November 13, 2025 • 40 mins
THURSDAY HR 4 George Wallace and Killer Beaz have a very cool moment catching up! George Wallace and Killer Beaz. George shares stories from back in the day! News From The Headlines No More Pennies.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
How cool is this?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So you guys weren't able to see this, but George
Wallace and Killer Bees I've known each other for some time,
and that's the first time they were able to kind
of chat and talk and catch up with each other,
give me each other hugs. It's all on our YouTube channel,
Real Radio Monsters on YouTube. Killer Bees of course on
the Monster Guest Hall of.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Fame is a guest here today.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And you know a lot of times when a big
famous star like George Wallace comes in, they're like, you
got him for one segment and then he's got to go,
And that's what I thought was gonna But George is like,
now I'm sticking around, and I knew a Killer Bees
was coming in, and he was so excited to see
how you doing, Bees.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm doing great? A treat.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
When's the last time you saw George Wallace thirty years?
Thirty years at least?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh my god, Hell, he's great. Look at him.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
The first thing he said was, is he still alive?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I get that a lot. I get I'm sending in.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
A long time because we were just the reason that
we've just talked about Bob siting a few people. Yeah, yeah,
but I'm glad, kind of I'm kind of choking up
a little bit because I get to see him.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You know here man are when I was a little
boy in the business. George is out there killing it. Man,
Holy cow, what a tree.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
This is so wonderful. You guys did a big thing
this morning. This is the greatest thing that this is.
You got grow post talking about the real comedians were
talking the real coming in is your yiad sitting back
and sit at the back table.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
List wait wait, logged in. I material on a notepad
with the pen. See you're getting right.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You don't know anything. You gotta ask you. You gotta get
a punchline from.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Chat funny for me and it does it. Now, that's
the future in town this week.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I am I'm I'm at the Maasuric Winery in Brooksville.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
In brooks he gets people gonna be drunk see killer bees.
Because he's on the Monster Guests Hall of Fame. Anytime
he comes in town, he is welcome to come in here,
plug whatever he wants. That's one of the things that
we did that makes it good. And I was just
explaining to him about the you know, the Hall of
Fame and people get a little.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
They want to put me on the top rope, the
top road because killer Bees. I don't know, since you
were here last Hulk Hogan died. So now in in line,
all of them have died in you know, in line.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You got first, it was John Witherspoon, then at the
Eddie uh Money, then Routhy May, then Bob Saggott. This
year it's hault Cogan. So if we go down to
the next one, that it's either Burke Chreischer or Killer Bees.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You know which way you go.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
We're going to go to Rite. You read right, Yes,
we're gonna do it like that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
When I first saw that and I was the last
in line, I was kind of I wanted to be offended,
But now I'm like, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I know that's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we we
Two more people were inducted this year. Billy Gardell nomination.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So I don't know, God, I've not.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Out of Saint Louis very nice guy. He's done a
lot for comedy too.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
He's been around a while. Yeah, but now I don't
think I've made him. Now I may have.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I came in here and just like George just would
sit and hang with us and just one of the
nicest guy school. Yeah, he's old school.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And one of the reasons why we did it is
because not every comic these days, George wants to come
in here live and sit and talk to us. They
want to still be on camera or whatever because they
don't want to leave their.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't have to because there's a new school, the
social media. They don't care about doing television like we
we had three just three networks Tonight's Show or whatever
you get on TV. Now they make their own TV. Yeah,
they don't need they don't need you. They make their
own TV. They got more listeners than some you know,
with the podcast everything like that, and I applaud the
kids that do that. But it's always a better interview
(04:16):
when someone comes in.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Oh, come on, as you know, there's nothing like face
to face, eye contact, face to face, like you can
go back and forth. There's no lag in time.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
She gets to talk.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But I know your mouth and I do. My hotel
is at Miami. I drove all the way up here
just to be live in studio. Wow, stop telling the story.
I think I drove.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I drove in from Mobile, Alabama to come say these guys.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You know the mobile Alabama I do. I'm coming there
and do someber I think, really yeah, yeah, I'm doing
some theater there. You have got to come on the
show with me.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Would that be the the Crescent?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I have no idea. I just gonna I'm just gonna
fly in Miami. You know the name the street after me?
In Miami. Not in Miami with your mobile about Montgomery,
You're gonna be a Montgomer mobile.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Now I'm in mobile down the coast Montgomery.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Barbecue place Capital, that's the barbecue place. What's the black
man named with the barbecue? He's out of mobile.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
There's a dream land.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Barbecue right right right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
See that right? So I'm going to Montgomery, Alabama, and
that's where I'm going. That's after me, after me and Montgomery.
Did they really George Wallace that.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I remember those days?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Now? Amber definitely would not get that joke.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Now, let me say this real quick while I'm in
here with the world famous uh George Wallace. We back
in the day, we had to learn to be funny
on the radio. We had to learn how to go
in there and not say yes, no, yeah, you know.
We had to learn how to actually suck it up, man,
and paint that picture just through words. Nobody language.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
But there was a lot of radio guys though, we
kind of just sit and look at you and be
funny right lately.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Well and all those questions, yeah, you don't mind them.
The ones that were hard are the ones that want
to banter with us. Yeah, I know those, and we're
trying to say something. Dude, just just look at me
and hush.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I wasn't gonna banter there do. I look at you
and hushing up.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
And you know what, You've been very kind and may
all have all been very kind to me, man, And
it is so cool to see another of the old
school guys.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
There's not a whole bunch of us left.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
No, it's not. This is so you guys have no
idea how we feel that. I just I see him
or whatever. And I could tell you you legitimately were
happy that he was coming in. My God, you said,
I'm going no way, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You know, you know what when I told them management
that I think you know we got killer bees boy
with George Wallace is in town, I'm like, well, I'm
not gonna tell George Wallace.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I have to come in. Well I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
At the same time, they're like, oh, no, George might
get mad because uh beesus is propos and they're.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Working out there. Come see both of my shows. Go
see him comes. I mean, that's where I am.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
There's so much respect right now, and just ah with this, gentleman,
I'm looking at across this table. Brother, I told tell
you right, it's a tough art form and it weeds
people out. And the cats who have hung in there,
who have that self confidence and a message and the
gift to be able to share that with people.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Man, you know that's it's one of those guys that
has respect in the community right. Well, know, it's something
actually different about us at the school. We grew up,
and we grew up. We grew up loving each other
and hanging out actually writing jokes together. This doesn't work out,
maybe try this line and do this and do that.
We just we're fraternity. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
As time went on, though, did it get to the
point where it's super competitive and guys were kind of
fighting with each other.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'm not in your uh nothing with your.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Time, but Ryan, when you say some of the comedians
got a little uh super competitive.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
And the comedians I know in the time I grew up,
they're toxic as hell, and they like they'll say good.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
For you, but they'll be very angry. These guys don't
seem like that. They seem like a differentuine.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
That's what I said when when he said he wrote
like writes jokes, like he spent time with the pads,
writing with Seinfeld and doing that. I've personally seen very
few of that, and or no one wants to write
with me.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's a new day too. It's a new day, a
new school. And so you guys think that we do,
like right now, you guys gonna help me. This is
what we did. I'm trying to work on a joke
with using the word worser, wor thicker, long and bigger, stronger, better?
Why not worser?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Right?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Why not worse? I could do the economy? Is it worse?
A worser? I'm gonna come up with something on it.
By the time you get the Saturday night, we're gonna
have something that I don't care if it's not even funny.
If you come to the if you come to.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
The ship, and that's our strength, that's our super.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
What people don't understand is the feeling like watching the
two of you talk and like just being in this
space with you guys is really super super cool because
like there is a genuine love and respect for each
other that you guys have and the joy, Like I
can feel the joy from within both of you that
you see each other and that you get to talk
and like have this moment with us. So thank you
(09:17):
for sharing that with us as well in our audience.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
It's really cool.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I've seen it. When's the last time you were in
Central Florida. It's been a while, right, I think, so
it was kind of a blur.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I do so much which the television show, right, Yeah,
I'm on that TV show George Moonshiners on the disc.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I used to do a joke on that show Moonshine.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I've been on for ten seasons. I get to make
with hell Billy so yeah yeah yeah, so uh so
what's been man Ford? A great career? This is and
may what a tree just.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Dudents on Loan Shine. I did a joke about that
there's the making whisky in the wood, uh huh, and
they always looking up to see if the police coming,
but bamn the hand to get a permit to make
the TV shows.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
We have to have the highway for troll stop traffic
while we hide from all we.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Gotta take a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
We got Killer Bees here with us day, we got
George Wallace here and they're catching up, which is awesome,
and uh it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Is a pretty damn good day. All right. Well, well
we'll chat with him some more when we come back.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the mantras in the morning.
Welcome out to the monsters. Want to drow Radio one
of four point went two comic legends in today. I
don't think we've ever had that before. Killer Bees here where.
