May 19, 2026 • 41 mins
TUESDAY HR 1 Ryan back from his cruise weekend. Whats the proper ask for your lady to hang in the casino? Ryan's comedy of errors getting on the boat. Cruise pro-tips
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you back. What's up, guys. I'm Russ Rollins, host to
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doing this until around eleven o'clock. Here's the producer of
the angela Boom angel Era. Come look and the King
(04:25):
ont am I Ryan, get you at Jim you today, sir.
It is a Tuesday, A beautiful tuesday.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It was a little bit hot yesterday, gonna be hot
again the day. I'll still praying for some rain, still
having gotten it. I wish it would it would rain
for like a week or so, but I guess that's
not gonna happen. Ryan back from his his vacation, back
from his Cameos Mexico. Yeah, you don't look like you
broke anything. You don't look like you're ill. It doesn't
(04:53):
look like there has been an issue, but I could
be wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
How was how was you gotta wash? You washed?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
That's a big part of the thing. A lot of
people don't wash you washy, and then they get sick
on cruises. But it's very important. So you wash your
hands a lot, got to. Yeah, hands are dry as
hell from using all the you know what is that
the rubby soap up. They got like a parrel or
something or yeah, you know, all around the ship.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
They got the rint to it.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
They got like stations, like like everywhere you turn your
head around and man, there's a purele station. So you
just you just soap up and you go and every
time you touch handrails or whatever else. And they do
a good job of cleaning that ship. There's always someone
running around doing that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
So is it a station or do they have a guys?
Because when I when you.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Walk into the food like the buffet, there's like two people. Yeah,
they're both yelling washy, washy, right right right right. You
can't get past it. You can't juke them.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, even if you don't want to wash, you wash
you too bad. You gotta wash your.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Water stand washy washing because you're getting everybody else sick
if you get Yeah, so it was a it's a
good time. It felt like that vacation lasted about thirty
five minutes. Oh, and now I'm back at work. So yeah, yeah,
you just like you do something that I don't do.
I've done it a couple of times. But like you
like vacation with people. Uh, I like just going with
(06:07):
just my wife so we can make the decisions of
what we want to do. Yeah, but you're you like that.
So I want to do a monster cruit. Every time
I do one of these, I'm like, I'm I'm like,
there's enough room on this boat. I like seeing people.
I like hanging out with people. Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So in fact, I hate hanging out with my wife.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
She's gonna work.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
You know, I have to like bring more people because
like if it's just me and her, oh buddy, you
don't ever get anything like hey, we kind of want
to do this, and you guys do that, Like yeah,
you can do that though they think about being an adult.
You just go, hey, guys, we're gonna go do this, yeah,
and then we'll see at dinner. Right, So uh yeah,
I don't I don't mind. I'm always like for me,
it's always like the more the merrier.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
I used to be that way unless I'm having like
a romantic time, which is uh, it's almost never something.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Changed in me like I used to be exactly Like
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I'm not dogging afore, I'm just saying like I've gotten
now in this particular relationship or marriage, like we just
want to do stuff alone I used to be, or yeah,
more than marry, I want a bunch of people around.
Uh And and I did it all the time for sure,
and we can go on vacation with people like that.
But uh yeah, I just something shifted, maybe as I
gotten older or whatever, or maybe it's just this relationship
is different than others. I don't know what the difference is,
(07:15):
but uh yeah, yeah, just kind of rather do it
on our own. But uh yeah, did you.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Go alone all the time?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Like in my everyday life, I rarely see people. Yeah,
Like it's it is just me and my wife. Like
I have lots of friends. I think they still exist,
but whether it's because of them or me and our
different diverging schedules.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I rarely see anybody anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Like you.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
I see you guys, Like, do I want to hang
out with you guys after work? No, it's too much
of you guys.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Right exactly now, Listen, I don't even take that badly.
It's five hours a day. We are I don't want
to say forced, but we have the pleasure of seeing
each other. We no, no, no, I'm just saying, like,
you know, where are you at the pleasure we all
get along, which is good, you know, Like it's five
hours a day, five days a week for I didn't
(08:06):
count how many here?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
What new thing are you gonna say to me at
three in the afternoon if we're getting taco it'd be
something made up?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, yeah, it be something incredibly vulgar.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Just about the show like later yeah, yeah, what it's
just the three of us, we go straight to vulgar. Yeah, right,
stuff we can't say on the radio outside of just
the three of us.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Who can't say that stuff anywhere else?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Anybody else?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, anybody over hearing the things that get said between
the three of us would be like what is wrong
with you three?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
And those are the things we're gonna say on June
fifth and everybody at the Monster's Life at night, the
most vulgar, most horrible things.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And there's some stuff they won't let me tell. There
are stories they they can't say that Russ.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
That's what it's good at friends that like, you know,
I could go this. I got friends I could go
like six months without seeing and they're not mad about it.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I've had.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
I used to have like needy friends, like almost like
like like I was in a relationationship with them as
friends and I had to check in with them constantly
and if I didn't, they'd be upset about it.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I can't have those people in my life. Yeah, you can't.
You know what I think.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Once again, I'm gonna say as I got older, like
I realized that those people that are like, hey, have
we talked to you in a good day? You didn't
text me back? And I'm like, dude, you know my
friends that know like bo Bo knows and I can
talk to bout five weeks from now. You find talking
to Marks fine. You know I got other buddies like
that too, that you know, you don't have to be
on top of it all the time. Do you talk
(09:28):
to your buddies a lot? Angel Uh, peedro Limo will
text it. We'll check in maybe once or twice a week.
Definitely a lot more through messaging. Yeah, Manny, that's the
you know, probably once a month or twice a month,
depending out the buddy Alex. Uh, you know when I
run into him Mondo Duke, I see, I talked to
(09:49):
him probably every couple of days, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay, so you got it. You gotta talk to quite
a bit.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
But like.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Or even with my buddy Ricky, it all depends on
what's going on. Like at the very minimum, there's a
text scent every couple.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Of days, right yeah, yeah yeah, but so so on
the cruise ship, this was out of Tampa. Well, I
don't want probably get into now. We only have two
minutes or so, buticked out what real quickly? So there
was a side bet that was placed. What time did
your boat dock? Oh yeah this morning?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
No, no, yeah, when you can when you got into
port and uh you were I was off the ship
by seven am.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Yeah yeah, all right. So then you're getting your stuff together.
What were the chances there's there's bets that were made
that you stopped at a hard rock casino, just a
bet on black.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I ain't going to casino ever again. After the seventh.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Boats what I said when I said he's gambling on
the cruise ship, He's not gonna want to go to
the hard rock. Oh so you did.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh this cruise ships, Oh those are those are made
to take your money? Doesn't look does it sound like
it was?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Went well?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
At one point I was up a lot of money
and then I was down. Yeah, a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
And I was trying to tell Angel the casino is
the brighty, bright, shiny, the middle part of the cruise
ship where everybody meets. That's a yeah, it's drawing you
to it. You gotta go to the you know it's
a nice, warm center. Oh, it's a it's where all
the happiness is. Uh so, so he didn't do so well.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Game?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
What game did you play? Well?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Crabs very fun.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I had a good time of craps where that's that's
just you know, everybody craps could be fun, so fun,
so fun. And then I played people the just a roulette.
I like the roulette. I just black and read it
black and redd it. But this table went on like
a seventeen red line, and I kept betting against times,
and seventeen times in a row, this thing went red
(11:44):
and I'm like betting against him, like, come on, black, no,
and that's I just just lost everything and then got mad,
went and got more money.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well, you know what they said.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
What they say is is if you wouldn't have just
kept going and kept doubling and kept double that eventually
it would hit black and you would have had a
big like you.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Can only double so many times?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, because you're right, Yeah, you run out of money,
but you're super rich, right, you.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Just keep doubling, keep double keeping, no matter what.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
It gets to. I guess eventually it's got to go
to black and then you will eventually win.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Well, you, but you have to have a deep pockets.
