October 30, 2025 • 37 mins
THURSDAY HR 5 The K.O.D. - His Highness hands out praise to Russ. Conern about his Highness roasting Shaun Wasson. Dr. Deisi Love Advice (she's not a real dr.) What is a proper drink to order on a first date? Monster Messages & Hot Takes
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey, what am out of the Monster's Morning Robertio one
oh four point one broadcasting.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Live on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Remember you can vote now if you go to Real
Radiomasters dot com for the Monster Guest Hall.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Of Fame voting is still going on.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It will be I think it's over tonight at like midnight,
and tomorrow I will come in for Halloween and I
will tell uh, we'll find out who the next inductee is.
Will it be Donnel Rollins? Will it be Billy Gardell?
Will it be Nick Swartzen, TJ Miller, Guy Tory Deal Piper?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Which Lily Gardell?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You guys are you guys are something? Or Christy Martin?
Who do you think is gonna win tomorrow? Who's gonna
be the next guest? So in the next guest on
the Hall of Fame, we'll do that tomorrow and it
will be a Halloween edition of The Monster. Savannah will
be here, Amberdover will be here. You're welcome to come
if you want to. I know you might have the.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It's my daughter's color guard, politician Tomorrow's sorry color guard?
What's that color guard is the They used to call
him flag ats?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, we can't say that word anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I don't think you say color guard either. Flag ads.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Uh, okay, I think that's what they used to call him, right,
I don't know the people that throw the flags in
the middle then.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Say flag ads anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, all right, anyway, now it's time for the King
and the runt Holmes Mega's daily proclamation.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No way, that's the word.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
It is flag it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's time for the daily proclamation, the black color flag hair.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Spinner them brought to you by that mortgage guy.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Done from that mortgage guy.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Done.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Duh.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Come more on that later, just real quick. I want
to show you guys something. Uh this is only maybe
interesting to me. But they released the video. I remember
we saw the video of the outside of them flying
through the hurricane Melissa in Jamaica. Yeah, they released the
video of the what it looked like from inside the cockpit.
And uh, those people are badasses, I.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Told you, And this in this particular flight, they were
like turn this they are.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
They're dealing with like heavy turbulence and they are just
bouncing and a fly like into a hurricane, bouncing around
doing the damn thing and that cooling that sometimes I
complain about coming in here and sitting.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'd rather shoot a monkey than do that.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Is funny when you treat them good.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Days, I love you. No, no, that's good.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah. Halloween is tomorrow and today it's the roast of
Shan Watson at the News Junkie and it's sold out now,
we sold out this morning, so good, good on your
news junkies. I've been in their discord getting intel from
their people that are there all day.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Hard in the paint. Are you gonna be like it's.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Interesting, this will be the first time, Like like I
know that I know Sean and Sea Lane and Sabrina,
but like, like I can roast you because I talked
to you for five hours a day for the last
almost seven years, and I know for the.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Most part you don't mean it.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
I don't ever.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Really mean it. A lot of people A people say
like like like what is People tell him all the time,
like what does Russ do? And I'm like, he does
the most important part. He's the straight man. Okay, on
the air, he's the straight man at home. I don't know,
but uh well, it's but like Russ can take a joke,
Like that's the thing. Russ can take a joke very well,
(04:01):
and he's all in service of the show and all
in service of comedy, and I really appreciate that about him.
I know you feel like it's the setups. It's not
I feel I promise this is just me thinking out
loud with Sean and Sea Lane and Sabrina. I don't
really know him that well. I don't really know where
their line actually is.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And that's my concern, Like, like, I don't know if
Sean can take a cause you you go really hard
at me and I'm like, well, he's just kidding right,
like way.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
Why are we acting like the rules don't exist? Like
Tom we saw Tom Brady people were merciless. It's a roast.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's the rules of the Rose and you're using you're
using logic age that's adorable. We're talking about celings and
how it might affect your feelings, his feelix.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
It's a roast.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Think Sea Lane can handle Ryan's.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
You have hung out with Sea Lane is abicious Sea Lane.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I they can't I know Celane better, right, So I
don't know Sean that well. So I don't know if
he says something about Seawn's I don't know, Like I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Know, like you gotta rous.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Sean, I'm not and I don't want that. I don't
need that. I don't need that smoke. I don't want
that smoke.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
That's why I was concerned about you doing it, because
you represent the show and then and then we have
then you say something really bad and we have a
problem with the news junkie people, and I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I kind of want a radio war though, but I
didn't learn I know you do.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's that's the other problem.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I know you want a radio war, and you trust
me you don't want it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And there's gonna be like sponsors there, like Moe's gonna
be there, that Mortgage got Don's gonna be there, a
lot of different people. So it's it's uh, I got
if I didn't.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Think I was gonna leave this guy in a lerch
tomorrow morning, i'd go just to make sure that, just
to keep you honest. You know, I know that I
cannot go because it's gonna be all there. It's gonna
be listeners there. Yeah, it's a fun room and everything.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's why I'm taking the night off exactly.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
So I know this about me.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
There's so many times where I have to, like could
get up and I'm like, oh, I can't.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Sorry, guys can't have fun, gotta get up in the morning.
And I'm like this one, I'm going I'm going all
out because I'm either gonna have to drink and have
a lot of fun or try to drink away the
memory of bombing at Doctor Phillips for the first time.
That's a big deal for me. I've never never played
at the Doctor Phillips before. Uh, and I'm super excited
about that as well.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
And then you're gonna do amazing. Just focus, it's gonna
be good.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
At Penis jokes, I got a lot thank you to
the news junkies Discord who will sell him out in
a second. I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
See here's like like Penis jokes, like Chohn's kind because
he knows Ryan's never seen his penis, so you want
to care about that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But right, you've never seen the secret show that we did, and.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Ryan won't go there.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Ryan will go for something that like it's real, it's
really gonna hurt.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I think it's them. I think why like I can
roast so well is the tism because I can go
nuclear very fast. Uh, in a way that like that.
That's what my friends always told me, Like you always
go like really nuclear, really quickly. I'm like, I can't
help you to everyone.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
To everyone that's going I would. I would just give
you guys this tip. Don't laugh at Ryan's first two minutes,
because then he'll go nuclear. It's not wrong, He'll panic,
and then that's when you get the good.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Stuff that is true. There's been so many times I've
just been flustered in my segment. I've just lost my mind,
and people seem to enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I do have a question for you, Ryan, though, how
come even though you've been like super mean to all
of us, how come you're not super mean to Angel?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Very simple? He's scary, Yeah, large man.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
He's never been that mean to you.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Split me out, No, he has the Other part of
it is that I'm in on the act and so
I'm playing music for him exactly.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
But he's been mean to me.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
He's been turned out all part of his act.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We have to That's a great example, Daisy. Everybody has
like their own personal lines, and I know I know
where everybody's lines are. Angel. I can make fun of Angel,
but I can't make fun of angel the same way
and make fun of us. Exactly, I can't make fun
of you the same But I can't make fun of
you the same way and make fun of us.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
No, I would be hurt for three days. You told
me I was fat and stupid. It's not like that's
too very bad.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That was one of the harder things that did like
to learn being on the show, though, because I've made
people cry before after the show one time, it's yeah,
everybody who's not here today, and I had to go
to them afterwards and be like, guys, I actually really
like working it. It's a lot of fun. But like
I've gotten in trouble before for going too hard.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
So that when he went after Angelice at that last
show that we did, I was like, yo, I would
have had like at least four days of life.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
WHOA, that's exactly my point. You went after Angelique and
it was over the line. You're gonna go over the
line with That's.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
The thing about the line. You don't know where the
line is until you crossed the line.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
But you want too far.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
We have the ability to make up with each other
and so work with each other. If you go over
the line with with with Sabrina or Sean. I'm not
worried about ceiling. I know we know ceiling a little
bit better.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I know ceilings in high school.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Okay, exactly, So that's one. But I'm afraid if you
go on the line within, like when't we have time
to make up?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I don't want to worry about it. Sean's too scared
to come in the studio.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Sit there, see, I mean that's where he's gonna go.
