June 11, 2026 • 34 mins
THURSDAY HR 5
Ryan Holmes, The King Of Denamrk - His Highness is concerned about Queen Mum's trip to Africa.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
To the Monsters. Warnedge you ever radio one on four
point one. I want you to join us next Friday.
Next Friday, the Monsters will be kicking off summer at
the Crimson House. We got a lot of fun stuff
planning for you, man. We'll be there from six to eleven.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Get there.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's Noosemhmer on a beach. We got free breakfast buffet
thanks to begel King. Thank you guys or They've done
a great job every time we've been there. It's a
full on buffet. It's great. Of course, all the monsters
are gonna be there. Unfortunately Daisy can't make up, and
everybody else is gonna be there. Savannah's gonna be there, Angelique, Amber, Angel,
Ryan and myself will all be there next Friday, free breakfast. Oh,
(00:36):
we got the Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug will be performing.
Tyler King is gonna have a world premiere of the
first song he's ever written and he's gonna do that
live with Monster. Matt read Fully will be performing, Sean
Holcomb will be performing, and the wine stomping competition. We're
gonna need to get grapes. I'm working on getting grapes.
We've got the stomping thing to do. We got that,
(00:57):
but we're gonna need grapes. We'll work on that a
little bit more, maybe tomorrow. But it's next Friday. It's
the Crimson House. It's going to be a great time.
So we can't wait to see everybody for a live
broadcast with the monsters.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
And then the night before Ryan is.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Doing a trivia it's a Ryan Trivia Night, and we'll
all be out there, uh to check out Ryan for
Trivia night at the Crimson House. So it's a Thursday
night and a Friday morning. It's gonna be a great
time at the.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Career off the next day, so you know you're off
that day on Friday. Everybody listening to this.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
A lot of people, Yeah, a lot of people will
be off that Friday. Yeah, so join us next week.
It will be great. Now it's time for the King
of Denmark, Ryan Holmes to make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Proclamation.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
She's not.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Mr. Brought to you by that mortgage guy. Done from
that mortgage guy done dot Come yesterday, my mom left
for Africa.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You said she wasn't gonna go.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, she was in the emergency room up until about
five hours before she had to leave for her plane ride,
and she's like still going anyways.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
She's hard headed like someone else I know.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Honestly, I was mad at the doctors for letting her
go because it's insane to let a seven year old,
seventy one year old woman who is just in the
er go to Africa. That I was trying to tell them.
I'm like, keep her in here for like one more day.
She'll miss her flight, it'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
But now she's gone. You keep saying seventy one. She
does not like you say it like she's old. She's not.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I'm saying it like it's reality. Yeah, but she's seventy
one years.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
There are some people there are seventy one that are decrepit,
and there's some people are certainly one, that are in
great shape.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
She's in great shape.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
No, she's not.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
All she does is drink diet.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Coke and sit around all day like it's not it's
not the it's not like she's working out or doing
anything crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I watched her carrying all of your kettle corn to
the booth the other day and working her ass off harder.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Than let your mom go to Africa at seventy one.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
My mom at seventy one, I would have Yeah, they
went to Hawaii, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
To go camp in the middle of the massa mare
frigging desert.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Dude. They make it look like it's really really tough.
All it is.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
All the animals are behind a big there's big fencing areas.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, there's not.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
This is looking at actual straight. I have looked it up.
I've watched the videos. They're in the actual Serengetty Savannah.
I don't know what it is, but like there's it's
not animal kingdom, and she's setting up tents much like
Yellowstone nineteen twenty two or whatever, where like lions could
like come bite your ass.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I don't know. Soince she's gone, she went anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't have this sunk cost fallacy thing that people get,
Like She's like, well, I paid X amount of money
and if I cancel now, I would only get I
would miss out on fifteen percent of that money.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And it's like, okay, all right, that's a small price
to pay. Yeah, she's living, you know what, living her
best life.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
God, she's not seventy one.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
She don't even like Africa. She thinks she likes Africa.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
My mom my mom is always If you went to
my mom's house, it was filled with pictures of Africa
of like no really of like zebras and elephants, and
she had all these like little Africa statues and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So this is a dream of hers for her entire life.
You want to wait another five years?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, do it now? No, she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
People like to romanticize things that like they don't. They
wouldn't actually like like I think about this with butt
stuff all the time, Like I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Really want it.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's just a fun idea, you know what I.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Mean, what you're talking about had shut up your Debbie.
He doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Everything's got a Debbie Danner. I'm like literally stressed the
f out is what I am. Like.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I'm not trying to reveal too much, but I did
get to like kind of capture when we were doing
post show stuff and I captured a part of the
conversation that he was having with his mom, and uh,
it's I know, it sounds like he's being Debbie Downer,
but it was a real genuine moment where it's a
son concerned about his mom because she's in the hospital
and it seems like mom's not taking things. Uh, that's
(05:40):
serious at all, like on a level of like I
know we do show stuff and everything, but that was
the side of Ryan that I didn't think that he
had the capacity or the gear for I have no no,
just because I mean, there's no reason why I would
know that about or know that.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
You have it.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Like it's okay, I just I love my mom. She's
paining the ass sometimes, but like I definitely never want
any thing to happen to her.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
And here's another thing, Like I'm just telling where my
head's at for the next like week or so. Here's
a map of where in a bola outbreak is happening.
See that blue area that for a bola is happening.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Where she's going.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Let me show you where my mom is going. Oh,
it's right next to where the blue area would be.
He's going to Tanzania, next to Rwanda and Burundi, which
is where the goddamn a bola is happening. So I'm
mildly concerned, not for no reason, you understand what I'm saying.
So it's not even that she's camping out in the
middle of this this this animal preserve. It's not it's
(06:33):
not that like us, she's just seventy one. It's not
that there's even no bathrooms anywhere for hundreds of miles,
there's also a bola. And if she gives me a bola,
I'm a piss.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Do you think there's a possibility that you've cried wolf
so many times been so worried about so many things?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
For? You know what?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
People forget about the boy who Cried Wolf story, The
wolf actually comes a.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
God. Ryan's worried about everything. I'm not even gonna take it.
I am worried about things. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Like you would just let your mom go to Africa
willy nilly on her own, by the way, and not
worry about it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
But I do. I can't.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I cannot help that. But like, I'm sure she'll be fine.
I'm probably, but she's not going to have the experience
she thinks she's gonna have. She's romanticized this like way
too much.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Why do you say that it might be the greatest thing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I've romanticized going to Ireland, and when I went, it
was better than I thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
She might be the same thing for her.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Like I thought in Africa how you dare compare.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, I'm just saying as sorry as romanticizing something, and
I've romanticized it.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And once I got black and white, it was better than.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
When I thought it was going to be. She has
been thought thinking about this forever. She might get over
there and go, this is better than I thought. That's
the way I look.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I look at.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
The I think dirty, because I met your mom?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Dirty?
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Is she thinking of BBC over there? I'm just I'm
just because I met your mom.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Me though, that is a thing. Though I know there's
a thing, there's a continution of like older women that
go to travel to Africa and then just get banged
out that my mom is not doing that. She's going
on so far. She's not going to Nigeria hitting the clubs.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
But that isn't ever tell you Ryan, just like I.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Wanted to have.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I made her put the damn Life three sixty thing
on her phone like a tracker around the world. So
it's that doesn't help. Ain't no clubs that she's going to.