You have to have a deep pockets.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
You have to be okay with like playing five dollars,
which is boring because you're like five dollars okay, then
you're losing was ten and now you're at twenty and
it's like not that exciting, but you're just losing money
and getting annoyed.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You know, you're at eighty, one hundred and sixty.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
You're up to five hundred and then it hits then
it hits.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, you thousand bucks.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
But the table can stay irrational longer than you can
stay liquid, you know what I mean? Like it it
was doing some funky stuff. I like Honestly, I feel
like these cruise ships they're not as well regulated right
like where you're out at sea.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And I'm like, I can't prove it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
This is just my theory.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
But I'm like, I've never seen a table no bread
seventeen times. That was crazy. I do know that the
tables are.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Are skewed like that, but I know for a fact
that the slot machines they manipulate those.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
I mean that, howbody next to me won eight thousand
dollars from a slot machine?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
No, I did see that.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay, listen, we gotta take a little break.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
We'll find out how Ryan's cruise was, and maybe maybe
he can talk Angeling to going on a cruise someday.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
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Speaker 1 (14:16):
And that's June the fifth.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
That's a Saturday night from like search, it's you know,
the whole everything sorts at six and it goes to
whatever we're done, what's up? I'm rushed with Angel and
Ryan Holmes. Ryan's back from his his cruise he took
you went, So you went from Tampa to.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Was it Cosmo? Cosmel?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Tell me about driving there, driving to the cause I've
only been out of Tampa a couple times most every
other time I've been out of Miami and Coco or
that's Coco, right, Cape Pannaveral I guess ki Canava. So
those are the two I've been to most. I think
I've only been out of Tampa once or maybe twice.
(14:56):
I don't remember the experiences in the middle of Uh
the packing district. Is that where it's at?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
No, No, I don't know. It's at the Port of Tampa.
Oh wherever that is easy to get to, Yeah, easy
to get to. But Jesus shout out to everybody driving
your ass on I for every single morning. Uh my god,
what a nightmare of a road that they that that
that is from where from from the like the whole thing,
Like it's yeah, it's it's wacky and like.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
So so you left with like you left and gave
yourself plenty of time because there were some traffic issues
that morning.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yeah, from Tampa to Orlando, I mean, like it is
it's an hour and a half with no traffic, right,
it was two and a half hours yesterday of like
just the worst like stop and go because they're building
the express lane, so they're like widening parts of it.
Way out there, and it's and the amount of people
that like it's it's traffic, I mean it's it's stopping go,
(15:55):
but there's.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Still these weavy bastards. You don't want to come through there.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
And then you people in the left lane it is
the passing lane, and if you are going slow, move
your dumb ass over. Then there needs to be more
tickets for that because that's the dangerous part because if
you're if you're slowed down, it creates a bunch of
people like to have to slow down behind you.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And then you get the weavy people in and out.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
I think Stanta, Florida leads the nation and people that
just kind of camp out on the left lane and
they feel like they're doing the right thing there. They're like, oh,
I'm I'm the one that's controlling traffic, because you're not
going to be the one that cruises past me.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Right, this is insane.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Hey, So when you left your Thursday at about eight
thirty in the morning, and we were wondering about what
time you would actually get to to the cruise ship,
how long did it take you from here at eight
thirty to get to the cruise ship?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Got two hours?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
This was It wasn't too bad.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Some tulip leave me a voice matches going, oh your
angel doesn't take five hours. But we were listening to
the traffic and everything was bad.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was like there was an accident
was cleared up by the time we got there, so
there was just looking time afterwards.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
But yeah, so I don't I don't know. I know,
you drive that forty five minutes every day, but you
do it early in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, I just can't. There's a reason I live five
minutes from work. It's just hot.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Like Christina's telling me that people that work with her,
they like one girl lives by Disney because she just
like likes living by Disney.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
But their office is in Maitland. M hm. And that's
an insane thing.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
You know.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
What infuriate you even more is that, like if you
take a second and you start like looking up like
some of these projects that they do, these road projects
they do in other parts of the world, and like
how effectively they get get them done in a let's say,
reasonable amount of time compared to.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
What are you know, what happens here burrending construction project.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yes, I will say that, you know, I bought two
houses that are really close to here within my lifetime
right well, actually three if you count the one over
on Lee Road. But I bought a house that's just
right over here in Maitland that was three four minutes away,
and then the one in the Springs. But I'm much
happier out where I'm at just because you know, living
on the lake and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
So the drive still to this point does not bother me.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
But uh but I do understand, uh it being uh
you know, irritating when there is bad trapping, it does suck.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Yeah, But like that, it was just that first day
that Thursday. If it could go wrong, it was going
wrong that day. Like it was absolutely insane, the cascade
of things that were going wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I haven't had like a bad day in a while.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Oh yeah, yea, because they told you. You told them,
they told you told them you were pregnant, or your
wife told.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Them, But I was pregnant. We're not gonna bring up who,
but uh we got real mad of divers.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
So what happened when you got there and you had
to prove that you weren't pregnant? Love, I forgot about that.
It would have been that person.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
So it gets even it gets even more fun.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Right.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
So, Uh, I get to the port of Tampa. We're
loading up, all right. We get in and I'm like, hey,
i just gotta tell them, you know, Like I'm talking
to the lady. I'm like, I'm not pregnant. Obviously I
got to fix this. They're like, Okay, that's great, but
here's the problem. Uh the internet's down here.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Oh no, And I'm like what they're like?
Speaker 7 (19:01):
And so there was this long like I waited in
a line for like two hours to get on the
boat because I have to, Like everybody else could kind
of check in if everything was done, but my thing's
not done because I'm pregnant. Uh So I had to
like wait around long ass lie wait for the internet
to come back on. Internet never comes back on. So
eventually they have to print me up this piece of
(19:22):
paper that says I'm not pregnant that I have to
just go.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I have to keep it on me. I have to
keep it on me as I go around the cruise.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
No, you didn't have to prove it, right, you just
they just looked at it and said, Okay, there's no
way you can be pregnant.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Well yeah, but they couldn't give me the c pass,
the boarding pass, so I just have a printed piece
of paper that says like, hey, there's an error, this
man's not pregnant, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I'm like, okay, well even better. So I go to
the bar. I'm like, okay, let's just let's just get
a drink. Let's I got the drink package, let's go.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
And I go to get a drink and they they're like, okay,
let me scan you a piece of paper, scan it,
hand me the drinks and then they give me a
bill for thirty four dollars and I'm like that's weird.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm like, no, I have the I have the drink package.
And they're like, no, you don't.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
So I go over to the office, little like office
area that's on the same deck as the bar. I
can see the bar from over there over here, and uh,
they're like, oh, yeah, no, your drink package was canceled.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
And like, no it wasn't. They're like, well, if you
put that you're.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Pregnant, we can drink package. They canceled it and they
refunded it. They said, that's what they said. So I
looked at my email. I did get an email that
day where they said I was pregnant that the drink
package was refunded. I'm like, no, we didn't refund that,
we didn't request this. This is an error, obviously. This
is all like, can we just get the drink package
(20:47):
back please? And they're like no, no, They're like, no,
you could buy the drink package when you get on
the ship. Yes, but not at the price that we
originally booked it. Drink price hell and see the whole time.
Oh yeah, the new drink price on the boat is
three to four hundred dollars more per person than what
we booked it for originally back in February.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Difference.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And they won't give it to me at that price
now the money hasn't been refunded.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
They're like, it's gonna take about fourteen days for that
original money to be refunded.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
So they're like, you can buy it again and hope
for the best. And I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
So then I'd argue with them for about two hours
and and of course you finally get it, yeah, after
like two like literal two hours. And it was just
one phone call and I got this Romanian man who's
being a super duche to me, and they're like, all right, guys,
I'm just trying to get the thing that I paid for.
Obviously this is all mistakes. This is twenty twenty six.
How is this not easily fixable? So it was just
(21:47):
it was just like that, and a couple other things
just kept going.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Are you still in port when that's happening or are
you guys already?
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I don't think we'd take it off, you know, we
had it because the big thing one of the things
I like to do when I leave Tampa is it
like you go out of the port, it's very fun
to look at kenn I was kind of a boring
port to want to leave, but Tampa get all this
fun stuff. And then once you get to Saint Pete,
there's a big old bridge that the boat goes under.
Love going to that that you know, everybody stands on
(22:15):
the deck you look at the bridge. Missed that whole thing,
and it was just it was just wacky. So they
would get to our room. Whoever had our room before us,
like destroyed the room, like doors were falling off hinges.