He's right for his achilles heel.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I mean that's exactly where I don't go.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
A bad lesbian joke. I'm afraid of it.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
A bad lesbian joke, Like what you just did? How
is that a bad?
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Pretty bad?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Did you just do it?
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Man, Okay, well I'm sorry Sabrina.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Wait sa brindas a lesbian.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
It's gonna be a fun night. I'm looking forward to it.
And then Halloween's the next day will not be giving
out candy. I am gonna find out if I can
hang out that guy's front yard pool as soon as
against the built leaving dude.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
I'm leaving that dude a case of beer.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Oh yeah, dude, yeah yeah, Like I know we can
get that dude on air it come in talk about it.
That'd be pretty fun. Uh but yeah, I'm excited. It's
gonna be a good time. Maybe I will come in tomorrow, depends.
It just really depends. Like I kind of just want
the option to like roll in like Ambernova, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Like I.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Tell her to not show up until seven. I tell
Angelique not to show up till seven. She still comes early.
I know, Savannah, I don't.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Tell I don't get it, but they show up at
seven thirty.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
No, No, she's always on time.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
She she living a crazy she shows up.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I can.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I can when at seven o'clock she'll pop in there
and say hi to angel like every time.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Daisy is always on time, always on time. That's Angeline.
I have no idea when she's coming up.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'm just saying I might saunter in tomorrow, all right,
And yes, of course, all right, so.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Cool, you're gonna listen in to see if you were
really mean or not.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Okay, it'll be fun.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I'm ready for it, right though, A good roaster needs
to roast.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yes, yeah, like that's gonna be weird. Like that's the
thing I don't understand. Like people get mad at somebody
for roasting, and it's like, you're.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
To do you do you right?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
You want to do me? Wurt it all down, even if.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Their feelings are hurt.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
You know, I'm gonna roast everybody. Colbert Show isn't save either.
It's gonna be a good time. Hey, do you wanna
do you want to move to a neighborhood where you
could have a pool in your front yard? Talk to
that mortgage guy Don. People were texting this morning that
they worked with Don when you When Russ asked about
the happiness scale, somebody actually texted and said, I'm a
(11:52):
nine out of ten on the ladder of happiness because
I just got done out of the military. I got
a house with that mortgage guy Don. I was straight
up not I'm happy right now and good for you.
And that's what you get when you work with that
mortgage guide Don Plus is an amazing show on Saturday.
It's very fun, very formative, but also very funny from
nine to ten thirty here on Real Radio. Check it
out and go to that mortgage Guide Don dot com
(12:13):
or Home Loans Radio dot com. And so it shall be.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So when we come back, Doctor Daisy sex Therapist, and
we're gonna try some gin.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I am looking forward to the gin. I don't know
if I can.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Want you guys want to know what it is right now?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Or do you want to wait a little bit of
cold gin? We wait, we come back.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, all right, you're listening to the Masters of the Morning.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Hey, some thank you to the texters that showed me that.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Hey, I tried to go to real radiomonster dot com
and vote and it wouldn't go to the voting page.
I had to fix that, and I fixed it in
the last segment. So if you go to a if
you tried to and it didn't go through.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I apologize. I don't know what happened, but I.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Went and thinks if you had a real radiomasters dot com,
that's real radiomonster dot com. Click on the Hall of Fame.
I just did it. It's working perfectly.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
You can vote for for the Monster Guests Hall of
Fame if you want to welcome back. I'm Russ Rolinds
along with Ryan and Angel and Daisy del Toro here
today and it's time for doctor Daisy sex therapist.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
She's not really a doctor, h.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
And I if you have a question for Daisy, you
can text us at seven seven zero three one and
we could throw it at her. But we also decided
to actually do a little bit of laker tasting, right Angel, Yes, actually.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
This is Cartesiev again our good friend Lesburg Chicken Man,
and he's hooked U up with a bunch of these samples,
and so I threw it out there Today's Well, Daisy
was like, hey, do you have any that? So, yeah,
we could do something.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
And this is something we know, we never even really
talk about. We don't really mention and I like the
smell of it.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I don't know why.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
So what we're about to sample here is And if
I mentioned saying it incorrectly, I apologize. But the brand
is a drum shand shambo, drum shambo gunpowder Irish gin
Gin and this is their orange citrus. Gin is the flavor.
That's probably why you're getting the smells that you're getting good.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, so it comes you had gin before, Daisy.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
I don't think I've ever had gin, unless it's been
any drink that I had that I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I always whenever I heard Gin, I'm like, oh, that's
for old people. So I never would try it right,
And then one day one of my ex wives say, hey,
let's let's have a gin and topic before we get
on a plane. And I'm I'm like, that's really good.
And I had an old time.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Where russ I went through a phase for about two
probably three years. My go to drink was Bombay Sapphire
gin and tonic.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, and that tonic is good too.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
I had locked in with the Bombay Sapphires. I'm curious
about this.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I've never all right, so this is curious. This is
what jin. This is straight gin, cold gin. It's good stuff.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
It's forty three percent abv or by volume.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
So all right, so.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Let's uh, here's here's the Halloween.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Is strong.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, that a wine you're watch that's good gin.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Though, Wow, you drink it all in one I did.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Wow. Now the thing with gin is is where it comes.
I don't know where it comes from. But I remember
during a prohibition, people would make gin in their bathtubs,
and gin was with a lot of people would drink.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
But oh it's weird, you know what. I never drank gin.
I was looking at so never drink gin because I
was hardly get the gin blossom. You know, a big
red nose. Yeah, that's called a gin blossom. I was
thought like that, that's not caused by gin. No, it's
like a genetic thing. Ah weird. Okay, So I've literally
avoided gin my entire life because of that.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I actually was going to drink.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's so funny this has come up because I was
gonna drink some gin last night. I like, I don't
like to drink on the week days, but I'll probably
have some gin and tonic this weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Every once in a while, because if you switch.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Up your liquors, because sometimes if I drink a tequila
all the time, then I stopped getting a buzz.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
That's that's what I do. Also, I switched to gin.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
For a couple of days. You know, you'll get it
back crack.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Well, how'd you feel about it?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I like that a lot.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
What would you mix with it?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
What?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Probably tonic? Yeah, just gen and.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Tine little elderflower. Uh, that kind of liquor is really good.
My wife makes amazing ging drinks. I'll sit there and
I'll just drink Vodkazoda's and my wife will sit there
like a mixologist and make these crazy different colored gin
stuff with all kinds of like little things inside of it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Like ginger beer. You put it with ginger beer. It's good.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
Yeah, this is really good.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Saying your wife is good at everything, so I.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Believe you, not one thing.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
So, doctor Daisy, here's a question for you. I'll tell
us here.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
This is the most popular drinks that people order on
their first date. But I'm asking you on a first date.
What do you think is the thing to order for
a drink on your first date?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Okay? On first date? Is this a man asking me
or a woman?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Okay, I was thinking a man, but they could be whoever.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It's just a date, I know, but.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Women have different something to think of. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I didn't think of that because on a first.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Date, I don't want to bang, so I'm going to
order something different.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
They don't want to bang on a first date.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
No, she doesn't do that historically.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
I don't. But if a man wants to bang, there's
a different answer.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay, let's say this is date number three. Well, he's already.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Has the man gone through his blood screening because that's
one of the requirements to get there.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh my god, does that will work? To be with you, daisy.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
You know I ain't easy, but once you got me,
it's going to be very very easy.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
It's worth Is it worth all the hoops you gotta
jump through?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
All right? So what so?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
So if you were going to let's say there's a
girl and she wants like.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
She also wants to do.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, this is the first date and this guy's hot,
and I want to what what would you say?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Drink?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
And I'll tell you do you want to know what
the most popular drink is.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
On a first date?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Okay, sure tell me.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
They're saying the most popular thirty one percent of the
people are going to go with a margarita?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Yess is that what you would say? Tequila? The thing
is tequila does that. It relaxes you and makes you hyper,
so it helps you to hop on the bed faster,
really it really?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Or dancing above the above whiskey because we saw you
on whiskey.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh man.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
The thing about whiskey, though, it makes you a little
more aggressive than.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, you know what, it looks like you would forego
the testing and stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Enough whiskey.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I'm just gonna say exactly, but I'm probably gonna be
the dominant one that night. You know what, does a
girl really want to do that on the first date,
like just jump on a guy and basically have her
way with him. I mean something I don't think so
I think I think as a woman, if you still
want to be a lady even though you want to
jump on them, then stick to tequila. Okay, yeah, but
(19:05):
if you want to be aggressive and just use them
for this one day, then yeah, go the whiskey route.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Question.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
This is the most popular drinks to order on a
first date. Number one was margarita. Number two is shots.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I wouldn't. I would never on a first date. Would
you ever on a first date?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And I know you don't even probably remember a first date, Ryan,
but I think ten years ago on a first date,
would you do shots?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Am I with a lose woman? Sure?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Depending on the woman.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
If I'm trying to impress, no, I'm not doing shots.
