May 12, 2026 • 41 mins
TUESDAY HR 3 Monster Sports - World Cup Cheif watcher. NBA Play-offs. Dog rescue. Dreama Little Miss Monster Burlesque.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Radio.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Welcome back to the Monsters in the Morning, Real Radio
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Speaker 3 (00:16):
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is at real radiomasters dot com. Welcome back. I'm Russ
with Ryan Jeff Howell here today. Hello Jeff, how you doing,
Russ Angel, Ryan, how are you guys? We are wonderful good.
I'll answer for.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
All of us. I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You looked a little time.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Actually, I'm a great I'm a great move. Got a
great night's sleep without my wife last night.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh man, So now you're gonna get your own bedroom?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh yeah, Well I'm gonna push that hard now.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's angel to bring your monster sports.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Box sports bots to you by Mark's been in real
estate coming on. And then I want to remind everybody, Uh,
this Saturday night, I'm gonna be at Kintyoshe's Irish Pop
in Orlando from four to six pm. It's you a
chance for you to win World Cup game tickets in Miami.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Heard to see uh Mick Ultram again. That's gonna be.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
This Saturday, four pm to six pm. Ki hideoshes Sorry
I said Katie, didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I it's kiddyosh h.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I like that name. Yeah, that's a good name. Hitdyoshe
is Irish Pop.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I like, you know, like some words you just want
to say, like U. As soon as he said it,
I wore a savage. I wanted to say that word.
Kittyoshe kyo yosha.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Don't this Saturday four pm to six pm again for
your chance to win some tickets. Speaking of World Cup, RUSS,
how about this, it's a big deal. It's a big deal.
How about this gig? I saw this and I wanted
to share this with you guys. So because it's we're
like about a month away from this Russ and ain't
(02:20):
gonna had it ready for you. This is the this
is one of the jobs that's available to you if
you if you're interested, right, all right, I need a job, okay,
So this is the position is called Chief World Cup Watcher. Okay, right,
that is that is your job, right right, and it's
for five and you're on Fox Sports. I gotta watch soccer,
(02:42):
all right now?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Check this out.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
So it's a chief World Cup watcher watching all one
hundred and four matches from a custom built personal office
in Times Square. You get obviously taken care of as
far as food and everything. It's all taken care of.
But people could watch you watching the matches and everything good.
(03:05):
I wanted to watch me watch the match. It's one
hundred and four matches. How much money do you think
that that they're going to pay the person who gets
this job? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And so I'm trying to think what would I take
for me to watch all one hundred.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Thirty It's over thirty nine days, so you're gonna be
in this spot for forty days, right, give it, give
it a take, right. I'm pretty certain Ryan would say
yes to this hands down.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
And they're this is a salary job with Fox Sports.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
To do this.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
How much do you think this person's gonna get paid? Okay,
so this is not like what it would take for
me to do it. This is oh no, no, no,
So this person's gonna get paid five thousand.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Dollars thousand dollars three hundred though three hundred thousand dollars
is ridiculously high.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm gonna go with a thousand dollars, one thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
This person is going to make fifty thousand dollars for
watching soccer World Cup soccer for forty thirty nine days.
It works out to one thousand, two hundred and eighty
two dollars a day, four hundred and eighty dollars a game.
That's five dollars and thirty four cents per game minute.
And you've suffered through it for fifty grand, and you're
(04:16):
posting and you're basically put up in a really cool
uh uh you know digs that right there in Times Square.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah pretty good.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, your food is taking care.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Of for you.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Hell, now you didn't say that.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Are you in there's cubicle? You know, twenty four hours
or something? You can get so the impression I got
you like David Blaine or something.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah. No, the impression I got like, when there's not
matches on, then you're like, then you're off the clock. Okay,
so but like when their matches on, you are, you know,
the official Chief World Cup watch.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, you're a spectacle. People are watching people. There's a guy.
They're paying fifty thousand dollars to watch them all. So
there's the guy, and I could do And you're posting
up in Times Square and that porky pigot more food.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
You really maybe watch it, you know, maybe after ten o'clock,
you know, paying Yeah, when you're when you're outside of
the FCC kind of regulation.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Right, scratches a lot.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Let's he answered, okay, past to get that looked at,
that's not bad. I mean, are you twenty dollars an hour?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I wonder if I.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Did that, if I if I would become a fan,
because I really don't like soccer, if I watched it,
If I did that, if your hatreds for soccer is personal.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
And I watched the whole thing, do you think I
would end up making soccer?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
All?
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Right?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Slovakia first, Croatia. Let's see who's up. Any of these
towns have buildings, Let's go.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, I don't think you would because it's personal for you.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Yeah, you know, you know, I just found out why
the announcers scream go like that. Why because you would
scream like that too if you were just woken up
out of a forty five minute boredom color coma god
screwed up.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
The real quick World Cup is is the part like,
if if I can make you care about it, it
would be like this.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So my big beef always with professional sports is like
they play for a team, no one's from that town.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
They only care about the money, and everybody's interchangeable. The
beautiful thing about the World Cup is you have to
be from that country or at least have some version
of citizenship in that country. A lot of these guys
have dual citizenship and they can pick where they want
to play. But if you're watching France, they're all from France.
You're watching England, they're all from England. And it's the ultimate,
(06:27):
like without fully going into World War three, where the
world gets to like really like, you know, push each
other around a little bit. It's so fun and getting
into it is one of the most fun things to do.
So you're channing USA, you're wearing the USA stuff and
you're like, and when you beat like a small Caribbean nation,
you feel good about it.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Everything that you said is absolutely correct. Rush, tell me
America's number one soccer player. I don't know, see And
if they can't get Rush to know that part of it,
that's just the way. But he should know because we've
talked about it.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
We've got.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And he's coming.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Pull a sack, yeah, pull sick pull.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
But he saved the game with his junk, Like he
sacrificed his junk to save one.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Let's go America. Yeah, Christian is the guy, and he's
playing in Italy right now, but he's most.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Of my Catholic school could have been called Christian pull Aseck.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I gave you a curtise.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Anyway, all right, So there's that. So you're going to
watch all the games? I mean I can do that.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
So if there's a way for you, if if we're
looking for Elaine for you to get into this, you
got to watch the documentary on this kid. Right, he's
absolutely amazing. He's America's number one, he's captain America basically
in the in the American soccer and.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
He's all the things that you love. I just gotta
find a athlete that I went to get.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
He's all the things that you love when you're looking
for athletes that you're looking to for something to latch onto.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
This is the guy. All right.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
This is like he's gonna check off all the boxes
that you look for. Look up his game saving penis
wok okay. It was absolutely Do.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I type that into the computer type I thought you
said penis wise, but put it in the in the
work computer at home?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Speaking of soccer, we got MLS action tomorrow Orlando City
versus Philadelphia. That's gonna be at seven point thirty and
and we are home, so that's a home game, so
definitely get out there and check it out. We didn't
get a chance to talk about this yesterday, Russ, but
we had some NASCAR action over the weekend. Again it's
Watkins Glenn, one of my favorite racetracks, and shout out
to Van Ginsburg.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
He ended up winning.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
He's the basically Shane Van Ginsburg is the ace road
course driver, but he's developed New Zealand Australia. New Zealand Australia.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
He's but he is.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Like he's the one that they would bring in for
road courses in NASCAR, but over the last couple of
seasons he's become a just formidable guy on the oval
tracks as well. So he's really picking it up. So
but congratulations to him. And then we got f one
race this weekend, no and another week actually, well.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
The one in Miami go you went well, yeah, we
talked about it.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, yeah, well it went very very well. Let's go
to some NBA action because you know, oh yeah, because
it's just funny. So the Lakers played the Thunder.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
And they got swept. They got swept. Yeah, so Thunder
beat the Lakers one fifteen to one.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Ten.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I kind of wanted to see Lakers and the Knicks,
but that's not that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah, after that game, like Lebron James is thinking about
actually retired twenty four seasons.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
He's that he's straight.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
He set upset and he said he just wants to
stay home and make his wife sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's what he should do.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Clean up.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
He should retire. Man, he go out.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It was kind of on top. They went to the
you know, playoffs. Seed it wasn't like a terrible season
for him. It could get worse next year, he should
just go ahead and and say.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I did it.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I don't think we've seen the last of him. I think,
uh now, it'll be interesting. I don't know if he'll
continue to be a Laker. I do think that the
next team that he goes to it he will be
hunting for that ring.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
But here the Atlanto Magic need a guy.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
He would never go to the Orlantoway. So we don't
have to worry. Yeah, we don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
So but so the yeah, Oklahoma City Thunder finish out
the sweep beat the Lakers four zero. Now they're sitting
there at the conference semifinals. Meanwhile, Minnesota Timberwolves and the
San Antonio Spurs are locked up at two games apiece
and their next game is tonight eight o'clock. We'll see
the league came out. I remember I showed you guys
that elbow that winby through uh the other night. They
(10:59):
didn't suspend them for the game. Good, So he's going
to be available tonight.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
He has a lot of betting going on the weekend
out and so so Boston's out right, Uh yeah, they
were out in the first round.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Oka's out seventy six. So it looks like it looks
like it's gonna be the Knicks in the East.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Right.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
The Knicks are in the in the in the conference finals.