It was cleaned up, but all these like like it
looked like a rock star trashed it because all the
(22:36):
doors were hanging something like taking photos.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
To go like and then I gotta go argue with
them again. They're like, well, how.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Long were you there?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
I've never had with this particular cruise line, and normally
their customer service is very good. In this particular case,
I don't know what it was about, if there was
like a language barrier or like like this particular Romanian
customer service man because they got on their badges from
where from Now.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
You're kind of stressed out at the beginning because you're
supposed to angel.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You get on the cruise ship and all your all
your cares and.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
The and they're playing some sort of music with a
steel drum and you're taking a life is good. It's
supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, no, it's so. It was just it was just
this frustrating first day.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
The rest of the crews ended up being fine working out.
I will tell you the people of Cosmo, for an island,
people are very stressed out.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Are those are island people?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
I mean yeah, I mean Cosmeos It's a it's a
little tiny island off the coast of us. Off the
coast of Mexico. By the way, the fact that the
cruise ship has to call it the Gulf of America
makes me laugh.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
They so much, do they really? Yeah, they're like we
are now in the you know, they're like, we're not
in the Golf of the Medical really.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I was very surprised by that.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
That's funny because I'm like, you're not American, like your
your your ship isn't even.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Based in the US.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
So they had to make that decision, like listen, you know,
they changed it, so we gotta we gotta go with
golf with Golf of America. That is so crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
But like, you get on this little island and Cosmeo
is not that big.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
You can you can loop the whole thing in about
two hours if you get a if you get a car.
But they there's only one road. There's one road that
goes around the island. The most part where the tourists go,
it's too two lanes. Everybody is effing tailgating. Oh yeah,
they're bad at that, Like they're tailgating and like like
it matters. And then here's the other part, so they'll
(24:29):
go to because it's two lanes, double line, so they'll
go pass the car.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
We were passing a car like a van that was
going too slow. And I've never seen this before.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
A third car comes out from the side and is
passing us, passing the van on the road, and they're
great if I'm wrong, but the horn is a very
important part of the car there.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Like they're walking the horn a lot, like talking to
each other. Like it's like the cars talk to each
other with horn beeps.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
It was.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
And I wanted to just be like give like because
it's an there's.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Three of us in the back, we're packed, you know,
somebody's in the front, and I want to just give
the guy, like, hey, just go the normal speed.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Here's twenty dollars. Don't do that.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
He wouldn't listen to you.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No, that's the way they live. Yeah, but they were
like they're they're all very cool.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
And I got to talk to because I like to
talk to the people because when I have like too
many p the colade as, I start speaking Spanish.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
And did they give you that? I learned?
Speaker 7 (25:22):
I learned about the lead Cosmo and the life that
like they lived there. It was pretty interesting.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Did they give you the hookup?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You know?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
A Cosmo hookup. You know, the driver get no, none
of that. What is the cosmmel hook up?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Whatever? Okay, you don't know. He didn't offer you any like,
you know, little side stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No, no, no, no, no side stuff, just just a
regular ass driver.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I just wondered what cosmeo. There's a lot of side
stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
But it was good.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
But I don't think I'll book another one where it's
like leave day at sea, one day at a place,
then day at sea again because the boat gets eff
and boring.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Uh you know too kind of two days back to back.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
There's only so much like ports trivia I can do, right, Yeah,
that's the only down. I didn't do bingo because that's
a suckers game. You gotta you gotta pay for that.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
No.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
I stayed most of the time in the casino, to
the point where my wife had to drag me out.
The problem is, though my wife is a good luckture, Yeah,
she should be with you. I need her to stand
next to me the entire time. Every time she's there,
I'm winning.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Let her play too, you know why to play?
Speaker 7 (26:30):
She thinks it's boring, uh, and so she'll leave and
then I lose all the money. And I'm like, can
you just is that too much as a husband to ask, like, honey,
this is important for our finances.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I just need you to stand here and be bored
because it makes it different. It's her, it's her cruise
as well.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
She should not be bored.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
You gotta do, you gotta when's the last time you
guys watched Casino Royale?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Got the Bond movie.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Once?
Speaker 8 (26:56):
Yeah, so you got to rewatch that because there's a
pivotal scene there where a vest part is there for
James Bond and it helps him with the poker and
so be like, you're my vest part.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's it was insane. The second she'd walk away,
everything would go to hell. And of course she doesn't
want to stand there. Of course it's her cruise to us,
and she doesn't want to be bored and blah blah
blah blah blah. But what is she doing anyways? And
she's just going to some whack ass trivia instead of
like hanging out with her husband.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, don't yuck her job. Hey, how about the night shows?
Did you go to any of the night shows?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Did you go to the disco dech Yeah? The disco deck.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
I did not because I still live on a radio schedule,
So I like you understand that. Yeah, bed By eight
nine o'clock didn't see the comedian. Uh didn't hear great
things about it. They didn't miss that. I did do
one of those like, uh, we tried to we try
to do the love and Marriage show.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Oh is it fun?
Speaker 7 (27:54):
I mean, okay, these people listen. Actually there was a
ton of listeners on this boat. Shout out to sky
Chad and uh, they were awesome and they but so
the love marriage is for the listeners. It's like they
get they get them newly, like a honeymooning couple, right,
they get like some random ass time frame of married
people in the middle. And then it's like this couple
(28:15):
that was married for fifty six years and who knows
each other the best, Yes, and the fifty six year
marriage people crushed it. They know everything about each other.
But this man was like a walker. His wife was
had to help him up on the stage. She knew
everything about him, yea yea yea yeah. And they were
they were great. But the couple that was in the middle,
they were together for like seven years and they it
(28:36):
seemed like this was not helpful to their.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Relationship, Yeah, because she got pissed and he didn't know
anything right.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
No, I felt bad for this dude because like they're like, oh,
what if you had to describe your you know, your
your love life in a movie, what would it be?
And she's like frozen. Oh you just did that in
front of like seven hundred people. He's gonna have to
come back out and say that, like and know that
you did that. But then they do the thing like,
(29:03):
where's the weirdest place you've ever you know, hooked up? Yeah,
And so they questioned the guy in this and he's like,
just a club club And he's like, well, club, He's
like a club.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
This a club club is fine, and it's weird. It's weird.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
I know they're from Orlando, and I'm like, okay, like
the Walt Disney World Club where you freaking people doing today?
She comes out, she's like, yeah, what's what's the weirdest place?
She goes a dungeon secrets and then they got very
embarrassed and start freaking out.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Oh yeah, and your answer is a dungeon, there's not
a whole lot of choices.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
That's where my club. Yeah, it's like two or three places.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Shout out to those swingers that were in Orlando that
probably aren't gonna be together after this cruise.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Oh no, the don't get over that.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
No, I don't think they were like it was uncomfortable
to watch this because I was like, damn club, cause
he was like he was like the like how we
talked about the other day where like people get.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Blindsided by their marriage falling apart. He is that guy.
She very much is like dogging him in front of
like a crowd of people. My wife did that to me.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
So when she said a dungeon, what did what was
the audience's reaction confusion?
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Yes, there was rying and a handful of other people
that were like, we know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
It just so happened in the front row, like sitting
about four rows up in front of me was like
a lady wearing upshod down pineapple sure like.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So there was like an army of swingers like right
out front.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
They were super happy with that answer, but they were
saying stuff on there that like you couldn't waterboard out
of me, right, you know what I mean? And it
wasn't funny, And they were like really like messing with
each other. The old couple were being funny and like
knew each other. It was the younger couples that I'm like, damn,
y'all are like throwing shadey together.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I don't think you know how to play this game.
Were they trying to get laughs?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
You think?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
No, they were?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
It was it was.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
It was sad.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
So if you're ever on a cruise and you get
to play the loving marriage game, go into it with
the fun answers, right right, right right, don't be don't
it's not therapy people, And it felt like a therapy
session that.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Went very wrong. Now did you try to get up there?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I did try, but they don't ever pick me.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Yeah, that's a conversation you have to have with your
partner before and I say, listen, we're gonna go do
this thing.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Let's be goofball, like this is not real life that.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
We're going to stay on the engeon day.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
We ain't talking about that in front of all these people.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
That's funny. Uh So, So okay, now that you've been
on a cruise, is it out of your system for
a while or you're like, man, I'm back in.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Back in back in. Yeah, yeah, so I will these little.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Hiccups that you had with this particular cruise line and everything,
it's not going to stop you from using that cruise
line again.