I'm doing I'm getting a martini. I go martini.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
On this list is number five thirteen percent stead of
going to martini. How about you, Angel, if it's a
first date, what would you what would you think?
Speaker 8 (19:48):
I'm probably doing some balo maas so I definitely a
tequila drink. The thing with the shots. It all depends though, right,
if it's like a like, if it's a fun shot like,
you're not going to do. If it's something silly like yeah, terrible. Well,
if it's something silly like that, you're not going to
do Jaegers or Jamison's or you know one of the
(20:11):
one of.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Those fun Remember when we went through and all the
funny names and we were doing drinks you like that.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
When we did.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
I would, but I would be I wouldn't suggest that
I would like if the date were to uh bring
it up, you know, as a fun goof kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Like I just saw this couple who went on a
first date because they met online on Smell Me First.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
What and what they do is, but you're closing a bag.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
That's right. So take your clothes, you wear them for
a whole day or two days, and then you put
them in a bag and send them to the person.
And and then if you really like the smell of
the other person, then you check mark that you like them,
and then you can start communicating if they check mark you.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Before I got with my wife, I was going to
try that because it smells smells so important it is.
I've dated a beautiful woman, something about the way she's
not she it's not bad. It just was like not
not for me.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, so they had so I just I just saw
this story about a couple who met through Smelmy first
and they went on a first day and so they
obviously already liked each other smell. But then they're they're drinking,
and they were drinking a whiskey that was from Ireland specifically,
(21:26):
very strong, very pure, right, and then she said they
went to have the intimate part after they did that,
and the problem was that the smell of everywhere was
amazing except her private Okay, so.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Then they had like they had home.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
You can't say that you were good, you know, but
so so so then it broke things up. Sure, in
just the first date.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Question, Daisy, it's to say, first date, okay, and a
guy orders a dakery? Does that make you jump? Fell
really said that make you judge him?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Oh yeah, that means he's gay.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
One supporter a panic Klada. Yeah, yeah, he's a tough
looking dude, real tough.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Look, all the tough ones are gay.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I can't I drink vacation not Peana Coladas. I can't
as a man, I can't just enjoy a delicious Peanu
colada on a first date.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
No, what okay, what are you trying to tell me? Man?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
What if?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
What if we met the keys?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Let's say the guy says, the guy says, we all
have a mimosa.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, man, I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
If a Mexican, what about a cosmo?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
No, I don't have no cosmo. Look a man, if
he orders a beer, huh some type.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Of whiskey, an old fashion of an old fashion whiskey.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
If they order no fashion, I'm already gonna go on
a second date, already.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Smokey old fashion where they got to smoke.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah, they open it and then oh.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
That is the first liquor drink I ever ordered that,
And I thought, I was, you know, being I'll have
a slow jin fizz.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I remember the feeling at the table was like, what
do you do?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
It was on a cruise.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
It was the first time I ever ordered a liquor
drink with a slow jin fizz.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
But you see, if you really want to impress a
girl and go on a second like, I'll tell you
a perfect date I had. So I went on a
date with this one guy, Yes, and he ordered me
that drink that has the bubble that pops when you
are about to drink it. You know which one. It's
a bubble, a bubble, it's like it's alcoholic. It's like
lavender and it's made out of vodka.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Right, Is it come on a spoon?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
No, it's it's a it looks like a Martini kind
of glass and it has a tuble on it and
then when you go to drink it, it pops and
a really pretty flower like kind of swims to your mouth.
That guy impressed me. I was like, because I said
to him, why don't you order me the drink.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
That sounds like some dream you had? I don't know
that this is.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
And then for himself, he ordered himself like a very
plain gin and whatever you said, with just lime, Yeah,
with just the line in it. And I was like,
what a clean cut fella.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Special question. So you go out on the first date.
Guy's really good looking, real nice, nice guy. You know
he's got you get these dressed nice, everything goes out
and it's time to order drinks and he's like, I'll
just have like a co I don't drink if a
guy says he doesn't drink.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah, we're okay. Okay, I shouldn't say I'll never date him, okay,
But if it's the first thing he says, I don't drink,
then that means he's gonna have a problem with me
drinking automatically. It's a no for me because that means
he's gonna judge me the whole time. You see what
I'm saying that I do drink.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
What they will tell you is no, I don't care.
It's fine, I'm not gonna judge you.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
But within a month it makes us feel like, within a.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Month they're gonna be like, could you cut down on
the drinking? Could you slow down on the drinking?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
We'll hear that, Oh we don't.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
What's signaling alcoholics to AA.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I went out with the girl one time and like
I don't drink. I'm like, oh, okay, well that's no fun.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
And it's not because we're being mean to them, but
it's like it's already gonna be a no match.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
It's a no go.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
It's about us, of.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Course it is. We want to be happy. We want
people to drink with us. How about a double shot?
Take a double shot first? Yeah, that's perfect if.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
You If you go on a date and a guy says,
I'll have two shots at tequila for me and do
you want one?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Then I know he's nervous, but he's also trying to
have a good time with me.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, what if I order like a pine apple martini
that's just for you?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Yeah, I'm sorry, anything anything fruity. I'm gonna assume the
guy is more inclining to other men than me.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
You think he's gay if he wants, Oh, for sure.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
Just because it's a it's a Harvey wallbanger.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I don't even know what what that is.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, one of the first cruise I went on and
I did that. All these funny names I heard, I
just you know, try them all. I don't think i've
had a Harvey Wallbanger since I had the first one.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
I've never had one.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I don't know what's in it.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
That drink you made me have About a fuzzy navel,
oh ah, the fussy nagb.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
No, I made you drink the yager bomb.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
About a month something nipple? What was it?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Buttery nipple?
Speaker 9 (26:31):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
That was good. So if a man automatically orders that,
I think I would assume that he's a sexual being.
I want to hang out.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
What about a Mitchellada Like, I'm a white dude. I'm
trying to impress you and I'm like, hey, waiter, one.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
L waiter.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Then I'm gonna see he's funny and I'm gonna like
that a.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Lot waiter.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
What if it's upon apple margarita?
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Oh, nap I've never been hit with that. That's that's different.
Have you even heard of a pineapple margarito?
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah with hallopeno?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
No way, no, no, no, I don't believe you don't
get hallopenos in your drink.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, changed your life. Yeah, valapeno margarito, I've had that.
All right.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
There's doctor Daisy. Good job you didn't even curse today.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I'm trying to be better, you know. I'm I'm going
to an AA meet now. I'm kidding out, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
If you want to play, if you want to leave
us a message or a hot take, you can do
it right now. If you're listening on the iHeartRadio app,
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Speaker 1 (27:48):
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Speaker 2 (28:30):
Hey, you're listening to the Mantras in the morning on
rail Radio one oh four point one. Appreciate it reminding
you that tomorrow night, Halloween Night, from nine to midnight.
It's what the hell's angle listening to with the first
hour or two of being spooky?
