I'd say, no, thank you, No,
don't need it. No, Hey, I me answering this question
because Angel, you're going through this right now, you're going
through you know, your favorite band has now been inducted
or will be inducted in the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
So, as a fan, does that excite you to that
make you happy?
Speaker 5 (18:00):
Is it like? As a fan it does because it's
a culmination of again, because you've known me long enough.
So I never thought that they were going to get
back together. They got back to together. Not only did
they tour, but they did a world tour that were
crazy successful, seeing the outpouring of goodwill to the band
and particularly from the United States of America. For the
biggest dates were dates that they did here in the
United States, which were which was bigger than all the
(18:22):
other times that they toured. Yeah, and then now the
Move the concert movie that's getting ready to come out,
which is like something they've already shot there, it's like
sixty hours long. They're trying to figure that out. There's
going to be a live album. The rumor is that
they're recording a new album. So and so so all
the good will. It makes me excited for the band.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
So would say it is good will if you're if
you're a fan of sort of validation, like, yeah, I
told you this band was, you know, gonna make it
one day. I knew you know, I knew it because
that's how I felt when Kiss got in right the
same way. So, uh, Iron Maiden has said, and Iron
Maiden has been pissed off for years because they weren't inducted,
because they weren't considered and everything, and now that they're
(19:02):
going to be inducted, you know, you would think they'd
just drop everything to come and be a part of
this induction. They said, no, they're not even gonna go.
They're like, listen, we're on tour. Our fans always come first.
They already had two shows planned in Australia, ones on
the fourth see the induction ceremonies on the fourteenth. They
(19:23):
had a show already planned for the thirteenth and the fifteenth,
and they're like, yeah, we won't be enough time and
we're not going to go. But insiders are saying they
weren't going to go anyway because they're just they're pissed
off that they got ignored. And my only thing is
if you if you're saying that the fans come first,
I think the fans would get a big kick out
of you going and performing at the Rock and Roll
(19:46):
Hall of Fame, showing everybody how it's done and being
a part of history.
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Like that, you can.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Reschedule one of those other concerts for like the sixteenth
or something, and still do something that would ultimately make
the fans.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
Happy, shoul educating in their fans what a terrible institution
the actual Rock and Roll Hall of Fame is and
how shady and weird and corrupt it is. And you
go about your life and you perform to the fans
that paid the money to be there. I'd be so
pissed it Like it's like, oh, we had to reschedule
this concert because we're gonna do the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
And I'm like, well, okay, I guess I'm not fan
of you guys anymore. Have a good death.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I would not feel I feel the exact opposite, because
what I think by going and they're being inducted to
perform it is for the fans.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
It makes the fans super happy.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
And proud fans it's for the institution.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
You're getting all deep into it most on surface gee,
on surface level. Most people don't look at it like
you look deep into it like that. It's it's it's
an honor for the band. They finally got it in.
I think most iron made their.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Argument though, Resta are not going because I didn't. I
wasn't aware of this. But this is the their fifty
year anniversary of the band, right so the tour right now,
being fifty year anniversary of the for the band, is
kind of a big thank you to the fans. So
you're gonna get and I get it. Yes, they can
schedule clivery, schedule, but then you're you're you're putting off
you know, let's say thirty thousand fans, forty thousand fans
(21:09):
for you know, ten thousand and five. However many people
get to attend.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
This show, Well, it's not for who attends the show.
It's also broadcast nationally. And also it's it's it's around forever.
You know, it's the it's the Dutch.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
They're not going to get it taken away.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
And I think I think most people hate their rock
and roll Hall of Fame. I would say the contingent
out there. If you do that to go just do
like a look at Me show when you've got to
set between fifty and seventy thousand people in an audience.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
Will you want to be offended by that?
Speaker 1 (21:41):
No?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I think it's an honor to be inducted and it'll
go down in history.
Speaker 6 (21:47):
Don't.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
But they don't lose. They don't how about this rest.
