September 9, 2026 • 34 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thanks for hanging out with us as we start your
day off. Make sure you hang out with us. I
was super interactive to get us up on real mobile seven, seven, seven, seven,
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That's always a super helpful to us. And one of
(00:23):
my favorite parts of the day of my morning is
Brian Holmes and the KOD.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Boom, ka-choo.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Boom, boom, ka-choo.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's time for the daily proclamation from the king of
the Danish nation. Let's all wave our banners for the KOD.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It's only funny when Angel doesn't see what we talked
about in the first hour. I can't do certain things.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
What are the company's rules on shot callers? That was funny.
I know we couldn't do it to interns, but can
we do it to employees? Definitely not. King of Denmark
brought to you by That Mortgage Guy Don from ThatMortgageGuyDon.com.
More on that later. Yes, here with Angel and Amber Nova.
Amber Nova, by the way, dressed so slutty we got
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kicked off with TikTok. So good job, Amber. Is that
a real thing? We got banned from TikTok because it
said we're exposing body parts.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
That is not true. I'm wearing a blouse that peeps
through with a corset blouse top.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Nothing is see-through. You don't see anything.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's the censorship of the robots, baby. That's why I
don't like AI and algorithms. Because that robot looks at
Amber Nova and goes, be my boob too sexy. Can't
have it. And then spans us off of TikTok. TikTok
is super sensitive about that. It's so sensitive. I hate censorship.
I know I work on the radio with FCC regulations,
and I get that. There's certain words I cannot say,
(02:12):
and I'm fine with that, okay? I get it. But
when it comes to TikTok, I feel like it should
be a little bit more Wild Wild West and stop
censoring Amber Nova. That's sexist, you clankers.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You bought liquors.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
The, uh.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I watch a lot of TV with the subtitles on.
I don't know if you guys do, but I'm just
old and hard of hearing, apparently. So generally, unless I'm
watching a comedy, I have the subtitles on. Even if
it's in English language. English language.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So you're watching English language programming with English language subtitles.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yes, because sometimes they talk so softly or the background
music or sound is too loud. I hear how old
I sound, by the way. I can't understand what they're saying.
Get a better surround sound. Yeah, but I was watching
Lanterns last night, and I'm on episode four, and I've
started to like it, but I watch it with the
subtitles on, and that's just how I do it. But
if I go on to Prime and watch something, and
(03:08):
I watch adult things. I'm an adult man. I pay taxes.
If I have the subtitles on Amazon Prime, it censors
curse words. Even though the audio says it, the subtitle
will put little stars. That's got to be a setting
on your account. It's not a setting. I looked into it.
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This is really a thing. They've just decided to censor
the closed captioning, which I feel is a disservice to
not only me, but to like deaf people in general.
Like you're now the arbiter of what deaf people can read.
And I'm not a big fan of that. I... I
don't like it. I get it if there was a
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setting that said, like, hey, bleep out curse words, both
auditorily and visually, then I'd be okay with that. But
this is nothing you can change. I don't like the
way the world is going, and the robots are way
too heavy-handed when it comes to this kind of stuff.
Amber Nova's just wearing a normal ass.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
top yeah don't they have girls in like bikinis on.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Tiktok apparently not i don't know if they don't get
monetized but we get banned so you know what i'm
we're gonna have to free the nipple and fight the
robots at the same time and i just it's gonna
be a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Wait fyi my nipples are not out that's not what he.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Meant no i don't mean your nipples are out but
i'm a big i'm a proponent of free the nipple
i think women should be able to like walk around
topless and it not be a crime That's just how
I feel about things. Not because I want to see boobies,
but because- That's definitely why. It's a bonus. But also
because I can do it. It feels weird that I'm
a man. I can take my shirt off. I can
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mow the lawn. No big deal. The police wave hello
as they go by. But a lady, if you were
to do that, straight to jail. Straight to jail.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I sit on my patio chairs in the sun sometimes
and just tan in my bikini. But yeah, you're right.
I can't just sit there topless like a guy.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
So, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
In other countries, you can.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
The robot's too heavy-handed. Calm it down, robots. Amber Noah,
she looks just fine. How dare you? TikTok.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Well, thank you. I think it's a cute little outfit.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Amber, what are you scared of?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
What am I scared of?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, like, I'll tell you me. I'm afraid of snakes.
I don't like snakes. You bring a snake around me,
I'm going to run away like a little girl. What
are you afraid of?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I threw a snake around my shoulders when we did Gatorland.
You remember? That was pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay, because it's spooky season, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
And I'm a spooky baddie.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You're a pumpkin spice lady is what you are.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I like spooky, but I like cute spooky.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, but I want to talk about the top 10
fears of Americans for 2026.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I know the number one.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, hit me.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Being in the dark.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Fear of the Dark does not come in my top
10 that I have in front of me.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Oh, this is your list that you made? Or is
this a list that people answered?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
This is a list done by psychologists to do 2026's
biggest fears for spooky season. But these are real fears.
This isn't a clown chasing you. This is not a
ghost coming at you. These are real things. Number one.
Let's go backwards. Let's go backwards on the list. Number 10. Okay. Trypophobia.
Do you know what that is? Never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Trypophobia. This is one that people have. And I've seen,
I have friends who have this.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's an intense fear of overwhelming, like an overwhelming fear
of clusters of holes. And I've seen this. A lot
of people have this. Easy. A lot of people have
this with an iPhone. You see how my iPhone has
like three little circles? For some people, that freaks them
out for whatever reason. So like a sponge. If they
see a sponge, they're like, get that thing away from me.
(06:54):
Too many holes.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Do you know where my mind just went when you
said that?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
God, I can only imagine. Where did it go?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Decubitus ulcers in patients that are like.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Decubitus ulcer. He plays for North Carolina?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
No, they're wounds and holes in patients' bodies. Like, if you're...
You know, in a... Like, a paralyzed patient.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
If I Google this.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
There are holes... It's like a... It's a hole in
your body. It smells like rotting flesh. It looks like
a hole in a body. And, you know, a lot
of patients that are paralyzed or... Bed-bound... You know, they
have to.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Bed sores.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yes, bed sores. You have to rotate them constantly... to
keep them from getting more.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
So when I think holes, I think you said multiple holes,
like holes in your body? Because that would be scary.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I might have to put something on the screen for you.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
So bed sores. I don't know if you'll be able
to pull that up on YouTube, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm not going to pull up bed sores on YouTube.
I'll show you an example of what I'm talking about.
It's things with holes in them. Like there's that one
flower that's got like way too many holes. It's this.
So it's like things with a lot of holes in it. Now,
these are AI images, a lot of them. But when
people see something like this, they lose their mind. Okay,
(08:10):
I don't have this, but it is a thing. Well,
that's not real.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Well, it's disconcerting when you see it on people's faces.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, yeah, but there's diseases that do actually look like that. Okay, fine.
You guys don't have that one.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Oh, my gosh. Would that be like STDs? That's scary
if you think of. I'm just, you're pulling up pictures
of weird things with.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Holes all over people. Is there an STD that gives
you a bunch of holes? I don't know. I know
that's how you get them. All right, how about this one?
Fear of flying at number nine.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, my dad has that.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
He just can't get on a plane.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
He drove to Jersey three times this year.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Really?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Interesting. I just rewatched Roadhouse. And the guy Dalton, he's
the baddest of badasses. He's the cooler. He's the head bouncer.