Speaker 7 (31:48):
No, it wasn't enough to do it, like and like
I said, like, it wasn't the overall ser like the
pregnancy thing tacnically was our fault.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Is my wife fault? So that that that that's on me.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
I can't blame them for that, you know, I mean
that the internet being down, that that kind of stuff happens.
But I will never get a small room again.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Oh you get a small room?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, like like a small room. See and then and
the problem is I got to go see what a
bigger room looks like.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
A small room didn't bother me, But why did it
bother you? It's a height thing, dude, Well it's a
high thing. But like there's not enough room for both
of our suitcases. So she had to fully unpack her
suitcase like she was using the shelves and the drawers.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I do that anyway, do you really? Yeah, any location,
I unpack all my stuff and put it in a
very very very you know politely.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I put it in the in the you know, dress hotel.
You completely unpassed.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Even when I go to a hotel, if we're standing
to night and like in Leesburg or something, I unpack,
I put.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Everything, get out of here. Why that's such a waste
of time.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
I want to feel like a human. I don't want
to feel like I'm living out of a bag.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That is ridiculous to me. I have to like, I
will live out of that bag.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
I'm super impressed that yesterday we actually unpacked our suitcases
and put everything away.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Oh yeah, when I get home, I have to do
that for normally that suitcase will be open, like if
you're living in that suitcase at home. Yeah, do that.
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Speaker 1 (35:38):
Well us up.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
I'm Russ with angel and Ryan and Angelique the dancing
Queen here today.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
How many cruises have you been on? You've been on
a bunch, right one? Only one? They've only been on
one cruise.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
I'll be damn Okay, Oh that's why you want to
go on a cruise so bad?
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
So does Ryan? Have you talked into going now? Because
other than the first part of the experience, it sounds
like you had a pretty good time.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Oh I know.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
I want to ask you the drink package. I had
successfully broken the bank on the drink package. Every time
I've been me and my wife both and they like, hey,
you've already that's all you can have with the drink package.
I'm like, I thought it was unlimited, Like, well, not
that unlimited, you know. Yeah, did you ever get cut off?
Speaker 7 (36:20):
I never fully hit the limit on it, but I
learned that, like you have to wait ten minutes between
oh like drinks because I kept going back too early,
too fast.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
I've never had them tell me that. Yeah, and that's
how they're limiting it without saying it's limited. Yeah, because
well no.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
No, no, no. I with me, it was like, hey,
you're only supposed to have fifteen, and you're this is
number sixteen. You know, That's what it was. But as
far as the timing, I never heard that before.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Yeah, because I would get like a pina colada or
something like, and I would just slam it.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
You know.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
I'm like, Okay, I'm not here for the taste. Yeah,
I just want I just want the experience of a
pina colada. And then I'm like then I'll switch to
like a or something. And it kept happening, and we're like,
you're at seven minutes and thirty seven seconds, sir, we
gotta we gotta wait a little bit longer.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
They actually time you.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, it's in the computer system.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Oh right, right man, it makes sense. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, it's not a bartender sitting there with stop. It's
doesn't stop watches. That would be a little bit excessive.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
Here's a fun trick for you, though, if you ever
want free stuff on a cruise You ever ever want
them to, like give you a little bit of extra
look at their name, text, see where they're from, and
then learn the word for thank you in whatever language
they are.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
That's a good call.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
I learned it in Indonesian, I learned it in uh Filipino,
I learned it in Romanian. At one point, did you
just say erra gotto? It seems like you're trying, but
you don't really have to know everything. No, No, that's
just Japanese. And believe it or not, a lot of
Japanese people working on that. It's whatever time I would
(37:54):
do it, they'd be like, oh my goodness, you like
and I'm like yeah yeah, and then they would like
slide me extra stuff and I'm like hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Just because you knew the word thank you in their
home language.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, makes them feel good, like you're vested.
Speaker 8 (38:05):
Like you're putting in a little bit of effort. Ryan
people are texted in So the reason they do also
do the timing is that so that people with the
drink packages aren't sharing their drinks.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Oh and they got the old man. They get smarter
every year.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
So usually we buy the Internet package, right, and then oh,
buy the Internet and then I turned my phone into
a hotspot yep, and then I let my wife join.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
I never thought of that.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Well for whatever reason, Well, they figured it out with Apple.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
So on the cruise ship, my personal hotspot is completely
great out can't even click it.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
But if the Android people could still do it.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
But yeah, they've worked out some kind of strategy with
Apple where you can't do that anymore. So we both
had to buy the Internet package. That's the that's an
advanced nerd way to get over on something. I know
that it couldn't really cost them that much money if
somebody is sharing it, but they will.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
They will take every mind that you're.
Speaker 8 (39:00):
Getting on the boat, right, and you haven't let's say
you haven't signed anything or whatever. Yeah, and they already
enacted the ability to block that on your phone because.
Speaker 7 (39:09):
What you your your cell your cell phone then connects
to what's called shiptail or whatever, right, and so shiptel
like various This happens around the world too. If you
if you connect to various like places around the world,
it'll gray out certain options on your phone.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
So they're just doing that on the boat. Woe whenever
we go.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Mary Allen doesn't want to use her phone that she
won't even break, so I'll do mine because I'm inevitably
I'm gonna want to post something or check something whatever,
and she does not care at all, So we'll just
get it on you know one. But so you had
to get both.
Speaker 7 (39:44):
Yeah, I had to get both. Twenty seven nine a
person of a Day. But then we we we didn't
get it the whole time, and you're right, we went
off of our phone. I wasn't doom scrolling for about
two days. I did feel like my brain started to
recover a little bit.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
You gotta play a couple of good pictures?
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Have you got on the beach?
Speaker 7 (40:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, we we had a good time. And
then uh and then at some point to Tim made
an appearance. Why the crew, because that's what you can do.
You dressed up like so it was formal night, so
what is to.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
The jacket?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Wears a jacket, wears a suit? And then like, man,
you know who loves tune to Tim?
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Little old black ladies love Tuna Tim, and like like
they kept coming up to me and they're like, oh,
you look so good.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
But then this one lady and stand in line with her.
She's like, you look so good. This is so fun.
I love your alphab but this is like your shoes, baby,
your shoes. I gotta bring my shoe game up.
Speaker 7 (40:38):
And then she her and her friend said, old ladies
just sat there roasting my shoes from about seven to
ten minutes. And I'm like, damn, okay, I gotta I
gotta get I gotta upgrade my shoe game.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Do you know I had I know we got to
go in a second.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
But I had a conversation with somebody yesterday and I
was talking to him and he and he just had
he just realized you were tunea Tim because you had
a mask on and it was was Ray Lloyd. I
was talking to him and he's like, wait a minute,
Ryan Holmes is Tuna Tim. Yeah, it's not like Superman,
like like or Batman. You don't know his secret identity.
(41:10):
I'm like, yes, Roy, Ray, it's a that's tune till.
He had no idea because he saw you at.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
The wrestling thing, but you had the That makes sense
because when I saw him at the comedy he was
doing the open mic at the Funning Bone.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I'm like, hey, it's good to see the other day.
And he's like like, looked at me, confused, he did
you told me? Folded He's like Ryan Holmes is Tuna
tim Yeah, I'm like yes, Ray.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
He's gonna come in next week actually, Carmen Carmen vallone. Yeah, yeah,
he's gonna come in tomorrow to promote their thing that
they're doing. But he seems like a good dude. All right, listen,
we take a break and we come back. We are
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the angela Boom angel Era. Come look and the King
(04:25):
ont am I Ryan, get you at Jim you today, sir.
It is a Tuesday, A beautiful tuesday.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Man.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
It was a little bit hot yesterday, gonna be hot
again the day. I'll still praying for some rain, still
having gotten it. I wish it would it would rain
for like a week or so, but I guess that's
not gonna happen. Ryan back from his his vacation, back
from his Cameos Mexico. Yeah, you don't look like you
broke anything. You don't look like you're ill. It doesn't
(04:53):
look like there has been an issue, but I could
be wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
How was how was you gotta wash? You washed?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
You?
Speaker 7 (05:00):
That's a big part of the thing. A lot of
people don't wash you washy, and then they get sick
on cruises. But it's very important. So you wash your
hands a lot, got to. Yeah, hands are dry as
hell from using all the you know what is that
the rubby soap up. They got like a parrel or
something or yeah, you know, all around the ship.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
They got the rint to it.
