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Speaker 1 (00:18):
They wonder about the boss Morning's Roverdio one all four
point one.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I'm Russ Rawlins along with Angel and Bernova.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Hey tell tell Angel what you just found out. This
is This will make Angel mad as hell.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Angel, So so you can join our YouTube chat and
hang out there all day long and people are great there,
They're great.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
They're great people.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
And one of our chatters, sweet sweet Paula, she was
on the brew bus.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
She she was like, Hey, I got you guys breakfast
this morning from First Watch, and I was like, that's awesome.
But then I continued to read her sentence and it
said I got you guys breakfast from First Watch. But
the uber driver sent it to got to the got
to your your building, your office building, and is afraid
of elevators, so they took it back to the restaurant.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
No, they just contact her and be like can they
come down and get it?

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Not a real first of all, I would never say
the sweetsweet Paula is lying.

Speaker 7 (01:11):
No, no, no, no, she's She's a beautiful, beautiful person
and she's been so generous to us in the past.
I've hung up on a grown adult saying that they're
afraid of elevators. But they're an uber driver, right, Like,
you know what's more safe than driving in a car
be an elevator. You have your mar of a chance.
I'm getting into an accident.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
In a car.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
There's a guy here that there is afraid of elevators
that works in this building.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
I get it. But he takes the stairs. That's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
But if you're an uber driver, imagine a big part
of your days delivering to offices and having to use elevator.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
And I, okay, it's fine. If you're afraid of elevant,
just take the stairs. You don't go back.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Well okay, so I said that, and she's like, well
she took the stairs to the fourth floor, which good
on them, But I guess that door was locked. So
instead of leaving the food outside the door and being like, hey,
it's there, I can't get in, they drove it back
to the restaurant.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Damn it, man, I know I just would have left
it and been like, hey, walked up the fourth floor stairs,
couldn't open the door, it's outside the door.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I want to strain this because like, but there's I mean,
worse than no food is the thought that you're getting food.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
There's no left and.

Speaker 7 (02:16):
There's options for her in the sense of this, like
she could have reached on behay. Listen, yes, I can't
do this and let Paula know. And Paula knows to
text us. She's done that in the past, and so hey,
I left it at the top of the floor on
the stairs, or I left it in the lobby. Well
we could have run over one of us, run down
and get it from the lobby.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
All right, Well, listen, I know that you were You
know your name is supposed.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
To be here.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
So I have Amber Nova set to do your segment.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
So it's sad it's the King of Denmark.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
But it's the Amber Nova. What do we call it?

Speaker 7 (02:46):
Is the truth truth something, truth seeker or something else?
This is a zany zany Ambernova.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
No, it's Halloween, guys.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
How about great music.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
It's morphin Time.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
No, you're doing knocked On more fun time with Ambernoble.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
There you go, Happy Halloween and starting off knock knock,
who's there? Down?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Who down?

Speaker 6 (03:11):
From that mortgage guy don dot com And he's opening
doors for you guys, open doors to your own mortgage.
But more on that later.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
All right, it's National Knock Knock joke day.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
And we know that you love a good dad joke
and you love really corny jokes, so figure we let
you get together now, so you probably should end it,
don't she should end it with a broom room room.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Don't you know you have to end it with the
cats phrase? Very important?

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Okay, knock knock?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Who's there?

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Broken pencil?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Broken pencil?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Who?

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Never mind? There's no point room?

Speaker 5 (03:45):
Broom room.

Speaker 8 (03:48):
This is gonna make.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
I thought this wass f Hey, Ryan? Hey, Yeah, knock knocking?
Who's there?

Speaker 6 (03:55):
Goblin?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Goblin?

Speaker 5 (03:57):
Who?

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Goblin? Up all the candy night on Halloween? Room room?

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Getting angrier by the moment.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
I don't know why I like this.

Speaker 8 (04:06):
I'm still drunk.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
What's up? Knock knocking? Who's there?

Speaker 8 (04:10):
Howl?

Speaker 9 (04:11):
Howl?

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Who?

Speaker 6 (04:12):
How you know unless you open the damn door?

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Room, room room.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
I definitely need a drink.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
Can I just opened up this liquor bottle? Ryan? Yeah, Amber,
knock knock? Who's there?

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Ice cream?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
I scream?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Who?

Speaker 6 (04:29):
I scream every time I see a ghost?