It's always good to see Bees a good friend of
(10:53):
the show. Awesome, Uh, awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
To see him. He's gonna be a Brooksville this weekend.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Try to add Masareka Winery Saturday Night, Saturday Night and
the Killer Tom b e Azcuse we did not know
any better.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
George Wallace here with us.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I was just thinking during the break about something, George,
and I'm asked both of you guys, can see what
you think about this. Certainly certain comments, certain comics, comics
stand the test of time, right, and I've got this.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know, we're talking about social media and all this.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And I got this little thing I do, and I'll
go and watch particular comedians, old school comedians, and it
just makes me laugh. And I've got three and I
want to find out, like if you a if you agree,
and if you you might have bumped into some of
these guys I don't know, and who you think stands
the test of time?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
One for me is I love and we didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I got a chance to interview him, and I just
think he I think it stands the test of time.
It doesn't, it doesn't seem to be outdated or whatever.
Don Rickles?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Of course you did you know Don Rickles? And do
you agree that his and he stands at test of time? Always? Always, always,
I'm going to show you something right now, anybody you
talk about I got him, Okay, I'm the second one.
I don't know if you how about you? Did you
(12:11):
run into Don Rickles beast?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I worked the night after he did at a venue
one time.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But but you know, he asked you did you work
wh him? I didn't ask you who worked out of
the night.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
My wife, God, we had him on the phone and
he killed and he was he was up there at
the time.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It didn't matter. He was still just funnier now.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Uh, And I'll go back and watch all these little
Don Rickles things on reels, right, and I'll go watch.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So so you did know him. I didn't know my
I went to a few of his shows. He came
to my show in Las Vegas. So he worked at
uh the Orleans the last time he was in Las Vegas.
Huh before he died. And I think I did a
Tonight show with him, did you really? I think?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
He was with Johnny but Johnny Yeah, Wow, he was fantastic.
You were on with Johnny Carson.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Just what's wrong with you? Rossi's I mean, George, that's okay.
So the first time you go out and do Johnny Carson,
did you get the call over?
Speaker 7 (13:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I didn't know. There's a problem with Johnny Carson. You
guys have to read about it. What I mean. He's
a great comedian, great host, but not too much of
a fan like his son had had a baby by
a mixed baby, and and and Johnny told him to
get rid of the baby, don't be in his family
and took him out of the wheel and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, So you find some stuff that you don't know
in all the way, his favorite singer was a guy
named Joe Williams, black guy, gray hair. Never asked him
to the UH and the last night and the last
week Johnny was there, he was gonna invite him over
to the couch. He tripped and failed going to the
couch and he never made it. Just now, you take
guys like Bill Cosmon, Richard Pryor Andie Murph, those guys
(13:50):
already in yeah with NBC, and so if Red Fox
was next door to Johnny Carson at NBC never hosted
Tonight show. I'm giving you some information. You learn a
lot from me. You brought it up. You learned a
lot from me. I tell you, I listened at George Wallace.
You're gonna learn a lot. I right to tell you
something right now before you go ya basket Robbins thirty
one flavors. I used to go as long as we've
(14:10):
been living, no progress whatsoever, No progress I found out
two weeks ago. Yeah, that Baskeot Robbers is the thirty
one thing. My best friend told me this. The thirty
one flavors. You know why why one flavor for each
day of the month. Isn't that amazing. I didn't know that.
I'm gonna tell you something else. You look at the
(14:30):
bee on the back of the bee, that's the three
the front of the art, that's the one thirty one
basking Robins. You learn a lot from me. When you
come to my show, You're gonna learn a lot. Like
evaporated milk. I want to know what's in the can, dude.
My my uncle had a non dairy farm. Yeah, shut up.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
And then the rains came. He grew powdered milk. The
rains came.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Stupid, stupid, all right.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Another another comedian I watched on reels all the time.
I don't know if you knew him, and you guys
might not agree. I don't know if he was considered
a great stand up comedian or not.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Paul In.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I watched the paul In. I love watching paul In
from Uh was the Hollywood Squares? Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And did did you did you ever meet talk to?
Or no matter, I'm not trying to say did I
do a I don't think I did a show with him,
but I did one of those old Hollywood squares?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I did you?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yes, I did? When the singer the singer that. Uh,
I forgot his name. Good looking guy. He was hosting
Oliver Squares at the time. Yeah, I did it with
Whoopy Goldberger. I did it with Ted burger On. I've
did a Halliver squabs a lot. I'll be daggon. Yeah, yeah,
I know, Pauline.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I'll watch his like you made everybody just his like
one liners and to come up with one liners is
a is a skill.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Well, and his character his persona. You know, back then
those days, all those all these guys had their own
aura about him, their own persona, and they were unique.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Know.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Now, all these years later, a lot of people you
see are trying to do what somebody air, right, that's
one of the things. But way back then, there were
so fewer of us that that so fewer of us,
did you know that, Russ?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
What's that when we started, when we started doing company,
there were not even fifty comedians making tons of money
in America. Wow.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, it seemed like there were a lot of comics
back then, but no, no, but they were making money.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
When we started. The young people were you know, there
was one hundreds of us trying to get in the game, right,
but not really making money.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And the last one that I do watch, and I'm
sure you're gonna agree, because everyone's without George Carlin.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'll go and watch George Carlin reels and George Carlin. Yeah.
I did a movie with him called called Working Trash.
Did you really instill? I did it with him. George
Colin is one of the greatest good of Now, because
I'm of ethnic I have to say who's my favorite comedian?
I do have to say George Colin. I like George
Colin and Richard pryor George Colin. You write a joke today,
(17:08):
go and brain droppings of birth Way. What's it called?
Bring his book? It's in there. I tried to write
a joke once. It was called why did they always
say operator as a standing by? They're not standing by,
they're sitting and I can go in the book. I
stopped reading his book because whatever you think you've done,
it's already been done. Yeah. When you're a fan of
George Carlin bees.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, My favorite though of all time was Steve Martin.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
He's good.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
I like silly stuff I like and he's he was
good at stand up at hosting shows.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Are you guys all being super nice here?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And everything? Now?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Give us the dirt mister Wallace, who's the comic that
you couldn't stand like it was whenever you rolled up
on him.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
It was on site. Let me tell you something, mister Angel,
you sit back there. Yeah, you don't get I know
what I'm gonna answer you a question. Angel, I am
the type guy. I love everybody. Yeah, I haven't found
every you mentioned John Witherspoon earlier. He's the first man
to bring me on stage at the car love all comedians.
(18:08):
This is a brother, the fraternity. I just don't mean
that almost said they when you know, when you.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Know the struggle, yeah, and I have been through it, man,
That makes you respect the cats who are out here
trying to do it. Is you know, it's a tough
art form. It's spoken is arguably the hardest art form
that there is.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
He look, speaking is the hardest form they brought up.
John Witherspoon.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
John Ritherspoon is the reason we started the Hall of
Fame thing because he came in and he was just
like you guys, would sit with us and talk and
just and the audience loved him so much. And when
he passed away, I felt like we never got a
chance to tell him and show him and tell him
we appreciated him.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So why didn't you do that?
Speaker 6 (18:52):
You do it?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I don't know, And that's why we said he was
His wife form made fifteen minutes after he died.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Did he?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
She said, if I knew he was gonna die, if
I could catch my day, I kill him. Yeah. First
of humor. The first thing he died, I spoke at
his funeral. Did you spoke at his funeral? Yes, it's
a real mayor.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
He was such a wonderful guy, you know, and we
never really told him how much we appreciated him.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
So that's why we started to sell a thing. How
much appreciate we did? Yeah, everybody after tell cow A,
don't you appreciate what we did? We damn sure that, Yeah,
we damn sure did. He said, Yeah, some of them
people up there, did you tell that spoon vocal is
on crooked? We need to tell him.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Uh you never got to tell Ralphie may how much
you loved him?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Now we no, did I did I?
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, you you're right. We didn't get
a chance to let him know he was in the
Hall of Fame. Yeah, he passed away first, Yeah, before
after the rotten steaks.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Uh no, they were good steaks. Oh yeah, he sent
me steaks and they set outside for like three days. Yeah,
he said, your omaha steak.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Steaks. You got that from me. Let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Somebody said everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Old ma say he's a George And then you know
that's a clip on on Ralph Maye. Right now, that's
what do you call it? The sup poster? Right now?
Gay people can't make gay people. No, gay people can't
make gay people straight people make, so stop being the problem.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
He was so great and such a kind. He would
come in here and like, what charity are you working with?
And we would tell him and he would pull out
on hundred dollars bills out here to give that to
the charity.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
That's why he died. Broke go ahead. Yeah he was
he was something else. He was awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Okay, So now here we are twenty twenty five, and
instead of people, you know, wanting to come in and
promote their shows or whatever, a lot of people have
such a big following on TikTok or on social media
they don't even have to promote. They just they just
say that they're going to be there. They show up
and they're not Sometimes they're not really funny. Have you
run into any of that bees?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah? Yeah, So does it drive you crazy?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
It would if I was not busy trying to be
the best I can be, you know, And that's something
that you learn the years that you put into this business.