But that is a thing.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You see her heart rate going up. You know what's happening.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm gonna I would like to call a parlay.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It's gonna be an elephant trunk parlay on this.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
We don't get to talk about my mother like that.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
That is not talked about. Someone needs to.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Explain that talk like that about my mom. No, no, no,
don't about your friend because.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
My mommy, explain to you. He's trying to explain to you.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Don't defend your friends.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
It's not defending your friend. This is Russ's fault. He's
the one that introduced the Koruma parlay parlor.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
This is rua what means I don't even know what
it is. I was trying to say, my mama, I'm
gonna talk bad about your mama.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
And I met your mama. You didn't even meet my mama.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You are the only one that was talking about your mama.
You're the one who brought your mom and.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Your mama and your mama's freaky. Your mama's freaky.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
We're not talking about my mom anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
New rule.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
We're not gonna talk about my mom and her whatever
goes on like.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Jess, like I brought up the New Jersey guy, you
brought up your mama, So now we're gonna talk about your.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Mama anyway back to Africa?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Okay, Sorry, Angel, I get aggressive when it comes to
my mom.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Not with me. He's the one that's asking you, and
you're yelling at me.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Okay, okay, what what's parley?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I'll tell you later.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Okay, I'm sorry, sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
It's okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I think it would be a cool story to say, like,
my mom died in Africa. Like people like, what right,
what happened your mom? Your mom passed? I heard she
died in Africa? Oh my god, what happens she felt?
Might it be like, like, if you don't ask any
more questions, it would sound like she got eaten by
a lion. That's kind that would be kind of.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
How many people have been eaten by lions in the
past ten years on trips to Africa.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh that's a great question, people, but it's less than ten.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
I think you just told me to let him do
his bid. Now you got him doing research for lion attacks.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I was trying to get you guys to stop arguing.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
There's a much bigger numbers than I thought it was was.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I thought it was gonna say zero.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It does not if.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
You had to guess, Russ.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Let's just go around the room.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Rust.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
How many people you think get eaten by lions globally
each year, every year, every year.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Ten Okay, it easy, it's.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Gotta be at least a thousand.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay, angel people get eaten.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh yeah, it's between one hundred and two. One hundred
and fifty people each year are eaten by lie no people,
I'll tell you that right now. It's more than shark
attacks by like tripled.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Your mom could out run a lion couln't she?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
That's a scary number. I didn't know that that was
the thing. Now it just made it worse. He's gonna
he's gonna worry more. Yeah, that's that's whacky.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Uh what about g the zels?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
What what animal in the SERENGEI kills more people?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So I have the deadliest animals on earth. Number one
is mosquito by far.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
And it's serious right now, because they give you in malaria.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah, I hope she got her malaria shot.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
But then it's snakes, snakes.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
One hundred thousand people are killed by snakes every year,
lots of snakes in Africa. But then it's dogs, dogs, dogs.
Thirty thousand people worldwide die from dog attacks.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Yeah, you go homes either because rest brought off the
right question. What's the most dangerous predators? The top predators
in the serengetti. Yeah, okay, okay, top predator It can't
be lion.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
African line is number one. It is number one.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Okay, how about so okay, that's uh, it's on the list,
but not as a predator. Remember, hyenas will come in
after you've already been deceased. So it's yeah, it's African byans.
And then the dial crocodiles are one and two, and
then the most aggressive though herbivores are gonna be and elephants,
(12:35):
the Kate buffalo okay, and then uh then and then
mom's got to watch out for the black.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Mamba, genuine.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Not Kobe.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Listen, Ryan, Okay, I defended my mom from.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Is not gonna apply to me? Then it doesn't apply
to anybody.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Care.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
I don't even know it is gonnapply. I don't know what.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Anyway, go back to Mexico if I am, But listen, Ryan,
if my mom has been doing this thing with this bicycle,
man just accepted, Ryan, you're gonna have a black.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Dad that would bother me. He would like, look, I'd
be happy for my mom if she's met somebody. And
after I heard they got some princes over there in Nigeria,
if you just send me.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Yes, they do. Remember the Barack Obama, His dad was
like some kind of prince and then they had like
twelve wives. Your mom can be one out of twelve.
It would be fantastic.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
Man.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
She can just visit when she wants to.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
And because she's a princess, she can like go over
there and like do whatever she wants.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
And she's older now so she doesn't have to have
twenty babies.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You don't interrupt her. She's gonna keep talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
That mortgage guy down that morning got down dot com.
There's no way to recover from that. Uh look at it. Hey,
you know what's better than a tent out in the
middle of the desert nowhere a house here in Florida.
And don can help you get a mortgage at that
mortgage guide don from that mortgage guy down dot com.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Don't miss the boat.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Compare your quote with that mortgage guy down and check
out a show from nine to ten thirty here on
real Radio.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He'll help me get a house. He helped my mom
get a bunch of mortgages that you apparently won't need
any mortgage about to get eat by a lion. So whatever,
go there today that mortgage guy down dot com. And
so it shall be.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
If you want to leave us a message or a
hot take, or throw something in there. I got a
question for Daisy.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Just on the iHeartRadio app, click on the microphone, leave
us a message and we'll play those at the end
of this end of the show.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the match of the morning.
I'm putting the word out there. We need we need
grapes for next Friday. Apparently we need special grapes.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Though, dude, if anybody, well, we could use all we
can do. Any kind of grip.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
We can use grapes.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Grapes we don't know, okay, because the people were texting
us saying that we needed there' seles a difference between
the grapes that we used for wine and then grape
grapes incorrect.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
There, We can use any kind of grape because of
the way they're gonna make the wine. We just we
just need grape juice, just grape juice. So any kind
of grapes. So we're making jail house wine. We're making
jailhouse wine. I didn't say it's gonna be like the
best wine in the world. What is making wine? And
we're gonna auction off the wine that's made, uh at
the end of the year, because it's gonna take wild
for it to firm it. Remember my remember Mary Ellen
(15:28):
made that wine that one year and I gave you
guys all the wine.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Didn't go blind for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, it's good wine, but but it's you know, it's
not gonna win in.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
A wane toes.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, that wasn't. This will be though. So we need
grapes for next Friday. Please help out, and and it's
gonna help us raise money for the Carl K Cancer
Screening Fund. And next Friday We've got it's gonna be
a great show. We got the Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug
are going to perform for you. Tyler King is going
to debut a brand new song with Monster Music Man
(16:01):
Matt read Foley's going to perform Sean Holcombe and we're
gonna have the win stomping competition and you get free
breakfast next week at the Crimson House.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Yes, Angel I just wanted to give a shout out
to Ken the driver. He's super generous and he dropped
off bagels est today from a new place called H
and H Bagels.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Yeah, so there were bagels and the coffee was absolutely fantastic.
Apparently it's a buddy of his. But again, just thanking
Ken for his generosity for doing that. So did anyone
tell you we had bagels?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Daisy?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
I saw two on the floor and I was super mad.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
I there's a whole back of them though I picked
those up, but there's a whole other bag full of
them that didn't hit the floor.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
So, Daisy, how come in and tell me?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I literally thought you saw it? Because it's not an
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I don't read minds man, that's rus lady.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
You walked right by it. You you made it a
point to tell me about the two on the floor,
but you didn't take.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
A if they were from Take.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Two seconds, lady for you to go over there and look.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Daisy, how how excited are you that you're going to
going to go watch the soccer match with Ryan and
then go out to a comedy show.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
I'm so excited Ryan and I can't believe you're doing
this with me.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
This is gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Here's what I suggest.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I'm gonna take a nap.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Let me show you something I want to look out for. Ryan.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm none.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No wait, I was teasing, right because I like to
pick on Ryan. It's my my favorite thing to do
is to pick on Ryan. And I was saying that
that you should pay him to drive you. I think
so he's safe and okay, you should pay somebody else
will drive you both. That way, he doesn't get in trouble.
