November 13, 2025 • 38 mins
THURSDAY HR 3 Monster Sports - Orlando Magic win over the New York Knicks. TNF. Comic Legend George Wallace. Catching up with the man!! George Wallace extends the invite to Ryan Holmes!!!
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Speaker 1 (00:13):
Welcome back to the Monsters Warnings.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
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Of cool stuff.
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Look forward to seeing you.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
What's up.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I'm Russ Rolins along with Ryan Holmes, Angelique, the Dames,
Queen Ambernova. Now it's time for angel Rivera to bring
you a Monster Sports.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
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Speaker 3 (01:20):
RUSS.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
We have to do this, what we gotta do.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
This has to be done, but we're doing.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Congratulations to the Orlando Magic. And again it's early in
the season, but I know it's urging people to calm down,
Calm down, calm down. Orlando Magic find themselves at five hundred.
They went to New York City. Oh no, they went
to Manhattan. They went to the mecca of basketball that
some people consider as Madison Square Garden. And even with
(02:14):
the loss of Polo Bancaro to a growing strain, that
didn't slow down the Orlando Magic as they came out
victorious one twenty four to one oh seven against the
Kinnics of New York.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
That's that's an as it was.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, wired to wire defense. Defensively, they were there. Their
presence that made the Knicks feel it. Knicks were just
not comfortable shooting. It got close a couple of times,
but our guys didn't wither, They didn't waiver in the
face of that adversity, and the Magic win one twenty
four to one oh seven. They played tomorrow against the
Brooklyn Nets at seven o'clock. Now, with that injury, with
(02:53):
that victory, though again it's one of those just unfortunate
spots that we find.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Ourselves with Palo Bank Carol.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Again, he left in the middle of the second early
in the second quarter, and he just had happy birthday,
happy belated about birthday. His birthday was yesterday, he was
turned twenty three. But in just he scored four points
three rebounds in twelve minutes of action. Now we'll find
out more on how the severity of the growing strain
(03:25):
is as he's going in for.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
An MRI and we'll find that out.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
But remember last year he missed like forty six games
to a oblique injury, and just do what you want
to hear with your one of your superstars. So hopefully
it's not as bad or it's not as serious as
what it's indicated right now, and then we can continue
to win. NFL action going down tonight. We've got the
(03:50):
Jets versus the Patriots.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yeah yeah, Jacko, Jattriots obviously the deada best team in
the NFL.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Now they're not literally are what are you smoking?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
They literally are the best team in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Who the Patriots.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Yeah, they're pretty their balls.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's why. That's a long time ago.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
I don't forget things.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
It's the coat that isn't there. That quarterback there.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Though it was relevant, It was good, all right, like that.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Topic her a break.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
Jeez, you know what, you.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Know what, I got to defend I know, you know what. Yeah,
I want to defend you more. You know they're they're
picking on you too much.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
You guys don't have my back sometimes.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Man, Okay, sorry, the Patriots, but.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
Look at what they're doing.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
I mean to stab you in the back like you're
a Mark Sanchez.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh wow, current reference that reference.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
So the New York Jets are going into New England.
This is the perfect consummate trap game.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Rush.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm pulling the Jets.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
What that good?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
That was real time and.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
That was a whole range of emotions.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Jets because the Patriots are they're in our division and
I want that.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I know, but.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
They lose.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That's not true.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I was gonna do a prop bet and I was
going to pick the Jets, but then you just said
that you're going to root for the Jets.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
The Jets because the.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Dolphins are two and two of the division, so.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
We're not out of it yet.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
The comedy of that I'm on topic, Okay, the fact
that you're going to argue and I.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Get it, I understand, and it's all I'm not not
at you, Russ, but like, this is the reason you
guys are gonna end up five hundred and you're gonna
miss out on having the number one draft pick again
and you're gonna end up with an other could have
been well quarterback.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
That's kind of like what we do.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Also, we lose the entire time and then we went
just enough not to get the topic.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, so whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, So we've got Jets and Patriots at eight fifteen.
That's gonna be on Amazon Prime and yeah, we'll see
how that turns out. So you've heard everyone's picks for
the show today, So it's across the board.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
And I'm saying the Jets anyway because I have to.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
You're absolutely right, Angel, this is a trap game waiting
to happen. This is the first time the Patriots have
played the Jets. I'm thinking about my bet personally, A
twenty five dollars bet on the Jets right now would
yield me one hundred and seventy five bucks. It almost
seems just I'm losing money not to do that.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
You're going to see okay, and this is where Ryan
different ry against his team.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, Ryan will bet against his team, yes, and you're not.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You're breaking all the rules.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I know he's a rebel. If I put if he's
a damn rebel.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
If I put a twenty five dollars bet on the pace,
it's not exciting enough money.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Because that's the problem.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
If I were to bet on the Patriots right now,
twenty five dollars would get me twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
It doesn't make me.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You guys, he needs to feel alive.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You guys, got a cupcake? Run here, dude.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
So you got the Jets this week, Bengals next week.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Giants.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
They're a mass they just fired their coach. The Bills,
we don't know what the bills are.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
They a Dophins lost.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's embarrassed me. So I felt bad to my friend.
My friends were like.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
A monster, Mags and a bunch of other people at
Jesson the fiddle player, they were like, he congratulations.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I felt bad for them.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Is that the twenty first you're going up against the Ravens.
That's that's gonna be a tough game, and then you
finish the season Jets and Dolphins again.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Yeah wow, it's okay.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
It's gonna be Patriots super Bowl, guys. Just so you know,
it's paid super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I gotta get through the Dolphins on.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
The only other teams that are eight and too right
now are the Broncos and the Cults. And the Cults
had some easy games so far. And then in the NFC,
no one is eight and too, so Patriots super Bowl.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Let's go. I'm gonna go Patriots.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Eagles will be the division and then uh, let's go Patriots.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Just forty nine.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Just the that's smugness right there that he exhibits makes
root for the Jets tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Patri Angel just said, he's that crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
That's all. What was down is up and it's all insane.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
I think it's because he has the quarterback that we
had last year, you know, And so then he's just
kind of feeling the love and he understands and realizes, no.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We were we stunk. We got smoked by the I know.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
But then you know what I'm saying is you have
an understanding.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Now I don't understand anything.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
He just wants a goof on right.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah, okay, I don't care how he does it.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
He's rooting for the.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I haven't thought that far ahead. Shout out to the Pirates,
Paul Skins. The wins first sy Young Award and then
Tiger Star Tarik Skobull goes back to back with Cy
Young Awards there, so congratulations to him. And then NHL
scores Yesterday, Lightning lost to the Rangers seventy three, Oilers
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beat the Flyers two to one, the Mammoth beat the
Sabers five to two, and the Devils beat the.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Blackhawks four to three. Florida Panthers played the.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Cat in a black Hawk get that beaten?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Since Yeah, what last video I watched the Blackhawks.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Chicago Blackhawks?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Yeah, yeah, and a yeah. I think you're choking on
something right now on those words. You're trying to spit out.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
It's hard to get out of your mouth.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
We got the Panthers versus Capitals today at seven and
rush that's Monster sports, bro.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Yeah, there's words.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
All right, get flustered by the black Hawks what they are?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Jump out.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You're just gonna beat that one.
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Was funny.
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Did you laugh for us? What was that?
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Whoa? Whoa?
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I realized the real time what I said.
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Speaker 1 (10:58):
We have a bone and five star with us right now.
This is very very cool. Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'm Russ Rollins along with angel and Ryan Amber and
Angelique here today and our special guest is George Wallace
in studio with us.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
George, you believe I finally made it here, I've pinally
made it. I am so happy to be having to
send you in such a long time. It's been a while.
It's awesome been here and thank you for having me this.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
When they said you would come in you know, live,
I'm like, oh, of course.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Now if I want to say, people say stupid stuff. Right,
if I'm gonna come in, I must be live, right,
He's gonna.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Come in here, I know you've been doing a lot
of press because I know mar Lisa Goldsmith on Fox
thirty five and I do that show the four oh seven.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
She got to interview you, and she and.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I talked to her about it after she goes, oh my god,
he was so funny, like she really enjoyed it, but.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
She is drunk.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Said, so, you've been doing a lot of promotion, and
you're like, you're like old school man.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
A lot of a lot of the comics don't do
this anymore. I love this. Of course, I'm a radio persson.
You know, I've don w gc out was number one
that Chicago for a few years, w GSA with Tom
Joonan for twenty years. I didn't know that. Yeah I
heard heart man. That's the first person hurt man in
the Chicago. So I love what you do in the morning. Yeah,
this is the toughest time to be on. And if
you're on in the morning, you know you're good because
(12:12):
they're not gonna hire you. So everybody in Orlanda loves you.
