May 12, 2026 • 41 mins
TUESDAY HR 1 Ryan gets a great nights sleep with his wife out of town. Russ belives men can not function without a woman. Russ's wife retires for EMT work. Russ is excited to be her sole focus. The Kevin Hart roast.
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us at seven seven zero free one. Happy Tuesday to you.
(04:36):
It's a it's a Tuesday, first Tuesday that Ryan has
had without his wife. Uh, you said that, you know
this is she's off on making not vacation, but on work,
no vacation. You had to dress yourself this morning, you
had to feed yourself this morning.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You had to and you and you made it on time.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Please do that I mean, like that's the what it is,
is like the dogs, all the dog dogs and what
she does in the morning, and you.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Gotta do dog business.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
They are just the worst. I can't believe she's doing
all this in the morning. I wouldn't if I had
to do this every day, I think I would just
just jump out the window.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Or get rid of the dogs. No, no, the dog
can stay. I gotta go.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go out for a pack of
cigarettes and not come back.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
We also have we have a lady coming in that
owns what's the name of the.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Place, that's a VIP rescue of Central Florida, and they
got a couple of dogs that need to be rescued.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Nope, we got little puppies that come in to do it.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
But yeah, man, like these guys are just psychos in
the morning. And then like Christina will get up and
she'll play with them and she'll throw the ball and
do all that. At four thirty in the morning, I
just like I just slap their pens open and go
god son, you know. And I know there's all kinds
of frogs and snakes and stuff that they get into
that come out in the night that you gotta look
out for that. They got to learn sometimes. That's how
I feel about it. I do the same thing like Mary.
(05:52):
It's Marylyn Allen's the thing to take care of the dogs.
And in the morning, I don't.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I don't like to go out with them or and
let them out, because then it becomes you know, they
want playtime and they right, and I'm like, I gotta
I gotta plan the show. I gotta get stuff together.
Uh So I can feel you on that though. I
do it anyway, when you know when I have to, uh,
it irritates me.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I get it. I'm not mad at the dogs. I
just get anxious, like I've got stuff to do. I'm
gonna run late. Yeah, it's a it's super frustrating.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
So uh yeah, I I was early this morning, but
only because it took so long to do with the
dogs that Like, I haven't done anything. I don't know
what happened in the news. I don't know what's going
on in the world. That's what I'm here my day. No,
I can't use you as my filter for the reality.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's what I'm here for. A different reality. Yeah, I'll
let you know what's going on. Whatever you need to know. Yeah,
thank you. That's what I'm here for, right Yeah. Uh
but uh yeah, so how was last night?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You did?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
You had a night without the wife and uh were
you excited about?
Speaker 8 (06:51):
So you had all these grandios playing. Yeah, you were
gonna just you know, hang out. Yeah, no, drink three
o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I wanted to do that. That's that was the idea.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
But it turns out you gotta deal with like dog
stuff and house stuff, and you guys like, I gotta
feed myself. That's the thing. Do you guys know that
food doesn't show up? That's crazy. And if I put
a if I make a dish dirty, it's crazy. Normally
I put it on the counter, it'll like disappeared somehow.
I put yourself back up in the cap, it just
like goes away. And something happened last night.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I don't know. I kept putting dishes on the counter.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Woke up this morning, guys, yeah, still there, crazy with
foodsto on it, with like little scraps of food on it.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
That sucks, right. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I was like, okay, I'll go out and do some
fun stuff and then like I don't know, man, Like
she's my best friend. I get bored, like what you
do just stayed at home. It's like lame stay at home.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Now.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I did the best thing that I did, like really
going crazy. I played way more video games than I
normally would because I don't normally get to play it
on the big screen.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
So I did out of that to make some popcorn.
Did to make anything special? No, I revert right back
to being single. Dude, bro like I I didn't even
heat up my food. I mean, you went straight savage.
You have a microwave. That's what I was saying. Without women,
we all kind of become savages. We all go down
at least seven notches without a good woman in our life.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
That I respectfully disagree with that. But I'm not gonna
into the arguing with you right now.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
I believe it for yourself. I just say this, Okay,
you're right. I'll speak for my type of person and
ryan type of person.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You are different. You're a different kind of guy.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
There's no scenario there where I'm gonna eat cold food,
just none.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
See, I'll eat cold pizza. I'll be like, I don't
feel like heating it up. I just eat it cold.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I'll do that.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
She had made these sausages the other day, like three
days ago. You ate cold sau and they were just
sitting there in there, and I'm like, well, I could
eat them up, but I didn't even buddy, I didn't
even get silver out, like I'm just eating it in
my hands.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
We become animals, we become savage. I see.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
I think Angel would become a savage too. He's just
too macho to tell us that.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
What the life is being macho Bob eating food?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Like, what the hell are you talking about right now?
Second notches without a woman in her life, expectfully, with
all the respect, dude, disagree. You could be a caveman
all day long and own that and be that, but
don't put that on them all due some of us
are a little bit sophisticated.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Some of us learned well from our parents. Some of
us have know what it's like to eat warm food.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Well, I you know what, I just all the men
I've ever hung out with go down about four or
five notches without a good woman in their life.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
To be fair, I ate a salad, what I had
a salad long with you? That's good on you.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
No, that just means like there was a bag of
salad yeah, the friends. You just open it up, ate
it with my hands, out the bag, out of the bag,
the savage that's due.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
You could even be troubled to put it in a bowl,
sossing in the salad at shake up the bag.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
I'm curious about Angel because he's protesting too much. So
if you don't have a woman and you're like, do
you keep your house cleaner?
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Yes, without a woman, Yes, my house is I was
about to start cussing at you. My house is the
place that I stay is awesome. Again, it's the way
that I was raised. Again, one of my aunts owned
a laundry map, so I was very I am very
meticulous about how I do my laundry. My dad was
in the military. We had to every Saturday was clean up,
(10:26):
clean the house day, clean your room day. If you
wanted to do anything, you had to clean your room. Well,
I mean I do all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
I do.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
What are you talking about? But I'm just saying there
if I know, like Mary.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Hold on a second, you're the dude when you were
a kid that you again would vacuum your room. You
asked your parents for cleaning supplies to clean your room.
As opposed snacks to hide under your bed.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
That is accurate.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Okay, she's not here, she's not listening in Arizona right now.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Three hours you say, if she listened, Guys, I slept
way better last night. Yeah, you could use all the
entire the entirety of the bed. You ever slept in
the middle of the bed. Yes, that doesn't get used
a lot. It's great.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Yeah, I feel this goes on. Like look, I I've
talked about this before. I tried with my wife originally
where we had two separate bedrooms, and I let that.
I let that go well because because I sleep better alone. Okay,
and I let it go. So I like, you know,
we sleep together. We've got a big, you know, California
King bed or whatever. But it makes a difference, like
(11:35):
like her little bit of snoring and moving, It's like
she'll sleep through anything. She could sleep through hurricane. The
lightest things wake me up?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Are you? Yes? And last night I slept so good.
Look at it.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Look at guys, I'm bright eyed, bushertailed and I'm here
early you are. I know even the dogs weren't that
much of a pain because I slept so good. I
gotta kick my wife out.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Too.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
That's what I was noticing is that he's here on time.
He actually seen bright eyed and bushy tail like I
thought he. I thought it was gonna be the exact opposite.
I thought he's gonna be dragging ass complaining about his
wife not being there.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
You seem you seem happier.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
Man, that's gonna be a hurdle to Uh.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
It's not like I'm hoping to buy this next bed
like it's it's like it's one of the we want
to get one of those temper pedic ones that one
side can go up, the other side stays kind of
on its own.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah, but you're saying he doesn't move that much.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Yeah, well, she doesn't snore loudly, but like she's it's
just enough noise.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
I don't know I got. I'm looking at the texta
service a lot. It's a it's a polarizing topic because
are you better with a woman without a woman? A
lot of guys saying their wife brings them down?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
And then does it work like that in a gay relationship?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Like yeah, because relationship the ones usually like the female
and other's the male.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
You know what I'm saying. I don't know what you're saying, yeah,
come on, one, one's a little more. But no, I'm not.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Either you have somebody that knows how to be clean
or you don't have somebody queen.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
I've seen to just straight up like you'd call them dude,
bro gay guys and and they're in a relationship.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Did you both become savages at that point? Yes?
Speaker 8 (13:09):
They both, Yes, bottoms are both tops. They do it
has nothing Ryan, Yes, not what Russe is saying. Yes,
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Asking us, I'm asking our audience.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
And I've seen it actually, and I've also seen it
with lesbian couples as well.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know much about lesbian couples.