I don't want him getting in trouble. So so, you know,
(17:36):
you get a driver to drive you both. That way,
he can be treated like a superstar like he is.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You know.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I agree. Look, Ryan, here's my proposal. It's really cute.
It's really gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It's gonna be indecent nice.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
I'm gonna keep it good because I like I. I
love Christina. Don't want her to beat my ass. I
really think she's great. Okay, here's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Ryan. I'm gonna go from here.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Since I've been drinking, I'm gonna hap until noon, eat
lunch at one, and then after that when I wake
up and I'm no longer drunk, zero drunk. I'm gonna
pick you up from your house, drive you to that location.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
No, no, no, I'm a drive him. Listen to the plan. Man,
I have a plan now, because when I'm drunk, I.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Plan good.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
People.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, best plans. The best players are when you're drunk.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
So I'm gonna be fair.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I do that all the time.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
It's the only reason I've ever gone on vacation because
I was drunk and I bought airline tickets.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Ryan wait for my plan. Man, So I'm gonna take
I'm gonna pick you up, take you to this place.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
You said it's in a pop Ca.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yeah, So your place is in Maitland, right, which is here?
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Okay, So I'll drive back up because I live living Yes,
I do live in Orland.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
What am I saying?
Speaker 7 (18:53):
So I'm gonna drive back up to Maitland, take you up,
take you to the soccer game. Depending on how drunk
we are, We're gonna get an uber to go to
Funny Bone, right, or you know, we can hire somebody else.
Whatever sounds like a plan, and then and then we'll
have fun there and then I'll uber back to my
(19:14):
car because but.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Then I won't be drunk anymore, and then I'll drive home.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
What time do you have to be at the airport
tomorrow to give to Mexico?
Speaker 7 (19:23):
I have time, like I can sleep and then like
pack a few things and go. Well, yeah, I told
my kids I'm buying all their stuff in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
He promised you he was in, right, is he in?
Are you in? Ryan?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Ryan?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Don't back out now, man, Ryan, I'm down for one
of those.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Things, only one. He can only do one?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
So what if you know six o'clock a m. Friday morning?
That's the problem. So like this can get out of
hand real fast. I've been to Garrattalla. They pour a
mean margarita next thing. I had three or four of
those things, and like I am dacy.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
You're gonna love this place. Control which which bartenders are
absolutely Which do you.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Think is more prudent for you to do? Go to
Cabaldi's and watch the soccer or go to the comedy
when you'll be late at night. I think the soccer
sounds better.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Oh, so you're gonna encourage him to go out on
a school I Meanwhile, I was my birthday weekend. I
didn't do anything because I was cognizantnother show. Because if
that's the case that I'm gonna I'll beat you. Come on,
I'll beat you guys.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Just just so.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
You know, I said happy birthday to you online and
you don't even like it.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
You're right, because I don't should have texted me. He
don't pay attention to online.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I text a group chat and I said happy birthday Angel.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
In the group chat.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I don't think so, so I need to direct message.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah I think she did.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Actually, Okay, okay, so you come out with us and
right here.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Think I'm a part of that group chat. Yeah, you're there.
It's this happy birthday Angel, Yeah, the last one.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Like it.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I apologize you see that. I'm going to.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
And I even put a pointing errow to your head.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Remember like.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
To go to Instagram and pointing arrow to your head.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
He's loving it. He's liking it.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Hey. Angel lives close to Ryan, so you can pick
them both.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I can pick you both up. We both go to
the Durabaldi toorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Let's go do this.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Let's go, and then we go to the comedy show.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Russ has given us permission Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Part of being a pro means you show up here
and we'll do it.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Can I sleep under the desk like Bubba?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Don't you judge? All of us have done that. True story,
True story.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I don't have to come tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
I just have to like be human enough by noon
to take my humans to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Human.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I'm fine, exactly human enough.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I'm down.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I just need a little leeway tomorrow if I'm doing that.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
So how many people you think are going to be
going out to watch the first game of the I
think you will.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Be surprised around such a floor to the different watch
parties that are popping up all over the place.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, Ael, I mean Angel's doing one next week at
Walter's tavern right where, and you're giving away World Coach tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
I'll be giving away tickets tomorrow night at Alixer seven
thirty to nine thirty, and then Walter's Tavern Saturday.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
So tomorrow night at Alixer.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yes, okay, I like ax.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I know, like holler Back is not only hosting the
Germany Games, but they're hosting a bunch of games throughout
the time, and you could like, like I said, it's
like thirty five bucks. They have like an upstairs now
and it's like this really nice like kind of bankers,
some DJing in that right. Yeah, yeah, it's awesome. You
get food and then like you obviously pay for drinks
and whatnot. But that's a great place to watch soccer
(22:45):
because like you get you get people that super passionate.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
I think Toffees is doing some stuff, you know, and
while you're at any of these events, make sure, you know,
wa wash it all down with some michelob ultra.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
So that's right, Daisy, when you're in when you're in Mexico,
will everyone be going in going to watch parties and
stuff in Mexico to watch the World Cup?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Darling over there we party like animals. I'm not gonna
lie like you guys. You American people think you had
this party and stuff down. You guys don't have it down.
Like I remember my axsessment was like, oh, let's go
to like tailgating for the football games for like the Gators,
And we used to go to the what are these
the one the no? Yeah, like we used to go
(23:25):
to that all the time, to the tailgating. And I
was trying to tell him, like, dude, come to Mexico.
He was scared of the cartel, but don't worry about it.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
The point is he never came to Mexico, so he
doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Shut up, right, they shut the city down.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Oh, we shut everything down, just saying we have a
different level of enjoyment.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
So if the game game time here is going to
be three o'clock, So what's the time in three o'clock here?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
What's it? What time is me?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
So they're like two hours behind?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh so it's like noon almost.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
Then yeah, it's listen and we shut it down. And
then Mexico like, well laaa went all out. Oh no,
but this one's in Mexico City, right, the one we're
watching is like Mexico City actually did a drone thing,
kind of like Japan and Tokyo do with the drone
show and stuff.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
It was freaking cool.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Yeah, well Americas needs to learn from that. So yeah, man,
you guys are over here only doing one Super Bowl
a year. You guys need to do like a lot
of Super Bowls and like a lot of really fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Well, you know, how much like when we talk about
the World Baseball Classic and how much like the energy
from that and how we see the fans a couple
of years ago when they were in Miami. We saw
all the fans from all over the world there and
how fevered they were and everything. So imagine that time's
ten when it comes to their national soccer team.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'm enjoying what's going on with the NBA, the NBA Finals.
I think it has been.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
I like that Cardi B did the halftime show. I
saw her big old booty out there doing the last night.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
The next came back from a twenty nine and twenty
nine there were down twenty nine points, came back and
one with one second left.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
That was pretty cool.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
That was good, Okay, But I don't know, like, can
you guys do more marketing for Mexicans.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I don't know what's going on over there.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Like here's like it's awesome, Like Russ, it would be
interesting to see as awesome as that last night's final,
as soon as I get the TV numbers, and then
I'd love to compare it.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
To because again the world cout that won't compare. Yeah,
and so that's that's the thing.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Yeah, you know, yeah, but they made market you know
what I'm saying, Like if they did more marketing, then
then the Mexicans would be.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Like, But NBA teams go to Mexico City. They do fantastic.