They are waiting and that game is going to be
tomorrow because Cavaliers won. They're waiting the winner of the
Cavaliers Piston series. Cavaliers currently lead that series. Or I'm
sorry that series is tied two to two. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I am sure the NBA wants the Knicks to be
in the finals because when you got New York in
the finals, it gets more attention, more uh, you know,
more national people talk about it.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
It's it's a it's a bigger deal. Yeah yeah, yeah,
that's what's one of the what number one media market? Yeah, So, uh,
we'll see how that goes. I think that I think
the Knicks could handle whoever comes out of that series.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It's gonna.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I feel like it's gonna even though the Timberwolves are
giving the Spurs the business and they are playing out
of their mind.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I think if it goes seven games, the Spurs end
up get winning that series. But that's uh, that one's
probably the most fun series to watch right now. Russ
Uh to all the guys. You know how we fired
our head coach. Uh yeah, yeah, so he fired him
like a couple days after the Orlando Magic fired their coach. Y.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, and now he's having such a good chief. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
And then and then and then people started going crazy,
just going nuts, and they're like, oh, no, this is
who we should go after, this is who we should
go after. And that one name that kept going over
and over and over, Oh, go get Steve Kerr Randon
Magic should go get Steve Kurk play with us. Yeah,
Steve kurrz oh because he played with us. Oh, and
he's gonna leave Golden State to come to Orlando, right, Yeah.
Steve Kerr has just agreed to a two year contract
(12:42):
with the Warriors, u ending the speculation about a split.
The new deal will reportedly play Kerr, who is earning
about seventeen point five million annually as the highest paid
NBA coach. Guess what, The Orlando Magic will never ever
ever be at the top of the paying highest NBA
(13:03):
paid coach. They will never That's what I'm saying you
guys again, dreaming La La Land going after Herr and
going after all these guys. They're not going to pay
for that. They historically have never done that. You could
just that's how we lost. They were not willing to pay.
So again, remember they're running the Orlando Magic as a business.
(13:23):
There are other teams that run their their basketball teams
basketball first through and then business.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
And that's just who who owns the Magic Now.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It turns out the Piston It was Rich DeVoss, but
I don't know who it is now, the Still family.
It's a younger divorce.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Well, I mean those are the faces that we have
in front of us, but yeah, those are they're they're
still they're still the owners of the Orlando Magic and.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Education Secretary lady.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, and that's much as smart run the very nice.
Sorry to take a little break out, we got to.
I'm gonna help you out when we come back. Ryan,
you need another dog. We're gonna get you another dog.
He's adorable.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
We're gonna help this just does not want to help
you out.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
We're gonna help out the VIP Rescue of Central Florida
because they got a couple puppies that need to be adopted,
so we will bring them in.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
We got puppies here, We got puppies here. You want
a puppy. There's god. No, we're trying to Okay, I
need to get my mom a puppy.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
She needs a dog. Anyway, we'll do that when we
come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Monsters
in the Morning. Welcome back to the Monsters in the Morning.
I we're Radio one oh four point one broadcast live
on iHeart Radio.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
I am Russ Rowlands along with Angel Rivera and Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Jeff Holle here with us today and we have two
special guests.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Uh, I get this is one of those things where
my wife told me I was gonna do this, and
she never does that. This is not something Mary Ellen,
because oh no, you've got to talk to these ladies.
They're so wonderful. I don't even know how she met you, guys,
and you got to talk close to the microphone. Pam, right,
how did she even meet you?
Speaker 9 (14:59):
Facebook? Ask her for her dog homemade recipes?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, yeah, my wife makes the food for the dogs.
She makes it all from scratch.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Oh I thought you meant she was cooking a doll. No, no, no, no,
she cooks for the dogs. It takes her all day long.
And so you reached out for her for that, and
you have a rescue service and it's for for it
for poodle. I thought she said it was FORO for poodles.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Very important.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
You talk really close to the mic, we can't hear
you unless.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
The ip Rescue of Central Florida it stands for very
important Poodle Rescues. Okay, we do poodles, doodles and other
non shedding Now.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I got to tell you, growing up, that's all we
had was poodles. But but all my friends would make
fun of me for having a poodle because whatever reason,
that's not considered a tough dog. You know, you got
a poodle.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Does that still? Is that still a thing?
Speaker 9 (15:50):
Not so much now with the doodles. There's a lot
of you know, masculine looking poodles out.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
There, right, Yeah, yeah, no those dogs do? Are they are?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
They kind of the kind of crazy, kind of crazy, right,
Because the guy that invented the the labradoud said I
wish I never would have done it because he caught
him dumb.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Do you find him to be sort of not as
intelligent as other dogs?
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Well, they're not as intelligent that as a hundred percent poodle. Yeah,
they're trainable, but they're trainable.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I love poodles, to be honest with you, if I
didn't have what we have now the Canaan, I think
the next thing we're going to do is probably a poodle.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Helen, how are you doing today?
Speaker 10 (16:27):
I'm wonderful.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, so are you? Are you a part of the
vi VIP Rescue.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
I've been doing this for thirty nine years?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Thirty nine years? Okay, so what's your passion with uh,
with getting dogs adopted?
Speaker 10 (16:41):
Well, people ask frequently, don't you want to keep everyone?
And yes you do.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
You want to keep everyone, but then you need Yankee
Stadium to house everyone.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
So the joy for me is that every one of
these dogs.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Becomes a prince or princess and a home of their own, right, Okay,
that's the goal.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Did you ever miss any of the like? Yeah, because
you're you're taking are you like what's it called when
you like? Foster care?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
So you foster the dog for a little while, I
would fall in love with it and I wouldn't want
it to go away.
Speaker 11 (17:08):
No, you would, because the goal, again is that dog
needs to be not a foster anymore.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
It needs not to be warehouse. It needs to be
in a family person and it's forever home exactly.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
And these two are adorable.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
They're not running around crazy, they're not barking, and I
can't believe that they don't have a home.
Speaker 12 (17:26):
They're new to us.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Tell us, tell us about who do we have here?
But you can watch us on if you go to
a real radio monsters on YouTube. They're sitting here there.
I mean they're they're just as adorable as they can be.
They're looking around, not not being crazy.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
We have Benji here.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Benji, Benji will be a year old on May twenty ninth,
is a Shittu poodle blend okay, and he's a good boy.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
He's house trained.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
Oh wow, he's got his big bad appointment on Thursday
for the you know surgery.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Hey, Benji, come
over here.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I got to talk to you on you little sons.
So Benji want to run away? Benji's already house trained.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Benji's already house trained. He's out for adoption. He weighs
about thirteen pounds.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
That's the way to go.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Okay, So if somebody wants to adopt Benji, who's already
house trained.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I guess if it's a.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
If it's a poodle and a citure together, then basically
it doesn't doesn't shed right now?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
And people aren't allergic to those type of dogs.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
Right mostly not. Most people are allergic to dander and
different things.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
That know.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Poodle Shitsu's, Yorkis, Maltese are all kind of the non
shedding breeds.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
So are you okay, where where does Benji? When you
leave today? Does Bingji go home with you until you
get them? So you do this out of your house?
Speaker 9 (18:41):
I do this out of my house.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
And as a stinky a lot of dogs I mean
house stick, I mean, I mean, let's be honest with me.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
It looks like a walking in the house can like,
oh can I smell dogs?
Speaker 9 (18:53):
Or do you have a not today because it was
cleaning day?
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Oh okay, all right, but I only have three dogs?
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Only three? Okay, So you're not like a crazy dog
lady that has twenty Okay.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
Nice foster's foster one or two at a time.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Gotcha, Helen? Are you a crazy dog lady? Do you
have twenty in your house?
Speaker 10 (19:08):
Or do I do not? I have five?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Five? Okay, Well, you little crazy one that's this week
this week, so you'll do at least five in it?
Is that your limit? Five?
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Well, three of them are my own.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Oh you're your foster, so two foster. Now when the
two fosters come in, do the three that are yours
do they get jealous?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
No?
Speaker 11 (19:27):
No, they're used to the comings and goings. Oh you know,
it's just kind of a thing of hey, who's this? Yeah,
to have a sniff and everything's cool.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
And do they teach Do they teach the two new
dogs the rules of the household?
Speaker 11 (19:41):
Like sometimes they teach them things I don't want them
to know, but that's okay.
Speaker 10 (19:45):
Yeah, but yeah, they learn from each other.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
I have a pet door, and many the peaches came
in knowing a pet door, but some of the dogs don't.
And they look like it's a Harry Potter moment where
they walk through the wall at the train station. Yea, yeah,
and they'll look and they'll see these dogs s appeared
through this flap. And it takes a couple of experiences
and then finally they try it themselves and before you
know it, they're out the door and they've learned a
new skill.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
So they didn't teach them. Yeah, so there's another one.
He's he or she is Peaches. She's adorable. She's not barking,
she's got very very quiet. Is she house trained?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
We're working on that.
Speaker 11 (20:20):
She was a breeding dog. She is thirteen months old.
She had a litter of puppies. The puppies are now
approaching eleven weeks old. They've all been adopted. So you
do the math and you realize that she was quite
young herself when she had puppies.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Do they get sad because they miss their their their kids.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
She doesn't seem sad.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I think she looks sad to me when you told
me that story, I'm like, oh, she's missing her kids.
You brought in a sad dog. Peaches looks sad. She's
thinking about her kids.
Speaker 10 (20:50):
Look at peachas I interrupted her sleep this morning.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
That's a bit.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So Peach is very a young puppy and and up
for adoption and if they want okay, so if somebody
wants smiling in her pictures, I think she was right.
She just woke her up early. Now, okay, what do
you do because we know some other people that do adoptions.