He can fight anybody. He literally takes several knives and
gunshots in this movie. You know what he can't do?
Fly on a plane. What a weird thing to give
that character.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
I thought this list had to do with spooky season stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
These are real fears that people have. We're doing fears.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Well, I thought, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I told you it's not clowns and ghosts. It's real fears.
All right, what about this one? Claustrophobia. You got that one?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
That is definitely a real fear.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I have that one as well. I learned that when
I got locked in a sleeping bag by a bully.
And I was like, I was so terrified. I couldn't
get out. I was in tight space. And then ever
since then, I can't go in your closets. I can't
go in little tiny spots.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Would a version of claustrophobia be like, I'm not good?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Not that I'm not good. Everything's claustrophobic. You're big as hell.
I get very aware of.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Small quarters or like when we're in a space and
then all of a sudden it gets jam-packed with people.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
But you guys also are six foot two. You're over six.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
First of all, I'm six foot four.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Right. Both of you are extremely tall.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
But this is one of those things, like, again, like,
you could be in any kind of space, but as
soon as it gets over... It seems overfilled or gets.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Cramped, that sets.
You know, I become real. That's claustrophobia. It's like claustrophobia,
but it's claustrophobia. Uh, okay. I got this.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
But I, like, I like jumping into, uh, you know,
overtly small cars. That doesn't bother me.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
That bothers me. I don't want to be locked in
the trunk of a car. I could handle it. Like,
I won't pass out. But if it's a tiny, tiny
little box I'm put into, that would, that would freak
me out.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Well, hopefully no one puts you in a tiny box. Uh,
I have this one. Here's a real one for me.
Fear dogs.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
You own two dogs.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I do not fear my dogs, but everybody else's dogs,
I cannot help it. It's built into me where I
am apprehensive about a dog. They could be the friendliest
dog in the world. Until I become cool with said dog,
I'm not okay. Yeah, I don't have that. Like Russ's
dog freaks me the hell out because he's aggressive ass
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dog that looks like it's going to chomp my face off.
And the whole time we had broadcast from his house,
I hated it.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I'm sure he's a sweet dog to Russ. Their other
dog is the sweetest dog in the world. But if
I'm not bonded with a dog, if I haven't been
cool with it, all dogs can stay the hell away
from me.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, I don't have that.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Okay. Like an actual fear fear? Yes. Because when we
went to Gatorland, you were a little afraid of the gators, right? No.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I know they can move fast, but those ones are
big fat lazy gators and they don't scare me.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I still don't trust them though.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Okay. Fear Heights at number three.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
That's a yes for me.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Even though I will jump off the top rope and
doesn't quite make sense. And I've been skydiving and I
did the zip line and. I will still do things
scared because of stupidity.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Can you look over the edge of a building?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Braving.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
A tall building? Could you go up to the roof
and look over the edge?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, there's a rooftop bar I like to go and
do that to.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
So you are not afraid of heights?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
No, I am.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
It scares me a little. But I know that I'm
safe between this glass.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
A person who's afraid of heights ain't doing none of that.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah, but I know I have a barrier of safeness.
It's not that scary.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You can fly in planes. You can do zip lines.
You can look over edges of buildings. You're fine with heights.
That's not a phobia, then. Oh, okay. Number two is snakes,
and you should be afraid of snakes. They're the worst.
I think that's across the board.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I'm way more afraid of cockroaches and bugs than I
am of snakes.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Okay, there we go. And that brings us to number
one fear.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I knew it. It was bugs.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It's a bug, but it's a specific kind of bug.
What bug?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Tarantula.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
There you go. Spiders. Spiders is the number one fear
of Americans.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I think cockroaches are way scarier.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Spiders don't freak me out.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Cockroaches don't freak me out. Spiders, especially when it's like
the ones that you don't normally see. I know that
we're supposed to be cool with spiders and everything, but
what's that one indicative to Florida?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
The brown... Recluse? Yeah. That one, when I see that one,
that gets my attention. First of all, they're tiny and
they're hiding and they're full of poison.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I just forgot.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Excuse me, venom.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
The scariest one of all bugs, the centipede. The big, long,
red centipedes. And those things grow in other countries massively big.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Centipede.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Those are terrifying. They generally don't attack humans for the
most part, the centipede. But I get what you're saying
because it's a snake and a bug at the same time.
But spiders don't freak me out. Spider webs, when it's dark,
especially in the morning when I'm leaving for work, I
hate that. If I don't know where the spider is
and I'm in the web, that's the only time I'm
ever like, okay, I do hate you tiny little eight-legged bastards.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Stop, drop, and roll.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I gotta stop, drop, and roll.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Well, you have to get it off you.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You do. You do. It's a sticky situation. You know
what else is a sticky situation? working with a mortgage
guy who's not that mortgage guy Don. You don't want
to get caught up in a web of not only lies,
but legalities and money. Okay? You want to work with
that mortgage guy Don. It's not scary at all. He's
a very friendly guy. He has a very funny Instagram.
(14:09):
You should follow that mortgage guy, Don, on Instagram. He's
making comedy mortgage videos, which is the hardest thing to
do in the world, if you ask me. That's what
I'd be afraid of. They're like, Ryan, you have to
make 100 comedy mortgage videos.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'm terrified. I can't do it. So go to that
mortgage guy, Don. Don't miss the boat. Compare your quote
with that mortgage guy, Don, and so it shall be.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I froze there because I wasn't sure if I was
just going to go to break and come back after
that or if I was going to tease. I was
like in mid-thought and I thought you were going to
go a little bit longer. I already went way too long. Yeah,
that's what just happened here. But you're listening to Real
Radio 104. Actually, you know, this is what we're going
to do. This is your guys' chance. Hit us up
(14:54):
on the talkbacks. Leave us a bunch of talkbacks. We're
going to be playing those momentarily. And then hit us
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crazy active in the YouTube chat. Thank you guys so
much for that. And we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Don't miss the boat.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Don't compare your quote with that mortgage.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Hey, it's Rory at 104.1.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Monsters in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
You're rocking with the best. Hanging out with Ryan Holmes, KOD.
MWO Women's Champion.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Amber.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Amber's Nova. Hope you guys are having a fantastic, amazing morning.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And on the heels of it being NBA starting off today,
or NBA NFL starting off today, one of the stories
that's circulating all this morning and, um, Curious how you
guys feel, or Amber, just to bring you up to speed, Amber,
I know that you're a hardcore LSU fan.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
All you do is talk about the LSU Tigers. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Rawr.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
So great.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
And that's the famous LFU catchphrase. So great.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
And I know that, I mean, you've been championing Lane
Kiffin from the moment that he went there as the
head coach.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
So this is not shocking to you. You're well aware
of all of this, but I want to let Ryan
know and bring Ryan up to speed. So Ryan, I
don't know if you're aware of this, but today Ryan,
at some point today or later on this morning, the
SEC is going to have a vote. And they're going
to decide whether LSU gets to stay in the SEC.
(16:38):
And it's all basically on the heels of or backed
by the fact that Lane Kiffin and LSU, Lane Kiffin
in particular, was interested in signing two guys, two, three
guys to his LSU team that had played, had worked out,
And we're on, you know, workout rosters in the NFL
(17:02):
and to bring those back. And so the SEC is
like having a confidence or no confidence in the LSU
vote later on.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And I find that hysterical. I find that Lane Kiffin
is that dude that will cheat. Yeah, I mean, football
is about classically about finding ways to cheat for sure.