Speaker 7 (05:19):
They got like stations, like like everywhere you turn your
head around and man, there's a purele station. So you
just you just soap up and you go and every
time you touch handrails or whatever else. And they do
a good job of cleaning that ship. There's always someone
running around doing that.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
So is it a station or do they have a guys?
Because when I when you.
Speaker 7 (05:36):
Walk into the food like the buffet, there's like two people. Yeah,
they're both yelling washy, washy, right right right right. You
can't get past it. You can't juke them.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, even if you don't want to wash, you wash
you too bad. You gotta wash your.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Water stand washy washing because you're getting everybody else sick
if you get Yeah, so it was a it's a
good time. It felt like that vacation lasted about thirty
five minutes. Oh, and now I'm back at work. So yeah, yeah,
you just like you do something that I don't do.
I've done it a couple of times. But like you
like vacation with people. Uh, I like just going with
(06:07):
just my wife so we can make the decisions of
what we want to do. Yeah, but you're you like that.
So I want to do a monster cruit. Every time
I do one of these, I'm like, I'm I'm like,
there's enough room on this boat. I like seeing people.
I like hanging out with people. Yeah, I'm fine with that.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So in fact, I hate hanging out with my wife.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
She's gonna work.
Speaker 7 (06:24):
You know, I have to like bring more people because
like if it's just me and her, oh buddy, you
don't ever get anything like hey, we kind of want
to do this, and you guys do that, Like yeah,
you can do that though they think about being an adult.
You just go, hey, guys, we're gonna go do this, yeah,
and then we'll see at dinner. Right, So uh yeah,
I don't I don't mind. I'm always like for me,
it's always like the more the merrier.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
I used to be that way unless I'm having like
a romantic time, which is uh, it's almost never something.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Changed in me like I used to be exactly Like
I'm not.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
I'm not dogging afore, I'm just saying like I've gotten
now in this particular relationship or marriage, like we just
want to do stuff alone I used to be, or yeah,
more than marry, I want a bunch of people around.
Uh And and I did it all the time for sure,
and we can go on vacation with people like that.
But uh yeah, I just something shifted, maybe as I
gotten older or whatever, or maybe it's just this relationship
is different than others. I don't know what the difference is,
(07:15):
but uh yeah, yeah, just kind of rather do it
on our own. But uh yeah, did you.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Go alone all the time?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
Like in my everyday life, I rarely see people. Yeah,
Like it's it is just me and my wife. Like
I have lots of friends. I think they still exist,
but whether it's because of them or me and our
different diverging schedules.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I rarely see anybody anymore.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Like you.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
I see you guys, Like, do I want to hang
out with you guys after work? No, it's too much
of you guys.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Right exactly now, Listen, I don't even take that badly.
It's five hours a day. We are I don't want
to say forced, but we have the pleasure of seeing
each other. We no, no, no, I'm just saying, like,
you know, where are you at the pleasure we all
get along, which is good, you know, Like it's five
hours a day, five days a week for I didn't
(08:06):
count how many here?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
What new thing are you gonna say to me at
three in the afternoon if we're getting taco it'd be
something made up?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah, yeah, it be something incredibly vulgar.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Just about the show like later yeah, yeah, what it's
just the three of us, we go straight to vulgar. Yeah, right,
stuff we can't say on the radio outside of just
the three of us.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Who can't say that stuff anywhere else?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Anybody else?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, anybody over hearing the things that get said between
the three of us would be like what is wrong
with you three?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Right?
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
And those are the things we're gonna say on June
fifth and everybody at the Monster's Life at night, the
most vulgar, most horrible things.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And there's some stuff they won't let me tell. There
are stories they they can't say that Russ.
Speaker 7 (08:46):
That's what it's good at friends that like, you know,
I could go this. I got friends I could go
like six months without seeing and they're not mad about it.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got that.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I've had.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
I used to have like needy friends, like almost like
like like I was in a relationationship with them as
friends and I had to check in with them constantly
and if I didn't, they'd be upset about it.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I can't have those people in my life. Yeah, you can't.
You know what I think.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Once again, I'm gonna say as I got older, like
I realized that those people that are like, hey, have
we talked to you in a good day? You didn't
text me back? And I'm like, dude, you know my
friends that know like bo Bo knows and I can
talk to bout five weeks from now. You find talking
to Marks fine. You know I got other buddies like
that too, that you know, you don't have to be
on top of it all the time. Do you talk
(09:28):
to your buddies a lot? Angel Uh, peedro Limo will
text it. We'll check in maybe once or twice a week.
Definitely a lot more through messaging. Yeah, Manny, that's the
you know, probably once a month or twice a month,
depending out the buddy Alex. Uh, you know when I
run into him Mondo Duke, I see, I talked to
(09:49):
him probably every couple of days, you know.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Okay, so you got it. You gotta talk to quite
a bit.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
But like.
Speaker 8 (09:55):
Or even with my buddy Ricky, it all depends on
what's going on. Like at the very minimum, there's a
text scent every couple.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
Of days, right yeah, yeah yeah, but so so on
the cruise ship, this was out of Tampa. Well, I
don't want probably get into now. We only have two
minutes or so, buticked out what real quickly? So there
was a side bet that was placed. What time did
your boat dock? Oh yeah this morning?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (10:20):
No, no, yeah, when you can when you got into
port and uh you were I was off the ship
by seven am.
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Yeah yeah, all right. So then you're getting your stuff together.
What were the chances there's there's bets that were made
that you stopped at a hard rock casino, just a
bet on black.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I ain't going to casino ever again. After the seventh.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
Boats what I said when I said he's gambling on
the cruise ship, He's not gonna want to go to
the hard rock. Oh so you did.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh this cruise ships, Oh those are those are made
to take your money? Doesn't look does it sound like
it was?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Went well?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
At one point I was up a lot of money
and then I was down. Yeah, a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
And I was trying to tell Angel the casino is
the brighty, bright, shiny, the middle part of the cruise
ship where everybody meets. That's a yeah, it's drawing you
to it. You gotta go to the you know it's
a nice, warm center. Oh, it's a it's where all
the happiness is. Uh so, so he didn't do so well.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Game?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
What game did you play? Well?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Crabs very fun.
Speaker 7 (11:22):
I had a good time of craps where that's that's
just you know, everybody craps could be fun, so fun,
so fun. And then I played people the just a roulette.
I like the roulette. I just black and read it
black and redd it. But this table went on like
a seventeen red line, and I kept betting against times,
and seventeen times in a row, this thing went red
(11:44):
and I'm like betting against him, like, come on, black, no,
and that's I just just lost everything and then got mad,
went and got more money.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Well, you know what they said.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
What they say is is if you wouldn't have just
kept going and kept doubling and kept double that eventually
it would hit black and you would have had a
big like you.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Can only double so many times?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, because you're right, Yeah, you run out of money,
but you're super rich, right, you.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Just keep doubling, keep double keeping, no matter what.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
It gets to. I guess eventually it's got to go
to black and then you will eventually win.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Well, you, but you have to have a deep pockets.
You have to have a deep pockets.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
You have to be okay with like playing five dollars,
which is boring because you're like five dollars okay, then
you're losing was ten and now you're at twenty and
it's like not that exciting, but you're just losing money
and getting annoyed.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
You know, you're at eighty, one hundred and sixty.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
You're up to five hundred and then it hits then
it hits.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
Yeah, you thousand bucks.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
But the table can stay irrational longer than you can
stay liquid, you know what I mean? Like it it
was doing some funky stuff. I like Honestly, I feel
like these cruise ships they're not as well regulated right
like where you're out at sea.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
And I'm like, I can't prove it.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
This is just my theory.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
But I'm like, I've never seen a table no bread
seventeen times. That was crazy. I do know that the
tables are.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Are skewed like that, but I know for a fact
that the slot machines they manipulate those.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
I mean that, howbody next to me won eight thousand
dollars from a slot machine?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
No, I did see that.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Okay, listen, we gotta take a little break.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
We'll find out how Ryan's cruise was, and maybe maybe
he can talk Angeling to going on a cruise someday.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
We will seem we'll find out a bunch of big
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Speaker 1 (14:16):
And that's June the fifth.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
That's a Saturday night from like search, it's you know,
the whole everything sorts at six and it goes to
whatever we're done, what's up? I'm rushed with Angel and
Ryan Holmes. Ryan's back from his his cruise he took
you went, So you went from Tampa to.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Was it Cosmo? Cosmel?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Tell me about driving there, driving to the cause I've
only been out of Tampa a couple times most every
other time I've been out of Miami and Coco or
that's Coco, right, Cape Pannaveral I guess ki Canava. So
those are the two I've been to most. I think
I've only been out of Tampa once or maybe twice.