Because Ryan adopted his dog and the you know, uh,
(21:19):
all the hoops you got to jump through in order
to adopt the dog with this this other service that
he goes through.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
It's like, I mean he had to go in and
do an interview. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of background checks
do you guys do for for the dogs?
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Well, we kind of do the same thing. We do
a background check. We we look and see if you
own your home, you have any back taxes? Red really,
you got me, she got.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Me to them.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
We look up the house online, you know, on Zillow,
and we're looking for homeowners. I mean some apartment dwellers
in rent are good as for certain dogs, right, And
then we do a phone interview and then a meet
and greet, usually with a home visit.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
So you do ye a whole to make sure. Now,
how many times have you, Helen? How many are you're
the tough one, I bet Helen? How many times have
you said Nope, that dog cannot go there this week?
Speaker 10 (22:16):
This week stop?
Speaker 11 (22:18):
No, Probably in all the years, probably about four or
five times in the thirty nine years.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
I've been doing this.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, yeah, And what was the reason you said no?
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Sometimes it's the dog. The dog is not bonding with
the people. You can see that there's not a connection, right.
And other times there are things that they'll say, well,
we have a fence yard, but the fence is not secure,
it's missing boards and there's no opportunity and you mentioned
it to them and they say it'll be fine.
Speaker 10 (22:43):
No, it won't be fine.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
You can't have a dog.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
So, yeah, because we're in it to advocate for the dog.
It's not about me. I'm not a drill sergeant, but
I have to advocate for the dog.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:54):
Some of these dogs come to us because they're strays.
They've come in through the animal shelter and they've been
through a lot in time. They've been strayed, so we
try to keep them as healthy and family as possible.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, and then you make sure, like if they have kids,
that has to be a consideration, right, So they have
one or two kids, but they have like six kids.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Does that make you go, well, no.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Six kids is fine, you know, it's afford them.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah the dog if he got six kids, well, Benji
is adorable.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And so those peaches and both dogs are available right now,
what do they do to get if they want to
get hold of you, if they would like to, you know,
fill out an application to adopt either one.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Of these dogs.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Sure, go to the website. I'm sure you haven't posted
up there. It's vip resucfl dot org. Fill on an
adoption application and then we check your vet references and
your personal references, your home and then the next step
is I send it to the foster, for example Helen,
and sometimes Helen doesn't even.
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Like it on paper, so we have to move to
the next one.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
So I'm kind of the gatekeeper, okay, and I try
to do most of the applications when I can. We
get a lot of referrals from previous adopters, a lot.
Our biggest challenge is not is not home. Yeah, it's
temporary foster homes and volunteers.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
So if anybody wants to be a temporary foster home
mom or dad or whatever, they can, they can get
hold of you for.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
That right on the website or call thisss phone numbers
right there on the website. We're always looking for volunteers.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yes, I just wanted to say I got a crate
from RUSS because I'm going to get a dog. But
I've been traveling a lot, but I'm slowing down, but
I want to get a dog that's like like very
old dog, you know.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
That's yeah, and bringing in.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
A couple of years.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Yeah, and then we'll just I'll just bet the dog
which one of us is going to die.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
But I did a place a fifteen year old not
too long ago. It's a permanent foster and that means
we pay for the vedding.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Oh really, hey, so did you get that? Did my
wife watch? Did my wife Mary only give you the
recipe for the dog food that she made?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
She did.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
She sent it to me in a personal message like
a print.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
It okay, good, good, good because made it because we
had a dog. Believe it or not, we had a
dog that lived to be twenty three years old. And
she always fed the you know the you know the
food that she makes like she won't she doesn't believe
in buying the the what do you call this little kibbles. Yeah,
she won't do that because it's not good for him.
So they get fresh food all the time. They eat
better than I do.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
That's not true. That's an exaggeration.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
But well, good, well, congrat listen, congratulations on all the
years you've been doing this.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I think it's awesome. These are adorable puppies. Uh, and
you can get them by going to it's VIP Rescue,
CFL dot Org.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
All right, well, thank you for coming in. We appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Good luck Benji, Good luck Peaches. Benji looks like he's
so cute. He looks like what Disney would draw.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Benji looks like something that would be in a in
a like a movie. Yeah, yeah, just beautiful and cute.
Now Peaches is just tired.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
She you're a sad doug dog out of here, like.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You know, I missed my kids.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Yeahs was a single mom.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
Her dad was a rolling stone.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Helen makes me go through the doggy door that you know.
All right, ladies, thanks for coming in. I appreciates all right,
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Now we got don't say it dream a little?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Is there?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Miss monster Burlesque? Hello, dream a little? How you doing?
Speaker 12 (27:03):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Jeff? Have you met Jeff Hall before?
Speaker 9 (27:05):
Absolute?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Of course, Angel and Ryan all here today. Those puppies
were adorable, weren't they? Did you make Did it make
you want another one?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Ryan?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
No? No?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Angel? Do you have a dog in the house now
or no?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Not on my place now?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
See you didn't come in and meet the puppy.
Speaker 12 (27:20):
Those were good, They were super sweet.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Those are sweet puppies.
Speaker 12 (27:23):
They were sweet.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Dream a little. How are you doing today?
Speaker 12 (27:25):
I'm doing awesome?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
And of course when you win, miss Monster Burless, you're
able to come in and kind of plug and promote
anything you got going on.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
And you were just telling me you don't really got
anything coming up, right.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
Yeah, I've got a couple of private parties and that's
about it. But you know, I just I just like
you guys so much. I wanted to come hang out.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
So when you say private parties, they know what goes
down at the private party because she talked to us
about her five year old and stuff. And so then
when she starts talking parties, I'm thinking pen the tail
and the donkey they're doing, you know, the little little
cupcakes or whatever. And then I remember she's a burless dancer.
So like the parties you're doing, are these like kitty
(28:05):
parties or this.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Has grown up?
Speaker 12 (28:07):
Kitty parties are illegal?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh okay, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I mean like you could have been doing kitty parties
for you get but like so you do b.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
For for we perform at private events all the time.
We'll get hired out, you know, sometimes for like fundraisers
or galas and stuff like that. People will hire us
to you know, even just do.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I don't know about like gala, but let's let's say
do it.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
A bunch of dudes want to have, you know, a
burless dancer for their buddies, you know, kind of surprising,
like is it expensive?
Speaker 12 (28:39):
Actly?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
More?
Speaker 8 (28:40):
It's definitely more than like if we were to be
hired at like a show or an event.
Speaker 12 (28:45):
Sure, because there's more that goes into it.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Sometimes we have to bring a second person depending upon
the nature of the party. But believe it or not,
get hired by wives more than we get hired by buddies.
Really yeah, buddies they just they just go higher surpers.
That's different.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I was really surprised when I started dipping my toe
into burlesque world, like how just like not for me?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
It was what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Like, I was like, this is for like ladies? Yeah, yeah,
it really is.
Speaker 12 (29:13):
Enough started as a way of protesting.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Oh yeah, you're.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Protesting because you can't make a sandwich.
Speaker 12 (29:21):
Yeah, it was No, it's feminist protest right there.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
So I saw a photo of you on your Instagram
the other day and I don't think you were inside
of a cake, but you were around a cake.
Speaker 12 (29:32):
Around it you're round.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Did you get in the cake?
Speaker 5 (29:34):
I did?
Speaker 12 (29:35):
I got in the cake.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
So, so you know, I used to have my party
rental company. We used to have a cake that we
would rent out. But it was so hard to keep
that cake clean. And my dad made it and my
dad made everything super heavy. It was like everything you
made with so the guys hated to deliver it, yeah,
because it was a big, heavy ass wooden cake.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
They are heavy because they are they're made of wooden.
They have to be really sturdy so you can climb
on that on that That was what he told me.
Foxy has a cake and that thing is stored in
her house right now and it's white.
Speaker 12 (30:07):
Yeah, it is hard to keep.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
So no, so we made the cake and we rented
it out. And then the girl that was in it
was complaining that she got splinters in her.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Was made at wood would and the one that I
was on is made out of like almost like dry
wall it.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Yeah, but Russ's dad wouldn't care if the wood was
treated or not. It was just whatever was was around
his shop.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Yeah, his dad made everything heavy, including Russ.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Oh that was funn I'll give you that.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
I'll give you that uh one for me, so if
you ever so, you've only gotten into a cake one
time and that was just for those photos. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (30:46):
We did a birthday party for Foxy, but she popped
out of the cake.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
And we've done birthday party shows for other performers and producers.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
What are you doing June fifth? June fifth, we got
our big show in Mount Dora. I love that you
have your pop out of the cake.
Speaker 12 (31:00):
I'm going to have my little feties up on the
beach in Mexico.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
So I'm sorry, no vacation for you.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
It's your birthday, right, yes, yeah, yeah, well the happy birthday,
so yeah, you'll be in Mexico for then.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Yeah, well we're going to Mexico end of the school year,
just fun vacation, celebrate you know, personal life events and stuff.
Speaker 12 (31:22):
And then we're actually going to be for my birthday.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
We're going down to the beach, say a prayer because
it's Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 12 (31:30):
We'll be in clear Water.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
So ok, yeah, I know.
Speaker 12 (31:33):
Look, I grew up down there, so yeah, I know
exactly how crazy.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Yeah, but it's pretty your beach, pretty your beach. I
think the West Coast has much pretty your beach.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
It's my favorite. I love dun Eden and the Cosway
and Honeymoon Island.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
I used to like roller Blade till I get Oh yeah, yeh,
that's how close I was.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
So, if people want to hire you to do to
like birthday parties or whatever, how do they do that?