The NBA teams that go to Mexico City.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
You're talking Mexico City. You know, Mexico's super big. You
know Mexico City.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
The NFL goes to Mexico City as well. They got
three NFL teams that go to there.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
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Speaker 9 (26:36):
Radio, and they said one, well, Daisy is leaving on
a jet plane tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yeah, that's what I want to say.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Way to medicol You know, Donald Trump keeps saying go
back to your country. He sounds good, right now, okay country.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I'm going to my country to enjoy soccer.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
There you go, all right, you can have a birthday
party with WWE.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
But his best friend Hull Cogain is not there because
he already died.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
You're right, you're you're you're speaking truth. You're speaking you see.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I know some Americans.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Stop there you go.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
Yeah, yeah, if it's only two or three things, but
I know something.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Do we have any hot taches?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Right, No, let's just let her go for like the
last ten minutes because.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I'm already drunk, so I love her about Americans.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It's time for all right.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
If you want to important to showing you the iHeartRadio
app used the talk back function after you said US
is the number one pre set. Of course, it's very important,
or as Daisy would say, movie importante.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
That's right, hot, They.
Speaker 10 (27:50):
Very rarely do we exist in the world where two
things converge together to where you can give Daisy and
Ryan's mom the same advice.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
He fail, we fail, we quiet.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
That was Elle murphudd, Elle murphu hot Ting.
Speaker 11 (28:12):
I think it's funny when Russ is moving so fast
that he doesn't quite get the joke, even when it's
something as obvious as l murphud, Like in the Flintstones
when they got to stop the car. I picture of
his mind putting down his little feet stop the car
so he can catch up and get the joke. Oh damn,
the Flintstones. Oh that must have been your favorite cartoon, dude.
They all ran around and bare feet all the time. Anyway, Hey, listen,
(28:35):
somebody drive Daisy home from the studios because anyway, little.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
I don't usually do it this much, but I did
it today.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Okay, hot thing, Good morning monsters.
Speaker 12 (28:49):
Hey Ryan, you nim be wavering hypo chonduract. My mother
hung up her scuba tanks when she was eighty eight
diving at night with mann raised in Hawaiian. Let your
mother do what she wants to do. It's her life,
(29:10):
and stop freaking out. Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I just don't want to have to be inconvenience flying
over to Africa, pick up her body that's been chomped
on by lions.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I wish my mom was out doing stuff. I wish
she was going, yes.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
And they just stay home all day.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Sitting at home doing nothing. Man, I wish she was
out there in Africa with your mama.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
It's not going to be a lion that's gonna take
care of her.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
Just saying hot monsters, morning kings, would hear. All inquiring
minds are wondering, Daisy, do the stray dogs over in
Mexico eat pasta and spaghetti like the dogs in Cuba?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Do they do it in Cuba?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Why spaghetta fed good over in Cuba?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
The story of our road.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Our stray dogs.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
Stray dogs eat tacos, and they love rabbits and they
love rats.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
No, in Cuba, if the dog has a little tag on,
people who own restaurants and stuff have to feed the dogs.
That's part of the because I guess Castro loves animals
or whatever. So I was there and I saw someone
They fed this dog a whole thing of spaghetti because
like you have to, the dog has a tag on.
That's how they take care of their stray animals.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
I didn't even love cubans eat pasta they do? What
about that next thing? Hi, I'm ai guy.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
I would love to hear a tune too, Ai or Daisy.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
That would be too fishy and sharky because he would
take a good bite out of this.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Okay hat thing. So, Daisy, for summer vacation, your thirteen
year old is going to skin a rabbit stab his grandmother.
I'm Bang's cousin.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
No what that's not rested?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
What a summer? Yeah, he's never gonna forget it. When
I was thirteen, I just wanted to play Pokemon all summer.
Much better, much better.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
I wonder I'm doing a good job as a mom
sending them to Mexico. Pokemon is stupid, man. You know
my daughters did to Pokemon and look at them. They're
nerds and they never had a boyfriend. They're twenty one
and eighteen and zero boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
That's what Pokemon and they played. I can't say that word.
You said a word.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
You can't say, Yeah, she's a stupid Pokemon.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
No, I said there for.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
You don't spell it out, Daisy.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
My man Ca was out of here.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
So it's fine, are we I didn't know Pokemon made
girls virgins too, that's funny.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Yeah, my daughters are both virgins and both never had
a boyfriend because of.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
The yellow thing.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Do you think it's maybe less Pokemon and more that
they see you run around and they're like.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
No, I didn't run around that much. Their dad is
the run around they see their dad. You know, my
Eggs has had like ten girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
It seems to me like it's it's it's.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
It's my Eggs that has ruined my daughters because they
see what a dog is chat as little, I'm dry, okay,
sorry sorry, Oh no, sorry, Carlos, You're not a dog, not.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
The one that's just that we know. Not the same Carlos.
This is your baby's daddy, not that Carlos.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Hot Tag Ryan, you are hilarious Mexican muggles.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I got a candy see man, you just made me
spit my water. God, keep up the great work. Love
the show, Swirls will do.
Speaker 12 (32:51):
Hot Tagg cabbage eating mustache seat, cabbage eating mustache sheet,
Cabbage eating mustache sheet?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Call back? What is that call back from yesterday? And
then a call back to Miguel's Let's see hot They Good.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Morning, Musters.
Speaker 13 (33:09):
I went to Alex's Red Birthday Bashed last weekend. It
was a sold out show in Melbourne. They're advertising a
star spangled Slammer show on July twenty fifth.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
This car is gonna have Kevin Nash Chimes, Storm buff
Back with all these great wrestlers. I love to see
Onyx to one and tune Tim out there and get them.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
On the bill.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Well, we'll work on that, thank you. We'll try to
do that. I know Onyx has something coming on, right
are we advertising that yet?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
There? No particular show has been postponed. Damn man.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Well loves the hot take crush.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
All right, Daisy, have a great trip to Mexico.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
I will it.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Had fun with Ryan going to the soccer today.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
What Angel to my gosh, we gotta go right my.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Next Friday, Jesus, next Friday the Crimson House. Join us
for the Crimson House next Friday out of New Sumburna Beach.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's gonna be a great time. Angel. What you got
barely a dump? How about you?
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Ryan?
Speaker 7 (34:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
They follow me at Ride Homes Comedy Stay Dune for
the news.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Joking right after the mouse was been at three o'clock.
It's the Jim Kober Show. We're back tomorrow for a
Friday edition to do our things. I'm dazy, Angeling.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Ride home and mess of Merry Man and one Boy
Mouse populating rush a little world.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
To thank you so much for listening. We gotta go home.
We gotta hell up out of hair Show.
To the Monsters. Warnedge you ever radio one on four
point one. I want you to join us next Friday.
Next Friday, the Monsters will be kicking off summer at
the Crimson House. We got a lot of fun stuff
planning for you, man. We'll be there from six to eleven.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Get there.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
It's Noosemhmer on a beach. We got free breakfast buffet
thanks to begel King. Thank you guys or They've done
a great job every time we've been there. It's a
full on buffet. It's great. Of course, all the monsters
are gonna be there. Unfortunately Daisy can't make up, and
everybody else is gonna be there. Savannah's gonna be there, Angelique, Amber, Angel,
Ryan and myself will all be there next Friday, free breakfast. Oh,
(00:36):
we got the Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug will be performing.
Tyler King is gonna have a world premiere of the
first song he's ever written and he's gonna do that
live with Monster. Matt read Fully will be performing, Sean
Holcomb will be performing, and the wine stomping competition. We're
gonna need to get grapes. I'm working on getting grapes.