(14:56):
I don't remember the experiences in the middle of Uh
the packing district. Is that where it's at?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
No, No, I don't know. It's at the Port of Tampa.
Oh wherever that is easy to get to, Yeah, easy
to get to. But Jesus shout out to everybody driving
your ass on I for every single morning. Uh my god,
what a nightmare of a road that they that that
that is from where from from the like the whole thing,
Like it's yeah, it's it's wacky and like.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
So so you left with like you left and gave
yourself plenty of time because there were some traffic issues
that morning.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (15:33):
Yeah, from Tampa to Orlando, I mean, like it is
it's an hour and a half with no traffic, right,
it was two and a half hours yesterday of like
just the worst like stop and go because they're building
the express lane, so they're like widening parts of it.
Way out there, and it's and the amount of people
that like it's it's traffic, I mean it's it's stopping go,
(15:55):
but there's.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Still these weavy bastards. You don't want to come through there.
Speaker 7 (15:58):
And then you people in the left lane it is
the passing lane, and if you are going slow, move
your dumb ass over. Then there needs to be more
tickets for that because that's the dangerous part because if
you're if you're slowed down, it creates a bunch of
people like to have to slow down behind you.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
And then you get the weavy people in and out.
Speaker 8 (16:18):
I think Stanta, Florida leads the nation and people that
just kind of camp out on the left lane and
they feel like they're doing the right thing there. They're like, oh,
I'm I'm the one that's controlling traffic, because you're not
going to be the one that cruises past me.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Right, this is insane.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
Hey, So when you left your Thursday at about eight
thirty in the morning, and we were wondering about what
time you would actually get to to the cruise ship,
how long did it take you from here at eight
thirty to get to the cruise ship?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Got two hours?
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (16:45):
This was It wasn't too bad.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Some tulip leave me a voice matches going, oh your
angel doesn't take five hours. But we were listening to
the traffic and everything was bad.
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, there was like there was an accident
was cleared up by the time we got there, so
there was just looking time afterwards.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (17:01):
But yeah, so I don't I don't know. I know,
you drive that forty five minutes every day, but you
do it early in the morning.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, I just can't. There's a reason I live five
minutes from work. It's just hot.
Speaker 7 (17:12):
Like Christina's telling me that people that work with her,
they like one girl lives by Disney because she just
like likes living by Disney.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
But their office is in Maitland. M hm. And that's
an insane thing.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
You know.
Speaker 8 (17:23):
What infuriate you even more is that, like if you
take a second and you start like looking up like
some of these projects that they do, these road projects
they do in other parts of the world, and like
how effectively they get get them done in a let's say,
reasonable amount of time compared to.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
What are you know, what happens here burrending construction project.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Yes, I will say that, you know, I bought two
houses that are really close to here within my lifetime
right well, actually three if you count the one over
on Lee Road. But I bought a house that's just
right over here in Maitland that was three four minutes away,
and then the one in the Springs. But I'm much
happier out where I'm at just because you know, living
on the lake and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
So the drive still to this point does not bother me.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
But uh but I do understand, uh it being uh
you know, irritating when there is bad trapping, it does suck.
Speaker 7 (18:09):
Yeah, But like that, it was just that first day
that Thursday. If it could go wrong, it was going
wrong that day. Like it was absolutely insane, the cascade
of things that were going wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
I haven't had like a bad day in a while.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
Oh yeah, yea, because they told you. You told them,
they told you told them you were pregnant, or your
wife told.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Them, But I was pregnant. We're not gonna bring up who,
but uh we got real mad of divers.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
So what happened when you got there and you had
to prove that you weren't pregnant? Love, I forgot about that.
It would have been that person.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
So it gets even it gets even more fun.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Right.
Speaker 7 (18:42):
So, Uh, I get to the port of Tampa. We're
loading up, all right. We get in and I'm like, hey,
i just gotta tell them, you know, Like I'm talking
to the lady. I'm like, I'm not pregnant. Obviously I
got to fix this. They're like, Okay, that's great, but
here's the problem. Uh the internet's down here.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Oh no, And I'm like what they're like?
Speaker 7 (19:01):
And so there was this long like I waited in
a line for like two hours to get on the
boat because I have to, Like everybody else could kind
of check in if everything was done, but my thing's
not done because I'm pregnant. Uh So I had to
like wait around long ass lie wait for the internet
to come back on. Internet never comes back on. So
eventually they have to print me up this piece of
(19:22):
paper that says I'm not pregnant that I have to
just go.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I have to keep it on me. I have to
keep it on me as I go around the cruise.
Speaker 4 (19:29):
No, you didn't have to prove it, right, you just
they just looked at it and said, Okay, there's no
way you can be pregnant.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
Well yeah, but they couldn't give me the c pass,
the boarding pass, so I just have a printed piece
of paper that says like, hey, there's an error, this
man's not pregnant, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
I'm like, okay, well even better. So I go to
the bar. I'm like, okay, let's just let's just get
a drink. Let's I got the drink package, let's go.
Speaker 7 (19:53):
And I go to get a drink and they they're like, okay,
let me scan you a piece of paper, scan it,
hand me the drinks and then they give me a
bill for thirty four dollars and I'm like that's weird.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I'm like, no, I have the I have the drink package.
And they're like, no, you don't.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
So I go over to the office, little like office
area that's on the same deck as the bar. I
can see the bar from over there over here, and uh,
they're like, oh, yeah, no, your drink package was canceled.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
And like, no it wasn't. They're like, well, if you
put that you're.
Speaker 7 (20:27):
Pregnant, we can drink package. They canceled it and they
refunded it. They said, that's what they said. So I
looked at my email. I did get an email that
day where they said I was pregnant that the drink
package was refunded. I'm like, no, we didn't refund that,
we didn't request this. This is an error, obviously. This
is all like, can we just get the drink package
(20:47):
back please? And they're like no, no, They're like, no,
you could buy the drink package when you get on
the ship. Yes, but not at the price that we
originally booked it. Drink price hell and see the whole time.
Oh yeah, the new drink price on the boat is
three to four hundred dollars more per person than what
we booked it for originally back in February.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Difference.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
And they won't give it to me at that price
now the money hasn't been refunded.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
They're like, it's gonna take about fourteen days for that
original money to be refunded.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
So they're like, you can buy it again and hope
for the best. And I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
So then I'd argue with them for about two hours
and and of course you finally get it, yeah, after
like two like literal two hours. And it was just
one phone call and I got this Romanian man who's
being a super duche to me, and they're like, all right, guys,
I'm just trying to get the thing that I paid for.
Obviously this is all mistakes. This is twenty twenty six.
How is this not easily fixable? So it was just
(21:47):
it was just like that, and a couple other things
just kept going.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
Are you still in port when that's happening or are
you guys already?
Speaker 7 (21:54):
I don't think we'd take it off, you know, we
had it because the big thing one of the things
I like to do when I leave Tampa is it
like you go out of the port, it's very fun
to look at kenn I was kind of a boring
port to want to leave, but Tampa get all this
fun stuff. And then once you get to Saint Pete,
there's a big old bridge that the boat goes under.
Love going to that that you know, everybody stands on
(22:15):
the deck you look at the bridge. Missed that whole thing,
and it was just it was just wacky. So they
would get to our room. Whoever had our room before us,
like destroyed the room, like doors were falling off hinges.
It was cleaned up, but all these like like it
looked like a rock star trashed it because all the
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doors were hanging something like taking photos.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
To go like and then I gotta go argue with
them again. They're like, well, how.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Long were you there?
Speaker 3 (22:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
I've never had with this particular cruise line, and normally
their customer service is very good. In this particular case,
I don't know what it was about, if there was
like a language barrier or like like this particular Romanian
customer service man because they got on their badges from
where from Now.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
You're kind of stressed out at the beginning because you're
supposed to angel.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
You get on the cruise ship and all your all
your cares and.
Speaker 4 (23:10):
The and they're playing some sort of music with a
steel drum and you're taking a life is good. It's
supposed to be.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Yeah, no, it's so. It was just it was just
this frustrating first day.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
The rest of the crews ended up being fine working out.