Speaker 8 (31:58):
They can send me a DM on my Instagram is
probably the easiest way to find me.
Speaker 12 (32:03):
And then you know, the dream a little at Gmail
dot com.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
So do you remember what it was like to be single? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
You do?
Speaker 6 (32:11):
How long?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
How long you've been married?
Speaker 12 (32:13):
I've been married, got two every time.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Sorry, I figured that was an easy question.
Speaker 12 (32:21):
I've been married for fourteen years.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Okay, that's a long time. Okay, fourteen years Okay, so.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Russ's marriages.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
The reason I ask is there's a story out today.
Do you know what Bumble is?
Speaker 12 (32:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Okay, it's a dating app and I have.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Friends that are single and like we're single. Yes, so yes,
I vaguely remember when bumble became a thing.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
And Bumble's now changing. I don't know if you saw this, Ryan,
but Bumble is now changing. It used to be with
Bumble you would look at it right and you would
either swighte left or right. Well, I guess bumble was
the same way as what they're saying.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
And so they've ditched that, and they figure people don't
know what they want or what they like or whatever,
and they've which that and now on Bumble, AI will
just match you with who they think. And the question is,
who do you think is better at it? Would it
be AI or you going through and swiping left and
swiping right.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Right?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
What do you What are your thoughts on Bumble changing
their entire thing, their matchmaking system.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I don't want to be right, because like what if
it matches me with a dude and I'm like, well
wait a minute, and then I go on the date
and I'm like, oh no, it was lovely.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
The AI darn gay? Yeah then gay?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah now the damn gay. I is asked, may be gay,
and and I love it. I have a happy life
and I die next to my husband in forty years.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Allegedly, Bubble is saying that it's been more successful if
you let AI pick it, then you picking yourself by
swiping left and swiping.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Or bad at picking their own matches, right.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
That's what they're saying. That's the same people will will
pick out of their league a lot. Absolutely, but but absolutely.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
But also the pictures are usually, from what I understand,
the pictures are usually way better looking than the in
person yeah version, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 12 (34:17):
Yeah, So it's interesting.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
I I graduated with my degree in communication and I
studied like relationship communication and my master's on it.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:31):
Yeah, pretty little rhinestone covered thing has a master's degree. Yeah,
but I I don't know, I think that like initially
it might be great. It would have to ask a
lot of questions. You would take a lot of questions,
and what.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
They're saying, you would think you could, you know, trust
yourself more. But they're saying AI picks it better. What
do you think, Angel, They're full of crap.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
They're doing this.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
It's it's bogus and it's and there's no like just
because they were claiming that it's better, They've done nothing,
nothing scientific study to back this.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Hey, buddy, US has never had a bogus story.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Do not This is this is because right now, to
be honest with you, right now, and it was just
released by the North American Institute, this Canadian study group
think tank. Dating is down on average across the board.
People aren't dating, and the reason they're not dating is
because of it's way too expensive. On average, millennials are
(35:29):
spending three hundred dollars on a date. The after what
comes to the gen xers. Gen Zers are spending two
hundred on a date. So on average, the people reason
people aren't dating, it's because it can't afford it anymore.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
And also I saw there was a story we talked
about on the four oh seven on Fox thirty five
when I was on there the other day. Is that
people are will go out, but we're just having appetizers.
Like we're not going past appetise. We're talking about it just.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
A couple of dreams.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Can you imagine telling a girl, listen, we're going out,
but we're only getting appetized and you have to split
the gas, right.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
That sounds like an awesome date because I am that
person that's like girl dinner. I go and I get
like a Caesar salad and like the side of French
fries and like eat a little bit of steak off
my head if you work.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
But but what if I know, then I get hungry
and I want to follow on burger. Yeah, and we've
decided we're just doing appetizer.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 12 (36:25):
French fries to the sliders then and there.
Speaker 6 (36:28):
Yeah, but that's just a tease. A slider is a tease,
like the what I'm.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Trying to do later.
Speaker 12 (36:37):
I thought you were a comedian, right, yeah, all of.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
You do awesome. Oh my god, she.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
Came out swag man.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Hip.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
You try to pit me against BB against Ryan.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
I think we might have a little more.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
You don't want this smoke. How did you and your
husband meet them? If you didn't, you didn't do it online?
Speaker 8 (37:01):
No, we randomly met on moving day at college. Yeah,
his random Yeah, his random roommate was like one of
my friends like growing up. And I knocked on their
door to like say hi to that like.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
A movie script.
Speaker 12 (37:19):
With like like shirtless.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Just happened to be there.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
He pulled the brush out, started baking out.
Speaker 12 (37:28):
He actually threw up on her first day.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (37:32):
So he made spaghetti and then he tried to he
he made me spaghetti. He's so thrilled. We were just
talking about this last day. So he made me spaghetti.
And then he decided to show off and he shotgun
to beer.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Have you you know that always picks up the chicks.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah, that's basically the moment.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
It's shirtless toothbrushing and then shotgun beer.
Speaker 12 (38:01):
Everything immediately came back up.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I hate spaghetti because spaghetti will show you how bad
you are chewing your food when he comes back up.
Speaker 12 (38:11):
He came back out just show me that, you know,
he was brushing his teeth.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah again, later, did you cass him after that?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yep, we've all been there, right, But did you when
you were in college it was the first day, did
you date anyone else?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Or was just him?
Speaker 8 (38:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (38:32):
It was just him?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (38:33):
So you just had boyfriends in high school before that
and the summer before.
Speaker 12 (38:37):
Yeah, I had a lot of boyfriends and.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Dream a little.
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Honest, some of them probably have seen me like online
since then. I always wonder some of them follow my
Instagram account.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
You know, there's a show I'm watching with el Fanning
it's kind of about that, where where you know, she
does the stuff online and everything, and then her people
in a world find out about it and they start
treating her kind of badly.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Did you have that situation?
Speaker 12 (39:04):
Could you know what treated me bad?
Speaker 6 (39:06):
You openly talk about being a burlest answer, and you
like whatever, you don't care of it.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
But there was nobody in your life that you used
to know, like, oh my god, I can't believe your
bur last answer.
Speaker 8 (39:16):
No, not that said anything to me. Honestly. Most people
find out and they're like, oh my gosh, that's awesome.
Yeah I can see you doing that.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Yeah, how would you handle it though it's someone you
really liked?
Speaker 8 (39:25):
You know, I probably just educate them on what burlesque is,
because a lot of people that have like a negative
feeling towards it, they.
Speaker 12 (39:32):
Just don't know what blest are you born with history? Yeah, Baker, Yeah,
of all of it, And I'm.
Speaker 6 (39:43):
Like, here's was a spot that'll do it well when
it when it started, I believe when burler started, it
was kind of more senior.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, theaters.
Speaker 8 (39:57):
There was there was a time where yeah, it was,
but when it really started, it was something that you know,
the rich kind of you know that was there that
was their you know vice, you know, parties and things
like that, and they would hire answers. And the reason
that we have some like this awesome black burlesque scene
(40:19):
which we do here in Orlando. There's there's all black
Burleste troops which are really great, is because, you know,
Josephine Baker is one of the first last answers, you know,
and it's famous for it. There's a burlest answer here
named Tush that does a Justphine Baker shop.
Speaker 12 (40:37):
Yeah, and it's f K Twig.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I think Twigs.
Speaker 8 (40:41):
She just got she's got movie about Josephine Baker. It's
gonna be I'm I'm interested.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Have you seen the old movie about her, Josephine.
Speaker 12 (40:49):
Baker Forever Ago.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Okay, yeah that your girl just started and went to
my high school, that beautiful, beautiful think.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Can you sick for j.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
Lea jor It really was Robertie Lee High School.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
I'm aware.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Yeah, we were the Robert E. Lee racist. All Right,
we'll be back with more big dumb fun. Don't go anywhere.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
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Russ Angel, Ryan, how are you guys? We are wonderful good.
I'll answer for.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
All of us. I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
You looked a little time.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Actually, I'm a great I'm a great move. Got a
great night's sleep without my wife last night.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh man, So now you're gonna get your own bedroom?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Oh yeah, Well I'm gonna push that hard now.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
It's angel to bring your monster sports.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Box sports bots to you by Mark's been in real
estate coming on. And then I want to remind everybody, Uh,
this Saturday night, I'm gonna be at Kintyoshe's Irish Pop
in Orlando from four to six pm. It's you a
chance for you to win World Cup game tickets in Miami.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Heard to see uh Mick Ultram again. That's gonna be.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
This Saturday, four pm to six pm. Ki hideoshes Sorry
I said Katie, didn't.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I it's kiddyosh h.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
I like that name. Yeah, that's a good name. Hitdyoshe
is Irish Pop.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I like, you know, like some words you just want
to say, like U. As soon as he said it,
I wore a savage. I wanted to say that word.
Kittyoshe kyo yosha.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Don't this Saturday four pm to six pm again for
your chance to win some tickets. Speaking of World Cup, RUSS,
how about this, it's a big deal. It's a big deal.
How about this gig? I saw this and I wanted
to share this with you guys. So because it's we're
like about a month away from this Russ and ain't
(02:20):
gonna had it ready for you. This is the this
is one of the jobs that's available to you if
you if you're interested, right, all right, I need a job, okay,
So this is the position is called Chief World Cup Watcher. Okay, right,
that is that is your job, right right, and it's
for five and you're on Fox Sports. I gotta watch soccer,
(02:42):
all right now?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Check this out.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
So it's a chief World Cup watcher watching all one
hundred and four matches from a custom built personal office
in Times Square. You get obviously taken care of as
far as food and everything. It's all taken care of.