I don't know what they do.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Do you?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
So the implication that you're making is that you know
everything about sound.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Now?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
That's what he just said, right, guy, that's that's what
I'm dan gay, dangy? What is dang gay? You said
it yesterday and it just the word made me laugh.
Is it a disease or something?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
It is a disease. Yeah, it'll make your eyes explode.
And as soon as you said it, all I kept
hearing was dang gay.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Uh yeah, so good on you like, I'm happy she's
coming back.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
She can I still come back to my Yeah, but
I say, I got like one more day of this savagery.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I'm just gonna I'm gonna go in. Oh.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Just she's just gone until tomorrow. And you were all
jazzed up about a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I have never been.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
He could have had, he could have just his rock
and roll fantasy of a day, and all he did
was playing video games longer.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, it roped me.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
I was like a stallion bro and she broke me.
Now I'm all half broken and train. It sucks eating
salad out of bag like cold sausage in your jaw.
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I'm Rosa Islands along with Angel Rivera and Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
So we were talking about like Ryan's wife is away,
uh doing work business.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
You know what they say when the wife's away, the
Ryan will sit at home and be very zacky salad
out of a bag.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
I will tell you I've been kind of experiencing that
for you some time now. When I say it not us,
I would be in a way not bad salad at all.
But you know, my wife, Mary Ellen, for like thirty
three years, has been a paramedic, and and their hours
are ridiculous, Like she'll leave when I leave at like
four o'clock in the morning and not get home to
like ten or eleven at night. So basically when I
(15:43):
go home, I'm kind of by myself. And it's been
like that for a long long time. And so a
couple months ago I told her, I said, listen, I
know you've been been doing this for thirty three years.
I know it's what you do. I get all that,
but I mean, you know, she's getting to the point
where it's harder and harder on her as far as
you're carrying a fifty pound bag around the convention center
(16:04):
and walking around everywhere, and and and the PTSD, which
is a real thing. I used to think PTSD wasn't real.
It's a real thing with people and all that. So
I floated the idea. And I didn't know if she
was going to take to it or not, but I
floated the idea. I'm like, you should just retire. You
should just stop, you know, I mean, like, you know,
you don't need to do that anymore. You can do
(16:25):
something else if you want to, but just retire. And
because it was so much of her her I don't
want to see personality. What's what I'm trying to say,
is so much of her identity, identity, That's what I'm looking,
so much of her identity. I didn't think she would
warm up to it, but last night was her her
final night of working consistent long hours, and she she
considers herself now retired.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
And I'm so glad because I mean, it's tough on
you know, it's tough on her. She's a small woman.
She's not a big woman or anything.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
And she's you know, I've had big women. She's not
a big woman. She's a small woman. And uh, and
it's hard on her hips and it's hard on her
muscles and it's hard to you know. And uh so
she finally and she even put a post last night
how she's happy and excited to finally retire after thirty
three years. So, uh, I'm happy for her. Yeah, I'm surprised.
(17:15):
I was just thrown, you know, kind of mad. H. No,
I didn't make her quit. I said, you know what,
it's so funny that you say that, Ryan, because I
knew I had to watch my words of how I said.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
It right, You didn't like your wife was not being home,
so you're like, hey, quit your job.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
I didn't like her, you know, Okay, there is reality,
and know what you're saying. I didn't like the fact
that she was at home all the time. I didn't
like the fact that this yeah, you know, all that
somewhat accurate. But what I did was, I said, listen,
I want you to know that if you want to
retire someday, anytime soon.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Or whatever, maybe tomorrow will be okay.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Like I you know, I showed her our finances and
we're like, we'll be okay, we can do it. You
don't have to work, you know, and and you and
it you know, and you've given a lot to the
community and you and I mean, she saved.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
So many lives.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
I can't mean, she can't even count the amount of
lives she's saved.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
An awesome career, it really is. And so I just
kind of floated the idea. And I didn't tell her
she had to. I wanted to. I was gonna say,
stop working. You didn't take care of me, you know
I wanted to do.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
Yeah, we know, we know what, we know how you
do that. You're like, you're trying to so with it,
but we see you in action.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
I know that's what I did.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
I told her in a very nice way, if you
decide that, you had to make it her decision, right,
Like I couldn't tell her to do it.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Uh, And I was.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
I was as flabbergasted when she finally said, she, Okay,
this is my last day.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
She told me this a couple of days ago. I'm like, really,
so that's it. Yep.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
I didn't schedule anything else since my last day. I'm
gonna do like you said, and I'm retired, Like good,
thank god. Now, want to make me dinner when I
get home. Now, now you got the easy job of
taking care of me.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
And get me the attention I deserve. You think you
want this, I don't think you're ready for this. Oh
this is exactly what he wants. Oh, exactly what I want.
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Yeah, yeah, you've you have greatly changed the dynamic of
your relationship over the last eight years. Right now, it's
going to be different, and it's in weird ways that
you're not gonna expect.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Like how because all I'm hearing is that he's getting
what he's wanted all along, which is more attention to him.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Right, He's got it much but much like how Russ says,
you don't want one percent of my attention? Yeah, because
he'll laser focus. Remember COVID Angel, Well you weren't really there,
But mary Ella is not like that. Like so Angel,
Remember COVID we would go to Russ's house, okay, and
nobody had anything to do or everybody's jobless. No, mary
(19:45):
Ellen's not working where we happen to be working. This
is the kind of lady. What I realized about Marion
is she needs something to do. She made an entire
buffet for us, Angel every morning, every single day.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, it was like it was crazy. Okay, So how
good and how much food.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
It was, no, no, no, And I was completely envious of
that because I was always hearing this building by myself
for the construction of it. Yeah, so I don't remember that.
I remember the stories.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
My mom is like Mary Ellen.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
She when my mom stops, when like there's like like
a month where no business is coming in, that's when
she's the worst.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
But here's what she does, Ryan. She's now doing everything
to decorate the house. Like, she's doing all kinds of
house decoration stuff. She's building her now. She's always she's
she keeps busy. But I walk home, you know, and
she when I went, I walk in the door, and
she's not working. Sandwich ready for me as soon as
I walk in, right there, big old sandwich, ready to go.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Everything, dinner, old table, the right time. I mean, you know,
but when she's working, I don't get any right, I
don't think.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
Yeah, So for are you saying that you think it's
going to get old for her or for him?
Speaker 6 (20:53):
So Okay, yesterday I was talking about how I have
a nineteen fifties housewife, right who does do that stuff
for me?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Right?
Speaker 6 (20:59):
But she and the almost eleven years we've been together,
has always done that stuff, right, She's so her life
hasn't shifted it off. Mary Ellen has always worked and
has always had like found a purpose in her job
and her work and everything. And again, this this is
a big old gap you gotta fill. And I don't
know if she's that lady all the time.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
She'll be fine taking care of What you're saying is
that you're concerned that her laser focused on him. She's
gonna get bored with that. I think, I think because
this is what he wants. I think he thinks he
wants it. I don't keep you bored. There's no way
that I don't keep her. Yeah, this is exactly what
he's wanted all along.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Okay, Yeah, and I'm glad she's just gonna stay home
and do housework.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
And I'm glad that girl she doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
Women shouldn't work, Like this is what he was wanted
in all of them.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah, he ain't wrong.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I'm trying to figure out where we're like the angle
you're taking, right.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
I'm saying like, like, if he wanted that type of person,
that type of person exists.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I don't think, mary Ellen.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Here's what Mari Allane said she's gonna find in one
of our conversations, she's you know, I'm just gonna I'm
gonna retire and I'm just gonna focus on making sure
you stay happy. Show this so the show stays good.
Because the happier you are, the better the show is.
So I'm going to keep you as happy as I can.
Taking time this is.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Good if she's looking for things to do, right because
the stuff that's like, uh, what was that the gam
that she used to make that I love?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Oh yeah, yeah she does. She'll do that stuff. Yeah,
some of them. Ryan, It could be good for us
because if she starts making the gift bags again.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
And I hope I'm wrong, but she seems like a
very type A personality to me, and type A people
don't just like retire and take care of somebody else.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Well, I think that's what she wants to do. Okay,
she's done thirty three years.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
They you are on our YouTube chat. This is a
taking time boy, It is not okay. Listen, I'm easy.
Stay down March twelfth, twenty six, and we'll come back
and review it one day.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
All you gotta do is make me a couple of sandwiches.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
You're battling up against that energy out there. Look at
the energy that you're getting from that guy.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I don't believe in me.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
He don't know least about that Mary Ellen right, Like
she's what but what does she strike you as?
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Like a doting housewife? Okay?