I mean, Pop Warner, the guy that we, you know,
celebrate children's football for. Guy was like a known, let's
call it rule bender best case scenario cheater. There's a
(17:31):
lot of rules that exist because of that guy specifically.
So they're always pushing the boundaries in sports like this.
This is the dumbest move possible. I want this to
backfire on LSU so hard because they're... they're in my
top three of worst fandoms and LSU thinks they're bigger
than they are. They have a huge chip on their
shoulder and they, they, they're going into this thing and
(17:52):
the SEC can't do this without LLS. You grow tigers.
And then I know how to say it properly. Um,
And this is the kick in the butt that this
needs because we can't have this. We've already ruined college
football so much, whether it be the portals or whatever else.
We're not going backwards. Yeah. This is such a stupid move.
(18:15):
Good luck. He's only been a coach since 2026. I
don't know why. He's not like a legacy coach like
some of these guys from Alabama is. There was a
fascinating story in Variety magazine about the history of Lane Kiffin.
As a head coach, Lane Kiffin, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And I know Amber's totally aware of all this, but
he was at Alabama for a second. He was at
USC for a hot, quick second. He was at Ole
Miss for a hot, quick second. What was the Florida college?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
FIU? No, Florida Atlantic. Florida Atlantic. So he's, you're right.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
He doesn't have, let's say the pedigree, but he's been
coaching for a minute.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Sure, but his coaching background is literally like he was
in the Jacksonville Jaguars for a year doing a backup job.
He's like the quality control guy. He's not this prestige-ridden coach.
So this feels A, desperate, and B, stupid. And it
just seems, and C, unnecessary. So I don't know why
(19:22):
this is a thing. I really hope it backfires. I
hope there is some kind of penalty that does happen
to LSU because you can't. Be doing silly stuff like this.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
So this again, adding more to the Lane Kiffin history
or lore of his. So when he was younger and
partying on campuses as a associate coach or affiliate coach, whatever,
he would give chicks his fake name. so that he,
(19:50):
you know, they didn't know they were talking to Lane
Kiffin from the coaching. They were, they would, he would,
you know, give them a fake name in the bars
and whatnot. If you had to guess what, what nickname
Lane Kiffin was using to kick it to the chicks at.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
The bar, what would you think? Blaine Kiffin. Blaine Kiffin,
not bad. Blaine Kissin.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Blaine Kissin. Something cooler than that, right?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
You know what? How does this register on the list
of cool? I'll tell you the name that he was using.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
And again- if you can, you know, just, uh, play along.
Like if you would entertain a guy, you're at the bar,
you've had some drinks, music going on, uh, Lane Kiffin.
I don't know if you've, uh, you've seen what it
looks like. He's all right looking guy, nothing spectacular or whatever,
you know, but imagine, uh, him, you know, younger and, uh,
you guys are on a college campus. Um, you know, uh, yeah. And,
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he rolls up and he says, Hey there, my name
is Joey freshwater.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Um, no fresh fresh water.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Joey fresh water here joey fresh that was the joey
you're looking it up right.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Joey fresh water was the name that he was using
fresh water yeah but he was at this is what
he was at alabama as their offensive coordinator and he
was on campus uh kicking it to uh the sorority
girls and uh the name that he was using as
joey freshwater as as fake name goes it's not bad
it's not the best i think the best fake name
(21:31):
of all time amber let's say we're again same scenario
we're out we're on campus we're at the bar and.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Everything and uh yeah hi how are you.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
The quarterback for the team but he's using a fake
name he goes to introduce himself he's like hey what's
going on oh hi hi i'm ron mexico.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Better than Ron Jeremy.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Oh, no.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well, you're talking to Amber.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
You're talking to Amber Nova. I mean, Amber Nova isn't
Amber Nova's name. She went with like a cool sounding name.
I never got to do that. I never got a cool,
like I never got the option to get cool radio
name or like I've never used a fake name in
my life. I got to, I think.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Rockin' Ryan.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's a character. I mean, like if I'm giving somebody
a fake name, let me try to think of a
cool one real quick. You know, I've never ever had it.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
But the thing was, is being, you know, as a
Puerto Rican kid, Puerto Rican kid by Puerto Rican parents
born in California. My name was already strange enough that
I never really got a nickname either. So I always
went with Angel.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
My name is Blake Razor.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Blake Razor.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Hey, I'm Blake Razor. What's up? That's not going to work.
Blake Razor?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Oh, no.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Blake Razor Fs. For sure.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You can't go to the bar and holler and say-
Sure I can.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Hey, my name's Blake.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Hey. Hey, girl. Hey, what's your name?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
It's Amber. What's your name?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Hey, I'm Blake Razor. Why don't we get out of here?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
That sounds really cool. Like Razor, like- Kind of like
the movie Blade.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, I'm basically a black vampire daywalker. They call me
the Wesley Snipes of white people. That's cool. Yeah, Blake Razor.
It already kind of worked. I feel like it was
working there. Blake Razor knows what's up.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I won't lie, that does sound kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
See?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Blake Razor? Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
I think it's the Razor part of stuff, because Razor Ramone.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh, see, that's what she did. She went wrestling.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
My brain automatically went to Razor Ramone.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, well, I could have gone with Jeff LaRock, but
it wouldn't be too obvious. Hey, what's up? Blake Razor here.
I'm trying to think of some other famous fake names.
You're listening to the Razor's Edge, Monday through Friday on
the radio.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
You cannot steal that. You're going to get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
The razor blade.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Hey. Can you imagine if you started doing that and
WWE called you and was like, hey, you're going to
have to stop that right now?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
That's probably what would happen.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
It would.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
You can't copyright Razor's Edge. I mean, it's the edge
of a razor. It's already used in things.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
So wrestlers to this day will do the Razor's Edge
finishing move and they still call it the Razor's Edge.
They don't call it anything else.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Hell yeah. I really like your wrestling talk. You want
to get out of here?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Nerd. Come on with Blakey Rays.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Blakey Rays?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Don't you want to be Amber Nova Razaar?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Razaar.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
My family's actually French. It's pronounced Razaar. In the United States,
they call me the Razor. All my frat bros call
me that.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
The Razor?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Blake the Razor Razaar. Remington Steele. I have a buddy
of mine who goes by Remington Steele. It's his DJ name. Well,
that's a guy. I mean, that's Pierce Brosnan. Is it though? Yeah. No,
I'm saying, can you steal that? I think that's too
famous of a name. Like right now I'm watching HBO's Lanterns, right?
And it's a nerdy show about comic book stuff. But
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in the name, one of the main guy's names, like
his character's name is Jon Stewart. And I know it's
been Jon Stewart before The Daily Show, but all I
can think of is the more famous Jon Stewart as
it's happening. And this is a 6'5 black dude, not
a 3'4 Jewish man. So all I think about every
time they say Jon Stewart, and they always say his
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full name. It drives me absolutely nuts. No, you have
to have a cool name. Come on, Angel. Come up
with a cool name right now. I believe in you.
Mondo Duke. No, that's already a guy's name. You got
to have one. I mean, Angel Rivera is a pretty
cool name. Hi, I'm Angel Rivera. I just go Angel.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
There's some people's names that always fits where you say
first and last all the time. Like mine doesn't work
that way.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Why not? Because it's a lot. Angel Rivera. Yeah, Angel Rivera.
A lot of people say it like that. Yeah, a
lot of people say Angel Rivera. No, they don't. And
when people are asking about you, they go, where's Angel Rivera?
