September 11, 2026 • 35 mins
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RRR Trivia - What is the top selling beer in America right now?
Amber Nova instudio.....match day is tomorrow and where is the new belt?
Comic Tony Roberts instudio.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome out of the box. It's morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Your radio 104.1 broadcasting live on iHeartRadio. It is a Friday.
Hope you're ready for a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Savannah, are you going to be at Gatorland this weekend?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I am going to be at Gatorland on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
On Saturday, I have to be in Sarasota at the
Moat Aquarium for a big educational event that I'm presenting at.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, tomorrow, we're all going to be out at Pitmasters
and Pourers. It's a big event. It's actually a free event, too.
They're not charging. It's free attendance. All kinds of great
stuff happening. Live music. Naomi Bradshaw and the Dotcoms are performing.
Thompson Square is performing. There's going to be college football
on the big screen. You're going to have beer, bacon, barbecue, bourbon.
(00:41):
That's going to be awesome. And MWO Wrestling will be happening.
There are five matches that are going on. Amber Nova
will defend her title.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Belt.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
We'll see, because it seems like Amber's in trouble.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, I'm going to talk to you about that in
a minute. Onyx the One with Tuna Tim will defend
his belt. Poppy D is wrestling. And then Angel and
I are going to bring you all the action. We
are your MWO announce team, thanks to Mills Air. So
that's all happening. Bell time's at 4 o'clock. This event
starts at 3 o'clock. And I will be in a tent,
(01:14):
a Real Radio tent, for the Carla K Cancer Screening
Fund if you want to come help us You know,
we're going to be raising money, trying to get as
much money as possible so we can get people's cancer screenings.
And we are auctioning off the belt that is behind
Amber that's been signed by the champions who have had it.
Teal Piper, Hollywood, Haley Jay, Amber Nova has all signed it.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah, we all signed this in Las Vegas, actually. at
wrestle con wrestlemania weekend yeah so.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
We're all there win or lose i'm auctioning off your
belt and that is correct and you still don't have
a belt we'll talk about that in a second uh
ryan who has the floor uh arturo.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Arturo has the floor arturo you can call him art
for short art's got the floor and you know he's
you know what else is considered art angel flooring beautiful
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(02:13):
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(02:35):
you have the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What up, Art? How you doing, buddy? Good morning, Monsters.
How long have you been listening to the show, Art?
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Since 2006.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Long time. We appreciate that. Thank you so very much.
What do you do for a living?
Speaker 8 (02:50):
I work in finance here in Central Florida.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So I imagine if you work in finance, if you're
working with money, you're making money.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That's what I always think. If you want to make money,
you got to work with money. Is that accurate?
Speaker 8 (03:04):
You might work around a lot of money. Doesn't mean
you necessarily have.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
A lot of money.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Gotcha. Okay. All right. So I'm wrong.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
Three kids, you know, it goes fast.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh, you got three kids. Okay. And you're taking them
to school right now?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I just dropped her off.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
My oldest daughter.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay. Did, did she know the answer to the trivia question?
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Did, if she, did she, uh, thank God, thank God
she did not know.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
If she just said, if she said Michelob light, I'd laugh. Um,
so what would you, uh, what would you like to
plug and promote and tell us about?
Speaker 8 (03:33):
Yeah. So I grew up over in St. Petersburg and, uh,
my middle brother, he has a fishing charter over there
and also a food truck. So the fishing charter is, uh,
is a Spanish sardine fishing.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
And his food truck is the happy snapper food truck. So,
the happy snapper food truck.com. And then I think the
Spanish sardine is Spanish sardine fishing or Spanish sardine charters
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Dot com. But yeah, he's a hard worker.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
He's got a lot of kids himself and he loves
taking families out on their charters and his charters and
putting kids.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
On their first fish.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
You know, it's, it's, he lives the dream. So yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
How many times have you gone fishing with your, with
your brother? Oh man.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Back in my high school days, we used to do
a lot of Southern Kingfish tournaments.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Um, so yeah, I know we grew up fishing, boating,
you know, all the fun stuff. So very fortunate.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, he's living in the right, he's living in the
right part of Florida to do that. That's a, that's
pretty cool. And so he's got a charter boat. How
big is his boat?
Speaker 8 (04:31):
It's a, I want to say it's like a mid twenties,
almost 30 foot or something, but it's more of a flat.
Cause he, back in the day, we used to do
a lot of offshore fishing. And, uh, after, you know,
after many years, it just beats up your back. Right.
And so now he does mostly inshore.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
And, uh, and so he's got, uh, I forget the boat,
but it's a, it's.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
A big boat, but it's flat on the bottom.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Ryan just, Ryan just pulled the website up and we
got to see, uh, his boat there.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's, uh, it's, it's very nice.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well, you put it up so everyone on our YouTube channel.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Can see it. Uh, and it gives them a nice
little spot, a little commercial. And that's awesome, buddy. Well, listen,
thank you so much for listening as long as you
have been. We appreciate it. And you have a great.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Weekend, okay? You too.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
And I can't wait to see that new belt this
Saturday out in Mount Dora. I heard lots of great
things about it.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Yeah, I mean, there's a good chance it could turn up,
you know?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You think?
Speaker 9 (05:18):
You never know with us.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh, my God. You don't even. All right, Art.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
I think I'm going to get strangled like Bart Simpson
and Homer right now.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
If you hadn't, you just bugged the Jesus out of
me about the belt.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And I finally gave in. And then you're like, well,
it'll be here in four weeks. And that was... Five
months ago. Four months ago. Five months. Four or five
months ago.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
That's three, four months. Let's not exaggerate, boys.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And yeah, you gave me like a six-week limit. Let's
not under-exaggerate. It's been five months. This is 9-11 today.
It is September the 11th. This was way back.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
And it was day four, May 26th is the receipt
he sent me.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Either way. May, June, July, August, September.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Four months. That's month five. It's five months, five months. Anyway,
it doesn't matter. It's still, it's not here for your match.
And I, and I already promised that I was going
to auction. I told the board for the Carla K
cancer screening fund that, listen, I have a fundraising idea,
you know, cause I had to pay for your belt.
So I'm like, I'll take the other belt. and I'll
donate it to the Carla K. Camp Screening Fund.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
People are going to die because you're responsible.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
Ryan, don't say stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm auctioning it off on Saturday come hell or high water,
and you're not going to have a belt. And if
Xanthi Lee wins, I got to explain this to her that, hey, listen,
I got another belt on the way. Like, you know,
if she wins the belt.
Speaker 9 (06:38):
This is very mentally distracting for me. I won't lie.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, we don't want to mentally stress you out. Yeah,
my goodness.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Whether I win or lose. But obviously when my match,
I will, I guess, end up being no championship belt Nova.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And whose fault will it be?
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Me for picking the wrong guy to make this championship.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
So you're not going to blame me. I'm not going
to be the a-hole, right?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
No, not by any means.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
It's not. You know, it's not my fault that I
chose a championship belt guy that I've gotten one in
the past done by. And this time he didn't come
through for me. So I should have chose somebody else.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So you're not going to be mad at me.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
No, I'm not mad at you. I know that we're
auctioning this off for the Carla K cancer.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You bought a couple of wrestling belts, right?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That one right there. How long that one take? It
took about three weeks. Okay. You got that beautiful MWL
men's belt. How long that one takes? Three weeks. Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
The one I got on X three weeks.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
This, This one, this new one is going to razzle
you guys. It is going to be muzzle dazzle.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
The only one that wanted the new one was who?
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Oh, we both agreed on that.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
No, no, no, no, no, no. We did not both agree. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Your nice MWO logo.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Do not lie.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
And we also agreed that this one was gigantic.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I did not agree to any of that. You just,
you just bothered the hell out of me until I said, fine,
leave me alone.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
So then everyone learned a valuable lesson today.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay. What did we learn?
Speaker 9 (08:00):
If you pester enough, you get your way.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
I would like to speak to the audience directly for
a moment because the audience seems to think we're very
hard on Amber Nova lately. And then like, this is like,
we're being so mean. This is what we're dealing with
all the time. And when you deal with it day in,
day out, it becomes frustrating.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'm not being mean.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I'm just saying, listen, this is what we said and
this is what we're going to do. So Saturday I'm
auctioning that off and you're not going to have a
wrestling belt.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Am I well?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Well, I mean, the one you ordered.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Will the referee be able to at least hold it
up in the match to announce that this is a
title match?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yes. The audience knows it's not the belt now.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm going to have it in the Real Radio tent beforehand.
And then when I go with Angel to do the announcing,
I'm going to bring it with me. And then when
you're about to walk into the ring, I'm going to
hand it to you so you can take it into
the ring.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It'll look good. And then I'm taking it right back
from you.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Right.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
People know it is a championship match.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Why are you guys being so trashy with your belts, though?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
If Xanthi Lee wins, she gets to take pictures with
it and stuff.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Who?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Xanthi Lee. That's who she's wrestling. Xanthi Lee, right there.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
As a board member of the Carla K Cancer Screening Fund,
this is very frustrating.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I am a board member. Just the fact that we
need to get people scanned.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
People are still getting heart disease and cancer, Amber, and
we don't got a belt to give them to auction away.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
And keep it going.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, right, right, right. So anyway, you know what's happening
on Saturday? Yes, of course. Okay, good. All right, we
got to take a little break. Don't go anywhere. You're
listening to the March of the Morning.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
What the hell is Angel listening to from 9 till
midnight right here on Real Radio 104.1?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
What can people look forward to.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Tonight, Angel? We're going to debut some new music and
give away some vinyl.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You're doing the vinyl thing. Who's your sponsor? The Berry
family and records. So I got some pieces of vinyl
that will be given away. Actually, we'll probably give the
vinyl away during the show. And then I got a
really cool box set that I got to figure out
a cool way to give away.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Okay, very good. Uh, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'm Russ with angel and Ryan Amber Nova Savannah here today.