They don't lose anything. They're still going to be inducted,
They're still be included. The only thing that you don't
get is the quote unquote Rock and Roll Hall of
Fame performance. But they're on tour right now for the
fiftieth anniversary. Right as a fan, I think I'd rather
see them on tour than have them do this. I'm
just saying, do you think Oasis will perform?
Speaker 1 (22:06):
No? No, you don't think they will either. So you
won't have Oasis.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
You won't have Iron Maiden, Billy Idol probably will.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
Billy Idols Bell later.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Wu Tang will not right, They're not gonna perform, absolutely
will Oh they will.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
Okay tour right now? Okay, so they because of the
significance of it, So you think.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
They will okay? Joy Division New Order they will. They
ain't got any.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
That would that would I think they. I think they'll
have they'll bring in some other artists to help them
pull that off.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yet, right, that's what they're gonna have to do, bringing
another artists for this one, because you got several of
the acts that probably won't perform for the for the
induction ceremony.
Speaker 4 (22:45):
Good burn it down, you know.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
What, Right, I'm kind of with you. I would like
in general, I would love to see what, like how
most people receive the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
Like what their thoughts on, like if do they like
because as of the last few years, when we cover this,
when we've exposed how kind of FRAUDU went the voting
is or how kind of scammy it is. Yeah, there's
(23:08):
that part of it. Are are people able to separate
that part of it and still like dig it because
of their band? And then how many people have actually
been to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
I don't think Yeah and said it was a cool experience.
You know the people the.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
People I know who have gone, they I love it
was cool and I still want to go. But then
you got to go to Cleveland.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
Yeah, that's the problem and you're just stuck in Cleveland.
Speaker 6 (23:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:32):
Yeah, So we've talked about it, and Mary Ellen knows
that I want to go, but to make a to
actually get the air flight everything and make a trip
to Cleveland a while, it seems.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Like there's got to be something, you know what else.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Was going on there. That's the true story. She looked
and she saw this thing. She was, look, they're doing
a talk show host even one of those uh talk
show hosts conventions, and she's like, it's it's in Cleveland, Ohio,
near the Rock and a Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
You want to go to it? And I'm like, Eh,
the last.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
I don't know to do homework?
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Yeah, I don't need. What are they gonna tell me?
I don't know. I don't need.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
I don't need to go to the morning show, you know,
boot camp?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Boot camp.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Yeah, we lost a guy over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Who Bob and Tom. Bob right, Bob and Bob and Tom.
I think it was Tom.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Yeah, you know what, I've heard of Bob and Tom
for many, many years, but I never actually heard their show.
I've always heard from the comedians that come in here.
They would say things, you know, about Bob and Tom
God hated.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Yeah, I remember about that, and they.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Didn't like them because they would they would go in
on their show and they were like, be funny, Yeah, funny.
Speaker 5 (24:43):
Hast be the way that I have taking those guys in.
I've seen a couple of clips here, but I've always
enjoyed when all the other comments to come in and
run them down.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
That's what they did feel about that. My friend I
didn't know.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
It is the first time I learned radio shows had writers.
I didn't know, Like because my friend Mark Gagna used
to be a writer for them.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Well, Howard's got writers soon?
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Really?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Yeah, that boils my mind.
Speaker 4 (25:04):
Yeah, all right, my writers, you're my writer.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
You're writing all my jokes.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Thanks, You're welcome body.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
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Speaker 2 (26:18):
Pretty much all of us are going, added folks. I
think Jack Bradshaw will be on there with us.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
I think we got good.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
He gets to be the adult.
Speaker 2 (26:25):
ONYX, the one the MWO champion will be with us.
We got who else is coming both the big Man roads,
old school folks. Remember Bo, he's gonna be with us.
All of us are going. It's gonna be a great time.