I will tell you the people of Cosmo, for an island,
people are very stressed out.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Are those are island people?
Speaker 7 (23:33):
I mean yeah, I mean Cosmeos It's a it's a
little tiny island off the coast of us. Off the
coast of Mexico. By the way, the fact that the
cruise ship has to call it the Gulf of America
makes me laugh.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
They so much, do they really? Yeah, they're like we
are now in the you know, they're like, we're not
in the Golf of the Medical really.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
I was very surprised by that.
Speaker 7 (23:52):
That's funny because I'm like, you're not American, like your
your your ship isn't even.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Based in the US.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
So they had to make that decision, like listen, you know,
they changed it, so we gotta we gotta go with
golf with Golf of America. That is so crazy.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
But like, you get on this little island and Cosmeo
is not that big.
Speaker 7 (24:07):
You can you can loop the whole thing in about
two hours if you get a if you get a car.
But they there's only one road. There's one road that
goes around the island. The most part where the tourists go,
it's too two lanes. Everybody is effing tailgating. Oh yeah,
they're bad at that, Like they're tailgating and like like
it matters. And then here's the other part, so they'll
(24:29):
go to because it's two lanes, double line, so they'll
go pass the car.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
We were passing a car like a van that was
going too slow. And I've never seen this before.
Speaker 7 (24:37):
A third car comes out from the side and is
passing us, passing the van on the road, and they're
great if I'm wrong, but the horn is a very
important part of the car there.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Like they're walking the horn a lot, like talking to
each other. Like it's like the cars talk to each
other with horn beeps.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
It was.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
And I wanted to just be like give like because
it's an there's.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Three of us in the back, we're packed, you know,
somebody's in the front, and I want to just give
the guy, like, hey, just go the normal speed.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
Here's twenty dollars. Don't do that.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
He wouldn't listen to you.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
No, that's the way they live. Yeah, but they were
like they're they're all very cool.
Speaker 7 (25:14):
And I got to talk to because I like to
talk to the people because when I have like too
many p the colade as, I start speaking Spanish.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
And did they give you that? I learned?
Speaker 7 (25:22):
I learned about the lead Cosmo and the life that
like they lived there. It was pretty interesting.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Did they give you the hookup?
Speaker 2 (25:27):
You know?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
A Cosmo hookup. You know, the driver get no, none
of that. What is the cosmmel hook up?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Whatever? Okay, you don't know. He didn't offer you any like,
you know, little side stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
No, no, no, no, no side stuff, just just a
regular ass driver.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I just wondered what cosmeo. There's a lot of side
stuff going on.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
But it was good.
Speaker 7 (25:46):
But I don't think I'll book another one where it's
like leave day at sea, one day at a place,
then day at sea again because the boat gets eff
and boring.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Uh you know too kind of two days back to back.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
There's only so much like ports trivia I can do, right, Yeah,
that's the only down. I didn't do bingo because that's
a suckers game. You gotta you gotta pay for that.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
No.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
I stayed most of the time in the casino, to
the point where my wife had to drag me out.
The problem is, though my wife is a good luckture, Yeah,
she should be with you. I need her to stand
next to me the entire time. Every time she's there,
I'm winning.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Let her play too, you know why to play?
Speaker 7 (26:30):
She thinks it's boring, uh, and so she'll leave and
then I lose all the money. And I'm like, can
you just is that too much as a husband to ask, like, honey,
this is important for our finances.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I just need you to stand here and be bored
because it makes it different. It's her, it's her cruise
as well.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
She should not be bored.
Speaker 8 (26:48):
You gotta do, you gotta when's the last time you
guys watched Casino Royale?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Got the Bond movie.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Once?
Speaker 8 (26:56):
Yeah, so you got to rewatch that because there's a
pivotal scene there where a vest part is there for
James Bond and it helps him with the poker and
so be like, you're my vest part.
Speaker 7 (27:08):
Yeah, yeah, it's it was insane. The second she'd walk away,
everything would go to hell. And of course she doesn't
want to stand there. Of course it's her cruise to us,
and she doesn't want to be bored and blah blah
blah blah blah. But what is she doing anyways? And
she's just going to some whack ass trivia instead of
like hanging out with her husband.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, don't yuck her job. Hey, how about the night shows?
Did you go to any of the night shows?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Did you go to the disco dech Yeah? The disco deck.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
I did not because I still live on a radio schedule,
So I like you understand that. Yeah, bed By eight
nine o'clock didn't see the comedian. Uh didn't hear great
things about it. They didn't miss that. I did do
one of those like, uh, we tried to we try
to do the love and Marriage show.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Oh is it fun?
Speaker 7 (27:54):
I mean, okay, these people listen. Actually there was a
ton of listeners on this boat. Shout out to sky
Chad and uh, they were awesome and they but so
the love marriage is for the listeners. It's like they
get they get them newly, like a honeymooning couple, right,
they get like some random ass time frame of married
people in the middle. And then it's like this couple
(28:15):
that was married for fifty six years and who knows
each other the best, Yes, and the fifty six year
marriage people crushed it. They know everything about each other.
But this man was like a walker. His wife was
had to help him up on the stage. She knew
everything about him, yea yea yea yeah. And they were
they were great. But the couple that was in the middle,
they were together for like seven years and they it
(28:36):
seemed like this was not helpful to their.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Relationship, Yeah, because she got pissed and he didn't know
anything right.
Speaker 7 (28:42):
No, I felt bad for this dude because like they're like, oh,
what if you had to describe your you know, your
your love life in a movie, what would it be?
And she's like frozen. Oh you just did that in
front of like seven hundred people. He's gonna have to
come back out and say that, like and know that
you did that. But then they do the thing like,
(29:03):
where's the weirdest place you've ever you know, hooked up? Yeah,
And so they questioned the guy in this and he's like,
just a club club And he's like, well, club, He's
like a club.
Speaker 1 (29:13):
This a club club is fine, and it's weird. It's weird.
Speaker 7 (29:16):
I know they're from Orlando, and I'm like, okay, like
the Walt Disney World Club where you freaking people doing today?
She comes out, she's like, yeah, what's what's the weirdest place?
She goes a dungeon secrets and then they got very
embarrassed and start freaking out.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Oh yeah, and your answer is a dungeon, there's not
a whole lot of choices.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
That's where my club. Yeah, it's like two or three places.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Shout out to those swingers that were in Orlando that
probably aren't gonna be together after this cruise.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Oh no, the don't get over that.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
No, I don't think they were like it was uncomfortable
to watch this because I was like, damn club, cause
he was like he was like the like how we
talked about the other day where like people get.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Blindsided by their marriage falling apart. He is that guy.
She very much is like dogging him in front of
like a crowd of people. My wife did that to me.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
So when she said a dungeon, what did what was
the audience's reaction confusion?
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Yes, there was rying and a handful of other people
that were like, we know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
It just so happened in the front row, like sitting
about four rows up in front of me was like
a lady wearing upshod down pineapple sure like.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
So there was like an army of swingers like right
out front.
Speaker 7 (30:31):
They were super happy with that answer, but they were
saying stuff on there that like you couldn't waterboard out
of me, right, you know what I mean? And it
wasn't funny, And they were like really like messing with
each other. The old couple were being funny and like
knew each other. It was the younger couples that I'm like, damn,
y'all are like throwing shadey together.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I don't think you know how to play this game.
Were they trying to get laughs?
Speaker 2 (30:53):
You think?
Speaker 3 (30:54):
No, they were?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
It was it was.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
It was sad.
Speaker 7 (30:57):
So if you're ever on a cruise and you get
to play the loving marriage game, go into it with
the fun answers, right right, right right, don't be don't
it's not therapy people, And it felt like a therapy
session that.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Went very wrong. Now did you try to get up there?
Speaker 4 (31:12):
Did you?
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Did you?
Speaker 1 (31:13):
I did try, but they don't ever pick me.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:16):
Yeah, that's a conversation you have to have with your
partner before and I say, listen, we're gonna go do
this thing.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Let's be goofball, like this is not real life that.
Speaker 4 (31:24):
We're going to stay on the engeon day.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
We ain't talking about that in front of all these people.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
That's funny. Uh So, So okay, now that you've been
on a cruise, is it out of your system for
a while or you're like, man, I'm back in.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Back in back in. Yeah, yeah, so I will these little.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
Hiccups that you had with this particular cruise line and everything,
it's not going to stop you from using that cruise
line again.