You don't take that stuff personal.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
You know.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
None of that is a threat to me. The only
threat to me is the way I do things. You know,
if I get lazy, if I do the wrong right.
Other than that, man, it's you gotta I mean forty four,
I mean my forty fourth year. George Wallace has been
in it for like eighty years.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Just sit there, made up a lie. I've been in
there for sixty five years now. He's gonna go eighty
sixty five years. I know, I tell you forty nine years.
You don't listen. You know how much I try it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I'm gonna try to go fifty. I think I would
like to do it for fifty seventy two now and
I and at fifty I may not even be able
to stop then.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But it is such a love of this art form.
You're gonna die telling jokes. You'll be and when you
down on your bed. You're gonna be telling a joke
because even a retiring anytime, George, I don't do anything
how you're gonna return from doing that?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
But are you like me?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
George?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Have you been funny since you were a child?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Since day one? I mean class clown, but I was
always making you know, I want to put it even
in school I would I did. I wrote a note
you know how in school I guess you guys not young,
and they would pass a note around. Yeah, you can
get in trouble for everybody was laughing, and miss McBride,
she looked way in the back. She said, what is that?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Bring that up here?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Bringing up here right now? And the kid took it
up to her and the note said it if you
have holes in your draws, smile. She looked at me.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Did she smile?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
George Wallas? She knew it came from me. I know
it's tart. And so I've been like I have not.
I haven't been a class clown, but I've been the
class instigatoratory wicked worser. So you're telling me you used
to be in advertising.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
When you were in advertising, true right, yes, when you
were doing that, we doing stand up then or or
that was a whole different life.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I forgot to tell you. When I got out of college,
I sold rags first, rags, I rolled the I sold
the sham Wow before it had a name. Yeah, it
was number forty one eighty. It was blue then uh huh,
it was a sham wow. So I sold right rags
to riches. I actually did that. I sold rags to
funeral homes. I sold the outside of them in the
napkin for the cotext and things like that. We used
(23:25):
that to wax a car, polish your car.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I love a sham Wow towel.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I'm over here in Angels Booth by the way.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Hey, I'll tell you what. I love those towels. I
use them to this day to clean my car. And
I'm pretty sure the guy that was in those commercials
was a little bit on cocaine.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
He's crazy.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
No, I'm showing my age. Remember my age thought. I
was like, you know, too young for that stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, listen, that sham wow is still popular and it's
it's there's a new rag out now that you polish
your car, whether you just sprayed the stuff on the car.
I don't know where they're coming up. These new ideas
and new inventions. But yeah, you just sprayed the car
and have you seen not one with a rag? And
you just I love new invention. By the way, I
have a problem. I have c s CSB with of
shopping disorder. Everything on TV. Well, that's like Russ.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
He buys everything off of the internet.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
He is.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
He sees an Instagram ad and he's like, oh, that
looks great, and I'm gonna buy that.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Hydrogen water one time yep. Where he hits the button
it would add hydrogen to the water. That's pretty cool.
Lights up. It looks like something from space. It was awesome.
These pants I got on right now. I bought them online.
They're supposed to just another lot to everything that says
what it is a name like wrinkle free, wrinkle free pants.
You take him out of the bag, WHATNK wrinkles everywhere. Yeah,
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it's a whole. It's a whole a lot. You ulf
up the internet.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
To be some that's just lazy. Yeah, just from being lazy.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I see it.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It looks it looks good like I got these. There's parrots,
bright parrots. Bought the fish on the wall to the
bot that sings really bass.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Multi colored charcoal brick edge.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I gotta have the you gotta have them, Yeah, you
got you gotta get him. Okay, So you're gonna be
at the Funny Bone a dot funnybone dot com.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That's another word.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
We got to work on. Funny bone. What is funny
about you? You got a funny bone? You know? They
say two? I got three? They say watch it, they say,
you do.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
What's a hilarious bone from I got one of the streets.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
It's a humorous bone.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've actually got two humorous bones.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
You do?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
So all right, bomb, I know, all, I know, all body.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Wow, take a little break.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We'll come back with the Killer B's and also George Wallace,
don't go anywhere you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
The mot more Bone. Hey, welcome out to the Monsters one.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
He's Alredio one o four point one broadcasting live on iHeartRadio. Yes,
I see all the text from people at seven seven
zero three one. A banner day for the Monsters and
it's been incredible today having George Wallace with us Killer
Bees always, you know, a Hall of famer.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
We love the guy.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
But today we are going to do a little bit
of news from the headlines and they can chime in
and talk to us about it as well.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Ryan, do we have any news from the headlines. Who's
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Speaker 1 (26:43):
I dropped my stuff. I was like, what are you?
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Speaker 1 (26:59):
You know?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
You know I have one of the new Santa Fees.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Do you know? That's a nice call?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's great. I love that man, big and roomy scares
people and little cars.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
You ten years and one hundred thousand miles of darrantee
warrant you right, that's great.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I'm getting thirty six old. I'm getting thirty six months
of free maintenance.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh nice, Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, that's good. Well you can do that Honday.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
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Speaker 1 (27:27):
I just said, hey, so news from the headlines that
get you.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Guys thought it because this is something it's been around
since all of us have been born. But the very
last penny was no, I can't get my two cents
worth of No more pennies now in your lifetime. I mean,
I've always justliked pennies.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I don't know why I'm not wearing my hearing age.
Are you saying pennies or pennies?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Pennies? Yeah? You know, you know there's something wrong with you, right,
you know? Damn well that man said pennies. No.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
If I just had my pant is on, I feel better. Yeah.
They meant it. The very last penny yesterday, they'll wait
no more. Have you been a fan? Are you glad
they're getting rid of them? What do you think, George?
I'm glad you're getting rid of the penny because I
was rid about that nine tenths of a penny at
the gas station and things like that, you know, and
stuff like so the penny has never begun. Actually, I'm
using the card for everything. I saw a quarter the
(28:22):
other day and didn't know what to do with it, right, Yeah,
because I'm not into changing. I don't know what changes
in it because I paid for everything with the cards.
So you'll get rid of the penny. But now it's
going to be a nickel.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Well yeah, they said it takes it was three cents
to make and it's fifteen cents to make fourteen cents
to make a nickel.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So you think you get rid of the nickels?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Killer bees, It seems like they will, yeah, eventually, you know,
And they're trying to go all digital.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
If I may, That's exactly what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
More time.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
This is what I'm talking about, the digital id, digital
currency they're gonna take over. It's gonna implement the new
World Order. And nobody's listening at God, here we go,
I know the time. That's all I'm chiming in on.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
She thinks the world's flat, and she believes there's a
new world order coming, and they didn't land on the moon.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
I think there's a lot of things the government lies,
and I'm a truth seeker.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
You're right about that. Amber.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Yes, right, you got to be a truth seeker. You
got to have an open mind.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Amber doesn't think that we landed on the moon, George.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
No, that's bs. They lied to us back then. They
might have done it now, but when they ask.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Your question, yes, sir, oh were you when your man
just got up? Nobody nobody landed on the moon. They
went somewhere. Had a good bit on that what he said,
he said when they took it? He said, well, who
took the pictures?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
It's CGI, man.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
There was not CGI in nineteen sixty nine by the.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Time watched it, so loose are blue screens?
Speaker 6 (29:50):
Back then?
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Those come on?
Speaker 6 (29:51):
You think they're just dancing around on the moon back then.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yes, no, they lied to.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Us back then.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Just nine. That was on the era like in July.
It is around my birthday. You're like twenty one and
twenty two when the man first at the moment, right,
the three guys, how old were you in sixty nine? Yeah?
Six or nine? Sixty nine? Six and nine? Do you remember, though?
Do you remember what you were doing when the when
the the moon? I know, I was at my brother's
house in Atlanta, Georgia. I had come from school in Akron, Ohio,
(30:17):
and I was busiting with my brother. I never will
forget that it was on television and all of that
stuff rather TV, right, Yeah, yeah, do you remember these
were you doing?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Oh yeah, I think I think, I know. I was
a school kid at the time, and I know we
all watched it. I can't remember if it was a
school day or not. Was that a what day of
the week.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I think it was on the weekend because I was
with my family, so I had to be on the
weekend from college at Akron, Ohio. Yeah. See, they all
saw it live amber so then you you know, we
saw what she saw. We don't know what it was
live and a she said was blue screen.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
H blue screen.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Back then, it wasn't green screen. It was blue screen
back there.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Now there was a learning curve for the screens black
and whites.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
There's gray screens.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Is fun.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I'm gonna see myself.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Okay, where are you going? Ryan?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You go to stay around because at ten Ryan does
his his bit, he does his uh, his uh, he
does his uh you know.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Right, you know, id you what? You got a team
here with you. We're not gonna let you down. You
gotta show George Wallace. What you can do? I mean,
you know, I'm gonna support him. That's what That's what
a team is all about. Because George is not funny,
we make it. We enhanced the joke to make sure
he's good. So you'll help make his jokes funny. I'll laugh. Damn.