Speaker 4 (04:31):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (04:35):
Who got it?

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Getting more comfortable?

Speaker 3 (04:41):
This happens in two comedians, and there on stage they
started to getting into his own I think she's there, Hey.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Angel, Yes, Hamper, who's not? Knock? Who's there? Ben? Ben?

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Who been dying to see your costume? But you didn't
wear one.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
That's the delivery you can't you got?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
It's pretty funny.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
Uh, knock knock?

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Who's there?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Fill up?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Phillip?

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Who pullup my candy bag? It'sacking, it's empty room room
broke down on that one. Let's go back, Hey.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Ryan, Yes, knock knock? Who's there? Wanda wander Who Wanda
go hounting with me tonight? It's halloween room room room,
Wanda go hunting? Hunting hunting?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Okay, that makes way more so these are all halloween
uh not night jokes.

Speaker 6 (05:45):
I got one more?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
Okay, Hey Angel, Yes, ever, knock knock? Who's there?

Speaker 9 (05:51):
Who go?

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Who go? Who? Who goes first?

Speaker 6 (05:54):
I'm too scared to open it from room room?

Speaker 4 (05:59):
I wanted? Does this voice that sounds like a little cat?

Speaker 8 (06:03):
You want to be bad?

Speaker 4 (06:04):
You can't? Oh my god, you're doing so good? Is
that the I thought that was then good?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yes, Amber knock, who's there? Look?

Speaker 9 (06:14):
Who?

Speaker 5 (06:14):
Look at this?

Speaker 6 (06:15):
Something behind you?

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Knock knock jokes are parable.

Speaker 7 (06:24):
I hope you guys are watching this. Yeah, because she's
she's playing the season.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Who's there?

Speaker 6 (06:31):
Uh jacka Jack Jack? Hey, boss, knock knock.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Who's there?

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Jack?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Jack?

Speaker 6 (06:41):
Who jacking up this segment.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
I like it defeated boom.

Speaker 8 (06:50):
She loses confidence.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Yeah, but are you looking at me? I'm not a joke.

Speaker 7 (07:02):
Guy.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
You did'd good?

Speaker 4 (07:02):
That fine, not a problem.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
But you know, if you.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
Are knocking on doors tonight on Halloween, I want to
let you know the best door you can knock on,
and that would be that mortgage guy Don from that
mortgage guy Don dot com. He can help you with refine.
He locks, revorse mortgages, revorse mortgage, reverse mortgage. Yeah, reverse mortgages.
He's got you. So if you're knocking on those doors tonight,

(07:26):
be safe and uh.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Room room there you go.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I go, Wow, that went better than I thought it
was good.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Getting better.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
I'm telling you she's had a great couple of weeks.
I sent you, I sent you actually yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:37):
Russ sent me a text Wednesday and he was like, hey.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
You did really good.

Speaker 6 (07:40):
It's it's really good to talk about things other besides wrestling,
and you're doing good at this And I was like,
I really appreciate that because I think I'm failing half
the time. But they still want me here.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
So you're doing a lot better. You are, you are,
You're getting comfortable. You're a lot better and and happy
birthday to you. And you know your birthday is in
a couple of days.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
Ye, it's on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
And uh and you listen, a lot of people are
texting right now that they love Amber and they're they're
pissed off that the pipe Teal Piper beat you for
the title.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Uh, you know, I.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Don't think Teal Piper's doing that.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
No, pipe of very serious, all business, not fun like Amber.

Speaker 6 (08:15):
Yeah, I know life on the edge. I have many layers,
like an onion. I can do all kinds of things. Actually,
I myself a flower. I have petals like a flower.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, you can own people think I'm.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
Not let me do that flower.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
I like this text you said, the most annoying person
in the world has made me smile.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Thanks man.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Did you so when when you saw Savannah today? Was
there any beef, any problem? Everything was cool?

Speaker 4 (08:42):
Not at all.

Speaker 6 (08:43):
I helped her film a video for the relief funds
for Jamaica, and then she helped me film a little
fun video and yeah, no, it's good to see.

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Her do it. With a Jamaican accent? Did you how
did you do the video? Oh?