We've got the stomping thing to do. We got that,
(00:57):
but we're gonna need grapes. We'll work on that a
little bit more, maybe tomorrow. But it's next Friday. It's
the Crimson House. It's going to be a great time.
So we can't wait to see everybody for a live
broadcast with the monsters.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
And then the night before Ryan is.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Doing a trivia it's a Ryan Trivia Night, and we'll
all be out there, uh to check out Ryan for
Trivia night at the Crimson House. So it's a Thursday
night and a Friday morning. It's gonna be a great
time at the.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Career off the next day, so you know you're off
that day on Friday. Everybody listening to this.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
A lot of people, Yeah, a lot of people will
be off that Friday. Yeah, so join us next week.
It will be great. Now it's time for the King
of Denmark, Ryan Holmes to make his daily proclamation.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Proclamation.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
She's not.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Mr. Brought to you by that mortgage guy. Done from
that mortgage guy done dot Come yesterday, my mom left
for Africa.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
You said she wasn't gonna go.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Yeah, she was in the emergency room up until about
five hours before she had to leave for her plane ride,
and she's like still going anyways.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
She's hard headed like someone else I know.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Honestly, I was mad at the doctors for letting her
go because it's insane to let a seven year old,
seventy one year old woman who is just in the
er go to Africa. That I was trying to tell them.
I'm like, keep her in here for like one more day.
She'll miss her flight, it'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
But now she's gone. You keep saying seventy one. She
does not like you say it like she's old. She's not.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I'm saying it like it's reality. Yeah, but she's seventy
one years.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
There are some people there are seventy one that are decrepit,
and there's some people are certainly one, that are in
great shape.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
She's in great shape.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
No, she's not.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
All she does is drink diet.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Coke and sit around all day like it's not it's
not the it's not like she's working out or doing
anything crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I watched her carrying all of your kettle corn to
the booth the other day and working her ass off harder.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Than let your mom go to Africa at seventy one.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
My mom at seventy one, I would have Yeah, they
went to Hawaii, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
To go camp in the middle of the massa mare
frigging desert.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Dude. They make it look like it's really really tough.
All it is.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
All the animals are behind a big there's big fencing areas.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
No, there's not.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
This is looking at actual straight. I have looked it up.
I've watched the videos. They're in the actual Serengetty Savannah.
I don't know what it is, but like there's it's
not animal kingdom, and she's setting up tents much like
Yellowstone nineteen twenty two or whatever, where like lions could
like come bite your ass.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I don't know. Soince she's gone, she went anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I don't have this sunk cost fallacy thing that people get,
Like She's like, well, I paid X amount of money
and if I cancel now, I would only get I
would miss out on fifteen percent of that money.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
And it's like, okay, all right, that's a small price
to pay. Yeah, she's living, you know what, living her
best life.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
God, she's not seventy one.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
She don't even like Africa. She thinks she likes Africa.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's the thing.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
My mom my mom is always If you went to
my mom's house, it was filled with pictures of Africa
of like no really of like zebras and elephants, and
she had all these like little Africa statues and stuff
like that.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
So this is a dream of hers for her entire life.
You want to wait another five years?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
No, do it now? No, she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
People like to romanticize things that like they don't. They
wouldn't actually like like I think about this with butt
stuff all the time, Like I don't.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Really want it.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
It's just a fun idea, you know what I.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Mean, what you're talking about had shut up your Debbie.
He doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Everything's got a Debbie Danner. I'm like literally stressed the
f out is what I am. Like.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
I'm not trying to reveal too much, but I did
get to like kind of capture when we were doing
post show stuff and I captured a part of the
conversation that he was having with his mom, and uh,
it's I know, it sounds like he's being Debbie Downer,
but it was a real genuine moment where it's a
son concerned about his mom because she's in the hospital
and it seems like mom's not taking things. Uh, that's
(05:40):
serious at all, like on a level of like I
know we do show stuff and everything, but that was
the side of Ryan that I didn't think that he
had the capacity or the gear for I have no no,
just because I mean, there's no reason why I would
know that about or know that.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
You have it.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Like it's okay, I just I love my mom. She's
paining the ass sometimes, but like I definitely never want
any thing to happen to her.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Right.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
And here's another thing, Like I'm just telling where my
head's at for the next like week or so. Here's
a map of where in a bola outbreak is happening.
See that blue area that for a bola is happening.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Where she's going.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Let me show you where my mom is going. Oh,
it's right next to where the blue area would be.
He's going to Tanzania, next to Rwanda and Burundi, which
is where the goddamn a bola is happening. So I'm
mildly concerned, not for no reason, you understand what I'm saying.
So it's not even that she's camping out in the
middle of this this this animal preserve. It's not it's
(06:33):
not that like us, she's just seventy one. It's not
that there's even no bathrooms anywhere for hundreds of miles,
there's also a bola. And if she gives me a bola,
I'm a piss.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Do you think there's a possibility that you've cried wolf
so many times been so worried about so many things?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
You know what?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
For? You know what?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
People forget about the boy who Cried Wolf story, The
wolf actually comes a.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
God. Ryan's worried about everything. I'm not even gonna take it.
I am worried about things. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Like you would just let your mom go to Africa
willy nilly on her own, by the way, and not
worry about it.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
But I do. I can't.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I cannot help that. But like, I'm sure she'll be fine.
I'm probably, but she's not going to have the experience
she thinks she's gonna have. She's romanticized this like way
too much.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Why do you say that it might be the greatest thing.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I've romanticized going to Ireland, and when I went, it
was better than I thought it was gonna be.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
She might be the same thing for her.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Like I thought in Africa how you dare compare.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No, I'm just saying as sorry as romanticizing something, and
I've romanticized it.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And once I got black and white, it was better than.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
When I thought it was going to be. She has
been thought thinking about this forever. She might get over
there and go, this is better than I thought. That's
the way I look.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I look at.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
The I think dirty, because I met your mom?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Dirty?
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Is she thinking of BBC over there? I'm just I'm
just because I met your mom.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Me though, that is a thing. Though I know there's
a thing, there's a continution of like older women that
go to travel to Africa and then just get banged
out that my mom is not doing that. She's going
on so far. She's not going to Nigeria hitting the clubs.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
But that isn't ever tell you Ryan, just like I.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Wanted to have.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
I made her put the damn Life three sixty thing
on her phone like a tracker around the world. So
it's that doesn't help. Ain't no clubs that she's going to.
But that is a thing.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
You see her heart rate going up. You know what's happening.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
I'm gonna I would like to call a parlay.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
It's gonna be an elephant trunk parlay on this.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
We don't get to talk about my mother like that.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
That is not talked about. Someone needs to.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Explain that talk like that about my mom. No, no, no,
don't about your friend because.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
My mommy, explain to you. He's trying to explain to you.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
Don't defend your friends.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
It's not defending your friend. This is Russ's fault. He's
the one that introduced the Koruma parlay parlor.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
This is rua what means I don't even know what
it is. I was trying to say, my mama, I'm
gonna talk bad about your mama.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
And I met your mama. You didn't even meet my mama.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You are the only one that was talking about your mama.
You're the one who brought your mom and.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Your mama and your mama's freaky. Your mama's freaky.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
We're not talking about my mom anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
New rule.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
We're not gonna talk about my mom and her whatever
goes on like.
Speaker 7 (09:34):
Jess, like I brought up the New Jersey guy, you
brought up your mama, So now we're gonna talk about your.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Mama anyway back to Africa?