But people could watch you watching the matches and everything good.
(03:05):
I wanted to watch me watch the match. It's one
hundred and four matches. How much money do you think
that that they're going to pay the person who gets
this job? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
And so I'm trying to think what would I take
for me to watch all one hundred.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Thirty It's over thirty nine days, so you're gonna be
in this spot for forty days, right, give it, give
it a take, right. I'm pretty certain Ryan would say
yes to this hands down.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Uh yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
And they're this is a salary job with Fox Sports.
Speaker 6 (03:36):
To do this.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
How much do you think this person's gonna get paid? Okay,
so this is not like what it would take for
me to do it. This is oh no, no, no,
So this person's gonna get paid five thousand.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Dollars thousand dollars three hundred though three hundred thousand dollars
is ridiculously high.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I'm gonna go with a thousand dollars, one thousand dollars.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
This person is going to make fifty thousand dollars for
watching soccer World Cup soccer for forty thirty nine days.
It works out to one thousand, two hundred and eighty
two dollars a day, four hundred and eighty dollars a game.
That's five dollars and thirty four cents per game minute.
And you've suffered through it for fifty grand, and you're
(04:16):
posting and you're basically put up in a really cool
uh uh you know digs that right there in Times Square.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah pretty good.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Yeah, your food is taking care.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Of for you.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Hell, now you didn't say that.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
Are you in there's cubicle? You know, twenty four hours
or something? You can get so the impression I got
you like David Blaine or something.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Yeah. No, the impression I got like, when there's not
matches on, then you're like, then you're off the clock. Okay,
so but like when their matches on, you are, you know,
the official Chief World Cup watch.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Yeah, you're a spectacle. People are watching people. There's a guy.
They're paying fifty thousand dollars to watch them all. So
there's the guy, and I could do And you're posting
up in Times Square and that porky pigot more food.
Speaker 5 (05:00):
You really maybe watch it, you know, maybe after ten o'clock,
you know, paying Yeah, when you're when you're outside of
the FCC kind of regulation.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
Right, scratches a lot.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Let's he answered, okay, past to get that looked at,
that's not bad. I mean, are you twenty dollars an hour?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I wonder if I.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Did that, if I if I would become a fan,
because I really don't like soccer, if I watched it,
If I did that, if your hatreds for soccer is personal.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
And I watched the whole thing, do you think I
would end up making soccer?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
All?
Speaker 8 (05:30):
Right?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Slovakia first, Croatia. Let's see who's up. Any of these
towns have buildings, Let's go.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, I don't think you would because it's personal for you.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Yeah, you know, you know, I just found out why
the announcers scream go like that. Why because you would
scream like that too if you were just woken up
out of a forty five minute boredom color coma god
screwed up.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
The real quick World Cup is is the part like,
if if I can make you care about it, it
would be like this.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
So my big beef always with professional sports is like
they play for a team, no one's from that town.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
They only care about the money, and everybody's interchangeable. The
beautiful thing about the World Cup is you have to
be from that country or at least have some version
of citizenship in that country. A lot of these guys
have dual citizenship and they can pick where they want
to play. But if you're watching France, they're all from France.
You're watching England, they're all from England. And it's the ultimate,
(06:27):
like without fully going into World War three, where the
world gets to like really like, you know, push each
other around a little bit. It's so fun and getting
into it is one of the most fun things to do.
So you're channing USA, you're wearing the USA stuff and
you're like, and when you beat like a small Caribbean nation,
you feel good about it.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Everything that you said is absolutely correct. Rush, tell me
America's number one soccer player. I don't know, see And
if they can't get Rush to know that part of it,
that's just the way. But he should know because we've
talked about it.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
We've got.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And he's coming.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Pull a sack, yeah, pull sick pull.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
But he saved the game with his junk, Like he
sacrificed his junk to save one.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Let's go America. Yeah, Christian is the guy, and he's
playing in Italy right now, but he's most.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Of my Catholic school could have been called Christian pull Aseck.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
I gave you a curtise.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Anyway, all right, So there's that. So you're going to
watch all the games? I mean I can do that.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
So if there's a way for you, if if we're
looking for Elaine for you to get into this, you
got to watch the documentary on this kid. Right, he's
absolutely amazing. He's America's number one, he's captain America basically
in the in the American soccer and.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
He's all the things that you love. I just gotta
find a athlete that I went to get.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
He's all the things that you love when you're looking
for athletes that you're looking to for something to latch onto.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
This is the guy. All right.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
This is like he's gonna check off all the boxes
that you look for. Look up his game saving penis
wok okay. It was absolutely Do.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I type that into the computer type I thought you
said penis wise, but put it in the in the
work computer at home?
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Speaking of soccer, we got MLS action tomorrow Orlando City
versus Philadelphia. That's gonna be at seven point thirty and
and we are home, so that's a home game, so
definitely get out there and check it out. We didn't
get a chance to talk about this yesterday, Russ, but
we had some NASCAR action over the weekend. Again it's
Watkins Glenn, one of my favorite racetracks, and shout out
to Van Ginsburg.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
He ended up winning.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
He's the basically Shane Van Ginsburg is the ace road
course driver, but he's developed New Zealand Australia. New Zealand Australia.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
He's but he is.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Like he's the one that they would bring in for
road courses in NASCAR, but over the last couple of
seasons he's become a just formidable guy on the oval
tracks as well. So he's really picking it up. So
but congratulations to him. And then we got f one
race this weekend, no and another week actually, well.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
The one in Miami go you went well, yeah, we
talked about it.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Yeah, yeah, well it went very very well. Let's go
to some NBA action because you know, oh yeah, because
it's just funny. So the Lakers played the Thunder.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
And they got swept. They got swept. Yeah, so Thunder
beat the Lakers one fifteen to one.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Ten.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I kind of wanted to see Lakers and the Knicks,
but that's not that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah, after that game, like Lebron James is thinking about
actually retired twenty four seasons.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
He's that he's straight.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
He set upset and he said he just wants to
stay home and make his wife sandwiches.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
It's what he should do.
Speaker 6 (10:00):
Clean up.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
He should retire. Man, he go out.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
It was kind of on top. They went to the
you know, playoffs. Seed it wasn't like a terrible season
for him. It could get worse next year, he should
just go ahead and and say.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I did it.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
I don't think we've seen the last of him. I think,
uh now, it'll be interesting. I don't know if he'll
continue to be a Laker. I do think that the
next team that he goes to it he will be
hunting for that ring.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
But here the Atlanto Magic need a guy.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
He would never go to the Orlantoway. So we don't
have to worry. Yeah, we don't have to worry about that.
Speaker 5 (10:38):
So but so the yeah, Oklahoma City Thunder finish out
the sweep beat the Lakers four zero. Now they're sitting
there at the conference semifinals. Meanwhile, Minnesota Timberwolves and the
San Antonio Spurs are locked up at two games apiece
and their next game is tonight eight o'clock. We'll see
the league came out. I remember I showed you guys
that elbow that winby through uh the other night. They
(10:59):
didn't suspend them for the game. Good, So he's going
to be available tonight.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
He has a lot of betting going on the weekend
out and so so Boston's out right, Uh yeah, they
were out in the first round.
Speaker 6 (11:10):
Oka's out seventy six. So it looks like it looks
like it's gonna be the Knicks in the East.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Right.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
The Knicks are in the in the in the conference finals.
They are waiting and that game is going to be
tomorrow because Cavaliers won. They're waiting the winner of the
Cavaliers Piston series. Cavaliers currently lead that series. Or I'm
sorry that series is tied two to two. I apologize.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
I am sure the NBA wants the Knicks to be
in the finals because when you got New York in
the finals, it gets more attention, more uh, you know,
more national people talk about it.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
It's it's a it's a bigger deal. Yeah yeah, yeah,
that's what's one of the what number one media market? Yeah, So, uh,
we'll see how that goes. I think that I think
the Knicks could handle whoever comes out of that series.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It's gonna.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
I feel like it's gonna even though the Timberwolves are
giving the Spurs the business and they are playing out
of their mind.
Speaker 6 (11:59):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
I think if it goes seven games, the Spurs end
up get winning that series. But that's uh, that one's
probably the most fun series to watch right now. Russ
Uh to all the guys. You know how we fired
our head coach. Uh yeah, yeah, so he fired him
like a couple days after the Orlando Magic fired their coach. Y.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Yeah, and now he's having such a good chief. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
And then and then and then people started going crazy,
just going nuts, and they're like, oh, no, this is
who we should go after, this is who we should
go after. And that one name that kept going over
and over and over, Oh, go get Steve Kerr Randon
Magic should go get Steve Kurk play with us. Yeah,
Steve kurrz oh because he played with us. Oh, and
he's gonna leave Golden State to come to Orlando, right, Yeah.
Steve Kerr has just agreed to a two year contract
(12:42):
with the Warriors, u ending the speculation about a split.
The new deal will reportedly play Kerr, who is earning
about seventeen point five million annually as the highest paid
NBA coach. Guess what, The Orlando Magic will never ever
ever be at the top of the paying highest NBA
(13:03):
paid coach. They will never That's what I'm saying you
guys again, dreaming La La Land going after Herr and
going after all these guys. They're not going to pay
for that. They historically have never done that. You could
just that's how we lost. They were not willing to pay.