Speaker 8 (28:44):
Right, Yeah, we'll do a little spooky mix, have fun
with a bunch of you know, spooky songs.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Spooky mix tomorrow, Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I'm Ross along with Angel Daisy del Toro, Ryan Holmes
and now let's uh we have any hot takes today
we do.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
If you want to be part of the show, go
to the iHeartRadio upset us as the number one preset
and you'll hear yourself on this monsters after this little song,
It's time forty edition edition Hot Take. Hey guys, just wondering.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Do you ever hear from Jim Phillips, Do you guys
see him at all? Does he show up at the
poker tournaments?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Keep up the good work.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Last time I saw Jim Phillips, Uh, it was Boa.
I went to Dubstrad and I was here to go
meet Carrot Top and in the industrad was was Jim Phillips.
And we all sat and talked for a long time.
And he's doing wonderful, as happy as he can be.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Uh bounces around one a part man.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
He just is. It was. It was so nice to
see him.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
He very kind, very uh complimentary. He still listens to
the station, you know, every once in a while, and
he was complimenting the show and everyone.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
On participates in protests.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, he's he's still doing great. Man. He won wonderful man.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Hot take.
Speaker 12 (30:01):
Hey, good morning monsters. I just want to agree with Ryan.
The Halopeno margarita is fantastic. They also make a hob
Andio margarita. Uh it's infused tequila. Tanteo is the company
that makes it absolutely delicious.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Y'all have a great day, are you good?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Try it, Daisy, It'll blow your mind.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I think.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I've had with pineapple. No, you gotta have it with
the pineapples.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Gonna be weird, sweet and spicy.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, it's kind of the best thing ever. Maybe Hawaiian pizza.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Oh maybe because you have ham on the side with that.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I would put a big old ham slash right on
the rim of that thing.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Maybe hot take Hey monsters those here and here in two.
One of the best things about Saturday was the karaoke
on the bus, people singing loud and proud, fantastic. We
just had to call Daisy, you'll say, we are excited
about the fourteenth Hollywood Awards.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
We're gonna be there girl, all right.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Sure, she's so wonderful.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I love her, very nice.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
And if you need hats, she's the hat lady.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Hot that a monster's This is Sam out Ofchland.
Speaker 13 (31:17):
Jill Piper should not be in the running because she
also does a lot of stuff on the station promoting
her fighting and her belt winning. I think she's dumb
as a box of rocks. She doesn't need to be
in there. You went a little bit too far this
(31:40):
time on putting her in there.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
She's a skink.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Oh my goodness, that's been over the top. Sh listen,
she soun like.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
We determined that because the first year that Daisy was
in here, the first year Daisy was nominated to be
in the Hall of Fame. Even though Daisy ended up
being a cast member like part of the show, but
her initial interview, the initial time she came on, you know,
she was nominated. So that's why we determined Teal Piper
was eligible.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
And dating pair.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
Russ, you went too far?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Is he really dumb?
Speaker 9 (32:18):
No, she's not dumb, So he's too far.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Tal Piper's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Sorry, I big.
Speaker 14 (32:33):
You know, you think pennies are really nothing, but they
start to add up. You remember Superman three, Richard Pryor
was just stealing two thirds of a cent or half
a cent here and there, and turns out he's making
millions by shaving off pennies off all these transactions.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
So it will add up.
Speaker 14 (32:51):
Someone will scam it, trust me. And they are pulling
pennies away from rural banks because they're shipping them all
home to the bigger cities.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Ghost panic, conspiracy to just lacking. It's also the plot
of the movie Office Space, and that's what happens in
that as well. Hot Egg. So Daisy said, the key
to happiness is when the sour hits your tongue, you
spit it out.
Speaker 12 (33:15):
So by default does that mean Ryan's not happy because
he swallows.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Got man? I got him hot Egg Morning Monsters.
Speaker 15 (33:27):
So Ryan, you hit the nail on the head on
the exact same way. I'm probably the happiest I've been
in my adult life and forever. Don't know what it is,
the new treatment plan. I'm on listening to you guys
every day. But being afraid of being happy is a thing.
(33:49):
I am terrified, but happy that I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Sure, yeah, A lot of people connected with that I'm
not happy about, and.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
That is foreign to me. It's it's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
That's the craziest thing I ever heard. But I mean
everyone's different, man, everyone takes differently.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
Hot or Talk Monsters, Halloween Talks, ideas, Russ is a seaman,
and Daisy his flotation device, Savannah as a sty list
as a Ryan as a hard rock teal Piper as
Russ's new favorite shiny toy, and Angel will be dressed.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Like that was a good one. Uh let me see
that was good?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Uh go back?
Speaker 4 (34:39):
What's the floating device for sperm? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You know, like if you're in an air force, you're
an airman. If you're you're in the navy or a seaman.
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Okay, see see what is what.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Am I gonna dress this? Don't I don't get it.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
Move on, please, it's hysterically funny.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:03):
The fact that you have it's making it funny. Here
ye yeah, your questions.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
I don't understand it. That's why.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, no, no, but okay, sorry, a lot of boats lost
in translation, very.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Lost in translation. I imagined your costume, but I can't pay
your mind.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Out like a sailor, like you know, pop By the
sailor man. That's a seaman, right right, But you were
thinking that it was.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
Like a man. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
See, yeah, you see where my mind was.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Oh no, I know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
The other ones in Russia's cold gin What did you
call it?
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Huh striper const who goes to a striper concert?
Speaker 7 (35:48):
This guy?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Hey back in nineteen eighty eighty, man, I love you.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
You still give you your complot.
Speaker 10 (35:55):
That's the name of Daisy's uncle, the one that uh
directs movies.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Again, I'm not gonna talk about it because I'm getting mad.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Why you get mad?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Because yeah, but I'm Daisy Deltoro like, why can't you
guys focus on I'm here? Yeah, I'm taking a name
for myself. That's the same thing I said about the
Piper girl. You keep saying about her dad. Why don't
you focus on Piper's career. We're building our own thing.
Why don't you ask about me? Research me, think of me?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
How about you pull up them.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Making him mad? I'm like, what the heck?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
You tell him, Daisy?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Tell him just because he's got a warning work.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
My name is dacy alto focus on me.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
There you go, focus on Daisy.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I listen to you if you If you want to
vote for your who you think should be in the
Monster Guest Hall of Fame, go to real radiomonsters dot com.
That's real radiomonsters dot com. You can vote right there.
Tomorrow we'll tell you who it is. Donelle Rollins, Billy Gardell,
Nick Schwartzen, TJ Miller, Guy Tory, Christy Martin, Ortel, Piper
who is going to be the next inductee?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Angel? What you got me up?
Speaker 8 (36:57):
In social media Platformance Official Langel Daisy.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
My social media is day Cy del Toro d E
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Speaker 1 (37:08):
Check out Mine and Daisy's new podcast. Turns out I
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dot com.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
All right, stay tune for the news Jockey right after
the Monster Within at three o'clock.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
It is the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Went back tomorrow for a Halloween edition of The Monsters
from Angel, Ryan and Daisy.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Del Thoro and the Littleers Mess Up Mary mat and
one Lady that doesn't like Dack Rease Russ whole lot
of world to rock Prolats, guys, thank you so much
for listening.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
We ain't gotta go home.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
We gotta get help up
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Out of hair swirls.
Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hey, what am out of the Monster's Morning Robertio one
oh four point one broadcasting.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Live on iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Remember you can vote now if you go to Real
Radiomasters dot com for the Monster Guest Hall.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Of Fame voting is still going on.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
It will be I think it's over tonight at like midnight,
and tomorrow I will come in for Halloween and I
will tell uh, we'll find out who the next inductee is.
Will it be Donnel Rollins? Will it be Billy Gardell?
Will it be Nick Swartzen, TJ Miller, Guy Tory Deal Piper?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Which Lily Gardell?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You guys are you guys are something? Or Christy Martin?
Who do you think is gonna win tomorrow? Who's gonna
be the next guest? So in the next guest on
the Hall of Fame, we'll do that tomorrow and it
will be a Halloween edition of The Monster. Savannah will
be here, Amberdover will be here. You're welcome to come
if you want to. I know you might have the.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
It's my daughter's color guard, politician Tomorrow's sorry color guard?