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Okay, Sorry, Angel, I get aggressive when it comes to
my mom.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Not with me. He's the one that's asking you, and
you're yelling at me.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Okay, okay, what what's parley?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
I'll tell you later.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Let me tell you.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
Okay, I'm sorry, sorry.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
It's okay, okay.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
I think it would be a cool story to say, like,
my mom died in Africa. Like people like, what right,
what happened your mom? Your mom passed? I heard she
died in Africa? Oh my god, what happens she felt?
Might it be like, like, if you don't ask any
more questions, it would sound like she got eaten by
a lion. That's kind that would be kind of.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
How many people have been eaten by lions in the
past ten years on trips to Africa.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh that's a great question, people, but it's less than ten.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
I think you just told me to let him do
his bid. Now you got him doing research for lion attacks.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I was trying to get you guys to stop arguing.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
There's a much bigger numbers than I thought it was was.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
I thought it was gonna say zero.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
It does not if.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
You had to guess, Russ.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Let's just go around the room.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Rust.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
How many people you think get eaten by lions globally
each year, every year, every year.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
Ten Okay, it easy, it's.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Gotta be at least a thousand.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay, angel people get eaten.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Oh yeah, it's between one hundred and two. One hundred
and fifty people each year are eaten by lie no people,
I'll tell you that right now. It's more than shark
attacks by like tripled.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Your mom could out run a lion couln't she?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
That's a scary number. I didn't know that that was
the thing. Now it just made it worse. He's gonna
he's gonna worry more. Yeah, that's that's whacky.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Uh what about g the zels?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:32):
What what animal in the SERENGEI kills more people?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So I have the deadliest animals on earth. Number one
is mosquito by far.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
And it's serious right now, because they give you in malaria.
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah, I hope she got her malaria shot.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
But then it's snakes, snakes.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
One hundred thousand people are killed by snakes every year,
lots of snakes in Africa. But then it's dogs, dogs, dogs.
Thirty thousand people worldwide die from dog attacks.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Yeah, you go homes either because rest brought off the
right question. What's the most dangerous predators? The top predators
in the serengetti. Yeah, okay, okay, top predator It can't
be lion.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
African line is number one. It is number one.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Okay, how about so okay, that's uh, it's on the list,
but not as a predator. Remember, hyenas will come in
after you've already been deceased. So it's yeah, it's African byans.
And then the dial crocodiles are one and two, and
then the most aggressive though herbivores are gonna be and elephants,
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the Kate buffalo okay, and then uh then and then
mom's got to watch out for the black.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Mamba, genuine.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Not Kobe.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Listen, Ryan, Okay, I defended my mom from.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Is not gonna apply to me? Then it doesn't apply
to anybody.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Care.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
I don't even know it is gonnapply. I don't know what.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Anyway, go back to Mexico if I am, But listen, Ryan,
if my mom has been doing this thing with this bicycle,
man just accepted, Ryan, you're gonna have a black.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
Dad that would bother me. He would like, look, I'd
be happy for my mom if she's met somebody. And
after I heard they got some princes over there in Nigeria,
if you just send me.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Yes, they do. Remember the Barack Obama, His dad was
like some kind of prince and then they had like
twelve wives. Your mom can be one out of twelve.
It would be fantastic.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
Man.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
She can just visit when she wants to.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
And because she's a princess, she can like go over
there and like do whatever she wants.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
And she's older now so she doesn't have to have
twenty babies.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
You don't interrupt her. She's gonna keep talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
That mortgage guy down that morning got down dot com.
There's no way to recover from that. Uh look at it. Hey,
you know what's better than a tent out in the
middle of the desert nowhere a house here in Florida.
And don can help you get a mortgage at that
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Speaker 2 (14:11):
Don't miss the boat.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
Compare your quote with that mortgage guy down and check
out a show from nine to ten thirty here on
real Radio.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's awesome.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
He'll help me get a house. He helped my mom
get a bunch of mortgages that you apparently won't need
any mortgage about to get eat by a lion. So whatever,
go there today that mortgage guy down dot com. And
so it shall be.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
If you want to leave us a message or a
hot take, or throw something in there. I got a
question for Daisy.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Just on the iHeartRadio app, click on the microphone, leave
us a message and we'll play those at the end
of this end of the show.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the match of the morning.
I'm putting the word out there. We need we need
grapes for next Friday. Apparently we need special grapes.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Though, dude, if anybody, well, we could use all we
can do. Any kind of grip.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
We can use grapes.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Grapes we don't know, okay, because the people were texting
us saying that we needed there' seles a difference between
the grapes that we used for wine and then grape
grapes incorrect.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
There, We can use any kind of grape because of
the way they're gonna make the wine. We just we
just need grape juice, just grape juice. So any kind
of grapes. So we're making jail house wine. We're making
jailhouse wine. I didn't say it's gonna be like the
best wine in the world. What is making wine? And
we're gonna auction off the wine that's made, uh at
the end of the year, because it's gonna take wild
for it to firm it. Remember my remember Mary Ellen
(15:28):
made that wine that one year and I gave you
guys all the wine.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Didn't go blind for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, it's good wine, but but it's you know, it's
not gonna win in.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
A wane toes.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, that wasn't. This will be though. So we need
grapes for next Friday. Please help out, and and it's
gonna help us raise money for the Carl K Cancer
Screening Fund. And next Friday We've got it's gonna be
a great show. We got the Stubborn Cowgirl and Doug
are going to perform for you. Tyler King is going
to debut a brand new song with Monster Music Man
(16:01):
Matt read Foley's going to perform Sean Holcombe and we're
gonna have the win stomping competition and you get free
breakfast next week at the Crimson House.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Yes, Angel I just wanted to give a shout out
to Ken the driver. He's super generous and he dropped
off bagels est today from a new place called H
and H Bagels.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Yeah, so there were bagels and the coffee was absolutely fantastic.
Apparently it's a buddy of his. But again, just thanking
Ken for his generosity for doing that. So did anyone
tell you we had bagels?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Daisy?
Speaker 4 (16:30):
I saw two on the floor and I was super mad.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
I there's a whole back of them though I picked
those up, but there's a whole other bag full of
them that didn't hit the floor.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
So, Daisy, how come in and tell me?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I literally thought you saw it? Because it's not an
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
I don't read minds man, that's rus lady.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
You walked right by it. You you made it a
point to tell me about the two on the floor,
but you didn't take.
Speaker 7 (16:50):
A if they were from Take.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Two seconds, lady for you to go over there and look.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
Daisy, how how excited are you that you're going to
going to go watch the soccer match with Ryan and
then go out to a comedy show.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
I'm so excited Ryan and I can't believe you're doing
this with me.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
This is gonna be great.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Here's what I suggest.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I'm gonna take a nap.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Let me show you something I want to look out for. Ryan.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
I'm none.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
No wait, I was teasing, right because I like to
pick on Ryan. It's my my favorite thing to do
is to pick on Ryan. And I was saying that
that you should pay him to drive you. I think
so he's safe and okay, you should pay somebody else
will drive you both. That way, he doesn't get in trouble.
I don't want him getting in trouble. So so, you know,
(17:36):
you get a driver to drive you both. That way,
he can be treated like a superstar like he is.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
You know.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
I agree. Look, Ryan, here's my proposal. It's really cute.
It's really gonna be good.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
It's gonna be indecent nice.
Speaker 7 (17:48):
I'm gonna keep it good because I like I. I
love Christina. Don't want her to beat my ass. I
really think she's great. Okay, here's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Ryan. I'm gonna go from here.