And we have a special guest from the funny bone.
Tony Roberts is in with you were here with us
like one year ago.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
Take my shirt off. Let my nipples out.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
If you want to sexy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
There's some headphones for you. It's been about a year
since we saw you last.
Speaker 10 (10:20):
Yeah, about a year.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How you been? Do I look different?
You know what?
Speaker 11 (10:24):
You look almost the same. See, that's what I'm saying.
Because my wife keeps slapping stuff out of my hand.
I can't eat nothing. I'm on diets I don't want
to be on.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh, really?
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Yeah, she got me in the gym and I lost
like 15 pounds.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I'm looking for it, though. I'm going to get it back.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
You look good.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Do you like the gym? I started going recently. I
make myself go. I have a trainer that kind of
forces me to go.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I just don't like it.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
The gym is where your best conversations come in.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
With who? With anybody. I don't talk to anybody. You
find a reason not to lift his weight. How you doing, man?
Speaker 11 (10:52):
You know it's going to rain tomorrow? Both of y'all
got a weight in your hand and ain't doing nothing.
You just keep talking. That's what the gym is. Gym
is the social life.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
See, if you get a trainer, he don't let you
do that.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
He makes you work out and all that stuff.
Speaker 10 (11:04):
You gotta wear your clothes tighter so you feel like
you're a little swole.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
That's true.
Speaker 11 (11:08):
But you can't wear them too tight if you're built funny.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah. You know what I got? I got one of those.
Speaker 10 (11:13):
You got you in your second trimester or something.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh, damn! If you wear a tux, I know you're
not shocking me. I know that.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Under here, I got a shirt beard.
Speaker 10 (11:22):
You can't see me that much.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
It's under here, though. I have one of those compression shirts,
you know? I usually wear that. I wear that. It
makes you feel like you're tightened up, but it don't.
But I wear a bigger shirt over it. Yeah, I do, too.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
Like a bigger tank top.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, yeah. So did your wife get you back into
the gym? Oh, yeah, man. You can't be.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
They're going to live with my family and don't... Why?
Why did she make you get back in there? She
believed in looking good.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, she told you you got to look good. It
ain't about health.
Speaker 10 (11:45):
She don't want to look like... My wife was like... Fit, fit.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh, is she? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:49):
She's like 14 years younger than me. I got to
keep up with her.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
How long have you been with her? 20 years.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I met her. She's Filipino. Oh, okay.
Speaker 11 (11:58):
I never met a Filipino person before. I'm from Detroit.
We got black people and white people. When I met her,
I thought she was Chinese. She cussed me out.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I ain't Chinese. I said, look, rice is rice. Oh,
my God. Where did you meet her at? How'd you
come across her?
Speaker 11 (12:12):
I did a show in Sacramento. The first time I've
ever been there. I moved to LA. Somebody took me
to Sacramento, did a show at this theater, and she
was there. And somebody introduced me to her. I started visiting.
I always wanted to move in a small town. I
told my agent, like a week before that, I said,
I'm going to live in North Carolina with like two trees.
called somewhere, a real small town. I want to be
(12:33):
not a black guy there, I want to be the
black guy. The black guy, yeah. I met her, I
started visiting Sacramento, it's real small, nothing there. So I'm
the big fish in the small pond.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
So before you met her, did you always have no
problem dating the people in the audience?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
No, I was a women's pet, the men's threat. You
should have written that as a holler.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So nothing wrong with it. Do a lot of comics
do that, Ryan? Like a date? I know you haven't
in a long time. You've been off the dating. But
do a lot of comics date the audience?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Chuckle effers. Yeah, you can do that.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
The whole thing.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I don't. I never have. And I'm a married man. Yeah,
you're a married man. But I know a lot of
people that do that.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
For sure to varying. How long have you been married?
I've been with my wife for about 11 years now.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh, yeah, you almost, yeah, you sinked in there. Yeah,
it's in there.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
It's like a tattoo resting. I never actually got to
do that whole thing, right? Because, like, when I started comedy,
I pretty much wifed up very fast.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Really? I never got to have my slutty comedy days. Yeah,
I had a slutty comedy day. I used to drink, too.
I used to drink a lot.
Speaker 11 (13:40):
I haven't drank, I haven't taken a drink, I haven't
been high in 26 years.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Damn. Smoke weed, drink. What made you stop? What'd you do?
I just stopped.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
I told myself, you looking old.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 10 (13:52):
I had grocery bags under my eyes.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You didn't hit a rock bottom or something? Like, oh, God,
I got to quit. No, I was doing comedy.
Speaker 11 (13:59):
Me and my friend was up all night for two
or three nights hanging out. We were rebels. Now we're old.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
You don't look old.
Speaker 10 (14:10):
I just turned 63.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
No, well, okay.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
Right.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
They say black don't crack, but it bends. My knee
is killing me right now.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
And so you've been with your wife, you said 14 years?
Oh no, you're 14 years.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
20 years.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
20 years, but you're 14 years. Kicked out babies like that.
It was back to back. How many babies? You said three. Yeah,
she had a 10-year-old when I met her. Okay. We
got three young ones. So did you have to learn
about her culture and everything?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
No, no.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
I'd be me.
Speaker 11 (14:37):
When I go to the Philippines, like, my son was
playing in PBA, playing basketball over there.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay. Because he got through citizenship through his mom.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
And you'll never know. My wife's, like, Filipino-Puerto Rican. Okay.
And that's just, she's a diva.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That's his wife right there, Russ. Oh, beautiful. That's she
is right there. Look at you. That's my role manager.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:56):
Yeah, she's doing her girl thing today, so she didn't
come this week.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Oh, she's really your manager? She's my role manager. How's that?
My agent, she lives in Hollywood. She's dope. My producer
lives in California. In Atlanta.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
Three women run my career and it's on fire.
Speaker 11 (15:09):
If you want something done right, fellas, listen to me.
Speaker 10 (15:11):
Let a woman do it.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But you're going to hate them.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
I hear you.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You're going to hate them, hate them, hate them. That's
what I was going to say. I could never work
with my wife. You're going to get on your nerve
up to your eyebrows. But they do stuff right. Yeah.
My wife will hang up on the church. Chill out.
She go, no, Jesus got more money than that. See,
they mean, all of them are mean.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
And then all I got, that's the only fight I got.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You ain't not on the flyer. They come to see me.
You're not the boss of me, but they are.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
So her telling you to get back in the gym,
is she looking at it like a business thing? Listen, yeah,
we want to sell tickets. You got to look better,
you know. No, she don't care about women trying to
hit on me and nothing like that. She know I
handle myself. But she just, she encouraged me, you know.
I'm like, she's like 14, 15 years younger than me.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, yeah. She don't want me to get, you know.
fall out.
Speaker 8 (15:54):
Right.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Because I was thick, too, when I met her. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (15:57):
She said, I'm going to put all that, get out
of there, you know. Between the gym, the diet, and
the sex, I'm killing myself.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
How much heavier were you? I was like, I'm like
180 now. 170. And you were? 220. Oh, okay.
Speaker 10 (16:12):
Almost 230. It got out of hand.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, yeah. See, but that's how you know she loves you.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Because if she loved you when you were big, she's
going to love you more now.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
She's my best friend. Yeah. That's good.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
So how do you pick, like, which city she's going
to go to?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
She didn't come to Orlando. I don't. She pick it. Oh,
she tells you. If she got something to do with
her girlfriends, she ain't coming. Oh, okay. If she don't
like the city.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
And ain't nothing there, she usually goes to one where
she can shop.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Well, there's a lot of stuff to do in Orlando,
but she just- She come every single time. Oh, okay.
I brought my kids here. Okay. And my in-laws and
their kids. Okay.
Speaker 11 (16:44):
I brought 10 people here like two, three years ago.
One of my guys that opened for me, Dwayne, works
at Universal Studios.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Okay. Whole eight hours.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
In Orlando at Universal Studios and had to do two
shows that night. We spent eight hours there for $ 200.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh, yeah. The hookup. I live off the hookup. Yeah.
My wife don't like the hookup. She thinks it's illegal. No,
it's who you know.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Right, yeah.
Speaker 11 (17:07):
Dwayne's on the billboards around here, so yeah, he has
a lot of pull. I've built relationships in every city.
I never pay for nothing fully.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I go into.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
theaters, baseball games, football games. I got to hook up everywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Might as well do it, right?
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Are you a frugal man?
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah. I hang on to my money. I spend it, though.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
When you're going to spend money, because you see a
frugal guy as a hookup guy as a frugal guy,
but what are you spending money on?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Every, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
Do you got kids?
Speaker 8 (17:41):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
You got kids, right?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Three.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I wish I could show you this.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
Well, kids are expensive.
Speaker 10 (17:45):
I could show you this. I wish you could pull
this up online.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Why?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, you got a beautiful family photo he's shown me
on the way in.
Speaker 11 (17:51):
You got to see this. I'm going to pass this around.
My kids are... That's my set. I raised my kids
in the 70s like my mama raised me.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
Right.
Speaker 10 (18:00):
And it's a different era right now.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
You can't smack your kid at school no more.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I used to get smacked at school.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
You've been two years in therapy, you smack a kid today.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
There was a paddle that hung up above my principal's
doorway in elementary school.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
My gym teacher had that paddle with holes in it
so the wind won't block it.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That's my family.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Look at that. You guys look like, you guys look
like a band.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You know, I got that pose from the Sopranos.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oh, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That 10 year anniversary. That's so good. It looks like
a TV show. And I was bored.
Speaker 10 (18:33):
I said, you got to stand there like we're chess pieces.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Let me put this together. I love that. You see that?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
So you said you've raised them differently, like from the seven.
Do they have cell phones and stuff? Do they do
that or not?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
My kids? Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:48):
They like, some of the youngest ones are 17 now.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
Yeah, they got everything.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
They got all that, yeah, yeah. I'm almost done. Oh, okay.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
She's a senior, and after that, we told everybody, we moving,
you can't come back home.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So are you excited about having just you and your
wife at home? Yes, I can't wait.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
We got three Frenchie Bulldogs. My wife a Frenchie Bulldog lover.