Like they always kind of use your full name.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah. That's not a thing at all. It is 100%
a thing. YouTube, text us, 77031. When you say Angel,
do you always say Angel Rivera or would you just
say Angel?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
What about me? Amber or just Amber?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
No, you're Amber Nova.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
It's always Amber Nova.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
No, I've never just called you really Amber. I would
always say Amber Nova.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Everybody calls me Amber Nova. And if there's the Novas
left out, like it's, if I went to a fashion
show and they were like, who's Flora? And I was like,
that's my real last name.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Like Kate Bishop. You'll always say Kate Bishop. You just
wouldn't say Kate. It's always Kate Bishop.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
What about a three-parter name? Freddie Prince Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Sarah Michelle Gellar works. Freddie Prince Jr. The junior's doing
all the... His last name isn't Junior.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yeah, but nobody can say just Freddie or Prince. You
have to say the full three-parter to get... Right?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, well, she's right in that regard because Freddie Prince
is his dad and a lot of people know... who
Freddie Prinze is. Like, that's my pop's era.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
You have to say all three.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
So if we're talking about Freddie Prinze Jr., you would
have to include that because he is the junior.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah. People always call me Blake D.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Razor.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You know what the D stands for?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Dumb?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You. Dork.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You're listening to Real Radio. You're listening to the Razor's Edge.
Real Radio is the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Gonna be good. I lost my paper.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
As we're ready, 104.1 Monsters of the Morning.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Want to take this opportunity to remind everybody that we've
got pitmasters and pours going down this weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Barbecue, bacon, beer, music, and wrestling.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Coming back to the city of Mount Dora this Saturday,
September the 12th. And this year, can't stress enough, it
is a free, free, free, free, free event. Got live
music from Naomi Bradshaw and the dot coms. We also
got music from Thompson Square. MWO Wrestling up front and present.
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Amber Nova, title on the line. Onyx the One, title
on the line. Russ and myself will be calling the match.
I think they're trying to sort out and get a...
Because apparently Tuna Tim's rider is absolutely ridiculous, so they're
trying to square that away with Tuna Tim to make
(28:35):
sure he makes an appearance. We're going to have college
football on the big screen.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Drone show.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
That part of the show is going to be a
special tribute to the veterans and first responders. It all
goes down at 3 p.m. Saturday, September the 12th at
Elizabeth Evans Park in beautiful Mount Dora. And this is
a free family-friendly event. If you've got more details or
you need more information, go to roadradio.fm slash event. Please
come out and hang out with us. It's a great time.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
It'll be fun. One way or another, Amber's going to
lose her belt.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
That is actually true, you guys. Whether I win or
lose my match, that MWO championship is getting auctioned off
for the Carla K cancer screening where we are going
to have a new championship belt made with a new
logo and stuff that's in processing. So I might be
no belt Nova, but I'll still be your champion.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
When I win my match.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Well, I mean, there's a chance that, you know, she's
slow rolling us and the belt makes its debut on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
You know, what if I'm just messing with you guys
and this championship just magically appears in my hands on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, you want to say that you were there to
see the unveiling of the brand new belt.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, you never know. It could happen.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Or I could just be making that up right as
we speak. Nah. Are we ready for some hot takes?
I'm sorry. We are.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Give us some hot takes. It's time for the hot take. Okay, hey.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
And you can be a part of the show. You
guys can actually go to the iHeartRadio app, click the microphone,
use the talkback function, leave us a hot take, and
we just might play your messages as we're about to
do right now.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Amber was like, I want to have something to do.
Can you finger gun and I can do the thing?
But we're already playing them. That's what we're supposed to
do like an hour ago. But then I finger gunned
you and you didn't do anything.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
You have to finger gun me like an hour ago.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Phrasing.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Hot take.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Morning, monsters. Valentin here, fellow Gen Z representative. I feel
like we've always grown up with 9-11 jokes just because
of the internet was very new at the time when
we were growing up.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
So it was very wild, wild west.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
It was very unrestricted and people could just say whatever
they want without repercussions. And us being in such an
early age in our lives, Seeing that kind of stuff
kind of separates us from the actual reality of what
it was.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
There you go. That's from a Gen Z-er from the
lips of babe's mouth. Hot take. So my top three
got to be heights, snakes, and claustrophobia. With a claustrophobia,
it's a matter of not being in control, right? Like
feeling stuck in an MRI machine. Forget that. or being
up on a bridge in the car and feeling the
sense like, I'm up here. What happens if we just
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go over the side? I don't want all that height
in my life up on.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
The, you know, edge of a balcony 20 stories up.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Forget that nonsense. And with the snakes, they just make
me super uneasy, bro.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Like, I don't know how much I am afraid of
them as they just make me uneasy.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I agree. They're shifty.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
The way they move freaks me out. Hot take. Hey, Amber.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
What do you call it? cheap circumcision.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Ew.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
A rip-off.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
That got her. That totally got her. That was genuine.
I know you guys probably won't use this, but the
one thing that really scares me is drag queens. And
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I'm not trying to be a jerk. I'm being serious.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Especially the ones who look nothing like a woman.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
They're just freaking scary.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I've heard that before. This guy was not trying to
be like a right wing drag Queens. Like I've, I
have friends that are like afraid of drag Queens and
such an interesting thing. Uh, people, there are certain people
that are afraid of Santa. Yeah. That's a thing too. Uh,
hot take.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
What up y'all?
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Um, dude, dude, it's been a crazy week. Um, But anyways, Amber,
you're definitely not afraid of heights. I myself am and
can't do any of those things you just discussed without
having a full-fledged panic attack. So you might have a
fear of something else, but it's not heights.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It ain't heights.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
I'm definitely afraid of some stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I'm definitely afraid of things. All right, last one. I'm
definitely afraid of things. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
You know when kids start cursing for the first time,
but their curse words aren't even real curse words?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
That's what Amber Nova.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Screaming wiener at the intro of KOD reminded me of.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Keep it up, kid.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
And those are the hot takes. Amber, what you got
going on?
Speaker 4 (33:24):
This Saturday, downtown Mount Dora, MWO Wrestling. You guys, it's
a free event. Bell time is 4 p.m. I expect
to see all of you out there. Follow my social media,
AmberNova73 and RealRadio1041.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Holmes, what you got going on? Oh, I'm taking a
long nap today after this one, Angel. What do you mean?
What happened? You can follow me at RyanHolmesComedy if you want,
but I'll be sleeping. All right.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
From Amber and from Ryan. My name is Angel. You
hit me up on any social media platform. It's official angel.
Email me angel at radio dot FM to tomorrow. Rush
will be back chair, but thank you guys for hanging
out with us. Make sure you stick around for the
news jockey. And then after that, it's going to be
the Jim Colbert show and you guys have an awesome day.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Hit it.
Day.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thanks for hanging out with us as we start your
day off. Make sure you hang out with us. I
was super interactive to get us up on real mobile seven, seven, seven, seven,
zero three one, or jump in the YouTube chat, follow
the YouTube channel, click and subscribe. Tell somebody about it.
That's always a super helpful to us. And one of
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my favorite parts of the day of my morning is
Brian Holmes and the KOD.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Boom, ka-choo.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Boom, boom, ka-choo.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
It's time for the daily proclamation from the king of
the Danish nation. Let's all wave our banners for the KOD.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It's only funny when Angel doesn't see what we talked
about in the first hour. I can't do certain things.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
What are the company's rules on shot callers? That was funny.