I know that point. I appreciate that I've been here
thirty three years. That's a long same radio station. That's
pretty good. That's a that's a record. Is it not here?
Speaker 7 (12:23):
It might be I don't ask for raises.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, I know. Have you heard the show? He won't?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Last time you were here, I believe you were prone
that you were going to be at the Was it
the Funny Bone or like your look?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Where are you going to be this time? This time,
I'm at the Funny Bone? Used to be the imp problem,
but it's called the Point and I can't wait to
get you. I stopped in to say hello to another
coming there. But I haven't been there and haven't worked.
This is my first time in a long time because
I was in Vekers all that time, so most you know,
and I had the COVID and that took out three
years of my life because I stayed in the house
three years. They're going nowhere. Yeah, COVID was a was
a terrible man. I lost by friends. They didn't have
(13:01):
cocause they just owe me money. But so it's been
a while since I've been in the sunshine.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You in Vegas for fifteen years? Where were you playing at?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I played at the Flamingo right there, seven hundred and
fifty six seven nights went there, and just one of
I owned the show. I didn't work for the hotels.
I did all of the market and did all the advertising.
I did everything myself.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I see, I remember you telling us that. I said
that you were going to be doing that last summer time.
So okay, going to Vegas and just having one spot
and you didn't have to go around the country.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Did you like that? I lived in the hotel. They
had an apartment of stairs, twenty five hundred square feet,
gets in everything in the home. I love it. You
did like it.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I loved it because I would think there would be
a I don't know, it's kind of fun, probably traveling
around and seeing different cities and all that.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But no, well, yeah, I love everything I do. I
quit the hotel there to get out come back to
local markets like this. Yeah. So I come here to
have fun, and I want all the people in Lando
to know, right now, come to see the show is
different and it's you know, it's usually two hundred fifty
dollars and see me in Las Vegas. Oh, where is
thirty five? Forty five fifty five? So that's the kind
of jokes you gonna get. Okay, you can discount tickets,
(14:06):
you can discounted something, and if you're in the back
the people in the back. Sometimes I've turned the sound
off so they can't even hear. They don't deserve to.
Did the same joke, so you don't know what's going on.
Howmbnut after George Wallers, I'd be thinking, George Waller is
here with us right now. George, how long have you
been doing stand up? And you've been alive? Russ, you're
one of those guys.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It seems like you've always been on television, You've always
been in my life.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It seems like you've all how long you've been doing it?
Forty nine years?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
He just gave you a compliment. Don't miss that. I
got it longer than you've been alive.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
Yeah, he didn't say you're in your forties live for
a living?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yes, nine years ago my best friend called my best friend.
By the way, you guys are talking to the real
George on Seinfeld. I really, I'm this roommate for thirteen years. Wow,
what was I didn't now you don't know that.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
I didn't know you're in his wedding. I didn't realize.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, and I'm also the fire of his kids. Let
me tell you something. Yes, so you're looking at the
real joy saying for forty nine we started together the
same day and we're still best friends.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
This way, what makes it like a Seinfeld?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I know, it was like he can he's this particular
kind of person, is a nice way of putting.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
That's why he's stupid too.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
So what what what makes you guys able to be
such good friends? I mean, were your personalities able to
mesh like that?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
We don't know what. Some things are unexplainable when you
meet a real good friend, especially for forty nine years,
you know. So we we became friends. We were starting
together and he lived in the New York City. I
got a car. That's probably what it is. I got
a car in New York City. And if you have
a car, everybody's your best friend. So, but he lived
on the island. Then he came and got an apartment,
and then we split the apartment and when I was
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in town, out of town and that just worked. And
we've just been just very very good friends. And that's
another blessing too. You know, he does stupid stuff. I mean,
he's rich, he's stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Hed you told me something. They're the break that I
find fascinating. That used to write jokes for Red Fox.
Red Fox yeah, And somebody brought Fox up the other
day and a lot of our listeners didn't know who
he was.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
I'm like, how did you not know who?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Red Fox is?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Big old your big old way. He's coming to Elizabeth, Like,
when did you start writing jokes? Was it for the
television show or for.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
His stand up? It was for the television show them.
There was the show after simponing Son call the Red
Fox Variety out. I do remember that. And then that's
a show I wrote for one year. Show only lasted
one year, and I was enjoying writing the jokes. But
he would do the jokes on TV. You don't want
to comti and write a joke. He still didn't do
it right, but he did it. And I said, let
me stop and do my own show. And then I
went out on the road. I worked with everybody to
(16:34):
learn how to be a comedian. I never thought about
television or movies or anything like that. I just wanted
to be a comedian, especially in Las Vegas. Really yeah,
because all of the Jerry and I we used to
think of Tony Rookles and all those old guys in
Las Vegas. We read it they were make him three
hundred thousand dollars a year. That's all we wanted to
make at the time. You know, yeah, that's a lot
of money. So next thing, you know, we'd go out
(16:54):
and we were working, and that was my blessing I had.
I had to stop and think, yeah, I've reached my goal.
I've been blessed. I'm here and for fifteen years in
Las Vegas. Now what do I do? So now I'm
doing television and movies and back out on the road.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, you were telling me about a show that you're doing,
a clean slate and it's on Amazon Prime, Amazon Prime,
and tell them who I know all this stuff? Because
I'm sixty years old. I'm a little older. You're sixty
years old.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I am sixty. Yeah, God, yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Yeah, Beard, it's the beard.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
But most people, most people lie, say you look good
for six man. Who who is I don't know. Are
you producing the show or you produced the show. I'm
one of the owner executive director. But you're working with
Laverne Cox, the Great Laverne Cox. Orange Is the New
(17:46):
Black was the hottest show at the time. What happened
was I wanted to reboot Sampardan, Samford and Size. I
went to Norman Lear, who han't know him for a
long time. Let's you've rebooted every show you've done, but
the sample San. He said, We're not going to do it.
I said, well, okay, bye. He said, if you come
back with a good idea, maybe we can do something.
So I came back and says, I wut with my
writer friend Dan new And who helped me write my books.
(18:07):
I said, why don't we? Uh? What if I had
a son that left Alabama and went up to New
York to do his thing and then I don't hear
from him for twenty three years. That's what happened. My
son went to New York. Twenty three years later. I
get a call Dad, I'm coming home tomorrow. I to
out and tell the whole community because I own a
car wash and I know everybody, from the judges, everybody.
I told everybody tomorrow, my son is coming home next day.
(18:31):
Ding dong. I go to the door that the most
beautiful lady looks just like you. Oh, beautiful lady looked
just like you. Ryan, Let me take that.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Oh so he brought a woman home?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
No, no, no, no. So I go to the do say,
I don't know what you're selling you're selling the Watchtower lady,
and you're selling Avon. But you've got to go. My
son is coming home and she says, Dad, it's me.
My mouth drops for like an hour because I couldn't
have you know, you got it on screen and Ryan
as I hitd of me there yeah, oh yeah, so
(19:04):
uh And it turns out to be Laverne Cox is.
My daughter's the award winning actress, right, And it just
turned out to be a great show. And my son
had come back after twenty three years in transition, and
I went crazy. I don't know how to handle it.
So it really happened to you. But it's all about
hell no, this is a story about you.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
He just told you. He was working with his writer.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Lots of these TVs.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Real, lot of times people write from the real experience.
I didn't know. Maybe no, we just this the idea
in my head. Yeah, so he said, He says, I
never heard anything. That's stupid, he said, but I like it. Yeah.
And then we went on to produce a show. And
then Norman Lear, I mean that's a big deal. Everything
he touched was always uh, which you only controverse controversial.
That's what I was looking for and uh. And then
(19:48):
after that, I couldn't handle the transition. But I had
to learn and puss it up with my child, and
I learned that I gotta love my child no matter what.
And then hell broke Bruce when she told me she
was a vegetarian. Worry about Oh, that's the worst part, right.
And by the way, everybody listening, all you began the
vegetarians out there, y'all gonna die on schedule, just like everybody.
(20:08):
So we're gonna be talking about So I'm gonna have
a good time this weekend because I'm in Florida. If
you can't Land, let me tell you what happened the
last time I was in Florida. What happened. I was
down here with walk a flock of Flame and we're
going to McDonalds. I'm gonna tell this joke. One we're
going to Walker flocka uh, We're going to McDonald's. I
had a sausage egg McMuffin meal. Nick cashier says, whoop,
would you like to drink? I said, orange juice? And
she says to me, I'm sorry, sir, we're out of
(20:29):
bunch juice. It excuse me. She's a service. We're out
of oune juice, I say, in Florida, What the hell
You're gonna be able to orange juice in Florida. That's
really takes me off. And I'm looking to the back
one and I'm looking at ten walker fucking trees. Somebody
to squeeze one those walking flockers, mister Walker popping orange?