We got three Frenchies. We got one more son. Her
mom live with us. She do a lot of cooking.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I got it made, dude.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
How do you think the house is going to be
different when all the kids are out of the house?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I'm gutting it out. I'm gutting it out.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
I'm making somebody's room an office. We took one of
our son's room.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
He left.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
He tried to come back. He said, you got to
sleep somewhere else. You can't sleep in there. I had
a closet world, make my wife a hose. The whole
room is a closet.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
And she still got it packed in this clutter. And
so what I do is I'm the neat freak. My wife,
she a clutterer. She a hoarder.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, yeah. How do you deal with that? Because I'm
sort of a neat freak, too. I stay away from her.
I just walk past her.
Speaker 11 (19:39):
I just turn my head. And just let her do
her thing, yeah. Because I'm a neat freak, dude. I
got to have everything in order.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, I'm sort of that way, too.
Speaker 11 (19:44):
Yeah, this wire's bothering me.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It bothers me to the better.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Of fact, just the other day, I was thinking if
I could build something to put over that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Put a blanket over that.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Something.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I'm with you. A tarp. I know. I get it.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
Yeah, I got everything in order.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
My shoes. But what I realize is that's our problem.
It's not everybody's. Yeah, my wife's a clutterer, dude. She clutters?
She's a good girl. How is she with laundry? Clutter.
Just clutter. Like she just throws it all in a pile?
And she know I'm going to do it. Uh-huh. I
do the laundry. Oh, you do the laundry. I do everything.
You know, I got to be honest. I put everything
back together. It does sound to me like your wife
runs the show.
Speaker 11 (20:18):
If I leave the house, when I get back home
on Sunday night, Sunday afternoon, the house is going to
look like somebody was looking for a secret disc.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
And they ransacked the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the
FBI showed up. They try to clean up before I
get home. Yeah. Because I lose it. Yeah. Yeah. Is
this how we live it? Are we homeless?
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Are you not entertained? I'm in that era. They know me.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
I lived that life for so long of having the
messy room, and you kind of hear the parents' car
coming down the road and just running to get everything
set up.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's how my mama lived. I still live like that
to this day.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
My wife's way more chill, but I'll hear her car
pull up in the driveway, and I feel like I
got to be doing something, cleaning to get it ready.
Speaker 11 (21:03):
You know, my mother was about to be home when
we were young. We had that place spotless. My mother
didn't play. I did 10 years in the Army, so
I'm neat.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I'm uniformed. I'm on time. I'm early with everything. But
my wife, my God. She's going to be late for
her funeral. We're going to be mourning at the funeral.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
She's going to jump out of her Uber dead and
run back and climb in the casket.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
But that's got to be frustrating, too, because comedians in general,
most of them aren't like you.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Most of them are late, messy people. How do you
deal with them?
Speaker 11 (21:34):
I was out here for a while waiting on y'all.
That's how I'm everywhere I go.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm there. He's here early. I gotta get early. Oh, yeah.
I'm like Russian. I'm early. I get you. I get you.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
So what do you think about people, like there's like
a thing now, like where people think that they should
have a grace period always. Like being, like that if
you're 10 to 15.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Minutes late, it's not a big deal. What do you
think about, like would you hire somebody?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I think you're not going to hang out with me. Yeah, exactly.
I'm not going to be there with you.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I'll meet you there.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
And I hope they've locked the door.
Speaker 11 (22:03):
I hope they've locked the door.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Have you ever been to Japan? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Okay, so I learned this crazy thing about Japan. Like,
one of the most offensive things, I would not make
it in Japan. The most offensive thing you can do
is be late. Like, if you show up late for
whatever reason, they don't care about your excuse, whatever, it's
super offensive, and they never forgive you.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never knew that.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
Yeah, so you'd be perfect in Japan. I, as an
ADHD late person, I'm like, I would ruin my time
in Japan so quickly.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, don't you go to Japan. Don't hang out with me.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I got to be on time, man. So have you
done stand-up comedy all over the world?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Everywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Really? Nigeria. All the bases, the army bases in Japan. Yeah. Oh,
army bases. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Rotterdam, Amsterdam, London, Nigeria, Seychelles.
Speaker 11 (22:52):
A sheik sent me, found me on YouTube, got in
touch with my agent and sent me to Seychelles Island.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
And everybody's, that's everybody's bucket list. I never heard of
the place.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I never heard of it either.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
And it's a thousand miles outside of Kenya.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Uh-huh. Right in the middle of the ocean. Oh, wow.
And it's historical.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
And a sheik had me go there to do a
show in front of 30 people.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Paid me 20 grand for 30 minutes. Whoa. And we
had no idea what we was getting into. We didn't know.
We flew there. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:19):
We got there two days before. And just check this out.
So the day of the show, they gave us a suite.
Everybody knew we was with the sheik. They was treating us.
We had like 11 maids.
Speaker 10 (23:32):
And my wife had a.
Speaker 11 (23:34):
ocean's view right on the ocean right we had a
one of those hotels you think was coming to america
and my wife would not leave the room she was
on the beach back in the room so when i
went to came in gave me they sent me in
a golf cart the guys took me to the room
it was a marbled room they said whatever you do
don't jump in the audience so don't touch nobody just
do your comedy so i went in there and i
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was backstage and i'm peeking out there i seen the
chic he's like 30 feet from me, behind a sheer thing.
He had the suit on, like a regular suit, but
all the Abu Dhabi prince-looking thing on his head.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
I look out there, I said, I.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Was reading a piece of paper. It's like a lot
of nasty stuff going on. I said, what's this right here?
He said, oh, that's the stuff they put this and that.
He said, he's a freak. Yeah, I've heard about that.
He's like freaky stuff, but he can't do it in
the home. So he owns that part of Seychelles Island.
So he can get wild. So they've been doing, and
he said, he likes women and men. And all the
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women look like Victoria's Secret models. Everybody in there look
like David Beckham and beautiful, some black people in there,
black girls and what not. 40 people in a marbled room.
I said, well, I tore up my little sheet. He said,
the nastier the jokes, the better.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I said, what?
Speaker 11 (24:49):
I got a whole tons of that. I went out
there and just went nasty on them. They was like
loving it. And then it was hot. Took my jacket off.
Three girls got on stage. It was a little platform.
Pulled me in the audience. They told you not to
go to the audience. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa. They
took my shirt off. They said, take it off. And
they was rubbing on me. Men and women touching me.
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I was so scared.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I let them rub on me. And I'm looking at
the sheet like, don't cut my head off. It's not
my fault. He was like this.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
Do it.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Do it.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
I'm like, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
And I was like, humping on everybody. Humping on me.
Speaker 11 (25:20):
I'm like, what the hell? And the dude grabbed me
and put me back on stage and took me out
the back and took me back to my room.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So did you do 30 minutes exactly? I did like
20 something.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I was 20 and over 20, but they grabbed me.
For 20 grand. I did eight minutes of being rubbed on.
I was jerk diggler.
Speaker 11 (25:35):
Can you stick around for one more segment?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, because I'm going to take my shirt off in
a minute. I'm going to rub on.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Tony Roberts is here with us. Tony Roberts is going
to be at the Funny Bone. He'll be at the
Funny Bone tonight, tomorrow night, and Sunday, or just today?
Just four shows.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Just four shows.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
So get your tickets at the Funny Bone. Two tonight,
two tomorrow. All right.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
We'll come back with Tony Roberts. Don't go anywhere. You're
listening to the Machos of the Morning. Hey, welcome to
the Machos of the Morning. It's Radio 104.1 broadcasting live
on iHeartRadio. Amber Nova here today. Savannah, Ryan, and Angel.
And our special guest is Tony Roberts, who's going to
be at the Funny Bone tonight and tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Second appearance with us. nice of you to come back. Hey,
let me ask you this question.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
So I, cause I struggled with this at the beginning
of the show this morning at six o'clock. It's like, well,
today is the 25th anniversary of nine 11, but it,
and you know, and so you, you need to talk
about it a little bit or whatever, but you know,
is it half of our, a lot of our audience
wasn't even born then they, they don't really remember.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
So how do you juggle? You're going to do comedy tonight.
Will you, will you bring it up at all? You
don't mention it. I don't have time for it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I don't have time for it. What's your thoughts on 9-11?
Speaker 10 (26:47):
I did not realize it crept up on us like that.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah. 25 years. That's crazy. It's been 25 years?
Speaker 10 (26:53):
That's crazy, right?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I was living in New York. You were in New York?
Speaker 11 (26:55):
I was living in Mount Vernon. My mother called me
and kept calling me and calling me. And I answered
the phone.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
What you want? She said, look at TV.
Speaker 10 (27:03):
And I'm flicking a TV. And I see the building building.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
On fire, right?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
So I kept, I thought it was a movie. So
I kept clipping. Looking, what do you want me to
look at? The plane is in the building, blah, blah, blah.
The terrorists. I backed it up. I said, is that real?
Speaker 11 (27:18):
So me and my ex-wife, we jumped out, ran down.
We found out they wanted, they looking for stuff, donating
and everything and need some help.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
So you were in the city when it happened.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (27:30):
So we rolled down and Just when we've been, when
you're leaving, when you're going to New York, when you get.
Speaker 10 (27:38):
Into Manhattan, you can see everything open up.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Right.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
But you got to pass all these trees in the forest. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
Soon we pass, we almost seen the second plane hit.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Oof.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
I said, we heard it. We know you hear a
faint boom, but it was already in there. And I
thought it was a movie.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I couldn't believe it. I didn't want to go down further.
Speaker 11 (28:02):
My ex-wife, she went and got a whole bunch of stuff,
and I packed this car for her, and then she
went out there and started giving out blankets, helping.