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Remember I wasn't there for COVID and I didn't get
to do the awesome breakfast bufface I've gotten every from
time to time. She's made some really incredible gift packages
for my daughter and then she's made the jam her.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
Jam hallopeno apple jam and apple butter. She loves making
that kind of She'll probably do that kind of stuff.
She'll keep herself busy doing something. It's just she's not
going to be dragging a fifty pound uh you know,
paramedic bag around the convention center.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
You know, No, she has two hundred and seventy pounds
a dead weight. No, listen, I'm easy to take care
of you. You are so dying.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Oh Pall you do is tell me I'm wonderful every
once in a while and make me a sandwich.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
And you know that's if you think for one hot
second that you're easy. I'm easy.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Look, man, just just a little self awareness, hurt, Come on,
be real, I am not hard at all.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
I believe that we know, we've heard the spot, we've heard,
we've heard the commercials for that.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
No, I mean, listen, all you gotta do is is
if you know, tell oh man, you did wonderful. Russ
all you heard you had a great show. You know,
I say some nice things. That's all you got to do.
Sandwich here, sandwich there.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
That's it. And then uh and then we hang out
and uh, you know, have a good life.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Yeah, okay, but like when when you can't expect you
to become the sole focus of another person.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
No, I don't want to be the sole focused. I
wonder have some other things to think about. But just
you know, focus on keep me happy, like like like
if you that's what I said, If you focus.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
On keep me happy, you know I'm in a good mood.
The show's fun. You know the phrase, happy husband, happy life.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Man.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
I was trying to like be fifty to fifty on this.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
The more that you're talking, it's not what I'm really
not that difficult, guys.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I'm very simple. I'm a simple.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Simpleton in the way the fourth Gump is. Yeah, but
you know what he's like being taken care of.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
No, you're not. You need a lot. I do my
own laundry. I do my own laundry.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Do you realize that, you guys understand I do my
own laundry, I clean my own stuff.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
I clean up after myself.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
I clean the shower like I'm a you know, she'd
have to worry about cleaning up after me.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I'm I'm clean, man, That's one. I just need a
compliment every once in a while.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
I mean that might be a little extra where I
need a little more compliments than most.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
But other than that, it's not hard work.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
I think the funniest thing I've ever heard you say
is that you think that you're easy.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I am easy. I'm super easy. I do almost everything myself.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Can we get a couple of people on the line
and ask them? I know, I can think of four.
She's in Morocco, so no, you cannot. And that's just different.
It's different when it comes to the show.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Okay, listen, you you guys only know show rough, so
that's the different.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
You know show. I am a little difficult in here,
but at home, man, I'm a breeze. Just no, I
would argue you're worst at home. You seen it? Yeah,
what are you working at?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Off?
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Like show russ Is, it can be fun and jovial
and it's a little more zany off air.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Rush you you're like a big baby. What do you
mean coming from you? For God's sakes? Uh, what do
you mean?
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Give me an example, like you you need things a
certain ways at a certain time.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
True, that's accurate. Yeah, you need a lot of attention.
So just do those things and just do everything at
the right time. Stupid job, and do all that for me.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Just do everything at the right time and give me
a little bit of everything that I want, nothing.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
That I don't. Positive, positive reinforcement.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
Everyone's well, then I'll be happy and go to work
and and uh bring home the bacon.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
Okay, I get it. Yeah, Yeah that you're you're raised
on praise.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
We know this.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, and that's what you're saying.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
But I think that's just one sliver of like the
complexity that it is you guys.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
I don't think I'm that complex man. I just have
to do things in.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
A seven complex. It's not just carbohydrates.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I could be in a good mood, say it's a
week I can plain.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
So you don't do what you do. You don't do
what you do for thirty three years and not be complicated.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
I don't think.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
I literally don't believe I'm coming good. Wow, hit us
up on real what the hell? Yeah, hit us up
on real mobile seven seven zero three one. Just text
these words either saying not complicated or complicated. Not compl
all right, I'm just going and I want everybody from
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Speaker 4 (27:41):
Let's call low Bow will tell you I'm not complicated.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
What I was about to say something that would not
be flattering to both and I like him.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I love bo I had a great time on the
brow Bustle. Oh yeah, it's awesome. That's a good time.
He's a big man. All right.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
That's I got the poll YouTube chat as well. You
can join us there, get your polls.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
So they're all gonna go. You really hope good.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Not only it's me and Angelo came up on you,
it's meeting the entire YouTube bodies.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, yeah, explain the complication.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
I go home, I eat, I watch some news and
stuff so I can have something to talk about tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Uh. We watch a movie together. Do you pick the movie? Uh?
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Actually, I try to get her to do it because
I want to. I want her to pick stuff that's
outside of my realm. So uh, not all the time.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
So Saturday mornings, you got to watch certain programs.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Saturday in the morning time I'm in charge. There's certain
things I want to watch in the morning. I'm the
king of the morning and the king of the morning.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
But at night, even what I do I hand over
the remote control to her. Yeah, because you're loaded up
with your Darth Vader masking your ze quills, and it
doesn't matter what.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
I allow her to pick whatever exactly, whatever she wants
to watch at night, I allow her to do.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
You're in bed. I wonder now that she's retired, do
I get to do I get to pick all the time?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Now?
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Really, really answer, if you're in bed, the two of
you are in bed laying, you're sitting there watching TV,
where is the remote?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Well, she's got a thing where I have to give
her the remote in bed, and if I try to
take it, she's like, give me that remote because beds
beds her time to you know, that's the bedroom time
is her time.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Okay, if you're sitting on the couch, where's the remote.
I get the remote, it's in front of me. I'm
choosing in the daylight.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
This this rude. I Also, here's the other problem. It's
not complicated. It's simple. It's very simple. Daylight r skirts it,
nighttime you get it. That that's easy.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
That's not complicated. That is weird and complicated. And I've
never once thought about it. Well, everybody is different. Do
you watch you turn it and caman? Everybody different? Night
time bed, everybody different.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
What's red flipstone? Good luck?
Speaker 6 (29:53):
But also the problem that you're gonna have to she's
gonna be in the house more, meaning she's going to
see it more as her space.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Now it's gonna be clean, like all the time, like
when I get home or else. No, that's what that's
what she does when she is home. When I walk in,
I can smell the tap blue soo like everything is
like every every morning she does the floors now, which
is good and that way it's super clean.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
All right, Look, retirement's gonna be great. I hope I'm wrong.
I don't think I am.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Why you wishing?
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Why are you wishing some bad on me? I'm not
wishing anything bad. I'd look at you, I look at
things logic. I like Mary Ellen, and I'm very surprised
that Mary Ellen's, as you're putting it, is decided to
retire and only take care of you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
See.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
Well, she'll do some other things, you know. What I
told her to do is to go down to meals
on wheels and get me your sandwich, and she gets helped.
She likes helping homeless people. That's her thing. She's always
liked helping home. I'm like, you go down help, you know,
help the homeless if you want to.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
But you could only do it between the hours, yeah,
six am, and my sandwiches as soon as I get
home by twelve oh five.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
I want my sandways on the table. Help homeless all
you want, but I want my sandwich at twelve oh five. Hey,
stop messing with those hoboes. Get me a sandwich please.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Well, you know, I say, congratulates, you've been doing this
for a long long time and uh and she deserves it,
so you know, And all you.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Gotta do is simple task of taking care of me.
It's very very simple. Good luck, buddy. No, I don't
ask you, not like you. I don't ask her to
cut my toenails.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
I don't ask her to change my underwear like you
do whatever crazy things you have, Christina. One of those
things is right, I don't do any of that. I
take care of myself. Just keep me happy, that's all.
You just got to keep me happy.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Oh yeah. If I stay happy, shows happy, we make money.
That's that. That that's the simple, simple, simple good luck.
I don't think we've ever had as many texts and
the people are all you know what you look at
you a bunch of turncoats. No they're not. They're not
(31:50):
lying and seeing them complicating. All they've done is listen.
They're beautiful people. There are people. They are team up
on me with you and Ryan. I just what do
you do?
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Evidently one hundred hundreds of people just want to prove
they can spell the word complicated.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Obviously, Russell was.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
Really taking it back. That a good I love you listeners.
You guys are awesome, and the textures as well. But
the biggest takeaway from this whole thing this morning is
that Rush was impressed that all you guys knew how
to spell complicated.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then one guy I spelled complicated gay,
which I don't even know what that means. But anyway,
you can always text us at seven seven zero three one.
That's seven seven zero three one. Sometimes we'll take you back.
Sometimes we'll just read your ridiculous thoughts and uh and
not pay attention to him at all. So yesterday I
did I went to do my uh my workout with well,
actually it wasn't workout with Poppy D.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
But it was the first day back in the gym.