How you're gonna be out of orange juice in Florida.
That's kind of like going to Idaho and that got
no mashed potatoes. I'm going to a whorehouse. They fresh
(20:52):
out of ass. So it's a lot to talk about
in Florida because there's always something funny here. Yes, I'm
s something stupid happened there all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Hey, why do you why do you think Norman Lair
did not because you would be perfect to remake you know,
Samford inside? Why do you think out of all the
things that he has done, he didn't want to redo
that one.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I can't tell you this, but something's coming. Oh okay,
I do like.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
I mean, I like the whole premise of the TV
show that you're talking about right now and Clean Slate,
so everything that that comes from.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
It, it's it's gonna it.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Looks like it's very funny, but it applies to so
many people that they right there, you sit and you
grab your audience and you just hold on to them
right there.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Show This is about some kids, lay pump, a child abused, drug,
abuse of whatever. It doesn't matter what they left on,
but the child has come back home. And I got
to be the father. I got to learn her ways,
and she got to learn my ways because I'm the
old black man. You know, I'm said in my ways.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
You watch the show, and you're in Alabama, right said,
right the.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Show to the worst place we could touch you.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
Said, Alabama. And she came back. I said, oh boy, so.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
You get the show. You know, I understand the show
after you get it. It's all about love. After a while,
you know nothing about the sexual whoever you want of me.
It's about love in the family. And then and laughs
and my next your neighbor is tell me Hopkins. Oh
she's my aunt Esta, Okay, And she did all the
(22:20):
all that. She is so good. She and we fight
all the time. Oh that's great fight. And I didn't
want her at first, but I knew her. I wanted
lou Neil at first, but you know how the executive
net network, so they want to They've been doing Neil,
probably because lou Nell would have stolen to show her
face whatever she does, you know, Lunel. Yeah, they say
(22:40):
I look like Nell's mother. But yeah, the show was
exciting and I just and something new was coming up
and we're just having fun right now. And to be
able to do the job that I love doing making
people laugh, it is the greatest. That's what my first
book I wrote called a laugh it Off no matter
what the situation is, Yes, laughing, Joge.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Over all these years that you've been like in the
entertainment business, is this the first time you've had your
own shows?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
This is your first own television show done? Some other
things I did. I did a show called Tall Hopes
back in nineteen ninety three with my son Terrence Howard.
He was on that show, that Fox show that was
really good and with Cookie. What was that show called?
It was the number one show on Fox at the time.
Was it okay? Uh, Terence Howell? You know who he is?
Terrence However, I believe I do. Yeah. Yeah, you're supposed
(23:26):
to be the research guy. You should have it right now. Yeah, yeah,
number one show on Fox.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
He's from iron Man.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Fifteen years, you're in You're, you're, you're in Vegas. Did
you finally go Okay? Listen, I got to do something else?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Like?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Is that why you're out now and you're and you're
and you're touring and you're doing the TV show? Did
you finally get bored? Or did just these these these
things came to you?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
A stupid friend of mine came to do a set
one night and he came up on stage. He said,
and we've been here for ten years, and tonight we're
closing down in a month. Because we've been successful here,
we're gonna move on. And that's my best friend. That's
why Seinfeld going off there. We're gonna quit on top Yep,
that's what we did and then and and it worked out.
(24:12):
I made enough money. Yeah, I'm blessed. I just love
making people. It's time to people say, well I go
back to Los Begels. Maybe I don't know if times
has changed, company has changed, you know, Like I said,
I'm old school. I haven't done as much social media
as I know. But you're one of those guys that
you don't have to like I do. I got it.
Times have change. It's different now. You think when you say,
(24:33):
George Wallace, everybody knows who you are my first day
of meeting her. That's true. That she is young, that's true.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Yeah, George, let me ask you this because you're the
first comedy legend I've gotten to talk to, you know
what I mean, Like.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
And we're like legit legend.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah, we got a lot of guys that come in here,
but you're definitely the first like legend legend I've gotta
talked to. And I always feel like, what it's kind
of a double edged sword to even say legend because
you are not done, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I'll be doing this until I'll be dead. I'll be dead.
I be talking at my family about it way already.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
But you do you people come up to me, you're like, oh,
like I loved your old stuff, and you're like, like, yo,
I'm still still doing it.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Come on this show tonight.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
No, they don't because the comedians that the young they
know me, and when I walk into a club, they
all run up to me like, oh my god, he's
here with the yellow pad. You know, they know I
got the yellow pad. I'm doing new jokes. If it's
not on this legal pad, the jokes are not not illegal.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
So you and Seinfeld do it the same way with
the legal pad.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
We started together with the legal pad. All about Seinfeld
and the legal paths. Oh yeah, he's got one every day.
I've got one every day. Now I go up on stage,
I take this path with me. Jokes might be funny,
might not. I don't care. I got to do these jokes.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Do you think you've done your best joke ever that
you've written or is it still in you?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I don't want to tell you the best joke I've
ever written right now, all right, because she doesn't get
it that angel, so just my first time meeting you,
so I got it in my head now ambro Okay,
she won't understand this joke. Rush you because young people,
this is the best joke I've ever written. Young people
can do things that we can do. Russ. They can
stay out all night long, right, so we can do that.
(26:07):
We had a rude seven o'clock street lights come on,
be on your way home. But I've been thinking that
I was since I was fifteen. If I couldn't make
it home Ryan by midnight. You know what I would
do Russ. I would call my mama on the telephone.
She would pick it up. Hello, I would say, it's okay, Ma,
I got it, hang up the phone. See they don't
get that joke. That's the best joke I've ever written.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
I got it.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
I know what.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
You know.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Corded phones were wall phones.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
I grew up with all that too.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
If you've been using something, because you look like you're twelve.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
But if you know that joke, you you old as hell.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
I love it. I think so really young, I am,
I am really ever.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I think you the only one in the room got
the joke. I don't know, think Russe. They got to
tell Amber. Thank you somebody. Yeah, but the people driving,
that's some people out there know what I'm talking. Right,
So you know what A you know what? A oh yeah,
my hotel has a corner phone. Right now. That's when
you know what's old, right, that's the old school. Yeah, yeah,
now you know that. Now they have it.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
You can buy a cordless phone and attach it to
your cell phone.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
And oh my god, what did you say.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
They've got the cordless part and the regular front and
you get to put it on your cell phone.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You feel like.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
You're back in the you know, say, stay with what
Wi Fi or Bluetooth and have the old style.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
You have a lot of vintage things are coming back,
all the retrof vinyl records.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
A lot of young kids are into that now.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I hear that. How about the rotary phone? You know
about that?
Speaker 8 (27:33):
I do know about that.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
You don't know about Oh yeah, you know I have it?
Get yeah, somebody time me finished dollar?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
If you had a zero in the number, get out
of here.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
You're not even to be friends with you all the
way around.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
So I imagine if you lived in Vegas for fifteen years,
you probably knew caratap Right the idiot that's.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
From Florida, I should call it. Wake him up right now?
He might be he might He stays in winter Park.
When he's here. You gotta be here. He's got a
house here. Yeah, yeah, I know we hang out together.
Does somebody's stealed my phone?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I don't much. She might do it.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
No, I don't if you can.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Get the corre like like every time he comes in town,
we try to get him to come in, and he'll
promise me he's gonna.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Come in, and then he don't do it. He's got
too much money. Let's see whatever he does, he does,
he's he's wealthy as well. He's been there like sixteen
years now. He's doing very well in Florida. And I
go to this show. You know, I can't go up
because it's all about his show. Was Uh, you're going
to prop Yeah, But he comes out of the orders
and we talk and have fun.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
He's a wonderful guy. Wonderful. You can't even get any
better than than Carret Top. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Do all the people that work in Vegas hang like
Chris Angel, you hang out with him?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
No, just comedians, just comedian just coming in. No, no magician,
no bad people, no no, yeah, no, no, no, no,
the comedians hang out together. Back in the day. We
will all meet once a month with the mayor of
the city. No way. Yeah we've been. I'm telling the
mayors some things they needed to do and stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Did you run from Mary at one point?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
No, that's just a lie. I say things on I
don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
You know how radio is. We gotta take a little
bit of break. Can you stick around for another segment
or I got nowhere to go with nothing to do.
I'll be here all morning til you go home.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Okay, we got you, Mama, call me.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
We got George Wallace with us here. Don't go anywhere.
You can changed out on a YouTube channel. By the way,
Real radio monsters on YouTube. You're listening to the Monsters
the morning.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Wow, man's super interesting. Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
George Wallace here with us today. Comedy legend. Uh do
you like being called comedy legend?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
You call me anything you want, you know, if you
come to the show. I just like to have fun. Yeah.