Speaker 10 (28:11):
With the water and everything.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Being there at the time, did it seem surreal? Like,
when you look back now, probably... It was bad.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (28:16):
It was like, even a week later, it was like
a haunted... You had to be there.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah. It's crazy.
Speaker 11 (28:23):
You still got the scent, smell to it, the smoke,
the rubble.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
It was bad, bad, bad.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
So do you feel like you have a different connection
to it because you were actually there?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
Yeah. It's worse than you see on TV.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It was worse. Yeah. It was worse.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
But even with that being said, here we are 25
years later, you don't feel like it's something you need
to address?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
No.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
I don't. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I think that's what most of our, most of our,
I asked the listeners this morning, they were texting in
and most of them were like, yeah, let's, let's just
have fun today.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
We don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 10 (28:58):
I blogged something about it. The anniversary.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
You did? I would.
Speaker 10 (29:01):
Oh, instead of just starting, I want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you do a lot with
social media?
Speaker 11 (29:07):
Is that, uh, well, I'm getting on it more now
than I used to. I feel like I'm too old.
I don't really care about the social media. But my
team does. They just be, okay, we got this. I
need you to say something. I need you to do something.
I send it to them. I go crazy online or
something and then bam, bam, bam. It's not me to
do it by myself.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Gotcha, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And a lot of other comics, they get a podcast.
Have you thought about that? Is that something you do? Yeah,
I've been told I need a podcast because I got
a lot of stuff. I got a few people that
wanted to be on it.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
And then we just, I just want to get a theme.
I think the theme will fall in.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (29:41):
But online, like on podcasts or radio or whatever, I'm
just going to go, go, go, go.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (29:46):
So I think I'm going to I got to do
that right away.
Speaker 11 (29:49):
I'm going to do a split screen with some other guys.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I don't want to have to be there.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
Right.
Speaker 11 (29:54):
I can just do a split screen with two other guys,
one from Detroit and one lives in LA.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
And then we're going to just go at it. Do
you still live in Detroit?
Speaker 5 (30:01):
No.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No, no. I live in Sacramento. Oh, OK.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
How's that? Small. It was simple. Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 10 (30:08):
So I moved there. I moved there when I met
my wife.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
Right.
Speaker 10 (30:11):
And so coming to visit, I said, this is where
I'm going to live.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
If I hadn't lived there, I'd be somewhere in Two Tree,
North Carolina somewhere.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I want to live in a cabin.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
I want to live where there's only like population 50 people.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
So she lived there and you moved there with her.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
She moved.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
She moved.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
To the United States when she was four. Didn't even
know no English.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Oh, okay. Now she got two degrees and we got
a bunch of kids. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (30:34):
And she do her thing, man. She's... Oh, my God.
My wife's something else.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
We so different. I'm telling you. But we complement each other.
What I lack, she's... brilliant at it. And then back
and forth.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
When you do your stand-up, do you use some of the,
you know, obviously... She's good with money.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Well, obviously, do you use some of your relationship as.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
The whole.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
75% of my sex.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Your act? Okay. It's my family. Okay, yeah. Because she's younger.
She don't get mad? No, she know it. Yeah, yeah.
She say, just, why don't you say this?
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Okay, I say it.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, she don't care. Everybody wants to meet her because
I talk about her so much. Gotcha.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
And my kids, they see us online.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (31:12):
But when they see her... Like I'll go out and
take a couple of pictures of pizza. Hey, somebody want
to meet you, blah, blah, blah. And they, they, there
she is. And she hate that. She hate the limelight.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh really? Period. But she doesn't mind you using her,
like your relationship. I compliment her as I talk about her. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Angel question for, for Tony Roberts. Tony, I'm just curious,
because you come from- You're that sexy man behind the glass.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
I appreciate that, brother.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
He only wears a chic helmet.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
You look fantastic yourself. I was curious what your opinions
were on this. You come from that old school.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
Right.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Robin Harris, Bernie Mac, Martin Lawrence, those guys are in
that world of yours. When a comic, a fellow comic
of that world, like Aries Spears, comes out and says-
I don't get it. I don't understand why people still
love Bernie Mac. I don't understand why people think Martin
Lawrence's sitcom was successful. How does that land on a
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gentleman like yourself? He's an idiot. Whoever said that.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
That was Aries. That was Aries Spears this week. Yeah,
but you see Aries' eyes? He washed his face with cigars.
I think Ares just tries to piss everybody off, right?
Speaker 5 (32:20):
No, that's what he's doing. No, no, he does that,
and he does that very well. He is a professional troll,
and that's the lane. But this is not the first
time he's gone at Bernie, and sometimes it seems like
he's going on.
Speaker 11 (32:33):
Only reason he's going at Bernie is because he knows
the right buttons to push. He's going to do that
on successful, very loved comics for a reason.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:43):
If you got somebody you don't like and he talking
about them, well, you know, nothing because you don't like
them either.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Nobody cares.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
But you get somebody like Bernie or Robin Harris or
something like that and no.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah. He doing it on purpose. He needs something to do.
He's always been like that, right?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Ever since he's... Because he comes in here once a
year or whatever and there's always some controversy with him,
him saying something about somebody.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
No, that's what I'm saying. That's his lane. He's the
professional troll. But like, again, with this one specifically... This
is not the first, second, or third time he's had
something negative to say about Bernie Mac. And so it's
one of those things where.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Bernie Mac was amazing.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Well, he's a hero.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
He's the greatest ever.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Man, he is. Oh, my God. The movies. Not just
the stand-up.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
The movies.
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (33:25):
But Eric Spears, when you said him, I knew you
was going to say something about him. He's always like that, man.
You know, one time we did a show in Canada,
and he asked me, I was going right before him,
and he asked me in another comic, we talking, he said, hey, y'all,
I need y'all not to talk about this subject, this subject,
or that subject. I said, first of all, you got
your problem. That's not your problem. Your problem is going
to be following me. so if everybody knows every comic
(33:48):
in the country know I'm doing my documentary now and
everybody I have somebody say something about me whatever so
I can put it in the first thing they say
just a guy you don't want to follow yeah they
don't want to go behind me at all so what
did he say when you told him that I told him, oh.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
He said, no, what do you mean? No, I'm going
to do my thing. I said, I want you to.
But you can't never do them on purpose.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 10 (34:08):
And he couldn't follow it at all. And he tried
to tell the promoter.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Does it happen a lot where comics say, hey, don't
bring this up? It happens a lot with that guy.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
With that guy. Yeah. Him and, you know what? Who else?
Speaker 10 (34:20):
If you get some older comics.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
And they got younger comics with them, they'll say, hey, man,
can y'all not talk about this subject?
Speaker 10 (34:29):
And they'll respect it because.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
They're glad to be on the show.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
But you can't tell another veteran What to do.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (34:37):
No, you can't tell them. That's weak.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (34:39):
A lot of them want to say that to you,
but it's weak. They know that's weak.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I'm surprised. I didn't know that was a thing for
a comic. That's a big thing. Hey, don't talk about this.
That's my. That means you're afraid.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (34:48):
It means you can't even go. If you talk, if
you open it for me and you don't even do comedy,
but you get on stage, I'm talking about four subjects.
I will do one of those subjects. I won't do
the other subjects.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'll do one. I say, yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
So my man was just talking about this and this.
That's my opinion on it. And bam, I do my way.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Everybody's opinion is going to be different.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Different.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah. You might just reiterate it, but to tell them
don't do it. That's crazy. You're a coward. That had
to piss you off. You're a coward.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:17):
I hate, oh God, we talking about this on the
way from the airport. Matter of fact, I just jumped
on a red eye. You talking about sleepy?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I'm gonna go in the hotel, put my thumb in
my mouth like a kid. Well, listen, we appreciate you
stopping by once again. Always good to see you.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Tony Roberts, he's gonna be at the Funny Bone tonight,
tomorrow night. You're always welcome to come in. Thank you
so much for stopping by.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah, I gotta go. I was going to do Sunday.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
I got my grandmama getting an abortion, so I got
to tell her. Oh, my God. She only trusts me
to be with her.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
All right, when we come back, Angel's going to bring
you Monster Sports. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the
Monster of the Morning.
Welcome out of the box. It's morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Your radio 104.1 broadcasting live on iHeartRadio. It is a Friday.
Hope you're ready for a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Savannah, are you going to be at Gatorland this weekend?
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I am going to be at Gatorland on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (00:13):
On Saturday, I have to be in Sarasota at the
Moat Aquarium for a big educational event that I'm presenting at.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Well, tomorrow, we're all going to be out at Pitmasters
and Pourers. It's a big event. It's actually a free event, too.
They're not charging. It's free attendance. All kinds of great
stuff happening. Live music. Naomi Bradshaw and the Dotcoms are performing.
Thompson Square is performing. There's going to be college football
on the big screen. You're going to have beer, bacon, barbecue, bourbon.
(00:41):
That's going to be awesome. And MWO Wrestling will be happening.
There are five matches that are going on. Amber Nova
will defend her title.
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Belt.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
We'll see, because it seems like Amber's in trouble.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, I'm going to talk to you about that in
a minute. Onyx the One with Tuna Tim will defend
his belt. Poppy D is wrestling. And then Angel and
I are going to bring you all the action. We
are your MWO announce team, thanks to Mills Air. So
that's all happening. Bell time's at 4 o'clock. This event
starts at 3 o'clock. And I will be in a tent,
(01:14):
a Real Radio tent, for the Carla K Cancer Screening
Fund if you want to come help us You know,
we're going to be raising money, trying to get as
much money as possible so we can get people's cancer screenings.
And we are auctioning off the belt that is behind
Amber that's been signed by the champions who have had it.
Teal Piper, Hollywood, Haley Jay, Amber Nova has all signed it.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Yeah, we all signed this in Las Vegas, actually. at
wrestle con wrestlemania weekend yeah so.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
We're all there win or lose i'm auctioning off your
belt and that is correct and you still don't have
a belt we'll talk about that in a second uh
ryan who has the floor uh arturo.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
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(02:35):
you have the floor.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
What up, Art? How you doing, buddy? Good morning, Monsters.