You know, I haven't been in a long time.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Uh and uh boy, just as unfun as I remembered it.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
I don't. It's just really not Uh, you know, I
did it. You didn't work out with Poppy d yesterday?
I did not know.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
I'm supposed to do a cardio for the next several
days and then on Thursday I'll actually work out with him.
I actually pushed some weights. Okay, so I just I
did a half hour cardio. It's gonna be hard at first,
do you know you gotta get over the hump. Yeah,
I don't know. I just get that home, gotta get
that home. But I did it. I forced myself to
do it, and I did it. Uh, you know, I
got a good sweating and I and we know what
(33:58):
I did is I turned on the the Kevin Hart
roast and kind of watch that while I was doing
doing the cardio, and uh, it was pretty good actually,
and I'm I'm like, you guys, I'm I'm a little bit,
you know, like I've seen a lot of Kevin Hart.
But then when I started watching, I'm like, okay, he's
I remember, He's pretty funny. Uh, And then all the
other roasters were pretty good as well.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
I don't really have There's not anyone I can complain
about other than I don't like that guy Tony Hinchcliffe
or whatever he is that he didn't he just seems mean,
he didn't really seem funny to me.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
It's all the all roasty stuff with those guys is
always the same thing. It's always like, hey, you're gay,
you're fat, you're black, you're and it's like okay, yeah, but.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
Russ is right on this one, like if you if
you get a chance to watch, there's certain points there
where it's like it's I and I and I understand
and and I've viewed this. I tried to use under
the lens that you've always said there are no rules
when it comes to roast, that that it's you know,
it's open season. But there's definitely some exchanges there that
you could tell there was there was some heat behind.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
It and our hate behind it.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
With Tony, there's it seems like there's a lot of
hate behind his his brand of comedy. And then the
responses that he got from uh, what's his name, Kevin
Hart No, the response that he got from the kid,
the former kid that's SNL Pete Davison. Pete Davison went
at him, and and I've never I like that. Yeah,
you've never like Pete Davison exactly. You've never seen Pete
(35:23):
Davison go like that, like just full double barrel.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
He did.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
I thought he was, you know, the funniest one. You
mentioned this yesterday. I didn't even really have heard that
he was on it. But Kat Williams, kat Williams, like,
I don't know that. I've seen a lot of Kat Williams.
I didn't know how funny he was. He's a damn
he was funny. He was really funny, that Kat Williams thing.
And do you think he you think uh uh Kevin
Hart really did not know he was gonna come out.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
You think that was a real surprise. It looked like
it was.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Hmm, like he's such a showman Hollywood.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
Ye yeah, yeah, and and and and like like all
that kind of stuff is so orchestrated, you know, like
he seemed he's no like I let's say this, like
on my on my one side of my brain, I
was like, oh, I want to believe that this is
all show. But like again, since I don't believe anything,
uh and I and I don't believe that they would
like roll the dice on that in the sense of
(36:18):
like he might show, he might not show kind of
thing this could.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Go well, this could not.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
But then even Cat, even Kat Williams, the jokes going
at Kevin were like not tame at all.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
He went, yeah, he went, he went him cheating on
his wife and all I didn't like.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
I enjoyed it. I will say this, I enjoyed the
Kevin Hart roast. I was kind of like, you guys,
I'm like, I'm kind of over Kevin Kevin Hard. I'm
kind of over the rock a little bit. They all
they tore the rock up, which was very, very funny.
I don't know, what'd you think all the way? Did
you enjoy it?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Uh? It's it's hard for it's hard right now.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
To enjoy that kind of stuff sometimes, the the the
roast stuff where it's kind of mean, like it's like,
I get again, I try to view it under the
lens that Ryan is taught about. You know, there's it's
you know, it's no holds bar and everything.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
M hmm.
Speaker 8 (37:12):
But it just seems kind of uh, since I'm not
a comedian, since I'm not in that world, and I
and the the ones, the ones that I used to
like seem like if you were to the first ones
that they did and you put them side by side
of some of these, the last few ones.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Seems got meaner.
Speaker 7 (37:32):
The Sheryl Underwood stuff was that's what's coming, and that
they went hard to the fact that her husband had
committed suicide, and.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
That is that's difficult to laugh at it. And those
are jokes.
Speaker 8 (37:41):
I think that, let's say, those are the kind of dark,
morbid jokes that let's say, your inner circle of friends
can do. And it's just I guess I have a
hard time like saying, like, damn, you're doing that in
front of millions of people for uh uh for alas
with someone that you're supposed to be friendly with. It,
(38:03):
I don't know, it just seems hostile to Cheryl Underwood,
a comedian. Yeah, she was on the View and not
the View but the Talk or whatever she's been in here. Yeah,
like in the eighties and nineties, she was like like
she was a killer dude.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
She did well, and they here's what they would do, right,
and they would tell the joke about her husband committing suicide,
and then he would look to the audience and go listen.
I called her first to ask if I could say that,
like which kind of blew it a little bit?
Speaker 4 (38:27):
That was the host? What was the host name? Take
on it?
Speaker 7 (38:30):
Shane Gillis, Shane Gillis yeaheah, Shane Gillis was the host.
He kept letting everybody know, hey, I cleared this with her.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
But even Shane though, like at the very beginning he
was he was one way and then and then he
wasn't getting the pop that he thought, and then he
went doubled down in the paint.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yes you know, yeah, yeah I did. That's why, Like
I like that.
Speaker 8 (38:50):
I guess that's probably what in the comedic world, Ryan is,
it's a fair to say that that's a gladiator sport.
Speaker 6 (38:56):
Yeah, Like if I'm at a roast, it's usually people
I know, and you're like, while you're being mean, Like
it's a different kind of way, like you're not. It's
not like bullying, even though it looks to the audience
like bullying. It's it's kind of it's kind of hard
to explain, but like, you can't offend me with a
joke if I know you know what I mean, Like
(39:17):
I will I will laugh at a good joke at
my expense for sure, and all these people will do that.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
For me.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
It's like a magic trick. I guess like this, And
that's where I'm at with roast. I used to really
love roasting. I'm literally like, hands down, will put myself
in one of the top three roasters in the Southeast,
no problem. I am over it now because I'm it's
been done to death, it's been hackified. It's the same stuff,
and these guys are doing it at the top level,
(39:45):
but it's it's still like, Okay, I know the move here.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
You know what I mean? Well, you should at least
see the Kat Williams one, because it was really good.
I thought, I think it's weird.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
I'm watching it right now as you guys are talking,
and like Kevin Hart stands up at the end and
he's like, oh yeah, in real time, we could squashes
beef right here.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Let's talk like come, I'm offering you the olive branch
right right and then.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Now, so I feel kind of bad for Cat Williams
because there's only one move there that you can make, which.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Is just accepted.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
It's weird when somebody brings somebody that they've done something
horrible to on their show and then kind of bullying
them with niceties for an entire episode, and then that
person has to like somewhat apologize to the person who
did the bad thing to him.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
That's always weird. What are you telling them? People know?
Don't all right?
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It's a it's a Tuesday, first Tuesday that Ryan has
had without his wife. Uh, you said that, you know
this is she's off on making not vacation, but on work,
no vacation. You had to dress yourself this morning, you
had to feed yourself this morning.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
You had to and you and you made it on time.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Please do that I mean, like that's the what it is,
is like the dogs, all the dog dogs and what
she does in the morning, and you.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Gotta do dog business.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
They are just the worst. I can't believe she's doing
all this in the morning. I wouldn't if I had
to do this every day, I think I would just
just jump out the window.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Or get rid of the dogs. No, no, the dog
can stay. I gotta go.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go out for a pack of
cigarettes and not come back.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
We also have we have a lady coming in that
owns what's the name of the.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Place, that's a VIP rescue of Central Florida, and they
got a couple of dogs that need to be rescued.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Nope, we got little puppies that come in to do it.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
But yeah, man, like these guys are just psychos in
the morning. And then like Christina will get up and
she'll play with them and she'll throw the ball and
do all that. At four thirty in the morning, I
just like I just slap their pens open and go
god son, you know. And I know there's all kinds
of frogs and snakes and stuff that they get into
that come out in the night that you gotta look
out for that. They got to learn sometimes. That's how
I feel about it. I do the same thing like Mary.
(05:52):
It's Marylyn Allen's the thing to take care of the dogs.
And in the morning, I don't.
Speaker 7 (05:55):
I don't like to go out with them or and
let them out, because then it becomes you know, they
want playtime and they right, and I'm like, I gotta
I gotta plan the show. I gotta get stuff together.