(31:30):
Can you come every day and then.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
And as soon as the mikes get turned back off
and go do that was stupid?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Like we were here and you come back in, well
just be laughing again.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Oh my gosh, Ron Ryan, I'm that professionals, professionals. What
else is?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
What's another news story we got?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
We got the pennies on tell you what to do?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
And he's gone.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Have you lost your mind? When this one story that's new.
We're gonna let the comedian stuff one story?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I was showing you something. Yeah, you're gonna show me
the people. You know what people started doing, George.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
They start uh texting in all these different folks to
want to know if you had worked with them or
met there like.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
One name, and I worked with everybody, everybody from from Morgan, Framelantil.
You know I'm looking at talking about Flip Wilson. Don't
get mad? What devil make me do it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
of course he lived in my building in Low Sudden
for some one time. Did not know him that well,
but just see yeah yeah yeah. And then Buddy Hackett
(32:37):
Las Vegas. Yeah, and his last day, his son is
Sunday Sandy, right, I know Sandy. Yeah, does any do
does he do stand up commissar?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
And he's any kind of promote stuff to does he
just shows?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yes? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
It seemed like comed well, comedians were in the center
of entertainment. It felt like back at that time because
of Johnny Carson. You hurd about a lot of stand
up comics then, but now it's probably more about it
because Rogan and and uh, I don't know. When you
see standing up comics now it's from maybe Saturday Night
(33:12):
Live or maybe Rogan maybe Brogan.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah, yeah, see that's what I think entertainers should do.
A lot of us got supposed about opening for entertainers
at the time. So that's me with Tom Jones. Tom Jones, Yeah,
that's one of the greatest. I've worked with him for
five years. I don't mean to be Look how good
looking you were, bro.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
You look at me.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
You look like it was like a model. I want
to look at that.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
I can't see I gotta is Tom Jones.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Tom Jones up, Who's got to go? Who can't see it?
She can't see it. I told her Muhammad Ali too.
Now you want to talk about a great comedian, Muhammad Ali.
He was funny. You have never seen Muhammad Ali. If
you didn't laugh, you wouldn't laugh. He always asked something
funny to say, great man and shout us. If you
ever go to Kentucky, yeah, make sure you go to
(34:01):
the Muhammad Ali Museum. Oh I would. It is so great.
You were just over because you remember that.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I remember all the Muhammad Ali fights. My dad loved
Muhammad Ali was convinced that in West Virginia. He told
his story was I'm surprised you didn't wind up in
my mom and dad, and my dad was convinced. And
he said that they told him that he was boxing
or something when he was a kid and he boxed
this young kid that came from Kentucky or whatever named
(34:27):
Cassius Clay.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
And he told that story to the day he died,
that he boxed Cassius Clay.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
And he beat the hell. He's like, you know, he
beat me to death, you know. But uh, and he's
like he was convinced that was Muhammad Ali. So we
would watch as I was a kid, we'd watch all.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Muhammad Lee fights. Uh. It was a family, yeah, because
that was the thing to do in Muhammad Lee.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Well, and he was a virtuoso man.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, it was really that good.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
He was that good. He was a pole person, that
fast man.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
And he was standing on the streets. Last time I
saw him by himself, he was on the corner of
right in front of twel of Records on Sunday it
standing there by himself. I start my console, Are you crazy?
Ain't nobody going bother me? It wasn't fun at the time,
but it's true. Right, whore Gon whoop him? You know?
He said, he's just like he was a people's person
who loved to come out. And I know his daughter,
I know his grandson in Las Vegas now and his boxing. Yeah.
(35:16):
I'm so blessed. I'm met so many people. You are blessed.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
You are a blessed man for sure. Look all the
things you've been able to do, the people you've known.
I've traveled all over the world.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's one thing I have to do you said you're
can do some more traveling around the world. I'm going
to China next week. I'm going to Africa. I've been
to South Africa. Matter of fact, Cape Town is like
just like Honolulu, Hawaii. Really, Ryan, have you traveled yet?
Not the Cape Town? No, where have you been. I've
been to Georgia. Yeah, didn't you do it?
Speaker 4 (35:43):
You tried to do I did try to do comedy
in Germany is the worst bomb I've ever had in
my entire life. It's the only time I've ever wanted
to just completely run off the stage.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
That happens. I'll tell you what once you have that
worst bomb? I was in the neverli is the Never
is up in the mountains. What do you call up
a New York mountains up there? I did a show
for forty five minutes, not one laugh, really, not one lamp.
It was so bad. When I was driving home, I'm
telling you, it was worse than my mama's enteral. I'm
telling you truth. I wanted to drive off the tapan
(36:14):
Zee Brier. It was bad. When your bomb real bad,
does it make you doubt yourself? No, it makes you
suse you have There's no feeling like that. When you,
I mean forty five minutes, no lamp because you take.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
It personal person.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah, you wrote and you want to present to these folks.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
But that was six months. Some figured I was good.
I was still doing stock jokes at that time. But
I went up there five years later and old Jewish
lady tapped me on the show that she says much
better this type mee. She remembered you for that. I
was so bad. Everybody remember you remember your first bomb bees?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, about the first thousand shows. Actually wanted to do it.
There is so much mechanics there, so much mechanics involved, man,
and getting that thought, that funny thought in your head
into an audience's head because there are so many distractions
between you and them. Sitting in a room together, being
(37:08):
funny is easy easy. Being on stage and being funny
is a whole different bottle games.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Lot of pressure.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Well, the rest is there. You know, you're you, and
that is when you're underpress, your man, you're you're breathing,
gets jacked up your motor skills.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
And if you got to do it and be funny
in front of.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Two legendary comedians, that's got to really be really difficult.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
You you having problems this morning.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Not this segment's coming up next could be worse. Oh
look at that that's you and Don Rickles and whoopee. Yeah,
I'll be daggon, mister Wallace.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
Out all the things that you've done with the movies
and the TV shows, what was the like, the most
fun on set experience that you come to call the.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Fund set experience. That would have been that slide in
and the family storm experience I told you about giving
them on stage that night, and uh, well and every
night that's being on stage at and Las Vegas at
the mean also at the West Gate by the way,
all you people at that big Westgate this is the
home Office, but Westgate, which you call those time shares
and things. Y'all come out to the show this weekend.
I'm gonna call the president tell them send all this
(38:10):
people over to the show at the at the where
I at the fun Funny at the Funny Movie. Yeah,
you're at the Funny Moe. Oh, I love every show.
I can't even tell you the greatest show I've done.
I did a show one night too. They lost my
luggage in Philadelphia and.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
We were in the round.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I said, well, my lugges, come bring it down to
the stage and I changed clothes on state. Yes I did. Hey,
you you just said that you were going to China.
Are you just going to visit? You're going to stand
up comedy? I've done both. I'm going to go over
that this time. I've been to about ten times. I
think China's I mean is as the they do things
there and I know I can't find I said, well,
(38:43):
where's the coming of them? Because I'm in certain places.
You know, it's nice, you know, but everything's like in
the last forty years they've done things for the people
and they understand the comedy like they like, is it?
Is it difficult to they speak? They speak English. I
was in Hong Kong, in particular Hong Kong they speak
all English. Did you know that that was a British
colony to nineteen ninety nine, right, so their first language
(39:03):
is English. But I was on stage and I said,
in Hong Kong, I said, yeah, I was talking about
Chinese food and I said, do they deliver Chinese food
over here like you're doing America? And people start laughing.
I'm going, what the hell are they laughing at? Because
whatever food they deliver in China is Chinese food.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
You know that you could speak English but maybe not
get the jokes. You know, kind of like you know,
kind of the thing. But other countries, the people are
smarter than we are. You go to any country out
of the country, they know more about America than we
know about that. Okay, I go to London, they know everything.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
We got to take a break once again.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I want to remind you can see Killer Bees this
Saturday in Brooksville at at.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
The Maserick Winery.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Bok. I'm going to see killer in between my shows
and their shows this the weekend at the Funny Bone
Funny Bow. I'm letting know Doc Moneybone dot Com. I'll
be there with Ryan Home Ryan Holmes and we open
it up. I mean, you guys got to stick around
because's kind of up. Next, it's time for the King
of Denmark right home proclamation. You're listening to the March
of the Morning.
How cool is this?
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So you guys weren't able to see this, but George
Wallace and Killer Bees I've known each other for some time,
and that's the first time they were able to kind
of chat and talk and catch up with each other,
give me each other hugs. It's all on our YouTube channel,
Real Radio Monsters on YouTube. Killer Bees of course on
the Monster Guest Hall of.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Fame is a guest here today.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
And you know a lot of times when a big
famous star like George Wallace comes in, they're like, you
got him for one segment and then he's got to go,
And that's what I thought was gonna But George is like,
now I'm sticking around, and I knew a Killer Bees
was coming in, and he was so excited to see
how you doing, Bees.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm doing great? A treat.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
When's the last time you saw George Wallace thirty years?