How long have you been listening to the show, Art?
Speaker 8 (02:43):
Since 2006.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Long time. We appreciate that. Thank you so very much.
What do you do for a living?
Speaker 8 (02:50):
I work in finance here in Central Florida.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
So I imagine if you work in finance, if you're
working with money, you're making money.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
That's what I always think. If you want to make money,
you got to work with money. Is that accurate?
Speaker 8 (03:04):
You might work around a lot of money. Doesn't mean
you necessarily have.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
A lot of money.
Speaker 9 (03:08):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Gotcha. Okay. All right. So I'm wrong.
Speaker 8 (03:11):
Three kids, you know, it goes fast.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Oh, you got three kids. Okay. And you're taking them
to school right now?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
I know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I just dropped her off.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
My oldest daughter.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Okay. Did, did she know the answer to the trivia question?
Speaker 8 (03:22):
Did, if she, did she, uh, thank God, thank God
she did not know.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
If she just said, if she said Michelob light, I'd laugh. Um,
so what would you, uh, what would you like to
plug and promote and tell us about?
Speaker 8 (03:33):
Yeah. So I grew up over in St. Petersburg and, uh,
my middle brother, he has a fishing charter over there
and also a food truck. So the fishing charter is, uh,
is a Spanish sardine fishing.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (03:46):
And his food truck is the happy snapper food truck. So,
the happy snapper food truck.com. And then I think the
Spanish sardine is Spanish sardine fishing or Spanish sardine charters
or something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Dot com. But yeah, he's a hard worker.
Speaker 8 (03:59):
He's got a lot of kids himself and he loves
taking families out on their charters and his charters and
putting kids.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
On their first fish.
Speaker 8 (04:06):
You know, it's, it's, he lives the dream. So yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
How many times have you gone fishing with your, with
your brother? Oh man.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Back in my high school days, we used to do
a lot of Southern Kingfish tournaments.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:18):
Um, so yeah, I know we grew up fishing, boating,
you know, all the fun stuff. So very fortunate.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Well, he's living in the right, he's living in the
right part of Florida to do that. That's a, that's
pretty cool. And so he's got a charter boat. How
big is his boat?
Speaker 8 (04:31):
It's a, I want to say it's like a mid twenties,
almost 30 foot or something, but it's more of a flat.
Cause he, back in the day, we used to do
a lot of offshore fishing. And, uh, after, you know,
after many years, it just beats up your back. Right.
And so now he does mostly inshore.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
And, uh, and so he's got, uh, I forget the boat,
but it's a, it's.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
A big boat, but it's flat on the bottom.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Ryan just, Ryan just pulled the website up and we
got to see, uh, his boat there.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
It's, uh, it's, it's very nice.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Well, you put it up so everyone on our YouTube channel.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Can see it. Uh, and it gives them a nice
little spot, a little commercial. And that's awesome, buddy. Well, listen,
thank you so much for listening as long as you
have been. We appreciate it. And you have a great.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Weekend, okay? You too.
Speaker 8 (05:10):
And I can't wait to see that new belt this
Saturday out in Mount Dora. I heard lots of great
things about it.
Speaker 9 (05:14):
Yeah, I mean, there's a good chance it could turn up,
you know?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
You think?
Speaker 9 (05:18):
You never know with us.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh, my God. You don't even. All right, Art.
Speaker 9 (05:21):
I think I'm going to get strangled like Bart Simpson
and Homer right now.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
If you hadn't, you just bugged the Jesus out of
me about the belt.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
And I finally gave in. And then you're like, well,
it'll be here in four weeks. And that was... Five
months ago. Four months ago. Five months. Four or five
months ago.
Speaker 9 (05:42):
That's three, four months. Let's not exaggerate, boys.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
And yeah, you gave me like a six-week limit. Let's
not under-exaggerate. It's been five months. This is 9-11 today.
It is September the 11th. This was way back.
Speaker 9 (05:54):
And it was day four, May 26th is the receipt
he sent me.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Either way. May, June, July, August, September.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Four months. That's month five. It's five months, five months. Anyway,
it doesn't matter. It's still, it's not here for your match.
And I, and I already promised that I was going
to auction. I told the board for the Carla K
cancer screening fund that, listen, I have a fundraising idea,
you know, cause I had to pay for your belt.
So I'm like, I'll take the other belt. and I'll
donate it to the Carla K. Camp Screening Fund.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
People are going to die because you're responsible.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
Ryan, don't say stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm auctioning it off on Saturday come hell or high water,
and you're not going to have a belt. And if
Xanthi Lee wins, I got to explain this to her that, hey, listen,
I got another belt on the way. Like, you know,
if she wins the belt.
Speaker 9 (06:38):
This is very mentally distracting for me. I won't lie.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Well, we don't want to mentally stress you out. Yeah,
my goodness.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
Whether I win or lose. But obviously when my match,
I will, I guess, end up being no championship belt Nova.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
And whose fault will it be?
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Me for picking the wrong guy to make this championship.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
So you're not going to blame me. I'm not going
to be the a-hole, right?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
No, not by any means.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
It's not. You know, it's not my fault that I
chose a championship belt guy that I've gotten one in
the past done by. And this time he didn't come
through for me. So I should have chose somebody else.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
So you're not going to be mad at me.
Speaker 9 (07:14):
No, I'm not mad at you. I know that we're
auctioning this off for the Carla K cancer.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
You bought a couple of wrestling belts, right?
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
That one right there. How long that one take? It
took about three weeks. Okay. You got that beautiful MWL
men's belt. How long that one takes? Three weeks. Okay.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
The one I got on X three weeks.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
This, This one, this new one is going to razzle
you guys. It is going to be muzzle dazzle.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
The only one that wanted the new one was who?
Speaker 9 (07:40):
Oh, we both agreed on that.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
No, no, no, no, no, no. We did not both agree. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 9 (07:45):
Your nice MWO logo.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Do not lie.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
And we also agreed that this one was gigantic.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I did not agree to any of that. You just,
you just bothered the hell out of me until I said, fine,
leave me alone.
Speaker 9 (07:57):
So then everyone learned a valuable lesson today.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay. What did we learn?
Speaker 9 (08:00):
If you pester enough, you get your way.
Speaker 7 (08:05):
I would like to speak to the audience directly for
a moment because the audience seems to think we're very
hard on Amber Nova lately. And then like, this is like,
we're being so mean. This is what we're dealing with
all the time. And when you deal with it day in,
day out, it becomes frustrating.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'm not being mean.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I'm just saying, listen, this is what we said and
this is what we're going to do. So Saturday I'm
auctioning that off and you're not going to have a
wrestling belt.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
Am I well?
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Well, I mean, the one you ordered.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
Will the referee be able to at least hold it
up in the match to announce that this is a
title match?
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Yes. The audience knows it's not the belt now.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I'm going to have it in the Real Radio tent beforehand.
And then when I go with Angel to do the announcing,
I'm going to bring it with me. And then when
you're about to walk into the ring, I'm going to
hand it to you so you can take it into
the ring.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
It'll look good. And then I'm taking it right back
from you.
Speaker 8 (08:53):
Right.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
People know it is a championship match.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
Why are you guys being so trashy with your belts, though?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
If Xanthi Lee wins, she gets to take pictures with
it and stuff.
Speaker 8 (09:03):
Who?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Xanthi Lee. That's who she's wrestling. Xanthi Lee, right there.
Speaker 7 (09:07):
As a board member of the Carla K Cancer Screening Fund,
this is very frustrating.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I am a board member. Just the fact that we
need to get people scanned.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
People are still getting heart disease and cancer, Amber, and
we don't got a belt to give them to auction away.
Speaker 10 (09:19):
And keep it going.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, right, right, right. So anyway, you know what's happening
on Saturday? Yes, of course. Okay, good. All right, we
got to take a little break. Don't go anywhere. You're
listening to the March of the Morning.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
What the hell is Angel listening to from 9 till
midnight right here on Real Radio 104.1?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
What can people look forward to.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Tonight, Angel? We're going to debut some new music and
give away some vinyl.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Oh, that's right.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You're doing the vinyl thing. Who's your sponsor? The Berry
family and records. So I got some pieces of vinyl
that will be given away. Actually, we'll probably give the
vinyl away during the show. And then I got a
really cool box set that I got to figure out
a cool way to give away.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Okay, very good. Uh, welcome back.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I'm Russ with angel and Ryan Amber Nova Savannah here today.
And we have a special guest from the funny bone.
Tony Roberts is in with you were here with us
like one year ago.
Speaker 10 (10:10):
Take my shirt off. Let my nipples out.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
If you want to sexy. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
There's some headphones for you. It's been about a year
since we saw you last.
Speaker 10 (10:20):
Yeah, about a year.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. How you been? Do I look different?
You know what?
Speaker 11 (10:24):
You look almost the same. See, that's what I'm saying.
Because my wife keeps slapping stuff out of my hand.
I can't eat nothing. I'm on diets I don't want
to be on.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Oh, really?
Speaker 11 (10:32):
Yeah, she got me in the gym and I lost
like 15 pounds.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
I'm looking for it, though. I'm going to get it back.
Speaker 8 (10:37):
You look good.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Do you like the gym? I started going recently. I
make myself go. I have a trainer that kind of
forces me to go.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
I just don't like it.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
The gym is where your best conversations come in.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
With who? With anybody. I don't talk to anybody. You
find a reason not to lift his weight. How you doing, man?
Speaker 11 (10:52):
You know it's going to rain tomorrow? Both of y'all
got a weight in your hand and ain't doing nothing.
You just keep talking. That's what the gym is. Gym
is the social life.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
See, if you get a trainer, he don't let you
do that.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
He makes you work out and all that stuff.