Uh So I can feel you on that though. I
do it anyway, when you know when I have to, uh,
it irritates me.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
I get it. I'm not mad at the dogs. I
just get anxious, like I've got stuff to do. I'm
gonna run late. Yeah, it's a it's super frustrating.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
So uh yeah, I I was early this morning, but
only because it took so long to do with the
dogs that Like, I haven't done anything. I don't know
what happened in the news. I don't know what's going
on in the world. That's what I'm here my day. No,
I can't use you as my filter for the reality.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's what I'm here for. A different reality. Yeah, I'll
let you know what's going on. Whatever you need to know. Yeah,
thank you. That's what I'm here for, right Yeah. Uh
but uh yeah, so how was last night?
Speaker 1 (06:47):
You did?
Speaker 7 (06:47):
You had a night without the wife and uh were
you excited about?
Speaker 8 (06:51):
So you had all these grandios playing. Yeah, you were
gonna just you know, hang out. Yeah, no, drink three
o'clock in the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
I wanted to do that. That's that was the idea.
Speaker 6 (07:05):
But it turns out you gotta deal with like dog
stuff and house stuff, and you guys like, I gotta
feed myself. That's the thing. Do you guys know that
food doesn't show up? That's crazy. And if I put
a if I make a dish dirty, it's crazy. Normally
I put it on the counter, it'll like disappeared somehow.
I put yourself back up in the cap, it just
like goes away. And something happened last night.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I don't know. I kept putting dishes on the counter.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Woke up this morning, guys, yeah, still there, crazy with
foodsto on it, with like little scraps of food on it.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
That sucks, right. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (07:36):
I was like, okay, I'll go out and do some
fun stuff and then like I don't know, man, Like
she's my best friend. I get bored, like what you
do just stayed at home. It's like lame stay at home.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Now.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
I did the best thing that I did, like really
going crazy. I played way more video games than I
normally would because I don't normally get to play it
on the big screen.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
So I did out of that to make some popcorn.
Did to make anything special? No, I revert right back
to being single. Dude, bro like I I didn't even
heat up my food. I mean, you went straight savage.
You have a microwave. That's what I was saying. Without women,
we all kind of become savages. We all go down
at least seven notches without a good woman in our life.
Speaker 8 (08:20):
That I respectfully disagree with that. But I'm not gonna
into the arguing with you right now.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
I believe it for yourself. I just say this, Okay,
you're right. I'll speak for my type of person and
ryan type of person.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
You are different. You're a different kind of guy.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
There's no scenario there where I'm gonna eat cold food,
just none.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
See, I'll eat cold pizza. I'll be like, I don't
feel like heating it up. I just eat it cold.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
I'll do that.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
She had made these sausages the other day, like three
days ago. You ate cold sau and they were just
sitting there in there, and I'm like, well, I could
eat them up, but I didn't even buddy, I didn't
even get silver out, like I'm just eating it in
my hands.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
We become animals, we become savage. I see.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
I think Angel would become a savage too. He's just
too macho to tell us that.
Speaker 4 (09:02):
What the life is being macho Bob eating food?
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Like, what the hell are you talking about right now?
Second notches without a woman in her life, expectfully, with
all the respect, dude, disagree. You could be a caveman
all day long and own that and be that, but
don't put that on them all due some of us
are a little bit sophisticated.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Some of us learned well from our parents. Some of
us have know what it's like to eat warm food.
Speaker 7 (09:24):
Well, I you know what, I just all the men
I've ever hung out with go down about four or
five notches without a good woman in their life.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
To be fair, I ate a salad, what I had
a salad long with you? That's good on you.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
No, that just means like there was a bag of
salad yeah, the friends. You just open it up, ate
it with my hands, out the bag, out of the bag,
the savage that's due.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
You could even be troubled to put it in a bowl,
sossing in the salad at shake up the bag.
Speaker 7 (09:56):
I'm curious about Angel because he's protesting too much. So
if you don't have a woman and you're like, do
you keep your house cleaner?
Speaker 8 (10:03):
Yes, without a woman, Yes, my house is I was
about to start cussing at you. My house is the
place that I stay is awesome. Again, it's the way
that I was raised. Again, one of my aunts owned
a laundry map, so I was very I am very
meticulous about how I do my laundry. My dad was
in the military. We had to every Saturday was clean up,
(10:26):
clean the house day, clean your room day. If you
wanted to do anything, you had to clean your room. Well,
I mean I do all that stuff.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
I do.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
What are you talking about? But I'm just saying there
if I know, like Mary.
Speaker 8 (10:38):
Hold on a second, you're the dude when you were
a kid that you again would vacuum your room. You
asked your parents for cleaning supplies to clean your room.
As opposed snacks to hide under your bed.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
That is accurate.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Okay, she's not here, she's not listening in Arizona right now.
Speaker 4 (10:58):
Three hours you say, if she listened, Guys, I slept
way better last night. Yeah, you could use all the
entire the entirety of the bed. You ever slept in
the middle of the bed. Yes, that doesn't get used
a lot. It's great.
Speaker 6 (11:12):
Yeah, I feel this goes on. Like look, I I've
talked about this before. I tried with my wife originally
where we had two separate bedrooms, and I let that.
I let that go well because because I sleep better alone. Okay,
and I let it go. So I like, you know,
we sleep together. We've got a big, you know, California
King bed or whatever. But it makes a difference, like
(11:35):
like her little bit of snoring and moving, It's like
she'll sleep through anything. She could sleep through hurricane. The
lightest things wake me up?
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Are you? Yes? And last night I slept so good.
Look at it.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Look at guys, I'm bright eyed, bushertailed and I'm here
early you are. I know even the dogs weren't that
much of a pain because I slept so good. I
gotta kick my wife out.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Too.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
That's what I was noticing is that he's here on time.
He actually seen bright eyed and bushy tail like I
thought he. I thought it was gonna be the exact opposite.
I thought he's gonna be dragging ass complaining about his
wife not being there.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
You seem you seem happier.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (12:08):
Man, that's gonna be a hurdle to Uh.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
It's not like I'm hoping to buy this next bed
like it's it's like it's one of the we want
to get one of those temper pedic ones that one
side can go up, the other side stays kind of
on its own.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah, but you're saying he doesn't move that much.
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Yeah, well, she doesn't snore loudly, but like she's it's
just enough noise.
Speaker 7 (12:29):
I don't know I got. I'm looking at the texta
service a lot. It's a it's a polarizing topic because
are you better with a woman without a woman? A
lot of guys saying their wife brings them down?
Speaker 4 (12:39):
And then does it work like that in a gay relationship?
Speaker 6 (12:42):
Like yeah, because relationship the ones usually like the female
and other's the male.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
You know what I'm saying. I don't know what you're saying, yeah,
come on, one, one's a little more. But no, I'm not.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Either you have somebody that knows how to be clean
or you don't have somebody queen.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
I've seen to just straight up like you'd call them dude,
bro gay guys and and they're in a relationship.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
Did you both become savages at that point? Yes?
Speaker 8 (13:09):
They both, Yes, bottoms are both tops. They do it
has nothing Ryan, Yes, not what Russe is saying. Yes,
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Asking us, I'm asking our audience.
Speaker 8 (13:18):
And I've seen it actually, and I've also seen it
with lesbian couples as well.
Speaker 6 (13:22):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know much about lesbian couples.
I don't know what they do.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Do you?
Speaker 8 (13:29):
So the implication that you're making is that you know
everything about sound.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Am I wrong?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Now?
Speaker 4 (13:37):
That's what he just said, right, guy, that's that's what
I'm dan gay, dangy? What is dang gay? You said
it yesterday and it just the word made me laugh.
Is it a disease or something?
Speaker 6 (13:48):
It is a disease. Yeah, it'll make your eyes explode.
And as soon as you said it, all I kept
hearing was dang gay.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Uh yeah, so good on you like, I'm happy she's
coming back.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
She can I still come back to my Yeah, but
I say, I got like one more day of this savagery.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I'm just gonna I'm gonna go in. Oh.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
Just she's just gone until tomorrow. And you were all
jazzed up about a couple of days.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
I have never been.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
He could have had, he could have just his rock
and roll fantasy of a day, and all he did
was playing video games longer.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Yeah, it roped me.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
I was like a stallion bro and she broke me.
Now I'm all half broken and train. It sucks eating
salad out of bag like cold sausage in your jaw.
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I'm Rosa Islands along with Angel Rivera and Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 7 (15:11):
So we were talking about like Ryan's wife is away,
uh doing work business.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
You know what they say when the wife's away, the
Ryan will sit at home and be very zacky salad
out of a bag.