I know we couldn't do it to interns, but can
we do it to employees? Definitely not. King of Denmark
brought to you by That Mortgage Guy Don from ThatMortgageGuyDon.com.
More on that later. Yes, here with Angel and Amber Nova.
Amber Nova, by the way, dressed so slutty we got
(01:30):
kicked off with TikTok. So good job, Amber. Is that
a real thing? We got banned from TikTok because it
said we're exposing body parts.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
That is not true. I'm wearing a blouse that peeps
through with a corset blouse top.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Nothing is see-through. You don't see anything.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's the censorship of the robots, baby. That's why I
don't like AI and algorithms. Because that robot looks at
Amber Nova and goes, be my boob too sexy. Can't
have it. And then spans us off of TikTok. TikTok
is super sensitive about that. It's so sensitive. I hate censorship.
I know I work on the radio with FCC regulations,
and I get that. There's certain words I cannot say,
(02:12):
and I'm fine with that, okay? I get it. But
when it comes to TikTok, I feel like it should
be a little bit more Wild Wild West and stop
censoring Amber Nova. That's sexist, you clankers.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
You bought liquors.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
The, uh.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I watch a lot of TV with the subtitles on.
I don't know if you guys do, but I'm just
old and hard of hearing, apparently. So generally, unless I'm
watching a comedy, I have the subtitles on. Even if
it's in English language. English language.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
So you're watching English language programming with English language subtitles.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yes, because sometimes they talk so softly or the background
music or sound is too loud. I hear how old
I sound, by the way. I can't understand what they're saying.
Get a better surround sound. Yeah, but I was watching
Lanterns last night, and I'm on episode four, and I've
started to like it, but I watch it with the
subtitles on, and that's just how I do it. But
if I go on to Prime and watch something, and
(03:08):
I watch adult things. I'm an adult man. I pay taxes.
If I have the subtitles on Amazon Prime, it censors
curse words. Even though the audio says it, the subtitle
will put little stars. That's got to be a setting
on your account. It's not a setting. I looked into it.
(03:29):
This is really a thing. They've just decided to censor
the closed captioning, which I feel is a disservice to
not only me, but to like deaf people in general.
Like you're now the arbiter of what deaf people can read.
And I'm not a big fan of that. I... I
don't like it. I get it if there was a
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setting that said, like, hey, bleep out curse words, both
auditorily and visually, then I'd be okay with that. But
this is nothing you can change. I don't like the
way the world is going, and the robots are way
too heavy-handed when it comes to this kind of stuff.
Amber Nova's just wearing a normal ass.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
top yeah don't they have girls in like bikinis on.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Tiktok apparently not i don't know if they don't get
monetized but we get banned so you know what i'm
we're gonna have to free the nipple and fight the
robots at the same time and i just it's gonna
be a lot.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Wait fyi my nipples are not out that's not what he.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Meant no i don't mean your nipples are out but
i'm a big i'm a proponent of free the nipple
i think women should be able to like walk around
topless and it not be a crime That's just how
I feel about things. Not because I want to see boobies,
but because- That's definitely why. It's a bonus. But also
because I can do it. It feels weird that I'm
a man. I can take my shirt off. I can
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mow the lawn. No big deal. The police wave hello
as they go by. But a lady, if you were
to do that, straight to jail. Straight to jail.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
I sit on my patio chairs in the sun sometimes
and just tan in my bikini. But yeah, you're right.
I can't just sit there topless like a guy.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
So, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
In other countries, you can.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
The robot's too heavy-handed. Calm it down, robots. Amber Noah,
she looks just fine. How dare you? TikTok.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Well, thank you. I think it's a cute little outfit.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Amber, what are you scared of?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
What am I scared of?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, like, I'll tell you me. I'm afraid of snakes.
I don't like snakes. You bring a snake around me,
I'm going to run away like a little girl. What
are you afraid of?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I threw a snake around my shoulders when we did Gatorland.
You remember? That was pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay, because it's spooky season, you know.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
And I'm a spooky baddie.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You're not.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
You're a pumpkin spice lady is what you are.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
I like spooky, but I like cute spooky.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Yeah, but I want to talk about the top 10
fears of Americans for 2026.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I know the number one.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Okay, hit me.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Being in the dark.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Fear of the Dark does not come in my top
10 that I have in front of me.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Oh, this is your list that you made? Or is
this a list that people answered?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
This is a list done by psychologists to do 2026's
biggest fears for spooky season. But these are real fears.
This isn't a clown chasing you. This is not a
ghost coming at you. These are real things. Number one.
Let's go backwards. Let's go backwards on the list. Number 10. Okay. Trypophobia.
Do you know what that is? Never heard of it.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
No.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Trypophobia. This is one that people have. And I've seen,
I have friends who have this.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
It's an intense fear of overwhelming, like an overwhelming fear
of clusters of holes. And I've seen this. A lot
of people have this. Easy. A lot of people have
this with an iPhone. You see how my iPhone has
like three little circles? For some people, that freaks them
out for whatever reason. So like a sponge. If they
see a sponge, they're like, get that thing away from me.
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Too many holes.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Do you know where my mind just went when you
said that?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
God, I can only imagine. Where did it go?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Decubitus ulcers in patients that are like.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Decubitus ulcer. He plays for North Carolina?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
No, they're wounds and holes in patients' bodies. Like, if you're...
You know, in a... Like, a paralyzed patient.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
If I Google this.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
There are holes... It's like a... It's a hole in
your body. It smells like rotting flesh. It looks like
a hole in a body. And, you know, a lot
of patients that are paralyzed or... Bed-bound... You know, they
have to.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Bed sores.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yes, bed sores. You have to rotate them constantly... to
keep them from getting more.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
So when I think holes, I think you said multiple holes,
like holes in your body? Because that would be scary.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I might have to put something on the screen for you.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
So bed sores. I don't know if you'll be able
to pull that up on YouTube, to be honest.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I'm not going to pull up bed sores on YouTube.
I'll show you an example of what I'm talking about.
It's things with holes in them. Like there's that one
flower that's got like way too many holes. It's this.
So it's like things with a lot of holes in it. Now,
these are AI images, a lot of them. But when
people see something like this, they lose their mind. Okay,
(08:10):
I don't have this, but it is a thing. Well,
that's not real.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Well, it's disconcerting when you see it on people's faces.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Well, yeah, but there's diseases that do actually look like that. Okay, fine.
You guys don't have that one.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Oh, my gosh. Would that be like STDs? That's scary
if you think of. I'm just, you're pulling up pictures
of weird things with.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Holes all over people. Is there an STD that gives
you a bunch of holes? I don't know. I know
that's how you get them. All right, how about this one?
Fear of flying at number nine.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Yeah, my dad has that.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
He just can't get on a plane.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
He drove to Jersey three times this year.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
Really?
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Interesting. I just rewatched Roadhouse. And the guy Dalton, he's
the baddest of badasses. He's the cooler. He's the head bouncer.
He can fight anybody. He literally takes several knives and
gunshots in this movie. You know what he can't do?
Fly on a plane. What a weird thing to give
that character.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
I thought this list had to do with spooky season stuff.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
These are real fears that people have. We're doing fears.
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Well, I thought, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I told you it's not clowns and ghosts. It's real fears.
All right, what about this one? Claustrophobia. You got that one?