Speaker 10 (11:04):
You gotta wear your clothes tighter so you feel like
you're a little swole.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
That's true.
Speaker 11 (11:08):
But you can't wear them too tight if you're built funny.
Speaker 8 (11:10):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah. You know what I got? I got one of those.
Speaker 10 (11:13):
You got you in your second trimester or something.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh, damn! If you wear a tux, I know you're
not shocking me. I know that.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
Yeah, man.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Under here, I got a shirt beard.
Speaker 10 (11:22):
You can't see me that much.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
It's under here, though. I have one of those compression shirts,
you know? I usually wear that. I wear that. It
makes you feel like you're tightened up, but it don't.
But I wear a bigger shirt over it. Yeah, I do, too.
Speaker 10 (11:33):
Like a bigger tank top.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, yeah. So did your wife get you back into
the gym? Oh, yeah, man. You can't be.
Speaker 11 (11:38):
They're going to live with my family and don't... Why?
Why did she make you get back in there? She
believed in looking good.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Oh, she told you you got to look good. It
ain't about health.
Speaker 10 (11:45):
She don't want to look like... My wife was like... Fit, fit.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh, is she? Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (11:49):
She's like 14 years younger than me. I got to
keep up with her.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
How long have you been with her? 20 years.
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I met her. She's Filipino. Oh, okay.
Speaker 11 (11:58):
I never met a Filipino person before. I'm from Detroit.
We got black people and white people. When I met her,
I thought she was Chinese. She cussed me out.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
I ain't Chinese. I said, look, rice is rice. Oh,
my God. Where did you meet her at? How'd you
come across her?
Speaker 11 (12:12):
I did a show in Sacramento. The first time I've
ever been there. I moved to LA. Somebody took me
to Sacramento, did a show at this theater, and she
was there. And somebody introduced me to her. I started visiting.
I always wanted to move in a small town. I
told my agent, like a week before that, I said,
I'm going to live in North Carolina with like two trees.
called somewhere, a real small town. I want to be
(12:33):
not a black guy there, I want to be the
black guy. The black guy, yeah. I met her, I
started visiting Sacramento, it's real small, nothing there. So I'm
the big fish in the small pond.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
So before you met her, did you always have no
problem dating the people in the audience?
Speaker 1 (12:48):
No, I was a women's pet, the men's threat. You
should have written that as a holler.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
So nothing wrong with it. Do a lot of comics
do that, Ryan? Like a date? I know you haven't
in a long time. You've been off the dating. But
do a lot of comics date the audience?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Chuckle effers. Yeah, you can do that.
Speaker 5 (13:06):
The whole thing.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
I don't. I never have. And I'm a married man. Yeah,
you're a married man. But I know a lot of
people that do that.
Speaker 8 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
For sure to varying. How long have you been married?
I've been with my wife for about 11 years now.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Oh, yeah, you almost, yeah, you sinked in there. Yeah,
it's in there.
Speaker 7 (13:23):
It's like a tattoo resting. I never actually got to
do that whole thing, right? Because, like, when I started comedy,
I pretty much wifed up very fast.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Really? I never got to have my slutty comedy days. Yeah,
I had a slutty comedy day. I used to drink, too.
I used to drink a lot.
Speaker 11 (13:40):
I haven't drank, I haven't taken a drink, I haven't
been high in 26 years.
Speaker 5 (13:44):
No.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Damn. Smoke weed, drink. What made you stop? What'd you do?
I just stopped.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
I told myself, you looking old.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 10 (13:52):
I had grocery bags under my eyes.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
You didn't hit a rock bottom or something? Like, oh, God,
I got to quit. No, I was doing comedy.
Speaker 11 (13:59):
Me and my friend was up all night for two
or three nights hanging out. We were rebels. Now we're old.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
You don't look old.
Speaker 10 (14:10):
I just turned 63.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
No, well, okay.
Speaker 8 (14:12):
Right.
Speaker 10 (14:13):
They say black don't crack, but it bends. My knee
is killing me right now.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
And so you've been with your wife, you said 14 years?
Oh no, you're 14 years.
Speaker 6 (14:22):
20 years.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
20 years, but you're 14 years. Kicked out babies like that.
It was back to back. How many babies? You said three. Yeah,
she had a 10-year-old when I met her. Okay. We
got three young ones. So did you have to learn
about her culture and everything?
Speaker 6 (14:34):
No, no.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
I'd be me.
Speaker 11 (14:37):
When I go to the Philippines, like, my son was
playing in PBA, playing basketball over there.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay. Because he got through citizenship through his mom.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
And you'll never know. My wife's, like, Filipino-Puerto Rican. Okay.
And that's just, she's a diva.
Speaker 8 (14:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That's his wife right there, Russ. Oh, beautiful. That's she
is right there. Look at you. That's my role manager.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (14:56):
Yeah, she's doing her girl thing today, so she didn't
come this week.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Oh, she's really your manager? She's my role manager. How's that?
My agent, she lives in Hollywood. She's dope. My producer
lives in California. In Atlanta.
Speaker 10 (15:06):
Three women run my career and it's on fire.
Speaker 11 (15:09):
If you want something done right, fellas, listen to me.
Speaker 10 (15:11):
Let a woman do it.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
But you're going to hate them.
Speaker 8 (15:13):
I hear you.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
You're going to hate them, hate them, hate them. That's
what I was going to say. I could never work
with my wife. You're going to get on your nerve
up to your eyebrows. But they do stuff right. Yeah.
My wife will hang up on the church. Chill out.
She go, no, Jesus got more money than that. See,
they mean, all of them are mean.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
And then all I got, that's the only fight I got.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
You ain't not on the flyer. They come to see me.
You're not the boss of me, but they are.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
So her telling you to get back in the gym,
is she looking at it like a business thing? Listen, yeah,
we want to sell tickets. You got to look better,
you know. No, she don't care about women trying to
hit on me and nothing like that. She know I
handle myself. But she just, she encouraged me, you know.
I'm like, she's like 14, 15 years younger than me.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, yeah. She don't want me to get, you know.
fall out.
Speaker 8 (15:54):
Right.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Because I was thick, too, when I met her. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (15:57):
She said, I'm going to put all that, get out
of there, you know. Between the gym, the diet, and
the sex, I'm killing myself.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
How much heavier were you? I was like, I'm like
180 now. 170. And you were? 220. Oh, okay.
Speaker 10 (16:12):
Almost 230. It got out of hand.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah, yeah. See, but that's how you know she loves you.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
Oh, yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Because if she loved you when you were big, she's
going to love you more now.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
She's my best friend. Yeah. That's good.
Speaker 10 (16:22):
I don't know how.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
So how do you pick, like, which city she's going
to go to?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
I don't.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
She didn't come to Orlando. I don't. She pick it. Oh,
she tells you. If she got something to do with
her girlfriends, she ain't coming. Oh, okay. If she don't
like the city.
Speaker 10 (16:35):
And ain't nothing there, she usually goes to one where
she can shop.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Well, there's a lot of stuff to do in Orlando,
but she just- She come every single time. Oh, okay.
I brought my kids here. Okay. And my in-laws and
their kids. Okay.
Speaker 11 (16:44):
I brought 10 people here like two, three years ago.
One of my guys that opened for me, Dwayne, works
at Universal Studios.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Okay. Whole eight hours.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
In Orlando at Universal Studios and had to do two
shows that night. We spent eight hours there for $ 200.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh, yeah. The hookup. I live off the hookup. Yeah.
My wife don't like the hookup. She thinks it's illegal. No,
it's who you know.
Speaker 5 (17:06):
Right, yeah.
Speaker 11 (17:07):
Dwayne's on the billboards around here, so yeah, he has
a lot of pull. I've built relationships in every city.
I never pay for nothing fully.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
I go into.
Speaker 11 (17:15):
theaters, baseball games, football games. I got to hook up everywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Might as well do it, right?
Speaker 8 (17:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Are you a frugal man?
Speaker 10 (17:24):
Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah. I hang on to my money. I spend it, though.
Speaker 7 (17:30):
When you're going to spend money, because you see a
frugal guy as a hookup guy as a frugal guy,
but what are you spending money on?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
Every, I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 9 (17:40):
Do you got kids?
Speaker 8 (17:41):
What?
Speaker 1 (17:41):
You got kids, right?
Speaker 5 (17:42):
Three.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
I wish I could show you this.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
Well, kids are expensive.
Speaker 10 (17:45):
I could show you this. I wish you could pull
this up online.
Speaker 6 (17:48):
Why?
Speaker 1 (17:48):
Yeah, you got a beautiful family photo he's shown me
on the way in.
Speaker 11 (17:51):
You got to see this. I'm going to pass this around.
My kids are... That's my set. I raised my kids
in the 70s like my mama raised me.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
Right.
Speaker 10 (18:00):
And it's a different era right now.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:02):
You can't smack your kid at school no more.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I used to get smacked at school.
Speaker 11 (18:06):
You've been two years in therapy, you smack a kid today.
Speaker 7 (18:10):
There was a paddle that hung up above my principal's
doorway in elementary school.
Speaker 11 (18:14):
My gym teacher had that paddle with holes in it
so the wind won't block it.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
That's my family.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Oh, wow.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Look at that. You guys look like, you guys look
like a band.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You know, I got that pose from the Sopranos.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oh, that's amazing.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
That 10 year anniversary. That's so good. It looks like
a TV show. And I was bored.
Speaker 10 (18:33):
I said, you got to stand there like we're chess pieces.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Let me put this together. I love that. You see that?
Speaker 2 (18:39):
So you said you've raised them differently, like from the seven.
Do they have cell phones and stuff? Do they do
that or not?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
My kids? Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:48):
They like, some of the youngest ones are 17 now.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
Yeah, they got everything.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
They got all that, yeah, yeah. I'm almost done. Oh, okay.