Speaker 7 (15:22):
I will tell you I've been kind of experiencing that
for you some time now. When I say it not us,
I would be in a way not bad salad at all.
But you know, my wife, Mary Ellen, for like thirty
three years, has been a paramedic, and and their hours
are ridiculous, Like she'll leave when I leave at like
four o'clock in the morning and not get home to
like ten or eleven at night. So basically when I
(15:43):
go home, I'm kind of by myself. And it's been
like that for a long long time. And so a
couple months ago I told her, I said, listen, I
know you've been been doing this for thirty three years.
I know it's what you do. I get all that,
but I mean, you know, she's getting to the point
where it's harder and harder on her as far as
you're carrying a fifty pound bag around the convention center
(16:04):
and walking around everywhere, and and and the PTSD, which
is a real thing. I used to think PTSD wasn't real.
It's a real thing with people and all that. So
I floated the idea. And I didn't know if she
was going to take to it or not, but I
floated the idea. I'm like, you should just retire. You
should just stop, you know, I mean, like, you know,
you don't need to do that anymore. You can do
(16:25):
something else if you want to, but just retire. And
because it was so much of her her I don't
want to see personality. What's what I'm trying to say,
is so much of her identity, identity, That's what I'm looking,
so much of her identity. I didn't think she would
warm up to it, but last night was her her
final night of working consistent long hours, and she she
considers herself now retired.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (16:47):
And I'm so glad because I mean, it's tough on
you know, it's tough on her. She's a small woman.
She's not a big woman or anything.
Speaker 6 (16:54):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
And she's you know, I've had big women. She's not
a big woman. She's a small woman. And uh, and
it's hard on her hips and it's hard on her
muscles and it's hard to you know. And uh so
she finally and she even put a post last night
how she's happy and excited to finally retire after thirty
three years. So, uh, I'm happy for her. Yeah, I'm surprised.
(17:15):
I was just thrown, you know, kind of mad. H. No,
I didn't make her quit. I said, you know what,
it's so funny that you say that, Ryan, because I
knew I had to watch my words of how I said.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
It right, You didn't like your wife was not being home,
so you're like, hey, quit your job.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
I didn't like her, you know, Okay, there is reality,
and know what you're saying. I didn't like the fact
that she was at home all the time. I didn't
like the fact that this yeah, you know, all that
somewhat accurate. But what I did was, I said, listen,
I want you to know that if you want to
retire someday, anytime soon.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Or whatever, maybe tomorrow will be okay.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Like I you know, I showed her our finances and
we're like, we'll be okay, we can do it. You
don't have to work, you know, and and you and
it you know, and you've given a lot to the
community and you and I mean, she saved.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
So many lives.
Speaker 7 (18:04):
I can't mean, she can't even count the amount of
lives she's saved.
Speaker 6 (18:08):
An awesome career, it really is. And so I just
kind of floated the idea. And I didn't tell her
she had to. I wanted to. I was gonna say,
stop working. You didn't take care of me, you know
I wanted to do.
Speaker 8 (18:18):
Yeah, we know, we know what, we know how you
do that. You're like, you're trying to so with it,
but we see you in action.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
I know that's what I did.
Speaker 7 (18:27):
I told her in a very nice way, if you
decide that, you had to make it her decision, right,
Like I couldn't tell her to do it.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
Uh, And I was.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
I was as flabbergasted when she finally said, she, Okay,
this is my last day.
Speaker 4 (18:41):
She told me this a couple of days ago. I'm like, really,
so that's it. Yep.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
I didn't schedule anything else since my last day. I'm
gonna do like you said, and I'm retired, Like good,
thank god. Now, want to make me dinner when I
get home. Now, now you got the easy job of
taking care of me.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
And get me the attention I deserve. You think you
want this, I don't think you're ready for this. Oh
this is exactly what he wants. Oh, exactly what I want.
Yeah I don't.
Speaker 6 (19:05):
Yeah, yeah, you've you have greatly changed the dynamic of
your relationship over the last eight years. Right now, it's
going to be different, and it's in weird ways that
you're not gonna expect.
Speaker 8 (19:17):
Like how because all I'm hearing is that he's getting
what he's wanted all along, which is more attention to him.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Right, He's got it much but much like how Russ says,
you don't want one percent of my attention? Yeah, because
he'll laser focus. Remember COVID Angel, Well you weren't really there,
But mary Ella is not like that. Like so Angel,
Remember COVID we would go to Russ's house, okay, and
nobody had anything to do or everybody's jobless. No, mary
(19:45):
Ellen's not working where we happen to be working. This
is the kind of lady. What I realized about Marion
is she needs something to do. She made an entire
buffet for us, Angel every morning, every single day.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, it was like it was crazy. Okay, So how
good and how much food.
Speaker 8 (20:03):
It was, no, no, no, And I was completely envious of
that because I was always hearing this building by myself
for the construction of it. Yeah, so I don't remember that.
I remember the stories.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
My mom is like Mary Ellen.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
She when my mom stops, when like there's like like
a month where no business is coming in, that's when
she's the worst.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
But here's what she does, Ryan. She's now doing everything
to decorate the house. Like, she's doing all kinds of
house decoration stuff. She's building her now. She's always she's
she keeps busy. But I walk home, you know, and
she when I went, I walk in the door, and
she's not working. Sandwich ready for me as soon as
I walk in, right there, big old sandwich, ready to go.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
Everything, dinner, old table, the right time. I mean, you know,
but when she's working, I don't get any right, I
don't think.
Speaker 8 (20:48):
Yeah, So for are you saying that you think it's
going to get old for her or for him?
Speaker 6 (20:53):
So Okay, yesterday I was talking about how I have
a nineteen fifties housewife, right who does do that stuff
for me?
Speaker 4 (20:59):
Right?
Speaker 6 (20:59):
But she and the almost eleven years we've been together,
has always done that stuff, right, She's so her life
hasn't shifted it off. Mary Ellen has always worked and
has always had like found a purpose in her job
and her work and everything. And again, this this is
a big old gap you gotta fill. And I don't
know if she's that lady all the time.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
She'll be fine taking care of What you're saying is
that you're concerned that her laser focused on him. She's
gonna get bored with that. I think, I think because
this is what he wants. I think he thinks he
wants it. I don't keep you bored. There's no way
that I don't keep her. Yeah, this is exactly what
he's wanted all along.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
Okay, Yeah, and I'm glad she's just gonna stay home
and do housework.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
And I'm glad that girl she doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 8 (21:44):
Women shouldn't work, Like this is what he was wanted
in all of them.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
Yeah, he ain't wrong.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I'm trying to figure out where we're like the angle
you're taking, right.
Speaker 6 (21:57):
I'm saying like, like, if he wanted that type of person,
that type of person exists.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I don't think, mary Ellen.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Here's what Mari Allane said she's gonna find in one
of our conversations, she's you know, I'm just gonna I'm
gonna retire and I'm just gonna focus on making sure
you stay happy. Show this so the show stays good.
Because the happier you are, the better the show is.
So I'm going to keep you as happy as I can.
Taking time this is.
Speaker 8 (22:21):
Good if she's looking for things to do, right because
the stuff that's like, uh, what was that the gam
that she used to make that I love?
Speaker 4 (22:28):
Oh yeah, yeah she does. She'll do that stuff. Yeah,
some of them. Ryan, It could be good for us
because if she starts making the gift bags again.
Speaker 6 (22:35):
And I hope I'm wrong, but she seems like a
very type A personality to me, and type A people
don't just like retire and take care of somebody else.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Well, I think that's what she wants to do. Okay,
she's done thirty three years.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
They you are on our YouTube chat. This is a
taking time boy, It is not okay. Listen, I'm easy.
Stay down March twelfth, twenty six, and we'll come back
and review it one day.
Speaker 4 (23:02):
All you gotta do is make me a couple of sandwiches.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
You're battling up against that energy out there. Look at
the energy that you're getting from that guy.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
I don't believe in me.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
He don't know least about that Mary Ellen right, Like
she's what but what does she strike you as?
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Like a doting housewife? Okay?
Speaker 8 (23:17):
Remember I wasn't there for COVID and I didn't get
to do the awesome breakfast bufface I've gotten every from
time to time. She's made some really incredible gift packages
for my daughter and then she's made the jam her.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
Jam hallopeno apple jam and apple butter. She loves making
that kind of She'll probably do that kind of stuff.