Speaker 7 (17:58):
Since I've been drinking, I'm gonna hap until noon, eat
lunch at one, and then after that when I wake
up and I'm no longer drunk, zero drunk. I'm gonna
pick you up from your house, drive you to that location.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
No, no, no, I'm a drive him. Listen to the plan. Man,
I have a plan now, because when I'm drunk, I.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Plan good.
Speaker 6 (18:24):
People.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
Yeah, best plans. The best players are when you're drunk.
Speaker 4 (18:27):
So I'm gonna be fair.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I do that all the time.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
It's the only reason I've ever gone on vacation because
I was drunk and I bought airline tickets.
Speaker 7 (18:33):
Ryan wait for my plan. Man, So I'm gonna take
I'm gonna pick you up, take you to this place.
Speaker 4 (18:38):
You said it's in a pop Ca.
Speaker 6 (18:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yeah, So your place is in Maitland, right, which is here?
Speaker 7 (18:43):
Okay, So I'll drive back up because I live living Yes,
I do live in Orland.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
What am I saying?
Speaker 7 (18:53):
So I'm gonna drive back up to Maitland, take you up,
take you to the soccer game. Depending on how drunk
we are, We're gonna get an uber to go to
Funny Bone, right, or you know, we can hire somebody else.
Whatever sounds like a plan, and then and then we'll
have fun there and then I'll uber back to my
(19:14):
car because but.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Then I won't be drunk anymore, and then I'll drive home.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
What time do you have to be at the airport
tomorrow to give to Mexico?
Speaker 7 (19:23):
I have time, like I can sleep and then like
pack a few things and go. Well, yeah, I told
my kids I'm buying all their stuff in Mexico.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
He promised you he was in, right, is he in?
Are you in? Ryan?
Speaker 4 (19:33):
Ryan?
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Don't back out now, man, Ryan, I'm down for one
of those.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Things, only one. He can only do one?
Speaker 3 (19:41):
So what if you know six o'clock a m. Friday morning?
That's the problem. So like this can get out of
hand real fast. I've been to Garrattalla. They pour a
mean margarita next thing. I had three or four of
those things, and like I am dacy.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
You're gonna love this place. Control which which bartenders are
absolutely Which do you.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Think is more prudent for you to do? Go to
Cabaldi's and watch the soccer or go to the comedy
when you'll be late at night. I think the soccer
sounds better.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
Oh, so you're gonna encourage him to go out on
a school I Meanwhile, I was my birthday weekend. I
didn't do anything because I was cognizantnother show. Because if
that's the case that I'm gonna I'll beat you. Come on,
I'll beat you guys.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Just just so.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
You know, I said happy birthday to you online and
you don't even like it.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
You're right, because I don't should have texted me. He
don't pay attention to online.
Speaker 7 (20:31):
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
I text a group chat and I said happy birthday Angel.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
In the group chat.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
I don't think so, so I need to direct message.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah I think she did.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Actually, Okay, okay, so you come out with us and
right here.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Think I'm a part of that group chat. Yeah, you're there.
It's this happy birthday Angel, Yeah, the last one.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Like it.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
I apologize you see that. I'm going to.
Speaker 7 (20:57):
And I even put a pointing errow to your head.
Speaker 4 (21:02):
Remember like.
Speaker 7 (21:04):
To go to Instagram and pointing arrow to your head.
Speaker 2 (21:09):
He's loving it. He's liking it.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Hey. Angel lives close to Ryan, so you can pick
them both.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
I can pick you both up. We both go to
the Durabaldi toorrow morning.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Let's go do this.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Let's go, and then we go to the comedy show.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Russ has given us permission Tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Part of being a pro means you show up here
and we'll do it.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Can I sleep under the desk like Bubba?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Don't you judge? All of us have done that. True story,
True story.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
I don't have to come tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
I just have to like be human enough by noon
to take my humans to Mexico.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Human.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I'm fine, exactly human enough.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
I'm down.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
I just need a little leeway tomorrow if I'm doing that.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
So how many people you think are going to be
going out to watch the first game of the I
think you will.
Speaker 5 (22:03):
Be surprised around such a floor to the different watch
parties that are popping up all over the place.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Yeah, Ael, I mean Angel's doing one next week at
Walter's tavern right where, and you're giving away World Coach tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (22:14):
I'll be giving away tickets tomorrow night at Alixer seven
thirty to nine thirty, and then Walter's Tavern Saturday.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
So tomorrow night at Alixer.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yes, okay, I like ax.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
I know, like holler Back is not only hosting the
Germany Games, but they're hosting a bunch of games throughout
the time, and you could like, like I said, it's
like thirty five bucks. They have like an upstairs now
and it's like this really nice like kind of bankers,
some DJing in that right. Yeah, yeah, it's awesome. You
get food and then like you obviously pay for drinks
and whatnot. But that's a great place to watch soccer
(22:45):
because like you get you get people that super passionate.
Speaker 5 (22:47):
I think Toffees is doing some stuff, you know, and
while you're at any of these events, make sure, you know,
wa wash it all down with some michelob ultra.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
So that's right, Daisy, when you're in when you're in Mexico,
will everyone be going in going to watch parties and
stuff in Mexico to watch the World Cup?
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Darling over there we party like animals. I'm not gonna
lie like you guys. You American people think you had
this party and stuff down. You guys don't have it down.
Like I remember my axsessment was like, oh, let's go
to like tailgating for the football games for like the Gators,
And we used to go to the what are these
the one the no? Yeah, like we used to go
(23:25):
to that all the time, to the tailgating. And I
was trying to tell him, like, dude, come to Mexico.
He was scared of the cartel, but don't worry about it.
Speaker 4 (23:32):
The point is he never came to Mexico, so he
doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Shut up, right, they shut the city down.
Speaker 7 (23:37):
Oh, we shut everything down, just saying we have a
different level of enjoyment.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
So if the game game time here is going to
be three o'clock, So what's the time in three o'clock here?
Speaker 2 (23:50):
What's it? What time is me?
Speaker 4 (23:52):
So they're like two hours behind?
Speaker 2 (23:54):
Oh so it's like noon almost.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
Then yeah, it's listen and we shut it down. And
then Mexico like, well laaa went all out. Oh no,
but this one's in Mexico City, right, the one we're
watching is like Mexico City actually did a drone thing,
kind of like Japan and Tokyo do with the drone
show and stuff.
Speaker 4 (24:16):
It was freaking cool.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Yeah, well Americas needs to learn from that. So yeah, man,
you guys are over here only doing one Super Bowl
a year. You guys need to do like a lot
of Super Bowls and like a lot of really fun stuff.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
Well, you know, how much like when we talk about
the World Baseball Classic and how much like the energy
from that and how we see the fans a couple
of years ago when they were in Miami. We saw
all the fans from all over the world there and
how fevered they were and everything. So imagine that time's
ten when it comes to their national soccer team.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
I'm enjoying what's going on with the NBA, the NBA Finals.
I think it has been.
Speaker 7 (24:55):
I like that Cardi B did the halftime show. I
saw her big old booty out there doing the last night.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
The next came back from a twenty nine and twenty
nine there were down twenty nine points, came back and
one with one second left.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
That was pretty cool.
Speaker 7 (25:09):
That was good, Okay, But I don't know, like, can
you guys do more marketing for Mexicans.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
I don't know what's going on over there.
Speaker 5 (25:16):
Like here's like it's awesome, Like Russ, it would be
interesting to see as awesome as that last night's final,
as soon as I get the TV numbers, and then
I'd love to compare it.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
To because again the world cout that won't compare. Yeah,
and so that's that's the thing.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Yeah, you know, yeah, but they made market you know
what I'm saying, Like if they did more marketing, then
then the Mexicans would be.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
Like, But NBA teams go to Mexico City. They do fantastic.