Speaker 6 (08:54):
She did it on me? Okay, it was more of
a serious video than like Jim making me happy.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
Russ Russ Amber asked me this earlier. She's like, Hey,
people say I should be in like voiceover work. Do
you think I could do it? And I was like, yeah,
you could definitely be like a character for like a
little kid. First of all, she says to me, all
straight fish, She goes, no, I'm too pretty. I need
to be seen on TV right about that, But you
do have like a certain kind of voice for sure,

(09:21):
Like I could see like because you know, Bart Simpson's
actually voiced by a woman.

Speaker 5 (09:24):
Right sorts.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
Man, Yeah, I think you could do it, but I
just want to It's not about being sexy. You gotta
avoid like a lot of.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
People make money like you doing like anime where they
have these weird little voices and it's a lot of fun.
Thank you, Brian Evans. Also, but uh, can you do
a Jamaican accent? I'm just curious if we were going
to send a video to you know, help Jamaica, could
you do a Jamaican accent?

Speaker 4 (09:48):
Y'all?

Speaker 9 (09:48):
I'm on.

Speaker 6 (09:49):
I can try, and I think y'all should go and
go to the.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
Jamaica.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, Alabama, Jamaica at Australia. Yeah, try it one more time.
Stay with one accident, yam on. Start, it's a good start.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Could you say welcome to Jamaica.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
Welcome to yam welcome, welcome to jami.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Okay, I think you got a future in you just
gonna have to work on your different voices.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Is there a voice that you can do like you
do it home?

Speaker 6 (10:24):
If I practice a little bit, I do pretty good
British ones sometimes. Yeah, a good voice.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
You did a great Savannah the other day. That was brilliant.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
If you're going to do a Russ like, what would
rush sound like?

Speaker 6 (10:37):
I can't do a dude voice, No dudes, you can,
No dudes, No dudes. That's right.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
All right, listen, if you want to leave a message
or a hot take, we're gonna play those next. So
this is a great time to do it. All you
got to do is you're listening on the iHeartRadio app.
You're going to see that little microphone. Click on the microphone,
leave us a message and we're gonna play when we
come back. We also got beer the week coming up
in a little bit, so don't go anywhere you're listening
to the mantras the morning. By the way, if you

(11:21):
missed the show earlier, we did announce the two new
inductees for the twenty twenty five Monster.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
Guests Hall of Fame. Yes we did. It is Guy Tory.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
And Billy Gardell both are an What we did was like,
like you said, we went back to twenty twenty two,
found out who who was in second place behind what
was the name John Reap and that was that was
Guy Torri. Guy Tory has been in second place almost
every single year, so he deserves to be in. And

(11:58):
Billy Gardell one hands down for this year.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
So those are your two.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Tal Piper was gonna win Teal Piper, she was getting along,
I'd vote for I'm saying like she had a lot
of votes.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
When I love nobody wants TP in the office.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
TP.

Speaker 6 (12:14):
I'm gonna throw TP at you Ryan.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
If you hey, I'd let you throw it.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
You know.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
When she was in the other day, I tried to
talk her into giving you another title shot.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
And she still is not ready to. She's not ready
to give you a title.

Speaker 6 (12:25):
Shot ready is she? That's well, but that's fine. I'm
really busy right now, so she can just hold on
to it for a little while. I'll kick her button
a little bit and get it back. Don't worry, all right?

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Do we have any hot takes or messages? Right?

Speaker 4 (12:41):
We do.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
If you want to be a part of the show,
you go the iHeartRadio app. You can use the top
back function after you set us as the number one preset.

Speaker 4 (12:48):
Do it on the app.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Set the monster, set the radio number one pre sets. Okay,
and then you'll hear yourself on the monsters. After this
little jam, it's time for hot boom hot.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
This is the same as a previous joke I said,
just without the pauses for you to respond.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Knock back, Odah Emerson, Emerson, who Emerson?

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Nice boobs.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
My boots over one hundred dollars boots on Amazon.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Thank you boots.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
Can I put my leg up there?

Speaker 8 (13:25):
A million heads broke the boot?

Speaker 6 (13:28):
Look at these are.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
They like those boots are made for walking out?

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Oh my gosh, what is on the heel?

Speaker 6 (13:34):
It's a ryanstone. Look at that.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Little shot glasses are on the bottom.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Are like stripper boots.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
A little bit okay, hot Top of the Morning, boys
Sport from Jacksonville. Two things First, everybody had a happy Halloween,
and please be careful with the kids out there.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Man number two, Amber, I got a great way for
you to make a little bit of extra money.

Speaker 6 (13:54):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Two words?