Thirty years at least?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh my god, Hell, he's great. Look at him.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
The first thing he said was, is he still alive?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
I get that a lot. I get I'm sending in.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
A long time because we were just the reason that
we've just talked about Bob siting a few people. Yeah, yeah,
but I'm glad, kind of I'm kind of choking up
a little bit because I get to see him.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
You know here man are when I was a little
boy in the business. George is out there killing it. Man,
Holy cow, what a tree.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
This is so wonderful. You guys did a big thing
this morning. This is the greatest thing that this is.
You got grow post talking about the real comedians were
talking the real coming in is your yiad sitting back
and sit at the back table.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
List wait wait, logged in. I material on a notepad
with the pen. See you're getting right.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
You don't know anything. You gotta ask you. You gotta get
a punchline from.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Chat funny for me and it does it. Now, that's
the future in town this week.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I am I'm I'm at the Maasuric Winery in Brooksville.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
In brooks he gets people gonna be drunk see killer bees.
Because he's on the Monster Guests Hall of Fame. Anytime
he comes in town, he is welcome to come in here,
plug whatever he wants. That's one of the things that
we did that makes it good. And I was just
explaining to him about the you know, the Hall of
Fame and people get a little.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
They want to put me on the top rope, the
top road because killer Bees. I don't know, since you
were here last Hulk Hogan died. So now in in line,
all of them have died in you know, in line.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You got first, it was John Witherspoon, then at the
Eddie uh Money, then Routhy May, then Bob Saggott. This
year it's hault Cogan. So if we go down to
the next one, that it's either Burke Chreischer or Killer Bees.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You know which way you go.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
We're going to go to Rite. You read right, Yes,
we're gonna do it like that.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
When I first saw that and I was the last
in line, I was kind of I wanted to be offended,
But now I'm like, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
I know that's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, and we we
Two more people were inducted this year. Billy Gardell nomination.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
So I don't know, God, I've not.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Out of Saint Louis very nice guy. He's done a
lot for comedy too.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
He's been around a while. Yeah, but now I don't
think I've made him. Now I may have.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
I came in here and just like George just would
sit and hang with us and just one of the
nicest guy school. Yeah, he's old school.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
And one of the reasons why we did it is
because not every comic these days, George wants to come
in here live and sit and talk to us. They
want to still be on camera or whatever because they
don't want to leave their.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I don't have to because there's a new school, the
social media. They don't care about doing television like we
we had three just three networks Tonight's Show or whatever
you get on TV. Now they make their own TV. Yeah,
they don't need they don't need you. They make their
own TV. They got more listeners than some you know,
with the podcast everything like that, and I applaud the
kids that do that. But it's always a better interview
(04:16):
when someone comes in.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Oh, come on, as you know, there's nothing like face
to face, eye contact, face to face, like you can
go back and forth. There's no lag in time.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
She gets to talk.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
But I know your mouth and I do. My hotel
is at Miami. I drove all the way up here
just to be live in studio. Wow, stop telling the story.
I think I drove.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I drove in from Mobile, Alabama to come say these guys.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
You know the mobile Alabama I do. I'm coming there
and do someber I think, really yeah, yeah, I'm doing
some theater there. You have got to come on the
show with me.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Would that be the the Crescent?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I have no idea. I just gonna I'm just gonna
fly in Miami. You know the name the street after me?
In Miami. Not in Miami with your mobile about Montgomery,
You're gonna be a Montgomer mobile.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Now I'm in mobile down the coast Montgomery.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Barbecue place Capital, that's the barbecue place. What's the black
man named with the barbecue? He's out of mobile.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
There's a dream land.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Barbecue right right right?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
See that right? So I'm going to Montgomery, Alabama, and
that's where I'm going. That's after me, after me and Montgomery.
Did they really George Wallace that.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I remember those days?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Now? Amber definitely would not get that joke.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Now, let me say this real quick while I'm in
here with the world famous uh George Wallace. We back
in the day, we had to learn to be funny
on the radio. We had to learn how to go
in there and not say yes, no, yeah, you know.
We had to learn how to actually suck it up, man,
and paint that picture just through words. Nobody language.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
But there was a lot of radio guys though, we
kind of just sit and look at you and be
funny right lately.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Well and all those questions, yeah, you don't mind them.
The ones that were hard are the ones that want
to banter with us. Yeah, I know those, and we're
trying to say something. Dude, just just look at me
and hush.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I wasn't gonna banter there do. I look at you
and hushing up.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
And you know what, You've been very kind and may
all have all been very kind to me, man, And
it is so cool to see another of the old
school guys.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Man.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
There's not a whole bunch of us left.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
No, it's not. This is so you guys have no
idea how we feel that. I just I see him
or whatever. And I could tell you you legitimately were
happy that he was coming in. My God, you said,
I'm going no way, you know.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You know, you know what when I told them management
that I think you know we got killer bees boy
with George Wallace is in town, I'm like, well, I'm
not gonna tell George Wallace.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I have to come in. Well I'm coming.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
At the same time, they're like, oh, no, George might
get mad because uh beesus is propos and they're.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Working out there. Come see both of my shows. Go
see him comes. I mean, that's where I am.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
There's so much respect right now, and just ah with this, gentleman,
I'm looking at across this table. Brother, I told tell
you right, it's a tough art form and it weeds
people out. And the cats who have hung in there,
who have that self confidence and a message and the
gift to be able to share that with people.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Man, you know that's it's one of those guys that
has respect in the community right. Well, know, it's something
actually different about us at the school. We grew up,
and we grew up. We grew up loving each other
and hanging out actually writing jokes together. This doesn't work out,
maybe try this line and do this and do that.
We just we're fraternity. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
As time went on, though, did it get to the
point where it's super competitive and guys were kind of
fighting with each other.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'm not in your uh nothing with your.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Time, but Ryan, when you say some of the comedians
got a little uh super competitive.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
And the comedians I know in the time I grew up,
they're toxic as hell, and they like they'll say good.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
For you, but they'll be very angry. These guys don't
seem like that. They seem like a differentuine.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
That's what I said when when he said he wrote
like writes jokes, like he spent time with the pads,
writing with Seinfeld and doing that. I've personally seen very
few of that, and or no one wants to write
with me.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
It's a new day too. It's a new day, a
new school. And so you guys think that we do,
like right now, you guys gonna help me. This is
what we did. I'm trying to work on a joke
with using the word worser, wor thicker, long and bigger, stronger, better?
Why not worser?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Right?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Why not worse? I could do the economy? Is it worse?
A worser? I'm gonna come up with something on it.
By the time you get the Saturday night, we're gonna
have something that I don't care if it's not even funny.
If you come to the if you come to.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
The ship, and that's our strength, that's our super.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
What people don't understand is the feeling like watching the
two of you talk and like just being in this
space with you guys is really super super cool because
like there is a genuine love and respect for each
other that you guys have and the joy, Like I
can feel the joy from within both of you that
you see each other and that you get to talk
and like have this moment with us. So thank you
(09:17):
for sharing that with us as well in our audience.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
It's really cool.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I've seen it. When's the last time you were in
Central Florida. It's been a while, right, I think, so
it was kind of a blur.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I do so much which the television show, right, Yeah,
I'm on that TV show George Moonshiners on the disc.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
I used to do a joke on that show Moonshine.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
I've been on for ten seasons. I get to make
with hell Billy so yeah yeah yeah, so uh so
what's been man Ford? A great career? This is and
may what a tree just.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Dudents on Loan Shine. I did a joke about that
there's the making whisky in the wood, uh huh, and
they always looking up to see if the police coming,
but bamn the hand to get a permit to make
the TV shows.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
We have to have the highway for troll stop traffic
while we hide from all we.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Gotta take a little bit.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
We got Killer Bees here with us day, we got
George Wallace here and they're catching up, which is awesome,
and uh it.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Is a pretty damn good day. All right. Well, well
we'll chat with him some more when we come back.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the mantras in the morning.
Welcome out to the monsters. Want to drow Radio one
of four point went two comic legends in today. I
don't think we've ever had that before. Killer Bees here where.
It's always good to see Bees a good friend of
(10:53):
the show. Awesome, Uh, awesome.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
To see him. He's gonna be a Brooksville this weekend.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Try to add Masareka Winery Saturday Night, Saturday Night and
the Killer Tom b e Azcuse we did not know
any better.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
George Wallace here with us.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
I was just thinking during the break about something, George,
and I'm asked both of you guys, can see what
you think about this. Certainly certain comments, certain comics, comics
stand the test of time, right, and I've got this.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
You know, we're talking about social media and all this.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And I got this little thing I do, and I'll
go and watch particular comedians, old school comedians, and it
just makes me laugh. And I've got three and I
want to find out, like if you a if you agree,
and if you you might have bumped into some of
these guys I don't know, and who you think stands
the test of time?
Speaker 1 (11:40):
One for me is I love and we didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I got a chance to interview him, and I just
think he I think it stands the test of time.