I did have a problem with him because I thought
better legends.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
You're old.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, well, let's just places I am. That's what I
had to relate on it. And that's that may be
some opening. You know when you get no. First time
to get old is when you start paying. Before you
start paying, that's your first sign right there, and you
start paying. Look at this gal up here and looking
at what you're writing, right, I'm right? Is anty about
a comedian in it?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Ryan Holmes tries his best. George Wallace said, Ryan Ryan
is a stand up comic, yest.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
So we'll have time. You've been on stage and Ryan,
mister Ryan, aren't mister.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Ryan hu man't take you that long.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
That's too long. Now.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
This guy is on stage every day. He comes in
here literally always cracks.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
That is the true. That is cool, that's true.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Yea, I've been I've been doing about ten years.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
But because of the show you've done radio, obviously, it
becomes all encompassing and it u So I was hitting
hard for like about six years and then just really
focused on this. But we just we just did a
show in Mount Door where we sold out a theater.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
It was it was fan, I need you what are you.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Doing tomorrow night? I need you to come down to
them from.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I would love it's a funny Moe.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I would love absolutely go do one show show to
show for he's doing the four one right here, one
on four point one. My good friend Ryan Holden was
his last home. Homes Home was just homes. Okay, you
will be on the show. Ladies and gentlemen had nothing
to do. You got four shows. I know you get
(31:23):
to open up for George Wall.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
He wanted to make the announcement.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
That is awesome. No, no, he did. It's good. Who's
the guy that I don't see? Just laughing back, Joe,
I'm so stupid.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Well, because she's into your line asight right here.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That's why I know you.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
I don't know yet. Well we haven't had a chance
of chat.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Man.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
How you doing.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I feel good all over? But I didn't know. I
just I hear you laughing. I see you on the screen. Room.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Can I tell you what you have in common? That
love for Prince? He as well loves Prince sir. That's
why he wore the purple leather jacket.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Sixty fifth birthday party?
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Did he really?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yes, he was playing. I was at the Flamingo and
he come in. They had a party from me at
the cross the Bridge. I forgot to that middle, no way. Yeah,
and uh he came and said happy birthday, mister One,
Happy birthday, Miss Row. And then he came to my
show several times. Wow, came to my show, sir. He
came up on my stage. I don't know he was there.
I just happened to look down and he was. You know,
he's tired, but he's really he's my favorite. When they
(32:25):
do talk about the two guys, Princess Mike guy, you
know you got Michael Jackson. Maybe I'm older, and he
was crazier than than Michael.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
But and we teach you something like a fan of yours.
How did you get to them to meet him and
know him? In Las Vegas? I was a number one
show in Los Vegas, and so people said, go see him.
And the next thing you know, he's in an audience.
Everybody came to my show.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
That is so cool. Everybody came to from a One
night a man started talking about my mama on stage.
He said, my mama so fat that she gets on
the elevator it's going down. And I said, how about
your big, better ass mama, And old lady said, held
hold on, that's my son you're talking to. I said,
I don't care, lady, guess who it was. I'll Reatha Franklin,
I said from I said, I'm sorry, Misspeaking.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I just didn't know. And from somebody else on st
show he said, and she ugly too. I said, let
me tell you about your Lasa said, that's my other son.
So the place went crazy. William shotting. Everybody came to
my show. William. This thing I ever did, Angel, you
don't know about you. The greatest thing I did in
Las Vegas War, I had I had a who can
(33:28):
Jennifer Holiday all kind of people open for me? Wow,
guess who came on? You want to know this group
Fly and the Sly So I just passed away.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, just you know Angel, you know, very familiar.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Can you believe I had him on my stage? The
odds were forty the one that he wouldn't show up.
I had him on the billboards and everything. And uh
I knew he was there because he came in the
day early, right, but he was twenty minutes late coming
out for being late. Yeah, people were walking on going,
I knew this was some BS. I knew this was
b S and they were walking out and soon twenty
(34:01):
minutes he came down and cleared the room. Just fantastic,
just sing all of those songs. Hadn't been on stage
in twenty seven years. His last show was on the
Grammars when he walked off, right, remember that, Yeah, And
uh I, just I was so happy with that. And
people just going crying, standing on top of tables and everything.
And just I had always loved him from h on.
(34:21):
Everyday people to dance to the music. Yeah, remember you
really young, you don't even know, you have no idea.
He just passed away. And before.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Unfortunately, just recently I was able to kind of see
all the different I don't know, the videos of him
and everything. Just because he passed. I knew who he was,
but I didn't know that much. And then I was like, man,
I missed.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Out music on a lot of great That documentary that
Quest Love did really help, you know, put it solidify him.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yes, yes, George Wallace here with us, by the way, Yes,
they's gonna be in the Funny Boat with Riot home.
So so do you when you were doing stand up,
did you have like a home club that you started at,
like a place that you started was it?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
That's where I'm a carotime? Where at the comic strip
in New York, the comic strip, the comic store of
the comic strip, com coming stores in Los Angeles. Comic
Strip is in New York, Okay, But Jire and I
started off at a place called catch a Rising Stock,
which was two blocks away from the comic Strip.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I opened the comic strip. I opened with putting them
on the buses advertising and I went in there to
sell advertising. By the way, I do a little comedy
act also, this will come in tomorrow night. I came
in on Thursday night, been on stage every night since
he answer, Carra Top was there? No, he came a
little later, came, But who else came through? The comic
strip called Rise a Chris Rock, Oh.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Will and all the New York guys. That's that was
like that version of it.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
So okay, we take a little break. Can you stick around?
I don't know where to go.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I had a real quick question.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh, I thought you angel question for the great George Wallace.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
How's it feel being like the best thing that's ever
come out of Akron, Ohio?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Well, I'm born. What did you say?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
I lived in Akron. I worked at the Akron Beacon
Journal as a sports center.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
You didn't, sir.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
I was going to college in Pittsburgh, and then I
got my internship at the Akron Beacon Journal, and I
had to live in the Akron for about two years.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
You are crazy, I will excuse you. What th o' nils?
You would go to that stuff like that? You know,
I told you Lebron James Daddy right listen to me.
He went the Acress said I went to school in Akron,
Firestone turn Repper putting me through college.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Did they really?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah? They had a tuition re tuition reimbursement program. Yeah,
so you go to school and they pay for your
your education. I thought that was wonderful. So I loved
the Akron also Akron zips. We just found out what
ZIP meant. I means central State. What's the name Central Borda?
What's that college? Uh? Central? You see? You see if Yeah?
U c F thirty four Akron zip. We didn't get anybody. Yeah,
(36:56):
but I come out of Akron. I had a good
time there, and I could have still been an Akron
working for fire store time rupper company. It's been years ago.
And they wanted to offer me a salary of eight
hundred dollars a month, which was a lot of money
back back in the second then yeah, seventy two, and
I said no, I'm want eight sixty. They did not
give me the eight sixty. That was come ten dollars
a week more, right, right, And they didn't give it
(37:16):
to me. Thank god, they didn't give it to me. Right,
A lot of thank God for a lot of things.
W g C I. I got fired in w g
C I in chicag in Chicago. Why did you get fired?
He thought I was too old? Oh well, look at
you now the next book. Yeah, number one, oh Man
in Chicago. That's hard to do. I'm beating Hankow. Yeah,
and I'm glad I got fired. I'm not gonna lie
(37:38):
to you. I could have been making a million dollars
a week and not going to Lost Bakers. I ain't
gona lie. I made a lot of money Lost Bakers. Yeah,
but there's a blessing and everything. When one door closed,
a number door open. For sure, Yeah, for sure. We
have to take another break, get around. That's how you
have to do it. Ryan. You gotta get up and leave.
You just gotta go, do you, George George letten it all.
(38:04):
I'm a dishripline from his job. Right now. You're getting
ready riot so you can come home. Okay. Ryan has
a job. He works at the Funny Bone. Bring on
Saturday night.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
What I'm saying, all right, all right.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
We gotta take a break. We'll get me back when
George Wallas don't go anywhere. You're listening to the March
of the Morning
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Congratulations to the Orlando Magic. And again it's early in
the season, but I know it's urging people to calm down,
Calm down, calm down. Orlando Magic find themselves at five hundred.
They went to New York City. Oh no, they went
to Manhattan. They went to the mecca of basketball that
some people consider as Madison Square Garden. And even with
(02:14):
the loss of Polo Bancaro to a growing strain, that
didn't slow down the Orlando Magic as they came out
victorious one twenty four to one oh seven against the
Kinnics of New York.