Speaker 2 (13:56):
House sitter?

Speaker 4 (13:59):
You guys knocked out?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
Angel you've missed.

Speaker 7 (14:02):
I'm glad hours of hours of her explains been.

Speaker 6 (14:07):
Going on for months now.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
Need to know.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
We'll just we'll just play the hot takes.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
Tell your story again. Tell her for the fiftieth time.

Speaker 8 (14:17):
Please, I'm going off of Ryan's energy in his body.

Speaker 6 (14:19):
We can't just be There was things that you have
to know the very beginning and how it.

Speaker 8 (14:23):
Trickled down that I don't need to know any of this.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
There's things that led up to this that made me go,
this is sketch. Long story short.

Speaker 1 (14:32):
This very nice man asked her to A very nice
man asked her to house it for two hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (14:37):
Nice man's been trying to get my number.

Speaker 8 (14:40):
Was the guy that did it in front of your dad?

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Yes, but then that's then he's got me in the streetlights.
I want to tell you all the story. Listen, let's
listen and maybe he's listening.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
And don't you know listeners the guitar thing again?

Speaker 6 (14:56):
You comfortable if your wife is out of town and
you want to hang out with me, and it seems like, look,
if you are a nice neighbor, but I don't know
your wife, I don't know your wife, it might be an.

Speaker 8 (15:07):
Appropriate Steamerless, this is punishment.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
Okay, I'm sorry. Thanks back back to Ryan.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Thank you, Amber, you're missing two hundred bucks a month.

Speaker 10 (15:21):
I'm avoiding giving this guy aod morning Monsters. Hey, this
is Laura wishing Amber a happy birthday girl, and also
asking what do you call friends who like to go
out to restaurants together?

Speaker 6 (15:34):
What their taste buds?

Speaker 2 (15:36):
Aha?

Speaker 6 (15:37):
Cute? Thanks Laura Hotak.

Speaker 4 (15:41):
Hey, what's having a monsters good show?

Speaker 8 (15:44):
Y'all heard it first here a real.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Radio Monsters in the morning. Amber does not do dudes anyway.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Wish me love.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
I'm on the Turnpike head.

Speaker 8 (15:52):
And South quirls.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Did I say that I don't do dude?

Speaker 6 (15:56):
You kind of phrase because the dude voices you seem
to walk myself into weird situations like that.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
No, no, not you.

Speaker 8 (16:04):
Hey, I got a deal for you. Want to house it.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
No two hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I got somewhere you can ship for two hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
Hot Tag.

Speaker 2 (16:13):
It's weird, Hey, Amber, not not what These are terrible jokes.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
I thought you're gonna say these nuts. I can't believe
Ryan can say that on air.

Speaker 4 (16:28):
She just realized she said it.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Oh man, hot Rush, here's the guy to looking at boobies.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
You say, oh damn, and by the time you get
to them, and damn, you better be looking the other way.
It's the old damn rule works every time.

Speaker 2 (16:48):
Oh damn. That's that's I.

Speaker 6 (16:52):
Agree with that, damn heart.

Speaker 9 (16:54):
Yeah, hot good morning, monster sent in morning. You know
what I'll do it respect. Women need to be able
to freaking respect himself and then expect other people to
respect them. If you want respect, dressed accordingly. If you
want to go on and dress mama, well, mama, if
someone stairs, you can't blame the person for stairs. You're human.

(17:16):
And that's that's not that that's an excuse, Dona. It's
different from talking about rip. But it's the respects stuff
to the person who's wearing the outfit.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
Okay, very good.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
She has.

Speaker 6 (17:28):
She has a very good point to that.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
So you go, Can we go back for this because
I wasn't here for this conversation, but like, okay, so
how Sydney.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
It's Sidney Sweenys.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
By the way, Sidney Sweeney famously been nude many many times,
some of Hollywood's most memorable boot.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
And she's in a dress, and me and you and
Angel walk into her room and and the question was
how many seconds are we allowed to live in one?

Speaker 4 (17:53):
You're not even once a quick updown?

Speaker 7 (17:55):
Yes, thank you, I got because I got barked down
and said that's not being reasonable, and you should be
able to look as long as you want, and all.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
This time you want.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
Nobody said as long as you want.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
I just I don't.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I was just asking how many but to say that
you're not looking at because Savannah said, oh, you shouldn't
look at all because you're sixty a grown gonna make
that look.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
You get bonus sometimes, thank you.