What's that color guard is the They used to call
him flag ats?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Okay, we can't say that word anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I don't think you say color guard either. Flag ads.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Uh, okay, I think that's what they used to call him, right,
I don't know the people that throw the flags in
the middle then.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Say flag ads anymore.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, all right, anyway, now it's time for the King
and the runt Holmes Mega's daily proclamation.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
No way, that's the word.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
It is flag it.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's time for the daily proclamation, the black color flag hair.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Spinner them brought to you by that mortgage guy.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Done from that mortgage guy.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
Done.
Speaker 7 (02:08):
Duh.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Come more on that later, just real quick. I want
to show you guys something. Uh this is only maybe
interesting to me. But they released the video. I remember
we saw the video of the outside of them flying
through the hurricane Melissa in Jamaica. Yeah, they released the
video of the what it looked like from inside the cockpit.
And uh, those people are badasses, I.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Told you, And this in this particular flight, they were
like turn this they are.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
They're dealing with like heavy turbulence and they are just
bouncing and a fly like into a hurricane, bouncing around
doing the damn thing and that cooling that sometimes I
complain about coming in here and sitting.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'd rather shoot a monkey than do that.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Is funny when you treat them good.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Days, I love you. No, no, that's good.
Speaker 8 (03:04):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Yeah. Halloween is tomorrow and today it's the roast of
Shan Watson at the News Junkie and it's sold out now,
we sold out this morning, so good, good on your
news junkies. I've been in their discord getting intel from
their people that are there all day.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Hard in the paint. Are you gonna be like it's.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Interesting, this will be the first time, Like like I
know that I know Sean and Sea Lane and Sabrina,
but like, like I can roast you because I talked
to you for five hours a day for the last
almost seven years, and I know for the.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Most part you don't mean it.
Speaker 9 (03:37):
I don't ever.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Really mean it. A lot of people A people say
like like like what is People tell him all the time,
like what does Russ do? And I'm like, he does
the most important part. He's the straight man. Okay, on
the air, he's the straight man at home. I don't know,
but uh well, it's but like Russ can take a joke,
Like that's the thing. Russ can take a joke very well,
(04:01):
and he's all in service of the show and all
in service of comedy, and I really appreciate that about him.
I know you feel like it's the setups. It's not
I feel I promise this is just me thinking out
loud with Sean and Sea Lane and Sabrina. I don't
really know him that well. I don't really know where
their line actually is.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
And that's my concern, Like, like, I don't know if
Sean can take a cause you you go really hard
at me and I'm like, well, he's just kidding right,
like way.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
Why are we acting like the rules don't exist? Like
Tom we saw Tom Brady people were merciless. It's a roast.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's the rules of the Rose and you're using you're
using logic age that's adorable. We're talking about celings and
how it might affect your feelings, his feelix.
Speaker 8 (04:47):
It's a roast.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
Think Sea Lane can handle Ryan's.
Speaker 8 (04:51):
You have hung out with Sea Lane is abicious Sea Lane.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
I they can't I know Celane better, right, So I
don't know Sean that well. So I don't know if
he says something about Seawn's I don't know, Like I don't.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Know, like you gotta rous.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Sean, I'm not and I don't want that. I don't
need that. I don't need that smoke. I don't want
that smoke.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
That's why I was concerned about you doing it, because
you represent the show and then and then we have
then you say something really bad and we have a
problem with the news junkie people, and I don't want that.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I kind of want a radio war though, but I
didn't learn I know you do.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
That's that's the other problem.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I know you want a radio war, and you trust
me you don't want it.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
And there's gonna be like sponsors there, like Moe's gonna
be there, that Mortgage got Don's gonna be there, a
lot of different people. So it's it's uh, I got
if I didn't.
Speaker 8 (05:41):
Think I was gonna leave this guy in a lerch
tomorrow morning, i'd go just to make sure that, just
to keep you honest. You know, I know that I
cannot go because it's gonna be all there. It's gonna
be listeners there. Yeah, it's a fun room and everything.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
That's why I'm taking the night off exactly.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
So I know this about me.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
There's so many times where I have to, like could
get up and I'm like, oh, I can't.
Speaker 8 (06:01):
I can't.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Sorry, guys can't have fun, gotta get up in the morning.
And I'm like this one, I'm going I'm going all
out because I'm either gonna have to drink and have
a lot of fun or try to drink away the
memory of bombing at Doctor Phillips for the first time.
That's a big deal for me. I've never never played
at the Doctor Phillips before. Uh, and I'm super excited
about that as well.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
And then you're gonna do amazing. Just focus, it's gonna
be good.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
At Penis jokes, I got a lot thank you to
the news junkies Discord who will sell him out in
a second. I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
See here's like like Penis jokes, like Chohn's kind because
he knows Ryan's never seen his penis, so you want
to care about that.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
But right, you've never seen the secret show that we did, and.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Ryan won't go there.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Ryan will go for something that like it's real, it's
really gonna hurt.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I think it's them. I think why like I can
roast so well is the tism because I can go
nuclear very fast. Uh, in a way that like that.
That's what my friends always told me, Like you always
go like really nuclear, really quickly. I'm like, I can't
help you to everyone.
Speaker 8 (06:57):
To everyone that's going I would. I would just give
you guys this tip. Don't laugh at Ryan's first two minutes,
because then he'll go nuclear. It's not wrong, He'll panic,
and then that's when you get the good.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Stuff that is true. There's been so many times I've
just been flustered in my segment. I've just lost my mind,
and people seem to enjoy it.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
I do have a question for you, Ryan, though, how
come even though you've been like super mean to all
of us, how come you're not super mean to Angel?
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Very simple? He's scary, Yeah, large man.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
He's never been that mean to you.
Speaker 8 (07:35):
Split me out, No, he has the Other part of
it is that I'm in on the act and so
I'm playing music for him exactly.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
But he's been mean to me.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
He's been turned out all part of his act.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
We have to That's a great example, Daisy. Everybody has
like their own personal lines, and I know I know
where everybody's lines are. Angel. I can make fun of Angel,
but I can't make fun of angel the same way
and make fun of us. Exactly, I can't make fun
of you the same But I can't make fun of
you the same way and make fun of us.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
No, I would be hurt for three days. You told
me I was fat and stupid. It's not like that's
too very bad.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
That was one of the harder things that did like
to learn being on the show, though, because I've made
people cry before after the show one time, it's yeah,
everybody who's not here today, and I had to go
to them afterwards and be like, guys, I actually really
like working it. It's a lot of fun. But like
I've gotten in trouble before for going too hard.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
So that when he went after Angelice at that last
show that we did, I was like, yo, I would
have had like at least four days of life.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
WHOA, that's exactly my point. You went after Angelique and
it was over the line. You're gonna go over the
line with That's.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
The thing about the line. You don't know where the
line is until you crossed the line.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
But you want too far.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
We have the ability to make up with each other
and so work with each other. If you go over
the line with with with Sabrina or Sean. I'm not
worried about ceiling. I know we know ceiling a little
bit better.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I know ceilings in high school.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Okay, exactly, So that's one. But I'm afraid if you
go on the line within, like when't we have time
to make up?
Speaker 1 (09:16):
I don't want to worry about it. Sean's too scared
to come in the studio.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Sit there, see, I mean that's where he's gonna go.
He's right for his achilles heel.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
I mean that's exactly where I don't go.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
A bad lesbian joke. I'm afraid of it.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
A bad lesbian joke, Like what you just did? How
is that a bad?
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Pretty bad?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Wait?
Speaker 4 (09:53):
Did you just do it?
Speaker 8 (09:54):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Man, Okay, well I'm sorry Sabrina.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Wait sa brindas a lesbian.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Damn it.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
It's gonna be a fun night. I'm looking forward to it.
And then Halloween's the next day will not be giving
out candy. I am gonna find out if I can
hang out that guy's front yard pool as soon as
against the built leaving dude.
Speaker 8 (10:15):
I'm leaving that dude a case of beer.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Oh yeah, dude, yeah yeah, Like I know we can
get that dude on air it come in talk about it.
That'd be pretty fun. Uh but yeah, I'm excited. It's
gonna be a good time. Maybe I will come in tomorrow, depends.
It just really depends. Like I kind of just want
the option to like roll in like Ambernova, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Like I.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Tell her to not show up until seven. I tell
Angelique not to show up till seven. She still comes early.