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That's that's an as it was.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, wired to wire defense. Defensively, they were there. Their
presence that made the Knicks feel it. Knicks were just
not comfortable shooting. It got close a couple of times,
but our guys didn't wither, They didn't waiver in the
face of that adversity, and the Magic win one twenty
four to one oh seven. They played tomorrow against the
Brooklyn Nets at seven o'clock. Now, with that injury, with
(02:53):
that victory, though again it's one of those just unfortunate
spots that we find.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Ourselves with Palo Bank Carol.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Again, he left in the middle of the second early
in the second quarter, and he just had happy birthday,
happy belated about birthday. His birthday was yesterday, he was
turned twenty three. But in just he scored four points
three rebounds in twelve minutes of action. Now we'll find
out more on how the severity of the growing strain
(03:25):
is as he's going in for.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
An MRI and we'll find that out.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
But remember last year he missed like forty six games
to a oblique injury, and just do what you want
to hear with your one of your superstars. So hopefully
it's not as bad or it's not as serious as
what it's indicated right now, and then we can continue
to win. NFL action going down tonight. We've got the
(03:50):
Jets versus the Patriots.
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Yeah yeah, Jacko, Jattriots obviously the deada best team in
the NFL.
Speaker 6 (03:59):
Now they're not literally are what are you smoking?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
They literally are the best team in the NFL.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Who the Patriots.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
Yeah, they're pretty their balls.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's why. That's a long time ago.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
I don't forget things.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
It's the coat that isn't there. That quarterback there.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Though it was relevant, It was good, all right, like that.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Topic her a break.
Speaker 8 (04:25):
Jeez, you know what, you.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Know what, I got to defend I know, you know what. Yeah,
I want to defend you more. You know they're they're
picking on you too much.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
You guys don't have my back sometimes.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Man, Okay, sorry, the Patriots, but.
Speaker 8 (04:44):
Look at what they're doing.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
I mean to stab you in the back like you're
a Mark Sanchez.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Oh wow, current reference that reference.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
So the New York Jets are going into New England.
This is the perfect consummate trap game.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Rush.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I'm pulling the Jets.
Speaker 8 (05:01):
What that good?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
That was real time and.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
That was a whole range of emotions.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Jets because the Patriots are they're in our division and
I want that.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I know, but.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
They lose.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
That's not true.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
I was gonna do a prop bet and I was
going to pick the Jets, but then you just said
that you're going to root for the Jets.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
The Jets because the.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Dolphins are two and two of the division, so.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
We're not out of it yet.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
The comedy of that I'm on topic, Okay, the fact
that you're going to argue and I.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Get it, I understand, and it's all I'm not not
at you, Russ, but like, this is the reason you
guys are gonna end up five hundred and you're gonna
miss out on having the number one draft pick again
and you're gonna end up with an other could have
been well quarterback.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
That's kind of like what we do.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Also, we lose the entire time and then we went
just enough not to get the topic.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yeah, so whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, So we've got Jets and Patriots at eight fifteen.
That's gonna be on Amazon Prime and yeah, we'll see
how that turns out. So you've heard everyone's picks for
the show today, So it's across the board.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
And I'm saying the Jets anyway because I have to.
Speaker 5 (06:29):
You're absolutely right, Angel, this is a trap game waiting
to happen. This is the first time the Patriots have
played the Jets. I'm thinking about my bet personally, A
twenty five dollars bet on the Jets right now would
yield me one hundred and seventy five bucks. It almost
seems just I'm losing money not to do that.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
You're going to see okay, and this is where Ryan
different ry against his team.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, Ryan will bet against his team, yes, and you're not.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You're breaking all the rules.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
I know he's a rebel. If I put if he's
a damn rebel.
Speaker 5 (06:59):
If I put a twenty five dollars bet on the pace,
it's not exciting enough money.
Speaker 7 (07:02):
Because that's the problem.
Speaker 5 (07:03):
If I were to bet on the Patriots right now,
twenty five dollars would get me twenty seven dollars.
Speaker 7 (07:09):
It doesn't make me.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
You guys, he needs to feel alive.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You guys, got a cupcake? Run here, dude.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
So you got the Jets this week, Bengals next week.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Giants.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
They're a mass they just fired their coach. The Bills,
we don't know what the bills are.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
They a Dophins lost.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's embarrassed me. So I felt bad to my friend.
My friends were like.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
A monster, Mags and a bunch of other people at
Jesson the fiddle player, they were like, he congratulations.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I felt bad for them.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Is that the twenty first you're going up against the Ravens.
That's that's gonna be a tough game, and then you
finish the season Jets and Dolphins again.
Speaker 8 (07:49):
Yeah wow, it's okay.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
It's gonna be Patriots super Bowl, guys. Just so you know,
it's paid super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
I gotta get through the Dolphins on.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
The only other teams that are eight and too right
now are the Broncos and the Cults. And the Cults
had some easy games so far. And then in the NFC,
no one is eight and too, so Patriots super Bowl.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Let's go. I'm gonna go Patriots.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Eagles will be the division and then uh, let's go Patriots.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Just forty nine.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Just the that's smugness right there that he exhibits makes
root for the Jets tonight.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Patri Angel just said, he's that crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
That's all. What was down is up and it's all insane.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
You know what.
Speaker 6 (08:44):
I think it's because he has the quarterback that we
had last year, you know, And so then he's just
kind of feeling the love and he understands and realizes, no.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
We were we stunk. We got smoked by the I know.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
But then you know what I'm saying is you have
an understanding.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Now I don't understand anything.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
He just wants a goof on right.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah, okay, I don't care how he does it.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
He's rooting for the.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I haven't thought that far ahead. Shout out to the Pirates,
Paul Skins. The wins first sy Young Award and then
Tiger Star Tarik Skobull goes back to back with Cy
Young Awards there, so congratulations to him. And then NHL
scores Yesterday, Lightning lost to the Rangers seventy three, Oilers
(09:25):
beat the Flyers two to one, the Mammoth beat the
Sabers five to two, and the Devils beat the.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Blackhawks four to three. Florida Panthers played the.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
Cat in a black Hawk get that beaten?
Speaker 5 (09:37):
Since Yeah, what last video I watched the Blackhawks.
Speaker 7 (09:46):
Chicago Blackhawks?
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Yeah, yeah, and a yeah. I think you're choking on
something right now on those words. You're trying to spit out.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
It's hard to get out of your mouth.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
We got the Panthers versus Capitals today at seven and
rush that's Monster sports, bro.
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All right, get flustered by the black Hawks what they are?
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Jump out.
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You're just gonna beat that one.
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Was funny.
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Speaker 3 (10:33):
Did you laugh for us? What was that?
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Whoa? Whoa?
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I realized the real time what I said.
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Uh On the website more victim fun.
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When we come back. You're listening to the Monster of
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Speaker 1 (10:58):
We have a bone and five star with us right now.
This is very very cool. Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
I'm Russ Rollins along with angel and Ryan Amber and
Angelique here today and our special guest is George Wallace
in studio with us.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
George, you believe I finally made it here, I've pinally
made it. I am so happy to be having to
send you in such a long time. It's been a while.
It's awesome been here and thank you for having me this.
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
When they said you would come in you know, live,
I'm like, oh, of course.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Now if I want to say, people say stupid stuff. Right,
if I'm gonna come in, I must be live, right,
He's gonna.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Come in here, I know you've been doing a lot
of press because I know mar Lisa Goldsmith on Fox
thirty five and I do that show the four oh seven.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
She got to interview you, and she and.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
I talked to her about it after she goes, oh my god,
he was so funny, like she really enjoyed it, but.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
She is drunk.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Said, so, you've been doing a lot of promotion, and
you're like, you're like old school man.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
A lot of a lot of the comics don't do
this anymore. I love this. Of course, I'm a radio persson.
You know, I've don w gc out was number one
that Chicago for a few years, w GSA with Tom
Joonan for twenty years. I didn't know that. Yeah I
heard heart man. That's the first person hurt man in
the Chicago. So I love what you do in the morning. Yeah,
this is the toughest time to be on. And if
you're on in the morning, you know you're good because
(12:12):
they're not gonna hire you. So everybody in Orlanda loves you.
I know that point. I appreciate that I've been here
thirty three years. That's a long same radio station. That's
pretty good. That's a that's a record. Is it not here?
Speaker 7 (12:23):
It might be I don't ask for raises.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah, I know. Have you heard the show? He won't?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Last time you were here, I believe you were prone
that you were going to be at the Was it
the Funny Bone or like your look?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Where are you going to be this time? This time,
I'm at the Funny Bone? Used to be the imp problem,
but it's called the Point and I can't wait to
get you. I stopped in to say hello to another
coming there. But I haven't been there and haven't worked.