Speaker 7 (18:21):
Her argument was different than what I was saying, and
what I was My whole point was, as a gentleman
and knowing how to conduct yourself. You you act like
you've been there before.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
But there is amount of time that you're going to look.
I mean, Sidney Sweeney is in a room and you
can see through her dress, and you can see through
her dress.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Yes, I saw, you're gonna whoa look.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
And then you're yes, you're probably gonna walk away a heartbeat.

Speaker 6 (18:43):
Oh damn, you look and you look away respectfully. But
you are human. It is human nature, and if somebody
walks down, you're gonna look.

Speaker 10 (18:51):
Yea.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I look at it like meeting a celebrity, right, like
like in comedy, right, if I'm meeting another comedian that's
like a big time celebrity, right, I try to act
like I've been there before, like it's just today, right.
So that's how that's how I feel about when I
see boobs, right, Like in my head, yeah, I'm freaking out,
but I'm also like I don't care, Like I ain't
gonna look at him, right.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
I want to look at him, Sure, I want to
stare at him.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
But that's the other problem, Like I have to watch myself,
particularly because like my eyes dart around a lot already naturally,
and sometimes they'll.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Go down to like blame it on I'm not blaming
on theism.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
What I'm saying is like I have to beware, Like
I think, as a dude, you have to be aware
of like where your eyes are at, because for you
it might feel like half a second, but for me,
it's like a very long time, and they very much
notice it.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
But she should expect it. If she's gonna wear something
like that, people are gonna stay.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Yeah yeah, yeah, like like if like Amber comes in
right sea, where's seawhears like like cleavage clothing all the time.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
You're a liar.

Speaker 6 (19:52):
I wear tank tops and business outfits.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Yeah, okay, you've got Lepard corsets that you come in
here with.

Speaker 6 (19:58):
It's one of my days. I wear classy stuff.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Okay. Daisy is another prize.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
He has big boobs.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
It's different, but she's throwing them. But what you're doing
like a low cut thing. To keep it you have
to go like just sit there.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
But don't like but if but if my eyes attracted
to it ever so often, I can't help that.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
There are friends. But you're right, if Daisy wears something
or amberwar you look for a second and then you
look away.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Right, Yeah, but you said three seconds.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
But we're grown man. Well, if it's.

Speaker 4 (20:27):
City sev, it's a long time. One two, three, that's
way too long. Yeah, that is just so you know.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
I wasn't saying it should be three seconds. I was
asking how long should it be? One?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Two or three seconds? That I do the same as
eating off food on the ground. Five second rule, five seconds.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Quick one.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
And and if if if a lady's wearing like a
modest clothing and you keep looking down at her boobs
and they're fully covered, yeah that don't do that.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
But if Sidney Sweety's wearing a sheer dress.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
Then Savanna's argument was so different because he's a grown
he's a he's older racist, and he has his daughters
are older than Sydney Sweeney, and so the creep factor
goes through the roof.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
That was like, you shouldn't look at all.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
I'm like, listen, I'm still disagree.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Yeah, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (21:13):
I disagreed with that too. You can't help but look
at human nature still, there's things out. You're going to
see the things out.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
And I said, if Brad Pitt walked in and he
had some sort.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Of I'm looking right, they both will look at the wiener.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
With with the with the with his wien around, my
eyes would also go down for a second.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Two and I go for a second. And you guys
are weirdos you would look.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
I'm telling you, if we put an eye tracker on,
that's what you get, an eye tracker, and they'll bring
in a naked.

Speaker 8 (21:42):
Say that I've never been a d watcher in my whole.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Entire line is out.

Speaker 7 (21:47):
You're going to notice that I've been in locker rooms,
i played professional basketball, US, I've been all around. So
it's not I wouldn't like, I wouldn't do a double take.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Heart heart said, heartbeat one heart.

Speaker 6 (22:00):
This trauma situation takes me back to Secrets where you
made me interview the naked man and I had to
keep my head up as high as I couldn't put
your phone here. Look it was it was pierced about
one hundred times, dangling jewelry. I was like, what is
that loud noise walking by me? But unfortunately it scarred

(22:23):
me and then after that I did have to just
look up the whole time.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Unfortunately it scarred me to like if I needed to,
I could draw it right now.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
It was aggress He's a nice sweet man, Yeah, but
that he had a tattoo that looked like he was
wearing pants.