The NBA teams that go to Mexico City.
Speaker 4 (25:45):
You're talking Mexico City. You know, Mexico's super big. You
know Mexico City.
Speaker 5 (25:50):
The NFL goes to Mexico City as well. They got
three NFL teams that go to there.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
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I've got a lot of entertainment plan for you. We're
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Speaker 9 (26:36):
Radio, and they said one, well, Daisy is leaving on
a jet plane tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Yeah, that's what I want to say.
Speaker 7 (26:50):
Way to medicol You know, Donald Trump keeps saying go
back to your country. He sounds good, right now, okay country.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I'm going to my country to enjoy soccer.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
There you go, all right, you can have a birthday
party with WWE.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
But his best friend Hull Cogain is not there because
he already died.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
You're right, you're you're you're speaking truth. You're speaking you see.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
I know some Americans.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Stop there you go.
Speaker 7 (27:17):
Yeah, yeah, if it's only two or three things, but
I know something.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
Do we have any hot taches?
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Right, No, let's just let her go for like the
last ten minutes because.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
I'm already drunk, so I love her about Americans.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
It's time for all right.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
If you want to important to showing you the iHeartRadio
app used the talk back function after you said US
is the number one pre set. Of course, it's very important,
or as Daisy would say, movie importante.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
That's right, hot, They.
Speaker 10 (27:50):
Very rarely do we exist in the world where two
things converge together to where you can give Daisy and
Ryan's mom the same advice.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
He fail, we fail, we quiet.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
That was Elle murphudd, Elle murphu hot Ting.
Speaker 11 (28:12):
I think it's funny when Russ is moving so fast
that he doesn't quite get the joke, even when it's
something as obvious as l murphud, Like in the Flintstones
when they got to stop the car. I picture of
his mind putting down his little feet stop the car
so he can catch up and get the joke. Oh damn,
the Flintstones. Oh that must have been your favorite cartoon, dude.
They all ran around and bare feet all the time. Anyway, Hey, listen,
(28:35):
somebody drive Daisy home from the studios because anyway, little.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
I don't usually do it this much, but I did
it today.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Okay, hot thing, Good morning monsters.
Speaker 12 (28:49):
Hey Ryan, you nim be wavering hypo chonduract. My mother
hung up her scuba tanks when she was eighty eight
diving at night with mann raised in Hawaiian. Let your
mother do what she wants to do. It's her life,
(29:10):
and stop freaking out. Have a great day.
Speaker 3 (29:14):
I just don't want to have to be inconvenience flying
over to Africa, pick up her body that's been chomped
on by lions.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I wish my mom was out doing stuff. I wish
she was going, yes.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
And they just stay home all day.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Sitting at home doing nothing. Man, I wish she was
out there in Africa with your mama.
Speaker 4 (29:32):
It's not going to be a lion that's gonna take
care of her.
Speaker 8 (29:35):
Just saying hot monsters, morning kings, would hear. All inquiring
minds are wondering, Daisy, do the stray dogs over in
Mexico eat pasta and spaghetti like the dogs in Cuba?
Speaker 2 (29:53):
Do they do it in Cuba?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Why spaghetta fed good over in Cuba?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
The story of our road.
Speaker 4 (30:01):
Our stray dogs.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
Stray dogs eat tacos, and they love rabbits and they
love rats.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
No, in Cuba, if the dog has a little tag on,
people who own restaurants and stuff have to feed the dogs.
That's part of the because I guess Castro loves animals
or whatever. So I was there and I saw someone
They fed this dog a whole thing of spaghetti because
like you have to, the dog has a tag on.
That's how they take care of their stray animals.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
I didn't even love cubans eat pasta they do? What
about that next thing? Hi, I'm ai guy.
Speaker 8 (30:39):
I would love to hear a tune too, Ai or Daisy.
Speaker 7 (30:45):
That would be too fishy and sharky because he would
take a good bite out of this.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Okay hat thing. So, Daisy, for summer vacation, your thirteen
year old is going to skin a rabbit stab his grandmother.
I'm Bang's cousin.
Speaker 4 (31:02):
No what that's not rested?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
What a summer? Yeah, he's never gonna forget it. When
I was thirteen, I just wanted to play Pokemon all summer.
Much better, much better.
Speaker 7 (31:14):
I wonder I'm doing a good job as a mom
sending them to Mexico. Pokemon is stupid, man. You know
my daughters did to Pokemon and look at them. They're
nerds and they never had a boyfriend. They're twenty one
and eighteen and zero boyfriends.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
That's what Pokemon and they played. I can't say that word.
You said a word.
Speaker 3 (31:31):
You can't say, Yeah, she's a stupid Pokemon.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
No, I said there for.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
You don't spell it out, Daisy.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
My man Ca was out of here.
Speaker 3 (31:44):
So it's fine, are we I didn't know Pokemon made
girls virgins too, that's funny.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Yeah, my daughters are both virgins and both never had
a boyfriend because of.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
The yellow thing.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
Do you think it's maybe less Pokemon and more that
they see you run around and they're like.
Speaker 7 (32:00):
No, I didn't run around that much. Their dad is
the run around they see their dad. You know, my
Eggs has had like ten girlfriends.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
It seems to me like it's it's it's.
Speaker 7 (32:11):
It's my Eggs that has ruined my daughters because they
see what a dog is chat as little, I'm dry, okay,
sorry sorry, Oh no, sorry, Carlos, You're not a dog, not.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
The one that's just that we know. Not the same Carlos.
This is your baby's daddy, not that Carlos.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Hot Tag Ryan, you are hilarious Mexican muggles.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
I got a candy see man, you just made me
spit my water. God, keep up the great work. Love
the show, Swirls will do.
Speaker 12 (32:51):
Hot Tagg cabbage eating mustache seat, cabbage eating mustache sheet,
Cabbage eating mustache sheet?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
Call back? What is that call back from yesterday? And
then a call back to Miguel's Let's see hot They Good.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Morning, Musters.
Speaker 13 (33:09):
I went to Alex's Red Birthday Bashed last weekend. It
was a sold out show in Melbourne. They're advertising a
star spangled Slammer show on July twenty fifth.
Speaker 6 (33:23):
This car is gonna have Kevin Nash Chimes, Storm buff
Back with all these great wrestlers. I love to see
Onyx to one and tune Tim out there and get them.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
On the bill.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Well, we'll work on that, thank you. We'll try to
do that. I know Onyx has something coming on, right
are we advertising that yet?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
There? No particular show has been postponed. Damn man.
Speaker 3 (33:49):
Well loves the hot take crush.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
All right, Daisy, have a great trip to Mexico.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
I will it.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Had fun with Ryan going to the soccer today.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
What Angel to my gosh, we gotta go right my.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Next Friday, Jesus, next Friday the Crimson House. Join us
for the Crimson House next Friday out of New Sumburna Beach.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
It's gonna be a great time. Angel. What you got
barely a dump? How about you?
Speaker 6 (34:23):
Ryan?
Speaker 7 (34:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:25):
They follow me at Ride Homes Comedy Stay Dune for
the news.
Speaker 2 (34:28):
Joking right after the mouse was been at three o'clock.
It's the Jim Kober Show. We're back tomorrow for a
Friday edition to do our things. I'm dazy, Angeling.
Speaker 5 (34:37):
Ride home and mess of Merry Man and one Boy
Mouse populating rush a little world.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
To thank you so much for listening. We gotta go home.
We gotta hell up out of hair Show.
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