Going to three locations and warn to Tiffany's Bar. Remember
Tiffany was on the show for many many years. She's
got her own place in Cocoa Beach, and she's welcome
(26:45):
all of the Monster fans to come out there. We've
sold out one bus, like one and a half buses.
There's still some rooms, so grab it while you can.
Welcome back. I'm Russ with Angel and Ryan and we're
gonna play your hot takes and your messages. But hey,
did you I know you guys like the video games
and stuff. Call of Duty movie is coming. You know,
no one's excited about Call of Duty.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
That franchise ran itself into the ground. I haven't been
excited about anything Call of Duty in a minute, But
I don't know what it would be outside of like
I know, they got kind of weird with black Ops,
but essentially it would just be like a military any
other military movie that we have. You know, you throw
Chris the guy that played Thor in there and you
and you have a movie.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
So it's not like it doesn't.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
It has sort of memorable characters, but nothing that I
would be like, not in the way like he man
you know goes.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
I always think of someone's saying they gotta go to
the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
I got the call of duty.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Call of Duty.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
You saw who you saw who's helming this movie though, right,
this is why this guy's interested.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Okay, no, is it Geene Simmons, but he plays ghost.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Your boy Tyler Shirton.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Oh no, I didn't know that.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Oh my god, I watched Marshalls. Oh it's terrible and
it's so bad.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I agree it's bad.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
I thought it was a joke. Like I was like, Okay,
this dialogue has to be like a joke.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
But it's getting great ratings. But I agree it's not good.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
It's so bad because I even though like I make
fun of you for Yellowstone, I.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Have watched it.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
It was enjoyable. I watched all of eighteen whatever. This
was laughably bad.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I agree. Now the Madison is great. The Madison is
really really it's probably the best thing he's done, The Madison.
The Madison. Yeah, it's with Michelle Pfeiffer, it's with the
Kurt Russell. It's got a bunch of other people that
are really good. It's it's They've already signed for three.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Seasons because it's so good.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Okay, heavy hitters in there.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Got any hot takes? Some message I do.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
If you want to be a part of the show,
go to the iHeartRadio app where you can listen to
us anywhere in the world and even in space probably,
I don't know. I don't quote me on that Alpha
century Alpha century number one, number one, a alficentaur and
you'll hear yourself on the monsters after the.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Song moved again? Where it? Oh my goodness, gracious.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
It's signed for the Hotay.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Where does it go? Where does it ever found it?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
It's time.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
You're Ryan. I'm glad you made your money, and I'm
glad the Magic made the playoffs. Of course, yeah, because
somebody tell me why they schedule a big country act
a concert on that Saturday, which is next Saturday, before
the Magic even got into the playoffs. So you're telling
me that someone in the higher ups wasn't anticipating the
(29:28):
Magic making the playoffs because that concert has now got
pushed to the next day. That's the question I have.
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Oh here at the at the end, I'm sorry, at
the center, I wonder what the country actor. That's funny.
Speaker 4 (29:42):
I can tell you who is gonna be.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
They got bumped for the Magic. Hardy Hardy got bumped
for the Magic. Hardy got bumped and so sorry. But
one percent the front office was like, there's no way
the magic you're making the playoffs. That's insane. And they
don't believe in magic like I do. And that's why
I am going to be a millionaire before this is over.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
M huh.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Hot day, morning, monsters.
Speaker 6 (30:07):
So this morning with our trivia winner, did anybody else
notice that Russ was trying to get a free ad Arondick.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Chair help for himself. I'm just saying, char hey.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I brought it up because they had a story this
morning about a dude that's a woodworker or whatever and he.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Makes an aerondack chairs for cats. He makes aneradic chairs.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
And fin the end of the year, we've got to
come up with monster and around that chairs and given
away for the Christmas show.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
I agree, they're pretty cold.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
High is better?
Speaker 1 (30:36):
How he?
Speaker 8 (30:39):
Good morning, monsters.