Speaker 7 (22:39):
Yeah, a lot of us had a lot of trauma
that show. Yeah, across the board.

Speaker 6 (22:43):
I will never I don't think so.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I'm going back hot Das.

Speaker 10 (22:48):
Happy Halloween, all you monster fans out there, and the
happy twenty eighth anniversary to missus, Deputy Scott.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Oh you can't wait for tonight?

Speaker 7 (22:59):
Okay, all right, Scott.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Now I'm gonna think about your.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Banging some weird costume.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Oh that's the best part about Halloween, right yeah, banging
in weird consumes.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Fun. There's a spooky dad joke for Ambernova, Amnova. What
do rednecks do for Halloween? Pumpkin?

Speaker 5 (23:24):
Halloween?

Speaker 4 (23:25):
Pump what do Okay, let me figure it out.

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Yeah, let me figure out.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
I'll read it. I'll read it out for you again.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
Okay, Hey, what do rednecks do for Halloween?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Pumpkin? Happy Halloween?

Speaker 6 (23:39):
I don't know what it means.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
You don't know what that means.

Speaker 4 (23:41):
If you have to guess, like, take a guess at
what you think it means?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Right now? Okays, like.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Cornfield, how about this way?

Speaker 8 (23:54):
Use your subtle dirty side of your mind?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, yeah, do you have a dirty side?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Okay, I cut the word.

Speaker 6 (24:03):
In half and I did pump ken pump.

Speaker 8 (24:07):
You're nailing it.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
So what what's the first one?

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Mean you think hump pump pump, pump, pump pump.

Speaker 8 (24:15):
Okay, what's the second word?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Ken?

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Okay, okay, right? Ken?

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Like like you like you're next of Ken?

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Oh my god, I didn't think about next.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Guy.

Speaker 3 (24:38):
That's my favorite thing about Amber is watching her figure
something out in real time.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
It's one of my favorite things.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
When Amber realized that it was Savannah on the phone
the other day that video of her eyes.

Speaker 6 (24:49):
I was like, Oh, I'm in some deep best right now.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
All right, wait, take a break.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
It's up for there the week when we come back,
and don't go anywhere. You're listening to the March of
the morning.

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Hey, it's Friday, and on the Jim Colbert Show today.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
Uh, we're always looking ahead and they always got something
going on.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
And it's primetime kitchen today on the Jim Colbert Show.
And say hi to Jack Bradshaw for me, Text him
and say Hey, the k O D says Hi, I
hope you enjoyed the show last night. And look out
to your future with the team at t K low
is it one firm for life dot com?

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Say thanks, excuse me, sir, Word's bed broday. I don't
miss Brown and Dope brown drink my boarding kitchen sign.

(25:51):
I like weird like you go like to keep the
lip of the window and no weird.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
This thing makes you want to holler.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
But you want us saying, and I can tell you're
a border trail.

Speaker 4 (26:09):
There thing it's like.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Never love my far.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Let it fool like water.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
I love my beer.

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Like open franquenty, he said, bears cru that good lord
ugh and he wants us all be yet, want us
all be.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Happy?

Speaker 4 (26:47):
Height old height a high.

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Boys are getting on beer thirty five believe looks way
ll it on before the day. That work is all
of you know, we got the full little party had
fun party comes, That's what I heard. Drink coming down

(27:14):
and flip my whole world the bird.

Speaker 9 (27:18):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
I love my bear. Let it fool like water.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
I love my bear.

Speaker 5 (27:29):
You all been fragrances Jesus bears fruits. Good morning and
you want.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
To tal be Yeah, want of donna.

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Be apply.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
Love me?

Speaker 4 (27:52):
You say, day brings out sun.

Speaker 10 (28:09):
You know.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Everybody's gonna have fust. I think I have another beer.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Sully, your beer at lettis full of water.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Chully, your beer.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Shut up my old b frankmins, he said, whoa beer?
Is Bruce good Lord the beer.

Speaker 8 (29:00):
Yeah Wald, oh, now.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Stopped there?

Speaker 10 (29:15):
Something than.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
All that was here?

Speaker 4 (29:34):
The week was.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Beer beer beer beer, beer, beer beer beer.

Speaker 7 (29:40):
Beer off the week, all right, as we kick off
your weekend and get you going on, we're doing something
fun today or a little different, and uh, with Amber

(30:03):
Nova in mind, because she tends to not be a
fiend of the beers.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
I smelled it and I'm already like something guilty.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
You smelt it, delt it.