She'll keep herself busy doing something. It's just she's not
going to be dragging a fifty pound uh you know,
paramedic bag around the convention center.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
You know, No, she has two hundred and seventy pounds
a dead weight. No, listen, I'm easy to take care
of you. You are so dying.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
Oh Pall you do is tell me I'm wonderful every
once in a while and make me a sandwich.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
And you know that's if you think for one hot
second that you're easy. I'm easy.
Speaker 6 (24:03):
Look, man, just just a little self awareness, hurt, Come on,
be real, I am not hard at all.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
I believe that we know, we've heard the spot, we've heard,
we've heard the commercials for that.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
No, I mean, listen, all you gotta do is is
if you know, tell oh man, you did wonderful. Russ
all you heard you had a great show. You know,
I say some nice things. That's all you got to do.
Sandwich here, sandwich there.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
That's it. And then uh and then we hang out
and uh, you know, have a good life.
Speaker 6 (24:31):
Yeah, okay, but like when when you can't expect you
to become the sole focus of another person.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
No, I don't want to be the sole focused. I
wonder have some other things to think about. But just
you know, focus on keep me happy, like like like
if you that's what I said, If you focus.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
On keep me happy, you know I'm in a good mood.
The show's fun. You know the phrase, happy husband, happy life.
Speaker 7 (24:53):
Man.
Speaker 8 (24:55):
I was trying to like be fifty to fifty on this.
Speaker 6 (24:57):
The more that you're talking, it's not what I'm really
not that difficult, guys.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
I'm very simple. I'm a simple.
Speaker 6 (25:06):
Simpleton in the way the fourth Gump is. Yeah, but
you know what he's like being taken care of.
Speaker 4 (25:10):
No, you're not. You need a lot. I do my
own laundry. I do my own laundry.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Do you realize that, you guys understand I do my
own laundry, I clean my own stuff.
Speaker 4 (25:19):
I clean up after myself.
Speaker 7 (25:21):
I clean the shower like I'm a you know, she'd
have to worry about cleaning up after me.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I'm I'm clean, man, That's one. I just need a
compliment every once in a while.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
I mean that might be a little extra where I
need a little more compliments than most.
Speaker 4 (25:32):
But other than that, it's not hard work.
Speaker 8 (25:35):
I think the funniest thing I've ever heard you say
is that you think that you're easy.
Speaker 4 (25:38):
I am easy. I'm super easy. I do almost everything myself.
Speaker 6 (25:42):
Can we get a couple of people on the line
and ask them? I know, I can think of four.
She's in Morocco, so no, you cannot. And that's just different.
It's different when it comes to the show.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Okay, listen, you you guys only know show rough, so
that's the different.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
You know show. I am a little difficult in here,
but at home, man, I'm a breeze. Just no, I
would argue you're worst at home. You seen it? Yeah,
what are you working at?
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Off?
Speaker 6 (26:09):
Like show russ Is, it can be fun and jovial
and it's a little more zany off air.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
Rush you you're like a big baby. What do you
mean coming from you? For God's sakes? Uh, what do
you mean?
Speaker 6 (26:24):
Give me an example, like you you need things a
certain ways at a certain time.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
True, that's accurate. Yeah, you need a lot of attention.
So just do those things and just do everything at
the right time. Stupid job, and do all that for me.
Speaker 7 (26:37):
Just do everything at the right time and give me
a little bit of everything that I want, nothing.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
That I don't. Positive, positive reinforcement.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
Everyone's well, then I'll be happy and go to work
and and uh bring home the bacon.
Speaker 8 (26:49):
Okay, I get it. Yeah, Yeah that you're you're raised
on praise.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
We know this.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, and that's what you're saying.
Speaker 8 (26:55):
But I think that's just one sliver of like the
complexity that it is you guys.
Speaker 4 (27:02):
I don't think I'm that complex man. I just have
to do things in.
Speaker 6 (27:06):
A seven complex. It's not just carbohydrates.
Speaker 4 (27:08):
I could be in a good mood, say it's a
week I can plain.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
So you don't do what you do. You don't do
what you do for thirty three years and not be complicated.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
I don't think.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
I literally don't believe I'm coming good. Wow, hit us
up on real what the hell? Yeah, hit us up
on real mobile seven seven zero three one. Just text
these words either saying not complicated or complicated. Not compl
all right, I'm just going and I want everybody from
from day one listeners to last twenty ten.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
Let's call low Bow will tell you I'm not complicated.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
What I was about to say something that would not
be flattering to both and I like him.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
I love bo I had a great time on the
brow Bustle. Oh yeah, it's awesome. That's a good time.
He's a big man. All right.
Speaker 6 (27:59):
That's I got the poll YouTube chat as well. You
can join us there, get your polls.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
So they're all gonna go. You really hope good.
Speaker 6 (28:07):
Not only it's me and Angelo came up on you,
it's meeting the entire YouTube bodies.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
Yeah, yeah, explain the complication.
Speaker 7 (28:13):
I go home, I eat, I watch some news and
stuff so I can have something to talk about tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Uh. We watch a movie together. Do you pick the movie? Uh?
Speaker 7 (28:21):
Actually, I try to get her to do it because
I want to. I want her to pick stuff that's
outside of my realm. So uh, not all the time.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
So Saturday mornings, you got to watch certain programs.
Speaker 4 (28:31):
Saturday in the morning time I'm in charge. There's certain
things I want to watch in the morning. I'm the
king of the morning and the king of the morning.
Speaker 6 (28:38):
But at night, even what I do I hand over
the remote control to her. Yeah, because you're loaded up
with your Darth Vader masking your ze quills, and it
doesn't matter what.
Speaker 7 (28:46):
I allow her to pick whatever exactly, whatever she wants
to watch at night, I allow her to do.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
You're in bed. I wonder now that she's retired, do
I get to do I get to pick all the time?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Now?
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Really, really answer, if you're in bed, the two of
you are in bed laying, you're sitting there watching TV,
where is the remote?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
Well, she's got a thing where I have to give
her the remote in bed, and if I try to
take it, she's like, give me that remote because beds
beds her time to you know, that's the bedroom time
is her time.
Speaker 6 (29:18):
Okay, if you're sitting on the couch, where's the remote.
I get the remote, it's in front of me. I'm
choosing in the daylight.
Speaker 4 (29:26):
This this rude. I Also, here's the other problem. It's
not complicated. It's simple. It's very simple. Daylight r skirts it,
nighttime you get it. That that's easy.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
That's not complicated. That is weird and complicated. And I've
never once thought about it. Well, everybody is different. Do
you watch you turn it and caman? Everybody different? Night
time bed, everybody different.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
What's red flipstone? Good luck?
Speaker 6 (29:53):
But also the problem that you're gonna have to she's
gonna be in the house more, meaning she's going to
see it more as her space.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Now it's gonna be clean, like all the time, like
when I get home or else. No, that's what that's
what she does when she is home. When I walk in,
I can smell the tap blue soo like everything is
like every every morning she does the floors now, which
is good and that way it's super clean.
Speaker 6 (30:14):
All right, Look, retirement's gonna be great. I hope I'm wrong.
I don't think I am.
Speaker 4 (30:19):
Why you wishing?
Speaker 6 (30:19):
Why are you wishing some bad on me? I'm not
wishing anything bad. I'd look at you, I look at
things logic. I like Mary Ellen, and I'm very surprised
that Mary Ellen's, as you're putting it, is decided to
retire and only take care of you.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
See.
Speaker 6 (30:31):
Well, she'll do some other things, you know. What I
told her to do is to go down to meals
on wheels and get me your sandwich, and she gets helped.
She likes helping homeless people. That's her thing. She's always
liked helping home. I'm like, you go down help, you know,
help the homeless if you want to.
Speaker 8 (30:45):
But you could only do it between the hours, yeah,
six am, and my sandwiches as soon as I get
home by twelve oh five.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
I want my sandways on the table. Help homeless all
you want, but I want my sandwich at twelve oh five. Hey,
stop messing with those hoboes. Get me a sandwich please.
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Well, you know, I say, congratulates, you've been doing this
for a long long time and uh and she deserves it,
so you know, And all you.
Speaker 4 (31:08):
Gotta do is simple task of taking care of me.
It's very very simple. Good luck, buddy. No, I don't
ask you, not like you. I don't ask her to
cut my toenails.
Speaker 7 (31:17):
I don't ask her to change my underwear like you
do whatever crazy things you have, Christina. One of those
things is right, I don't do any of that. I
take care of myself. Just keep me happy, that's all.
You just got to keep me happy.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Oh yeah. If I stay happy, shows happy, we make money.
That's that. That that's the simple, simple, simple good luck.
I don't think we've ever had as many texts and
the people are all you know what you look at
you a bunch of turncoats. No they're not. They're not
(31:50):
lying and seeing them complicating. All they've done is listen.