Speaker 4 (30:40):
I hope you're having a fabulous Monday.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
Is it hellegal toupon your ex boyfriend's expensive watch? I
really hate him, so I don't give a crap and
he's getting surgery and good good for him.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Karma, bitch, damn lad Burn, no way to live, lady.
I did look this up for you. So Florida, you
generally have to give. It has to be left for
about thirty days. But then you have to give notice
to the person. Now how you give notice is very interesting.
If you if so he say he leaves his watch
(31:16):
at her house.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Oh, she could put it at it like one of
those little like she could put it in like the
penny save in the newspaper.
Speaker 4 (31:23):
And you have to give a public notice.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
You have to give him a time to be able
to come and get it, and then after that, not
a lawyer, do what you want to do.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
Don't take legal advice.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
Don't take legal advice.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
But there is it's called abandoned property, and there are
steps you do legally have to take.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
So no, you can't just sell his expensive watch. Will
and Illy.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
I had a buddy mine explained to me in perfect
detail how you could do that with a truck because
there was an abandoned one that you just saw. We
just keep an eye on it, keep an eye because
it was just was and they put the stickers on it.
And there's a way to do that like legit.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Okay, I like it, So, ma'am, don't just sell it.
Hot tape Mac and cheese hot takee.
Speaker 9 (32:00):
Okay, I know that's going to sound weird at first,
but first off, macaroni and cheese. Cabot Cheese Company makes
a macaroni and cheese blend that is just a phenomenal
shredded cheese.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
But here's the trick. When it comes out hot out
of the oven.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
Take some blue cheese right off the block, crumble blue
cheese and put some blue cheese crumbles in the mac
and cheese.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
It's phenomenal, trust me.
Speaker 5 (32:24):
All right, Okay, forgot All I heard there is that
the Monsters need to do Trailer Park Food Day Yeah and.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Last Hot Take Hot Take Morning Monsters.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
All right, Rush, we're talking about old school stuff.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
One Last minus Monster Buddy for us Old Thomas, One
Last minus Monster Daytona. If I can get Jimmy to
say yes, can we do it? Because I will call
him today twenty times, get on that show to make sure.
Can we get one last miss Monster? And we can
even add Amberannova to do Coachstlaw Wrestling.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I don't even care. One last you get you get
Jimmy to say yes. You call Jimmy, you get him
say yes, I'm in. But all the girls have to
be over fifty.
Speaker 5 (33:14):
Just the heads up on that. On the tour thing, Ryan,
it happened in Philly and Boston. So this is not
We weren't the only ones. His tour got bumped everywhere.
You probably grabbed those dates because they were going to
be potentially cheaper dates for him, right, But then those
all those you know, teams qualified where they qualify them takes.
Speaker 1 (33:32):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Get your tickets for the Monster Brewbus, brought to you
by just call Mill and our friends at MC Transportations
and Jersey Mike's.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
We're leaving on May the second.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
We've already sold out one entire bus, working on the
other bus halfway through. We want you to get your
tickets and don't be left out. A bunch of us
are going it is uh. You get to hang with
us all day long, drink all kinds of great beers.
Every stop has a flight of beer for you, all
a lot of other surprises and things you get along
the way. So get your tickets by going to Real
Radio dot FM Brew Ryan.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
You follow me at Ryan Holmes Comedy on the Instagram.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
Angel hit me up out any social media platform.
Speaker 5 (34:06):
It's official.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Angel.
Speaker 5 (34:07):
Email me Angel at Roradio dot FM Leesburg.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
This Friday, We're live at Leesburg.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Come see us.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 2 (34:13):
Stay tuned for the news junkie right after the Monsters
in at three o'clock. It's the Jim Colbert Show. We're
back tomorrow to do our thing from Angel and Ryan and.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
The Leaders, Mess Up, Barry Man, Rush whole lot of
the world.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
To Rock Roller.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Hey guys, thank you so much for listening. We ain't
gotta go home, We gotta get the hell nobody here.
Shirls
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