Speaker 4 (09:18):
That is definitely a real fear.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I have that one as well. I learned that when
I got locked in a sleeping bag by a bully.
And I was like, I was so terrified. I couldn't
get out. I was in tight space. And then ever
since then, I can't go in your closets. I can't
go in little tiny spots.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Would a version of claustrophobia be like, I'm not good?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Not that I'm not good. Everything's claustrophobic. You're big as hell.
I get very aware of.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Small quarters or like when we're in a space and
then all of a sudden it gets jam-packed with people.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
But you guys also are six foot two. You're over six.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
First of all, I'm six foot four.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
Right. Both of you are extremely tall.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
No, no.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
But this is one of those things, like, again, like,
you could be in any kind of space, but as
soon as it gets over... It seems overfilled or gets.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Cramped, that sets.
You know, I become real. That's claustrophobia. It's like claustrophobia,
but it's claustrophobia. Uh, okay. I got this.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
But I, like, I like jumping into, uh, you know,
overtly small cars. That doesn't bother me.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
That bothers me. I don't want to be locked in
the trunk of a car. I could handle it. Like,
I won't pass out. But if it's a tiny, tiny
little box I'm put into, that would, that would freak
me out.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Well, hopefully no one puts you in a tiny box. Uh,
I have this one. Here's a real one for me.
Fear dogs.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
You own two dogs.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I do not fear my dogs, but everybody else's dogs,
I cannot help it. It's built into me where I
am apprehensive about a dog. They could be the friendliest
dog in the world. Until I become cool with said dog,
I'm not okay. Yeah, I don't have that. Like Russ's
dog freaks me the hell out because he's aggressive ass
(11:06):
dog that looks like it's going to chomp my face off.
And the whole time we had broadcast from his house,
I hated it.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I hate it.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
I'm sure he's a sweet dog to Russ. Their other
dog is the sweetest dog in the world. But if
I'm not bonded with a dog, if I haven't been
cool with it, all dogs can stay the hell away
from me.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
No, I don't have that.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Okay. Like an actual fear fear? Yes. Because when we
went to Gatorland, you were a little afraid of the gators, right? No.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
I know they can move fast, but those ones are
big fat lazy gators and they don't scare me.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I still don't trust them though.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Okay. Fear Heights at number three.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
That's a yes for me.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Even though I will jump off the top rope and
doesn't quite make sense. And I've been skydiving and I
did the zip line and. I will still do things
scared because of stupidity.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Can you look over the edge of a building?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Braving.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
A tall building? Could you go up to the roof
and look over the edge?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, there's a rooftop bar I like to go and
do that to.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
So you are not afraid of heights?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
No, I am.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
It scares me a little. But I know that I'm
safe between this glass.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
A person who's afraid of heights ain't doing none of that.
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yeah, but I know I have a barrier of safeness.
It's not that scary.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You can fly in planes. You can do zip lines.
You can look over edges of buildings. You're fine with heights.
That's not a phobia, then. Oh, okay. Number two is snakes,
and you should be afraid of snakes. They're the worst.
I think that's across the board.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
I'm way more afraid of cockroaches and bugs than I
am of snakes.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Okay, there we go. And that brings us to number
one fear.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
I knew it. It was bugs.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
It's a bug, but it's a specific kind of bug.
What bug?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Tarantula.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
There you go. Spiders. Spiders is the number one fear
of Americans.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
I think cockroaches are way scarier.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Spiders don't freak me out.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Cockroaches don't freak me out. Spiders, especially when it's like
the ones that you don't normally see. I know that
we're supposed to be cool with spiders and everything, but
what's that one indicative to Florida?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
The brown... Recluse? Yeah. That one, when I see that one,
that gets my attention. First of all, they're tiny and
they're hiding and they're full of poison.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
I just forgot.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Excuse me, venom.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
The scariest one of all bugs, the centipede. The big, long,
red centipedes. And those things grow in other countries massively big.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Centipede.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Those are terrifying. They generally don't attack humans for the
most part, the centipede. But I get what you're saying
because it's a snake and a bug at the same time.
But spiders don't freak me out. Spider webs, when it's dark,
especially in the morning when I'm leaving for work, I
hate that. If I don't know where the spider is
and I'm in the web, that's the only time I'm
ever like, okay, I do hate you tiny little eight-legged bastards.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Stop, drop, and roll.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
I gotta stop, drop, and roll.
Speaker 4 (13:46):
Well, you have to get it off you.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
You do. You do. It's a sticky situation. You know
what else is a sticky situation? working with a mortgage
guy who's not that mortgage guy Don. You don't want
to get caught up in a web of not only lies,
but legalities and money. Okay? You want to work with
that mortgage guy Don. It's not scary at all. He's
a very friendly guy. He has a very funny Instagram.
(14:09):
You should follow that mortgage guy, Don, on Instagram. He's
making comedy mortgage videos, which is the hardest thing to
do in the world, if you ask me. That's what
I'd be afraid of. They're like, Ryan, you have to
make 100 comedy mortgage videos.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
I'm terrified. I can't do it. So go to that
mortgage guy, Don. Don't miss the boat. Compare your quote
with that mortgage guy, Don, and so it shall be.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
I froze there because I wasn't sure if I was
just going to go to break and come back after
that or if I was going to tease. I was
like in mid-thought and I thought you were going to
go a little bit longer. I already went way too long. Yeah,
that's what just happened here. But you're listening to Real
Radio 104. Actually, you know, this is what we're going
to do. This is your guys' chance. Hit us up
(14:54):
on the talkbacks. Leave us a bunch of talkbacks. We're
going to be playing those momentarily. And then hit us
up on RealMobile, 77031. I know you guys have been
crazy active in the YouTube chat. Thank you guys so
much for that. And we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Don't miss the boat.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Don't compare your quote with that mortgage.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Hey, it's Rory at 104.1.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Monsters in the morning.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
You're rocking with the best. Hanging out with Ryan Holmes, KOD.
MWO Women's Champion.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Amber.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Amber's Nova. Hope you guys are having a fantastic, amazing morning.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
And on the heels of it being NBA starting off today,
or NBA NFL starting off today, one of the stories
that's circulating all this morning and, um, Curious how you
guys feel, or Amber, just to bring you up to speed, Amber,
I know that you're a hardcore LSU fan.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
All you do is talk about the LSU Tigers. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Rawr.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
So great.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
And that's the famous LFU catchphrase. So great.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
And I know that, I mean, you've been championing Lane
Kiffin from the moment that he went there as the
head coach.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
So this is not shocking to you. You're well aware
of all of this, but I want to let Ryan
know and bring Ryan up to speed. So Ryan, I
don't know if you're aware of this, but today Ryan,
at some point today or later on this morning, the
SEC is going to have a vote. And they're going
to decide whether LSU gets to stay in the SEC.
(16:38):
And it's all basically on the heels of or backed
by the fact that Lane Kiffin and LSU, Lane Kiffin
in particular, was interested in signing two guys, two, three
guys to his LSU team that had played, had worked out,
And we're on, you know, workout rosters in the NFL
(17:02):
and to bring those back. And so the SEC is
like having a confidence or no confidence in the LSU
vote later on.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
And I find that hysterical. I find that Lane Kiffin
is that dude that will cheat. Yeah, I mean, football
is about classically about finding ways to cheat for sure.
I mean, Pop Warner, the guy that we, you know,
celebrate children's football for. Guy was like a known, let's
call it rule bender best case scenario cheater. There's a
(17:31):
lot of rules that exist because of that guy specifically.