They're beautiful people. There are people. They are team up
on me with you and Ryan. I just what do
you do?
Speaker 8 (32:02):
Okay, Homelander call everybody? Okay, yeah, all of everybody's turning
against you.
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Speaker 7 (32:37):
Evidently one hundred hundreds of people just want to prove
they can spell the word complicated.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Obviously, Russell was.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
Really taking it back. That a good I love you listeners.
You guys are awesome, and the textures as well. But
the biggest takeaway from this whole thing this morning is
that Rush was impressed that all you guys knew how
to spell complicated.
Speaker 7 (33:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then one guy I spelled complicated gay,
which I don't even know what that means. But anyway,
you can always text us at seven seven zero three one.
That's seven seven zero three one. Sometimes we'll take you back.
Sometimes we'll just read your ridiculous thoughts and uh and
not pay attention to him at all. So yesterday I
did I went to do my uh my workout with well,
actually it wasn't workout with Poppy D.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
But it was the first day back in the gym.
You know, I haven't been in a long time.
Speaker 7 (33:25):
Uh and uh boy, just as unfun as I remembered it.
Speaker 4 (33:30):
I don't. It's just really not Uh, you know, I
did it. You didn't work out with Poppy d yesterday?
I did not know.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
I'm supposed to do a cardio for the next several
days and then on Thursday I'll actually work out with him.
I actually pushed some weights. Okay, so I just I
did a half hour cardio. It's gonna be hard at first,
do you know you gotta get over the hump. Yeah,
I don't know. I just get that home, gotta get
that home. But I did it. I forced myself to
do it, and I did it. Uh, you know, I
got a good sweating and I and we know what
(33:58):
I did is I turned on the the Kevin Hart
roast and kind of watch that while I was doing
doing the cardio, and uh, it was pretty good actually,
and I'm I'm like, you guys, I'm I'm a little bit,
you know, like I've seen a lot of Kevin Hart.
But then when I started watching, I'm like, okay, he's
I remember, He's pretty funny. Uh, And then all the
other roasters were pretty good as well.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
I didn't.
Speaker 7 (34:18):
I don't really have There's not anyone I can complain
about other than I don't like that guy Tony Hinchcliffe
or whatever he is that he didn't he just seems mean,
he didn't really seem funny to me.
Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (34:29):
It's all the all roasty stuff with those guys is
always the same thing. It's always like, hey, you're gay,
you're fat, you're black, you're and it's like okay, yeah, but.
Speaker 8 (34:37):
Russ is right on this one, like if you if
you get a chance to watch, there's certain points there
where it's like it's I and I and I understand
and and I've viewed this. I tried to use under
the lens that you've always said there are no rules
when it comes to roast, that that it's you know,
it's open season. But there's definitely some exchanges there that
you could tell there was there was some heat behind.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
It and our hate behind it.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
With Tony, there's it seems like there's a lot of
hate behind his his brand of comedy. And then the
responses that he got from uh, what's his name, Kevin
Hart No, the response that he got from the kid,
the former kid that's SNL Pete Davison. Pete Davison went
at him, and and I've never I like that. Yeah,
you've never like Pete Davison exactly. You've never seen Pete
(35:23):
Davison go like that, like just full double barrel.
Speaker 4 (35:25):
He did.
Speaker 7 (35:26):
I thought he was, you know, the funniest one. You
mentioned this yesterday. I didn't even really have heard that
he was on it. But Kat Williams, kat Williams, like,
I don't know that. I've seen a lot of Kat Williams.
I didn't know how funny he was. He's a damn
he was funny. He was really funny, that Kat Williams thing.
And do you think he you think uh uh Kevin
Hart really did not know he was gonna come out.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
You think that was a real surprise. It looked like
it was.
Speaker 6 (35:51):
Hmm, like he's such a showman Hollywood.
Speaker 8 (35:56):
Ye yeah, yeah, and and and and like like all
that kind of stuff is so orchestrated, you know, like
he seemed he's no like I let's say this, like
on my on my one side of my brain, I
was like, oh, I want to believe that this is
all show. But like again, since I don't believe anything,
uh and I and I don't believe that they would
like roll the dice on that in the sense of
(36:18):
like he might show, he might not show kind of
thing this could.
Speaker 4 (36:21):
Go well, this could not.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
But then even Cat, even Kat Williams, the jokes going
at Kevin were like not tame at all.
Speaker 4 (36:29):
He went, yeah, he went, he went him cheating on
his wife and all I didn't like.
Speaker 7 (36:33):
I enjoyed it. I will say this, I enjoyed the
Kevin Hart roast. I was kind of like, you guys,
I'm like, I'm kind of over Kevin Kevin Hard. I'm
kind of over the rock a little bit. They all
they tore the rock up, which was very, very funny.
I don't know, what'd you think all the way? Did
you enjoy it?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Uh? It's it's hard for it's hard right now.
Speaker 7 (36:55):
To enjoy that kind of stuff sometimes, the the the
roast stuff where it's kind of mean, like it's like,
I get again, I try to view it under the
lens that Ryan is taught about. You know, there's it's
you know, it's no holds bar and everything.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
M hmm.
Speaker 8 (37:12):
But it just seems kind of uh, since I'm not
a comedian, since I'm not in that world, and I
and the the ones, the ones that I used to
like seem like if you were to the first ones
that they did and you put them side by side
of some of these, the last few ones.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
Seems got meaner.
Speaker 7 (37:32):
The Sheryl Underwood stuff was that's what's coming, and that
they went hard to the fact that her husband had
committed suicide, and.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
That is that's difficult to laugh at it. And those
are jokes.
Speaker 8 (37:41):
I think that, let's say, those are the kind of dark,
morbid jokes that let's say, your inner circle of friends
can do. And it's just I guess I have a
hard time like saying, like, damn, you're doing that in
front of millions of people for uh uh for alas
with someone that you're supposed to be friendly with. It,
(38:03):
I don't know, it just seems hostile to Cheryl Underwood,
a comedian. Yeah, she was on the View and not
the View but the Talk or whatever she's been in here. Yeah,
like in the eighties and nineties, she was like like
she was a killer dude.
Speaker 7 (38:15):
She did well, and they here's what they would do, right,
and they would tell the joke about her husband committing suicide,
and then he would look to the audience and go listen.
I called her first to ask if I could say that,
like which kind of blew it a little bit?
Speaker 4 (38:27):
That was the host? What was the host name? Take
on it?
Speaker 7 (38:30):
Shane Gillis, Shane Gillis yeaheah, Shane Gillis was the host.
He kept letting everybody know, hey, I cleared this with her.
Speaker 8 (38:36):
But even Shane though, like at the very beginning he
was he was one way and then and then he
wasn't getting the pop that he thought, and then he
went doubled down in the paint.
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Yes you know, yeah, yeah I did. That's why, Like
I like that.
Speaker 8 (38:50):
I guess that's probably what in the comedic world, Ryan is,
it's a fair to say that that's a gladiator sport.
Speaker 6 (38:56):
Yeah, Like if I'm at a roast, it's usually people
I know, and you're like, while you're being mean, Like
it's a different kind of way, like you're not. It's
not like bullying, even though it looks to the audience
like bullying. It's it's kind of it's kind of hard
to explain, but like, you can't offend me with a
joke if I know you know what I mean, Like
(39:17):
I will I will laugh at a good joke at
my expense for sure, and all these people will do that.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
For me.
Speaker 6 (39:25):
It's like a magic trick. I guess like this, And
that's where I'm at with roast. I used to really
love roasting. I'm literally like, hands down, will put myself
in one of the top three roasters in the Southeast,
no problem. I am over it now because I'm it's
been done to death, it's been hackified. It's the same stuff,
and these guys are doing it at the top level,
(39:45):
but it's it's still like, Okay, I know the move here.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
You know what I mean? Well, you should at least
see the Kat Williams one, because it was really good.
I thought, I think it's weird.
Speaker 6 (39:53):
I'm watching it right now as you guys are talking,
and like Kevin Hart stands up at the end and
he's like, oh yeah, in real time, we could squashes
beef right here.
Speaker 4 (40:01):
Let's talk like come, I'm offering you the olive branch
right right and then.
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Now, so I feel kind of bad for Cat Williams
because there's only one move there that you can make, which.
Speaker 4 (40:10):
Is just accepted.
Speaker 6 (40:11):
It's weird when somebody brings somebody that they've done something
horrible to on their show and then kind of bullying
them with niceties for an entire episode, and then that
person has to like somewhat apologize to the person who
did the bad thing to him.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
That's always weird. What are you telling them? People know?
Don't all right?
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