So again, remember they're running the Orlando Magic as a business.
(13:23):
There are other teams that run their their basketball teams
basketball first through and then business.
Speaker 6 (13:29):
And that's just who who owns the Magic Now.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
It turns out the Piston It was Rich DeVoss, but
I don't know who it is now, the Still family.
It's a younger divorce.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Well, I mean those are the faces that we have
in front of us, but yeah, those are they're they're
still they're still the owners of the Orlando Magic and.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Education Secretary lady.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, and that's much as smart run the very nice.
Sorry to take a little break out, we got to.
I'm gonna help you out when we come back. Ryan,
you need another dog. We're gonna get you another dog.
He's adorable.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
We're gonna help this just does not want to help
you out.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
We're gonna help out the VIP Rescue of Central Florida
because they got a couple puppies that need to be adopted,
so we will bring them in.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
We got puppies here, We got puppies here. You want
a puppy. There's god. No, we're trying to Okay, I
need to get my mom a puppy.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
She needs a dog. Anyway, we'll do that when we
come back. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the Monsters
in the Morning. Welcome back to the Monsters in the Morning.
I we're Radio one oh four point one broadcast live
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Speaker 3 (14:37):
I am Russ Rowlands along with Angel Rivera and Ryan Holmes.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
Jeff Holle here with us today and we have two
special guests.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Uh, I get this is one of those things where
my wife told me I was gonna do this, and
she never does that. This is not something Mary Ellen,
because oh no, you've got to talk to these ladies.
They're so wonderful. I don't even know how she met you, guys,
and you got to talk close to the microphone. Pam, right,
how did she even meet you?
Speaker 9 (14:59):
Facebook? Ask her for her dog homemade recipes?
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, yeah, my wife makes the food for the dogs.
She makes it all from scratch.
Speaker 6 (15:09):
Oh I thought you meant she was cooking a doll. No, no, no, no,
she cooks for the dogs. It takes her all day long.
And so you reached out for her for that, and
you have a rescue service and it's for for it
for poodle. I thought she said it was FORO for poodles.
Speaker 9 (15:25):
Very important.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
You talk really close to the mic, we can't hear
you unless.
Speaker 7 (15:28):
The ip Rescue of Central Florida it stands for very
important Poodle Rescues. Okay, we do poodles, doodles and other
non shedding Now.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
I got to tell you, growing up, that's all we
had was poodles. But but all my friends would make
fun of me for having a poodle because whatever reason,
that's not considered a tough dog. You know, you got
a poodle.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Does that still? Is that still a thing?
Speaker 9 (15:50):
Not so much now with the doodles. There's a lot
of you know, masculine looking poodles out.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
There, right, Yeah, yeah, no those dogs do? Are they are?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
They kind of the kind of crazy, kind of crazy, right,
Because the guy that invented the the labradoud said I
wish I never would have done it because he caught
him dumb.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Do you find him to be sort of not as
intelligent as other dogs?
Speaker 7 (16:12):
Well, they're not as intelligent that as a hundred percent poodle. Yeah,
they're trainable, but they're trainable.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
I love poodles, to be honest with you, if I
didn't have what we have now the Canaan, I think
the next thing we're going to do is probably a poodle.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Helen, how are you doing today?
Speaker 10 (16:27):
I'm wonderful.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, so are you? Are you a part of the
vi VIP Rescue.
Speaker 10 (16:33):
I've been doing this for thirty nine years?
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Thirty nine years? Okay, so what's your passion with uh,
with getting dogs adopted?
Speaker 10 (16:41):
Well, people ask frequently, don't you want to keep everyone?
And yes you do.
Speaker 11 (16:45):
You want to keep everyone, but then you need Yankee
Stadium to house everyone.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
So the joy for me is that every one of
these dogs.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Becomes a prince or princess and a home of their own, right, Okay,
that's the goal.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Did you ever miss any of the like? Yeah, because
you're you're taking are you like what's it called when
you like? Foster care?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
That's what it is.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
So you foster the dog for a little while, I
would fall in love with it and I wouldn't want
it to go away.
Speaker 11 (17:08):
No, you would, because the goal, again is that dog
needs to be not a foster anymore.
Speaker 10 (17:13):
It needs not to be warehouse. It needs to be
in a family person and it's forever home exactly.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
And these two are adorable.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
They're not running around crazy, they're not barking, and I
can't believe that they don't have a home.
Speaker 12 (17:26):
They're new to us.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Tell us, tell us about who do we have here?
But you can watch us on if you go to
a real radio monsters on YouTube. They're sitting here there.
I mean they're they're just as adorable as they can be.
They're looking around, not not being crazy.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
We have Benji here.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
Benji, Benji will be a year old on May twenty ninth,
is a Shittu poodle blend okay, and he's a good boy.
Speaker 9 (17:48):
He's house trained.
Speaker 7 (17:49):
Oh wow, he's got his big bad appointment on Thursday
for the you know surgery.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Hey, Benji, come
over here.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
I got to talk to you on you little sons.
So Benji want to run away? Benji's already house trained.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
Benji's already house trained. He's out for adoption. He weighs
about thirteen pounds.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
That's the way to go.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Okay, So if somebody wants to adopt Benji, who's already
house trained.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I guess if it's a.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
If it's a poodle and a citure together, then basically
it doesn't doesn't shed right now?
Speaker 3 (18:21):
And people aren't allergic to those type of dogs.
Speaker 9 (18:23):
Right mostly not. Most people are allergic to dander and
different things.
Speaker 10 (18:28):
That know.
Speaker 7 (18:30):
Poodle Shitsu's, Yorkis, Maltese are all kind of the non
shedding breeds.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
So are you okay, where where does Benji? When you
leave today? Does Bingji go home with you until you
get them? So you do this out of your house?
Speaker 9 (18:41):
I do this out of my house.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
And as a stinky a lot of dogs I mean
house stick, I mean, I mean, let's be honest with me.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
It looks like a walking in the house can like,
oh can I smell dogs?
Speaker 9 (18:53):
Or do you have a not today because it was
cleaning day?
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Oh okay, all right, but I only have three dogs?
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Only three? Okay, So you're not like a crazy dog
lady that has twenty Okay.
Speaker 9 (19:02):
Nice foster's foster one or two at a time.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Gotcha, Helen? Are you a crazy dog lady? Do you
have twenty in your house?
Speaker 10 (19:08):
Or do I do not? I have five?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
Five? Okay, Well, you little crazy one that's this week
this week, so you'll do at least five in it?
Is that your limit? Five?
Speaker 10 (19:18):
Well, three of them are my own.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Oh you're your foster, so two foster. Now when the
two fosters come in, do the three that are yours
do they get jealous?
Speaker 5 (19:27):
No?
Speaker 11 (19:27):
No, they're used to the comings and goings. Oh you know,
it's just kind of a thing of hey, who's this? Yeah,
to have a sniff and everything's cool.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
And do they teach Do they teach the two new
dogs the rules of the household?
Speaker 11 (19:41):
Like sometimes they teach them things I don't want them
to know, but that's okay.
Speaker 10 (19:45):
Yeah, but yeah, they learn from each other.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
I have a pet door, and many the peaches came
in knowing a pet door, but some of the dogs don't.
And they look like it's a Harry Potter moment where
they walk through the wall at the train station. Yea, yeah,
and they'll look and they'll see these dogs s appeared
through this flap. And it takes a couple of experiences
and then finally they try it themselves and before you
know it, they're out the door and they've learned a
new skill.
Speaker 6 (20:07):
So they didn't teach them. Yeah, so there's another one.
He's he or she is Peaches. She's adorable. She's not barking,
she's got very very quiet. Is she house trained?
Speaker 3 (20:19):
We're working on that.
Speaker 11 (20:20):
She was a breeding dog. She is thirteen months old.
She had a litter of puppies. The puppies are now
approaching eleven weeks old. They've all been adopted. So you
do the math and you realize that she was quite
young herself when she had puppies.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Do they get sad because they miss their their their kids.
Speaker 10 (20:38):
She doesn't seem sad.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I think she looks sad to me when you told
me that story, I'm like, oh, she's missing her kids.
You brought in a sad dog. Peaches looks sad. She's
thinking about her kids.
Speaker 10 (20:50):
Look at peachas I interrupted her sleep this morning.
Speaker 6 (20:54):
That's a bit.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
So Peach is very a young puppy and and up
for adoption and if they want okay, so if somebody
wants smiling in her pictures, I think she was right.
She just woke her up early. Now, okay, what do
you do because we know some other people that do adoptions.
Because Ryan adopted his dog and the you know, uh,
(21:19):
all the hoops you got to jump through in order
to adopt the dog with this this other service that
he goes through.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
It's like, I mean he had to go in and
do an interview. Yeah. Yeah. What kind of background checks
do you guys do for for the dogs?
Speaker 7 (21:31):
Well, we kind of do the same thing. We do
a background check. We we look and see if you
own your home, you have any back taxes? Red really,
you got me, she got.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Me to them.
Speaker 7 (21:53):
We look up the house online, you know, on Zillow,
and we're looking for homeowners. I mean some apartment dwellers
in rent are good as for certain dogs, right, And
then we do a phone interview and then a meet
and greet, usually with a home visit.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
So you do ye a whole to make sure. Now,
how many times have you, Helen? How many are you're
the tough one, I bet Helen? How many times have
you said Nope, that dog cannot go there this week?