So they're always pushing the boundaries in sports like this.
This is the dumbest move possible. I want this to
backfire on LSU so hard because they're... they're in my
top three of worst fandoms and LSU thinks they're bigger
than they are. They have a huge chip on their
shoulder and they, they, they're going into this thing and
(17:52):
the SEC can't do this without LLS. You grow tigers.
And then I know how to say it properly. Um,
And this is the kick in the butt that this
needs because we can't have this. We've already ruined college
football so much, whether it be the portals or whatever else.
We're not going backwards. Yeah. This is such a stupid move.
(18:15):
Good luck. He's only been a coach since 2026. I
don't know why. He's not like a legacy coach like
some of these guys from Alabama is. There was a
fascinating story in Variety magazine about the history of Lane Kiffin.
As a head coach, Lane Kiffin, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
And I know Amber's totally aware of all this, but
he was at Alabama for a second. He was at
USC for a hot, quick second. He was at Ole
Miss for a hot, quick second. What was the Florida college?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
FIU? No, Florida Atlantic. Florida Atlantic. So he's, you're right.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
He doesn't have, let's say the pedigree, but he's been
coaching for a minute.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Sure, but his coaching background is literally like he was
in the Jacksonville Jaguars for a year doing a backup job.
He's like the quality control guy. He's not this prestige-ridden coach.
So this feels A, desperate, and B, stupid. And it
just seems, and C, unnecessary. So I don't know why
(19:22):
this is a thing. I really hope it backfires. I
hope there is some kind of penalty that does happen
to LSU because you can't. Be doing silly stuff like this.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
So this again, adding more to the Lane Kiffin history
or lore of his. So when he was younger and
partying on campuses as a associate coach or affiliate coach, whatever,
he would give chicks his fake name. so that he,
(19:50):
you know, they didn't know they were talking to Lane
Kiffin from the coaching. They were, they would, he would,
you know, give them a fake name in the bars
and whatnot. If you had to guess what, what nickname
Lane Kiffin was using to kick it to the chicks at.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
The bar, what would you think? Blaine Kiffin. Blaine Kiffin,
not bad. Blaine Kissin.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Blaine Kissin. Something cooler than that, right?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
You know what? How does this register on the list
of cool? I'll tell you the name that he was using.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
And again- if you can, you know, just, uh, play along.
Like if you would entertain a guy, you're at the bar,
you've had some drinks, music going on, uh, Lane Kiffin.
I don't know if you've, uh, you've seen what it
looks like. He's all right looking guy, nothing spectacular or whatever,
you know, but imagine, uh, him, you know, younger and, uh,
you guys are on a college campus. Um, you know, uh, yeah. And,
(20:50):
he rolls up and he says, Hey there, my name
is Joey freshwater.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Um, no fresh fresh water.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
Joey fresh water here joey fresh that was the joey
you're looking it up right.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Joey fresh water was the name that he was using
fresh water yeah but he was at this is what
he was at alabama as their offensive coordinator and he
was on campus uh kicking it to uh the sorority
girls and uh the name that he was using as
joey freshwater as as fake name goes it's not bad
it's not the best i think the best fake name
(21:31):
of all time amber let's say we're again same scenario
we're out we're on campus we're at the bar and.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Everything and uh yeah hi how are you.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
The quarterback for the team but he's using a fake
name he goes to introduce himself he's like hey what's
going on oh hi hi i'm ron mexico.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Better than Ron Jeremy.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Oh, no.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well, you're talking to Amber.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
You're talking to Amber Nova. I mean, Amber Nova isn't
Amber Nova's name. She went with like a cool sounding name.
I never got to do that. I never got a cool,
like I never got the option to get cool radio
name or like I've never used a fake name in
my life. I got to, I think.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
Rockin' Ryan.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
That's a character. I mean, like if I'm giving somebody
a fake name, let me try to think of a
cool one real quick. You know, I've never ever had it.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
But the thing was, is being, you know, as a
Puerto Rican kid, Puerto Rican kid by Puerto Rican parents
born in California. My name was already strange enough that
I never really got a nickname either. So I always
went with Angel.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
My name is Blake Razor.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Blake Razor.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Hey, I'm Blake Razor. What's up? That's not going to work.
Blake Razor?
Speaker 5 (22:44):
Oh, no.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Blake Razor Fs. For sure.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You can't go to the bar and holler and say-
Sure I can.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
Hey, my name's Blake.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Hey. Hey, girl. Hey, what's your name?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
It's Amber. What's your name?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Hey, I'm Blake Razor. Why don't we get out of here?
Speaker 4 (22:58):
That sounds really cool. Like Razor, like- Kind of like
the movie Blade.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, I'm basically a black vampire daywalker. They call me
the Wesley Snipes of white people. That's cool. Yeah, Blake Razor.
It already kind of worked. I feel like it was
working there. Blake Razor knows what's up.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
I won't lie, that does sound kind of cool.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
See?
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Boom.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Blake Razor? Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
I think it's the Razor part of stuff, because Razor Ramone.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh, see, that's what she did. She went wrestling.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
My brain automatically went to Razor Ramone.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, well, I could have gone with Jeff LaRock, but
it wouldn't be too obvious. Hey, what's up? Blake Razor here.
I'm trying to think of some other famous fake names.
You're listening to the Razor's Edge, Monday through Friday on
the radio.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
You cannot steal that. You're going to get in trouble.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
The razor blade.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Hey. Can you imagine if you started doing that and
WWE called you and was like, hey, you're going to
have to stop that right now?
Speaker 1 (23:54):
That's probably what would happen.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
It would.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
You can't copyright Razor's Edge. I mean, it's the edge
of a razor. It's already used in things.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
So wrestlers to this day will do the Razor's Edge
finishing move and they still call it the Razor's Edge.
They don't call it anything else.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Hell yeah. I really like your wrestling talk. You want
to get out of here?
Speaker 3 (24:13):
Yes, sir.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Nerd. Come on with Blakey Rays.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
Blakey Rays?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Don't you want to be Amber Nova Razaar?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
Razaar.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
My family's actually French. It's pronounced Razaar. In the United States,
they call me the Razor. All my frat bros call
me that.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
The Razor?
Speaker 5 (24:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
Why is that?
Speaker 1 (24:35):
Blake the Razor Razaar. Remington Steele. I have a buddy
of mine who goes by Remington Steele. It's his DJ name. Well,
that's a guy. I mean, that's Pierce Brosnan. Is it though? Yeah. No,
I'm saying, can you steal that? I think that's too
famous of a name. Like right now I'm watching HBO's Lanterns, right?
And it's a nerdy show about comic book stuff. But
(24:57):
in the name, one of the main guy's names, like
his character's name is Jon Stewart. And I know it's
been Jon Stewart before The Daily Show, but all I
can think of is the more famous Jon Stewart as
it's happening. And this is a 6'5 black dude, not
a 3'4 Jewish man. So all I think about every
time they say Jon Stewart, and they always say his
(25:18):
full name. It drives me absolutely nuts. No, you have
to have a cool name. Come on, Angel. Come up
with a cool name right now. I believe in you.
Mondo Duke. No, that's already a guy's name. You got
to have one. I mean, Angel Rivera is a pretty
cool name. Hi, I'm Angel Rivera. I just go Angel.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
There's some people's names that always fits where you say
first and last all the time. Like mine doesn't work
that way.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Why not? Because it's a lot. Angel Rivera. Yeah, Angel Rivera.