Speaker 8 (30:12):
So today's.

Speaker 7 (30:15):
Beverage and what we're gonna start the weekending with is
a brand called honest Abe And it's honest Abes a
Mexican lollipop, okay, And it's a cider. It's a watermelon
spicy cider. The other reason I thought of this is
you were saying spicy, uh, spicy pineapple though you were

(30:36):
talking about and they offer a variation of that. This
is like kind of a spy spicy pineapple smells good.
It comes in at six point nine ABV, so you.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
Know that's for real six point nine Yeah, a little
six seven all right, three ciprole in effect. How about
for Amber's birthday years we were supposed to say to you, yeah,
let him let him cheers you.

Speaker 10 (31:10):
Sorry.

Speaker 7 (31:13):
All right, pret simple and effect and all together. Let's
choose Aber a happy Birthday.

Speaker 3 (31:26):
Oh that is all over the place flavor wise. Yeah,
it starts and ends very differently.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
Guys, getting are you getting spicy right at the end
at the end, At first it's sweet and then it
goes to spicy.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
How does it switch flavors like that?

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Yeah, it does.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Getting trans beer.

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, it's sweet at first. Next thing you do?

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:04):
I want the same Mexican lollipop.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Plus what do you give it? I wouldn't drink that, no, yeah, yeah,
I didn't really like that.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Not wrong, I would drink exactly two of these, you would.
I would entertain it. I wouldn't want like a sixer
of it, for sure, but like for something weird and different, Yeah,
I actually I actually.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
Really enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
But again I would have to stop around two. So like,
I'm still going to give it an eight.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Amber, I liked everything until it finished and the finish was.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Spicy spicy.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Yeah, I didn't like it that much.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
I give it it like a f and there you go.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
I'm kind of in the same boat with Russ and Amber.
This is probably the one and the only time I'll
ever drink this, I'll give it a six.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, and that's barely rest. Hey, so, Ryan, will you
bet me one hundred dollars? I wouldn't go all months
without shaving.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, so you owe me one hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
I don't remember that being a thing.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
No, I just bet you wouldn't do it, so I can.
I can shave tomorrow with our bet.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
I think what you should do before.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
I haven't decided whether I'm going to or not.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Don't don't get somebody to do it for you do
it for me, like, get trim your beard up, get it,
go to get barber Siians.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Yeah, yeah, take you.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Do it for me?

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Whoa yeah, let me hold it.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Razor New York Day on Monday, Tickets going sale for
Miss Moser Burless. It's gonna feature Angelique, Amber, Daisy Del Toro,
and bb Caliber with five new contestants to be the
next Miss Monster Burless. New new, yeah, new, no, no new,
someone somewhat new.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
It's gonna be at the Abbey on December the fifth.
Tickets going sale Monday. Do you want to grab them?
Because it's a small venue and it's gonna be all
of us there for a great time and tickets going
sale and then Amber you'll be dancing.

Speaker 6 (34:03):
That's right, guys, you heard it. My first burlasque show
is December fifth, and tickets go on sale Monday. And
my birthday is Sunday, so don't forget to wish me
happy birthday.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yes, go freaking what's your happy birthday?

Speaker 5 (34:14):
Happy guys?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Angel, what you got?

Speaker 7 (34:16):
Hit me up on any social media platform. It's official Angel.
Email me Angel at Roll Radio dot fm. What the
hell's Angel listening to tonight? Gonna be live at nine
o'clock or we're gonna do a spooky mix off the rip?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
All right, right home.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
The best way to celebrate Ambernova's birthdays by getting kettle
corn at the winter Park farmers Market tomorrow and one
percent of the proceeds we'll.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Go to me, not Amber, but do it may come
out all right.

Speaker 1 (34:40):
Remember to fall back an hour on Saturday night. It's
it's a daylight Saving and stay June for the news
junkie right after the montle within at three o'clock, it's
Jim Colvert Show. We're back next Monday to do our
thing from Angel Ryan and Ambernova.

Speaker 7 (34:54):
The leader of this mess up, marry Man and one
Lady who covets the Victoria's Secret When it's ten for
thirty one Rollins.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Thank you so much for listening. We ain't gotta go home,
We gotta get the hell up out here.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
Boo boo
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