I know, Savannah, I don't.
Speaker 8 (10:43):
Tell I don't get it, but they show up at
seven thirty.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
No, No, she's always on time.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
She she living a crazy she shows up.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I can.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
I can when at seven o'clock she'll pop in there
and say hi to angel like every time.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Daisy is always on time, always on time. That's Angeline.
I have no idea when she's coming up.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
I'm just saying I might saunter in tomorrow, all right,
And yes, of course, all right, so.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Cool, you're gonna listen in to see if you were
really mean or not.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Okay, it'll be fun.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
I'm ready for it, right though, A good roaster needs
to roast.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yes, yeah, like that's gonna be weird. Like that's the
thing I don't understand. Like people get mad at somebody
for roasting, and it's like, you're.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
To do you do you right?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
You want to do me? Wurt it all down, even if.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Their feelings are hurt.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
You know, I'm gonna roast everybody. Colbert Show isn't save either.
It's gonna be a good time. Hey, do you wanna
do you want to move to a neighborhood where you
could have a pool in your front yard? Talk to
that mortgage guy Don. People were texting this morning that
they worked with Don when you When Russ asked about
the happiness scale, somebody actually texted and said, I'm a
(11:52):
nine out of ten on the ladder of happiness because
I just got done out of the military. I got
a house with that mortgage guy Don. I was straight
up not I'm happy right now and good for you.
And that's what you get when you work with that
mortgage guide Don Plus is an amazing show on Saturday.
It's very fun, very formative, but also very funny from
nine to ten thirty here on Real Radio. Check it
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or Home Loans Radio dot com. And so it shall be.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So when we come back, Doctor Daisy sex Therapist, and
we're gonna try some gin.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
I am looking forward to the gin. I don't know
if I can.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Want you guys want to know what it is right now?
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Or do you want to wait a little bit of
cold gin? We wait, we come back.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah, all right, you're listening to the Masters of the Morning.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Hey, some thank you to the texters that showed me that.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Hey, I tried to go to real radiomonster dot com
and vote and it wouldn't go to the voting page.
I had to fix that, and I fixed it in
the last segment. So if you go to a if
you tried to and it didn't go through.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
I apologize. I don't know what happened, but I.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Went and thinks if you had a real radiomasters dot com,
that's real radiomonster dot com. Click on the Hall of Fame.
I just did it. It's working perfectly.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Now.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
You can vote for for the Monster Guests Hall of
Fame if you want to welcome back. I'm Russ Rolinds
along with Ryan and Angel and Daisy del Toro here
today and it's time for doctor Daisy sex therapist.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
She's not really a doctor, h.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
And I if you have a question for Daisy, you
can text us at seven seven zero three one and
we could throw it at her. But we also decided
to actually do a little bit of laker tasting, right Angel, Yes, actually.
Speaker 8 (13:43):
This is Cartesiev again our good friend Lesburg Chicken Man,
and he's hooked U up with a bunch of these samples,
and so I threw it out there Today's Well, Daisy
was like, hey, do you have any that? So, yeah,
we could do something.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
And this is something we know, we never even really
talk about. We don't really mention and I like the
smell of it.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I don't know why.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
So what we're about to sample here is And if
I mentioned saying it incorrectly, I apologize. But the brand
is a drum shand shambo, drum shambo gunpowder Irish gin
Gin and this is their orange citrus. Gin is the flavor.
That's probably why you're getting the smells that you're getting good.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Yeah, so it comes you had gin before, Daisy.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
I don't think I've ever had gin, unless it's been
any drink that I had that I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (14:30):
I always whenever I heard Gin, I'm like, oh, that's
for old people. So I never would try it right,
And then one day one of my ex wives say, hey,
let's let's have a gin and topic before we get
on a plane. And I'm I'm like, that's really good.
And I had an old time.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Where russ I went through a phase for about two
probably three years. My go to drink was Bombay Sapphire
gin and tonic.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, and that tonic is good too.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:57):
I had locked in with the Bombay Sapphires. I'm curious
about this.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
I've never all right, so this is curious. This is
what jin. This is straight gin, cold gin. It's good stuff.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
It's forty three percent abv or by volume.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
So all right, so.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Let's uh, here's here's the Halloween.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Is strong.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, that a wine you're watch that's good gin.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Though, Wow, you drink it all in one I did.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Wow. Now the thing with gin is is where it comes.
I don't know where it comes from. But I remember
during a prohibition, people would make gin in their bathtubs,
and gin was with a lot of people would drink.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
But oh it's weird, you know what. I never drank gin.
I was looking at so never drink gin because I
was hardly get the gin blossom. You know, a big
red nose. Yeah, that's called a gin blossom. I was
thought like that, that's not caused by gin. No, it's
like a genetic thing. Ah weird. Okay, So I've literally
avoided gin my entire life because of that.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I actually was going to drink.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It's so funny this has come up because I was
gonna drink some gin last night. I like, I don't
like to drink on the week days, but I'll probably
have some gin and tonic this weekend.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Every once in a while, because if you switch.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Up your liquors, because sometimes if I drink a tequila
all the time, then I stopped getting a buzz.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
That's that's what I do. Also, I switched to gin.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
For a couple of days. You know, you'll get it
back crack.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Well, how'd you feel about it?
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I like that a lot.
Speaker 8 (16:23):
What would you mix with it?
Speaker 6 (16:24):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
What?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Probably tonic? Yeah, just gen and.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Tine little elderflower. Uh, that kind of liquor is really good.
My wife makes amazing ging drinks. I'll sit there and
I'll just drink Vodkazoda's and my wife will sit there
like a mixologist and make these crazy different colored gin
stuff with all kinds of like little things inside of it.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Like ginger beer. You put it with ginger beer. It's good.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
Yeah, this is really good.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Saying your wife is good at everything, so I.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Believe you, not one thing.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
So, doctor Daisy, here's a question for you. I'll tell
us here.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
This is the most popular drinks that people order on
their first date. But I'm asking you on a first date.
What do you think is the thing to order for
a drink on your first date?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Okay? On first date? Is this a man asking me
or a woman?
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Okay, I was thinking a man, but they could be whoever.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
It's just a date, I know, but.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Women have different something to think of. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
I didn't think of that because on a first.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
Date, I don't want to bang, so I'm going to
order something different.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
They don't want to bang on a first date.
Speaker 8 (17:21):
No, she doesn't do that historically.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
I don't. But if a man wants to bang, there's
a different answer.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Okay, let's say this is date number three. Well, he's already.
Speaker 8 (17:34):
Has the man gone through his blood screening because that's
one of the requirements to get there.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Oh my god, does that will work? To be with you, daisy.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
You know I ain't easy, but once you got me,
it's going to be very very easy.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
It's worth Is it worth all the hoops you gotta
jump through?
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (17:53):
All right? So what so?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
So if you were going to let's say there's a
girl and she wants like.
Speaker 4 (17:58):
She also wants to do.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah, this is the first date and this guy's hot,
and I want to what what would you say?
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Drink?
Speaker 2 (18:05):
And I'll tell you do you want to know what
the most popular drink is.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
On a first date?
Speaker 4 (18:09):
Okay, sure tell me.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
They're saying the most popular thirty one percent of the
people are going to go with a margarita?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Yess is that what you would say? Tequila? The thing
is tequila does that. It relaxes you and makes you hyper,
so it helps you to hop on the bed faster,
really it really?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Or dancing above the above whiskey because we saw you
on whiskey.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Oh man.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
The thing about whiskey, though, it makes you a little
more aggressive than.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, you know what, it looks like you would forego
the testing and stuff.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
Enough whiskey.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
I'm just gonna say exactly, but I'm probably gonna be
the dominant one that night. You know what, does a
girl really want to do that on the first date,
like just jump on a guy and basically have her
way with him. I mean something I don't think so
I think I think as a woman, if you still
want to be a lady even though you want to
jump on them, then stick to tequila. Okay, yeah, but
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if you want to be aggressive and just use them
for this one day, then yeah, go the whiskey route.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
Question.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
This is the most popular drinks to order on a
first date. Number one was margarita. Number two is shots.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
I wouldn't. I would never on a first date. Would
you ever on a first date?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
And I know you don't even probably remember a first date, Ryan,
but I think ten years ago on a first date,
would you do shots?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Am I with a lose woman? Sure?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Depending on the woman.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
If I'm trying to impress, no, I'm not doing shots.