Speaker 7 (31:48):
No, it wasn't enough to do it, like and like
I said, like, it wasn't the overall ser like the
pregnancy thing tacnically was our fault.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Is my wife fault? So that that that that's on me.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
I can't blame them for that, you know, I mean
that the internet being down, that that kind of stuff happens.
But I will never get a small room again.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Oh you get a small room?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, like like a small room. See and then and
the problem is I got to go see what a
bigger room looks like.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
A small room didn't bother me, But why did it
bother you? It's a height thing, dude, Well it's a
high thing. But like there's not enough room for both
of our suitcases. So she had to fully unpack her
suitcase like she was using the shelves and the drawers.
Speaker 4 (32:29):
I do that anyway, do you really? Yeah, any location,
I unpack all my stuff and put it in a
very very very you know politely.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I put it in the in the you know, dress hotel.
You completely unpassed.
Speaker 4 (32:41):
Even when I go to a hotel, if we're standing
to night and like in Leesburg or something, I unpack,
I put.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Everything, get out of here. Why that's such a waste
of time.
Speaker 4 (32:49):
I want to feel like a human. I don't want
to feel like I'm living out of a bag.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
That is ridiculous to me. I have to like, I
will live out of that bag.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
I'm super impressed that yesterday we actually unpacked our suitcases
and put everything away.
Speaker 1 (33:03):
Oh yeah, when I get home, I have to do
that for normally that suitcase will be open, like if
you're living in that suitcase at home. Yeah, do that.
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Speaker 1 (35:38):
Well us up.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
I'm Russ with angel and Ryan and Angelique the dancing
Queen here today.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
How many cruises have you been on? You've been on
a bunch, right one? Only one? They've only been on
one cruise.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
I'll be damn Okay, Oh that's why you want to
go on a cruise so bad?
Speaker 3 (35:54):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
So does Ryan? Have you talked into going now? Because
other than the first part of the experience, it sounds
like you had a pretty good time.
Speaker 1 (36:00):
Oh I know.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
I want to ask you the drink package. I had
successfully broken the bank on the drink package. Every time
I've been me and my wife both and they like, hey,
you've already that's all you can have with the drink package.
I'm like, I thought it was unlimited, Like, well, not
that unlimited, you know. Yeah, did you ever get cut off?
Speaker 7 (36:20):
I never fully hit the limit on it, but I
learned that, like you have to wait ten minutes between
oh like drinks because I kept going back too early,
too fast.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
I've never had them tell me that. Yeah, and that's
how they're limiting it without saying it's limited. Yeah, because
well no.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
No, no, no. I with me, it was like, hey,
you're only supposed to have fifteen, and you're this is
number sixteen. You know, That's what it was. But as
far as the timing, I never heard that before.
Speaker 7 (36:48):
Yeah, because I would get like a pina colada or
something like, and I would just slam it.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
You know.
Speaker 7 (36:53):
I'm like, Okay, I'm not here for the taste. Yeah,
I just want I just want the experience of a
pina colada. And then I'm like then I'll switch to
like a or something. And it kept happening, and we're like,
you're at seven minutes and thirty seven seconds, sir, we
gotta we gotta wait a little bit longer.
Speaker 4 (37:06):
They actually time you.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Yeah, it's in the computer system.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Oh right, right man, it makes sense. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Yeah, it's not a bartender sitting there with stop. It's
doesn't stop watches. That would be a little bit excessive.
Speaker 7 (37:18):
Here's a fun trick for you, though, if you ever
want free stuff on a cruise You ever ever want
them to, like give you a little bit of extra
look at their name, text, see where they're from, and
then learn the word for thank you in whatever language
they are.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
That's a good call.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yeah, okay, so.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
I learned it in Indonesian, I learned it in uh Filipino,
I learned it in Romanian. At one point, did you
just say erra gotto? It seems like you're trying, but
you don't really have to know everything. No, No, that's
just Japanese. And believe it or not, a lot of
Japanese people working on that. It's whatever time I would
(37:54):
do it, they'd be like, oh my goodness, you like
and I'm like yeah yeah, and then they would like
slide me extra stuff and I'm like hell yeah.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Just because you knew the word thank you in their
home language.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, makes them feel good, like you're vested.
Speaker 8 (38:05):
Like you're putting in a little bit of effort. Ryan
people are texted in So the reason they do also
do the timing is that so that people with the
drink packages aren't sharing their drinks.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Oh and they got the old man. They get smarter
every year.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
So usually we buy the Internet package, right, and then oh,
buy the Internet and then I turned my phone into
a hotspot yep, and then I let my wife join.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
I never thought of that.
Speaker 1 (38:28):
Well for whatever reason, Well, they figured it out with Apple.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
So on the cruise ship, my personal hotspot is completely
great out can't even click it.
Speaker 1 (38:39):
But if the Android people could still do it.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
But yeah, they've worked out some kind of strategy with
Apple where you can't do that anymore. So we both
had to buy the Internet package. That's the that's an
advanced nerd way to get over on something. I know
that it couldn't really cost them that much money if
somebody is sharing it, but they will.
Speaker 1 (38:58):
They will take every mind that you're.
Speaker 8 (39:00):
Getting on the boat, right, and you haven't let's say
you haven't signed anything or whatever. Yeah, and they already
enacted the ability to block that on your phone because.
Speaker 7 (39:09):
What you your your cell your cell phone then connects
to what's called shiptail or whatever, right, and so shiptel
like various This happens around the world too. If you
if you connect to various like places around the world,
it'll gray out certain options on your phone.
Speaker 1 (39:25):
So they're just doing that on the boat. Woe whenever
we go.
Speaker 4 (39:29):
Mary Allen doesn't want to use her phone that she
won't even break, so I'll do mine because I'm inevitably
I'm gonna want to post something or check something whatever,
and she does not care at all, So we'll just
get it on you know one. But so you had
to get both.
Speaker 7 (39:44):
Yeah, I had to get both. Twenty seven nine a
person of a Day. But then we we we didn't
get it the whole time, and you're right, we went
off of our phone. I wasn't doom scrolling for about
two days. I did feel like my brain started to
recover a little bit.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
You gotta play a couple of good pictures?
Speaker 4 (39:59):
Have you got on the beach?
Speaker 7 (40:01):
Oh yeah, yeah, we we had a good time. And
then uh and then at some point to Tim made
an appearance. Why the crew, because that's what you can do.
You dressed up like so it was formal night, so
what is to.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
The jacket?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
Wears a jacket, wears a suit? And then like, man,
you know who loves tune to Tim?
Speaker 7 (40:22):
Little old black ladies love Tuna Tim, and like like
they kept coming up to me and they're like, oh,
you look so good.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
But then this one lady and stand in line with her.
She's like, you look so good. This is so fun.
I love your alphab but this is like your shoes, baby,
your shoes. I gotta bring my shoe game up.
Speaker 7 (40:38):
And then she her and her friend said, old ladies
just sat there roasting my shoes from about seven to
ten minutes. And I'm like, damn, okay, I gotta I
gotta get I gotta upgrade my shoe game.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Do you know I had I know we got to
go in a second.
Speaker 4 (40:50):
But I had a conversation with somebody yesterday and I
was talking to him and he and he just had
he just realized you were tunea Tim because you had
a mask on and it was was Ray Lloyd. I
was talking to him and he's like, wait a minute,
Ryan Holmes is Tuna Tim. Yeah, it's not like Superman,
like like or Batman. You don't know his secret identity.
(41:10):
I'm like, yes, Roy, Ray, it's a that's tune till.
He had no idea because he saw you at.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
The wrestling thing, but you had the That makes sense
because when I saw him at the comedy he was
doing the open mic at the Funning Bone.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
I'm like, hey, it's good to see the other day.
And he's like like, looked at me, confused, he did
you told me? Folded He's like Ryan Holmes is Tuna
tim Yeah, I'm like yes, Ray.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
He's gonna come in next week actually, Carmen Carmen vallone. Yeah, yeah,
he's gonna come in tomorrow to promote their thing that
they're doing. But he seems like a good dude. All right, listen,
we take a break and we come back. We are
going to do some trivia at your chance to win
some stuff, so you might want to get on the
line the telephone number four oh seven nine one six
one o four one. It's trivia time.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
When we come back.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
You're listening to the Mansters in the morning.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
He's playing
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