Speaker 10 (18:54):
She's a senior, and after that, we told everybody, we moving,
you can't come back home.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
So are you excited about having just you and your
wife at home? Yes, I can't wait.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
We got three Frenchie Bulldogs. My wife a Frenchie Bulldog lover.
We got three Frenchies. We got one more son. Her
mom live with us. She do a lot of cooking.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
I got it made, dude.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
How do you think the house is going to be
different when all the kids are out of the house?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I'm gutting it out. I'm gutting it out.
Speaker 10 (19:15):
I'm making somebody's room an office. We took one of
our son's room.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
He left.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
He tried to come back. He said, you got to
sleep somewhere else. You can't sleep in there. I had
a closet world, make my wife a hose. The whole
room is a closet.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 11 (19:27):
And she still got it packed in this clutter. And
so what I do is I'm the neat freak. My wife,
she a clutterer. She a hoarder.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Yeah, yeah. How do you deal with that? Because I'm
sort of a neat freak, too. I stay away from her.
I just walk past her.
Speaker 11 (19:39):
I just turn my head. And just let her do
her thing, yeah. Because I'm a neat freak, dude. I
got to have everything in order.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Yeah, I'm sort of that way, too.
Speaker 11 (19:44):
Yeah, this wire's bothering me.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It bothers me to the better.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Of fact, just the other day, I was thinking if
I could build something to put over that.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Put a blanket over that.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
Something.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
I'm with you. A tarp. I know. I get it.
Speaker 10 (19:57):
Yeah, I got everything in order.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
My shoes. But what I realize is that's our problem.
It's not everybody's. Yeah, my wife's a clutterer, dude. She clutters?
She's a good girl. How is she with laundry? Clutter.
Just clutter. Like she just throws it all in a pile?
And she know I'm going to do it. Uh-huh. I
do the laundry. Oh, you do the laundry. I do everything.
You know, I got to be honest. I put everything
back together. It does sound to me like your wife
runs the show.
Speaker 11 (20:18):
If I leave the house, when I get back home
on Sunday night, Sunday afternoon, the house is going to
look like somebody was looking for a secret disc.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
And they ransacked the place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the
FBI showed up. They try to clean up before I
get home. Yeah. Because I lose it. Yeah. Yeah. Is
this how we live it? Are we homeless?
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Are you not entertained? I'm in that era. They know me.
Speaker 7 (20:46):
I lived that life for so long of having the
messy room, and you kind of hear the parents' car
coming down the road and just running to get everything
set up.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
That's how my mama lived. I still live like that
to this day.
Speaker 7 (20:58):
My wife's way more chill, but I'll hear her car
pull up in the driveway, and I feel like I
got to be doing something, cleaning to get it ready.
Speaker 11 (21:03):
You know, my mother was about to be home when
we were young. We had that place spotless. My mother
didn't play. I did 10 years in the Army, so
I'm neat.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I'm uniformed. I'm on time. I'm early with everything. But
my wife, my God. She's going to be late for
her funeral. We're going to be mourning at the funeral.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
She's going to jump out of her Uber dead and
run back and climb in the casket.
Speaker 7 (21:25):
But that's got to be frustrating, too, because comedians in general,
most of them aren't like you.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
Most of them are late, messy people. How do you
deal with them?
Speaker 11 (21:34):
I was out here for a while waiting on y'all.
That's how I'm everywhere I go.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
I'm there. He's here early. I gotta get early. Oh, yeah.
I'm like Russian. I'm early. I get you. I get you.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
So what do you think about people, like there's like
a thing now, like where people think that they should
have a grace period always. Like being, like that if
you're 10 to 15.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Minutes late, it's not a big deal. What do you
think about, like would you hire somebody?
Speaker 1 (21:57):
I think you're not going to hang out with me. Yeah, exactly.
I'm not going to be there with you.
Speaker 7 (22:00):
Exactly.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
I'll meet you there.
Speaker 10 (22:02):
And I hope they've locked the door.
Speaker 11 (22:03):
I hope they've locked the door.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Have you ever been to Japan? Yeah.
Speaker 7 (22:08):
Okay, so I learned this crazy thing about Japan. Like,
one of the most offensive things, I would not make
it in Japan. The most offensive thing you can do
is be late. Like, if you show up late for
whatever reason, they don't care about your excuse, whatever, it's
super offensive, and they never forgive you.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
Are you serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never knew that.
Speaker 7 (22:25):
Yeah, so you'd be perfect in Japan. I, as an
ADHD late person, I'm like, I would ruin my time
in Japan so quickly.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Yeah, don't you go to Japan. Don't hang out with me.
Speaker 8 (22:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I got to be on time, man. So have you
done stand-up comedy all over the world?
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Everywhere.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Really? Nigeria. All the bases, the army bases in Japan. Yeah. Oh,
army bases. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (22:47):
Rotterdam, Amsterdam, London, Nigeria, Seychelles.
Speaker 11 (22:52):
A sheik sent me, found me on YouTube, got in
touch with my agent and sent me to Seychelles Island.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
And everybody's, that's everybody's bucket list. I never heard of
the place.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I never heard of it either.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
And it's a thousand miles outside of Kenya.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Uh-huh. Right in the middle of the ocean. Oh, wow.
And it's historical.
Speaker 11 (23:08):
And a sheik had me go there to do a
show in front of 30 people.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Paid me 20 grand for 30 minutes. Whoa. And we
had no idea what we was getting into. We didn't know.
We flew there. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (23:19):
We got there two days before. And just check this out.
So the day of the show, they gave us a suite.
Everybody knew we was with the sheik. They was treating us.
We had like 11 maids.
Speaker 10 (23:32):
And my wife had a.
Speaker 11 (23:34):
ocean's view right on the ocean right we had a
one of those hotels you think was coming to america
and my wife would not leave the room she was
on the beach back in the room so when i
went to came in gave me they sent me in
a golf cart the guys took me to the room
it was a marbled room they said whatever you do
don't jump in the audience so don't touch nobody just
do your comedy so i went in there and i
(23:57):
was backstage and i'm peeking out there i seen the
chic he's like 30 feet from me, behind a sheer thing.
He had the suit on, like a regular suit, but
all the Abu Dhabi prince-looking thing on his head.
Speaker 5 (24:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
I look out there, I said, I.
Speaker 11 (24:11):
Was reading a piece of paper. It's like a lot
of nasty stuff going on. I said, what's this right here?
He said, oh, that's the stuff they put this and that.
He said, he's a freak. Yeah, I've heard about that.
He's like freaky stuff, but he can't do it in
the home. So he owns that part of Seychelles Island.
So he can get wild. So they've been doing, and
he said, he likes women and men. And all the
(24:31):
women look like Victoria's Secret models. Everybody in there look
like David Beckham and beautiful, some black people in there,
black girls and what not. 40 people in a marbled room.
I said, well, I tore up my little sheet. He said,
the nastier the jokes, the better.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
I said, what?
Speaker 11 (24:49):
I got a whole tons of that. I went out
there and just went nasty on them. They was like
loving it. And then it was hot. Took my jacket off.
Three girls got on stage. It was a little platform.
Pulled me in the audience. They told you not to
go to the audience. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa. They
took my shirt off. They said, take it off. And
they was rubbing on me. Men and women touching me.
(25:09):
I was so scared.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
I let them rub on me. And I'm looking at
the sheet like, don't cut my head off. It's not
my fault. He was like this.
Speaker 8 (25:16):
Do it.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Do it.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
I'm like, all right.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
And I was like, humping on everybody. Humping on me.
Speaker 11 (25:20):
I'm like, what the hell? And the dude grabbed me
and put me back on stage and took me out
the back and took me back to my room.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So did you do 30 minutes exactly? I did like
20 something.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
I was 20 and over 20, but they grabbed me.
For 20 grand. I did eight minutes of being rubbed on.
I was jerk diggler.
Speaker 11 (25:35):
Can you stick around for one more segment?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Yeah, because I'm going to take my shirt off in
a minute. I'm going to rub on.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Tony Roberts is here with us. Tony Roberts is going
to be at the Funny Bone. He'll be at the
Funny Bone tonight, tomorrow night, and Sunday, or just today?
Just four shows.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Just four shows.
Speaker 8 (25:52):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
So get your tickets at the Funny Bone. Two tonight,
two tomorrow. All right.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
We'll come back with Tony Roberts. Don't go anywhere. You're
listening to the Machos of the Morning. Hey, welcome to
the Machos of the Morning. It's Radio 104.1 broadcasting live
on iHeartRadio. Amber Nova here today. Savannah, Ryan, and Angel.
And our special guest is Tony Roberts, who's going to
be at the Funny Bone tonight and tomorrow night.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Second appearance with us. nice of you to come back. Hey,
let me ask you this question.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
So I, cause I struggled with this at the beginning
of the show this morning at six o'clock. It's like, well,
today is the 25th anniversary of nine 11, but it,
and you know, and so you, you need to talk
about it a little bit or whatever, but you know,
is it half of our, a lot of our audience
wasn't even born then they, they don't really remember.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
So how do you juggle? You're going to do comedy tonight.
Will you, will you bring it up at all? You
don't mention it. I don't have time for it.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
I don't have time for it. What's your thoughts on 9-11?
Speaker 10 (26:47):
I did not realize it crept up on us like that.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yeah. 25 years. That's crazy. It's been 25 years?
Speaker 10 (26:53):
That's crazy, right?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
I was living in New York. You were in New York?
Speaker 11 (26:55):
I was living in Mount Vernon. My mother called me
and kept calling me and calling me. And I answered
the phone.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
What you want? She said, look at TV.
Speaker 10 (27:03):
And I'm flicking a TV. And I see the building building.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
On fire, right?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
So I kept, I thought it was a movie. So
I kept clipping. Looking, what do you want me to
look at? The plane is in the building, blah, blah, blah.
The terrorists. I backed it up. I said, is that real?
Speaker 11 (27:18):
So me and my ex-wife, we jumped out, ran down.