I'm doing I'm getting a martini. I go martini.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
On this list is number five thirteen percent stead of
going to martini. How about you, Angel, if it's a
first date, what would you what would you think?
Speaker 8 (19:48):
I'm probably doing some balo maas so I definitely a
tequila drink. The thing with the shots. It all depends though, right,
if it's like a like, if it's a fun shot like,
you're not going to do. If it's something silly like yeah, terrible. Well,
if it's something silly like that, you're not going to
do Jaegers or Jamison's or you know one of the
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one of.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
Those fun Remember when we went through and all the
funny names and we were doing drinks you like that.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
When we did.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
I would, but I would be I wouldn't suggest that
I would like if the date were to uh bring
it up, you know, as a fun goof kind of thing.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
Like I just saw this couple who went on a
first date because they met online on Smell Me First.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
What and what they do is, but you're closing a bag.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
That's right. So take your clothes, you wear them for
a whole day or two days, and then you put
them in a bag and send them to the person.
And and then if you really like the smell of
the other person, then you check mark that you like them,
and then you can start communicating if they check mark you.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Before I got with my wife, I was going to
try that because it smells smells so important it is.
I've dated a beautiful woman, something about the way she's
not she it's not bad. It just was like not
not for me.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:06):
Yeah, so they had so I just I just saw
this story about a couple who met through Smelmy first
and they went on a first day and so they
obviously already liked each other smell. But then they're they're drinking,
and they were drinking a whiskey that was from Ireland specifically,
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very strong, very pure, right, and then she said they
went to have the intimate part after they did that,
and the problem was that the smell of everywhere was
amazing except her private Okay, so.
Speaker 9 (21:42):
Then they had like they had home.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
You can't say that you were good, you know, but
so so so then it broke things up. Sure, in
just the first date.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Question, Daisy, it's to say, first date, okay, and a
guy orders a dakery? Does that make you jump? Fell
really said that make you judge him?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Oh yeah, that means he's gay.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
One supporter a panic Klada. Yeah, yeah, he's a tough
looking dude, real tough.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Look, all the tough ones are gay.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
I can't I drink vacation not Peana Coladas. I can't
as a man, I can't just enjoy a delicious Peanu
colada on a first date.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
No, what okay, what are you trying to tell me? Man?
Speaker 3 (22:30):
What if?
Speaker 1 (22:31):
What if we met the keys?
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Let's say the guy says, the guy says, we all
have a mimosa.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
No, man, I'm telling you right now.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
If a Mexican, what about a cosmo?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (22:41):
No, I don't have no cosmo. Look a man, if
he orders a beer, huh some type.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Of whiskey, an old fashion of an old fashion whiskey.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
If they order no fashion, I'm already gonna go on
a second date, already.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Smokey old fashion where they got to smoke.
Speaker 4 (22:57):
Yeah, they open it and then oh.
Speaker 5 (23:00):
Yeah, you know what.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
That is the first liquor drink I ever ordered that,
And I thought, I was, you know, being I'll have
a slow jin fizz.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
I remember the feeling at the table was like, what
do you do?
Speaker 1 (23:12):
It was on a cruise.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
It was the first time I ever ordered a liquor
drink with a slow jin fizz.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
But you see, if you really want to impress a
girl and go on a second like, I'll tell you
a perfect date I had. So I went on a
date with this one guy, Yes, and he ordered me
that drink that has the bubble that pops when you
are about to drink it. You know which one. It's
a bubble, a bubble, it's like it's alcoholic. It's like
lavender and it's made out of vodka.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Right, Is it come on a spoon?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
No, it's it's a it looks like a Martini kind
of glass and it has a tuble on it and
then when you go to drink it, it pops and
a really pretty flower like kind of swims to your mouth.
That guy impressed me. I was like, because I said
to him, why don't you order me the drink.
Speaker 3 (23:56):
That sounds like some dream you had? I don't know
that this is.
Speaker 4 (24:04):
And then for himself, he ordered himself like a very
plain gin and whatever you said, with just lime, Yeah,
with just the line in it. And I was like,
what a clean cut fella.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Special question. So you go out on the first date.
Guy's really good looking, real nice, nice guy. You know
he's got you get these dressed nice, everything goes out
and it's time to order drinks and he's like, I'll
just have like a co I don't drink if a
guy says he doesn't drink.
Speaker 4 (24:27):
Yeah, we're okay. Okay, I shouldn't say I'll never date him, okay,
But if it's the first thing he says, I don't drink,
then that means he's gonna have a problem with me
drinking automatically. It's a no for me because that means
he's gonna judge me the whole time. You see what
I'm saying that I do drink.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
What they will tell you is no, I don't care.
It's fine, I'm not gonna judge you.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
But within a month it makes us feel like, within a.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Month they're gonna be like, could you cut down on
the drinking? Could you slow down on the drinking?
Speaker 3 (24:59):
We'll hear that, Oh we don't.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
What's signaling alcoholics to AA.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I went out with the girl one time and like
I don't drink. I'm like, oh, okay, well that's no fun.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
And it's not because we're being mean to them, but
it's like it's already gonna be a no match.
Speaker 8 (25:18):
It's a no go.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
It's about us, of.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Course it is. We want to be happy. We want
people to drink with us. How about a double shot?
Take a double shot first? Yeah, that's perfect if.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
You If you go on a date and a guy says,
I'll have two shots at tequila for me and do
you want one?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Then I know he's nervous, but he's also trying to
have a good time with me.
Speaker 1 (25:41):
Okay, what if I order like a pine apple martini
that's just for you?
Speaker 4 (25:47):
Yeah, I'm sorry, anything anything fruity. I'm gonna assume the
guy is more inclining to other men than me.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
You think he's gay if he wants, Oh, for sure.
Speaker 9 (25:59):
Just because it's a it's a Harvey wallbanger.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I don't even know what what that is.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, one of the first cruise I went on and
I did that. All these funny names I heard, I
just you know, try them all. I don't think i've
had a Harvey Wallbanger since I had the first one.
Speaker 8 (26:15):
I've never had one.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I don't know what's in it.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
That drink you made me have About a fuzzy navel,
oh ah, the fussy nagb.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
No, I made you drink the yager bomb.
Speaker 4 (26:26):
About a month something nipple? What was it?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Buttery nipple?
Speaker 9 (26:31):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (26:31):
That was good.
Speaker 4 (26:32):
That was good. So if a man automatically orders that,
I think I would assume that he's a sexual being.
I want to hang out.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
What about a Mitchellada Like, I'm a white dude. I'm
trying to impress you and I'm like, hey, waiter, one.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
L waiter.
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Then I'm gonna see he's funny and I'm gonna like
that a.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Lot waiter.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
What if it's upon apple margarita?
Speaker 4 (26:59):
Oh, nap I've never been hit with that. That's that's different.
Have you even heard of a pineapple margarito?
Speaker 10 (27:09):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah with hallopeno?
Speaker 4 (27:10):
No way, no, no, no, I don't believe you don't
get hallopenos in your drink.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Yeah, changed your life. Yeah, valapeno margarito, I've had that.
All right.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
There's doctor Daisy. Good job you didn't even curse today.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I'm trying to be better, you know. I'm I'm going
to an AA meet now. I'm kidding out, all right.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
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us a message or a hot take, you can do
it right now. If you're listening on the iHeartRadio app,
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Speaker 1 (27:48):
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Speaker 2 (28:30):
Hey, you're listening to the Mantras in the morning on
rail Radio one oh four point one. Appreciate it reminding
you that tomorrow night, Halloween Night, from nine to midnight.
It's what the hell's angle listening to with the first
hour or two of being spooky?