This is my first time in a long time because
I was in Vekers all that time, so most you know,
and I had the COVID and that took out three
years of my life because I stayed in the house
three years. They're going nowhere. Yeah, COVID was a was
a terrible man. I lost by friends. They didn't have
(13:01):
cocause they just owe me money. But so it's been
a while since I've been in the sunshine.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
You in Vegas for fifteen years? Where were you playing at?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I played at the Flamingo right there, seven hundred and
fifty six seven nights went there, and just one of
I owned the show. I didn't work for the hotels.
I did all of the market and did all the advertising.
I did everything myself.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
I see, I remember you telling us that. I said
that you were going to be doing that last summer time.
So okay, going to Vegas and just having one spot
and you didn't have to go around the country.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Did you like that? I lived in the hotel. They
had an apartment of stairs, twenty five hundred square feet,
gets in everything in the home. I love it. You
did like it.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I loved it because I would think there would be
a I don't know, it's kind of fun, probably traveling
around and seeing different cities and all that.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
But no, well, yeah, I love everything I do. I
quit the hotel there to get out come back to
local markets like this. Yeah. So I come here to
have fun, and I want all the people in Lando
to know, right now, come to see the show is
different and it's you know, it's usually two hundred fifty
dollars and see me in Las Vegas. Oh, where is
thirty five? Forty five fifty five? So that's the kind
of jokes you gonna get. Okay, you can discount tickets,
(14:06):
you can discounted something, and if you're in the back
the people in the back. Sometimes I've turned the sound
off so they can't even hear. They don't deserve to.
Did the same joke, so you don't know what's going on.
Howmbnut after George Wallers, I'd be thinking, George Waller is
here with us right now. George, how long have you
been doing stand up? And you've been alive? Russ, you're
one of those guys.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
It seems like you've always been on television, You've always
been in my life.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It seems like you've all how long you've been doing it?
Forty nine years?
Speaker 6 (14:30):
He just gave you a compliment. Don't miss that. I
got it longer than you've been alive.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
Yeah, he didn't say you're in your forties live for
a living?
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Yes, nine years ago my best friend called my best friend.
By the way, you guys are talking to the real
George on Seinfeld. I really, I'm this roommate for thirteen years. Wow,
what was I didn't now you don't know that.
Speaker 7 (14:52):
I didn't know you're in his wedding. I didn't realize.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah, and I'm also the fire of his kids. Let
me tell you something. Yes, so you're looking at the
real joy saying for forty nine we started together the
same day and we're still best friends.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
This way, what makes it like a Seinfeld?
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I know, it was like he can he's this particular
kind of person, is a nice way of putting.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
That's why he's stupid too.
Speaker 5 (15:15):
So what what what makes you guys able to be
such good friends? I mean, were your personalities able to
mesh like that?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
We don't know what. Some things are unexplainable when you
meet a real good friend, especially for forty nine years,
you know. So we we became friends. We were starting
together and he lived in the New York City. I
got a car. That's probably what it is. I got
a car in New York City. And if you have
a car, everybody's your best friend. So, but he lived
on the island. Then he came and got an apartment,
and then we split the apartment and when I was
(15:41):
in town, out of town and that just worked. And
we've just been just very very good friends. And that's
another blessing too. You know, he does stupid stuff. I mean,
he's rich, he's stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Hed you told me something. They're the break that I
find fascinating. That used to write jokes for Red Fox.
Red Fox yeah, And somebody brought Fox up the other
day and a lot of our listeners didn't know who
he was.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
I'm like, how did you not know who?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Red Fox is?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Big old your big old way. He's coming to Elizabeth, Like,
when did you start writing jokes? Was it for the
television show or for.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
His stand up? It was for the television show them.
There was the show after simponing Son call the Red
Fox Variety out. I do remember that. And then that's
a show I wrote for one year. Show only lasted
one year, and I was enjoying writing the jokes. But
he would do the jokes on TV. You don't want
to comti and write a joke. He still didn't do
it right, but he did it. And I said, let
me stop and do my own show. And then I
went out on the road. I worked with everybody to
(16:34):
learn how to be a comedian. I never thought about
television or movies or anything like that. I just wanted
to be a comedian, especially in Las Vegas. Really yeah,
because all of the Jerry and I we used to
think of Tony Rookles and all those old guys in
Las Vegas. We read it they were make him three
hundred thousand dollars a year. That's all we wanted to
make at the time. You know, yeah, that's a lot
of money. So next thing, you know, we'd go out
(16:54):
and we were working, and that was my blessing I had.
I had to stop and think, yeah, I've reached my goal.
I've been blessed. I'm here and for fifteen years in
Las Vegas. Now what do I do? So now I'm
doing television and movies and back out on the road.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Yeah, you were telling me about a show that you're doing,
a clean slate and it's on Amazon Prime, Amazon Prime,
and tell them who I know all this stuff? Because
I'm sixty years old. I'm a little older. You're sixty
years old.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
I am sixty. Yeah, God, yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Yeah, Beard, it's the beard.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
But most people, most people lie, say you look good
for six man. Who who is I don't know. Are
you producing the show or you produced the show. I'm
one of the owner executive director. But you're working with
Laverne Cox, the Great Laverne Cox. Orange Is the New
(17:46):
Black was the hottest show at the time. What happened
was I wanted to reboot Sampardan, Samford and Size. I
went to Norman Lear, who han't know him for a
long time. Let's you've rebooted every show you've done, but
the sample San. He said, We're not going to do it.
I said, well, okay, bye. He said, if you come
back with a good idea, maybe we can do something.
So I came back and says, I wut with my
writer friend Dan new And who helped me write my books.
(18:07):
I said, why don't we? Uh? What if I had
a son that left Alabama and went up to New
York to do his thing and then I don't hear
from him for twenty three years. That's what happened. My
son went to New York. Twenty three years later. I
get a call Dad, I'm coming home tomorrow. I to
out and tell the whole community because I own a
car wash and I know everybody, from the judges, everybody.
I told everybody tomorrow, my son is coming home next day.
(18:31):
Ding dong. I go to the door that the most
beautiful lady looks just like you. Oh, beautiful lady looked
just like you. Ryan, Let me take that.
Speaker 8 (18:41):
Oh so he brought a woman home?
Speaker 1 (18:43):
No, no, no, no. So I go to the do say,
I don't know what you're selling you're selling the Watchtower lady,
and you're selling Avon. But you've got to go. My
son is coming home and she says, Dad, it's me.
My mouth drops for like an hour because I couldn't
have you know, you got it on screen and Ryan
as I hitd of me there yeah, oh yeah, so
(19:04):
uh And it turns out to be Laverne Cox is.
My daughter's the award winning actress, right, And it just
turned out to be a great show. And my son
had come back after twenty three years in transition, and
I went crazy. I don't know how to handle it.
So it really happened to you. But it's all about
hell no, this is a story about you.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
He just told you. He was working with his writer.
Speaker 7 (19:25):
Lots of these TVs.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Real, lot of times people write from the real experience.
I didn't know. Maybe no, we just this the idea
in my head. Yeah, so he said, He says, I
never heard anything. That's stupid, he said, but I like it. Yeah.
And then we went on to produce a show. And
then Norman Lear, I mean that's a big deal. Everything
he touched was always uh, which you only controverse controversial.
That's what I was looking for and uh. And then
(19:48):
after that, I couldn't handle the transition. But I had
to learn and puss it up with my child, and
I learned that I gotta love my child no matter what.
And then hell broke Bruce when she told me she
was a vegetarian. Worry about Oh, that's the worst part, right.
And by the way, everybody listening, all you began the
vegetarians out there, y'all gonna die on schedule, just like everybody.
(20:08):
So we're gonna be talking about So I'm gonna have
a good time this weekend because I'm in Florida. If
you can't Land, let me tell you what happened the
last time I was in Florida. What happened. I was
down here with walk a flock of Flame and we're
going to McDonalds. I'm gonna tell this joke. One we're
going to Walker flocka uh, We're going to McDonald's. I
had a sausage egg McMuffin meal. Nick cashier says, whoop,
would you like to drink? I said, orange juice? And
she says to me, I'm sorry, sir, we're out of
(20:29):
bunch juice. It excuse me. She's a service. We're out
of oune juice, I say, in Florida, What the hell
You're gonna be able to orange juice in Florida. That's
really takes me off. And I'm looking to the back
one and I'm looking at ten walker fucking trees. Somebody
to squeeze one those walking flockers, mister Walker popping orange?
How you're gonna be out of orange juice in Florida.