Speaker 10 (22:16):
This week stop?
Speaker 11 (22:18):
No, Probably in all the years, probably about four or
five times in the thirty nine years.
Speaker 10 (22:22):
I've been doing this.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
Yeah, yeah, And what was the reason you said no?
Speaker 11 (22:26):
Sometimes it's the dog. The dog is not bonding with
the people. You can see that there's not a connection, right.
And other times there are things that they'll say, well,
we have a fence yard, but the fence is not secure,
it's missing boards and there's no opportunity and you mentioned
it to them and they say it'll be fine.
Speaker 10 (22:43):
No, it won't be fine.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
You can't have a dog.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
So, yeah, because we're in it to advocate for the dog.
It's not about me. I'm not a drill sergeant, but
I have to advocate for the dog.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (22:54):
Some of these dogs come to us because they're strays.
They've come in through the animal shelter and they've been
through a lot in time. They've been strayed, so we
try to keep them as healthy and family as possible.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah, and then you make sure, like if they have kids,
that has to be a consideration, right, So they have
one or two kids, but they have like six kids.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
Does that make you go, well, no.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
Six kids is fine, you know, it's afford them.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
Yeah the dog if he got six kids, well, Benji
is adorable.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
And so those peaches and both dogs are available right now,
what do they do to get if they want to
get hold of you, if they would like to, you know,
fill out an application to adopt either one.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Of these dogs.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Sure, go to the website. I'm sure you haven't posted
up there. It's vip resucfl dot org. Fill on an
adoption application and then we check your vet references and
your personal references, your home and then the next step
is I send it to the foster, for example Helen,
and sometimes Helen doesn't even.
Speaker 9 (23:50):
Like it on paper, so we have to move to
the next one.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
So I'm kind of the gatekeeper, okay, and I try
to do most of the applications when I can. We
get a lot of referrals from previous adopters, a lot.
Our biggest challenge is not is not home. Yeah, it's
temporary foster homes and volunteers.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
So if anybody wants to be a temporary foster home
mom or dad or whatever, they can, they can get
hold of you for.
Speaker 7 (24:16):
That right on the website or call thisss phone numbers
right there on the website. We're always looking for volunteers.
Speaker 5 (24:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Yes, I just wanted to say I got a crate
from RUSS because I'm going to get a dog. But
I've been traveling a lot, but I'm slowing down, but
I want to get a dog that's like like very
old dog, you know.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
That's yeah, and bringing in.
Speaker 4 (24:39):
A couple of years.
Speaker 6 (24:40):
Yeah, and then we'll just I'll just bet the dog
which one of us is going to die.
Speaker 7 (24:45):
But I did a place a fifteen year old not
too long ago. It's a permanent foster and that means
we pay for the vedding.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
Oh really, hey, so did you get that? Did my
wife watch? Did my wife Mary only give you the
recipe for the dog food that she made?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
She did.
Speaker 9 (25:00):
She sent it to me in a personal message like
a print.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
It okay, good, good, good because made it because we
had a dog. Believe it or not, we had a
dog that lived to be twenty three years old. And
she always fed the you know the you know the
food that she makes like she won't she doesn't believe
in buying the the what do you call this little kibbles. Yeah,
she won't do that because it's not good for him.
So they get fresh food all the time. They eat
better than I do.
Speaker 3 (25:25):
That's not true. That's an exaggeration.
Speaker 6 (25:28):
But well, good, well, congrat listen, congratulations on all the
years you've been doing this.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I think it's awesome. These are adorable puppies. Uh, and
you can get them by going to it's VIP Rescue,
CFL dot Org.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
All right, well, thank you for coming in. We appreciate it.
Speaker 12 (25:41):
Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 6 (25:43):
Good luck Benji, Good luck Peaches. Benji looks like he's
so cute. He looks like what Disney would draw.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
Benji looks like something that would be in a in
a like a movie. Yeah, yeah, just beautiful and cute.
Now Peaches is just tired.
Speaker 4 (25:58):
She you're a sad doug dog out of here, like.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
You know, I missed my kids.
Speaker 6 (26:05):
Yeahs was a single mom.
Speaker 9 (26:08):
Her dad was a rolling stone.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Helen makes me go through the doggy door that you know.
All right, ladies, thanks for coming in. I appreciates all right,
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Now we got don't say it dream a little?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
Is there?
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Miss monster Burlesque? Hello, dream a little? How you doing?
Speaker 12 (27:03):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 3 (27:04):
Jeff? Have you met Jeff Hall before?
Speaker 9 (27:05):
Absolute?
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Of course, Angel and Ryan all here today. Those puppies
were adorable, weren't they? Did you make Did it make
you want another one?
Speaker 3 (27:12):
Ryan?
Speaker 5 (27:13):
No? No?
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Angel? Do you have a dog in the house now
or no?
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Not on my place now?
Speaker 3 (27:19):
See you didn't come in and meet the puppy.
Speaker 12 (27:20):
Those were good, They were super sweet.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Those are sweet puppies.
Speaker 12 (27:23):
They were sweet.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
Dream a little. How are you doing today?
Speaker 12 (27:25):
I'm doing awesome?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
And of course when you win, miss Monster Burless, you're
able to come in and kind of plug and promote
anything you got going on.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
And you were just telling me you don't really got
anything coming up, right.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
Yeah, I've got a couple of private parties and that's
about it. But you know, I just I just like
you guys so much. I wanted to come hang out.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
So when you say private parties, they know what goes
down at the private party because she talked to us
about her five year old and stuff. And so then
when she starts talking parties, I'm thinking pen the tail
and the donkey they're doing, you know, the little little
cupcakes or whatever. And then I remember she's a burless dancer.
So like the parties you're doing, are these like kitty
(28:05):
parties or this.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Has grown up?
Speaker 12 (28:07):
Kitty parties are illegal?
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Oh okay, what are you doing?
Speaker 5 (28:10):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
I mean like you could have been doing kitty parties
for you get but like so you do b.
Speaker 8 (28:16):
For for we perform at private events all the time.
We'll get hired out, you know, sometimes for like fundraisers
or galas and stuff like that. People will hire us
to you know, even just do.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
I don't know about like gala, but let's let's say
do it.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
A bunch of dudes want to have, you know, a
burless dancer for their buddies, you know, kind of surprising,
like is it expensive?
Speaker 12 (28:39):
Actly?
Speaker 7 (28:40):
More?
Speaker 8 (28:40):
It's definitely more than like if we were to be
hired at like a show or an event.
Speaker 12 (28:45):
Sure, because there's more that goes into it.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
Sometimes we have to bring a second person depending upon
the nature of the party. But believe it or not,
get hired by wives more than we get hired by buddies.
Really yeah, buddies they just they just go higher surpers.
That's different.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I was really surprised when I started dipping my toe
into burlesque world, like how just like not for me?
Speaker 3 (29:06):
It was what do you mean?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Like, I was like, this is for like ladies? Yeah, yeah,
it really is.
Speaker 12 (29:13):
Enough started as a way of protesting.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Oh yeah, you're.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
Protesting because you can't make a sandwich.
Speaker 12 (29:21):
Yeah, it was No, it's feminist protest right there.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
So I saw a photo of you on your Instagram
the other day and I don't think you were inside
of a cake, but you were around a cake.
Speaker 12 (29:32):
Around it you're round.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Did you get in the cake?
Speaker 5 (29:34):
I did?
Speaker 12 (29:35):
I got in the cake.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
So, so you know, I used to have my party
rental company. We used to have a cake that we
would rent out. But it was so hard to keep
that cake clean. And my dad made it and my
dad made everything super heavy. It was like everything you
made with so the guys hated to deliver it, yeah,
because it was a big, heavy ass wooden cake.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
They are heavy because they are they're made of wooden.
They have to be really sturdy so you can climb
on that on that That was what he told me.
Foxy has a cake and that thing is stored in
her house right now and it's white.
Speaker 12 (30:07):
Yeah, it is hard to keep.
Speaker 2 (30:08):
So no, so we made the cake and we rented
it out. And then the girl that was in it
was complaining that she got splinters in her.
Speaker 8 (30:16):
Was made at wood would and the one that I
was on is made out of like almost like dry
wall it.
Speaker 6 (30:24):
Yeah, but Russ's dad wouldn't care if the wood was
treated or not. It was just whatever was was around
his shop.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
Yeah, his dad made everything heavy, including Russ.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Oh that was funn I'll give you that.
Speaker 6 (30:38):
I'll give you that uh one for me, so if
you ever so, you've only gotten into a cake one
time and that was just for those photos. Yeah.
Speaker 12 (30:46):
We did a birthday party for Foxy, but she popped
out of the cake.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
And we've done birthday party shows for other performers and producers.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
What are you doing June fifth? June fifth, we got
our big show in Mount Dora. I love that you
have your pop out of the cake.
Speaker 12 (31:00):
I'm going to have my little feties up on the
beach in Mexico.
Speaker 6 (31:05):
So I'm sorry, no vacation for you.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
It's your birthday, right, yes, yeah, yeah, well the happy birthday,
so yeah, you'll be in Mexico for then.
Speaker 8 (31:13):
Yeah, well we're going to Mexico end of the school year,
just fun vacation, celebrate you know, personal life events and stuff.
Speaker 12 (31:22):
And then we're actually going to be for my birthday.
Speaker 8 (31:25):
We're going down to the beach, say a prayer because
it's Memorial Day weekend.
Speaker 12 (31:30):
We'll be in clear Water.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
So ok, yeah, I know.