We found out they wanted, they looking for stuff, donating
and everything and need some help.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
So you were in the city when it happened.
Speaker 8 (27:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (27:30):
So we rolled down and Just when we've been, when
you're leaving, when you're going to New York, when you get.
Speaker 10 (27:38):
Into Manhattan, you can see everything open up.
Speaker 7 (27:41):
Right.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
But you got to pass all these trees in the forest. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (27:44):
Soon we pass, we almost seen the second plane hit.
Speaker 8 (27:49):
Oof.
Speaker 11 (27:51):
I said, we heard it. We know you hear a
faint boom, but it was already in there. And I
thought it was a movie.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I couldn't believe it. I didn't want to go down further.
Speaker 11 (28:02):
My ex-wife, she went and got a whole bunch of stuff,
and I packed this car for her, and then she
went out there and started giving out blankets, helping.
Speaker 10 (28:11):
With the water and everything.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Being there at the time, did it seem surreal? Like,
when you look back now, probably... It was bad.
Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (28:16):
It was like, even a week later, it was like
a haunted... You had to be there.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
Yeah. It's crazy.
Speaker 11 (28:23):
You still got the scent, smell to it, the smoke,
the rubble.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
It was bad, bad, bad.
Speaker 8 (28:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:30):
So do you feel like you have a different connection
to it because you were actually there?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (28:36):
Yeah. It's worse than you see on TV.
Speaker 4 (28:40):
Sure.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
It was worse. Yeah. It was worse.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
But even with that being said, here we are 25
years later, you don't feel like it's something you need
to address?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
No.
Speaker 8 (28:48):
I don't. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:50):
I think that's what most of our, most of our,
I asked the listeners this morning, they were texting in
and most of them were like, yeah, let's, let's just
have fun today.
Speaker 1 (28:56):
We don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 10 (28:58):
I blogged something about it. The anniversary.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
You did? I would.
Speaker 10 (29:01):
Oh, instead of just starting, I want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you do a lot with
social media?
Speaker 11 (29:07):
Is that, uh, well, I'm getting on it more now
than I used to. I feel like I'm too old.
I don't really care about the social media. But my
team does. They just be, okay, we got this. I
need you to say something. I need you to do something.
I send it to them. I go crazy online or
something and then bam, bam, bam. It's not me to
do it by myself.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Gotcha, yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
And a lot of other comics, they get a podcast.
Have you thought about that? Is that something you do? Yeah,
I've been told I need a podcast because I got
a lot of stuff. I got a few people that
wanted to be on it.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Uh-huh.
Speaker 10 (29:35):
And then we just, I just want to get a theme.
I think the theme will fall in.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (29:41):
But online, like on podcasts or radio or whatever, I'm
just going to go, go, go, go.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (29:46):
So I think I'm going to I got to do
that right away.
Speaker 11 (29:49):
I'm going to do a split screen with some other guys.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
I don't want to have to be there.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
Right.
Speaker 11 (29:54):
I can just do a split screen with two other guys,
one from Detroit and one lives in LA.
Speaker 8 (29:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
And then we're going to just go at it. Do
you still live in Detroit?
Speaker 5 (30:01):
No.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No, no. I live in Sacramento. Oh, OK.
Speaker 4 (30:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
How's that? Small. It was simple. Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 10 (30:08):
So I moved there. I moved there when I met
my wife.
Speaker 8 (30:11):
Right.
Speaker 10 (30:11):
And so coming to visit, I said, this is where
I'm going to live.
Speaker 11 (30:14):
If I hadn't lived there, I'd be somewhere in Two Tree,
North Carolina somewhere.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I want to live in a cabin.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
I want to live where there's only like population 50 people.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
So she lived there and you moved there with her.
Speaker 2 (30:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Okay. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
She moved.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
She moved.
Speaker 10 (30:28):
To the United States when she was four. Didn't even
know no English.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Oh, okay. Now she got two degrees and we got
a bunch of kids. Yeah.
Speaker 10 (30:34):
And she do her thing, man. She's... Oh, my God.
My wife's something else.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
We so different. I'm telling you. But we complement each other.
What I lack, she's... brilliant at it. And then back
and forth.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
When you do your stand-up, do you use some of the,
you know, obviously... She's good with money.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Well, obviously, do you use some of your relationship as.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
The whole.
Speaker 10 (30:55):
75% of my sex.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Your act? Okay. It's my family. Okay, yeah. Because she's younger.
She don't get mad? No, she know it. Yeah, yeah.
She say, just, why don't you say this?
Speaker 8 (31:04):
Okay, I say it.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, she don't care. Everybody wants to meet her because
I talk about her so much. Gotcha.
Speaker 10 (31:11):
And my kids, they see us online.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (31:12):
But when they see her... Like I'll go out and
take a couple of pictures of pizza. Hey, somebody want
to meet you, blah, blah, blah. And they, they, there
she is. And she hate that. She hate the limelight.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
Oh really? Period. But she doesn't mind you using her,
like your relationship. I compliment her as I talk about her. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (31:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Angel question for, for Tony Roberts. Tony, I'm just curious,
because you come from- You're that sexy man behind the glass.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
I appreciate that, brother.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
He only wears a chic helmet.
Speaker 8 (31:38):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
You look fantastic yourself. I was curious what your opinions
were on this. You come from that old school.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
Right.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Robin Harris, Bernie Mac, Martin Lawrence, those guys are in
that world of yours. When a comic, a fellow comic
of that world, like Aries Spears, comes out and says-
I don't get it. I don't understand why people still
love Bernie Mac. I don't understand why people think Martin
Lawrence's sitcom was successful. How does that land on a
(32:06):
gentleman like yourself? He's an idiot. Whoever said that.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
That was Aries. That was Aries Spears this week. Yeah,
but you see Aries' eyes? He washed his face with cigars.
I think Ares just tries to piss everybody off, right?
Speaker 5 (32:20):
No, that's what he's doing. No, no, he does that,
and he does that very well. He is a professional troll,
and that's the lane. But this is not the first
time he's gone at Bernie, and sometimes it seems like
he's going on.
Speaker 11 (32:33):
Only reason he's going at Bernie is because he knows
the right buttons to push. He's going to do that
on successful, very loved comics for a reason.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (32:43):
If you got somebody you don't like and he talking
about them, well, you know, nothing because you don't like
them either.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Nobody cares.
Speaker 8 (32:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
But you get somebody like Bernie or Robin Harris or
something like that and no.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah. He doing it on purpose. He needs something to do.
He's always been like that, right?
Speaker 2 (32:56):
Ever since he's... Because he comes in here once a
year or whatever and there's always some controversy with him,
him saying something about somebody.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
No, that's what I'm saying. That's his lane. He's the
professional troll. But like, again, with this one specifically... This
is not the first, second, or third time he's had
something negative to say about Bernie Mac. And so it's
one of those things where.
Speaker 3 (33:15):
Bernie Mac was amazing.
Speaker 8 (33:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:17):
Well, he's a hero.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
He's the greatest ever.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Man, he is. Oh, my God. The movies. Not just
the stand-up.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
The movies.
Speaker 8 (33:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (33:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11 (33:25):
But Eric Spears, when you said him, I knew you
was going to say something about him. He's always like that, man.
You know, one time we did a show in Canada,
and he asked me, I was going right before him,
and he asked me in another comic, we talking, he said, hey, y'all,
I need y'all not to talk about this subject, this subject,
or that subject. I said, first of all, you got
your problem. That's not your problem. Your problem is going
to be following me. so if everybody knows every comic
(33:48):
in the country know I'm doing my documentary now and
everybody I have somebody say something about me whatever so
I can put it in the first thing they say
just a guy you don't want to follow yeah they
don't want to go behind me at all so what
did he say when you told him that I told him, oh.
Speaker 10 (34:02):
He said, no, what do you mean? No, I'm going
to do my thing. I said, I want you to.
But you can't never do them on purpose.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 10 (34:08):
And he couldn't follow it at all. And he tried
to tell the promoter.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
Does it happen a lot where comics say, hey, don't
bring this up? It happens a lot with that guy.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
With that guy. Yeah. Him and, you know what? Who else?
Speaker 10 (34:20):
If you get some older comics.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
And they got younger comics with them, they'll say, hey, man,
can y'all not talk about this subject?
Speaker 10 (34:29):
And they'll respect it because.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
They're glad to be on the show.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
But you can't tell another veteran What to do.
Speaker 3 (34:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (34:37):
No, you can't tell them. That's weak.
Speaker 9 (34:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (34:39):
A lot of them want to say that to you,
but it's weak. They know that's weak.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I'm surprised. I didn't know that was a thing for
a comic. That's a big thing. Hey, don't talk about this.
That's my. That means you're afraid.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (34:48):
It means you can't even go. If you talk, if
you open it for me and you don't even do comedy,
but you get on stage, I'm talking about four subjects.
I will do one of those subjects. I won't do
the other subjects.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'll do one. I say, yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
So my man was just talking about this and this.
That's my opinion on it. And bam, I do my way.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Everybody's opinion is going to be different.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Different.
Speaker 1 (35:08):
Yeah. You might just reiterate it, but to tell them
don't do it. That's crazy. You're a coward. That had
to piss you off. You're a coward.
Speaker 2 (35:16):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:17):
I hate, oh God, we talking about this on the
way from the airport. Matter of fact, I just jumped
on a red eye. You talking about sleepy?
Speaker 1 (35:25):
I'm gonna go in the hotel, put my thumb in
my mouth like a kid. Well, listen, we appreciate you
stopping by once again. Always good to see you.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Tony Roberts, he's gonna be at the Funny Bone tonight,
tomorrow night. You're always welcome to come in. Thank you
so much for stopping by.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Yeah, I gotta go. I was going to do Sunday.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
I got my grandmama getting an abortion, so I got
to tell her. Oh, my God. She only trusts me
to be with her.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
All right, when we come back, Angel's going to bring
you Monster Sports. Don't go anywhere. You're listening to the
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