That's kind of like going to Idaho and that got
no mashed potatoes. I'm going to a whorehouse. They fresh
(20:52):
out of ass. So it's a lot to talk about
in Florida because there's always something funny here. Yes, I'm
s something stupid happened there all the time.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Hey, why do you why do you think Norman Lair
did not because you would be perfect to remake you know,
Samford inside? Why do you think out of all the
things that he has done, he didn't want to redo
that one.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I can't tell you this, but something's coming. Oh okay,
I do like.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
I mean, I like the whole premise of the TV
show that you're talking about right now and Clean Slate,
so everything that that comes from.
Speaker 8 (21:23):
It, it's it's gonna it.
Speaker 6 (21:25):
Looks like it's very funny, but it applies to so
many people that they right there, you sit and you
grab your audience and you just hold on to them
right there.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Show This is about some kids, lay pump, a child abused, drug,
abuse of whatever. It doesn't matter what they left on,
but the child has come back home. And I got
to be the father. I got to learn her ways,
and she got to learn my ways because I'm the
old black man. You know, I'm said in my ways.
Speaker 8 (21:47):
You watch the show, and you're in Alabama, right said,
right the.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Show to the worst place we could touch you.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
Said, Alabama. And she came back. I said, oh boy, so.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
You get the show. You know, I understand the show
after you get it. It's all about love. After a while,
you know nothing about the sexual whoever you want of me.
It's about love in the family. And then and laughs
and my next your neighbor is tell me Hopkins. Oh
she's my aunt Esta, Okay, And she did all the
(22:20):
all that. She is so good. She and we fight
all the time. Oh that's great fight. And I didn't
want her at first, but I knew her. I wanted
lou Neil at first, but you know how the executive
net network, so they want to They've been doing Neil,
probably because lou Nell would have stolen to show her
face whatever she does, you know, Lunel. Yeah, they say
(22:40):
I look like Nell's mother. But yeah, the show was
exciting and I just and something new was coming up
and we're just having fun right now. And to be
able to do the job that I love doing making
people laugh, it is the greatest. That's what my first
book I wrote called a laugh it Off no matter
what the situation is, Yes, laughing, Joge.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Over all these years that you've been like in the
entertainment business, is this the first time you've had your
own shows?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
This is your first own television show done? Some other
things I did. I did a show called Tall Hopes
back in nineteen ninety three with my son Terrence Howard.
He was on that show, that Fox show that was
really good and with Cookie. What was that show called?
It was the number one show on Fox at the time.
Was it okay? Uh, Terence Howell? You know who he is?
Terrence However, I believe I do. Yeah. Yeah, you're supposed
(23:26):
to be the research guy. You should have it right now. Yeah, yeah,
number one show on Fox.
Speaker 3 (23:34):
He's from iron Man.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Fifteen years, you're in You're, you're, you're in Vegas. Did
you finally go Okay? Listen, I got to do something else?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Like?
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Is that why you're out now and you're and you're
and you're touring and you're doing the TV show? Did
you finally get bored? Or did just these these these
things came to you?
Speaker 1 (23:48):
A stupid friend of mine came to do a set
one night and he came up on stage. He said,
and we've been here for ten years, and tonight we're
closing down in a month. Because we've been successful here,
we're gonna move on. And that's my best friend. That's
why Seinfeld going off there. We're gonna quit on top Yep,
that's what we did and then and and it worked out.
(24:12):
I made enough money. Yeah, I'm blessed. I just love
making people. It's time to people say, well I go
back to Los Begels. Maybe I don't know if times
has changed, company has changed, you know, Like I said,
I'm old school. I haven't done as much social media
as I know. But you're one of those guys that
you don't have to like I do. I got it.
Times have change. It's different now. You think when you say,
(24:33):
George Wallace, everybody knows who you are my first day
of meeting her. That's true. That she is young, that's true.
Speaker 5 (24:40):
Yeah, George, let me ask you this because you're the
first comedy legend I've gotten to talk to, you know
what I mean, Like.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
And we're like legit legend.
Speaker 5 (24:46):
Yeah, we got a lot of guys that come in here,
but you're definitely the first like legend legend I've gotta
talked to. And I always feel like, what it's kind
of a double edged sword to even say legend because
you are not done, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
I'll be doing this until I'll be dead. I'll be dead.
I be talking at my family about it way already.
Speaker 5 (25:01):
But you do you people come up to me, you're like, oh,
like I loved your old stuff, and you're like, like, yo,
I'm still still doing it.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
Come on this show tonight.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
No, they don't because the comedians that the young they
know me, and when I walk into a club, they
all run up to me like, oh my god, he's
here with the yellow pad. You know, they know I
got the yellow pad. I'm doing new jokes. If it's
not on this legal pad, the jokes are not not illegal.
Speaker 5 (25:24):
So you and Seinfeld do it the same way with
the legal pad.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
We started together with the legal pad. All about Seinfeld
and the legal paths. Oh yeah, he's got one every day.
I've got one every day. Now I go up on stage,
I take this path with me. Jokes might be funny,
might not. I don't care. I got to do these jokes.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
Do you think you've done your best joke ever that
you've written or is it still in you?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
I don't want to tell you the best joke I've
ever written right now, all right, because she doesn't get
it that angel, so just my first time meeting you,
so I got it in my head now ambro Okay,
she won't understand this joke. Rush you because young people,
this is the best joke I've ever written. Young people
can do things that we can do. Russ. They can
stay out all night long, right, so we can do that.
(26:07):
We had a rude seven o'clock street lights come on,
be on your way home. But I've been thinking that
I was since I was fifteen. If I couldn't make
it home Ryan by midnight. You know what I would
do Russ. I would call my mama on the telephone.
She would pick it up. Hello, I would say, it's okay, Ma,
I got it, hang up the phone. See they don't
get that joke. That's the best joke I've ever written.
Speaker 5 (26:29):
I got it.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
I know what.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
You know.
Speaker 7 (26:32):
Corded phones were wall phones.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
I grew up with all that too.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
If you've been using something, because you look like you're twelve.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
But if you know that joke, you you old as hell.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
I love it. I think so really young, I am,
I am really ever.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
I think you the only one in the room got
the joke. I don't know, think Russe. They got to
tell Amber. Thank you somebody. Yeah, but the people driving,
that's some people out there know what I'm talking. Right,
So you know what A you know what? A oh yeah,
my hotel has a corner phone. Right now. That's when
you know what's old, right, that's the old school. Yeah, yeah,
now you know that. Now they have it.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
You can buy a cordless phone and attach it to
your cell phone.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
And oh my god, what did you say.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
They've got the cordless part and the regular front and
you get to put it on your cell phone.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You feel like.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
You're back in the you know, say, stay with what
Wi Fi or Bluetooth and have the old style.
Speaker 5 (27:25):
You have a lot of vintage things are coming back,
all the retrof vinyl records.
Speaker 8 (27:29):
A lot of young kids are into that now.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
I hear that. How about the rotary phone? You know
about that?
Speaker 8 (27:33):
I do know about that.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
You don't know about Oh yeah, you know I have it?
Get yeah, somebody time me finished dollar?
Speaker 7 (27:42):
If you had a zero in the number, get out
of here.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
You're not even to be friends with you all the
way around.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
So I imagine if you lived in Vegas for fifteen years,
you probably knew caratap Right the idiot that's.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
From Florida, I should call it. Wake him up right now?
He might be he might He stays in winter Park.
When he's here. You gotta be here. He's got a
house here. Yeah, yeah, I know we hang out together.
Does somebody's stealed my phone?
Speaker 3 (28:06):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I don't much. She might do it.
Speaker 8 (28:13):
No, I don't if you can.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
Get the corre like like every time he comes in town,
we try to get him to come in, and he'll
promise me he's gonna.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Come in, and then he don't do it. He's got
too much money. Let's see whatever he does, he does,
he's he's wealthy as well. He's been there like sixteen
years now. He's doing very well in Florida. And I
go to this show. You know, I can't go up
because it's all about his show. Was Uh, you're going
to prop Yeah, But he comes out of the orders
and we talk and have fun.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
He's a wonderful guy. Wonderful. You can't even get any
better than than Carret Top. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
Do all the people that work in Vegas hang like
Chris Angel, you hang out with him?
Speaker 1 (28:45):
No, just comedians, just comedian just coming in. No, no magician,
no bad people, no no, yeah, no, no, no, no,
the comedians hang out together. Back in the day. We
will all meet once a month with the mayor of
the city. No way. Yeah we've been. I'm telling the
mayors some things they needed to do and stuff like that.
Speaker 7 (29:02):
Did you run from Mary at one point?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
No, that's just a lie. I say things on I
don't know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
You know how radio is. We gotta take a little
bit of break. Can you stick around for another segment
or I got nowhere to go with nothing to do.
I'll be here all morning til you go home.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Okay, we got you, Mama, call me.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
We got George Wallace with us here. Don't go anywhere.