It doesn't, it doesn't seem to be outdated or whatever.
Don Rickles?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Of course you did you know Don Rickles? And do
you agree that his and he stands at test of time? Always? Always, always,
I'm going to show you something right now, anybody you
talk about I got him, Okay, I'm the second one.
I don't know if you how about you? Did you
(12:11):
run into Don Rickles beast?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I worked the night after he did at a venue
one time.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
But but you know, he asked you did you work
wh him? I didn't ask you who worked out of
the night.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
My wife, God, we had him on the phone and
he killed and he was he was up there at
the time.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
It didn't matter. He was still just funnier now.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Uh, And I'll go back and watch all these little
Don Rickles things on reels, right, and I'll go watch.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
So so you did know him. I didn't know my
I went to a few of his shows. He came
to my show in Las Vegas. So he worked at
uh the Orleans the last time he was in Las Vegas.
Huh before he died. And I think I did a
Tonight show with him, did you really? I think?
Speaker 6 (12:52):
So?
Speaker 1 (12:52):
He was with Johnny but Johnny Yeah, Wow, he was fantastic.
You were on with Johnny Carson.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Just what's wrong with you? Rossi's I mean, George, that's okay.
So the first time you go out and do Johnny Carson,
did you get the call over?
Speaker 7 (13:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I didn't know. There's a problem with Johnny Carson. You
guys have to read about it. What I mean. He's
a great comedian, great host, but not too much of
a fan like his son had had a baby by
a mixed baby, and and and Johnny told him to
get rid of the baby, don't be in his family
and took him out of the wheel and all that stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Yeah, So you find some stuff that you don't know
in all the way, his favorite singer was a guy
named Joe Williams, black guy, gray hair. Never asked him
to the UH and the last night and the last
week Johnny was there, he was gonna invite him over
to the couch. He tripped and failed going to the
couch and he never made it. Just now, you take
guys like Bill Cosmon, Richard Pryor Andie Murph, those guys
(13:50):
already in yeah with NBC, and so if Red Fox
was next door to Johnny Carson at NBC never hosted
Tonight show. I'm giving you some information. You learn a
lot from me. You brought it up. You learned a
lot from me. I tell you, I listened at George Wallace.
You're gonna learn a lot. I right to tell you
something right now before you go ya basket Robbins thirty
one flavors. I used to go as long as we've
(14:10):
been living, no progress whatsoever, No progress I found out
two weeks ago. Yeah, that Baskeot Robbers is the thirty
one thing. My best friend told me this. The thirty
one flavors. You know why why one flavor for each
day of the month. Isn't that amazing. I didn't know that.
I'm gonna tell you something else. You look at the
(14:30):
bee on the back of the bee, that's the three
the front of the art, that's the one thirty one
basking Robins. You learn a lot from me. When you
come to my show, You're gonna learn a lot. Like
evaporated milk. I want to know what's in the can, dude.
My my uncle had a non dairy farm. Yeah, shut up.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
And then the rains came. He grew powdered milk. The
rains came.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Stupid, stupid, all right.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Another another comedian I watched on reels all the time.
I don't know if you knew him, and you guys
might not agree. I don't know if he was considered
a great stand up comedian or not.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Paul In.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I watched the paul In. I love watching paul In
from Uh was the Hollywood Squares? Uh?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And did did you did you ever meet talk to?
Or no matter, I'm not trying to say did I
do a I don't think I did a show with him,
but I did one of those old Hollywood squares?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
I did you?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Yes, I did? When the singer the singer that. Uh,
I forgot his name. Good looking guy. He was hosting
Oliver Squares at the time. Yeah, I did it with
Whoopy Goldberger. I did it with Ted burger On. I've
did a Halliver squabs a lot. I'll be daggon. Yeah, yeah,
I know, Pauline.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
I'll watch his like you made everybody just his like
one liners and to come up with one liners is
a is a skill.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Well, and his character his persona. You know, back then
those days, all those all these guys had their own
aura about him, their own persona, and they were unique.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Know.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Now, all these years later, a lot of people you
see are trying to do what somebody air, right, that's
one of the things. But way back then, there were
so fewer of us that that so fewer of us,
did you know that, Russ?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
What's that when we started, when we started doing company,
there were not even fifty comedians making tons of money
in America. Wow.
Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, it seemed like there were a lot of comics
back then, but no, no, but they were making money.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
When we started. The young people were you know, there
was one hundreds of us trying to get in the game, right,
but not really making money.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
And the last one that I do watch, and I'm
sure you're gonna agree, because everyone's without George Carlin.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'll go and watch George Carlin reels and George Carlin. Yeah.
I did a movie with him called called Working Trash.
Did you really instill? I did it with him. George
Colin is one of the greatest good of Now, because
I'm of ethnic I have to say who's my favorite comedian?
I do have to say George Colin. I like George
Colin and Richard pryor George Colin. You write a joke today,
(17:08):
go and brain droppings of birth Way. What's it called?
Bring his book? It's in there. I tried to write
a joke once. It was called why did they always
say operator as a standing by? They're not standing by,
they're sitting and I can go in the book. I
stopped reading his book because whatever you think you've done,
it's already been done. Yeah. When you're a fan of
George Carlin bees.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Yeah, My favorite though of all time was Steve Martin.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
He's good.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
I like silly stuff I like and he's he was
good at stand up at hosting shows.
Speaker 7 (17:37):
Are you guys all being super nice here?
Speaker 1 (17:39):
And everything? Now?
Speaker 7 (17:39):
Give us the dirt mister Wallace, who's the comic that
you couldn't stand like it was whenever you rolled up
on him.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
It was on site. Let me tell you something, mister Angel,
you sit back there. Yeah, you don't get I know
what I'm gonna answer you a question. Angel, I am
the type guy. I love everybody. Yeah, I haven't found
every you mentioned John Witherspoon earlier. He's the first man
to bring me on stage at the car love all comedians.
(18:08):
This is a brother, the fraternity. I just don't mean
that almost said they when you know, when you.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Know the struggle, yeah, and I have been through it, man,
That makes you respect the cats who are out here
trying to do it. Is you know, it's a tough
art form. It's spoken is arguably the hardest art form
that there is.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
He look, speaking is the hardest form they brought up.
John Witherspoon.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
John Ritherspoon is the reason we started the Hall of
Fame thing because he came in and he was just
like you guys, would sit with us and talk and
just and the audience loved him so much. And when
he passed away, I felt like we never got a
chance to tell him and show him and tell him
we appreciated him.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So why didn't you do that?
Speaker 6 (18:52):
You do it?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I don't know, And that's why we said he was
His wife form made fifteen minutes after he died.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Did he?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
She said, if I knew he was gonna die, if
I could catch my day, I kill him. Yeah. First
of humor. The first thing he died, I spoke at
his funeral. Did you spoke at his funeral? Yes, it's
a real mayor.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
He was such a wonderful guy, you know, and we
never really told him how much we appreciated him.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
So that's why we started to sell a thing. How
much appreciate we did? Yeah, everybody after tell cow A,
don't you appreciate what we did? We damn sure that, Yeah,
we damn sure did. He said, Yeah, some of them
people up there, did you tell that spoon vocal is
on crooked? We need to tell him.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Uh you never got to tell Ralphie may how much
you loved him?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Now we no, did I did I?
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, you you're right. We didn't get
a chance to let him know he was in the
Hall of Fame. Yeah, he passed away first, Yeah, before
after the rotten steaks.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Uh no, they were good steaks. Oh yeah, he sent
me steaks and they set outside for like three days. Yeah,
he said, your omaha steak.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Steaks. You got that from me. Let me tell you.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
Somebody said everybody.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Old ma say he's a George And then you know
that's a clip on on Ralph Maye. Right now, that's
what do you call it? The sup poster? Right now?
Gay people can't make gay people. No, gay people can't
make gay people straight people make, so stop being the problem.
Speaker 6 (20:17):
You know.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
He was so great and such a kind. He would
come in here and like, what charity are you working with?
And we would tell him and he would pull out
on hundred dollars bills out here to give that to
the charity.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
That's why he died. Broke go ahead. Yeah he was
he was something else. He was awesome.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Okay, So now here we are twenty twenty five, and
instead of people, you know, wanting to come in and
promote their shows or whatever, a lot of people have
such a big following on TikTok or on social media
they don't even have to promote. They just they just
say that they're going to be there. They show up
and they're not Sometimes they're not really funny. Have you
run into any of that bees?
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Yeah? Yeah, So does it drive you crazy?
Speaker 3 (21:03):
It would if I was not busy trying to be
the best I can be, you know, And that's something
that you learn the years that you put into this business.
You don't take that stuff personal.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
You know.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
None of that is a threat to me. The only
threat to me is the way I do things. You know,
if I get lazy, if I do the wrong right.
Other than that, man, it's you gotta I mean forty four,
I mean my forty fourth year. George Wallace has been
in it for like eighty years.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
Just sit there, made up a lie. I've been in
there for sixty five years now. He's gonna go eighty
sixty five years. I know, I tell you forty nine years.