Speaker 12 (31:33):
Look, I grew up down there, so yeah, I know
exactly how crazy.
Speaker 6 (31:38):
Yeah, but it's pretty your beach, pretty your beach. I
think the West Coast has much pretty your beach.
Speaker 8 (31:42):
It's my favorite. I love dun Eden and the Cosway
and Honeymoon Island.
Speaker 12 (31:48):
I used to like roller Blade till I get Oh yeah, yeh,
that's how close I was.
Speaker 3 (31:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (31:52):
So, if people want to hire you to do to
like birthday parties or whatever, how do they do that?
Speaker 8 (31:58):
They can send me a DM on my Instagram is
probably the easiest way to find me.
Speaker 12 (32:03):
And then you know, the dream a little at Gmail
dot com.
Speaker 3 (32:06):
So do you remember what it was like to be single? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:10):
You do?
Speaker 6 (32:11):
How long?
Speaker 3 (32:11):
How long you've been married?
Speaker 12 (32:13):
I've been married, got two every time.
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Sorry, I figured that was an easy question.
Speaker 12 (32:21):
I've been married for fourteen years.
Speaker 3 (32:23):
Okay, that's a long time. Okay, fourteen years Okay, so.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Russ's marriages.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
The reason I ask is there's a story out today.
Do you know what Bumble is?
Speaker 12 (32:33):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Okay, it's a dating app and I have.
Speaker 8 (32:35):
Friends that are single and like we're single. Yes, so yes,
I vaguely remember when bumble became a thing.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
And Bumble's now changing. I don't know if you saw this, Ryan,
but Bumble is now changing. It used to be with
Bumble you would look at it right and you would
either swighte left or right. Well, I guess bumble was
the same way as what they're saying.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
And so they've ditched that, and they figure people don't
know what they want or what they like or whatever,
and they've which that and now on Bumble, AI will
just match you with who they think. And the question is,
who do you think is better at it? Would it
be AI or you going through and swiping left and
swiping right.
Speaker 6 (33:15):
Right?
Speaker 2 (33:16):
What do you What are your thoughts on Bumble changing
their entire thing, their matchmaking system.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
I don't want to be right, because like what if
it matches me with a dude and I'm like, well
wait a minute, and then I go on the date
and I'm like, oh no, it was lovely.
Speaker 3 (33:33):
The AI darn gay? Yeah then gay?
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Yeah now the damn gay. I is asked, may be gay,
and and I love it. I have a happy life
and I die next to my husband in forty years.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Allegedly, Bubble is saying that it's been more successful if
you let AI pick it, then you picking yourself by
swiping left and swiping.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Or bad at picking their own matches, right.
Speaker 2 (33:58):
That's what they're saying. That's the same people will will
pick out of their league a lot. Absolutely, but but absolutely.
Speaker 6 (34:08):
But also the pictures are usually, from what I understand,
the pictures are usually way better looking than the in
person yeah version, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 12 (34:17):
Yeah, So it's interesting.
Speaker 4 (34:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (34:20):
I I graduated with my degree in communication and I
studied like relationship communication and my master's on it.
Speaker 3 (34:28):
Okay, yeah.
Speaker 8 (34:31):
Yeah, pretty little rhinestone covered thing has a master's degree. Yeah,
but I I don't know, I think that like initially
it might be great. It would have to ask a
lot of questions. You would take a lot of questions,
and what.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
They're saying, you would think you could, you know, trust
yourself more. But they're saying AI picks it better. What
do you think, Angel, They're full of crap.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
They're doing this.
Speaker 5 (34:54):
It's it's bogus and it's and there's no like just
because they were claiming that it's better, They've done nothing,
nothing scientific study to back this.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
Hey, buddy, US has never had a bogus story.
Speaker 5 (35:05):
Do not This is this is because right now, to
be honest with you, right now, and it was just
released by the North American Institute, this Canadian study group
think tank. Dating is down on average across the board.
People aren't dating, and the reason they're not dating is
because of it's way too expensive. On average, millennials are
(35:29):
spending three hundred dollars on a date. The after what
comes to the gen xers. Gen Zers are spending two
hundred on a date. So on average, the people reason
people aren't dating, it's because it can't afford it anymore.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
And also I saw there was a story we talked
about on the four oh seven on Fox thirty five
when I was on there the other day. Is that
people are will go out, but we're just having appetizers.
Like we're not going past appetise. We're talking about it just.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
A couple of dreams.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
Can you imagine telling a girl, listen, we're going out,
but we're only getting appetized and you have to split
the gas, right.
Speaker 12 (36:04):
I mean, I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
That sounds like an awesome date because I am that
person that's like girl dinner. I go and I get
like a Caesar salad and like the side of French
fries and like eat a little bit of steak off
my head if you work.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
But but what if I know, then I get hungry
and I want to follow on burger. Yeah, and we've
decided we're just doing appetizer.
Speaker 6 (36:23):
Yeah, that's not good.
Speaker 12 (36:25):
French fries to the sliders then and there.
Speaker 6 (36:28):
Yeah, but that's just a tease. A slider is a tease,
like the what I'm.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
Trying to do later.
Speaker 12 (36:37):
I thought you were a comedian, right, yeah, all of.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
You do awesome. Oh my god, she.
Speaker 10 (36:45):
Came out swag man.
Speaker 6 (36:49):
Hip.
Speaker 12 (36:49):
You try to pit me against BB against Ryan.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
I think we might have a little more.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
You don't want this smoke. How did you and your
husband meet them? If you didn't, you didn't do it online?
Speaker 8 (37:01):
No, we randomly met on moving day at college. Yeah,
his random Yeah, his random roommate was like one of
my friends like growing up. And I knocked on their
door to like say hi to that like.
Speaker 3 (37:15):
A movie script.
Speaker 12 (37:19):
With like like shirtless.
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Just happened to be there.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (37:24):
He pulled the brush out, started baking out.
Speaker 12 (37:28):
He actually threw up on her first day.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
What happened?
Speaker 12 (37:32):
So he made spaghetti and then he tried to he
he made me spaghetti. He's so thrilled. We were just
talking about this last day. So he made me spaghetti.
And then he decided to show off and he shotgun
to beer.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Have you you know that always picks up the chicks.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
Yeah, that's basically the moment.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
It's shirtless toothbrushing and then shotgun beer.
Speaker 12 (38:01):
Everything immediately came back up.
Speaker 1 (38:03):
I hate spaghetti because spaghetti will show you how bad
you are chewing your food when he comes back up.
Speaker 12 (38:11):
He came back out just show me that, you know,
he was brushing his teeth.
Speaker 4 (38:16):
Yeah again, later, did you cass him after that?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yep, we've all been there, right, But did you when
you were in college it was the first day, did
you date anyone else?
Speaker 3 (38:30):
Or was just him?
Speaker 8 (38:31):
No?
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Wow?
Speaker 12 (38:32):
It was just him?
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (38:33):
So you just had boyfriends in high school before that
and the summer before.
Speaker 12 (38:37):
Yeah, I had a lot of boyfriends and.
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Dream a little.
Speaker 8 (38:41):
Honest, some of them probably have seen me like online
since then. I always wonder some of them follow my
Instagram account.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
You know, there's a show I'm watching with el Fanning
it's kind of about that, where where you know, she
does the stuff online and everything, and then her people
in a world find out about it and they start
treating her kind of badly.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Did you have that situation?
Speaker 12 (39:04):
Could you know what treated me bad?
Speaker 6 (39:06):
You openly talk about being a burlest answer, and you
like whatever, you don't care of it.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
But there was nobody in your life that you used
to know, like, oh my god, I can't believe your
bur last answer.
Speaker 8 (39:16):
No, not that said anything to me. Honestly. Most people
find out and they're like, oh my gosh, that's awesome.
Yeah I can see you doing that.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Yeah, how would you handle it though it's someone you
really liked?
Speaker 8 (39:25):
You know, I probably just educate them on what burlesque is,
because a lot of people that have like a negative
feeling towards it, they.
Speaker 12 (39:32):
Just don't know what blest are you born with history? Yeah, Baker, Yeah,
of all of it, And I'm.
Speaker 6 (39:43):
Like, here's was a spot that'll do it well when
it when it started, I believe when burler started, it
was kind of more senior.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
Yeah, theaters.
Speaker 8 (39:57):
There was there was a time where yeah, it was,
but when it really started, it was something that you know,
the rich kind of you know that was there that
was their you know vice, you know, parties and things
like that, and they would hire answers. And the reason
that we have some like this awesome black burlesque scene
(40:19):
which we do here in Orlando. There's there's all black
Burleste troops which are really great, is because, you know,
Josephine Baker is one of the first last answers, you know,
and it's famous for it. There's a burlest answer here
named Tush that does a Justphine Baker shop.
Speaker 12 (40:37):
Yeah, and it's f K Twig.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
I think Twigs.
Speaker 8 (40:41):
She just got she's got movie about Josephine Baker. It's
gonna be I'm I'm interested.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Have you seen the old movie about her, Josephine.
Speaker 12 (40:49):
Baker Forever Ago.
Speaker 6 (40:50):
Okay, yeah that your girl just started and went to
my high school, that beautiful, beautiful think.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Can you sick for j.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
Lea jor It really was Robertie Lee High School.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
I'm aware.
Speaker 6 (41:03):
Yeah, we were the Robert E. Lee racist. All Right,
we'll be back with more big dumb fun. Don't go anywhere.
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