Speaker 8 (28:44):
Right, Yeah, we'll do a little spooky mix, have fun
with a bunch of you know, spooky songs.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
Spooky mix tomorrow, Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I'm Ross along with Angel Daisy del Toro, Ryan Holmes
and now let's uh we have any hot takes today
we do.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
If you want to be part of the show, go
to the iHeartRadio upset us as the number one preset
and you'll hear yourself on this monsters after this little song,
It's time forty edition edition Hot Take. Hey guys, just wondering.
Speaker 11 (29:18):
Do you ever hear from Jim Phillips, Do you guys
see him at all? Does he show up at the
poker tournaments?
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Keep up the good work.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Last time I saw Jim Phillips, Uh, it was Boa.
I went to Dubstrad and I was here to go
meet Carrot Top and in the industrad was was Jim Phillips.
And we all sat and talked for a long time.
And he's doing wonderful, as happy as he can be.
Speaker 8 (29:40):
Uh bounces around one a part man.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
He just is. It was. It was so nice to
see him.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
He very kind, very uh complimentary. He still listens to
the station, you know, every once in a while, and
he was complimenting the show and everyone.
Speaker 8 (29:52):
On participates in protests.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Yeah, he's he's still doing great. Man. He won wonderful man.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Hot take.
Speaker 12 (30:01):
Hey, good morning monsters. I just want to agree with Ryan.
The Halopeno margarita is fantastic. They also make a hob
Andio margarita. Uh it's infused tequila. Tanteo is the company
that makes it absolutely delicious.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Y'all have a great day, are you good?
Speaker 4 (30:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Try it, Daisy, It'll blow your mind.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I think.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
I've had with pineapple. No, you gotta have it with
the pineapples.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Gonna be weird, sweet and spicy.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Yeah, it's kind of the best thing ever. Maybe Hawaiian pizza.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Oh maybe because you have ham on the side with that.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
I would put a big old ham slash right on
the rim of that thing.
Speaker 6 (30:43):
Maybe hot take Hey monsters those here and here in two.
One of the best things about Saturday was the karaoke
on the bus, people singing loud and proud, fantastic. We
just had to call Daisy, you'll say, we are excited
about the fourteenth Hollywood Awards.
Speaker 4 (31:03):
We're gonna be there girl, all right.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
Sure, she's so wonderful.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
I love her, very nice.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
And if you need hats, she's the hat lady.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Hot that a monster's This is Sam out Ofchland.
Speaker 13 (31:17):
Jill Piper should not be in the running because she
also does a lot of stuff on the station promoting
her fighting and her belt winning. I think she's dumb
as a box of rocks. She doesn't need to be
in there. You went a little bit too far this
(31:40):
time on putting her in there.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
She's a skink.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Oh my goodness, that's been over the top. Sh listen,
she soun like.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
We determined that because the first year that Daisy was
in here, the first year Daisy was nominated to be
in the Hall of Fame. Even though Daisy ended up
being a cast member like part of the show, but
her initial interview, the initial time she came on, you know,
she was nominated. So that's why we determined Teal Piper
was eligible.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
And dating pair.
Speaker 8 (32:12):
Russ, you went too far?
Speaker 4 (32:17):
Is he really dumb?
Speaker 9 (32:18):
No, she's not dumb, So he's too far.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Tal Piper's wonderful.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Sorry, I big.
Speaker 14 (32:33):
You know, you think pennies are really nothing, but they
start to add up. You remember Superman three, Richard Pryor
was just stealing two thirds of a cent or half
a cent here and there, and turns out he's making
millions by shaving off pennies off all these transactions.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
So it will add up.
Speaker 14 (32:51):
Someone will scam it, trust me. And they are pulling
pennies away from rural banks because they're shipping them all
home to the bigger cities.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Ghost panic, conspiracy to just lacking. It's also the plot
of the movie Office Space, and that's what happens in
that as well. Hot Egg. So Daisy said, the key
to happiness is when the sour hits your tongue, you
spit it out.
Speaker 12 (33:15):
So by default does that mean Ryan's not happy because
he swallows.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Got man? I got him hot Egg Morning Monsters.
Speaker 15 (33:27):
So Ryan, you hit the nail on the head on
the exact same way. I'm probably the happiest I've been
in my adult life and forever. Don't know what it is,
the new treatment plan. I'm on listening to you guys
every day. But being afraid of being happy is a thing.
(33:49):
I am terrified, but happy that I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Sure, yeah, A lot of people connected with that I'm
not happy about, and.
Speaker 3 (33:57):
That is foreign to me. It's it's crazy to me.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
That's the craziest thing I ever heard. But I mean
everyone's different, man, everyone takes differently.
Speaker 11 (34:06):
Hot or Talk Monsters, Halloween Talks, ideas, Russ is a seaman,
and Daisy his flotation device, Savannah as a sty list
as a Ryan as a hard rock teal Piper as
Russ's new favorite shiny toy, and Angel will be dressed.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
Like that was a good one. Uh let me see
that was good?
Speaker 3 (34:37):
Uh go back?
Speaker 4 (34:39):
What's the floating device for sperm? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
You know, like if you're in an air force, you're
an airman. If you're you're in the navy or a seaman.
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Okay, see see what is what.
Speaker 4 (34:57):
Am I gonna dress this? Don't I don't get it.
Speaker 8 (35:00):
Move on, please, it's hysterically funny.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (35:03):
The fact that you have it's making it funny. Here
ye yeah, your questions.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
I don't understand it. That's why.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
No, no, no, but okay, sorry, a lot of boats lost
in translation, very.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Lost in translation. I imagined your costume, but I can't pay
your mind.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
Out like a sailor, like you know, pop By the
sailor man. That's a seaman, right right, But you were
thinking that it was.
Speaker 8 (35:27):
Like a man. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4 (35:31):
See, yeah, you see where my mind was.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Oh no, I know, yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
The other ones in Russia's cold gin What did you
call it?
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Huh striper const who goes to a striper concert?
Speaker 7 (35:48):
This guy?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Hey back in nineteen eighty eighty, man, I love you.
Speaker 8 (35:54):
You still give you your complot.
Speaker 10 (35:55):
That's the name of Daisy's uncle, the one that uh
directs movies.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Again, I'm not gonna talk about it because I'm getting mad.
Speaker 3 (36:02):
Why you get mad?
Speaker 4 (36:03):
Because yeah, but I'm Daisy Deltoro like, why can't you
guys focus on I'm here? Yeah, I'm taking a name
for myself. That's the same thing I said about the
Piper girl. You keep saying about her dad. Why don't
you focus on Piper's career. We're building our own thing.
Why don't you ask about me? Research me, think of me?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
How about you pull up them.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Making him mad? I'm like, what the heck?
Speaker 3 (36:27):
You tell him, Daisy?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Tell him just because he's got a warning work.
Speaker 4 (36:31):
My name is dacy alto focus on me.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
There you go, focus on Daisy.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I listen to you if you If you want to
vote for your who you think should be in the
Monster Guest Hall of Fame, go to real radiomonsters dot com.
That's real radiomonsters dot com. You can vote right there.
Tomorrow we'll tell you who it is. Donelle Rollins, Billy Gardell,
Nick Schwartzen, TJ Miller, Guy Tory, Christy Martin, Ortel, Piper
who is going to be the next inductee?
Speaker 3 (36:56):
Angel? What you got me up?
Speaker 8 (36:57):
In social media Platformance Official Langel Daisy.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
My social media is day Cy del Toro d E
I s I d E L t O r O Serch,
thank you right, hean what you got?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Check out Mine and Daisy's new podcast. Turns out I
really love Seamen. Now I know what it is rogeholmecomedy
dot com.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
All right, stay tune for the news Jockey right after
the Monster Within at three o'clock.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
It is the Jim Colbert Show.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Went back tomorrow for a Halloween edition of The Monsters
from Angel, Ryan and Daisy.
Speaker 8 (37:26):
Del Thoro and the Littleers Mess Up Mary mat and
one Lady that doesn't like Dack Rease Russ whole lot
of world to rock Prolats, guys, thank you so much
for listening.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
We ain't gotta go home.
Speaker 8 (37:34):
We gotta get help up
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Out of hair swirls.
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