You can changed out on a YouTube channel. By the way,
Real radio monsters on YouTube. You're listening to the Monsters
the morning.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Wow, man's super interesting. Uh.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
George Wallace here with us today. Comedy legend. Uh do
you like being called comedy legend?
Speaker 1 (29:43):
You call me anything you want, you know, if you
come to the show. I just like to have fun. Yeah.
I did have a problem with him because I thought
better legends.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
You're old.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Yeah, well, let's just places I am. That's what I
had to relate on it. And that's that may be
some opening. You know when you get no. First time
to get old is when you start paying. Before you
start paying, that's your first sign right there, and you
start paying. Look at this gal up here and looking
at what you're writing, right, I'm right? Is anty about
a comedian in it?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Ryan Holmes tries his best. George Wallace said, Ryan Ryan
is a stand up comic, yest.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
So we'll have time. You've been on stage and Ryan,
mister Ryan, aren't mister.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
Ryan hu man't take you that long.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
That's too long. Now.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
This guy is on stage every day. He comes in
here literally always cracks.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
That is the true. That is cool, that's true.
Speaker 7 (30:34):
Yea, I've been I've been doing about ten years.
Speaker 5 (30:35):
But because of the show you've done radio, obviously, it
becomes all encompassing and it u So I was hitting
hard for like about six years and then just really
focused on this. But we just we just did a
show in Mount Door where we sold out a theater.
Speaker 7 (30:48):
It was it was fan, I need you what are you.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Doing tomorrow night? I need you to come down to
them from.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
I would love it's a funny Moe.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
I would love absolutely go do one show show to
show for he's doing the four one right here, one
on four point one. My good friend Ryan Holden was
his last home. Homes Home was just homes. Okay, you
will be on the show. Ladies and gentlemen had nothing
to do. You got four shows. I know you get
(31:23):
to open up for George Wall.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
He wanted to make the announcement.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
That is awesome. No, no, he did. It's good. Who's
the guy that I don't see? Just laughing back, Joe,
I'm so stupid.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Well, because she's into your line asight right here.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
That's why I know you.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
I don't know yet. Well we haven't had a chance
of chat.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
Man.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
How you doing.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
I feel good all over? But I didn't know. I
just I hear you laughing. I see you on the screen. Room.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Can I tell you what you have in common? That
love for Prince? He as well loves Prince sir. That's
why he wore the purple leather jacket.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
Sixty fifth birthday party?
Speaker 7 (32:02):
Did he really?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yes, he was playing. I was at the Flamingo and
he come in. They had a party from me at
the cross the Bridge. I forgot to that middle, no way. Yeah,
and uh he came and said happy birthday, mister One,
Happy birthday, Miss Row. And then he came to my
show several times. Wow, came to my show, sir. He
came up on my stage. I don't know he was there.
I just happened to look down and he was. You know,
he's tired, but he's really he's my favorite. When they
(32:25):
do talk about the two guys, Princess Mike guy, you
know you got Michael Jackson. Maybe I'm older, and he
was crazier than than Michael.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
But and we teach you something like a fan of yours.
How did you get to them to meet him and
know him? In Las Vegas? I was a number one
show in Los Vegas, and so people said, go see him.
And the next thing you know, he's in an audience.
Everybody came to my show.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
That is so cool. Everybody came to from a One
night a man started talking about my mama on stage.
He said, my mama so fat that she gets on
the elevator it's going down. And I said, how about
your big, better ass mama, And old lady said, held
hold on, that's my son you're talking to. I said,
I don't care, lady, guess who it was. I'll Reatha Franklin,
I said from I said, I'm sorry, Misspeaking.
Speaker 5 (33:05):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
I just didn't know. And from somebody else on st
show he said, and she ugly too. I said, let
me tell you about your Lasa said, that's my other son.
So the place went crazy. William shotting. Everybody came to
my show. William. This thing I ever did, Angel, you
don't know about you. The greatest thing I did in
Las Vegas War, I had I had a who can
(33:28):
Jennifer Holiday all kind of people open for me? Wow,
guess who came on? You want to know this group
Fly and the Sly So I just passed away.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, just you know Angel, you know, very familiar.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Can you believe I had him on my stage? The
odds were forty the one that he wouldn't show up.
I had him on the billboards and everything. And uh
I knew he was there because he came in the
day early, right, but he was twenty minutes late coming
out for being late. Yeah, people were walking on going,
I knew this was some BS. I knew this was
b S and they were walking out and soon twenty
(34:01):
minutes he came down and cleared the room. Just fantastic,
just sing all of those songs. Hadn't been on stage
in twenty seven years. His last show was on the
Grammars when he walked off, right, remember that, Yeah, And
uh I, just I was so happy with that. And
people just going crying, standing on top of tables and everything.
And just I had always loved him from h on.
(34:21):
Everyday people to dance to the music. Yeah, remember you
really young, you don't even know, you have no idea.
He just passed away. And before.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Unfortunately, just recently I was able to kind of see
all the different I don't know, the videos of him
and everything. Just because he passed. I knew who he was,
but I didn't know that much. And then I was like, man,
I missed.
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Out music on a lot of great That documentary that
Quest Love did really help, you know, put it solidify him.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yes, yes, George Wallace here with us, by the way, Yes,
they's gonna be in the Funny Boat with Riot home.
So so do you when you were doing stand up,
did you have like a home club that you started at,
like a place that you started was it?
Speaker 1 (35:05):
That's where I'm a carotime? Where at the comic strip
in New York, the comic strip, the comic store of
the comic strip, com coming stores in Los Angeles. Comic
Strip is in New York, Okay, But Jire and I
started off at a place called catch a Rising Stock,
which was two blocks away from the comic Strip.
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I opened the comic strip. I opened with putting them
on the buses advertising and I went in there to
sell advertising. By the way, I do a little comedy
act also, this will come in tomorrow night. I came
in on Thursday night, been on stage every night since
he answer, Carra Top was there? No, he came a
little later, came, But who else came through? The comic
strip called Rise a Chris Rock, Oh.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Will and all the New York guys. That's that was
like that version of it.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
So okay, we take a little break. Can you stick around?
I don't know where to go.
Speaker 3 (35:49):
I had a real quick question.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
Oh, I thought you angel question for the great George Wallace.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
How's it feel being like the best thing that's ever
come out of Akron, Ohio?
Speaker 1 (35:59):
Well, I'm born. What did you say?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
I lived in Akron. I worked at the Akron Beacon
Journal as a sports center.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
You didn't, sir.
Speaker 4 (36:07):
I was going to college in Pittsburgh, and then I
got my internship at the Akron Beacon Journal, and I
had to live in the Akron for about two years.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
You are crazy, I will excuse you. What th o' nils?
You would go to that stuff like that? You know,
I told you Lebron James Daddy right listen to me.
He went the Acress said I went to school in Akron,
Firestone turn Repper putting me through college.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Did they really?
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yeah? They had a tuition re tuition reimbursement program. Yeah,
so you go to school and they pay for your
your education. I thought that was wonderful. So I loved
the Akron also Akron zips. We just found out what
ZIP meant. I means central State. What's the name Central Borda?
What's that college? Uh? Central? You see? You see if Yeah?
U c F thirty four Akron zip. We didn't get anybody. Yeah,
(36:56):
but I come out of Akron. I had a good
time there, and I could have still been an Akron
working for fire store time rupper company. It's been years ago.
And they wanted to offer me a salary of eight
hundred dollars a month, which was a lot of money
back back in the second then yeah, seventy two, and
I said no, I'm want eight sixty. They did not
give me the eight sixty. That was come ten dollars
a week more, right, right, And they didn't give it
(37:16):
to me. Thank god, they didn't give it to me. Right,
A lot of thank God for a lot of things.
W g C I. I got fired in w g
C I in chicag in Chicago. Why did you get fired?
He thought I was too old? Oh well, look at
you now the next book. Yeah, number one, oh Man
in Chicago. That's hard to do. I'm beating Hankow. Yeah,
and I'm glad I got fired. I'm not gonna lie
(37:38):
to you. I could have been making a million dollars
a week and not going to Lost Bakers. I ain't
gona lie. I made a lot of money Lost Bakers. Yeah,
but there's a blessing and everything. When one door closed,
a number door open. For sure, Yeah, for sure. We
have to take another break, get around. That's how you
have to do it. Ryan. You gotta get up and leave.
You just gotta go, do you, George George letten it all.
(38:04):
I'm a dishripline from his job. Right now. You're getting
ready riot so you can come home. Okay. Ryan has
a job. He works at the Funny Bone. Bring on
Saturday night.
Speaker 7 (38:17):
What I'm saying, all right, all right.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
We gotta take a break. We'll get me back when
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