You don't listen. You know how much I try it.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
I'm gonna try to go fifty. I think I would
like to do it for fifty seventy two now and
I and at fifty I may not even be able
to stop then.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
But it is such a love of this art form.
You're gonna die telling jokes. You'll be and when you
down on your bed. You're gonna be telling a joke
because even a retiring anytime, George, I don't do anything
how you're gonna return from doing that?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
But are you like me?
Speaker 1 (22:05):
George?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
Have you been funny since you were a child?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Since day one? I mean class clown, but I was
always making you know, I want to put it even
in school I would I did. I wrote a note
you know how in school I guess you guys not young,
and they would pass a note around. Yeah, you can
get in trouble for everybody was laughing, and miss McBride,
she looked way in the back. She said, what is that?
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Bring that up here?
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Bringing up here right now? And the kid took it
up to her and the note said it if you
have holes in your draws, smile. She looked at me.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
Did she smile?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
George Wallas? She knew it came from me. I know
it's tart. And so I've been like I have not.
I haven't been a class clown, but I've been the
class instigatoratory wicked worser. So you're telling me you used
to be in advertising.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
When you were in advertising, true right, yes, when you
were doing that, we doing stand up then or or
that was a whole different life.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
I forgot to tell you. When I got out of college,
I sold rags first, rags, I rolled the I sold
the sham Wow before it had a name. Yeah, it
was number forty one eighty. It was blue then uh huh,
it was a sham wow. So I sold right rags
to riches. I actually did that. I sold rags to
funeral homes. I sold the outside of them in the
napkin for the cotext and things like that. We used
(23:25):
that to wax a car, polish your car.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I love a sham Wow towel.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I'm over here in Angels Booth by the way.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
Hey, I'll tell you what. I love those towels. I
use them to this day to clean my car. And
I'm pretty sure the guy that was in those commercials
was a little bit on cocaine.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
He's crazy.
Speaker 6 (23:41):
No, I'm showing my age. Remember my age thought. I
was like, you know, too young for that stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, listen, that sham wow is still popular and it's
it's there's a new rag out now that you polish
your car, whether you just sprayed the stuff on the car.
I don't know where they're coming up. These new ideas
and new inventions. But yeah, you just sprayed the car
and have you seen not one with a rag? And
you just I love new invention. By the way, I
have a problem. I have c s CSB with of
shopping disorder. Everything on TV. Well, that's like Russ.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
He buys everything off of the internet.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
He is.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
He sees an Instagram ad and he's like, oh, that
looks great, and I'm gonna buy that.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Hydrogen water one time yep. Where he hits the button
it would add hydrogen to the water. That's pretty cool.
Lights up. It looks like something from space. It was awesome.
These pants I got on right now. I bought them online.
They're supposed to just another lot to everything that says
what it is a name like wrinkle free, wrinkle free pants.
You take him out of the bag, WHATNK wrinkles everywhere. Yeah,
(24:43):
it's a whole. It's a whole a lot. You ulf
up the internet.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
To be some that's just lazy. Yeah, just from being lazy.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
I see it.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
It looks it looks good like I got these. There's parrots,
bright parrots. Bought the fish on the wall to the
bot that sings really bass.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Multi colored charcoal brick edge.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I gotta have the you gotta have them, Yeah, you
got you gotta get him. Okay, So you're gonna be
at the Funny Bone a dot funnybone dot com.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
That's another word.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
We got to work on. Funny bone. What is funny
about you? You got a funny bone? You know? They
say two? I got three? They say watch it, they say,
you do.
Speaker 3 (25:27):
What's a hilarious bone from I got one of the streets.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
It's a humorous bone.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've actually got two humorous bones.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
You do?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
So all right, bomb, I know, all, I know, all body.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Wow, take a little break.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
We'll come back with the Killer B's and also George Wallace,
don't go anywhere you're listening to.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
The mot more Bone. Hey, welcome out to the Monsters one.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
He's Alredio one o four point one broadcasting live on iHeartRadio. Yes,
I see all the text from people at seven seven
zero three one. A banner day for the Monsters and
it's been incredible today having George Wallace with us Killer
Bees always, you know, a Hall of famer.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
We love the guy.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
But today we are going to do a little bit
of news from the headlines and they can chime in
and talk to us about it as well.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Ryan, do we have any news from the headlines. Who's
it brought to you by?
Speaker 4 (26:26):
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Speaker 1 (26:43):
I dropped my stuff. I was like, what are you?
I was hoping you could just dance for a little
bit while.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
You know, they got zero percent financing on undred two
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where headquarters what headquarter Hunday George Wallace do it?
Speaker 1 (26:59):
You know?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
You know I have one of the new Santa Fees.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Do you know? That's a nice call?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
It's great. I love that man, big and roomy scares
people and little cars.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
You ten years and one hundred thousand miles of darrantee
warrant you right, that's great.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
I'm getting thirty six old. I'm getting thirty six months
of free maintenance.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Oh nice, Are you serious?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Yeah, that's good. Well you can do that Honday.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
Plus you get one hundred thousand miles power trained warranty b's.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I just said, hey, so news from the headlines that
get you.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Guys thought it because this is something it's been around
since all of us have been born. But the very
last penny was no, I can't get my two cents
worth of No more pennies now in your lifetime. I mean,
I've always justliked pennies.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
I don't know why I'm not wearing my hearing age.
Are you saying pennies or pennies?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Pennies? Yeah? You know, you know there's something wrong with you, right,
you know? Damn well that man said pennies. No.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
If I just had my pant is on, I feel better. Yeah.
They meant it. The very last penny yesterday, they'll wait
no more. Have you been a fan? Are you glad
they're getting rid of them? What do you think, George?
I'm glad you're getting rid of the penny because I
was rid about that nine tenths of a penny at
the gas station and things like that, you know, and
stuff like so the penny has never begun. Actually, I'm
using the card for everything. I saw a quarter the
(28:22):
other day and didn't know what to do with it, right, Yeah,
because I'm not into changing. I don't know what changes
in it because I paid for everything with the cards.
So you'll get rid of the penny. But now it's
going to be a nickel.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Well yeah, they said it takes it was three cents
to make and it's fifteen cents to make fourteen cents
to make a nickel.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
So you think you get rid of the nickels?
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Killer bees, It seems like they will, yeah, eventually, you know,
And they're trying to go all digital.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
If I may, That's exactly what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
More time.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
This is what I'm talking about, the digital id, digital
currency they're gonna take over. It's gonna implement the new
World Order. And nobody's listening at God, here we go,
I know the time. That's all I'm chiming in on.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
She thinks the world's flat, and she believes there's a
new world order coming, and they didn't land on the moon.
Speaker 6 (29:08):
I think there's a lot of things the government lies,
and I'm a truth seeker.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
You're right about that. Amber.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
Yes, right, you got to be a truth seeker. You
got to have an open mind.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Amber doesn't think that we landed on the moon, George.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
No, that's bs. They lied to us back then. They
might have done it now, but when they ask.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Your question, yes, sir, oh were you when your man
just got up? Nobody nobody landed on the moon. They
went somewhere. Had a good bit on that what he said,
he said when they took it? He said, well, who
took the pictures?
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Right now?
Speaker 6 (29:40):
It's CGI, man.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
There was not CGI in nineteen sixty nine by the.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Time watched it, so loose are blue screens?
Speaker 6 (29:50):
Back then?
Speaker 7 (29:50):
Those come on?
Speaker 6 (29:51):
You think they're just dancing around on the moon back then.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yes, no, they lied to.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
Us back then.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Just nine. That was on the era like in July.
It is around my birthday. You're like twenty one and
twenty two when the man first at the moment, right,
the three guys, how old were you in sixty nine? Yeah?
Six or nine? Sixty nine? Six and nine? Do you remember, though?
Do you remember what you were doing when the when
the the moon? I know, I was at my brother's
house in Atlanta, Georgia. I had come from school in Akron, Ohio,
(30:17):
and I was busiting with my brother. I never will
forget that it was on television and all of that
stuff rather TV, right, Yeah, yeah, do you remember these
were you doing?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Oh yeah, I think I think, I know. I was
a school kid at the time, and I know we
all watched it. I can't remember if it was a
school day or not. Was that a what day of
the week.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I think it was on the weekend because I was
with my family, so I had to be on the
weekend from college at Akron, Ohio. Yeah. See, they all
saw it live amber so then you you know, we
saw what she saw. We don't know what it was
live and a she said was blue screen.
Speaker 6 (30:45):
H blue screen.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Back then, it wasn't green screen. It was blue screen
back there.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
Now there was a learning curve for the screens black
and whites.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
There's gray screens.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Is fun.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
I'm gonna see myself.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Okay, where are you going? Ryan?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
You go to stay around because at ten Ryan does
his his bit, he does his uh, his uh, he
does his uh you know.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Right, you know, id you what? You got a team
here with you. We're not gonna let you down. You
gotta show George Wallace. What you can do? I mean,
you know, I'm gonna support him. That's what That's what
a team is all about. Because George is not funny,
we make it. We enhanced the joke to make sure
he's good. So you'll help make his jokes funny. I'll laugh. Damn.