A lot of people say it like that. Yeah, a
lot of people say Angel Rivera. No, they don't. And
when people are asking about you, they go, where's Angel Rivera?
Like they always kind of use your full name.
Speaker 4 (25:56):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Yeah. That's not a thing at all. It is 100%
a thing. YouTube, text us, 77031. When you say Angel,
do you always say Angel Rivera or would you just
say Angel?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
What about me? Amber or just Amber?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
No, you're Amber Nova.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
It's always Amber Nova.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
No, I've never just called you really Amber. I would
always say Amber Nova.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Everybody calls me Amber Nova. And if there's the Novas
left out, like it's, if I went to a fashion
show and they were like, who's Flora? And I was like,
that's my real last name.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Like Kate Bishop. You'll always say Kate Bishop. You just
wouldn't say Kate. It's always Kate Bishop.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
What about a three-parter name? Freddie Prince Jr., Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
Sarah Michelle Gellar works. Freddie Prince Jr. The junior's doing
all the... His last name isn't Junior.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yeah, but nobody can say just Freddie or Prince. You
have to say the full three-parter to get... Right?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Yeah, well, she's right in that regard because Freddie Prince
is his dad and a lot of people know... who
Freddie Prinze is. Like, that's my pop's era.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
You have to say all three.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
So if we're talking about Freddie Prinze Jr., you would
have to include that because he is the junior.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Yeah. People always call me Blake D.
Speaker 3 (27:05):
Razor.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
You know what the D stands for?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Dumb?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Nope.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You. Dork.
Speaker 4 (27:12):
We'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
You're listening to Real Radio. You're listening to the Razor's Edge.
Real Radio is the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Gonna be good. I lost my paper.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
As we're ready, 104.1 Monsters of the Morning.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Want to take this opportunity to remind everybody that we've
got pitmasters and pours going down this weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Barbecue, bacon, beer, music, and wrestling.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Coming back to the city of Mount Dora this Saturday,
September the 12th. And this year, can't stress enough, it
is a free, free, free, free, free event. Got live
music from Naomi Bradshaw and the dot coms. We also
got music from Thompson Square. MWO Wrestling up front and present.
(28:15):
Amber Nova, title on the line. Onyx the One, title
on the line. Russ and myself will be calling the match.
I think they're trying to sort out and get a...
Because apparently Tuna Tim's rider is absolutely ridiculous, so they're
trying to square that away with Tuna Tim to make
(28:35):
sure he makes an appearance. We're going to have college
football on the big screen.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Drone show.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
That part of the show is going to be a
special tribute to the veterans and first responders. It all
goes down at 3 p.m. Saturday, September the 12th at
Elizabeth Evans Park in beautiful Mount Dora. And this is
a free family-friendly event. If you've got more details or
you need more information, go to roadradio.fm slash event. Please
come out and hang out with us. It's a great time.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
It'll be fun. One way or another, Amber's going to
lose her belt.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
That is actually true, you guys. Whether I win or
lose my match, that MWO championship is getting auctioned off
for the Carla K cancer screening where we are going
to have a new championship belt made with a new
logo and stuff that's in processing. So I might be
no belt Nova, but I'll still be your champion.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
When I win my match.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Well, I mean, there's a chance that, you know, she's
slow rolling us and the belt makes its debut on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
You know, what if I'm just messing with you guys
and this championship just magically appears in my hands on Saturday?
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Yeah, you want to say that you were there to
see the unveiling of the brand new belt.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Yeah, you never know. It could happen.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Or I could just be making that up right as
we speak. Nah. Are we ready for some hot takes?
I'm sorry. We are.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Go ahead.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Give us some hot takes. It's time for the hot take. Okay, hey.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
And you can be a part of the show. You
guys can actually go to the iHeartRadio app, click the microphone,
use the talkback function, leave us a hot take, and
we just might play your messages as we're about to
do right now.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Amber was like, I want to have something to do.
Can you finger gun and I can do the thing?
But we're already playing them. That's what we're supposed to
do like an hour ago. But then I finger gunned
you and you didn't do anything.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
You have to finger gun me like an hour ago.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Phrasing.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Hot take.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
Morning, monsters. Valentin here, fellow Gen Z representative. I feel
like we've always grown up with 9-11 jokes just because
of the internet was very new at the time when
we were growing up.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
So it was very wild, wild west.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
It was very unrestricted and people could just say whatever
they want without repercussions. And us being in such an
early age in our lives, Seeing that kind of stuff
kind of separates us from the actual reality of what
it was.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
There you go. That's from a Gen Z-er from the
lips of babe's mouth. Hot take. So my top three
got to be heights, snakes, and claustrophobia. With a claustrophobia,
it's a matter of not being in control, right? Like
feeling stuck in an MRI machine. Forget that. or being
up on a bridge in the car and feeling the
sense like, I'm up here. What happens if we just
(31:22):
go over the side? I don't want all that height
in my life up on.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
The, you know, edge of a balcony 20 stories up.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
Forget that nonsense. And with the snakes, they just make
me super uneasy, bro.
Speaker 6 (31:32):
Like, I don't know how much I am afraid of
them as they just make me uneasy.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
I agree. They're shifty.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
The way they move freaks me out. Hot take. Hey, Amber.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
What's up?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
What do you call it? cheap circumcision.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
Ew.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
A rip-off.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
That got her. That totally got her. That was genuine.
I know you guys probably won't use this, but the
one thing that really scares me is drag queens. And
(32:11):
I'm not trying to be a jerk. I'm being serious.
Speaker 4 (32:15):
Especially the ones who look nothing like a woman.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
They're just freaking scary.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I've heard that before. This guy was not trying to
be like a right wing drag Queens. Like I've, I
have friends that are like afraid of drag Queens and
such an interesting thing. Uh, people, there are certain people
that are afraid of Santa. Yeah. That's a thing too. Uh,
hot take.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
What up y'all?
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Um, dude, dude, it's been a crazy week. Um, But anyways, Amber,
you're definitely not afraid of heights. I myself am and
can't do any of those things you just discussed without
having a full-fledged panic attack. So you might have a
fear of something else, but it's not heights.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
It ain't heights.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
I'm definitely afraid of some stuff.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
I'm definitely afraid of things. All right, last one. I'm
definitely afraid of things. I don't know.
Speaker 5 (33:06):
You know when kids start cursing for the first time,
but their curse words aren't even real curse words?
Speaker 1 (33:11):
That's what Amber Nova.
Speaker 6 (33:12):
Screaming wiener at the intro of KOD reminded me of.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Keep it up, kid.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
And those are the hot takes. Amber, what you got
going on?
Speaker 4 (33:24):
This Saturday, downtown Mount Dora, MWO Wrestling. You guys, it's
a free event. Bell time is 4 p.m. I expect
to see all of you out there. Follow my social media,
AmberNova73 and RealRadio1041.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Holmes, what you got going on? Oh, I'm taking a
long nap today after this one, Angel. What do you mean?
What happened? You can follow me at RyanHolmesComedy if you want,
but I'll be sleeping. All right.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
From Amber and from Ryan. My name is Angel. You
hit me up on any social media platform. It's official angel.
Email me angel at radio dot FM to tomorrow. Rush
will be back chair, but thank you guys for hanging
out with us. Make sure you stick around for the
news jockey. And then after that, it's going to be
the Jim Colbert show and you guys have an awesome day.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Hit it.
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