(31:30):
Can you come every day and then.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
And as soon as the mikes get turned back off
and go do that was stupid?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Like we were here and you come back in, well
just be laughing again.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Oh my gosh, Ron Ryan, I'm that professionals, professionals. What
else is?
Speaker 5 (31:56):
What's another news story we got?
Speaker 1 (31:57):
We got the pennies on tell you what to do?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
And he's gone.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
Have you lost your mind? When this one story that's new.
We're gonna let the comedian stuff one story?
Speaker 3 (32:06):
Come on?
Speaker 4 (32:06):
There we go.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
I was showing you something. Yeah, you're gonna show me
the people. You know what people started doing, George.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
They start uh texting in all these different folks to
want to know if you had worked with them or
met there like.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
One name, and I worked with everybody, everybody from from Morgan, Framelantil.
You know I'm looking at talking about Flip Wilson. Don't
get mad? What devil make me do it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
of course he lived in my building in Low Sudden
for some one time. Did not know him that well,
but just see yeah yeah yeah. And then Buddy Hackett
(32:37):
Las Vegas. Yeah, and his last day, his son is
Sunday Sandy, right, I know Sandy. Yeah, does any do
does he do stand up commissar?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
And he's any kind of promote stuff to does he
just shows?
Speaker 1 (32:49):
Yes? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:51):
It seemed like comed well, comedians were in the center
of entertainment. It felt like back at that time because
of Johnny Carson. You hurd about a lot of stand
up comics then, but now it's probably more about it
because Rogan and and uh, I don't know. When you
see standing up comics now it's from maybe Saturday Night
(33:12):
Live or maybe Rogan maybe Brogan.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Yeah, yeah, see that's what I think entertainers should do.
A lot of us got supposed about opening for entertainers
at the time. So that's me with Tom Jones. Tom Jones, Yeah,
that's one of the greatest. I've worked with him for
five years. I don't mean to be Look how good
looking you were, bro.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
You look at me.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
You look like it was like a model. I want
to look at that.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
I can't see I gotta is Tom Jones.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Tom Jones up, Who's got to go? Who can't see it?
She can't see it. I told her Muhammad Ali too.
Now you want to talk about a great comedian, Muhammad Ali.
He was funny. You have never seen Muhammad Ali. If
you didn't laugh, you wouldn't laugh. He always asked something
funny to say, great man and shout us. If you
ever go to Kentucky, yeah, make sure you go to
(34:01):
the Muhammad Ali Museum. Oh I would. It is so great.
You were just over because you remember that.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I remember all the Muhammad Ali fights. My dad loved
Muhammad Ali was convinced that in West Virginia. He told
his story was I'm surprised you didn't wind up in
my mom and dad, and my dad was convinced. And
he said that they told him that he was boxing
or something when he was a kid and he boxed
this young kid that came from Kentucky or whatever named
(34:27):
Cassius Clay.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
And he told that story to the day he died,
that he boxed Cassius Clay.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
And he beat the hell. He's like, you know, he
beat me to death, you know. But uh, and he's
like he was convinced that was Muhammad Ali. So we
would watch as I was a kid, we'd watch all.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Muhammad Lee fights. Uh. It was a family, yeah, because
that was the thing to do in Muhammad Lee.
Speaker 3 (34:46):
Well, and he was a virtuoso man.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
Yeah, it was really that good.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
He was that good. He was a pole person, that
fast man.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
And he was standing on the streets. Last time I
saw him by himself, he was on the corner of
right in front of twel of Records on Sunday it
standing there by himself. I start my console, Are you crazy?
Ain't nobody going bother me? It wasn't fun at the time,
but it's true. Right, whore Gon whoop him? You know?
He said, he's just like he was a people's person
who loved to come out. And I know his daughter,
I know his grandson in Las Vegas now and his boxing. Yeah.
(35:16):
I'm so blessed. I'm met so many people. You are blessed.
Speaker 2 (35:18):
You are a blessed man for sure. Look all the
things you've been able to do, the people you've known.
I've traveled all over the world.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
That's one thing I have to do you said you're
can do some more traveling around the world. I'm going
to China next week. I'm going to Africa. I've been
to South Africa. Matter of fact, Cape Town is like
just like Honolulu, Hawaii. Really, Ryan, have you traveled yet?
Not the Cape Town? No, where have you been. I've
been to Georgia. Yeah, didn't you do it?
Speaker 4 (35:43):
You tried to do I did try to do comedy
in Germany is the worst bomb I've ever had in
my entire life. It's the only time I've ever wanted
to just completely run off the stage.
Speaker 1 (35:52):
That happens. I'll tell you what once you have that
worst bomb? I was in the neverli is the Never
is up in the mountains. What do you call up
a New York mountains up there? I did a show
for forty five minutes, not one laugh, really, not one lamp.
It was so bad. When I was driving home, I'm
telling you, it was worse than my mama's enteral. I'm
telling you truth. I wanted to drive off the tapan
(36:14):
Zee Brier. It was bad. When your bomb real bad,
does it make you doubt yourself? No, it makes you
suse you have There's no feeling like that. When you,
I mean forty five minutes, no lamp because you take.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
It personal person.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Yeah, you wrote and you want to present to these folks.
Speaker 1 (36:30):
But that was six months. Some figured I was good.
I was still doing stock jokes at that time. But
I went up there five years later and old Jewish
lady tapped me on the show that she says much
better this type mee. She remembered you for that. I
was so bad. Everybody remember you remember your first bomb bees?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Yeah, about the first thousand shows. Actually wanted to do it.
There is so much mechanics there, so much mechanics involved, man,
and getting that thought, that funny thought in your head
into an audience's head because there are so many distractions
between you and them. Sitting in a room together, being
(37:08):
funny is easy easy. Being on stage and being funny
is a whole different bottle games.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Lot of pressure.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
Well, the rest is there. You know, you're you, and
that is when you're underpress, your man, you're you're breathing,
gets jacked up your motor skills.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
And if you got to do it and be funny
in front of.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Two legendary comedians, that's got to really be really difficult.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
You you having problems this morning.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
Not this segment's coming up next could be worse. Oh
look at that that's you and Don Rickles and whoopee. Yeah,
I'll be daggon, mister Wallace.
Speaker 7 (37:43):
Out all the things that you've done with the movies
and the TV shows, what was the like, the most
fun on set experience that you come to call the.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Fund set experience. That would have been that slide in
and the family storm experience I told you about giving
them on stage that night, and uh, well and every
night that's being on stage at and Las Vegas at
the mean also at the West Gate by the way,
all you people at that big Westgate this is the
home Office, but Westgate, which you call those time shares
and things. Y'all come out to the show this weekend.
I'm gonna call the president tell them send all this
(38:10):
people over to the show at the at the where
I at the fun Funny at the Funny Movie. Yeah,
you're at the Funny Moe. Oh, I love every show.
I can't even tell you the greatest show I've done.
I did a show one night too. They lost my
luggage in Philadelphia and.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
We were in the round.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
I said, well, my lugges, come bring it down to
the stage and I changed clothes on state. Yes I did. Hey,
you you just said that you were going to China.
Are you just going to visit? You're going to stand
up comedy? I've done both. I'm going to go over
that this time. I've been to about ten times. I
think China's I mean is as the they do things
there and I know I can't find I said, well,
(38:43):
where's the coming of them? Because I'm in certain places.
You know, it's nice, you know, but everything's like in
the last forty years they've done things for the people
and they understand the comedy like they like, is it?
Is it difficult to they speak? They speak English. I
was in Hong Kong, in particular Hong Kong they speak
all English. Did you know that that was a British
colony to nineteen ninety nine, right, so their first language
(39:03):
is English. But I was on stage and I said,
in Hong Kong, I said, yeah, I was talking about
Chinese food and I said, do they deliver Chinese food
over here like you're doing America? And people start laughing.
I'm going, what the hell are they laughing at? Because
whatever food they deliver in China is Chinese food.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
You know that you could speak English but maybe not
get the jokes. You know, kind of like you know,
kind of the thing. But other countries, the people are
smarter than we are. You go to any country out
of the country, they know more about America than we
know about that. Okay, I go to London, they know everything.
Speaker 1 (39:35):
We got to take a break once again.
Speaker 2 (39:36):
I want to remind you can see Killer Bees this
Saturday in Brooksville at at.
Speaker 3 (39:40):
The Maserick Winery.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Bok. I'm going to see killer in between my shows
and their shows this the weekend at the Funny Bone
Funny Bow. I'm letting know Doc Moneybone dot Com. I'll
be there with Ryan Home Ryan Holmes and we open
it up. I mean, you guys got to stick around
because's kind of up. Next, it's time for the King
of Denmark right home proclamation. You're listening to the March
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